Giggling about handshakes, bandwagons, and New Yorkers

(upbeat music) - Sup, Giggler? - Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. - Man, if that's shit, we can't be mad at each other. (laughing) - I'm in the day, just got away from me. - Okay, we're doing a social experiment. This morning, we're recording "Gaglic Squad" at 8 a.m. Just, just for fun to see what would happen. - I packed a whole outfit to look cute and then I walked in and they go, "Not the vibe." (laughing) - You're literally my mom, you go, "So you didn't clean." I cleaned for 30 minutes. - I got this new maroon top that's leather on the top and then it has, it's not the vibe. - It's not the vibe. - It's on the bottom and I have white jeans. - This apartment has never seen a fringe. - And I go, "You know what? "I'm gonna stay in when I'm wearing." - So we're sitting on my couch 'cause Paige has a pants, it's a whole thing. - It's a whole thing. - It's a whole thing and it's a whole thing. First of all, Nick's just lost. That's why I'm wearing black. My black mixture. (laughing) And but last night, poor Grace. Grace had a whole day with me. We didn't Seth Meyers. We were running around. - I feel like I'm gonna turn and look at you. - I'm uncomfortable. (laughing) - Good thing you're wearing sunglasses. - Yeah, okay. So she, I basically after Seth Meyers was like, "What are you doing for the next game?" And she's like, "I don't know. "I'm like, okay, I'm gonna come over and hang out." - Yeah. - And I forget that I'm her boss 'cause I'm like, maybe she's had a whole day with me. - Right. She has someone who are like, "Boss coming over." - Yeah. - So I come in at like 8.30, jump on the couch with her. I mean, these are face-timing you. (laughing) So her boss comes over. - I'm in shock in all that you guys are hanging out. - We're literally on a sleepover. - Yeah. - I order pizza and then me and you are loudly face-timing. And Grace is just sitting there like, "Can I have a day?" (laughing) - Can I have a minute in my own home at 10 p.m.? - Like for a second, I'm like, maybe she doesn't wanna feel like me and you are. - At one point, when we were on the phone, I was gonna ask Grace to look something up for me and then I go and then in my head, I was like, "No, it's 10 p.m. "and she's on her own couch." Like, I'm not gonna ask her a favor right now. - I actually wanted her to look up what the weather was gonna be like today for my outfit that I didn't end up wearing. - Wait, my favorite thing is waking up and like asking my mom what the weather is. And I asked Dez and he goes, "Look it up." And I'm like, "You've been up since 6 a.m." - Yeah, just tell me what the weather is. - Tell me what the weather is. - Also, you can look at the weather app but you don't really know the vibe. - It does, I go to my window every day. I look at the girls on the street. I go, "Are they in jacket or just long sleeve shirts? "Are they in short sleeve shirts?" - The light jacket? - The light jacket? - I can tell you. - Is it a caprice? - And you don't, I never look at the men because their temperature is not. - So if I see a girl in a workout outfit plus a hoodie, it's a little chilly out. - Wait, I have to say something about the next. 'Cause I'm not saying anything negative about the next. Like I'm so proud of them. I really hope it's their time. - The Instagram videos of all the guys outside. I can't do it. I actually can't do it anymore. - Someone goes, "This is their ever's tour." Like all the men are outside MSG together, like chanting and singing. Literally just kiss because they're like fighting each other. They like want a hug. - They want a kiss. - They want a hug so bad, but they're like, they like are doing it in like a beat up way. And I'm like, just hug. - So the best part about it is Paige keeps now has Nick's on her algorithm. And she's realizing that, I guess who's commenting on all of these videos. - It's crazy. Every time I look at my comments and I see your name, I'm like, "Go next." - I'm laughing. But like I saw a video last night when they lost and the streets were crazy. And I'm like, "Women are emotional. "What do you talk?" You just beat up a guy for wearing a jersey that you don't, for wearing an outfit you don't like. You beat up a man for wearing an outfit. You don't like the word the problem. - We're wearing a guy's name that you don't like 'cause you don't like that guy. - He's like, "That guy's wearing black and gray "and we're not wearing black and gray tonight." It's like, "Okay, Regina." - No, but talk about me. You know, literally talk about me and girls. They're like, "I don't like the guys you support." I'm so obsessed with it, but I'm also like, now I'm nervous for them 'cause the nicks have been so bad for so long and now they're like supposed to win and I'm like, "Don't put that on these guys." - My first thought last night was, did any of them pop a beta before they came out tonight? Because what if they're so nervous? I'm like the pressure. - I know. But the gigglers were funny. There were some spurs fans, obviously, who are gigglers. And this is a safe space for you guys. - So where are they even from? - San Antonio. - We've been there. - Yes. - Remember? - No, you don't remember. - I don't. - It was a dark time. - The only thing I know about this spurs is that Yvonne Goury is ex-husband usable. - Sony Parker, and he's French. - And he-- - This is like a hot French guy. - And he cheated on her wallst. I think he was still, that's the only thing I know about this spurs. - An athlete cheated. - Yeah. - My Nana was visiting Grace last week while I was traveling. Everyone's just hanging with Grace. - Grace is like, look, she left her family. She left her family, and sometimes I'm like, do you want to rent a grandma? - So I was like, Nana, go visit Grace. - Calls Grace and goes, I made Pesto. Do you know what Pesto is? - She's like, your fair skin, you have blue eyes so you probably don't know Marinara. - I don't know what to scare her like. - Did they know what Linkweamy is? But she literally said, do you know what Pesto is? - Yeah, I've had a baby clam. Ever, do they have those in your-- You guys like seafood in North Carolina. You've had a baby clam. - You ever put a breadcrumb on the baby clam? (laughing) - A little olive oil on a clam. - We call it a clam's casinos. We might call it something else. - Where you're from? - And then you take the bread and you soak it. - Wait, so Nana