Giggling about bologna, poison, and ponzi schemes

(upbeat music) - Sup, gigglers? - Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. - Man, if I said shit, we can't be manners. (laughing) (upbeat music) - I'm in the day just got away from me. - Hello, my gillotine gigglers. (laughing) - Violent for no reason. Quick Mormon update. (laughing) - Apparently, the girls in the New Mormon show aren't all Mormon, so people are like telling me that. And I was like, how is I supposed to know? It's called the New Mormon show. - Yeah. - Is this a new segment we have weekly? It's like updating the Mormon community? - Our Mormon correspondents are in my DMs. And then, Macy from the Mormon show, D&M, it was like, hi, girly, we have to play tennis. So I'm in with all the tennis reality girls finally, 'cause everyone's like, make friends with Macy and I'm like, I'm 34, I don't know how to make new friends. And I said, hi, my love. Did you? Wait, did she play tennis? - She's like really good at tennis and her sister's really good at tennis. - Oh right, right, right, right, right. - 'Cause I get a lot of like, hey, songs are play tennis and I'm like, okay, let's see. They played so funny because my DMs are like, hey, I get UTIs all the time too. (laughing) - We have such different DMs. - No, we have such different interactions with people. - But I feel like page-coded girls are up in my DMs, like keeping me, those were like page-coded. - They're trying to lend a helping hand. - Yeah, so I get both. - They're empathic. (laughing) - Oh God. - I actually got a really funny DM from a giggler. 'Cause sometimes gigglers would be like, this would be a funny bit, like you should talk about it. And they said, what do you do when a guy's talking dirty to you and bed? And you like can't really hear what he said. But like you can't say what? - 'Cause yeah. - No, that's the worst thing. - But like you can't just go with it 'cause you don't know what he said. And you don't wanna sign up for something you didn't sign up for what's the move? If he's like, you get both through the move. - I just say, mm-hmm. (laughing) Honestly, because at that point, if I- - 'Cause I know I'm blowing glass. - Because really, like what are they really gonna do? That's like crazy, like there's such talk. Like it's four minutes and 30 seconds out of your day. Like what are they really gonna throw at you that you haven't seen before? (laughing) And I mean, I think we're all alluding to anal here. (laughing) We are, what are we? Two minutes into the episode and you brought up anal. But you have time to be like, hey, I don't swing that way. - You do, you do. You could be like, I was muffled in the pillow. I thought you said, what rhymes with anal? (laughing) I don't know. But I got my microneedling, honey. - Tell me everything. - So I'm like a couple. I got it at 9 a.m. this morning and it's four o'clock right now. - You look normal. - I look normal, right? - Yeah. - It's crazy. I want to say I was read for maybe three hours. I did, it's called RF microneedling. I went to a doctor, I went to doctor, a marine mop mood. Let me tell you something that I really appreciate in people. I like when I meet someone and they are their profession. When I'm at this moment, I looked at her and I go, yeah. You're touching my face. - You're going, you're? - God damn plastic surgeon. Like I, and I hope that I'm also the type of person that if I feel a compliment in my head, I have to say it. So walking down the street if I think you have a cool outfit, I'm saying it because I think that builds up your aura points. Like say it, don't keep a compliment in. So whenever I see someone and they're just so their profession, sometimes Taylor will come to different things we're doing and I'm like, you look like a makeup artist right now. - Because you love Barbie's different outfits. - So when this doctor walked in the room first, when I walked into her office, I was like, yeah. - This is where I'm getting frickin' microneedling done. - Okay. - And then when she comes in the room, I was like, hell yeah. - Like your outfit, your skin, everything about you, her ring stack, like I just felt good. - Her ring stack, I love it. - I love it. - Her aesthetic, yeah, just her whole aesthetic. I was so proud of her for being a plastic surgeon. - I'm just laughing 'cause the group on places I've been to, you would call the police. - You would call the police. - This is literally insane. - So anyway, so I got microneedling done. You go in, they numb your whole face with like a cream for like 30 minutes and I'm in your numb. Then the procedure takes maybe 15 minutes. It basically feels like they're stamping your skin. And like you feel it a little bit, but here's what I'll say in terms of pain tolerance. I actually think laser hair removal hurts. Do you think it hurts? - It's definitely not comfortable, but it doesn't hurt compared to waxing. - Okay, this hurts less than laser hair removal and it's way quicker. They do like a pass on your face three times, I would say. - Does she recommend this over like all the laser facials that the girls are doing? - Different, it's different. Like it gives you different. - Results. - Yeah, like microneedling, I feel like is for boost of collagen. - But we're 27. - I know. - Forever. - But here's the other thing why I like to, like when I'm laying in the chair and she's talking to me, like we're talking about like girls stuff. Like we were literally talking about if we wanted