Gavin Changing His LEGAL Name, Getting Girls, & Ryans Embarrassing Mistake

they don't want to see a win they don't want to see something cool you know a thing or two about that yeah they won't see you crash dude ken does not want to be the ad guy something did kind of switch did it how often you getting a new chick we're finally back on the saddle as well yes you know i just i was just an idiot what i would not expect that at all well i just did something just did something kind of awkward what hey ken yes hit us hit us with a um um oh hey could you just type in google for me please i've got the google ready i'm gonna be pissed why why what did dalton do taylor uh posted a uh dump with a photo of me but not dalton and dalton's all bummed that taylor doesn't hit him up he's like really because he was texting me and calling me to like hang out the whole weekend he's like bro taylor never texted me he never calls me like nothing and i'm like yeah i don't know what to tell you man yeah so tell me about this so you guys were in vegas this weekend big one honestly huge one huge one yeah not too huge though yeah i look pretty big you guys backtracking now no no no yeah it was great guys walk through the door we can tell you some but we can't tell you all they're just gonna keep twisting that now we did suspicious stuff in vegas sounds like you guys are doing something it wasn't the most sus group i've ever seen go to vegas yeah yeah we got uh twin sick our boys djs uh from minnesota invited us out they're like you got to come to our show at omnia the nightclub and then obviously supercross is the same weekend we're like perfect let's go yeah seems like the perfect reason to go to vegas i actually said on this very podcast just a short few hours before i left i don't have a good excuse not to go i think if you watch my face like you can seem me talk myself into it as i'm i was i was watching you guys and i was like oh my god i'm gonna go to vegas i'm wondering that ryan thanks for the last minute invite though i got the invite 30 minutes before you took off right no no no you're it was in dr david backed out all the way from the east coast it was in the the batch group chat the big one we have i just reminded it and and that's not fully true because you were actually a deciding factor i said if gav's going i'm definitely gonna go all right well tell us about your trip tell us about it i want to hear all about it dude the build-up has been insane it was your craziest trip to vegas yet easily like you know the classic we get in at a dang near midnight on friday but you like still go out so it felt like we were there for like long stay and we like go meet the twin sick guys at a table at excess and hold on hold on hold on we get there we get in at 1 a.m yeah and you're like all right it's gonna be a chill night nothing is probably gonna happen i didn't yeah you know you kind of you assume like nothing big we're gonna gamble six minutes later goes oh yeah i got us all free rooms at caesars caesars is hooking it up this weekend and then uh yeah my buddies have a table right behind the dj at excess you guys want to go over there we're like all right sure the whole that started off in the weirdest check-in like we checked into our hotel in like some little room that was completely totally not at the regular check-in it was like some vip check-in thing big glass doors calling it no glass doors so there was in the room oh my god there wasn't there's people outside trying to get in yeah they were yeah so okay sorry not to cut it off but then that's now how we get to excess so we're like oh shit this is really happening because we have tried to get tables in vegas for the last nine times we've gotten one once and then some friends invite us another time and here's the real reason we don't they're astronomically priced yeah i mean you can get a table you just have to buy it they're just dude i mean yeah they're anywhere from four to twenty grand yeah for a table depending who's playing and what's going on depending on where it is so anyways we go to excess and like there's a bunch of people there for supercross so like all the dirt bike influencers are there and like bunch of big names in the dirt bike industry and he had a reunion like who so then he had a reunion with his buttery cool yeah so i mean crew i used to live at buttery's house for a couple years when i was training in california so their whole crew was there which was super cool and like and then shane davis himecula youtuber youtuber guy he was there with his crew and it was just like it was sick there was just everywhere you looked there was like somebody that was like a mountain bike a pro bmx or dirt bikers like a lot of monster hats yeah it was cool it was super cool what'd you guys get into that so crazy so that was just the first night to the club so we just went out and just chilled which was cool like got to hang out with some people you know talked hung out with the twin sick guys they were i i think in general there's there's not too many giant moments that you guys are gonna be like backtracking no hold on and also who told you that it was this huge thing you guys know who though all spenny's been hyping it up pretty hard this morning oh okay okay i'm not because you guys just asked you guys just asked me how it was i was like bro it was insane and that's pretty hype that it was insane it was it was it was insane i've been hearing these guys like it was fucking wild this that and the other and then mike all i had to hear from mike was it was insane i go tell me on the podcast well we haven't got to the second day yet but yeah i mean i guess we'll just skip forward we roll up to a house party with nija djing you know how many instagram pictures i've liked of nija like djing house parties and just been like man it'd be so sick to go to a party where nija's djing and then he was we were just talking about nija blowing my mind yeah it was weird it was such a weird setup like it was so you walk in the door alone to this mansion it had to have been 12 feet wide maybe even wider the door was the insane part the door was huge so insane the door was crazy no it was it was well i'm just putting the scale of this house it would not have been an issue to drive a vehicle into that door even gav's girls could have got in literally like just like he'd have walked in with two on his side i've never been able to do that one it was the tallest door i've ever opened in my life and it was so heavy too he's right like it was full it was a full slap no enough about the door bro what was the handle like it didn't have one he just pushed it yeah i literally didn't know he didn't because when we went to leave i couldn't get out and i was like and then i just pushed it and it just swung open it was so weird it was so crazy mike's in the back like this is insane let me text the boys right now things are getting out of hand door has no handles we can't get a handle on this holy shit i'm glad i wasn't with i would have been getting in trouble all right supercross was obviously insanely lit i don't we don't need to get in the mansion we're talking i know but we i was like we could back over the place as to who we well we're trying to just get to the good part you guys should have at least just got together before this podcast and be like all right well clearly what should we lie about i was like clearly starting starting out at the beginning of the trip and going through the whole thing was not the move all right all right tell me how did you guys end up at this uh house party mansion that niger houston is djing at my influencer buddy speddy okay well no speddy is such a connected dude knows everybody okay so this was the sick part so we go to supercross amazing day i mean we hit the pool we're like we're chilling with the tiktoker taylor holder little man little man z we were chilling pool pool day super behind freaking steve aoki and then little john comes out oh god okay that was pretty cool you guys were right behind i had to double check if he was i'm like that's the real little john like that's sick our supercross day was insane steve aoki would yeah have an imposter yeah i figured i figured he wouldn't but i still asked myself that no that is sick that was dope that you guys it was actually pretty funny because we were like standing back there and then this guy walks through with like a bunch of security guards and kind of like moves the launder out of the way and he like kind of said something to her probably you know like excuse me whatever sup baby you probably said sup baby you on my way and so like we're kind of he walks in and everyone starts going like who is that who is that and you're kind of wondering like what's going on and then he stands up on stage and goes yeah he literally hit every single like he hit the emote yeah the emote he hit all of his emotes he's like it's little john yeah and he's just like dude then you knew who it was then you know and then the beat dropped and then the beat dropped and then the beat dropped and then the beat dropped co2 is coming out and stuff and he's yeah it was insane man insane so then we go to supercross supercross i guess i'll explain for the the it was crazy for those of you that watch supercross joe shimoda had to get first or second and he won everything so in order for deegan to win he had to basically put him on the ground two positions ahead of shimoda but shimoda's so fast that there's no way he would have either gotten first or second so deegan's ahead in the second moto and he slows down lets shimoda pass and tries to take him out three times and he's like time yeah it was insane dude like the whole so entertaining first and second pulled away from the pack and the pack started to catch because shimoda was slowing down because he knew what deegan was doing and deegan was slowing down because he was trying to get behind shimoda so at some point like shimoda couldn't go any slower he just had to pass him like what a mental crazy how much faster they were than the other guys oh my gosh dude they were going insanely fast like it's not even the same playing field no it's not but yeah dude it was just so obvious that deegan was trying to take him out and even the announcers were like everybody like what's the referee gonna do here but in person in person it was so exciting like the race was like the best race i've ever watched for sure there's battles going on people were crashing huge like there's some deegan looped out so fat and was fell back from like second to fourth got up within like three seconds and was right back in a second again like just he was shredding going in as fast as he could like everything on the line so is that allowed to uh like purposely take people out no no no so how does that work well that's where the fine line of having it be dirty and having it just be a normal clean out is tough yeah if you're like coming in as at a t-bone it's obviously not a clean pass but if you're like just coming in and like just kind of brushing up against the guy maybe he goes up the track and crashes on his own then it's what he got docked five points yeah you got docked five points i don't think really so basically deegan on the on like five minutes into the end he couldn't get shmota so he finally just drove it in as hard as he could at the finish line and put both of them on the