Getting Robert Downey Jr. In My Car

[MUSIC] What's up guys, well back to views. We are back with another episode, Jason Nash is here. Natalie Maraduena is also here, the heavy hitters are here on the pod. >> Checking in. >> Yeah guys, we're about to fucking, for the next 42 minutes, you're ours. We're gonna fucking, we're gonna play with your little ears and send you sweet sounds. >> Ooh. >> And stories of growing up, I'll tell you something, maybe I'll tell you something's about high school, maybe I'll bring up Marvel. >> Whoa. >> Going way back. >> Yeah. >> Amazing. >> Today will be a special episode. We're recording this on Monday, if you're listening to this on Tuesday, hopefully my vlogs up. >> Yeah. >> It's where we go to Monaco. Really exciting. We went with this guy named Jag. He's a billionaire. >> Yeah. >> A billionaire flew us out. >> I was a billionaire different than everybody else, Dave. >> It's just better. >> Yeah. >> Just better personality. >> Yeah. >> No, no, no. Well, okay, we went out with him because he has a really interesting concept. He's starting a YouTube channel. >> Yeah. >> And as a lot of people are that make a lot of money, I think it like helps their businesses. I think social media presence is just like so different than what it used to be. >> Yeah. >> Like now I think everybody wants it and it's required for almost any field now. >> Yeah. >> Like, even if you want to be a CIA agent, it requires some social media presence at this point. >> No, but he does an interesting thing where every dollar he spends on a video, he matches that same dollar to charity. So it's really fucking cool and obviously he's a wealthy guy. So he spends a lot. A video will be like, okay, I don't want to spoil it, but the Monaco video, and you'll see it in his video, he's posting the same time as us, but it costs him a little over a million dollars for the Monaco video, just to book the boats and the book, the houses, transportation, everything about playing over a million dollars, so he don't need a million dollar to charity, which is really sick because it's like, it's kind of the best of both worlds. You get to watch a really fucking cool special video. And then at the end, there's people benefiting from the other end of it, which is really interesting. >> Are you in his video? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> What are you doing in it? >> Dude, we went to, what we just like go on his boat. We did this, we did this, this isn't in my video, this is only in his, but we did, he challenged people on the boat to try to make me and Jag where the judge is, his name is Jag. And the whole point was, if you can make us laugh, you get a thousand dollars. >> Yeah. >> And it was like some of the most nerve-wrecking, nerve-wrecking shit at, were you there? >> No. >> No. >> But yeah. >> Who made you laugh? >> What made me laugh? >> Yeah. >> Well, it was so awkward. I mean, why was it awkward? How do you explain it now? >> Six girls and then it was John trying to make us laugh and Jonah. >> Yeah. >> I laughed at it. >> I laughed at it a couple times. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Because I was like, oh my God, I have to laugh. And it's like, Jag was fronting the bill, so, someone's got to win. >> Yeah, it's kind of a no-brainer. I think like six people won. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> But yeah, no, it was really interesting. So, the Monaco Vlog's really fun. I really, I really, I don't want to spoil my video, but yeah, I think you should go watch it and then definitely go check out Jags. >> Yeah. >> But glad to be back home. >> I got so fucked up. >> Friday. >> You drank? >> Fucked up. >> I had a brand deal for ED medication. >> Oh. >> Or rectile dysfunction. >> Yeah. >> And- >> It's like the most you thing ever. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> So. >> You had the right guy. >> So, they had sent me placebo's to take, to shoot with the video, you know, and they weren't placebo's. >> Oh. >> So, I left here and I was like, started to feel really bad. >> Oh, you texted about this. >> And I was like, I was like, Naveen, I'm like, is it like so hot? She's like, yeah, it's hot, but I'm like, I just feel so awful, blah, blah, blah, blah. >> Oh, no. >> And we're driving home. You know, I've got a fucking rock hard boner. >> Oh. >> Really? >> Yeah. And so then, my blood pressure started to drop, I got like cold, because I was just popping these fucking things. >> Like, how many? >> Oh, like, just for the video. >> Just for the video. >> Oh. >> Yeah. >> Oh, you were like, you kept reshooting a bit. >> Yeah. So every time, it's like, you take it, you know? So then-- >> Wait, wait, wait. >> Even the placebo though, I wasn't even like-- >> Wait, wait. >> Yeah, you thought it was like literally a sugar pill? >> Yeah. Oh my god. >> Maybe it's a placebo. >> How many did you pop? Deadass. >> Maybe like, I think I went through four, I don't know if I ingested four. But-- >> Okay. >> You're supposed to take one. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And the hospital had EKG, had blood drawn. And-- >> While you have a boner? >> Yeah. >> Wait, wait. Even at the hospital? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was interesting. We've been to that ER recently, and they make you wait forever. And for whatever reason, when they heard what was going on with me, like, you know. >> They probably didn't want you in the waiting room around all those people with an erection. >> Yeah. They put me in a wheelchair. They rushed me in. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> It was like, the doctor was like, okay, so what is it, like, hey now? And he goes, he goes, how long? He goes, I go, well, it takes about 15 minutes and lasts for 36 hours. Like, something like that. I was like, making a joke in the office, and he was like, no, don't make any jokes. And yeah, I was just really sick, and I'm still, still, so fucked up. >> I mean, do you have a boner? Is that what you're saying? I like that? >> Yeah. I'm hard right now. >> Yeah. >> What's that? >> How long did you have it for? >> It was about 36 hours. >> Wait, what? >> Yeah. >> What are you talking about? >> You had a boner for 36 hours? >> I mean, on and off, intermittently. What are you talking about? >> I mean, intermittently, like, it would come in waves. >> Like, just randomly, or were you, like, thinking about something? >> I thought you could go blind if you have one for, like, over four hours. Isn't that, like, the whole thing? >> I've never heard that. >> What? Yeah, that's, like, you can go blind if you have a boner for four hours? >> Yeah, from, like, pills. That's, like, the big, warning thing. Like, you may lose your sight if you have a boner for over four hours. >> Right. >> Yeah, that's why I've always been always scared of boner pills. I've taken one once, and it truly is, like, I mean, I don't know now if you've ever