Francis & Sas go to The US Open | Boy Dad 436

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Go to HighNoonSpirits.com right now to get some High Noon and enjoy. Ready? Mm-hmm. Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today, it is September 14th. It is Monday. It is 1.30-ish, 1.20-ish p.m. I feel like I have so much to hear about from you guys. Just so much to say. We are, I mean, just filled with stories, laughs. Anticdotes. Anticdotes, riddles. I mean, everything. Anticdotes is a funny way to say it because they are anecdotes about antics. Yeah, antics. Exactly. Exactly. Crazy antics this weekend. Really? Absolutely. I can't wait to hear it. Before I start, I have to finish up making my Viva Ice Tea. Pouring a phoenix dead into a body armor. This is a homely way I hydrate. A little kick, too. A little carbonation. I love that. It's very nice. That sounds delicious. I'm going to have to get one of those after. I've always never thought of some shit like this. Dave could never imagine this. The average mind can't conceptualize this. And then on the weekends, a little Pink Whitney with it. Oh, yeah. Wow. All the colors of the rainbow. What jersey are you wearing? It's just a Carhartt. I don't think it's a club's kit. What? I think it was Carhartt just made it on their own. Oh, it's cool. Fake jersey. Fake jersey. Fake jersey. Stolen Valor. Stolen Valor. Whose jersey should I be wearing? I thought it was a Harvard jersey, to be honest. It's got the creme. I am rocking the creme. St. Joe's Prep was maroon as well. Oh. Interesting. 3-1-3. It's Detroit. Right? Oh, it says Detroit on the side. Yeah, Detroit. Carhartt. WIP. I went from stealing Valor from the working man to stealing Valor from soccer players. And their fans. And Detroit. Yeah, there's nothing about me. That's authentic. That's an M&M jersey. Basically. RIP to Kyle Busch. Everybody from the 3-1-3. Put your motherfucking hands up. Do you guys, I just need to hear about this, this, your guys' weekend that you spent together because- We're just getting in. What do you mean? We're just getting back from the weekend. From your time together? Yeah, yeah. I heard you guys had a hangover type of situation. Oh, yeah. We both just flew in. From Miami. Fuck it, Miami. We're already wearing white. Yeah, when you're leaving the U.S. Open, it's kind of just everyone's just shuffling into onto the private jets. Yeah, it's like leaving St. Bart's. We just walked out of an exit and we were at LaGuardia. Yeah. It's right there. Where are you guys going? Dubai or Miami? Was it the best time ever, Francis? Yeah, I want to hear Harry's recap. Oh, true. Very true, yeah. I mean, it was fun. We had a good time. A tale of two tales. Let's hear your tale. I mean, the actual match itself was sick. I think that was probably my favorite part. What'd you go for? The women's final? Women's final. We got to see Sablanca against Bacana, and that was awesome. That's a street fighter matchup. When I was leaving, when I was walking out, there's a designated Uber area pickup, and I couldn't get an Uber. So I decided to walk up the street a little bit to where it was open, and there was this old New York dude in a Mets hat, just like, I think he was hammered, and he was just walking up to people leaving the open, and he's like, who won? Joe Schmo or whatever the fuck? And I burst out laughing when he said it, but all the other people leaving were like, they did not seem happy about it, but it was a very funny move. Just camping outside of the US Open to make fun of the people leaving. And they were like, no, we take this seriously. Yeah, exactly. But it was cool. It was, the match was sick, very intimate, kind of seems like there's no bad seats in the house. It's also cool because everyone gets quiet. That's not true. There are bad seats. Yeah. My mom and I went last summer, and we were, we had really bad seats. Were you low? No, we were way up. And then. And then, fortunately, a friend of mine had, was doing a thing and invited us down to his box that he was in. But we watched the first set and a half. Rizzo. In nosebleeds or whatever. And it was so steep that it was almost like. Top down. Vertigo inducing. I actually don't mind being high. I don't, I don't hate the bleeds. I've never been for tennis, but for football, I kind of prefer it. Yeah, I don't mind. I don't mind it either. I'm just saying. Yeah. I mean, compared to where we were, though, there are bad seats. Yeah. Big time. Well, for me and my experiences, there's been no bad seats. It's been only good seats being in the box. The box. It's been one game, one match, and he sat in a beautiful luxury suite. Sat in a beautiful luxury suite. There are no bad seats. There are no bad suites. I don't know how people are complaining about hunger out there. I mean, there's food options everywhere here in New York. Marie Antoinette ass. Yeah. No, it was. I mean. I mean, the J. Will and his buddy. Who was who was that guy? Lotto. Lotto. Yeah. That was Lotto. Yeah. Shit. Lotto was saying the worst seats are low and behind one specific side. Like, if you're low and you're on, like, the side of a player rather than, like, right down the middle, he said those seats are bad. So it sounds like there's actually a lot of bad seats. Well, I've been told that you want to be behind the baseline. And first of all, like, they switch sides of the court. So you would be. You would be behind both players. Yeah. But you're still only seeing one side of the. I don't know what's happening here, but I trust that you can see through the net. It's not a wall. Yeah. And that's like a hockey game and you're behind the goalie. But it's smaller, though. You want to be behind the players. It's much easier because then you don't have to go like this. Yeah. Actually seeing their ground strokes the whole time. Everyone says the best seats are behind the players on the end lines. Well, it sounds like you and Lotto got to talk. I'm going to hash this out. I'm glad that worst seats. I'm glad that I was able to give you another perspective because I don't know. Lotto. I'm sure he knows tennis really well. And he seemed like it. But he's been a couple of times. He's wrong. He's got a couple of years on you to respect your elders. That doesn't always translate. Well, I had a lot of shade getting thrown this way. Concerning. You just see him battle a lot. Oh, yeah. Then it'll really be like a three, one, three, eight. Yeah. It seemed like a great guy. Yeah, he did. I liked him until I heard his tennis day. because you see the videos of uh like matthew mcconaughey having to go like this the entire time yeah and i went toward jalen brunson hannah burner all the people sitting courtside was matthew mcconaughey at the doubles when you were there i don't know i don't know they didn't show him okay maybe brad pitt was there brad pitt was there but we were we were watching i was watching the texas uh ohio state game after and matthew mcconaughey comes on screen and bo was like he was just at the u.s open he wasn't i don't know that would be a lot of dedication um i did see a video of him watching it back and forth yeah very performative in his uh yeah he's watching was that from a different year or was that from no he was definitely there at some point i don't think he was there on saturday maybe not on saturday he was definitely there at some point yeah yep yep yep friday friday there you go guys if you went from there friday to the game saturday night that's not terrible no it's not so bad okay so we heard your beige colorless take on what happened francis uh what was your perspective i got more to say keep going here keep going i mean it was cool it was it was it was oh wow it was very very interesting i i don't know tennis at all nor do i i didn't even know the rules the amount of explaining that i had to do to harry about just the way the the game is scored yeah it's tough i felt bad it kind of felt like when i was younger and i went to see i went to go see end game with a bunch of my friends but one of them had never seen infinity war so it was like he just kept on asking questions and it was like bro like you should have figured this out before we got here yeah we we got in there and and he was asking me about it and he was like okay and i was like it's it's first of three best of three sets you know first person to six games wins the set you gotta win by two you gotta win by two and then sure enough and i was like unless it gets to six six and then there's a tiebreaker and i was like but god help us if that