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This is a podcast from Rover I'm better but it's still there a little bit man it's going around Chishty Chishty Chishty Chishty goes my whole house I was falling like like Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall They've been all knocked down all knocked down man now I'm going to pull all the pieces back together We've been pretty good at my man yeah no I'm pretty healthy I feel like I'm all right too 40 grams of protein is going to protect you though 41 I got an egg from my breakeye fan I was trying to think of something different to eat so I made a breakfast wrap so it was like a protein wrap it had 50 grams of months one chicken russia one egg a slice of Edam cheese and McCain's hash brown I'm going to touch the wrap this one prep do last night Toss it up this morning damn you man I had a protein bar would you have a breakfast No nothing how are you feeling this morning Aaron yeah I'm all right I hit my back How'd you do it blank squash what'd you do I just moved the wrong way I just stepped funny Like it wasn't anything like dramatic or anything like that and just bang old age man Now do you know what that's back injuries are always doing the lease I reckon yeah like time the other time It was dead lifting so that was pretty bad but then another time was just stretching and dead Oh oh yeah that age bruh yeah oh oh oh oh Tegan's only weeks away from it oh you all yeah from the 30s Yep how many days how many days uh 15 15 days oh two weeks go in and hissing though you know yeah Got the running gone the aliens gone you're doing the most y'all run run run run ain't K's like it was nothing That's what I'm at now right Are we done with running it we've done with running it you know it's funny though is I've been Devling with the idea of the Auckland half the half marathon just because why not and it's the Week before we go to Fiji for partying the Pacific so I was like edgy I'm good like him motivation yeah My my boyfriend's best mate who plays in the NRL yeah he was like oh I might be back by then like I could I could run with teeks and in my head I'm like no you won't So it'll take off yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think I think the whole time I'd be doing 21k's you'd be like Look at up man I don't mind running long distance it's the short distance yeah I reckon that's the hardest That's the hardest you could know if you can do eight you can do a half marathon Because it's really playing for a half is only 18 yeah I need it yeah but like Imagine just like on a Sunday morning I don't know guys I'm just gonna go run for two and a half hours You get to run over the bridge legally though yeah that's I mean that'd be quite cool Well then sadly not in the clip on that's on the clip on yeah it's on the clip on Yes oh yeah yeah they can't close the whole bridge yeah oh I thought there's what happens yeah Um just just to it's really something really quickly and it's it's bugging me What? Aaron's wearing a half a jacket today no but he's like been a low key half a stand for ages Oh people are losing their jobs man a model is crying on the internet No, he's a poor model No have you not seen that? I've not seen the most recent update No what's the most recent? They released another statement I read it the other day and I'm obviously a lady from other no so they've got a PR company on board now the late but anyways uh I'm paraphrasing here the funnel and basically they were saying we uh used a forensic investigator to detect if we used AI and it's come back that we haven't and I'm like where's the receipts then show the evidence who is the forensic investigator but also if it's the model's not AI who is it who's Who's it yeah just say what is it yeah that's not that hard okay it was me I'm the model Aaron's the model yeah he's getting my gears your daily dose of teagin fame and Nixon the my morning crew catch up podcast um uh she got some headlinks Oh my goodness Check out some of your top stories from over the weekend that's just been now we have some fantastic news what you got to hit our shores who are not there to uh hmm pods are back and the supermarkets again oh no get all potty pods remember the movies man that was also good too yeah man Mars pods are officially back the snack returns to all New Zealand shelves from tomorrow to celebrate world chocolate day oh so they're only back for that or maybe today maybe today that's today all three flavors Mars Snickers and Torses they're making a comeback after being discontinued in 2021 Mars says fans were very patient and very vocal with nearly 8,000 people signing a petition to help bring pods back see that's bad from whoever did the research at the start thinking that no one was buying them so you discontinued them hot was it a marketing ploy the whole time say they leave them people bogged by them they stopped making them for a period of time but like someone bought pods to one I got the other day now you go to certain stores you can get them because they just import them straight from England off from all I see get the flavors overseas too both are bloody delicious to tell you that there is acting like parallel import for our help man we know if you go to those like random shops that uh sell things in bulk what do they call like crackerjack in that crackerjack yeah she finds stuff like that in there Gilmore's yeah wait you've been to a crackerjack of course I have oh no now when he makes a center yeah no but that's so you think you're a crackerjack I haven't been there in a while did you get lost no I didn't actually find out sometimes dad go in there and get a bulk clipped in iced tea yeah yeah yeah love love love that's got random flavors of monster and red ball in there and crackerjack and crackerjack they sell like ruffler in them on one side there it's kind of like a parallel import that doesn't like Tommy Hulfig I've seen them inside the yeah yeah yeah oh little Tommy my love I'm a Puma T shirt with the big Puma attached to them like they like Puma pants oh she back don't you draw your jokes on I'm a day come on man ever why don't you follow sitting you guys all giggle go no don't again don't again I'll give you the laugh you deserve you're doing okay okay so they sell Puma T shirts in there yeah do they have Puma pants turn your mic going Aaron you're the teacher's running next to the iron one to say they're you saying no no no no no we're doing third time lucky and we all make it sound as synchic okay all right so they sell Puma T shirts in there what about Puma pants see look at that teamwork that was god man you even hear the page in his love from his back yeah so my morning crew catch up podcast all right we're gonna play if you don't know now you know coming up next they've shake they've shook hands we have it's a good shake yeah yeah yeah we'll start with a practice quick act to Adam Saddle made a surprise appearance to officiate Taylor Swift and Travis Custie's wedding at Madison Square Gardens over the weekend here's a question which character does Christopher McDonnell play in happy guild box beam shoot him again it is shoot him again but done man he's not gonna watch number two still got to watch number two oh my god shoes in it in a big way yeah he's in it yeah he's actually just watching me you got to watch it yeah I'm a seed bad bunny so good he's so funny in it he's the caddy game yeah yeah he's actually in there is in Travis Kelsey in there moving to five isn't a link there oh and Adam said yeah yeah that's why he wrote that Christian yeah good point oh true because Adam said that why okay I was going for the niche reference yeah yeah Adam's the main guy is happy happy the bro from SNL that's from the Dominican Republic what's his name oh um cow I'm keeling I've never watched SNL I never watched the whole thing I jump carried basically he has this one line that I love and he goes I love my hill I love my hill silent J all right book quiz up next up mine your daily dose of tegan fame in Nixon the my morning crew catch up podcast here we go now you know you're welcome to it man it's your daily quiz a few things that are like Karen