Giggling about nails salons, cysts, and chest hair

what's up gigglers gary fix the wi-fi manifest that shit we can't be managed i mean the day just got away from me hello my glacial gigglers because you're cool you're a cool cat yeah i hate when i write something on the notes and i'm like i'll know what this is you won't it just right it just has screens with our faces on them actually i do know what that is don't you hate when you think you don't know what it is and then you say it out loud and then you do know what it is and you wish you didn't bring up that you didn't know what it is do you want to die laughing yeah no i saw that already and i wasn't going to say anything until the pod started she's perfect wait is daphne freaked out by it no she like doesn't like she's like i just can't believe they use that picture well whatever she's like there's no copyright infringement going on how are you doll also these fake glasses are they is it reflecting too much for you my fake glasses no if i i can't hear or see with them but i i just feel like it was bringing my look together today yeah it honestly really is i just bite you i'm a little freaked home from the nail salon that's why i'm a little out of breath at what age do you figure out the nail salon because it's wait hannah i went to the nail salon today okay we probably had very different experience what was your let's start with your nice beautiful experience of your culture what did you do um i had to go to the bank so i walked to the bank and then i said oh the nail salon's right around the corner let me go into the nail salon i walk in i say hi do you have a time do you have time for a pedicure it's at this time of day it's 9 45 in the morning and they said yes pick a color i picked my color i sat down she started doing my toes and i went on tiktok and we did that for about 45 minutes and then i paid and i didn't sit and dry my toes i was wearing flip-flops so i just walked home the air dried them for me and that was it that sounds lovely i also just realized the different parts you of the nose you put your fake glasses changes your age like i just became i just became 62 yeah and sorry if you're not watching a video but i'm 62 right now you just became my aunt that i'm like i have a podcast what is this podcast you guys are doing what was your nail experience well i walked in it was crowded i was gonna turn around but they made eye contact with me yeah and you know how there's the one alpha she's like in charge she's running stuff and she'll yell from any area she's the gm yes she's in the back at this point so they do this thing where in front of everyone you have to say what you want yep and she's like what do you need yeah and everyone just stares at me and i'm like first of all i'm shy yeah i'm a really shy person i don't like public speaking wait okay the nail salon i'm not shy yeah because you feel like you're not shy you're not shy you're not shy you're not shy you feel at home i feel at home that's like me walking into you know the u.s open i'm chat chatting with them talking 10 10 when i walk into a nail salon i say i don't i don't know where i belong yeah so i was like i'm a gel manicure yeah i was just gonna say what were you in there for and i was like gel manicure and she's like do you need us to take it off or do a fill and i was like and that's where you got me yeah then she goes well is it hard or soft gel i go again i'm even i'm a fucking idiot because i'm i don't know the answer to these questions i'm like i choose c like i don't know so then we sit down like page how do you know if you have soft or hard gel and how do you know if you need a fill or not you have hard gel you you needed a whole new nail okay i think they did that but yeah when do you get a fill like okay this is these are my favorite topics hannah ah i love when we get on the pod and you're just like hey tell me about your culture and where do you come from in my head i'm just like page will know what's the cuisine you're most most known for like um i get a fill every three weeks i get my nails done every three weeks jacqueline tells me when i need a whole new nail well they saw mine and they redid it and i'm getting a pedicure once a month why don't people get pedicure gels because everyone goes they do manicure pedicure regular i'm like get a gel okay when i filmed summer house i would get pedicure gel because it would last way longer well i didn't start painting my nails until covid summer house when things were really scary and dark and you said maybe we try something new that was the first time maybe we do something creative something with our hands we take our mind off things that was literally you were like you know what helps me painting my nails i'm like i've never tried that before you know we don't talk about enough from that summer is that they literally put us in a padded room they were like you know what would make them go crazier is if they're already in an insane asylum we didn't have windows we didn't have windows why was it always pitch black i didn't see daylight that wasn't a room that was a basement that was locked yeah that was a basement that could get to the outside i remember being really scared of that door i'm like if anyone's coming in and killing us it's us it's us there was like a fire at one point remember someone started i love the stuff that doesn't make the cut they're like that's not interesting there was a full fire full fire outside right outside our door you know what's crazy you slept through it i did i didn't i and that's so not me well because we would go to bed like 1 30 latest yeah we had stuff to do by stuff we meant love island in the morning how early would we start watching love island i i was really on a continuous loop for me wait i have a another beauty question okay i bought a red light mask what should or you shouldn't have on your face like you can't just put on a red light mask anytime what when in the skincare process