to get boob jobs or not. - She was selling you a boob job. - No, she was saying like reasons why she was like, well this is like reasons why some people don't want to get them and this is reasons why I personally haven't gotten them. But like I do think about it. Like it just felt like. - Cause your plastic surgeon at the end of the day is just a girl. - Well, I'm laying there and I'm like, oh, everyone is just a girl. Everyone is just a girl and we want to talk about girl. - Thanks. - Not to come for the men only six minutes into the pod, but like when there's a man who does like facial surgery, especially who's straight, I'm like, you men can't tell if you got a haircut. How are you changing like the subtleties of someone's nose? - I don't think I've ever met a man with a nose job. - They're out there, but not straight men. Cause because I think of nose that looks kind of broken is like considered hot. Yeah, hot. - Yeah, we'll remember like two summers ago, the guys got rat guy summer and I'm like. - Yeah. - That was. - Oh, that's just the headline and you go, their PR companies felt great. - Crazy, like they get dad bots, they get rat guy summer. It's like, what do we have? - So one last giggler message, she is woman of STEM of the week. She said that she finished giving her boyfriend a blow job and after he came, she went, women in STEM and he said, what? And she goes, never mind. (laughing) I can't make it. - I can't make it. - I can't make it. - I love that. - Yeah. - Okay, so anyway, so I get the micro-needling done and then they gave me products to use for like the next five days. Literally no downtime if I wanted to put makeup on tonight. I could. It's like a gentle face wash, like, good moisturizer. - You want to be what's it called? The person that does stuff for your face. - Esthetician. - Esthetician, what's the other one that pops pimples? - Termatologist. - You want to be it so bad, you're pretending you are one right now and you're loving it. You're like, and then you just see the light cleanser. - I just love talking about my hobby. (laughing) - Sorry, you don't have a passion. If you had a passion. - Yeah, and do you want to know what? You have to go for three sessions, six weeks in between and then you don't have to go again for like a year or like six months and I'm really excited to see this journey. - I love how you went from Botox to this and I really hope in seven months you aren't on us weekly being like, don't get micro-needling. (laughing) Wait, did you see Page Six wrote an article and then Chloe Kardashian commented it and I was like, oh my God. - What, they write an article about? - Okay, Page Six wrote an article about how I said Chloe Kardashian's perfume was the best perfume I've ever smelled and then Chloe commented it and it was like, oh my God, this is like so nice or something. And then I see the gigglers being like, it's a st- The one time I like say I like something and I like messed it up. I'm Page Six needs to get something else needs to happen on reality TV. Like, come on. Well, they also like to take things factually when it's full of a bit. It's full of a bit, you can't just take half of the bit and post it somewhere. - Again, this is my personal diary. (laughing) - Well shout out to Klo Klo, we love you. - No, and I, I'm sure her perfumes are amazing. She is a celebrity. Like, you know when you look at a celebrity and you're like, like, Claire Danes, you look at a celebrity and you're like, there's something about you that I'm scared of and I don't want to be on your bad side. When I look at Chloe Kardashian, there's something about her that I'm like, I bet your house smells so good. - Like, I know that for a fact. - There's just something about her where I'm like, I bet she smells so phenomenal. - Well, I watched her, I rewatch her Netflix show. where they organize our house and she's like, they basically were like, "When do I have to be here because Chloe's already insanely organized, but we're going to organize her organized house and when I'm bored and don't want to clean my own house, which is every day, I'll watch organization shows. It's like my version of porn. It's like, I can't do that, but let's watch people who can." Or like, it's a gear version of like a motivational speaker. Yeah, and then I never start the business. It's your Tony Robbins. Where has he been? People won't talk about him enough. Good. Go to sleep. I feel like there was like a time, like in the early 2000s, late 90s, where there was like a lot of male motivational speakers. Well, there still are now their podcasters. He has a podcast for sure. Yeah, that's true. I want to bring back the word baloney. Like when someone is like full of baloney, it's baloney. Someone says something, baloney. That's baloney. Do you remember in high school? Say baloney again. My story is about baloney. Spell it. B-A. No, B-A? Even I would have said B-A. There's a Italian version and then the American version. Baloney is B-A-L-O-N-E-Y American. But the Italian is B-O-L-O-G-N-A. Baloney. I'm gonna fact check that one. How did you spell your Italian version? B-O-L-O-G-N-A. No, the American was B-A. No, none of them in no version ever. Is it B-A? Okay. How do you spell baloney? B-O-L-O-L-O-G-N-A. What are you googling? I didn't. I saw. Well, we just had an alphabet face off. I can't believe it's quiet. Look, don't tell me to spell shit because I actually am good at spell shit. Why does it keep becoming a bull in a's? Because