Giggling about scandals, second holes, and splenda

sup gigglers gary fix the wi-fi manifest that shit we can't be managed i mean the day just got away from me what's up my gabagool gigglers no hannah walked in i'm really sorry if you're doing audio only this episode because hannah walked in and i said you look like tony soprano and like i look like your mistress and i did give you a speech two weeks ago that my fashion has changed i'm i'm like i'm elevated i'm classy i'm chic you had i don't wear patterns hannah you had a like a stern serious talk with me you were like no i'm not funky i facetimed you and i said you're not allowed to shower during this facetime this is a sit down facetime you can't do all your skincare during this facetime i said i wear chic clothes now yes and then i saw this shirt and i was like that's if you build it they will come i'm wearing a vintage shirt that i found on some vintage site that's definitely definitely real as chris jenner would say do you think it's real though and that's the thing with vintage you never know well no you could google if they ever made that shirt no you do know that's actually the whole thing with vintage is that the crazy thing is if you don't know you know you know that you don't know you how many things have you been like is this real like no one knows how many housewives no you could look up you could look up did ysl ever make a polo with these like i'm not gonna one of the girls is gonna look it up i don't like getting involved in gossip i don't like getting involved in negativity i'm not gonna question well i actually planned on getting like ready for today's episode i was like i'm gonna wear my cute little red outfit like we're in miami we're having like a good time and in miami we're having like a good time and we're i embrace my second hole but like clip that clip it that is so miami of you i hate myself i really hate myself but i literally got so cute saying that too you're like i have two earrings no truly in new york i you never embrace your second hole i never even think about it why is that i don't know i never think about it i told des on our wedding day i was gonna embrace my second hole and then i was like no never mind i remember that i don't have a second hole no it's i have like mine's like under going to charge no but i literally don't have a second hole in my ear i had to poke because i haven't embraced it in so long so you had to lube it up yeah and push through so it's like a little painful it's a little sore right now i'm not gonna lie it's funny because i did something differently today okay i don't know what happened something hit me the right way where it's like you know when it's the most it's finally a persuasive tiktok where like you've been wanting to do something but like someone finally persuades you yeah yeah yeah or like you've been wanting to buy something and you're like fuck it i'm buying it this girl was like all you have to do is put half a lemon in hot water and it will change your life totally and look have i been making fun of people who drink hot lemon water every morning yes did i happen to be on amazon like shopping for what groceries no i mean okay and i was like throwing some lemons okay my god it's no effort i've literally made crazier appointments you've had crazier citrus but what's so funny about marriage is des literally was like why'd you get lemons like he like he knows when i do anything that's like slightly different than my natural order i get i get lemon every week i feel like i've never gotten a lemon in my life the only time i've ever gotten an acidic fruit was if i do limes because i'm making guacamole and that was like super bowl but you're never even squeezing lemon on like even like takeout food like i'll squeeze some like if i get a chicken mayonnaise they never give enough lemon so i have lemon but you you like embrace life like you like the wind like you having lemons just laying around for no reason is the whimsical that makes me love you yes because if someone's coming over you don't have a centerpiece all of a sudden you've got lemons in a bowl if i get lemons i'm just gonna kill them all and then all those lemons would die for no reason yeah they get moldy they shrink up and i feel bad for them yeah they got picked just to die in my counter so did you have a hot water with lemon this morning i was like today's the day yeah so i put water in a cup and that's the first step put it in the microwave yeah squeeze the lemon i put it in the microwave and i was like it's missing something decide i'm gonna put some splenda in it okay does it negate the health purposes i'd say so but i wouldn't have done it if i didn't put the splenda in so should we just take it for what it is you could throw a little honey in there i don't have honey too whimsical too whimsical but i have i have splenda up the wazoo and one thing about me yeah you love an artificial sugar live life adding a splenda life is short add a splenda i actually don't like splenda and everything i put it in every i go to i guess i can have an iced tea side of splenda yeah everything is better with the splenda sometimes you cosplay a man that was born in 1948 like like right now yeah like sometimes like some of the things you're like lemons women buy lemons like that's like you just made us all feel really stupid for like adding lemons like to our grocery i just realized that i could have been being so much cuter and healthier with my life but instead i'm just like i'll throw a splenda on it but i think you're at the age no i think we are at the age i think 35 is one of the first times in your life where you actually are serious about health like i've said it years before like no i'm gonna take control i'm gonna like eat more healthier yeah but 35 really because things actually could start shutting down i do have