George Washington’s Badass Cousin You’ve Never Heard Of | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 289

- What are enlisted dudes up to these days? - They're all getting ready to ship to a certain place. - If you go to a VFW, in the urinals, a picture of her face for you to piss on. - That's the only cool thing about the VFW. - Connor should come out with a line of pre-workout cigarettes. - (screams) - I'm the mother of (beep) - CEO, milk me. - Milk me. - I'll go back right now. - Hold me up there. - You could've gone to a podcast period for me. You're retarded. - What are you doing? (beep) - More fun. - Say hi to me. ♪ I, he's racially ambiguous and random ♪ ♪ His hair is fucking fabulous and don't know ♪ ♪ A dark joke disposition and there's a fat electrician ♪ ♪ Welcome to unsubscribe ♪ - Three, two, one. - Late. - Yeah. - Hi everyone, welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, a battle like tradition, veteran with a sign, King Trowell, myself, Donald Operator. Thank you guys so much for being here. - What's up bitches? We're doing veteran stuff. I'm sure it's backwards. So people should see your shirt is backwards. - What is on the shirt. - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. - Otherwise, it serves zero purpose. - I was wondering about that. - Yeah, see? - Yeah, the tank top. - Oh, it's on the back to you. - Legally distinct from a care bear. - Legally distinct. - And then we also have the Unsubscribe Podcast. There's a light owl, the end of the tunnel. We'll have that typo corrected by the time you view this. - Maybe. - Maybe. - Dude, I am so excited to have Nick, Anzac, in town at the same time. - This is fucking cool. - Back from Paris, how was Paris? - It was all right. - Hmm. - I felt like I was in Black Hawk Down. - Jesus. - It was one second. (laughing) - If it's in the Learing Center, they burned it to the ground. - Not a learning up there. - How do you realize they burnt a church that stood from World War I and II? - Is that true? - Yeah. - Yeah. - They're burning down all kinds of stuff. - I just, I love. - Saves me a trip to Paris. - Are we gonna burn down church? - Are we gonna burn the wife? - The wife will soon. - The wife. - Burn down a church? - Yeah, I'm so confused. - Is it supposed to burn down a church? I guess, I don't know. - But have you ever just thought to tell her, no? - I do. - We're not doing that. - I do. - And then I lose. - We just say the conversation on the way back. - We just say it. (laughing) - We love women. - I'm no good at it. I'm no good at it. - You guys do it. - Do we got our boys in town? It's been, well, Zach, when's the last time you were here? - Yes, Brian. - Uh, what's, uh, Brandon, Doug maybe? Doug or a Brandon thing? - American 250 was the last time I was in town. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - She wants to go. - She wants to go now. - You do timeframes in Brandon's? - Well, I was like, he was like-- - How did Brandon go? - Three Brandon's to go. Yeah. - What? - Doug, Doug. - Like Cody's dog, Doug? - The secretary of Doug Collins. - Oh. - Oh, the secretary of Doug Collins. - Dude, I stopped the same thing as I was like. - I realized how it's going. - I realized how Cody's dog. - Sorry, Doug Collins. I realized how it sounds, but last time I was told, I was like, hey, Mr. Secretary, he's like, call me Doug and I was like, I will forever. - That's why you name your dog, Fido. - You know, I'm confused for high ranking politics. - You're gonna be honest. The odds of us being able to get Cody's dog to be in the presidential cabinet is very high. I bet we could get a movement going then Doug, Doug, becomes-- - Press secretary. - Doug, you got this. - The secretary of transportation or something. - I always wanted to run Beau for mayor. - He could do it. - He could do it. - He's super racist though. - Super racist. - And we're-- - So we're not joined by one of our OGs Brandon isn't here. He's doing some retarded stuff. Like running for Congress and he's not with us today. - He's still stuck in orbit after he had to get that close to her for a debate. Takes a lot of fuel to break that much gravitational pull. - I can evade her. - Horizon. (laughing) >> He's going to be a hundred and eighty by the time that he was back. >> He's been banging on the -- if something falls over the back of it, it's burned in the fourth dimension back to the wall. >> Don't do it, boys, don't be late. >> And none of us are smart enough to figure anything out that he's saying. >> We're not solving gravity out there at the table. >> I'm going to be a hundred and thirty on my deathbed and he's going to show up still thirty years old and I'm going to be like, "Gay." >> Still living in his house? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> professionally held. >> Never moves out. >> Yeah, why would I leave his house? He's not there. >> Somebody's got to hold down the fort. >> You would bow in life support? >> Both so alive. >> It's just bow and corner heads sitting on Brandon's counter. But at the end, he still takes a cybertruck and flies it on the mark. I'm sorry, I was here for you, Connor. He flies some words. Listen, what me and my platonic gay husband do in the privacy of his house? >> No, no. It's between us and God. >> The election will be over. We can say whatever we want now. >> We're over it. >> We're over it. >> Yeah, fucking three days. We're six days away from old boy, finally figuring out if this is what he's going to do. >> I think he has a high chance. >> Watching her crash hot on Twitter has been hilarious. >> I think he's been cooking her. Is that an aid or who? Because she's actually trying to defend herself and it is the worst thing. >> Not working. >> The pay scale and it's like you owe yourself money. You're in debt to yourself. Terrible. Because he's like, you retard. I put my money into this campaign. This is my money. >> Because his campaign is $630 some $1,000 in debt in the red. And Brandon goes, yes, that was my personal money that I put in and my campaign owes me that money back. It's my money. And he goes, remember, when you said I wasn't a millionaire and then I proved it and then you got mad again anyway, he's just been roasting or nonstop. It's been fantastic. >> He's getting all his money from out of state. >> He's corrupt already. It's like, yes, he broke the record for a small time donors. That's actually like individuals, civilians going over the United States of America donating. >> Also, she's talking about him getting money from out of state, but that fat fuck for Minnesota. >> Illinois. >> For Illinois, his pack has been put money on Katie. >> You want another crazy thing? >> How are they able to do that state-to-state? >> It's a pack. >> It's a pack. >> Oh, it's a pack. >> Guess who she got endorsed by yesterday or day before Satan. >> Satan. >> Close enough. >> Close enough. >> Page pump. >> So, here's the ironic part. She's been doing the whole Brandon's anti-veteran thing, the whole campaign. Guess who she just got endorsed by. >> The most anti-veteran celebrity of the bomb. >> Jane Fonda. >> Are you serious? >> Where the hell's she? >> Illinois Jane? >> Yes. >> No fucking way. >> Are you from just got endorsed by Jane Fonda, yes. >> That bitch is still alive? >> Yes. >> Damn, Jane. >> She's the worst. >> It's better. >> Dude, all right. >> What? >> I don't know any of this. >> Okay. >> Jane Fonda. >> No idea what's going on right now. >> The Vietnam War literally went to North Vietnam and filmed anti-American propaganda for the North Vietnamese. >> With the Vietnamese. >> With the Vietnam War, the Vietnam veterans nicknamed her Hannahway Jane. >> That's what, have you ever been to a VFW? >> She's like sitting on a tank. >> If you go to a VFW in the journal, it's a picture of her face for you to piss on. I'm not joking. >> Oh, I have a VFW story. That's the only cool thing about the VFW, actually. >> I'm going to look up the. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, she's like sitting on a tank with the NBA and she's like, "Let's get 'em, boys." It's like a USO tour, but for the NBA. It's crazy. >> Wild to do that. >> Yeah. >> And never tried that with the Afghanistan or the Taliban right now. >> Bro, we were, we grabbed food before this and we're watching, like, the TVs are up in the restaurant and it's still brand-in-her-arrasux, normal target. >> It's always funny watching a football game in his living room and then seeing what a piece of shitty is on TV. You're like, "I don't like that." >> No. It's funny. Tyler's getting his surgery today. He said I could say that. And he was talking about, he's like, "Dude, I've been, he's been here for a few days. He's getting his stomach reconnected and shit. Like right now, actually." >> Well, this is Tyler. >> Tyler Vargas-Angers whistling at me. >> Like Abby Gaye. >> Yeah. Because he's had a clostomy bag. He's like super excited, a FaceTime, and he's in great spirits. But he's like, "Dude, I just keep seeing these ads for brand-in and he just looks cool and shit." [laughter] >> Every ad. And he's like, "He's just shooting some awesome gun." And he's like, "I don't know who, who said they could do these things?" Because he's like in a waiting room and he's just like brand-in on a repeat. Not a bad deal. >> How much are they spending on him right now? >> Oh. >> Like a tack ads. >> I'm really into that. >> Yeah. Millions and millions. I don't think a lot of people don't realize how much money he goes in even against it. It's like, "Oh, $2 million on tack ads. Just to spend against just to make you look bad." Kind of something that Brandon brought up to me. before 'cause I was like, not necessarily of the camp. Like voting doesn't matter, dude. Like it's just the bad guys versus the bad guys, bro. But I know a bunch of people who were like that. I wasn't really like that. But I know a sh*t a lot of people who were like that. Like voting doesn't matter. It's all, you know, we're all just puppets in the grand scheme of things. And he was like, if that was true, why would they spend tens of millions of dollars both ways? I was like, oh, good point. Good point. - Hundreds. - Yeah. - Controversial opinion, right and wrong. - Okay, they spend tens of millions of dollars because they want to be in the position of power. But there's been studies done that show that public opinion influences policy makers and what they actually do like 0.01%. So both of them are gonna f*cking ignore what you want. But they both want you to vote them in for power. - This is why we need to listen to Richard Ryan. Have you all seen what he's been doing? Is his bond thing? - Oh, I love his bond. You go in on it because it should be the standard. - So I'm gonna butcher this. Richard's, it was Cody's birthday and he was like, he was telling us all about like AI and stuff and me and Rich made him stop talking. - Oh, yeah, he was being spooky. - Yeah, I was like, please stop scaring me. He's like, it's okay, we might make it. That's how he referred to humans by the way. He's like, but if not, I'll make some cash. But he does this thing so we're like-- - You guys stop the Autobots, just built themselves. - Yeah, basically. - Pay attention. - His bond system is like, you go in, you go into office, you put a certain amount of cash up and if you don't fulfill those promises or at least attempt to like, if you vote against something that you said you wouldn't vote for, that money's gone. - One testicle. - Yeah. - Try to guess. - Do what happens. - So it's, I don't know, it's pretty cool. I've been watching, I think everyone should do it 'cause like it actually makes it accountable as opposed to like, well, things are complicated and it's government 'cause they give vote in off of promises that are never kept, so. - It holds them accountable, especially when you look at Montana was $225 million for the Senate race. - In Montana? - Yep, that was just for the senator. It was $225 million. - You were telling me last time when we were talking about it, it's proportionate, his like suggestions that it'd be proportionate to whatever their income is. - Yeah, it's like to their income and they're like, district or whatever, I think. - I don't like that. - You don't like that. - No, because then that just puts a dollar price tag on the candidate. - The same is like-- - From the company. - I think