Giggling about Hannah’s special, karma and botox (again)

(upbeat music) - Sup, giggler? - Very, fix your Wi-Fi. - Manifest that shit. We can't be manners. (laughing) - I'm in the day just got away from me. - Hello my, my Hulu, Giggler. - Yes. - Congrats. - Today's the day. - Happy Hulu day for everyone that celebrates. - I was ready to go to bed at like 10 p.m. last night and I said, "What if I just stay at school?" My phone a little bit. And then it was midnight and I got excited. And then page was like, "We're recording to 8 a.m." And I was like, "But I'm literally partying." And by partying, I mean, I was sitting on the toilet, scrolling my Instagram to see if the giggler's were watching it yet. - Did you watch it? Like, did you turn it on? - Where I'm staying right now doesn't have Hulu. (laughing) - What does that even mean? - In the year 2026, what does that mean? You're saying somewhere with no wifi? - Our TV's weirdly connected to something that doesn't allow Hulu. So I watched it on my phone. And when I say, "Watch it," I watched the beginning just to make sure that like all the audio was like synced to my voice, to my mouth. And then I was like, "We're good." - Wait, that is so, first of all, I feel like that's not true. And this is like a Bluetooth situation. 100% that TV can get Hulu. There's actually no doubt in my mind that that TV is capable of airing Hulu. I actually like, for a second, I was like, "Oh yeah, maybe." And then I remember who I'm talking to. That TV has Hulu, 100%. - No, I'm so scared of TV's. Like why are they so fucking complicated? TV's and turning on showers. It's 2026. Let's get it, let's find a simple way. - Is Des, like if you're home and you're like, "Oh, trying to think of something that's like a good example of something that's broken, that's not the TV." Like anything. Like the Wi-Fi or, yeah, like the TV, the computer, anything. Is he able to fix, is he fixing it? - First, are you going to him for him to fix it? - You're like, I'm so excited. - I'm so excited. - I'm so excited. - Who's in charge over there? How are you guys watching TV? - At the end of the day, he is a boomer. However, boomer. - Right, that's what I'm saying. - Boomers are good at TVs. - Honestly, like we're in an equal partnership. - Yeah, you really are. Do you want to know who's not? - Who's not? - I'm not. In an equal partnership whatsoever. Because somehow I've become the IT. And I go, there's a problem here. And I think actually you, there's something wrong with you. If I'm the IT person in the house, we're going down. - Shippin's going down. - Nope, you just do manual labor. Like you want to just take out your toolkit. You don't want to be like figuring out electricity. - The other day I said, where should I put my bolt cutters? (laughing) Because I had them in a random closet. And he goes, I go, this is how I know I love you. He goes, I think you should put them next to my bed, just in case. And I go, phenomenal idea. Been, you never know. - You never know. All the lesbian giggleers I'm proud are excited for you to come out one day. 'Cause she walks around with her toolkit and her tool belt, just trying to fix stuff around the house. I'm not saying anything, but I'm not saying anything. - Yeah, I've been known to level a thing or two. Anyway, (laughing) okay, back to Hulu, so exciting. I downloaded for the plane. So I didn't, I wanted to watch fresh. And also I wanted to watch someone in public. - Oh, interesting. You wanna make a statement. - Well, because if I'm on a plane and I see someone's iPad, you know I'm nosy. I'm like, what are they watching? What are they into? - Wait, so you're literally gonna watch it holding it up on the plane. (laughing) - Is anyone getting the Wi-Fi? Are you actually connected? - Make sure you put the closed captions on so people get the punchlines. Wait, then so, but also I feel like then you have to watch it on TV. - Yeah, for like the full experience. - Okay, you watched it on your phone and you're gonna comment me watching it. I'm not watching it, I've watched it. - When I tell you guys, I've watched every second of a billion times and like I need to let myself go. And also, you can't make edits. - Right, God forbid I see something that an angle that I don't want. - I'm so excited for the gigglers to see the part where really the whole thing, to just see your hair. - To see the part where your hair. - Your hair. - Your hair is on your head. - Yeah. - I like that part. - It just looks so good. The whole thing in my jokes for a year. Like I've been like working on all these jokes that because I knew the special was coming out, I couldn't talk about them on giggly squad. I couldn't do that. - Right. - You would bring up a topic that I was like doing on stage and I'd be like, I'm a joke, I can't say that right now. Like I was really being held back. I was creatively, emotionally. You've been being held back and today you've burst. - I've burst my bubble. And yeah, I'm just, I'm really excited. I have no words. Also it's fucking 8 a.m. Why are we recording at 8 a.m.? - You know, it's funny because right when we got on the Zoom, I looked at you in grace and I was like, the things I do to them were like, I get off on it because I did a hair mask last night. So I've been itching to wake up and wash it out. So like at 7 a.m, I'm like, I'm washing my hair mask out. - I got micro-needling yesterday. - Oh, little tip for the girls. (laughing) - You're so awake right now. - I don't know what's going on. - Little, I've like turned into a morning person. - This happens in your mid 30s girls? - Yeah, and if you go undiagnosed anxiety for this long, you can become a morning person. - Yeah, I got it. - Oh, my micro-needling. - Oh, I actually have a couple things to say. And I didn't want to say it because I wanted you to talk about your Hulu stuff, but it's bursting out in me. - Yeah, no, you're like, we've, who's that? Okay, let's go. (laughing) My pores are not looking how I want them to. - I'm obsessed with