Giggling about mascots, milk, and Mount Everest

(upbeat music) - Sup, Giggler? - Very, fix your Wi-Fi. - Man, if that's shit, we can't be managed. (laughing) (upbeat music) - I'm in the day, just got away from me. - Okay, people sent me G words. You guys, it has to make a good. I can't make like, gnarly. - Can't be as silent G. There's rules to this game, okay? - We are only silent G's outside of the pod. - On the pod were loud ones. - Girl, karma's real. - Do you remember last pod? I was making fun of playing tennis with all the old guys. - You heard your show. - Played tennis with a bunch of six-year-old men. They whooped you? - No, they didn't whooped me. (laughing) - That's not crazy here. But I got two intense as I usually do. I was like, Jeannie during Scrabble. And I slipped a disc. - In your back? - I thought that was like a joke. People really don't slip the disc. No, I slip, please slip the disc. And then like kept playing because I'm like, I'm not losing as fucking old guys. So I was looking at desks 'cause desks supported me on the sidelines. And I was like, I think I threw out my back. And he's like, you wanna stop? And I'm like, I'm not gonna fucking stop. - There could be like a chill in the air. - And I'm like, I think we should stop. - So you were talking about people who always think they're sick, what's that called again? - A hypokondriac. - I'm the opposite of that where people are like, your arm is falling off. And I'm like, I'm fine. - Yeah. When I'm working, I'm like, I'm fine. - Yeah, you don't eat, you don't sleep. - No, I'm like Beyonce on set. I'm like, I don't take bathroom breaks. I don't take lunch. - But anything with that money involved? - It's hard to get you out of bed. (laughing) - Well, because of what's the point? - I was actually trying to explain to someone. I was like, Paige is such a hard worker, except for certain things. You can't get her, except for when she's not. (laughing) Now you're such a hard worker when you decide to be. - Yeah, when I've decided it's deemed worthy for me to work hard at it, I'll do it. But if I find it frivolous, I'm like, what's the point? - Where I have like a whole deep inside that will never be fulfilled, that like anything I do, I need to like overachieve to make someone be like, she's worthy of existing. But anyway, happy Friday, you guys. - How exciting. - So Sunday, I mean you were going to the US Open. - Oh. - Oh, can you not go? - This is a bad time to say that I actually can't go. Well, I have to go to Venice Italy. - You're hearing it first here. Wait, you've literally moved this plane ride so many times, so many times. - So you've to leave on? - I was supposed to leave on Monday, but I couldn't like get, I'm sorry, I have cat hair everywhere. I couldn't get a flight. So then I had to move it till Sunday the day before. So now I'm going Sunday evening. - I guess I have to go with this. - I don't mind, I'm so sorry. - You know I don't like having public appearances with my husband. - I know, Kitty almost just turned off my recorder. She's like not trying to applaud this morning. - I just want to apologize to the giglers because I posted on my Instagram story, I got bangs. - And people were nervous. People definitely DM me and they're like, "Okay, we're just gonna sit and wait and watch." And I got bangs because I'm going to the Venice Film Festival and I'm not showing up in Venice Italy with no bangs. I'll look stupid if I don't have bangs. But then I realized I posted bangs and then I saw this like dolly part and thing and so I posted that. And then I realized I posted bangs and then an inspirational quote. And that was on me. - Wait till people were actually worried in your DMs. - So people that saw the bangs and then came back and saw the inspirational quote, they did a remessage and they said, "Oh yeah." - Yeah, someone's gone. - Did you just say, "I got trickle, I got a trickle effect of that because I got a couple." Hey, is Paige okay? Has she been acting weird today? Anything going on? But my thing is we're never okay. So I wasn't worried about you. I was like, "We've been going through it." - I didn't even think about it for a second because here's the thing, when other girls cut bangs, I'm like, "Oh, you should check out your friend." Like, they need a hair change. When I cut bangs, it's-- - It's a Tuesday call, yeah, it's-- - Well, look, you also, I'm not trying to brag about you, but like, your face shape can handle a lot. If I cut bangs, like, that was multiple bad decisions in a row. - This for you was just, yeah, you are whimsical. - I had the time. - Wait, where are the bangs right now? - Oh, well, they're like-- (laughing) - Wait, bangs are so scary, I'm so scared. This is like, I slept in a bun, so they're like-- (laughing) - That's like my sleep paralysis. - Wait, are you keeping it after Venice? Or is this purely Venice? - Yeah, I can't just then grow them back immediately. - I don't know what glamorous people do. - Here's the thing, bangs are so fall. - They are fall. - I saw-- - Do you want to say anything