you'd deport them. - Go on. - If they don't vote, you're just deporting them. - If you lie and you go, don't do it, so you're evicted. - I mean, you guys are well on your way up there in Minnesota. - Yes, historically speaking, that's what humans have done. - Castration. - That's not castration, that was the punishment though. Like, you weren't exiled. - Oh. - Leave. - Speaking of exiled. - How do you be exiled? - I had a run out of the VW. - Okay, yes, VW sorry. - No, that's fine. I asked my dinners doing this thing where they're doing free dental care at a bunch of locations all over the country and like I show up for veterans. - For veterans, okay. - Like what quality of dental care? Is it like Army care? - Better than the Army. - Yeah, you just like go and you sign up, by the time this comes out, it'll already be. - Can I ask something real quick, just to preface this. What was the VFW like started for? The veterans of foreign force, of course. But like, what was their initial goal, you think? - I think initially it was, it's just my opinion. So I think initially it's a great idea and concept because like especially when you take in like the time that it was established in World War One, I don't know the exact date, but after that, guys came home to people and they were like, I was on an airplane and they're like, what the fuck's an airplane? - You know, there's an ocean and like, we don't know the words you're using. So like I think that was like all new and so like it was a good like community thing and like now it's shifted into just, they say they do a lot of advocacy and they say they do a lot of things like that. But actually in 1899. - 1899? - Yeah, yeah. - I'm thinking of the, what is the thing where they pat and kicked him out of DC? Do I make that up or what? - No, no, the police army. - Yeah, so he made a video about it. - That's what I was thinking about. But now it's just kind of like a whole, it's a whole group and there's bars and stuff. But it wasn't pat and it was my character. - MacArthur, that's what I was thinking of. - Fucking MacArthur. - Crazy motherfucker. - Introduce, but say what poncho is. Hey, what's up? Today sponsors poncho. Nick, you look weird, you shit and one dog. - Yeah. - It's got sleeves. Poncho's don't really have sleeves. But these ones do. - Yes, you see. 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This season, go to ponchooutdoors.com/unsub and enter your email to get $10 off and free shipping on your first order. That's PONCHOoutdoors.com/unsub. Head there, drop in your email and get $10 off and free shipping. - But I'm at this thing and they have like VFW members there, and I'm touring in Chicago, like they're like headquarters and stuff, and they're like, hey, if you sign up, people will get free dental care, whatever they need, and it's like a really cool program, and I see these three VFW guys in there, and they were all talking, 'cause Chicago traffic's horrible. 15 miles took an hour and a half to get from the airport to there, it was insane. And then like, look at the one dude, and I go, hi, my name's Zach Rebellion, he goes, I know, we're in this together. And I was like, we definitely aren't. (laughing) I just met everyone, I like shook the other guy's hands, and so then we're like getting a tour, and it was like a weird movie, like the West Wing, or actually like, where he's trying to talk to me the whole time, where we're like walking around and Brandon from Leviathan's there, like in the shadows, like waiting to like pull me back if something gets too bad, and I'm like, do it's fine. Well, we go, we leave the surgery center place, and then he goes, Zach, I just want you to know that, there's no hard feelings, and like, we're all in this together, and I go, we are not all in this together. You attacked me, you like tried to hurt me, like we're not friends, I don't like any of you. He goes, well, that's just the way you see it. And I go, I saw the memo that you sent internal to everyone disparaging me and my friends and everything. And he was like, (laughing) - What the memo say? - I had to pull it up, but it was, they basically said that we were YouTubers, that were agitated, and we were grifting for money. - Oh, the one thing that we never fucking do. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 'cause we rejected the money. - We actually, because me, Rich and you didn't run ads for them, because we didn't agree with their policies. - This is last summer, I'm sorry. Halfway through your story, I remembered that. I was like, oh, I forgot about that whole thing. - And it was like, they would like, even sent out like internal language to use, like to speak against this online, and stuff, this is all sorts of different things. - What a bold strategy. - Yeah. - Imagine being an organization called the Veterans of Foreign Wars, and you're gonna get into like any type of conflict with anybody, and you're like, let's pick their home turf. Let's fuck with these guys on the internet, especially where they're down. - Especially where there's an army of people that still think facts, machines are complicated. - Yeah. (laughing) Memberships down across the board, they're struggling because it is. - They are. - How do we bring in new soldiers? - Historically speaking, the VW has always been. - It's always- - It's fucking pretentious. - They're very, and I haven't had like the best experiences going in there in general. - In general. - I was gonna say like a dollar beer. - It's a dollar beer. I liked the idea of it. I used to go on Veterans Day, and I would like, you know, put some tabs down for like the old dudes who've been there for a while. That's cool. You know, they have the Jane Fonda sticker in the urinal. - That's hilarious. They can put that in there. - I don't figure this inside out. - He can smoke cigarettes. Yeah, the one by my house you could. - What it kills me about the rental for the rifle? - Accusing you guys of the grifting things, like we all make our money elsewhere. We just like veterans, because we've been there. - Yeah. - It's like, you know, if you're probably gonna see a adder in a minute for a man's game or something. - Just so you guys understand. - We don't need the fucking money. - Just so you guys- - We're not grifting off the fucking VFW. - No, what it was, basically they approached, I believe, me, Rich and you, and they were offering us money to help them basically run ads on our channel to push forward a bill that they wanted to get signed into law, and I know nothing about this. So I just immediately deferred to Zach. I mean, like, Zach, what is this? Is it good as a bad, should I do it? And Zach said no, and then Zach basically explained, the VFW wants to make it essentially. So you have to go to them and like two other places to help you get VA disability. - Yeah, and you could- - They wanted to like monopolize it, so you couldn't go to anybody else. And Zach's like, it's anti-free market. It's given people less options. It's not good. So I said, okay, I won't run the ad. I don't take the money. I moved on, and then they attacked us for it. - Yeah. - And they still remember. So they're like, yeah, it's not that big of a deal. - Oh man, that sucks. Whenever we were going with my grandfather and like the cigarette smoke and the still beer smell, the VFW when I was a kid. - So the thing is like local chapters are cool as shit. 'Cause even when all that was going down, there was all kinds of people from like local chapters that were like the leader of their local that were like, this is bullshit. I'm sorry, this happened to you guys. We don't agree with it. This is all about it. - I got a ton of corporate offer. the status of DC. So like there's a ton of good people in the organization. It's just the people at the very top of running in DC in particular. I feel like it's kind of frowned upon for a bunch of veterans to start a group now. The crazy. And like even in Ed's, but like Ed talked about it in his book, Ed Eaton, like when he got home from Vietnam, they wouldn't even let him join the VFW. No one talks about that. Really like. Yeah, all the World War two boys were kind of all the all the VFW guys were not originally not letting Vietnam vets join the VFW because it wasn't a real war. It was a police section. You boys aren't allowed. And it's like there's never going to be a real war ever again. I hate to fucking break it to you. Oh, that's ridiculous. Yeah. Now those same guys are they've passed on the gatekeeping to them. The Vietnam guys are crazy. Yeah. I've been to a couple of different VFWs with veteran veteran bodies of mine and the the Vietnam vets. Some of them are like very gatekeeping about what war is. Everyone's unfortunately. It is a gatekeeping all veterans down the line. It's like, well, you know, you're, oh, well, you're doing it. It's like, Pug. She even leaves. I was just going to ask you that because I feel like in my experience, the most gatekeeping people about like what what war is what a deployment is, but it's always like a supply guy. Yes. Or it's, it's never like an 11 Bravo that's been in the shit the entire time. It's always some dude that like, seem to be back right now. Right now. Right now. It's a very specific shirt that they're wearing. Fucking no, they are changing their profile picture. It's actually one of my I made a meme about that. And it's a guy. I found a getty image of just like a stock photo of a dude wearing like dog tags. And he's like on his laptop. And it's the text says the guy who's getting ready to upload his veteran photo for social media. And it's creed. And it's like, hello, my friend, we meet up. Oh my no. That used to that would be it's going to be. Oh my no. No, yeah, they remember it's good. I've moved on. It was just funny that now they're like trying to smooth out the edges of it instead of being like, yeah, we're accepted there. I did not accept their invitation. I did not accept his apology. Oh, there was not their event. No, it's not their event. Oh, oh, it's sheer coincidence. I have the same place. I thought they invited you when you accepted. No, and then they separated us to go to different lunches. They went to a different place. And I went over there and I was like, I didn't do anything wrong. Like, I was the guy who was just like, I don't want you to monopolize the market. They're like liar. Well, they didn't stand to lose potentially billions of dollars. And then they dumped a bunch of money into a program called like vsafe.org or whatever, which is where you can now go report people and I think I think it's people in organizations that you think are fraudulent, helping veterans. There's no criteria except for the one that they create, which is part of that bill. They're like, listen, we don't monopolize it. We'll just make a credentialing standard ourselves as a guy that does business stuff sometimes. What if instead you took those billions of dollars and just created a better service and people would just use you instead? Then you're still helping people. Capitalism. I unplug your mind. I'm sorry. I'm going to. We're just going to pass the bill. Somebody goes back. Yeah, that was. I was never actually done it. That would be crazy if I unsubscribed it done. Yeah. Hmm. Cool. I can't. There's a lot of work. I can't wait. I can't wait to look down from the veterans. It's not my company. 50% disability. That's how we test. If you had the Conner. Yeah. Open the door. There's just a long line out. Conner's getting some water, boss. Neil Patrick Harris. He scared. Brain injury. Brain injury. TBO. Burnt it. Burnt it. Burnt it. Domestic monolith. He's scared. He's scared. I just sleep in bed with you one night. If you have restful sleep through the night, that would be great. Yeah. That would actually be great. If you make it through, it's depending on how many times you wake me up. I'm a very deep sleeper. If you manage to get me awake over the course of the night, more than two times, that's 100% disability. It's a cover. You have to sleep with a lot of veterans a night. I'm down. Okay. Service to his community. Yeah. It's the least I can do. Just don't give him the CPAP machine. You won't even fall asleep. You've tried to wake me up before. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're an early sleeper, buddy. Yeah. Because the one time I was like, you always put your hand down. My hands down. My pants on his couch and his living room in front of his wife and son. Well, you're not doing it for any nefarious purposes. I'm asleep. I'm protecting myself. But, but I've woken you up like three times on my couch before. And yeah, that's like your natural just like. Yeah, because I'm locked up. I'm posted up. Dude, teradactics who try to beat my junk. That's gave me a monkey brain protecting the bits and bottoms. I've asked my son to wake up. He's like, you're 100. Are you okay now? Every time that this has happened before. So about these veterans. I like it. I think it'll work. Yeah, veterans. It's been pretty good. What else has happened? Ah, shit. Yeah. What are you guys working on? In the podcast, it nicks Fortress of Solitude. It's pretty fun. He's like, he's slowly behind the town. He's becoming the Jimmy of Iowa. You know, like how Jimmy owns like North Carolina, Mr. Beast, like, like every, every dollar that moves around in that, in that like ecosystem, the beast books. Yeah, beast books. It's fat bucks. It's a goal. You're buying the whole town. Don't worry about it. She'll probably just get about that. He has a whole bit about buying his town. He's like, I like it. Why people hate it? It's like, but then they're, they're knocking on each other like the fire station. They were trying to sell that one. I was at a town. Why? Because I'm buying the whole fucking town. It's like, but those are knocks they've run up and they're like, Hey, Mr. Spray. They're still in the fire. I bought that bitch. He's buying literally his property. They're like, but Ohio is actually really nice. I've been there. Yeah. I know he put a comedy club there. It's just like a cute little town town. Wait, what's the name? I called it but. Oh, I thought you were. No, I can't remember the name of the time I had it. It's like, you know where I'm from. It's like maybe 45 minutes away from there. Oh, okay. Moody. I just showed her the fucking skit that Chapelle did. The uh, the supremacist, the white supremacist skit. Oh, black white supremacite. It's been played. It's been played. It's been played. She's never seen that before and I showed it to her. He's black. He's black. Why did she divorce this? Why? Still killing that. It was on like normal TV. Out the gate. That was episode one. Was it really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was season one episode one. He went hard. Damn, that was like, that was like 2005, 2001 or two, 2021 or 2001. I want to say because I was in high school. It was very formative because that's what he used to do before memes. It's just yell. Chapelle show bit said each other. Yeah, and Borat. I actually want to see the new Borat movie, or whatever it's called. Try and you stay relevant. You don't like it. Have you seen it? 1000. Oh, no, Connor, sit down and tell us what his new film is called. Oh, yeah, the, uh, is trying to stay relevant by Sasha Baron Cohen. Oh, man. Now I feel bad for wanting to see it. It's fine. You can you can want to see things that are 20 years out of date. See, there it is a little bit of a, keep up grandpa, a little bit of that. What's he doing in this one? Oh, it's the Alley G show. He brought it back. Oh, it's the same thing. He's like, yeah, he's Alley. He's the people and but his Alley G. People wouldn't. Yeah, fuck that. I have way more exciting news for movies that are coming back. What? One of my favorite shit films of all time is Van Helsing with Hugh Jackman. I love that move. They're doing a reboot. No, filming in 2027 with Hugh Jackman. Yeah, wait, he was a, where's Jackman? That can be held. That didn't shit. Okay, that'll be. Dude, when I was like eight, the coolest thing on the planet was a fucking drum mag fully automatic crossbow that Hugh Jackman's shooting at hot vampires. Yes. That's a great. They were very hot. In cinema. Yeah. This is fantastic. That's a cool jackwear. Everyone had leather too. Everyone always had leather. That was a cool, cool vampire time movie. He's a fucking retarded as movie, but it kicks ass. Same with the Wild Wild West with Will Smith. I love that movie. I love that. I love that. The fucking saw blades hunting down people. That was cool. I just, somebody was sitting around like, hear me out. What if the South had like Nazi level engineering technology? You know how that movie got? No, Spider. The spider. You know, giant, tarantula mechanical tarantula, there's a whole mechanical studio, created that giant fuck off tarantula that's at the end of the movie. And they went, guys, we have this giant fucking mechanical tarantula, CG. Can you make a movie about it? And they had nothing. They made the entire movie. No way. The same thing with Baywatch and Pam Anderson's tits. Yeah, the fresh France is going good. We should hire this guy. Like men in black is going good. Look how stop box prevents people that shouldn't have access to guns from getting access to guns. Booga, booga, cannot get gone. - Eli can't access it. - Can't, I don't know the password. Adults can open it really fast to get to their gun. Children can't. - Dad, can I play with your gun? - No, I don't even put guns in mine. I put all the bandids in it, so my (beep) kids can't get to the bandids. 'Cause they're at the age where they take any time, they bump anything, they need to put a bandaid on it. - I'm actually gonna need one of those soon for my bedside 'cause I'm having a baby. And when they start walking, I don't want them grabbing my bedside, but I want it to be easily available for me. If someone breaks into the house or something. - No electronics needed for that thing, and as you can see, I couldn't even open it. Made in the USA. - No keys, no batteries, and it never fails. - Yeah, Eli, talk about your experience opening stop box. - I tell us all about it. - I can't, I've yet to open one. - So easy and 11 Bravo could do it. (gasps) I did it on my third try. Stop Box also offers a range of other innovative products, including their brand new stop box you can't, which Nick was talking about. That's the barrel thing. Ben, put it up here. For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off at stop box when you use code unsubscribe at checkout. Head to stopboxusa.com and use code unsubscribe for 10% off your entire order. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them that unsubscribe sent you. - The original Spider Man, or Superman that never got made is where that Spider came from. - Oh yeah, Nick Cage Spider Man. - That was a bad one. - That's what happened to a guy that created it, failed into that position, pitched it to Jansson and Bob. - Oh, Kevin Neelan. - Yeah. - Kevin Sram, he's like, "Okay, what's the Spider part?" That Superman's gonna find a giant spider. He's like, "Okay." - He always got fucking laser beams. (laughing) - But it's a really big spider. - I'm sorry. - And then they turned it into that. - Superman versus a steam engine Spider. - Dolly, forgive me if I'm getting this wrong. That's why the Matrix, they wanted Will Smith to be more fierce, but Neelan, but he did Wild Wild West instead. - Great choice. - Yeah, excellent choice. - Well then the Matrix, what a sock. - Oh, 100%. - And then Wild Wild West wouldn't have been made, and that's the greatest film ever printed. - I don't care. Van Helsing is getting remade, and now I just need a sequel to Constantin, and I'll be able to die happy. - Oh, dude. - Oh, yeah. - I would also like, "A Rain of Fire" sequel. - This is-- - Oh, yeah, McConaughey. - I don't know how they would write it. He lives, and he's like, "I lived." - I'm unfamiliar. - I just like-- - Rain of Fire? - Dude, the dragons. - It's Matthew McConaughey fighting dragons with an axe. - He's an American veteran, and their fighting dragons have killed the majority of the world. "Rain like Water from the Sky" or "Rain like a King." - Like a king. - "Rain like a King." - Christian Bales just trying to create tomatoes, but these fucking dragons keep burning his tomatoes. So he hires a grizzled American war veteran with an axe. - With a king-- - He's got a tank too. - Which is also a kill. I love that they're like, "Okay, we skydive "on to the dragons." I'd be like, "They're tactics were insane." The question, the question. - We have tanks. - We have tanks. Humans, they fly for a living. We don't. What are we gonna do? We're gonna open up and fucking axe them today. - Yeah, they had like grappling hooks and they would fall from the sky. - So crazy. - And again, the anwers are like, "Ahh, with the axe." - It's just being like popcorn. - He might make it, he might make it. - I've never heard of this movie, but this is a very strong war. - It was a attack on Titan before attack on Titan. - Yeah, it is war. - You had to watch it. - The water world's good, too. - Water world's a good one. - Water world's fantastic. - They get Kevin Cosmic. - Yeah, they get one of the biggest bombs ever. - I know. - I love that. - When I had cable, it would just play on TNT, random. - Yeah, yeah. - Fuck, now I have to watch Kevin Cosmic. - It's always the thing where he's pissing his pants. - Every time he turned on TV, it's that of the fucking tomato plant. - Yeah, yeah. - And by the tomato plant. - When you were a kid on Sunday, it was you, your dad was always watching that water world or Braveheart playing on TNT. - Oh my god. - The Braveheart on TNT is such a core memory. And then right after Waterworld gets over, it's six hours of charmed. Just three hot witch sisters blowing up demons. - TNT can only afford so many lives to take. (laughing) It's like they bought fucking Braveheart. - They're good. - They announced that they're making a movie crossed and it's one of the few comics to movies. I was like, "Oh, wow." - Oh, I'm beginning to recommend it then. What is it? - Bro, look up just a screenshot from the comic. - Oh, it's like horrifically graphic, I've said it. - Yeah, it is. No idea how they're making a movie about that. - It's kinda like the Walking Dead style. - It's the god of the dead creature, isn't it? - There's a, there is a bunch of just shit. Like their core they scream is rip kill. - That's it, and they show everything in the comic they do. - The comic we could order. So I think it's the same one that they've never done live action because people was like, "You can't make this actually film it." - It was gonna be like an HBO thing. The trailer, I mean, dude. - Oh, they made like a movie. - They're making a movie. And it's so far, it's like, the screenshots are matching the film and they're like, "Oh, like, bro, I'll show you one screenshot and you come back, what the fuck?" - Yeah, it's the same guy that wrote the preacher, the preacher graphic novels. I think it's the same guy. 