masseter massacre has changed me forever where i had a doctor's appointment recently yeah and they were like we're gonna give you this medication there's a one percent chance normally i start hearing want want i don't care what they're saying won't happen to me no i puckered up i was like what could possibly happen because they were like your insides could flip over and be on your outsides or whatever and i i started planning for that i was like can i handle that right now and i was like that's a really intense side effect and i was like i'm gonna take control and they're like it happens to one percent of people and i said baby i'm your one percent i am the one percent like i'm so lucky in this lifetime let me tell you i've never listened because i'm not like i don't get allergic to things like yeah i clock out when people start saying some people this could happen to yeah that's not me baby yeah i'm built like a horse no allergies no i don't think i do either i do think though sometimes knock on wood later in life things can emerge so that's why we're keeping our eyes and ears open for things like this and i'm like i'm gonna keep my eyes open for the rest of my life i'm not gonna keep my eyes open for the rest of my life i'm not gonna keep my eyes open for the rest of my life i'm not gonna keep my eyes open for the rest of my life i'm not gonna keep my eyes open for the rest of my life i'm not gonna keep my eyes open for the rest of my life i'm not gonna keep my eyes open for the rest of my life i'm not gonna keep my eyes open for the rest of my life i'm not gonna keep my eyes open for the rest of my life i'm not gonna keep my eyes open for the rest of my life i'm not gonna keep my eyes open for the rest of my life i'm not gonna keep my eyes open for the rest of my life i'm not gonna keep my eyes open for the rest of my life i'm not gonna keep my eyes open for the rest of my life realize it still will be there in time yeah you don't have to get back to the future existential crisis today how dare you use that word while i'm on invisalign i'm not on invisalign and i couldn't say it did you see the kelly clarkson stuff i love it more in person because you point at me i am so excited to talk about the kelly clarkson stuff i'm giddy by the way we are beyond kelly clarkson fans of the pod i did her show the most pleasant sweetest also let's remember that kelly clarkson came from nothing she's the american idol and then american idled i i couldn't name you one other person that's one american i was gonna say justin baldoni but that's not him justin gorofsky no justin belt justin i have no idea justin guerlini justin tortellini one after her oh the guy she competed against yes yes and there's a guy named ruben and clay aiken remember when there was like an before ai but it was like an ai conspiracy that reuben died then like i feel like there were like videos did you watch it with your family like was it i think we did watch the first season together because it was like the whole country was but i don't remember watching later seasons i think we watched the first couple seasons together because my mom's a singer so yeah it's fun it's like me watching dancing with the stars with haley like i don't know what's going on but then she'll be like oh her heel toe is off and my mom would be like like i'd be enjoying something she might be like i look at her i'm like is that on pitch and she's like no unfortunately no unfortunately she won't be going to say my mom knows when it's on or off pitch who was going to hollywood before they said yes and i like loved watching her be like no okay so the kelly clarkson drama which i love a scandal at a store so on a saturday or something she lives in tribeca she was like i'm gonna drive to brooklyn to go to the store yeah to get this bird that i like well i don't even know if she went for the bird okay maybe she just saw the store yeah i think she just wanted to go to a store it's like cute and cool and whatever and like if that's how i i want to spend my sunday going to brooklyn and shopping at a random tchotchke store of things i don't need i want to put a t-shirt on and a baseball hat it's giving whimsy from kelly clarkton it's just giving like oh my god she's having a day by the way no one calls her kelly what do you have to say kelly clarkson so she gets there they released did you see the video they released of her in the store but there's no audio so you can like you kind of can tell what's going on but can't hear what they're saying but at the very end you see her like stop in the doorway and say something to the store but when she walked in the guy was trying to be like she was mad people weren't treating her like kelly clarkson she clearly was incognito she did not want people to know she was kelly clarkson she's in like a backpack which is very me coded yeah and i had a backpack today and you never know what you have putting in it i don't know things could happen okay here's the thing it'd be normal one shoulder it'd be normal if you had just about it actually no it wouldn't because again you're 35 this episode is about you being 35 so i don't know where the fuck you're going with the backpack but you also have a purse i have purse like are you getting on a train after this like where are you going so i didn't have time to do my makeup so i brought my makeup in my backpack and i wasn't gonna like just bring my makeup i didn't have time to do mine either because we had to do a stupid work zoom which you didn't even know about i know i hate when that happens because i'm like oh my god you guys just ruined my day i was gonna like blow my hair out i do have to shout out girls got to eat because their take came up on my feed and they were like kelly clarkson yeah and they were like has kelly clarkson not been shopping recently in brooklyn because that's how