happens i i don't even know how to explain that to you and uh you know i was explaining like serves alternating and breaks of serve and all this stuff and i could just hear harry's brain shutting down yeah no i got to a point where i was just like you can just save it like it's not like it's not getting through yeah i'm not retaining any of this information it is the scoring is a little pretentious in that like 15 30 40 45 oh yeah uh like deuce like don't forget deuce ace and but i think that that could easily be one two three four five definitely like one doesn't like uh 15 to 30 is the same jump from 40 to 45 and that's like uh that that could just be counting and then in the tiebreaker they do revert to one two three right and then in the tiebreaker they do revert to one two three four exactly it could easily be that if that was going to be part of it why not just do that all along or like matches and sets are also in one two three four five but yeah it was weird because like it it doesn't really like i i had a hard time following it where it was like we're all okay we're on the last match now or the last game i don't know what which one it was but we're now we're at the third of the best of three set we're at the third set and then it was like it seemed pretty even and then everyone was just like it's over like out of nowhere she's like well i tried to tell you that if you if you lose your game while you're serving that's a big advantage for the other player yeah it's called she she broke her serve to have your serve broken is as bad you're supposed to win your service game you have an advantage that's where i said it's very sabalanka had her serve broken by yeah rabakina whatever her name was rebakina yeah uh so that we all knew at that point that she was just going to be overpowered yeah and you had to explain it to him you just sit him on your knee and whisper in the ear pretty much what was happening i had explained it to him i hoped at that point that pieces would fall into place yeah it got to a point where i was just like i understand that if you miss or if it goes out like i know who gets the point and i just kind of started following that way keeping it simple that's cool that was nice of you to explain it i'm sure you were very patient about it where it was he would have said nothing to you about it extremely patient he would have changed seats with someone i can't sit next to somebody who doesn't understand what's going on i mean hit big hit big had to like they definitely didn't explain xfinity wars to the kid like you would have been sitting there throughout the entire movie and been like dr doom came to travel through time ron in classic harry fashion he comes in the whole box is done by draft kings they did an amazing job to invite us there there's draft kings people there's draft kings clients everybody and there was a consensus and and harry comes in and is like all right who's everyone betting on the whole box had bet on sabalanka and quietly harry took the other player it wasn't i wasn't quiet about it at all i let everyone know no you didn't but let me know it was better odds and i'm seeing what i'm seeing is a 50 50 and she's like plus 150 to win versus sabalanka yeah it was like minus 100 so we all lost while harry won just sort of quietly and happily you know collected his winnings by by fading the collective community i was on my robert frost shit two roads that work and you took the one less traveled and it made all the difference i mean if if you were there with dan and dave they would have had you they would have raked you over the coals yeah no i don't know that's not how i i don't bet that way like i'm not to bet with everyone i'm with i'm trying to win i get it you see what your friends are doing and you say i'm gonna do the opposite i just said i mean there's a lot of people talking sabalanka and i saw rebecca doing much better things but you did this also when we went gambling when we played roulette together i think so right yeah i made the most money i've ever made gambling and i because you would say like well francis is on red so i'm gonna bet black yeah even happy it's better than both losing but that's not how it works it's not like you're playing against each other like you guys can both win but we did if i if we did his strategy we would have both lost or you would have both won it's look it's red or black i'm not gonna like it's a 50 50 all right and you can both hit the same thing and win you're you're like it's a zero game but instead of that francis lost so if i were to go with him we would have both lost wouldn't you rather one of you didn't know that but we were taking that like i had a feeling i had a brother i see the i see the table a different way than you guys see it i'm more of like a ride or die with my friends type guy yeah scared money i get it i get it with like betting scared money it's just you know we we win together we lose together these are my friends it depends on the scenario like if it's like a if if we're watching the super bowl together and it's like a 50 50 toss up i'm with my friends i don't believe you i would i definitely would you would gauge the interests of the room or the collective betting of the room i just had i had a hunch i had a feeling you didn't even know how scoring worked i know but i could just i could see it in their eyes we had we had terrible seats according to you how could you see their eyes i said there was no bad seats in the house that's crazy you're right you did say that yeah well what if so you what did you like i don't believe that you saw something in these women i think that you know i saw the room i said no i didn't gauge anything i literally opened up draft kings i saw one was plus and one was minus and i took the plus one i think that's a valid way to bet because i think going against consensus is like vegas is expecting consensus to go a certain way when you're going on a roulette table and it's random and it's red or black it's be with your friends or don't be with your friends the fact that you go against your friends is way more we're bringing up something that happened almost this has three years ago okay well more more recently when your friends come and visit you and they're excited to see you and stay with you and you're like you guys go out i'm gonna stay home and what does that have to do with anything i think that's a completely separate thing what are my friends doing i'm gonna do the opposite no no no i had my buddy nate over we watched football all day yesterday we took all the same bets one massive and that was all coming from the win on saturday so i guess nate is the one exception to this no i'm just i'm not gonna throw away my money for the boys you just said you're robert frost this that's a frost move sometimes you gotta be frost yeah but go and he's nixon can't just always follow the crowd just be a sheep i just think that well then i agree that that's what you're doing i mean the argument here is that i should be betting with my friends and both the scenarios we've my friends were wrong this is a client event and i think being one with the people there would have been in our interest so that we could all be rooting for the same thing if you go down with the ship you'll be reincarnated as a god it is more it's more of a silent rooting there though it's not like no one's ripping their shirts off and they spell sablanca on their chest well yeah i get it it's more of just like a no but everyone had made it clear like people it was clear we were all rooting for sablanca honestly i felt like the girl the girl was rooting for sablanca i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i'm not a girl in the yellow i felt like she could have used some support herself right now well you should have then if you were you were betting for her you could have raw rod for her oh i was right for her getting loud in the box yeah all right with all of that said yeah francis i need to hear these well i'm not even i'm not i'm not there yet to be honest huh where are you keep going i'll stop only other thing i was gonna say was like the box was sick the graph kings people put on a absolute master class for us yeah it's really nice would have hated to be in one of those other boxes um um there is a vibe there at the event where like they show a lot of the celebs and you're looking around and you're like someone here's probably eating a baby you know like i was getting that in the back of my head for a good amount of time yeah there's a lot of money in