taken boner pills, but it really is, like, it's a different kind. >> It's something, I agree with you. It's something I've never seen before. >> Yeah. >> On me. Like, I was, like, I don't know whose penis this is. >> No, no, no. >> Yeah. >> Like, what do you mean, it just grows so big? >> It's like, dude, this is, like, yeah. You're, like, you're, like, an NBA player. >> Yeah. >> Like, I mean, this shit works. >> No, no, no, it's truly, like, you're, like, you wouldn't recognize it, Nat. Imagine if you look down at your stuff, at your crotch, and you saw it, like, 10 times bigger. Like, you'd be like, what the fuck? >> Well, that doesn't make sense for a virginian, but like, you should try something. >> Yeah, you should, but your virginia will probably grow up. >> I would probably grow up. >> No, but without, like, sugar coating or, like, being weird about words, it's the hardest boner you will ever, it is, like, truly when people say, like, I'm rock hard, it is, you're basically a rock. >> It's so, it's so rock hard that I don't think, like, 50 men could take care of it. Like. >> 50 men. >> Yeah, you know what I mean? >> Like, the fuck you mean 50 men? >> If 50 women, 50 men, whatever. >> That's nice. >> But, you know what I mean? Like, it's not even, like, so yeah, it had just been so sick for, like, three days. >> Wow. When you texted that you had an ED, I thought you were having an ED disorder. And I was like, oh, like, he, like, he must, like, be really, like, binging right now. >> Say, yeah. >> So he got sick. I thought you were saying, yeah, I thought you were saying you have been eating disorder and you're eating to which food, so you can't do the pod because you had, I didn't know you had a boner. >> Yeah. >> Wow. That's really crazy. >> Yeah. >> And then, did the doctor give you anything? What did they have to do? Did they just have to, like, monitor your vitals? >> Yeah, they just monitor my vitals and then they're like, yeah, you just got to go wait, wait it out. >> Wow. >> And it was, like, painful, I would imagine, or no? >> Only painful in the sense of, like, a headache and, like, nausea and -- >> Oh. >> Wow. >> But it wasn't, like, my face didn't hurt. >> Are you still doing the promo for the pills? >> I don't know. I mean, it works. The bit came out great. >> Yeah. I mean, oh, could you fill in the whole thing? >> Yeah. >> Oh, that's really funny. >> Yeah. I filmed it. And then, I was like, oh, that was great. I was so happy. And then I left and I was like, oh, but I mean, like -- >> Wait, wait, wait. Did you film you going to the hospital? >> No. >> Oh, that's so funny. >> Yeah, but I mean, I agree, but I don't think that's something that they would want. >> Yeah, but you accidentally did that. Like, that's not like a -- >> Right. >> Like, that's -- you know what I mean? It's like one pill sent you there, like multiple sent you there. >> Right. >> Damn. Did you tell them? >> Yeah. >> They were like, there's no way you got real pills. >> Really? >> Yeah. They're like, there's no way. And I was like, okay. So we're testing the pills now and -- >> Wow. >> They see -- >> Oh, they still think that they sent you placebo pills? >> Yeah. I think that -- I think that they -- I think that they really did think they sent me placebo pills. >> No, no, I believe -- >> They came from the factory and they just didn't know. >> No, I don't think they're trying to do -- >> I don't think they screwed up. >> I just think that -- >> But do you think there's a chance that you took those placebo pills? And your brain just went, I'm going to have a boner for 36 hours? >> I thought of that, too. I thought I was like, am I just really dumb? >> Yeah, you may be the dumbest guy in the world. >> I know. [laughter] >> You tricked yourself. Am I really dumb that the placebo worked on me like a rat in a lab? >> Also, did you -- they told you they were -- okay. >> Yeah, I mean, they were like, here they are so you can take them in the eye. >> Did you hook up with your wife? >> Yeah. >> Like, more than usual? [BLANK_AUDIO] No, no, but at some point, I was just like, I can't even, she was like, I wish she was really funny. She's like, we're taking you in an only fan's house. We're gonna rush you there now. (laughing) - Wow, that's crazy. Damn man, I wish you understood what it, that's like. - You can't even have it in your pants. Like, you can't even have pants on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's how bad it is. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's just bursting through. - Yeah, it's bursting through. - I'm telling you, it's weird. It's not like a regular thing. - But like, don't you just get hard normally? Like, really hard? - Not like that. - Like, really hot. - Girl or something? - No. - No. - Really? - I mean, obviously, I don't, I'm fucking ancient. - Yeah, no, no. - And he does. - No, no, no, that does not work like that with me. Like, maybe when I was in high school and like, I was first getting them. - Yes, yes, yes. It's like that. - It's the same feel. It's like, you're, it's so out of your control. Like, in high school, like, I think I talked about this. Like, on the pod, like, you would really good boners. We're like, you'd be like, why the fuck do I have other studies right now? And I can't get it. I can't, I have to carry books when I walk through the hallway for no reason. - Well, I get the unexpectedness. I'm just saying the. - No, but I'm saying, like, that doesn't happen to me anymore. - Oh, yeah, you, like, you have control over your whole life. - Oh, I'm pleased. - No, but, okay, yeah, I'm pleased. - I always check it with you. - Jane knows me really well. Dave, you still get those boners on the plane, though. Don't forget those. (laughing) - Oh, here next to me. - Damn, I didn't see that. - I feel like we've just like exhausted all our boner and penis talk early in the pod. - Oh, sorry. - And normally I like to like, space it out. Like, did you have more? - I mean, all my notes today were about penises and vaginas. - Well, we're on pain. - No, no, no, no. That's pretty fucking crazy. I'm really surprised you could see. I really thought that if you, 36 hours of in and out boners is like, that's a magnificent feat. That really is really incredible. - Yeah, I feel like trash. - Guys, if you're looking to do something this summer, there's a good chance it involves getting tickets. Which is why I want to give the sponsor of today's video, Seekyke, a huge shout out. With over 35 million downloads, Seekyke is the number one rated ticketing app. There are more than 70,000 events listed on Seekyke, including concert sports, festivals, and more. 