ground crash shoulder broke his collarbone and uh lost a million dollars i mean probably more with like merch sales and i mean he makes the championship t sells the championship t you know his sponsors bonuses team bonus like youtube money it's a big it's a big loss i'd say over a million dollars he's probably losing what's going on in the stadium when when he's doing that and then what's uh what's everyone's reaction after he crashes i mean he got booed a little bit after he crashed because he was like the bad guy in the situation like shmota was the good guy he was like the bad guy i was pretty surprised at how many people were booing and yelling fuck you yeah well i hearing when he went down i think what it was is he went down and everybody's like that that's what you get for like riding dirty and they thought he had just walked off because he's like he lost the championship he walked off but he actually crashed and broke his collarbone so that's why he was walking off he left his bike right in the center of the track stood up and just walked and he couldn't pick it up he couldn't pick it up so that's why the crowds were probably booing they're like oh like he tried to win it oh and he crashed and now he's a poor sport and he's walking off but he was actually injured so but i mean it is what the sport needs though yeah how boring was it for a few years i mean we're sitting here talking about it right yeah yeah that's it no i did agree like it made that race interesting the 451 was so boring everybody just rode nobody was really taking any chances i don't even mean this in a bad way but like when jet lawrence wins the 450 whenever he wins a race people are damn near silent yeah they win so they're even silent i watched the whole thing his brother took first second they just literally like just go to their thing just start taking off their gear like like it was just they got done with practice or something like they don't want to see a win they don't see something cool dude i mean no yeah you know a thing or two about that nobody likes nobody likes a success story yeah they won't see you crash this is the only thing i'll say and and this is no disrespect towards any other riders but like we haven't talked about supercross ever on this podcast until deegan rose into the ranks and and the thing with him too is like he's doing more than just a regular rider you know like he's doing the youtube but then he's like going and riding with mma guys you know like strickland he's a celebrity like he's a legit celebrity he's hanging out with brecky hill like he's legit a celebrity all right chilled spenny and that's why it was cool and also mainstream it's like no moto isn't a mainstream sport and like mainstream eyes are getting viewed on it because of him he's a mainstream guy and mainstream people are watching supercross because of him really the only reason i tune into the races is to watch to see how he does because it's fun to watch him and see what he has to say after and then you know i end up watching the 450s and either way it's really fun to watch but yeah i think he's definitely bringing a lot of people into the sport whether they love him or hate him it's just a bummer that he went down and missed out on that money because he probably could have lost some fucking doors so anyways you go to this house party so then after the race we end up picking him up and he jumps picked up in the same sprinter and chase and hayley hopped into it was really good to see them and uh hayden hops in with his arm freaking slung up i'm like wow i can't believe he's going out you didn't have much to say i mean he was in pain did you talk to him not really i mean he was kind of literally just the whole ride there he was kind of just head down like he would look up a little bit and then he would just sit down and he was like had his eyes closed really yeah i mean he bro he just broke his collarbone he was hurting shit probably hurt still was like fuck it i'm going out to the party yes well he wasn't partying but he just wanted to chill apart yeah he just wanted to chill i mean in that case like drinking but you like mental wise i've never been in the situation where i'm losing like that big of a thing but like i mean the worst thing you could have done is gonna sit in your room and just been by yourself and been all sad about it like you just got injured i think like the best thing to do like mentally would be to be with people i'd say right yeah i mean you got a broken collarbone though so that might that's true that might change things you guys end up pulling up to this mansion yeah we pulled those all these these sports cars all these sports cars out front like g wagons and ferraris and stuff sounds like it's pretty lit it'd kind of look like our driveway a little bit so where this is where things kind of i guess were more notable and i i as you two would probably expect you know i just fucked up i was just an idiot what what i would not expect that at all well i just did something just did something kind of awkward what what'd you do so we walk into this house party there's like no real clear like whose party it is whatever we had no idea and we had no clue whose party so you're kind of trying to figure out the whole vibe and i go the inside is a little bit much for me right now i'm gonna walk outside so in order to get outside where a lot of people were by the pool those damn doors there's more damn jang like in front of the patio doors to go outside so i'm like okay this is pretty cool like i'm sorry but gab just built on the board is that as long as it's still the red is it still red lit still red yeah okay good so hey my mic's not working now my mic's not dude no we can hear you ben's mic's not working now we can hear you your headphones are audio guys we're so down bad we had to fire our bad audio guys we didn't actually fire we're good we're good ken's currently cooking 200 pounds so he's djing in front of his patio door yep so you have to kind of like walk right next to him to get out and so i think i'm like all right this is gonna be you know my opportunity to like say hi to him obviously super cool you know an intimidating guy he's cool he's like a guy that people would want to meet including myself so i'm like all right i'm gonna walk up i'm just gonna like say hi maybe dap him up if he goes for it and then walk out the door not take too much of his time he's busy djing he's doing his things you guys know me and my dap ups they make me a little nervous i'm not trying to fuck it up there's a lot of dap up just circling them the whole time it's just like oh shit so a couple circles around the table before practice runs what is going on with this guy okay so you go out to this guy let's hear it so i walk up and i'm like all right it's gonna be quick dap up obviously he's djing you know doesn't know me that well he's not gonna want to do the dap up and hug he's just gonna want to do the hand and keep walking right really over you're really thinking this thing through dude when you i don't like when you're socially anxious like me dude i don't think you can like handle it so i'm just like all right be cool so what do i do i i i dap him up it goes well and i'm like i'm gonna dap him up move out the door so i dap him up and he kind of starts leaning in like he's gonna like you know he's gonna be like this it's gonna be a shoulder it's gonna be a back tap like a homie like a homie one right oh come on bro but i've already committed to walking out the door so i'm moving left what so i kind of just go like this you know i give him a clean one and i realize that i'm up and i look down because i get nervous and then just walk out the door and kind of kind of left him hanging on maybe like a you know more like a what up good to see you or like a hey you can just walk out the door he must have been like man this dude is super busy he's really barely even had time to dap me up running out the door so quick that couldn't have been any worse than what jeff did to him though so jeff jeff did blake too jeff walked in and he's like big man you know i gotta hit the bathroom wait no bro that was now you got his attention buddy blake oh that was blake i was hey i was gonna spare his name because it's embarrassing but he goes up to niger because there's not that many people in the house and he goes like oh this guy looks like he might know he goes yo where's the bathroom and he goes and he just goes walked up and was like hey where's the bathroom at to niger and niger goes i don't know the keys and he goes i don't know and then blake's just like and just walks away what the hell is going on but he you know why was niger used to he don't even know and there was only like probably 30 people there and like maybe half of them were kids and then half of them were adults it was a weird like not just an interesting vibe half of them was like guys our age and then half of them were like some adults and then there was like three little kids running around too for me this dude when i look at evan i don't look at you well then we both start laughing hard like it could be literally the dumbest fucking thing and we'll just lose it but anyways i look back at you when i lost you you - That's right. - I think some things we just think are extra money all right keep going but yeah i mean there were like little kids running around too and then this like one little kid with a mullet like looks like a little moto kid comes up yo money mike what's up what are you doing here and i'm like hey i know somebody but uh don't even know bro chill yeah so i don't know then nigel nigel was like yo to me and jeff he's like yo can you guys like get some people to come inside and party because like no one was inside he said the same and then i was like word like i don't know anyone here but we can try so then we were like just dancing trying to get just you two dancing i had to say he was probably hoping for more opposite of getting the party to come inside i know you and jeff dancing i was having a great time i was they took the handles off the doors everyone would have been gone i was having a great time holy shit i wish i could have seen this yeah dude that's actually sick though i would it was cool it was really cool bryce hall was there or just even be in the same room as nigel was nigel was cool he was a lot smaller in person than i had imagined you look like nigel i that i literally looked at him i was like dude he's not much bigger than i am i thought he was a lot better at skateboarding that's for sure you need to put down the dirt bike and pick up a skateboard well i thought he was tall i thought he was tall like maybe like six two or something what and he was like the for people listening right now that have no idea who we're talking about nigel houston's like the best skateboarder of all time arguably like tony hawk obviously 20 olympic medals or something no no no no no no he didn't even make finals at the olympics 15 x games 15 x games gold medals sorry nige i had to throw it out there but he did how many did he get then evan no i he olympic skateboarding's only happened like one time and he didn't make finals it was devastating he's more of a street skate skater too like that's where he's like super good at anyway yeah i accidentally kind of big dog very steezy which is not cool with me maybe that'll be ken and google that's