do you put it on i like to do it well stumped you it's like clean face like makeup washed off clean face i do my skincare and then i do it because i do it when i'm laying in bed but so i just wait till i'm like dry i wait till i'm not like super like oily and because if i don't put moisturizer on my face i feel like i'm gonna crack no you can put it on and then do red light okay thank god okay i have something for your culture that i want to tell you about this is gonna sound gross i'm telling you me and josephine we can't stop eating it i have enough i should start a segment because it seems like each time i come on the pot i'm like you guys wait i love how my culture is stuffing your face continue wait i didn't even do that on she goes you like shoving stuff deep into your head you eat past your limits you don't stop when you're full talk about your culture you're not eating for energy you're eating to suppress something deeper continue okay i love things that are pickled yes me too okay pickled garlic cloves okay that's divorce no no hannah please i'm telling i know i i know that's why i'm specifically telling you about it because one you're gonna love it two it's the pickling of the garlic clove like cuts it the like bitterness so you can just like pop them in your mouth it doesn't taste like you're eating garlic cloves are you a vampire no i'm telling you wait where did you go rewind rewind where did you learn about this i saw a tiktok of a 12 year old eating garlic cloves out of the fucking jar when did you learn about this is this what the kids are doing next time i went grocery shopping i got them it's good for your health i'm assuming okay it's good for your health not as good as like eating just like a raw garlic clove would be but it still has like a lot of benefits for you it's really good for your gut so you guys are just like hanging out like eating your and you pickle it yourself here's the thing about me and josephine we go through phases with things like one time we're not working i know that no one time for like three months straight i'm not kidding we gained 10 pounds because we were obsessed with making at-home lattes but like we were doing we were making milkshakes every single day and so right now we're on a garlic clove a pickled garlic clove kick i'm interested if joe smells anything weird because it's possible you know when like i made him try it houses smell like their pet and they don't realize it that could be like maybe you have garlic coming out of your pores but you don't know how dare you my home smells like a diptych candle i smell like courtney kardashian made me in a bio lab it's not as scented as a regular garlic like you like you open the top of it and it's not like you even smell garlic really and you like the flavor yeah it doesn't taste like you're eating a garlic clove if you like things that are pickled you'll like it like you know how you can buy in a jar and it's got like cauliflower and carrots and like peppers and it's all pickled yeah it's like that i feel like this is so hanna coded of you no it right when i ate it for the first time i was like i gotta tell my friend hannah about these isn't it fun to be hanna coded like so fun telling people stuff and then being like oh you guys have no rules you guys are out here just like living every day the pages are in a cage of misogyny and beauty standards and we've put them in a cage of misogyny and beauty standards and we've put them in a cage of misogyny and beauty standards and we've put them in a cage of misogyny and beauty standards and we've put them in a cage of misogyny and beauty standards and we've put them in a cage of misogyny and beauty standards on ourselves okay you're self-inflicted i feel like i give virgo energy a lot even though i'm not a virgo anyway by the way speaking of candles i really like nest new york candles have you experienced these i feel like they're like not strong enough for me i like us there's a brand it's called big ass candle no and i'm like yeah guys cut to the fucking point no i was doing like a gig and i obviously go to the bathroom like four thousand times during a given day and they had a nest new york candle and you know when you're like checking out the candle and it was like making my day like it smelled so fucking good i was like an addict i was like give me fucking more let's sniff let me sniff that i feel like nest you can just like get at the grocery store can't you yeah i probably should also it might not be nest and i could i don't want to you know false advertise um the kids left today how are you feeling you know you can't live them you can't live without them they grow up so fast they grow up so i can't believe they're already out of the house you guys are empty nesters bobby i thought it was going to be more upset i thought i was gonna be more upset i'm like oh my god you're leaving and he goes yeah i'm going on an airplane he didn't even turn around and wave um but i wanted to shout out genie because she's pregnant their mom with a third and she actually has a tiktok that's great because she's a former nurse a former what's her name what's the one's nick you nurse so she knows what she's talking about and she's funny so if you're becoming a mom a mom just interested in mom stuff follow mama genie d on tiktok it's funny because she made a tiktok like a couple months ago about something i don't need i don't even know if it was pregnant i think it was like labor related and i saved it and i was like i'm so happy that hannah is related to her so that like when i have a baby i can just text her and it won't be weird her videos are super educational but also funny yeah she's very funny anyway shout out genie what else is in my notes oh we never commented on i posted something that i was trying to trigger a response from you i page baited oh and you didn't even respond i don't know if i saw it what was it it was a photo of my nails over my upper thigh and you could see