'Cause he did a couple of the punishers. - Yeah, damn. - How it, they're like scary templates or something? - Yeah. - I think it's, is it an anthology where it goes through different storylines or something? - That would be nice. - 'Cause I tried to, I tried to buy that series. I went on eBay and tried to get some of those and they're expensive as, they don't print them anymore 'cause they're so nasty. I will also say, if we're getting into comic talk, absolute Batman, fucks. The absolute Batman story series. - I've heard it's like level bizarre. It's Batman that's not rich and just a badass. - He's just a mechanical engineer. Like, one of his weapons is he pulls his like, what do they call it, ears? And they're jacked. - And he's jacked. A mechanical engineer pulls his ears out. Now they're knives. - Yeah. - And he's stabbing motherfuckers. - He's like, he's, like, he's, like, he's, like, he is. - He's fucking, yoke, yoke. - His, his bat is an axe. A battle axe. On his chest and he, like, takes his stick, pulls off his chest and he's like, it's accent, it's sick as hell. I love it. - Like Batman, if he wasn't a (beep) - Yeah, basically. It is just blasting to your teeth. - I have no idea if the comic book nerds liked the movie or not, but the new clay face is really good. - Did you watch it? - I liked it. - Yeah, fuck it. - It might be my favorite DC movie ever made. - Really? - Yeah. - It's real good. - They didn't get gay with it anymore. - I went into that movie with zero expectations, didn't even know who clay face was. It's just a good movie. Super hero comic book shit aside. - It's just a fun, yeah, just a fun movie. - Better than the first Joker, like the new, the new Joker it came out. - Uh, and it's hard to compare to, oh, it's better than the new Joker, yeah. - Not the new one. - I'm talking like the, that's a duet one. - Yeah, the, it's better than that one. It's going in with the idea of, how do we make these villains actual humanize them or make them serial killers? - Yeah. - Or tell this really dark grounded story, very gritty, and they were doing a fucking fantastic job of it. - Gun that directed that one? - Yeah, it was good. Hell yeah. - What was everybody was talking about that the Penguin TV show with Colin Farrell was apparently really good? - That's actually incredible. - I've seen it, but it's great. - You watch it. - It's great. - It's super good. Also, Jesus Christ the ending. I was like, I think don't hold talking about it. - Spoiler alert. - I'm telling you. - That's what I will say. Colin Farrell is acting his ass off. The entire time, you're like, holy shit, you're like emotional stuff, and you're like, rude form. You just go back and forth and you're like, how is this? Do you don't even see anything but him? Like it's just him. It's kind of like the sub world of the Batman universe. - We're talking like in-brews levels right now? In-brews is so fucking good. - I love in-brews. - Yeah. - We're just talking about movie. Welcome to the movies we like. - Yeah. - We're talking about movie veterans. - Better and better and better. - I know, let's drop there fucking. - I just, I saw a clip the other day that he didn't want to do that movie, because he had just got out of rehab. - Oh. - And he's talking to the director and director's like, yeah, yeah, go fuck yourself. You're in the movie. Like, 'cause he's like, I've got a little bit of history right now. I'm sorry, show. I'm trying to steal your culture. We got a wee bit of history right now with a bit of the drink. - All right, I gotta ask. Okay, we've done our favorite movie time for the past 20 minutes. - Yeah. - What a veteran, not veteran, excuse me. What are enlisted dudes up to these days? - War. - I'm hearing, they're all getting ready to ship to a certain place. There's a lot of moving on. - Yeah, and it's a straight area. That's what I'm hearing lately. - It's just, when real war does kick off again, if there is a World War III type scenario and there's like a draft, I think the part I'm looking forward to most is I'm a thousand percent certain. You know, like World War II shit got out of hand. They were letting dudes like draw pen-ups and sh*t on their planes. 'Cause fuck it, why not? The new pen-ups are 100% gonna be anime shit. - They already are. - They already are, tits. - I mean, if-- - No, I'm talking like full on side of a B2, just anime tits. - And if they wanna do that, maybe do a, a goth girl, so we can move a few more echelons. - One of my favorite war movies that's like super underrated is about, I believe it's about Irish military. The siege at Jadidville. - Never heard of it. - Do you think? - I think they're Irish, but basically there was-- - Do you think, do you think, do you think? - Here's the NIC part. - I can't wait to watch the stars. - No, this time you do shorts. - This is for the next five years. - No, from not out, I would hope you say that. - Some of the YouTube shorts aren't even me anymore. They've AI'd my voice, and it's a shit that I've never even said or talked about, and they're just taking clips. It doesn't match my mouth, but it's my voice saying shit that I've never said. It's insane. - All right, the battle of do, but the do. - Anyways. - The UN needed to send the peace keeping crew down to Africa somewhere for some civil war, and they sent down a bunch of Irish guys because they're famously neutral, and they wound up getting into this huge siege and basically like a platoon of Irish dudes held off 500 guys by themselves. - Hell yeah. - It's a good-ass movie. - You know, tell us about the guys. Where are the guys attacking them? Who's just like a bunch of like African people? - Yeah. - What's the racial thing with you? - Well, it was in Africa in his defense. Like who else would be doing it? - The Swiss, well, I mean, they were there. - Wouldn't that be a funny war? - Oh wait, not the Swiss. - The Swiss and the Irish getting into it, the two neutral countries just having their own their own side quest against each other. - It's like they're like about that movie with, I think it's Ricky Gervais has like the powers of God or whatever. - And he's the invention of lying. - No, maybe I'm completely different from his incredible. But he's like, I hope there are no more reasons for war or like something like that and it's like the Monkey Paula type wish. And he like wakes up and turns on the news and it's like, in other news, New Zealand has declared war on Greenland for no reason at all. (laughing) - Absolutely a cross the fuck. - That's a Steve Curell one. - Maybe, I think I'm mixing up like three movies in my mind. It's like a YouTube short I scrolled past three months ago when I was drunk. - God damn it, uh, whoop shows are he? - We'll be over. - Nope. - Nope. - The view of me. - Little rascals. - Perfect, yes. - Sandlot. - Sandlot. - Damn it, he's in all the top gun. Yeah, not a mission impossible. - Simon Pegg. - Simon Pegg. - Boom. - James Bond. - Oh yeah, he's the Simon, yeah, yeah, it is Simon. - We got there, we got there. - We got there intentionally to play. - Point, he's counting. - He's down there. - Everyone at home counting. - I wanted to be like LA weather right now. Night time. - Yeah, that is. - No, not yet. - Yeah, yeah. - It's everything bad with each wish. Really good. - Oh, you went to fucking LA recently, didn't you? - Yes. - Gross. - Why? (laughing) - I just went up there for a UFC. Was it three through one or three through two or something like that? I was getting on rampages nerves. But I started doing it on purpose 'cause I thought it was funny. (laughing) - Why were you getting on rampages nerves and all the people all the way up the door? (laughing) - I didn't mean to upset him, but I'm like, "Hey, can I get a picture with you?" He was like, "Mother fucker, I'm trying to go to my seat." I'm like, "Yeah, but your seat's over there next to me. "Can I get a picture with you?" "Mother fucker, I'm going over here." (laughing) - You wanna go back to jail, buddy? - Relax. - And then like Chuck showed up and he brought his belt. He had his UFC belt and stuff. And he put it down and rampage was still sitting there and I was like, "Can I take a picture with you now?" "No!" And I'm like, "Can I take a picture with you now?" I was just bugging him all night. I did it on purpose. I just wanted to see what hell of a man did here. - I'm a piece of shit. (laughing) - He's a cool fucking dude. Yeah, it was fun. - I know it's strange. - One of the few dudes I noticed was just poking. - Maybe not him. - The fucking Caleb Francis was there with me. - And all went out there. - The JD delay was there. And so JD doesn't drink and Caleb Francis was like, "Cody, do you want another tequila shot?" And I'm like, "No, man." And I'm like, "I'm trying to just chill with everyone." He's like, "Take another tequila shot." And so I was like, "I was taking tequila shots and just poking your rampage." Like, "Can I get a picture with you?" "Can I get a picture with you?" - First off, I love Caleb, but something's bugged me about him for years. Where it's like, "You ever have one of this thing?" Where it's like, "I recognize you from something." I know it's not actually you, but I can't figure out one of your dragon. - Yes. - Yes. - Are you serious? - That's exactly what I was just thinking. - He was, literally any of the male adult characters from how to train your dragon is how he's built with it. - Oh, he's this wide. He is a Viking from how to train your dragon. - I'll say, I was scrolling Instagram stories last night and he was dressed up as Bane and I was like, damn. - I was costume came in. - Yeah, it's costume came in. And I was like, "I had to zoom out." I was like, "Holy shit." - We just talked about that yesterday. - Yeah. - He was like, "I hope it makes it." - Oh, that came in like, literally yesterday. He was like, "I hope it makes it." - So in the timeline, guys, I don't know when this is being released. Yesterday we had Caleb and Jack Mandeville on and it was, it was funnest shit. You'll either see that episode two weeks from now or you watched it last week. - I was born in the dark. - Yeah. (laughing) - He's probably wondering why you shoot a guy before he grow up on a plane. (laughing) - You merely adopted the line. (laughing) - They'll be expected one of us at the crash, brother. (laughing) - You know, I'm saying, throws Batman, breaks his back. - Oh no. - But first, I'm gonna break your body. - Victory has defeated you. (laughing) - We love you, Caleb. - Oh, hard to believe. - That'd be funny. That was actually Tom Hardy's real voice. And then Justin, it was real voice. It was actually Caleb. - Caleb. - Then why are you people here? - Dude. - Dude. (laughing) - Before I put on the mask. (laughing) - No. - That one cared who I was, so I put on the mask. - Oh, but I cared who I was, so I put on the mask. - Yes. - Do you desperately need a nicotine pouch every 15 minutes to feel normal? - You, my mom. - Don't judge me. - Are you stuck on the spiker, the crash rollercoaster with nicotine? Is nicotine making your anxious or stressed AF? - Do you catch your heart racing out of nowhere? Do the drawbacks and nicotine completely outweigh the benefits? - The lion is not concerned himself. The sharp chest pain against everyone's in a while. (laughing) - Just reminded me I needed to do my addiction. But, you know what, maybe I'll try out these ultra pouches. - These are instant energy in a pouch. - I've seen a lot of my friends switching over from nicotine pouches to these specifically, because they don't just have caffeine in them. They also have L-theanine, vitamin B3, and vitamin B6 and B12. - What do those do? Those balance your mood and make you feel good. - Man, I am. - Wow, that is caffeine and vitamins right into my upper lip. I have not done anything like this in a long time. - My pupils are dilating. - Nicotine pouches, you guys know, you get your attend to 15 minutes. But the ultra energy pouches, they deliver 30 to 60 minutes of energy. - Plus their packs with neutropics. - That's good brain better than ultra picks. - Neutropics feeds your brain. - See, you can make more shitty jokes. - Yeah, if you're out late at night, and you need a quick boost, boom, try ultra. - Instead of a pre-workout, I tried the ultra, and it lasted through the entire workout. - Ultra is the ultimate guilt free pouch, delivering instant energy, mental clarity, and boost mood without nicotine sugar or calories. New customers can use code unsub to get 15% off, at takeultra.com. That's takeultra.com for 15% off with code unsub. After you purchase, they're gonna ask you where you heard about them. Please tell them unsub since they're regards. - One time I did like a sled push, that I was just like working out. There's a pretty decent amount of weight. I was gasped afterwards, and then Caleb like retweeted it, and he's like, I wanna play. He had weights hanging off of it like a jingle truck in Afghanistan. It was the craziest I've ever seen. - Dude, he's at 280 now, 'cause we asked, it's like, how much do you weigh right now? I'm like, oh, I'm down to 280. - We're like, what were you at? He was like 360 pounds. - Yeah. - Yeah, they're for a minute. Like when he was like seriously training for the strong man stuff. - His bulky diet is disgusting, too. - Yeah, we did the let him cook. - Boy, the, yeah. - And he was drinking like two or three gallons of milk a day. But the, on the, the let him cook that, we had a, it was, - Tuna and Coca-Cola. - Yeah, it was tuna and Coca-Cola. But then we did the, we did the chicken. Boy, do some with chicken. - Yeah, boy, stop was, it's delicious. - He, no, he'd liquefied a rotisserie chicken. - A rotisserie chicken. - Yeah, 'cause we got the rotisserie chicken. - Yeah, or, what was in there? 