Giggling about cult leaders, clowns, and crosswords

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Congratulations, girls, girl. Oh, God. I have to say we have some, we have new gigglers. We do? I feel like every week I'm getting messages how I'm a new giggler and they feel like they're not caught up and stuff. Well, I'm not prepared. I have a hair mask in. But I just have to say we love you. We love the whole giggly community. Day one-ers today right now. Okay? But the gigglers are so fucking nice to each other in the comments. Like, I. The giggly community is just. Why are they the best girls on the planet? You're like one braid away in your hair from being a cult leader. No. I think, Ash, I think in my past life, I was. If you said that with a flower crown on, I'd be terrified. And then I'm like, no, stop talking to your families and come live with us on a. You're like, whether you started yesterday or you've been with us for six years. This is why you're my best friend, because I was trying to have like an earnest, beautiful moment. And you were like. No, I know. Shut up. You sound insane. You're like, you sound crazy. I'm going to have to cut you off. You look like a clown. Okay. These bitches don't care. There's a girl right now on her way to work being like, I don't give a fuck who listens. I'm trying to bring love and light to the community. And you're like, we're Scorpios. Shut the fuck up. Wait, I will say, if you are a new giggler, typically we're in a studio and like the vibe is a little different. But I will say during the summer, I do love when we go virtual because like, for instance, I online shopped all morning. Oh, I thought you were going to say you online shop during the pod. I'm like, okay, keep that to yourself. But if I could multitask, it's over for you. I'm doing a hair mask. Like I'm going to do my laser hair removal when we hang up. I love it. I think that the virtual vibes are nice. not better or worse they're just different and sometimes they're like crazier well because we're in the comfort of our home exactly there's a comfortability about it it's very cozy we're really on a face time with everyone we're in pajamas speaking of small talk yeah you know i hate small talk except around people who don't want to talk to me like if the person's shy then i'm like okay now i need you to love me yeah so i went to get blood drawn quest diagnostics not sponsored um drove there 15 minutes literally left my husband i said might be the last time you see me but hold on wait does quest diagnostics have any competitor i've never been anytime i've ever needed blood i've never gone anywhere but a quest diagnostics all i know is yeah like i i see a lot of people who are like i'm not sure if i'm gonna be able to do it but i'm like i'm not gonna be able to do it but i'm like i'm not sure if i'm gonna be able to do it but i'm like i'm not trying to get some tests for something and then i got i keep getting sent to quest diagnostics walked in no one was there what are you getting tested for well i an out i wanted to get tests for a food something you didn't even tell me oh we have to draw blood together what kind of cult are you trying to create no but usually something as big as that you would say to me like i'm gonna go and like try this out and like see you never make health decisions and don't at least do i was like bored and booked it and forgot and then saw i had a notification today and it's like 10 you know i like things that are close by it's 10 minutes away right it was in someone's basement like but i don't i've only driven like i don't drive highways you do short distances i do short and it was 10 minutes no like 15 minutes away and i was like and des was busy and i was like i feel like i should drive and he's like yeah you do this you feel ready and i was like i think i just need to i need to take a shot at life so i drove i was blasting little wayne being crazy okay probably not the safest definitely not no but it was getting me like focused and pumped up and then i was like am i the king of the world like the way your ego gets so big when you're in the car yeah with a good song and you're just like wait till you pull like one good move and like someone's in the passenger seat or the back seat and they're like wow that was really good it's an insane ego i don't let people drive in the back seat with me that's i like care about i care okay perfect i'm a solo dolo right now so when i get to my quest diagnostic safe yeah and the ladies she hates me like i walk in and she's not even making eye contact like i was like hi and she did i don't think she even responded and i was like damn but then it was like quiet a little too long and i was like i need to figure her out and she has all these photos of her family and this one like beautiful dog it's like the secretary behind like the glass partition no this is the lady taking my blood oh okay oh we're in there now we're in there but in the office i guess she has all these photos so i'm like this is gonna get her i know she's gonna love this and i go your dog is really beautiful she looks at me and she bursts into tears she goes my dog as of the last two days is sick and i've been non-stop crying because my she goes on a whole like 10 minute crying like tears coming down her face and i'm sitting my worst nightmare and i'm cornered she has a needle to my face