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It's Rapinoe. Rapinoe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She wants her haircut back, dude. What are you, a lesbian soccer player? What is going on with you today, dude? What's going on? Is that the new fashion? Jesus Christ. I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. You got to change it to normal, dude, because it looks ridiculous. Anyway, what are you going to go to Lilith Fair next weekend? Big KD Lang fan? Is that Harry Connors? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love KD Lang. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, because I kind of. That's all you, dude. I should do the teal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, Alex. Wait, you know what? Alex, she is pretty badass, so just so you know. Yeah, she's badass, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not a diss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the one. The one that the sock at me. Yeah, give the blonde one right there. There you go. I mean, that's ours. But to me, that was sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, did you watch like a movie and went, that's the thing? What was the inspiration? Was it like Blade Runner or something? Well, I've been had my hair blonde before. You said Rutger Hauer. You're like, what? I had my hair blonde before, like even when we were playing Warzone together. Oh, you did? Yeah. Yeah. You never bleached your hair, like colored your hair ever? Not as a human adult, no. Oh, you have virgin hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, you have virgin hair. You know, when I was 12 and I was rebellious and cutting myself and, you know what I mean, listening to sad songs, I would. Yeah, that's a Dashboard Confessional haircut. Dashboard Confessional. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going through sad times. You know what? I'm scared, Alex. He's going to be like, you know, Dashboard's better than the Beatles. Beatles? Yeah, he's going to say something crazy like that. I've been trying to get into the Beatles, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, that's what this is all about. Can I, here's why I know you're absolutely wrong. Thank you. After defending you initially is because. Your haircut. When I, when I play both Linkin Park and the Beatles to my child who's so pure and innocent, he is obsessed with the Beatles. Of course. So I know that there is something more to do. Just taste. It's more like a visceral reaction to this type of music from a very pure soul. So I think that, but maybe, I don't know. Hmm. Interesting. Yeah. Well, good point, Kalilah. And thank you so much for sharing. That's my gauge for everything. If my kid likes it, it's got to be good. Yeah. What Linkin Park song? They all just sound the same. It's not even, it's not even. Does it matter? Tomorrow's, yesterday's. It doesn't matter. And I thought, okay, well, maybe it's a little bit too like loud for him, but he loves loud stuff. Like he loves, um, bad bunny. Oh, he loves bad bunny. He likes George of the jungle. Oh yeah. Now, did you, did you play, did you play any Kid Rock for your son? I want to try it tonight. Yeah, try it tonight. And can I give you guys, there's something you don't know about me that I really have a hard time confessing and I wish I'd never had to confess it, but I have to now. Can we guess? Yes. Something about you. Is it physical? No, it has to do with. Why did you go there? What do you mean? Yeah. I feel like there's some physical things happening. He has a thought about something physical now. Yeah, yeah. It's probably one of the worst confessions I'll ever make. It's a personality trait? It could, yes. It has tied to. I know what you, I know what it is. What? You're a cunt. You have a British accent today. Wait, that's not new. That's not new. Oh, that's a new, okay. You're a cunt. I think I might've said it on a podcast before, but I have gone five times. Five times to see Kid Rock. In your life? When? In my life. Like 2000s? When I was living in Vegas. I think it was the Vegas air. And then one time here at the Gibson Amphitheater. You paid actual American money. I paid money. That's insane. Hey, that first album was good. Oh my God. Are you going to fucking start today? Since you've been in the building, dude, you've riled my guts. That song is- That was so okay, so- The one where it's like red on the front? Yeah. Oh my God. That's because like, it was the second album my mom used like her hard earned American dollars to buy. It was like Limp Bizkit and that. And so I have a nostalgia for him, even though I obviously think he's like a fucking weirdo. I went to see him five times, guys. Wow. Can you cut the part I said riled my guts? It makes no sense. You riled my guts. Once I said it, I had been thinking about that the whole time. It does make sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you cut that part out? It does make no sense. It does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That riled my guts. George? George? Hello? So last night, I had a difficult time sleeping because my ears were bleeding. What? You didn't text me. Yeah, from both ears. No, not just vibrating, bleeding. Oh my God. Do you know why? No. From fucking them screaming in my ears with VR. That's too much. We went to Sandbox. Oh, the zombie place. You took them to Sandbox? Yeah, these two, last night. What did you guys think? I love- Screaming? In all both ears, it was insane. Did you do the zombie? Which one? The one we did. The zombie. Wait, what's it like? Like, can you paint the picture for me? We didn't paint the picture. I don't know. What is it? Just VR zombie? The zombies itself, like, you can tell that, oh, you know, they're fake, but you feel really immersed in the entire world. That would freak me out. I know. Mm-hmm. Screaming. I mean, if you watch the video- Wait, I was scared. It was just her. I promise you, it was just her. Was it your first time? Wait, wait. Let's take that. Was it your first time-ay? Are you trying to rile my guts right now, dude? Is it your first time-ay? Is it time-ay? I had another- You missed time-ay. You missed time-ay. Time-ay, yeah. I think it was time-ay. As I was saying it, another thought came in and, like, intercepted. I know. What was the word you were trying to say? I think it was a mix of time-ay and time-ay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where was time-ay? Time-ay? Wait, the first time you went, though, were you screaming like them? I was with Gilbert the first time. We were screaming a lot. In Las Vegas. Yeah. We did scream. Oh, we did. So sad. Just two older guys by themselves. Yeah. At midnight. At midnight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, they were screaming and- It was so fun. It was pretty fun. Who took first? Because you cheated. Because you had a laser. You cheated. You had the laser. You had the laser. Oh, my God. How did I cheat? You had a laser. Yeah. And your accuracy was 47%. Mine was higher. 48%. No, 47. What was yours? 51. Did you do shotgun? Shotgun or what? - What did you do? - Pistol. A double? No, it was just one. How many did you kill? That's unfair. You had a laser. You had a laser. Who cares if it's accurate? Death is the most important. Am I not right, Jared? True, true. Yeah. Why? Because I didn't get their eyeball? No. Let me say something, right? How many kills did you get? Like 40. Yeah. How many did I get? 98. No, 160. What? Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the laser gun. Yeah, did. I got the. She got last. She got last. She got last. She killed two. Oh, I did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She killed two or three. I was like a couple below her. No, you weren't. Yes, I was. It was a disaster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. You even bumped into me. I headbutted her right in the face. Yeah, you just went straight to my face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go, I'm so sorry, Issa. I'm so sorry. I went like that right in her face. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, so Issa, first time, two kills is fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was your accuracy, Issa? 47. Yeah, 47. There we go. Yeah, that was pretty good. Two kills, 47. One of two. Four shots. Yeah, yeah. So she killed one zombie in the head. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. You've never done it? Never. Oh. I wonder how you. It was so fun. You might hate it. I'm too anxious for this. If I told you, she would be sweating. You'd be sweating. Yeah, sweating. But then I would still perform, you know? I don't know. That's what I thought. Yeah. Because it's like I powered it. That's what you thought, and then what happened? No, I thought that she would get really anxious and sweaty, but I thought that she would get like a lot of energy. I thought that she would get like a lot of energy. The guy would still do better than us. Because she's so competitive. Yeah. Oh, I see. I don't know. I mean, it's different when you're in it. Yeah. Yeah, when you're in it. Yeah. That was a fun time that we had, you know? And then, what else is going on? Why do I always have to be the one? Oh, I have to be the one? No, let me just say something, okay? May I? Yeah. I'm tired of being the captain. I think I need to retire. Oh, we have two more. Let's leave it to the girls. We have two new recruits. Being the captain of this ship is tiresome. It's lonely. And there's just not a lot to say sometimes. Sink the ship. I'm going to sink it now. Good night, everybody. But you were recently on a ship, right? Shut the fuck up. That's not a good segue, dude. You're recently on a cruise, right? Yeah, you're segue right, dude. Oh, by the way. Don't do that. You better do it organically. You just said you needed help. And then George came to help and you just shit on him. This