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Thank you, Seekyke. - I got a call from my Ferrari guy today. - Okay. - And he was like, "You looking to sell your car, "your car just went up $200,000 in value." - Ooh. - And that crazy? So the car Karina got me, for half a million dollars, is now being sold for around $700,000. - What? - How crazy is that? I don't know. I think that Ferrari sold that auction and all the Ferrari's went up. - So okay, so I think there's a couple things going on. I think with the cars going more EV, going hybrid, I think the original cars are going up in value that are naturally aspirated, real engines, like the whole fucking thing are going up in value, like no hybrid components. And Ferrari recently came out with a really ugly car, as people are calling it, it's their new electric car. And it's so ugly that I think it's spooked people into the future of Ferrari. And I think it helped the older Ferraris. And I think people are just buying up all the old Ferraris right now. I think they're all going up in value. - What do you got to do? - No, I would never sell a gift. That car is like, if I get into financial trouble and I need to move back to my hometown, that is my like life line. Like I'm gonna have to call Karina, be like, "I'm so sorry, this is all I have left." I'm selling your car, and I'm moving. I'm moving, yeah, I'm moving away. - What will you do when you get the roadster? You'll have so many cars. - I'm working on selling off cars. - You are? - Yeah, yeah. - This was an accident what happened with the amount of cars that aren't like it's not, right, you didn't expect some of them. - Yeah, I didn't expect some of them, and some of them were funny. Like the fucking Rolls-Royce was so dumb. Like it was like a dumb bit. And I don't know, a day of that, yeah, a day of it. And they all came through like dumb bit ideas, but yeah, I think that's really interesting. - Yeah, I saw tattoos on my body. - From day up to day up bits. (laughing) - It means like, what's that? I'm like, oh, well, oh, we needed a video. - Dude, I really want, we're trying to pitch like, Marvel ideas to like do things for Doomsday, or really want to do something around Doomsday. And one of my ideas is, if I can get like, Robert Donney to like sign my arm or my leg, and have it say love you 3,000, I would just get my first tattoo. - Oh. - It'd be really fun. - That's nice. - We should put it. - I put it anywhere. - Where would you want it? - If he was here right now and go we're gonna do it, where'd you do it? - Probably on my thigh. - Yeah. - I'll tell you what's a good spot is upper thigh. - Yeah. - Where you wear shorts, so you can hide it. - I think that's cool. And I like when like, all of our guy friends, I feel like a lot of them started their tattoos there. - Yeah. - And I feel like it's like a pretty cool place to like start stacking random things. - Yeah. - 'Cause you like never really see it. But yeah, other Marvel news I was watching some Stanley interviews. Do you know the Hulk was an accident that he was green? - It's kind of like. - Cool sort of, do you have you heard of this? - No. - Stanley was saying basically he came up with a Hulk obviously and he was supposed to be gray. But when they started printing him out on their paper, the publisher that was publishing it, the grays would come in different colors. So it wasn't working 'cause every page was different. So then they just made him green. - Oh, sort of like a functional reason. - Yeah. - It's just because of the print. - And that interesting. - The printer wasn't doing green properly. Did you see that GTA 6 got hacked? - Yeah, I saw they leaked it, right? - Yeah, so this guy's cyber leaks is like releasing clip by clip, have you seen his net? - No. - 'Cause somebody already beat the game, right? - Apparently beat the game. And I mean everyone's speculating of like what's going on. Path of people are like, is this rock star like the game company? Are they putting it together? And then, but this guy, he's got a dead man switch on the game. - What's that? - So like, so basically if he has a switch that he has to hit every 24 hours, that's what a dead man switch is. And if you don't hit the switch, the game releases to everybody for free. So it's, so rock star can't come and kill him or can nap him. Be so, or else the game will be released. So like, he's got rock star and kind of a predicament. - Does he actually know? - I mean, I don't know, he's releasing this game footage and it actually looks, first of all, I think it looks incredible. I think it looks really good. - Where is it, like on Twitter or something? - So what do they kill him after the game releases? - He's putting it on TikTok. Well, yeah, I mean, he's got a couple months. But the game looks incredible, but it's just kind of crazy. And then someone at the same time also apparently, I don't know how accurate this is because we're not seeing real proof. They leak the Avengers Doomsday script. - Oh, do you read it? - So I read, it's not the, so it's the full description of what happens. - Right. - Like play by play and it's a page long. But it's like, first, you see Dr. Doom here, he's talking to this person and they're planning to do this. Like, it gives you that play by play. It's not a script where it's like 180 pages. But it's that. And I read it like about halfway through it and I was like, I can't, I can't do it. - Why did you do that? - 'Cause it doesn't, wouldn't that spoil it for you? - Yeah. - I read enough to where I wasn't spoiled and where I just got excited. - Okay. - I don't know. Seeing, I read so many conspiracy theories on Doomsday that like, it doesn't matter if you tell me exactly what happens. - Yeah. - If I see it, it's gonna be a whole other thing. - I see. - Like seeing it is where it's gonna be very extreme for me. But I'm really hoping I could do something with Marvel for the premiere. - Yeah, what other ideas you got? - I mean, my dream, my dream scenario would be to put Robert Donning the back of my car and to ask people who their favorite adventure is. - Oh yeah, yeah. - And then Robert Donning pops up in the back. Like, that would be-- - Ooh. - That would be great. That would be-- That'd be the perfect-- - Be so nice. - That'd be the perfect person. And I got to do that with Kylie Jenner and Justin Bieber who I would argue are the two best people to do that with. - Yeah. - Like two opposite sides of the spectrum in terms of pop culture. - Yeah. - And like, really tapped into the youth. Especially at the time when I did it with him. - Yeah. - And I think Robert Donning would just be like, the perfect other side of that coin. And like, would just be incredible. Or spend a day with him like I did with Borat. Like that was, that's one of my favorite videos. - Can you believe I put that on my second channel? - I did, did you? - I was so precious about my main channel. - 'Cause it wasn't like a normal vlog. - Yeah, and everything on my main channel had to be like multiple bits. - Right. - And 420. - Oh really, and that too? - I think so. - And this was like a six minute video. So I was like, this has to go on the second channel. That's how fucking lunatic I was about the main channel. That I thought me hanging