Giggling about fraud, facetune, and jazz brunch

what's up gigglers gary fix the wi-fi manifest that shit we can't be managed i mean the day just got away from me hello my gargoyle gigglers we could do gargling gigglers because all i've been doing is gargling with salt water as it works it's nature's healer you actually seem like so not sick right now i'm definitely on the mend definitely mentally sick but physically you're you're glowing well i did my makeup because my mom's like you know sometimes you get on the pod and it looks like i'm like sometimes i'm like i'm being my natural self also when i see you like obviously you're beautiful but i see your aura which is black do you want to know something diabolical that joe did to me last night and like i need to raise awareness for this what do you do so like when he's supposed to be studying fancy football what do you do so i love a microwave quesadilla it's she's who i am but sometimes i want a gourmet one just a regular cheese only cheese no meat quesadilla i order one in the la crusette yeah like i'm like i need some real influence here so i order a quesadilla i open it it smells phenomenal it's just like really and he goes wow that smells really good and i go i know do you want to take a bite and as i'm biting i say do you want to take a bite and he goes and he comes over and he goes let me just smell it again smells it and he goes i can't i shouldn't as i'm eating it don't ever look at me while i'm eating something and say i really should have look you wanted to be with an athletic like fit guy this is a the the dark parts these dark arts i dropped my quesadilla i look at him and i go how much longer are you going to be like this because if it's a forever thing i i gotta make arrangements look on a first date you should have asked do you know what macros are and if he says yes you have to factor that into your decision making but like that's the thing he's not like adding protein to things he's not like telling you he is yeah that's true actually i feel like he has and you just haven't realized it do you think he has yes behind my back you said he only does like meat and rice he wouldn't dare touch rice rice is like a cheat meal he this man does no carbs no carbs he's doing meat and cheese everyone has a coping mechanism this is it could have been heroin let him eat i mean at least he'd like nap with me at least we could have a fucking because you could have a hang a post carb load hang is so euphoric but like i don't subscribe to counting calories i don't know i guess like dieting it's not an italian thing for i mean yeah there are days where i'm like okay let me eat a little bit healthier this week because i haven't had a vegetable in two weeks but i'm not like i'm never here's what it is i'm never depriving myself of a craving yeah like i wake up in the morning and i'm like oh my god i haven't had a cinnamon roll in how long i'm having a cinnamon roll later but discussion because i've said i don't want to ever date a guy who's like too picky with foods okay like i don't come over to my house i don't want to be going to like a thai restaurant and him being like i don't eat this or like yeah like we have to be eating everything and anything i wouldn't go so far as when the waiter comes and says are there allergies at the table if you have more than one we're not gonna fucking no if you have allergies at the table no grow up get an epi pen you're ruining everyone's time salt shaker epi pen literally ruining everyone's night no like put the meat to the side well the his argument to me is he eats way more than me what are you talking about he's eating more than me but i'm just eating different bad stuff like i don't think we've ever does he ever get dessert when we go out to dinner like does he ever try the dessert see i'm so consumed with myself i have to start noticing you're living with someone like you just realized it yesterday you're like there's another man eating when i eat eating for my refrigerator get out of here it comes to the point where though like it's just none of your business what he does right look i defend i'm a joe defender you are you're just i'm rooting for joe i'm just a fan i i see the vision with your relationship and i want it to come to fruition totally totally he has his own stuff going on and you want to know what i should actually look at the bright side of things because i went from like men who wanted to smash cake in my face at our wedding to joe being like we don't need a cake don't actually even bring a cake around pick your poison choose your battle choose your battle and i actually do think i'd take the ladder i dated a crazy like fitness buff that was like counting calories and stuff and it did make me feel bad about myself well i don't think people talk enough about like men also have eating disorders like if it was a girl and one of my girlfriends i'd be oh my god like i think something's going on like we need to talk but with him i was like i don't know what's happening because no one ever talks about this is the this is why they have the male loneliness epidemic they're never talking about things with each other yeah you just saying no to a quesadilla that could be super loaded and i don't know what that means is there deeper to do extra work to see if you're eating at night like do you have severe family trauma or are you just not in the mood for quesadilla turning the furbo refrigerator just to see what happens no men do have eating issues as well um as someone who's now like deep in the gym community since i launched a fitness channel um i you're jane fonda of this podcast i'm the most out of shape jane fonda there ever was but i start i'm getting these gym videos and there's a whole male like influencers of like what is it called when they become really really um wait bodybuilding bodybuilding yeah so like people are like referencing their favorite bodybuilders but these men are like i have mine arnold schwarzenegger yes yes and everyone like admires him but everyone's using steroids yeah which means they like talk openly like how their back is just like full of acne yeah how they're like angry i know what the girls are doing they're getting hyaluronic acid butt injections i have sources i have girls all the girls are getting away with saying i'm not on ozempic i'm on some this other thing i don't even know some like peptide or something okay and then they're losing so much weight and then they're getting hyaluronic butt injections is that filler i know no it's like well hyaluronic acid like when you put it on your face it's plumps something with the moisture like it makes all the moisture go to the hyaluronic acid so like the moisture in your face plumps your skin up i don't know i actually i do pay attention i do listen i do study only when it's regards to