micro-needling. You know that I adjusted my second session. - Yeah, you face time yesterday and your face was fully numb. And I had a serious conversation with you while you were just were like. - My girlfriend told me to take a clar- take clarited, like the day before, the day of the day after. She said it helps with like breakouts afterward. - Who's your girlfriend, TikTok? - No, my friend Alexa. Was it a doctor? - No, but in my world, mine as well. No, Alexa knows things. - Alexa knows things and it puts that, that it's, she knows things. So that's the first thing. The second thing. - Wait, why, why clarited? - I something with like the histamine because you do break out after anything. Here's how someone described it to me. When you get my micro-needling, anything that was gonna come out of your pore in like two months is gonna come out right now. Because it's like puncturing your skin to like remove it to repair. So if you had like a pimple underneath that like eventually it's gonna come out and you go get my micro-needling, it's probably gonna come out like immediately. So you do purge a little, I love that. - You love purging. If someone brings up purging, my head is whipping. And they tell me about your journey. You wanna see effects. - I wanna see it. - But why do I feel like the more effects, I feel like I guess the better the treatment, the more bad stuff happens. - Well, it's like your skin has to get bad before it gets better. It has to like break down before it can rip. - Or is that the patriarchy? - No, that's science. - Okay. - It has to like. - First time you've mentioned science on this plot ever. - So then I'm laying there yesterday. They're numbing my face. They, you lay there for like 40 minutes. - You love getting numbs. You look like, you. (laughs) - Anything involving numbing pages, like please, and also get my. - Gray and while you're actually my frontal lobe, please. - So I'm laying there, I'm numbing. She's like, do you want me to turn the lights off while you numb? I'm like totally, so she turns the lights off. I'm like meditating, I'm sitting there, I'm having a great time. I open my eyes and I'm like, you know what? Sometimes you have to be hypocritical and sometimes you have to change your mind. And sometimes you say something and then something happens and it's different. And so I did make a Botox appointment. (laughs) - So obsessed. - She's obsessed. - You guys, we're watching her journey, her honest journey. - So we're watching an honest journey of a woman in her 30s. - Sorry? - Healing, is it linear? - That's what it, healing's not linear. Sorry, I'm taking a step back. - Can I put it on linear? That's what we, you guys, anyone asks you anything to say healing's not linear? Okay, period, slime. - It's not linear. And so we made an appointment for two weeks. - What made you do this? 'Cause the gigglers have whiplash. They're literally in their car. They just went, "Do you wanna know what maybe do it?" And I'm gonna call her out right now. It's Taylor Fitzgerald. I said, "I'm not gonna get Botox till I think like the fall. Maybe I'll come and I'll do it." - This is her makeup artist, by the way, who we love, who's really good at cooking. - I'll get it in my forehead. And she looked at me and she goes, "But what about a smooth forehead when you're in Italy?" And I looked at her and I go, "Why would you say that?" Why would you say that? - Well, this is the thing. She knows you're already anxious about Italy. I texted you a couple days ago. I just threw it out there. I said, "How are the outfits going?" for Italy because I haven't started and you said something to the fact of horrible something a little too dark for the question so I know you're stressing and she took advantage of your insecurities in that moment also she's look she looks at my face arguably the most of anyone I know so she sings I I was like okay well so I'm really excited for that and then my third and then my third but you're not wait you're not going below your arms I'm just doing my forehead because I did love how my forehead and eyes looked so I'm just doing my forehead okay because we can't do a list on the pot again it really was affecting downloads the only thing I need you to do is like use your lips to pronounce it it was really crazy and I just want to give credit where credit to do and that's to me because I didn't I couldn't freak that way more I post the sadness I fully went on Netflix without frozen mouth yeah that's just like women in STEM at that point really because I thought of it as like some type of karma I was like okay and I'll take this I did something bad and I apologize I repent whenever something like that goes wrong I go who did I piss off wait so you're just checking off your carma boxes you're like if this is the moment of the day okay cool I don't check off my karma boxes I actually check off other people's like I'm still waiting for other people's to hit and yeah well that's the problem with karma the more it hits the more you're like and what about these other people sometimes I'm like that karma should have gone to someone else and I know exactly who but I do have to say I sleep peaceful at night that's all I have to say my karma's clean my karma's clean you know what's saying I don't like is my side of the street is clean I hate that saying who's saying that to you I don't know I feel like are you in the mafia like I just like see my side of the street is clean or maybe it was out of Kelly Clarkson's I don't know where I'm seeing it but I'm seeing it wait what was the third thing what was the third thing I'm getting my third I'm getting my third microneedling session okay in like the beginning of August and then that's it then you're done then I'll only get it once a year and then why do I feel like your microneedling is like your book club you're like girls we're doing our third microneedling this month I'm obsessed with my microneedling I just think it really works it hasn't been working like do you see a difference I do feel like