George Santos Returns From Jail To Confront Matan

Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have George Santos again Please come sit in the middle For today's co-host we have Mike welcome in Mike What's up, buddy? I feel like you've already been on the show. So in case anybody doesn't know you reintroduce yourself and all that one Do you want me to reintroduce myself? I feel like sir highest future people know who I am No, it's not even close. No, I thought it was no. Maybe like number 17 or something. Okay, that's pretty high That's pretty good. It's that's in like the top I got stopped a lot by freaking people on the streets telling me about how much they love me on your show last time. Yeah, I did well and To be honest, I don't really do repeat. Yes, the only reason that I was kind of willing to make an exception here And I wanted you to come back is because I don't think you're a changed person at all, but you went to jail and you got pardoned so I feel like it's a really good part I got commuted. Well, yeah, I guess you still have the charges on you, right? Yeah, so I could say 100% reliably not allegedly that you are guilty of all of those crimes. No, you can say I'm a felon But you're also guilty of the crimes. You can say whatever you want. Oh, you're saying that you were found guilty, but you didn't do it Like I said, you can say whatever you want. Okay. Well, anyways, just in case anybody doesn't know you please reintroduce yourself. I am George Santos former congressman and current agent provocateur. Oh Lovely, oh that that was strange You know Mike, huh? You know Mike Mike Mike is here. Mike Mike. Forget it. Where's Mike Mike? I'm trying to grab his crotch. Yeah, I'm just like yeah, but you have your hand in a really I mean if his crotch is down there That's kind of weird, right? He needs to see sick medical attention for that. He's a midget. Oh, okay, whatever I fucking had eye drops from Mike Mike. I completely forgot to bring it. That's okay. Go ahead Why did you use the $3,000 you allegedly stole from a disabled veteran who needed the money to save his service dog? Who is now dead by the way? Um That's a great question. It's a really good one. Yeah Who who helped you write a rich a stop all myself? He's had the the veteran. That's the name of him, right? The one who made the allegations. Yeah, you think he helped me write that. I don't know. I'm asking. He loves he loves like going on TV and talking So you're just saying it's not true. You're just accusing him of what trying to clinch it off of you. I'm not accusing him of anything You're saying he's a liar. That did not happen. Yeah, so then you're accusing him of being a liar That's how that would work. I've those things are mutually exclusive. I've made that clear Yeah, now let's say you did it because it's almost guaranteed that you did what would I was a guaranteed? Why are you using absolute language? I'm using absolute language because I can just tell with you by your behavior and by other things You've done I would be shocked if you didn't do anything if somebody said George Santos punched me in the head And then did horrible things to me while I was unconscious. I would believe them much like you suggested That's how you take girls on dates. You knocked them out. I've never taken a girl on a date I was just giving an idea on your show. No, you suggested punch a girl in the in the job knock her out and then drag her around town In a then trolley. Yeah, but what do you can't do anything to somebody's body around town? That's would be illegal Yeah, I don't know can I walk around naked punching somebody on the john is all really good, but okay. Go ahead Well, so stealing $3,000, but you've clearly got away with it. Oh, I clearly didn't do it. What would you use the money on though? Really? Let's tell you I didn't like to feel like I first of all I didn't do it second of all But if you did, why would you use the money on had I done it? Jesus is a lot going on back there There's such a random question. No, it is in its extremely specific actually. Yeah, it's very specific like What would you do with allegedly stolen money like what I will say that story? You know what I would do you are a man of true character. I have a great. I have a great use for it. What taking you for a Botox session because Botox yeah for you. Yes, I would pass. I would take you on a Botox You know what I would do with the money. Oh boy. Here we go again What what happened? No, nothing. I would try to Get that man some therapy. He probably has posttraumatic stress disorder from B. They've also not better in he also Allegedly had substance abuse issues at the time and Also some level and again, this was Reportedly by friends of his that he had substance abuse issues and Some level of psych psych psychosis. I don't know. I feel bad for him Yeah, you sound terribly sorry for him. I do. I actually feel bad for him. Yeah You sound really you, yeah, but go ahead. I can tell you have a lot of empathy for this man I have a lot of empathy for you, but not for this man. No, not really. No, okay Even though he's a disabled vet. I don't care. I don't care. Thanks for your service You killed his dog. You stabbed the dog in the neck. You didn't metaphorically kill you literally killed it Yeah, I'm actually alleging that you physically killed this dog. There you go. Go ahead. Can we bring him in? Please we have him here. Okay, great No, I'm just kidding. That would be pretty cool though. I would be fine. Yeah, I would be actually I would have actually looked forward to