people treat you when you go shopping at a boutique store in brooklyn like everyone's rude you walk in and they're like ill get the fuck out of here and then you're like hey and they're like i hate you yeah i would rather that than walking into a store when you know you don't know you like you don't know if you want to buy anything but you just want to peruse and they're like what's your social security number what do you want and let me ask you a trillion things because like got into my head this is my job and i have to do it and i'm like you don't want to talk to me i don't want to talk to you why are we talking if i'm kelly clarkson though i think i'm doing the same thing i'm like i'll burn the whole place down well the way the man was standing did you notice in the video i didn't he's standing and he takes his leg and he crosses it over the other leg and he's like leaning on the side and he's holding a mug oh he's holding a coffee mug so just envision this yeah and he's telling her so sorry that's not for sale while in that position but it had a price tag on it price tag on it but he is was basically i guess he didn't explain it to her but he was basically like we don't want to sell this to her yeah she took it as you think i can't afford it he was like let me show you something else so it was a miscommunication but he was was it though because if he didn't want to sell it why was it sitting there with a price tag on it i think because technically it's something that was for sale at the store but it's become like a mainstay of the store they do these music shows and they use it and i think he did not want to sell it what is it everyone's like i hate gay halloween how are you the wooden bird that that everyone's fighting over um i think it did not sell it i think it did not sell it i think it did not sell it they're calling it like aerodynamic or something there's like a fancy word for something it does but it's nothing anyone needs i love kelly clarkson but i just realized that like we're so different because like where is she putting this bird it was more like the interaction and the tone of how we speak to each other but like people don't understand as someone born and bred in brooklyn new york and has seen the neighborhood change yeah to have a store in brooklyn new york that is just tchotchkes that people don't need this is the wealthiest of the wealthiest totally know what's crazy if a girl not girl a woman owned this store i think the story would be very different it would play out very differently oh if a girl owned the store it'd be burned down by now yeah but they did say that we are in danger the story said they're in danger of closing no oh just in danger yeah right they just got so much great pr it's just they said that like there's a lot of kelly clarkson fans that are like threatening them and stuff so i do think when she's leaving the store she said something like i don't know what to do i don't know what to do i don't know i don't know what to do i don't know what to do i don't know what to do i don't know what to do the the cashier yeah because in my head if i was the cashier i'd be like wait i wasn't involved yeah i'd be like take it i don't give a fuck about this place i don't i'm i'm getting paid hourly here yeah i actually can i come with you can you buy me kelly clarkson can you take me home but the thing with kelly is that she's never had a scandal like this besides her divorce never had a scandal which i don't know i don't even like that's just a it's a tuesday speaking of divorce i started watching this new sienna miller show so did i war you guys war on hbo it is so good also sienna miller it's so good i can't keep my eyes off her we have streaming for a reason give me the whole fucking season or go to a main network i don't think you should be allowed to be streaming and it be weekly episodes no no it's really annoying i i hate that can you believe that we used to just like they just put commercials in between dialogue no now when like a commercial comes up on your streaming you're like you apologize to people you're like i'm so sorry the way my bank account is set up like you're like i'm getting spammed right now you're like i have student debt and like i don't like you just start apologizing because it's so jarring you're like we're watching amazon what the fuck is this 15 second ad i think i was with you lois and we were watching toy story and an ad came on and i was like lois i'm so sorry this is not the treatment that i wanted you deserve never usually happens i must be i must have switched out of my house like what the fuck is this i'm trying to watch woody it's like you just brought up the pandora app people are like immediately like you're you have leprosy i started watching another new show that's a reality show called team moms it's about a specialized middle school that all these boys go to in arizona okay to become like professional baseball players they do school like two hours a week breeding or two hours a day yeah breeding real scary kids but it's all about the mom boy moms yes what are they fighting about hannah it's some of the best television i've ever watched in my life i should have known my lord and savior kimberly noel kardashian is the producer of it i don't know if she came up with the idea or she's just like a producer on it these women are so good there's two families i can't even think i don't even know like their names but your fingers are so long it just hit my phone across the table i made my nails on today they're actually so disgusting there's two families that fight on who's more italian oh you are locked in i'm locked in one of the moms is a pilates instructor she goes to the boys school in these insane pilates workouts and like teaches the kids i'm like this show is teaches the kids pilates yes like 14 year old boys and her