this building could i get my honey deuce but with some stem cells something local like it's a big big event and everybody is of a certain cast system oh yeah there's a certain tier that's there is that fair yeah i mean i think the u.s open is like this weird self-fulfilling prophecy where it's like people mock it for having influencers and then it brings more influencers and more celebrities and it just becomes all about that also it's insanely expensive to get regular tickets it's just like it it you know prices out those beautiful blue collar people that show up at nicks games on a wednesday night yeah that is true we're fucking talking about every sporting event in new york at this point cnbc except for like it's impossible yankees you can still go to for like just a hug no no no no no mets you can go to for a hug yankees tickets are a hundred dollars really i feel like well maybe i was just looking at yankees red sox but that was like get in price get in price for like mets phillies this weekend is like 18 yeah it's cheap tome but no it was it was sick i just wanted to make that joke it is a good it is a good uh observation and it is just a cnbc it's just like this self-fulfilling prophecy like you said it's not anyone's fault but like people just want to it's like the soho house of sporting events yep yeah i really tried to go class i tried to be classy you looked nice i will say you showed up and i was i took it was like one of those scenes where a guy sees his prom date come down the stairs oh that's good you rounded the corner i thought you were gonna come up the escalator you're like francis and i was like because i saw that kiss me yeah i thought it looked like a swab no man you were wearing that sweatshirt right yeah yeah and then brown pants green i was wearing my greens okay either way it almost looked old money yeah almost the silhouette was old money it was people when they saw us together they were like oh yeah who did francis bring yeah they thought we were gonna be in the ralph the wren booth who's francis's new fuck toy yeah you know what's an under what's an underdog you know what's an underdog you know what's an underdog an underrated moment of the whole thing is when the ball boys walk out and they start they start running there's like first of all there's like a hundred ball boys you only see like four of them they all walk out together and then they all start jogging around the court like a hundred of them yeah and they're all just jogging around like when you make like a whirlpool in a small home pool yeah it was insane yeah but it was sick yep why do they need to be they have to get warmed up like the players they're moving faster than the players really easily yeah they're flying yeah and they have like little knee pads that they rest on yeah it's funny whenever you see the videos of them like smashing into a wall or getting smoked in the face with the ball yeah it's like the they're like the the guards outside of like the buckingham palace yeah that called the swedish guard or something or is that in the vatican or something like that king's guard now right vatican i think is swedish guard or some shit but yeah that's all i got 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reservation and then i went to bed i don't know i went to bed i asked him how it was he was like francis kind of ran the table he was like i think i'm a pretty good dinner guy francis kind of ran like ran the table he was like like he was like ordering like the conversations i was like he ordered for you he's like well i helped like a kid being like i made the casserole with mom i let him i let him order he's the one who gave the order to the waiter but he asked me because he knew i was the one who gave the order to the waiter but he asked me because he knew i was the one who gave the order to the waiter but he asked me because he knew i was the i had been there before and he was like we should like he was telling jokes like he was he was like impressed but also like almost humbled by by how well you performed at the dinner you know game rico was rico was great he was in his element he was wearing a really nice shirt he looked you know really he was he was a man out and about and uh it was cool to see that i was a double date huh yeah yeah nice was there an expectation i think they just had a friend that they wanted to introduce me to when her seven other options fell through ron's married yeah yeah ron can't make it because he's married i asked him i was like wouldn't you be willing to meet this other one and he's like i'm sorry i'm married rico listen um so you guys had a you guys burned it down it seemed like it was a really fun uh dinner it was super fun we had a great time i'd never really been out well we went that one time in chicago out with rico you and i did but and he wouldn't get off his phone at this really nice french restaurant exactly and so did you have to tell him to get off his phone in front of his by the way he brought that up at our dinner and he was like i've been out with francis one time before but we went to a french restaurant and there's a bunch of weird shit that they're ordering i don't like any of that uncooked shit because i we it's like a pate or something the waiter recommended at our dinner that we do this and we're like oh my god i'm gonna go to the restaurant and i'm gonna get this fluke ceviche and he's like so what's that and i'm like well you know it's uh it's raw fish and he's like i don't i don't know about that and then um i'm with him he's like you put it on the cracker how do i do it i put on the cracker he's like i don't like these i don't like these uncooked animals so anyway late night and then i go to bed and we got after it too i drinking and so on saturday we i woke up i was nervous about being late to the u.s open because it can take a while to get out there i woke up and i felt not good i felt really unwell hung over like sick sickly nauseous and very like what time did you wake up because it was like a noon thing right it was a new okay so that's a whole nother story well that's where we're going yeah that's the story that's the story so it's not a whole other story it's the story it's true it's the story that's the next piece of the story that's why i told this rico part so i wake up and i i had looked at the website and the website said that the tennis started at noon and it's and they told us to be there an hour and 15 minutes early and i had i had told harry this too and harry i'm up oh yeah at when i mean it's i got up at like eight yeah you said we had to be there at like 10 30 i thought we had to be there at 10 30 harry was probably i i texted harry at like 9 30 at which point i i think i was yeah at 10 a.m i was in an uber out there yeah and that's when i texted our point person at draft kings and i was like on my way like see you soon and she was like whoa you must really like men's doubles and i was like what she was like yeah the men's doubles is first and the women's final doesn't start until 4 p.m it's 10 30 a.m i'm on the bqe heading out to fucking flushing or whatever in an uber and i'm like okay i can either turn around now and go back to my apartment for the next three hours or i can just continue out here and be at the u.s open hungover exhausted and nauseous for the next seven hours and you were probably primped at that point it's not like you just lay back down in bed you had a full face of makeup i was yes exactly i was covered in cologne yeah i would yeah right so luckily i call harry and i'm like dude you're gonna hate me i'm so sorry he's like why i thought it was i thought we were chalking it i was sitting down at the desk you're probably cracking my knuckles yeah i was like i was like i'm really sorry like today turns out the women's final doesn't start till four i figured he was had already left because i think he had said he'd already left my uber was i had arrived and he's like oh no okay all good i'll just hang for another night i'm like oh you haven't left yet he's like no i'm like oh thank god because i knew that that wouldn't have gone well no i mean i would have gone i probably wouldn't have stayed for the women's though which we had to do yeah so you mentioned that and i was like i'm not so sure you understand the assignment today that's what we have to be there for i wouldn't have hated watching the men's doubles but yeah now it's a seven hours is a little too much u.s open for me i go i get into the box at you know an at 11 a.m an hour before the men's doubles even starts