all the hair on my upper thigh i dm'd you oh you did what did you say i would never let that go hannah please i actually think between all the messages of the pages yours got lost because the pages were like as a page i don't know what to be more mad at because you want to know what you send me an insane amount of memes like no like it's insane you're one of a couple people that i open up my phone and my only job is to send stuff to you guys sorry i didn't mean for this to sound like i was complaining i'm not complaining it fills my day with joy doesn't i have a bad ratio too because look i'm i'm a sender i'm a giver now i can't find it it's possible you responded in your head no i typed something up i might have texted me personally about it because i'm at the we go through a range of emotions i thought my upper hair looked so pretty my upper thigh hair against the sun like it's really sparkly right now in the summer it's like blonde and very cute and soft like peach fuzz i really hope our messages never get subpoenaed because just like scrolling our dms is actually scary hannah look i i'm so supportive of you having long leg hair because like who told us other than the patriarchy that we have to wear long legs to shave like you're not less of a woman because you have hairy legs and undone nails most women have hair on their legs at some point or other i grow hair everywhere my italian boyfriend grows hair and that's scary for him and i grow hair in places my irish husband doesn't grow hair so that's something i have to deal with no exactly which leads me to my next point i don't know because i am an elder however i heard that the gen z boys come closer are shaving everything and i learned that from some people but i didn't believe them and then i saw a video of young blood are you familiar with young blood for people only listening to audio i'm so sorry right now because are you familiar with are you young blood is this the audition hannah and i have like you know we have to play that game where it's like you hold the phone up and it says a saying and it's like we say this one because we really have so many but like is this the audition for pippin it's just like somewhere you're supposed to be but you don't want to be there so you turn and you say it's audition for pippin and then when i would tour all these theaters would have like shows that they would do and then whenever it said pippin i would send it to her mr people so anyway young blood he was wearing these like crazy he's like a rock star and he's like shirtless and he's wearing these like really low rise tight leather pants talking about wait pubes yeah yeah yeah yeah and like i wasn't trying to look like i'm not trying to look totally it was there and i just noticed that i was like oh my god i'm like i'm not trying to look like i'm not trying to look not a pube in sight so he's wearing a low rise like he's acting like old school rock stars except they had their pubes out like they had their and it was it was hot and you'd see like the happy trail and they were like hey i have crabs right now yeah you could see the crabs crawling through their pubes he's shaven yeah it's gonna get what's it called like you know when a guy like shaves his chest then you like put your head on his chest literally it's prickly yeah why are they they doing i don't know am i one of these old people that's like everyone should have a bush but like i don't think guys should be shaving their pubes unless you're requested it a drag queen oh sometimes giggly squad is mad libs and it's just you say things and i try i actually never finish a sentence i just say a thought and you they're expressing themselves well they're doing things they have stuff to do you know yes yes i mean some of these guys are shaving their legs it's come to my attention that over the years they're shaving more and more i was at the beach recently and i came across a group of men and i realized they all had their armpits shaved now in the summer is it does it get a little squirrely are you gonna take a scissor maybe trim a little so it's not popping out totally fully shaven no no and but you know there have been moments that i've been shaving and i've been waxing and i said the men should have to deal with this too but now that they are i like chest hair are you kidding i love it show me that you're a man yeah like your mom's chest hair like yeah i love it look everyone has different taste and some girls might like a baby dolphin-esque man yeah instead of shaving your legs like build a business build a business call your children work fight the patriarchy with us oh i want a man to care about his appearance and the way he presents himself to the world yeah no no i don't want a man who is doing routines that i do to look like me like to be me you know you're so there's something nice about being with a man who doesn't have to worry about if his legs are shaven or not and if you're worrying and 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just put all my ex-boyfriends in it um and i got a question and someone was like what where do you keep your bolt cutters like living in new york city like where do you like where do you keep your bolt cutters in apartment living and like how often are you pulling them out wait what's a bolt cutter remember when remember when i lived in that one building and they locked my storage unit because they said i didn't pay the fee and i was like not only did i pay the fee i paid twice for one month and you like and you guys wouldn't give me my fifty dollars back and you're clearly over it so they locked my storage unit and i said uh-uh honey call the police on me so i ordered bolt cutters on amazon and i bolt cutted it off i said you're not gonna lock up my stuff that i paid for you never told us this did you put on like a black mask when you went down to do it no but you want to know what i whipped them up like i'm walking down to the storage unit door and see my bolt