body's like insane if i'm a mom i'm like no you're not walking into my son at 14 years old with your tits out like that's you sound like shane gillis right now well wait do i because in my head my kids at school and this mom is coming in in a crop top and leggings to teach him pilates looking like a whore no i think it's inappropriate on the mom's part like but like i thought it was so weird i'm like why i go in a sweatshirt go in a hoodie sweatshirt why is she teaching boys pilates at 14 i don't know it's part of like because they really think like all their kids are like the best baseball it's like truly to just try and help them be so good at baseball and whatever which i'm sure i they don't they rarely do it but they're like they're like they're like they're like they're even talk about you want to know what's nice about it the kids are rarely really in it it's not really about them like maybe they have some tropes of like you got to do better in school and like stop them talking to their sons but it's not like any of their drama yeah this is great because sports parents are next level terrifying and it's not even i'm saying like it's not your fault like something comes over you the second you think your kid has like a little bit of a chance to like be good even if mine don't i'm gonna be insane genie sent me a video of lois playing soccer yeah little kids playing soccer is the funniest thing ever because they're all just running after the ball but lois realized like if she pushes and shoves a little like she'll always get the ball so lois is just demolishing like literally the end of mean girls like other four-year-olds like boys and she's literally stiff arming boys and she just keeps like she's really good and then i like something came over me for a second where i was like oh i think she has potential like i was like about to be like you literally became your dad i was like we have to get her in like some training and like we so then i was like how do you feel about her playing with six-year-olds but she doesn't like the outfit which is why i think it might not be a long-term thing for her but seeing lois being better than other kids in soccer i became a monster totally and i was like she's gonna be successful in life because she's chasing the ball aggressively the way the women talk to their sons, it's just like one family changed their last name. and they, like, think they're lying about, like, the house they live in. It's just – Yeah, that's good. It's so good. That's good. It's so good. That's really nice. It's really nice to fall asleep. I love that you found that for you. Oh, my God. I'm like, this is so crazy. And also, there's something about Arizona where I'm like, not enough reality TV shows with you guys. For sure. I feel like Arizona is, like, a real crazy, crazy state. It's because it's too hot to really function. Yeah. Like, you know, the whole – pretty much every month except for, like, December, January is, like, unlivable because it's so hot. The first time I ever went to Arizona, I truly – like, I didn't realize they legit don't have grass. Yeah, and, like, there's real cacti. I was like, no one has a front yard. Like, it's just rocks. No, it's cacti and, like, little reptiles. I love the backdrop of Arizona, and then they have, like, beautiful mountains. Yeah. I always say the cacti is the fuckboy of plants. Yeah. Because it's tall and it's, like, ooh. It's, like, yeah, it's me. And then if you touch it, you're, like – It's flexing. I'm immediately hurt. Yeah. Yeah, it's – it thinks it's better than the other plants. Totally. And it, like, holds water and it doesn't give you any. It's, like, I'm thirsty too. Narcissistic behaviors from the plants. How did we get here? I am possibly going to go on a trip. Now, let me just say, I plan a lot of trips. A lot. Hannah plans at least two trips a year. I would say. And it really – it's not good for my marriage because I'll be, like, let's go to Japan. Yeah. And he's, like, if you're down, I'm down. Yeah. And we, like, start planning it, and then something always comes up. Usually 48 hours before. And you've experienced this too. Of course. We've let down our families, our friends. Yeah. Okay, once Des got an ACL problem, and the doctor was, like, you shouldn't be on a 20-hour flight. Yeah. And it was his fault, and I tried to remind him of that. Yeah. But we're now trying to next week, because Des has shows in Singapore and Hong Kong. Yeah. We're trying to, in nine days, do Singapore, Vietnam, Hong Kong. It's a 12-hour time difference. Mm-hmm. I don't know how we're going to figure out the pod. That's, like, once it gets double digits – What are the chances you go? In my heart of hearts? Yeah, give it to us straight. Like, we won't say anything to Des. Like, we – honestly, we can even cut this part out. What is your true, true feeling on the percentage that you're going? Every night, I have been putting together a pretend itinerary for the person I want to be when I'm there. And I'm like, yeah, we're going to that vintage shop. Yeah, we're going to the restaurant. I was just going to say, you've looked up vintage shop. I've booked every restaurant, cat cafes. You've done reservations for things. I've booked the reservations. Are you serious? Because if I can't go, at least let me have fun pretending. I think there's a 60% chance we go. I'm playing pretend. When I tell you guys, I can't tell you the last time I went on, like, a – True vacation. A vacation? No, Hannah, you don't vacation. Or a trip, like, just for culture. No, you don't. For the culture. I would say the last time you went on a true vacation for the culture and the cuisine was four years ago. That time you went to – you went to Ireland for, like, a week. We just went to Dez's. That wasn't vacation. I went to Dez's. Okay, sorry. I don't know why you're mad