I see a difference what about internally well I do have a group chat going on with not even a group chat I have multiple text threads going on with different people about finding me a new therapist it's hard I'm getting people together that have never even met before that's crazy you didn't run this like I love how you're like how does too close to the sword she's too close to the song it'd be a conflict of interest anyone that's working on you certainly can't work on me they died I would never give you overload we can't have the same therapist that would be to power no I actually think that is like a legal we use the same psychics and we use the same energy healers and lawyers and agents sorry my energy healer is my lawyer you know it's so funny a friend one of my friends texted me the other day and goes I'm gifting you an astrology appointment with my favorite astrologer and I'm like this is girlhood I don't want flowers me there book me an astrology appointment literally goes emails in your inbox like for June just like think just wanted to do something like nice and whatever and I was just like yeah this is a good yes normalize getting cat psychics for your friend like that's way better than being like here's a candle that's often it's a phenomenal gift that's like an experience that you don't have to also like where do you go to gift card nowadays yeah we're going to get a gift card nowadays yeah the email doesn't hit the same doesn't someone an email because I'm like spam I'm like yeah I deleted it and also like you're saving that email and remembering oh I have a gift card let me go get that like I loved a physical gift card as a child because I thought like I had a credit card it doesn't hit the same member wouldn't like in the grocery stores they started like every gift card was there you could get any gift card from anywhere I thought that was real innovation wait we're aging ourselves are we talking about gift cards physical gift cards so anyway so I'm excited for you what was I say you were saying you've your third microneedling so yeah so then that I think that was my third and final thing you're like and I'm done oh my god Kitty's being so cute sorry okay back to Hulu I do have to say I'm it does feel like Christmas morning yeah and I also just feel like we're in such a good place with the gigglers right now like the gigglers the gigglers are ready they're like give it to me everyone's watched you like work for it like we've watched you be on tour for literally two years so like we I feel like the gigglers feel just as in it the gigglers are tired yeah like we're exhausted like I can't see you in another city it's too much well what I love so much about the gigglers is I did a couple podcasts to promote the special and a couple of them came out yesterday and the gigglers are obviously excited like they're like we're gonna listen to all of them however they were like babe are you okay this is a lot of podcasts when did you do these was it all in the same week like the gigglers care less about like the glitters want to make sure I'm okay and because you're so motivating to me I like when you take a break because I'm like whoo no the gigglers are literally my DMs be like Hannah you don't need to do another podcast you're good we need you to rest like they are tracking my sleep schedule so to all the gigglers I feel like I did fewer podcasts to promote because one we have gigglers squad and I don't shut up but two just because you run out of stories I have to go out on the sidewalk and do something illegal I have no more stories no I'm also like people get mad when I talk about being from Brooklyn and playing tennis in my grandpa but I'm like you guys I can't make up new stuff about myself I'm actually gonna start I'm gonna just like start being a guy and like make things up about myself to start being a guy let's go with that let's just go with that sure I did do David Spade and Dana Carvey's podcast which was you guys know I love older men I was in my element I couldn't believe I was just riffing with like two comedy legends they're just girls girls they're just one to giggle and they could go at the silliest stuff you know how like they say you get a dog and you like love your dog you love your cat you start to look like your animal you have a best friend you start to like look like each other tell me that they are not like the man version of like that's my best friend until like we kind of look like and I love them they're like us because they're opposites like Dana's literally living on a farm yeah and then like David Spade is like getting popular I literally I feel like I saw David Spade getting paparazzi by like TMZ and had and I've seen other people recently be paparazzi by TMZ and in my head though when I saw him I was like TMZ is still a thing like I don't know why he think like there's something about him that is very like 2000s to me like I feel like maybe that's when I first like knew who he was like was introduced to who he was speak of TMZ I've been getting some messages being like Hannah can you stop being PR trained it's taken me six years let a girl have some growth because yesterday I got a text from my publicist she was like I did the today show and she's like TMZ is outside just letting you know let's keep a cute so the whole day I just keep going let's keep a cute I love that we're getting older and we're getting positions of power because yeah keep it like that you get the vibe you don't just say it anymore no well also I've never kept a cute in my entire life and yesterday woke up and I said I'm gonna start keeping a cute what did they say to you when you walked out anything so I ended up kind of speeding by oh good one thing I would love to talk about reef today show the socks and the shoes honey I I loved it thank you because the gigglers in the comments didn't know what to do they were like we like some stuff we don't know where page stands yet and and you were you were holding out on them I did it did you post a grid