out with Borat for a day was not main channel worth. I remember. And it was like one of my best videos I think I've ever done in my entire life. I remember all the shit used to give me for longer videos and now you're making longer videos. (laughing) - Well, I still stand by what I said. - Yeah. - Like if someone cubs to me and they're like, what should my videos be like? I'm like, I think long videos are ass. - Yeah. - Like I just think for me, 'cause I'm 30 now. - Yeah. - And I know that I talk about it. but like I'm 75 years old, they're just easier to make. - I fell into a thing the other night. Devin took me somewhere to like a game night and I couldn't believe it. - What couples you guys hang out with? - These couples and she's like, "I really wanna go to this game and I really like this girl." And I was like, "Okay, I'll go." And I went and they were really great. I love them, I think they're awesome. But again, they were all like 25 and I was like, "They're even younger than David and Natalie." This is crazy. - Wait, why? - I can't get away from it. - Wait, that's crazy. - We were playing game night. We're having a best time, we're having a blast. And then of course, we're playing one of those games like-- - It's like the Veeds friend? - Yeah, it's like cards of humanity. It's like a game where you're giving out choices. So age came up and of course like one of the cards was like, you know, have sex with someone twice your age. I was like, "Oh God, here we go." - Oh my God. - I never was like, "Oh, absolutely not." And yeah, they were like, they were all like 25 and I was like, "Oh my God, I can't fucking get away from this." - What's the oldest you've gone, Natalie? Do you have a limit? - I don't know, I like to think like 40? - 40, would you ever put your boyfriend or husband through a loyalty test? - For sure, yeah. - Really? - Like what is a loyalty test? - Well, I think there's two ways to do it. I mean, I'm sure there's multiple, but like, when I imagine loyalty tests, I imagine one like, actually three ways. Like a girl DMing him. - Okay. - And just like, you could take like a really hot girl, take Georgia. - Yeah. - Hey, Georgia, can you DM my boyfriend, see if you bubble up? - Yeah. - It's evil. - Is it? - 'Cause if they responded like, yeah, I mean-- - Okay, two would be like, setting up something in person. Like your boyfriend's approach, or three, that I see the most is like on TikTok, is like when people swap phones. - Swap phones? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, are you, how long have you been together? Two years, okay, would you guys swap phones? - Yeah, yeah. - And they're like, yeah, sure. And then apparently everyone's an idiot. And no one knows about recently deleted. And then he goes into recently deleted and everyone's like, that's just a coworker. It's like, okay, I'll open up the text messages and they're all fucking. - Oh yeah, I mean, I would totally do that. - Okay, you do. - I mean, like, that's so fucked up. - That I would 100% do. - Yeah. - But would you have a girlfriend or a hot girl reach out to your boyfriend to see if they were cheat? 'Cause in some ways, I think that's fucked up. - Right. - Like, it's almost like you're not, you don't trust that person. - Yeah, it's starting setting up really bad precedent. - And kudos to you. I don't know if this is 'cause I know you. But like. - I can't wait for what you're about to say. - Well, no, I'm just, when I think of girls in general, I'm like, oh yeah, girls like cheat. Like, I really never see you ever cheating. - But is that also 'cause like, I never see fuck. Like, you're never just doing it as a single girl. So why would you do it in a real relationship? Do you, I mean, like, is it my perspective of you or is it you? Do you know what mean, Jay? - I know exactly what you're saying, yeah. - Like, no. - I don't think now, it would ever cheat. - No, right. - Yeah. - But like, do you look at it even now? But do you look at other girls and are you like, oh yeah, I could see this girl cheating, I could see this girl cheating. - No, I never look at a girl and think she's a cheater. - Really? - No. - But that's probably, I always think it's the guy that's gonna cheat. - Oh, really? - You think girls cheat a lot? - It's a big, I think it's 50/50. - Yeah. - I think I really is. - I think people would love to argue one side over the other. I think guys love saying that it's girls. Girls love saying that it's guys. But I think it's pretty down the road, down the middle. - Yeah, I don't like have, I think that there's some people that like put themselves, like some girls that put themselves in scenarios where it's obvious that they're in situations where they're probably more likely to cheat and like they're hanging out, people that are like, you know, going out, partying, I just feel like my priorities are different. - Like, wait, you would put yourself in situations like that more like girls do that? - No, I think the reason you think that is because my priorities are so not associated with men. Like, I don't care about that. Like, that's not like a big priority of mine in general. Like, I'm very much more career in like financially focused. - It's really weird that it's actually so true about you. 'Cause like, when you go out with your girlfriends, all they're doing is talking about guys. - Yeah, I guess. - No one's talking about career. - Oh, no, never. - No, no, no, right. - I need to find some new girlfriends. - But that, but those, but that's, you have an, you're an interesting person 'cause you have a really weird balance. Like, you do like going in to get shit faced. And then you also. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm going to a friend's wedding this weekend in Chicago. Natalie's coming to Chicago. I just keep picture with this. I'm so excited. 'Cause Natalie's not going to the wedding. - I'm not invited to the wedding. - Not invited to the wedding? - No. - No, but like, but like we have plans to go out in Chicago the right after. - Right. - Like I want to take all our friends, like all our hometown, like big hometown friend wedding. - Oh, fun. - Like maybe-- - Austin John? - There's like 30 plus people over my school going to this. - No, it's like more of Ilya's friend group. - Got it. - So it's like 30 people going. From the friend group. And I want to take them all out to the club, but like Natalie's not invited. But like she will be in the city. So I just like, I'm just like, really looking forward to the image of her pulling up in the party bus. Everyone's in their wedding outfits and Natalie's-- - She could my mother put dead. - Natalie picks us up at the hotel or the wedding venue. Like, okay, to the club. And I was like, well, fuck did she come from? - You're not going to tell them that Natalie Mara Dwayne is coming. - No, no, no. I'll probably be talking to her all day. - Got it. - Organizing where we are. - Is that you're not going to the wedding? - Oh, no. - Oh my God, she's so sad. - Do you think she was trying to like put it on me that like, you're so pissed, you're not invited. So I don't even think he was invited. Like, let's be real. He's invited. - I don't know how I got invited. 