Funkopopification | Son of a Boy Dad #425

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That's a beautiful hat. Francis was driving me in today. What the hell is this? What the fuck is this? We're stopped in traffic. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? We're stuck behind a garbage truck and they have to unload a full construction site worth of shit from a dumpster. So he helped? Francis popped out and for a cool 10 minutes was loading trash cans that were full of like building material, like drywall, cinderbox, like plywood. And he was just sweating. He was fucking bringing everything in. It was no wonder you're overheated. You just burned 300 calories, like lifting 400 pound trash cans. One, the trash cans were way heavier than I was expecting them to be. Two, I totally underestimated the amount of dust and asbestos that would be swirling. They weren't wearing masks. So I thought, well, that must be okay. Fauci's a liar, yeah. I really, I mean, I saved us five minutes by helping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really did. I saw how much they had to load and there was no way around them. And I was like, all right, obviously I'm going to help. But what was so funny was that at that very intersection, there were other cars stuck. Yeah. There were two construction workers across the street in hard hats watching. And then there was a truck, one of those big bed moving trucks with. Three guys in the cab watching. And when I got back into my car after helping, all of them were like, everyone was like, cool, man, way to help out. You know, like holding the collar of their shirt. Yeah. Blue collar. Blue collar like us. And that's all. One of us. A soft hand boy. Yeah. I've always also wanted to throw trash into those trash trucks. Oh, yeah, of course. And watch the thing. And have a little attitude while you're doing it. Yeah. It's really just. Send it in there. Yeah. Just throw it. Yeah. And it's funny because initially they were like, we'll throw it in. And then eventually they were like, you're one of us. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. You should have been like, what time's lunch? Yeah. You got a. What's the injury pay like on this fucking gig? We get overtime. Yeah. Is that. Did they. Did you say anything when you went out? Like, were you just like, do you guys care if I help? Or did you start moving? I said, it'll go faster if I help. And they were like, if you want. They were all. They were all smaller than him. Oh, of course. And they all had curlier hair than him. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Mexicans. The best part of it was when there was one trash can that was so heavy that I carried it with a guy. Oh, really? He took a handle and I took a handle. Of course, I have footage of that as well. Did you guys like, was there like fist bumps or anything at the end? There was a fist bump. Love that. Yeah. That's great. Great. Great sense of community in the city today. I. I've always been attracted to men. Of course. Working men. Burly working men. Masculine. Specifically. You know, working class man. And if I can get a little dose of it, it just helps me feel a little less bad about how. Yeah. Those guys. My life is. Do you guys think, do you think those guys have any thoughts the way that like negative thoughts the way that we do? Or do you think it's just. I'm grabbing a thing. Oh. that's insane the cloud of fucking dust it got it got really thick i could i was like i have asthma sean i may be dropping it to you right now let them know that no i couldn't let them know that but i'm just i knew within five minutes that that life wasn't for me due to my health concerns i feel like those guys like they probably hate their jobs realistically i don't know maybe they don't but like i feel like a job like that like you get home and you just pass the fuck bingo sleep like a baby exactly i need that yeah i might have to pick up a side gig trash trash sanitation yeah sanitation part-time trash sanitation engineer the good thing about that is that was dry trash my dad used to be a garbage man in the summers when he was in high school or he he would uh ride around on a truck on sandy hook new jersey and they had some song that had to do with the the juice from the fishermen's like weight you know cast off bits and stuff they had they had some name for it and they had a song for it that he would sing yeah that shit's nasty he said it was his like favorite job ever and that he would work on holidays and they'd get like two and a half time pay or something like that work on the fourth of july that is uh it's a good way to make money like if you're if you're coming out of a tough circumstance you just want to bust your ass that movie dirty work do you ever watch that movie dirty work emilio estevez no i know it i haven't seen it though it's a classic i guess my point is that like trash runs in my blood yeah trash through and through if all of this disappears which i expect it will someday barstool uh not barstool like the new york office will will be washed out to the sea um i will definitely go into trash nice all right well that's good i'm glad you have that lined up i mean you did you get those guys numbers or anything like no i'm actually looking for work no i didn't should have got a card from them what we'll do is we'll post this video with my email at the bottom yeah that's a good idea anyone's looking for someone who works on their lower body yeah to or i mean like they'll be back in that area they could well be why don't we just like same same time and place next week yeah because that is the that's my crew i there was chemistry with them you know definitely they weren't put off they were so well-informed they were so well-informed they were so well-informed welcoming which most if i know the trash world it's that you know there's a lot of territoriality oh yeah but i think that etc so something i noticed in the four minutes that it took like you're gonna they were already starting to lean on you they were they were already starting to kind of take a back seat to you they're like oh he's the strongest initially they were picking up the heavier ones and then as soon as i showed up they were like the clydesdales here yeah yeah get out of his way yeah they were doing like kind of loose pieces like one in each hand leave these for the gringo that must have been like what the fucking mayans saw when cortez landed did cortez have a white beard or a red beard white beard i thought maybe i have no idea try to remember try to remember what my boy cortez looked like but yeah that was an impressive display from francis and he got us here faster we would have been stuck in traffic for why'd you guys drive roan can't walk oh of course i was thinking in my head i'm like well i'm surprised they didn't bike it's a pretty nice day out yeah you can't bike with that i can't fucking bike i would be that would be really it'd be like forrest gump when he breaks free from the braces bike adam byler yeah i need to get chased by some bullies yeah i need to get chased by some bullies speaking of chase i would like to clear up that chase did not drop us there seems to be a little bit of a misconception there i'm glad you're saying um they just ended yeah we had a six-week uh partnership yeah that's how all the sponsors are they come on for a certain amount of episodes and then it's gone and maybe they'll come back maybe they won't you guys just thought we belonged to chase from here till forever or you thought that we would do anything to cross our brothers at chase of course those are fucking that's our family yeah people were it is like everyone's first assumption was like they fucked up well it's because most other brands at this company will fuck up and lose a sponsorship that's not us no we don't we are brand friendly in fact sponsors we're gonna keep talking about chase until they come back exactly a little free ride yeah we should just get the sign back up right now like we want to keep it actually i'm closing in i think up for my preferred card if you spend five grand in the first three months you get a hundred thousand chase points which man i'll tell you chase points are fucking valuable i booked that hotel in uh tokyo in september oh yeah it was half off because it had this chase points boost damn where the points are worth double truly like half off yeah yeah i've never seen that before i i'll be honest i've never used a single point and i don't even know how to find them i give up man yeah i know that really like that's got to be like that's like rage bait for you it's just like you know i because like i've always just used like the miles and stuff like i don't know where you even see the points brown well i've also just been using a debit card instead too mostly just a debit card or cash and i'm just racking up a massive credit card bill as well that i'm refusing to pay off francis is sick you see anything this is gonna drive him to trash i think the debit card is what really that set him over the edge i he hates the debit card i hate so fucking much i remember when i used a debit card at like 7 11 and i was with francis and he was so mad he was like you have to enter in a code he had he's putting he's punching in his fucking pin code for a dollar 67 cent water and i'm like shielding the thing so you don't look at his pin code it's just insane like i you know i don't use it i don't use a debit card ever anymore unless i have to you know good it's good i mean i pushed for a long long long time i walked him through the credit cards then he told me he'd gotten one and he lied no he remained you stayed on the debit card for another like three or four months until finally your business manager came in yeah probably but the debit card i mean it's when you're when you're all liquid debit cards great you're just your cash is not making you're not making no money on your money and it and it well i am now i am now i have a business manager who you're paying the same amount that you're making yeah what what he's earning he's taking no that's not true here why don't you just run this for me and whatever you get above the number i put in that's yours yeah i want to say the same but i want you to make something yeah yeah exactly what you're including my business manager you honestly you don't talk to anybody that's not related to you or on your payroll of course that's the only way to play i want my whole team on my payroll yeah all my boys exactly otherwise they're compromised exactly hate to see a compromised wolf i just hate it hate it compromise what do you think austin is in what