no I didn't post a grid you're waiting for the grid are you celebrating today are you doing anything what do you do oh you're going to tell their strikers you're having all your friends over wait no all your friends are going well first of all all my comedy friends are on the road and then I feel like I have like my close friends but then if I go like a little out it becomes crazy like it's like too many people so I got it's basically me and my mom you got anxious about inviting people and so then you decided not to invite anyone in that ladies and gentlemen is the thesis of your 30s no because I was like I couldn't if I invite yeah no I get it yeah Then I have to invite someone else, then I have to invite someone else, then I have to invite someone else. I actually invited someone who like doesn't know anyone else, and she responded to me, and then I didn't respond to her. - Perfect. - Because I was like, "Actually, I don't know if this is a good fit right now, and I don't want to put you in that situation." So I think I rescinded an invite, because I wouldn't want-- I realized I put her in a difficult position. I don't want people making friends at this gathering. Sorry, I have cat hair. You didn't tell me about this. - Well, you got a long-haired cat, but I didn't do that. - Why don't you do that? Because you wanted the aesthetics, and now you have white hair on your product. - No, it's like literally, I feel sick. - And you want to know something? Because of my hobby, my face is at any given time, sticky. And so I will literally leave an interaction with Kitty, and I had to rip my face off. But that just means that you reapply more layers, which you know you love to do. Back to Hulu for a quick second, I started watching Not Suitable for Work. - Yes. - It's so cute. I have so many shows right now, I feel like I am-- It's so funny, because four weeks ago you said there's nothing much to do. - Now I'm inundated. - Whenever I have something on the calendar where I need to look hot, but not like I tried to hard, I go straight to revolve. - Whether it's girls night, dinner downtown, a weekend away, running into your ex, but thriving, revolve just gets the vibe. It's my go-to when I don't want to overthink my outfit, because everything is styled in a way that actually makes sense. I'll find one top I love, and then revolve shows me similar options so I can build the whole look. It's dangerous, but it is efficient. - You can shop by vibe too, date night, night out, vacation. 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And I, I hate to say this, but the Love Island America is so vastly different. I feel like from Love Island UK, when it first started. - This is the first time ever that I have felt like, "Oh, I can't watch Love Island." And like, and not because I'm like, oh, there's so much younger, which they are, but I started Love Island USA because I was like, whatever, I'll just let UK rack up and then I'll go through it. I had to turn it off because one of the girls goes, "I'm, she's introducing herself to like three other girls." And she goes, "I'm from New Hampshire." And the girl, mind you, this is Love Island USA. She goes, "I'm from New Hampshire." And the other three girls look at her as if she has said a small country in the middle of nowhere that has zero tourism. And the girl responds and goes, "Do you guys know where that is?" All the girls are like, "No, you stupid bitch. We're on Love Island." Where the fuck? And I'm here for love, not geography. And she goes, "It's right above Boston. And I'm in my own home by myself with Kitty. I start laughing because I'm like, "Guys, that's hilarious television." Like, that is. I mean, the editors were like, "Thank you." Not even a niche state. Like, a lot happened to New Hampshire. I feel like New Hampshire's talked about it. Well, especially if you live in the Northeast. Yeah, this one girl was from Philly. Oh, I love people from Philly. I was like, "It's important for you to know." We did I talk about meeting the cast of Love on the Spectrum? No, you didn't. At the AMAs? No. Oh, my God. So I get to the AMAs with my mom. I'm nervous. And they put us in this room like before the show starts with like all the other like presenters. I don't even know who's in this room. But I immediately was like, "Oh, my God." Like, I don't know. I have an hour of small talk. I don't know what to do. And does text me. And he was like, "I just saw a photo. The cast of Love on the Spectrum is there. You have to find them." And I was like, "Okay, I like having a goal." And I have a project. And some people are coming up to me. And I swear to God, I was like, "I'm so great to see you guys again. I love you." Like, it was some LA comics. And I was like, "I need to bother the people in Love on the Spectrum." And when I tell you, I never bother people. I never bother people. But doesn't I cry through Love on the Spectrum? Like laughing, crying. It's the most beautiful show in the world. And I don't like bothering people. You bother me all the time. I only bother you and my mom and people I love. So I go up to Logan. And if you guys haven't watched Love on the Spectrum, you have to watch it. Like, this isn't a joke. This isn't a bit. This is serious. So he always said that he loves girls with straight curly hair. I go up to him. And I had my hair like, "Waveed." I swear to God. He was like, "And this is what I've been waiting for." [Laughter] And I stood there. And I knew it too. Are you getting a load of this? Take a picture. Because this is what I mean when I'm trying to. No, he fully was like, "It's get a photo." And he was like, "Hi." And I'm like, "Logan." Like, "You're my everything." And at one point, I was, so I'm talking to him. And I was like, "I think I asked him what his sign was." I'm like, "I'm a Leo." And then he's like, "How, when were you born?" Now, one thing about me is, I'm not afraid to tell people my age. Yeah. I'm out here. I'll say it. You don't have to ask. I'll tell you. I'm not either. I feel