cutters so whatever someone was like where do you keep your bolt cutters and i started laughing hysterically because i keep them next to my bed because i don't own a gun i don't own a gun and i don't intend on owning a gun but god forbid someone gets through my doors bolted and gets into my bedroom you have another bolt coming your way and it's my bolt cutters every now and then i forget you're you're just a small town girl you know you're just a small town girl and you're living in a big city by myself i'll stop them you're not getting past me my bedroom you're not like you're literally not i think i have so much rage for men that like if a man really did try and like do something to me i would it my fight or flight would be insane and you know you have do you keep them under your bed or like not visible like next to your vibrator no that she's in a cute little box tucked away she can't be seen no i keep them like leaning up against my nightside table so that if i hear someone i can grab them i'm not shuffling around under my bed things happen fast hannah they happen quick you've got to be able to move no i'm so you just live life in fight or flight you're just like no actually with the podcast every now and then there's like a little sound in the breeze and page would be like someone's breaking in and we have to wait three minutes for you to make sure no one's broken into the house for you to continue the podcast it's we've actually lost years of our life to this there's a lot of freaks out there okay and for whatever reason i draw them in there's a lot of freaks you can't trust them no you can't trust them which brings me to my next point may i i don't know what's going on in the universe but the lindsey clancy case at the same time as the hayden penetier situation and we talked about hayden penetier last pod but i don't i didn't like i thought oh she had a she overdosed or she like took her own life she had a really tough life things that are coming out the ex-boyfriend that she had a restraining order against that him and his brother were at the scene of the crime the month her restraining order was up and in her last building her building put pictures up of the ex-boyfriend like if you see this man he's not allowed in this building like please call the police he was like immediately gave whatever drugs she was on like to the police like brought a bag of drugs like he was so helpful did they declare it not a homicide already i don't think so i think they're they just said like investigating i don't think they declared it anything so many things that happen in nashville like happened in our life and one of the things with nashville one of the singers had a stalker ex-boyfriend who was like showing up at the studio yeah and all the drama of that but anyway we don't know the facts right i also want to say with the lindsey clancy's trial again there's tons of conspiracies out there yeah but at least we can raise awareness to postpartum depression yeah hayden went through it and it's crazy that we have to have like all these different defense mechanisms rather than like dealing with the actual problem of like certain men but i think like one of the things that makes me feel the safest is is like i'm always telling my friend something like i feel like throughout your 20s you go through different relationships and you may be getting to a relationship where you fight a lot and you tell your friend about it and then you get that first boyfriend who's like don't tell your family about it and then you get that or your friends anything about us and that is one of the biggest red flags speaker right now yeah like and I know there are a lot of people like yeah don't tell your family because then like if you stay you know you don't want them and there is definitely boundaries like I'm not calling up my mom for every little little thing but things that I find big I'm telling her about it and I'm telling my friends because god forbid something happens I want my friend to be like actually she didn't think that and so like with Hayden I wish someone would be like she would never have been with him anyway I'm not a lawyer or anything but I feel strongly about it it has to be looked into for sure um but you are definitely on conspiracy tiktok I'm just home eating pickled garlic minding my own business watching reenactments of murders that could speaking of other celebrities yeah I watched the Travis Barker documentary very interesting yeah very interesting he's like poor kid gets kicked out of his home early because mom dies where is he from I actually don't know the mom early on was like this kid's gonna be a drummer and the mom like would sit with him and make sure he would do all his practices and his before she died she was like make sure he becomes a musician like she like knew he was special how old was he when she died I think in his teens so he immediately started acting out whatever but he gets he gets in a band gets picked up by another band and then blink 182 was on the rise and he was at a festival with them and their guy dropped out the day before and they were like someone was like Travis is like the best drummer you should just have him do this gig and he learned everything in one night and they were just like we gotta get this guy wow how old is he I feel like he was early 20s but the thing with Travis I guess that like I didn't know is like he really is considered one of the best drummers of all time I didn't know he was I didn't know that but I say blink 182 it is the best of like you make this last forever and ever and ever where is the music like that anymore like I feel like our first two years of high school that's all it was like all-american rejects and like green day I feel like there's no bands like that anymore I just can't wait very first day the men are too busy shaving their goddamn stomachs meanwhile Travis was just getting well he was getting tons of tats because he also was the millennial time where