about Venice? - Oh, I'm going to the Venice Film Festival with Armani. - Armani? - I'm doing my fitting today, so I don't know what-- I don't know what I'm wearing to the Venice Film Festival because I think they tell me, like, they say, "This is what you're wearing." So I get to see it today, so I'm a little bit nervous. - I'm excited for you. Also, like, I feel like you live in Italy now. It's like your second home. - No, me and Josephine are about to go on, like, the most romantic vacation together. - Josephine's going? - Josephine's in Copenhagen right now for her birthday and she's gonna meet me there. - Well, you guys don't understand the lore, but time Josephine, whose page is number one favorite assistant, who somehow travels more than page. - Okay, listen to this. I recorded Morgan Stewart's podcast on Wednesday. Josephine is supposed to meet me at the podcast. Something comes up, classic. Something comes up, Josephine can't meet me at the podcast. So she had to give me, she was giving me a gift to give to Morgan, like, she had the gift. So I was like, she was like, oh, I can't bring the gift to Morgan, like, she had to go do something else. So I said, oh, call Emma. Emma is works at Daphne. She runs all of the social media. I said, call Emma, give it to Emma. Emma will meet me at Morgan Stewart. Great. I get to Morgan Stewart. The girl comes down to like, get me and she's like, is anyone coming with you? And I was like, oh, my assistant's coming. And I was like, actually, she's not really my assistant. She's kind of like a second assistant because she works for Daphne, but she's filling in for my assistant. And the girl's just like staring at me and I go, I'm so sorry that I just sounded like Miranda priestly that like, my first assistant is an incubus of the plague. And on my second assistant has to fill in. She was an aware of the juice. Wait, it's giving less cold cherishes. The guy was like, are you guys summer house? And I'm like, it's actually a lot more complicated than that. I was like, she woke up. She had something medical. She was really nervous about it. And I was like, [LAUGHS] Also, I don't like calling anyone a assistant. Me neither I find it rude. I feel like calling someone an assistant is rude. Like, you're my producer. I'm like, you don't get it. She's like my sounding born. You're like, she's my sister. She's my other half. She's my shaman of getting stuff done. No, Josephine is funny because sometimes someone will say something to me and she will not say something in the moment because she'll feel like it's unprofessional. But then like, like a child on a playground, she'll corner me and she'll be like, can I talk to you for a second? And then she'll say her opinion on something that did just happen. She's like, I'm just looking out for you. That's very President. You know how like in all the movies about Presidents, they'll be like, so can I speak to you for a second? Yeah, she's like, Paige, can I-- I don't think they have the ear best interest at heart and I don't think you should actually listen to them and what they want you to do is stupid. But it's funny because her and Emma are both Gen Z. So like if we're on a Daphne photo shoot, I call them Gen Z Minions because they'll be in the corner facing each other just-- That'll be a documentary one day. Like the other day, we were at a Daphne photo shoot. And I just saw the two of them like facing each other talking. And I can never hear what they're saying. Gen Z does have a tone. Like it's very soft. They're like, I'm going to send a bit of snow. And they like walk together away. I'm like, what are they doing? I'll see you guys know I identify as Gen Z. And I don't want to lose our amazing Gen Z following. Who is the guy that went on the moon? Why was I going to say Louie Armstrong? Neil Armstrong. Neil Armstrong. He took one picture. Josephine and Emma took 8,000 pictures at one Daphne photo shoot. And there's not the photographer, by the way. Certainly not. They're sitting on the couch and they go, oh my god, I got so many good pictures. I love my Gen Z girls. But like when I come on and I'm like, I slept at the desk and you're like talking about your Gen Z Minions. And I'm like, I don't want to lose the connection with them. No, I don't. Because I love them so much. Also, there was like this-- like we get new Googlers all the time. And they messaged me and tell me like how they discovered the pod whatever and this guy was so funny He was like hey, I'm gay and I love the pod. I have an incredible idea and I was like what is it? And he was like you should call the gaglers who were gay gaglers and I was like babe Are you a time traveler from 2020 we've been doing that I got you're gonna lose your fucking mind You haven't hit that episode yet, but we you were a hundred we're on the same page, baby Shout out to our gaglers remember the segment get a gag going Get a gag going it's still in the works like it's gonna happen. Oh, speaking of get a gag going. Let's do our first get a gag going Blakely Thornton Message me