like there's, it's something like, if you're, "Oh, I don't tell people." Which is, like, totally fine. It's what we were taught. It's giving. I'm ashamed. And one thing about me, I'm not ashamed. So I remember you taught that. Even looking at someone be like, "No, you look like you're whatever." It's still shaming them. Every time someone says their age and I have an reaction, an involuntary reaction, I want to kill myself in that moment. Like, whether my, even if my reaction is like, "You look gorgeous," I always feel like it sounds condescending. Like, one of my girlfriends, not even one of the, this girl that I know said to me, "Oh, yeah." She said it, like, in passing conversation. She was like, "Oh, yeah, for my 38th birthday." And I go, "You're 38." And she was like, "Yeah." And I was like, "Oh, my God, you look so good." And right after I said it, I was like, "Why would I say that?" I was like, "Why did I say that?" No, I genuinely meant it. Like, you look so, I would have never thought you were 38. But also, like, yeah, you could be 38. Why is that crazy that you look so good in your 38? It's not our fault. Like, I'll literally, 'cause you'll meet someone who's older than you and then you immediately feel like you have to compliment that. Yes, why is that? It's like so much deeper and darker than I am. Where, like, if a 26-year-old says to me, "Oh my God, you look so good." Like, 33, you look so good. I'm like, "You little bitch." No one talks about how in your 20s, no one goes, "Oh, you look like you're 22." Or like, "Oh, like, there's an age where people start being like, "Oh, it's okay, you don't look that age." Yeah. And I remember when that started happening to me and I'm like, "Oh, no." Yeah. But I did recently, actually, Kazy David posted a whole thing about ages. And I didn't look at it fully, but it made me laugh, 'cause it was like 34-year-old as fuck. And they're like 35-year-old again. Yeah. 'Cause you're not 40. But 34, you're like the oldest of the 30s. 34 is 39. But then 35 is 32. Totally. And I'm 33, which is like 28. Yeah, 33-year-old, babe. I'm a child. I'm like not even in my 30s. I actually, at 33, you get removed from your 30s. 30s. You're back. You're 28 34. They put you back in. It's very niche, but it's very real. So Logan was like, when were you born? And like everyone at the tables, we were with Connor, we were with their moms. Like it was a full geeky. Yeah. And I was like 91. And Logan looks at me and he goes, I love older women. I go, I have a husband Logan. He goes, your husband's very lucky. And then we just kept taking photos and sending videos to Dez. Dez was loving it. Logan has the sweetest relationship with his sister. Wait, Logan, who? Logan on the show, you have to watch it. Okay. Sorry, I'm going to go into you because I actually can't. You have to take it in because his vibe and his aura is something that cannot be explained on a podcast. You ever get so deep in a story with your friend? Yeah, that you're like, wait, I think I missed you couples. Wait, do you know any relationships? I'm way too late to ask what someone's name is. Like the actual person's name. I don't so much have that with like, I feel like in romantic relationships where it's like gone on multiple days, but I feel like when you're like working, if you like work with another company or like another department, there's always someone where you're like, what the fuck is their name? And I've known them for six months to a year. Well, Paige and I do a lot of freelance and sometimes you meet someone and you don't know if you're going to see them again. Yes. And then it turns out you see them throughout the entire day, but you didn't process it in the beginning. And it's totally fine to be like, I'm so sorry. Um, I didn't catch your name. Yes. Wait, but not after four hours. That will happen to me so many times. Like, I'll see someone and I'll like recognize them. And I'm like, I don't know who this is, but I know that I know this person. And then it'll come out that like five years ago, we worked on a project together. And every time that happens to me in my head and my heart, I think, wow, thank God you're not a fucking asshole because you have to work with all these people again. And if you were an asshole four years ago on this random job, like how awkward would today be? And it almost is like, it almost like reminds me almost like re encourages myself when that happens to me because I'm like, oh yeah, like make good decisions every time. Say please and thank you. Yeah. Well, it just like also reminds you that there's like such assholes out there because sometimes with like that happens to me. And they know someone I know. I'm like, oh, I know that you enjoy, you enjoy me way more. Well, I speaking of that stuff, I, I've been on my spray tans. I'm back on my spray tans and the spray tan girls have stories because they're spray tanning personalities, you know, especially in New York City. Yeah. One of my favorite spray tan stories is when a spray tan artist came to my place after being at a reality TV person's place before me, which is say she looked like she saw ghost. Yeah. And I was like, are, are you okay? She was like, yeah, I just got yelled at during the spray tan. And I'm like, what was going on? And she's like, well, I walked in and she was drinking wine. And I was like, go off. It's a Friday night. Yeah. It's Friday night or it's Monday morning, like whatever you want. Do whatever you want. You need to get through this light. If I could tattoo that on my forehead. I don't, I don't give a shit. You'll do whatever you want. So she said she's giving this person a spray tan and they're drunk and they're spilling the wine on themselves and then yelling at her because of the spray spray tan is getting you can't number one. Really can't get what? You can't go winding your spray tan number one rule. So she's literally going to fail regardless. And just had a full fight. With the person. I then showed up. And then she was like, you are an angel. I'm