literally, you was like rent a grandma? - Yeah. - You know when you just missed your grandparents and I was like, well, we're so about my grandpa anyway. So then she visited and I was like, ask them about Brooklyn in the 30s or whenever, ask them what you were getting there. - What, she didn't know that? - I said, ask Nana about the apartment you were in. - You made her write biography. - But old people love talking about it. And it's like, never get to hear history from the horse's mouth. - Yeah, her story. - So that was fun. Oh, one last next thing. So I took my dad to a practice. I was not the game yesterday. I took him to a practice and we're in the hallway and I see Fat Joe. - Mm-hmm. - Sorry. - I know that's his name, but that sounds like a name that we named and named like my old situation. I'm like, I make my birth Fat Joe. - No, that's the guy on hinge in my phone that I'm like, please don't text him again. So I see Fat Joe coming towards me. And this is a New York, it's like healed right now. Like New York people in the streets. - Yeah, like saying, good morning. - One of my girlfriends was on the bus with Fat Joe and Timothy Shalvey. I was like, oh yeah. - Where are you? - Oh yeah. - Are you kidnapped? Are you getting trapped? - She was wearing a bandana as a shirt. I go, what is happening? - Alexa. - And I was walking on the street two days ago, mills a day, and people are just yelling go next. - Yeah. I'm like, this is crazy. - I made a TikTok yesterday. I was like, I don't know what the caption is, so I just did go next. - I know, I know, but I got home and I realized I was wearing a nix shirt, so that makes sense, but I didn't realize I was wearing a nix shirt at the time. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - But New Yorkers are literally like, they've never been nicer. - Wait, the other day I was getting off the airplane and I was, it was me and Joe. And some girl turned and goes, are you guys going into the game? And I didn't think she was talking to me, so I didn't say anything. And in my head I was like, what fucking game? (laughing) - I got your turn to the guy behind me, 'cause I was like, I don't know what game. - You're the game of life. - I was like, no. - But that's what college is like when you're at a sports school. Every Sunday it's like about the game. I was going to the game, everyone's watching the game. Everyone, if we own our lose, is affected by the game. But anyway, so I see Fat Joe and I don't buy this celebrity's, you guys know me. - Yeah. - You know me. I'm like, this girl did a TikTok where it's like, when you see a celebrity and you think you're cool because you're not speaking to them. That's literally me. I'm like, I'm so respectful right now. - Anytime I walk by Julianne Moore, anywhere in the city, I'm like, is that like a regular occurrence? - Yeah, but Julianne Moore is like, "Oh, it's not in the city." I've seen her like four times. - And she has red hair, so it's like-- - You see her. - You see her. - Yeah. - I've never said hi once, but-- - Wait, you're so cool for that? - Thank you. I've seen her, I've seen her line. - In my head, I'm like, well, one day when I'm in a movie with her, that's when I'll meet her. - Yeah. - Why force it on her now? - Right. - Why bother her dating? - Right. But I see Fat Joe and I was like, it's the next. Like, I'm saying hi to Fat Joe. But then as he's coming towards me and he's coming towards me with his click. - Yeah. - Like, he rolls with a click. - Do you think he came up with the name Fat Joe, or do you think someone was like-- - Great question. - Well, this is the thing. As he's walking towards me, I'm like, I don't feel like I should call him Fat Joe. I feel like I don't like speaking about people's bodies. So then I just go, hi Mr. Joe. - No. - But that's my move, you guys. I've done it before, it works. They love it. I did it to Rick Ross. I said hi Mr. Ross. - Wait, where did you run into Rick Ross? - Wait. - Some hamster party. DJ Khaled on the DJ Khaled, he's everywhere. >> That okay, as someone who doesn't give a fuck about sports. >> Is DJ Khaled a New Yorker? >> No, he's a Miami Heat fan. When I saw that last night on the TV I was like fake. I was like, why the hell would they let DJ Khaled sit on the court? >> No, maybe he just paid for it, but. >> No, but the Nixer have been really strict about who's on the court and what celebrities are up the Nixer. >> Yeah, you have to be like a hard boy. >> Tracey Morgan, Ben Stiller. >> Well, because also there's- >> Wait, did you see the thing that Jennifer Lopez said? >> Yeah. >> That was like- >> J-Lo? >> You're only in New Yorker if you're born here. >> This is my thing with J-Lo. She loves a villain arc. >> I actually did watch her new movie on Netflix. >> Stop moving your tongue like that. >> What? >> You were just moving your tongue. Yes, stop. >> What? >> I was talking- >> Wait, I did not- >> Yeah, am I becoming like an crazy old person who doesn't know what my limbs are doing at all times? >> Wait. >> So if I see Fat Joe, I say hi, Mr. Joe, in front of all of his friends. >> Yeah. >> And then I just go to dab him up. Pat was there. Pat saw it. And he looks at me and he just daps my ass up and then- >> Did you hug? >> No, but daps are like more intimate than hugging because we did a full secret handshake. >> Yeah. >> Do you know how to dab? >> Yeah. >> I don't lose our Hannah. >> Wait, that was really good, but your fingers are so long I got lost in it. Wait, that was really smooth. >> Actually, that's like a non-sexual thing that I find attractive. Like when guys see each other for the first time and they dab each other up. And one time I had a boyfriend- >> Who couldn't dab? >> No. >> He had never- >> Dapped anyone. Like his friends would walk in and they'd say like, hey, and I'd be like, I have to run away. >> Like none of you ever. >> There's nothing high school. So I have to go. >> There's nothing hotter than two guys who just met smoothly dabbing. >> Yeah. >> There's like dab chemistry between guys. >> They also have levels to it, like they're not c-pulling in if they don't know you. >> No. >> I think he's so- >> And then there's a snap sometimes. >> There's a snap sometimes. >> Yeah, that's like, they're real good times. >> When they snap, that's fully American, actually. >> [LAUGH] >> They do a snap. >> [LAUGH] >> Yeah. >> They love their secret handshake. So- >> So you see it went, the interaction went really