Folge 71: Der Downloads-Ordner und der Zaun

- Open the door. - Open the door, and I'll tell you at the beginning, "Hey, we're sorry, but in the name of the Swiss intelligence agency, for the late episodes today, there's even more news." It's time for this podcast, which is highly recommended. Every minute I've left is a precious few minutes, which I have to live with in my life. Produced by two, and hosted by the Internet. I can't do that, I'm old! Welcome back to another podcast. Zürcher Oberland is one of the darkest points of the world. The energy critic of the nation. Next week, we'll give you... ...an alien theorist from Africa. ...our favorite subject of warplay. And the acoustic pilot of Switzerland. I've been shot in the head. I would almost like to be in the bush. I think it's pretty cool. I'm a little less and less. I have to be strong at Boké. If you go with another loser, or with another loser in the same room, Hocker's name on the floor, take your hands together. Go to a small circle, a little corner of your heart in the middle, and then just wait, build up the tension, the small stem of my side. Go, you go, for the delay, you give me everything, at the same time, just a little more. Good, and now... Now you can come with your team. Now I can go. Dear loser and loser, more, listen up. With the not-losing podcast. In June. And then we'll come back again. Ahoy! No, it's like this. We have a lot of programs. Yes. Then we'll come back again. Good morning. We want to be transparent with you. You are our... You are a little trust person for us. In the past, through the schools and the show psychologists, they are for us. Because we can talk about things with you. And there is nothing coming back. Exactly, because we say, I never trusted them. Then you are a psychologist. We were a little suspicious about them. We always had a man and a woman like that. And they looked mega. So they would be ski teachers and ski teachers in the winter. And in the summer they would be a psychologist. So, dear loser and loser. We have a lot of programs. Philipp, what are you up to in the program, in June? In June, I didn't have much. I had a lot, that's the reason for the delay. And indeed, I have been in the Swiss Army for the last two days. Because of that, not here in our environment. In our studio, I have to say. In our environment. In the opium. In the whole world and gesticulate when we don't get any words. I wasn't there. That's why he was the podcast today. The day was delayed. But I have been running theoretically for a long time. But I don't do that. Philipp has now closed the business of the Swiss Army. And now, of course, there is a person missing who looks for security here in the country. That's why I have to jump in myself. That we can keep the stability here. And of course, you want to live in security. That means I can't dance on high-seats. You know, I can't completely and fully stumble on this podcast. And I like everything. And I also protect all Swiss people and Swiss and everyone in between and outside. It's not easy. And that's why I prefer to concentrate for this month. And say, "I have to go to the civil protection department." "I have to go to the civil protection department." "I don't want to live here anymore." "I have to stay here for a week or two." "I have to stay here." Yes, we just wanted to stay here for the last four hours. That's a little bit what we want to do. We want to share with each other that we can make a podcast with random people. And I say, "That's not the same." "I need the show on my side." "That supports me in this case." "That I can share with others in Italy." Well, I don't know if I'm lying. Or if I want to be the "R" lying on this whole thing. For a ghost and for the whole thing. No, Philipp, that's of course a Ditto or something. It's just a little bit more fun to do with someone else. So, either in the podcast or in the next one. No, it's like that. We just take a little break in June. But in the last week of June, we're back again. I look at my calendar, of course, to say when. First of all, I can tell you that there are entries. The next episode of the 27th is June. It's good to wear it like this. Short moment, you have to wear it with your calendar. It's just a little bit less. No, it's not possible, I can't wear it on the 27th. Then I'm back in the military. But if I'm back outside, you have to wear it again. There's no joke about that. There must be two important figures in Switzerland. Massive, massive. You're already in the military. On the 27th, by the way, I'm on Friday, I'm on the 30th. On the 4th of July. In the case of saying that we can't do the whole holiday here in this podcast. And that it's a little bit less in the military. What are the things to do? I have a deal that we can keep the summer break short. On the 7th, on Friday, on the 11th and on the 14th, we can bring the podcast focus. On the 7th of July, with L? Yes. Something on the 7th. There are orders, so we leave it there and take a deep ex. New entries. Friday, the 7th of July. We're back and now I'm wearing a handi. That's my handi, I want to wear it here. I have to keep it up to date. And Philippi is always connected to the military. And if something comes in, it's immediately loaded into the cloud. Directly at the viola master on the table. And then he says, "Oh, Philipp, come here!" Very good tip top. It's like a doll. And today we celebrate the premiere of our podcast. It's finally, after two months, which we don't have anymore, maybe one month more, where we can send messages to you in the podcast. Over Spotify! Over Spotify. So if you're watching this right now, you can see it on the left. It's happening! From Simon. And he has a really important question. So let's go in. Hello everyone. This is Simon. First of all, we have a podcast tour. And he took my place. He told me once that he was going to join the army. He said he was also