like, yeah, I don't really drink anymore. You're like, or I just didn't douse myself with liquids and then beat the shit out of you. Like, I just let you in my door and said, you can keep your shoes on. But anyway, love in the spectrum. These boys have these like amazing sisters who were like their best friends. Like, one of them is literally like, his security guard at this point. Like, this guy Connor has gotten so famous and the amount of people asking for photos and I turned to a sister Anna. And I was like, are you like his bodyguard? She's like this little adorable cute girl. And she's like, yeah, but I always have been growing up. And then I started getting emotional. And then I find out like, she's a giggler, Logan sisters, a giggler. Like all these girls are gigglers. And like, I just make sure I cry like, how are only the coolest, nicest, supportive, funny, beautiful women gigglers. You know what's crazy too? I didn't finish the most recent season, but so I don't know what happens at the end of it. Or this could have even been just like social media stuff. But I saw a couple of the cast members, family members go on TikTok and be like, I don't even know if they were like explaining a situation. But they said like, hey, you know, like, I know we know everyone has opinions. And if you could just keep the conversation, I'm like, this is love on the spectrum. Who the fuck is in the comments being like, that's actually not what you said. Like, I was like, I can't believe you even have to make this video that's insane. The internet will come for anyone. It's actually like really dark and scary. No, it's really, I hate to say it, but I feel like Gen Z kind of like, and I don't want to say it. And because maybe it's alpha. And maybe it's young Gen Z. Not the gigglers. Not the Gen Z that's listening to me right now. Not the Gen Z that's listening to that was raised by Paige Disorbo. I think they ruin love Island a little. Like, because I'm like, wait, why is it so hateful now compared to like a couple of years ago? It's kind of crazy. I used to just like, when the batcher was on, like, I watched it. Yeah. And then you go to bed. Well, there was no like love is tweeting. Well, I don't know. I feel like there was, but I wasn't like, live tweeting. Also, yeah, the fandom of stuff, I guess, brings people together. Yeah. And I guess, like, hating one person really can bond a community. And like, it is so fun when the whole, like, okay, perfect example is like the next. Like, it is so fun when an entire community is like watching something like and rooting for something. So like, I love that about love Island, but sometimes it gets like, it's like, okay, guys. Enough. It's like, I looked into her uncle's sister's grandma and it's like, oh my god. Also, I love to give the example of even like, I know fan favorite Leah. I think she was like interviewed by chicks in the office or something. And she was like, when I tell you, I like, I didn't know that I was going to be the star. And it's like, 'cause when they're filming, they're not, they don't know what good parts people are going to show. Right. Love Island, I just get nervous because they are so young. So I get like, no, they're literally nervous. I don't want anyone to be so, people are just so crazy to them. It's nuts. Well, Alandria gave an interview recently and she was basically like, I had a job. I really loved. Yeah. She's like, I loved my nine to five. And I was like, I'll do this show, but I told them, I'll be back. Like, I love this. I love my job. And then she realized like, oh, I can do this other thing. But she, she basically was like, I sacrificed my peace and my life. But I really liked my old life too. She's the tiniest little girl in person. She's so cute and person. No, I know. I hung out with her sports illustrated. So sweet. I didn't watch the show. I didn't know she was Southern. I was like, oh my god. I love your accent. I love Southern people. They're so, it's like, America's British. Why are you saying a lot, Dan? A jab. It's like the British in our own backyard. You know what is funny to think about? Like, it's not even funny to think about. It's just like, how do accents happen? Like, I don't get it. Like, that is one of those things in the world that it's like, you could explain it to me a million times. I'm still not ever going to get it. And at what point of the highway does it decide, oh, now they don't talk like this. Yeah. Like, what is I don't get it? Well, I thought like at least all Italians in New York sound the same. No, your dad sounds completely different than like my papa. I've been told, yeah, I've been told like, I say certain things weird. And I sound more upstate. And upstate is almost like midwest. Like hit, no, no, like you hit some dare. Every time man, your dad says like, he hits syllables hard. Yes. I mean, it's, it's basically considered like broadcasting English. Like, it's like, Kitty. Kitty. - I'm actually doing something. (laughing) - Wait, kiddies, like, and we're done with the podcast. - Get it, please. - I went shopping. - In the flash. - I went shopping for you. - For Italy. - I told you not to do that. (laughing) - I know, that's why, okay, I was drawing for you. I went to the real real in LA, 'cause I like looking at expensive stuff that I wouldn't buy, that maybe you would buy. And I kept seeing all this cute stuff, but you know what? My ego was bruised, and I decided not to send you stuff. - Oh my god, don't ever feel like that. - You know, when you feel like you're losing, and I'm like, if I send or something, it has to be really good. - Do you feel disconnected? Do you feel like we're disconnect? - No, not at all. I feel like we're where we should be. But I felt like, I got Lucy Goosey and was sending you risks and I was sending you all this stuff. And I just feel like you've lost confidence in my picking ability. So now I'm overthinking everything. And I saw, I know what you like. You like a little short white dress? Little boxy, a little