well. And then he walked off and I think they were doing a podcast. And one of his podcast producers was like, my wife really loves you guys. And I was like, so I'm in with Fetcho. >> Yeah. >> Then I just almost want to start walking with this click. I was looking at my fartos. >> Yeah, Fetcho's groupies. >> Yeah. I wonder, his friends definitely don't call him like- >> Fetcho? >> Hey, Fetch. >> It's like Lady Gaga, like you don't call her Lady. >> But I think they're calling her Stephanie. >> I think they're just calling him Joe. >> Joe. >> Okay, so back to the J-Lo thing, what do you think, how many years? Or do you think you have to be born, cuz you're born New York. So you're a true New Yorker. Do you think you have to be born and raised in New York? Or do you think you have to live here for a certain amount of years? >> This is the thing. I feel like she got annoyed that people made fun of her for the orange soda thing. >> Yeah, she's on her own tour. >> Yeah, like her own revenge tour. >> She's on her revenge tour with it. >> Okay, I am a firm believer that what makes New York so beautiful is that it's a melting pot of so many different cultures that have come from so many different places and that's what makes New York so great. >> Miss USA. >> And peace, and love. >> And world peace. But I always tell people like, if you can survive New York, like you're a New Yorker. >> Mm-hm. >> His own girl on TikTok say, like the saying is like after you've lived here for 10 years, you're a New Yorker and someone was like, but there's inflation so it should be 20 years. [LAUGH] >> I think that that was good. >> I think it's like a. >> Like I think Grace is a New Yorker. >> I think there's an energy. >> You're a New Yorker when you're here and you're. >> I think if you've gotten into a physical altercation at La Guardia, you're a New Yorker. >> If you've yelled at anyone at a major airport in New York City, you're a New Yorker. >> Yeah, but I also feel like this is the thing. If I move out of New York, I'm still a New Yorker. If someone else is not from New York, moves out in New York, you're not a New Yorker anymore. >> Right, that's the biggest difference. >> I would agree with that. >> That's the biggest difference. But I always say, you come in New Yorkers, I'm going to cheer you up and spit you out. New York is crazy. There was every block is insane right now. And if you can just laugh at it and enjoy it. >> Yeah, I will say after living in New York for, what am I? >> You're of 12 years. >> You're a New Yorker. >> 11 or 12 years. Going anywhere else and being there for longer than a week, you're kind of like, what do you guys do? >> What do you guys do every day? >> Like there's so much energy in New York that isn't in other places. >> It's so overstimulating. >> Any other place is so much slower and it's like, wow, this is how you guys live every day? >> Well, I understand why people think New Yorkers are assholes because every block, something's happening on that block that would be headline local news. >> But it's not always mean, like I've been to the country where people have been way meaner to me in the middle of the street. >> Yeah, New Yorkers are in New York. >> New Yorkers are, you just cannot talk to every single person because every single person's having like the craziest thing happened in their life in that moment. >> But if you walk down the street anywhere in New York and you're like, with the time, like someone is responding to you. >> Yeah, you can just yell it and someone will respond. >> Also, there's such a freedom that you can just cry and no one cares. >> And you can wear whatever you want because no one knows where you're going or where you're coming from. >> That is so rude. >> So you could have been coming from a gala, they don't know? >> I think there's some places where everyone's wearing the exact same outfit doing the exact same thing. 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Wait, British people in New Jersey makes me laugh so much. Anyone in New Jersey makes me laugh. Italians in New Jersey, they're going to like fight with the American Italians. They change like all the Airbnb rules, like now everyone's Airbnb in their house. Wow. I'm nervous about that. I'm just confused. Like, met life is such a man because like, they're like, "Yeah, like we can do it like wool host shit." And it's like, "Okay, like we're going to come, we're going to be done this before." Yeah. Like we're going to go to Met Life's house this weekend. Like, did you get all the necessary drinks and like food and Met Life's kind of like, "Yeah, we'll figure it out when you get here." And it's like, "Okay, well, there's nowhere to park." I love that you're in all the New Jersey neighborhood, like drama. Are you going to tell? I'm going to be a New Jersey housewife. No. I started watching Rhode Island. Their accent is a combination of New York and Boston. I do also love-- Don't tell love Island. I'll blow their mind. Don't tell love Island where Rhode Island is, they'll freak out. I can't get myself to watch love Island. I saw that intro. That was kind of catchy. What was the intro? What's with the music video that they do for the intro? They go, "Oh, yeah, that's it." They go like this with their arms. See if I'm Ariana, I'm getting that taken out of my contract. But she loves singing and dancing. Oh, she does. But like, if someone said we're doing a music video before, I'm like, no. Are the people getting in a huge fight and crying? And then they're like, hey, we have to actually shoot the intro right now. You know how reality TV works. You know they just, like, someone just gone to fight. And they were like, now we're doing the intro. Well, no, because it's real time. Oh. Wait, did you watch it? The intro? I just see it on my TikTok and it's really fun. Where the contestants in together, like-- It was like separate. Then they shoot it separately. And then one girl was doing splits the whole time. And I'm like, that would have been me if I knew how to do a split. I think God you don't know how to do a split. Think that would have excited you and ruined our friendship. No, for sure. I'd be in a split right now. Yeah. It's being split. - I would end every sentence with a spoiler period. - That period. - Also. - Do you see Duolipa's wedding? - You loved it. - I love her, I'm obsessed with her. 