Frustration continues as Man Utd only manage a point against 10-man Spurs

Hello, good evening and a very warm welcome to the Old Trafford Gantry and to the Gary Neville podcast Gary We're sitting here having just watch Manchester United lead Tottenham Hotspur again Tottenham Hotspur go down to ten men and Manchester United fell to hold on and spurs getting their first away goal of the season That's only half the story though, isn't it? I know that you were pretty alarmed by what you saw from Michael Carrick side today Yeah, I think Michael Carrick was too. There was just a shot at the end wasn't the way we were on him for probably 20 seconds And it wasn't a big shake of the head, but you're just Have I done it enough? Yeah, well, 20 seconds. Yeah, just he just and you could see that sort of you know Sometimes when the eyes when you look deep into the eyes and you can see that there's a Yeah, it was it was worrying it was worrying because I think that the three-week break Was the reset moment. This was the start of a big period of games that you said at eight games in 28 days going to Madrid on Tuesday going to Elham Road next Sunday and What I really would have expected today for Manchester United was a really enthusiastic energetic performance from minute one Football you can you can draw you can lose games But it's the way you win them. It's thought I say it's the way you lose them. It's the way you draw them And if you think about the first 20 minutes of the match if you just break it down into its parts the first 20 minutes to the match Spurs should have been tuning up Sri Lanka has a chance after basically I think two or three minutes Cudos has a chance I think 2022 minutes and I think you see deserving at rage thinking why have we not saying? They were brilliant in that first 20 minutes, but we'll come on to spurs shortly But for Manchester United to come out like that after three weeks All the talk three weeks ago About Manchester United about the energy against full and about the lack of running about the high intensity stats You're thinking right there's going to be a response there's going to be a reaction because there is nothing really worse that anybody can say about you in football than you Don't work as hard as you should and you don't run as hard as you could that is As that's a really I'm going to come in on that because of what was well publicized about what you said about the lack of running last time out Did you notice significant improvement today in that department at all? Look, I didn't see an enthusiastic energetic performance from those red shirts for an hour and Spurs should have been three or four years up I think when believe it came on and zirxie came on and dialogue came up more believe in midfield I think it lifted the crowd. I think that brought a bit of energy and enthusiasm But I said two or three weeks ago on this podcast The energy and enthusiasm is just the sort of very basic foundation of your working life For everybody in the world you've just got to demonstrate that enthusiasm and energy to want to do your job and Not the no doubt in that first half of the game. There was a lack of confidence as well I'd extend alarm has been outstanding since he's come to Manchester United And I was really worried when they signed him as a young goalkeeper You know, obviously an honor had a very difficult time and you think that is not a spot for a young person That's a spot for a really experienced guy. You can sort of handle this stadium and the the moment that the club are in But he was so calm and composed last season But there was definitely a moment in that first half where he said I don't want the ball and Manchester United played it back to him because I got the start at half time didn't we? Manchester United played it back to him in that first 24 minutes 13 times and then I think after he said that I think they played it back to him once in the next 20 minutes now They were passing it back to him far too many times and he's saying I don't want the ball could be him meaning I don't want the ball there in that moment. It might not be that I don't want the ball So let's just be clear But that was definitely something that was he was lacking confidence and you said he looked nervous Didn't he after that first minute when he played that passing to me field and there's no doubt in those red shirts out there I thought you're all short a little bit of something at right back in terms of tenacity Not necessarily quality, but tenacity. I thought couldn't you just showed a little bit on that left wing But the rest of them look really really sort of in the shell Almost like in hi-benation almost a little bit like This is this is this is difficult for me and that's the worrying bit for Michael cow There's two worrying parts the enthusiasm the energy and the fact the confidence and the belief all that's wrapped into one Because sometimes when you're lacking in belief and you're like confidence, you can then lack enthusiasm and energy so they are tied together sometimes And then the second part of it was that Spurs just looked a better team and That's becoming more of a pattern when you watch man's united play that the other team looks like they know what they're doing More than man's united to do bright and here you were here in the bright and the car about cut bright And you could just help the patterns of play. I thought taught them had really good patterns of play in the game in the first half They dominated in midfield so just two things confidence and belief link to energy and enthusiasm which will wrap into one sort of book it or Throw it into one book it and the next one is that the fact that man's united They're okay