going to work. He's going to Jötzberg now. He just took my place that he was going to join. Simon, you're so late. Thank you very much. No problem. Thank you for your speech. You're such a late English journalist. Did you know that I should ask this afterwards? I really have the important question. Philipp, you're the only one who's going to join. Explain to us. Where are you going to join? A burnt person under the finger? And maybe the march? By the way, I'm going to Jötzberg this Saturday. Yes. We're going to start the sauna. We're going to Jötzberg. In the team digital. But of course a bit in the village. On top of that, on the Mackey's Hörndli. As you said, at the Melchlist. Maybe you can build up a couple of friendships with Simon. You're going to join? Yes. There's nothing to join. There's nothing to join? There is. No, there's nothing to join. You're going to join. You're going to take the things, the heavy things. And then you're going to put the heavy things in your pants. You're going to put them on top of each other. And then you're going to put them on top of each other. And then you're going to pull the door. And then you're going to put the animals on top of each other. Yes, inside. Yes, that's the animal. On top of things. You want to walk around like they want. And then you're going to hold it in your arms. You're going to say, when we have a creative job at the top, think a little bit out of the box. Think out of the box, at creative work. Should we think out of the train? Or not? Yes, I'm not that good at work yet. I still have to learn a bit. But for work, you're good at work together. Work, not everyone. Yes, that's the way it is. We did it like that. Thank you very much for your speech. I haven't asked you any questions in the last few months, or hours, or minutes, or days, or cycles, or at the end of the year. Then I'll send you the speech through Spotify. But wait a little bit more. I think there will be a lot, a lot of speeches that I can ask. Philippo, have you learned to sing so well? That's incredible. Yes, that's a lot of speeches. No, that's never asked. I can't say for sure not with the Till Lindenmann. He sang a little bit. Oh my, oh, difficult topic. Philippe is coming with the difficult topics. Maybe the band Ramstein, the lead singer Till Lindenmann, will criticize at the moment relatively sharply. Relatively well, that's a real life. Yes, maybe the radio of this "Row Zero" where a nice young woman is invited to sing between the songs by the lead singer Till Lindenmann for a 30-minute speech. Exactly. You watched the video of him. He was the first person who was really worried about Twitter, and then a German said that he made a 40-minute video. With the black hair? Not quite. I have to say, he's crazy. He's crazy. Yes, I'm sure he has a 40-minute video. Yes, man. I'm really excited. Yes, one thing. I was afraid for the morning show early in the morning. I didn't know if I had to do it or not. I watched it quickly, and you're relatively fast. I have to talk to you. I have to be fully prepared for the morning show. I didn't think about the tragic story and if everything goes well, then it's really the end of this band. And actually, it's funny, because I've never really had much time with Rammstein. Of course, you know Rammstein and you've already heard his songs. If this summer would have gone well, Rammstein would be very angry. It's just that he sold everything for his influence in the dressing room. I asked him afterwards, and he said he wanted to fill in the dressing room. But now I have to say, "Hey, I'm actually still crazy about yesterday evening where I researched." Till Lindemann had already done a few things. I didn't know that, did I? Yes. For the knowledge, I looked into it quickly. How old is this band? I don't think it's that old. But I can tell you how old it is. Till Lindemann is old. Yes, it's already over 60. At the age of 60, it's the fourth year. It's almost the same birthday as this one. At the age of 60, it's a bit older. And I have to say, at this age, you could almost give props so that you can still get such nice young women at home. But if you do this now, so that we can check how it is done, so that certain people are impressed by the way they look at it, then it's just fucking shocking. And because it's just a star and internationally known, certain women are not included. The big statement is important and right. I want to be a bit more careful because I know that in the past, certain women, some men, why do you say that? Did you say something or did you not say anything? There is a good example of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. It was a case where Amber Heard, Johnny Depp, said a lot of things. Did she kick your ass now or not? I think she kicked your ass. Exactly. It's a very difficult topic. Some of you already had some misuse experiences. I can't even imagine and I hope that the person who was responsible in this story will get involved. I mean, he himself. But there are other people involved. There is a woman who has chosen women. Rammstein has chosen people who are groupies or women who were under 30, and who had never asked for an ID. It was a 16-year-old or even younger woman. And if you take a look at the tape by Till Lindemann Heiko. I have to say Heiko. And it's quite disturbing. I don't want to get too much into it. If you really want to go and inform you seriously, don't let Shaiix take a look at the video on Instagram. It's now 1 million. I think it's now over 2 million. How does the video I talked about or what we talked about 1.6 million. In any case, I thought that when I looked at the video it was 40 minutes or so. For me, after the video, I was more or less clear, "This guy, this is sorry. You can't do anything big." It's clear that there are people against him. But what made me proud was that I looked at the video and there were still a lot of people