like remember people were like if you get so you remember when people tell you that wait that is similar to like you won't have a calculator yeah Travis he like got it on his neck to like make sure he had no plan b and it's like because entrepreneurs weren't a thing influencers weren't a thing it was like if you got a neck tattoo you're you better be a sculpturist or a musician yeah so he like blows up fast forward also he's produced some of like the best songs he's produced some of the best songs he's produced the best songs ever he also does a lot of production anyway he gets in a plane crash and it's not any plane crash because Travis has always been scared of flying yeah every flight he would take he would call his dad just in case like he was naturally a nervous flyer he is with four people two of them don't make it him and this dj make it but he was burned from the neck down oh i didn't know that yeah and they had to literally like him and dj am and dj am was the other one who was recovered better like he it wasn't he didn't have bad of a burn and but they said dj am was weirdly like calm about the whole thing where travis was like clearly fucking traumatized yeah they almost said it was weirder that dj am was so calm they were like what's he actually going through and dj am was sober and interesting yeah he was sober oh deed yeah i died of a drug overdose okay so travis recovers from the flying he goes he tells blink 182 i'm not flying anymore i'm take if we do a europe trip i'm taking a cruise so he takes a cruise whenever they have a europe tour to europe and just drives and then drives around europe or however he does it but then he talks about his love story with courtney and like i know it's these documentaries it's like so their perspective but like his perspective was he's always known her she's and he never thought he'd find love again like he's been through divorces he honestly like almost didn't want to live anymore and how she was there for him and then that moment where you realize that this is more than a best friend like i'm in love and he never imagined that she would like love him back and then i guess she got out of her relationship and then like he basically is like i felt like a teenager again in love which i know like the media is just like they just keep licking each other but i don't know like i don't know if i'm in love with him i don't know if i'm in love with him but i think that they it's a really cool story of two people like finding love later in life is so yeah cute because it's not even later and they're only 40 i know but it was literally like it felt like a first love for them yeah like it was giving like this is my first love they're obsessed with each other then they're having so much trouble having a baby she had like miscarriage i think and all this stuff and she's religious and she was like god will give us a baby if we're meant to have one i think it's a really cool story and i think it's a really cool story and i think it's i think they did ivf it wasn't working and then one day she was just like i'm pregnant i'm pregnant and yeah now it's just like he's definitely been through a lot of shit um but it's funny the kardashians love a man who's who's going through it i wonder if throughout any of like the fame of the kardashians if obviously like we don't hear about it if they're not famous but i did at any point try and date like normal guys just to see like oh maybe i could date a normal guy or if they're just like no not worth it the problem with being that famous is if you date a normal person they immediately are not normal and you ruin their privacy life yeah they're like go back to work have fun like it's like dalton gomez or like he was just a real estate agent ariana's ex god i thought you're talking about like the new york city high school i'm like what the hell does that have to do with anything i'm like you didn't even watch gossip girl what are you talking about you don't know him like i know him um so yeah i feel like other stuff probably happened but that was the gist of it is just he had but he's a crazy hard worker he's passionate and i feel like courtney's been good for like oh yeah he finally started to take care of himself like wait so does he fly now oh my god oh yes that was the point of the story so he basically said one day he woke up and he was like i'm ready to fly and his children he instilled it in his children his children are scared of flying both kids are like dad this is a death sentence do not fly mind you i feel like the kardashians fly like six times a day hello there's kylie air kim air well they're in there right now so i don't know how they dated unless courtney just like isn't traveling as much or she's like he just didn't go maybe or he was like i'll see you in four days i'm driving she's like okay but she basically basically says i'm ready to fly he goes plan a trip don't tell me about the trip until 24 hours in advance because i can't have too much time to think about it so one day she's like we're going to mexico tomorrow oh i want someone to do that for me no like it was really romantic yeah and she's like we're going to mexico tomorrow and she said he freaked out and they like obviously it was like a big private plane and she's holding his hand and they get on and they just helped each other overcome stuff which was a nice love rom-com honestly i could overcome pretty much anything on a private flight like i'll get over any of it but he he was on a private flight when it crashed yeah that's scary as fuck to actually be on a plane to be in a situation where you should have died and people did but you didn't must feel i couldn't imagine you probably feel guilty for living guilt the survivor guilt yeah he's just like why am i here especially when it was his gig like he made everyone else come for him which was really hard for him but ultimately he lost his mom he lost his friends like he lost a lot of things so to see him head