beauty in your butt it does the same thing and so it makes it like plumper now i don't know how long that lasts if they're like going oh maybe like every couple of months imagine it's the thing where all the water weight just goes to your it's essentially that your booty it's all the water will be attracted to that those places in your butt so your butt looks plumper but i don't know there's something at this point i'm like babe just use facetune like now i'm like no literally now i'm back i'm on facetune let's go old school let's go back don't inject yourself with stuff well in my brain and not that i'm a doctor or a scientist but in my girly brain i think and one slip and that gets in your bloodstream you're done you're done you know i've retired the needle and anytime they're like there's a two percent chance that you could like have sepsis i'm like that'll happen to me did you see that that like instagram clip or somewhere where someone was like the reason that giggly squad does so well is because and it was like this whole formula and i was like do we do that and then someone this that guy wait i just saw that video he's like they don't do anything this guy was laughing he's like i love all these people that think giggly squad have a strategy and he goes these bitches are just talking and they have no idea what they're talking about one of my favorite things on tiktok is when we as women take something so not serious but we speak about it in an extremely serious way yeah so like there are a lot of videos of like and this is why these influencers do better than this and they have it and i really don't believe in any of that shit i 100% agree people be like if you want to get famous do a b c and d and like if you just had to read a book or like check off a couple boxes to be successful in something everyone would be successful right like no one's making these videos well i guess like being an athlete i guess it's like kind of different but not really i'm a failed athlete i tried really hard same why would you bring that up i don't know i'm sorry no why would i bring that up you told me everybody hated my birthday wait speaking of we're going to a brunch after this are you still coming i don't know you don't know well i just need to get ready i'm going to get ready i'm going to get ready i'm going to get ready to get you informed. jazz brunch i have a lot of phlegm i'm not going i'm not going that you should have said that while i was in you texted me saying do you want to go to brunch i saw as a judge brought jazz brunch was like what i'm not lying i'm just not telling her also i wore my bathing suit in case we do the pool after i'm really not well enough yeah to see your mom and your mom's on planes and your mom's going to see the kids and i don't want to get her sick okay i love how suddenly you become sick in this moment you should have to do a whole speech about how she's so much better she's like and i hear i feel a hankering of a uti i texted you i said i'm wearing my bathing suit underneath that you just wrote left my ass off um dude doesn't anyone say that anymore what what are you saying back in text message when you're not responding but you're like haha i acknowledge that that was i do lol but no one else does sometimes i do lol or sometimes i do lol lol lol lol you're good at that or just a ha ha ha and those are all very different very different but i don't see anyone say lmao and i will forever say lmao why did you laugh do you not wear your bathing suit underneath when you go somewhere when you know you might swim no because i'm not eight years old a camera also it might look like this is an amazon bathing suit so cute that is really cute and you can wear it as a bodysuit and it might look like i have a slick back hair but really right now i'm not wearing a bodysuit and i'm not wearing a bodysuit and i'm not right now i'm hair oiling and pre to have my pre-washing i don't have the capacity for that right now so the amount of dms i got of girls being like uh my teeth hurt too when i get sick i thought it was just me and then i had the doctors come in oh yeah i actually got some of those and they said that i must have enlarged sinuses i said don't you ever say the word enlarged i was like are you fucking while my boyfriend's over here not eating cheese quesadillas now i have enlarged sinuses you fucking bitch no no they're a tiny little specimen wait do you know what makes me feel so fucking dainty and i never feel dainty yeah when i'm at the airport and i go to wash my hands and it doesn't pick up on my hands and you're like oh my god am i just too tiny for this nothing to do with food or like no because then i'm looking at everyone else and it's working i'm like oh no i'm too little i'm invisible i'm frail i'm like again i'm like moving it all around i'm like oh i'm just i'm so you can't even see me yeah no i like that too but also do do you feel or is it just me where like every time i go the automatic water doesn't work like i always pick the one that doesn't work yeah and i'm not a fan i saw one video one time that said like the automatic air is like rancid or something just like it was it's basically it was like it's just blowing bacteria at you so now those freak me out so i'm like bring back an old school paper towel i was just laughing at my bidet experience because i realized like because i didn't know there was a stop button you guys i kept just pressing it again and it was becoming more powerful and i almost catapulted myself out of the toilet oh i wish bidets were more like an american thing i know like every home and it came with a bidet there was a company called tushy they might still be around but they were like they gave you an attachment yeah but like i didn't have a boyfriend at the time to attach it i feel like that and i didn't know you like that yeah because you would have come over with your pink drill a hundred percent a full matching drill always i'm i don't know how people don't have a toolbox at home like i'm always whipping out my measuring tape like i have to because i'm a quitter something i'm a quitter anything that is like longer than a the other day i had to measure the wall for something i go hold on let me get my measuring tape oh god um oh also speaking of what we're wearing the hallway out here to get to the studio squeaky because i wear these shoes all the time they're not squeaky oh you just pulled up a rubber wheel he's right those are quite literally literally those look like the sandals you get in the hospital when they're like and now it's time to shower and you're like both my legs are broken like that is an insane shoe to just to gaslight the fuck out of us are you kidding someone check the floor because my shoes are speaking pull that pull that baby back up it's like this is oh i've never even the