on the counter attack when there's defending deep in the spring But when they're trying to break down a deep defense They don't feel like they've got those sort of what will be rip it Repetitive sort of what will be themes of understanding how to break down the defense that's hitting a little bit deeper And they run out of ideas quite quickly, and it really was a worrying performance for an hour It wasn't good enough. It was nowhere near the level I'm going to ask you you look at what happened last season as well documented Michael Carrick got a tremendous reaction when he came in 12 wins in 16 Premier League games a 75% success rate This season while coming into the game. It was a 25 one in five It's now one in six that he's won here It was already Manchester United's joint worst Premier League start coming into this The worst since before ceramics took over 40 years ago This is this is worrying territories into when you look at the the way that the seasons unfolded Particularly when I'm in spurs today obviously were bottom But I think when you look at the first five games statistically in terms of the the octo rankings for whatever their their worth But they had the easiest first guy first five game burst and they hardly took a point from it It's a real concern going into a slog the winter slog No, it is it's you going into the winter slog now where you're playing every three days the Champions League's just going to hit you And he's going to hit you hard you've got tough matches. You're going to Elham Road next Sunday all these games I'm going to need real personality and character and it needs a group of players that are resilient and at the moment You do worry about them going into that run of matches and thinking about how they're going to tackle it And how they're going to come out of it because this three week break was supposedly Just generally you think of it as being a reset moment But how you can perform like that in that first 20 minutes He's really difficult to understand because you can imagine that Michael Carrick's Retaric leading up to this match for the last four or five days with the players that he's had back and certainly on the day of the game when he's coming alive in that dressing room is lads They've come here 75,000 of them or 72,000 3000 spurs but 72,000 have come here today It's bouncing outside. It's busy. It's 5 30 on a Saturday. They've had a few drinks go for it Get at them get after them spurs a team that are lacking in confidence Make sure that we sort of hit them hard early make them realize that they're at old traffic And all that sounds very sort of what will be prehistoric and quite dinosaurous because the reality is a football That it will be won through quality of playing patterns of playing all that tactical stuff But you know something out here on this pitch You've just got to make people feel that they're coming to old traffic you have to you know, you're an old traffic You have to let them know you're an old traffic and that means you all over them your first pass your first tackle Your first header your first basically run forward has got it was really what spurs did to them. Absolutely You've got to be purpose and spurs when forget the fact that spurs were better at passing the ball They were so sharp in the tempo. They were better at winning every second ball They were quicker to the ball. They were quicker into the tackle. They were more aggressive They were braver on the ball and that Difficult to understand when you think about where Manchinite they've been in this last few weeks and what Michael Carrick and the coaching team will have been saying to them. So yeah, look It's a concern that today and when they won't want to look Which was a lot of us it was out of the blue because it was a better period in the game for Manchinite I said it'll be how Manchinite can handle and manage this last 15-20 minutes with the extra time I didn't have any confidence that they would see that game through. I think when Roberto Desurbe started to make those positive substitutions and you had Finanders, you had Madison, you had Tinali, you had Selanki, you had Savio, you had Marmouche on the pitch You had Van De Ven on the pitch. You thought they've got a goal in them by the way that lot even though they're struggling to score goals You just thought there's enough creativity and Stuff out on the pitch for spurs to think Manchinite if they defend well here. They might have to go on score a second And spurs got that back into the game and he didn't surprise me one bit that's that Tottenham hot spurs scored a goal It didn't surprise me one bit actually I'm almost expected out I actually said soon as Tottenham went to 10 men my immediate thought was Manchinite had already lost to 10 men this season And they played really poorly against 10 men and they were really passive against 10 men so Yeah, going back to where I started Michael Carrick shake of his head We're not quite sure what he's shaking his head at specifically, but I would imagine it's just more at the general lack of I dare in the performance the I the energy and the sort of the The fight. Maybe it's the dropping deep all those things wrapped into one But by goodness, they've got to react quickly because they're actually what they're going to have to come with really on Tuesday, if you talk about energy and enthusiasm, you'll get eaten alive there by the way if you don't show a little bit. So Tuesday night they better step up and they can step up, there are a lot better than they've shown here today, they've got some players out on the pitch, Amad and Burma, Kunya, Bruno Fernandez, far better by the way, Telemens and Manu, I think we've seen enough of it