you're hungry. Okay, you know what? Fuck you. I'm gonna take an L on this one because. No, do you know why? Have my period and I don't wait. I got my period this morning. Oh no, that's not a good sign. That means the gigglers have synced up and that's actually a Ponzi scheme. Like that's a real problem. Well, does yesterday said are you PMS-ing? And I said, okay, if this is me PMS-ing, just like questioning if we should go to the. eat the same food two nights in a row, I must be a fucking angel. If this is so bad, me PMS-ing. And he's just like laughing. And then the morning, I'm like, I got my period. He's like, I know. And I was like so mad, he was right. I don't think your meaner, your period, you just notice things better. Like other things that would, I just like go by when I'm PMS-ing, I'm like, why would you say in that tone though? I'm more in tune with shit. Yeah, like I'm like feeling everything. I'm clocky? I'm clocky. I was like, I think I'm just too nice when I'm not PMS-ing. I think PMS-ing is when like, like the words have come out of my mouth, where I'm like, yes, sorry, that was crazy. And I had my period and I apologize. You know what it is, it's that you can find a problem with everything in this life. And three weeks out of the four, I don't. I choose the high road. But that one week on PMS-ing, I'm like, and that's wrong, and that's wrong, and I'm annoyed. You know and men are like, women can't run the country because like they PMS and they'll just like blow somewhere up and like get into a fight with some country. Like I do feel like that about myself. I thought you're going to say something empowering. I thought you're going to be like, you go, keep me away from the nuclear weapon. Because you know what? If I was the president and someone pissed me off, you know, here's the thing though, I would have a lot of aids. Like my mom would be the first line of defense of like page. I think that's like an extreme, like decision. So I'm not worried, but like sometimes when I hear people say that, like about women, I'm like, I do do crazy shit when I have my period. You know, do you know I wanted to be president when I was little? Like I wanted to be the first female president. And then I realized later in life that I don't want to be a liar. Only men can do that. Yeah, like men are good politicians because they lie in their fake. Yeah, here's the thing, you can never be fake. It's actually so annoying. It's actually ruined a life. Wait, can I please? I remember then a TikTok comes up of like a clip of you on a reality TV show. And there was one where someone was like pages, ability to not speak at certain times needs to be studied. And I actually, as a student of the game, rewatched this and was like, how many times would I have taught a failure? But this is the thing when I would be there with you. I'd be like, is she spacing out? Like how should I say anything? I didn't realize that you're playing chess. Well, I'm out here playing checkers and you're waiting for the confessional to give the day. You're writing notes in your head one-liners, but page, how are you in a scenario watching something and you just let it happen without speaking up? I know a clip that you're talking about and I remember that moment. Why didn't you speak up? I hate to break it to you. I was spacing out during that. She didn't want to know exactly what it was. I had just gotten my eyelashes done and I hated them. Okay. And they were poke. There was parts that were poking me in my eye. And so I know through that entire conversation, I caught the tail ends because I was like, I know for a fact that my eyelashes look ridiculous. People love cutting up clips of your reactions to think, be like, page knows. And I'm like, no, she was thinking about completely different things. Look, I'm never going against good PR. And I'm not trying to expose you because sometimes it is what it is. Sometimes I will be knowing things. Sometimes you do, sometimes. Sometimes I do. I am a witch. Like I do feel things. We film like a whole day and you wouldn't say it worked. Yeah. If you weren't in the mood. Yeah. But then you'd have a day, I was like, oh, she's, she came to work. She's wearing her Prada. Page was, when she put together an outfit, I knew someone was about to get yelled at. I was so scared. So scared. I had so many tells that no one ever picked up on. I was like, I'm in full white, honey. Someone's getting yelled at. I have to look original. I have to look bridal. No underliner. You're like, I'm just a fresh young angelic angel. I'm like, me do something evil. I'm an angel. I'm wearing white. I have a pepilim top on one day. There is a world with this podcast is just a summer house recap show. And what the day that happens, the internet's going to break. The day that happens is the day like my Medicare kicks in. It's time, Hannah, run back the tapes. But like one episode could take us like four episodes. That's where we're doing it at the end of our lives. Why do you think more people in their 90s don't do like heroin and math and do like crazy shit? What are you talking about? Like I guess they're all the S.D. rate in nursing homes is like rampant. Like people are dying from like a they're not dying. They're just like all getting infected because they're all they're in this like incubus. That's the reality show I want to watch. Seeing who Gertrude is going to fuck. Can I tell you something crazy? One of my friends reached out to me like