that would have been awesome I should have done that. I should have said see if I could have got him. Yeah, you should have I have his number Do you want it? Oh, can we call him? No, I'm not calling him. Can I have his number after we finish? Can I have his number now? After we finish, but you're not now because we're not calling him during the show. I won't call him right now You have my word for it. I'll give it to you later. Did you purposely drop the soap every time you took a shower in jail? I use body wash. Did you purposely drop the bottle or whatever it is? No, I use body wash. Really? I have a hard time believing that. I know I use dove body wash. When you took a shower Would you like drop whatever it is you go? Hey guys over here. So that stall curtain individual stalls not not communal shower Yeah, but you asked not only for communal shower and then once they told you you couldn't do it You opened the curtain not true and what you would do it during like lunchtime when everybody was inside What do you do? What try to get yourself ready? I guess. Oh, yeah, lovely you you you just What is going on back there? Don't mess with my set. Okay. Is that not true? That didn't happen. No, that did not happen. And what did they feed you in jail? Food was really bad bad food. Yeah. Oh, I feel so sorry for you. You should feel sorry for people Do you think a prisoner should eat expired food? Yes, okay. I think they should Oh, okay, then we don't have to pay money Okay, that's not much the fucking prison system calls. Oh, I know billions. Yeah Do you think you'll ever be able to improve your image from a lying piece of shit to a lying piece of crap? Not if I keep hanging out with you really? No So what can you do because shit is a worse word than crap? I don't know make better options. I make better choices. You made some bad choices in the past. Yeah, what's the worst choice you've made? Coming on your podcast the second time. That's the worst one. Yes. I think last time I asked you always the worst choice you made And you said coming on my podcast and now that's the worst the second worst one so you're really clearly not learning from your mistakes. Yeah No, now that your career in politics is certainly over what's next for you selling insurance to the elderly people? No No, no, no I'm probably gonna copy your model and do like a course and teach finance I think why do you think I teach a financial course? I don't know What gave you that idea? Oh you said you did. Do you think that that was a serious thing that I teach a financial course? Oh, no I will say I answer to you is gonna be serious. Are you a serious person or be a great thing for you to do? Would you think you're a serious person? I'm extremely serious. Have I come off like I'm not serious? You come off very clownish Okay, well What would you teach if you had to do a financial course? What sort of lessons would you be giving financial ethics? Don't steal don't cheat don't lie You have I mean you're not the one to teach that of course. I am. I'm the one who went to prison for it Yeah, exactly that's the point what better person to teach you how to stay out of prison somebody who ended up in prison No, that's the worst person because they're giving you advice that they either didn't act upon or the advice is so bad It landed them in prison. Oh, no, no, you teach from why wouldn't you rather get advice on how to avoid prison from a guy who hasn't been to prison? Because a guy who hasn't been to prison has no reasons to have that conversation I get of course they would they say yeah I haven't been to prison because I haven't committed any crimes. Okay, and I'm not fair But I do think somebody who has been to prison has the yin and yang to show you like you have a like good prison shower advice But that's because you have experience with it. I don't know that I have any shower advice in prison But okay is it hard for you to walk for long periods of time because of your massive size? No actually I I'm quite physically active. There's no way I am for reference. I just finished filming his podcast about 40 minutes ago. I walked here. I was like 15 minutes. I said I'm gonna walk and you couldn't believe it No, I didn't I didn't say I couldn't believe it. I just didn't know where you were so I didn't know the distance You know the distance you've came to the studio before you've came to this exact building. No, no, I know But I and you live in New York. I mean I remember you at the address. You could have just looked at it and have the address So how did you get here? My team had the address. I didn't have the address. You seem like a very capable person I'm very capable, but also you just got in a car with an address that you didn't know and then just arrived there. Yes That doesn't seem very responsible. Maybe that's why I went to prison That's how like a little kid get kidnapped and not little and I'm not getting kidnapped. You're huge. Yes. I'm huge. I'm fat. Yeah Oh, oh, you're kind of chubby too when you were younger Yeah, but I'm not younger anymore. You had check month cheeks. Yeah, but now I'm older and I'm not I guess Are people on the street usually repulsed by you based on your looks or your character? I don't know I'm not people on the streets What you don't go on the street? No, I don't What why not because I choose not to I'm a private person as much as I can you don't walk anywhere You don't get food in a store you never go to dinner. I have people who do that for me. That's very cool You're a boss What do you want me to do with your fist? I was