the funniest thing because we were gossiping about something And there was someone who he didn't want to see yeah, and someone was like do you want to meet them and he said I'm so sorry. I don't have the bandwidth right now and I think we have to bring that into the fall Just like for any reason. I'm so sorry. I don't have the bandwidth right now because I'm what are you saying back to that? If you don't follow Blakely on tic-tac he does like Dissertations on just like pop culture, but like typically his takes are like always what you're thinking in your head He just like says it with fun your bear word funny Yeah, he's like a weird genius. He's like a weird genius. And then the way he ends his videos every time I just think it's so good Like well the credits. We also was straight in college and played Football he will yeah his lore is insane and he was in tech he grew up in Texas Like that wasn't oh my god. Like give that a fucking movie Does and I have officially become the crazy old couple at the restaurant? Tell so we go to a diner. We're in our and we're in our element Stop and I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm gonna stop you right there What time did you go to the diner? So at 9.30 a.m. We thought we could go oh Breakfast and get breakfast. Sorry. I thought you were doing like early bird special 4.30 p.m We would do that as well. Joe makes me eat by 5 p.m. Is that like a metabolism? I think it's like an old like it's like an old person thing You said well, why would we eat late where we could get bed then you need to have dinner again at 8. Well, then that's what happens to me Then I'm in bed by 8.30 and by the time 9.30 rolls around. I'm like well I'm gonna have at least two bowls of cereal to sustain and he's like not a big snacker and you're a snacker which creates He's dead asleep. Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, so you're at the diner So we're at the diner and we get in the booth and we're feeling ourselves like we're like Oh, we're about to party and the lady comes the waitress and she's like Do you want coffee and look? This is not a place where they have old milk lattes. Right know your audience But I have to at least ask I'm like all the nice coffee. Do you have any other? What kind of milk do you have? That's how I try to be cool about it and she was like I got a whole scam. So I go I'll have skim Does goes skim immediately? I'm like grace chosen to fight in front of the waitress So I go yeah, I said skim. I said skim. He goes why would you get skim and I go I don't know I don't because it's like less than home like and he's like it's just get a whole milk It's not a lot to you and I'm putting the whole so by the way, we're ready talking too much like the lady already is like I have other people to deal with What is skim milk because in my great question like we can't get into this in front of the Wait, you're starting out like this is a great conversation to have not in this moment But I'm I look at him because I'm getting older. I don't care about people think about me and I go babe Whole milk is gonna give me a stomach ache all day and skim milk I'm thinking in my head even though I don't know. I'm not scientists might not hurt my stomach is bad He goes how much milk are you actually putting into it? You're not putting enough to make your stomach hurt Might do the ladies just stand me there and I go can I just get skim milk if I want to get skim milk? And then we start laughing because we realize that now we're spectacle here It's like I've become that couple. Yeah, and we look at her and she starts laughing And then this is so old person thing to do and if you're wearing those sunglasses They think you have glaucoma and you're also 85 and we get her involved to go What do you think and then she's like get me the fuck out of this restaurant? I don't want to be here right now So then I'm like fine. I'll have home milk and if something happens to me We've all had witnesses now that this is your fault. In my head skim milk is Home milk. They've just skimmed off the top They've taken they've literally just gone just a little bit. I think I grew up in a skim milk home I grew up in a milk man home like our milk got delivered to us Oh, that's cool. And I'm pretty sure we were a 2% family growing up. Yeah 2% is a good medium We did occasion to get like chocolate milk from a milk man the best no like that would have best That is like yeah, and like we get agnog during Christmas and stuff wait So what do you end up getting skimmer hole? I got hold and I should remember what happened Okay, so you know I'm someone that loves working out at home And I just like really can't bring myself to go to a workout class or to the gym by myself And I don't know what I'm doing. 