not too long ago. Who was like, Hey, I have this like TV show idea. Like I want to run it by you. And so he's like running it by me and it's basically that. Like it's a nursing home but it's like reality TV. And so I like put him in touch with like some people that like I feel like could talk to him whatever. And this one guy like calls me about it. And he's like, Hey, like I've seen this show pitched before. People have tried to make it. Like I've seen pilots. I've even seen like first seasons of things. And he goes, I'm going to say something that's like really unfortunate. And like this isn't coming for me. It's just like what happens in this specific genre. I was like, okay. He was like, people don't want to watch old people on TV because one they're like not as good looking as if you put a bunch of 20 year olds in a house. So people like fall off. He was like also like not they're not doing anything. Like they're not we're not tracking anything because like they're so old like they are going to. Okay. Well, I have I have thoughts. And like people can watch someone like a love on the spectrum and not feel that way. But when it comes to like older people where like they're maybe dying because of just old age, people tend to find like the lack of empathy. Okay. But if you- Which I was like, oh my god, there's no much better drama than being like, where's Mildred? And they're like, she's not coming to breakfast. And someone's like, she owes me $20. But like as someone who is like I love watching hot people on TV. It's like my favorite thing. I think this guy's wrong because one um what's it called when they're in the water doing either exercises like jazz or size. Yeah like a robex water a robex water a robex that gets crazy um they always have different talents come in so like you just need a cast of like you would just need it to be phenomenally casted. But Paige it's gonna be like below deck where who are the people working in the work in the nursing home. Well I think that would actually be a better. So you're actually following the people who work for it but then you get all the comedic timing of old people who don't give a fuck. I mean my grandpa went on summer house and looked at the camera and said I hate the hamptons. Actually a good show for that would be like how they film the office. It'll also be like a fake documentary style of a nursing home. And it's cute where like you come in and it's already a community and be like oh this guy's sorry. By the way this is what it's like to get on a zoom with us as a production company and like 40 minutes later they're like we actually do script it. Today we were in a meeting. Look sometimes we're in meetings and like sometimes they're think tanks they're brainstorms where like what can we create what's like our story of our lives. And sometimes Hannah will throw out the most insane things and she'll be like yeah and I sent my friend and everyone knows it's me. And it's the most insane thing you've ever heard and everyone just kind of looks at me like damn she was in a dark place at that time. I go I had this friend once. Who dated a really horrible guy and I would send her articles and I'm just like oh my god I'm like was me has anyone ever sent articles to their friend that are like scientific about like what's going on hormonally when they like meet a guy and like what month they start getting annoyed with him and what month like you cannot trust yourself because like you're just on like a crazy serotonin high. No they don't. That's what I'm gonna sit down with my daughter and be like the first four months don't count because you guys are sniffing each other's you know armpits. 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takes literally five minutes to make a grilled cheese you're a chef I'm a chef I get up I make my grilled cheese I go back to my bed do you put butter or mayonnaise on it so I put butter in the pan and then mayo on the sides of the bread you naughty little girl no she's crazy she's aini um you dirty dog I go to bed great I wake up this morning I grab my dish from my the night side table I'm bringing it downstairs I'm betching my hot water with lemon before I go to get my micro-needling I'm having a I'm having the most page morning of page morning I give kitty a kiss I give her some food we're having a time I walk in the kitchen I'm like it's a little warm no can I left the stove on the entire night wait isn't that like how you die yeah I could have blown up no but also from the CO2 don't you have like a I think alarm to go off if that oh like carbon monoxide yeah carbon oxide poisoning oh now you know you're gonna be googling side effects of carbon but is it carbon monoxide fire so anyway don't leave your oven on it's really really really unsafe this is why you don't cook okay now I'm like to have to air out the hole yes open but I feel like if you were gonna die from carbon oxide it would happen last night like I feel like if it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger like now you're like spider-man like you could probably like grow walls now or something you know those women who's like husbands try to poison them but they don't do enough so it's like their body just like absorbs it like I feel like I'm the type of woman that like a man would have to try and kill me like so many different times it'd be like a funny movie like every time I just like weirdly get out of it or you'd be like I think I fixed something suddenly I