offering you like a cool Facebook for owning those poor losers who have to walk around New York and go good dinner. I guess I guess yeah He's in a kind of lonely though No, I'm actually not I'm actually never a little but you told me on your show that you get stopped on the street all of the time for this interview You just said that what like five minutes ago actually, but so that in the streets like you're saying like walking around like if I'm in a store shopping I literally just said go into the store Okay, yes, I go to store shopping like if I'm gonna go shop and you can stop because you're famous I don't get stop because I'm famous people recognize who I am like oh my god, they're repulsed by I actually pulled based on your looks or your character like I said I've never had anybody tell me they were repulsed by me People don't usually go up to people they're repulsed by and go oh, I'm repulsed by you. Okay, so it's more just like if have you ever Very often I have surely imagined you see somebody in public looking at you going like never No, what was the last time something like that happened to you? It's never happened Monday I mean whatever If you're ashamed about it, that's fine. I'm I'm just in quiet. You met me. Do I look like I'm ashamed? You are completely shameless, but you still deny all of these go you got it good boy Get it good boy. It's weird and gay. No, whatever. Oh, you got it good boy. I love it when you get things right I should have bought you like a scoovy snack fuck. I won't need anything that you give me You know, it's come out. I have it comes out of a box. It's made by you exactly who you there warn Take war and kids not to take Andy from Sorry, and you're a little boring, so I'm I'm sorry. Yeah, I told you that board you Kind of putting me to sleep, but go ahead Seriously, why the hell did Trump pardon you from jail? Is that a serious question? I'm not pardoned. I'm coming. Yeah, why do you keep saying the wrong thing? Ask him. I'll rephrase it seriously. Why did Trump commute you from jail? I don't know. Ask president Trump You haven't spoke to him about it. Oh, I speak with the president Yeah, and what was his reasoning? I mean you ask him That there's a fight. There's a statement online. You can go on truth social Have you ever heard of Trump derangement syndrome? Yeah, you seem to have it. I have Trump direct. I love Trump Oh, it doesn't seem like it. No, I love him, but I think in this case it was Trump's deranged Syndrome. Is that maybe possible? He was deranged for a little bit. I don't know Seems like a real. Well, I'm asking you. You're saying you talk about it. You think a real. I didn't say often I said I speak to the president. I didn't say often. No, it was the last time you spoke um Why would I have to answer that? You don't have to. It's just a question on the interview right recently What happened? Did you offer him like a sexual favor? You said if you release me, I'll owe you a sexual favor Is that what happened? You're quiet about it. Are you under some NDA? No, I'm just trying to think like you know what's going on in my brain right now You're talking and you're going nap nap nap nap nap nap nap nap. You're thinking and my brain is camera Can I steal that can I steal my brain is like I steal it am I liable? Like my brain is like glorious I'm a lawyer like right now and they're like come and my buddy. Baby do that. Come. God. No. You can control yourself any long Like I'm having this hard like to your brain. Yeah, cuz just random Brazilian. That's Cuban. But human music Everybody do the conga Body through the beat. Yeah, it's so good. I mean, it's not like you say anything interesting to me So I mean, I'm just I'm just I'm playing glorious stuff on in my head. I'm sorry. I actually asked you a pretty tame question I said you think it's tame to ask me if the president of the United States bartered with me on some favors No, I was referring to that fucking tame. You think that's a fucking normal question. You ask a human being. Yes, actually Your case absolutely you're fucking insane. Go ahead You don't think that would it's an appropriate question based off you you're not appropriate You are no, I said you're not a pro. I know what I'm saying. It's like we kind of understand the situation here Jesus, what situation? Hey guys start with an option. 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There we go. I kind of like that retarded gay What is it retarded gay for retarded lying fat gay moron yeah, so if you go to the store and you see like the clerk You they go hi. I'm Amy you go. Hey. I'm a retarded lying fat gay moron. Yeah, there you go Okay, I'll run with that. I'll see how it works. I'll get back to you. I'll circle back with you Yes, you're gonna try and let me know. Yeah, what's how many uses are you gonna do it? Usually in polls. I'll do like a hundred or a thousand or a hundred thousand and although a hundred tries one hundred I'll get back to you on it. Yeah, I'll circle back now. I actually Wasn't asking because it was gonna help you. I thought that that would just be how it needs to be oh Otherwise, it's sort of dishonest. I feel like your name's probably not even George Santos. It's probably like a Some name I cannot even pronounce I give me an idea what you think the name is I have no idea of it's from Brazilian slang like That I couldn't even begin to start thinking about. Oh, come on. You're your Persian. You can figure it out I'm proud. Where do you get this idea that I'm Persian? It's okay because I'm from Los Angeles is there a lot