sense is austin compromised like is he working with israel or russia perhaps did you hear that in russia these days you do yeah it just makes it sound better it sounds less bigoted yeah or russia but our uh never mind what is he working with the south sudanese uh dissident groups i'm so glad i was about to ask a really dumb question and i stopped myself what was it gonna be i'm not gonna say we can have the joy i'm not gonna say it because you didn't say it you didn't say it you didn't say it you stopped yourself you addressed it was a dumb question so now let's hear someone i know was wondering whether or not russia and israel are enemies um i actually have no idea i i don't know if they have any i think that they are by deep proxy because i think russia is aligned with iran is is russia aligned with i thought i thought that was china well russia china are both i think aligned primarily with iran it's like whoever's against us they're with yeah yeah of course so yeah then no i would say yeah you're probably right i would assume is whoever israel whoever we are against israel is against vice versa yeah we are one well this is a pretty nuanced answer russia and israel are not formal enemies but rather maintain a cautious coexistence defined by pragmatic risk management and tactical deconfliction rather than a true alliance it's kind of like the russia's at the club they get pussy israel's at the club they get pussy it's like they're not gonna beef because like that scares away the huss yeah so it's like as long as they just keep on fucking that's a great explanation i feel like i fully understand it now so stay over there stay over there just don't fuck up the i think we can honestly just end the israel talk on that i think that was i think that really grown really just hit the nail on the head there forever yeah forever i think we're done we're done with israel yeah i i've told you i get so many messages people don't like the israel talk the krav maga is israeli well that's cool that is cool well i don't think people people just don't want to hear me talk about politics which is fine i get it i wouldn't want to hear myself talk about that either well then other people should stop talking about it because that's all you see in the world and it's like when you keep yapping like we're a regurgitation show exactly it's just like i'm just spitting out what i'm being fed yeah you know that's all that's happening and i'm spitting out a lot of information based on like reading half of a headline right for example i heard that uh vladimir putin is uh outlawing gmos in russia to the point of execution oh so if you if you uh put like a seedless watermelon in the ground in russia yeah putin will execute you he'll kill you personally that's a half headline they'll come to your house and kill you that i read if they don't want me to talk about that the algorithm should stop showing me yeah i agree they don't want me to regurgitate that putin is killing people for monsanto adjacency don't tell me yeah don't let me know that people i i do feel like you we can still talk about russia yeah yes yes yes yeah because there's no they don't have um uh a religion that's like based around them russian orthodox christians don't have the same and we're just like we've always had to hate russia like that's kind of just they've been our enemies forever yeah um unless you're talking donk you know what it's funny about russia is that there are enemies but i think they're not enemies they're not enemies they're not enemies they're not we are a country well i think we have this weird respect for them meaning you don't hear people like mock russia no it's always like man those guys drink vodka and fight bears and live in siberia and are badass motherfuckers they could climb to the top of any building yeah they're like it's true they're they're like scary in a way and really really intense they're not like little bitches i mean no one really yeah you're right no one really that is like the general opinion they've in movies they're always presented as worthy adversaries yeah you know it's fucking ivan drago and rocky it's yeah from russia with love and james bond that guy who used the cord to kill him suffocate and kill people what's that cord called garotte wire yes well done who was the uh who was the bad guy in uh the most recent top gun movie what ethnicity were they they were those were they brown don't give it to me don't give it no it's it's it's a it's a fake russia it's it's meant to be russia it's implying russia was it though i thought it was like korea or something no no no it was definitely russia because they were so scared of being racist towards anybody that they had to do it's always russia yeah yeah they had to do like princess uh in in the princess diaries they they made up a country called genovia yeah they're so scared they basically princess diaries that yeah they're so scared they basically princess diaries that they're so scared they're so scared it's like uh did you guys ever see red dawn no well that's korea but then then they made another one that was russia i believe oh there's two like josh peck is in one of them yeah my wife said the meanest thing to me and she wasn't even trying to be mean she hit me with uh when you retire you should become a tour guide and i was just like damn it's ruthless god why is she already thinking about your retirement why would you and and and it was she was like you just love to like spit out facts about stuff that's pretty much her being like get you got to get this out yes talk to somebody else by the way you're never gonna stop working yeah she's like you're mansplaining earth to everybody that you encounter you will need a job for when your main job is done so that i don't have to deal with all your facts i had to like sit her down and explain why that's like deeply insulting on like that's a layer cake of insult that's a lasagna of a front to me because there's just like no that that's no it's tough so it was so hurtful tour guide stuff tour guide is insane yeah what would you be i would also say like you guys get along right so why would she so why would she take this dig at me i'm just saying i'm not that worried you should hit her with you should just hit her with you guys get on you should hit her back with it but this is i mean it put a chink in the armor for sure oh yes it's like enough where it's like okay do i have to talk to francis's guy yeah yeah who's my guy your divorce lawyer woman was it oh yeah really they're better yeah really yes like a pit bull i think women someone shane was i think no no it wasn't shane uh ricky velez once told me he was like do whatever you can to surround your team with women in the industry like make your team your agent your manager everyone should be women because they just like they have a chip on their shoulder they work harder yeah but you didn't do that at all no i said i don't want you know your agent and manager both men yeah i can't have in the middle of a negotiation my main person you know going off with period cramps yeah exactly that's how a deal falls apart yeah they're gonna want to fuck you they're gonna have feelings for you it's like let's just get ahead of this let's dip this in the butt yeah it's more of a hazard than anything oh lord that's smart oh lord it's just fucking it's just infuriating it's just like boiling underneath my skin yeah there's two good tour guys that you can think of and it's vince vaughn from uh that the breakup with the breakup with jennifer aniston what is he a tour guide of in that buses buses in chicago he's very charming and his brothers run a family business and they have a sick apartment which like they could never get on the tour guide salary let's be honest yeah that's a big people are really uh honing in on that do you see those like the spider-man stuff yes how people are like raging online about how spider-man has like a nice three he has a nice three monitor setup and a treadmill i mean this is always the case anytime there's something set in new york city right yeah friends forever people were like these loser bums yeah live in a but your point about square foot apartment was hilarious yeah you're like he's a he's half spider you're worried about his apartment size he's half spider he's literally a man who is a spider his wrists jizz rope and he can dangle from buildings i also feel like if you have a superpower you could probably find some cash you can finagle it yeah you can make some cash on the side you fucking reach into the register before anybody knows yeah exactly or you could just i would just be like you could be a street performer how fast are you door dashing yeah yeah oh door dash would be crazy just yeah the door dash guys are probably trying to get bit by spiders save all your colleagues from jumping off the brooklyn bridge yeah yeah no i haven't delivered yet that would be a great a spider-man that that would have been an incredible storyline for him like that basically is a spider-man storyline guys about to jump off the brooklyn bridge yeah it is have you are you guys are you guys into that shit the spider-verse no no i haven't really gotten into it myself either i'm too old now that series was meant for i think a decidedly younger audience i think spider-man one what's that like the tom holland yeah really i think it's the most disney of all the marvel superheroes yeah i would agree with that um and i loved the original one with toby wire that was great when i was a kid i mean i was obsessed with that one that one spider-man two were both great spider-man three not so great i don't know if i remember the third spider-man three turned out to like turn into a fallout boy video yeah yeah it really did it was like they had like black bangs like going down the street there was like a musical number was that three or two was that two if you like two then that speaks that's a what's the one with the green with william might have been three which one that's one yeah yeah that's the best one that one's a bang her william defoe is scary in that one yeah i used to be so scared of the green goblin yeah that that is a scary william defoe something new every day william i thought it was william my whole life william william defoe is a great actor he is a really good actor william is a bit of a little boy's name though it's a little bit of a boy's name a little boy you know that meme that always comes up of him when he's like he's gay but he's not gay yeah yeah that's a classic that's one of my favorites you know that will uh his his uh dick was too big to be yes what's this exact story i don't remember his