producers are like can you not put your dirty squeaky shoe part of a razor scooter this is the nicest stretch i've had in years yeah that actually looks good that feels nice that looks like it feels my mom made me go to pilates two times in a row she's a military operation no i hate when they do that i hate she leaves today thank god no she's someone though that like is genuinely healthy she's a healthy human and like eats normal health things without being like a psychopath about it we should get joe to spend a week with her she would fix them oh they would get on the amount of walks those two would go they'd walk a marathon well i said we didn't talk about the marathon oh yeah i don't it's not my business wait we didn't talk about grace side texting me saying you should run the marathon next year grace thompson grace grace battle thompson i said after the montcala girl passed away no i know no you're not running i'm not running the i said grace no for all we know my wait i didn't know that the marathon the term marathon i don't know why i put it in quotes the word allegedly you know those marathon people did you know that the story of a marathon started in greece like however fucking many years ago because they would like send messages back and forth to towns and the town of marathon was like 26.2 miles away from this other town and the guy that was running the messages back and forth ran it and died so then they started like doing marathons it would be so funny if that was a fake tiktok you're just repeating no that's i think it's a real thing and the guy died and the guy died i mean this would be back in like 1342 like i died from natural causes years later no he died like after he delivered the message and then he died and they go like i just found my new hobby i want to put grace on full blast right now because i need to find the text no that's insane and i don't subscribe to marathon running well it's bad for your knees your body can go into shock yep i thought that she was texting me asking if she should do the marathon to which i said i don't feel comfortable with that for you no i don't feel comfortable with that to which she responded like no i'm talking about you i think you can be a runner and i think you can train to run long periods of time i don't think there's in any situation you need to run a marathon it scares me so she wrote we're running the marathon next year no i thought she meant she was having coffee with her friends so i thought it was like some 25 year old girls you're like leave me out of this yeah so i write quarter life crisis yeah because i was like you guys are doing whatever right i do think it's okay to run the marathon once because like you're having a moment sure so i said quarter life crisis she goes no you and me to which i wrote no no no no no no no no and then she didn't respond so either she's like plotting right now but i don't i think she thinks it'd be funny for me but like it's not funny it's not funny it's not funny no because i'd actually be genuinely worried have you ever gone and like cheered on yeah you have i it is like a good vibe but like totally i always say in life like if you feel a little envy towards someone like that means that's what you want to do and i've never once been cheering the marathon and saw someone running being like i wish that was me never i wish that was me out there running never and everyone's cheering me on i've never felt envious of anyone running anywhere i've never felt envious of any type of athlete see i yeah do like i will see like a wmba girl and i'll be like in another life if i had like not nubs for fingers and i was tall i would love to dunk on a bitch the only time i felt envy in a sports arena is when there's a female coach and she's in a pantsuit and i've i've thought and she's telling people what they're doing wrong i thought i could hold a clipboard yell at someone in a heel and people listen to me hell yeah and then the men are normally refs so you're fighting with the refs oh yeah just free male fighting yeah i'm like i could think of so many good like you don't oh you don't have eyes today i could literally see you be like girls come together and you're just doodling on the like those hearts that you're doing hearts and random men's last names like page williams fake signatures shout out to all the female coaches yeah you're doing graffiti what about that one girl that's like the only female coach in all of hockey she looks like nikki blazer yeah yeah yeah i don't know what she wears but i'm gonna look i'm gonna see what she wears i mean that is so iconic but yeah tennis you never saw like a girl in a really cute outfit and just like she's like a superhero out there not my genre not my brand even like the hockey girls you ever see a hockey girl come up and she takes she takes off her um helmet And then her hair is like gorgeous. And it's like, she's multifaceted. That's literally my dream to be like, score a goal and then be like, and she's gorgeous. Maybe one time in my life a figure skater, but no. Low key at the end of Mean Girls when she's like hitting everyone with the field hockey stick. I was like, okay, I fuck with her now. No. If anything, I thought about Karen becoming the meteorologist. No. Wait, you never saw Bend It Like Beckham when she kicked it and had the curve and then all the girls were like, you're the best? No. You never wanted to be that? No, I thought they could have a real, they could have a real different wardrobe on the set. That's what I thought. Even the gymnastics movie that like I loved, Stick It? No. Wait, do you know that people say that I remind them of the girl in Stick It? Do you know that a lot of lesbians say that that was their sexual awakening, that movie? Oh my God. Which I could kind of see because I remember thinking. She was a different brand of girl that I had ever seen in a movie before. Like, I feel like I was very used to Princess Diaries and What a Girl Wants and it's very overly girly and she wasn't. But athletics is a spectrum where I'm trying to see where I lose you. You're okay with dance, like you want to be on dance team? Like you like cheerleading. Yes. See, that's where I dropped off. Yeah, that's actually a whole different genre. No, I don't want to be on the dance team, but I want to watch them. See, cheerleading. I was like, I'm not cheering men chasing their dreams. Okay, let me stop you there. Let me stop you there. But we weren't doing like competitions and stuff. Yeah, because I would say that cheerleading is just as much, if not, I don't want to say more, but like, have you ever gone to a legit cheerleading competition? I watch on ESPN, it's insane. Okay, those bitches are nuts. I mean, it should be illegal. Dancing, they're triple threat. They're triple threat. I can't even get into it. The dancing, the