of Persians there. I didn't say that. I'm just saying What is your advice to fellow lying scumbags to avoid getting caught? I'm sorry. What was the question? You're going on your phone in the middle of an interview. No, I just it was important I'm sorry. You didn't even check anything you're just scrolling on your home screen. No, I wasn't I just unfortunately the cameras can't I got a Notification I saw it and I close it and then you asked me I'm sorry. You're like thinking about pressing the Tesla app. Yeah Do you didn't hear my question? No, okay, let me let me let me go back. Please what is your advice to fellow lying scumbags to avoid getting caught? I Next question. Why is that? I just don't like that question. Why I don't know next question I'll give you a jolly rancher if you answer it. Give you a little candy. You can shove your jolly rancher up your ass I'm sure you would like to do that to yourself. No, no, I don't want to recommend it. You do it up yours So is that from personal experience? Oh, no, no, no, just desire to tell you to have the desire to shove of no No, no, no that desire to tell you to go do it just just go ahead next question Is that like an uncomfortable thing to do that? I don't comfortable. I just feel like answering You like it. It's not uncomfortable at all. Oh, you're so fucking boring. Your material really hasn't improved since the last time I've been here You didn't like it last time or this time. I think it's just so recycled You said you weren't gonna see me in another seven years that didn't work out. That's not what I said by the way I actually I said you were going to jail actually you said well Let's see what happens in seven years when you come out of prison. Those are your words. Hey, well listen I will I will say this unfortunately I will say this and I wish has ever had I thought he was gonna not I thought he was gonna execute you That's why I voted for him. I told you the opposite he let you out of jail. I told you Well, you still went to jail. So I was right about that. Okay, sure am I wrong? Oh? But in fairness seven years really didn't look like seven years now If I'm being in good face, you know what it is. I didn't get what I wanted. You know what it is, Matan what your arrogant and your Errogance leads you to say things that then you got to eventually you're gonna start backtracking a lot of it like you know Today you decided to do black foot for no for the petty. No I decided to literally paint your foot black like no it was a disease No, you show up with black found like with dark brown foundation all over your foot to get a pedicure Because you wanted to make the poor woman's job harder to have to clean your foot to be a racist bigot like You think I'm a racist bigot. Why by the way It's impossible for me to have been racist to black people at that time because I was part black Mm-hmm. It's like saying that you were your racist against Brazilians. You may represent them very poorly But the case is is that you cannot be racist against them. Okay, unless you think you - You could be racist against your own race. Is that what you believe? - Your microphone's kind of falling apart. You need a better studio. - Well, it's been like that for many years. So the fact that it's still holding up is extremely lucky. - You're gone. - This thing always comes out. - Minor investments and you expect big returns. That's why you're all over the place asking people for help on how to expand your brand. I get it now. - Who if I ask you to help expand my brand? - No, you don't ask me. You're asking for other people out there, but that's not my business. I wonder what you're even potentially meaning when you say that. It's probably just a meaningless bunch of words, but what do you mean? Nothing. I'm asking people to help expand my brand. That's like a weird Hollywood talk that they would send over email. - Yeah. Dude, your sneakers are really dirty, holy shit. - Can you wrap faster than Eminem? - No. - No. - No. - Why not? - 'Cause I can't. - How do you know if you ever tried it? - Yeah, no, I have, and I can't. - Can you wrap? - No. - Why not? - I'm just not interested in it, but you were singing earlier like maybe a minute ago, so I thought maybe that would be in your skill set. - No, no, it's not in my skill set. I can't wrap. - Why don't you train so you can beat him? - It's fake news. I don't wanna beat Eminem in anything. If you like, life's already beating Eminem at this point. - He's not doing well. I haven't really kept up with him. - Me neither. I could care less about him. - So why do you say such an insult at him if you don't care? - Oh, 'cause he was just added to the Epstein list too. - Oops. - He was on the Epstein list. - Oops. - Yeah, well, we discussed this briefly on your show, but you said you have an issue with anybody on that list. Obviously besides Trump, I guess, and then you said he wasn't and it was a lie. - Oh my God. - He doesn't even make any sense. - It's definitely coming off, it's falling apart, yeah. You can keep the little stick if you want. - You can remove that and then have it. - No, no, I'm okay, I'm good, thank you. - Why? - I'm offering you actually a gift. - I don't know, thank you. All right, get back to your little yellow note pad thing. - Why? - Well, I was actually trying to be cool here with you and come on, Ratan. - Why are you wasting valuable time with this? - You're saying your time is valuable? - No, your opportunity to have me here, is a valuable thing. - Am I running out of time? - Kind of, yeah. - You have somewhere to