cooler than asking where the bathroom is yeah that is cooler he watches four guys come in one guy just big dogs him walks out the other guy comes up to him thinks that it's about to happen again but he goes yo where's the bathroom it was all and then he's gonna watch the other two that's not what i meant by get the party started hey can you guys go get one of the chicks no it was then he came outside on his own because like the party was kind of outside and then he's like yo guys come on and party like you know because he was he's ripping he's like lighting candles and like starting to like turn the volume up and like you know we eventually made our way back inside but my little blip of meeting him was like what's up bro it's good to meet you and then i'm like have the door open i'm like i didn't know if i should go in or out he's like yo can you keep the door closed i was like damn so yeah needless to say we fucked up dude all right you guys doors saw the most action at this 20 the official medal count is 15 x games gold medals tying him with sean white and garrett reynolds for most x games medals 11 of them gold and i guess i was wrong he got a bronze medal in the paris olympics so i don't know if there was a 20-year-old medal 2020 olympics with skate also but yeah that's sick so he does have an olympic medal coming for ken's job you just came with valuable information straight up would not have been able i use good old-fashioned google i didn't talk to my phone about it ken spends all day on his phone but refuses to touch it during a podcast and then yeah so that's pretty late though so you're at the party is oh like we leave the party out the big door we got to get out the big door nice pass the fancy sports pass the fancy sports cars get in our lift get in our well because honestly i would have stayed there all night but we had to get back it was like to see twin sick for the whole no we left there at one we left at one and we had to go see twin sick because that was like half the reason we even went to vegas in the first place and then we made it there and it was just like said dude they've gotten so good i'm not joking they have gotten so good at djing everyone was just it was so the sickest part was we roll up to omnia with our boy chris and the doors are closed you can't get in entry is already done there's no lineups the owner of omnia comes up to the front and he's like yeah all you guys show your ids come this way takes us straight into like a full table service setup within 30 40 feet from twin sick djing and it was just so sick all for free all for free that's like a 15 000 yeah i think we tipped two we tipped like what two three hundred bucks maybe oh wow you know no you don't oh good yeah but uh yeah like i definitely didn't take that for granted i'm like there's literally like tens of thousands of dollars worth of experiences that just like it's just happening they shouldn't be that much super lit they shouldn't be that i mean it wasn't really like like our table service wasn't lit like super lit because it was just like seven of us chilling like but it was nice that we could just sit and we weren't like super excited about it and we were like we were like we were like we were like we were like super close to the music where it was like yeah we weren't bumping into people we had our own room we could sit we could stand you know if like if i wanted to chill with ryan for a second i could chill with him and then i could cut across and chill with another buddy at the other side like it was just cool like this guy just loves chilling it was just a chill i'm gonna go chill over here now yeah nobody has more connections than you spenny i agree like nobody has more friends than you yeah yeah i'm right i was even thinking about that seeing all the posts it took me back to sema last year when me and spenny went he's the man oh yeah he got us into a nightclub everybody knows spenny and he's just the man i don't know how do you know these people like how do you make friends i just say hey my name is spencer you guys want to be buddies and then normally they want to say and normally say yeah they want to say you know up on things here's the thing spencer my fiance was like super popular in high school and she was like homecoming queen and i was like not right yeah i didn't win any of anything i didn't like i wasn't trying to make friends i tell you this all the time like no new friends i'm not trying to make new friends right and uh so anyway she said that me and gavin are lucky to be your friends because you don't make new friends you didn't tell us that i don't make you more you know appreciative you told us that we need to be more appreciative that we're your friends maybe the problem is less that you're deciding not to make new friends and they don't want them yeah maybe no but i was talking to greta about this literally yesterday i you were like so popular in high school and you had so many friends why do you think that is and she was like oh i was just super nice to people and so i like started looking things up of like you know like what makes these people more popular in school than others you started looking this wow that's actually cool yeah pop yeah and tiktok and uh this this lady said that she did a study across like hundreds of high schools to see like who was the most popular people in these high schools and why yeah what was the common factors right and the most common factor wasn't looks it wasn't how smart you were it wasn't how athletic you were it was how many people that you liked so how many people when you're walking down the hall you would say hi to of just like you went out of your way to just meet other people and that's what in return made these people the most popular people in school interesting so spenny is like that though you call people yeah you call people like if we're hanging out and we're not doing something spenny's on facetime calling one of his buddies just to check in on him yeah i always try to do that too for like somebody's birthday or something if i'm like i'll never text somebody for their birthday or try not to i always try to like facetime them really if i haven't talked to him for a long time i'm like dude if i see him like oh shit like i should wish him a happy birthday and i just rip my collar or something not that it matters but then he's like one of my few friends that like when he's calling and i see he's calling i'm like he's probably just calling to say hi to somebody and i'm like yeah i'm like what's up i call cj when i'm home like hey what's going on and he's like i'm just golfing yeah and like i'm just like oh like that's that is a good point though like if there's a distant buddy of yours not that you're distant anymore but a buddy of yours that calls you only when he needs something or he or she like ah and you're like not as prone to pick it up but for you since you're just calling to say what up you're like gonna pick it up every time sometimes i'll call mike and he thinks i'm gonna ask for something and then i just won't i'll just talk about like some random shit and then i'll just hang up i'll be like all right see you later you got me on that before i'd be like relatively busy but thinking like well spenny needs something i need to answer the phone i know i get ev too and he's like he's clearly doing something and he doesn't want to be talking it might not even be the craziest busy thing but like filling up a generator just doing just a little something i'm like i don't want to just be like get to the point but i'm like there's like you just want to be friends and everything's fine but i don't know it's i almost feel that it's weird to get a call just for no reason oh really i'm just wondering i'm not weird but like it's different because most people don't do it usually like phone or tech is more for like not like oh someone needs something but it's like what are you doing want to go golfing i don't know just never i would way rather have someone just call me and just chat for like four or five minutes than like be texting my boy like oh he does not chat for four or five minutes 45 minutes i've called him before and we just bullshit for five or ten minutes talk about some random rich is good at doing that yeah rich is also very plugged in i know when rich is calling it's going to be like a minimum 30 minute conversation yeah yeah i think we were actually talking the other day ben and i was like i was like well uh i'm coming down in like a week let me just i'll tell you when i get there like this is going to be like a two hour long combo if we keep this i actually cooked an entire dinner it was tacos so nothing crazy but i was literally just starting to like cut up the onions didn't even start cooking the meat yet i cooked the entire dinner and had to tell rich i gotta go it's time to eat did everything and whatever that had to be like 40 minutes i guess going back to you guys saying that i said you guys are lucky to be my friends i don't make new i'm not trying to like make new friends one because the friends that i have i love and i feel like i don't give them enough time i know that's true and it's you're just an exclusive guy which is like makes it more valuable for guys like me damn i guess i'd sometimes you cut you like you're a classic guy now you call him ben you're an exclusive guy look at the way he's dressed i would rather have um fewer really good friends than a bunch of mediocre friends which is cool which is cool but i have a hard time not making friends which is not but i just it's a lot of work to you know like you're getting snaps you're getting their numbers you're texting them like after we go out and you're like bro that was insane what are you doing today no i'm not that bad i just i have a select like probably 20 or 30 person crew that i like will call what i've noticed is that if you if that's just what you do it's not like a burden or work to them in there in his head yeah it's not you're just like oh i was just calling him but for me i'm just like ah dude i gotta get back to you know three people and if you do that you're you think about it like that which i unfortunately do sometimes then it's going to be a burden but yeah for you and you guys aren't even that bad you guys get it good i got a couple kids that i call every single morning holy i got like a daily check i got three to four friends that are like really good guy buddies that i literally talk to almost every morning wow and like if i don't call them they'll call me so i mean sometimes i don't hit it but like are these guys not what are they doing they usually just i call my brother every single day like right around like six seven eight nine p.m. i call my brother almost every day they do talk a lot they talk yeah his brother's awesome you guys got to spend some time together in canada we facetimed a lot we facetime his brother a decent amount he lives in australia he lives in australia so he's driving to work when i'm ending my day he's literally waking up 6 a.m and i'll just call him when he's driving to work and we just he's like what'd you do today just tell him about all the random shit you know what spenny some people say that their network is their net worth like you valuable man then i might be richer than mike who well i don't know about that mike's the richest man in the world yeah yeah i might be on third then