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Getting revenge on ur bully by fucking her virgin little brother

The podcast covers a range of lighthearted topics. It begins with a discussion of a scientific claim that humanity will end in about 19,126 years, though the hosts quickly dismiss the seriousness of the prediction. The main segment focuses on the most annoying aspects of being a teacher, with callers highlighting unpaid work for extracurricular activities, intrusive parents, relentless marking that often happens at home, and students coming to school sick. The hosts sympathize with teachers' challenges. Next, the show explores a new chip shop in Noosa that operates on a pay-by-weight model, allowing customers to choose chips and toppings like yogurt shops. The hosts debate the value and practicality of this approach compared to fixed-price chip shops. Finally, the podcast discusses actress Olivia Wilde, who shared a personal story about the end of her marriage to Jason Sudeikis—when he admitted he didn't know her anymore—and reflected on her relationship with Harry Styles, noting they existed in a bubble that made others "mad" with their happiness.

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This is a FITZI WebRailK podcast. Welcome to the podcast, guys. No, thank you for being here and officially welcoming everybody. Do I have to be? Yeah, you do, contractually. This is an interesting topic and I don't want it to get too heavy because the podcast is about a little bit of light entertainment but some scientists have come out and said that they know with 95% accuracy when the human existence will fix it. No, no, no, nothing to do with that. I'm sorry, when the human existence will be gone and nothing to do with anusol. Why do we need to know that? Well, they've just ran some calculations based on increasing planet temperatures and how much of the population has existed for how long and they've come up with a number which is pretty scary, almost like anusol. Is it in our lifetime? That's all I need to know. I'm not going to say I think about the kids. I don't think there's any kids down there. But how do they know with 95% accuracy? Accuracy. They just can't. Yes, they think they can pick the weather as well. Bloody icon, peak rise for adept. Well said. You hear more about predictions on the podcast. This is a FITSI with Brin Kate Podcast. I hope I'm not going to get into trouble for talking about this. I want to know what the most annoying part of your job is. Teachers. I don't want you to answer. Already lit up. So I think that's an indication that there are many annoying things when you have to teach our children. Fair to say most of the calls might be saying things like the parents. Oh, good one. Oh, yeah, really good. I like to repest when it comes to schools. I know I am. You are a bit of a pest. I'm the opposite of my wow. I would hate to be receiving this email. No, I do want to talk about this because this is actually giving credit to teachers. Very strong. Good on you. Because seeing the kids sometimes get out of the car and walk through that school gate. It's the greatest moment of the day. No offense to the children in the car listening at the moment. No, I think teachers should be held up there like Jesus. They are failing them to a cross. No, not like that in terms of how high we regard God. Oh my God. I can't see if there is no cross. I haven't seen a teacher turn in order to wine. No, no. I was simply saying and there we go. You know, it's got they have been the drink bottles sometimes. No, just the job and the responsibility, the hours for what I consider a lack of pay as well. I think they're underpaid. They do an extraordinary job. I mean, I am a parent of one daughter. She's 11 and a half. This is my only experience. But what I do know is that this rule that teachers have to abide by is very different from when I was at school. Now, I had, I spoke to a couple of teachers from the school that my daughter goes to this week. Am I allowed to tell this to you? No, I think I am. Well, I'll do it. How the teachers do it. When teachers call parents now if there's been an incident or a difficulty or even an injury at school, they can't now say, I'll buy the way little Bobby hit Tommy over the head. No, no, no. They can't say no. So I had a very funny discussion this week with two teachers where it was like we were talking in code. Like so you could say my daughter's name, but when other children's names came into the equation, they have to say the other child or the other things like. But in my head, I know who the other children are. And I'm sure that when other parents are spoken to, they know as well because you've had a conversation with your child when it's come home from school, when she's come home from school. So let's pretend that the curly blonde head girl with the birthmark on her neck. Maybe she does. Maybe she does. Yeah. Slap to my daughter. Yes, something like that. And I just think if the job isn't complicated enough, having to decipher conversations and be just a little more delicate would be an annoying part of it. The other one for me is I've been into a show until before and I can tell you as a teacher you have to get used to that aroma. I suppose it's like working in an abattoir, isn't it? Well, a bit