it's just me and the caterer i helped him remove tinfoil from stuff just so that i could eat it because i was so hungry at this point so they were serving hot stuff at 11 the food was really good i was thinking of like a fruit platter or something well they had all that they had salads they had sandwiches they had everything what was hot at 11 pasta steak tips at 11 steak tips you just mowed down a tray i ate a lot you must have eaten all of them yeah that's i didn't see a single steak tip the guy did tell me he was like you should have some of these because these will go and i was like they're gonna go because of me yeah definitely when you send them at about 11 30 harry texts me and he goes by the way like don't feel bad if you want to leave like i'll get there and just what did you say i was pretty much saying like because he was texting being like i'm so tired so i was giving him now you said that i'm gonna pick up the the schmooze slack no no i insinuated i won't go yeah that's my point he was like i'm not gonna come oh i thought you were saying that you were gonna like cover for him no no no not like you're i'm also gonna bail no i was like if you're not at 11 45 he goes i'm still down to go but if you don't want to do a full six hours and are dead after the men's doubles final i won't be destroyed if you want to leave i was like dude i have to be here we have to be here yeah here in the we yeah we i was like oh we had tickets they got us tickets you know this is also said yes well at 11 45 i'm now assuming i'm not going to the u.s open why at this point why would you think that because i assumed that i just assumed you were going and you were going to say hi to everyone and then like after the men's when i make a mistake i see it through yeah not me that's not how i operate i just fucked myself i'm out i fucked myself but like what option do i have i have to wear it i have to i have to do the mission which was to be there with draft kings and have a good time with their clients at the u.s open yeah it's really not that hard of an assignment was it your mistake or their mistake my mistake okay yeah but it was an easy mistake to make because it had not been told to us at any point what time the women's final started and i just went on the website and it was like session 12 begins at noon on saturday and it was like women's final got it but that's like the mark this is the undercard beginning at noon yeah and the women's final and they didn't they didn't say in fact so many of the main events have started far later because if the earlier matches go the full sets and stuff that's why that fucking carlos alcaraz ben shelton match began at like yeah yeah midnight or whatever and it's 3 30 yeah so um you know that one alcaraz shelton yeah they hugged each other's dads afterwards yeah yeah just wanted no no that wasn't that was the vera of uh shelton the final yesterday whatever the point is i got it i got it the point is um we get there and i'm i'm part of me is like ah yeah i'm not 100 sure harry's gonna come and yeah you were feeling it too no i i just feeling that you wouldn't come yeah i wasn't gonna leave your bail artist you'll bail on anything you can make a bail out of any situation you are no you're a timeless bail artist this was uh i didn't understand the assignment clearly and i was saying to him like that sounds like a long day feel free to bounce you're like that sounds like a long day for you francis i'm not gonna come yeah i'm gonna make it shorter you're like i can't believe what you're going through get going in the one case of solidarity i will also bail yeah exactly even though it's like the hottest ticket in town for the final in this exclusive club style event that's right next to your home the stars have aligned for it to be like a dream scenario and you're like i'll just fucking sit at the desk play yeah watch college ball yeah so it is fun to cancel play and then you're like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna but you can't leave a fucking soldier in the field i didn't and i didn't you were you wanted to though i i gave him the opportunity to say it's better if you don't come just don't come you're a draft dodger and then he said immediately we have to be here and then i never said anything again and i said all right let's go let's get to it then yeah a better way i mean i and i know this isn't language to which you respond but a better way to put it is we get to be here of course because it was awesome it was incredible it was so sick the the sweet was unbelievable the food was unbelievable unlimited drinks all this i just started drinking i had to i was in francis was hammered no i wasn't i shot that thing up i was yeah get a silent one i was not hammered because i was asking for skinny honey deuces francis was buckled wait doesn't skinny got there is that less alcohol or less cows it was just that they were topping it off with seltzer so it wasn't too sickly sweet because that's a pretty sweet drink less sweet oh yeah so you were hammered when i got there francis well like you know i was in flow state i was in flow state actually sounds awesome in the picture you look like it he told me he had 13 of them i think i did i think i had about 13 but it was just one of those days where like i hit the absolute speed slot i was really in the zone i was grooving with everybody i was betting with all the right people i was i was betting the same bets as the people i was making sure you know the draftkings clients felt taken care of and we're having a nice time and then you know the angel of death arrived and just sucked all the energy hanging over the balcony that's not what it was head in his hands no no and he was mumbling to him dude let me i just can't that's not the case let's let's be honest harry arrives and i'm gonna tell the truth here ron harry arrived within i had told uh the draftkings people uh you know like who was coming and what to sort of expect from him and they were like oh is he fine will he like will he get after it and i was like no he doesn't really drink um no he's not i mean it was it was i was getting looks the second i walked in yeah really like this guy's never even touched a baby where's his ring light he didn't bring he doesn't even know the proper temperature to cook one he'd spoil the baby i bet he likes his bay to be well done it's probably one of those guys yeah at one point they were like we're gonna go to dinner later after this like we want you guys to come harry you should come and he was like no chance i'm gonna be playing counter-strike for the next seven hours the second i'm allowed to leave i'm going straight home to play seven hours which you told me the same thing that you're that he was allowed no francis said to me he said i'm i'm not he's like no shot i'm going out either yeah no i said that way i said i'm not gonna go to dinner but i wasn't like i'm not gonna go to dinner because i have to play video games for seven hours i i just didn't tell them what i was gonna be doing yeah well he's anti-influencer he's like the counterculture in real life he's embodied as being someone who is against everything that that event stands for it really was it hearkened back to high school where like i could never understand why the popular girls at my school gravitated more towards the devil may care skip class hockey guys who like threw lips in and you know we're just like burning weed behind the fucking gym or whatever in the middle of the day and didn't care and i was like but surely you know i'm on the honor roll you'd want a prospect like that and they didn't they didn't like me because i tried and this was a lot yes exactly this was another iteration of that where harry was like i don't give a fuck i don't want to do what you want to do and this is who i am i mean the vibe that i got when i arrived was that everyone was pretty loose oiled up francis specifically no kind of cause i was kind of causing a scene the wheels were completely composed he threw up i was like holy shit i actually on the way there in the uber i rolled down the window and i was like it's 50 50 right now whether i'm gonna stick my head out the window and throw up down the side of his car that's the worst unimaginable feeling no but i mean it was everyone was trying to get a whole thing together to go out and i was like they were like are you gonna go out and i was like there's no chance i'm going out at least you're honest yeah i mean i'd say i was very direct about it no shot and i'm this is this is what he does