'Cause it was a rotisserie chicken from HB, and we pulled it apart, and then we put it in my food processor. And it was rotisserie chicken and something. And he goes, and it tastes just like cold chicken noodles soup. - I think it was just water, but it's gross. - I've never looked at a rotisserie chicken and been like, can I cut some time off this? (laughing) - What a like a drinkness. - Gotta hate the texture. - Let me ruin it. (laughing) - Pull his burrow. - Pull his burrow apart real quick. - Dude, the, the coconut was. - Yeah, that, that surprisingly not as bad as you figured it would be. - Yeah, the Diet Coke Tuna, 'cause he, 'cause he said like, Arnold and all those dudes were doing it back in the day, because he didn't have protein shakes then. - When we do have choices. - Yeah. - And now with that. - Thank you, modern science. - Now our protein tastes like cereal, milk. - We can milk a jaco right now. (laughing) - Give me some jaco. - I'm strapped up. - The jaco milk. - Gully. (laughing) - Why would you name your product that? - Jaco milk. (laughing) - Like, no, I'm not in anything else. - Dude, I'm gonna say. It's gonna be called trout milk. (laughter) - Oh my God, it smells like a meat candy and skit. - We hang up, if I can first for Andy, for Celis. - It was just milk him for all this protein. - It's like, you're like, oh, it tastes like you. - You know what the fuck, CEO, milk meat. - Milk meat. - Milk to CEO. - Milk meat. - Even those meat candy nipples, he dropped it. (laughter) - Big and meaty. - We're all so strong, boys. (laughter) - What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong. - Also, Andy would love you too, it was so sloppy. - They dismounted me, getting his nice car and drives off. - You are as far as I may as well drag him on the street. (laughter) - So weird. - Getting into super car, the door is closed. It catches nipples. (laughter) - Nors, go for it. - Oh. - It's like, that wings is flat. (laughter) - He's like, that's the last summer slam I'm doing. (laughter) - I love the idea of having like, if you have like, - I'm sitting in this corner, like getting pierced at the end. - Well, I'm never getting invited to Missouri. (laughter) - Sorry. - I think I would get sponsored by a fucking fitness company. (laughter) - I stand by over the guy I said. (laughter) - Oh my god, I have to do my first form ad before the end of the. (laughter) - Just do a preface it, we're like, don't try and milk in. (laughter) - What's this called? (laughter) - Dude, post-workout cigarettes? - Hey, so. - You should have a pre- and post-workout cigarettes. - Pre-workout? - Protein cigarettes and beta-outs. - If they put protein in cigarettes, I, oh, nevermind, I'm not gonna say that in front of a camera. But yes, cigarettes after a workout, oh! - Just go like heavy lifting for like an hour and a half, hour 45, and then go hit the parking lot when it's like 35 degrees outside, light, gentle snow, pitch black out. - Weirdy got sued. (laughter) - You're just lawsuits from death. - You're describing my enlistment. - Protein cigarettes. - I gotta go for a cigarette right now. - Yeah. - It's okay. - The event that we did go to with like Andy in the first form, guys, it was really cool. 'Cause they had marshmallow plate, something, and big X, the plug. That was a cool little event. - He does, dude, watching how big he has summer smash and I was insane. 'Cause it started at that. I wanna say the first one was like 2,000 people. Then it grew to 20,000 and 50,000. Now you have like 100, 200,000 people showing up to that event. And then his story of sleeping in like him and his brother just slept on a couch in the living room. And then how he big, he grew that fucking brand is insane. Pretty cool stuff, yeah. - And he bought that house. How he bought his house, just he bought it. - With money? - In person. He told the guy, when he was poor, he randomly met him and he was like, "I'm gonna buy your house one day. I am going to buy your house one day." And he was like, "I promise, I'll give you like the most "smartest stuff I've ever done with money." It's like, yes. - He's actually gonna give you his money. (laughter) - Yes, Trout, of course. I'm sorry, I'm going. But he told that guy like 10 years prior, I'm gonna buy your house one day. I'm going to own that house. - Oh, like who hosted it? - Yeah. Well, there is a presidential barn there. Something happened, historic. - What town is it, Missouri? - St. Louis. - Is it St. Louis? - That's right, upstate. - Yeah, we don't have to St. Louis for that event. So, first form exploded, it got really big. And then that guy, they went out to drink like a decade later. And he was like, "You're trying to get rid of that house." He's like, "Yeah, but I want this much." And he's like, "No, I'll give you this much right now." I will write you a check for this much right now. He's like, "Fuck it, okay, bought it right there on the spot." And during a drink, check bells, which is crazy, but. (laughter) - They were, "Fuck it." - He should use real money. - Yeah. (laughter) - Real gold. - $7 million. (laughter) - $7 million bill, man. (laughter) - Why do you carry these? - Various thoughts about that, like an agent. - I have mine where I was like, "Not only has the cashier declined my $36 bill, he's also accused me of forgery." - I have a funny story about money in the bank. I got a call. I got a call from my bank several days ago, because unsub pays its hosts quarterly. - Oh, yeah. - And I got a call from my bank and they're like, "Yeah, I didn't know this was coming." I like didn't know the exact date or whatever. And I get a call from my bank and they're like, "Yeah, we had a strange wire come through for you." - I'd be the guy sending it all out in one day. We just wanted to make sure you were expecting it. And this wasn't some kind of scam. And like, I didn't know it was coming. And I was like, "I mean, yeah, who's it from?" And she lists the actual company name, which I immediately recognized. And if I don't know if we've told this joke on the internet before, but the acronym of-- - Probably don't. - We're just saying the acronym. - Oh, I can just say that. - Yeah, acronym five. - It's multiple words, but the acronym of the words of this company spell out come. (laughs) - 'Cause we're adults. - Because we're adults. (laughs) - So this teller-- - Fuckin' our own money. - Teller lists off the name of the company and she uses all the big words. And I go, I don't recognize that company. What's the acronym? - There's just a pause on the acronym. (laughs) - C-U-M-- - Yeah, I recognize it. It's not a scam. Go ahead and send it. Okay, bye, click. - Let's make that come money. - I was like years ago when we did that, we're like, this is fuckin' hilarious. - Like, man, if we ever become publicly traded, this would be-- - When the podcast, of course it is. - Of the dollars, it was really funny. (laughs) - When the podcast was running negative revenue, it was hilarious. - Now it's fuckin' hysterical. (laughs) - Speaking of money-- - The cum's been great. - I did. - Pass it from cum, how did you make a count? Is that legit? - Yes, cum blast, we call that. - Me showing up, I'm like, hey, what's up? Okay, I need to just do some wire transfers and they're like, here's my credit card and ID. And they're like, okay, how much? I'm like, a man came in wearing flip-flops attempting to transfer his cum money. (laughs) - In my mind, you have a clip on Ty, too. - Yeah, and it's all I worry though. - It's still a tank top. (laughs) - Hello. Hello, I'm your business man. - Mojo! - I'm Mr. Cum. - Yeah, I'm interested in my money. - I have a top hat. (laughs) - I'm here for the transactions. - This is skating my cane. (laughs) - And dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. - I got a mop in my mouth. - Sagar. (laughs) - Ashton on the back, serving gas smoking here. - My flip-flops clatter. - My family came here with a dream. - Come money. (laughs) - I've finally, my dreams are landing. - You're accidentally retiring. - I wrote us the toilet. (laughs) - Ah! - Oh, you were there with the toilet. (laughs) - No, no, no, no, no. (laughs) - I think it found us somebody else, but I don't think you were there for that. - Tell me, like, you're fucking clip on on your teacher. - I'm here with the cum money. - I'm having a money. - I finally warn my bank down. And they just don't ask questions anymore. - They just roll over and take it. - They just, yeah, pretty much. Like, even when I had to send the money to clean to make scaveland, like a year ago, they're like, um, we're normally not allowed to send money to the Cayman Islands or Brazil. I was like, I just send the money. And they call the VP and they're like, who is it? And they're like, just do whatever he wants. I don't care. I'm not even gonna try to understand what he's doing. I have the opposite problem. I got a potential fraud alert yesterday. - What else? - Help out for the mess. - No, it was, no, it was like, you received money. - That was like, someone come in. (laughing) - I'm like, it warned when I received money. (laughing) - What's like, just, what you said, can't you? - You're stuck out. Deposit. - You, you, you, you, that's flashing. - I get word of God, you stupid broke bitch. - Yeah, look at this. I'm not even joking. Bank alert. - Fuck, you know, a payment. You see that bank alert? You can't have cotton making any money. (laughing) Like, something that's never happened to your account before. Somebody gave you money. Are you sure? - Decline that. - Shut up. - This isn't your normal Wendy's purchase. - Did you want to quit smoking? You having a problem? - Well, we got a solution. If you ever looked at somebody vaping and was like, "F*ck that guy's cool." But I don't want nicotine. - Film. - Quitting is hard. Especially when you look so cool smoking vape. It's where fumes gonna come in and help. - And you still look dope, you sh*t. - A lot of this when we were deployed or in the military, we smoked. And you know what, it was difficult quitting. You don't have to charge it, so that's nice. - There's no batteries, nicotine, or vapor. It's just flavored air. Literally just put this thing in here. It makes the air flavored. - Look at it a couple times. 'Cause it's a fidget device. And then. Strawberry. It's a fidget toy too. This is how the Amish would vape. - I like the pepper one. Nick, which one do you like orange? - Raspberries. Tangy and on the sweeter end. Target your habit with fume today and use my code on sub and get a free bite friendly silicon topper with your fume device. This is the chew toy for adults. You get a chew toy. More than a million people have already chosen fume to quit differently. Addiction is really good as saying later, don't let it. Head to tryfume.com/unsub. That's tr-y-f-u-m.com/unsub. Use code on sub at checkout to get your free fume topper. I actually got a fraud alert one time when it came here. Chris, he was at Chick-fil-A. It's a Chick-fil-A. We go to it all the time. I'm in Texas swiping my car left and right. I was like, "Oh, it's probably the airport." The guy calls me. He's like, "No, are you at Chick-fil-A right now?" I was like, "What?" And it's like, "Oh, yeah, it's the Chick-fil-A. Apparently you were here on this day, this day, this day." And I was like, "I think my kids have my credit card." Yeah. How often? I mean, she don't a fucking Chick-fil-A. It was just like, it was around their practices. So they would get something like there or whatever. And so they'd go there. But they're like, "Hey, we just want to make sure Chick-fil-A is good." And I'm like, "Yeah, but this isn't $20. This isn't really worth flagging me over." I hate, dude. I hate when I have to cancel a card. I just had to cancel my PayPal card because somehow it was a ticket master. Ticket master cost decline. Buy decline. And it was $1,500. $1,500. $1,800. Shut that card down. Yes, and it was back, back. Shut that card down. It was like, thousands of dollars from ticket master. It was like, "Whoa, what the fuck in Scardag do not use ever?" And those are the scary ones, because then I'm like, "Uh, it's my phone hack. It's start going through all my banking information." Taylor Swift canceled a credit card like that for me when I was trying to buy the girls' tickets. Because it was like when they were, it wasn't even that. It was just because it was so much traffic going in one place at one time. And then I ended up buying them. But yeah. I went and saw Guardians of the Galaxy 3. They all went to Taylor Swift for like four hours. I didn't even realize that one was out by the way. You didn't? No, I