dick he needed they needed a stunt double down with a smaller dick yeah because he said his dick stuck out too much so they just needed a tiny cocked stuntman wow how do you even cast for that what was the movie antichrist you zoom in a little bit on that enhanced his physical endowment was so large that it confused and distracted the cast and crew it's confused what is that they're disoriented how could that be my ears are ringing what day is it it's like that key and peel sketch i thought he was not supposed to have a large penis confused is such a funny word to use what is that i'm sorry what are we doing today must have been beautiful it's a good problem to have though stunt double for the cock well it's a good job to get if you can it's the best small penis job because they're really not a economy for the small penis it's got to be tough being the stunt double though i don't know that's what you were just saying that's a good job i think that yeah i think that if it's like uh getting work in the lollipop guild as a little person it's like that's the best that's the best job you can get in that world i don't know if you want to be the guy that gets the call like hey we're looking for a guy with a small dick who's not going to confuse anybody you gotta let me read for this yeah we got willem defoe over here he got them he got the role the lead role and also his dick is too big yeah the the role calls for someone with a small penis and and then and then what would happen is just like how people get angry when like they cast brian in a role in a wheelchair oh yeah the like crew of disabled disabled or handicapped actors are like we have so few role opportunities anyway yeah and this is like you know it's like when they cast a straight dude as a gay guy yeah yeah it's like so hollywood you know it's just a there's so many of us that have small dicks that could have played that role convincingly yeah the stunt double is showing up and he's like well i mean you're like i can't act i feel like this role was really like meant for me yeah but it's like going forward that's like a hollywood that we can hope for it's like how back in the day people were in like white actors were in blackface now willem defoe is in small penis yeah exactly and one day like we dream of an equality for small penis actors to be able to they need to start a union you know a small small small dick actors guild stag i'm a part of stag small dick actors guild we're marching for stag rights stags on strike it's only big dick actors working right now one thing i will say about will was he was very respectful of my small dick there was no no slights no cock shading yeah i got in i did my job and he did his job it was simple as that yin and yang it works perfectly together for every big dick you see there's like five small dicks behind you making it happen lifting him up lifting up his dick who made the pr for that that's like the best pr the only good pr after that for dicks was when i think was it ariana grande was like talking about pete davidson's dick that's right like and it's fucking 10 inches or whatever she said yeah she said someone i think someone asked her i was it was it charlemagne i don't know why do i feel like it was on the breakfast club or maybe he talked about maybe pete davidson talked about it on the breakfast club you're talking about charlemagne that came from nine oh got it like 10 inches oh yeah and then she like uh like sang about it in songs oh she replied she replied uh to a tweet she said it was yeah and that thank you next song and she's like singing about how mac miller's dead and pete davidson has a big dick she's a she's going through it right now she's going through it bad is she yeah hoping hope she figures it out honestly it's pretty depressing to watch what's wrong with her she's got like a really bad eating disorder no she doesn't no you're like not allowed to say that she's a bad eating disorder why because um then you're like telling you shaming or like we're not shaming we're celebrating no we're concerned - We're concerned, but-- - It is like genuinely concerning. Like she looks really, really unhealthy. okay well now we're getting a little shamey i don't think it's shamey but it's like someone's got to fucking help her oh gosh she's like a rib cage with a jaw yeah respect super respectfully yeah great singing voice yeah exactly that's the thing incredible she's an amazing talent amazing and we have to say all this we have to say this part this podcast is brought to you by our partners at ariana grande one thing ron and i can agree on is that ariana grande looks beautiful no matter how much she's eating we like to see her in wicked and her songs most of the stuff i'm already spending money on it i'm good i'm just concerned for her yeah i think that's kind of the general opinion is everyone is concerned for her yeah yeah body body negativity took over the zempi took the zempi killed body positivity yeah the zempi is uh it's a nasty nasty i don't know what do you guys think about it the zemp i think it's probably good for some people but i also think that and a lot of motherfuckers walking around with bobble heads now a lot of people are all drawn like like one of those pop toys or what are they called the funk funkopopification of hollywood because of the zemp but i think that uh it is a shortcut and it probably has helped and saved a lot of people's lives but also people are taking the shortcut that could get there the long way or that also don't even need to get there you know what i mean like they're taking the i mean the funkopop is pretty spot on it's exactly what they look like but it's only like some people that are taking the shortcut that could get there the long way you know some people it looks like they look good if i took ozempic i'd be funkopoppy because i have a humongous head and there's only so much sort of skin that you can lose on your face yeah and head i think it's good and it's bad i don't know i don't know wow way to take your stance on this one holy shit bro i just think there's a lot of people that are doing it that don't need it yes yeah which is like what are you supposed to say you're not fat enough to take it well that's why they used to say it was for other shit yeah that's so hard to to sort of draw a line i feel like there should just be like a required bmi but the bmi hole measurement is also completely ridiculous because you're morbidly obese i'm morbidly obese what about people who just want to taste the post on pic for a couple months i don't know i don't know well dana cycles on and off well it doesn't work on it doesn't work surviving barstool card said that he's the only person that's gained weight on ozempic yeah mathematically which is a feather in his hat i mean what if you just took a bunch of adderall like what if you just started taking like you know i don't know if that's like a healthy way to lose weight but he's gonna stay up more hours and grind my teeth well i mean more so because it suppresses your appetite but like what it like not not so you can just get fucking cracked out of your mind it's gonna be awake for 20 hours a day and that way i won't be lying down and not when i was taking adderall when i was a kid i weighed like 100 pounds but like what what oh well then what's healthier though you know like i don't think either of them are necessarily a healthy way to lose weight they're both suppressing the healthy way to lose weight is obvious it's known it's been around go to the gym no it's diet and exercise yeah all right but come on what i said come on yeah exactly like people can't have necessarily the discipline to to do that or or their their body their constitution doesn't wire that way i've come away from this idea that if i don't know that people are overweight because it's their fault i don't believe that at all oh you think okay i see i've know enough people now who i have seen be overweight uh even though they're trying not to be yeah and i'm like yeah there's just certain genetic factors whatever it is that unfortunately it's like a unlucky situation yeah i also know the other way people like jay will and like marty mush who eat nothing but like fast food oh yeah and they're in like pretty good shape yeah yeah like taco bell and baja blast for breakfast yes you're like having straight baja blast and you cannot get fat yeah and that's because you're god's favorite yeah it's just metabolism yeah god but i mean like what like if they both are just suppressing your appetite like wouldn't i don't know if it's me it's me i'm going i'm going the adderall the adderall diet yeah because at least you'll be able to fucking grind you're gonna grind so hard grind your teeth but you're also gonna write something good fucking get everything done check off your you know your entire checklist for the day clean the house with a toothbrush yeah exactly i also do not care what people put in their body no i truly do not give a fuck if people take ozempic or adderall or anything you think it's the food no i 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think that's been a thing for like i would say the last 10 years i don't mind if you smoke a cigarette don't take a photo of it and post it well i think that just like guys performative yeah of course but i think it's sexy for guys like liam neeson stunt double who see it as like a phallic thing like oh that's my size that's that's that looks like my penis i would rather see someone post a photo of them smoking a cigarette than people that post photos of them smoking weed yeah posting photos smoking weed i view that as bum behavior that's bum behavior too but i think the cigarette thing is even worse honestly yeah did you see that weed has overtaken cigarettes as the uh and alcohol i didn't know about alcohol i think it's like the most consumed well i was saying most smoked thing so i don't know how many people are smoking alcohol but i'll take your word for it they're vaporizing it yeah apparently like if you do that like you just smoke the whole beer i'm gonna go home and smoke a six-pack i think you can get like insanely drunk yeah yeah way too fast i guarantee dana beers is working on the science to figure that out right now percent yeah they gotta get yeah we gotta get beer carts they have dmt and a pen yeah why can't we have a bud light and a pen smoking on an ipa that's an acquired taste let's hear it's from vermont small batch we might get to a point where we're just smoking everything you know yeah for sure that's just how we consume vegetables yeah time for my broccoli i hate this yeah oh gross or like how they're they've made