is why no one wants to interrupt. No, no, no, no, no, no. When I ask for help, who do you think I want help from? Me. Exactly. Anybody but me. Anybody but me. Do I want George's help? I'd rather have Megan Rapinoe's help. Well, anyway. Well, I have topics. I bring topics to the table. But I feel as though you're not going to like what I'm going to talk about. I may not say anything. Okay. Yeah. Because I'm in that kind of mood today. You're so antagonistic today, I'm afraid. Why? Because you know this mood, right? How am I antagonistic today? We all look at each other when Bobby wakes up a certain way. And it's like, oh, it's eggshell day. Yeah. And we know to just like keep out of your way. How do you know if it's eggshell day? What are some of the tellers? Today, eggshell day. Oh, it's the way you came down. And then, you know, you were already. I was like, hey, nice shirt. And you're like fucking cussed me out immediately. So I was like, oh, it's eggshell day. Ah. What time is it right now? You know what? Roll the tape. I just love callbacks. You know, speaking of callbacks, roll the tapes. Because as he was trying to talk about the zombie thing, he combined George and Gilbert. And you said, jerk. Oh, I did it? Yes, you did. Wait, wait, wait. Did he really say jerk? You're like, right, jerk? You know how I know? I didn't say that. You would have called me out right when I did it. I said, I was like, don't, Kalilah, don't call him out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jerk? Yeah, yeah. I don't think I said jerk. Anyone back me up? I don't remember hearing it, I'll be honest. Jules, did I say jerk? I internally giggled, but I was like, don't bring it up. He said, did I say jerk? When did I say it? Like, you said it. Like, you said it. So you're a liar. You're a fucking liar. We just believe what they call us. Oh, yeah, yeah. We don't really care. We put the rollback on tapes. I was saying, you're going to hear it. So go back like seven minutes ago. He definitely says, right, jerk. So time at jerk, it's all the same. I started watching. I started watching that Night of the Seven Kingdoms Come. What? Sounds like a porno. The Seven Kingdoms? The Night of the Seven Kingdoms. Do you like it? And I'll tell you this right now. I think it's a no. What? Gilbert? I can see it from your eyes. Jerk? Yeah, that's a no. Gilbert, let me, can I just explain myself? Please do. God, have you seen it? No, I'm deciding if I should even invest in it. Yeah, have you seen it? For sure. Ask them a question. During these family ones, is George included in the family? He is a part of the family. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my bad. My bad. Because you're talking more than he normally does. It's just abrupt and weird. It's almost like you bristle every time he opens his mouth. You know, it's shocking. Yeah, yeah. I get shocked. Literally. Did you watch it, George? For sure. Yeah, yeah. The first two episodes I saw. Okay. Love it. Love the main guy. Is that Dunk? Dunk. Yeah, I love Egg. But I know that because of you ladies, I know that something happens in the fourth or fifth episode that's tragic. You guys. And if this thing happens, what I think happens, I'm done with the show. What? I'm done with the show. We got our red wedding situation. Yeah, yeah. I would be done with the show. And I don't want you to tell me because I'm going to watch it on the plane tomorrow. But it's like, I'm telling you right now. If the thing that happens. What do you think is going to happen? No, I don't want to because I don't want to give it away. Okay. Okay. But I'm telling you right now, if this one event happens, I'm out. I'm fucking out. It's like one of those shows. Sorry. You got to put a nose tampon in. They saved a great turn for the end of the third episode. So stay with it through the end of the third episode. Already like the first two. I just said you fucked hard. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Guys, it's Egg Sheldon. It's you. I'm so sorry. It's you. I'm so sorry. It's fucking you. I think it's you. I think it's you. I don't think it's me. I think it's you. Can we all agree it's him? I think it's him. Gilbert, can we agree it's him? I think it's you, George. It's in his vocal tone or energy or whatever. Very aggressive. Yeah. It's very aggressive. I apologize. Be fine. Yeah, yeah. But I did say that I saw the first two and I really liked it. Did I not? Yeah. And then he said, just get through the third because that's where the thing happened. Yeah, but he made it seem like I was losing interest. Well, you're going to keep going after the third episode regardless of what you're afraid of. I'm going to go after the third episode. I'm going to watch it even if I don't know. Oh. You know what I mean? What does that make sense? I don't know. I don't know what you're saying. I have no idea. You're really riling everyone's guts. Yeah. So anyway, I think you're riling my guts. And I think you're the source of that. So I apologize beforehand, but I've been a little aggressive towards you. And sorry about the Megan Rapinoe attack. Oh. I felt like you kind of took a step back and, you know, you look fine. I don't even know who that was. You Googled it. Yeah. Yeah, we Googled it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. Um, so go ahead. What? Can you not do it like that? Do it like what? You're going to attack me. You're like, that's not a good seg. I'm scared. It's eggshell day. I'm really, really scared to bring anything. Let's test it out. Let's test out the topic. I want to see. Because, you know, let me say something. Over the years, we've been potting, what, 11 years on this thing, right? Yeah. You would be considered a pro. Thank you. Right? So let's see how professional you are. And I would like to see what you're. I just said that wrong. I just said that wrong, right? Let's just see how professional you are. And let's see what your segway game's like these days. What was the last thing you said? Let me seg from that. I just said it. What's your segway game? I don't like that. Just a segway? I'm talking about segways. Yeah, I mean, that would be, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you know the guy who, like, invented the segway fell off a cliff? There we go. There we go. I think it's your voice. I think it's his whole essence right now. Less is more. Did he really fall off a cliff? Yeah. In a segway? He does. I think so. Oh, no. Oh, I always thought it was some, like, other chubby dorky guy. But never mind. Okay, so for the longest time. Very good. But use what he said and go into the, you know what I mean? Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to segway from the segway death thing, right? The guy that fell into your segway, and that's pro. I think you can do it. So say your segway thing again and then segway into. Okay, so. So go ahead. Say the same voice intonation. Did you know the guy that invented it actually fell off? A cliff on a segway? I thought it was some chubby guy who invented the segway. And the reason I thought this was because I watched a reality show with Kathy Griffin a long time ago where she dates this guy named Steve something. And they go on, like, a segway date, and I just assumed he was a rich guy who invented the segway. Go ahead, Ys. No, no. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's like a segway date. No, no, no. I think that's a good promo. I understand. But I think. Take it back. Kalilah. Take it from here. Kalilah. I thought. I think we lost the plot here. What is the plot? The plot is this, right? He was supposed to say the segway thing. Just let's think it through. And I take it to another topic. And to the topic that you wanted to talk about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not add on to the segway thing. Okay, I have another. Okay, here we go. Go and go. Oh, hey, did you know the guy that invented the segway? He actually fell off a cliff. Maybe he had really shitty depth perception, which I think, by the way, I've had all this time. Oh, okay. I've misdiagnosed. DIAGNOSE MYSELF. my whole life right so i always thought i was anxious that i had like i couldn't be around like big lights and costco or best buy that i would like freak out and it turns out there's this thing called bvd and it's binocular vision and you can test yourself like using the internet and it tests your depth it's it's basically a test to see how you see the world in your surroundings and based on that it can give you like anxiety it can give you like you know just a whole nother perceived world around you and i think i have that wow because my eyes are closed together yeah i think i was just born that way i mean it's not like you were a baby and you look like michael shandon i think it was always as a you know what i mean really no okay all right my bad my bad i read it wrong sorry michael you know from that segue to that was very good yeah but that is not what i thought you were going to talk about that's bvd right i know but that's incredible yeah give her a round of 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eastern time i know but that's incredible yeah give her a round of applause that was incredible i still don't know what it is i don't either yeah so you have bbd i think so and i need an ophthalmologist to explain to me what it actually is but basically i have a hard time being around certain like lights and uh for instance i don't walk into costco ever i haven't been in like 10 years i won't walk into a best buy i won't walk into a big space or even some grocery stores i start to have an anxiety attack i used to think oh it's just panic disorder but i think it has to actually do with my vision and depth perception so yeah anyways somebody good good topic yeah seg from that you're a pro bbd yeah because it's only oh bbd yeah oh bbd because it's interesting because i might have bbd because when i was on the cruise