gymnastics, the timing, and then the fact that they are throwing humans in the air, catching them. No one's breaking their necks. Yeah. It truly is insane to see. See, we're so different because like when I see a girl on a red carpet, I'm like, oh, she had to do three hours of glam. And like, I hope she likes the photo. And like, that looks uncomfortable. And like, when is she going to be able to sit down? But when I see like a basketball girl, like sitting on the side. Lines like naturally just like gorgeous and like focused on winning the game. I'm like, it's fucking sick. Like, that's who I want to be. Like, there was a red carpet, I think, last night that I was like watching. Yeah, that was stressing me out. And I immediately switched over to Pinterest and said, what is my next red carpet look? What are my vibes next time I want a red carpet? Everyone was doing cutouts and this one girl had the cutout of the butt. Did you see the picture of you with bangs? Well, I don't support AI. So I will not comment. I didn't make it. We didn't make it. But yeah, my DMs are flooded. Like, everything I'm posting, people go, this is funny. Would be better with bangs. Hannah, you looked beautiful. It kind of like, it kind of framed your whole face. I think you should do it. Would you respect me more? I think the fashion community would. I think you should do it right before MSG. We do it on stage at MSG. I think you should. Oh, my God. You know, like those. Masterclasses. We could bring Mitchell out. We bring Mitchell out like a masterclass of how to cut bangs. No, can I just let you know that MSG has actually turned into like a really scary place. I'm getting calls from people's, other people's people. Other people's people. Yeah. To be like, how do we get on stage? How do we get a time slot at MSG? And then Paige had two drinks at her birthday party when, you guys, I wanted to be there. I physically couldn't. I was in Miami and shit went awry. She promised everyone five minutes at MSG. I go, what? What's your talent? Yeah, sure. But you had a full audition and girls were coming in doing the Irish jig and you were like, okay, I think Hannah will like that. Clarinet starts from six to six oh five. No, it's turning into a variety show. It is going to be a variety show. We just like, you guys, we have to be sticklers. Also, Nana needs time. I talked to Nana today and I said, she's always like, we always have to give Nana something to live for. That's what is to give Nana something. I said, how are you? She goes, still kicking, but who knows for how long? And I said, can you, can you kick till February? Because MSG, she goes, oh, I hope I look good for MSG. What am I going to wear? Oh, okay. I'll, I'll, I'll stay going till MSG. I need to see Shanna how to do Pinterest. I feel like she'd love that. We, we have to talk about Lois. Did you watch the whole video? I was sobbed. I was sobbing. So Hannah's sister-in-law is about to have her third baby and I was like seeing. Like she's going to pop. Yeah. I was like watching one of her TikToks and I was like, oh my God, I got to send her pajamas before this baby walks out of her body. They don't know what they're having, right? No, they like to be surprised. They're, they're fun. So whatever. I sent her a bunch of Hannah's stuff, but then I sent her the one top that like the girls have been saying is easy for breastfeeding. And. Oh yeah. Cause it's just one bow. It's just one bow and then it's open. And so Jeannie took a video. She took a video of it, like trying this stuff on and then she pans to Lois. Like, what do you think? And Lois is like, I love it. She goes, I like the bow. She goes, can you wear this actually forever and ever and ever and never take it off? And she goes, I want to wear it cause I want to show my stomach a little. And she knew showing her stomach a little was like crazy. So she like looked at her mom like, that'd be crazy. But like, I look so good. And that if my daughter doesn't come out being like, look at that bow. Like, then I'm going to be like, not my daughter. I didn't know what a bow was until like three years ago. No, like the fact that she looked at it and knew the, yeah, it's literally innate talent that she, and also I FaceTimed her this morning and she said, change your outfit to me. Cause I was wearing my pajamas. I said, Lois, it's 7 30 AM. I'm sorry. I don't have a full fit. Yeah. She's like, when you talk to me on the phone, you need a fit. I can't wait for Lois to get a phone. So do you know how many times I want to send her a meme? And I just sent it to Jeannie to show her. It's like exhausting. I'm like, oh my God. Let me just text Lois. No, I really need my brother to have a child so I can like, hang. Well, she asked me, she's like, Hannah, when are you having a baby? And I was like, um, I don't know. What should I name it? And she was like, Lois. And I was like, period. Self love. Like, I love you. And then I said, well, if I have a kid, like who's going to watch it? And she looked at me, I'm like, would you babysit? And she was like, yeah. Cause she loves being like a mom. And I said, how much will you charge? And she said, $28. A fair price. A fair shake. A family discount. When I was growing up, it was like 15 an hour, but it's gone up to 28 an hour. I never babysat. Oh yeah. We've, we've had this. We've had this conversation. Cause mom saw you and they were like, she's the perfect babysitter. And I'm like, fuck you and your kids. I could see you running the baby babysitting ring. This sounds so cynical, but like other people's kids and dogs, I don't care. I don't care. But for some reason, other people's cats slash just any cat ever queen. I love everyone's cats. You want to know what it is? Probably now having a cat for three years. I don't consider having a cat, having a pet. Like, yes, you're in control of your dog. Any type of breed you're in control of, like your hamster. I don't know what other people have. My cat's in control of me. My cat is her own independent being. I mean, she pays taxes for God's sakes. Daphne has paid taxes. So like when I call her and she doesn't come, I'm not like offended. I'm like, she's busy. She's doing things. One thing that sucks about these celebrity interviews is it's become a thing where people ask like cats or dogs. And I hate when they do that, especially with celebrities I like. Cause now I'm like, oh no, if they say they hate cats, like I can't respect them anymore. You've never held a cat's face in your hand. And just been like, squeeze it till it popped off. Like, and it's just, they have really bad PR because dogs love everyone and cats choose who they love. Also, dogs don't love everyone. Who started spreading that rumor? It needs to be a safe space that like. He did another thing. So sometimes. Does he know how to listen to