at me. I didn't make you cancel your goddamn trips. I go to Italy every summer. I say, hey. You said, come with me. You said, no, I have to get Botox, film a show, and not move my mouth because I like a challenge. That was the craziest move of all time this summer. Like, I really – I don't think people realize when Hannah's show comes out, we're so excited for her. But just know that I told her to quit every single day. I go, don't even show up. You're going to get fired. Paige was the one person. My team was like, we'll figure it out. My mom was like, it's going to be okay. My Dez is like, it's not going to last forever. Paige was like, get out. She was like, do not. Do this show. She's like, you can't move your face. Get the fuck out. No, because you want to know why? I got nervous that, like, oh, my God, what if this show is, like, not that good, but it's – but people only watch to make fun of Hannah, and then, like, that's going to live on forever. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have to – that happened to me already. The show is not that good, and people just watch to make fun of me? It's literally happened, babe. I'm not scared of any of that. That's just my – that's a day in my life, baby. You're like, that's my persona on TV. Also, like, I do think it's going to be entertaining, but I'm scared. No, I think it's going to be fine now, and I was being anxious about it. But I do need that person in my life to remind me that, like, you don't have to do everything you signed up for. I was nervous it was going to be one of those situations where you're like – and I actually – I actually didn't even have to do this. They needed me as a host, and now I'm fucking up my career. You got afraid that – yeah, I was going to hurt myself because I thought I needed to do this. Yes. But it is good to have a friend that's like, quit. Like, just quit. Like, what are you – who – why are you being a hero? And that is the truth. You are the first person to be like, babe. Don't do it. Give up. I'm like, don't answer the phone when he got – like, don't even – And it's so good for my mental health. But no, the team – Stuff like that, like, I truly don't – of course, people get, like, stuck in situations that are scary and, like, different, whatever. And their face could get stuck. Yeah. I truly don't feel like you can stick – I can get stuck in any situation. Like, I'm leaving. Yeah. I'm going home. I'm not answering my phone. It's like, you've never met me. There are people in my life that truly could have gone to the police and been like, I think she's missing. It's like, no, she actually just blocked you on everything. You have no idea where she is. She's never going to return. I have people texting. They've been texting me for years. Like, maybe you'll – no. I'll never respond to you. Speaking of, I have to do a shout-out to Italian-American comedian Carly Aquilino. Yes. Did you see what I posted from her today? No, what was it? She has this video that goes viral, I think, every year of her texting her parents about technology. Yeah. So she texts her dad being like, hey, I'm sending you an online – A digital gift card. A digital gift card. And she goes, then chaos ensued. Yeah. So he responds something like – I'm going to fuck it up. But he's like, okay, thank you for sending me the – and he put in quotations – digital gift card. And he's like, hopefully it's here by the time you get here and we can print it out. Yeah. And she goes, one more time. That's the thing. It's digital. You don't have to print it out. You'll get it immediately. And then she goes, then my mom jumps in on the group chat who gets scammed like five times a year. Yeah. And she goes, I'm afraid. And she goes, I don't feel good about this. Then the dad goes, to protect her, goes, don't worry, we'll block you. So you don't have to be a part of this. And then Carly, I think, said something like, you guys, you're overreacting. He goes, we're not overreacting. You're causing chaos. And I sent it to my nana. Yeah. Because my nana told me, like, I want to get her a gift. I want to get her tops. Yeah. And I said, but can you send me the – Can you send me the tops that you want, like, from Amazon? Yeah. Anything. Just send me what you want. I'll get it for you. She cannot, for the life of her, figure out how to, like, copy a link and send it. So then I'm like, find something online on your phone. Tell Papa to take a photo with his phone. Yeah. Send it to – they can't figure that out. This has been three weeks of me trying to figure out – Yeah. She's trying to, like, tell me over the phone. It's chaos. That – yeah. It's just not – But she knows how to listen to the podcast. Shout out, nana. I need to send nana some Daphne. You have to. I think you should do a photo shoot with nana and Daphne. Wait. I should. Yeah. She's been waiting. Why? Because I don't have a grandma? No. I need to do something with nana. I need to figure out, like, what she's right for. Actually, speaking of Daphne, did you see my infomercial? With the, like – it looked like you were in the cold. The technology was incredible. The acting. We just used, like, a lo-fi camera. But I was, like – when we started Daphne, I was, like, okay, number one thing that I must make at some point is a snuggie. Like, a redo of a snuggie. We don't make blankets or anything like that yet. So, I was, like, let's do it in a towel version. Because, you know, when you get out of the towel and you're, like, I'm going to lay on my bed. But your towel is never big enough. You're always cold. Your robe is never, like, plush enough. And then you're, like, do I get under the covers? And then it's, like – no, then you're gone. Like, then it's over. It's your day. Also, the second I put that robe on, I'm not doing anything. We deserve it. We designed, like, a regular robe. Like, you can