affairs and then producer Aaron puts a question alongside it yes they're set of three they got the dub so it goes man these questions once again put together by maybe producer Aaron producer Aaron producer Longer producer bad boy Alan also knowing as producer I was like hey don't don't extend yourself too much there yeah man engage you call engage you call um you guys ready yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right here we go question number one play along if you're listening to the show today man just warm up your brain here we go a crash-bridge couple um reached uh resorted to taping up their cars to protect them from wayward balls after a local golf club urge this members to keep their shots on the course oh wow so a lot of people okay probably weren't hitting the ball straight slicing it yeah pick up any again man yeah or pulling it and then uh it's going over to other people's properties your question today how many shots under par is an eagle oh three no eagle yeah eagle eagle four no under par depends what the power one no eagle are two yes two oh yeah we wish we had anyone's game there so there's a part four if it's a part four four would be a part a three would be a birdie two would be an eagle yeah one one would be a whole one and ace. Ace. What's an Albert chose? No, I was just saying a bit. No, there is one that's an Albert chose. There would be if it's a par five and you get it. Two. Two. Oh, yeah. All right, here we go. Question number two. Liam Lawson scored points, placing six in the British Grand Prix. This morning one. Done, Liam. Lastly, I'm going to the opposite. Closer sounds to one. So OK, down for this one. How many countries are in the Commonwealth? Three, two, one, nine. Nine. 30s, the closest. There's 56. 56. She's on the board, guys. Come on, say it. She's pretty hectic, yeah? Did you say there's nine? Yeah, come on. Yeah, it's all right. OK. It's tied up. That's all that matters, Nixon. That is. That is all right. That's all we've got. Good game and we want to always come down to this, the tiebreaker. Yeah. All right, here we go for the final question today. A six-year-old dog named Buddy was miraculously pulled alive from the earthquake, rubble and venous weight. Wow. Nice one, buddy. Eight days after the devastating disaster. Your question today is the society for the prevention of cruelty to animals. To the tickan. RSPCA? No. Tickan, SPCA. That's the SPCA. Very nice. Wow. That's what I was saying. (Laughter) It's my turn to most of the RSA. It's my turn. Oh my gosh. There's many lives. Look up and eyes. So yes, my final. The society are for the prevention of cruelty to animal. Cruity to animals is better known by which actor in the acronym is the. Is it gonna. Oh my god. I feel like since we've rotated the questions, everybody's kind of changed up their game and they're delivering it. You know? Next time because I won't be asking the questions tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be one of you two. Next time it rolls around back to me, I'm getting my iPad. I think I need it bigger, right? (Laughter) My, my, my, my, my, my, my clothes. Right, I'm close. Yeah, I go for it. Yeah. The My Morning Crew Catch-Up Podcast. Cruity, we hear some thoughts and feelings, they're diary. Now as a man, there are certain expectancies, certain stereotypes that I'll put up on. Put up on. Put on your shoulders before you even take your first breath. Now one of them, especially in a relationship, is if you partner, get scared of something, you'll mean to be the man that steps up and reassures them, gives them that comfort, right? So I'm inside the kitchen last night. It's late at night before we go to bed. My Mrs goes in and she's meant to close the curtains inside. I'll bedroom, close the windows. I'm in the kitchen and all I have is just this big scream. And the scream sounded like there was a man who had broken into the house hiding behind the curtains. And when I ask you, "What's the matter? What's going on?" She goes, "There's a bug on the curtains." I go, "Oh." I get mad at her, I get aggravated. Baby's only a bug, relax. I walk into the room. She's on the ground because she collects because she's just so fearful she's paralyzed from the legs down. I get to tell her, "Get out." But here's the thing, I hate bugs too. You know? I'm scared of bugs. But on the outside, I have to act calm. On the inside, I'm like, "You better not jump. Don't you jump. Don't you run, don't you jump on me." Don't you jump on me. I get closer to bloody cricket. My thought is, "How can I capture this?" So I've got a siphon on hand and I've got the lid to a pot. And my idea is, travel with the siphon, pop it together, take it outside. Pop it in when I put it on there, the siphon, the bug goes to the top and it jumps onto my shoulder. My mrs. goes, "Yeah, carry him." I'm like, "Yup, open the door, open the door." I got outside, flick it off. Jobs take care of. But it reminds me that Douglas Wilson once said, "If boys don't learn, learn." Men won't know. That's all for today, good night, dead dog. Oh, that's a quote. If boys don't learn. Men won't know. Men won't know. Because men are just boys that have just had birth, they're saying. Yeah, that's it. Fender. Fender. I hate a bug. Who's responsible for it in your house? I mean, you're in the, the one who does it. No, it's pretty equal responsibility. Here's the thing, I looked in a flat with girls for years and so I had to become the man of the funny. So, my old flat used to get cockroaches and shit like that. And so I would do it. I just wanted out. I don't like them, but I don't. But where we live, because we're by the bush, we sometimes get some bugs. Yeah. And we get some big, fat cockroaches. But they just, and they just creep out in the night time. I've seen them in the morning, I give them a wee spray. Yeah. And then that's it. That's all it is. I don't freak out. Is this going to do anything? A life hack next time. There's like a cicada or something in your house or bug in your house. Oh, was it a cricket? I think it was a cricket. It's the ones that jump, gee. I don't know, like cockroaches? They look like wetters, eh? Yeah. Big ass lows. Bro, the vacuum cleaner. Oh, I don't think. Just use the vacuum cleaner. No, I don't think my vacuum would do the job. I just put it up in the roof, then I pushed about it, it sucks it up, and I got it side, then I let it free. I've been watching this tricky that quit her corporate job and then moved to Zimbabwe in the jungle. And sometimes she finds like big spiders, she finds snakes, like pythons and stuff, and I'm like, you know what? I don't care about the cockroach anymore. Yeah, I know. It's not a big deal. It's living in ours at the moment. She's got a head of a bunch of huntsmen spider eggs and a chod of her econ unit. So she was sleeping in her spare room, you know? And I just go, you know what could be worse, could be worse. Speaking of snakes, remember my friend Cedric Sioux forgot bit by Brant Snake? Yeah, a New Zealand. Nah, Gold Coast. Oh, Gold Coast. Yeah, there was hiding in the sand. That did, that did, right? Dr. Ced, the only reason he survived, is because he was fat. He had to have nine antivenom. I don't find the snake going to get there. Honestly, type Cedric Sioux for in Google and the new story will come up. It's so funny, yeah. He has this curtain, it goes, all I felt was my heart go boom, boom, boom. Oh, Vingle boys. The My Morning Crew catch up podcast. It is my the hottest hip hop in our RV. Shut it, place. Shut it. Shut it. Yapa, yapa, yapa, yapa. Have you guys seen the video? Oh, this is so funny. Yeah, we told you about it on Friday. Shut it, place. Shut it. That's going to be a little bit of the premise of this one here, for now. Oh, the weekend just been. I'd like to consider myself decently close with my boyfriend's mates, which is called. Yeah. You know, we'll become friends. I know that's still his friends, but you know, we'll become friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's pretty normal for me to receive a DM or whatever from them, maybe a little joke or whatever. Yeah. But you're in, you're in. No, I think. Over the