he's got it i don't know what it is but he's got that thing i was i mean i had plans got plans for the night ohio state texas and counter-strike and rocket league playing a little rocket yeah yeah what the fuck yeah how'd you get in the rocket league um it's the only game that we can all me and my friends can play together right now or one of the only ones because bow is a playstation 4 still got it which came out 15 years ago we need to get a better console yeah well why don't we throw together some money for him i'm gonna give him my playstation good yeah when soon probably this week honestly why don't you just do it today um definitely not happening today why because i had to do something today so now i'm done just being enigmatic well there's a lot of people talking and i'm while we're watching the game and i'm like i'm i'm here to watch the game it is an interesting thing where you can't have conversations during the points but there's a lot of people that are so it's stop and start in the surrounding box that suite to the left of us was obnoxious i almost had to jump over there yeah they were bad on the law yeah yeah where who who are they representing what company was it we don't know chubb chubb insurance was everywhere they were they that was seemed to be a big sponsor chubb was running their fat mouths there's a bunch of sponsors and i was correct because i was like how do you think you get the job as the bus boy or not the bus boy the ball boy and we were like going francis was like i'm assuming you just applied for the job and i was like yeah i'm gonna apply and i was like no i was like no that's because they had all the sponsors and i was like that's chubb like his last name's chubb or it's like the kid of chubb yeah exactly my grandson needs a job oh i'm actually ralph loren jr i'm nick chubb jr little chubb i see where you get your speed it would be over if the bros could get uh if they were the ball boys oh yeah dude we had a great time we really did harry rose to the occasion i was glad that he was here he came he got into it what'd you eat harry nothing okay i wasn't there for that i wasn't there for that long though i was only there for probably like an hour and a half no way you must have been there for two hours because you came a little early and then the match went the full distance i didn't come i actually i tried to come early i got there like right at four because i remember being worried i was gonna miss the beginning i lost all track of time i was there for a week i was literally there from 11 a.m until 6 p.m awful no it wasn't it wasn't awful it was just wrong it was a completely wrong estimation of time well sporting events should be like three to four hours yeah at kind of max yeah no offense to sporting events i hope that they don't take like a golf a golf outing of watching a whole day of golf is a lot yeah yeah it's a long time it's a lot to spectate yeah too much it was really fun yeah draft kings put it on shout out draft kings i didn't really know who worked where or what really but there was two dudes i was talking to for a while we talked we talked like a lot about ball great combo nice was harry on people's on anybody's radar coming in there no no they didn't know who i was really they didn't know the face did you start like explaining your like twitter origin story yeah i tried i was 13 in class 400k before i got hired by barstool no biggie i'm like kind of like the shelton of barstool it is interesting to watch him sort of operate in the wild you know he's got a magnetism and and uh people who for whatever reason people are drawn to it and uh it's it's it's like him do it the less he does the more people are intrigued i wonder what his hobby would be if the internet wasn't invented because like say this is like the 1980s and he's getting invited to these types of events under the same pretense but he doesn't have video games to go home to but he's still gonna go home to do something and i think it would be something productive i feel like you'd be like writing or some shit like that or like reading or like probably something like that maybe building an electrician yeah you'd be fucking grid manager working the grid you'd be managing the grid i'd love to manage the grid i'd get that thing running smooth i don't think you're built for it no bottlenecks i can see you working as an air traffic controller too yeah that job looks stressful as fuck like unbelievably stressful they try to get people that play video games to do it that's what i was gonna say you're wearing the headset asking you've got a lot of you know things going on communicating except then like if something happens it's not like oh let's just restart the game right it's like oh shit 400 souls just died yeah did you hear elon musk this morning uh or it wasn't even did you hear on twitter he retweeted an article that said that people that play video games and who are athletes or work out regularly score like 13 percent higher on cognitive functions and he just quote tweeted it and said gamers ftw gamers for the win and uh he's a fake gamer that's you no he's a fake ass gamer that's exactly you he basically owns a gaming company what gaming company does he own fucking starlink or whatever that shit's all a game to him you don't think that uh spacex is a game to him no that's the same as you owning the bush but he just and he plays the same amount of video games as you do he doesn't play any of it he's a fake gamer it was just funny that he completely ignored the exercising part oh yeah he just completely glazed over the exercising part that is the part of video games that is like the most fascinating to me is like the level of like intensity and like the amount of like intensity and like the amount of like intensity and like intelligence that the like the like how smart the people that are playing are like the professionals but like obviously they're not 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I'm eating healthy meals that are efficiently and deliciously. canceling the like when you canceled the show you must have thought in your head like well at least i'm just going home yep exactly and i was like at first i was like let me get on the latest flight possible the 9 30 so i have the most time possible to if the show is back on yeah and then i was like okay show's definitely off canceled the 9 30 got on this 6 30 9 30 when i didn't go yeah like reverse final destination that's so bad we kept moving the show back moved it to an outside venue moved like we were like venues moved there was like different stages in this within oh yeah yeah that's fucked it was so fucked it was so frustrating that's a brutal day did you get to watch any college ball at least on saturday i did not friday so this is friday this is on oh shit this is friday this is worst possible travel 9 11 oh my god for anyone ever ever all time that's definitely all time bad all time bad on on thursday i fucking even more all-time bad i i went to i have a wedding in like two weeks three weeks and so i went to go i have some suits that are pretty nice suits i went to go get my suits uh let out a little bit because i'm fat now oh no give them a little air give them a little bit of air that bumps me out and the guy was like there's not enough inches oh no new suit basically all like four custom suits i went through he's like you're too fat for all really there's not even enough fabric in these suits to make them big enough we'd have to sew the back of a hot air balloon to make this fit your fucking this suit needs a seat belt extender exactly that's so brutal wow so you gotta get all new suits i had to go i i called like five places i was like where where where's there enough fabric in new york to create a new suit for me by two and a half weeks from now yeah and i got some indian lady who's cooking me up something nice beautiful they said everything else gets sent to china really you know all your custom suits are getting made in china i don't have a custom suit i'm getting i'm doing one for the first time no i did it here in new york this is my first one ever though really yeah and you know what pattern did you go with just it's just brown just a classic what shade of brown i wouldn't know what how to call it is it chalk more chalk chocolatey or more cinnamon probably more chocolatey it's delightful love that guys delicious i was hoping you were gonna say chocolate for the fall i went uh i went fragrance shopping yesterday again really yeah on ball sunday i was before ball oh okay all right