crying at me and this is just a day in my life this is just me trying to be kind to another human this is how the universe rewards me this is so something that would happen to you and then obviously i wanted information like how long do i have to wait but i couldn't really get out of the like anything you were done i can't be like by the way how enough about your fucking dog how long until i get my um food allergy results what kind of what kind of dog you're like speaking of treats um what am i allergic to bitch no but like i hope i hope it made her feel better to like let it out but i did not see that coming what kind of dog it was like a beautiful gray pitbull um um and i was like yeah we foster sometimes and she's like i don't want a new one i want my baby i was like no i i don't i don't know see when i'm in those situations do you want to know what my go-to is your nails look really good girls love i always say to someone your nails look really good and girls are like thanks i like actually like i have to get them done or i just go with your hair looks really healthy oh if someone hits me with a hair you your hair looks really healthy or your skin looks really hydrated oh i'll put you in my will those are real girls go yeah those are some that's like okay we're on common ground here you're do what actually i say that people love and by the way i only say it when it's true i go your pores are really small wow you've never once told me my pores are small your pores are actually small i'd kill for someone to say that to me okay next time you're in a mood i'll bring it out yeah yeah bring whip that out put that write that down but i feel like when i'm with people it's it's a beautiful energy where people like to open up to me but um recently we went on a group dinner where like it was this like omakase thing with my brother and his wife where yeah one of us was gonna be sitting next to strangers oh yeah so my brother's wife the kindest sweetest beautiful person in the world yes and i said we're gonna put her there so because she's gonna be a wall no one's gonna mess with her and she doesn't she's someone asked her a question she'd be so warm but she's a nurse like she's so nice she's so nice yeah like nurses they're like you're like do i want to bother them with this i don't know but if i was there then next thing you know we'd be going into astrology it would be like a whole thing you'd be having omakase together with another family yeah yes so that was like a strategic thing and it really worked and i i told her afterwards and she laughed and she was like i had no idea that was your strategy and i was like well i'll be using you in the future thank you maybe that should be her side business the buffer friend yeah i feel like i could do that yeah but i don't even want to make you work like that yeah thank you because you're so you have too much social anxiety just to get there pressure anxiety sorry i just like chugged a carbonated drink i don't know why i did that now i'm like burping burping something that's come across my desk this morning which is like really pissing me off have you seen the haviana kitten heel yes it's been sent to me a lot what do you think about it you know i love it do you love it fucking love it and also it means i don't have to paint my big toe and i save 20 on pedicures here's why it's actually annoying me i feel like havianas were like i feel like i had a pair of havianas in seventh grade and then i never thought about it and i'm like i don't want to do that i don't want to do that i don't want to do that i don't want to do that i don't want to do that i don't want to do that i don't want to do that them again and then this summer i feel like they were like kind of making a comeback and then they did that which i feel like is so crocs coded well i was gonna say i thought it was a croc i thought it was a croc haviana is coming into crocs world yeah and if there's one thing you can believe me about it's my hatred for crocs so when i'm up here defending the croc name i'm being serious with it well you hate copycats i hate just like inauthenticity we already have it yeah that's like inauthentic like do something different so i don't like that but no that has been sent to me like a hundred times and also i think it's ugly and she's ugly oh i have someone to nominate for women of some of the week oh well it has to go past a couple senates oh was there a box that i was supposed to like send it to you or i can just say but you have to nominate and then i have to agree okay great sorry but i'm hanging out you've been with a three-year-old i literally was like cool i you're making this up as you go you're making their rules uh i'm treating you like lois treated me hurt people hurt people i'm actually so glad we're not around kids anymore but because we were both around kids like the past couple of weekends and this is the last thing i'm going to say about kids is i really do fear that i'm going to be a mean mom like i really there was a moment where i was like and i think i might be a mean mom i fear that when moms are too nice the kids don't come out well well i made something up that a monster comes out of the sand and it eats little girls and boys when they scream so i'd be pretty scared if i were you and then i took a moment and i said i don't have to go this hard i'm gonna pull it back i'm gonna take a