weed like how weed used to be like twenty percent thc and like a beer is like six percent alcohol but now there's like forty percent thc oh yeah i mean and so now like you're gonna have like a forty percent alcohol beer vape i don't think the the higher the thc i don't think i think it just makes the side effects significantly worse like i feel like there's no difference between like twenty five percent thc and forty percent thc other than you just feel worse the next day yeah i i feel it big time really yeah because i have a higher tolerance now and 20 gets me whatever normal relaxed 40 gets me high yeah but what if you just smoked more of the 20 i don't know i don't like to do that i don't like to just pile it on that's why you have a bong i don't have it anymore oh you got rid of it nikki took it when she got successful she's like that's mine now the not smoking is is is i don't know i don't know how long i'm gonna i'm gonna do this for to be honest what yeah i'm just kidding you're fucking two days in now what do you mean i'm over a weekend come on back baby come on back it's been over a week it's dangerous out there yeah it's safe it's not there's like no fun what do you mean you've had the most product you were on the limitless pill all week yeah but now i'm burnt out no you're not i'm looking to you're burnt out of being not not being not high i'm trying to melt some fucking wax to my brain no you're gonna come back stronger i'm getting a nectar collector don't you went out beyond the wall and it scared you so you're gonna come back in and make sure that you never leave again it's just feeling like shit's too serious you know yeah i don't like it i just feel like i mean it's obviously like how motivated you are it's making me very self-conscious i don't i i i mean it's obviously like a mental thing but like i guess i just associate nighttime with smoking weed and like when i don't smoke which i feel like i i work all day and then i just get in bed and then i like i'm just like waiting to go back to work you know yeah there's no there's nothing life sucks yeah you need to get fucked up to escape from your podcast job yeah which is bad so that's why i'm like maybe i should take more of a break you're missing you're missing the routine the ritual the grinding the rolling that's all comforting that's all nice yeah that's a that's a bro make a lettuce wrap then like you can you can get that routine through other things the tactile routine get the la marzocco i need you no no but i am like i do feel so much better and i feel like i am having more fun like i played i was playing video games with bo and matt last night like i had a blast and then i get off and then i'm just like yeah i guess it's time to go to bed is there a world where you could only smoke right before you go to bed no that's it's a slippery slope even if i do go back i'm gonna go weekends only i think no yeah i don't think you will i think i will i think we're gonna uh we're gonna get you back you're gonna come back you're gonna build back better no you're gonna be yes exactly i'm gonna build back in a healthier routine no no i think that you're gonna build back like more and and you're gonna be taking like 15 breaks every 15 minutes of the podcast to go to the bathroom like a coke head you're gonna be doing weed like a coke head yeah no i i hope not that we're gonna be pounding on the bathroom door yeah and you're gonna be like slumped in a stall no see i don't i don't like that at all well that's what's gonna happen to you no i would hope not if you don't take control of your life it's because of your endless need for uh dopamine i think it is to dope about my dopamine my dopamine receptors are fried so that means you need to like reset them through aggressive like exercise no no like you need no for long periods of time you need to be under stimulated so even the slightest thing like so seeing the color red like does that gets me going yeah yeah yeah i think i might i think i just need to go full dopamine reset you need to stare at a wall yeah for weeks do you guys have any tv shows that you like veep veep's the funniest show i've ever watched anything new amazing so fucking funny have you watched all veep no he refuses to watch it strictly because i suggested it no i refuse to watch it because it has a female lead oh it's literally like it's the funniest show i know i'm kidding this is amazing it is so fucking funny um no i heard that widow's bay show is pretty good i haven't watched it though it's on apple tv house of stassi on uh hulu really good no why not that stuff is not for me how do you even know what it is well it's everywhere and i was talking to who was i talking to you una because una had her on oh really yeah stassi yeah yeah she had her on her drawing show damn so she was like none of my episodes do anywhere with with famous people do anywhere near as well as like harry well i mean come on now big cat face you're talking about the face you should just have you on again honestly i mean hey why don't you co-host that show with no i don't think that's a good idea why is that because uh he's drawing his hits from the bong only thing he's drawing is a nice long toke from the joint i might have to get maybe i'll start smoking cigs maybe that's next you couldn't handle cigs no i couldn't so gross i tried to smell i smoked like a cig in uh vegas because everyone was smoking cigs nasty sober yeah it's so gross and then like you brush your teeth nine times it never goes away in that city too oh hot but also just like concrete and like unnatural well where we were we were in uh we were in the burbs oh you were oh yeah we had a great like a sick pad where were you um we were like 20 minutes outside vegas holy shit and we had we were right on a golf course oh yeah i could see a cig hitting out there yeah i don't know it's just not really for me yeah six minutes you need to be back on the i literally have no interest in going back to the booze i'm going to vegas in september really with my friends oh really for fun well it's they're expecting to have fun you're not i'm just going because i i miss them yeah you'll have fun why did they pick vegas they like it they like to gamble they like that it's pretty hard not to have fun in vegas i don't have fun you will i don't like to you will i don't like it you're gonna have fun i my idea of fun is like a ski trip or a white water you know being outside but a casino is fun for if you're winning which i'm not and for a couple hours yeah yeah we're going for three nights that's an eternity in vegas yeah it's a long time especially are you guys staying like in vegas yeah we're staying at the wind only place to stay only place yes no it is it's the only place to stay it's the only place to stay haven't they not really renovated the rooms in forever when was the last time they renovated the wind was it dante that had to get uh that got a smoking room in vegas because he wanted to hit his vape i don't know who who was it surprised me you guys you should get a suite up there maybe we will i have i'm going with some heavy hitters right go with the heavy hitters get a suite with the heavy hitters some pipe laying motherfuckers yeah have a little hangover like experience is that from pulp fiction yeah i'm gonna call up a couple of them up some fucking some heavy pipe hitting motherfuckers and mr pervert here you gonna wish he was dead i don't know it's after he got raped yep after the rape and bud comes back as far as you and me is concerned we cool would you guys see yourself ever watching that movie again yes yeah it's an amazing movie whenever it's on i'll watch because you're a cable guy yeah yeah cable i feel like it's better you get none that you get more of a natural and you can catch it in the middle of it yeah you don't have to watch everything from the beginning maybe i should get cable it's nice to jump into that my yeah i think cable actually might replace the weed for me oh yeah it's way easier because you kind of get a good dopamine hit of like changing the channels and then finding a show that you're like oh shit something's actually on oh what a wonderful like uh retro yeah it's retro step back yeah it's your version of tv vinyl yeah exactly because yeah no i only have 27 channels did you see that show on espn oh you mean eight yeah but i think that could be a good like i think that is kind of a dopamine reset in a way because it's like you don't just get to like it's almost overwhelming having to open up the smart tv and it's like what what should we watch we could watch literally anything there's we could watch anything that has ever been made rather than cable you're gonna have to watch a shit movie or like maybe you find a new movie that you didn't expect yeah exactly there's a it is a truly sublime feeling to uh click into something on cable and to pull the blanket up to your chin oh yeah and you're just there and you're just like sitting there for a while yeah the best is when you don't even know like if you're at like a shitty hotel you don't even know what the movie is yeah you're just watching a movie yeah there's no tv guide channel i'm looking up the quotes from the movie trying to figure out what movie i'm watching dude i started watching the movie hamnet hamnet with i fell asleep in that one bro i'm normally in the past this would have been a movie i would have loved yeah i know it's well regarded well reviewed nominated it's sort of shakespeare in love meets you know oh i i've seen this you saw this i've seen like i know the movie okay well anyway i've now it has been three attempts to a third of the way through. - Yeah, that's insane. - You fall asleep? 