different. Well, it was a blood and death in the club. Well, even primary school cake. Really? Well, before they've learned the art of deodorant. There's a mixture of everything in that room. Yeah. It is packed in the bug. Let's get to the teachers. Jenna, hello. Are you a teacher? Yes. High school teacher. Okay. We'll go. What's the most annoying part of the job? Staying back after school or before school for extra curricula and not getting paid. What do you mean you don't get paid for that, Jenna? Is that like a rosted on thing? No, you volunteer. So I volunteer to do the drama club or coach the volleyball because if you don't have teachers wanting to supervise it, it doesn't happen. Yeah. And, Jenna, that's a lot of people don't realize because you get so many school holidays, but you're preparing for the next semester. That's the tough one. Amanda, what have you got for us? Definitely the parents. What's the worst of our lives? What's the worst of experience? I'm a primary school teacher. Oh, look, I think it's more just overall then questioning your decisions. We would never go into someone else's workplace and question you on your job, but you are questioned on everything. Great that you're given. You know, what happened to their child, even though you know what's happened. There's no accountability. Amanda, that's so true. Imagine someone storming into this workplace and telling us what to do. Why did you do the final on what's the most annoying part of your job teachers? What's your problem? May is given us a call. Let us let us know your least favourite part of the teacher role. It has to be marking. Oh, I can. When do you do that, mate? Oh, usually at home. When you sit with your family, your husband, seeing your mum, the marking, it's never endless. It's never ending and it's relentless. Make an eye out, steigest. Every now and then you just skip through a few questions and just look up and look out for a mate when you've had enough. Oh, no, I can't do that now. Hey, mate, there should be a, I mean, you could have an AI system now where there was a template. A lot of teachers are actually starting to use AI to help plot and plot. It would give a great consistency across the board, you know what I mean? It does. It does. It frees you up for a few more venos, mate. You know what I mean? Yeah, system. All right. Good stuff. Danny, what part of the job do you dislike? It's the parents sending the kids to school when they're sick and so you end up with a headlight and the flu's and the colds and everything that the kids have and then you're unwell. Do you ever got words? Have you, Danny? No, not that one yet. Do you go, do you go home to your right? Do you have children at home as well? I've got one girl that's 12 years old. Oh, that's good. That's right. And the whole family gets. Yeah. You must, you must see that just, you must see that dripping off the inner their nose, Danny going, that's that's going to just spread everywhere. Oh, Danny, if a kid comes into the classroom and they've just got green running down the old snot slots, can you just kick the kid out? No. Not really, no. Yeah. You ever have about the parents who are going, I can't take the day off work. This child has to get to school. The teachers do an extraordinary job, don't they? I hate it. There's two things I hate. Racism and other people's kids. And these teachers have to handle all of this. It's extraordinary. This is a FITC Whip Realty podcast. There's new business started up in noose, tasting street and noose. Now, I've got a question this because when do we start paying for food by what the weight is of it? Okay. Forever. Yeah. Have a listen to this. A world first self-served chip shop has sold out of spuds after its Queensland launch went viral online. Chip and Mix has seen customers queuing out the door and all the way along nooses popular Hastings Street. Oh, I've seen their FITs. Chip and Mix. This is so, this is what it is everyone. It is basically Yo-Chi, your frozen yogurt, but it's with chips. Yep. So you, you, and it's the exact same setup. You grab your bowl, you go in there, you pick what chips you want, whether it's sweet potato or your normal potato or whatever. And then you put your toppings on top. The thing, I just, why are we starting to pay more for how much it weighs? We have always done that. No, well, it's, but it's, I know, not, you know, I'm stuck at the shops. Yeah, that's, that's why fruit and veggie. I, it will even you go to the fruit shop. You're paying for everything by weight, but I know what you're saying FITs. It's like the, um, these fads that are coming along where it's, it's appealing to the kids. Really, like I understand I have to pay a certain amount for eight slices of slimy. Depending on the weight, but now kids are going in and they've got no concept of money and they're just loading up with chock chips and cookie dough. The first time you go to a frozen yogurt shop with your kids, they absolutely load up and half of it is not eaten. I can promise you. Yeah. $30 worth of ice cream for the novelty of it. - I mean, you can't pull the lever at EOchi without that sort of half a cup coming out and then you try to gather it and then stuff it into the others up. - That happens. - That is kind of a thing. - You go to a Lebanese restaurant or something