early morning i can respect that where'd you go soho did you go to luxury stores um another place i i mean i want a little i want a little ham by the way i called jerry and he was like i'm streaming oh because i i he and i fragrance is the thing that he and i have in common now is he i got one is he still big in the fragrance game i think he i think he's always yeah i just didn't know if that was because it stopped being part of his uh i don't really know what he's wearing fragrance yeah for sure did you get the paco ruban one million no but i got the parfum de marley altair which he recommended and it's really good i'm wearing it right now oh my god i can smell it now what are your thoughts on creed adventist do you think that that's a little bit basic i think everyone wears that i won't get it because everyone basic bitch one yeah it's too it's too universal yeah i think that they have like an irish musk creed that's a little bit more bespoke i think that's supposed to be really good i got two i got two ones from amouage um i think it's called reflection and i got uh something 50 amouage something 50 it's a green bottle and then i got uh maison crevelle uh maracuja which is really really nice such a beautiful blend i love talking about smells i also went into tom ford and tried on a few of theirs and i really liked did you like the wood yeah i like the oud wood i also like the ombre leather and then i hate i hate the name but the fucking fabulous was really good that's what it's called i hate the name that's like the restaurants that are named like egg slut yeah exactly yeah that's brutal can't get over that it's fucking fabulous what about the tuscan leather tuscan leather was good i like the ombre leather better oh really yeah and the extra de parfum not the eau de parfum curious um i don't like how perfumes are called like a eau de toilette yeah well that's a those are different strengths right yeah so there's eau de toilette there's i mean x-ray to whatever and then the and they're all like concentrations um but it's just the word like eau de toilet it means toilet water yeah which is not good the toilet or the toilet from water um but uh last night i you know smoked a little you know a little green yeah a little green and then i put on i don't know why i did this one spray of all four new colognes that i'd ordered and i went so nose blind i i couldn't smell anything why did you do were you were you were you worried i put one spray of one on my hand and then another one on my on my shoulder what'd you say jeffrey worried about your parents catching you you put on four sprays of cologne to call your mom that's how high you were i just i wanted to be able to go try that i wanted to be able to compare them oh right that's never i mean that's never gonna work but they all blended together and i couldn't smell anything you gotta get the espresso beans out well i have those did you use them no that's a great cleanser right well i went i went nose blind is what they call it i couldn't i couldn't smell anything i was lost that that's happened to me before you remember the couple that i talked about um with where we went to sesame place and we made a a liter bottle of spicy margarita mix yes one time before we all had kids they all came over to my old apartment and i think that we just like sprayed every cologne that i had we got drunk and like every piece of cologne and then went out and we're riding the elevator down and like a stranger got into the elevator and i just remember them stumbling out of the elevator like there was agent orange spread into the air we's coughing and we were drunk and nose blind and so we just had no idea that we were wearing every cologne at once all four of us like men and women yeah i mean that's insane it was a crazy move the most insane way of but i mean that's basically what you you hotboxed your own apartment yeah with different ooze dude my my the there's one uh the maracuja the maracuja from maison cravelli it the reviews are like you you cannot get this shit off oh yeah it'll be on you for days that's crazy and uh the the throw like the sillage or the distance it's range it's ranked as uh like like overpowering every room you're in leaves a cloud it comes in the same container that bear spray comes in and you could just squeeze it down i feel like that would make me so insecure what if like you're in a room and just everyone in the room can smell you yeah but it is a nice scent you just have to be very sparing you give it one spray and that's it francis when you go to japan i i learned that you don't wear them yeah they find it offensive they won't let you in the restaurants that i think that's overblown but i just think that it's like secretly like they're like yeah no i'm not gonna wear anything in japan that's for damn sure no they don't let you wear cologne as a country they think it's offensive to wear cologne i would agree which is i mean that's kind of is antithetical to their whole like asking the chef for for salt and pepper which they don't like either ketchup yeah can i put some ketchup in my ramen chef no you cannot yeah that's disrespectful to our country quickly on you talked about your nightmare day of travel so i went to the u.s open on wednesday of last week and i was like oh my god i'm gonna go to japan i'm gonna go to japan i'm gonna go to japan right after we recorded on wednesday double dipped yeah i got invited that day by a friend of a buddy of mine and he has had great seats so i went and it was the zverev match against some dutch guy van de bodek or something like that anyway uh match ends at 10 p.m i decide to be a a layman and take the subway home which is nice right so they have seven trains running from the u.s open back into the city and then i figured i would just hop on an f and get home nice i go a stop and a half train stops signal malfunction ahead we sit without moving now it's 10 30 p.m i'm exhausted as always um for 25 minutes then the conductor comes on and says we need to go backwards things are not resolving the conductor has to go from the front of the train and walk all the way to the end of the train and walk all the way through to the back please make room for her to pass so we watch she's big like that scene in spider-man where everyone parts oh yeah so let her like dead body float through we just pass her overhead let it be she's a hero she's just a girl you know um and we pass her all the way to the front then we get moving we all we go back now it's like 10 45 10 50 i get off the train when we go back now we're back at the original stop from which we left i have gone nowhere it's been almost an hour i'm no closer to home my phone dies no way home can't call an uber that's damn good can't call an uber right so i'm starting to be like okay i actually don't know how i'm going to get home and i'm thinking like harry lives around here if i start in a circle and expand my radius knocking on doors how long will it take until i get home until i find his home so long yeah it would take too long well i'd say that you should just kind of like yell his name through the streets like paul revere it yeah but i also think that he would see you and like lower his game is that francis he threw the blinds he said that and i was like well at this point it's only like midnight i was like i probably would have just been like why don't we get you an uber yeah you could charge up i would have yeah yeah let's get home harry i've been walking for two hours i need this place to stay you're not gonna like it up here i only have one extra room yeah um it's here yeah but anyway so i started walking at 11 from where from the subway stop i went down to the street in queens in queens i was it was one of those overhead ones yeah and so i walked down to the street level and i'm walking and i'm walking and i'm like i'm hoping to find a cab because i have my wallet but i have no phone to call an uber phone's dead i see a city bike there's no cabs i see a city bike station i go up to it and i buy a day pass because i have no card to use my yearly i get on a bike and i'm biking and i don't know where i'm going i'm biking blind wow that's kind of nice i'm following it was not nice i wanted to be home was it a scary part of queens um i don't really know yeah i'm following so no i'm biking under the track because i knew that the track was heading towards manhattan that's smart you're that's the native american in you it's basically like the whitest version of escaping slavery but did you know my north star pick up