up and get through his addiction and like have a loving family right now was it's inspirational that whatever you're going through there's light at the end of the tunnel which leads me to women's time of the week oh fuck yeah i have two mickey fisher is realized that once you open a bottle of wine if you lose the cork you can put a tampon in it yeah we could have been using tampons this whole time duh wait yeah why didn't anyone think of that like period done way better than a cork and you never get stuck you just pulled out with the string hello oh my god then you could put it in your pussy and get drunk sorry sorry kim sorry kim that was isn't it crazy that there was a time where kids were doing that look the kids have been crazy i don't know what they're up to wait oh my god i said something the other day and i go kids are crazy and i was like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't like i can't even remember what it is what it was do you remember we used to wear sophie shorts rolled up like to my spine like it was we'd wear the tiniest little sophie shorts and nowadays if a girl wears tiny jeans i'm like is she okay i'm like that can't be comfortable i can't be comfortable someone said that rip gen z has an equivalent to rip jeans but i literally can't remember what it is but it's like that can't be comfortable i can't be comfortable i can't be comfortable i can't be comfortable i'm not buying like jeans with rips in them already it's something weird that they wear i forgot whatever my my woman of stem of the week runner-up is mama riss on instagram she can't keep her these little bushes green they keep so she started spray painting them green and they look really good sometimes the water just doesn't do where is this in her lawn in her lawn yeah she has like a little cute and they were like turning brown all the time she said you know what i'm gonna take this in my own hands and sometimes that's just what you have to do yep truly you got mad at me this week did i for what because of my cyst because hannah so if you know anything about me you know that i love a pimple i love a boil i love a cyst i love an ingrown oh my god hannah i'm actually like i don't even want to say it on the pod because i don't want anyone to repeat it just whisper it okay so we're talking about like nipple hairs like a couple weeks ago and i'm just like i can't believe we talked about that on giggly squad you were really excited to talk about it you know the other day i look down i had it i almost went to just show you why was i i i had an ingrown nipple hair it was in two pores i go it goes through my pores and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh it looks like you had a nipple on your nipple i go there's no way i had to take tweezers and like scratch the top of the skin so i could like get it disgusting how did you let it get to that point are you not exfoliating your nipples i feel like you can't it's too sensitive you can't exfoliate i was like how long did i let this go wait us weekly please please be like paid please over a couple weeks and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh please i can't believe the new york times printed that the photo editor of the new york times needs a raise because i didn't send i sent a video they were like can you send a video and i sent like a pretty photo of me on seth meyers smiling they were like no we'll screenshot i have to buy well i have to buy the new york times i have to buy it i think i'm gonna take a photo with it um no we have to buy it but what were we just saying oh my cyst hannah has a calls me I would say end of spring, beginning summer. Is when we, like, you told me about the cyst. I showed it on the pod. Oh, yeah. She's been there for quite a while. And I said, let me go with you when you pop it. And Hannah sends me this dumb, honestly, it was more insulting that you sent the picture rather than just being, like, the cyst popped on its own. Like, I squeezed it. You sent, like, it had, like, a little bit of red blood. Like, there's no pus, nothing. You were like, oh, popped it. I was like, fuck you, Hannah. No, no, I thought she was going to like that I sent her any information about my cyst because she loves that stuff. Holding the phone, taking a video. I wanted to see two thumbs come in. Squeeze. I wanted what was going to come out in this screen. Okay. My side of the story was I just accepted I had this, like, thing on my back because my grandpa gets them. And I was, like, feeling connected to him. I was like, it's a generational thing. That is most Hannah coded. At a certain point, it has a burner. You start getting stuff on your back. And they are humps. And you can live with them. They're part of life. Look, I'm a canvas for my cysts. So I, but it was so thick, like, you couldn't squeeze it. So I was like, this isn't a pimple. But it kept growing. And then I was, like, with my whole family. And at some point, someone saw it in my bathing suit. And the whole family was like, you got to get checked. You got to get checked. There's nothing an Italian family loves more than when a member of a family, a member of a family, a member of the family has something that they can all physically look at. Touch. And potentially squeeze. Like, oh, my God. Everyone had an opinion. But then, yeah, they're all looking at it. They go, oh, I had one of those. Da, da, da. Does it hurt? Put a hot pack. Have you hot packed it? The amount of times in my life I've been asked if I've hot packed something. I'm like, I haven't gotten around to it. When something's on my back, I forget about it. Of course. I forgot I had it. Right. I did do a shoot with Lululemon. And maybe I'll post it somewhere. They were like, turn around. We want to see the back of the sports bra. And I turned around like, okay, get this sick back. Like, it's going to look sick. Yeah. You're like, you weren't expecting this ass. They sent the photo. There's a huge cyst on my back that