wear it like a regular robe. And then there's the tie. And it's open in the front. But it's so oversized that if you flip it around and put your arms through. And then we did the pockets so that, like, either way you wear it, like, the pockets are right there. You can fit your cat in it. You can literally fit your cat in it. I made – I was, like, no, I need a big pocket. Because I have stuff. Like, my phone, the remote, different things. So, I was, like, okay, how are we going to promote it? And then I was, like, okay, let's just redo one of the Snuggie infomercials from when we were little. So, we just, like, pulled it up online and, like, kind of – it's my greatest joy. Can I add a tag? Yeah. What if we did – like, you know when you don't get up to get water? Yeah. Do you know how, like, hikers, like, it's, like, attached? Yeah. Can we have a water thing that's attached to the Snuggie that you could just – Now we're onto something. Yeah. I could definitely figure that out. So, you don't have to get up. Get up, but anyway. And then something that I can pee in while I'm – A snack. A catheter so I can – I started a nursing home collection, but I use Nana as, like, the – hot of the but everyone should get this for their grandma right i mean for anyone it's the best the winter's coming and nana's like wants to be cozy but this is the problem with nana she wants to also be sexy so nana i'm like do i get you do you want a sweater and she's like well it has to be off my shoulder well i made wraps too like that are towel wraps but that's why me and nana are so she's like it has to look hot though our first robes we came out with i was like but short like i'm so sick of these like grandma long robes like i wanted to be short and cute and you guys saw the shirts i bought for my nana you think i'd be shopping for a 13 year old girl like but she she has the most beautiful waist and teclatage she loves to show off and she's like i'm 85 but i want to be sexy okay i'm gonna do a big package to nana she loves when her doorbell rings and there's you know i got her i got her a monthly subscription to giada laurentis's pasta thing it's a really good gift for people so it sends like her i guess homemade pasta with different sauces that she makes or things to do every month i want that yeah give me that for my birthday i'm like very into gift giving right now are you i actually bought you your your birthday your birthday gift i was gonna bring it today to be like you know how you gave me my birthday gift a month later i'll give you a month early and that would have been it yeah i forgot speaking of families i don't think people know how involved our moms are in our business and i just like our personal business or our business business both yeah but like our business business and people know that kim is on your email and reads everyone but like wait did i tell you how she called me intrusive the other day so she's on my email okay but for whatever reason her macy's account is connected to my email so when she buys something on macy's it emails me being like thanks for your order like your order's on the way so the other day i said to her oh i saw that jacket you got from macy's it was like back ordered or something and i was like so cute and she looks at me and she goes how do you know that and i go your account is set up to my email like i saw it and she goes oh that's so intrusive i go that's intrusive you're emailing me i'm getting notifications i'm like i thought surely you would have seen it she was like well i didn't click like i don't click your stuff i'm like okay then what's your purpose there she's a lurker she's just spy i was like the goal of kim has boundaries i said you're lucky i'm on it because i had to click wait for the back ordered item or we'll automatically cancel it and i go so you are waiting for the back order time i might have to just cancel your ass if you're gonna give me this kind of attitude um my mom we did something very funny and i think sometimes they're the only people who are there for you i had to do a very big decision making thing yeah and like it was the kind of thing that you don't there's no like wrong answer but it's based on vibes and it's like your life could take a court a different yes basically there's no wrong answer but your life could be it's literally what a reference but she who are you no like in miami you become a different person i'm using my second hole like what's going on what's happening sorry girls have layers so this was like who do i want to partner with for something and everyone's like legit but it's like really about vibes i show up on the zoom with my mother and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like okay and they're like who is that and i'm like that's lenore burner yeah and she doesn't just show up on the zoom she has a notepad yeah and as they're talking she's like looking down and writing yeah i've never seen people being like more nerve racked because no one's into a day by me but when my mom came on not speaking the whole time just yes they were scared shitless i had a thought the other day where i'm like i wonder if in business stuff i should have my mom use a different last name yeah so that people are really scared like yeah think that she's just some i think it depends on your mom like some moms are more into like the business stuff yeah but like if you do like you can bring your mom on anything there's no law you can take your mom you can take your mom truly take your mom my mom like byob bring your own mom byom like bring her on a date bring her to the post office bring her everywhere it doesn't matter if you're 35 like we're bringing our mom this how cute is when we went to dinner the other night with our parents hannah's mom was like oh my god we should go with the girls to london and dublin and my mom's like