because i did a five-day cruise right you know i i would stay indoors into my little cabin because i had a little cabin right and when i went it would go outside right my eyes would cross a little bit because it was so sunny oh yeah how was that cruise by the way oh very good yeah but now what my can we analyze my segue real quick i didn't like it because you stuck to bbd you should have started talking the cruise no i had to use your bbd to segue into what i quickly though i did pretty that was pretty quick george yeah yeah yeah uh do it again i'll go quicker okay yeah yeah okay yeah so i think that i actually don't have a panic disorder i think i have this thing called bbd yeah me too my eyes crossed on the cruise so bad oh my god what cruise what cruise did you go is that get better or better for your sensibilities i think so you said from that the last thing i said i so i don't think i have a anxiety disorder i think i have bbd yeah you can't let any time pass man try it again this is good practice because this kind of reminds me of um my me and atiana just talked about this every time in bad friends it'll bobby asks as a question like oh what's your favorite like um show what's your favorite artist and then my head just blanks and i can't say anything so he just assumes that i don't know anything good why do you yeah you don't have a big list no i just blank you blank out because is it because of fear i think so yeah yeah that's what happens to me too if i'm put on the spot but east i do want to ask you something that i feel like is very pertinent to this um room right now which is the whole sibling conflict have you heard of this are you trying to say sibling or sibling okay sorry southeast asia we talked about it yeah you were convincing us here filipino yeah can you give us a breakdown wait what the fuck so um this evening uh drama it started in malaysia and it was a k-pop show and then there was a concert rule that was like oh you can't bring big cameras because it obstructs everyone else's views so there was this korean guy that went to the show and he brought out the biggest professional camera what show it's a k-pop show it's a tv show no like a concert it was like a live show that they i need another specific so okay go ahead who was playing performing performing i don't know actually oh so ladies and gentlemen cleveland are you ready k-pop band yeah we love k-pop we are k-pop band what who is it i don't know all right look it up first i cannot move on until i know okay no sebring coming how do you spell that go malaysia concert um k-pop band big k-pop group okay forget it let's forget it move on move on i don't need to know i don't know yeah yeah you need to know i know right you need to know now right what's the band's name it's not even anywhere and if there is no band you're a liar i'm not a lawyer you're just trying to defend yourself because you're korean wow wasn't blank there yeah that was very good day six day six is playing okay now move on oh okay um so the people who were in the show who whose views got obstructed they were like they posted on twitter and they told the guy you can't do that because we couldn't see anything and then the guy instead of actually like saying anything that would defend himself he just called us jungle monkeys it was he was a korean yeah and he was holding his camera how like like an asshole so i mean like a true korean asshole okay stop for a second okay i'm not defending the korean okay i feel like i'm on your side right now oh you are but i need to i need to ask some questions for you it's he's details i need details right okay because i don't know if i got the full story okay there was a korean man right at that concert day five six big difference strong detailed there was four guys on the stage that is true there were yeah yeah so day four we'll just call them day four then how many people are on day six it's got to be six yeah but how many people did you see on the stage four so day four huh okay okay can we go back what are you frustrated about i have bells palsy oh that's right i'm sorry okay so anyway so this guy korean man is a day six concert right he has a camera right a really big camera so a big camera like this yeah right was he holding it up like this possibly why would anyone hold their camera i'm just i'm an investigator why would anyone hold their camera up like this i don't know seen in any movie anything in anywhere a guy carrying his camera like this yeah where if there is someone taller There you go. Oh, very good. Good point. Very good point. And then they just try to. Very good point. I'm just trying to. All right. Let me see. Okay, good. Yell Ming's in front of him. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, people do it all the time. Oh, like. Oh, so that's what he was doing. Yeah. Right. And so he called them a. What? Jungle monkey. A what? Don't pretend like you haven't. It's his first time hearing this phrase. This is in the Philippines. No, Malaysia. Southeast Asia. Well, it's a. Neutral ground. It's not neutral ground. Is it neutral? It's neutral ground. I mean, if it happened in Cebu, then you know what I mean? No. But in neutral ground, anything can be said. No, but I think you're missing the point. Okay, sorry. Because Southeast Asians, Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Philippines, this is Southeast Asian. We are technically the term. You know, we are the darker Asians. We are. Yeah, we live in a rainforest. A lot of. You know, it's that part of Asia that's not. It's not considered East Asia. Well, why can't they just say, shut up, city monkey? Well, what happened east after? Actually. Actually, they can't. That sounds like a different race when you say city monkey. Well, Koreans are city monkeys. No, that's not true. You guys call yourself snow. We're snow monkeys. That's what you've called yourself. Yeah, we're snow monkeys. Yeah, but those are like the macaques. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That sounds more elegant than. Yeah, yeah. Why? Because it's white? Get your mind straight. That's what people think. Don't turn this on us. Get your mind straight right now, dude. Yeah, but you know what? They can't even. They don't even want to call us city monkeys in the first place because they refuse to believe we even have cities in Southeast Asia. Well, I. By virtue of me being there, right, I can't attest that you do have cities. Thank you. Okay? Thank you. You have very beautiful buildings. Malls. Huge malls. Gigantic malls with stacks and stacks of levels. With neon even. Yeah, but it doesn't matter. I don't know where you get the electricity from that, but. There's probably, like, a bunch of people on bikes. Keep the neon going. I'm about to stab your eye. I don't support this message at all. No, I'm kidding. That wasn't even bad. That was bad. It wasn't even a joke. It was a silly time. It's very silly. What do you think it comes from? I think that's wrong. Is it the. Obviously, it's not the first time you've heard, like, Koreans call Filipinos. Like, okay, so I was in a. Oh, my God. I was in, like, a general meeting. I'm not going to name names, but this whole thing was, like, brought up. And the Koreans. The Korean in the room was, like, telling the white people in the room, just be like, hey, just so you guys know, like, us Koreans really do think Filipinos are at the bottom of the barrel. And he said that with his whole chest, and then he laughed. Who said that? But it's. Who said it? But he's not lying. He's basically stating a fact because this is something that we've experienced for so long. Obviously, not me, because I'm, like, a little bit more white-passing than them, but that constant, like, you are beneath me, you Filipino. Because we're jealous. Because they're jealous. Well, but you guys are, like. You have a three-year-old singing Celine Dion? I mean, come on. That is. It's incredible. A two-year-old boy with a full-blown mustache? I mean, come on. That's true. And they box? We're just jealous. It's a good reversal. It's a good reversal, right? It's just out of jealousy. We're pale, meek, you know what I mean? But we. But you're so different. You're not them. You've never thought. Have you ever thought this? No. Like, did you ever hear that growing up where you're like, oh, the Filipinos, you know, are, like, down here? Absolutely not. Tell. Absolutely not. Really? I mean, who am I. I mean, when I look at Joe Coy, I don't think there's a Filipino comic. I think he's an Asian comic, and that's why him and I bonded early on. Yeah. Because we're both Asian comics, and we grew up together in the comedy business. So it's like, we never, like. It's like us Asians have to sit together. I've always thought that we were all one. I don't know who came up with these crazy terminologies, but it's like, no, I've been to the Philippines many times. I enjoyed myself immensely. Yeah. I think that people are now catching on to the fact that, like, there's so much colorism in Asia and so much, like, racism in our own, like, region of the world. Yeah. But anyways. And I also, you know, I have to admit that the Koreans in Cebu, I'm not on their side. I'm on your side. I don't like colonizers. I don't like any of that shit. I don't like when, you know, another group goes into a region and fucks it up. Yeah. I'm not for that. I'm for, like, indigenous people enjoying their lives in their homeland. You know? So it's like, what do you think? I like it. But what happened to this guy then? Is he canceled? What happened? Yeah, he's definitely canceled. Where did he live? In Korea or.? Probably. Are there Koreans, like, defending him, though? Yeah. Like, it's, like, crazy on Twitter. And they're, like, calling us all sorts of, like, you know, like, we're apes and stuff. They're literally. Okay, wait. He did not say that exactly. But something like that. Yeah. Yeah. And then, like, like, what we're saying