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That can mean so many I ordered a large cheese pizza just for my son I was like tell me that you just tell me it slowly So I was like by myself and I was like what is a girl to do When she's by herself and so I go on Netflix and I'm like perfect a new husband, murder, wife, document Okay, it's your thing. I supposed to watch that but does this making me watch some scripted thing right now Hanna Lucey. Is it good? No, I'm gonna cancel my plans today to just watch it cancel your plans It's it's so good because it's so like If there's a pastor involved, shit's going down. It's so text book that like They met this girl with 16. He groomed her for 15 years basically. He Essentially put her brain into like a psychosis. It's just so good, but I just want to say one thing that scared the Fuck out of me when I was watching it. This all happens in the state of South Carolina In the state of South Carolina if you're married and you go to the police and you say My husband is harassing me stalking me doing weird shit to me they say Impossible because that's your husband It's it was so scared and it ultimately is why The ending of this documentary is the ending of the documentary and that's why the discourse is so problematic right now Regarding like tradwives and being like my husband is what I'm not gonna into it now But we have to give you the woman of some of the week even though you know, I don't like when you're in the comments I don't like when you're in the drama but You um you won the internet this week You want it you want it. I did something a little atypical for myself. I Rarely will I love the drama online. I loved looking at the comments of the Callaway Thing I rarely will put in my two cents on the internet because I have the podcast You're not getting in the ring No honey. I have my own personal forum. Why would I hang out with you guys when I Can talk to the girls on my own you don't want to get in the mud with pigs When it comes to domestic violence and I'm I actually this is like me Knit picking things. It's not called like I don't like when people call it DV because they think it like Minimizes it. It's domestic violence the word is violence when they did the The commercial the domestic violence commercial and then he the CEO did the apology I like read the apology and rarely when people are getting canceled that my chiming in but like As someone who has been through domestic violence, I like physically can't stay quiet So I'm reading the apology not one time does it mention like women? as it mentioned, we're gonna donate to domestic violence, we're gonna help this, we're gonna help that. So I just commented crazy apology to not mention women chip. And also, 'cause the guy's name was Chip, and that was written for it. - That was written for it, you know what I'm saying? - You can't be called Chip, and I'm not gonna know what you're asking. - Also, we all know that a man named Chip has never given an actual apology in his life. - Well, I would assume that a man named Chip is short for something. - What is your real name, Charles? - You're a CEO of a major company. - You're a CEO, your name is Charles. - Your name is Charles. Okay, so I had to acknowledge Chip. Immediately when I commented, I'm getting flooded with men commenting, and I'm like not really looking, because again, I'm not gonna argue with them. - Yeah. - I saw two particular comments that I thought, I could say something funny back to, I could say something really funny back. The first guy comments out at me and he goes, do you even play golf? And in my head, I thought I could comment back and say, no, but I have been beat up by a man, and I thought, I thought, too harsh, too dark. Page, keep it to yourself. I saw the next comment and man said, describe a woman. So I commented back at him, because it instantly came to my brain, and I said, a person that you rarely interact with, silence, a deafening silence from him, not a comment, not a like. He quite possibly could have deleted his Instagram. When I tell you I ate down with that, it was Thanksgiving dinner in my bed when I was reading that comment. - So I, I think I was like playing tennis with some 70 year old men, and I get on the phone, go on TikTok, and someone's like, "Pace of Sorbo is in the comments," and I'm like, oh no, oh no. What is she, I leave her for two hours. What has she been up to? And I, I'm just, look, I'm just really proud of you. - Thank you. - I'm really proud of you, because it takes strength, it takes bravery. - This is like a situation that I felt completely fine commenting on because I've been through it. And as someone who went through domestic violence at 1920 and didn't speak about it for probably almost a decade, I feel very passionate about talking about it now that I'm 33 years old, and like so much more of an adult. And I think part of the reason that I didn't want to talk about it when I was in my 20s was because I don't like the word ashamed, because I wasn't like ashamed of it. It was more embarrassing. I was like, oh my God, everyone's gonna think I'm stupid, because I allowed my brain to get manipulated by this insane person. And so I, and I never wanted to be seen as stupid. That was like my insecurity from childhood to 25. Like I don't want you to think I'm stupid, 'cause I'm