weekend though, I received two different messages from two different friends, completely unrelated to each other, but had a very common theme. And yeah, and what do you think both of us friends could be messaging me about? Shhh. Any theories? Ring? Yeah. Great work. Great work. They're carrying it. Clothes. Clothes. Outfits. So the first message I received was I was messaging one of us friends. He'd done a half over in the Gold Coast. So I was saying congrats, blah, blah, blah. And then. And then he sends me a video of Bailey with our friends baby. Oh, yeah. And I was like, this is really random. This is, because I knew the videos from weeks ago. And then all he said was he's ready. Yeah. That's a huge reading. So it's one friend. Yeah. The next day, out of nowhere, I get a DM from another one of Bailey's friends. And it says, "Baba has sent you photos." And I opened the message, three photos of Bailey with another baby. Oh, God. And then it just says, "I said stop. Don't send me this." You'll be with me, and he said, "That's the point. I want to be another uncle. Like I want to be uncle." And I'm like, "These two boys aren't colluding. They don't know they've both sent me this similar message." Right. Is it a coincidence or is it a pattern? Yeah. But what I would like to say is guys, shut it. Because it takes two to tango, guys. It takes two people to make baby. I'm gonna say it's not right. I'm just done off on really yet, guys. And that's okay. Don't be prishing into these things, Teaks. I'm not feeling prischer, but I'm just like, why is he run up saying it? What am I missing? Yeah. What do I mean other than the money thing? That's money. That's money? Is this money? Yeah. And it's time too. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to see being a parent. Like I only show you guys the good sides man. But man, that's hard. That's hard. Oh yeah, obviously. Raising a human being isn't meant to be easy. And the finance thing these people are saying, oh, I've got to save to be a parent. Honestly, it doesn't matter how much money you have, it's too hard. Oh really? Yeah, it's too hard. Because you got all the money. No, I don't. Yeah, because you got tons of money. Funnily saying it. You get that ton of wonder. Nixon still has issues. And he's got so many serious as this bank account. No, no, no, no, no. You're going to be fine. You'll figure it out. Because of my head, I'm like, I feel like, yeah, you've got to save to be a parent. You don't. People make it work, man. Have you seen how little women get paid for mat leave? It's like $500 a week. Your back wasn't broke, had friends were like eight kids and they're still making it work. And so help me understand why something like PBR paid parental leave that you get. So, you know, you pay taxes to, you know, for these things to be available to you when you need them. Yeah. Why does PBR get taxed when it's paid for by taxes? I know. And maybe that's a really like surface level understanding of what it is. But I'm like, why would something get double taxed? Yeah, just tell people what the tax amount is. Yeah, you're like the available amount is like $700. But after tax it's $550. Yeah, why are we taxing it? Just say it's $550. You're making just taxed through for Nando, imagine having six kids. Yeah. I got you a full Fernando wrap it up, mate. Nando, Nando. You were the exact person that I was thinking of. But I didn't want to out you like that. That's why I said eight. So, finally, taxed up some four six. Sorry, give us a call. I'm going to win my, so I handed nine four six six two four. When did you just want to say, hey, shut it. Shut it, please. Shut it, please. I just want to have some more double income. No kids alive for me, please. Yeah. And yeah, Vingy. So it's more than just kids, it's just whenever you've. - You just told someone to say shut up. - Yeah, just shut up, hey. - Shut up. - Shut up. - All right. - Get in touch, my father, who needs to shut up. - We're talking about, when did you want to say to people, shut the place? - Shut up, hey, hey, hey, hey. - 'Cause at the moment, I need to shut it, 'cause man, the fact that more than once this weekend, I've been sent photos of my man with various babies from his friends being like, "Nah, he's ready." - Would you be up sent though if you got pregnant before marriage? - No, I'm not like that. It's not like that. - You would rather be married first. - I don't really care. I'm not that traditional, but I do like the idea, just because of my parents' sister. - Yeah. - But it's not a deal, Baker. - 'Cause it'll be awkward. I know how passionate you are about family. It'll be awkward there. Babies got the same name as dad, and then you're the only one who's been there. - Oh no, we're not married, are we? - Oh, I understand. - Oh really? That's a good rule. - I like it. - Honestly, oh, if you say that to man. - That's a power move, man. - It is a power move. If we're not married, I'm like, oh sorry, well then my last name, 'cause I get death toll. - Yeah, I bet this time. (laughing) And you want to say that. - And you put the nine months in. - And we'll say go, oh, oh, you, you, you, get lost, get my, (laughing) - You don't know. - That's not my personal experience, but that's just like a time that helps. - I like that movement. That's a good movement. - Well, it's just a good movement. - You don't marry, you know? - 'Cause what's the biggest thing that you lose when you have a good time? - Time. - Time, yeah, time. - See, you want to be on your own clock. You don't have to, you don't want to have to pack 17 bags. Go out with the kid. I mean, it sounds good, but honestly, taking sons of the more is like packing for an international trip. - Yeah. - I said it at home, 'cause the boyfriend went out. He was watching some rugby games. And I was just doing it by myself. I said, I said in silence. I said in silence for a couple hours. I wouldn't get that. I wouldn't get that if I was a mother. - Yeah, true. - Yeah, so I ticked some four-six week- - Yeah, true. - I was a court, I 800 with my. So I ended nine four six six two four. Is there anyone you want to say shut up, like? - Yeah, it's TXL four-six week- government needs to shut their fat lips through the mouth. - I take that fat guy. - It's time to turn around. There's another tax at this rate. Why are we even paying for the police? - Mm-hmm. - Let's just make policing volunteer work like back in the day and save ourselves another tax pool. - You know what, if we're talking about taxes, police is probably not the first thing I'd cut. - Yeah, there's a few other things you can do. - Yeah, I did. - We've got a tax before that. I'm kind of thinking of. - You've got deeper like reasons of why you want the police to get cut out. - Hey, TXRX, cut the cops. - We're that government tax man. - I honestly, I love New Zealand politics. That's always been my thing, hey. - Why? - But I'm straight up and I'm not trying to encourage anybody to follow my way. - I don't think I'm gonna vote. - Huh? - Tell you what it's for you. - No, no, no, but if you don't vote, you can't complain for the next three years, brother. - But I probably still will, but. - No, but you actually don't, you lose your right. You full fit your right if you don't actually vote. - I don't know if it's the same with everybody else, man, but every party's giving me a headache. - I don't know, as parties are pretty good these days. - It's a way, sir. - I was at a market, you say? There's a poor guy from Actors, hand out flies. The amount of the rejections he got. Including me saying, no. - No, not for me. - No, thank you, not for me. - Yeah. - But also, like, appreciate the hustle, but just like, no. - Man, it was awkward at Aventail Market when I saw your uncle. They had New Zealand first and top party tents right next to each other at Aventail Market. - Oh, you suck, Mosul. - And where was Uncle Sin? - Oh, you're the one. - Directly looking at them both. - What are you got for me? What are you on a change? Can I chuck somebody up in the mix to shut it? - Oh, I went to the gym on the weekend, eh? - Yeah. - Willis and Amber Alatini. They needed to just shut it for a bit. - Why