and you can get loaded fries for a set price and it's a heap. The thing is, I don't wanna watch now how much so I'm gonna put a little bit of topping here, a little bit of topping there. And then you get it weighed at the end of it and you gotta pay for it. - Anybody EOchi sort of throw a couple of toppings on and then eat your way along by paper. - Yeah, I will load up with freckles right at the start and then by the end of it, there might be just be one left. - Well, that's steaming. - No, I wouldn't put it like that. I would put it as little taste testers or samples, you might say, just to keep the weight of that cup. - I know, I just wanna go to the chip shop and I wanna say I'll have large chips with chicken salt. Thank you. - So I know what you mean, 'cause it's certainly beautiful about saying, fixed price, $10 a bucket, all you can fill. I mean, that's your other angle, isn't it? - A tub is $7 per 150 grams. Now, I'd say that that wouldn't be too much. - That's not much at all. - I mean, what would minimum chips be? Remember minimum chips? - Yeah, 200 grams easy. - Large chips would be about 600 grams surely. - Are they just chips? Can I get a jack of potato and then throw a bit of cream on top of something? - Yeah, but see, then you've got all your different sources, A. O. Lee, then you've got a bit of guacamole if you want on there as well. - Oh, not avocado, that would skyrocket. - No, they put lead in the avocado. - You can pull beef or pork, chicken tenders on there, cauliflower poppers, there's their things. - Your bacon bits. - Tell you what, for 150 grams, you're not getting much on that. - Oh my God. - Yeah, I did feel a bit like that. - Is it a dessert or is it lunch? You're going there for lunch? - You're going there for treat. - I think you're doing it. I know when I went with my daughter, you're on Hastings Street in Noosa, you've come off the beach, you've got sandy feet, do you feel like some chips? That kind of thing, you know? Like, I don't know. - You got a membership? - And then no, not yet. I like one for happy pops if they're listening. - What's happy pops? - Well, how about that? Well, I mean, if we're talking about Noosa, they are the, so there's the Yochi, but happy pops is the, it looks like a paddle pop. A small paddle pop, all the different flavors. They drizzle like chocolate on a teller or whatever, strawberries, - Customade. - Cooly, and then you can either dip it in nerds or you can have it. - Oh, that's good. - Smarties. - And they're only $35 dollars in whole. - Tommy, that's not. - That's not a happy pop. - I'm happy. - Tommy's a broken pop. - Tommy's written on the board of happy pop. - Oh. - Is when Granddad watches 50 Shades of God. - No, that's not. - And Koro from Granddad, he can't do that. - This is the Fitsy Whip-Bren Kate Podcast. - Let's talk about this, an article. Oh, God, that's a bit heavy this topic. It said, "So I just co-curate humanities "endate with 95% accuracy." - How do they, how do they do that? - Don't ask me because if I read it, it won't make any sense. - 'Cause you can get the full body scan. I heard it, it's like a few thousand dollars, isn't it? Can't you get the full MRI of your body and they can tell you sort of if you have, if there's anything destined to, - How you're tracking. - Genome mapping, do you know what they said to me? They have the doubt, the doctor. They said, "Oh, we can actually do a test with a sample "where it's sent off overseas." And it can come back with absolute accuracy of what age your body is. So not your biological age, but the condition of your body and what age it represents. - And what did they say, happy ideas? - No, they said it would be 600 dollars. And I said, "Don't worry about it. "I'm happy at 47. "I'm putty six on it." - You know what, for 600 bucks, do you really want to, - No, I don't think your body's really 50%. - And then I did a whole lot of tests and he said, "Oh, it's not too bad. "I thought we might have to do a bit more panel beating "than that." - Oh, I think you just like the attention, don't you? - Why is that? - No, but like it helps you to feel loved. - Well, when my doctor says your blood's okay. - When you go and somebody cares about how you're tracking. - Is that because I said I feel loved when I go to the dentist? - No, I've never heard that. - Can you do understand, you do understand that this is the man that went to an emergency department. - I'm a scary, very scary. - Because he felt like headed. - Yeah. - Then as he was waiting to see the doctor, he went to the vending machine, had a snickers and then ordered a chicken pie from the canteen, ate it and went, "I feel better now." And I'll feed you, right? - Oh, no sugars. - I think it was, but it's amazing. And you don't hear many doctors. - Were you wanna die at that point? - You don't hear many doctors prescribe, - No. - Chicken pies. - Oh. - Or have a severe case of hangry. And it was amazing. I was able to leave the emergency section. And I did say to everybody else there that was there with the condition, try to make pie in the Mars barn, it should be fine. - Thanks, thanks for that. Is this a doomsday for the individual or the world? - No, this is for the world. We're basically saying humanity. - Gone. - When is, when? What are they saying? Or do we even want to know? - 2027. - Oh, sorry. - I miss red that, that's next year. - Oh, there's a guy I know who thinks AI will deliver a level of virus that'll clean the planet out within 20 years. - Oh, that's great to talk about. Yeah, that little little little little bit of, yeah. Kids are listening in the car. - No, it's not a 19. How do I even say it? - How many years away? - No. 17,000. - Oh. - Oh, would have been back here a few times during that. - Well, that's a one, seven and three years ago. That's pretty easy to read. - No, but it's 19,126. - Yeah. So guys, die before them. 