'Cause I love people where I'm like, that's not a real person. That's not a real person. That's not a real life story. You're telling me they met reading the same book? - Yeah. - Come on. - Yeah. - Come on. - Did see some TikTok drama? - I'm lucky if a guy, like. - Can read a text. - I can't even think of something. - What's he seeing? - My mom is so low at 33. (laughs) Reading the same book and they were on the same chapter and he said to her, I guess we're on the same page. - Shot. - No, that was a problem. - I was a publicist, put that together. - I think that romantic stuff doesn't happen to me because I would be like. - Wait. - Like if a guy was sitting next to me and we were reading the same book and he was like, "Ha ha, we're on the same page." I'd be like, "Get away from me." - Not to put Grace on blast for the third time on this podcast. But we love her dating stories and I'm not gonna get into detail of it. - Yeah, I'm not gonna say anything. - We went on this like horrible date and at the end he said one of the funniest things I've ever heard. He just goes, "After a horrible date like the worst shit "you can imagine," he looks at her and he goes, "we're gonna make history together." - And I think that's how I'm gonna end every phone call from now on. Like how do you not call the police after that? Like history, am I gonna be in a Netflix doc? We're like, I'm fucking, my skin is hanging in a basement. Like what do you mean we're making history together? - We're calling from now on, that's how, I'm changing my signature and my email. (laughing) Like that is. - We're gonna make history. - He also told her, "My dad is paying for this." Which, looking, I'm like, at least I know where the source is coming from, at least I'm on his chin. - He said I don't have to dig for info. - Yeah, okay, update. Secret lives of Mormons, yeah. So as you guys know, Paige put on a season three, were you on season three? - Who knows? - Who knows? But I was like, okay, I'll just start from season three. - You watched it in like a crazy format. - A crazy format. Because I felt like if I watched it this way I wasn't actually watching it. - Yeah, you're tricking yourself, isn't it? - So I was like, I'll watch, I'll finish watching what Paige put on. - Right, and then I was like, well that doesn't make sense so I'm gonna go to the season before that. - Yeah. - So I finally, last night was like, okay, none of this makes sense 'cause I'm watching it in reverse. - Let me go to season one. - Let's just watch season one, episode one. But I finally committed, I needed like right Whitney Levitt, a handwritten note. Also, Demi is so hard to say. I wanna say Demi's so bad. But I think you can. - I respect your culture. - Yeah. - No one was mad at Demi at all in the first season. - Yeah. - No, because they hated Whitney so much and then it like immediately flipped off. No, it's some of the best reality TV. - And but the edit is so clear to me. Like there's this moment where you could tell Whitney has a reason she doesn't like Taylor. And you're allowed to like be her and not like someone. - Well, because Whitney really, she's not fake. Because they are all Mormon and a lot of them are married and like love their husbands. Whitney I think takes her marriage, not even like the religion aspect. I think she takes her marriage, the most serious, of like all the other girls. - Other girls are like I will divorce tomorrow if you let me. - Yeah, which I, like I love that too. - I love that too. - But like I feel like she, her and her husband, I feel like they really do love each other. - This is a thing with reality TV too, is you have to be fake to make it work. - Totally. - Well Whitney, she's like, you told everyone that me and my husband were swinging. He also was cheating on me. She opens up and tells everyone. And I'm not saying anyone's good or evil or to root for when you want. I'm just, when I was watching it, I was like, Whitney's also a performer. So you could tell that she was giving them stuff. Like even the fruity pebbles thing, you could tell the producers were like, this will be a great scene. We don't have anything going on tonight. Can you just put this together? She'll think it's funny. - She would do anything. - She didn't do anything that you, you could tell it was like for TV. And then when there was nothing life-ruining. - Also, you know, with the episode starts and Taylor Frankie Paul is like, I just hope that all my friends show up to this baby shower even though I haven't seen them all in a year. And last time they saw me, I was getting arrested. But I hope they all come to support me. And every three seconds, I hope all my friends are gonna be there. I hope all my friends are gonna be there. You know that the producers told Whitney, like some people are coming somewhere, like whatever you don't have to go. - Yeah. - So then the whole thing becomes how horrible Whitney is. And when he's like, I haven't talked her in a year. That's weird. - Yeah. - And that's totally that, like-- - Wait, you're just supposed to show up with a baby trunk at a baby shower, you don't really want to go to? - Which you don't really want to go to? (laughing) I'm like, I don't even want to be here. Look at how my baby's the best. - Oh, it is cool. (laughing) - And now only thing. - And then there's a scene where Whitney and Taylor finally have their talk to like work it out. And as someone who understands a little how the sausage is made, you can tell that the conversation's going too well. - Like they're getting along. - They're getting, like they're understanding each other. Like Taylor's like, I understand I hurt you and I'm sorry. And when he's like, thank you for listening. Like, and then they're like, Demi, go fuck that shit up. Like Demi runs in and then just starts yelling at Whitney. And I'm like, Whitney and Taylor, it was working too good. And producers were like, we gotta create a fight. - How is there not a scripted show about reality show? - Unreal, it's like the one show. - Yeah, but that's almost like, they made that show so serious. Like that show isn't funny. - Yeah, yeah, and it is, there's a definitely funness to it. - Yeah, there's a funniness to thinking about like all these people sitting, 'cause they do, sitting around like a boardroom and being like, what's gonna really piss her off this summer? - Yeah. - So it's gonna really grind her gears? - Yeah. - So but then also the fact that like Whitney just kept crying and like feeling misunderstood and like running away. Like the