I forgot about. And I'm out here modeling, like, giving cunt, giving baddie. You know everyone. And I'm just there like, is it gorgeous? Is my back gorgeous? It's talking. It's like, I'm actually. Help me. It's like, I deserve a day rate for this shoot. So they're like, Hannah, get a dermatologist appointment. I go, don't even know where to start with that. So Jeannie takes it upon herself, the nurse, gets me a doctor's appointment. Oh, and they're going to say operated, like, on the kitchen table. No, no. That's what you want. That's like your little freaky, like, dream. So then my phone starts blowing up with them, like, calling me to, like, ask questions. So, like, that's why I hate the doctor. But, like, I guess you have to do this stuff. And I'm like, please email me. Anyway. So did you go yet? Well, I was supposed to go. But then I'm thinking about it. And I'm in the shower. And it actually was kind of itching me. Yeah. I started to get itchy. So I said, what if I just, it's hot in here. I said, what if I squeeze a tiny bit? So I squeezed a tiny bit. And I looked at my finger. And there was white stuff on it. Yeah. So I said, let's go. It's go time. It's go time, baby. I was doing it for, like, 10 minutes. No more. Just squeezing. Raw dog. But, like, with the hot shower. So I'm going in different positions. And it kept pussing. You're just basically, you're blind back there. Going in blind. Yeah. And then I was like, okay, it's definitely flatter. And I took a photo. And it was super red. And that's why I sent it to you. Because you're my doctor. And then I went, finally, to the derm yesterday. And they were like, yeah, it's a pimple. Yeah, it's just a cyst. Well, she called it a cyst. And I was like, I don't know. A cyst is just a big pimple. Yeah, just, like, a deeper, like, deeper in your skin. Do you like me more when I have my cyst or when I don't? No, I like you when you don't have your cyst. Okay, good. But she said that it's probably going to keep growing back unless I cut it out. Yeah. You got to get the bulb. You got to get the bulb a bit. Yeah. So I can't swim for two weeks if I do surgery. And I was like, I play mermaid with Lois every day. So she'd get really mad at me. But, like, because of stitches. Oh. Really? They would have to do stitches on it? Okay, that must be. It's a big one. I need an updated pic. Because now I'm going to watch the progression on if it grows back. Do you guys want to see it? Yeah, let's see it. We've talked about it. Oh, it's up here. I feel like a lot of times this summer it's been you showing us things and us having to lean in and really look. Actually, I feel like it's, like, Is it, like, gone? No. Oh. Well, Jeannie's getting mad at me because on TikTok shop, they have really good, like, kids stuff for, like, $13. So she's like, Lois does not need more purple sparkly dresses. And I'm like, but that's what she loves. And she's like, we can't fit this many purple sparkly dresses in her closet. And I'm like, she'll make it work. If Lois will do anything, she'll make it work. Well, you could start a closet at your house. I'm going to imagine she has her own walk-in closet. When she comes in. She would love it. You could, like, be like, this is, like, your princess closet. And you could just do it with all, like, costume, like, princessy stuff. Send Lois over for a week. I know. We were walking in town yesterday, and she goes, I'm going to go in this store. Picks the most expensive Italian store leather. She walks into Loro Piano, and she's like, I'll take this, this, two of those. Hannah's going to need a lot. We walk in. They're like, ciao. Everything has been imported from Italy this morning. And she's looking around, and she's like, yes, no, yes. And she's not touching stuff like a toddler would. She's touching it like, hmm. Like, she's not, like, sweating. She's like, yeah, this is material. She pulls out, like, a little eye thing, like a magnifier, where she's like, what count thread is this? She's like, real diamonds? No, that's giving Swarovski crystal. Um, she, yeah, she goes, just loves expensive things. And she's like, Hannah, get this. Hannah, get that. And I'm like, Lois, I've been with you for three weeks. I'm out of money. And patience. And patience. And patience. Um, also, I called you during dinner regarding Sterling Point. Do I have, like, the worst memory ever? When did you call me during dinner? Who was eating, you or I? I was. During my. See, if I'm eating, you're eating. It's our dinner. Clock it. Clock it. If I'm eating, you're eating. Gals, gals. Gals, gals. Wait, when? I don't even remember. I called you because someone texted me and was like, hey. Oh, yeah. A giggler realized when we went to the Knicks game a couple years ago, one year, two years, we were sitting next to Skylar Gisondo, who is a big time actor. I'd never seen him in anything, so I didn't know. He's going to be in the new Meet the Parents with Ariana Grande. Iconic. Sitting next to my dad, just kiki with my dad, the sweetest, kindest guy. And he was with his girlfriend, who I think I was sitting next to. She's an actress, talking, yapping, gossiping, whatever. I haven't seen Sterling Point yet, but we were sitting next to, we were sitting, what's her name? Ella Rubin. Ella Rubin. So I, you guys. I'm friends with Ella Rubin. If anyone, I mean, she, we're kind of, wouldn't you sit through a whole basketball game together? You were three people away from her. No. No, yes. Because it went my dad, me, you, your dad, her boyfriend, her. I think it's possible. It is. I remember that. But you did talk to her in the back room. I remember you at a table. I remember you at a table of people and you were talking to them. So I think you did have conversation. So yeah, you're friends. So we're friends. Everyone's talking about Sterling Point. I need to watch it. You have to watch it. It's, you want to know what, one of the best things about it is you feel like they're really their