had more energy I've ever had before right like they inject me and I'm like I was actually test faster on deficient there was a documentary shoot where was it I think it was Argentina I think it was Argentina about this old lady who oh my god she started killing all her friends because she started her own Ponzi scheme oh yeah everything's coming together what we've been talking about today and she basically got them to lend her money and then she she started Ponzi scheme within her tea club like her majon group basically she got them all to lend her money and then once they started saying like hey can I have my money back she would poison them and kill them but they're like all like 80 so the first one dies and everyone's like yeah 80 person died and then two weeks later another one of them dies because she like fell and everyone's like RIP and then a third one dies and no one thinks of anything but then finally they start to realize that every old person who died is owed she owes money to and she was literally like putting little bits of stuff in their tea and killing all her friends oh my god yeah but she still says it wasn't her because they don't actually have the evidence but they're like three old ladies who were in your coffee club eating biscuits with you you owe them all 20 grand and they're all dead and she's like this is recent or like this is an older documentary this is like it was 20 years ago when it happened oh so she's dead I think she might still be alive I don't know I don't like Google stuff after but I wonder if she was like 80 but I love how when women kill they do it they do it tastefully it's just always shocking when a woman does something but I hate that it gives the men like any well you know what I would say not all women not all women also was pissing me off is I watched Laney Wilson's documentary on Netflix yeah I saw that she's so cute and she has a big ass so I feel like we're like connected like she's one of us she's one of us and how do you love L fanning I've never yeah I thought about L fannings but I thought you just said that you love the fanning sisters I do but not but I wasn't I wasn't like sexualizing her but oh because everyone says like L fanning has like their best body I mean she has an amazing body I have to check out her butt after this thank you put them out to do list look am I a country girl some not really but I appreciate a good music documentary yeah you have red hair yeah country music's crazy because it's one of those things that they're like it's for the boys yeah they hate women in it it's like how only men could be chefs but women cook and it's like in country music it's for the men it's like standard comedy where it's like it's for the men like I I related to her because I felt like women in country music are like females really like any women in any sports I'm sure they have stories for days story for day but it's just so funny who decided like a genre of music was for men the men but I've never like heard a woman sing and been like that would have been better if a man sang it right never and then yeah like all the pop girlies are like killing it but Then if there's like too much guitar, you're like, no, that's a man. That's a man that sings at about beer If you sing about beer, you gotta be a man. There's also so many like subsets of country music Well, that's why they were so mad about Beyonce. They were like no This is not country music and she's from Houston. Right So I just want to shout out all the women fighting for their voice and country music also When I think of country music, I think of the girls. I think it should not. It's Wayne. I think a dolly part in I don't think of I've never thought You know something that did come across my desk. That was actually like quite concerning wait first Did you see that Harry Styles and Joey Krabitz might be engaged? Yeah, I feel like the new celebrity thing is like after Zendaya did not Show her wedding everyone's like wait, that's cool. So now everyone's trying to do everything on this on the download Do you think I think it's more fun to wonder. Yeah, that was so pessimistic of you But I don't know if they're not Shit, I feel like they're just not sharing it because they're such a list celebrities and he's got to sell a tour honey. Oh True, I've also got on a weird tic-tac algorithm of psychics like telling me the vibes they get from couples Have you ever gone on that? Yes, I love it. It's and they're always like this is this could be completely false And this is just based on what I think because then I'm like I'm a witch. I knew it. I think she's a Scorpio I really feel like I could I would connect with her Sometimes I see her in clips, and I'm like that would be my friend She's a nippo baby that people don't talk shit about because she's such a cool nippo baby Like her parents are so cool that they're like you should be in front of the camera Yeah, Lenny Krabitz is somewhere like say it. I dare you. That's what I want to watch That's that's celebrity Lenny Krabitz and Shirley is Sarron Yeah, those are a list celebrities. Mm-hmm. We're losing the art of a list and I I don't I that's sad to me We've lost club culture. I don't want to lose the art of like an a list Celeb because a list want podcasts and podcasts. There's want to be a list So no, it's gone gray. It's top guys. It's gone gray But then there was like a blind item weird rumored that was like Taylor Swift was mad That Joey Krabitz was dating Harry