didn't watch it yet. Is that like the origin story of Rocket Raccoon? Is that the one? Basically, yeah. Oh, yeah, I heard about that. Yeah, they love the concert. It was the era's tour. It was the big one they did. You bought the girls' tickets for that? Were they like your guerrilla in dollars? Mm-hmm. Oh, really? I can tell you something that's pretty inside baseball in Nashville though. Ryan can tell you how much a guerrilla in dollars. That was such a popular thing that allegedly, like everyone was calling in favors that they could. I actually got hooked up by a friend of mine who'd been touring for like 30 years. So that was how I was able to get a reasonably priced ticket. But Alan Jackson. Allegedly, even the mayor at the time had promised a bench in a park to Taylor Swift just to get his grandkids tickets. And like, listen, what do you want? You want a bench? You want a statue? Like, come on. Like, everyone was pulling out all the stops for it because it was when she sold out Nissan Stadium, like, for a week straight. Which is insane. That level of fandom is I cannot fucking picture. I think it's like 70,000 or some crazy shit like that. And that's not even the big one. They sold out the Texas when there's like a 200,000 or 180,000 seat stadium that they sold out. Yeah. That's fucking wild. I hate being the guy. I know I'm the odd. I do not understand live events. I don't enjoy them. Well, you have a lot of systems, sir. I realize there's no, you've never been to a concert and like, this is, I've been to concerts. I've been to like MMA events. There is just just never been the time to listen to music in person when you can listen on a CD as we have what I'm saying. Do you like the live shows? I feel our live shows are like, it's crazy. I should say big event like huge events like our live shows are still like, if it was like a thousand people, I get it. Oh, I get what you're saying. I don't like where it's like a fucking stadium. And it's like, okay, Taylor Swift is this big. And I get to watch her on the jumbo. And I hear the music. I can watch it. I can watch it. Before the jumbo watch the TV at home, like before the jumbo, I is same thing when you're watching a USC fire boxing fight and it's two ants fighting and you're like, dope. I paid 20 grand to watch that and punch that and I have no idea what's happening right there. That's what I'm saying. Five, dude. Yeah, I 100% get that. Like smaller events make total sense to me. But like when you start talking arenas and stuff, it's just like, yeah, you yell a lot who Akbar allowed enough. Everybody clear that. That's how you get close to the house. I'll act bar. I'll act bar. I'll drop for more tips. I'll follow me even though I wasn't working anymore. You yell that in Paris and you just start cheering. Southwest loves it. I get what you're saying, I guess. The energy is different though. It's like comedy, like going to see a comedy, like listening to a comedian, like a stand-up comedian, like on your phone or whatever, it's not nearly the same energy as like actually going in person. Yeah, but like I guess I've never seen a comedian in like an arena. I would never go to like an arena. But that's what I mean though. Like a comedy club is small. Like I get the comedy club thing where there's like 50 people in the room and they're all laughing together. I totally get that. I lied. I guess I've been like somebody in X's parents had tickets to a Jim Gaffigan show that we went to. No, still. It was like similar vibe. Like everybody's laughing. You're watching the jumbo track, like you were saying. It's like he's this big up there on the stage, but you're just like watching TV in a crowd of 30,000 people. Yeah. Yeah, that I don't get. Gillis filled up the Philadelphia Eagles stadium and he said a record. Oh, no, not much it was, but it was your boy SG. It's just like when you think about it, you have to be like, hey, so anyways, penis, and then I don't understand like how long it would take for like the joke to land. You know what I'm saying? The wave of life. The wave of life. The wave of life. Cause I feel like you just be doing that a lot like anyway. So I'm blah, blah, blah, like, but apparently people like it. Have you been to a mother ship? You guys have been there? Yeah. Of an Austin and their ones. Been there a time or two. Their security does not fuck around at all. Have any of your jokes been told there? We don't bring that. Sorry, I was thinking about the economy. I like to when we went. That was a good time. It was good. It was really good. It's fun. Everyone has cauliflower ears and everyone freaking out. It's Cody and Brandon and, you know, it's a good time. Dude, I mean, Formula One live, fantastic being the Austin one just happened. Yeah. Yeah, you and you and Brandon went up there for the Formula One thing. Yeah. Washington Formula, because when you see it on TV, you can see everything that's happening, but in person, it's, well, we have, turn 13. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Wow. We had turn 10, 11, 12, 13 and 14, so we had like, and then turn two, three and four on the backside. You just turn. There's that many turns on Formula One track. Yeah, you got 20. This one I got in American with my racing car. Fuller. Fuller turns. Fuller turns. All of. Man, you're just like this. Wow. Wow. That one I get. I'm like, but you're drunk. Formula One track. Also drunk. But on Compari, who's champion? We turn right. It's not Formula One. What's that famous European race? It's the one that Ford burst for our eyes about Le Mans. Oh, Le Mans. When they ran the Camaro and Le Mans, have you ever listened to the commentators when the Camaro's going by? Uh-huh. Because the Camaro's 10 times louder than any other car. And the commentators are like, it's keeping everybody up in the stands because people sleep in the stands because it's like a 24 hour or whatever. It's like nobody can fall asleep because every time the Camaro goes by every three fucking minutes, it wakes them up. You get those super f**king mile cars. The Porsche Cup cars are deafening. That's Formula Cars, Formula One. Every Formula car is running and then they pull out the Porsche cars. That was the only cars you would go like this. And they drive by and it blows your ears out and there is 48 of them on the track. Oh, yeah. When we were in a vagina, you get your license, right? The driving license? Yeah, they got them. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. That wasn't paying attention. But yeah, when we were in vagina, we wake up because they were doing the GTS races, like first thing in the morning, like Sun is rising and we're a mile away and it's like cup of coffee, like fucking dicks out. It was human as f**king, and you just, you're like, like Jesus fucking Christ, so f**king loud. But they also have the jumbo trunks and your little race things been watching the race. Now, if you're just sitting on a hillside in the, just the sun, that would suck. I'd be like, oh, that one would be a rough one. And then I didn't realize they let all the, people got crushed almost, they let the fans rush the track to pick up car parts. That's crazy. That's crazy. I do. I didn't know about this. What a redneck is that? What's the type of road? What's the type of racing where it's like off? It's like dirt roads. Rally. Rally racing. The people that watch that are crazy cars are like, there's like, how does it like jumping by them? I was like, I would. Or the photographer. You see? Well, they have two males. The photographer goes behind the telephone pole and the car like wraps around it. They get out of the way as the cars are flying. I know. That's about 20. Oh, we're not moving until right now. And the rally drivers do not break. They're just fucking playing red rover with a car that's hauling balls down the dirt road. It's like, I'll a man, I don't know if you ever watch those. That's the motorcycle race where they are going 200 miles per hour. Oh, that's the one we're, where they're hillmess like scrape the cobblestone on a road. - The motorcycle guys, was it like put their hands down? Is that what you're talking about? - No, this is, so Isleman is a rac-- they do it once a year with an average of two deaths. - I'm out. - Per year. They are going 200 miles an hour through a country side street. This is Bob's list, Isleman. - Or Isleman. - There's houses. This is just at an open country road and they are flying at over 200 miles power, not slowing down. And you have everyone watching and it's like a 10 mile or 15 mile track, I think. - I don't remember. - There's a little English countryside, like the Stonewall type shit. - Oh, and they were like curbs. This is a just a regular street course and average of two deaths. I looked up how much those guys get make for first place. - What, $75? - 30 grand to win. - That. - Like two people die every year, don't they? - Yep. - Average. The average is two deaths a year. - I don't know how to do it now. - Good job. - 30 grand? - Fuck now. - It was like modern like UFC fighters. - I think Strickling got all been out of shape about it recently. - What happened? - Just like underpaid like UFC fighters, like putting your body through all that. Nick, you would know more about it now I do. - I mean, yeah, the dudes that fight on like prelims and like unless you're a huge name, like I think the minimum's like eight or 10 grand. Like a lot of those guys are fighting for like eight or 10 grand to show up eight or 10 grand to win. - And then you're in the hospital if you're fucking - But even like a night. - Even making a prelim card is like top 0.1% of fight athletes in the world. - Dedicated in the UFC. - Free pocket economy, baby. You signed up for the getting punched in the face job. Don't bet you about it. - Well, look at, yes. But then you get to argue that it's not a free market then because you've got a really strong argument that the UFC's a monopoly. - Then go work at McDonald's. - That's not how monopoly laws work, Connor. - Yeah, you have the eye. - I think McDonald's does the job. - I mean, Dmitrius Johnson, he was serving at, was it Red Lobster? - Well, be jumping a world champion. - And that's why he's a world champion, he's his Lord God. - I just like his coach is like, yeah, so imagine if you trained all the time. - And that's where he met the loving, his loving wife and mother of his children. - That is true. - Smart guy, work at Red Lobster. - What history piece are you working on right now? - Smith Segway. - Right now, I'm working on the USS bar, but I just did Billy Washington. That one went really good. So that now I'm gonna do Lucky Flucky in the USS Barb. - Oh, Billy Washington, George's brother. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I want to have a couple of stories. - Really? - Yes. - Oh, awesome with you. - No, yeah, legit. - No shit, that's the title of the video, the most gangster washing. - Oh, I see. - I am a revolution. - It's some crazy stories. - This is crazy, yes, cousin. - Are you wearing the perfect jeans right now, Cody? - I am actually wearing the perfect jeans right now. - It's perfect, that's, that's, boom. I really enjoy when we get sponsors and I use their product every single day. I didn't know we were doing the perfect jeans today and I'm wearing them 'cause they're so gosh darn and comfortable and durable. - I throw away all my other jeans because of the perfect jeans. They are very comfortable and they stretch. - They feel like sweatpants. - Dude, they do. - They're super comfy. - And they look super nice. 