step back these aren't my children well my parents always did the quiet game that always worked because my brother and i were competitive anyway okay someone i want to nominate for emily shelton why do i why do i know that name she's a 21 year old flight instructor and she landed a plane in the middle of the highway in florida something that a lot of men have said that they would be able to do she did it wait was it an emergency landing yes she smelled um oil like in the cockpit and so you like here she's like radios to them like i think something's wrong she was like that's not a dip to dip to candle we gotta go her tone the whole time calm as a cucumber she was like yep and now i am going to declare an emergency we're not going to make it to the airport i'm right in line with the highway trying to stay away from cars here we go like and then she just does it and she's communicating like perfectly yeah perfectly i'm posting my pilot bit i think today because it needs to be talked about from the hulu special um shout out to her 100 woman of stem of the month maybe i knew you were going to concur with that one that was a good one i concur um there's woman also is this young girl who to make money on the side of the road she created a petting zoo and you have to pay to pet and it's just her dog like in offense stop so you have to pay to pet the dog and i was like genius genius fucking genius also when the stem of the week third place someone said that to not cry while chopping an onion you just have to put olive oil on the knife but it hasn't been tested i'm gonna test it i i feel like our italian grandmas would have known that by now but maybe it just never crossed their desk in that way they've definitely been in a situation where olive oil was on the knife i know for sure so i wonder why they haven't told me that yet so we'll get to the bottom of that in our own italian fbi agents actually one thing i have been doing this summer i feel like is cooking more like wanting to well let me bring that back and the trad wife rumors begin well i've been reading yesteryear which is like basically about trad wives i didn't realize yesteryear okay i actually okay i actually wasn't aware that it was like a not i don't know would you classify it as a thriller but it's like she's living her life and then she goes back and she wakes up and all of a sudden it's a period piece i know but i don't know if i love reading it and i could say that for a lot of things in my life do you not like the book or do you not like reading i don't like the book i don't think i don't think i like the book don't try and trick me you literally malfunctioned for like three seconds no because i do like reading wait oh my god this isn't even like a crazy thing so the other day you know how i texted you because it was a really good manifestation day so sometimes when i when i know that it's like a good manifestation day and because tiktok told me okay i was gonna ask where you figured it out like obviously you can watch videos and they're like you should do these 12 steps and it's like eat a lemon under a full moon and then throw it out your back window it's like okay whatever drink moon juice it's like money chill out the the one thing i do do is like write down all the things i want to manifest or like write a letter to my future self of the things i want to manifest the other day i woke up and i said why don't i live today in like how i want to live in the future and do you want to know what i did absolutely fucking nothing absolutely nothing i woke up and i was very present i said and in the future i'll wake up leisurely do my stuff and then i'm like okay i'm gonna go to bed and i'm gonna go to bed and i'm gonna go to bed skincare have coffee outside put my bathing suit on lay by a pool and like all day i was like do whatever i was doing i was like and now it's time for me to read because i live a life leisure leisure is like the word you have to like repeat to yourself leisure leisure leisure so she then i thought to myself i have a podcast where i tell millions of girls to get out there and work no but it's it's after like working once you accomplish like certain things it's like how do you want to live your life well i find manifestation lists help you also be realize what you have like when you're trying to think of like what you want what's important and what's not like yeah like you're like i want a happy healthy family and then you're like oh it's nice but i think it's cool to just reflect i also found an old manifestation list yeah i just don't know what actual date it was because it was like iconic it was i think it was right after i got fired and it literally was like yeah do a late night set on jimmy fallon get a netflix special like hit a million of followers on tiktok which are all like stupid things but at the time i was like not close to any of it yeah and i never even checked it again i just checked it recently and i was like you go girl yeah that's how i feel sometimes when i look back at like my psychic readings do you look back at them yeah well i usually record them so sometimes like if i'm bored i will go back and like re-listen to like certain parts just to see if any of it happened and sometimes i'm like oh my god i forgot she even said that this is a proven perfect segue for our mental health moment of the week hell yeah um i i want to give