be, you're not watching fake. You don't act like you're looking at a time. - Not fake. - You probably don't even know how to read it. - It's not fake, but God. - You know how to read that watch? - Of course I do. - What time does it say? - Let's keep going. - Can you read that watch? - Keep going, Matan. - If you're not a read that watch, tell me what time it says. - Matan, keep going. - What time does it say in that watch? - Keep going. - Can you tell me? - It's a fake watch, right? So why am I going to look at the fake watch? - Even outside of it being fake, I don't think you're able to read it. What time is it? - Go Matan. - I need to know the time. Can you help me out? - The time is literally 12 30 on the dot. - Can you tell me what time it says on that watch? - What time does it say on the watch, Matan? - Let me see. - It says 434. - Yeah. - You're fucking-- - You thought it said 1230? - You're delusion. - It says 434. - Here. - I'm going to do it every single fucking camera. Make sure on every single angle. There you go. Fuck you, Matan. - Okay. - It says 435 now. I would like to-- - It's 1230. - I'm going to show that to the camera. 435, this guy can read a watch. - 1230 for the camera because he's the changes time zone. He's very clever. - I changed my time zone. - Haha, Matan, you can read a watch. - You're so clever. Look at you. - That's embarrassing at your age. - It's embarrassing that this is the extent you go to for content. - What have I done? - I mean, I can understand your 18. You've said the most outlandish shit. Like when I sit down and I think about perspective, perspectives for work for you, the own exist. - I mean, do you go to college? - Like you have a much work college. - Yeah, I go to Baruch. - No, I didn't go to Baruch either. - I swear, I'm going. - Well, okay, good. So you're staying here in the city permanently? - No, it's online. - Baruch doesn't offer online. Okay, so my point is you don't-- - I'm not lying about it. - Yeah, that's okay. I've done that too. It doesn't work. - It doesn't work? - Don't worry. - No. - Don't lie about going to Baruch. They'll find out really quick. - I'm going to Baruch. I'm standing on it. I'm not lying about that. - That's fine. - Why would I lie about that? - Can I ask you a question, what are your perspectives for life? Are you going to do this forever? - I don't understand what you're asking me. Are you implying that it's going to be hard for me to get a job in? - Wait, wait, wait. - You have Trader Joe's earrings? - Yes. - And I'm supposed to be the homo? - Yeah, because you have such with me. - Yes, stop. You have both of them. - Yes, that's why. - You have both of them pierced at little sparkly stones there that I know are not diamonds. Those nice cubic zirconias from what? - Clares. - They're fake. - Of course. - What is it that you would be to the podium? - He has his ears. - Is that a fake diamond? - I shouldn't have bought you big hoops. (laughing) - No, no. (laughing) - So bad. - Go ahead. - Are you implying that it would be tough for me to get a job in like Trader Joe's? I don't really understand what you're saying. - Oh, no, no, no. I was asking. - I didn't imply anything. - You're asking if I plan on getting a job at Trader Joe's? - No, I said if I, if you plan on having a career, you're 18. - You don't count these as a career? - I mean. - Last month I made over 300 bucks. - That's great. - There's a lot of kids in my age and they're paying to go to school when I'm on a full ride to Baruch and I'm making money. Good job. So can we do that? - No. - Why won't you give me a fist bump for something so good? - I'm not into your fetishes. Go fist something else. - A fetish? - Have you never hung around like Harlem? They go like that. - Ugh, okay. - That's get a pounded and not in a gateway like a way where you just-- - Oh boy, go pound and fist whoever you want. Just not me. - I think you just have a different perspective of what these words mean, 'cause in your world they mean very bad things. - Could pig? - I guess for you it's good things. - I don't know my time. - Hey guys, start with an option. 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No, it is. What does that say? Israel height. It says what? That's even worse. So you're a big Israel guy. You can say that. So that's how you got out of jail. Oh my God, there goes the conspiracy theories. There he goes. I just, I just solved the case. Everybody was wondering why the hell they would let you out. 'Cause you know after you got it out, Trump put out a tweet and he calls you a deranged. What did he say? You were crazy. You're like, oh, they're loose. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. No. He didn't see that one, it was actually social. Your Santos once is, was and is some kind of rogue, but there are many rogues in pounds. Yeah, what do you think he means by rogue? He's calling you like a crazy lunatic. I am a rogue. Yeah, I completely agree. So why would he let you out of jail? There you go. That's the answer. Okay. And you're claiming that-- So let me ask you a question. To. What's your take on Palestine? Good. What's your take on ice? On ice? Ice, yes. What do you think about, um, uh, pretty and good? What do you think about pretty good? What does that mean? Oh, come on, you know what that means. I actually don't give the rep. Yes, you do. I ask you about ice, and I ask you about pretty and good, and I want to know what's your take. I'll give you my take on ice, but I don't know what pretty-- Okay, so what's your take on ice? I think that we need to make