'Cause like, I know this guy. - Yeah. - But like, not super well. And I was, I was, I didn't text him. I'm like, I'm like, I'm invited. Because Ilya was asking me, or someone from the wedding asked if I'm gonna share a room with him. - Yeah. - Just put a room. And I was like, I don't think I'm invited. So then he's like, no, no, no, no, you are. I just asked him. And I was like, what the fuck? And then I reached out and I got so excited. 'Cause like, dude, this is like, this-- - And he rubbed it in that at least face. - Oh, yeah. 'Cause more people are going to this wedding from our high school than I think went to our reunion. - Yeah. - Probably, right? And like, more people that like, I know, like, I actually communicated with these people in high school. So like, the reunion was fun. 'Cause it was like, the people you'd seen the halls and like, you're catching up with them. And that's amazing. Like, these are people that like, you're talking to, like, every day. So this will be really nice. - What are you gonna do? You're gonna, like, get drunk or? - I don't know, I'm like, I'm-- - All these people, first of all, are married in, like, 50% of them have children. - This is Natalie's jealousy talking. - So I think it's-- - Natalie's like, you think anybody's gonna want a party? You're fucking wrong. - No, I'm trying to talk about-- - They all have kids. It's gonna be boring. - Well, it could be their big night. - Night out. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, no, we're gonna have fucking sitters. Like, I feel like going to a friends wedding is still a big deal. Yeah, like, it's still like, and guess what? - It's two people from our high school getting married. - Yeah. - It's not-- - Oh, right, right. - It's from the same class. - Yeah, yeah. - Two from our grade. So it's like-- - I'm a while out of get it going, huh? - Yeah, so this isn't like, this is two front groups coming together here. So it's a pretty exciting thing. - Yeah. - You ended up sharing the room with the guy? - No, I didn't. I got my own room. - I knew you did. - I was like, I was like, I'm so sorry. Like, I just need my own room. - I'm so sorry. I'm very angry with that. (laughing) - I do not share. - Oh, yeah. - That'll be fun. You'll have the best time. You'll have a good time at the wedding, and then you'll get your Natalie time after. - Yeah. - That'll be great for you. - And I think after, yeah, so we, after that, we're going to, I think you're coming to this. - Yes. - So we're going to the lake house. - Yeah, it's so exciting. - So we like rent to the lake house for like three days. - Yeah. - And we're just gonna kind of vibe. I convinced Illia to come till Tuesday. - Oh great. - I had to play him in rock paper scissors. If I lost, I owe him $1,000. - Okay. - And if I won, he'd come for two days. - Wow. - So it's been a incredible deal. I think it's just the, the OG Zane can't make it. - That's very sad. - Okay. - Joe and us coming. - Okay. - Taylor, John's gonna be there. - Great. - And Illia. - I solved my sister. - And Nat. - Oh my. - She's so fun. - So yeah, it'll be, it'll be nice. It'll just be so nice to be in the Midwest. - I realize these, isn't it weird, like this is the, like I think about trips back to my hometown. Like Natalie thinks about trips out of the country. - Like when she, like when her eyes sparkle 'cause we're going to China. Or like South Africa or something. The way she gets giddy is exactly the way I feel about going to my hometown. - I relate to that. - Like true, true, like passion. And like my heart feels warm. And I get like really excited, really excited. But like more so like with purpose. Like I like that we're landing and we have something to do. It's not, we're not just going to get drunk in Chicago. That's how it excites me. It's like going to see people that like, I know for my childhood just nothing makes me fucking happier. - That's so sweet. - I will say, I had this horrible experience last time I went to my friends wedding. I'm not gonna call the girl out. I hate when people fucking do this to me. I fucking hate it. Am I even gonna say who's wedding or what it was? But she was like, she wasn't in my grade. She was like three grades lower. But we'd all hang out in the neighborhood like in the park. And she was just like somebody's little sister, right? And so like I knew her, like I know, I don't know, I don't know. Like someone you know in passing, right? And like I saw her at this wedding. And I was like, hey, how have you been? Like what's new? And she was like, oh, - Oh, you don't have to do that to me all the PC stuff, David, I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, I'm just, I'm like, PC stuff. Yeah, like, 'cause I was asking her how she's been. - Like, small talk. - She was like-- - PC, like, politically correct? - Yeah, she was like, she was trying to tell me that I was like being too polite. - Oh. - Like, like, we know each other more than that and like, it was like, like, it was like, Dave, come on, we've known each other forever. - Like, yeah. - And I'm like, I'm actually, I'm genuinely curious how you've been doing, like, you don't really care what you don't really want to know. - Yeah. - I hate that. And like, making me feel like, oh, God, I hate it so much. I was like, oh, just 'cause you're in LA, does it mean you need to be like, I'm like, what the fuck are you saying? And I was like, do you want me to call you like a slur? Like, what do you want me to call you? Like, to prove to you that I'm like genuinely being like, real with you here. - Right. - But she thought I was just being too nice. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And to protect my image. - Yeah. - And I was like, are you a fucking crack? Like, like, like, are you nuts? Like, and it got to the point where I was getting really frustrated and I went up to my friend who was having a wedding. I was like, what's this fucking bitch's problem? And I was like, it was, it's celebrity man. - It fucked with people. - That was aggravating me a lot. That's only happened to me, like, that was like the one time it happened. I mean, I think about it, like, once a month. 