Styles, but I forgot that Taylor Swift even dated Harry Styles But also I'm like she's engaged. I doubt you would be mad. I have a good question. Yeah in terms of your friends and who they dated Is there an expiration date? Like how long how long has to go by? Before you're cool with them dating an ex You know Hannah. What a crazy question phenomenal question, and I truly think every situation is unique because there are men that I dated for years That if my closest friend called me and said, hey, I'm gonna hook up with him. I Would not care I would less than not care. Yeah, I Would be worried for her and I'd give her all my concerns But it'll also be like I couldn't give a flying fuck. I've also dated nice guys that I'm like I'm not the one for you, but like I really want you to meet someone and I have some friends If you like to talk totally and then it's like I have a situation ship that like we could have hooked up five times Mm-hmm, and if someone called me and said they were going out on a date I would melt to the ground. I'd be like They can't do that to me. No, that's such a good point because we're all just like energies like meeting each other But there's certain people in your life that you're like that's my man forever Like there's definitely certain men that I'm like we never dated, but like we dated You know we dated and I know we dated and we have like a weird, you know, but like we never actually dated Mm-hmm. Also, I think things get so changed so much when you cross over into your 30s because relationships go quicker If you dated a guy and then your friends start dating him like a couple years later Then you do look at her funny like okay the whole time where you like eyeing him like where you even giving me good advice Like you start just like thinking about that. Yeah, I also feel like if you have a crush on your close friend's man That will hurt your relationship with her because like you can't act normal, right? And I also think that's why it's important to be in relationships like me and you where we Have such opposite days and men. It's so funny Anyone that I would go for you would be like that's adorable Yeah Every now and then you'll dabble in my Kind of man, yeah, and I will be like why the fuck did you do that? That's a horrible idea Well because any guy that I've dated that I've really liked like because there's some I've dated that I'm like Wait, I hated you the whole time and that's that says more about that thing you are close emotions I'm like that's my own trauma, but the guys that I've had like the best relationships with are The men that love how girly I am. Oh my god That's why no man has ever been attracted to both of us too But I'm like just thinking of like what relationships. I would categorize as like those were learning lessons That was actually a good healthy relationship wrong timing or like this was a bad relationship like when I look back on my Life of dating you can you really can see The level of like either mental illness or the level of confidence and it's kind of crazy Before but I think C-song is so real whatever happens in your last relationship You search like you overcompensate for the opposite and then you keep C-song until you find that like Exactly exactly, but it's also interesting as you get older like people get divorced of like that There's so many I think you don't even have to be in a small town though because LA in New York I feel like that happens all the time, but I guess no L.A. It is like a small town because like they're all fucking famous people I'll fuck each other so that there's a lot of like oh he's now with her ex husband. I'm nervous and scared But excited for the tea In like 10 years when we get to the point where like everyone's getting divorced It's gonna be crazy, but also empowering like when it's gonna be really empowering I love when girls divorce. I feel like it's so exciting But and then also like there's a whole crop of divorced men who are pre-trained and so tired from being yelled at and like had court-ordered therapy that are like coming on that relationship better Like I have one girlfriend. I have one girlfriend and She's single and we'll like talk about dating or whatever and she'll say like no, no, I'm second-wife energy like I and I just kind of love it like because she's like I know what I want and what is gonna happen for me and like my energy is second-wife and I'm fine with that and I'm waiting for that And I'm like, okay, that's so good. I actually just thought of something of why I Feel like I've never I've never double dipped with a friend and I think it's because I'm too competitive No, not competitive, but prideful Because my thing is I never want to be with a man who didn't choose me the first time Yeah, and that is what you should remember be like at the end of the day He saw you and the friend and picked the friend You weren't like whatever perhaps you weren't chosen first Don't be chosen second like and I think that's why like even if I like thought I got this cute and you start hitting on my friend I'd be like not the one for me Move on My competitiveness has gotten me in some pickles indeed Yeah, cuz you want to like show off in a way and then you're like I Like you don't like me Just wait on it wait on it, and then I'm like, oh mom I know I didn't like me cuz he's fucking crazy. Can you help me get out of something really quick? Hey, I'm locked up No, it's so to say to every refrigerator in so many words I'm always