podcasts? No, but the other day he was like, maybe I should tune into Giggly Squad. And I was like, don't ever do that. It's not for you. This is my personal diary. You're like, okay. Privacy. I'm like, oh, just go through my phone. Why don't you? You're like, yes. Do I go through your phone? Yes. But you're not going through my phone. That's Giggly Squad. That's different. That's literally. That's just a safety hazard. Yeah. That's just gun control for America. Going through men's phone is like, that's, it should be in the constitution. You have to make sure they're not doing anything insane. A bunch of men aren't allowed to have their own phones. They shouldn't. They shouldn't. It should be monitored by. It looks what happens. Yeah. It's just what, look what happens. No, men's phone should be monitored by the government. But we'll be just saying. Oh, you're talking about Joe with dogs. Okay. So one of my biggest pet peeves and not like, not for myself because I consider myself a pretty easygoing person, but like when I'm in public, I am weary of the other people around. Cause I don't, I don't know how they're going to react to things. So Joe will have. You're such a fucking empath. Thanks. I'm just trying to not get into a fight publicly. Yeah. You know, like. No, for sure. Like, in the middle of a CVS. So Joe will, like, bring the dog places. and on the leash and the dog will like go up to some people and then like lick the bottom of their leg and i'm like oh my god pull the dog back and he'll look at me and be like everyone loves this dog and i'm like not everyone loves this dog you don't know that though what if that person is allergic to dogs what if you don't want to get licked then i find myself on a tuesday i find myself being on like the opposite side being like no me for example if your dog came up to me at a coffee shop licked my leg i'd look at you and being like get your dog away from me a hundred percent and i do want to say there are gigglers with dogs and we love animals in general and we love those gigglers too they just haven't had a cat yet yeah like people message me and be like sorry i have a dog don't apologize no don't apologize you're out of your dog you're honest we all start somewhere i don't judge anyone for where they are it's not where you came from it's where you're going exactly it's where you end up don't be ashamed of your past it's who you it's it's making you who you are we're glad we caught you at the beginning of the journey but someone was actually complaining that she was on her phone and this guy had his dog off leash now i don't fuck with the dogs off leash not that i don't trust your police no get a grip as someone who used to foster pit bulls who some of them had behavioral issues with other dogs which i get like well i think having your dog off leash leash you're very trusting of random people that's what i'm saying it's not about you your own trusting your own exactly i trust that you think you're that your dog is safe what if my dog isn't and your dog loosely comes up to my dog and now my dog has to eat it and yeah my dog just had breakfast yeah so this woman said there's a dog off leash comes running at her and she's on her phone so she just kind of ignores it because she's like i don't want i don't want to engage in whatever's about to happen right now like sorry i don't have time to speak with you and the owner made like a snide remark the dog coming up like we're here to talk about your car's warranty do you care about global warming the dog what the dog comes up and she ignores the dog because she's like on the phone and didn't sign up to like well then should we answer it's my dad oh my god tell him i talked about him oh wait no i didn't dad no oh speak of the devil speak of the devil i'm doing giggly squad do you have anything to say gary to the community i got a lot to say yeah well zip it up no we can't that's a lie though number one oh gary has the giggles okay goodbye call you later love you gary me and him chatted yesterday like prime example no that was crazy he called you to say where's cash that was the no that was the first thing i'm not being over i'm not exaggerating that's the first thing he said to me so this wait the universe is so weird anyway so this dog comes running at her she i think ignoring a dog is very polite totally like she didn't kick your dog and some of them are right at your shin so you're not rolling on the ground with your dog that i don't know so she just continues walking like excuse me pardon me and he the guy makes a remark no i don't want to be mormon thank you sorry i believe in halloween everyone can celebrate i've witnessed jehovah whatever you need so the guy made a comment like oh someone's like doesn't i've witnessed jehovah i'm all good i already witnessed him thank you so much jehovah is witness to my book love that for you um like i forget what the guy said actually but he said something like oh you're not gonna pet my dog like he put her he gaslit her to be like she's a bitch when she's like i didn't ask for any of this right now like i'm just trying to get from point a to point b and she's on the phone and what if your dog has fleas it's like let's say that was a toddler and a toddler ran up to you while you're on the phone you'd be like uh no mom's on the phone mom's mom's on the phone yeah and the same rhetoric and you're like i didn't kick it if my dog ran up to someone while they were on the phone i would say sorry i would say sorry so there's like a different dynamic of people and some people they love their dog so much they're like that was in his culture that was an honor like it's a bit entitled and it's a bit misogynistic and if hating cats is misogynistic then maybe loving dogs is too and hey we're just the messengers we're just the marathon runner i feel like if grace went through every episode and cut up all of our like cat dog conversation we'd be at about eight hours eight hours for sure it's important rhetoric it's the same point we always get the same way there's a deeper meaning but there was an interview where they were like yeah dogs are cats and i'm watching i'm like i want to enjoy this person's movies so like please just say like even say like i like both yeah yeah even don't stand for anything and i'm okay with that i like both i just live with both a cat and a dog and i can tell you unanimously who's more annoying the woman said like it's actually not comparable because dogs are pets and cats are humans like cats could have ran for governor in this election they just didn't want to they were busy but they could have also if you look at a cat you they're not going to mishandle something no you could just tell they're going to be thoughtful they're gonna they're gonna be thoughtful they're gonna be thoughtful they're gonna ask permission but one