would they do? - Why are they coming at them? - Not so much Amber, more Willis. He was DJing a class at any time of fitness and morning side. And I was like, man, not all DJs need a microphone, man, stop trying to MC over the top of you. I'm trying to put my, you're overpowering my noise and I'm just kind of cancelating, um, - cancelating? - Ew! - Ew! - Ew! - I can still hear you. - Yeah, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. You think about DJ Savir, right? - Yeah, never. - He doesn't speak, he has an MC. - What, Willis is done. Two breads, one's done. - Yeah, nah. - I see what you're doing, I respect the class, Willis. - Two, one, let's say, but just turn the volume down a little bit. - Oh, gosh. - So there's a different gym. - So there's only other MC'd ones. That's at the Outback in Hamilton. - And what do you say? - What? - What's your hands up? - You ready? - Here it comes. - When I say, hey, you say, two, one. - Yeah. - I'll never forget, I'll never forget. Do you just say, "Name me." He said, "Name me." He hit the song and he said, "Watch this." And then he played this remix of "Filework by Katy Perry." And he ran away crazy, but he was like, "Watch this." - He needs the sh-- I don't know. - He needs the sh-- I don't know. - He needs the bear, I love that guy. - He needs the bear, too. - Also, I'm taking a good point before, and I'll talk with this one. - Talk with this one. - I'm listening, bro. Everyone needs to shut up about what that card till 8 o'clock, man. All the ticks that are coming through about what that card-- - I said that off here. We're asking for ticks for the topic of hand, and I'm going to just tick some of the cards. I told you 8 a.m. - 8 a.m. - 8 a.m. - What that card thinks is the exact same thing. - It's all you doing. Really, please pick me. Please pick me and ring me. - I'm not going to book you now. - I'm here in you. I'm here in you. - All right. - Keep up with the crew. - The My Morning Crew Catch Up podcast. - She's going to some of your top stories from over the last weekend. It's just been a new demographic study suggests. A record number of people are on track to never ever get married, as marriage rates continue to fall. So about 20% of adults are projected to never get married. It's pretty yes. - Is that their choice or do you think that they-- - Obviously. - Or do you reckon they've just conceded to the fact that nobody wants to be with them? - I don't think so. - I don't think so. - There's plenty of people that are together. For really, really long time. Like a really, really long period of time and choose not to get married. - Yeah, good point. - Yeah. - So researchers project around one and four of today's young adults will still have never married. By the time they reach their mid-40s or mid-50s, that's the highest level ever recorded. Experts say delayed relationships, financial pressures and changing attitudes toward marriage are all driving the trend. We don't need to get married anymore. - No, you're ready to go. - You know, it's-- - But I wouldn't take it back though. - I'm going to go back to the first one. - But I wouldn't take it back though. I really enjoyed my wedding day. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It was like a super sized birthday. - True. - Yeah. - More guests than you plan for. - But my guest list would totally change now. - Yeah. - It's a moment in time. And I think that's the problem of it. You know, because like a year's later, you look back and you're like, "Actually, I don't even really miss with that person anymore." - 'Cause what, what year did you get married? - 2013. - Like, oh, I was year 12 in school. - Mm-hmm. - And you got married? - 2013. - Yeah. - I mean, what's changed? - They haven't gotten any, I don't think weddings have gotten any cheaper. - Nah. - Some people just are lope though, eh? - Yeah, a lot of people do these days. - They just get a lot more money. - But even that's expensive, man. - 'Cause they just have to try and fly there to get to your wedding. - Oh, do you have to have guests? - You don't have to, I'll lope overseas. - Oh, you can go to the wedding. - I'll lope things just doing it in secret. - Yeah, true. - Yeah. - True. - But if you wouldn't have ordered flowers on a normal day, 20 bucks, say they're for a wedding, 200 bucks. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So is it worth just not saying? - I reckon. - It's gonna get a bit of a swarray. - You've got a bit of a swarray. - Yeah, family reunion. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What do you want of these white flowers for family reunion? - Yeah. - Nana's favorite. - Yeah. - Good call, good call. - So there you go, if you never get married, it's pretty normal and it's becoming the norm. - Taken fame in next set. - The my morning prune. - Kia ora. - And one of the greatest things about working in this team is each of us have walked different life. - Yeah. - Each of us have got here with different parts. Nine times at a 10, when you take their path back to how we were brought up, there's always some differences there. Okay, now a couple of weeks ago, we spoke about how certain things growing up as brown, blue errands mind, okay? And we called it Puzzle the Pallang. - It was like dipping toast into your cup of tea. Just having bread with every meal. - Bread with every meal. - Yeah. - But from that conversation, we were talking about how our table used to look growing up and I used to say, yeah, you'd get the knives and forks out, the little table mat for your plates and whatnot. And then you'd have the butter on the table in the container with the little on the side. Okay. And you'd sit your knives on there. But Aaron comes to the table and this is what we're calling today. Bamboozled me as a brown person. - Yes, so I was bamboozled by how you had the butter on the table. I was puzzled as a parlor. - Yes. - Because in our household, we had a butterbale. - What? - I've never heard of that in my life. - Do you bring it to the gypsies? - I'm not making a thing butterfee. - Butterfee. - You need more juice. - And then he spreads it on your toast. - No. - So basically a butterbale is like a little bell. - No, I'm trying to look at the word. - Like a ramekin? - Little ramekin. Thank you, like a big ramekin. And then it's got a lid on it. And then on the lid is like an upside down cup. And in that cup you put your butter in there, right? And then you fill up the ramekin with water. And then you put the cup in there. - It's like a lot of it. - Basically, it keeps-- - Just like breadable butter. - It keeps the butter soft and fresh. Like it doesn't like, and it keeps like hygienic, you know? - Okay. - Wait, so you wouldn't just have a block of butter still in the wrapper that you just leave out so it goes soft? - No, well then you're gonna get like, like, jumes and stuff like that. - Why don't you stop like that? - So this keeps it like so. - I'm eating ground bread. - It keeps soft and soft. If you wanna see what it looks like, text bell on the floor. - It's a little bit thick. - It's a butter bell. - Yeah, but it's kind of hard to describe. So there's a picture if you text bell on the floor. - We just had, you know, we just, you could put it in a little click like, guys. - Click click. - Cool. - Click click. - Systema. - Oh, see if it's, the stem is crazy. - No. - What's wrong with the stem is? - We didn't have via the ice cream container. - No, no, repurposing thing. - You know the butter thing that you have in the fridge. - Yeah. - That thing would be removed. - Just taking it out and put on the table. - You just leave that covered. - And that's only if you have butter. If you have margarine, that like you just came up. We'll just end up on the dining table. - Now we have like a little butter dish. - Butter dish, yeah. - You know, you know the margarine, right? Like let's say, meadowly, you know, it comes in 500 grams. I set the storm. This is how our table looked against, nah, kill, we didn't have that. Good, what'd you have? They had the catering butter on their table. You know the five kilo that you can get? (laughing) - I don't know. - I think that's the most moldy thing I've ever had them say. Nah, kill. - Nah, kill. - We used to have the little butter container. - Look at how many people are texting through bowel. - I'm very interested. - I feel like the butter bowel is not a normal thing. - No, it's not. - No, it's not. - 'Cause like I wouldn't say you grew up exactly the same as Aaron Teigen, but like if you haven't heard of it, then that's definitely just a rich thing. That's definitely just an Aaron thing. - Yeah. - I don't know. - Okay, now, 'cause you didn't grow up with the dry bag, did you Aaron? - No, we didn't have dry bags. - Can I just chuck something else in the mix? 