'Cause like, I don't know why. - That's her own insecurity. - I don't know what it is, but it really about, I hate that shit. I hate that shit. - Yeah. - 'Cause it doesn't, you would think that that would happen a lot 'cause it's like the typical, like, story of people from high school, but like, it's never happened. I don't know, sorry, sorry. It's like such a neat problem and I'm bringing it here to the podcast. I'm sorry. - Well, that's what we're supposed to do. - Yes, that's what stresses me out. - The safe space. - Yeah, the lake house will be fun. What are we gonna do there? I don't know. - Everything. - I guess like, just get a boat. - Yeah, we're gonna get a boat. - We're gonna get jet skis, we're gonna get water toys. We're gonna have campfires. - I think when I'm excited about it, I was like barbecuing. - Barbecuing. - I'm excited about doing nothing. And like, I think like, we go on a lot of these trips and it's a lot of like, no, we're doing this. We're doing this. And helicopter ride here. Like, I really want like a lake house. It's just like, just hanging out. Maybe I'm watching TV for eight hours of the day. - You know, it's fun at a lake house? - What? - Cards. - Yeah, cards are fun. Play some imposter. - Boster. - And most excited thing I think I'm looking forward to is like ordering food. Like just like Midwest food. Like, I want pizza coming in. I want culverse. I want portillos. I want pop bellies. Like just getting hot dogs and just like, living a fat life. I'm really excited about it. I've diarrheaed for, you know, for a really long time. So I feel like I have like a full week of being able to catch up and do whatever I want. - Have you gained back your weight yet or no? - I'm not checking. But like, I don't know. Oh, I've also been thinking about my weight. - And like, I think it's like a mindset. Like, I don't actually care about my health in terms of weight. - Great. - The thing that bothers me the most about my weight is how I look. It's my face. - Yeah. - It's how I'm in your face. - Okay, I'm not gonna say who. - You look good today when I walked in. - Thank you. I think it's the blue that I'm wearing. I'm not gonna say who, but there's this celebrity who we've recently seen. And he's in really good shape, runs every day. But he's a really chubby face. - Okay. - And he can't help the chubby face. - I think I know who you're talking about. - No, I think I know who you think I'm talking about. Actually, you know what, that's a perfect example. - Okay. - Right. I think I should-- - Guys, reading my mind right now. - Yeah, that's great. - It's going on. - Incredible. - Let me get-- - Let me guess. - Does his name start with, and this is lowercase? - Just say the damn name, bro, I'll cut it out. - Okay, great. So, all right, we've just set it off camera. So we've listed like five celebrities. - But they're all chubby in the face, right? - Yeah. - And that's my biggest insecurity. - I don't care about my body, so now I'm trying to reprogram my body. I'm trying to reprogram my brain, and I'm telling myself, I'm naturally chubby in the face, and I can't help it. - That's what I say to myself. - And when I start thinking like that, it in my ass. (laughing) And now it's allowing me to eat whatever I want, whenever I want. I had-- - Amen, brother. - I had thin crust pizza with ranch yesterday. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, and because you know why, Jay? 'Cause I'm naturally chubby. It's not my eating. It's just how I was born, and the more I can reprogram myself to give myself, maybe a little bit of an eating disorder, I think, because there may be, I'm on the line of it, but I think it really helps me just kind of eat and enjoy whatever I want. I'm not overeating to where I'm consuming bags of chips and unhealthy loads of ice cream and things like that. - Yeah, you're looking at it all wrong. Your chubby face makes you look youthful. - Really? - You know that phrase, it's when you get older, it's either your ass or your face. - What? - It's like a famous phrase. - No, I've never heard that phrase. - That women say, it's like, you're face can look good or you're asking look good, but you can't have both when you get older. - What would you prefer Natalie? When you look at a woman, what do you think is that? Oh Jesus Christ, so sneezes are too loud. - When you get skinny, your face gets like sunken in. - Are you an ass or a boob guy? - Boob. - Whoa, you answered that quick. - Yeah, always been a boob guy. And I know I'm like out there and it's kind of an outlier, but I'm a boob guy. - Natalie, what about you? - I love some ass. - Really? - Yeah. - I think girls love ass. - Yeah, I like when the guy has a nice little tight cheeky. - Oh, sorry, I'm talking about like for girls. - Oh, the women I hook up with, yeah, ass for sure. - Like when you look at a girl, what do you envy the most? - Oh boobs. - Oh, interesting. - Yeah, her boyfriend, her loving relationship. - Wow, really? - Her untoxic work environment. (laughing) - Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. - Yeah, he was like sewn out. - Wait, what are you saying? (laughing) - Are you making fun of me? Sorry, I just don't know what you're saying for you. - Can you just take it about boobs and ass? - Yeah. - Well, I'm trying to think what I like more. And then I started thinking about boobs. - You're an ass guy. - Really? - I don't understand ass to be honest. And I know I have a real big one. - Wow, okay, not humble at all here. - Oh, I didn't say it was like the nicest ass, but it is large for sure. - Oh, okay, I could see it being big, yeah. I was in a bikini, I was in a bikini. I was in a bikini. This is the first time David's ever commented on my ass ever in his entire life. I was in a bikini at Coach Oliver filming like a house tour or something. And I was like looking in the mirror or something. And you were like, damn, Natalie, you really do have a big ass or something. And I was like, whoa, what are you looking at? - I think I thought that like a couple of days ago too. You had like something on, I was like, what the fuck? Who's a bigger ass, me or you? - We're probably the same size ass, but our bodies are just shaped differently. - Yeah, I think we do have, I think our proportions are differently, but I think we have the same size ass. I would agree with that. - Yeah. - You think so, exactly the same. - I have a really big ass. - Yeah, David's got a big butt. - To the point, well I think my body structured weird too. - Do you have trouble getting skinny jeans on? - Do you have trouble getting the jeans over your ass? - It's not even, no. - No, it's just a simple question. - I mean, I just wanna make sure you understand how big my ass is. I don't wanna, I don't wanna be tricked into something to show some people think I don't have a big ass. - Okay, okay. - I don't know, is it my ass that's weird or my walk? 