Galactic Lessons With M- #1

Hello everyone, listening. My name is Rutin and Commander Miyamiyao from the Star Sheep ASS30. I am the Science Officer. I am doing my own podcast. You see, when I was researching 21st century Earth Customs and I happened upon this old tradition, I thought, "Mathrox done and it would be a good way to document my scientific finding. For instance, last week I was experimenting with a BIMA technology and I added a temporal element to it and to my surprise I accidentally bamed a human male from the 2016 aboard the thrifty and say hello Chris. Hello there. How are you doing? Miyamiyao. I am good. Now Chris, you've been here a week. That's right. That's right. For our listeners, let them get to know you a bit better as I have. Your name is Chris. That's an Earth name. Am I correct? Yeah, that's the Earth name. Yeah, it's well. Do you have a full name? Is Chris short for something like Cristiana or some sort of. It's good. So we'll go with that. It's Christopher. Chris Tofa. Mr Tofa. I am aware that Earth people tend to have middle names. Do you have one of those as well? I do. It's Greg. Greg. Yes, I like this name Greg. Well, Chris Greg Tofa. It's a pleasure to have you on my talk show, my podcast. Pleasure's online. Yes, yes. What do you think so far of the year 24/25? Very futuristic, very nice. Yes, yes. Well, I imagine anything would look nice compared to 2016 on Earth. Just so I don't real quick. It's fake, right? I mean, this is. Oh no, this is quite real, my friend. Okay, well, last week, I was on 2016. Yes. This week, right? 24/25? That is correct. You'll see, as I explained earlier, it was a beam of action. We've been over this a few times now. I'm sorry, I just. You look like a dinosaur. Well, my species comes from the planet. And we resemble, I suppose, if you must put a label on it, an Earth velociraptor, I guess would be the closest thing. What was that point in the name again? The planet? My planet. Okay, it seems like you're just screaming right now. No, there's really no good translation for it. It's the closest. Just a bunch of haze, maybe. My suppose, if it were written on a tablet, that would be the closest. Yes. Okay, you try. Oh, don't say that. That's terrible. Oh, if you weren't my pet, I wouldn't. Okay, that's something I have to go over. Right, you keep calling me pet. Okay, let me explain to our listeners. Regulation 412.37b. Clearly states, any sentient entity born from a science experiment shall be adopted as a pet by the conductor of said experiment. The conductor was me. Therefore, you are my pet legally. So, not just a. crumie? No, unfortunately, you are ineligible for being a crew member due to being born of science experiment and be from the year 2016. I wasn't necessarily born so to speak of a science experiment. I'm pretty sure my mom and my dad, or it's a matter of speaking. It's um, how do you say? A phrase, a stiluleque funeral. Okay, so I was beamed up here, hence me being born. Yes. 2425. Oh, okay. Um, all right, enough about that, I suppose. How are you finding your living quarters? Um, it's, it's great little hard. Yes, whether you see my good listeners out there, my species tends to sleep standing up so I don't require a lot of room in my quarters. So, my pet, Chris, thank you. Could not stay with me in my quarters. So, my looked around and found a unused access corridor. It was filled with junk. So, I disposed of the junk. Now, you have three pillows, one red, one blue, one yellow, and two sheets, one sheet to sleep on, the other to cover with. You know, there was a bed amongst that. What? A bed? A bed where you sleep on, you don't have, oh, you stand out nicely standing up. Now, the one sheet has been filled with slime. So, that should be comfortable, no? I mean, it's kind of like a water bed. Uh, sushi. Yes, you have crampuses to thank for that. The crampuses? Yes, crampuses. It's an alien species. They're slug-like. Perhaps one day? No, you will have you meet them. I would love it. Yes, I plan many great things while I figure out how to send you back to your own time. Um, side of Miamiao. Yes, Lieutenant Commander Miamiao. Lieutenant, um, when was the party over? Party? Well, yeah, I was at a party. Yes, I was a pledge. I thought this whole thing was just a pledge to get into the what kind of party lasts for a week, Chris. See, sometimes when, you know, you're going to go to college, you want to get into a fraternity, I do these weird things, and I thought this was one of those. I understand. You've finally seen through my disguise, haven't you? Well, I mean, to be honest, you're a dinosaur. No, but I must admit I am wearing a disguise. I thought it would put you at ease to see me with no mustache. No, I've taken my mustache off. This is what I truly look like. It's fool, you didn't it, Chris. You look the same. But I am sans mustache now. Is that your new your new name? I don't understand. My name is Lieutenant Commander Miamiao. Say it's mustache. Nah, I see what you're doing. Some sort of wordplay. Hmm, either way. When is this over? When do I get in? Chris, this is real life. You are in the year 24/25 aboard a spaceship, the ASS 350. Okay, well let's say this is true. Give me some proof. But there's a forearmed alien creature standing over there. How is that not proof enough? I've seen it. I've seen all kinds of costumes. They're not costumes, Chris. There are people, there are beings, living beings with feelings. I have no doubt that they have feelings. I just thought it was our costume. They just not costumes. That's what you keep saying. Dear listeners, I don't know how many times I can repeat myself to Chris here. We are Chris in the future to you, the present for me, 24/25 aboard a space vessel, and you have been beamed out of your timeline and into this timeline. So you're telling me, if I go over to that big door over there. Yes, the bulkhead. Buy Mr. Four Arms. Mm-hmm. Just space. That's correct, I would not open the door. Well, where about get sucked out of the airlock? While he potentially kills everyone in the mess hall, let me just look him up in the database. Yes, no, no. It is as I feared. There is no record of anyone on earth named Chris Greg Tofer. I fear that I have indefinitely plucked him out of the timeline. Well, what can you do? Science will be science. That's an expression of scientists to say. Ah, Chris! What did you find? Space. I found. Space. Well, you're lucky the fourth field that's working today when you open the door. It doesn't always work. Wow, this is amazing. I don't know how you haven't looked out windows before. You've been here for a week, Chris. What have you been doing for a week? Hanging out talking to people I thought were. Part of the party part of the pledge a week long party again. I'm not gonna get into it again, but This is where did you get that drink Chris? There is the the guy. I don't know what it was where I suppose we are in the mess hall This would be the place to get to drink. I feel like I need one. This is Is that alcoholic beverage? Yeah, I told you college You know colleges You're drinking tequila Chris. You drink lots of things Do you personally drink tequila? Yeah, I've I've partake. Ah, well, we look at the long quite nicely then you like tequila Unfortunately, I've become quite fond of tequila. Mm-hmm copious amounts of tequila Okay, um, well, I have so many questions I'm sure you'll do being a human from 2016. Now suddenly aboard a spaceship in 24 25 You must have a number of questions. And I think we should take it slow Chris. How about this? once a week I will invite a member of another species To sit in with us on my broadcast that is sure to be a hit. Mm-hmm And you can ask them questions as they can ask you as I'm sure they are very interested in history. I Mean feel free to ask me questions. Yeah, just I feel that You could look it up. Oh sure anyone can look up history, but as they say history is written by winners What? Well, there's many records from 2016 like for instance in 2018, we found the first contact with humans was made I thought we I guess this is spoilers for you because you're from 2016, but As I found out while you were gone Well, it doesn't matter if you know the future I'm in the future. That's correct There's 400 years of catching up We'll take it slow Just know that for now as I work on a way to send you back You will learn so many things and will document them in these series of poured casts But before we go do you have any other questions? I will give you one question If you're going to ask for another pillow, I can't do that right now You have three pillows right now Can I have another blanket? Hmm, I did not see this question coming Nice up holes I could go and find another blanket, but This would cost me dearly you see the only person to have blankets spare blankets someone From this hall to Now and I recommend if you're ever hungry you only come to this mess hall if I have to come get you well, why Why this one what happened to the other one all the other one is Run by a gentleman that Well, Chris. Let's just say him and I do not see eye to eye Guys have an argument or I mean what happened? No, I mean it's literally impossible. He has no eyes He can read your mind and I do not like it when people root around psychically in my brain. I have many secrets Chris many secrets Can you tell me one? The only secret right now is that I cannot get you another pillow You have one red one yellow and one blue if that is not sufficient I Supposed you could use An ancient technique Well, you take the pillows Put them in your hand and then spin them around in the air while you look and it should to your perception appear that new colors appear I'm baffled Yes, it's a quite interesting concept. I think you have an eye for science. Are you interested in science Chris? I like will this science Make me a crew member. No, that's impossible. There are regulations that state You cannot become a crew member. Just be glad. You're not technically classified as a stowaway. Do you know what they do to stowaways? I can't tell you that's classified. You'd have to be a crew member to know But I can't be a crew member. You cannot be a crew member Chris Then how am I gonna learn news? You will learn by joining me every week on this podcast. You'll learn about the universe and maybe perhaps some science things Perhaps I will even take you off ship some weeks to see first hand other Lifeforms and planets I love it. Yes Otherwise, I will not take you to topless yet, too Let me guess it's a secret No, I just don't care for that planet Anyway I will work on your blanket Don't let anyone say that Miyami I was not a kind owner. I apologize Chris. I said I wouldn't talk about you being my pet Okay, I'm just I'm happy to be a part of 2016 history. This is All the conspiracies that we've talked about all the the contact about a big fun big foot, okay Alchupacabra I do not know what these words are lockness monster Yes, that was proved to be an Alien that crashed and lived in that live for some time before finally being rescued by other Aliens, that is correct. Chris. See, I got this This okay. See you're learning already I hope your listeners have also learned something about 2016 Earth like the fact that they did not realize that this lockness Monster was just simply a crashed alien I'm using All right, well, I believe we should wrap things up for now Care wait until next week. Yes, so many questions. Yes. We'll get to your questions for now I recommend going up to the bar and asking for some sustenance for your human body I mean, you want to help me? I don't know any food and 24 25. Yes, I suppose I would give a recommended Recommensions Yes, that's what they're called recommendions Like a cheeseburger or it's more like a chip. Oh, like a Dorito Dolorito, it's like a flavored triangle-shaped chipped a recommendions This must be some sort of 20s. You know what I look it up after the show for now we're going to sign off say goodbye Chris Goodbye Chris No, I mean say goodbye Chris Goodbye Chris We'll work on his English All right, everyone thanks for listening and Feel free to tune in next week. Please You will be sure to learn many great things The Miyamiya podcast was produced and starred sheen's to fan chick and Cody Richards Thank you so much for support of it's all been done presents and it's all been done really hour have a great week It's all been done presents. Who's got the time?