not stupid. And so I think that's why I never really wanted to talk about it. But now it's so relevant because it's 2026. And if I see one more man comment like, oh, but you didn't care when it was like a football commercial 15 years ago, and it's like, okay, well 15 years ago, most of these people were children, so why would they care? And also a football commercial, you're tackling in football. Tackling Betty White is a comedic joke. Like obviously it's not realistic. What they showed in that commercial was something that like actually happens. No one's tackling grandma's on a football field. And like all the men being like, oh my God, our world is so soft. The only thing soft is your small penis. Like please shut the fuck up. If you're a woman and you are in a relationship and you're a boyfriend or fiance or husband was like, get over it. I'm not saying leave him like, oh my God, he's gonna hit you at some point in your life. Make a mental note of it though, because there will be something after this. That he says, that actually does scare you. Because his baseline for this event is get over it. I would be scared. Oh, 100%. 'Cause also what is he protecting, not women? His friends who like think it's funny. Like if they think that's funny, then they would be okay with their daughter being somewhere and their daughter getting tackled. They don't look at you the way they would look at someone who's like related to them or a daughter. Like you have to be aware. So when your boyfriends or husbands are saying like, get over it, you might not think it now, but something could happen later and you're gonna think back to this moment when he said, it's not that big of a deal. It's supposed to be a funny joke. Okay, well we'll see if anything ever happens to like someone you're related to and then will it be a funny joke? Like I really, I have zero tolerance for domestic violence. I have zero tolerance for policy. I have zero tolerance for men getting too drunk and they accidentally like, I've had multiple relationships where men have gotten too drunk and have done like, they didn't hit me, but they were right there to do something. I don't fuck around with men yelling at women. I don't fuck around with that. At 33 years old, no. And I co-sign everything you just said. We can I go say one other thing. There's this comic, Ella Orlando, who I love and she has this joke about men who finally have daughters and I'm gonna butcher it, but she's basically like, I have daughters now and I didn't realize, do you know women are people too? And it shouldn't be like, imagine when you have a daughter one day, you shouldn't have to have a daughter to understand empathy towards women. I want us to like, have faith in men 'cause we're straight girls in this life. So like, I wanna have positivity towards it. One thing that helps me is when I see horrible comments of men being like, okay, so like, we can't joke anymore. I always click on the profile to be like, okay, this isn't like a real person. Like smart. It's not like someone I never even get to be in a room with. 800% so I click on it, I see. And a lot of time it's like 14 year olds. Yeah, if that person walks up to you on the street, you'd be like, no, thank you. No, thank you. No, thank you. I don't know what's about to happen, but no thank you. I don't wanna be a part of whatever is about to happen. Thank you for being so vulnerable and thinking about that. No, my pleasure. No, because it's really, it's not funny. Domestic violence can happen to anyone at any time. Like, it can happen to men too. Like, well, it's interesting what you said about like, feeling embarrassed or like feeling like you're not smart when as someone who's been in narcissistic relationships. Yeah. These men tend to go for strong, smart, independent women. Because deep down that's what they wanna be. As a domestic violence survivor, if they showed me that, if they showed me that video and I said, it's okay, it's funny. Okay. But no one who has ever been in a domestic violence situation would see that and be like, that's okay. Because it sends the wrong fucking message, I don't care if it was like a parody of a movie. No, it wasn't a good one. So no one even correlated that. And it, young kids are watching these guys who aren't professional athletes play. So you're telling all these like 12 year old boys and 15 year old kids that like, yeah, you can push a girl to the ground. That's when it starts, you cannot tell them that. They are idiots, they will think that's okay. Wow, the morning pods really get crazy. I love the morning pods. I did not expect you to go into domestic violence. Do you ever, not to get to it even more, but do you remember men being like, I would never hit a woman. And I'm like, the fact you have to say that's fucking crazy. It's just like the same, it's just the not all men. Okay, well, if you aren't, then three people you know are. So who are they? I don't have the bandwidth for them. The bandwidth? No, I don't have the bandwidth for men that I personally don't like. I don't