boxy, prep a little short dress. - I actually just bought a pair of Zebra vintage Gucci mini shorts that have like a dash of red in them, 'cause red is like very big for the summer. - Oh, I didn't know that. And I just bought a pair of red thong kitten heel sandals to go with it. - You should see my face. It was like the Britney Bros. Creamy. When did you say thong? I was like, and then you were like sandals and I was like, "Oh." (laughing) - Oh, wait. What do you think about that being like a trend to like a flip-flop kitten heel? - I like that, because it elongates the leg a little. - Yeah. - I know you're like a professional shopper. I don't physically shop that much, but it's so much fun. I was like going through the racks and like there's like a social rules going on, right? - Totally. - I'm going through my rack and I'm moving. Like I'm not being annoying. I'm like boom, boom, make a decision. Some girl comes next to me and she's flying through the rack. Like aggressive and I'm like, it feels like you're driving and someone comes up, not that I drive, but someone comes up right behind you on the highway and you're like, "I'm doing this." - Well, there's nothing rage for sure. - I'm doing a speed limit and she's going and I'm like, if we continue at this pace, like we're gonna clash, babe. - You think road rage and Florida on a highway is scary? Get in an outlet mall with two girls from Long Island. - Don't scratch your eyes out. - Okay, and then I was like, we're gonna like, like I'm not gonna let you play through. Like I was here first and I'm going through the rack and there's 80 other racks. - Get bolder to me. - Why are you bolder to me? - Yeah. - Like do you let them play through? Like do you go, okay, if you're going fucking crazy, just go. - Absolutely not, I'm here. But it's stressing me out, it's like I can't relax when you're like bulldozing. - I don't if anyone is like trying to rush me in a place that I've elected to be at, that is a public place. No, you're not like, get away from me. - Also, if I'm in public, get away from me. - Get away from me. - The second there were so many racks and it wasn't busy and I'm going through and this lady. - How old was she? - She was older, but not old. - Okay. - I love how we're like, let's not talk about women's age, just like go to this bitch. - These old ass bitch. - This bitch. - I'm like put her in a nursing. - She wasn't a girls girl. - I only asked how old she was because I'm, because sometimes I feel like older women like, I'm talking like old, old. - I don't realize. - She wasn't old, but she did look like she could have had a full family at home, which is why I'll give her some empathy, 'cause if I got away from the kids and I only had 30 minutes. - But also like 30 minutes. - I'm not your child. You're not gonna tell me what pace I'm going at or like to get out of your way. - Like you know when you can hear it, like I could hear the hangers, how fast she was going through it, and I start sweating. I start trying to go faster, but then I'm mad, 'cause I'm like, this was my mental health walk. - No, skip over me. Skip over, like, oh, it was really stressing me out. But I didn't buy anything and I felt like I saved money. - Hannah. - If you like something and it's expensive and you don't buy it, you made it. - No, I have the opposite. I will like wake up in the middle of the night and I'll be like, and now I had the opportunity to buy it and it's gonna be sold out and somebody else is gonna get it and they're gonna love it and they're gonna look amazing in it and I didn't pull the trigger. So no, I don't have that. - Wait, this is a huge discrepancy between me and you, 'cause this is also how I feel about dating, which I feel like you feel the same way, but I always say, which is true, no one got away. - Don't feel like that was close. Don't feel like that at all was close. - No close got away. I've never thought of an outfit. Like I don't need anything. - Oh no, I feel like the exact opposite. I could list you an article of clothing from each year that I've been alive. - That you've missed out on. - That I missed out on. - Hannah, I think about a pair of Burberry boots from 2005. - My limits have no, they have no bounds. - Well now I have empathy for you because sometimes when you can't spell or something, it's cause you have so many seasons of fashion in your head. - I think about a blue and white dress that I ripped in 2006 and my mom knows exactly. If I say ripped blue and white dress, 2006, my mom will go, "Oh, she has cancel Thanksgiving." - They've been bringing up. I go, "I can't, I will still actively, actually this is sick. This is sick in the head. Couple months ago, my mom sends me a dress on Instagram. She goes, "Looks like the blue and white dress." - I knew it. - Oh, she chose Violet. - Guys, we're going back 20 years. - That's what she meant when she texted you, I.P. - Like I know exactly what blue and white navy blue polka dot dress you're talking about. - Wait, you would've been so proud of me though, 'cause last week, so last week I had to shoot something. And three days before, I got one of those forehead pimples where like it's deep. Like it's coming from your soul. Yeah, it's coming from your soul. You don't even see a poor. - You pushed off an ancestor. - An ancestor. And it was funny 'cause it started at Las Culturistas where you could see it. - I thought it. - Well, there was like a shade. Like I'm like, "Is there a shade?" 'Cause it was like starting to come. And I was like, "Do I have a dent in my forehead?" 