15 minutes of it and i am like there is nothing else that would be less interesting than what i'm doing yeah i don't know how you consume movies like that is my point because i know i i'm trying to re-strengthen my attention muscle it has atrophied from scrolling scrolling yeah variety yeah as you said i just always i'll watch five ten minutes or something and assume like that's why you have to pull the blanket up to your chin like that that is a key like it because it basically it removes your hands from the situation if the blanket is to the chin you you can't scroll one thing one thing you guys have a tv in your room i do you watch tv like when you're going to bed no not really i have a tv in my room now it's fucking awesome is it i've been wondering if i should do that it's pretty sick especially if you have like if you have nothing the next day or whatever like it's nice to like lay in bed and watch something i don't do that that's not for you because you don't have a tv in your room no i just don't like i could that would make me feel that would make me feel really lost you'd feel like i promise you just rot rot in my bed what do you mean rot you're watching a fucking movie at 11 a.m i'm not talking about 11 i'm talking about the night before oh i thought you said i said like if you have nothing the next day so you don't have to worry about like oh i gotta go to bed oh miss i misunderstood i thought you meant the next day is when you're watching the movie no no that that's the thing that sucks because i i'm gonna get another tv because i i'm i don't watch tv at all during the day because i again like what you just said i don't want to lay in bed at 11 a.m and watch something right yeah so you only have one tv right now i only have one tv hey son of a boy dad listeners we'll be right back but first a quick message from one of our partners football is back and with draft king sportsbook september comes with a boost all september long opt in and get a 50 profit boost every game day with the draft kings game day boost pass new draft king sportsbook customers sign up with the code bss and get 50 profit boost every game day that's code bss in partnership with draft kings the crown is yours gambling problem call 1-800 gambler 1-800 my reset connecticut call 888-789-7777 visit ccpg.org on behalf of boot hill casino in kansas wager tax pass-through may apply in illinois 21 plus in most states void in canada one football boost per customer maximum bet limits and wagering restrictions apply tokens are single use and expire at the end of the final select game each day when offered terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com slash promos all right now back to the episode but they're dude they're so cheap there's no excuse to only have one then exactly i'm gonna get a second yeah 4k and that second one is for what reason living room so that you can watch tv during the day football that's fine but but you're saying tv for football now all you're telling me is that it's only gross if you watch tv in your bedroom during the day yeah as long as it's 100% as long as it's out in the open it's healthy i mean yeah i mean i'm not gonna walk i don't even disagree i don't watch tv during the day regardless i don't disagree like i never watch tv during that i don't really watch tv as it is so like i don't i play video games you wouldn't want to watch t you wouldn't want to watch football in your bedroom i've done that i've had that set up before it's it's nice um but no i would much rather watch tv like on the couch you're just going to screen out your crib you're gonna it's the corrobification of your crib yeah definitely just gotta have you might so you're one step away from having eight screens in your living room currently there are three screens in my living room and one screen in my bedroom and you're gonna add a tv fourth and once you add a tv you need two side tvs for the i love how you're thinking games love how you're thinking and then like two lower uh computer monitors yeah so you can watch red zone what do you think do you think i do that you think i go you think i go one regular tv or you think i go like four small tvs quad box no no i think you go one and then wings we need your main one so two side monitors vertical side monitors oh vertical i want your home to look like the lobby at cnn i want it to look like the fucking the scene in the dark night yeah exactly yeah exactly when you're finished typing your name like i want to be able to sit at my desk and like be doing whatever and then i got my hair and then i got my spinny chair and i want to turn around and see drake may throwing a dime to aj brown yeah it's key to have one of your tvs be on a lag so you can watch it and then watch the replay in real time yeah i love it spinny chair i love it you need it on at all angles yeah but yeah i don't know i don't know i don't know what i'm gonna do i think you treat yourself and then you get out to queens and you just fucking you stretch your goddamn legs oh yeah legs are getting stretched that's for damn sure you have some delicious queens food i got the michelin app there's a lot of michelin restaurants out in queens bro yeah all the food out there is insane well they probably have a lot of the bib gourmands out there what what does that mean i was looking at what is bib gourmand bib gourmand is really good food really good value oh they're like awesome awesome restaurants that don't they're not quite fancy enough to have a star but yeah but that doesn't mean that they're worse i i some of my favorite restaurants are bib gourmand oh so some of the stuff on the michelin app isn't michelin stars bib gourmand yeah and then they even they have that and then they also have do you have the app no so you're just aware of the bib gourmand system without even yeah describing to the app i mean how many michelin star restaurants are there even in new york oh there's so many if you count one stars there's like 40 oh two stars there's probably like 12 what's the three stars there's probably like four in fact i bet you i could name the three star restaurants is uh labor and one of them yeah for sure is for charles one of them no no for charles might have one star but i don't know see that's where the system is broken to me because four trials in my opinion should have five stars yeah but there's it's like a different it's so much more about the food and the service and the preparation and the style of uh cooking like that and there's like uh like almost uh trophy generation diversity quotient where it's like your cambodian and yemeni food needs to have like representation too yeah so it's like there's going to be a place that has a michelin star that's by jfk where you can get trinidadian food and shit like that and it's like yeah that's what queens feels like a lot of the places in queens feel like somewhere that like anthony bourdain would go yeah and you're sitting on a stool yeah exactly i want to hear you try and name the places with four stars i know i know yeah congrats no it's bad oh they got they got brought down relegated oh my and by the way why congrats to me i was congratulating them on being brought up but i misunderstood no they got taken down to two which is bad for them because i think they're the single most expensive restaurant in new york city oh that's detrimental it's not you'll never recover from that correct it's not good um the top ones are uh bernardin um i think it's uh another one is oh boy i'm not you should know you shouldn't there's one you should know and there's three i'd be shocked if you knew the mark forgione no is not three stars per se is three stars yes per se exactly right pull great call per se is gabriel cruther it's not um close though wait wait wait wait one of them is daniel no um then norris penny but salute to daniel penny wait don't tell me keep what about that one that robert de niro owns atomics is two stars and it should be three they say atomics is not and of course you think that locanda verde is amazing is that the one that robert de niro owns i've never been i don't go to these dumbass restaurants um this shit is all dumb i want you guys to know that one i'd actually like i support you guys i support you guys being more into like the fancy like wine and stuff like that than this bullshit that's what this is yeah but this is it's a scam you're being scammed no wine is way more of a scam than this no i went to labor and identity it is a scam certainly not certainly is how did you not enjoy the food you tasted i'll get i'll get the lobster and then they bring it out it's a tic tac it's a tic tac sized lobster you go wow that seems like it would have been good if there was more of it so if you ran the michelin star program uh uh like red lobster because they have big lobster yeah exactly bro i if if i would go to red lobster a hundred times before i went to labor and identity yen that's insane diet coke and one of those cool cool cups one of them you know the sommelier oh 11 madison park is three stars yes yes wow there's a korean one i don't know the jung sick yeah wow that's impressive sushi sushi show yeah i don't really snap it up for sushi show snaps i think the two stars are there are the ones you want to hit though if you really want that level of like high cuisine because they're the ones that are fighting so fucking hard to get a third star so what is for charles did we confirm because that's i'm basing that as the number one restaurant in new york for me for my cuisine my taste my preference my wine taste they have all of my favorites red white house red house white just quickly uh tyler would you look up whether or not uh for charles has a has a designation under michelin or they're simply a bib gourmand they could which i doubt they would be because i don't think that their prices would suit that does not have a michelin star it's a recommended it's a recommended it's still noted well michelin doesn't have to be your only uh food recommendation site you could i mean the infatuation i think does a good job of recommending uh food yeah eater is the best eater every the eater has in all the top uh cities in america it has the for whatever reason the 39 best restaurants in chicago the 39 best restaurants in but their social media presence is infuriating i think they're the ones who are like if you go to london you have to try this burger that's going to change your life run don't walk yeah that's that's the eater cadence but the thing that the one thing about eater that i do really like belly actually fuck yeah that's belly i don't like belly that's belly um the one thing about eater that i really like is that you can go to the map and then see which restaurants are near you which i think you can do on infatuation i think they have to do it on michelin as well oh yelp i think everyone has integrated the map yep the problem with yelp is like they're like here's their hot dog stand it's great and then there's too many there's too many restaurants on yelp yeah they got everything on yelp yelp is yelp has i think surpassed like google maps and apple maps i don't like yelp it is the map you could type in like i need to get an eight gigabyte flash drive and they're telling you exactly where to go yelp has like there's too too many people can offer their input where it's a not not a reliable narrator but if they have a shit ton of reviews you know this place is incredible yeah i don't know yelp's not for me i was uh too poor for you boys it's the poor man's belly hungry yeah yeah i opened my uh social media on monday morning and i saw a