'Cause everyone's gonna be, everyone's gonna be, what? Be careful, guys. - This is a FITC WhipRinK podcast. - Toy Story 5, officially a release today, Randy Newman there. I think I'm seeing it tomorrow and I can't wait. - What's that, an invitation? - Yeah, yep, going out to everybody listening right now. - Who wants to go to the movies with me? I mean, Vayer who works in promotions, can we book out an entire cinema for fans of the show? Yep, thumbs up, but one of the-- - How does that, what is your favorite movie with? - My favorite movie. - Oh my God, where do I start? - Come on, we know the answer. - Oh, you mean Gladiator? Or Dumb and Dumber? - Is it Gladiator? - It depends what genre it is dumb and dumb. - If I had to watch one film for the rest of my life, or the last film in my life, what would be-- - Okay, why don't you think about that while I talk about the new film with Olivia Wilde? - Snakes on a plane? - It's a guru. - Is it the love guru? That was awesome. - With Old Mate from Austin Powers. - Anything with Nicholas Cage, you know? - Oh, okay, I know, I want to talk about Olivia Wilde because we don't often hear her talking about the things that we all want to hear about. She's got a brand new film, The Invite. It also stars Edward Norton, Penelope Cruz, and Seth Norgon. She directed it as well as starred in it. And of course, she's on the publicity trail. And the inevitable happens. They don't just want to ask about the film. They're asking about a lot of other things now. I am a big fan of Jason Sedacus. - Yeah. - But also a fan of hers, that's fun. I mean, I know they're not together anymore, but she was very honest in this interview. And she actually says that this is part of why she wanted to make this film in particular, is that there was kind of a moment where she realized the marriage to Jason was over. I'll let her tell the story. - We were driving home from my birthday, party my friends had had. And I said, "Did you give me a birthday present?" And he said, "What would I get you, Olivia? I don't know you." And he wasn't wrong. We didn't know each other anymore. And this is the thing that made me want to make this movie because you can get to a place in a relationship where you stop engaging in the knowing of each other in the curiosity about each other. And you find yourself in a place where you're like, "I don't even know you." (dramatic music) - Well, that's a big line to come out of. - Well, I don't know you anymore. - Wasn't Harry Styles involved during the marriage? - Well, that's not what we're talking about. - I don't think that is. - I'm not it. - I don't, I think that's what the press would like us to believe because it makes it more scandalous. They did date for two years, I think, 20 to 20, 22, or something like that. - But was the relationship already over? I can understand. - Oh, absolutely. - It always is. - Yeah, this article says Harry was actually in the backseat of the car at that stage, hiding under one of the seats. - He was like, "I know what I would have got up." That kind of thing. - He's a club log, yeah. - I like it. - She loves-- - How could it have been-- - Get her a voucher for Lula Lemon. - Can I talk about Harry's style? Well, I don't even have to because she then spoke about it. And a very interesting thing to consider, the insight she gave to her relationship with Harry. - We existed in this little bubble and the judgment never really happened. like got into that bubble, which was a miracle, a little testament to us like making that happen. I think that people were mad. It's almost like the happiness made them mad. Like I would like go to shows and dance and people were like, "Oh, oh, oh, good G." - Yeah, let's be honest. Let's be honest, I think there were a lot of people highly critical of the woman who was slightly older and had the man that everybody wanted. - Well, this is the thing. Like I mean, it would be the only, like there has to, the only deficiency that Harry Styles would have, wouldn't it? Like I mean, physically, and we know that he's a great guy, but you know, if you're going out with Harry Styles, your relationship is under the microscope the whole time. Plus, you've got fans of his that grew up with him just constantly having a go with you. - Yeah, but you've got all those mums thinking, "Well, I am in with a shot." - What does that mean? - Well, just because she was an older woman. Can I ask why did Harry and Olivia Wilde break up? - Well, I wouldn't the older woman have a shot anyway regardless of whether Olivia Wilde dated him. - He normally people dated sort of around their same age. - Biggie Pardon? - Normally people dated around the same age. - No, yeah, no. - Now you changed it normally or traditionally. - Well, not