fact that people saw that and were like, fuck her, she's evil. It's just, the masses can be asses. You heard it here first. The masses can be asses. - Well yeah, also like, there's something really dark that people that you don't know have the power to like change your reputation from year to year. Like Whitney went from the most hated to then like, okay, semi-hated to them the most loved. - And she's the same person. - And she's the same person throughout the whole thing. - But also, that's like really mental? - I didn't watch season two. She definitely stopped talking, right? - I'm a little bit, yeah. She was like, cool. I guess I'm not gonna like-- - I guess every time I talk it's gonna be a thing. So I'm gonna stop talking. - So it's really, there's like such a lack of critical thinking skills from a lot of people. - But yeah, I love revisiting things that in the moment it was everyone jumped on the bandwagon. I hate a bandwagon. - Yeah, you do. - Second I see it, I can't support the bandwagon. Like I don't even know what happened and I'm like, I don't like this bandwagon. And but people, it's like when people see a line outside and they're like, it must be good. I'm gonna wait in that line. - Well, those are psychotic people. - I believe the line. - I believe that I've ever met someone that's waited a lot in like that. - Next time you see a bandwagon or a line, think twice, okay? That's how we're gonna-- - Wait, I have a question for you because this came up in just like my daily life last night and then I was like, oh, I wonder what Hannah does. How do you organize like your day, like your to-do list for the day? - I have a note tap. That says shit to do. - Like the iPhone notes app? Or you have a separate note tap, okay? And you do have like a, an everyday one? - I have, like this is it to-do list. And it's like-- - Is that just for today? - It's like my life one that I'm like, 'cause every day I try to get it down to zero. - Oh, wow. - But the truth is-- - You try and get that list down to zero. How many things are on that list right now? - So I have four like things. These are like work things that aren't, don't need to get done. - What's like your life? - Oh yeah, then there's a to-do now. - Oh my God. - Different from the other to-do. - Yeah. - That's a long to-do, then you have like a immediate to-do. - I've actually got, honestly, 'cause my specials out, I'm kind of living like, fuck my day to day. I'm like, we just gotta focus on the special right now. - Okay. - But my to-do list on my phone runs my life. - How do you know what, like, what, how do you do your calendar? - My calendar also-- - How long are you using? - Do you know what does, doesn't use a calendar? On his phone? - No. - I apologize, evo's mad, he's not a boomer. He's a Gen X, I apologize. It just boomers way funnier to say. - Oh my God, that's giving, I'm not Gen Z. I'm-- - Shut up. (laughing) - Hi, it's-- - No, people were like, your husband's not a boomer. And I was like, he's my husband, I'll talk shit when I want to. (laughing) - But I'm-- - Whatever, both of them. - He just did a housing crisis. So does it really matter? - I said, you don't use your Google calendar. And he's like, I'm like, how do you know what's happening? Two weeks from now, and he points to his head. That's how people used to do stuff back then though. - No, people always had calendars, even though it wasn't in their home. - He's not, I don't know how he does anything. - If I don't write a doubt, it doesn't happen. - It's not happening. I have my calendar. - My calendar runs everything. But my problem is if I don't look at it in the morning, like I'm fucked. - Okay, my notes app is also, I treated it as like a manifestation. So like, so I don't know. - I don't have it, doesn't say to-do list. It says, I get to. Like, I get to do this, isn't that? - Who told you to do that? - I'd made it up in my head. - Did you really? - Yeah, and then each day I have it like my schedule and then my to-do list. Someone DM me and said, I think you might be a little OCD and I said, mm, let me look and do it. - See that's on your list too. - So we think I, I think I-- - I get to B-O-C-D. - I think I could be slightly a little OCD. - Well, look, not to overanalyze, but- - That's, we've made a whole career, but please. - I actually have been getting less and less anxious. Like, I socialized all weekend and I didn't get a buck. - But this is the thing with OCD. It's of, it all is combined. So like, you can get OCD 'cause you're trying to control the future, which is a symptom of anxiety. Like, I would be OCD when I had a tennis match. I would have to like, do all these, like anything I didn't want to do, I'd make myself do. Or like someone would like drop trash, like across the street. And I'd be like, I'm gonna go pick that up because I'll win my match if I do. Like I would like do-- - That's almost like a superstitious. - It was superstitious, but like if I didn't do it, I'd feel like, ugh. - Interesting. Do you get that when you are gonna do your special? - I get a little freaky like right before a big event where I'm just like-- - Where you have to do random tasks? - I just like, sometimes I'll do things I don't want to do 'cause I think it's good karma. - Something a man's never said. Sometimes I do things I don't want to do. I've never, they've never done that. Yeah, I get that. - But anyway, I get to, I get to do stuff. - I get to and I think that's a really beautiful. - Do you know if you started a book called I Get To? You could be Mel Robbins. - Actually, she's gonna steal it. - She's ready, isn't it? - The new-- - I get to. - Let them is, I get to. I get to be annoyed today, like I get to be-- - I get to be pissed off. - Yeah. - I get to be irritated. - Like this morning I was like anxious and then I was like, why? I get to like go hang out with my friend in her dirty apartment on her couch. - Yeah. - Which just be myself. - You loves loving it up with me. You love it because I can, there's no pressure. - My dad visited me yesterday and we ate Chinese food and then he started cleaning it up and I was like, hey, hey. It's a cool chill here. - I don't have to do that here. I go and mom's not here. - Mom's out for the night. - The parents are away. - The kids will play. - You are the definition of that at 34. You're like, I was like, no parents here. - You can leave the plates in the sink forever. - And my dad looks at me like, this is