i'm already going and my sister's coming and my niece is coming like kim has already planned an entire trip yeah so we're gonna go and that's gonna be so fun i just think like giggly when in doubt like you talk to your astrologer but like your moms are really good at business decisions because they're like the only people that really care about you no it's the only person not your dad my dad will leave me for dad and another good offer he's gone are you kidding he's done my brother does anything he's out your brother picks up the phone he's out could you imagine if gary signed with sirius a parade a monument oh also i i feel like she she comes to like my styling appointment sometimes like because mom she's like i'm gonna go to the salon and i'm gonna go to the salon and i'm gonna go to the salon she's trying to rest and you just have her work she's my mom's exhausted yeah but she loves working my mom can't sit still you know a lot of moms and their daughters listen to the pod like separately and then they'll like talk about it together isn't that fucking adorable ever brought up in like therapy sessions yeah in a bad way yeah do you think any men have brought up like my girlfriend like listens to this podcast giggly squad does she think it's too much for sure be like they're fucking pissed off i'm like i'm gonna go to the salon and i'm gonna go to the salon and i'm gonna putting these crazy thoughts into her head about independence and they talk about us like we're the manosphere and he's like and i think it's a cult could you imagine she keeps lying about being on voice rest do you remember voice rest oh yeah what a time what that feels like a lifetime ago well it's about to happen since we're back on tour we're gonna have to go on voice rest again we've recorded the last podcast before the music video came out yeah so oh now that it's out like the comments just make me so happy someone was like page needed like three business weeks to recover from this but everyone was so happy that you did it it was so fun no i really got into it now they want us to do a musical i actually commented on that girl i said how fucking dare you don't put shit into hen's head no a musical is quite different yeah and i don't like i can do a three minute i'm no longer an ensemble cast person i can't do it i can only work with hannah but the tour is also so great obviously some people are upset but a lot of gigglers from denver were like we get it yeah like they were so cute they were like and guys actually it's like i'm hear me when i say this it's not you it's your air like it's truly not you guys it's not about the people you're perfect the place the gigglers that message me they go we're in denver we love giggly squad it really sucks you guys can't come but we do respect page's boundaries it really sucks and i have i'm sorry i'm having a medical boundary that's how we make decisions on this tour um we do have a big big new york city announcement announcement coming next week so many announcements yeah so fun and then we're gonna chill for a little on the announcements yeah yeah no more announcements we're not announcing shit yeah we're not you can find out through other purposes we're not gonna announce it go back to the grapevine okay because we're not announcing a goddamn thing one thing though i do want to say that's like been scaring me when i am in my miami the other night i went to the gym because did you at night what else do you do in miami um yeah but like i wasn't like safe it wasn't like i didn't go at like 11 30 p.m i went at like six o'clock guys will do that because they can that's that's nice um you want to know what i listened to on my headphones a book oh and i was like okay l woods like i'm just walking on the what book utilizing my second hole like i'm just different down here it's totally different yesteryear because i literally couldn't get through it but it was a painting me and i have like one chapter left is it worth me listening to it uh i don't it was like okay i just like never finished it over the summer and it was like pissing me off so i had to finish it doesn't i went to a bookstore well it was one of those like bookstores does of course what the hell is a tiktok book like it's a cool place with like coffee and books and like it was just a vibe oh just like it was like barnes and nobles if it was like cool and chic and like it was in florida it was in miami it's actually called books and books it's really cool you should check it out they were like how do we describe what's in the store they're like well it's a book and it's not just a book it's it's another book yeah there's other books we're not gonna sell just one book that'd be crazy books so books and books was fucking lit it should have been like books and i don't want to get into a bird also there's something powerful about it because florida as you know they love burning books so like having you say yeah they burn books what does that mean like books that people don't like that have stuff that they don't like about they burn what is this the witch trial i know i know they're getting they're going to the town and these are the free speech people being like okay you can't have a book about like certain things oh google it endometriosis this is so true like maybe if you didn't wear shorts to the gym you fucking whore we wouldn't have to burn all the books whenever a girl wears shorts to the gym a book gets burned if you wear shorts to the gym there's no one to see it there's a tree fall in the forest a second hole is utilized no i can't breathe right now stop it oh god okay okay anyway so i was there to use the bathroom no des also is like a low-key a fucking professor he's like we talk about anything he's like yeah i read that book we're like when but he also does it like undercover like yeah he's like oh i read it actually