credit i forget who it was but it's a was it a it's a girl on something obviously yeah and narrow that down and she said to help you with your inner voice you know when you feel like your inner voice is you but it's really not it's like a bad evil voice yeah to disassociate from that voice and be like that's not me give the voice a man name so next time like a hater like you're hating on yourself or being mean just be like doug shut the fuck up oh my god i feel like i would have to name mine something with a p peter peter actually peter you've gained a couple pounds okay peter i make 70 cents on the dollar you fucking work peter peter you live rent free because it's true like if your friend says it's you you're like okay they make a good point but if a man says it's you you're like shut up wait that's so true like my dad could say something to me and i'm like you don't even know what you're talking about i'm like what and then my mom could say yeah and i'm like you're onto something go listen to a red pill podcast telling me negative things who do you think you are but it's true what there was a time where i thought every thought in my head was like this whisper of like truth that i had to follow and once you know you can ignore it you're suddenly like oh i could just like forget it float around in leisure okay i saw this thing on tiktok and it was a comment it wasn't even like so i don't know if this is a thing that gen z like made up and is talking about or if this was just a random girl having an amazing thought it was like a video of two guys probably like freshmen in college maybe like seniors in high school and you know how girls are criticized for everything but specifically a lot of women and girls are criticized for their voices like have you ever heard like oh my god her vocal fry like i hate you know or like she talks like a valley girl or whatever some girl commented and was just like frat scent like accent like frack scent and i was like oh my god yeah do you know how many men i know that talk the same but i've never been able to say me and one of my girlfriends actually would say that like there were certain men that we would meet and they'd have the same type of voice and we knew that they were like evil because they all had the same voice and it was a frack scent but we didn't know it then and i i just think it's perfect i think more men should be criticized not that feminism is about equal hate but it is but like they never get criticized for that well they will criticize women for saying like too much right then i've noticed at least like in years past especially in like the male comedy scene they love saying dude so like at the end of a sentence they say dude in the beginning of a sentence they say dude like it's their filler word to the point that i'm like i'm trying to listen to jokes and people are just like dude so then i was a dude yeah yeah yeah i'm like dude are you really doing that dude and it was so much dude but you they become unaware of it because they say it so much where i'm like what's with all the dudes right right right no that's so true just raising awareness sorry i was actually just like throwing it out there frat scents are so real though and then also there's guys who get out of the frat scent but then they see a guy who is giving frat and then they go right back into their old selves and they're like bro bro chug one thing that i've realized throughout my life in dating and i think it's a really important trait and i didn't learn it until very later in my 20s even like really more in my early 30s when you meet a guy and you are put in different situations with him whether it's with his friends your friends family whatever or maybe people you don't know men that change their personality based on where they are like is a really big red flag and you could argue like oh well yeah everyone kind of does that a little bit but you have to find a man that you know they're sick like their demeanor and their character is going to be the same no matter what room they walk into i dated a guy and dating is a strong word but like he was so chasing me like being so suave and sweet and saying all the right things and i swear to god his mom called and he was like what the fuck do you want and i was like like let's fucking punch your grandma like he was so mean to his mom and i was like oh that's how he's gonna speak to me the second i have sex with him like while i'm still in bed he's cursing me out no that like i dated this one guy who when we hung out with this two specific people i loved who he was like with these oh oh so it's a positive thing you were like with them he was a better better person maybe you should have dated them because he became a better person with them i was like why are you such a cool good person around these people and you're not like this all the time anyway i don't know how we got there wait do you want to get really pissed at a man right now what time is you have the 4 30 yep i do you have to schedule it in i don't have anything for about an hour i can fit it in okay so there's i was doing the new york times puzzle i love that about you and but i'm really bad at it so like okay i had to cheat um but every monday i try and i always get it down to like the last two and i can't get it how do you cheat you just google it yeah but like i don't tell people i won i just you just