'Cause butter is like, that's, - Top tier. - That's rich person flicks at the moment. You're flicksing if you can just out there just go by butter. But, but I've been so expensive, if you've still got money to buy a butter bowel, which the cheapest one I can find online is $85, then you're not worried about butter prices. - Gee, do you know how you can make a homemade one? You get like a ramican, and then you get a smaller ramican and just put it in the side. That's basically the same thing, right? 'Cause cold water underneath. - Like a plastic bowl. - Yeah, a plastic bowl. (laughing) - Oh, you can just put the bottle in the system, or with hot water. - And just mouth-saving. (laughing) - So, this morning, fine, I wanna know, if you grew up like Aaron. - Okay. - What's something that was normal to you that would bamboozle a brown person? (laughing) - Even if you are brown. - Even if you are brown, yeah. - But you just grew up with something just to be like me. - Yeah, I know that other people didn't grow up like this. - You always had a friend that was just doing a little bit better than you. - Yeah, yeah. - You know what a means to it, they would have certain luxuries that you would only experience if you went to the house. So, let us know. Also, Aaron's gonna tell us what a meat-safer's next. (laughing) - Curiousity. - No judgment here. Just wanna hear different perspectives on this thing we called life. - Because we all came to one place, man, but our journey and pathway will be different. - I wanted to know, if you grew up like Aaron. - Okay, and by that I mean, you know, both parents were in their household. Both had good jobs. - There's no shame in that. - No shame in that. You know, probably had a two-story house. - Yeah. - Once upon a time. (laughing) - She's like tick, tick, tick. - Things that were normal to you, but Mike Bamboozle the Browns. And we started off with Aaron talking about the butter bell, which still blows my mind, 'cause apparently it was priced at $80, but he can found one for five bucks. - No, no, there's a beautiful one on Moana Road, Dakota and said by the Marty artist, Mediama Grace Smith. There's a ceramic butter bell for FUSY 399. - Oh, the moldy's actually making them. - That's awesome. - She does some good ceramics, right? - Yeah, that's a lot of market. - That's great artist. Someone's texted said Mason Butter Bell, $30 at pharmacy, yeah. - Oh, wow. - There you go. - Okay. - I bought a butter conditioner, little ceramic base with a lid, but it was too small for the average block of butter. And I had to cut the top one third of each block because I refused to admit to my wife that I had bought another thing without firstsussing it out properly. (laughing) - Nice. - Now like that. Aaron, can you tell us more about this thing you call the meat safe? - So we grew up in like an old farmhouse in Blenem, right? And this house was sold that it was around before fridges existed. So we had this thing that would stick out the side of the house, the side that didn't get any sun called a meat safe. And it was like a little pantry that would like have mesh on it. So the coolness of outside would get inside and that's where you'd put your meat before you had fridges. - Well, hang it. - Yeah, yeah, pretty much. But we just used it for dairy. So we'd put our butter and then put the butter ball in there. (laughing) - Go put the butter. - Put the bread in there, we'd put eggs in there and any cheeses and stuff like that. And then we'd take a fruit example of meat safe. And if you want to see what that looks like, it takes a safer, for six to three. - I don't know, there's something about the way that you grew up just screams, I'm like, "Armage." - Or Gloriaville. - Do you have a chest freezer? (laughing) - Yes, we do. - Yeah, we have that. - That was a flex. - I know that's a bit of a flex. - That's a flex. If you've got a chest freezer and you can keep it running, or because the power that that thing takes, bro. - Yeah. - Now can I tell you something, that Ben Booze would meet growing up? - Oh, whoa, whoa. - Is when you go to your mate's house and you realize that they've got a game console, but they've got two control beds. - Oh, yeah. - You take a control pad. - Like the control room. - Control room. - Yeah. - But when someone has two of them, you know. - Yeah. - Oh, down we can both play at the same time. - That might be an habit. - You just have to wait. This might be a sidewood step or on the same part, but if they had a memory card too for the past, - Right, memory card. - You know, if you had to leave your PlayStation on overnight and then your old lady would come in and turn it off overnight and you have to start again, the struggles. - Ben Boozled also is when you'd go to someone's house back when dial up was a thing, and they had a separate line, so their phone would still ring while they're-- - Never had that. - None. (laughing) - But if you had two lines-- - These other things we had, never had that one too, no. - No. - We had this real rich kid at our school where they used to have three way calling. - What's three way calling? - So you could ring two people at the same time? - Did you have sky growing up, Aaron? - We didn't have sky. - Neither. - You didn't have sky? - No. - That was my rent. - Taking the plane bingo at the moment. - See, I'm with this. - I'm putting you. - See, there was some things we missed out on. - Wait, so how would you watch sport? - We did, dad would either have to watch it later on prime or go to his mate's house. - Oh, yeah, that's a real-- - That's a real-- - That's a real struggle thing. Watching the replay on prime. - That's a state of urgency. - My, my, my wouldn't allow it. - Yeah, wow. - She said, if we get sky, all you girls would do was sit in front of the TV. - Cartoon network. - Exactly. And you know what, she's probably not wrong. - Nickelodeon. - Yeah. - I don't know how I feel about this, Texas. Here's, I was brought up and ponds me. I am more pollin' Asian than anything, but I never knew you could eat wheat books cold enough. If you could cream straight from the bottle without looking at it, you would die. - Oh, you would die. (laughing) - What are you talking about? - You would die. (laughing) - That's funny, man. - The wheat books not cold. (laughing) You could do what you want, birds, your food. - I know, hey, I had wheat books cold. - No, I think most people had wheat books cold. - Yeah, some people didn't even know you could have a hot. The idea of putting water on wheat books is so weird. - That's weird, bro. - Water. - Water. - I will not, now that I'm at my age, now, in my 40s, I will not hear a bad word about wheat books. Wheat books is actually great. The gluten free one is actually quite nice. - It's a fantastic breakfast. - Yeah, wheat books is actually fire. I mean, pay your taxes, but still, you-- - Yes, sanitarium. - But your fire. - Your fire. - I know the games you guys are playing. - Yeah, I got a gift, too. - Yeah. - I got a chance, too. I still have to pay my tax. - Oh, true. - Anyway, that's a side grace, man. - Yeah, maybe the hackers. - Oh, no, church. - Oh, no church. - I'd be a great pastor. - Brian's on to something. - Mm-hmm. - I don't know, man. - My NZ Classics. - Yeah, so the classics are taking on Poverty Bay at the newly renovated rugby park in Gisborne. Saturday, 25th of July, 22 and a half weeks away. - Yeah. - You can watch it live on TV NZ, one and TV NZ Plus, and the tickets to On Sale online more details will be to follow and we'll be giving you details sort of in