age. They're really talking to each other the way they were. And I think people are nervous about like AI writing scripts. Like it felt very real, like whatever was happening. Oh, cool. So it's good. It's cute. And she's just like, so beyond gorgeous that when she's, she's the type of pretty that I love to watch. Like you don't care what she's doing on the screen. Your eyes are so drawn to her. She's so captivating. Well, let's be honest. You love a brunette. I love a curly hair brunette. You love a curly hair brunette. Don't get me started on a curly hair brunette. I just, speaking of one of my favorite curly hair brunettes, Margaret Qualley just went to a, did you see? It was kind of coded. She went to a movie premiere and she wore the new Chanel sandals that like don't have a front. Here's the thing. And I'm not just saying this cause they're Chanel. They're iconic. Yeah. In the sense of they're editorial. No one's buying them and going to the bodega for that situation. And a celebrity to be wearing at an event. Like so cool. Am I going and buying them? No, it wasn't just click bait. It was like, if you're going to wear these, for people who don't know it's just a heel and you're like the rest of your foot's just out but it has a chanel logo and it wraps around your ankle and then that's it foot to ground it's art it's art it's art i love how someone was like i can't believe a celebrity actually wore these chanel flats i'm like that's what being a celebrity's for is finding the craziest thing on the runway and showing up in it i mean that's me that's what i would do no i think that you know it's and how you make it work yeah it's expressing yourself fashion is art and it's like yeah i'm obviously walking a red carpet and then i'm gonna put real shoes on this is for the picture yeah it's for the pic so shut up margaret also she's single right now yeah it's it's giving freeing her foot freeing her life from men it's giving free foot pics because i'm ready yes yes yes we're obsessed with you margaret would you if your name was margaret would you go by marge i would you would well you can't go by margie i think i'd go by maggie is maggie short for margaret i think so what would maggie be short for magenta wait i keep seeing videos on tiktok and it's girlfriends showing their boyfriends a list of words and being like pronounce this and they can't do it and i know it's it pissed me off it actually pissed me off because i'm like you're like 25 and you can't see the word chalet and no like epitome you can't see that word and no some of them okay there's some random doozies pied-a-terre hello no one went to french class no one has an ounce of culture wait what's it called when you walk in and it's that little room when you walk in like a foyer yeah yeah that's my one of my favorite words that you say um last question and hardest question of the night where are we doing questions you use some speak in game show host like sometimes you'll start a sentence and it's like okay and now welcome back what we who's gonna win this one this is the question if you were this was online if you were a finger which finger are you i'm pinky all day you don't expect much from me i'm not holding things on my own i'm basically there for a show leave me alone you can change a sip from a normal sip to an elegant sip oh i have a lot of power also when you're evil you use your pinky like i've picked things with this pinky now yeah what are you are pinky i was arguably gonna say your ring finger okay and why because it's giving star power it's where the jewelry is it's but i actually think pinky is more independent ring finger like needs a man yeah i would say ring fingers like super misogynistic and i'm like shocked you picked that i thought you were gonna immediately go middle i just thought ring finger i was just thinking of diamonds but i didn't think deep enough and i apologize for misconstruing your identity i think you're middle finger because you're you make a statement without saying anything to your haters you're like hey just watch this and they get and they know wait do you respect me because of how i deal with my enemies how do you deal with them i don't yeah i do respect you i was gonna say pointer finger because she's she's active she's a little thicker than the other fingers and she'll try anything once i don't even know why that's funny but it's so funny i actually can argue that also i think i'm a thumb because thumbs are hand-coated i was not like a megan fox thumb but like a normal and i don't mean to shame megan fox but like it's funny that the most beautiful girl in the world has a little finger and i don't mean to shame megan fox but like it's funny that the most beautiful little thumb but the thumb is a little too positive yeah yeah it's a little corny it's a little too much yeah you're right i'm a middle finger yeah you're a middle finger i don't know why yeah and i don't know why you're trying to deny yourself what's grace oh she might be pointer finger she might be pointer for sure because she is like very in charge and like like she's in charge of the rest of them like she's basically telling yeah because we're showmen you know you're you're like this i'm going like this to people she's telling people yeah she's making sure things are in order she's counting she's the liaison between you and the thumb who don't get along they're always fighting over which action is better and so grace has to be in the middle to be like no no no while i'm all the way on the end and like don't talk don't know what's going on don't care tanning okay well that was really really fun thank you for playing that game with us um tomorrow i have my cat cafe so i'm really excited i'm getting glam for it i turned into you hell yeah the cats deserve glam they're coming in full glam have you seen their cat eyes so i'm getting glam we're gonna be kicking it's gonna be fun i'll let you guys know how it goes and i love that talk to you guys later bye you