up, like, as many of the agents as possible. And then we need to start sending everybody out, unless they can take a DNA test like me, and they can reliably prove they're 100% European. Does that-- does that agree? Or are you agree with that? I don't even know what you just said, my tongue, whatever. What do you mean you don't know what I said? You asked for my opinion on ice. You just gave me a Joe Biden answer. Like, you incoherently babbled words, and none of it made sense. I'm sorry. OK. You would have been better off saying, true to the benchery, or whatever, than Joe Biden's things. If you ain't black-- if you don't hold for me, you ain't black, like, or, or, you know, poor kids, or just as smart as black kids. it's like whatever like that's true. I don't know man. You're just weird. I don't know man. Come I actually agree with that quote if you don't vote for me You're not black. Okay, that not true. I feel like only they would vote for him You're so incoherent sometimes you think you're intelligent, but you're not sometimes you are okay Sometimes I'm intelligent sometimes you have strokes of genius and jokes that are very funny and I enjoy them Okay, but then like 70% of the time you just incoherently babble with this thick accent that you made up and no, it's real You think I made that up. It says it says real as Mike. Here's your co-host that doesn't say shit So he's not real. What are you going crazy? Yeah, I'm sort of schizophrenic. He's clearly right there. Oh here say something for us Mike Yeah, the co-host that doesn't speak can I claim you we're gonna talk to you? He's disgusted by you. Oh Yeah, like on Israel too. Go ahead and you do cut two on Israel. No So you actually walk around with a necklace on that says what does it say? What high israel? I'm how you miss Israel I miss Israel to they're sending the amish to Israel. I give up with you. I have no idea what you're saying. I give up with you I'm Israel. I give up with you. You give up with me. Yeah. Well, I don't get it. Why? What are the amish going to do in Israel? Where does it matter where they're living? I can't I don't understand. It doesn't make any sense to me. Anyway, um Are we going to get somewhere with this? Are we going? I was trying to talk to you about Israel. We were having a serious discussion Okay, let's let's let's let's talk business I want to talk business with you because you're a businessman. I like talking about you. Did you dress up as a drag queen in an attempt to trick men into having sex with you? No, no So then why did you do it? It was carnival and I was 18 years old So you're saying you when you were 18 you were some sort of clown You can say that Well, is that what it was? It was a carnival in Brazil. Oh, you were just dressing up. Yes That's why there's only one fucking picture with one outfit. Right Because you don't seem like the type of guy to dress up as a drag queen frequently You don't strike me as that sort. I don't but that's fine. I did it again A year and a half ago for charity and I raised and I raised money on can What you can book That's fine. Um, and I did it um to raise money for tunnels to towers Which I would assume you would like it as an organization now what tunnels to tower foundation You don't like to help Jewish people get towers all over New York. No, it's for frank stiller who's brother died on 9/11 and he helps veterans Um, disabled, so there's no way you support this because you get better and killing their dogs Thousands of dollars to them and then I donated thousands of dollars to the international fellowship of Jews and Christians who help dislocated Jews in Israel from war torn Um, and they put them out in the ocean No, they help feed them and then they also were helping feed the Jews in Ukraine because of Russia Russia's aggression against so because Russia is attacking Ukraine This organization helps take Jewish people who are displaced from whether they're in Ukraine or wherever Yeah, they put them on a boat that they say is gonna take them to the holy land and then the boat sinks to the bottom of the ocean You're so fucking awful, but yeah, go ahead. You just mocked the holy land Well, yeah, I don't view it that way Is the holy land you're not Jewish anymore. You know, that's not an option, right? It's not an option. You came out of a vagina. That's Jewish. You're Jewish. Well, it's not an option if you're Jewish is a non-Jew I don't believe in all that crazy. You are Jewish. You are Jewish Accept it. It doesn't hurt. Why are your guys all wearing black t-shirts around their faces? So again back to the eyebrow thing his eyebrows need a little work and yours are on flake So you just take him to the lady who does yours because you know, it's not good for the look of the brands You know like I understood about as much of that as you just understood from what I said Standardize it. Yeah. Yeah. Is it I to take advantage of someone when they're sleeping Absolutely not explain that a little bit just no it's weird says who is there some Some thing I can't argue with some some vlog even to me not like a lot. It's morally says who says you I don't agree with your conscience. Would you take advantage of somebody who's sleeping? No, then it's wrong I agree. Okay. Good job. No. You won't even fizz by me. No. What if I said I like Israel would you fizz by me? I won't fist bump you if you said you were the Pope. I'm just curious. I wanted to see if that was like the trigger for you You have to have you on like some sort of payroll. Do they not realize that it's gonna make them look bad to