the coming weeks as well. - We're gonna go down. - Or they're also available at the gate on Game Day, which is cool. - Yeah, sorry, I've heard this. - Very true to the source material when it comes to grassroots rugby. - Yeah, so that's actually old school and I love that. - Yeah, so the classics team, you guys know, is made up of a bunch of older, older, older, Māori, all blacks. - Yeah. - So some of the names, you might see, Hika Ali. Steven Donald. - Yeah. - Renee Ranger. Lemma Sippuong. Nick and Mitch Koswam. You know, these are the kind of names that are gonna be all amongst the fixture, but potentially we might need some more men for the team. - Yeah, so I was talking to the organisers and I was like, how's the numbers coming along? They're like, well, lemma's been useless as well. - He's busy, Lemma. Lemma's busy doing some amazing content for Sky's World. - Very happy. - Yeah, no, I saw that dude after the game on Saturday. - Yeah. - I was watching it and then Sky's randomly trying to get an interview with Adi. And Lemma's just there with that little, you know those microphones for your polls? - Yeah. - But he's trying to do his own social media last night trying to film me. - Can I just jump in real quick? Anyway, so yeah, I was talking to them and I was like, you guys got enough players that I think so. We might need some people on the bench. And I was like, let's try and find someone that thinks they've still got it. You know, it could have been a legend of their local club and try and find like a 16th man to sit on the bench. - Ooh, yeah, okay. - 'Cause as much as they've got positions, right? They all float around. - Someone's put down as a first five. - And they're just going to be in the front. - Yeah, and they're going to be in the back. - Yeah, they're going to be in the back. - Maybe any of our East Coast Kings. - Yeah, there's a couple of names that comes. Mine, there's a guy from Hamilton's name's Lee Brista. He's still got a bit of wheels. - Oh yeah. - Of a bodybuilder. - Yeah, the first ever New Zealand Bob Sled team for the Winter Olympics. - That's right, I remember that law. - He's a bit of a killer. - Oh, yeah. - So if you're interested and you want to play some footy on the 25th of July, can you text us, 463? - If we don't fill that spot because it's in Gizzy, though we just give stormers chance. - No, I've put your name down. - Oh, you put my name down? - Yeah, I'll put your name down. - No, because we're just going to run on any wager. Because we're touch judges. - No, wait, there hasn't been confirmed yet. - Oh, sure. (laughing) - But you will be there. - We'll be there. - No, I'm still waiting for them to message Aaron back to say that we can still do something. Because we put it taking forward to compensate it. - That's right, yeah. - Why am I commentating? when I don't even know the rules. That's the best part. You saw how annoyed Steve McIver got with me. - Steven, you got him. - You got him. - I'm sorry. - Steven, yeah. - He's so annoyed he got with me because I didn't know the rules. I was like, that's the kind of fun of it, bro. - Yeah, that is the fun of it. - I don't wanna commentate. - I think you're doing it with mules. - No, it'd rather be on the field, man. - Oh, you're the sixth-team player. - No, no, no, no. - On the field playing, I mean watching. (laughing) - The best seats of the house. Hey, can you get tickets to the game? - All of us can get tickets, I think. - No, 'cause I've told the family 'cause they're coming down to Narvee. - I don't know, man. I took to Aaron. - Took to Aaron, okay. - Aaron, what's the deal? So if you think you can play Texas 4.6-3, if you wanna play for the classic or black, or the New Zealand classics, and then when are you gonna find out whether or not we can be touch-judges again? - I would hope soon, because there's only a few weeks away. - Yeah. - Probably by the end of this week, I'll be able to figure it out. But it's looking pretty hopeful. They weren't totally put off by you guys last time, so. - No, we did a great job last time, exactly. - Just over the uniforms. - Yeah, let's look at the shorts and the socks. - I've gotta renew my referee license. - I don't wanna be a commentator. What if I was just a security? (laughing) - No, but you gotta, should we find you a red badge jacket, but that means you gotta look at the stand, you gotta look at the game. - I'll find a wrong, I'll find a wrong. - Physio. - I ain't touching any of those men. - Gee, we gotta sell this. - Make digging the water, girl. - There you go. - Let's find that. - Do the water, that. - Hydration. - Yeah, that'll be correct. - They'll probably have hydration breaks. - Do I have to do that? - You can just wear your ass-licks. Don't wear your good ones, you'll get grass-free. - No, I'm not wearing my good ones in Guise. - Okay, so you text us full name too, so we can look you up on Facebook to make sure you're fit. - This is your chance to have a yarn for life. Imagine scoring a try on Lima Supuanga, or whoever the poverty baby was at, you know? - You'll be on the same team as Lima. - Yeah, you'll be on the show. - And take the try. (laughing) - All right, yeah, text us 4, 6, 3. - Your daily dose of teagin fame in Nixon. - Cutter. - We want Dakar. - Thanks to NC Chief Cars. - All right, it's a far no, it is. One of them days where the whole text machine that no one can sort of move their focus away from what they're car. - 500 Texas monies has just started just for what they're car. - And they're just guesses for what they're car. So basically you need to guess all four characteristics of the mystery vehicle that only Aaron knows. And if you get all of them right, you'll get yourself the keys. So a 2018 Toyota Hybrid Jecks Corolla, plus 500 bucks cash to help you fill up the tank. - Okay. - So we've been getting into textual keys. Right now, like you've been doing it all morning, but some more have come through obviously in the last five minutes. So we will be, you've got to pick someone, Nixon, and then we'll call someone back. - We've been gangles. 'Cause again, we don't know what the car is. - So, what is it? - Hi, if you record your name and reason for calling, I'll see if this person is available. - My morning crew, what that car? - My FM. - My FM. - Chance for use. - God, I hate how people have this. - It's this new Apple Featurey. - I like it. - You've got only business issues to have. (laughing) - If you're up to nothing. - Yeah, if you're up to nothing. - I pick up your vote. - So I just make it. - You don't have to stay at time, P. - Are they gonna pick up? - Thanks. Please stay on the line. - Oh, all that's on the mission. (laughing) - They read the whole transcript. - Hello, bro, is this a business phone or is this your personal phone? - Is this a personal phone? - You have no business having that answering machine. - Okay. - It's in, please say your reason for calling. - Yeah, what were you up to? - Hello. - Okay, what's your name? - M-M-E-J. - E-J. - E-J, all right, E-J. What's your guess for what that car? - Mm-hmm. - Let's say, Nissan, (beeping) - Oh, blah, blah, blah. - Sorry, what was that? - 350Z. - 350Z. - 2007. - 2007. - What color? - That's green. - Green. - Okay, all right. - So green Nissan 350Z model and it's 2007. - Okay. - Is that that car? - Okay, E-J. - Is it a 2007? Green Nissan 350Z. - Oh. - It's not that car. - I'm sorry, E-J, it's not that car. - Oh, this is sped, it's fine. - How many did he get right? - Yeah, did he get anything right? - He got two out of four corrects. - Oh, man. - Can I give you a tip, E-Fano? Whatever you text in, if we call you back, do you need to say that? - Yeah, 'cause E-J changed it. - What do you change it? - E-J. - E-J, bro. - So potentially, because potentially that could've been another thing. Oh, we don't actually know. - Yeah. - But I see Aaron go whenever they change, he goes, (laughing) So potentially that could help, yeah. - We've taken it out of Aaron's hands 'cause we're the ones calling them. We'll just randomly call. Oh, also? - Well, I'm making a new rule. - Let's guess. - If you have one of those answer machines, we're going to the next person. - Sweet, I thought you were gonna do that anyway. - Yeah, but today's a Monday. I was like, oh. 