now, I'm not calling time on it because I think that's probably too drastic, but I've seen enough of it to think that's not a midfield, it's dynamic enough to play at this football club in the Premier League and I think the ball's good players by the way, individually, but sometimes you just have players that don't quite sort of knit together and don't quite sort of suit each other and I think when Believer came on with Manu, that certainly looked more like there was a lot more energy, but there's something to be done in there, the rest of them are going to have to get a grip because I honestly they're going to Athletico Madrid, Diego Simone, Athletico Madrid, and they're going to Elham Road and if you're not quite right there from a mental perspective and a sort of physical perspective, you're going to get found out, so they've got a couple days to recover, pick themselves up from this and get going because if they're not going to get going, it's going to be a worrying few weeks. This is a couple of weeks' spell that could get away from them, I think it's two weeks today or two weeks tomorrow, but then that's next in action here against Bournemouth. There was another way game, the two you mentioned, they also got a Como, Cess Fabregas is side who are going well, I think they only lost their first game just before the international window, the put four goals past Leipzig in their first Champions League game. By the time the Bournemouth game comes around here, if that goes badly, we've heard them we saw them booed off badly against Brighton, there were booze at half-time and full-time today. How long do this this crowd stay with this? Do you know this project if you like? Do you know something? I think they'll stay with the project, I don't think the booze are against Michael Carrick for one minute, but what I would say is that they're turning quite quickly and she and I did fans are incredibly loyal, beyond loyal to their managers and to their players, but what they won't accept is a lack of energy, they won't accept a lack of what they've deemed as effort. I don't like saying effort because but the reality is they're not running enough, they're not showing enough tenacity, determination, fighting spirit, you know, then just not, and they booed after twenty-two minutes, they booed at half-time and they booed at the end, and that tells you that they're really, really despondent with what they're watching. My daughter comes on watches every single week, my two daughters usually come, but what, she texts me at half-time, what's that? You know, it makes little things that you just think my daughter's 16 years of age, what's that? Then you can't kid and you can't have a football fan. No matter who they are, they know what they're watching, they know what they're watching, you know, they don't, I said it before, don't mind winning here, don't mind losing here, but there's got to be a massive amount of effort and it can't be boring. Simple as that, you know, you can have a shootout and lose four, two, and you can basically think, okay, well at least we saw a mansion acting that went forward with Bourbon, all those things that you'd expect, but what we're seeing at the moment is a team that looks like they're curling up in a ball and the club looks like for some of them right now, he's getting a bit big for them and a lot of them have played well last season by the way here, but it just looks like now it's just coming on top for them a little bit and it's starting to just get to them and it did a little bit under Ruben Amarim towards the end where they just started to go a little bit like that. So look, Michael Carrick has got to get something out of them, the booze I don't think are against him, but the pressure's on him, the questions are obviously always with the manager and you just hope they can come out of it in this next few weeks because like you say, those three matches are very big. We'll talk about Spurs in a second, but I just want to have one final point, I'm looking at Michael Carrick's program notes, he said there's so much more to come from this group, we can feel the excitement in the squad for the challenges ahead, we're ready to kick on and go back to winning ways together, I know that he would say that, wouldn't he? You could say, but maybe that shake of the head was because the lack of all those sort of qualities surprised him, flummoxed him a little bit. Bill, I played with Michael Carrick for a long time, Michael Carrick will 100% believe those words that he said in there, he's not just sort of paying lip service to his program notes and saying, you know, I don't I believe in this group, I know we're gonna, the results are gonna start coming, he will have been thinking, okay, we've had a slow start the season, things haven't done as well as we would have wanted, but I think actually this is the start of it now, this is it, we're gonna be at it today, and I think the shake of his head will be, how they doing it for me? What's happening with that lot? Have they lost their confidence? Have they switched off? Are they going under? What's going on? What's happened to them? Because these are the players that I was working with for last season, in the last season, when you talked about that 75% win rate, a lot of those players out on that pitch are the same players. I mean, I mean, how many of those players out on that pitch today were here last season? Every one of them apart from Telemans, I think. Yeah. Every one of those players that started that game today was here last season in that Michael Carrick run, where they won 75% of the match, they had a brilliant record here, particularly. And Telemans is the only introduction, Casamere old