'Cause I'm like, "I don't get pimples." It's not a pimple. I start feeling this pimple and then I realize, "Oh my God, I'm shooting something really important in three days." I go on Instagram. I was lost my mind. I go on Instagram and I go, "I need a cortisone shot." Where do I get one? And the gigglers, first of all, they're like, show us a pic or-- - You put this on your story. I put on my story for like two hours. The gigglers, I'm like, "I'm in LA." Where do I get a cortisone shot? I know you people are doing it. - A cortisone shot is not for when you're in pain. - When you like, when you like, your back goes out. - Yeah, and you don't need to get, are people getting those, wait, what? Are people-- - Don't you? When you have a really bad pimple, don't you like get a shot? - Yeah, but they're injecting it with like saline, which is like salt water. So I panicked. - I was like, "Where was I?" I was like, "Out of the country, why did you call me?" It was up for like two hours. I said, "I need a cortisone shot." And everyone started sending me doctors. And it got crazy. And then I actually scheduled, like I literally scheduled. - To go to a dermatologist, to get, like, injected? - Somewhere, yeah. And then I sort of got a welcome when the morning was gone. I just put toothpaste on it. But I was fucking scared for like four hours. I was really, really crazy. I have to literally pray to St. Anthony, go to Sephora by eight different things to-- I'll never wake up the next morning and a pimple is gone. - It had its moment and then it was like, "Okay, bye, thanks for the answer story." - When I get a pimple, it's like, "Hi, we're here, we have Squatters right, so we'll be here for the next seven years." And I'm like, "It's actually illegal. I've done so much to this home, like, to perfect it. You can't just move in." - My pimples come in, they go, "Oh, we actually were at the wrong party. Thank you, don't want to be here." This is, your pimples are like, "Wait, it's actually like. " No, it's worse here than wherever I was. I want to go back. Your pimples come in and they go, "Oh, she takes care of us, we're doing masks. We're getting consultations." My pimples come, they go, "This is gross, I'm leaving." - Like, I think it's crazy that I've never had lice before. I'm like, "My hair's so clean." It's like, they could move so wetly. - You didn't have lice? Did you not have a childhood? - And I've never won, even crazier than that. - Have you had chicken pox? - I had chicken pox. - Okay, thank you. - Even crazier than that. I don't remember lice ever even being a thing in my middle school. Like, I could not tell you one person that ever had lice. - Maybe because it was so cold upstate. - Actually, that doesn't sound wrong. - But, like, doesn't stop. - I put margarine in our hair. It was actually so fun. Getting lice was like, whenever one gets braces. Like, you were like, "I got it, did you not get lice?" - Never had it. - I don't even remember getting, like, checked for lice in middle school. - I was always getting checked for lice. Everyone had lice every three seconds. And they put margarine in your hair. That she was really fun. - Like, I didn't hear about lice. I'm not kidding. 'Til I moved to New York City, had my first job and my boss's, like, children had it. I was like, people were getting lice like that. - You're like, "I thought that was for a feral animal." - I was like, "What is it?" 1685 - What are you doing down here? I was like, what are you talking about? That going to camp every summer, and I was like, guys, I don't know what's going on. (laughing) I'm like, that's what you got, Lice, you're all like camp every summer. What are you stay home? Stay home with your mom, and you look at life. - Wait, I was just talking to my mom about this. My parents sent my brother to camp once, and it was like a sports camp, 'cause like I was going to sports camp. My brother was like, I don't wanna go to sports camp, you're like, you're a love it. The camp had to call my parents, 'cause apparently you write letters home, but like the camp reads all the letters, just like make sure there's nothing weird happening. The camp had to call my parents to be like, hey, just letting you know, you're son, it wrote a really dramatic letter. (laughing) - What did he say? - 'Cause my brother, like, doesn't fuck around. Like he was like, I'm having the worst time I've ever had. Get me the fuck out of this place, whatever. By the time it got to my parents, he was already having a good time, he made friends, but they were like, he's. - Dear Lenore, count your fucking days. - No, he lit up your little ass in that fucking car. Come get me. - And they were like, we swear he's made a friend since, and he's having the best time, but in the three days that the took for it to get to you. - Why do you feel like Daniel has like a quill and angst? - He's like, he has a feather. He's like, dear former family, I scoff at the thought of you guys. - He literally was like, I will never see you again, and I've never spec for you in any of your morals and how dare you do this to me. - I was not your son, good bye. No, that's crazy. I had a bad, Stephanie went to camp all through, like middle school and high school, and she fucking loved that. - Yes, some people will, you ever see someone who's like, that's my camp friends, and I'm like, oh, you guys have been through some shit. - Now that I think about it, I used to bully Stephanie about her camp friends all the time, and like it was out of pure jealousy of just like, so you think you're closer to your camp friends? - Yeah, 'cause they're like, they've kayaked and stuff. Like that's like a bottle of bonding that you'll-- - How can I compete with that? - Yeah, and they like, smores. - That is. I'm like, you guys have friendship bracelets, Stephanie. I can't, our bonding was like a pregnancy test in the McDonald's bathroom junior year. It's like, oh, we weren't hugging trees. - What? - We had things to do. It's called dry gagging. What's it when you like camped? - Dry heaving. - Dry heaving. I was dry heaving in a sonic. Sorry, that's my pretend suburban life. - Okay. - Oh god, anyway, you guys stream, then my business on Hulu, and then if you love me, stream it again. Put it on twice. I think twice will be what will make me happy, and love you guys forever. Thank you for giggling with us, and I hope you guys giggle so fucking hard, the special, and have the best weekend ever. - See ya. - Bye. (upbeat music)