'Cause we got more channel of the Apple feature than that. (laughing) - That's okay. - You're daily dose of Teagan Fey Minixin. - All right, guys, apparently there's rules to what color, how I'd use. - Yes. - Okay, I didn't know this. So basically what brought the stuff is, I do a podcast, called Leto Finish with Brody Can and Gracie Hitchcock. And we have like a rolling dock in which we contribute ideas. What we do on the podcast, everything much like a My Morning Crew with a name of a rolling dock. But we have sections though. - Yeah, okay. - No one messes with each other's sections. But this one is a bit more collaborative, you know. - Oh, I agree. - We've got our own sections. - This one's a little bit more collaborative. - So like, did you guys know that there were different color highlighters mean different things? - I think the only one I use is yellow. - Okay. - That's the only highlighter I use. I don't dabble. - You ever use the highlight of fame? - Green was for marking back in high school. - Oh, okay, that's interesting. - I'm green. - Green. - Who uses a pink? - Our girls. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - I think girlies like a pink one. - Yeah, exactly. - So basically, I'm in the rolling dock and obviously, Brody's been away. And so when you go on, sometimes you'll highlight something if we don't quite get to it in one show, use it in another one. Blah, blah, blah. Now, I've gone through and taken it upon myself when Gracie was sick the other week. I've gone and highlight some things that we can save for the week after because she wasn't there. And so it's kind of like, you know, it might get out. - And my thought, I thought highlight it as then like come back to that. Then we're in a planning meeting and then they're all kind of laughing like, oh, not the green highlighter, not the green highlighted text. And I'm like, what? And then they're giving each other shit about this green highlighted text. And then I really, I'm like, oh, I did that. And they're laughing and they're like, oh, no. But I never got the context or understood why what was wrong with the green highlighted. - What was the green highlighted? - I don't know, but apparently it's like a achy thing to do to you to highlight green highlighter. - Aaron highlights in green. - And he does it on our content sheets too. If you've used that content, you'll highlight a green. - Also, I was kind of, you know, you applying the same logic. But I never got to the bottom of why the green was an issue. - I still need to ask them. But I did look at what if there was an etiquette around to highlight this. - Okay, what do you find? - So maybe we could just share this over on. - And it's like a red pen thing, how you'd never do an exam in a red pen. - So I'm gonna put this in my head there for the future. So a yellow highlighter, apparently this is the industry standard for main ideas, general rules, or terms you need to read over. So if you're going through a message. - Oh, yeah, so that's yellow. - If you're using a pink or red, that's apparently for highly critical information, definitions or core concepts that require you a full attention. - Oh wow. - You can drop your highlight. - I know, I know. - But did it really get you to? - Yeah, it got me then. - The green highlighter, which is what I use. As used for example, specific cases or lists. So potentially I used it in the wrong context. - So you should have used the yellow. - Yeah, maybe. A blue highlighter often assigned to supporting explanations, a wise statement, or expectations of a general rule. - Holy. - And then if you're using an orange or purple, which I don't know if anyone's using an orange or purple, but that's frequently used for the case names, vocabulary, dates and personal notes to sound, didn't know there was any rules. - I said, no, you don't know, see a move. - I thought I'd just go, yeah, that color. I like that one today. - To make you look pretty, yeah. - Well, how many people are mucking about with a blue highlighter? - You don't use blue? - I've never seen a blue highlighter. - But you know, if you've got a pack of four, blue's in there. - Yeah. - Yeah, good point. - And it'd be a yellow, a green, a pink, and a blue, I think it would be. - Damn, if you're going to wear our stationery and buying a pack of four highlighters, you're already up to be raiding them from your work office. - Blue's good for taking. - Is it? - In your books. - Oh, wow. - Yeah. - So how do you feel now knowing that you know that information? Are you a bit embarrassed about your move? - Yeah, a little bit. And maybe I'll just change the font color. (laughing) - I'm still, I like it. - On a side of what? - What is your favorite font? - What is my favorite font? - How, how, how Vedica? - My sauce pro. - Okay, I like a how Vedica italic. I think it's nice, it's really tidy, and if you're putting on top of like a photo in yellow, like a darker yellow. - Times new Roman, can get in the rubber. - Is that your least favorite? - That's my least favorite. - And you said last week that you like winning this? - Yeah, I like winning things as well. - Are yours up there with Times new Roman? - Errol, yeah. - Yeah. - It's just a nice, it's just like a, it's really reliable. Like it's just, you old, you old faithful. - Yeah. - What's the C one? - Calibri. - Calibri. - Calibri. - That's quite nice. - Do you use italics? - So much fun. - It'd be a funny guy, I use comic sands, everything. - It'd be a funny guy. - I reckon they get far too much hate than it deserves. - It's such a mean font. - Yeah. - But also I feel like the people that hate it and openly hate it are the same people who tell you they hate Nickelback, but then they will play it. - Look at this phone. - Look at this. - Yeah. - Ma. - Hey mate, like over the weekend, I want to see if you can like outholsome myself and produce the Aaron. - Oh, what do we get? [BLANK_AUDIO] 'Cause it was a really tight competition last night when I was talking to the student about this week. And we were both trying to out-horsen each other about how our weekends went. - Okay. - And I was like, "Let's make this a segment. It's a good chance to have some "fuel good radio on a Monday. "School holidays, let's feel good about ourselves." - Who won on the end? - I don't know, man. We kinda got to stale me. - Checkmate. So I'll tell you what I did on my weekend 'cause it was pretty awesome. So Sunday morning, woke up. Sun was a wide awake at like four o'clock. Put 'em in some nice warm clothes and then we went to the Avondale market hang out with mum and dad. - Nice. - Dad told me he goes, "Sun, "today's a big day for you, feed that." He's got a bizarre pickled onion competition going there. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I know. So I don't know if I talked to you guys about this but four months ago, dad entered at the RSA, the T.R. to RSA, his pickled onion competition, five dollar entry. He got a bag of onions. And then he had to put a recipe together out of 35 people. He came fifth yesterday. - Oh no! - Five, five baby. - Five was so funny man. One lady put curry powder in her onions. - Oh, interesting. - And you gotta know your cry to the RSA. - What'd they say? - Some old-- - The two spicy. - Some old do go, "This tastes way too ethnic for me." (laughing) - Do you like a pickled onion? - After eating three of them yesterday 'cause they got to do like a fan favorite. - Yeah. - They all started tasting the same. - Love it. - Yeah, if you're in love. - I feel like you need a palette cleanser between A. - They have blocks of cheese. - Look, little cubes of cheese. - Oh, okay. - You do the vibe, pickled onions and cheese. - Yeah, but dad was real stoked. So if you entered yesterday, you got a table and you could bring your friends and family. - Oh, so-- - It was like a charity fight. - It was like a charity fight. And so me, son, mum were all there. And then your dad was pretty stoked. - He got an old noob, isn't he, man? - Really? - No, you're getting a corp table for the pickled onion. (laughing) - It was so good. But it was so