'Cause I remember that TikTok popped up and I talked about on the podcast and everyone thought I had to go take a shit. But really, I just walk really weird and maybe that was the first time somebody saw me in motion. - Yeah. - Do I walk weird or is my ass big? - I think like that video was like a very out, like it did look like you're probably maybe holding something in. - Yeah, why did it look like that? - I think you're under, I think the pants were sagging and it looked like your underwear was like calling us. - Sideways. - Yeah, twist it or something. - Okay, okay, okay. Okay, do you think I walk weird? What's more true? My ass is abnormally big or I walk abnormally weird? - The thing is, you have like bowed legs so I think your hips kind of fray out a little bit and it makes your ass bigger than maybe it actually is in terms of my. - But I think it helps me with speed. I see. - Oh, you know, speed demon? - Well, yeah, I think like on the Peckleball court when I'm going back and forth, I think the way my legs turn allows me to go left and right quicker. Yeah, I'm kinda built like you saying bolt. - You saying huge ass. - Insane bolt. - Insane ass bolt. (laughing) Yeah, okay, well, I am not a tit or ass guy. - Yeah, I don't find you to be that any category. - I think I'm like. - Do you like women or? - No, I'm super. - I'm wearing the cock. (laughing) - I'm a bulge guy. - I'm a bulge guy. - I'm frontal bulge guy. - You are kind of a dude guy. Like you kind of are like. - Like a compliment guy is more than a compliment girls. - Yeah, like you're just like into men. - No, I love, I'm a leg guy. - Like legs to me. - Yeah. - But like that is it. - Hmm. - Like to tell 'em, tell 'em what good I am at it. I'm recognizing legs. - You look like an athletic leg. - We were sitting down once at a party. - Like a toned leg, like a nice toned leg. - We were sitting down at a party and I was like, yeah, like basically crouched like Natalie and I were like, we're beat. And so we were just looking at people's legs. - Oh, people explain it. We were like, it was like a club. So everyone's standing on the booth, you know? - Yeah. - And we're sitting on the booth. We can only see people's legs. - Yeah, and like 10 legs away, I saw a pair of legs. I'm like, I think bubble-blows here. And then I got 'em, like right on the nose. Like some of the best legs I've ever seen in my entire life. - It was in fact. - You were able to tell what girl it was by her legs. - Yeah. - Okay, yeah, I'm like very, like very particular about legs. Like to the point where that like, that is like. - This might be weirder than ass and tits. - Really? - I mean, it's not actually, but- - No, I'm saying like that's like, I think to me goes, like, we're talking about physical, right? We're just being strictly physical. This isn't about, like, personnel. Like, I'm not gonna get into that stuff. But like, no, but like, just strictly physical. I think it's face, then legs. And then I don't care about the rest. - What do you guys do for sex? Like, what do you mean that? - What do we call it? - What do we do? How much we charge? - The fuck does that mean? - I almost got laid this weekend. - Yeah? - Yeah. - Where were you? - I was at a party. - That was a problem. Where was she was? - What? - Where were you? Well, I assume you didn't get laid 'cause of the distance. - Oh, so far, I was like deep in Malibu. Malibu beach, like birthday party. - Okay, were you there? - No. - No, David didn't come. That's why I almost got fucking laid. The men were swimming. - We're such a cockpot. - Really? - Yeah, yeah. This guy spotted me at the beginning of the party and the way that he locked in on me, like right when I walked in. - Wait, do I know the guy? - No, no, he's like-- - Dude, I may actually be a cockblock. I know we joke about it, but I actually-- - Definitely are. I'm also just more free. I'm just bouncing around like a little fairy. Little sexy fairy. - Oh, and you, and when I'm there, it's like you're like on chains. - Yeah, I'm like, ah, fuck. - Chop of the hut. - Yeah, literally. - No, but he, when I walked into the party, - That you've never seen this guy before? - Never met him before, never seen him. - Never seen him before. - That's fun. - No, who he is? And I walked into the party and this man, like does the most dramatic double tank, like I was like the most beautiful creature I've ever seen. Yeah, and I like-- - What time of night is this? Maybe in the hammer? - There's no, it's still light out. It's pretty sunset. - Must have been pre-gaming hot. (laughs) - And then, and then, mother fucker, he, I like, I'm with my girls and like a little circle and I see he's outside of the circle doing this like double take moment. And then I like, look, I don't like make eye contact 'cause I'm like, okay, he's got to like come up to me and like make the first move or whatever. I'm not going to like lock eyes and invite him into the circle. - Yeah. He's got to have the balls to come up and say something. And so I kind of like look away, whatever. And then I see, I'm over at another party, like an hour later and I see him kind of like walk by and like make eye contact with me as we're like dancing or whatever. But I like, didn't like lock eyes with him. He wasn't that, he wasn't that cute. But anyway-- - Oh my god, poor guy, listen to this pot. He's so excited. He's grinning from ear to ear just until he said that. - I'm just kidding. - Hey, Jeremy, she's retelling the story. I was supposed to, we can all listen. - Cute. - He was ugly, but I was desperate. - No, he wasn't ugly. He's not ugly, he's definitely not ugly. - He looked like Shrek. - He just wasn't someone that I would typically go for. I think. - Okay. - Like it was atypical. And then I'm like dancing on the floor, whatever. It's a little bit later. And he comes in, locks him with me, has a full conversation, now we're like locked in. - What'd you say, what'd you say? - I don't really remember the extent of what he said. - What was the opening line like? How'd it come to say how do you-- - He said something really goofy and then his friend was like, dude, just be normal. I hope that was like really, it was like endearing though. Like his friend was like kind of like trying-- - Great friend. - Trying. - Terrible. - No, no, you-- - Call attention to your mistake. Well, it depends what the goofy line is. - Yeah, no, it was like-- - 'Cause it was actually properly like really cute goofy. That's funny. - This guy was like very much like a student high finance guy. So I think like his friend was like trying to play into it and be funny and like light in the mood. And it worked, you know? - Okay, what did he say? - I don't remember. I don't remember what he said. - That's okay, then what happened? - Then he like went, he was like, "Can I get you a drink?" Like I just like, I don't know if you've noticed, but I've just like been so captivated by you all night. - Wow, I like that. - Yeah, yeah. And I was like, I was like, oh yeah, I would love a drink or whatever. And he's like, okay, wait here, I'm gonna get you a drink, but like you promise you'll wait. And I was like, okay, yeah, wait, I'll get dancing. And then he brought me a whole bottle of tequila. He was like, I just got the whole bottle. I didn't know what you wanted. - Oh, wow. - Like inside of everything. And then I was like-- - If a girl told me she'd been captivated by me all night, I would think she wants to skin me alive. - You could say to a girl, I'm like, you know what I mean? - Yeah, I