thing i really love about asia is like they fuck with cats like yeah it's crazy because america just is a community that doesn't fuck with cats i was like walking and there's all these like cat cafes and then like cat like hotels to like leave your cat when you're gone cat grooming we don't have that in america cat health care in asia your cat checks into a hotel on its own gets a room and they have all these everything like cat toys like cats are like famous in asia i love that they're a big deal yeah overseas so like america just hasn't like discovered it just hasn't caught up yeah yeah they haven't caught up so anyway just our anyhow are we just a quick little lobbying for cats i love when we do episodes on sundays because i feel like it starts my week off right i have drama yeah dane cook documentary came out oh i saw a commercial for it that he like asked his brother to you know do it and the brother said yes and then like last minute said no oh i didn't know that because he was like i'm gonna be the one interviewing you and he was like but we're gonna talk about everything not just you stealing all my money so for people don't know dane cook was like the biggest thing ever dane cook stand-up special at msg in the circle wait is that at msg i think so yeah in the circle stage was i think the first stand-up i've ever watched i think so too we were like 13 year old girls at the time and he did the double fuck you and my cds are in his car my cds are in his car yeah it was it was like that's an iconic stand-up and he talked about coming up where like he was trying to do some acting and then he's like hollywood doesn't need me i'm just like a regular dude like i don't know good luck chuck is i think a hilarious but this was before yeah and then he discovered my space and that's where he started to pop off and then he put out people back then put out comedy albums so he put out a comedy album that was like ranking with beyonce and he starts blowing up and finally it was a big deal back then yeah to get a special so hbo finally was like we're gonna get you the special and he films a special hollywood comes calling he's with jessica alba he's with jessica simpson all the hottest jessicas you've ever heard of he did all those movies what was the 2000s if you weren't named jessica if you were named jessica you were ugly piece of shit sorry sorry and it wasn't jess or jessie it was jessica jessica yeah jessica um they were gorgeous like otherworldly and then he even had like a serious movie with kevin costner like he was the comic of the moment and he was making tens of millions of dollars in the meantime his brother wanted to be a cop if i had to date a grandpa it would be a kevin costner hot okay keep going hot very hot i love that for you thanks that's your zaddy of the week i need to stop doing that kevin no kevin costner's hot yeah a hot for an old guy i mean he's old yeah like sorry i was gonna say it's gotta be my parents age but then i remember they listened to this so that's sad i didn't mean that but he's gotta be like 65 maybe i'm so into him for you does he have a dog no he loves blondes does he i looked into it a couple years ago you looked into it i got this with me oh you've done four whole research this is weird but fun you've married him and divorced him in your head already so um his brother wanted to be a cop didn't pass the test who are we talking about again oh dink dink's brother also like i never heard of anyone not passing the cop test but but if you didn't pass then maybe maybe that's not your journey yeah so the next step like he still wanted to be in law enforcement um so he became a corrections officer i don't like this pipeline i don't like that pipeline i don't like it i don't like it either and he's he's one of these guys that's really everyone just said he's so nice i don't trust that at all like so polite so sweet i've never met a nice man why'd i say polite like that i was like he's polite he's sweet he he loves the bible he was just like a really sweet but like inauthentic kind of character like he puts on like i'm a nice guy like he was a nice guy he went on a date and she said he kept calling me miss like it was weird i don't like that at all that's call the police yeah so he's a corrections officer while I was going to say Des sorry Dane also what is a day okay anyway yeah so dane is stain cook i can't just say dane yeah i don't know who that is yeah i agree so dane cook is like trying to become a comic he's a corrections officer he gets in a horrible act like he gets attacked by an inmate blood everywhere it gets a concussion and dane is like i don't want you doing this anymore i'm gonna put you on my payroll even though it's tight i'm gonna pay you good money i want you to be safe come on tour with me and just like manage my money great but this guy's not coming from like i mean couldn't didn't pass the police test yeah i don't know if there are numbers involved but still not great on paper and i guess it was like pay my taxes or like at least connect with people who know how to pay my taxes pay my bills just keep an eye on like a manager he's doing admin he was yeah okay keep an eye on so like nothing too crazy he's not like trading stocks right keep an eye on my money because you're my brother you and come on tour with me and he does say his brother like instilled confidence in him when he was low on tour he's younger than dane he's older he's older than dane oh it's a that's and that's a tough dynamic i feel yeah because he looked up to him yeah and and he was like this is great me and my brother are traveling the world and he really was like my brother was a part of my success to an extent so then when you're on tour like life you get it life pauses like you're in a time warp so meanwhile dane realizes that his brother is buying houses like he had a house then he bought another house in maine meanwhile dane doesn't have a house okay so dane is busy working yeah while the other guy's like on vacation yeah so finally everything settles for a second and dane's like i want to buy this house on in the hills in hollywood and he said he's standing with his brother they're looking out in this big mansion and he looks at him like can i do it like can i afford this yeah and the brother was like yes like you deserve this like yeah this let's get you a great home it gets the point where dane finally is like oh i need like a real money manager to like work on investing and stuff and the money manager is like great so this was like back in the day he was like can you send the file cabinet yeah back then yeah like the paper file yeah they literally were like we need you to mail yeah the cabinet with all the papers in it yep and his brother was like okay but his brother calls him and he's like i don't fucking like these guys and dane's