traditionally. - Yes, traditionally. We speak about this the other day on the show that the perfect age difference was around three years. - Yeah. - And there's no rules. - That is the perfect age difference, but it's not like that. - No rules. - There's no rules. There's no rules. You know what I'm like? I'm fluid, man. I'm moving with the toes. - Don't you have a bathroom fluid? - No, no, no. - Full of fluid. - Full of hot fluid. - Meekest, I call it. - I'm on a trampoline. - No, you're talking about this fluid everywhere. - No, there's not. - This is the Fizzy We're Brun Kate podcast. - So, yeah, can we talk about the magnificent honeymoon? Isn't it like it's just. ♪ Come away with me ♪ - Take it away, Nora. Where did you go? - It's what did you do, if you hadn't even. - We went to that. - That's a great question. I think we went to Koso Mui. - Oh, beautiful spot. - Oh, lovely. - Yeah, we just, you know, just to get away from the cold weather and to be with the one that you love, you know. There's no anxiety, no kids yet. No, you know, it's just this is the moment. We've finally got married and it's just you and I. - No, you've just got to pay for the wedding stuff. - Was it okay, mate? - I mean, they didn't even have KO back then. We were right. - I know, you can. - You could still watch. - You could still watch. - Oh, that's what I was watching. - What are you? - Kate, you don't like to talk about yours, do you? Because, well, the honeymoon was at the Fiji trip, where you had a funny time, a master of the trip? - No, that. (laughs) - I did not go to Fiji for my honeymoon. - Where did you go? - (laughs) Where did we go? We went to the Maldives and then we went to South Africa. - We did Safari, the stuff went out. - It was pretty amazing, actually. - I'm in a guy who owns a big construction company in Australia, right? And he. He was invited, right? He's that big with this company that he was invited by Aston Martin to go to the Monaco Grand Prix as maybe a potential sponsor down the track. There's so much he loves cars. - We got it. - He's got a favorite of coin. But the thing is, right? So they said, we can get your tickets there. And you know, on one of the straights, Kate, the only way you can watch it is from a luxury boat and all the big Mercedes Ferrari, they all have boats along there. And they invite people to be in the boat all day and watch the cars go past. Like it's a very special Grand Prix. I mean, you need to have money to go to the Monaco Grand Prix. It's out of control. So anyway, he goes and he had to organize his own accommodation and the only thing he could get was a two bedroom air BNB near the track, but it was $3,000 a night. Right? So he was by himself, but he had that spare bedroom in the air BNB and he knew that one of his mates was in Italy on his honeymoon. - Yeah. - So Kate, he rang his mate and invited him a once in a lifetime trip to come to the Grand Prix with me, Monaco Grand Prix. So the question is, what is once in a lifetime to this bloke, the Monaco Grand Prix or your one and only honeymoon? - What a horrible hypothetical. - What do you do? - So, what do you do? - Oh, hang on. So you're saying that he had to choose. - Yep. - So the guy, the mate, left his new wife and went to the Monaco Grand Prix for the weekend while she stayed in Italy by herself on their honeymoon. - She might have been alright with it. We don't know. I think the tricky thing is, honeymoon has a label to it of course, right? It's a special holiday that follows the wedding, but the likelihood of you having more holidays with that partner one on one is pretty high, probably 90%. - Yeah, but you know that. - The chance of you with the mate, the Monaco Grand Prix on a boat. - I would be. - I'll tell you how I would feel about it. - Okay. - I would be absolutely furious. - I wouldn't want to be the guy. - And I think it's a sign. I think it's a very good sign of what's to come. Because if that person is not choosing you in that moment, he is never ever coming home from the pub. - Wow. - Yeah, but he's my big Lewis Hamilton fan. - Oh, don't care. - And you're a fan of like, you know, a life together family. - Yeah, but you can still have that. - Okay, but this is what you think. You think it's always going to be there. So you keep doing these behaviors and think I would always be there. And then one day you wake up and it's not. - Well, then you're back on the boat with your mate, aren't you? Well, Paula's given us a call. - I'm ruined. - I ruined your romantic rendezvous, Paula. - Oh, my father-in-law actually, so I've been married overseas in Syria and when we went to the hotel after our wedding, you have to have your passport in order to check in and I didn't think to take my passport. - To you wedding, of course, yeah. - So the following morning, my father-in-law turned us at the hotel at 6 a.m., it would have taken him over an hour to get there. And so my husband offered to drive him back to the village and then the car broke down. - Oh no. - And then he, I was at the loan of the hotel the whole day. In a country I didn't know. - On the first day, I didn't understand. - Oh, yes. - Listen. (laughing) - That is. - And next to, I need to say we've been married for 25 years and we're still very strong, but that was like. - Now a famous story, Paula, I love