awesome, but also so competitive at the same time. But I was quite proud of it then. - Well, what did Aaron do? That's comparatively just awesome. - Yeah, so I thought Aaron this. And you know when you've got that one mate, it goes, oh yeah, cool, but like-- - Oh, it's the Olympics, so I did this. - So last weekend, I bought a juicer and I finally got to use it. Finally got to use it on Saturday morning. So me and him went and played squash. Obviously, I hurt my back guys. And my back, it's really sore. And then on the way home, we stopped off at the supermarket, bought a bunch of oranges, bought a bunch of apples. Put them on the juicer and we had freshly squeezed orange and apple juice for breakfast. - That's quite cute. - That was so nice. - Do you know what's funny? - Last week, when you were making bread, now you're making juice. - Hey, here's the thing. After that, I was in my little productive buzz and I go, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna bake some bread. So bake some bread, put that in, it takes about three hours and I was like, I'll go for a walk. So we're gonna walk a long time a key drive. Beautiful day, made the most of it. Got home to the flat smelling of fresh bread. - Wow. - And then I'm like, do you not all go well with this fresh bread? Soup. So I made a tie, a tie, a fadda nut, squash, soup and it was delicious. - Oh my God, Aaron, who are you? - Mixin' wins, mixin' wins. - You left out the part where you drove all the way to Pappacuda to pick up a coffee machine that you bought. - Oh, and then I bought a coffee machine from Pappacuda and then cleaned it all up and I had a beautiful D-Calf coffee like this. - Oh my God. - Like a proper barista. - If you just left out making juice, there would be real wholesome. - Mm-hmm. - If you just sleep there making juice, squeezing oranges, I think-- - I need to do more with my weekends. - No, but I feel like anybody who buys a juice machine uses it twice and then it ends up taking up real estate and you cover it. - It just sits on the back and it's on the back. - It just sits on the back. - Yeah, then we went for breakfast and then I had some quiet time and then my sister and my mother and I came over to watch the rugby. - Thank you. - Then Sunday, what do we do? Oh, we went on a little Sunday day. - See? - We've got some. - We've got some little toilet brushes for the bathroom. - Oh, yeah. - I love it. - It's top tier. - How awesome was your week? - Well, it wasn't. - I went to the in-laws for a little dinner party with the crowd being about north of 60 years old. - In Funga Pador. - In Funga Pador, yeah. - We've got our cheese and crackers to everybody. - Nice. - No, to think of it, I was a bloody waiter. - Famous. - Famous. - Oh, actually, I'm fine. - Famous. - We had a games night for Mel's leaving, doing a queen from behind. - Yeah, no. - Well, sorry, me and Aaron went. That was a pretty wholesome start to the weekend and it only got better and better. - Yeah, I love that. - Some texts have come through here. This is just eating a whole cake counter. As a wholesome weekend, I'll say it and I needed it. - Hopefully everything's all right. - You okay? - A bit of a spot. - The sexiest is not sure if this would count as wholesome, but worked just over 20 hours on the weekend since I'm a waiter and then hit the gym for an hour and it was really good because I was sick for an entire week and it was great to go back and get some type of routine. - Yeah. - That's pretty cool. - That's wholesome, man. You'll see your focus in when you, you know. - This one's-- - 'Cause you can't love anybody else until you love yourself. - That part. - That part. - You tell 'em, King? - Yeah, hold some mixin' me. - This is my partner and in laws were out of town for work, but their little daughter stayed back because she had rugby. So on Saturday I went to watch her play, got her a fade drink when she scored. Afterwards I went back to their place and cleaned up their house, did all the laundry, dried up, folded it and when they got back home, house was clean and everything was neat and tidy. They loved it. - That's pretty wholesome. - John, I don't know, man. - Do you think she do that, John? - Folding other people's washing is crazy. - Yeah, hard. Especially when it comes to like underwear and stuff. - Yeah. You know. My dad does our washing. He always leaves mom. - He always leaves mom. - This is-- - Yeah. - He little fame. - What's he's done? You just grabbed Nicholas out. - The brown. - Yeah. - Yeah, very. - It's fine. - I would never fold another person's brown. - No, all like-- - They're actually super easy to fold. It's just like in half, but don't. - I don't even do serous washing. I do my washing and I leave her onto the side. - That's actually selfish. - She carried your child for nine months. - She really did. - Yeah. - I'm washing it as close. - It's just the subtle reminder who runs the house, eh? - Yeah. - Maybe he's having lots of washing, eh? Like it's not big, but there's lots. - So much. - And he's been a literal moipie at the moment. - Why? - I'm a person to be-- - I saw her. - I've had to put two nappies on him before he gives the sleep. - Wait, so you get a thing? - Double up. - Yeah, double up, man. - Maybe he's just wriggling a lot. - Yeah, but still, man, it's like, hey, come on, bro. Like, I know you don't understand yet, but you can't grab like this. If you start going to school and you're pissing your pants, you're going to get teased and your dad's not here for that. - That's why. - Someone as a child who puts their pants. - When did you stop pissing your pants? - No, no, too late, too late, bro. - I still wake up and I dream that I peed, and then I woke up and I peed. - No, that's the gate. - That's the gate. - Yeah, that's the gate. - Let's stop and get the cinema story. - One of them is cinema. - Watching Nania. It was a really good part, and I was busting, and I just weed. I don't think I ever taught my parents that. I was like sick for semen. And then I just weed, but I had a jacket on, so I just wrapped it around my waist and I never knew. I peed in the cinema because the Nania scene was too good. - Is that maybe that good? - I was, bro, I was semen. - Yeah. - What are you gonna do? - True. - If I would have missed so much good stuff, if I had gone to pee. - Yeah. - Aaron. Are you sure they didn't notice? Well, they didn't know. Surely you know from the start. - Well, hey, what's wrong? - She's quite hydrated. - I feel like I've never, I never, I never heard anything about it. - Never heard anything about it. - Oh, look at this. - But there was a random seat in a parmesinol cinema that was pissed on by me. - That would not be the only chair pissed on in a parmesinol cinema. - Exactly, God. - There's more things happening there, so it's fine. - Someone went to the Kumi Chicken and Perch show. - No, that's wholesome. - That's wholesome. Someone got their kids back from the government. - Oh. - Thanks, Hannah. - Good luck that one. - That's just the way. - Oh, someone got their kids back in there. - Look at that wholesome air. - I love that. - Does that one? - Yeah. - Is that the most wholesome was pickled onion stewing? - Oh, sorry, I forgot. Something else that I did over the weekend. - Did you do? - When I watched my neighbours' kids play rugby for Ponsan Biponi. - Are they any good? - They are actually quite good. - They're super good. - With the time's pickle? - Yeah. - Man, straight away though, some of the parents coming up, asking if I could be part of the fundraiser. I was like, relax, I don't even have a kid in this team. - Do they have halftime oranges? Is that the other thing? - Yep. - Oh, nice. - Oh, also. - Man, I don't know if all clubs are like this, but Ponsan B.I. assume is quite a rich club, right? Instead of water at halftime or when they come off the field, they will get a power rate. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's different. - All right, that's why I'm sending myself. - That's great. - That's great. - My son's claiming it. - Extra hydration. - Your daily dose of teagin' fame in Nixon. - The My Morning Crew Catch-Up podcast. - Rover, music, radio, podcasts.