some cigarette butts and like let them go yeah the wind goes how do i get my way home from the u.s open tennis yeah i'm going to follow the seven train back to manhattan the north star points the way yeah yeah yeah um and i bike for a long time until i eventually hear that the trains ahead are actually running again so i'm like well now i need to get back on the train so i park my city bike at a dock i run back up now i don't have my city but i don't have a way to get into the subway so i hopped the turnstile like a criminal well you can use your you can tap your card i don't have a card you didn't have your i thought you had your wallet i don't have a metro card in my wallet i don't have a metro card in my wallet you could just tap a credit card a debit card yeah i did not know that well you were just a criminal for shits and gigs then you fair evaded which is the biggest crime that you can do in new york city yeah fair evasion is the only probably have to cut this out they'll keep you locked up i did evade the fair how was it did you scoot go over or under went over gotta go over two hands yeah but it was my put my hands on the spikes oh i put my fingers i put my fingers in between the spikes oh my god i put my fingers in between the spikes oh my god i put my fingers in between the so it was a fair this is a popular fair evasion station probably bad area must have been in a bad area because i've never seen the spikes these turnstiles might as well be a sieve might as well be a sieve wow so that's kind of badass then it's another 20 minutes waiting for the next train get on the train go all the way into manhattan wait switch to a b to go downtown get to west fourth to switch to the f to go to try back or excuse me to dumbo next f to go to train is 26 minutes away so i'm like fuck it i get out i go up to another city bike station at west fourth plug in my daily pass thing again bike home got home two hours and 45 minutes after i left the u.s open that's what you get for trying to slum it yeah one in the morning should have just taken the uber i couldn't my phone died initially i could have yeah yeah right out of the gate but i was like i don't want to do it see how the other half lives do with the old-fashioned kind of do like an audit on america yeah be like how are the perverts and they're not living well yeah they're labor they're above ground yeah yeah i mean i was sweaty i was like just laughing by the way the whole time i have no music no phone to look at i'm just staring at people like a night lurker i'm like oh people watch at one in the morning in queens that was all i had for entertainment for two and a half hours oh my god and i was so brutal collapsed through your door it was bad this was on wednesday yeah when i got home i got i took a shower i took a hot shower and just let it waterboard me and almost started crying bam i was like oh it reminded me coming off of you there was there's that scene in black hawk down where they have to leave mogadishu but they don't have enough spots in tanks and yeah bands and the you know leader of their squadron is like we're gonna have to run boys and so they just jog after spending the worst night of their entire lives in downtown mogadishu under attack the whole time yeah and i was like this is what it was like for that delta force this is my mogadishu yeah queens they're jogging home they're jogging home and like throwing up while they jog like the huskies on the iditarod who poop while they're running and uh i remember being like yeah i might that's me i'm josh hart yeah hartnett in black hawk down it is very similar to you on the u.s open yeah that's the same thing it's funny that you went to manhattan because like i feel like if you'd just gone south from if you just followed that i could have switched to the g and then gone down through brooklyn but or even on the bike was it an electric bike dude i feel like that bike ride on an electric is like 30 minutes though like i feel like it's i only had 30 minutes that's all you get when you buy the day pass really when you have the annual we get 45 wait it times out i think i would have started getting accruing like charges or whatever really what the fuck i don't know how it works anymore i changed it so many times can you look up how many miles from uh arthur ash stadium to dumbo brooklyn to francis's exact address docks myself can we docks francis one time 12 miles 12 miles is shitty it would have been doable i just i didn't know when to turn south i thought about going all the way to the water and then like riding down i think that's kind of your move green point and then williamsburg and then i would have been able to find my way home but i was really really lost i think you go you gotta go west to long island city and then hug the water yeah i could have figured it out doing it that way but dude i was it was so i was like i think i'm going in the general correct direction but i'm completely flying blind or like if you wound up in like deep elmhurst or some shit like that and went the wrong way that would have been devastating you're in flatbush because you would have had to just resort to a life of uh like being a sex worker yeah you'd have to work the avenue sex and crime and i think that it's like a bad market right now for sex workers like you'd have to work really hard to get home there's two of them too many of them it's a buyer's market it's really skewing younger and i'm probably aging out yeah too old yeah well that's a terrible day well i had a good day yesterday watching ball a lot of great ball this weekend what'd you order wings is uh how much of the pizza did you eat yourself four slices and it was you and nate yeah he didn't have any why not he was hung over he was in bad shape when he arrived too hung over for pizza yeah he also dropped it on me that he got mcdonald's right before he came coward what is with you guys after i had already you and your friends just not wanting to do things together oh you're ordering a pizza okay well i mean eat your half and then i'll just watch the other half and eat a different meal for a more price well because i hung over for the one food everyone universally wants when they're hung over my mcdonald's which i couldn't blame him uh so what's the rest of the za the trash you trashed it trashed it you didn't throw it why not throw in the pile just completely trashed it feed them yeah why not just use that insulation for your blankets just pull up the pizza like real close to your chest yeah to cuddle with i should have the pizza was great unbelievable za unbelievable games i mean every game was good yesterday for the most part smash burgers yesterday for the games really nice that's a great play yeah smash burgers are getting it unfair they're having like a lot of fun i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie it's like a bad period where people are shitting on smash burgers because they were overdone for a while they were overdone but also like i'm not making them paper thin no i'm not making a juicy red hook tavern burger wait what's that restaurant i was trying to go to i texted you guys about the 86 no no oh the indian one oh ambassador's clubhouse ambassador's clubhouse we gotta get to ambassador's clubhouse if any of our indian brothers or sisters know any way to get into ambassador's clubhouse please let us know we'll make it happen we need to get into ambassador's clubhouse yeah sass are you down for this or no totally it's really good they're they're like chicken whatever it is it's like one of the best bites of food i've had supposedly the best indian in the world i mean i'll be the judge the cousin of the people that make gymkhana i'll be the judge of that yeah have you ever been to sema or indian no but i've had a lot of good indian food very authentic more authentic out in queens yeah this is that london style indian food yeah i don't know if this will really mesh with my vibe but i'll give it a try very brave of you is astoria known for its indian food oh yeah or is that more jackson heights i have no idea checkmate checkmated the fuck out of you i mean you you know i do according to you guys it's known for delis new delis or diners yeah it's known for its diners um you hit any big bets yesterday so i know i did i had a fat three-team parlay that hit it was uh it was bangles over the bucks bears and then i forget what the third leg was i had 160 roi yesterday i need to hear you uh be as loud about your losses as you are about your wins though come on you don't get those huh losses