that. That's great. - Thank you very much. - Emma, did you ever honeymoon hang on? - I did, I did. I met my husband in Hong Kong and he's Irish and so we got married in Sydney. So quite a lot of friends came down, including his best man. - Oh, yeah. - And we had a lucky wedding and you have a dream about how your honeymoon's gonna start. You're gonna have a lovely time on the plane, between champagne. I got to the airport and my best man was there and I thought, oh, he's going off the Hong Kong, he's going home. But no, he was on the same plane as we were going to Thailand and he sat next to my husband on the plane and they'd take her. And they actually at one point, the air host said, you have finished all those beers of that brand on the plane. Like you. - Playing the plane, the plane. - Yeah, and I sat there and ran the magazine. Then we had a stopover in Bangkok and surprisingly, I got to the hotel and we were sure staying, same hotel. And at one point when we're checking into the rooms, which were on the same floor, here my husband would say to him, sure, we go downstairs to the bar and then I, sure, and did look at me and I looked at him and said, it's okay, we're getting an appointment. You just do whatever you want. Up, sure, it is. He went on his holidays. We had a wonderful holiday and we'd been married 27 years and we were all still friends. So luckily, he did another country. - What are you doing here, not a day? - What about Sean's book? He has followed you around to see how much you could get away with him. - Yep, well, he was a good best man. I mean, it was good on the night, but anyway, he just seemed to hang around. It was a kind of a surprise to everybody that he was on the same front. - Is your husband Irish? - She married an Irish man. Yeah, I think he knew what you were getting for himself. - He didn't bore him. - What about that, mate, Amon Asha? - Her book is only moon and it was spring breaking, cancun. - Whoops, the day's-- - Don't do that. - What the-- - Well, he must have known-- - I think it is, mate. - Booking the Goldie. - I know he's-- - The Goldie around the school. - The Goldies. - He's a-- - That's a lot. - He's a lot. - This is the Fitsy Whippering Kate podcast. Fitsy Whippering Cates. - Attention, all passengers. - Blind, the gap. - Good luck today, guys. It's Thursday. That means another round of mind. The gap. Jump, oh, here we go. Just like State of Origin last night, this is mate against mate. State against state. Kate against one of you. - Chop. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, here we go. It's still going, but instead of wanting to beat each other 44, 24, we want to read each other's minds. Oh, and see if we can guess the exact same word. It's basically the rules. - This is good. - You've got to bridge the gap in three rounds. For example, if Whippers says ball and Fitsy says chocolate, the word could be lint or lindore truffle. I mean, top of mind when the stand is right behind me. Do you want to kick things off? Or would you like me to keep banging on about the rules? - No, let's do it. We put an eye straight. up and I think it's it's the one thing on everyone's lips at the moment. Let's do a three two one nation. Oh my goodness. I thought you were going to say state of origin. So we have a Pauline Hanson and a one nation. How are you going to bridge it again? I think we can. Are you sure? Let's do it. Be kind. Come on. Let's do a three two one. Right. I'm with Barnaby Joyce. He went with raises. So look we dance around each other. Yeah. Okay. We got three. Yeah. Come on guys. One red hair. Why would you go off topic? That sabotage, Fitsy. I don't like the way you play this game. I don't know if he deliberately did it or he doesn't get the game. Why would you go on a complete different topic and hope for the best. I try to get off the topic and then go the next biggest topic. Oh, I got the soccer rules. Oh God, that's what they're playing. They're playing in a cup with that. Yeah, all the way. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Okay. Kate Richie. Let's have a crack. Three two one. Tyle. Tyle. I said cow. Tyle and cow. Okay. Yeah. Obviously. So if you go three two one religious. Yeah. Religion. Yeah. Religious and India. Here we go. Three two one. Hinde. That's not even right. That's right. Isn't it? Why the cow is sacred in India? Yeah. In India. Yeah. Absolutely. What? What a round. This is a Fitsy Whip Realty podcast. Have you guys seen the film obsession? Maybe. Who's in it? I don't know exactly but I'm saying it everywhere and I've had so many people go, have you seen that film? Have you seen that film? I think it's well, it's about obsession. I think someone becomes obsessed with somebody else. I have to go and see it, right? Okay. But it's this. There are these films. I think that film and something called back rooms. Your back room. That's kids can't wait to see that. They're listening to all the music. I think it's out now. But it's a psychological thriller. It is, but it stems from a game and they've made a couple of it's there was like YouTube clips of it for ages. No, it's not that they made the film. There was a short film. Yeah. Made years ago. Yeah. It became quite cult and now they've turned it into a motion picture. But what's the rating on it? You want to get to the 