players that have Telemans, that's it. So he will have belief in these players that he's seen them at a level and at a standard, but they drop below that standard and consistency and reliability is really, really important. Just not just here, but everywhere. You've got to be consistent. You can't just get to the end of season, think you've done okay and then it's that the next season. We're okay now. We're a team. No, that's not how it works unfortunately. You've got to work even harder because the other teams are chasing you. The other teams want that Champions League place off you. And by the way, you've got to play three games a week now, not two games a week. So look, he'll be absolutely. It'll be so disappointed tonight because that would this will have been the start. I'm sure you'll have said this is a start of our season. This is where we're going to this is us. Tottenham Hotspur three weeks. Have you good break? Go away and play for your international teams, free minds, free your heads. Come back to Manchester United. Come back ready because we're going to go for it. And he's seen that first 20 minutes and that first hour drift by where Tottenham to be fair. I mean, we're going to come on to Tottenham out way at some point. They're going to they should be two or three up. They should be two or three up. They just dominated. Well, let's get on to Tottenham now. I mean, so much has been made about their terrible start to the season about how they have won a match. They only scored two goals when we're into consolation territory at three-0 down against Aston Villa. If you park that and look at that first half performance from them, there are so many, so many positives there. They look like a really good side. That's the first time I've seen Tottenham live this season. And I think they're a really good team. You know, sometimes you don't see teams live and obviously you watch them on television and you see that obviously they're having a really tough time. They're losing football matches and they're all over the place and there's so much negativity around it. But the patterns were good. The line was good. The compactness in the defense was good. The ten point. The passing was good. The y-players, Kujos and Savio were a real threat. Savio always get confused because he was Savino for much of my life and then now he's Savio. So I'm sort of like moving into the sort of idea of thinking what he was at Manchester City. I thought he looked really sharp. I thought he'd lengthened he stride when he ran more than I'd seen when he was at City. City, I thought he was more of a sort. You're not a jinker type and you thought as he got that sort of what would be that real stretch in his sort of legs. I thought he showed that today. I thought there a couple times where he really sort of went forward. I thought the midfield, Tnall is a good player, a really good player, but I thought the midfield was really good. I thought they dominated Manchester United, midfield, Bergval, Tnall and Connagaliga. The dominated Manchester United, midfield of Kobimano and Telemann's really did dominate. Sinesi and Van Hecker were not the number one centre backs. I thought they kept a really good line. They were quite compact. Odoggie I've always liked. I think he's a real good presence at left back for Spurs. When they have him, he just brings that energy and poro on the right as well. And I think when them two are playing together, they really do give some. I thought Archie graded a really good job at fullback. Salanki, we'll talk about him in two parts. I wanted, you know, some of these got such a great sort of physique. He's got such a good presence about him. And you think he's playing as Harry McGuire, quicker than Harry McGuire, and he's taller than Los Andral Martis. So you're thinking, come on, knock him about a bit. Running behind McGuire, not Martin as about a bit. Take your chances. And if you're going to actually have a chance on goal, hit it. Put your foot through it. Do things with more purpose. And you obviously read out the stats that he obviously is a really bad record. He doesn't score goals a lot. And Darren Bennett covered it in the studio before the game about how he's lacking in confidence. And I said 10 to 15 minutes to go. He better show up. He's going to show up. He's a captain. You've been given that captain's armman of a massive football club Tottenham Hotspur. And when you wear that armband, you've got to maybe step out of what you do yourself and what you ordinarily are into something that's a little bit more personality led and a bit more character. And Joe something he did. He fought the Sandra, Martin is on that goal. He struggled with him. He battled with him. He wrestled with him. And he just got his head on it. And he got it in. And that's a massive moment for Selanki. Tottenham today played really just something their manager. The emotional rollercoaster that he takes you on with the cameras throughout the game tells you how the game's going. That was a through two, three-nil away performance for Tottenham. They played really well in that game. The Tottenham Hotspur fans going home tonight back to London. They can be really enthused about what they've seen today. Now, they might say okay, a lot of teams are doing okay against Manchester United right now, but the patterns of the play. Just look at the patterns of the player there. The patterns are there. The style is there. Now, what you need then is ruthlessness. And Tottenham haven't always been the most ruthless football club. But the ruthlessness, Madison, Salanki, Savio, Marmouche, Kudos, the talents there, but you've got to become horrible, horrible winners whereby basically you just kill teams off when you're in front. 