fucking awesome. - No, you're just like, wait, seriously? - I was like, we could drink as many sodas as you want. But my dad, when I actually went out slow with my dad, he'd be like, let's get ice cream, don't tell mom. - Yeah. - Would your dad do that stuff ever? - No. (laughing) - He was really scared of her. - No, my dad's scared of my mom. - The only time that's ever happened is one time my dad took me to the gas station and they behind the thing, they had these like light up belly button rings. And I was like, dad. (laughing) I don't get that light up belly button ring. Like I think I'll die. And I was like, eight. And he was like, totally. And so he buys me this light up belly button ring and I go home and I'm like, I put it in my belly button. - Just fake one. - Yeah, obviously. It's like this little like button thing that you like clicked and it like was all these colors and you put it in. - I'm believing in the gas station. - And my mom took one look at it and she was like, what the fuck is that? She was so mad at my dad. She told, she's like, that's a gateway drug. - She was like, no, she's on a pole. - Yeah. - Literally, she was like, you're never, I could never pierce my belly button. I still think about it all the time. - Do you remember when girls were piercing their belly button? - Yeah, it's actually like really upsetting to me. - I'd never cross my desk. I was like that owl. - I think I cried about it at like 17. I'm like, please let me get a piece of my purse. - Don't pierce their lips. Do you remember the girls were piercing their lip? - No, you are a real New Yorker because in New York girls, they had crazy piercings. - One time I did buy like a fake tongue ring. - 'Cause you're a freak. - Yeah, and I loved it. But like I was like, I'm gonna choke and die. - True. - 'Cause it was like a suction cup. - Yeah, I weren't like to one night out and I was like, it's not my am. Like I wanna be her, but it's just like it's not my am. No girls would have like one lip ring and it looked so uncomfortable. I was like, how do you speak? How do you do anything? But it was like they committed to the bit. - You know what I never liked? Like I didn't mind a nose ring, but I never understood when girls would get like their eyebrow pierced. Like that always freaked me out. I was like, oh, you're mischievous. - You're cool. - Yeah, like you do, you stay out. - Do you know I was your now? - Yeah, I was 22. - What? - I would shave part of my eyebrow. Like a line of my eyebrow. - Why? - Why do you have to be 22? (laughing) - You get to. (laughing) - You get to be any age you want. - You totally do. You could be any age you want. - We are of the age where now like, I'll put it out for it and I'm like, it's a little too young for me. - I know, same. - Which is weird. - I went to a club on Friday night and I was and I put an outfit on and I was like, no, I can't wear that to a club. - What'd you wear? - I wore sheer. (laughing) I wore sheer. Wait, I didn't even tell you this. You know, you saw my TikTok? - Yeah. - Oh, wait, no. You were waiting to announce that you're one of them. - I'm one of them in the week. - Can you, I actually saw it and I was like, I'm saving it. Tell me in depth, like details. - I have these black sheer capris from Magda Bootrum. But they're like regular pants. Like they have like a zipper and like a button, but they're completely sheer. And they give you these like black granny panties to like basically wear with them. - Perfect. - I lost the underwear that goes with the pants. And I was like-- - Maybe you could have instacarded underpants. - It didn't even cross my mind because I had to leave in like 20 minutes. - Got it. - So I was like, okay, I-- - And I wasn't there at the time. - And-- - 'Cause I would have given you options. - I didn't have any black bathing suit bottoms that were like full coverage. - It's the fact you don't have one granny panty like around. - I don't own one thing that covers my ass. (laughing) - You don't have any bikinis like over your butt. - No, who makes them? - I've never seen one, it's never crossed my desk. I've never seen one. All my underwear, even my period underwear. Sheik, sexy, lace, lace, lace. Like, they're gorgeous. - You so-- - And I'm like, what the fuck am I gonna do? I have one pair of like Victoria's secret words. Like a thick band, but it's still a thong. But it's like cheeky kind of. So I put them on and I'm like, no, my whole asshole is still out. - I take another pair of underwear and you know how like a thong, obviously, the front is more coverage. So I flipped it around. So then I had two pairs of underwear on. - So you are basically thonging yourself from the front and that. - It's like, you know what I mean? (laughing) - Yeah. - Kill a team of yours. - My vagina. I'm like, don't worry, it'll just be a couple hours. (laughing) - If there was any time, any time I was gonna get a UTI, it was in that moment 'cause I'm like, soap my vagina's like suffocating. - You get to have a UTI? - I get to have a one. (laughing) - And there's some girls out there that don't even have a vagina and they'd love a UTI. - Wait, that's incredible. - Yeah, so I was like so proud of myself. So I wore a sheer caprice and it's like gold top and I loved my outfit. - Do you know that? - When someone comes over to give me a spray tan, I don't have a thong. - Well like I do have a thong, but- - Wait, the only thong I have is like a lace thong that I've never worn, but I have for emergencies. I'm not wearing a lace thong to get spray tan. So I wear my granny panties and then I just crunch it in my butt like I give myself a wedgie and I go, go for it. - Wait, Hannah, I'm going naked. - I'm not going naked. I have, first of all, I have a family. - Wait. Wait, I don't go naked. - Am I weird for going naked? - Yeah. - I'm labia out, she's like, kick your leg out and like, for sure girl. Dude, I'm naked even if I am my period. I've got a tampon in there. - I'm just hanging out. - It's two girls, she's spray tanning me. We know what we're here for. - No, I'm not trying to impress anyone. - I'm a prude. I'm like, also, I'm like this girl's had a day. She doesn't need to see my labia. - I mean, I do think when they're like turn around and bend, I'm like, this is a little uncomfortable. - Also, it's like you just met them. I'm like, let's go to his first base first. Like second base, maybe like over time, I'll be like, I'm ready to take my