10? It's just scary. The trailer's awesome. Yeah. Anyway. It's great. We need to tour in Kessia wondering. We need to talk about that. I don't think you should take the children to go and see. We just listen to the back rooms music at home. Don't take them to Toy Story. They haven't seen one yet, but taking them to back rooms. That's perfect. No, I want to talk about this because these kind of films and psychological thrillers slash horror films like those really nasty gory films. I think there's plenty of gory in obsession as well. Generation Z or Z. They're loving those films and they head off to see them and they're not that frightening because what they're saying is that they have heard to put up with a great deal anyway that a horror film just isn't what it used to be when you actually have to deal with the the challenges and the the maybe not the blighting guards, but the yeah, the challenges of every day life. I agree with you Kate. It's not the same. My two boys watch horror movies all the time and at first I was freaking out because I Freddie Krueger brought me to my life for about six months. Yeah. No one could go to sleep because everyone thought Freddie had rock up in your dreams. So why is it diluted it for the kids? Well, I think okay, it's two reasons and I think what maybe Fizz is saying is that in the old days when you met Freddie Krueger or you saw him on the big screen, he was like the one thing you'd seen. It really stood out. It really affected you, but maybe we are so it's diluted because depending on what's on your feed. I mean, people are watching things they shouldn't be watching. They're being exposed to things that aren't that are scary on a daily basis, but not just the blood and gawr of things, but they've listed here things like the 2008 financial crisis could be more scary than a horror film. It's so I'm not even joking. I'm not saying I agree with this, but what they're saying is Gen Z. He started to see the share price for the ring is not that scary anymore when you've you've lived through the pandemic. I mean, are we watching a horror movie now with who could be our next prime minister? And that's a scary scary movie I would have thought to see who could end up in control of the country. I mean, it's great for content, you know, but it's well for us. I know if it's good for the country. I hated scary films growing up. Yeah, I'm not a big fan, although I have to I think it was dolls the poor when the porcelain dolls came alive and alive in the house, but the idea of someone when they go and look under a cupboard or a bed or something and you know there's something under there. Well, that's why that Stephen King was it eat with all the care that the clowns and stuff. He had pet symmetry as well, where if you buried your pet, it would come back alive, but it was evil. And remember that the family lost the family lost their little child and so they buried the child and the child came back evil as a pet. Oh, pet symmetry. They're like I I remember when we lost fluffy at home and and dad buried fluffy in a shallow grave because he was so lazy. Yeah, the next day we had a huge storm in our life. And we got we Holly and I came home from school and half of fluffy's head. You can see it's skull and it's teetht sticking out of them. So you thought it was coming back to life. I thought it was pet symmetry. Oh my god, but dad just didn't bury fluffy good enough. First had a lazy down the bed with a little bit of a erosion. Composing cat there for six months because dad was too lazy to go down a bit deeper. That's really scary. See what I mean. Yeah. The eighties were scary after all. Oh my god. Okay, Nilehorin tickets, they're not scary guys. Nothing at Nilehorin. It's gonna scare you unless you're going with Kate. This is the Fancy We're in Kate podcast. Let's celebrate Margarita. Congratulations. She won it. She won the tickets to Nilehorin. Retention was Australia in February 2022. Seven. With the dinner party live unto a tickets on sale June 18 from Ticotek. Thanks to TG Live Nation and Nova. Let's talk about the hip flasks because someone smuggled one into the World Cup. I'm about to show you in a sec, but over the years we've spoken about different products where you can put your boozing and go into a music festival. I know I know. I know. For the men it was the freedom flasks. Now that was tied around your waist underneath your pants or your shorts. And when you went to the toilet, Kate, that was the little nozzle there and you could go make out you're doing away, but then also you could get your vodka out into a little glass. You fill up all your friends. And that was your hip flasks. For the ladies, for the ladies we found the wine rack bra. Now that was a bra that was a basically a bladder that would go it was shaped as a bra and you could pour a full bottle of booze into their coat so you could go out that night. It would give you reinforcement and then you could go to the toilet and the nipple was the nozzle and you could get a little bit of vodka out of there. I've got one now. I'm wearing one now. I think we actually wrote a song about it. This was the song of the Smiby. I'll be feeling up my breast with Judy free vodka. So come on, girls gather around. So that was the one we never ever ever do anything like that. But this is the