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Links from 26 to 52. - Six-fit skinny slim, slim thick athletic boot cut and thick thick. - Can you give us a little bit about that? - Yeah, so he has constant run-ins. - So, today we're talking about- - Oh God. - Today we're talking about Bunny Washington. - Now our clip starts. - Yeah. - Hannah, walk in with the gun. - Yeah. (laughing) (laughing) - He basically, he's training to become a minister 'cause he's the second oldest son in his family. So he's not gonna get the inheritance. So he goes to become a minister. Revolutionary war kicks off. He's like, this, I'm gonna go join the army. And shows up at Harlem Heights, gets into like just this knockdowns fucking slug out fight at Harlem Heights. And then at the ballot- - What's Harlem Heights, I'm sorry. - Harlem Heights is kind of where America's getting their ass kicked. Basically, during the American Revolution, everything's kind of up in New York. And the entire army under George Washington basically gets cut off and surrounded. And because of fog and luck and a crazy ass plan, he manages to evacuate his entire army across the river onto what is now Manhattan under a place called Harlem Heights. And the British are there. They make an amphibious landing and they're coming to get George Washington and crush the revolution like in its infancy. And basically what happens is George Washington's trying to get eyes on the British. So he sends out like a platoon of scouts. And this platoon runs into a much larger element of the British and they get into a firefight they have to retreat 'cause they're so outnumbered. While they're retreating back to George Washington's lines, the British are chasing them, playing a bugle call that's called Gone Away. It Gone Away is not a military bugle call. It's at this point in time Fox hunting is very popular amongst like aristocrats, it's like golfing today. So in Fox hunting, when there's a fox running, a fox in flight, you play Gone Away over the bugle. - Oh, so there's a bugle. - So the British are chasing the Americans playing Gone Away on the bugle. Basically calling them fucking bitches. George Washington hears this and it's like, and goes around them. He sends in his whole force, they go surround this British force, the British send in reinforcements. George Washington sends in reinforcements and it's just a fucking knock down drag out fight for like three hours on the island of Manhattan. That's Billy Washington's first fight. And then he goes, he's at the Battle of Trenton, which is where. - Was Billy like a, was he leading men at that time? - He was in charge of a group, a company of Virginia militia during this fight. And he was like, in the shit in the middle of it. - I mixed up Sallowway and Gone Away. - But Gone Away. - Yeah. - Gone Away. - They were playing that at three o'clock in the morning. - It was hard to play on the bugle. - So then at the Battle of Trenton, I don't know if you know what the Battle of Trenton is, basically that's when George Washington crosses the river at night, the frozen river at night, to go kill the British and their sleep and the nation. - Merry Christmas. - Billy Washington was actually the first guy to cross the Delaware. They needed a scouting element to go out ahead. And he was the first guy to go out ahead, locked down a road, detained a bunch of people to cut off enemy communication. And then he reunited with Nathaniel Green's Force. And it was either Billy or somebody directly under his command that had the opening shots at the Battle of Trenton. And then the British came to put their cannons in the road at the choke point where all the Americans had to come in. Billy Washington and his right hand guy, James Monroe, AKA the fifth president of the United States, eventually bum rush these cannons together and take out the British, take out the cannons, basically allow them to win the entire Battle of Trenton. - Did the Americans win the war? - Yes. After that, after that, they come to the conclusion that America needs dragons, you know, guys on horseback, they were trying to not do that originally 'cause it was so expensive to have horse mounted soldiers. And one of the guys they put in charge is Billy Washington. From here, he has multiple run-ins with Bannister Tarleton, who's the bad guy from the Patriot. And- - The one that killed like Mill Gibson's son. - Yeah, Malfoy's not always bad. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bannister Tarleton's, and the cool part about it is like they're analog to each other. So like he's the British Dragoon poster boy. Billy Washington is the American Dragoon poster boy. And Billy Washington basically gets his entire unit destroyed twice by Bannister Tarleton, not through his own fault, through the fault of shitty leadership above him that made him do shit, that he didn't wanna do. And it's well documented. So he rebuilds his Dragoons, and he gets sent out with Daniel Morgan, like my favorite general of the American Revolution. And Daniel Morgan is like, oh shit, this guy, this guy knows ball. And he's like, there's this big Tory base out here at this town, go take him out. Billy Washington shows up with 60 Dragoons, guys on horseback. They get there, it's this plantation, and they've fortified the barn. There's trenches, there's a baddest, the spikes, so to stop cavalry charges, they've got fucking port holes in the barn to stick their guns through. Like it would be siege warfare. You can't do that on horseback. - Right. - His cavalry is useless against this enemy fortification. So he rolls up anyways, and he's like, surrender. And they're like, go fuck yourself. And he's like, shit, he's like, what the fuck do I do? Got to do something. So he tells his guys, go cut down a tree, start a fire. So they cut down a pine tree, start a fire, they shave this tree down to roughly the shape of a cannon. They rip the fucking chassis off a wagon and mount this log that they've now burned over the fire to look like it's black to make a fake cannon. - They say opt. - They say opt, and then they wheel this cannon up, And he sends in his like most. grizzled fucking sergeant major that he has to tell him to surrender and this guy walks up just talking shit. The only direct quote we have from what this guy told the British was, Billy Washington's gonna blow you guys across the mill pond. There was a pond behind the barn. He basically siops over, I think it was 120 guys to surrender without a single shot getting fired and they wind up calling it a Quaker gun because Quakers are huge pacifists and they're like, "Oh, you didn't have to kill anybody. You got him to surrender." So he has that happen. God, that would be so disappointing. Like, it worked. You're awesome, but also the enemy forces like police surrender doesn't pine tree. Yeah, they were railing up with a log. But also, don't talk to us. We'll fucking kill you. We shut up, idiot. Who knows? There's some banister. I don't know. But so then he, they wind up having this big fucking showdown, him and banister at the Battle of Calvary. So the Battle of Calvary and the Battle of Guilford Courthouse are the two battles that the main battle from the Patriots based off of. That's where they have like the three lines and they intentionally make the militia make up the center and then they fake a retreat when the real line is behind them on the hill. He's there for that with his Calvary. He crushes Banister Tarleton's Calvary and at the Battle of Calvary and this is like the cool part. So at the Battle of Calvary, the Americans win. It's like the big beginning of the end of the American Revolution. And as all the other officers, the British are fleeing. The other officers are taking prisoners. Billy Washington sees Banister Tarleton and two of his officers fleeing the battle. And he was like rich, wealthy aristocrat. He's got a fucking hot rod for a horse. He takes off and chases down Banister and his two dudes. And as he's approaching, he yells, where's the boasting now, Tarleton? Tarleton wheels around and this is like a formal challenge to a duel. So it's supposed to be one on one gentlemanly warfare officer against officer bullshit. So the three guys wheel around. Billy and Banister Tarleton get into a sword fight on horseback. Billy starts winning and one of the other British officers decides to jump in and he goes to swing at Billy and right is he's Billy Washington's sergeant major. It's a sword fight gentlemanly warfare. Yeah, not if you've got two guys jumping in now. Now we're bringing a typical brain. He's actually going to sort fight his attention is elsewhere. We're going to talk about Chicago rules. As he's about to get slashed by this other British officer, his sergeant major comes screaming up on horseback like a bat out of hell and just fucking cleaves this dude in half. Banister and Billy keep sword fighting. Second British officer goes to intervene. He goes raises his sword to slash Billy Washington. Billy Washington's fucking 10 year old bugle boy pulls out of pistol and fucking shoots him off his horse. See? Billy, where's the Chicago rules? Yeah, Chicago rules. This distracts Billy Washington. He's like, what the fuck? Because we're not supposed to be using guns. This is gentlemanly warfare, whatever. So he goes to look. Banister lunges at him. He parries the shot and wheels back around and slashes. Banister on his hand cuts off two of his fingers. And Banister pulls out a pistol shoots Billy's horse and rides off and escapes. I track down a bunch of shit about Banister Carlton after the war because he survives. And he was getting mocked about this for fucking ever. Good. I hate him. So there's two there's two accounts. He was at these like wealthy aristocratic parties after the war. And he's talking shit about Billy Washington. And he's like, I'd like to see this colonel Washington everybody talks about. And some woman goes, perhaps if you'd looked behind you at the battle of cow pins, you might have enjoyed that pleasure. Hell yeah. Fuck you railing. Railings a bitch. And there's another one where he railing turtle town. Fuck that guy. I'm familiar with cow pins. This is South Carolina. Yeah. Yeah. And there was another one where he's he called Billy Washington a low bread illiterate fellow. And one of the women chimed in. It's like you above everybody else should know. He knows how to leave his mark because he's missing two of his fucking fingers. Damn. Is do you know if the like Banister's family is still prevalent in like air across the air. I would have seen probably how that goes. But yeah. So then he fights at cow pins fights at the battle of Gilford's courthouse. And then at the battle of Utah Springs, he winds up getting shot off his horse. The horse lands on him, crushes him. And while he's trying to get out from under this horse, the British walk up his stab him in the chest with the bayonet. Damn. He fucking survives. And they take him prisoner. While he's being held prisoner, he becomes homies with like the British governor. And I think it was Charleston where he was like a POW. And he lets Billy Washington marry his girlfriend while he's in prison. And his girlfriend is like super fucking wealthy. And then he just lives out the rest of his life being rich as fuck. Yeah. Same con. Yeah. Theodore Cuckington. Oh. Theodore Cuckington. He go in this chair off to the side. You may marry my girlfriend. Imagine a hotel that you could stay in with this chair. My my other favorite part is so he was he was like a local hero because he was beaten banished for Charleston and like guerrilla warfare. So he started dating essentially this girl of this wealthy plantation, the woman he winds up marrying. And while he's going to their plantation to visit her, he winds up telling her that his dragons don't have a battle flag. They don't have a guide on into battle. And she just like rips off the curtains from her dining room and is like, here, use this. And it's this red curtain tapestry thing. And he he rides that into battle for every other battle that he fights in. And we still have it today. It's called the Utah flag. Which is pretty funny slash cool dining room curtains. Grandma's done. Yes, it's spelled E U TA. Bass rates. Have you done anything with that guy? Bass Reeves. Why do I know? Bass room. Bass. He's the US Marshall. The black. The black sheriff. Yeah. Yeah. And he was thought for a big competitor. So yeah, this is straight up grandma's curtains. That one you could do his stories. I've avoided it because there's a TV show and everything. I don't like that. I didn't know there was a TV show. And then I seen little glimpses of that. I was like, who the fuck is this guy? I thought it was a made up TV show. And then they're like, no, this guy actually existed and did all this shit. Fought for the Confederacy. And then do you know bass? Bass Reeves. Oh, black Confederate soldier. This is real? Yeah. And then he became a US Marshall and just hunted criminals. Wrecked house. What's a show called? I don't know what the show's called, but yeah, there's like a live that just just ranger. Just tracked people. Homey did not Oh, okay. And he stopped