don't know. - Or like if you're like Marlon, or like really hot. Like if a girl said that to me, I'd be like, yeah, you're talking out of your ass. Okay, sorry, keep going. (laughing) Anyways, I thought it was-- - That would fuck me up for the rest of the time. I'm thinking about it right now. I probably wouldn't be talking to that girl. Are you okay? - No. - Please someone walk up to David in real life and say that. - I've been captivated by you all night. - No, but you could say that to a girl. That's like really good. - It's good life. - Yeah, it was really sweet. And so then we started talking or whatever and like we went, he was like, let's go down to the beach. Like some people were like by the beach. It was on the water at the house. And some people were down there just like, you know, fucking around in the water and stuff. And he's like, let's go down by the beach wherever we were talking, having a whole conversation about each other or whatever, getting to know each other. And then we sat on the rocks and we just like kissed. And then that was like the end of the night. - How many times you kissed? - A couple. - Wow, like make out? - Yeah. - Holy shit. - And then his friend was by himself. They didn't know anybody at the party either. They had come in from out of town and had like a mutual friend invite them. And his friend was like, so do you guys want me to like stick around? Like it was so funny. And that was like his friend being there awkwardly as like the third wheel was like a point of the conversation that ends up. - This is like a guy you would see again. - I don't know, then at the end of the night, now it's like two a.m. Everyone's kind of leaving the party. We can see from the beach that everybody's clearing out. - It's an hour car ride home. - And it's an hour ride home. That's why if there's any chance of anybody getting laid, it's impossible. - Yeah, because I was like, I don't want to sit in the car so I don't know. - Yeah. And we see everybody leaving. He's like, so like, what do you want to do? Like, nah, it's like, do you want to come to my place? Should I go to yours? Whatever. And I was like, oh, like I don't want to do that. Whatever. But like you can take my number. And he was like, well, we don't like, then he pivoted and he was like, well, we don't have to do that. Like I can just like go back to New York and like, we don't have to talk again if you don't want to. - Oh shit. - And I was like, mmm, I don't think I want any more of this. But this was really fun. I loved kissing you. And that was it. - Wow. - We got like weird. - No, it wasn't weird. It was just kind of like straight forward. - Jy like I rejected. - Yeah, yeah. - What the fuck? - That's kind of not cool on his part. - No, what do you mean kind of? Super not cool. - Yeah, he should have, that's like threatening. - He was like leaving the nose. - Oh, I'll go fucking kill myself. - No, that's not what he said. - You want me to kill myself? You want me to kill myself tonight? - I think he was trying to, I think I was also being confusing 'cause I was saying things that kind of made it sound like I hook up a law and I'm trying not to do that anymore. I think that's the way it was coming off. Like I'm just like some horny girl. - That's really funny. - And I think he was like miss, I don't think I was communicating with him. I was trying to say. - Oh again, okay, you're a slap but you're trying not to do the name. - Yeah. - You got it. - Cool. - All right, well, I'll just go back to New York. - I'll go to New York. - Which was not the case, I'm gonna say. - Damn, well, he's you guy. - But why wouldn't he say, like, you know, I'd love to stay in touch or something? - Here's my number. Call me if you ever come to New York. - Well, that's a really weird line to be like, we don't have to do this. I thought you were saying like, he was saying like, we don't have to, like- - It's kind of like that girl that you ran into at that. - That is what he said. He was like, we don't, well, it was much more like, he was like, well, we don't, yeah, he said that. He was like, we don't have to have sex. Like, I can just do whatever, like you want me to do. Like, I don't have to do anything, whatever. And then I was like, oh, I'm not really like, it doesn't really matter what it is. Like, I love to like, make me out with you, but I don't really want to go home with anybody, you know, to try to, you know, whatever. - He was straight, like, I'm just gonna go back to New York. You made it sound good. - No, no, no, no, no. - Oh, good. - No, it was like a whole, it was like a 15 minute of me being like- - Oh, okay, okay. - He walks down the beach, Nellie, just here. It's like, I feel like a minute. - Fuck! (laughing) - God damn it. - Anyways, yeah. - Well, good stuff. - But I almost got laid. - Well, I had boys back in. - Where'd you go? - So we went to the gate, we always go there. - Okay. - Zook. And John ratted us out once again. - What are you? - No. - What do you do? - I mean, John's just like, oh my god. He didn't rat us out, he, no, he stitched on us. So he, okay, so the people we work with, Taylor and Brooke and Bella ended up coming to the club. Just on their own. Like, obviously, I'm not fucking texting him to come to the club to meet us, right? Like, this is our night, like, whatever. And then John, the next day, was talking to Julia, his girlfriend, and he's like, and he's like, it really didn't even, it really wasn't even boys night. (laughing) Because, like, girls came. And I'm like, what are you fucking saying? Like, first of all, that's boys night. Like, girls are allowed to be there. I don't know, and he's really weird about it. And then he was also texting Julia at the time. This is weird why he would text his girlfriend this. But we got there early to the club, 'cause we like, to get there, like, right away when there's no one there. And so if you can just drink and smoke, like, right on the patio, it's really nice. And he was texting Julia, and he was like, it's completely empty right now. Like, there's not even any girls here. And Julia's like, why the fuck would you send? Why would you text me that? That it's empty, that there's no, and she texted back, she's like, well, that's fine, 'cause it's boys night, right? (laughing) He's just such a bad communicator. Oh my god. He's getting himself in trouble just by texting. 'Cause he just, leave, put the phone down and do it the night. He's like over-communicating, and then it gets mixed up. Very, very, very much. You wanna play a pigeon in the cartoon? No, thank you. All right, guys, well, that's all the time we have for today's pod. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you, Natalie, for joining us. Thank you, the mystery man out there who took one for the team, made out Natalie. That's gonna be really good for her work. I think this week will be in real time. Yeah. Reels are high. Okay, we'll see you guys for the next one. Bye