have the bandwidth for it. I have three women of STEM of the week. Okay, buckle the fuck up. Okay, so you ever have a reservation to a restaurant and you're like, can I add one more? And they're like, no. Yeah, that's insane, okay. Especially if it's like five or six, it's a round table. I'm like, can we just squeeze one more in? And like, you don't want to be a bitch to your friend and be like, thank you, I'm adding one more. I have one more. Yeah, I'm adding them. I'm not even telling. I'm just going to apologize, I'm going to go to bed. I had a reservation in somewhere in the Hamptons and it was for our family plus the two kids. And they had availability for six, but not for eight. So I'm like, I'm booking six. And then coming in and being like, I didn't know I had a book for two kids showed up with two toddlers. And they were like, it was for six. And I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. Let's find a toddler. Two toddlers is actually a teenager. So it's like half a person. And everything worked out, but like, I wouldn't have been able to book the reservation if I clicked eight. But they clearly just like, so you're the woman in STEM. No, no, no, no, that was just a side example. The woman in STEM is Gabby Webster. on TikTok. She faked a friend. like surprising her from like college or something like they made this big thing where she was like oh my god Stephanie and they had this big like she's getting her shit and they're filming it they were like how did you even how long was the flight like no I'm upset so she is up there um women who stand with the week number two Bianca Adler DMs me and she's like hey I'm a giggler um I so much know I love giggly squad I listen to it I currently listen to it I feel like Bianca is like I'm actually junior class president and I really should be senior class president but I don't have the band with because I'm taking 7 AP glasses listen to what Bianca did she goes I was listening to giggly squad um I'm Australian so of course I'm like okay cool she goes when I climbed Mount Everest so I go to her page and like she's the youngest woman or the youngest Australian period to climb Mount Everest and she didn't tell me she'd be getting this squad we have to be stopped no we have to be what are we injecting in these people's veins real accomplished people are like listening to us don't listen to us no I'm actually gonna cry that's so that's so powerful wait I almost cried last part you're crying this pod I actually have been crying like all week low key like good or bad things are both um both like I'll see you come like I'll see a TikTok and it's like my dad they went we went out to lunch and I'm like that's beautiful like I'm really I'm getting my period but for whatever reason I'm very cry this I did cry there was the first video I saw this morning was like this kid I think it was in Venezuela and it was it was like eight years old and it was his first ever birthday party and I started crying and everyone was singing for him and then they were hooking him and I was like I was like kindness goes so far actually you know what I cried at someone said title list randomly at the same time like they had put out an ad but their ad it was a dad leaving a voicemail on his daughter's phone and like the visual was them on the golf course together and it was like hey Jill I know you're really busy so I just wanted to say thank you for taking time to golf with your dad that was we had so much I was like no I'm crying I'm crying I'm crying also shout out to Gary and Dan for being such incredible dads if any boy looked at me the wrong way like I want someone to go up to my dad and say actually I think that ad was funny and everyone's too soft okay you know what I really you know those videos on TikTok where people are like if you want to get to meet like if you like do something to me you have to answer to my dad and it's like usually like dad's being like this is my bird collection no you don't fuck with our dad no my dad will jump off of a roof aren't you a fucking neck okay my dad is of a different breed also speaking of dads there's a girl right now Kinsley Rasmus what a fucking name who's currently um she's the daughter former MLB pitcher so this former MLB pitcher dad is basically like my daughter is gonna be the best pitcher ever she's like dominating the Little League world series she has the record for total strikeouts by a girl broke the record for total hits by a girl with her how old is she 12 and she's just like crushing the boys and she wears a bow and they're saying fear the bow wait you love that I love that this is actually the fourth moment of summer the week I had a really busy week um misses met are you familiar with Mrs. Matt no so there's a Mr. Matt and I don't know what happened someone spoke up I was like Mr. Matt needs a wife like the mask this is like the mascot like the museum this is the New York met the baseball team oh so Mr. Matt is their mascot and you know what is a Matt I think metropolitan oh it's like the nigger box the nicks right