associate with you in a part of the world? Are you accusing me of being on a payroll? Is that what you just said? Yeah, are you willing to say that like with conviction? In like a way where you could sue me just repeat what you just said I think it would be very very plausible The George Santos is being funded by either a pack or some other organization Maybe not a pack because I feel like they're probably at least smart enough and have enough people working They're not to fund you but maybe like like uh Steinpack it's just a homegrown Jewish guy Who doesn't realize that you're actually a crook? Okay. Thanks. That's possible. I just needed that sound by I didn't alleged anything of you as a fact by the way. Okay, go ahead I'll go to well if we go to court over done we have to do a thing where if you're gonna What are you gonna sue me for defamation? They'll have to look to make sure it's not true And then they'll find out that it is I would love to you want to do a deposition what made my time? Aren't you gonna be the one who has to do deposition? Oh you too, but I'm accusing you of some exactly and then the deposition is mutual You get to look through my stuff. Absolutely Well luckily you won't really find anything I just would just find out to do a deposition or thing with Todd. You want to set one up? I actually think you do in the deposition a deposition understand understand that there's nothing left That's not public about me. Absolutely zero. I find that hard to believe. I mean the DOJ went inside out my life And it's all on their website, so I just still find it hard to believe it's all there You have probably like a bunch of like people chained up in Brazil or something. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. There you go That's another. Okay. Keep going Matan. I'm not saying that is a fact by the way. Oh, okay I'm saying I would be extremely unsurprised and I'm not alleging anything if George Santos has hundreds of you know who uses a word allegedly Oh, pussy's like you I have no High behind the veil allegedly Supposedly reportedly George Santos supposedly Post see my friend told me post me Matan. I learned one thing about you. You're a big fucking clitoris Let me say something. I learned recently that there was an alleged thing that George Santos had hundreds of poor homeless Brazilian people who were starving Changed to each other from this huge pole and they were swinging around and they were starving. He was killing them Is that true who told you that the Cataris? The Cataris? The Cataris page to say that about that's probably what they're gonna. That's probably what they do You probably learned that from the Cataris. Oh, come on. You know you're on the Catari payroll stop That sounded like an actual stop stop stop stop stop stop. I didn't sound alleged. It's not assuming me. So assuming No, of course not, but you don't want to sue me Matan. What are you scared of? What would I gain by suing you? Don't you want to do a deposition? There you go. I don't mind losing money on legal fees. I like taking people to pass Money to take anybody to court. You're gonna get like a guy to represent you one of the free workers Trying to find out. Why don't you find out? Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it. I just gave a reason why I shouldn't I think you're dying to do something so do so. No, I have no interest in getting into a legal battle with you Oh, it would be so fun. I would I would have all the money that I've collected. I would have so much fun Taking all your money legally Well, what do you I mean you're just gonna what file for bankruptcy after? Oh, and then I'm gonna have gone from I guess a slight positive amount of money to zero. No Negative actually. I wouldn't have the file for bankruptcy. I'd be fine Because they're funding you. I didn't say that. Those necklace people that you have Oh Stop doing that. You're gonna need Botox too. Oh, I can see it already the elevenths coming in the four. Oh, I'm repulsive Oh, Jesus Christ. I would say you need Botox, but you obviously already had so you're gonna need a lot of Botox, but I know you're gonna look like a fucking prune Oh How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? What seems like a pretty simple question. How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb one? That's correct Good job. Thanks. I'm seeing if I can trick you there I'm trying to like do that real quick while I'm talking to see if you might just do it subconsciously. I tell you I won't touch you. You're gross I don't want to touch you either at this point. I'm just doing it to see if I could trick you You can't read your watch by the way. Have great skin. I'm absolutely. I don't want to I'm gonna make a compliment because I think We have all this like you have phenomenal skin and it is a disservice that you're not telling me what the fuck you're using on your skin because it's such good shape I'm so jealous. I wish I had flawless skin like you It's glowing. I really am not look. It's glowing. It's peachy. I have nothing on my skin. You do you have I promise you I don't put something your skin is glowing maybe if we do a deposition or whatever I wish you'll see dude. It is glowing like your skin. It's clear last time I saw you were a pimply brad and all of a sudden now you have glowing skin I don't know what happened. You clearly do mean that - How does it compliment? - I do. - I really, nothing has changed with my skin. - Then what happens to all the pimples you had last time on your forehead? - I have one right here. - That's