yeah so did you guys uh gamble i did sure yeah i gambled gambled for cj which i should have we should have all taken that i didn't realize that everyone thinks it's a good bet when it wins yeah no i was thinking that i would have taken the bet and it wouldn't have gone that way even oh i can't believe i didn't do no but even at the time yeah you knew i've never bet on a single sports game ever so that's a good bet i would have taken that bet and it wouldn't have gone that way that was kind of my i'm like well i've never done it before whatever yeah but then once you won that 900 on i put a thousand up though i know a thousand down is i'm not saying i would even put that much but like yeah this is cool i actually did some uh blackjack where you sit in the pool and there's like seats in the pool and then you like i mean did they bring you drinks yeah they bring you drinks they bring you so you can play blackjack drink and go to the bathroom without having to leave the table and that's what i was saying too and he said and people were like tripping about it about the water gambling is you don't need to leave to go to the bathroom and guys were like looking at me like i was crazy that's how he cleared out the table made sure there's no suckers in there so that was sick hitting the table did anyone come out on top i came out big time i came out like he was just winning this whole trip dude every table blackjack table i'd put like a hundred bucks here a hundred bucks there and then i'd get two three hundred bucks there on this table and then the next table i'd put a hundred down and get another two or three hundred bucks and then pretty soon i was up like over a grand the reason that you made money is you were taking the little wins of like 200 bucks yeah i was and walking i was that's pretty rare i was i literally i probably played 20 blackjack tables i'd hit one for five hands win all five hands i'm like wow that was actually pretty lit i just made 300 bucks i'm gonna hop out of here yeah smart and then smart it just compiled and then pretty soon i was at like i think i was almost 1700 when i called ryan at like 2 a.m one of the nights or whatever after being out it was actually 4 a.m oh yeah yeah it was 4 a.m because ryan posted it at like 4 30 a.m yeah so i was like dumb up nice that's awesome and then i i obviously played a little bit and then i gave mike money for the flight and paid for a couple limo rides and bought some dinner and what i didn't get a ride on the limo what the hell was that all in all i was up 700 after for the trip after expenses if you go to vegas and leave up minus your expenses that's a good and hell i mean that's like three four thousand canadians so i mean i don't even know what i'm gonna buy you're a rich man how many gallons of syrup could they get a guy not enough never enough but a lot i did some calculations earlier downstairs we are currently cooking not to get us sidetracked here but this is important information tell us about the all white yeah we're we're good on the vegas people are probably wondering what's going on here then that's end of our vegas shenanigans yeah i guess the last comment i was just giving you guys a hard time it did it did sound awesome it was fun yeah and the reason i was giving you a hard time is because i was extremely jealous because you were an insane amount of fomo even before i was like the most fomo i've probably ever had you said it on the podcast you're like better and worse i'm i have a wedding but like it's a shame if you guys don't go yeah you guys had to go yeah yeah yeah that's why i had so much fomo was because i like kind of facilitated it and then i didn't go and i just watched what could have been but yeah dude even just like to hit the pool and like we literally just hit the pool one day and just chilled for like three four hours in the pool and that was just so relaxing it was really weird because making us more jealous man at like 11 a.m how was the food how was the gene good the food was all right garlic knots pizza dude when we left the club the first night buttery came out shortly after us and like sprays us all with beer oh yeah that was funny and it was funny and then like tell me about that you can't keep bragging about how fun we had they're gonna be sad well i wasn't having that much stories like that i wasn't having too much fun when the cops like three cops came and surrounded us yeah really and then so buttery had a beer bottle like a one of those metal like a 40 or something it's like no it wasn't a 40 but it was like a metal tall boy it was an ultra twist top yeah and he walked out and like you could just see he was so hammered he had the look in his eye the second he walked out and he had his thumb over the top and he just walked out and just started shaking spraying it all over the place like the marble walls all over us in the casino in the casino my favorite part was right after he does that he turns to mike and mike just dabs him up and then the cops come up right behind mike yeah and then i was like the cops walk up and they're like what are you doing and he's like oh shit like i was just ripping or some shit he's like i'm just trying to rip with my boys like he's just so hammered the cops were like oh my bad yeah oh sorry sorry i mean they just threatened you know we could get you trespassed from here which yeah they probably could i mean he didn't even care anyways he didn't care he was like but would you take me to jews he didn't care spenny's the one who said he goes you know what are they gonna do it's not illegal to spray a beer i mean public indecency or vandalism all over the walls i mean you know some drips got on the walls could have just said that he slipped and almost over the top i don't think it's not public till you're on the sidewalk if they're in the casino they just trespass yeah i think you can get a public in the especially the place that gave you the beer look at this guy he knows where to point the blame knowledgeable they gave me the he's so knowledgeable between their fault they're the ones that gave me the beer all we're talking about is alcohol gambling right now bro between evan and gavin like all questions could be answered between the two of them the craziest thing was buttery whipping out his hog in the mall like he was blacked out now that's public indecency he was blacked out i don't care if you're in the side of building or not i think they'll still hit you he did the talk he hit he did the talk no he hit the talk and hit a mangina but he was so hammered but did he show you it from the front to the back from the front from the front he was respectful yeah just the mangina but yeah he was in the in the mall and it was and he had not gone to sleep and we were just waking up and we met him in the mall to go to the pool and uh and yeah he was like just hammered his hat was all sideways his hair was all down in the front of his face and he was just walking around the mall and uh i think he was just getting his first drink in the mall which is crazy that you can get an alcoholic an alcoholic smoothie like a fruit smoothie a breakfast smoothie just a ripper of a first drink three shots of vodka yeah he was like just pulling his pants down and like i was like are you gonna come hit the pool with us and he's like yeah and he just pulls his pants down he's like are you gonna rip the skippies and he's like yeah and then he just started whipping out his mangina and showing us i knew you guys were getting no reason this is what i was really waiting for now the truth's coming out and then we went to the pool and obviously you know we guys were drinking he kept drinking and then we're like all right we're gonna like start getting ready for supercross so we never saw him again never saw him again and then he stayed in the pool we left and he stayed he didn't go to supercross well i i don't think he did i don't think he ever made it And then later that night, we ran into Medium Boy, the buddy who films YouTube videos with him. And he was like, have you guys seen Buttery? And I was like, yeah, he was at the pool with us eight hours ago, but we haven't seen him since. And he's like, yeah, me neither. So, like, we had no clue where he went. I was like, maybe he's still back at the Caesars pool. He might be in jail right now. Yeah. Hopefully not. Hopefully not. No, we didn't check the rosters, but we could have our buddy Ken check into it. Yeah, check the rosters. Ken's actually pretty good about checking jail rosters. Yeah, he's good at it. He can pull that up. Yeah, me and CJ and Ken went to a Vikings game. And it was like a high school blowout type score. Yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy. They won by, like, I don't know, what, 35 points or something like that? Yeah. And that's how I won $900. Yeah, so that was sick. You won money. Did you bet on it? I didn't, actually. Pretty smart. I didn't because things would have gone the other way. It would have, yeah. Guaranteed. Dude, I've been firing on. Just sports betting. Alex is a little concerned, but I'm up. I'm up this whole football season. And, I mean, I'm having the time of my life. It's so fun. It always starts out pretty promising, I feel like. No, not always. I mean, you guys should all get into it. The last two seasons have. I've seen you guys went to the game, and I was pretty jealous because I've never been to a football game. But I'd want to go. With the boys, of course. Yeah, it would be more fun. We'll go to another one for sure. And then what were you guys getting into after hitting some sort of playoff game? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we were just hitting. So, then it was Ben and I, right? It's me, Ben, my fiancee, Alex, her friend, Jay. We had our friend, Mark, his girlfriend, and then his brother, Sam, and Ken there. So, we were like, we got to, like, go hit the town and all this. And then Ken, of course, didn't want to go to the place that we were going. And we're like, well, where would you like to go? And then we kind of just shoved the idea of gay 90s out there. What was the first place that he didn't want to go? And we were the sus ones in Vegas. I think he wanted to go. No, we were trying to go there for Ken. Oh. Ben and I were, we were on another level. We were being so bad. Like, we were causing a scene. I think everyone was pretty annoyed of us, but it was. I might call that Jonah and Cheddar. Yeah, we were definitely doing that. Anyways, we dragged the whole crew to gay 90s. Ken's like, I'm not going in. What's gay 90s? He just said it. It came right after the 80s, baby. It's like, I love it. I love gay 90s, too. And he's got jokes, too. It's like an iconic gay club. This is an FD spot. We literally just went right in the door. And then they're like, we're not open for another 35 minutes. And then we're like, all right. Ken said, we can wait. And then we just got in the Sprinter van and went home. Nice. But yeah, I mean, it wasn't that crazy. I would have gone. We didn't tell these guys, like, man, it was insane. Well, for the record, I didn't even ask how it was. Well, that's a good point. Yeah. That is a good point. No, it looked like a good time. I've still never been to an NFL game. It was a great time. We'll go back. Anyways. CJ got to see his favorite cheerleader. Yeah. And what'd you think? Better in person? Are we going here? Are we going