in two days because it was about to come out i'm like like he just came out he just came out and he'll be like on the plane but he doesn't tell me about it he's but like low-key like the biggest nerd but it's good because someone needs to know what's going on in the world yeah no and he's like oh it's not here he couldn't find it and then he like randomly found it and he was like really cute about it because he was just holding it like all excited and it was actually really fucking cute hardcover paperback he got the paperback but he was like do you want to get a book and i was like like how do you even make a decision there's so many books to choose from and then i was like do they have a giggly squad book and they didn't and i was like fuck this place this clue doesn't understand literature but i love how book places smell wait did you see the other day i'm gonna take you to books and books you know the other day i had never i don't talk about that we're a new york times best-selling authors enough and i was like on the giggly squad instagram and i was like oh my god i never collabed on this post from like two years ago and i collabed on like one of our book posts no you like you we would joke grace and i am always like just send a collab see if she'll do it and we joke that you never will and then i'll be like grace make the thing like prettier like the cover photo prettier see if she does it and like it never works and like we we know you won't it's just like our own little joke sometimes i do though and i throw you guys for a loop like i feel like i like i did for the the music video and there was something else but honestly yeah me and me and josephine talked about my grid we're like it's a little crammed it's a lot of pink we have to break it up you ever look at my grid or does it never yeah i don't because it's not none of your business it's nothing to do with you why would you add that stress to your life when you don't need it i know exactly you're like this is not my problem and i'm not gonna make it my problem i get you in real life i know the thought like and you're about funny like you're about real life connection and like i'm about she's like you're about heart i'm about look don't touch like don't come stop like don't come any closer when i do like a good dump yeah you're the first to be like i like this dump yeah but because you are really funny and like dumps are hard though creative and you ever put like 17 photos and you mess up something and then you have to start over well my biggest thing with dumps is i'm like too many pictures of me me me oh look at that and another one of me but then you you put a good lay flat yeah then i do like a cute aesthetic one that like it's like oh my god she just happened to get that it's like no i made everyone hold their breath oh my god people were saying that we reminded them of broad city with the music video i think it's because it was in brooklyn yeah oh like it kind of looked like their show and people said it referenced the song shiz shiz yes which was like the biggest compliment by the way um speaking of millennial and because i'm wearing a collared shirt do you remember like when boys would pop their collar like unironically yeah like gen z's don't understand that i feel like i still wear things like popped collar but like it was like a art like guys would wear two of them yeah it was a and then ever since i can remember i've been popping my collar when that came out we were like yes as you should yes like it wasn't a joke yeah it wasn't a bit this shirt 15 years ago at a frat house would have crushed the camera give me the camera yeah she's getting into method acting i know no you really look like a mob boss but like one that's like i'm not in charge no i don't have i'm not executing yeah one that's like jimmy pick up the sandwiches like all right like that's you yeah i'm adding color to the room yeah like he's a good guy i'm a good hang keep him he's a good hang don't give him anything he will mess it up but like he does bring the vibes up yeah i feel like the mob has personally personality hires for sure of course also you know people don't talk about in sports you personality hires too like what do you think the mob is doing now that they're you know who the number one people that are mad at poly market it's the mob because what are they doing oh because they like to control betting i think that's their whole isn't that their whole thing they should sue they'd be like hey imagine they're just like class action lawsuit actually this our bread and butter how dare you you invented this and you got to bring the money to tony they take from us the things everything yeah my final thought is just that i did have bangs and fire engine red hair as hell they are yeah but like yeah but in like a fake way oh that reminds us we have to do our halloween costume i know i'm going on my trip on the 22nd so what's the date like we have to figure it out i don't know what are you doing this weekend anything nothing okay cool okay well we have a lot to do this weekend we do i don't know no i think we'll just hang and we'll chill what were you gonna say i forget you thought of something no but your heli hair was like a wig and not real like that's not the real color okay and we're not doing a bang no it's not thick it's literally just it's a wit it's a long if you even go to here i'll do that i think you should do it okay i'll do it did you tell your mom no we have to run it by your first for sure we can't just do that kind of thing okay maybe i should ask because she'll be less likely to say no to me yeah if she thinks it's coming from you she'll see it over a situation yeah you ask obviously she'll say yes you're not even her daughter okay guys thank you for giggling with us have the most amazing weekend ever we'll talk to you later bye you