a serial killer back in the day too. One of the first let's probably where I recognize him from. I think he came up in one of my videos, but I can't remember. Because yeah, he's like very famous for hunting people down like Texas when Texas first became. Which also is a wild concept to me of trying to track anyone down. Like if Zack, if you went fucking you just go 10 over 10 miles away. I don't know where to start. I do think I remember when I was in elementary school, we were like picking decades that you'd want to live. And I was like, dude, the 20s would have been sick as hell. This is a good time period. Not our 20s. Just the 20s when you get like rob a bank and then just get in a car until you need a gas and be like, my name's Steve. Like that was it. Like the radio, the cops would just be like, ooh, state line. Yeah. You wore suits and had machine guns everywhere. It's pretty cool. And then the depression was kind of a bummer, obviously, but. No AC, no refrigerator. That's what I look like. I was like, man, that's all going to suck no matter. It's going to suck for a long period of time. Just life would suck for a long period of time. Yeah, we get to wear suspenders. It'd be kind of cool. You can do that now. Nothing's holding it back. Yeah, but like, we're like, oh, weird. But back then, it'd be like, that guy's cool. I'm a cool guy. I'm a cool guy. My wife died on town. Me and George Clooney. Yeah. So then, I'm not going to, I'm not going to retell this whole story. The video I'm working on now does Eugene Flucky. He's like probably the best submarine skipper ever, the best submarine in World War II for the Americans. So he's a lucky fly. He's the one that sunk a train. That's like their claim to fame. Been there, done that. His, his submarine is covered. It was sinking an enemy drop a bridge. No, no. He was more or less. He was a trimmer submarine. He was, I know it's like, he was, he just agreed to come out like that. They can see their operations. Oh, yeah. He was basically spawn camping this Japanese harbor, sinking everything they sent out. And he's like, fuck it. I'm just going to disable the whole thing, because the harbor was fed by a freight train. So he basically gets an inflatable raft and picks the electrician and like two other dudes that were essential and then like the three best dudes in a fist fight. And he's like, all right, at night, we're sending you boys ashore. The electrician has rigged up a scuttling charge to a pressure switch. You're going to dig underneath one of the railroad ties and place an IED so that when the train drives by, it blows the fucking locomotive engine up. go ashore, plant this in IED under the railroad tie, and as they're on the boat going back to the sub, the train goes by, blows the fucking steam engine or the locomotive engine 200 feet into the air. That doesn't count as sinking. I was lied to when you began the story. They're also the only American service members to set foot on mainland Japan during the war. Really? Yeah. You know what I love about all your stories though? It's dudes, I guess, like us who are like, "I can do anything I won't," right? Yeah. Like I can just do things like free will is because it's great. I think my favorite fact that I found from the video is, so Flucky was a redhead. Gross. What? Summarines were volunteer only. Like even though the draft was going on, if you got drafted, you could not become a submarine guy unless you volunteered for it because it was that dangerous, diesel engine fucking submarines during World War II. It'd just been made. Yeah. So, volunteer war. I can't terrifying. Civil war. He's like a stud officer. He could do anything he wants. He volunteers to be a submarine captain because he's sick of getting a sunburnt. He's the most voluminous guy in the world. The redhead is like, "I can fuck the enemy under the sea. This is, sign me up." I mean, dude, did you know when he's sub guys, I never met me. Bubbleheads? I never met me, but I heard they were. Yeah. Well, they call them bubbleheads because, you know, there's little bubbles in your brain when you're under pressure for so long. And they say that they keep repressurized in the subs, but I think some of them get a little fucking nutty. Maybe it's just being underwater, like some of those subs deployed for like seven months plus at a time, which is. Beans, shotguns, giant metal dick with 60 other dudes sleeping on top of each other. Your heart racking, dude, hot racking, for like that amount of time has to be a fucking nightmare. That's not a healthy social experiment to put yourself through repeatedly. And there's aliens down there, too, so that's literally true. What could go wrong? Literally anything? Yeah. Literally anything. All of it. All of it. All of it. We could just hit something down here. There's a ton of shit down here. Instantly. A friend of ours to tell us about aliens, though. Do you see the thing last week? There's a hole in the ocean. They don't know where it goes to. I don't know. I know. Which one? I don't know this. I got to tell us exactly. You're an unheard of alien story. Why? All right, so we have this friend. His name's Zach. He has a dev war society. Are you talking about yourself? He's like a weird, weird person. No, no, no, no, it's me. He was a green beret CIA does history. Actually, he's like the army version of a navy suit. He's on the green beret swim, whatever, it's called. Combat diver. Combat diver, whatever. But he was telling us a story how some Cag guys were in area 51 and some reptiles came out. And they just started attacking people. So they sent in a group of Cag dudes with energy weapons. They just started smoking motherfuckers. I played that arcade game. It's no ease. It's like, I'm telling you. Did you know if you shoot the guy's play as an alien? Listen, you wouldn't be blind to the truth. You go ahead. It was literally called area 51. That's called conditioning. They're preparing us for disclosure. I'm telling you it's happening. Disclosure. I listen to Joe Rogan on the way in. I don't know if that's obvious yet. So Lizard's doing global warming. They're trying to change it so they can live on the surface. Finally, you're awake. You're awake, brother. I want to live on Lizard's planet. I just picture some auto drag hands with guns taped and I can't. I can't. I just mentioned it. The thing that William Shantner fights in Star Trek, but he's like, they're real. Their eyes do the thing. Celebrities. Yeah, they blink sideways. Well, it's like the movie Paul. Do you guys remember that? Oh, that movie's incredible. With Seth Rogan. Paul is the voice of the alien. The gray or whatever. They ask him. They're like, why do you look like an alien? He's like, cause we didn't drip feeding you this shit in social media or media for the past 50 years. That's right. What was I saying? It's right in front of you. Disclosure day was horrible. I haven't watched it. Good. I just listened to David Grush, the Air Force guy. Is it Grush? I think it's Grush. Yeah. Whatever. The guy who was like in the Air Force left the Air Force testified in front of Congress. And. It's active. We land on the moon. Yeah. You mean, you mean Burbank? Yeah. We landed in Burbank. It's just a weird thing to do. Oh, sorry. David Grush. And David Grush was the wake of it, huh? Yeah. I was so confident. That's the wake of, guy. I wish I had half your confidence. Actually, it's David Grush. Yeah. Well, you were a journalist. It's a weird word. Grush. I think it's Grush. It's his name. Grush. The Burbank moon landing is weird because like, it's just weird to be like, you know, in case this doesn't go according to plan because the moon's fake. What if we filmed a backup just in case? Right. The moon's fake. Now, what. Do you guys f--- me up with the David Grush thing? No, it's the guy that the f***ing FBI could have talked to on his morning jogs with wake-up. Oh, yeah. What does he have to do with aliens? This is how things get. Oh my gosh. This is how things get muddled. Have you said. God, I wish I had. David Grush was an alien. This is also how this information starts. Would the 30 children have died because the ATF blew their f***ing house up? Do the f*** do? They killed the aliens. They killed the aliens running around. They lent the CS gas on fire. Actually hundreds of thousands of people watched this. Do you know how mad I'm gonna be if I find out the government's been sitting on UFOs for 50 years and they're mad at me because the barrel on my shotguns an inch too short. Yeah. Looks like you f***ers have bigger problems. Yeah. They'll eat that short barrel. He's white was pregnant with a reptilian. That's why they shot her. Dude, come to unsubscribe podcast for your facts. It is crazy to think that the podcast has hit a level to where misinformation can be spread. Hundreds of thousands of people have heard it. You can just be like blah, blah, blah. And they're like, where'd that start? I don't know. It started right here. Basically, we only are the 49th podcast in the world on YouTube right now. Bro, you could have a podcast for you for me. You're retarded too. Yeah. Especially this one. Yeah. Especially this one. Yeah. - I'm a Joe Rogan experienced. - Welcome to the Joe Rogan experience. I'm here with David Karrash. (laughing) - I'm gonna drop that shit on the resell market with some golf golf. - He was allegedly breeding with the gray aliens who may or may not have been underage. It's all up in the air. Either way, we had to kill 'em all. Burn it down, Waco 91. - We do have to get Zach to. - Yeah, you got it. - One time, your flight or board? - You're born in it. - Put in a man's cape, Dad. - I can, yeah. As long as I leave by three, we're good. - So San Antonio has water. - Which is the weird, weird thing. - It's actually hysterical. - I didn't realize that. You guys took a how long to get from the airport to like. - Oh God, it took us an hour. - It was like an hour, just to get there. - There was an ironically bumper to bumper traffic and I'm not exaggerating because of a fucking puddle. - I've never seen people not understand rain. Like I was in the pickup area and it's like. - Well they don't have water. - It's A1 and like, there's like cracks in the concrete and it's like splashing out. People were standing next to it like, "What the fuck is happening?" Like, I'd never seen that. They just had no idea what to do. - It was like, 'cause I drove out to bunker this morning. It's like sprinkling. - Yeah, it's not, it's sprinkling out and everybody's going 50 and a 70 with their hazards on. I was like, "What the fuck is happening right now?" - And the one we left. - Yeah, the F-150 we were behind. - Yeah, he lived in drop, but he's like, "Oh, there's a puddle!" - Well it has to like, swerve into oncoming traffic. He was Mexican. - Oh, what? (laughing) - Well, no, he was a Vietnamese. (laughing) - What did you think he was Mexican? In San Antonio, Texas? (laughing) What was the Vietnamese accent I did? - Yeah. - I was like, "Holy, I'm sorry, I'm going in my burrito." (laughing) The Vietnamese, man. (laughing) - What are you talking about? - Yeah. - I don't think there's a lot of fog in this town. (laughing) - Oh, no. (laughing) - Holy shit. (laughing) - I was falling on the back of my truck and my way to my forest. - Oh yeah, you're a fog. (laughing) - I'm a Vietnamese guy. - I'm a Vietnamese. (laughing) - I hate James Bond. (laughing) (laughing) - What are you up to? - I need you fond of it. (laughing) - I just thought we'd buy a Justin Gunner doll. (laughing) - Welcome to the Hotsie Meat Tuckers TV. - Yeah, I'm happy. - Oh, wait. - The Hotsie Meat Tuckers TV. - I'm happy. - I gotta get the hut deep over. (laughing) - It's okay, Mexicans are with an ear shot. They're alive. - They're alive. - And we're all having a good time, I hate you. Your number one source for news, the answer is correct. - You're doing it. For more Vietnamese, I'm Mexican, guess. (laughing) - I can't see it, I can't see it. I can't see it, I can't see it. - Oh, fuck. - No, nobody knows how to drive here. Take away. - That's how we go to that. - Yeah, that's good. - You think animals were lining up two by two by the way they're acting about the light rain? - Yeah. - Oh, through the rice buddies, we-- - Thank you guys for joining the unsubscribe podcast. 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