to them, like, the siblings are basically saying, oh, like, you can't mock God's creation, but Koreans are plastic, so you can mock them. Because. Because plastic surgery. You're, like, the capital of plastic surgery. So now the siblings, the Southeast Asia countries, are being like, you guys are all made of plastic. You're not even real people. That's their diss towards Korea. Yeah. So it's like a whole cultural war in Asia. Yeah. Yeah. All started from this Day 6 concert. That's amazing. Did you find out how many people are on Day 6? Okay. So another picture emerged. Okay. It's going back and forth between four guys and five guys. There's never been a photo of six people. Yeah. I need to do a formal complaint, I think, to whoever the manager is or something. What happened on the sixth day? Is that a biblical term? Is it? Yeah. Oh, there you go. So that's five. There's five here, but on the photo, there's four. There's four in the photo. Four? Yeah, yeah. Oh, they play real instruments. Some of them are five. Oh, are they a Christian group? I don't know. Why would you say that? Because on the sixth day, God created man. Oh, that's true. Oh, that's interesting. That's what George said. They don't look like one. One, two, three. They're a little too hip. They're a little too hip, yeah. Oh, no. The Christian groups these days are very hip. Mm-hmm. Do you think they're virgins, these guys? Not a chance. Are you kidding me? I don't think so. You don't think so? They're on a sibling tour. Oh. What are the Filipino boy bands we should know about? There's a P-pop, yeah. I will say, P-pop doesn't. Is there another term for that? It doesn't ring as well. We gotta change P-pop. I hate P-pop, because I've heard K-pop, C-pop. P-pop, P-pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's C-pop. Yeah. When you say that, maybe. P-pop is tough. Because you can't even say F-pop, because that's. P-pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. P-pop. P-pop. Especially when you said it. Who said P-pop? Yeah, yeah. How many P-pop bands are there? I don't know, but I think there's a main one that they dance, they sing. Yeah, that's what. I have a question. That's what bands do. But they sing better than the Koreans. They just stand there. But are they. They don't sing. Are they trying to match the aesthetic? Yeah. They want to be Korean. Oh, no. You gotta do your own thing, I think. Yeah. P-pop has to do their own thing. Oh, yeah. I don't like it. The girl group. The girl group, too. Okay. It's very like, yeah, K-pop coded. Isn't all that. There's a K-pop girl group, not K-pop, well, yeah, but they're called Cat's Eye and Sophia. My nose is out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You like Manon the best? I do. There's a Filipina girl who's kind of like the leader of the group, right? Manon, I'm so sad. Yeah. Did she change her nose? And she got a. I think she felt the pressure to get a nose job. Do what you want, girly, but fuck, she was just. I was, you know, represent the Filipino nose. Yeah. Was it flat? Was it a difference? Not really. Bobby? For real? She's hotter on the left. Really? Yeah, that's what she looked like before. Yeah, she's way hotter on the left. I hate her on the right, because on the right, you can tell she had something done. The left is so cute. I like the button nose. I did, too. It's super cute. She's a very cute girl. She's Filipino? Yeah. Yeah. Very pretty. Very pretty girl. She changed it. She changed it. Wow. Yeah, you guys are a beautiful bunch of people. Thank you. Is that weird? I just like that. Bunch. Yeah. They're calling us apes. Cool, electric. What? That's true. I should use a different. Yeah, don't use bunch. Bunch of bananas. Bunch of bananas. You guys are a cute little bunch of bananas. What is that? What is that? Cat's eye. Oh, but there's a black person in it? Yeah. So they did like an international casting. Oh, that's cool. From everywhere. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Who's the white girl? There is no white. Daniella. Daniella. She's Latina. Wow. Yeah, she's from Texas, I think. Really? What a cute group. Yeah. Are they good? What's the name of the girl from Australia, right? Chicago. The Indian girl's from Chicago? I shouldn't know too much about this. How do you know this? Really? I watched the reality show, but I didn't follow the show. Okay, then Megan, the one second to the right is from Hawaii. Chinese Hawaii. Yeah. And then Manon is from Europe somewhere. Black, Dutch, maybe? Yeah. I watched the reality show, too. It's really cool. They're so rigorous. Like, they put these girls through insane stuff. Yeah. I watched it. It's really cool. They're so rigorous. Yeah. I would love to see, like, a comic training like this. It's so aggressive. They, like, judge everyone every week and give them a score. If, like, you suck, you're going to get kicked out. Yeah. They're crying. They're crying. I would love to be a judge. I know you would. I know you would. Can I tell you the judges? I turn around. I see a little bit of cellulite. You look like one of them. Wait. Can you bring up that main guy? You kind of look like one of them. Oh, my God. Sorry. Maybe you don't. Sorry. I shouldn't say that. Why do you do this? Because you said cellulite and I got triggered. Why? You don't have any cellulite? There's so much cellulite. I know you do. You have 42. I counted. 42 dimples? Yeah, a little bit of dimples. But anyway, is that him? He's like the main. Yeah, he's the main. They all revere him. He walks in the room, everyone gets quiet. He looks like Kim Jong-un. What the fuck? Well, he's the god of K-pop. Oh, he is? Yeah. What's his name? I don't even know what his name is. Okay. Oh, Jong-ang. Jong-ang. Doesn't he have a lot of issues? Like what? Young. All right, let's just move on. What's going on with you guys? Have you guys gone on any sister fights yet? I feel like there's always one sister fight every time we're here. No, not yet. But Jules does leave Isa at home sometimes. I do feel bad about that. Oh, we, for the first time ever. What? Went to something to eat together. Just you and Isa? Yeah. And we went to Sprouts. Who initiated that? Well, this morning I asked if you wanted to go to. No, I initiated it. Yeah, you did. Good. Okay, you want to go get something to eat? And you're so hesitant. And then we went to Sprouts. And then we just came home. This morning, me and the girl that I'm seeing woke up. And we're like, you want to go have breakfast with us? And you said, no, why? Why didn't you go? Why not? Because. She feels pressured. Everyone's asking me. You're just sitting there putting nail polish on your fingers. Yeah, because it was already 12. And then it was almost 1. And then I was like, oh, I would have to get ready, blah, blah, blah. And I'd get really frustrated with things not going well. So I'm like, eh, I'm good. Like, okay, good answer. Yeah. You don't feel comfortable just putting some sweats on and just going to get food really quick? No, I do. But I would have to get ready for this. How much time do you have to get ready? Not a lot. Is 30 minutes suffice? Yeah, but I would. Then why didn't you go? No, because I need time to pressure. Like, I need time to. Depressurize. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, well, we're trying to invite you out to things so you're not stuck at home all the time. Yeah, I mean, I've hung out with you more than I've hung out with her, and she's been living with me for 15 years. Wait, what's the situation? I mean, she would never. If I was like, hey, you want to go get. No, yeah, I would. Yeah, I would. Stop. Stop. Stop. Yeah, I would. You're laughing a lot. Why? Because he doesn't ask me. I have asked you before. And if you ask me, I would go. No, you wouldn't. Every time you ask me. I guarantee. You're making me mad. I guarantee you would not go. I've asked you so many times. You don't go! When was the last time? I stopped asking because it's like I don't like being rejected all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like rejection, right, Gilbert? Yeah, it's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, you know what I mean? She says yes. I say yes, too. Okay. Let me put this down on paper, okay? Everyone listen up, right? I got the paper. When is the last time you and I, solo, just you and I, went and grabbed a meal together? Ooh, that's a good one. ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding members are on day six. Four! Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm just saying you never do. It's just hard because I also have. We live together. We've never not lived together for fucking 12 years. You wake up at 4pm! Yeah, it's true. She's hungry. She wants breakfast before 4pm. Okay, do I still wake up at 4pm? Uh, 1pm. No, I still wake up at 4pm. What was the strategy? I thought you said, do I still wake up at 4pm? I was like, no, you wake up at 1pm. I woke up at 1pm for this. Oh, you usually still go to 4pm? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Yet she still ate. I still wake up at 4pm. She still did it. And she's been here what, a week? Do you feel like it's not. Okay, is there something where you feel like it's not cool? She's embarrassed of it. No, I'm not! No, I'm not embarrassed! He's over 50 now. He's your roommate now. I'm like the dad. She's a teenager. I'm the dad. I was like, no, dad. Is he unk for you? Yeah, yeah. Just sometimes, but I'd still be down. I'd still be down. Like, I'll do this. Man, we're cooked. You can't use that terminology. That's our terminology. I can't say cooked. That person was unalive. You gotta say fucking killed. You can't say unalive. She corrects me on fucking terminology. That's our language. You can't say unalived. We're cooked. Why can't I say it? It's a good new word. We're cooked. We're cooked. Go. Go ahead. Cook has two meanings for their generation. Because it could be like, we're cooked, or let her cook. How are you? Okay, so, the economy's bad, right? We're cooked. Are you making a brisket? Is that what you mean? That brisket was. I don't get what you're saying. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. You cooked that brisket. Wait, hold on, hold on. What do you think? Oh, let's go back, let's go back. Okay, well, I'm looking at Gilbert, right? Alex uses this word all the time. Okay, hold on, here. So, I'm looking at Gilbert. Yeah. And he's doing something really important. Like, he's really editing, and it's like crunch time, right? And he's in flow state. Yeah. And you try to interrupt, and I'm like, nah, nah, nah, let him cook. Also, having Karen Kuala say nah, nah, nah, it's crazy. That's literally all I hear in my household is nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah. So, it's like, let her cook. I swear to God on my mother's life, I have never used cook in that way. Like, let him, some comic's writing, let him cook. Yeah, okay. You remember Soul Snap? No one's ever fucking said that. Let him cook. Let him cook, dude. He's on to something. Oh, he's the, yeah. That's follow-up, that's the follow-up. No, that's not the follow-up, that's what we say. We never say he's cook. That's why you can't use the word. May I just say, Jules, in Bobby's defense, the whole, like, we're cooked, not a Gen Z term, that's literally as old as, like, the 1950s. Thank you. Thank you, I'm allowed to say it. Yes, it's like, I don't know why you, why your generation thinks all of a sudden you have these new terms when it's like you've just stolen it from, like, decades before and then, like, repurposed it somehow. Yeah, you can't repurpose words. You can't repurpose words. And it's, like, the same meaning, too, so I don't understand. The same meaning, the same meaning. What's this new three and six thing going on? Six, seven. What is this three and six thing? I'm trying to get behind the three and six thing. What is that all about? What is it? Here, come on, guys, explain it. Yeah, explain to me three and six. That's your generation, go ahead. So, it started from this guy. He made a rap song, and then he was trying to basically say something was so cool, and he just said, six, seven, and then there was this, he's called the six, seven guy now, but there was this white kid, and then he was in, like, the side of a basketball match, and there was this guy holding up a camera, he was videoing everyone, and he was like, six, seven, and so, it's that now. Obviously. Obviously, so what do you think it means? Well, he's just talking about LaMelo Ball, but. I think we're doomed. You think we're cooked? Yeah, we're cooked. There are some things, like, they can't take the word eight. It's not ours. We've said that. Yeah, yeah. Give me some new ones. No, eight is actually more than. That's such an old word. That's us. Amped is a bay? That's old. That's old. That's so old. Basic? That's old. I've been using basic for so long. Oh, bet is a. Yeah. It's this guy. Bet, I would feel, is like. How do you use bet in your terminology? Like, bet, let's do it. Yeah. Bet, let's do it? What does that mean? Agreeing. Agreeing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, if you're gambling, can you use it? Let's bet, let's bet. No. Why? Bet, let's bet. Yeah, because bet is like, yes, right? No, that's literal sense. What do you mean? Like. When you say, oh, let's bet. That's you're using it as a verb. No, I mean, the second time I'm using it is for the literal sense of bet. But what's your version of bet again? Like, oh, yeah, bet, let's do it. So, bet is let's do it. So, I'm saying, bet, let's do it, and then let's bet, which is, we're gambling. You could also, the dealer could be like, hey, would you like to place a bet? Yeah, yeah, bet. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Good. Bougie's old. But, like, let me say something, though. Bougie is so old. This is not a good list. Yeah, that's not. This, even I know all these things are not our words. Back in the day, we went, yikes. And now they go, and now they're, big yikes. Bigger yikes. Bigger yikes. Why don't you say yikes louder? That's true. Instead of using big, instead of going, yikes, go, yikes. Here. Oh, sorry, that was bad. Do you know what's bad? Keep it. Keep that. You went all the way. Everything I'm doing is bad. You're cooked. We're cooked. I'm cooked right now. I'm cooked. Okay, this one's better. Hey, bet. These are all then alpha. This is a popular one. Okay, brain rot. What does that mean? I mean, self-explanatory. Okay. Like, it's rotting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Use it in a sentence, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Use it in a sentence. I've been scrolling. I've been doom scrolling for so long, I think I'm watching too much brain rot. Oh, watching too much brain rot. Brain rot is basically a genre now. It's a genre. So it's like, it's not, I thought, honestly, I thought it was headache. It's not. Oh, when did you think that? When I just read brain rot. You thought when I said self-explanatory? This is how I would go. Man, I've been scrolling so much, I have a brain rot. - I need some Tylenol My brain rot. Yeah, but it's brain rot. I think your generation said crotch rot a lot. Yeah. For STDs. I still have it. Anyway. In your face. Anyway, what's that? Skibidi-oy-a-ro-ri-s. Ohio? Never heard the pronunciation of that. Ohio. No, my eyes. I need glasses. Ohio. I heard it. Wait, wait. I was like, how did he miss? How did he get Skibidi but miss Ohio? Got the weird one right. That's it. Wait. My eyes are so blurry that I thought it was Skibidi-boy-oy-a-ro-ri-s. Ohio-ri. What does this mean? That's a long one. You don't know. It doesn't mean anything. But they say it all the time. Yeah, yeah. Riz-ly. But Ohio is like, we refer to Ohio as like a place where weird stuff happens. So like when you say, oh, that happens only in Ohio. Yeah. Like that's weird. Yeah, but Florida. Florida was ours. Florida is ours. Yeah. But I would gamble that more weird things happen in Flora than Ohio. I bet. I'm pretty sure there's like a back story behind it, though, that I probably haven't seen. Excuse me? I'm pretty sure that's a back story behind Ohio that I probably haven't seen. Okay. I don't know what you meant by that, but we can move on. There's lore behind every word. Mm-hmm. Like there's lore behind every word. There's lore behind Rizzler, behind Skivity. There's a back story, an origin story. Of every single word in the English language, there's lore. Of the slangs that were. Oh, I thought, oh, every, you know what I mean? Okay, sorry. My bad. Do you know what's tea, Tito Bobby? Tea? Tea? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oolong. Yeah. Like, you know, somebody gives you a high five. Tea that. No. Ah, shit. Tea that. No, you're golfing. It's like, you missed the tea. That's good. That's true. Give me the tea. Huh? Give me the tea. I know what it is. What? Say a joke. A joke? Yeah, just give me a punchline. Fast, fast. Do your best joke. Come on. I don't have it. Something that would be a punchline at the end. You don't have to do the whole joke. It's for Eb. Yeah, yeah. Um, fuck. I don't know Gilbert. Fuck, it's too late now. Whatever we're about to do is too late. Yeah. I bled. I'm not good at this stuff. I was going to go tea, tea, like that, like laugh, but it was not. No. So if someone, if I come up to you and I'm just like. It's not working. It's not working. If I come up to you, we haven't spoken in all week. I'm like, oh my God, I haven't seen you in so long. Stop saying hi tea. Hi tea? I'm trying to guess what it is. I don't know what to tell you what it is. Okay, go ahead. Oh my God. I saw your Instagram stories the past week. What's the tea? I know. Chamomile. Or it could be like chamomile is bad for you. Or someone is like, Bobby, Bobby, we got to talk. The tea is piping hot. It is. I don't get it. I don't get it. Hot gossip. It's also used as like to describe something good. It's gossip. Yes. Well, then just say that. No. Let me see if I can. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Man, Eric Griffin on that boat that was on that cruise. Give me the tea. I need the tea. Let me say it. No, but you're saying it. I was sitting at my own table. He was brewing. Let him cook. Let him cook. Let him cook. Let him cook. Let him cook. Let him cook. Sorry. All right. Bad. God. Go ahead. Don't forget it now. Okay. God. My bad. My bad. Yeah, you fucked it up. Mewing. You know, you're a Sigma. What's Sigma mean? You're a Sigma. It means like boss. Like something like. Am I Sigma? A popular, dominant, independent leader. Yeah, yeah. Something like that. What's up? My natron, my Sigma. Jesus, baby. I have a natron. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll do that. You can be boss. You can be Bobby Lee. What's up? My name is Chad. I'm a fuck. Is that better? Well, Chad is a 10. Yeah. Can Bobby's mom be a thing then? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It could be. It's been a thing. It's been a thing. Yeah, but people don't use it in a sentence though. Not yet. As a word. We can. What do you think it should be used? How was Thanksgiving? I don't know. Bobby mom? Bobby mom? I know Bobby mom. Bobby mom. Had a good time. Bobby mom. Oh, yeah. I had a good time. Bobby mom. It was great. I'm Bobby mom. How was the vacation? Hey, I'm Bobby mom. I'm Bobby mom. Yeah. Okay, good. That's all he keeps saying. I'm Bobby mom. Turn up Generation X slang. Ah, my lord. I'll explain to you my fucking slang. My lord. My squad. Yeah. My lady. Ta-ta. Ta-ta. You know another one? I can just name it. Don't even look it up. I got them. I'll go. Okie dokie. Okie dokie. I feel like George Kimmel will know all of these. Awesome. That's us. Yeah, awesome. Awesome, yeah. Tubular. Tubular. Yeah, tubular is us. Gnarly. Gnarly. That's me. I still use dude. What? I'm saying dude. Take a chill pill. Chill pill, yeah. Yeah. Dog is ours. Diss is great. Yeah, diss. Dude is us. Dude, that's crazy. We came up with some good ones. Head banger. Head banger. Rock. Hella. Hella. Yeah. I'm tripping. How about nah? Is nah us? I think nah is us. Yeah, yeah. Nah. What is yuppie? A yuppie is their generation. Yeah, you know what as if is? Yeah, use as if in a sentence. I mean, can't you just say like as if? That's us. Like that didn't happen. Yeah, but that's us. You're not going to give us credit? No, wait. Stop, stop. Stop for a second. Can you give us credit for that? I'm going to give you credit for that. Thank you. Yeah, just put the fries in the bag, bro. But you use, go ahead, use as if. Yeah. You have to say something and then. No, you can say it in one sentence. Yeah, yeah. Oh, John said he lifted 500. 