but I don't again like they're not the men are not great at like picking team you know it's crazy that there's no team that's like the horses like I'm sorry Texas is right there guys I know they're like in horses what about a Pegasus yeah like where's the whimsy what about a unicorn what about a mermaid I just feel shocked that like when they were coming up with all of them it was like actually bison no no no it's like if you want to see whimsy look at how women are naming nail colors yeah let's put 1% of the energy into naming the mascots of teams or just naming their children the women are so creative so creative so Mrs. Matt shows up and the joke with Mrs. Matt is they're the big baseball heads yes she looks just like Mr. Matt but with a dog because I guess they couldn't like put her in a skirt because she's like wearing a baseball uniform so like we have to give her Kimberly Kardashian's butt she has the most amazing but like to the point that like people are physically attracted to Mrs. Matt like you can't not look at her and be like okay that's hot so Mrs. Matt is now the first female mascot to be inducted in the mascot Hall of Fame there's a mascot Hall of Fame apparently where and also like wait a minute what about the mascots that don't get into it what did they do to not okay I'm gonna piss people off but like not all mascots are equal yeah look up the Penn State mascot when I tell you like Bucky Badger like that's Hall of Fame material the Penn State mascot looked like someone bought something from like a Halloween website put it on a drunk person and let them run across campus like not all of them not a quality for the quality of mascots today Desbyshop is throwing the first pitch on the Irish heritage night of the meds game are you crying and he picked like a small like better drop today or I'll lose it he picked a song about like just like a proud Irish heritage song they're gonna walk on to and he's been practicing yes but if you guys don't remember I threw out the first pitch and I fucking nailed it so like there's like a little tension in the household where I'm like good luck babe like make like it's okay if you don't throw a perfect strike that's why no one no team asked me I feel like they you could if you wanted to I don't want to I just got a like like a real life size adult Hannah I can make you an ice-try latte I got a ninja like as espresso I can make lattes espresso espresso I can make ice I cold brew you know the difference between them it's just it's just a touch screen I don't need to it's crazy you have to come over and see it I love a touch screen well because you want to know what I got it it's in the box right and then in the box for like a week my I know that my brother is coming over in like a couple days and there's nothing my brother loves more than like someone else's new gadget that's going to either like make something to eat or like concoct some weird drink so I took it out of the box I put it on the counter I didn't like learn anything about it yet I thought I bet let me bait this rat to cheese I bet if I put this on the counter with the directions right next to it whole set it all up so I'm sitting in the living room and I'm like oh my god did you see my new coffee machine he goes yeah really nice and I go yeah isn't it I go I haven't set it up yet though and he's still in the kitchen all the sudden nice it's so easy to rage bait my brother it's like actually like I literally he's so easy to piss off he's listening to this right now punching the car no he is so easily manipulated he like knows I'm saying you know on purpose but he's still can't like get over it I'm like I bet you actually can't make that you know my brother is like obsessed with coffee when I go to his house he's like kind of make you a real latte like men love that shit yeah what is that with our brothers it's like with men like barbecue and like espresso machines I don't know what in their DNA five minutes later I was drinking a nice coffee with whipped whole milk like my brother's tradwives no literally I just realized that like my brother takes care of me like what do you want to eat what do you need it's actually funny because my brother and his fiance like moved into a new house and I was like at home over the weekend like visiting them and when I was leaving his house I was like walking out the door and he was pushing like a wet mop, like one of those ones you like plug in. - It's never, have I ever seen that and I just looked at him and as I was leaving, I go, "You've changed." (laughing) - Or he's been trained well, shout out to Amanda. - It is funny to watch my older brother love someone more than himself. (laughing) No, it's just funny to watch your sibling be like, "This is my wife." It's just like such a weird, and I'm so happy it's Amanda. Like, I will have the best sister. - It's such a different love than towards you. Like, it's such a different love to watch. Yeah, it's not a love of like our family. I'm like, "Wait, you respect her." (laughing) - Like, you have patience with