say you did it okay i just say thank you for being honest and open with us about it i didn't win i cheated so there's an emperor and it's a four-letter word it's emperor narrow so i googled like emperor four-letter word sorry sorry that i had friends in high school no and then it's like tons of 80s references so des is good at it but i digress i was like can we do a pop culture one wait we were in the times crossword puzzle once remember that i think it was like the pop culture one oh those bitches i didn't know there was different ones whatever okay okay keep going so you're doing nero yeah nero so like it comes up his name and all these facts about him and like so i just give it a quick look see this man this man made them move the olympics because like i feel like he was like i don't know 1600 1700 1800 i don't fucking know he made them move the olympics because he was traveling so that he could be there and then for him to compete in a ton of competitions that they had to give him gold and they gave him gold in all the competitions then when he died they took his name off all the winning list and i'm like that's literally leaders today like wait if they could they would no like this is sick in the head like this is so sick and someone on his team was like here we're gonna have to just give him the gold is that okay he's threatening to to take down the entire society if you don't so can we just give him like a gold medal let him walk around a little gold star you want to give him a gold medal let him walk around a little gold star you want to know what pisses me off about that is like the girls of that age they didn't even have the appropriate jargon like they couldn't be like okay this gaslighting motherfucker is winning all the gold old instagrams of like stuff they used to say like giggle mug and stuff everyone sends that to us they definitely had a word for it back then and i want to know what they called them what you know his wife was exhausted she was like oh my god congrats babe yeah also these people have been training their whole lives to like do swords or whatever the fuck people did in the 1700s throw like gold i don't know harry potter shit like also like where did he move it where was it that he moved it he just moved the timing of it he was like it's not gonna work this week so they had to like wait okay diva down though like i think a lot of men back then were just like absolute gay men who had no outlet of performing that was his performance like think about how they really couldn't say shit about it he wanted a podium he needed to stand on a podium with gold with great power comes great responsibility he's like you don't need that gold medal like actually give it to me um okay one thing i feel like you know how like when you hear your birthday or like your birthday you're like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be your full name or something that is so you and you're like yeah that's like of course i'm a leo like that's so me i love when those moments happen and i feel like recently i'm getting like like you know when you go on someone's phone you're like this is i can't work this like i've never seen it before even though you have an iphone this is how i'm starting to feel when i'm watching other people's tvs i have to now log out of their like amazon prime or something and log out of their like amazon prime or something and log out of their like amazon prime or something and log into mine because i'm like sorry yours is like i don't like it like i the algorithm's getting like so specific i just feel like i've isolated too much and like i can only work comfortably if i'm on my own accounts wait i have a hot take yeah i didn't love furious the hulu show you recommended no i know what you're talking about what didn't you love about it well i was watching it with des which might have like ruined the experience that's what it is you can't watch things with men it really no i'm not kidding it ruins it because i was watching it from a critical eye and i do think the script needs work i think the script needs i think it was a little over explaining okay but we haven't seen emmy rossum in a while and she's like really she's perfect she's perfect also the the serial killer is perfect i just i didn't i wasn't i just wasn't blown away but it was solid okay and what were des's critiques what did he not like he he hated the whole thing script he hated how it started out he didn't like their like fake funny cop relationships he didn't like fake funny she got beat up by her boyfriend no just like the like they try to do funny back and forth like banter but it like wasn't really funny oh i don't think i picked up on that i think you were on your phone no it's a serious show did we watch the same show when did they try and do banter it's all the back and forth and then but like she's perfect she's a star whatever you hated it okay i also only watched one episode of the episode yeah you bitch so you're really not even into it so i'm actually not even listening to you yeah everyone scratch hannah's critique of that joan try it well now i feel like i put i put bad energy into the world so anyway the first episode of furious and let me know what you think i will say the first like five to ten minutes i actually was like i don't know if i can watch this because sometimes right when they hit you with someone's