picture of uh my good friend obes uh filming the j cole concert oh really uh from he was had a beautiful video black and white of j cole performing and i realized that uh i had tickets to that j cole concert uh beautiful floor seats to the j cole concert that i bought for my wife and i didn't know that i had tickets to the show until the barclay was at madison square garden how did you not know that you had tickets to that i just didn't know when the show was oh see he was on the perky's i was on the fucking oxys the roxy's what are roxy's uh i think they're just like super strong oxys i don't know it's like a street i think it's like a street drug i remember a friend of mine used to have those on him oh really yeah are you guys still close no yeah it's not but this was like probably 2012 and he called them roxy's uh roxy codon strong prescription opioid pain medicine it's a brand name yeah always interesting when you come up with a brand name for a drug what the fuck are they thinking yeah why do they have to make them sound so cool like roxy's that sounds well roxy codon is not cool but then if you can you know abbreviate it to something cute yeah takes the sting out of it zans yeah xanax is just a made-up word though yeah zyrtec like they just wanted to make a cool word even like munjaro is just like made up it's just a made-up word it's not based on anything it's not like a chemical compound no no how are they coming up with that maybe it's like that maybe there's just some dude whose last name is roxy codon matt roxy codon i'm from the roxy codon family oh dude i can get a table anywhere i got the roxy fortune roxy codon for two i felt so dumb having not made made it to the concert i would have been limping up there but i would have just been sick to see j cole i like j cole a lot has j cole come back from his uh fall from grace as a result of being sort of uh i don't know if he really fell to be honest because he just got out of the beef yeah i think he started the beef and then he kind of just bailed out of the beef and then he kind of just bailed out of the right time didn't people say he was a bit of a pussy yeah i mean kendrick said i said there's three goats left and i say two of them hugging and kissing on stage and that's drake and drake and j cole were were hugging and kissing each other on stage essentially yes what but i think drake also had words had choice words for j cole after the beef or during his last album i think uh drake had some choice things to say about j cole they said mean things to him and he was like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know he didn't come back which i thought showed maturity yeah me too i don't think he wants he's not he's not about that he's above that his therapist is just fucking up the rap game yeah exactly therapist is like don't respond he's good sober rap that's what me and me my friends we say j cole sober rap drake cole expressed his lingering disappointment drake expressed his lingering disappointment during make them pay oh i like uh i like jake i like cole jake i like all three of them to be honest no that's not that's not acceptable i know that's controversial but that's not acceptable i don't like drake nat like i don't love drake's new music but his old music it's just undeniably amazing who drake you don't like his new music did you say i just don't really listen i really just listen to if you're reading this it's too late on repeat you know that he has been the leading streamer every month of this calendar year with like at minimum 1.6 billion streams a month pay to play what yeah oh also that has nothing to do i don't i don't i don't i know drake is still we got a lost ninja here it's just it's not really i know drake is still very big it's just not the new stuff's not my cup of tea um i just hate to hear a lost ninja like you i don't like drake grasping at straws regurgitating narratives go back to the israel i don't like drake when he acts tough go back to the israel stuff yeah i liked you more when you were on weed in israel yeah no a lot of it i'm a i've been getting i will say since my since my kush break i've only been listening to rap none of that none of that lame shit i was listening to before no momford and sons i'll tell you that much too angry just too pissed off to be listening to that yeah fuck a big three anyway there were too many chefs in the kitchen it was a mess to begin with boom that's drake that's drake that's a bar weak ass bar i like that weak bar chefs in the kitchen to begin with no i understand no no no you don't get the syllables bro you have to hear it to know it that's in the kitchen there was a mess to begin with that's fucking multi-syllable magic right there i think he just got buried too bad like he just got buried me i stood on 10 t's and accepted the mission that's the same rhyme scheme i'd rather death and death and submission same rhyme scheme that's multi-syllable how can you press the ignition and let some memories of your past affect your decision that's in that's the same rhyme scheme that's the same rhyme scheme that's insane chefs in the kitchen just says who bro i honestly will i'll have him come and i might have chubs come and do it bro honestly honestly it doesn't even have to be chubs look i respect drake we could have party coming probably in my top five most streamed artists oh wow i'm a drake fan i like drake i'm just saying the new stuff doesn't do it for me like the old stuff did there's nothing wrong with that you didn't listen i didn't yeah so that's your fault that doesn't mean it didn't do anything for you bro you're just embarrassing yourself i'm sorry bro i'm sorry bro he gets in he's coming off weed he's a withdrawal you know something i'm a little moody right now you're picking fights my bad bro just trying to start shit he's like he's being a goof like he actually is obsessed i think kendrick's probably my goat right now i'm sorry bro it's just it's undeniable like what's what what a thing did he say that you liked everything like what everything like what's the thing yeah exactly i love that shit how did he come up with that come on bro you know he's a better he's a better rapper than drake don't even play good kid mad city it's a masterpiece great great album are we talking about the one from 2012 yeah but they're all 14 years ago i tried to listen to pimp a butt too to pimp a butterfly all the way from start to finish it was like watching hamnet that one's that one's a little it is it's exactly the same as a little experiment and you just kind of like wake up from a nap and someone's screaming and it's just like whoa didn't do it but what's it could what was it damn was that one of them that was one of them that album's great that had swimming pools on it no that's that's good kid mad city swimming pools is amazing that's corny song 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texas what like the laws like you get caught with a gram it's like i think you get life in prison yeah i saw casey musgraves no it's not even just weed it's like delta like yeah that shit's all illegal now yeah all the hemp oh they went backwards yeah apparently 70 percent of people in texas wanted uh to be fully legalized and then they made it way more illegal oh and which makes you just think like what's rogan even doing down there i know right what's happening down there because i'm pretty sure i watched musk and rogan fucking chief and devil's let on the fucking set in texas also texas like i don't know didn't all those guys move down to texas because they were like we got to get out of california it's too government too government heavy and now it's like if you smoke weed you go to prison this is the forever fallacy of like yeah all the all the red states have strong bans on on things like gamble you can't sports gamble in texas right now you know now you can fully i mean uh prediction markets have opened up all different types of uh like draft kings is now because the prediction markets but can you even bet on sports on that yeah of course come on bro what fuck that's this is all fucking retarded like you can't smoke weed but you can smoke delta 9 now you can you can't gamble but you can do prediction markets like what are we doing it's just it's endless so fucking stupid it's an endless cycle of loopholes yeah like just legalize it if there's going to be all these insane loopholes fucking angel dust thinking it's weed or 2k yeah i think it's the tax rates in california are pretty bad though oh definitely not just the government's big but like the amount that you're getting taxed and that you have to be trans to live there that's crazy that they're making that a law that you have to be trans and they're using the flock cameras to find all the cis white men and kill them you know that's what the you know that's what the flock cameras are they're in it's an yeah well you would think that but then i i listened to the brother matt walsh just talk about how good flock cameras are for like 30 minutes he's he's compromised aren't you supposed to be the one who's supposed to be against this anyone who's pro flock camera is compromised he's like this is a time when a flock camera stopped a crime or or like helped catch someone who did a crime it's like that's insane yeah who is taping for the flock cameras i have no idea what is the flock camera they're uh privatized uh it's it's 1984 you've read 1984 yeah it's just 24 hour surveillance yes and at in all places at all times a flock camera is an automated license plate reader system used by law enforcement private businesses and hoas to capture vehicle data each solar or battery powered roadside unit typically uh doesn't matter costs three thousand snaps high contrast photos of license plate vehicle make model color uploads i don't know but it's not just doing it's not just uh capturing but what why is this such a big deal i genuinely don't it's not just capturing i'm just talking out of my ass it's not just capturing cars it's capturing like human images and like it's uh using data to like be like uh this guy's walking down the street with a description of them yeah so is this everywhere or is this just in certain states right now because i haven't seen these in new york i think it's in certain like places and neighborhoods and i saw like i know people are like destroying them when they see them yeah it's probably a bad idea why because they're recording you that's why you have to sneak up from behind yeah honestly that's what grot wire should be used for yeah just go yeah taking out the flock cameras oh no he's choking me killing the ai with your hands it's a big