like what's what's wrong they're like he doesn't trust them yeah he's like their top industry like this is important and the brother's like i don't trust them and dane's like i need you to calm down this is like not controversial yeah and the brother's acting fucking weird but he's like okay i'll send them the file cabinet which is so funny to envision like anyway i'd be like i don't know how to send mail so we're not gonna get it so the guy's like where is where are these files and it's like one week two week three week and then finally dane's brother stops responding oh he goes to his own brother he goes to his own brother so dane starts to get like bad anxiety like how do you did he get this house not yet okay so in the middle of the night dane's like waking up he's like something's fucking off and he really that's when you know if you ever if you wake up in the middle of the night honestly i think back to like being little did you ever watch madeline yeah remember when the the if you go like this in the middle of the night what was her name miss clavelle like the teacher and she would wake up in the middle of the night because something was not right i think of that every time i wake up in the middle of the night and i'm like yes something's not right but and it's i'm right that it's not right and you have your subconscious yeah you're a witch you're a witch so he's waking up in the middle of the night and he decides to go to the bank but he's so millennial with it they're like hey what's your like codes and he's like i don't know i want to see my money yeah so his brother sent him some like identification the woman's like none of the identification is coming up on my thing but i know who you are yeah and i do have your accounts up but i like can't show you them without you giving me like the correct passwords and you're not yeah and she goes but i'm gonna go to the bathroom for 10 minutes and then i'm gonna come back stop because she's i've always wanted something like this to happen to me not someone stealing my money but i've always wanted someone to be like and i'm gonna look away like i wanted to be in a situation where i'm like i need that address yeah that's what i always think whenever there's like a problem like customer service wise when i'm like hey instead they're like no we can't help you in the hang up so he goes and looks and she has four accounts up or something zero dollars zero dollars and something with like a hundred grand in it but like he's made like tens of millions of dollars so he's like oh fuck and then his brother is on the run like he's like in a car somewhere just on the run and but also within this time dane's mother passed away and his father passed away of cancer within this year and he just found out his brothers left him for dead and taken all he's worth so no other siblings just the two of them there are they're like two of their step siblings okay but like it's diabolical and i fell asleep at that part what year did this all happen like 2000 this had to have been like 2005 early 2000s so i do tend to fall asleep but like the most intense parts yeah so you'll finish it where they can so finish it tonight i'm assuming because like that it must have emotionally like really fucked him up but i know he got the fbi involved and he gets a call from his brother like full oscar-worthy acting being like dane what did you do why is the fbi coming for me what's happening what did you do to me like literally yeah gaslighting him yeah and then there's drama because they don't know if the wife was involved or not of his brother's wife well yeah she was the brains well she's if i had to take a gander the woman was the brain so she does the interview and she's just like i didn't know anything even though it was like going into her business llc they went into her business and she's in her house in maine and opened a picasso no they opened the lock and it was hundreds of thousands of dollars in the wall and she's like where did that come from in the wall she's like that's that's crazy that's suspicious that's suspicious imagine a woman not knowing something in her home butler opens the door and you're like yeah that's the thing i would love to believe that she was innocent just trusting her husband but like we know this guy is not the sharpest man in the world and he's the sharpest tool in the shed yeah also she claimed that she was a witch so i was like she yeah she took all that money she put it in the wall so anyway wow what is this on it just got on netflix oh my god it's called funny money so and so i would assume they don't i would assume they still don't speak yeah because he said that he asked him to do the interview and hollywood is just the wild wild west where like when you start getting successful like you're not part of a company where they're like yeah now you got a promotion and this is what happens like you're just on your own and people are competitive so they don't tell you like thank god we have each other yeah as in like this business because a lot of people just on their own being and getting taken advantage of i could so see how people get like swindled and tricked because like if someone from i don't know and i'm like jp morgan calls you and says something like who am i to be like no you're wrong you know like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know like it takes a lot of i fully like i scammed the other week because i was donating to fake cat yeah causes and then this someone called me like from amex or something and i was on like a five minute conversation with them wait this happened to me this week too someone from my bank called me and i was like i don't believe you and she was like finally she goes okay then call the actual number of the bank and then it will connect you to my department like i can't tell you how much to i was getting i don't think i was you go try again motherfucker oh yeah tracy sure that's your name she goes yep that's she goes i don't want to do this job yeah okay i go send me an email then she goes i actually can't do that but i can't and i'm like no but that's why scammers so i my mom was with me and she's like who are you talking to and i'm looking i'm like i don't know this is and the guy was like someone took um he was trying to say there was fraud on my card yeah and you know sometimes that happened and i had like something had happened earlier that made me worried so they were like someone made a purchase in indianapolis was that you so i just responded i was like no it wasn't me and they're like okay and this is what and so he just like gets you on it and my mom walks in she's like hang up on that person and then i'm like alone with her and she's like what do you do when i'm not around and i'm like i don't know i don't know no i'm gonna get scammed as an old person