dead and was murdered i'm actually like oh see i was into that it went down okay oh like you know you're like oh of course they're gonna cut to her she cut to her in the office being like what do i do i'm a cop there's so many how fbi men are mean to me you don't use that poison up i feel like i don't think i've ever that's my cop cop in a show voice i don't know it's papers the papers everywhere but emily rossum like she also can sing and i like respect people who can sing because i think she has like a lot of lore i'm not sure what it is though i sense that too from her we have to look that up i'm feeling an energy that she has like insane lore see see because i watched shameless not when it was on tv so i wasn't familiar with her until like years years later but i think there's something there we should look it up that's how i want people to talk about me i want them to go hannah burner i feel like there's lore trust me girl they do they are an e-hill i have to apologize to the academy for last episode i said i was going to help people with the uso open that i never did what were we going to help them with just like tips and tricks well you don't have time to help them with the us open because you have to help me with the us open and getting me to tell them what happened today guys no okay no it was freaky no it was really freaky down to the exact colors page there were other colorways no i know there were so i'm scrolling my instagram scrolling my instagram and i see this like top and i'm like wait that's a really cool top so i click the instagram i go to the website i'm like wait that's a really cool top i'm like i love this top i click through it has a matching skirt i'm like amazing i click the colors boop boop i buy it i'm i get the email i'm like wait this is actually a hannah outfit and i should send this link to hannah because she should order this this is like a perfect good morning america outfit she's going on a talk show she whatever my stylist so i just send her the link and then i get in the shower because i'm starting my i'm starting my my stuff so honestly i forget all about it and i was driving so i didn't get it immediately and i'm not at the point where i can navigate and you'll never be there but even i don't like the voice text it doesn't hit the same no let's just say here and now do not ever do that no no texting driving on this pod there's a couple things giggly squad is big in and it's we don't fool around in cars and we don't and nicotine get a fucking life we don't smoke cigarettes and i'm over it and i think big cigarettes are behind a lot of these influencers posting but i digress continue you think there's a conspiracy theory there yeah because it's one thing to get caught smoking a cig by a paparazzi you think big tobacco is doing influencer deals they don't think we're cool enough okay gloria big tobacco is trying to get out of the job right now it's like they got us wait what what was i just saying you were gonna say what you texted me so i text hannah i come back i open my phone she texts me back she goes page i ordered this outfit and i'm wearing it to the u.s open and in the shower i was like perfect for the u.s open actually for her i literally like that's it's really scary so i'm gonna i'm trying to figure out the date i'll get it okay my one thing i want to say about the u.s opening though things have changed it's gotten a lot more crowded is you can go i believe for free to qualify for the u.s open and i'm wearing it right now and i'm wearing it which is like the best week to go because you watch all these amazing qualifying matches these are people fighting for their fucking life like this is intense this is serious stuff like this is passion so what like it's basically challengers if it was good so oh she's shady like la roche on you see la roche fighting with everyone on project run away him and tyra are gonna i need to catch up him and tyra are two strong personalities yeah is all i'm gonna say and i'm locked in oh yeah so go up to the go to the qualifying week the week before it starts and then you also see all the top people training so they're like playing practice matches and hanging around so that's a super fun time and like the concession is open it's like regular vibes yes my other advice is it's going to be fucking hot yeah bring sunscreen bring sunglasses maybe a cute hat i think i have to go at night yeah you like the night one if you get a grounds pass make sure you have comfortable sneakers because you're gonna be walking around try to see matches you want to watch and like get there beforehand um and i would say the outfit vibe is like one of your friends from camp invited you to their grandma's grandma and grandpa's lake house and like what would your day outfit be for that like you're going shopping you're going to lunch like it's very preppy slash you could go nautical with it think like baby shower what would you wear to a baby shower in nantucket i love that i also think bright colors though in general are good like reds blues throw in a white it's very american yeah yeah and very classic i think anything classic works it's very polo ralph lauren yes very polo ralph um i really didn't have a lot of advice for the us open i just wanted to sound like i do but like okay great i feel like that you did a phenomenal job thank you um but we will go we just have to figure