her. (laughing) You don't jump to conclusions. - Yeah, he's completely different, I'm like, she did something and I was like, "Oh my God, Gary, it's gonna freak." I was like, "My brother's gonna freak out." And he was like, "Oh, that's okay, Amanda." And I go, "No." (laughing) I'm like, "That's okay." I'm like, "Interesting." Because my whole life, it wasn't okay. - And then when you get in your own, like, brother's bed, she just steps back. She's like, "This is a whole other realm "that I'm not getting involved in." - Well, we have like her and I have a like. - Yeah. - Like, he said something to her and she looked at me and I go, "I got this one." - I got this one. - I go, "What the fuck?" (laughing) - You were telling me in, telling me in real quick. - I go, "Yeah." - No, we're definitely, we definitely are a family that crosses boundaries. Like, there's no, like, we're not a family that. - You're a Italian. - Yeah, like, like, I was, okay, this is a perfect example. I'm at my brother's house with Joe and my brother's fiance. And we're sitting around the kitchen table. We're talking about different stuff. All of a sudden, my dad just appears in the home. Just randomly, he's there. We go, "How?" First, where did you come from? And second, why didn't we hear, what door did you use? He goes, "I have my own key." I go, "What?" So, nothing's normal in our family. Like, if you have a house, we're coming over. We have that house, that's our house. - By the way, adding on to getting older, does, and I put on a show in bed at, like, 8.30. You just said that so. - Sorry, that's on me. That's on me. I made it weird. I made that weird. - No, but as in you, like, watching TV in bed, and we were, like, in bed, and he was like, "Should we just turn on the TV on?" And I was like, "Should we go fucking crazy tonight?" - Yeah. - And, look, it's, I hate to say it, it's end of summer. Like, I have to pack. I have shit to do. I have to get back to the city. I have the U.S. Open this weekend. I have stuff to do. And it was 8.30, and I was, yeah. It's 8.30, and I was like, I record giggly in the morning, and then I head to the city all the time to pack. Literally 8.45. He's snoozing. I can't keep my eyes open. And I, you know, when you go to, I don't know if this ever happened to you. You go to sleep knowing you have not done anything that you need to do the next day. So I woke up at 8 a.m. Scared, unshawored, you know I hate that, greasy. Don't even know when I'm packing. And I have to pack. (laughs) It's more of a story. And I don't know what I'm packing. What time is he usually getting in bed? - Oh. - I keep them outside as long as I can. - You try, yeah. You try and keep them out as long as you can. But we're watching the show, The Agency, which is on Paramount Plus with the really hot Irish guy. I forget his name, but it's like a boy show. So like I could fall asleep during it. - Yeah. - But it has like good moments. - And that's nice. - Good boy shows. Oh my God. And he's like, I'm like, just watch the next episode. I'm with you. - Yeah. - I didn't miss anything. They were explosions. Let's go. Let's go in the next episode. Oh, there was a chase scene. Okay. Got it. - You're like, yeah, I think I can figure out. I can infringe from there. So next week, I'm back in the city. You're back in Italy. Like seasons are changing. - I'm very excited to go to Venice. I've never gone. All I've heard is that it's just like so romantic. - My Nana and Papa said it's their favorite place. - Really? - They actually might know someone in Venice. They always like know a guy who like run some restaurant that like you go to the basement. There's like special Aaron Cheney or something. - Yeah. Josephine's so good at finding like, you would honestly love a vacation with Josephine because you're so good at finding like vintage places and like. - When are we going to Italy together? - You should just come with me. So we're gonna have like a little girls. - Wait, are you gonna shop? - Well, am I alive? Do I have a pulse? Is my heart beating? - Yeah. - No, I'm gonna go to Venice and be like, I'm not contributing to your guys' economy. No, it's the right thing to do when you go to someone else's hometown. It's to contribute to their economy. - Yeah. - I don't have the thought of the TikTok. You're gonna make when you're in the gondola? - I don't know how to have that. - Okay, you've worked to do. - I did save two TikToks that I wanted to do with Josephine. - Because as you know, you only TikTok when you're in Italy. - Yeah, 'cause it's the only time I'm like, happy. The only time the internet can't get to me, you know? I'm like, sorry, figure out the time change. - We love you guys so much. Have the best week ever. - We can ever. - I know, we, and we had nothing to talk about this episode, pre-usual. And it's just flew by. And I'll just save what I wrote down about my rosary breeds for Monday. - Yeah, I have stuff to do. We didn't hit anything. We didn't have the bandwidth today. We love you guys so much. Talk to you later. Bye. (upbeat music)