20 minutes at the start of that game, go and score two goals. Kudos, Salanki, take your chances, be devastating. And if they can get that into their game, they become a good team because they have big chances in that game today. And just, you know, ultimately they just weren't ruthless enough, but they showed character when they went down to ten men. They responded and they deserved a point and more, but they certainly deserved the point. The big problem for them, I guess, is the home form. It's not, it's not to Zurbie's problem. It's, I think, you know, last year they had as many home wins as they had managers, you know, it's five in 36 games, something like that. I mean, it's terrible home form. Next up at home for the Monday night football week after next is Coventry City. They've got this nine game gap. They've got to sort the home form out, haven't they? Yeah, they got away, don't they? To Mara Bayer, I think there's been some talk this the last 24 hours that they go to Mara Bayer and they go on a sort of, what would be a sort of training camp. Knit together, learn to love each other as a group because it might be the first time for quite a few new groups. Few players coming together, star players as well. It's been bought for 100 million quid and 80 million quid and 70 million quid. Get to get to like each other, get to understand each other. That'll give them a massive amount of confidence getting on that plane to Mara Bayer tonight or tomorrow morning. Go over there and work your absolute backside off for the next six, seven, eight days. Work your absolute backside. Well, you've never before focused like you've never focused before. And get to Tottenham Hotspur, a week on Monday and think in that tunnel when you stood there that there's no one that's worked hard and there's in this last few days to prepare for this football match and go and do your jobs because the talent that they've got in that front five or six and even in the defensive positions, they've got no problem with that. It's mentality, it's physical effort, it's ruthlessness, killer instinct, but they've got the talent. They've got the themes of the passing and the patterns of the passing. They've got the sharpness and the 10 point what they do. They sent them back to wrap it into midfield. I really like the way they pass it. They've got good movements about them. The wide players, Marmu's, Kudos, Savio, they're good. They're good, they're good wide players, but make sure that you know, understand where is Salanki's runs, where is Salanki's runs, where are these runs, where are you going to put it and where is Salanki going to be when obviously he's making those runs in the last part of the pitch. So all those patterns that you need to develop when you're getting used to each other, but I'd be quite enthused if I was taught them to look, they're in a terrible position. They're right near the bottom of the league, but if you think about coming out of a three week international break and in a reset and are the foundations there of something that might get better, I'd feel a lot more confident being a Tottenham Hotspur fan tonight leaving that stadium than I would a Manchester United fan because I just feel that that's the way you feel right now when you've just watched that football match. They've played really well. A lot of work to do. Certainly not a time to carry away if you're a Tottenham fan or a Tottenham player or a Tottenham manager, but some green shoots, some signs that you think actually there's something that we can build on from that today. There were a few people before the international window looking at Spurs, looking at the form, looking at the way that they folded under pressure that were worried that this group of players could work at Spurs in the long term. Have what we've seen today, has that put all those doubts to rest? Was there enough to think actually it's all starting to happen for them? It doesn't put all the doubts to rest because they've still got to go and take the chances in matches and score goals and do the bit that's the hardest which is get the results and the three points on the board. But you look at underlying sort of what would be elements of a performance and you think actually if you play like I do genuinely believe performance will bring results. I genuinely believe that. I watch more and more about the actual home performance day for Manchester United. The performance level's not there and if you perform as level's not there, sometimes you can win badly. So sometimes you can play badly and win. Sometimes you can do that. But if you're playing poorly on a regular basis from a performance perspective, you're not going to win. You're going to be really inconsistent. I actually think you've taught them to maintain that level of performance in the way in which they actually approach the game. They will win a lot of football matches and they'll score a lot of goals. Keep those talented players out on the pitch, get them working hard, keep that compactness in your defence. Make sure that you wrap the passes into each other and you've got a tempo passing like you've had it. He doesn't know how to coach a football team, Roberto Desurbe. We've seen that with Brighton. We know that he's got that sort of good way about him. I wouldn't say it's a sort of what would be a certain thing that they're going to all of a sudden fly up the table. But I had to think Tottenham will start to gradually push up towards top six, eight in the next sort of couple of months. I do think we'll start to see that sort of what would be movement up the table. I do feel that. We've obviously not seen the other games being played