500 pounds, as if. You know what I didn't like about that? What? You tried to challenge me as if I wasn't. Gen X terms. Yeah, as if I wasn't going to be able to do it. And then you stutter step. And then you like, like almost like crashed out right there. What's the problem? Who crashed out? Crashed out. Nice, Claude. Oh. Yeah, dude. You're acting like a simp. You're being kind of the Lulu. What's cringe? Oh, we, I have it. I know what cringe is. Ick, ick. Is this us still? No, that's. This is still them? This is you, literally. Literally. Literally is us. Literally. Whatever. Whatever. Classic. Literally. That's pretty straightforward. Yeah, but this is kind of old. I know, but before, before us, no one said this shit. True. No one said pook. Okay, what's, it's giving. It's giving. Wait, no, that's not true. No one said pookie in the 40s. No, pookie is so old. Yeah, yeah. You guys took that from, oh my God, like generations ago. Like back in the 40s, no one said, hey, give me a cigar, buddy. This hits. This hits different. Ah, you see, you see, it hits different. You see, you see, this hits different. No one said that. Wait, OG is not yours. No one back then is like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Hey, hey, buddy, look at these raw denim. This is OG. It's giving what? No one said that in the 40s. We made it up. What's it giving? What? It's giving what? It's giving ick. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Really quick, how much. Has a girl ever talked to you and said, a girl like you've dated in the last couple of years been like, oh, like, sorry, like that gave me the ick. Yeah. To you? Yes. And what was it? Well, I have an acne patch. Yeah. And I, you know, and I took it off my face. I stuck it on her face. Yeah. He stuck it on mama's phone. Yeah. I just took it. Yeah. But I took it. The girl I'm saying stuck it on her face. I think that's cute. Yeah. But it had a white head, you know. Oh, it already pulled out the pimple? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was still attached to it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's not cute. Is that ick though? No, not for me. I don't think you guys. Could this be it? What? Could this be it? Let me try one more time. Let me give it one more shot. Yeah. Can I get one more shot? Okay. The girl you're dating. The girl that I'm dating is in the car listening to Hamilton. Is this hypothetical? Well, she likes Hamilton. Oh. Yeah, okay. That's all she listens to is Hamilton. She's listening to Hamilton and she picks at her nose and she eats it. No, that's not an ick. How is that not an ick? Because that's a turn off. Yeah, that's a turn off. Oh, that's literal. So icks don't turn you off? It has to be something specific, like really. Listening to Hamilton, that's not specific? No. No. Okay, listen to a specific song in Hamilton. No. I'm not saying a specific lyric in a specific song. The Declaration of Independence. It is. Part. Okay. Like something like a guy running and he's trying to get the ball. Yeah. He's trying to chase a ball that keeps on going, going. Yeah, and then he's like. But he can't get it. He can't get it. Yeah, he can't get it. Wow. Do you understand? I do, but I feel like we're giving some examples that are. Yeah, I feel like we're. Okay, a really common one is like seeing like your boyfriend and he's playing a game and he's like. His posture playing the game is like really. It's like very. Yeah, like really. Very feminine. Yeah, and he's like locked in and stuff. Or another one is for me when I see a guy jump into the water and he plugs his nose. Yeah. Like that. That's like. With the sound too. Because that's all. That's the ick I hear in my head. He goes. That's it's. That's all I can say. You get it? I get this. Because I think Cindy's ick with me is when she walks in. I don't notice her. I go. She goes. Yeah. Yeah. I get jumpy. Yeah. Jumpy. Jumpy. I go. Ah. I do this specifically. You just gave me the ick there. You just gave me the ick. I'll tell you when I was. So on the boat. So I was on a cruise. How was it? What's the tea? That's. I'm doing a segue. I know. And I'm trying to add information. Eggshells. Yeah. Eggshells. Eggshells. I'm trying to eggshell it. Oh my God. All right. So. So. I don't know where to begin. Have you been on. Raise your hand if you've been on a cruise. I've. For God's sake. Sorry. So in the Philippines, it's not cruises. It's our way of transportation. No, that's not what I mean. Of course, I've been on a boat before. You've been on a boat. But no, those boats are big, like, cruise ships. So, yes, I have been in, like, boat cabins. But not like, you know what I mean, like, the kind of cruises that I went, like a carnival cruise. Is there, like, unlimited pizza? Do you have a big buffet, a restaurant at Cisco, all of that? Is there a fucking, like, a gigantic water slide and, you know, all that kind of thing? No, no. You're stuck there for five days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no. No, it's not a cruise. Yeah, the kind of cruises that I met. I've never been on one before, obviously, right? So, you know, first of all, I was dreading it. Like, on the flight to Tampa, I was trying to figure out ways to get out of it. I mean, that was, like, a conniving, like, I'm sick. I have COVID. Like, all my go-tos. I land, and Swartzen, Nick Swartzen was, like, made reservations at this restaurant. So, I'm, like, which was weird because it's, like, we're at the restaurant. Do you ever do this? They have sautéed scallops. Love it. Right? I love it, too, right? And Nick's, like, give it to me raw. And they're, like, we don't do that. Why not? Like sashimi? Yeah, but I just want it sliced and raw. Yeah, raw scallops, delicious. I know, but if it's not, that's the thing. If it's not on the menu, why do you do it? Oh, yeah, that's weird. Yeah, yeah. It's something that they don't do. Yeah. Right? He's, like, no, I just want you to slice. He was demanding about it. I want raw, sliced up like this with a little bit of this and this. I was, like, Nick, they don't do it like that. Yeah, I don't think you can request that at a. Thank you so much. Right, so that's on you, Nick. And I told you, I told you, okay? That was for you. I told you, Swartzen. Without him, though, I think I would have killed myself. Really? Because Swartzen made reservations for all the dinners. I hung out with him more than I hung out with anybody else. So anyway, you know, we meet the boy. So we go in, and here's the good part. There is none. No, the good part is we were separated from everyone. We were at this place called The Haven. Okay. Which is at the top. Why is everyone bored now? No, we're. Why are you so insecure? I don't know. I think it's my Lexapro. I don't know what's going on. What just happened? We're all locked in. Yeah, yeah. Everyone adjusted on their seats. We all did move. Everyone did this. Because we're getting ready for, like, what's the. What's The Haven? That was it. What's The Haven? Oh, is that what that was? Yeah. Am I really sensitive today? A little bit. Yeah, yeah. Am I being weird? Nah. No, be honest. No. Is this Norwegian? Great. Great. That's an interrupter. No, because I'm looking up what The Haven is. Yeah. So I can show people. Yeah. Oh, wow, dude. All right, 1%. Look it up. It's not even, like, a regular cabin. It's probably, like. It's a special area on the Norwegian. So The Haven is, like, a special. Oh, my God. Like, see, like, I used to be in the main, like, Titanic Irish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you. If it sank, you'd die. Yeah. That's where you would be. Oh, you guys have, like, jacuzzis? Jacuzzi. Jacuzzi? So, like, I go to the top. Amazing. Above? We're, like. Here? No, even. Go top even more. Dude, that's. You're at the very top of whatever. You're on the smokestack? You're in the smokestack. You're in the. Yeah, I'm sleeping like this in a fucking smokestack like this. Yeah, yeah. Oh, so. And. So, you know, you have your own little pool and jacuzzi and steam room. That's nice. And there's, like, 12 rooms. And it's. You have to have a special pass to even get up there. So it's me, Adam Devine, you know what I mean? How big is the room? Anders. Like, whole. A king? A king bed? A queen. Yeah, but it's. Actually, interesting. But you walk in, there's a living room, a spare room, and another room, and a big bathroom. I mean, it's a big thing. Yeah. And so it's Anders, Blake, Adam Devine, me, Yeah, my cruise was not like this. So that's our area. And you guys could just hang with each other without the public. Yeah, so that's just all the comics and everyone. Like, during the day, we'd have brackets. We'd have breakfast there, and it was a whole thing. So that was the nice part about it. But it's like, I went out, and I saw the people. How was that? Were you getting mobbed? Drunk people? No, it's a lot of love. It's a lot of photos. It's a lot of that. And the only bad thing about it, I'll be honest with you, is, oh, there's several things. And I don't care. It's probably the worst food I've ever had. It's the cruise. I got sick on one. Yeah, yeah. It's just, even in the nicer places, it's just. It's a cruise. Not good. Yeah. Not good. The best food that me and Nick and Eric had was the teppanyaki. Teppanyaki? Yeah, yeah. And that was still mid. Yeah. Is that your term? There you go. Yeah, thank you. It was still mid. And what do you think? Did you feel as though you might have had more diarrhea there? Because you know how there's like a rumor that they add laxative to all cruise food so that they don't clog up the pipes? So the poop. I didn't poop for four days. So I don't know. Oh, well, it's the opposite then. Yeah, the opposite. They gave you like Imodium. Yeah, yeah. They gave me Imodium, yeah. AD. Wow. And so the only bad thing that happened, aside from the food and what else, and the sheer boredom. Yeah, what activities they have for you guys separately? Oh, bingo was fun. I love bingo. Bingo's great. Well, it's a funny. It's just an old people thing. It's a very old person thing. I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, because I hosted it. Oh, that's why it was fun. Yeah, it was fun. It was packed. Yeah. Yeah, so I. We were like, N, 47. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's fun. No, but some other lady did that. I thought you hosted it. I did host it. You weren't like pulling the numbers? No, I was just with the mic. Oh. Hey, everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when I went out, and Eric did it with me, Griffin. I go, everyone get on your knees, and everyone got on their knees, and we all held hands, and I did like a 15-minute prayer. That's fun. That's fun. I talked about Satanism. It was fucking crazy. So that was fun. Yeah. And then the bingo was fun, and then I. I have to say, the first show I did at this theater, I fucking crushed. Like, it was heaven. And afterwards, everyone was like, dude, fucking crushed. And you know me. I'm usually like self-conscious, or I don't. I was like, that was really good, right? The second show I did was the worst show I've ever done. I'll tell you why. It was the same exact people. Oh. And the show was like a day later or whatever. Why'd they do that? Because there's only 2,000 people on the boat. Well, how many people fit on that theater? Like 600 or whatever. Was there a third show? No. Oh, thank God. Oh, God. So after about five minutes into my second show, I go, you guys heard these before, right? And the whole audience goes, yeah. No. Yeah. How much time did you have to do? 45 minutes. Oh, your full act? 45 minutes! Shit. And guess what I did the second show? 12. Did you do the dance? Yeah, I just immediately got naked. There's no context. Yeah, there was no context. I was like, oh, yeah. I don't know. It was so hard. Yeah. Because after, and also, I had a, and you know who I had to follow? Griffin. And you know that sneaky fucking bastard? New material? He was like, no, I'm going to experiment, man. Don't worry about it. And he does, he fucking. Home crush. Oh, he fucking. Bam, bam, bam. Bam, bam, right? And I'm like, all right, I crushed the first show. Three minutes in, I had to stop my act. And I said that like five minutes in, I go, you guys heard this. I go, I don't know what else. I'm just going to keep going. Yeah. I said to the audience, I'm just going to keep doing the jokes. They're like, okay. Everyone's like, okay. So the audience going in expected you to have a completely different set? Nick Swartzen had a second different set. Oh. Yeah. Swartzen was like, I did a brand new hour. They didn't tell you? They didn't tell you this? What? Adam didn't go like, hey, Bobby, you have to do the same. This is what I thought it was going to be before I signed up. Oh, you're going to do, on this show, you'll do 10 minutes. On this show, you'll do 10 minutes. And then that's it, right? Full set. But it was, I was headlining in a theater. Full blown fucking thing, dude. Like walking from my room with security. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? It was crazy. I'm like walking, you know what I mean? And people with walkie talkies. Oh, no, no, he's coming, he's coming. It was like a whole fucking thing. I bombed so hard, I yelled at Griffin. I'm going to call him right now. Go back down there. You reached your Griffin. Whatever message you'd like. Okay, anyway, Eric. Yeah. Eric, why did you try to sabotage me second show at the fuck on the boat? I did not sabotage you on the boat. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Yeah. Did you kill? Oh, I destroyed. It was great. Yeah, I mean, I was like on fire, man, you know? And then afterwards, did I, what was I like after my show? Yeah, you were Bobby. Just a nightmare, you know, all over your head. Oh, my God, they saw me already. This is it for me. I'm never doing comedy again. And, you know, you were going to jump off the boat. But then you got over it pretty quick, and it was great. Anyway, good to talk to you, okay? Is this my reappearance? Is this what you said? I don't want Tiger Belly again? This is it? This is it? No, we'll book you within the year, okay? 2027, baby. We'll see you in 2027. Bye, bye, bye. 2027, baby. Within the year. I told you. Yeah. Yeah. But here's the thing. I always thought, I always also thought maybe Tiger Belly should do a boat. I can't do cruises. Okay. Well, there goes that idea. Oh, man, that was a fun idea. Or bad friends or something. I think there should be something like that, because it's fun in that way. Just cruises are just so, like you said, everything about it is a nightmare. With your family and friends, that's fun. Dude, it's like I got to know Adam, Anders, Blake, everyone so closely. We hung out. Everyone was having a good time. It was fun in that way. What a great experience. You know what? I'm so grateful they invited me. Kidding aside, it was a really pleasurable experience. Yeah, that was me and the boys. Oh, they're wearing shorts. Yeah, they're wearing shorts. Did you ever wear shorts? No, I wore that the whole time. On a cruise? I was just sweating. Leather jacket the whole time on the cruise? Leather jacket? Yeah, I was just sweating the whole time. Yeah, yeah. And honestly, if it was the right group of people, I would do it again. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's an out for Tiger Bell. That's fine. Yeah, but don't you think that would be fun? I would do it, yeah. No, it's a shared experience. Everything miserable, you share together. So then you get closer because of it, I think. Do you stop in different parks and stuff? Yes, you can. Because that would be fun for me. Yeah, we went to Mexico. Did you guys go? I'd be down. Yeah. Love the enthusiasm. Great stuff, guys. Jokes will be down. I want to ask you guys a question that's really important, Bobby. You're on Ritalin now. You're on Lexapro. Do you think that you could spend 30 minutes, just 30 minutes, raw dogging life without being on your phone, without listening to music, without watching TV, just sitting, walking, just living life, just taking it all in? 30 minutes. 30 minutes. I'm doing it right now. Practice. No, you have everything. There's stimulation. There's stimulation. So it's like, when was the last time you spent 30 minutes just existing? And the reason I ask this is because one of the newer life hacks, it's like, you should carve out 30 minutes a day for boredom. And boredom meaning like, I want to do this, but I can't. I want to grab my phone, but I won't. I want to listen to music, but I won't. Does it count when he goes to the spa? No, because there's still some level of enjoyment. There's still some level of enjoyment and stimulation. I'm talking about real boredom, where it's like, I'm just going to sit here on a bus stop and do nothing. I'm going to say this to you in the realest way I can. I do it every day. When? I sit in my room. I have nothing on. I just sit in one of those chairs. I'll just sit there for a half an hour or an hour. Oh, that's amazing. Yeah, I do it too. And you're not like meditating. You're just like staring. I'm just sitting there, like, just thinking of how horrible my life is. That's what you mean, right? Yeah, yeah. No. I sit there and I, well, it's, you know, you ruminate about mistakes that you've made. Yeah. Yeah, but, you know, I'm trying not to do that. So I just, I sit there and I go, you know, what I've been, what I do, I try to self-regulate my nervous system. By putting my hand on my chest to seeing how I'm feeling. And to calming my own nervous system on my own. And being able to stop the intrusive thoughts. And the constant ruminating about, you know what I mean, different things. And, but it's not like I do that naturally. I do it because it's been my, you know, my therapist said to do it. Yeah. I mean, so I exercise these things on my own, but I do it because of direction. Yeah, me too. Because I, I was like, okay, well, this sounds like an easy thing to do, right? So let me just carve out 30 minutes of nothingness. Yeah. I break every single time. I find myself at least 50 times trying to reach for my phone. Yeah. And I'm like, what the fuck? I don't know how to be bored anymore. I need that constant stimulation and it's really scary. Yeah. Yeah. Like yesterday I went, I woke up pretty earlier on 10. I went to a meeting by my house and, you know, it's, you know, this meeting that I go to is like very family oriented. It's like super bright. It's in a church and it's packed. And it's like, it's one of those meetings where it's like all walks of life. I mean, you have hipsters to old grandmothers to the. To a plumber, to a cowboy, to just everything. And I was just sitting there and you say hi to some people and they go, get to see this and that. And there was a speaker. And normally what I do is I'll play like a game on my phone when there's a speaker, you know, because, you know, but this time I, well, lately I've been just focusing on what they're saying, you know, and forcing myself to do it though and listening. And it seems to be working into the grounding myself. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm doing different things that, to improve myself, to be a better person, to learn new words, to seek out new ideas and new planets and frontiers to go where no man has gone before. You should go hike with us. Nope. Can you guys not be on your phone or computer? I think that's impossible. It's possible. For me. It is possible for you. You don't think it is? No. You know, I thought it would be more impossible for me, but since I don't have data when I'm not connected to her, when I'm not connected to the Wi-Fi, when I go on walks, I just raw dog walking. That's really good for you. That's good. You raw dog the walk. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Jules, you got to get on her level. So do I. You also be very careful walking alone. I mean, I worry because she walks over, like anything can happen. In this area though? Yeah. Yeah. Especially with no data on your phone. You have no data. Do you have her location? Yeah, I do. Okay, good. So we know where she is. Yeah. Just walk by yourself? Mm-hmm. You don't want to invite maybe a roommate? I don't have a roommate. Oh. Oh. You could always ask for a ride. Like, Tito Bobby, can I get a ride? No, she doesn't have a question. No, if she's like. We were just saying how good she was doing and now we're. What about if he's like, Tito Bobby, or what if Jules does this? But Tito Bobby, I do want to spend one-on-one time with you. It's like, can we, do you want to go for a walk? Can you walk with me at 11 a.m. tomorrow? Yeah, I would. You would? You would. I would. Yeah, I would. I would. It's interesting that Lexapro, I feel like a zombie kind of. I think that's just because you're still creeping up. You're not at that like therapeutic level yet. It's going to feel weird for maybe like two more weeks. It doesn't affect performance, but it's odd. Yeah, it's like. It's like a flat. You feel flat, but that doesn't last because you actually turn over into feeling like the world is my oyster. I've been on it for a month. Give it six weeks is what they say. Just give it until six weeks. Two more weeks. I'm going to be like, whoa. I think so. There, Jim Carrey recently. I saw it in France. Yeah, came out, you know, hasn't been in the media in a while. People are claiming that this is definitely not him. This is a clone. Other people are saying, oh, this is him doing another character as he's coming back. Yeah. Into the limelight. No, he got work done. That's it. Why are people talking about his voice? No, it's eye color. What's crazy is that if a woman comes out looking so different, immediately they're like facelift. But when a man is, it's so hard to believe so that we've now just been like, oh, clone. Instead of being like, he got a great facelift. Yeah. Kalaya, I don't know him. Do you know him? I don't know him. Can you stop saying that? You've never met Jim Carrey. I met him once and he was very sweet. Oh, you guys are best friends. You go on a cruise. That's cool. And he gave. He gave me. He gave you what? Googly eyes. Which way? Which ones? Kalaya. And you didn't like it. Kalaya, which one? Top or bottom googly eyes? Oh, I miss the top googly eyes. He got work done, dude. That's Jim Carrey. Yeah, because you can see the upper black. What about the eye color change? There's. See? Ghislaine Maxwell is a little weird. Oh, the one where she popped up? Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, the one that she's in, the photo that she's on a deposition and then the one that a regular one that their nose is different. Yeah. And then they found somebody. And then they found somebody in France that looked more like her than the one that's in See, this I believe a little bit more because it's like they're going to throw all their money and power into trying to bury the Epstein files, right? So I feel like the ceiling, there's no ceiling to that. But the Jim Carrey thing, it's like, what's the point? Like, what is, I don't, I don't understand why. You saw Bradley Cooper and went, ah, he looks good. Give me the Cooper. Yeah, give me the Cooper. Give me the Cooper. I think same doctor. But I mean, they say this about Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, like, you know. Like, Christina Aguilera, like, everybody is a clone now, right? Yeah, I'm more of a, just like, Jane Goodall it. Just be natural. All natural. I mean, I just, just, you know. Spit it out. Just age naturally. See, this is the one that, where they saw a lady and some guy went up to her and was like, Ghislaine. That's Ghislaine. And she goes like, I don't know who that is. And then kept walking. Yeah, and then look at the one that she's in the deposition thing. She looks different. Is that Ghislaine Maxwell? No. Huh. She's older. No, that's not her, Dan. I learned nothing. Well, let's end with this. Issa, Jules. But you guys were great. Thank you so much. Clap for yourselves for being here. Final message to the audience. Go. Yeah. Say something. 2026, a final word. Say something impactful for people that you can change lives. Go. I'll hang out more with Dita Bobby. Yes. Okay, great one. Slump as much as possible so we can't see you. She's making promises she will keep. Issa, what are we going to do? We're going to get coffee. No, something more. Action packed. We're going to watch a movie? We've already done that before. Oh, yeah. Here's another thing that I do real quick. What I've been doing lately is making plans. Wow. Smart. Like yesterday, I made dinner reservations on my own. It sounds crazy to say it out loud. I'm not going to clap. I refuse. Right? And I made reservations for the sandbox. Yeah, he even sent the invitation to me. Sent the invitation. Oh, my God. I did those for you last time. I didn't know you had to do it. I know how to do it now. Okay I've been I've been You know, in fact, when I got on the boat the first day, every comic came up to me and go, we cannot believe you're here. Oh, they thought you were going to bail. There was a bet that I would bail. Damn. I mean, it was a good bet. Yeah, yeah. And I showed up. Something's a-brewing. What's a-brewing? I'm changing. There we go. Zalexies. Yeah, yeah. Zalexa pros. Okay. I think that I feel very split about this. Because while I'm, like, everyone's, like, clapping at a 54-year-old man, like, making reservations, and congratulations, and I'm glad everyone's happy about that. Yeah, that's weird that, you know, it took half a fucking century. But that's okay. Congratulations. Simple clap. We're not done yet. I'm just not going to celebrate baseline shit anymore. We're not done yet, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's baseline. It's baseline. It's baseline, you know. But, you know, maybe. Maybe I would have grown more if somebody didn't enable me all these years. Maybe I would have not. Maybe check out our Dr. K episode. Maybe I would have not gotten a heart condition, been sick, lost my hair, if I didn't have to fucking baby someone for a decade. Yeah. We listen and we don't judge. Anyways, Isa, anything you want to do in America before you leave? What's one thing you want to do that someone with money can help you do here? You want to go to a rave party? Oh, yeah. I want to go to Coachella to the Wobby. But guess what? You're going to need a chaperone. He gets to follow you around the whole thing. You know, I think they did reach out to bad friends saying that you guys want to go. To the Wobby. Can we go, please? To the Wobby. I don't know. Was it through you? Wait, when is it? When is it? Wait, wait. Hold on. April what? Oh, my God. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. I'm going to make a phone call. Hold on. No, no. Fuck it. I'll get it for your birthday. He doesn't get to be the hero. I'll get to 18. It's on me. It's on me. It's on me. I'll do it. All right. You want to take this seal? I'll get the VIP. I'll get the VIP. It's not just VIP. What? Ours is just not VIP. What is it? Ours is literally backstage with the artists. Yeah, you get to meet Gracie Abrams. Yeah, I can't do that for you. Yeah, so which one do you want to do? Nothing or everything? Say nothing or everything. You have to say everything. Yeah. Yeah, but the trip to Hawaii is already the 18th birthday. No, but I mean, if you want Coachella for your 18th birthday, I did. You're 18? Hold on, hold on. Your trip is 18. Congratulations. What do you want? Dinner? Hey. Hey, you're on Tiger Belly. Hey, what up? Hey, so what's up with this Coachella thing? Didn't I hear a Coachella thing happen? Like they wanted us there or this and that. What's up with that? Yeah, they DM'd me and were like really interested in having you and Andrew come as guests. This year. But, I mean, you have some dates coming up right after the second weekend. It's a lot going on. I mean, Bobby, it's the beginning of your tour. It's pretty important. Okay, bye. What a riveting content. I know, but just can you figure out what the Coachella thing is first? Can you just get the girls tickets? Maybe I can change plans real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? I'll email right now. Email right now. Okay, I'll do it right now. Okay, bye. Bye-bye. Can I just suggest something? Yeah. Even if the Bad Pants thing doesn't go? Can you just ask? If they go, I go. If they don't go, I don't go. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean? Well, then go get shitty tickets from her. They're not going to be shitty. What are they going to be? I say go with Bobby's. If it doesn't pan out, then I will get you the tickets. Does that work out? Yeah. What you can do is you can take the girls to Coachella, but you can just go enjoy Palm Springs. I bet you those hotel rooms are going to be super expensive. You're a rich man. You can afford it. Anyway, really, thanks for listening, and I'll see you later. Adios! Adios!