underwear. - Okay, it's like, it doesn't even cross my mind. I'm like, yeah. - When you go to a massage, do you take it off? - No. - Well, no, no. Some people do. - Take their underwear off during a massage. - Yeah, 'cause they're like, I don't want to wedgy when they're like doing it. Oh, but you have a massage. - No, because they're put, there's no way. - Are you a thong and a massage? - Yeah, because sometimes you have to take one leg out. So how are they doing no underwear? - Well, then they put them-- - And I do like a guy, masseuse. - Sue me, but their hands are bigger. And I dare I say they are stronger. - Don't come for me. I do prefer a male masseuse. - I want a gay male masseuse. - I don't care because the first time I ever had a guy, masseuse, I literally don't know. stopped and I was like, wait, it's so much better when your whole hand is on my whole neck. Like, it feels different, honestly. Okay, everyone I'm trying to say. Every female masseuse, I was also saying female, this just turned us into a red pill podcast, but every woman masseuse is listening. They've trained their whole lives with art form and you're like, I want a man. I know. I think I'm part of the problem. I get it. Look, I think it's someone or someone or bad. I don't want them to be good looking because I don't want to feel like I'm like on a date. No, absolutely not. I've never looked them in. We're gonna be good looking. Be like really good looking where I'm like, okay, this is fun. But if they're like just like normal good looking, I'm like, I don't want it. I have to leave. I think there are any women out here getting like happy endings out of massage. Yeah. Like where? Do you think it's like really upscale places that you would like never think or do you think it's like country clubs? I always think it's country clubs. Women are doing it and I need them to start. I need like a secret anonymous board where they're writing where they're doing it because they just want to know what's the vibe. Wait, I never told you this story, but I went to a place that was CD once because you know me. I'm getting a good one. You'll go anyway. I'm getting a group on. A foot massage, $15. Hell yeah, you're there. At one point in the beginning of the massage, because in my head and the back of my head, I'm like, is this a place where like a Robin Tug? I don't know. Yeah. At one point in the beginning, she says, your body's really sexy. So the entire massage, I can't relax, I can't relax because I'm like, she's going to give me a happy ending. The entire time, every time she tells me to do something, I'm like, and that's when they stick it in. Like the whole time I'm in my head, like I can't enjoy it at all, I'm freaking out because you know I'm approved. So I'm freaking out. And then I would have left, I would have been freaking out. But then at the end, she's like, thank you, and then I'm like, am I the creep? Maybe she didn't say sexy, maybe she said sexy. I think, I don't know what happened, but I think I was like sweating at one point and she's like, get out. Like I was so scared, but isn't it funny if like she never was going to do it and the whole time I thought she was? Oh, my God. But then part of me, then like, it's a full hour. So then a quarter way through, I was like, I could do this, like just do it, do it with the story. People don't talk about these enough. Like, they're out there. They exist. Like, there's definitely like five, well, a street over in New York City. Like, I do feel like I'm better doing it, the girl should be doing it. It's just like harder for women because you have to like mentally be present. But this is the thing you get to. No, you get to have a happy ending. You get to. Yeah. I think in like, hopefully in like 20 years, the way you go to get a facial, you can just go and get a couple orgasms. No, I don't want to do that. And that's your Catholic guilt. Is that it? Yeah. Yeah. I think that's bad. That's naughty. No, it's not if people orgasm more, they'd be, I literally was googling. I'm like, has Layla from more and more wives had an orgasm yet because it's been three seasons. Has she? No. She's kids. Apparently she has. Oh, she has. I do think like everyone's giggling about it. And I'm like, this isn't funny. That's not a joke. No, it's not funny. No, it's not funny. Oh, actually not funny. It's not funny at all. No, it's not funny at all. She is too kids. She's too kids. She's been married before. Multiple times and not one man has given her an orgasm and they were joking like, take this toy home and she's like, I'm like, no, take literally take it and figure it out. Also her exes must be so embarrassed. Like, if any of her ex-boyfriends, I'm changing my name literally has orgasm and she just loves making all their exes look bad, like she brings a guy on and she's like, couldn't orgasm with him. That's the, that I love that, then. I love being obsessed with the show like 10 years after everyone's obsessed with it. I was just going to say it hasn't been on, and one hasn't been on in four years. And when you brought it up for the first time, I was like, oh my god, I don't care about this show. But she's asking her family if she could do like a sex toy promo, which early on in my career, I did a lot of sex toy promos because sexual wellness is important. It's part of the patriarchy to tell us that we shouldn't know our bodies and understand our bodies. And that's sexual wellness. And actually, you live longer when you have more orgasm. So anyway, I digress. Me and Grace just like, did you tell her like, you were going to start yelling out of it? By the way, do you know that there's N, Nix, NYX makeup came out with a butt mask, like for your butt, like it covers your butt cheek and it like helps whatever women- - Like it's full-liated or-- - I don't know, but like the girls are excited about it. - Like a brightening mask? - For your butt. - Yeah, like a tumouric. - Not like a tumouric mask. - Tumouric? - Tumouric, a tumouric. - A tumouric mask, like-- - Tumouric. - It's like a warrant. - Tumouric. - Oh, wait, say tumouric again. - Tumouric, tumouric. - Tumouric. - Tumouric. - Tumouric. - Sorry. - And I will be here. - It's about going by your butt. (laughing) - Wait, we go-- - We're like a hockey. - We hit someone. - We hit someone. - We hit someone. - We're like in a hockey game where when it gets, we start fighting, we then go, just let 'em fight it out. - Yeah. - Like you've never hit