here? Better in person, CJ? No, you really don't even notice. You don't even notice. Oh, I saw some Snapchats. You noticed. Yeah, you look pretty locked into that. Ben and Ken were just like, would not drop it. It's like, these guys are so immature. But anyway, yeah. So like, no, you just don't even notice. Just blend it in with the other cheerleaders. So anyway. It wasn't bad then. You literally, like, at least from how far up you were, I couldn't see shit. If he can run it that well, let him run it, Ben. Yeah, let him run it. That's your official stance, Gav? I'd say it was all about the same. But if he can't, I guess so. Come sit over here, Gav. Yeah, here. Take a seat. What's up? How you doing? Oh, man. I missed you. What's up, bro? What's up, you guys? Welcome back. Good to be back over here. So, Gav, what's your life been like ever since becoming the best three-wheeler rider on the internet? Not going to lie. It's like something did kind of switch. Did it? Yeah. I don't know what it's been, but, you know, the girls have been awesome and just, yeah. Yeah. Got, you know. They have been awesome. The girls have been awesome. You know. How often are you getting a new chick? We're hanging out. We're finally back on the saddle as one would say. Really? Yes. Like, what are we, like, one a week? A couple a week. We're doing, I mean, we're back. We're back, baby. What do you mean we're back? Two or three a week. Give us some. What do you mean? I used to be really good at pulling girls, you know, and I kind of lost it for a little bit there. I don't know. I was grinding. You lost your mojo. I lost my mojo. Yeah. But you got your mojo back. Yeah. That crash knocked it back in you. But, yeah, finally just back on the saddle, man. I think they all saw a couple of the Instagram reels. They probably watched the YouTube video and I don't know, but honestly, something's clicked. So, now there's chicks flocking. Yeah. Yeah. I hate to just be that guy. They kind of are. But you're being selective. Of course. I hate to be that guy, but, yeah, they're flocking, he says. They are. More than ever. I hate to blow up your spot. But I heard. What did you hear? I promise they're all hot. Tell me. Tell me. Come on. You're getting them hot. Settle down, Ben. Look at him. He's getting all red. You had one chick in the passenger seat of your first gen or whatever, and you were going up to Brack, and you looked over at her and you said, you ever been with. You know, you were like, "I'm not going to be with someone like me." Famous like me? Famous. Is that what I said? I probably did say something that stupid. He's starting to cry. He's starting to cry now. You're making him cry, Ben. Ben, you made him cry. I ended up in the first gen, yeah, in my 12-ounce. And she said no. Look at him. You made him cry, Ben. She said no. No one famous like you? Nobody is famous. No. Who told you that? Look at you. You're like, "I'm not famous." I'm like, "I'm not famous." I'm like, "I'm not famous." I'm like, "I'm not famous." Who told you that? He's pretty connected. You literally made him cry. I'm sorry. I didn't want to blow up your spine. I just knew that. Don't talk to girls. What am I saying anymore? Well, you're the man. What am I saying anymore, though? Yeah, but obviously, you're the man. I do agree, and I'm not trying to take anything away from you, but I heard that and thought it was pretty funny. I cannot be saying that. That's so stupid. I probably did say something along those lines, though. What am I doing? No, I was just seeing if you know. Seeing what's up. Any pretty girl, if she's that pretty, maybe another famous guy's been around. You think she's lying? Another. Probably. Probably, I agree. Yeah, it has to be, right? They're that hot. Something's going on, or something's wrong with them. Gav, I guess I'd just ask, because I just don't want these girls hanging out with you with the wrong intentions after the whole best three-wheeler rider on the internet thing. Uh-huh. Right? What do you think? I want the intentions to be pure. Not with you because of the stunts. Really? Okay. I'm kind of okay with both. He doesn't care. You're not concerned about it? Okay. Well, I'll take that back then. You just care as long as they're pretty. As long as they're pretty. Or just cool. They don't have to be pretty. They can just be cool and nice. Dude, there's nothing wrong with hooking up with a torta every now and then. You got to. A what? A torta. What's that? Just a bigger woman. A bigger woman. I was not talking about weight here, Gav. But you always. How do you spell that? I want to Google it. T-O-R-T-A. Look at it. He's so interactive back there. Great job, Ken. He wants to double check. Great job, Ken. He wants to double check the weight. In Mexico, a torta is a type of sandwich filled with a variety of meats, cheeses, vegetables, and sauces. The term can also refer to a cake or a flatbread in other Spanish-speaking regions. What? What? So are you eating a lot of these sandwiches or what? Bro. Where'd you learn that? Don't be asking questions like that. See, here's the thing. We say so much dumb shit on this podcast and nobody ever questions us. We're just saying. We're spreading misinformation for the words that we're saying right here. Oh, boy. And Evan's keeping us honest. I got one more, though. According to Urban Dictionary, torta is also slang for an overweight Mexican woman. Oh. There we go. All right. Okay. Yeah. Which is nothing. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with that. You are like one. What are you? One-sixteenth Latino? No. His mom is- No. I'm pretty much half. I'm half Latino. Half Latino? You're half Latino? Yep. My mom is fully Hispanic. Where's the BBL then? Oh, shut up. Why are you so flat? There's nothing there. I'm sorry. Why are you so flat? Got it from my mama. No, because your mama's mom doesn't have a butt. All right. We're in dangerous territory here. What? Yeah. We are. I didn't get it from my mom. But yeah, we're chilling, man. And like I said, you got to. I mean- Why are you calling your mom flat? Stop. We're not talking about my mom. You're the one that said it. You got to try all the flavors. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In that aspect, yeah. I thought you were talking about my mom still. Hey. Hey. Do you guys. Dude, I was actually like. Yeah. I thought you were talking. We cross the line a lot. But that's- Dude, the way you like it. The way you looked at me when I asked him, I'm like, what. I'm trying to get on to a new question here. Do you guys realize that both of these guys are completely 50% a completely foreign ethnicity, and they are like the whitest people we know? Says the whitest guy ever. But I'm fricking Irish and Finnish. You're what? Bahamian? Oh, shit, TJ. Right? And he's Mexican. Our diversity hires. Our diversity hires. Yeah. Yeah. Our diversity hires. Yeah. We got Spenny and Gavin. Yeah, Gavin. Do you get your mom on the pod? You guys would love my mom on the pod. Dude, I want to meet her. Let's make it happen. Yeah. We'll bring her out. All right. Bring her in. No. No. Bring her in. Shut the frick up. That would actually be so good. No. You scared me. I wouldn't believe it. I'd believe it. She cooks the best spaghetti, too. She cooks the best spaghetti. It makes sense. We're having wine night. Spaghetti night. I know. That's what I thought. I was like, holy crap. She's like five and a half. I believe that. Yeah. She's awesome. I believe that, yeah. Where do I get it from? Yeah. I believe that. You guys think I'm like- You don't have to convince me of that. I'm a ball of energy. Wait until you meet my mom. Really? Oh, you think I say crazy stuff? that was good mike that was good but yeah girls have been great adventures have been great went on the best adventure ever with spenny heard about it unreal yeah we talked about on the pod last week yeah unreal though he almost killed me like 10 times really yeah i mean i'm in cowboy boots dude hiking down 75 degree angles i shit you not did he put the boots on you or did you choose to wear them that day i had no other shoes i didn't think we were actually hiking that's all it was it was a two and a half mile hike a straight bushwhacking bushwhacking that was the caller tell him that you were hiking and gav thought he's been bushwhacking before i thought we were going i thought we were going on a backcountry ride so i just packed the cowboy boots and a pair of jeans nothing else to be fair what more do you need made her out but it was actually super sketchy like thinking back on it dude we were oh yeah it was no satellite phone nothing spenny you're a madman thankfully i was tracking us so i had it on onyx the whole time but we didn't even need my onyx like spenny knew where he was going i know you had a little built-in gps in him i don't want to boost his ego too much but this is a true outdoorsman you guys are sitting next to him yeah you like outdoor boys type shit literally good god no literally outdoor boy type shit yeah you're the man like for the outdoor aspect you're the man i'll give that to you just the man and ass yeah you're just the man it's benny oh you stop it yeah what really happened in that tent he kept me warm don't you tell me a lot it started raining about 10 o'clock and we hopped in there we hopped in there and you guys know i don't sleep with clothes on so i was you know body just keeping warm with spenny speaking of which what do you think of your new bedroom i love the new bedroom you haven't seen the bedroom unreal the with rich rich oh yeah that's it just the rich thing yeah i wish the heart yeah that's the heart that's it where's the heart we were afraid you'd break it is it not that's 30 uh no it is okay four by four we just i mean a bed was custom made bed but those new beds are hard mounted to the floor for you the ones in the ones you don't gotta worry about them sliding around and shit that was a safety hazard before yeah if you don't like the mural you pump up pump up the top bunk is still an option buddy can i run it should we do it tonight just for fun yeah i would no you wouldn't yeah so we got a big ahead of us actually tell me why ben's in the all white right now i wish i wish you would have told me i would have got my kid on too well i really i didn't plan on wearing i was just uh testing it out i know i was honestly i was just too excited i've never seen ben ever test ride an outfit for anything it turns out he's ready for the flood we're six hours out from the biggest day of the year and he's test riding his outfit yeah i was just too excited threw it on ken's currently cooking uh 400 pounds of spaghetti right now we have like an entire truck bed full of wine i think 100 pounds of pasta sauce if ken hits us with the any more reds tonight it's gonna be a bad place we're gonna be in yeah there's no way we run out of wine or spaghetti tonight i did some calculations we made 320 000 calories of spaghetti oh wow how many noodles is that let's see let's see let's really put him to the test on this one to the test he's not even using it's funny because you can't see him over the camera gear and stuff like me and gavin can't even see him we gotta sit up to see him 360 000 noodles 360 000 noodles there's like a calorie in each noodle what was your number 320 000 yeah there's literally close to a calorie per noodle wow that's insane he says