who said they were behind this band. Despite all that, from my point of view, they looked at the videos and analyzed them and so on. And despite that, they were still behind it. I thought, "What are there for factors?" And I looked at this whole story, I found that the Shaiix daddy who made the video, published a story that said she was very proud of it, that she received so much feedback and saw the media, that she wrote a lot of things about the press. But for the first time, she wanted to be there for a few days. And at the same time, before she released the video, she opened her own fashion market. Now, of course, if you want to be bad, you can say, "Speculation, okay, she just wants to stay in the trend." And through this topic, she can also say that she wants to stay in the trend. I think it's her personal opinion. It's interesting, isn't it? Exactly. And her fashion market, which I'm talking about now. Of course, you can say it like this. I would probably say the other way. But I honestly have the feeling that you can't think straightly at someone. That's what I'm thinking about. I hope that we can prove one thing what exactly this is about. I have to say, I don't watch the video very often. Maybe I can't agree with you. I've been asked this whole time if you've seen it or haven't seen it yet. Why is not the only one of these girls going to the police? I have the feeling that a lot of these women and girls who are in the trend are not only in Rammstein, and they already know that. They know exactly what they're doing. You know women who are looking for contact to some kind of personalities and with them just make them "ficky-ficky" and shine with them. They don't just have a cool after-show party and don't just have a little argument "Hey, I already have a person with me." There is maybe a little cash and there are new invitations for the next concerts etc. I have the feeling the two of them I've noticed that you've already said "Shye-X" or "Faila". It's weird that for example, "Daddy's Shye-X" and for her clothes market she wrote "From Daddy" which is so authentic about such a serious topic in the internet. Yes, it's a different debate. I have to watch the whole video to talk about it. I think the two of them who are already with the viewers as I mentioned they don't know yet and I believe that they are up there. I think you already think "Ah, after-show party, there is a dragon on the sofa laying the flag." And I understand that it was for me the way I was with the other one when I left. I knew that something was completely next to me but I didn't have the same idea. Yes, you do. Of course I can't compare but it is a fundamental structure. You don't have the same idea and you are so very careful and if the other women don't have the same idea then it's easy and normal and you ask yourself if there is a problem and you think it's a bit sad and everyone else thinks it's easy. This is the second last episode of a long, long time. It wasn't just a depressive moment. No, not at all. I have to give you something light. You should give us some nice news this week. That's right. Our recommendation No, not ours. Not ours. Your recommendation. It's called "the recommendation of the week". Our recommendation of the week. My recommendation is take your bank and collect a cashier and save it every day. You need a lot of money in the pocket. If you want to buy the new toothbrush from Apple it's the cheapest one. And you'll find it awesome. We have a different opinion. I've never really talked to you about it. About the toothbrush. The other toothbrush. It was last night. No, it was last night. The 5th of June. It was last night. No, it was last night. It was last night. It wasn't last night. It was mid-week. It was the 5th of June. It was the 2nd day. It was last night. It was mid-week. It was mid-week. It was mid-week. It was mid-week. It was mid-week. It was mid-week. It was mid-week. It was mid-week. It was mid-week. It was mid-week. It was mid-week. It was mid-week. It was mid-week. I didn't feel surprised. And then I got my phone in the middle of the table. And then I followed the whole Apple Keynote Live. I think Philippe saw the first page. Yes. Wow, such a bullshit. I can't believe it. The creator of the earth. The technology. What did he find in the computer? Bruh, what are you doing? He has animated emojis that can change the size. What are you talking about? Bruh. I have to say, I think Donald Trump and Tim Cook could still be colleagues. They both have the same behavior. Donald Trump said, I'm the best. With me. Thanks to me, it's all like this. Without me, it's all much worse. I'm a little similar to Apple. They say, oh, that's the best thing we've ever done. It's incredible. And there's nothing comparable. Et cetera, et cetera. Nine years. Philippe, it's almost a decade. Ten years. I've been waiting for this announcement. Excited to see how it's going. And I just knew. And maybe Apple is coming in more. Or through. But it's just a fact. I just have the feeling that if Apple brings something out, it just gets away. And they also bring something cool out. I think software like Gale, or the ecosystem where they created it, everything works together. The ecosystem. You can copy something on your hand. You can paste it on the MacBook. That's what it is. You can't do that on your hand. But you were like, wow, that's great. And I was like, wow, that's great. And I was like, wow, that's great. It has been around for ten years. You just have to do two more muscle exercises. You just have to do two more muscle exercises. 