your brother before? Or like your little cousin? Or like you-- - No, 'cause he was younger than me. So it was like, I would get in trouble if I hit him. I think when I was like really little, I probably hit him, smacked him around a bit. I remember once I squeezed his head 'cause I couldn't hit him. I just squeezed his head. I feel like the last time I like really hit someone was my brother and I feel like I was like, I didn't know the brother. - If I had known the brother, I would beat the shit out of him. - Yeah. - Yeah, people always talk about like sisters how they fight. (laughing) - Yeah, I was still fighting too at home. I was just like, mine was way less fair. - Yeah. - Like I also feel like playing sports. I was like hitting tennis balls every day. Like I played basketball where I was like-- - You were getting your aggression out. - Yeah, like I, that's how I-- - I had to run hide hit. (laughing) - What's up, drop and roll. - Get the hit and then make sure I had a clear exit plan because then I would be fucked. (laughing) If I was planning an execution, I had to also have an exit route. - Well, shout out to Stuart Pulogen. My favorite joke she does is if you hit, if don't trust guys with sisters, 'cause it means they can hit women very easily. Like I would-- - They've hit a woman, they wanna do it again. - Like run, unplug, like any type of gaming device and then run away. - Can I ask B? - Oh my god, that's iconic though. - 'Cause I'll never recover that game. - Maybe 'cause you're just, oh, and then you run. - This is me, quick action. - I hope Taylor Swift does that to Travis Kelsey every now and then. - Wait. - MSG. - Yeah, is that if that's not real? - It's real. - I don't think so. - I have sources. - Okay, let's take a bet right now. I think that that is gonna end up being like a crazy rumor. You think that that's 100% true. - Yeah. - Where in MSG? - Great question. I mean, they're inviting like everyone they've ever met. - She's going hard, but you know what, go for her. Like she wants a wedding, she wants a moment. - Legistically though. - She does the errors toward, this is nothing for her. - No, but I'm saying like logistically, is it she's walking down, everyone's in the-- - Why is it giving Joel Olstein? - Yeah, I'm like, where are they all sitting in the stands? Or it's everyone's gonna be on the floor, she's walking down the aisle, or is she coming out from like-- - Okay, these are really good questions actually, because-- - How are they decorating MSG? - Also, is there a part of people that are just in the stands watching? And then there's people that are actually in-- - The card they're gonna take down the jerseys, 'cause like a static. - Are they gonna put it nice? - I don't think it's true. There's no way, I think that's so crazy. - Unless she's pulling a fast one. - I think it's like a big hoax. - And she wants people to be distracted, and she's just gonna be like in a backyard in Rhode Island. - That's what I think. I think it's gonna be at like a very beautiful estate that's like a couple hundred people. - No, it is, 'cause that's what you are. - Because that's what I think I should have. (laughing) - Just something low-key, but so chic you die. (laughing) - Are you still into Italy? - 200 of my closest friends. - Are you still into Italy? - Having a wedding in Italy? - Yeah. - No, because you want to know what I've heard from like a lot of girlfriends who have gotten married. They're like, you have to have an Italian wedding planner. - Oh, that's where you put the foot down. - That's her, actually. 'Cause you're like the whole time, they'll be like, "Well, don't do nothing." (laughing) They'll be in lunch, they'll be eating lunch the whole time. - They'll do nothing. They'll be like, "Actually, we're off this week, so that's crazy, so you can't trust them." - Yeah, they randomly go to church during like-- - They'd be like, "It's fine. You don't need chairs for everyone." They'd just pray to San Anthony for everything. And you're like, "No, you want to shift to call someone?" - Yeah. - By the way, our Dunkin' Refreshers are so, so good. I got the make up pineapple, obviously, with green tea. - And they got strawberry dragon fruit. - Wait, did you also see how the videos about the FIFA players, being like, wait, the American heat is like so insane. Like, they're so hot here. - Really? 'Cause Europe is super hot. - Right, and they, and we have air conditioning. - I think they just don't want to go to New Jersey. - Wow. - They're making a big scene. - A lot of things happen there. - You're making up excuses. - I am so confused why it is in New Jersey now. I just think that's like so dumb. - They do a lot of sporting events in New Jersey. - Yeah, but this is like so many fucking peep, this is like so many more people I feel like. - I've never seen you more passionate about something. - Well, because where are all these people going to start? - No, because this is - (laughs) - The traffic in New York City is gonna be so insane. - Well, it's like they're doing the Olympics in LA. - Why? (both laughing) - I hate these big group sporting events. - I know. - Like, I guess they get to though. - Yeah, they get to. They get to. You guys, lastly, we got to number one on Hulu 'cause of the giglers. - Oh hell yeah. - 'Cause of the fucking giglers. I live for the giglers, I die by the giglers, I do everything for the giglers. - Do you feel like relieved now? - I feel just so happy that I can put out something and people will watch it. - That's, yes. - That number, as an artist? - You get to, yeah. - Yeah. - Like you get to. - Wait, I didn't even mean to say it. - You get to put out art. - Like so many people put out art and they want people to see it but no one sees it. The fact that like, I have people excited to watch it and enjoy it makes me wanna cry. - It's so sweet. - Thank you, so anyone, if you guys enjoyed it, stream it again today, tell one person, a friend of me, an enemy, an ex, a lover. - Wait, imagine texting, just randomly texting your ex, being like, "Hey, we need you to watch it in person." - And don't be specific. - I think wanna do that. - I'm gonna do that. - That'll be great. He'll learn something, he'll learn something for sure. So I love you guys so much for supporting our art. - And we'll talk to you later. - Thank you, Duncan, for partnering with us. - For this episode. - So good. - Honestly, I was falling asleep. - Refreshers. (upbeat music)