calling my mom every day asking. Can you help me get out of something like that is the general? Bye, but I'm like can you help me with this? It is I do like I don't want to annoy my husband and my mom with too many scenarios But then you know when you probably should have just called them in the beginning, but you're like I'll deal with it by myself Sorry I was just looking up because I couldn't think of what was the what was the baloney company that was like really And it was Oscar Meyer I couldn't think of the name that was really annoying me because I'm pretty sure I have a memory of my childhood of me singing of going on the Oscar Meyer weener car If I was an Oscar Meyer weener that is what I truly want to be and if it wasn't Oscar Meyer weener I just I was it was annoying me the entire you singing a hot dog song no one would I guess That would happen on this pot everyone's mind is blown. Yeah, I need to call my mom after because I don't know what this memory is I'm having a memory and why were we in a parking lot and why was the Oscar Meyer weener truck There and why do I kind of remember wearing ballet flats? I have another question for you. Yeah, I love all animals Like I know all my cat person, but I also like dogs sometimes When I'm walking past the dog park I'm walking up to the fence to look at the dogs in the dog park But then recently I started be like am I fucking creepy that I don't have a dog and I'm just looking at other people's dogs (laughs) - Don't. - I would say if it was a playground, yeah. Dog park, no. - But like when you're just like watching other people's dogs and like you feel weird, when you do it every day. (laughing) - That is weird. - I live right by a dog park. And every time I have, there's this little dash on him, Kevin, who I love, I want to steal Kevin. - Actually, no, I don't think that's weird. I don't think that's weird. - But like if you brought your dog to dog park and a couple keeps coming and like trying to get attention from your dog, I'd be like, get your own fucking dog. - I think he'd be like trying to sex traffic me. - Yeah. - Did you see Billy Eilish said that you can't love, claim to love animals and then eat them? - Why are you trying to ruin my weekend? - Because I was just wondering as an avid animal lover as you are. - Oh, you love animals so much, eat tofu, bitch. Oh, you love animals. - Sorry, I hate vegetables. - Thought you said you couldn't be fake in the beginning of the pod. Thought you said you couldn't fake it, huh? - I love when you call me out, it makes me so happy. No, she's right. - Because you think? - She's right. And it's like, when I eat meat, I lie to myself and I like eating meat, like not like, I like when it's like a hot dog. Like I can't look at it and be like, that's the head of a pig. Like I like to lie to myself. Like I'm eating beef jerky and I'm like, this is just a little lollipop of protein. So if when something looks too like that's the leg of it, yeah, I can't. And look, I wish every animal would live. I wish every animal would live. I haven't thought about this. So I don't have a form of PR statement. So as weekly. - Shoot up, don't say anything. - I just kind of feel like. - He does gonna come for you. What are you gonna say? - I just kind of feel like I'm a human. And to survive for millions of years, humans have eaten animals. And there is no, if you do and no animal diet for the rest of your life, I would assume that you have to supplement those vitamins with something else. And if not, I would assume that that could be really, like detrimental to your health. Like. - Yeah. Well, it is like for your iron deficient, I feel like eating a steaks once in a while is good. But I also. - It is a privilege to not be able to eat meat and like get all your nutrients, like to be able to be like, well, I go to air one and I get tofu salad, whatever. Because if you're just eating chips every day, like you're not gonna make it. - I'm not trying to alienate the vegetarians. I can just say that I have never thought about being a vegetarian for even a second. - I just, I wish we could be more organized about it. Like, I would so be down if we were like every Monday, no one eats meat and it saves this many animals lives. Like, I'm more about like, how do we make it the least wasteful as possible? So we're not just like killing animals, we don't need to kill. - Okay. I can support that. - The vegetarians have to be more organized and cause now it's like one-offs. I don't know, maybe they do have meetings or that one. - They need to have a PR strategy meeting, for sure. - Their PR is bad. - It's all over the place. - Their PR strategy, it's a damn ass. - We need a consensus, like a short statement of what is their thesis? Like what are they standing for? - And it's giving like how feminists, everyone thinks, like, everyone used to think feminists were just like, angry women who wear cut-off shirts. - You know what a lumberjack's wear? - What a lumberjack's wear? - Overalls? - Yeah, overalls. - You know one thing that really grinds my gears is when people are like, she's a bad feminist. Like I just feel like it's another thing for women to be mad at women about. It's like, okay, now she can't even be a girl good enough. - Well, you know what some women talk about on TikTok, which makes it real, that men are in the defensive. They just have to defend their power, where we have to be on the offensive. And when we're fighting each other as women, plus