not a pimple. You pop that already, and then you scratch it, and that's a scar now, which is a blemish, and I'll give you a pass, or not. - No, I didn't pop anything. I picked it off my face. - Yeah, gross, you were pimply last time, and now your skin is glowing, it's radiating. It's like-- - I really actually-- - You have a radiant skin, and I'm so curious, you know, what face swash, what lotion something? - Um, what's that guy's name from earlier who we're talking about with the dog? - Oh, so he's just giving you like facials? - No, I've been hanging out, okay, that's very-- - I've been collecting the blood. - That's a very-- - I saw the blood from the blood. - So a dream of drones? - No, dog blood. - Oh, so you're vampiring dog blood now? - Yes, that's how I've been getting my face to be so clear. - That's the facials you're getting. - This actually isn't even a pimple that I scratched off. - This is just a clad of blood. You see how it's red, it looks kind of similar. - Yeah, okay. - Will you try that? - Oh, no, no, I'm-- - Well acquainted with-- - I'm good with vampire treatments, yeah, I'm-- - I'll pass. - Nobody's with dogs, it's more of like an Asian treatment. - Yeah, sure. - You don't agree with that? - No. - Well, there's nothing to agree with, it's a fact. - Yeah, okay, sure. In your world. - How could I be wrong about that? - You're wrong, you're that wrong about that. - Did you offer your ass to various prison gangs for protection? Why are you looking at me as if that's not a reasonable question to ask a, basically I would say you're basically handicapped gay guy, went to jail. - I'm gonna give you a shot to ask a decent question. - Okay, you want another one? Did you offer your ass to various prison gangs for protection? You don't like that one? - Matton, first of all, no, to answer your retarded question. - Liar. - Ah, okay, go ahead. - Finish what you're saying, I just don't tell you a liar. - No. - Who did you go to? You went to like the blood? - Nobody, nobody-- - Where did you go to jail? Was it in New York? - I was in New Jersey in a prison camp. There's no blood, there's no blood, there's no crypts, so it's a fucking white collar prison full of old people. - I might as well apart. - Of course. So I guess we're done, this was great. Thanks for having me. - I have to hold it like this. - Oh, I thought this was a good opportunity for me to just walk away. - Why, you wanna leave, you're not enjoying it? - I feel like you're boring, man. - I'm boring you, you just seem to get irritated at my question. - No, no, I'm not irritated. I'm not irritated, I'm just bored. - That bored you, you just went like this. - I'm bored. - You gotta look like Biden a little bit. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - All right, go next question. I see you have more questions there. Well, that's about it because I have to interview Long Neck and his friend, Wide Neck, as I've spoke about it before, was arrested for allegedly messaging with a minor. I don't know if that's something you've been accused of, but I'm sure it's coming up soon. - No, I've never been accused of it and it's never coming up. - Yes, it is. - That's not. - Yeah. - No, it's not. - You know, like the betting markets, like Paulie market in the country, what do you think the odds would be on something like that? - It would be low, do you know why it'd be low? And I'll tell you why it'd be low. - It'd be like a 97% chance that you get accused of that by the end of the week. - Nope. Zero. - It just becomes a weekly thing when short centers have a sickle allegation made against him by the end of this week. - It won't happen. - By Monday? - It won't happen. - Unless you make one up. - I'm gonna make it up. I'm, I was, I don't think I could just say you're assaulted from you, I would hope at least. I would hope I would be able to defend myself. - You wish. - That sounds, that sounds like it. - That's exactly what I mean, that sounds like it. - You wish, you wish I would be interested in some (beep) assaulted you, Matan. - I would wish you would. - Have you looked at yourself? - Have you ever went back last question because I really do have to film with long neck? Have you ever tried going back to your homeland? - You mean Queens? - Brazil. - I'm from New York City. - Have you ever tried going back to Brazil? - I go to Brazil regularly, but I am from Queens. - I was gonna say, I feel like if they knew the sort of damage you've done, they would rip your limbs off. - I'm loved in Brazil, he'd be shocked. - You loved in Brazil? - You'd be shocked. - Maybe it'd like the gay festivals, but I'm asking like on the streets. - No, on the streets, I think. - It probably, it actually wouldn't even rip your limbs off. They would just shoot your head. - They like me there. - They would just go, oh, George. - Fuck! - You're very prone to violence. - I don't think so, I have. - My goodness. - Have you ever been in this long neck? - Have you ever been therapy? - I only wanna get violent with long neck. - I don't even know how long neck it is. - Will you help me fight him? - No, you can fight him on your own. He's this little fragile piece of shit. He has a fucking IQ, probably a 40. The guy talks and he's barely understandable what he's saying. - I don't even know who that is. - He's a piece of shit and his friend, so. - You're gonna interview him? - He's coming on right now. - Okay, goodbye. - Okay, well thanks for coming. - Thank you. - Oh, I almost tricked you there. - No, bye. - I tricked you. - What time can I ask you if I could get to the moment?