don't matter if you're winning i'm saying the weeks where you lose i need to see that just just as loudly my big my biggest hit of the day was bangles bears and jags plus 831 jags plus 831 is a nice hit i think i hit a couple biggins yesterday well i know the giants and one that's a good win that's your squad that's my team did you see cam scataboo do that flip i thought that was a bad idea seemed like a lot of pressure on his ankle have we ever seen him in jersey jerry in the same spot okay they have the identical built yeah they do i would love to see jersey jerry do a flip like that yeah yeah my biggest hit was isaiah likely did you hear cam scataboo saying that he'd never heard of 9-11 no cam scataboo like makes me uncomfortable watching him play like i feel like he's gonna die yeah i saw that one of the coaches was like taking away his helmet because he was eating it what what's with the shaking of the head like it's like he it seems like it's like you know when you have a headache and you shake your head to like see if it's still there yeah i don't know it's like he does that no it's more like he is getting concussed on every play and doing that old school tactic of like yeah wrong yeah the fog out of it but it's like every single play yeah he does that yeah for the game he was dragging his ass on the ground like a like a dog who a parasite is that him yeah yeah that arizona state easy bro i mean just slamming his head into a brick wall from not and not his face mask the crown the softest part of his head i mean bro i'll say the giants look good giants looked good because you know what the cowboys didn't look bad and they still beat them i thought the cowboys were terrible a little but but jackson dart was like lifting balls over outstretched oh yeah secondary like dropping them into a bucket on the sideline yeah i thought they looked great isaiah likely is a freak his hammer is so short when they needed like a third and four conversion he'd have a guy draped all over him yeah and he'd still be able to do it he'd be able to do it he'd be able to do it i'll make the cat yeah i hit big on isaiah likely took him at plus 500 live to score a tidy and i put the house on it put everything on it really and then i and then i doubled down after that first one because i he scored early and i was like i mean i know there's a second coming so i hit him again live nice two tds great and at that point we're just printing holy shit at that point at that point i'm in the mint these guys are the fucking mint these guys at fort knox the big hit today is going to be no gray noah gray thank me later you don't have to say anything yet plus a thousand to score any touchdown or just any really and you know that you know that broncos defense those wide receivers are going to be locked down and kelsey kelsey's not doing shit really yeah oh so it's gonna that leaves us with noah this is heartbreaking that leaves us with noah all signs point to noah i might have to get that out honestly soon because i know this isn't going to come out till tomorrow but i want everyone eating yeah i want everyone to eat yeah i want everyone to eat yeah i want everyone to eat yeah i want everyone to eat when noah gets in yeah you need to feed the feed the families plus a thousand that's a long shot that's a very long shot according to vegas francis you've got to make ambassador's clubhouse happen we'll make that happen we got to i want to be eating some fucking if noah gray scores tonight i'll buy the ambassador's clubhouse how does that sound turn it into our studio i think ambassador's clubhouse is like one of the uh most exclusive and wealthiest restaurants doesn't matter and you're gonna buy it with what noah gray is gonna do tonight you're gonna at plus 1 000 how much are you putting on it i might put him to score three what i could see him getting in three times tonight there were a lot of two touchdown scores oh so many so many saquon i might have to go to the west coast for sundays i just can't be fucking waiting until one o'clock with children i can't get up at six three times before one the one o'clock game yeah that's hell yeah yeah the eagles looked pretty bad honestly out of all of us i think the giants are probably the best team right now they look good the patriots looked like maybe the worst team ever disgraceful what is going on in new england right now did you see that clip of aj brown talking to everybody on the sideline being like if you guys can just do your job o-line us receivers are getting open did you see that i didn't it's a bad look to to be like if you guys could do your job we'll be good i mean he's not wrong but is that what you want to hear the malcontent wide receiver is that what you want to hear at like after he was just malcontent somewhere else in his first game that he's already malcontent and i mean he was what that must have been in the first quarter that he was saying that yeah because he got injured yeah i mean he's fucked he's done he'll probably never play again drake may i'll be honest drake may looked really bad really i thought he looked terrible really i mean i thought you're a drake may guy i am but three interceptions like it just seems like he's playing scared yeah mcdaniel's has to go mcdaniel's is done he's got it they got to get rid of him did you guys watch hard knocks about the seattle seattle at all no a little bit yeah so yesterday i was at whole foods and i'm not kidding you i like rounded an aisle and i heard a voice that was like talking to his daughter and i was like sam donald no fucking way leave schreiber no shit yeah at whole foods yeah and i came upon him and he was like overlooking the meat and i i came up and i was like grabbing chicken next to him and i was like i said i go recognize the voice before i even saw you i go you're the man he goes oh thank you wow that's pretty cool and then he was like you don't have to buy chicken to know that the birds are gonna fly high for seattle this season is all about discovering new heights that's so funny that's hilarious his voice is more recognizable than his face yeah i feel like his voice doesn't even like i've seen him in several movies and i took me a while to put together that that's because his voice is so distinct on that show he he might have the best job in the world i don't know if he needs to do anything other than voiceover work and that show does not work without him no the writing is really tight too yeah like it'll be like a six word sentence and it will take you from one scene with an allusion to the symmetry of that scene right to an allusion to the symmetry of the next scene correct like very it's like obviously he's not writing it i doubt he is but whoever is is like so precise they've always got puns too yeah oh yeah they love puns i love puns for a first year wide receiver getting open shouldn't be a problem but it's not always easy when you've got other jobs to do it's really then he's at home with his wife like so yeah i've been mowing lawns around the neighborhood just stay busy you know picked it up in covid it's very like national geographic like documentary yeah covid was a tough time in fact it was sick to catch and then they go to someone making a sick catch or something spraxton barrios barrios running it down for the ninth team of his in the last three years who was uh he's on the giants now is is that alex earl's ex yeah yeah did you guys watch uh earl meets world absolutely not i didn't make it to that i didn't either but i'm just hearing good things how about real housewives of new york new generation did you guys catch that i missed that one too what do you guys do what do you do with your time i got that one lined up you gotta have it lined up all right all right yeah really good nice fun so fucking hot in here it's actually in raging i texted pete about it again i mean this is out this is insane it's like it's literally hotter in here than it is outside it's cold out today it is it's it's got to be 90 degrees well we have that air conditioning guy do you have you guys seen that air conditioning guy i see him in the lobby all the time i've never seen him up here once yeah pete said that the place has been like wired as of months ago and then i'm like all right well then is there a switch that we haven't been told about to turn it on well because i see the ducks they're right there nothing i mean they're not even moving no there's no air no air all right everyone's waiting to hear about that we'll get that fixed yeah all right we'll be back on thursday goodbye