we're trying to take, it's so complicated 'cause we're like, you're not even fighting the right way. And where men just have to protect. You just have to protect what they have. So us trying to gain is so much more complicated. And feminism PR is fucking horrible. - Yeah. - 'Cause yeah, they all think that we just like lumberjacks and we hate men when we just want equal opportunity. And we hate men. (laughing) - I'm just so mad that I didn't spell baloney, right? (laughing) - Wait. - This is a thing though, learning how to take a L will make you more successful in the long run. And that's my mental health moment of the week. - Oscar Meyer Baloney, B-O-L-O-G-N-A. - Yeah, that's the time version that I gave. I gave you two versions, both correct, with the, like, in a sentence. And you still were like, no. (laughing) I gave you the pronunciation. - I'm just not so. (laughing) - You're trying to find a way to go. - Well, B-A-L-O-N-E-Y is the common spelling for the pronunciation. - Which is bell. - Pronunciation and the slang. - You're not winning this argument. Why do you keep repeating? - I just keep me look better every time you find it. You're proving my point. - Honestly, I've said that in so many relationships. Hannah, oh my god, I've never heard that back to myself. - Oh my god, I've never heard that back to myself. - I've actually never said that line before. Was it good? - Yes, that hits. I'm so proud of myself. - You're proving my point. - Oh, I've actually heard you say that you're proving my point. - I needed that. Hannah's heard me fight through walls before and that's actually, like, my favorite war ever. Okay, that's all I'm doing right now. - Page will be the fight through wall. - And at first, I was like, I shouldn't hear this. Then I realized, oh, I need to get me in on this. Then I started texting her like, no, you're not crazy, that was valid. I literally watched him guys later and I was like, no, no, no, no, no, stay with your point. You were right, don't turn, stay with your gut on this. - That is every woman's dream to be in a fight with her man and have her friend on speed dial. - Yeah. - Basically, we were in a boxing ring. You were my coach, I was coming back. - You were like that. - Cut me. You were pouring pouring water in my mouth, fixing up my cuts and being like, get back in there at your point. - That was the ultimate friendship 'cause at first, I felt like it was like listening to two people have sex. I was like, I feel wrong about this and then I was like, she needs me. Like, this is an opportunity. - It's so funny 'cause in the beginning, I was nervous, I was like embarrassed. I was like, and Hannah can probably hear this and then 10 minutes into it. I was like, and I hope she's listening. (laughing) Because I feel like that was a great line that she would appreciate. (laughing) Also, it was my best friend. Nothing feels better than hearing your best friend. - Stand up for herself. - Yeah. - You're like, fuck yeah. - Yeah, I'm like, go harder. Go harder, actually. And then you want to jump in. I'm like, tag me, bitch. Tag me. Anyway. - Any hill. - I also have to apologize to the academy for one last thing. I've been doing this thing back to my headphones. We're like, you were going to Zoom and like, you can't hear the person. And you're like, I can't hear you and you get all frustrated and you're like, they're clearly wrong. And then you realize the whole time that your thing wasn't plugged in. And then you have to pretend that you like clicked something crazy to make it work. I do that too often to people. I've done it to you. (laughing) Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized on a Zoom by me. You'd be like, can't hear you. Fix your side. - Yeah. I've been personally victimized on a Zoom more than once in one day by you. Like. - Why are our Zoom's so chaotic? - I feel like I've gotten on a Zoom and you've been like, no makeup today, got it? Okay. (laughing) - I walked into two separate meetings today. One in person, one not. And I literally was L Woods being like, I wasn't aware there was an assignment. Actually, I'm unprepared for both of these things. That just happened to me. I went on a meeting and they go, did you send, did you get the slides? And I said, no I'm not going to ask. - No, normalize being like, no, fuck, I didn't look at it. But then normalize being like, I didn't get the slides. Let's reschedule this. I'm not about to just do this meeting. If I didn't have the proper information. (laughing) - And sometimes, more live today's episode, you don't have the proper information. - Sometimes you were not. - No one prepped you properly. No one prepped you properly. (laughing) Wait, the L Woods scene when she goes, did you read the book? - And she's like, I actually was unaware that there was an assignment. That seemed shaped my young adult hood. - I wake up in the middle of the night sweating, thinking that I forgot there was summer reading and all summer I didn't read. And then I showed up on the first day to a British woman being like. - And she gets kicked out of class. I was like, I was so hurt in that moment for her. - And but also why didn't she have a computer? Like everyone else had a computer that felt like, - She did that outfit. - How much could she do? - She put all her money in her vintage. - She brought a moving truck to Harvard. (laughing) - Okay. - Okay, we love you guys. Thank you for giggling with us. We'll talk to you later. Bye. (upbeat music)