new. So they've invented a fake iPhone. That is your hip flasks. The people at the World Cup have been taken it in because no one's checking your phone. So this is your there's the iPhone. And on top you press a button. The nozzle comes up and there's your lid at the top and then you can pour you to killer. The Mexicans are be pouring their tequila into a cup. You're not getting much out of them. And iPhone size. Well, it's your flask. Oh, you could just go without it. But that's ever if you were for him. Do you know how much it is? It's $32 Australian dollars to get a beer at the World Cup. Is it really? No way. Is it? $32 Australian dollars. I mean, one of the first apps that I think might have even been an Aussie guy who made quite a bit of coin offer. Remember the app with your your iPhone and it had a big glass on it and you tilt it like you were pouring the beer into your mouth. So much fun. Well, that was like the app. I've still got it. Remember the shavé rap and it sounded like you had the shavé. That's right behind someone. Yeah. Tommy. We have a one. We have you. I miss all these because I'm I don't I'm feeling like I haven't. Tommy had one where you turn it upside down and the the girls underway for that time. Do remember that one. That is no unbelievable. Or is that more called more man deal something? Well, it's out there would be there's so many different inflash. So fun. What a wonderful world that we live in. How good is that? Is the world cup update done? Yeah. Is that about soccer? Yeah. So, I see any any any England one. Yeah, the Australian price set that morning. It's five a month. It is five a.m. Saturday morning, isn't it? Yep. Okay. That's going to be amazing. Especially I would love to beat the Yanks. It's been so much smart talk from that side of the fence. Wouldn't it be glorious? Yeah, it would be fantastic. Thank you so much for your support. I'm just listening. Tomorrow guys, two massive holidays. Oh, we do have two big holidays. Yes, we do. One to soul, career and the other, accrues to early beach. Oh, that's a fair beat, Tom. Do you know it's better than all of that? Yeah. Reddle time. Oh, I mean, it's a hand. I've never got a soul. I've never really got a soul. What? sorry I'd rather go to Seoul I'd rather go to Seoul that's what he said that's not I heard when you said it I heard tell me I have that he's got a holiday that's not all day I want to go that's for sure and I hear from you most days but yeah my gosh what second prize don't pack your suit cakes this is the Fitsy We're Bren Kate Podcasts for all great shows like this download the Nova player buy the App Store or Google Play the Nova player

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. Scientists claim to have calculated the end of human existence with 95% accuracy, estimating it in roughly 19,126 years.
  2. Teachers face multiple annoyances including unpaid overtime for extracurriculars, difficult parents, constant marking, and dealing with sick children.
  3. A new chip shop in Noosa, "Chip and Mix," offers a self-serve, pay-by-weight model similar to frozen yogurt shops.
  4. Olivia Wilde opened up about her failed marriage to Jason Sudeikis, revealing a moment when he said he didn't know her, and discussed her relationship with Harry Styles.

Summary:

The podcast covers a range of lighthearted topics. It begins with a discussion of a scientific claim that humanity will end in about 19,126 years, though the hosts quickly dismiss the seriousness of the prediction. The main segment focuses on the most annoying aspects of being a teacher, with callers highlighting unpaid work for extracurricular activities, intrusive parents, relentless marking that often happens at home, and students coming to school sick.

The hosts sympathize with teachers' challenges. Next, the show explores a new chip shop in Noosa that operates on a pay-by-weight model, allowing customers to choose chips and toppings like yogurt shops. The hosts debate the value and practicality of this approach compared to fixed-price chip shops.

Finally, the podcast discusses actress Olivia Wilde, who shared a personal story about the end of her marriage to Jason Sudeikis—when he admitted he didn't know her anymore—and reflected on her relationship with Harry Styles, noting they existed in a bubble that made others "mad" with their happiness.

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Chip and Mix is a self-serve chip shop where you pick your chips and toppings, then pay by weight, similar to frozen yogurt shops like Yo-Chi.

Common annoyances include unpaid extra-curricular work, dealing with parents who question decisions, and students coming to school sick.

They used calculations based on rising planet temperatures and historical population data, estimating it at about 19,126 years away with 95% accuracy.

She realized it was over when he said he didn't know her anymore, which inspired her to make a film about losing curiosity in a relationship.

Happy Pops are small paddle pop-like ice creams with custom toppings like chocolate, strawberries, and sprinkles, but they can cost around $35.

They must follow rules about confidentiality, so they use vague terms like 'the other child' even though parents often know who is involved.

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