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And a lot of these German YouTubers have already tried out X eyebrows from other manufacturers. And so far, they actually didn't like it, but what they said is really worse than what I've seen so far. All of them said that the eyebrows of Apple feel the same as five years in the future. Yes, well, they also received five-dimensional contracts. I think in the case of Apple, nothing matters. There was also a point of criticism, for example, about the weight of the eyebrows, with almost half a kilo. What? That's all you got. You already have a heavy head. Then we already reacted to it. Now it's going to be heavy again. And at the same time, alcohol is also not very cool. But they say that the quality of their eyebrows has a great quality. And it's just that you don't have a computer anymore. You don't need a TV anymore. You don't need anything anymore. You can just put on your eyebrows. You have a screen that is as big as you want and you can also look around on this 3D film. And the 3D elements also come from that screen. That's what I mean. And you have photos, 3D photos with which you can put on your eyebrows and press it like this. And then you make a video or a 3D picture where you can send it to someone who has one of those eyebrows and the person can look at it in 3D. That's really cool. That's really really cool, I have to say. So there's my little technician on it. It's now in the last few years almost nothing has been given to me what I said before. It was an innovation. And now I know all the people who want to get back on Android and start using Apple App. They will now cut if I take in the word "innovation" when I talk to their brothers. But it's just crazy again. They sure know what they're doing. It looks nice and I'm happy that they can try it out themselves. I'm hyped. What a mess. Now I'm going back down. On the floor of the facts for you. Your statement about it. Look now. I bought my iPhone for a very long time. Really long time. You've always been on Android, right? Yes, for 6-7 years already. I've always been on it. I don't even know how it came to that. My brother was an Apple fan and he still had 2-3 people who had a typical Apple. Apple boys, our hands are all working. We don't have to make any comparisons because it's the newest one. He had an iPhone, what was it? 8 or 9 or 10 or something like that. He just kept it down and I said, "Come, let's give it to them. They need something new. I just tested it." And he said, "Yeah, it's just cool." But maybe it's just cool because he likes it otherwise I have to say I can take it the other way around. But if you compare it, it's just a way to stop and use the home screen. It's just liquid and it works. If you have an Android and you have to use the apps, because with this home screen I have 10 FPS on Android and 300 on Android. You really have a Samsung that has a better processor. It has Windows 7. You can have a great processor if the software is shit. And I have to say, I've always been on Android. I've been on the same path as Philip. At the beginning I only had Android. When I first saw it in Samsung, it had to be Samsung Galaxy. And I first came to the iPhone. And I thought, "It's got me up again." A story. So the first thing I noticed was that it always asked me, "Hey, you want to watch a video?" "What do you want to watch?" "Play or something." Oh, and you want to play the "Haskick", right? Yes. It's such a peaceful person. You've been on the phone for a long time. But fuck off! When I want to watch a video, the one I don't want to think about first, "Hey, do you want to play with the full LCD player?" "Do you want to watch it with Facebook?" Yes, that would be great. I'll just play the video. Okay? And now there's a double one. I have to go to the table. My first hand. The first thing I had was an Android. And I was a little bit like a puppet. In the puppet, I consumed some videos or some other sites. No, it's like a dirty movie. It's like a dirty movie, right? Yes, I saw it there. 15, 16, something like that. 14, 15. And it starts around here. And then I always looked at it in front of me. And I didn't notice that all the videos that I play download them to me. On the Android phone, in a place like this. And it has a download place where you have a photo place, where you have a video place. And it downloaded it all to me. In the download place. And I never liked it. And then I got a new hand and thought, "Hey, give me back my hand." Pow! I really thought, "What did you download together with a virus?" "What do these two young ladies do on this picture?" "Did you download something?" Yes, I kind of played it. I saw a virus on the water. I saw a virus. But I really liked it. That's why... What did your sister say? "Our recommendation of the week." "Your recommendation of the week." If you have an Android phone, go to the download site. Check it out. My sister is just two years younger than me. If this happened to 14, she was only 12 years old. I hope she didn't miss it. She's mine. The thing is, I noticed that she was in this download site after I gave her my sister. I checked it out. At some point I got a new hand which I gave my sister for a long time. I'll go through these places and see the download site. The last six months, I did an experience in the film industry. It was all in there. And yes, that's why my recommendation is to check out what's in there. Because Samsung has this. I have to ask you a short question so you can tell the whole story. Where is your podcast? I have no idea. You'll find it out. Selin, I hope you'll be able to tell what's going on. I want reactions. I want reactions to Selin's story. Oh my god. Crazy. There's one more. Is this the last one? Friday. Tomorrow is Thursday for all Catholics or for those who live in Catholic cathedrals. Except for you and your mum. You forgot. That's a bit weird. Hello everyone. It's Friday again. Before the summer holidays. Take your socks with you. It's getting emotional. I said take your socks with you. I don't know. But I need your socks. I'll give you a death certificate. These are not my socks. I hear many people at home saying that six times in a row. Awful. Take care, guys. Bye. Have a nice day. Bye.