it out talk to some people yeah you know my dream is to be asked to sit in a box of one of the players do you know what that means so there's players boxes that's where the coaches and the family sit that's like where the girlfriend to get in the box it's their closest friends i don't want to just get into anyone's box because i'm asking for it right but there was like an iconic time where chelsea handler was besties with maria sharpova and she was always in her box and it was like so fucking cool and it was just like girls go like her supporting yeah women and like i've infiltrated the tennis society jesse pagula madison keys um these are my girls anyway a lot of these girls i'm friends with isla tamlanovich shout out hello emma navarro shout out um those are my girlies and maybe i'll see them at the open but um oh my god yeah i'm gonna stalk them all okay this is you writing in your diary that maybe one day you'll be this is my manifestation but then i don't want them to ask me just because i asked for it now i sound like an annoying girlfriend i'm like just do it because you want to do it but like i'm a cheerer like i will be cheering yeah you're you're you're there they invite me and then the next time the coach is like hey can you not be so fucking loud during the match well i think it's interesting in tennis that i feel like it's the only sport where the coach isn't there like right there you can't talk to him during it i think that's like the most bizarre thing so what coaching used to be illegal like no coach you can't even like give a hand signal any communication because part of tennis is like once you're on the court it's you versus the opponent and you have to figure it out like a puzzle okay it but then they just like couldn't control the cheating like coaches would like be like if i blink with my right eye hit it to her forehand like right if i touch If I move my hat, that means like start coming to net more like they couldn't control it. Serena Williams famously got called for coaching in like a very important match when everyone's like she shouldn't have because everyone cheats with coaching. So finally, now you can coach. I would have been doing full dance. Like in what world are you going to tell me that I can't look at I can't look at someone in the crowd. Like I wasn't coaching. I was picking my nose. And it's like, well, you keep doing that. But also, yeah, tennis now is like evolving. So you can coach. But like there's only so much you could coach when. But that seems like a ridiculous rule. They did it for a long time, babe. A long time. You are obsessed with the umpires because you love when they tell everyone to shut the fuck up. Well, because I think they are they command a room. And I appreciate that in someone. Thank you. Oh, that's what you love when they say. I love they sound so passive aggressive. And I think I like I like that. Yeah. And their job is basically to manage when players lose their mind and keep everyone like calm. I'd be a bad umpire for sure. The second they question me, I'd be like, no, you're right. You're too passionate. Yeah. You'd be way too passionate. But I want everyone to like me. So I'd be like, girl, you're right. And the other one would be like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm like, babe, love you even more. You're right. What do you think about this TikTok going around about? One was like, if you if someone talks shit about you to me, I don't want you defending me. I want you to pretend you're on their side to get all the tea. Hundred percent. But this is the thing. Like me and you, no one's going to come up to us and talk shit about the other one. They'd have to be insane. It has to be about like an acquaintance. Yes. For peripheral friends. I've had multiple people not know that I'm like, like, no, that I know someone. I don't know how close I am to that person. So they'll and they're like kind of close to that person. They'll say a bunch of stuff. You're asking follow up questions. You put your phone up to them. You're like, what do you think? I'm like, wait, when did they go there? You're kidding. With who? Well, you know, when you realize you're in enemy territory. Yeah. Because it's like group mentality and you're like, oh, you guys are all thinking this way about this person. And like, I was actually going to bring this up. And I feel like that's a good segue. Right. I've seen the Lindsay Clancy like case that's going on. OK, I'm getting DMs about it. Is there a documentary that I watched? No, there's I don't think there's a documentary. I think there's one on Amazon. But they're interviewing on the stand all these people. And obviously one of the people is her husband. And so people are watching this case on TV and they're doing all of these conspiracy theories. Well, this is the first time I think I've ever seen people like. And there's millions of conspiracies. And there's millions of conspiracy theories, I feel like, about every trial. But there are people on TikTok that are getting really mad that people are coming up with conspiracy theories. Like, and there are a lot of people that think like, oh, the judge is going to want miraculously or randomly just say, like, we think the husband did it. This is over. Like, we have to, like, accuse him, which is not going to happen. But also in the same vein, like people are noticing certain. Certain