something and then he even he even questions what he is what he says because he's so skeptical of spreading him for misinformation misinformation this guy just double checks his work just dialed in over there he double checks his work he's good just to ads dude ken does not want to be the ad guy he's so good though yeah okay so it comes from the heart too i knew it was going to be a great success but like i was getting texts from people i don't hear from very often saying the video was good ken's ad was great i rewinded the ad three times and watched it over that's crazy right saying something those are raving reviews and so i came in the next day and i was stoked i was like ken you're a overnight success once again i wish he was here actually to defend himself but he was like no i'm not people hated it and i was like what he's pissed i was like no people loved it and i was like look at the comments and he's like you're delusional i was like no i'm not delusional i'm reading the comp go on the video and read the comments and i was like no i'm not delusional i'm reading the comments and i was like i was this delusional and he's like you're just selective of what you want to hear yeah and i was like no i'm not comment is how much they love it yeah so anyway ken's putting up a fight because he doesn't want to give in to his his uh god-given talents i think he killed it yeah i mean it's more entertaining too yeah yeah ken starts hitting the ad shit he starts hitting the outros i mean we'd have like 40 outros but it would still be awesome see you later fellas i'll see you next week dude the best part about gav coming up to canada was watching him just interact on facebook marketplace with three-wheeler guys because he obviously he came and he bought a three-wheeler down there and then he had to sell it so watching him pull up to this three-wheeler guy to buy it and then the guy that he sold it to ended up coming to our house and he hops out and he's like and then he looks at me he's like spenny and he had no clue that he was buying it off gavin because he listed it i listed it so he had to have some kind of clue he's having carlson they don't know your last name they don't know gavin three-wheeler or three-wheeler gavin yeah yeah shred so yeah what are the odds that you legally change your birth name to shred no no to like your middle name three-wheeler or something should i have a name three-wheeler or something should i have a three-wheeler carlson what if what if you just did there's a downside first name three middle name wheeler carlson three-wheeler carlson i don't like it dude i actually kind of like it all right gavin three-wheeler carlson lining up for the jump i would actually change my middle name to three-wheeler gavin really three-wheeler carlson we can help what are you working with currently craig craig who's craig my grandpa so no disrespect but no i also love three-wheelers yeah yeah but three-wheeler i'll i'll give you the hell of a first and middle name you're telling me what middle name we need all three no we're middle names three three-wheeler carlson i think just three-wheeler carlson yep i like that carlson gavin maybe i'll name my son my buddy mike wants to say something i'll give you 10 g's to change it to atc tony chris i'm not doing that i'm not doing that that was so stupid i'd throw in five g's for you to name to first name three middle name wheeler carlson why are you guys throwing so much money at me for that of course i'll run it dude why wouldn't i like does it legally change your name is there anything five grand you would do that is there any bad sides to it no no right why wouldn't you only is it like an instagram username where you can only change your name or your username twice you hey remember one of our friends tried to do it and apparently you have to like give a good reason to like a judge or someone has to like approve of it so you would show my youtube you could just roll into the courtroom on your three-wheeler crash into wherever you're supposed to sit and the guy go podium i don't need to hear anymore or see anything more and then you just stamp it slam the hammer and he's out good to go where would be an awkward place to be called three-wheeler carlson nowhere that's the best part about it right imagine some girl like he finds the love of his life three-wheeler i promise to always i was reciting her vows we're all laughing just nickname try just call me try he's like people get the wrong impression buddy oh no no what do you mean all your high school friends would be sitting around a camper really you hear about gavin carlson apparently you transition to try what transition to try what's that would not sound good bro that's not a good yes more adventurous no no no none of that i love my name we're gonna keep my name so not even for five grand you wouldn't change it to three-wheeler carlson dude i mean if there's not let me do some more research on this but if there's no big downsides to it i will do it for five grand it's gonna be on your id on your passport yeah your instagram not why why do i have to change my instagram when you go that's where he draws the line yeah id passport i don't give a fuck having to get a new birth certificate let's just keep a gap for now we'll think about it later on the funniest part about this conversation is that my girlfriend's son wanted to change his name to snowmobile johnson but he was only seven when he thought of this idea we have snowmobile johnson here i'm a lot of bad name no it has a nice ring to it snowmobile johnson three-wheeler gavin almost actually pretty late oh so change your last name to gavin that might be a little more paperwork but definitely work like your family's probably he loses out on all the inheritance i think he loses out on millions that would be sad though yeah but it's like there's really no downside right there's no downside right 30 years later yeah there was a downside i lost half the day i lost half of den you write a book about it a children's a children's i'm still giving five grand a children's book three a book by three wheeler gavin and then the first sentence is i hate my name i can't even afford to change it back i spent the five grand cj gave me on the first honda i saw oh my god that would be detrimental you know gavin the wrench would appreciate that yeah right now you guys share the same name yeah just call me gab i'll be gab that's gavin you actually locally are called bad gav that's what is up with that where did i get that from one night i got bad gap where did that come from one night well gab let's just say you made a fucking impact off of one night you left the town on fire let's just say it involved duck dynasty pants and a little red miata man that miata ran good though oh dude r.i.p to the creator of miata did he really no way bob ross bob ross is the guy that paints pictures gab what are you saying i know his name what are you saying he's the old guy that said it with such confidence too bob ross what made you think that because i was literally just talking about him like two days ago with the miata guy with dylan it's like a hakuna matata or something it's like a very cliche name like that bob ross do you know who bob ross is now that i think about is not a cliche name yes it is gavin bob what is bob wait wait artist wait bob hall is the creator of the mazda miata after referred as the father of the miata huh yeah i'm the stupid one now yeah freak off i told you it was bob so yes but but who's the guy that you just sent bob ross is like an old painter bob hall if he makes a little mistake you just add a little bush over there and no one will know yeah so anyway compare a miata to a bob ross painting they're both beautiful agreed mike do you have any bob ross paintings no you can't buy them no yeah that expensive no they they've never sold all in museums yeah yeah his estate owns them all which seems wild mike i'm sure you could afford one like i don't know what a painting would be a bob ross you couldn't like they have a lot of paintings they have a lot of paintings they haven't gone somewhere and you can't buy it from it like if it gets you know donated somewhere jesus somebody needs to lube the door hinges it sounds like evan farted because mike's walking away he had to get a breather it's a good thing we're cornered back here huh good thing that i've actually been doing it the whole time but everyone with headphones in didn't know i could hear it dude i think we found your new spot ev yeah i agree this is definitely your spot big ken's gonna be pissed because he can't scroll his phone to not look up what we're asking him to are you gonna put ken on that side i don't know i think we're gonna put him in his own like elevated chair some kind of like buddha chair cross-legged right here raised up in the middle in every shot it's like just his lower half and then when it's when he talks it just like moves up to him yeah yeah uh the father of the miata was tom matano by the way not the creator matana made the miata how do you father a car i don't know bob hall is the creator often referred to as the father but this guy looks super fucking white and then they say this guy tom tom matano that died that died yeah and they call him the father of the miata it was bob it makes sense bob because the two guys are the both the fathers together of the miata no you're right it doesn't make sense two men created a miata adds up it does uh ryan how are things going oh with your investment property oh dude so bad so bad i've actually fallen to full slumlord at this point really no it's just my fucking tenants suck i have some some messages shout out to them if they're listening dude honestly now that they're out and i have assessed how shitty they are at first i felt bad she was talking about how like you know we're sick and stuff and i was like damn i feel bad for you and i gave her a four-month extension on rent which she did not pay a dime of and then i went in there after going through the long process of going through the eviction courts and all this stuff and spending more money than i would make in the whole year just to get them out which is fine you know whatever passive income uh everybody says invest your money do something smart i should have bought a fucking hummer h2 and could have made more money uh anyway we uh get inside kick down the door i'm in there with the locksmith doing the paperwork and the house is just completely trashed they're like literally shit on the wall dirty diapers i mean it's honestly like smeared it on the wall yeah like like in spite or just like they were dirty uh i think a mix of like you are wasted at night and you take your kids dirty diaper and throw it across the room because you don't want to deal with it no type of shit no mattresses on the floor no sheets on the mattress what i mean just how how many kids she have i believe they had two kids there two kids and it was their husband or just a mom and then like the mom and then the dad which i never heard much from the dad but uh they were just like texting me the craziest things like i'm gonna you're gonna die because like i'm gonna take you to court and you're gonna get the death penalty you piece of shit like saying mean things i like bad honestly i was like fuck i feel bad like i'm you know how did you feel about this did you go in person and try and confront