it's a big hot button topic on the debate shows oh yeah it's a big it's a buzz right now you gotta hear what riley games has to say about flock cameras i was trying to talk to my buddies about it last night just completely just making shit up as i usually do but i was just just you know just trying to start something yeah get the you guys hear about these flock cameras bad news you actually you floated it on the last episode of son of a boy dad oh yeah nobody bit now but now now we're here yeah yeah i was waiting yeah yeah it was only a matter of time before we got into the flock cameras you need to uh you need to check this out as a serious infringement of our liberties now francis will be pro flock camera unfortunately i don't know that i will be in fact i don't think i would yeah see love that love that i don't think uh flock walk a flock of cameras i got a whole lot of money walk a flock of cameras i would pay for 100 yeah cameras that just started recording walk a flock of 24 hours a day yes tank that would be amazing there's cameras set up around the entire country tracking specifically walk a flock as moving satellites just honing in on walk a flock i was kind of picturing like full walk a flockers with cameras for as eyes that's just on every street corner that just like a full like animatronic walk a flock on in every like private community i like that a lot anyways but yeah really you know is it is is that our is that our freedom of uh is that journalistic integrity is that freedom of the press it's not exactly the press it's kind of just surveilling it's just surveillance yeah i've done something nice in my life which is that as i have checked out from keeping up with the news i have also allowed my opinions to dissipate i think most people go the other way it's a bad this is bad they become less informed yeah and they get stronger opinions you need your opinions i don't want to have opinions nobody needs to know what i say disagree or it's weird to say that speaking into a microphone but again i just hope that nobody takes a single thing i say seriously oh me as well because i know i'm wrong doesn't uh i think the japanese think that like if you if you know a lot about politics you're a nerd oh yeah they don't give a fuck about politics out there yeah they think it's uncouth to be like uh busying yourself with the everyday politics and most of the guys like running for politics are like in like a barney outfit or like a fucking full yellow suit with like spiky hair like but do they have vlog cameras in japan i'm actually probably they probably do they probably got something way more high tech last shit they're filming you like through your toilet seat or they did uh they made people uh they make noise you when you take a picture because people are taking too many upskirts. Oh, yeah, yeah. So maybe they're fighting against that. I don't know. You'll be boots on the ground. When are you leaving for Japan? Are you going to Japan first or Las Vegas? Oh. Vegas to Japan. Going to Vegas. You're in fucking war dogs. Middle of September. And then I'm going to go to Japan at the end of September. What? You're going to both in September? I'm only going to Japan for four days. That's a lot of MQDs. Good God. Yeah. You're trying to go around that fucking MQD wheel twice. Trying to double up. This might be the year. You think this could be the year? For 360? No. You know. We're not going to talk about it. It's not going to happen. I think Big Cat announced that the Internet Invitational is going to be next week. Did he? I think he said that on the act. Oh, really? I'm pretty sure. That's great. Hell yeah. I'm really excited to see him, actually. He was so fun last year. It's like there is definitely something really fun about not being in the tournament. You get to relax and just make jokes and hang out with really cool and funny people. Yeah, it's probably a blast. But you don't get to play golf. Everyone who I've talked to who I've mentioned that I'm very nervous about it tells me that I'm playing with house money. That's not true. No, not at all. I'm not playing with house money. Where would the house money be? They're like, well, you already won it once. It's like, yeah. And now there's an entirely new competition happening. Yeah. And the prize has what quadruple. Yeah. Yeah. If anything, I was playing with pesos before. Yeah. Yeah. Now we need this bad. You're playing with Japanese yen. We need it. I think we should get a flock camera. If you win, just get out, get one of our own because you said it said personal businesses have them like we could have one. Just get one just mounted right there. We should record our podcast via. Flock camera or like via a network of flock cameras. Like we just travel in between flock cameras. I mean, 20, 25 to $3,000 a year. Like that's that ain't that much. Speaking of business, I saw Kelly Keegs standing on business yesterday. With what? You know, that guy, Kareem. Yes. The guy that we work with. The guy who's been here for like eight years. He's the. Yeah. Kareem was giving her a hard time about talking about Austin. Oh, really? At this concert that they were at. What a weird conversation for a concert. No, no. That Austin was at. Oh, I probably meant they like ran into each other at a concert and started arguing about Austin. No, I don't think that's what it was. Either way, Kelly, when you, you know, you, she, she rises. She rises to the occasion. And I watched that happen. And I was like, Oh, yeah. I don't say to Kareem. She was like, what are you saying? We'll say that louder. Cause then one of the people started, Robbie started filming and then Kareem kind of wilted. Kareem was like, you're, you're talking about my boy. And I went, he's like, that's one of my boys. I was like, how many boys do you have? Kareem? I was doing that. Yeah. Ruining it for everybody. That's fun. But it was fun for me. Yeah. No, I love that. Yeah. But I was also, I was also, uh, deescalating by inserting humor into what was mounting into an armed conflict. I think Kareem was the one who I was talking about yesterday that would, uh, cancel the cancel his door dash orders or say, say they didn't get delivered. Oh yeah. That's not surprising. At the risk of exposing myself to his burner army. Kareem said that he, um, grew up playing call of duty and that he was really, really good at it when he was younger. Yeah. Everyone is. Hey, son of a boy. Dad listeners. We'll be right back. But first a quick message from one of our partners. It's Fran from chicks in the office. The weather is getting cooler and Abercrombie's fall drop has everything I need for the season. The bestselling A&F Sloan tailor pant is a closet staple for me. I'm always wearing it to work events. 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Even the worst players and challengers are the best players in like ranked play like the skill gap is not even it just looks the same. It's the same because they're playing against people who are the same skill as them. Sure. Like it's like if you were like like we had me and me, Bo and Matt were talking about last night because Bo started playing tennis and really. Yeah, he's getting into tennis. Why'd you bury the lead? I was getting into tennis. I know that I play tennis. You know, Francis is. I'm sure. Wait, does he, though? I don't know. Well, you need to. No, right now. Yeah, maybe. I mean, he'll listen to this. He listens to every episode. Well, I'm playing tennis. I mean, I have always played tennis. He listens to every episode and it pisses me off so much. Tennis runs in my family. My mom was an All-American tennis player in college. What? Yeah. First class of women at Princeton. She was an All-American tennis player. That's pretty impressive. Yeah. So, yeah. What years was she at Princeton? I don't know. 1950 something. No, that's when she was born. Um, must have been in the 1970s, probably the late 1970s. That was the first year of women there? Let me look at, see what. So Matt, uh, his brother is like insane at tennis. Like, like that's like all, like that was his whole life pretty much until like the last couple of years. And Matt, therefore, is also good at tennis. And Bo was pretty much arguing that he thinks that he could, he could, uh, beat Matt in tennis after playing. I think he said he has played eight times and had two lessons. And I was like. And he was like, I can hit the ball over the net. And I was like, brother, there's a, there's a, there's more to it than just that. Like the, the skill gap is still massive. Did he brag to you that he can hit the ball over the net? He's lost. He's, he's completely lost. Is he four? He might be. I can hit the ball over the net. Yeah. That was his big standing point. That's like. I'm never going to play with him. He's way too far behind me. Yeah, he is. Bo, are you hearing this? Fuck you. I can't believe you thought. You could play tennis with me. Do you? We were also debating if what, what, what's a harder sport to get into, uh, golf or tennis golf. They said golf. I said, it's the same getting to what I would call scratch in golf, which I don't know what we're not even talking about that. I'm just saying to a proficient level or a high proficiency level in golf is far harder than a high proficiency level in tennis. In my opinion. I don't know. I know. I know, but you haven't played it. You've played golf at a much higher level than you've played tennis. I don't know if that's true. I grew up playing competitive tennis. Yeah, but you play golf against, you've played golf with professional golfers. Yeah. I don't compete with them though. Yeah. I'm just like there among them. I don't know. The way that I saw, the way that I saw it in my head was like, if you're playing tennis against someone, even if like, I feel like, like, I feel like if Bo was to play tennis against someone who's really good at tennis, like he would never even have seen the ball. Come at him that fast. Like he wouldn't even know what to do with himself. Yeah. He'd lose six. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Like, it's not like just because you can hit the ball doesn't mean that you're going to be able to hit the ball against. Yeah. But if I played match playing golf against a fucking PGA tour professional, I'd lose every single hole. Maybe I wouldn't lose every hole, but I'd lose quickly. But you don't, so you don't think you would lose every, every, like, do you think that if I played Novak Djokovic in a full set of tennis. Mm-hmm. On my. Serve. I might win one. Don't say it. One point. I might win one point per game. Per game. I don't think you're getting a single point. The thing is, is that I have a big serve. You're probably right. I probably. Yeah. Well, because you might have an unforced error, though. I don't think. I get it. I hit my serve. I was. I had a big serve. But it doesn't matter because he goes up against people with the biggest. He's going to get everything back. Yeah. You're right. But I do think. Francis has a big serve. I don't think you're. But this is like me. Being like. My serve is so big that when like. Like when I'm tired, they have to bring in people with small serves to. You're not getting a single point. It like makes people. I hate to be that guy. My serve confuses me. It doesn't. It's so big. Your serve confuses people who don't play tennis. But if you were going up against the one of the greatest tennis players of all time, his serve would make your serve would make perfect sense to him. You're not wrong about that. There would be no confusion about your serve. I'm just saying, like, if I could hit. a fucking bomb flat serve out wide. that would one once let's call it once in a set once in a set he might not get back it might it might just he might not get it back and there's a point it's possible that's that's a point right yeah that's possible but i'll walk off i'll walk off a point of game i'll i'd call it i think i would win i think it's the same argument i could win four points in a set i think it's the same argument as people saying that if they were if they were to get an at bat a hundred at bats in the mlb they would get they would get a hit i don't think they would well there's only one way to sort this out one hit out of a hundred at bats yes someone who's played baseball uh not obviously not someone who's played it like professional high school baseball high school baseball i don't think someone's getting a single hit didn't marty mush like hit a ball off that marty was played in college d1 okay so you're just discounting him well d1 college baseball is obviously closer to the mlb than high school baseball sure but he he hit against that guy i just feel like i i feel like it's just you gotta hit the professional is just everything's just faster and and and perfect like i i feel like you're getting up to bat if you're like someone who's confident that you could get a hit and then all of a sudden the ball comes at you faster than you've ever seen anything move in your life what do you think is harder returning in andy roddick in his prime serve or a ben shelton serve right now or hitting a 100 mile an hour fastball into the play it's i mean it's hard for me to say because the both of those are so insanely far-fetched for me i don't think i would do i don't think i would make contact with either the only reason i would say tennis is because i've played tennis yeah i've never played tennis whereas i'd have no frame of reference for hitting 100 mile an hour fucking i'd just close my eyes yeah i would be terrified in both scenarios i'd be less terrified in tennis because you can stand all the way against the backstop yeah that's true i don't know that your mom was at princeton at the same time as john nash that's a good question i don't know she was class of 1973 um i don't want like i don't want to bring it back to video games again but i'm going my my reference point here is that i've played call of duty my entire life right over probably 20 years i've been playing call of duty and i spawned in and i've been playing call of duty for the last 10 years at that tournament and the people that i was playing against it was like it was like like you watch professional call i watched the professionals play and in my head i'm like i could get it like i could i could if i was if i was dropped into a team with three other pros i could hold my own and then you get out there and it's like you oh my god like i don't even know what's happening like the ski like the difference from people that do things professionally to people that have done things as a hobby even like a like very serious like it's if you drop someone on fourth mic with us right now exactly they'd be they'd be lost exactly they wouldn't know they wouldn't know what to say because they'd be like whoa what are we talking about willem dafoe still it's just i i feel like people don't remember that these people dedicated their entire life that were goats like we're top 200 yes like those people their entire life was dedicated to returning a serve none of this is to take away from anything all i'm doing is trying to decide whether or not i think i'm going to be able to do it i'm going to be able to do it the golf or the tennis is harder yeah it's a good it's a good debate i the man it's crazy marty fish had a very good interview excerpt that i saw about this bo that's what i both said he was better and i said you're marty fish marty fish said something about they were like what's harder golf or tennis or something and he said that winning a mate i think it was like winning a major in tennis or winning a major in golf and he said it was he said that um in tennis it's so fast that you can't like adjust on the fly or like it's over before you know it's all happening so quickly whereas golf there's so much time to tense up and think about what's happening and closing out a major i think he ultimately came to the conclusion that winning a major in golf was harder yeah i could see that and this is a man who plays really good golf and obviously really good tennis is that documentary marty fish was so good oh about his anxiety yeah marty supreme got me got me through it got me through a dark time i thought that was really good and i also thought it was amazing when andy roddick said that he was the only player he'd ever seen who kind of in the later half like switched into that second gear oh yeah yeah what it needs what you need to do yeah that was pretty interesting in order to actually be that good because i think it's a really good thing to do and i think it's a really good i remember thinking that and being like okay well so i just haven't found my second gear yet yeah you're still waiting to find it well i was i always think about clicking into it i'm like some point soon i'll really put the pedal to the floor and then you remind me that it's not cool to do that no i feel like i'm starting to hit my second gear can you tell uh him what you were telling me in the car what is that i don't know if i'm allowed to say it i don't think i want to talk about that yet i think i don't think i want to talk about that yet it was that it was news that was it was the most excited that i've been of any news that i've received in 2026 very soon very soon i'll talk about that if that becomes something and even if it doesn't then i'll tell how funny it was that i thought it would but it's funny talk about a fucking tease no i'm not trying to tease i apologize i feel like i'm being teased do you feel teased i feel teased and i feel like a fool i feel foolish and like an outsider i mean maybe i'll tell you after we're done maybe i don't want to tell i don't want to put it out into the world because it's it's like what um uh emperor fucking what caesar says about rome which is it was it was uh julius caesar in matt in gladiator before the old man before he dies before commodus kills him and he's like rome was so delicate uh you even you would only whisper about it and it might disappear yeah is that him that says that no and then he's like and i'm bringing in some pipe laying motherfuckers yeah i'm lost fuck up rome i'm completely lost now now all i'm thinking about is what this is you and me are good what this is what this is does it does this benefit the dream of rome was so fragile that anything more than a whisper would make it vanish is it it's not is it something about the show no marcus aurelius it's completely different marcus aurelius that said that no way that was fucking aurelius is lebron coming on the podcast this one i'm just trying to guess what what this could be no you're in touch with lebron do you see that jalen brown went skydiving no i didn't i'm out on him that he's not on the celtics yeah and i don't watch him anymore he got some bomb he wants guys a bomb enjoy your twitch streamer you're so hurtful bro i just don't know why i'm rooting on that team's downfall enjoy when aj brown gets four catches for 30 yards and he goes on a janky rondo we don't need aj brown you don't we don't need him clip that we don't need him we got we got booty booty's getting traded bro come on now since fucking come on now booty's a patriot forever all right i'm expecting a big breakout year from travion henderson you see the stuff he's been saying about god of course he fucks with him heavy fucks with him so heavy and i love that i think he's making ai posts about god i think that god fucks with travion heavy too really well he wouldn't need ai to talk about god if he just could fucking speak from the heart you think travion's going ai it reads like an ai post about god i hope not ai say something glowing about god i'm gonna actually put that prompt in do you think i've kind of wanted like i've thought about this like if you do you think if you i know ben avery did this um he did like he tried to get engagement like he tried to like engagement bait enough on twitter to like see how much money he could make but i'm wondering like if you were to just as a side hustle just create a fully ai account like how fast do you think it would gain traction and like how fast you think you'd like start making actual money with it it depends what type of person you're talking to of ai you want or what type of content you want to do i mean there's really two options whore or uh like politics slash tech guy that doesn't exist on twitter who just tweets things better but like that will require more input in your ai to create like realistic whore pictures yeah i think it's just like long ass essays on twitter i think anti like uh like like racial stuff i think would go crazy yeah you know there's like you know how they uh in fight club when they like killed the guy and like 20 of them take took his place yeah the same thing is happening right now with chud the builder there's a bunch of new chuds there's mexican chud the builder no come on that's a dude who's called mexican chud the build yeah but you can't be chud the builder if you're mexican it doesn't work i mean it's working he's just saying the n-word to people's faces but it's a mexican like people are expecting that already can say it more than black dudes say it he's almost white presenting honestly all right all right good all right we will uh see you guys next week thank you for listening goodbye