things that are like that doesn't add up at all. Like, it's so crazy and heartbreaking. And yeah, it's a lot of people trying to make things make sense. The one thing I will say, she has an excellent lawyer, lawyer, regardless. He is just like a very articulate. So you're watching clips of it on TikTok or like looking at the actual trial online? I'm watching the actual trial like on in different clips. Oh, wow. I also think one thing I learned from. Watching a lot of these kind of documentaries is there's not always a perfect victim. So like a lot of the time it's like I don't like how he or she's reacting or they're not sad enough. They're right. They're too sad. So it's not like there's one way to deal with your whole family like dying. Right. But I'm going to have to look into this and come back on the next pod. I mean, it's awful and it's like so sad, but it is interesting. Like the discourse around it on a more positive note. Yeah, let's lighten it up. Some more positive lore is I found out that the Wiggles are fucking each other. They're dating. They're breaking up. They're getting married. They're marrying new people. They're all there's all kinds of dating lore within the Wiggles community. And they're Australian. So they're all hot. They're all hot. And just the Australian, you know, no, I love it so much. So I have to look into it. But like. People were married and divorced and still on the show. And then now with different people. Yeah. I mean, look, a work crush is a work crush. It doesn't matter if you're a Wiggle or you're an accountant. It's the reality TV show. I think we deserve collectively. That is a society. Yes, the Wiggles. A bunch of gay men choreographing during the day and then banging and fighting by night. No, I think they're straight. They're just Australian. Oh, and I don't care. No. Then I literally don't care. I don't care. Still interesting. The men and women hooking up. Like it's like Wiggles Love Island. There's women on the Wiggles. Yes. It's sorry. That was so misogynistic of me. I've only ever seen men. Originally it was like a couple men. But now the Wiggles community is like a big community of like men and women. Oh. But I don't care if I don't care. I wonder what's all gay men. I don't care. I don't care. If I'm gay men, I'm in. I'm seated. I'm sad. Bring in the straights. I don't care. I could just go in my own phone book. I can't go in my own phone book. Are you kidding? You just have to read old text messages. Yeah. A bunch of hot Australians two-timing me. I could scroll to 2017. Like I don't need. Wait, why are there so many hot Australian men in New York who were just feral? I don't know. And why did they all own shops? Like coffee shops, beer shops, egg shops. I'm like, what is up with you guys in hospitality? Entrepreneur shit. And there's always. Yeah, it's a time. I highly recommend it at least to try. Yeah, totally. Okay. I do also have like a question just like for the girls go community. Okay. When you wake up in the morning and you have a nine thirties Pilates class, which I feel like is. Um, a relatable question for the girls. Are we drinking coffee beforehand? Are we trying to get some calories in beforehand? How soon are you eating when you wake up versus heading to the class? No, one's figured it out. And it's stressing me out before I have to go anywhere from the time. I have to walk out to get to my destination. I'm up an hour before that. We live such different lives. We live this. I don't even know what this problem is. Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe. I have a nine thirties Pilates class today. When do you think my alarm was? 9 15. 9 a.m. Cause it takes 10 minutes to get there. And then I was like, I need to live in chaos. Like I was running around. I'm going to be late. But then I'm like, do I try to eat a little cereal? Is it good? Cause my biggest fear is having to go to the bathroom during a Pilates class. That's like illegal. The, the hour before I've built in my skincare, my coffee, my like my getting dressed. And then I'm always in a rush while also moving at a snail's place. Now I'm thinking of all the times you arrived on time and I didn't, but I'm also like, what are you talking about? Low key. I got so much more sleep than you just to be like five minutes later and looking like, yeah, like shit. No, and I don't do it to like be better than people. I do it because I have a sensitive tummy. Yeah. Like I can't just jump out of bed like the rest of America. I need to ease into it. Also in college when I worked out in the morning a lot, you know, I didn't do coffee in college. Like I was, I was such a little prude. Yeah. I don't know. I just didn't do it. And I'm like, how did I survive college without coffee? So I guess in the morning I just had some water and like, just like pure adrenaline. I feel like, and like being young, a zest for, for life. Dare I say hope, hope and excitement for what the unknown. Now my tick tock algorithm is women telling their husbands if they want a new life to not kill them and the kids. And it's like, no, you have to like, look out. I love how I'm trying to end on a light note of Pilates and you keep bringing us back. You keep bringing us back to murder. But that's all the time we have for today. Thank you for giggling with us. Stay safe out there. We love you. Thank you so much. Talk to you later. Bye.