you're a nice guy did you not try and settle this in person or what no i didn't i didn't go face to face with them i figured they would not not like me anymore in person weren't they threatening to like sick the dogs on you yeah because when i went over there to try to get they were saying that like the house was infested with mold which now after knowing that they were there i believe them uh and so we tried to send people over there to like deal with it and one time i had to go because i had to walk the mold guy through and she texted me and was like the only thing in there is my attack dog he will hurt you don't come in the house whoa so yeah like crazy shit anyway how old are these people the ma the oldest one was probably 50s the younger ones were probably in their 30s you met these people before they started renting of course right uh hunter did my partner oh but you didn't i didn't and apparently they put on a our suspicion is they do this they come in they go we want to move in right away we'll give you a bunch of extra money um whatever to get in right away and then we'll sign a big lease and then they just pay you the first month and then never pay again it takes like five months to get them out yeah yeah yeah so how long were they in there they were in there for five months total they're back like 6800 in rent or something like that and how much does it cost you probably right now not rent three grand with the junk removal uh and then the exterminator so i walk in there with the locksmith and i'm standing i kind of felt like something on my legs i thought it was like hair or something because there's like dog hair and shit everywhere and so i'm like kind of just scratching my legs not really thinking about it and i look down and my entire legs from like here down are covered in fleas what fucking like little bugs just jumping all over the place and like once you start looking at the floor they were living there it was just like covered in they were living there living in it it was just disgusting it was like you actually cannot believe that someone could humanly live like that this is the second time it's happened to you too yeah i've got two other places that have been great but i've had two bad people in this house that same house same house the one that you got fixed after the other people destroyed it yeah they like broke the sinks and the all the stuff yeah i mean it's just crazy right so stuff so what's uh what's the takeaway from this well i mean the real takeaway is hire a management company so they can vet the clients we did a background check we did a credit check we did all the things but uh vet your tenants and then the other takeaway is don't don't buy rental properties just buy hondas buy hondas yeah and like i get it because a lot of people are going to be like fuck you landlords are the scum of the earth you're driving up home prices for everyone else like trust me i did not get a good deal on it and i am not rolling in fucking money because of it if anything i've literally lost money doing it and your time yeah and my time and thought saying that yeah people hate landlords and i don't blame them but i do think there is a selective part of the world that needs uh someone to take care of them in that manner like i think a lot of people could not manage a house washers dryers heaters all like the shit that actually has to be kept in the house and i think that's the thing that's the thing that's kept up so it doesn't fall down i think there's people that it is wiser for them to spend the extra two hundred dollars a month to rent a place and not have to worry about it yeah a lot of there's probably more renters in this world than owners and i don't know if that's like uh you know that's just kind of what yeah it seems like on the flip evan's gonna look that up you know everyone this was a hot topic on the podcast uh around april of this year i sold all my stocks you know when the stock market was going down and then i went and i sold all my stocks and i sold all my stocks back in at a lower price to date i'm up 31 and a half percent i just checked that's actually amazing so for for every hundred dollars i i put in i made 31 and a half dollars if i were to sell right now that's an insane investment yeah but i mean that is a rare time obviously stocks are zooming stocks are zooming in the united states there are significantly more homeowners than renters at 65 percent occupied by homeowners 34 there we go occupied by renters and i tried to make sure i put like properties because i'm assuming this covers like apartments but then it kind of words it is homeowners what a thorough search evan nice job evan i appreciate that so there we have it guys so there's more homeowners than renters in the yeah and i mean i i we don't charge astronomical rents and we try to but it says despite the homeowner majority the number of renting households is growing faster than people buying i think definitely owning a house and renting it gets a bad rap because of fucking black rock who will like buy a whole a whole city yeah jack up rents and jack up everything you know but what's the average age for somebody buying a home now because that's it's going way up 38 years old 38 wow that's when they're first buying a house and that's in 2024 and it said 2023 was an all-time high at 35 wow yeah i mean there's no doubt that uh nothing's getting any cheaper yeah the housing market's like pretty crazy right now it's like super inflated so ryan maybe right now is the time to get out because if it's inflated i don't think you're gonna be able to get out i don't think so either no okay so we're down with the ship but people aren't people aren't buying no one's buying yeah because they're just like inflated yeah there's like a massive just ride that bitch out give it 30 years ryan you'll get your money back yeah honestly that's how it kind of feels i actually well i have some videos of the outside this is how they left the outside of the house so do you have to pick this up or what uh i had to hire a junk company because i didn't want their car yeah i always stole it they can't you gotta take it you gotta hold all your money you gotta hold all your their shit for 30 days legally their property for 30 more days in the state of minnesota i'm gonna leave uh i'm gonna leave names and people out of this i know a guy who uh this person didn't pay him rent for like it was a while like it might have been years holy shit um and ways away and he didn't visit much but he hadn't paid him in years one day he just went down there and uh with like a buddy and just went to collect his rent and he took a skid steer his pickup and i think a trailer seriously yeah still has the pickup the skid steer it's a nice skiddy it only had like 50 hours on it too wow i've never heard of that yeah and now he gets he's still staying there it buffed out wow wow yeah it's a nice skiddy too yeah pick up everything yeah but anyway fleas fleas i don't know if you've heard of fleas i don't know if you've heard of fleas i don't know my house the only funny part of this story is the neighbor came over and was like i'm glad you're getting these shitty renters out like we love our neighborhood and i was like i know i'm sorry i'm a normal human being i don't want to be have a shitty house on the block whatever and then uh after the fleas like if i brought home one flea to daisy it could rejuvenate and we could have a whole flea infestation at my house so i was like well i don't want that to happen so i stripped butt ass naked by the trash can all the fleas off my entire butt naked naked not not imagine they come through away my shoes threw away my shoes my underwear my guys are psycho we should just pay them and then yeah i ran i got all the fleas off me ran buck naked to my car no shoes no nothing no underwear what hopped in my car and then drove to the lake ryan why don't you just go psycho on them i literally can't they could they like they could just go to court and sue me like i got you guys in a corner and i'm like i'm gonna go to the lake and i'm gonna go to the lake and i'm gonna go to the dude is that car still sitting there no no they took their car i was gonna say you should just take that thing dude what else we got oh cj went shopping the other day let's hear it oh yeah yeah so uh i was kind of bored when you guys were in vegas on friday and it was raining and alex wanted to go to the mall to get some stuff and i was like what you know she wanted me to come with us sure whatever i'll go with you you know i don't go to the mall much so i'm cruising around you know i stop and zoom you see how the merch is going say what's up to pretty nice to the people there's like legit six t-shirts left like the the gal goes we can't keep it in stock it's just we don't get enough of it for one but there's six t-shirts on the fucking thing i don't know what that's that's awesome but that's crazy whatever keep moving you know i'm trying to buy something because how often do i go shopping once a year we get all the way through the place nothing i'm really seeing where do you go next yep last store on the thing last store in the line i go so we're in this place right and i'm like you know like whatever like i should get something i can't come you're thinking about me though right you're thinking about me right away i kind of was yeah i was like i'm gonna get a sweatshirt and i'll just grab this gray sweatshirt and like these sweatpants or whatever and like i'll wear those when we're like flying so that way i'm comfortable i hate wearing jeans because i'm like you can't really get your nuts and shit okay no because then like you're sitting next to some random guy and you're like maybe trying to and you just like you really gotta pry of course you really gotta pry if you got jeans so anyways yeah so i'm i like wearing sweat so i'll get these sweats and then i think i got like a pair of shorts i just you know it's a quick boom boom boom whatever okay 400 fucking dollars it's not cheap what the fuck what the fuck dude i go what is that is that right like i told the guy is that right and he like chuckled it's like yeah and now it's like it's really nice stuff babe i'm like how nice is this like it looked like normal shit to me yeah but i'm already there and i i low-key want to just put it back i was like i didn't really want it this bad i was just buying something because i was here and it kind of felt like i needed to dude you don't check the price tags i wear it's a fucking sweatpants how expensive can sweatpants be you must not know anything about lulu though i mean i just assumed it well the thing is i feel like you know it's expensive but you don't like that i didn't expect this to be it was 398 dollars and you guys are just cutting up all my clothing i did think about that i did think about that i go to the outlet yeah he's going to the outlet where a shirt's 20 honestly we put it in the bag and went home and i don't even know where alex put it i don't even know you haven't even worn it no because if you would have put it on you would have been driving you're happy i didn't even really want it that bad put it on trust me driving back to buy more seriously yo it's the best thing ever yeah gab we gotta get you a sponsorship bro that would be amazing yeah we got evan uh twisted tea sponsorship last week did not yeah no yeah finally yes