well with ai like it's gonna be no i like have been on tiktok recently and i've like clicked the comments and they're like i'm so mad this is ai and i'm like oh my god also as bad as someone would do something like really like a really cute cat will do something and someone goes this is ai and i'm like but that wasn't like give proper credit yeah no i get that oh my god side note just random do you know leonard skinner isn't a person it's a band did i know that no did you know did you know leonard skinner i've heard the i thought that was i thought that was a man yeah i thought that was a guy that was a guy with a cowboy hat i thought that was leonard that's old lion when it comes to that genre of like leonard skinner i have to say the name in an accent laner scare yeah that like kiss there's like one more that motley crew sure that i'm like not my not my business the thing that made it my business was rock of love but like it's still not like brett michaels brett michaels was in one of those i think again like none of my business not my genre not my they could be men yelling i'm sorry i don't need men yelling is not a genre of music no i could just call up any ex-boyfriend like not a genre i could have harmonized for years if i put my mind to it like i've never been like you know make this more enjoyable if there was a man with a microphone yelling screaming at me his emotions but then i'm like in a way for you guys to wear makeup and act like it's there's no reason to wear eyeliner in any of these shows no i was on history tiktok that said that back in the day pink was a masculine color because it was like it started with red because red was like powerful and then it was like washed out red became like cool and then when you think my marathon tiktok was fake this sounds like the fakest facts ever like colonial men like we're wearing we're wearing pink okay and they were also wearing wigs and white makeup it really makes sense but then they said somehow it got it's all marketing it's like the diamond industry someone was like you need to buy diamonds and the reason like blue and pink have genders to them is because the baby industry was like we have to make people buy more clothes if they have a different gender no you can't trust anyone anymore no you can't trust anyone i'm literally looking behind my back all day i'm like that is really you know how to spell leonard skinner it's crazy can i read it to you l y no ready already i'm out i'm out check please did you ever make it in like the spelling bee in like middle school i did but i remember like how far as far as i always like i was like smart like they took you out of the classroom put you on stage yeah oh yeah oh you made it out of the classroom yeah babe i'm a performer i'm getting on the stage but i remember like i don't think i won it all and i remember the word was like actually i think i lost on like government or something because i didn't do the n and like it's a trick one to this day like i remember when i lost from a young age yeah like i was like how do i show my face in school again i lost in the semifinals like everyone's talking about me and i'm like i go home and my dad's like how was your day and i'm like it was like the one time i would be sitting in the audience like watching people on stage and like i feel like i was experiencing anxiety then and didn't know it like i would have being in the audience that's how i feel watching a marathon yeah thinking thank god i don't have to get up there and spell in front of people but spelling sometimes i would purposely be sick on spelling bee day spelling bees like they had a time where they were really popular on tv yes remember they would like cover them on espn remember kiki palmer's akilah yes yes yeah it was like cool to be like what is the origin of that word yeah and i don't even know where one studies that us what's the origin you made it to the stage and i was like i wasn't pretending to be sick that day i was i just did well because i was competitive and focused but i wasn't actually like i think i can distinctly remember in like sixth grade being like mom it's like spelling bee day i have to stay home i did i have to um confess something yeah of i was like a really great older sister possibly the best older sister um i don't know if he would say the same but the way i would bully him my mom wasn't good at spelling and like i would when you know when you're in the back seat with your sibling like it's like you're locked in like we're gonna fuck around yeah like i can gary always got to sit in the front but whatever so we'd be in the back and i'm like he can't go anywhere i can annoy the shit out of him so i remember eating chips one day and being like can i have a chip and i was like spell school oh my god the way i would have slapped you fighting for his life and i'm like spell scissor oh and look now is he a very successful smart man yes and would i like take full credit but looking back i'm like that was fucked up do you remember when we were little there were those commercials for hooked on phonics you should have been the star of my brother would be like hey page your commercials on i'd be like he would call me hooked on phonics whatever happened to the one eight seven seven cars for kids where are those kids now they're somewhere that's somebody dressed up as them for halloween actually i hate gay halloween i hate gay halloween and they were like all singing the song someone was like can we stop saying i hate gay halloween and just let gay people be gay she was joking she was like joking um any final thoughts any final thoughts to leave people with for the week ahead you know can i just can you just say yeah i think we're we should lean into what chapstick are you wearing right now is this the best of your lips i've ever looked you guys let me give you my formula right now i'm using lovely wonder skin lip it's a dye never heard of her wonder skin lip um what's called what dyes your lips oh uh yeah thank you wonder skin lip stain shade lovely okay and then you're in the lip stain game look i've been bullied harassed online for so long oh they look great thank you and then i put they have lip liner stain and i use the shade fuck i don't want to get it wrong like whimsical or something i'll put in the newsletter yeah and then i put some oh so chapstick on top it looks like you just have chapstick on like that was my goal yeah because you know in the morning you don't want to look like you have lipstick on oh no you look great you don't you don't look like you lipstick on yours looks beautiful natural i feel like i look chalky no you don't but your lips look really good right now thank you and that's what i'd like to leave the gigglers with for the week thank you love you guys talk to you later i'm gonna go swimming in my bathing suit bye