in the Premier League today, but a quick word on the standard. Arsenal 1-0 down, back to winning ways. I watched a bit of that. They've got their Brighton result out of the system. Yeah, important. That was, by the way, that was important because obviously, you know, Leeds go 1-0 up and it was a point in the game where you're thinking, but yeah, you made some changes, Michel Arta, and that was so important. It was so important that they got over the line and got that victory because, you know, ultimately what you don't want is basically a sort of what would be a blip to become a crisis and you start to lose football matches and you have big European games coming up and then things do, people do start to ask questions. All of a sudden, people think you're managing sitting on the win the league. Oh, be great, wouldn't it? Right now. But yeah, I think, you know, Arsenal was a big day for them and I thought Leeds were, I thought Leeds were good in the game and I thought they were awkward, but it was an important win for Arsenal. I was watching it in the car and was traveling back from somewhere and I sort of, you know, got most of it, but it was, it was a good day for them. And it's the most important thing for Arsenal today was to actually get the three points. It was a great goalie score as well. A declimbrized little flip. Oh, yeah. It was a wonderful goal, that. Bruner Gameraj. Gameraj should signing out. Good signing him. The other, the other sort of eyebrow razor ago, Chelsea, I mean, they've scored a hat full of goals. Yeah, still can't keep a clean sheet. But, you know, we're now into it. As we said with Manchester United, you're into the, the slog of the winter, they don't have that. They've got this one game a week. They've got Clasado back. They've got Polestra on the bench. They're winged back. He didn't start today. You know, Jordan Henderson back in a couple of goals. What, you know, you would assume, I mean, it was interesting. He started at Chimpong today at the back and left Fafana out of the side. Okay. So, I mean, I'm, I'm just wondering of the three weeks. And it's only one game that we haven't watched. But a Chelsea still on the fringes of getting involved in something this season. Chelsea, just because of similar to Manchester United last season, where they had the three weeks, just going to be a better, prepared, fresh, less injuries, just because of less matches, less demands. They're going to be in the Champions League places this season. I think because they've got a good squad, they've got some good players. And also, they've got those three weeks, which to be fair, just I think really important to be able for Javier Lanzar to be able to get his team right for weekend. So, I think they will finish in the top four or five that will mean Champions League football. They've got the experience, obviously as well. You mentioned Jordan Henderson getting two goals, which is fantastic for him and surprising when those, that sort of was coming through. But yeah, I think we're in a position whereby Chelsea, I think, are going to be okay. But the big question for them will be, obviously, the money they've spent and what they're building and the manager they've brought in, can they use this season as a building lot to get towards a title winning team? And who is going to be that next sort of challenge? We don't know what's going to happen with Manchester City, do we? But we don't anticipate they're going to be around us for probably if this appeal doesn't, isn't successful for the next year or two. They're going to be, obviously, I think, out of action, I suspect. And the wings are best. Yes. Well, I think that just about wraps it all. I was just going to, that's what I was going to mention. Col Parmer signing a new contract. And he announced it's 24, 20 what? No, it's not 20. I think it's 20, 34. 20, 34. What's that? It's eight years. It's another eight years. Another eight year contract. Just something though. It sounds crazy. You know, I signed a seven year deal here. You know, I was in the middle of a five year deal. And they said, we want to keep you and, you know, we want you to sign seven years. Yeah, I love it. I'm never going to leave here. You know, I mean, I was absolutely delighted, like a seven year deal and you thinking, yeah, I'm partly, it sounds. The security was important to me of knowing I was going to stay here. I didn't need to be kept on edge to give my all here at this football club. So for me, seven years gave me comfort that they believed in me so that I knew then that I could actually go on and just fight every minute of every single day. If I had one year to go when I was 24, I'd have been thinking, oh, they don't like me. Doesn't want to offer me a contract. And it made me probably, to be fair, feel a lot more vulnerable. But yeah, I signed a seven year deal partway through a five year deal and sort of had a contract that was 31 from 24. And yeah, just so I can't really criticize Col Parmer, can I, you know, I did it myself nearly. I wouldn't I've never had a 7 year period. Bill, your contract not seven years, you sky, it must be. I wish. Brilliant. I'm a little forward to tomorrow. Should be a big day. There will be a big day. Yeah, enjoy it. Thanks Bill. Thank you very much. Thank you. You're listening to a quick ad. You know what else is quick? Selling your car on Carvana. Just put in your vehicle information and we'll give you an offer. I'm done. No hassle, no negotiation, no guy from an online listing lowballing you. Which means, by the time I'm done explaining this, I could have basically done it. Still haven't started? Hey. Better late than never. Sell your car today on Carvana. Pick up fees may apply.