shut up yes that's actually huge big one tell me about it is it awesome free teas do we got a pallet coming or what uh no but we got four boxes that's gonna get us through a couple hours tonight if that right it's wine night congrats ab that's huge are you guys joking it's not that like it's a channel sponsorship but technically for f kind of you know it was a tiktok sponsorship so it's a tick it's a tiktok sponsorship but it's a lot cooler say evan got sponsored by twisted tea okay more so that's pretty sick sponsored athlete he was actually the first athlete like they're looking for athletes and shit i'll be next respectfully i think they're looking for sports that are still like active we're making it more active the doctor and i have made it active they were they were pretty interested in golf he's not even a motocross he's he's actually a professional golfer you saw the cart i know i figured you were doing something cool with it i'm not doing anything cool with it i'm not doing anything cool with it he was he was ripping it around okay what was that noise i don't know you shut up just do a stunt go do a stunt you can't just tell him to just go and do a stunt i can't if he's gonna be sponsored by twisted tea he's got to do a stunt all right so since we met you we've been working on get you a brand deal since the day we met and i'm happy to announce that you are now a twisted tea sponsor oh you look so good okay see you did something cool at least you did a wheelie this is great don't don't killed it on this not the happy gilmore shot no way space whoa this is a fire reel he's crying he's got a little tear in his eye that's really good yeah that's really good you are golf club yeah it's amazing gonna make me cry shut up that's awesome though don't worry you guys can talk about it in the bunk beds later we might have to no but i think going back to investments i think honda's sorry sorry but this was just on my mind still i think honda's honestly could be a better investment i think i've made more money over my three-wheeler collection than you have over your rentals a hundred percent you got a pretty successful year youtube channel again you are making the the most you're the king of the three-wheelers on the internet you're the best three-wheeler writer on the internet but i'm saying like so give me give me a number here like how much money do you got into three-wheelers and how much do you think your collection's worth i'm probably 25 grand in total and it's probably worth around anywhere from 75 to 100 well you're not counting that one ten thousand dollar three-wheeler we gave you no no i'm not sure how much you've got more a hundred grand 75 grand my collection I'd say $75,000. Well, think about it. How many wheelers do you have? How? How many wheelers? You want me to break it down? How many of those are broken and they don't run? None of them run. None of them run. How the hell do you go from 25 grand invested to they're worth 75 to 100,000? I'd say 75 on the lower end, but if I'm selling hot, I mean, I got the 250R from you guys. I could sell that for 12 grand all cleaned up, right? Okay. The Pilot that I have, that's worth. No, that thing's so clapped. Yeah, but all it needs is a power wash and some new fork seals. She's good to go. You say that, but these guys that are spending a shit ton of money on these three-wheelers want them in off-the-showroom condition, right? But also, people want riders as well, and it's definitely proven to be a rider. And I think doing a big stunt on your three-wheeler isn't going to add value. No, no, no, no, no, no. People aren't going to buy it because you did a big stunt on it. Okay, we'll just start off there. That's 12 grand right there, and then we got another 10 grand in the Honda Pilot that I still have, and then another 10 grand. I thought it was three. My Pilot's probably worth 10. It doesn't even run for shit. It has bad suspension on it. Mine? Did you buy mine for three? Mine's great. I bought mine for very cheap. Mine's worth about 10 grand. The one you Tomahawked. How much are Honda Pilots going for? Oh, you can't even find them. There was only 2,500 ever made. So, I mean, they are rare as shit. So, that's definitely worth it. Look, Gav, I want you. I want you to be right. Doesn't Dalton drive a Honda Pilot? Huh? Yeah, Dalton does have a Honda Pilot. Different type of Honda Pilot. Yeah, but if people are buying them, they might be confused. I hear what you're saying. Here's a 1989 Pilot FL400R. Way nicer shape than yours. They are asking 12 grand. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Anyway, okay. But it actually is nice. That's the problem. Oh, shut up. Okay, and then I got. Even if it's 75 grand. Yeah. You are correct. You're sitting pretty good on it. Pretty decent. 25 into 70. Not bad. Five. That might be a little optimistic, but I'd like to think I'm right around 75. I'm being a little optimistic. You know what you need, Gav? What? You should do a, this would be a good YouTube video, like actually putting a value on it. No, that would be. That would be actually really good. I should. Yeah, my $100,000 thru-wheeler collection. You got to start buying a couple more. But make sure when you're talking about your investments, you've got to take your cost out. So take out all the costs of the seafoam. Of course. Of the seafoam. Yeah, how much seafoam and carb cleaner. Right. Enough you should have a damn hat. Lost wrenches. Let's see, like a good example that like I have a couple of these crazy buys that I bought for like a hundred bucks. Not even just a hundred bucks. With this past one, I paid 400 bucks per machine. So 800 bucks total. From the Shriners? Yeah. You stole them from those poor old guys. From the kids. Those are probably worth, you know, four grand each. But you go in there and you're like, they're brand new. They are brand new. If you're buying these three wheelers for a couple hundred bucks, they are barn finds. They are in good condition. If you hold on to them and you keep them in good condition, you don't ride them for your stunts, they will be worth a lot of money. Yeah. One day. But the problem is I might, you know, go do a stunt. Crash them into the side of a building. Yeah. I was pissed off the other day. I found a great barn find. I found a great barn find, right? And one of my friends actually helped connect me to this guy. But apparently my buddy screwed it up for me and showed him videos of my YouTube channel and me crashing. So I started talking to this guy. He's from like Venezuela or whatever. I've done work with him in the past, buying truck parts and stuff. And, uh. Done work with him. Work. Doing work is, yeah, I've been buying truck parts. He's done business with him. I've done work with this, with this fellow before. And I was like, hey dude, I saw you guys, you know, you got this barn find. He's got a blue 110. He's got a couple seventies. And I was like, would you sell them to me? I was like, I'll come over and check them out. And he goes, yeah, you can come over and check them out, but I'm not selling them to fucking you. I go, what are you talking about? He goes, your buddy showed me them. What'd you do to them? You fucking wad them up in the fucking wall. Like just literally talking to me. I was like, brother, come on. I thought we were cool. He goes, maybe once you mature, like five, 10 years, I'm gonna let them sit here. Once I'm ready, you can come by them. Really? Yeah. Weird as shit. I can call him right now. He'd probably tell me the same thing. You won't. Prove it. Do you want to bet? Prove it. I actually could, and it'd be a hilarious conversation. Dude, watch. We'll be quiet. You just talk like we're not here. No, I actually want this. Put it on speaker right here. It would be good for me to try and go for it. Pete, what are you up to? Brother. Working. Working. Dude, it's Gav. And, uh, I'm just calling one more time. I got to see. Would you sell me the, I need that blue one 10 for me. I really need to buy the blue one 10. It's Gavin. The three wheeler guy. Yeah. Oh. Come on, brother. I know you want to sell it. If I want to sell it, I don't think it would be here. What are you? Oh, I know, but that's why it needs to be with me now. What are you thinking? What would it take to buy it right now? Nothing. What do you mean nothing? Why won't you sell it to me? Because I don't want to sell it. Pete, what about the 70s? Nope. Like another five years or how long? What are we thinking? Because you know I'm a collector. I want to get these cleaned up and just a part of the collection as soon as I can. Yeah. Oh, fuck. You're still a young buck. They ain't going nowhere. Pete, I might not live till tomorrow. I got to buy them. Yeah, we can. If I crap fucking the next couple of days, then yeah, I'm telling you, it'll be the first one that I'll have a dibs on. But until then, I don't need fucking money, and I don't want to just get rid of them. So money's completely irrelevant out there. Money's got nothing to do with it. It's the fucking principle. Money and favors. How about money and favors? I could come and work for a day. How much money? Five grand. Pete! How can you forgive me fucking a hundred for it? A hundred bucks? A hundred bucks? No, a hundred grand. You're throwing out around five grand. No, I should just. I don't, like you said, I don't need fucking money. Hey, I know. Once those things are gone, they're fucking gone. No, I don't know. Over the pants, Angel. Maybe one day. Maybe one day? Nothing else I can do. I can't do anything. No. Whenever you're ready to sell them, let me know. I have cash. I know you said cash doesn't matter. So you want to give them to me, right? Yeah, right? Yeah, right. All right. Well, let me know, Pete. Yep. All right. Well, good talking to you. Be back. Later, bro. What? I told you guys to fuck. That went well. Yeah. It went terrible. Value just went up on your collection, dude. There's a seller out there that isn't selling. Right? Told you. Brutal, huh? Dude, what is everyone. That was the craziest little conversation. Where is he from? Is he, like, Russian? Dude, he is Russian, actually. He is Russian. You said Venezuela. Same difference. I don't know. I just pictured him Venezuelan. Yeah, me too. No, he's Russian, dude. And he is. That boy is conservative as hell. I'll tell you guys that right now. You walk into his shop and it's like, holy crud. Yeah, there's a lot. Maybe that's why he wouldn't sell to you. What are you talking about? You should have told him we have one of his four-wheelers. Which one? Oh, the Russian one. Duh. All right, we got to go drink some wine, fellas. Might be a wrap, Pete. I think it is a wrap. Oh, that was good. Yeah, that was good. I'm happy to hear about your guys' insane Vegas experience. Yeah, the door sounded crazy. Gab, have you heard? You got the chance to win one of three Corvettes at seaboistv.com. That's pretty sick, huh? For $5, you spend. $5. $5. That's all you got to spend is $5 and you're entered. I'm already up. Let's go. Hey, we're already halfway through the timeline to get entered, so it's closing out quick. So everyone go get entered. Thanks for coming on. Spenny, Gavin, Micah, appreciate you coming back from Vegas for this. We were worried you were going to stay there. Thanks for having me. And we'll see you guys next week. Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof.