Flock Cameras Are Worse Than You Think - The Kinda Overserved Crossover | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 286

- How do you feel about flat cameras? - If you're not doing anything wrong. - No, no. - I've got horrible news for all the feminists. - Can I share a dog boob story? - What the fuck is this guy talking about? - No! - Yeah! - Aw, this is gonna be great. - I hate that. - That's everything. ♪ Say hi to me, lie ♪ ♪ It's racially ambiguous, branding ♪ ♪ His hair is fucking fabulous, don't know ♪ ♪ A dog soaked his position ♪ ♪ And there's a fat electrician ♪ ♪ Will come to unsubscribe ♪ - God, do the countdown, everyone ready? - Three, two, one. (camera clicks) - Huh? - We exceeded the mic. - He's like white trash. - Yeah. - Oh, there's none like scrambled TV in your mouth. - Hi, welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined here today by Eli. I know it's the Unsubscribe Podcast 'cause I can see his face this time. And then, of course, we're joined with Joe from Overserved, Richard. Everybody knows Richard. I'm still me. This podcast is a bastard conglomeration of three other podcasts, Hodge Podge together. - Four? - Oh, this is a prankest time. Yeah, kind of unsubbed. I mean, literally, I'm, yeah. - What we're doing was we're trying to figure out if we can replace Ethan. (laughing) - We're not even testing. - We're gonna do tryouts right now. - Who's our new Ethan? - Do I have to show my balls? - No, I'm eating right now. - Do you know what? - I'll do it. No, no, don't. - I will say, I will say, seeing Ethan and one of those cowboy hats would be very funny. - Oh. - I think seeing Ethan and anything is funny, just 'cause it's Ethan. You know what I mean? It's like having a mentally ill kid at the circus. You know, whatever they put him in, whatever paint or how they prop him up. - His face right now. - Do you hear it in this? - Disapproving. - Oh yeah. - Oh. - He's all seen like turns of endearment. I don't know how we could go wrong. - We love Ethan. He just gets picked on. - You love Ethan and you love his balls. We love his balls. - I don't like the way that he said it. - Yeah. - We love Ethan's balls. Well. - We love. - Okay. - I mean, Joe's not the next Ethan. Got it. - I'm not a fool. - No, I don't know. He's putting his fun in his mouth. It's pretty good. - I can put my nuts in my mouth. Does that make me Ethan? - Now he's asking for that approval. There we go. - Verification validation maybe. - Yeah, this is, we had what Cody's dinner. We filmed already earlier today and then everyone. Everyone had some drinks in my Cody's dinner. I was like, oh, this is birthday dinner. Everyone had good time. Fucking lots of sushi in that sushi. - Sushi. - Sushi. - And then Nick just landed. Now we're doing this. Fantastic. Nick has a book. It's already for sale right now. It's a coloring book on transitioning children, right? - Of course. - Yeah, yeah, definitely. - Socialism? - It's for all of us. - Oh. - Everybody. Whether you like it or not. - The title of the book is called It'll Work This Time. (all laughing) - Oh, that'll be different this time. - It'll be different, yeah. - It's literally a never-ending book series. It'll work this time. - This time it'll work. - This time it'll be different. (all laughing) - You can do it all over. You can do like, eventually it becomes like sci-fi. Ian, you try it out in space. - Mothers. - No, we do a prequel. - A prequel. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Before I mean. - This is from 10 to 11. How it was the age group for it to do something. - It's like, they're like Goosebumps books basically. So like seven to 12 year old is like reading level. So it's written for. - So if you write Goosebumps after 12 years old, you're probably dumb. - No, I'm just saying that's like the reading level or whatever that it's designed for. - Okay. - You still read 'em if you want. - I'm saying. - You know. Reading Goosebumps at seven to eight. - For other people. - Yeah. - I could be a thanks. - Don't limit it. - It's not a bad thing. - I mean, open it up to everybody, right? - You know, you read it again 'cause you want to better understand it. It's a deep read. - But when you buy it, do you get all of them? - I don't know. - You can buy the first three books or you can buy the 10 books set, or then there's like the, we have like a limited number of the big sets. It's like a, all 10 books, it comes in an ammo can with like three different quack bang ducks and patches and a map and all kinds of shit. - Yeah, that sounds awesome. - It was the map to the Declaration of Independence or-- - No, it's a map from the book series. - The whole concept is that the Germans won, while the Axis forces won World War II, and it's like modern times and we're living in German occupied America. - This is a pro-Nazi book? - No. - I don't know, that's kind of what I'm talking about. - It's running with Brandon, Jesus. - This is a fantasy novel. - Wait a sec. - So Socialists will love it. There's gonna be a great train system across the United States. - That's gonna be a really good room. - You'd like three rides? - I mean, the National Socialist Party is what would technically have won, so. - Did you guys watch just real quick bridge, uh, Bridge of Terributia? - Jesus Christ, I watched it for the first time last night with Kendall and says like, "You guys are gonna love this." Jesus, have you watched it? - No, I don't. - I don't heard of it. It's an old movie. - Don't do it. - No, watch it. Well, it's a great kids movie. - What does that say? - What does it say? - When you say it like that? - I don't believe in it. - It's a really good kids movie. - Oh, it's a lot of lessons. I did not expect that. - Do I have to be present to you? - It's been a while since I've seen it, so I'm not. - I don't want to root to you guys. - Well, that's not-- - I'm not gonna watch the bridge to Terributia. - Well, let's not do that. I want to get back to his book real quick. - No, this is why, by the way. - So my daughter is 13 and 11. It's just something that they can consume and it's good for history, right? - Yeah, yeah, it's basically so like with the whole concept behind the books was like, I get asked all the time like, can you make censored versions of your videos because I want to show them in my class and my history teacher, I want to show them to my kids and at home school blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I tried doing censored videos. I had TFE censored, I censored a bunch of my old videos. Unfinable on YouTube because the algorithm's like, oh, this is just a carbon copy of this other video. You could not even find them if you tried. - Oh, that's why. - Unless you had like the direct like it sucked. So then I was like, all right, final, write these books and basically the concept was, I don't know how to make history entertaining if I can't drop F-bombs and have adult humor. - Spicy sense. - So I basically made a fictional story but then put all the real history inside of it. How do I teach kids about the horrible slaughter of millions of people? - What kind of people? - But I can't be Chris. - Right. - I got to make it fun. - Well, it's not, it's not. - Making fun, yeah. - I think some of your friends tried that. It didn't work. - We do, it's cut to musical. It's called Hit Learning Spring. - Hit. - In Springtime. - Injury. - But, yeah. - Yeah, I know. - The concept is basically like modern day. I work at a museum and I figure out that Germany managed to win World War II because they developed a time travel device and they went back in time and did something to make it so that a 10 of America's best war heroes never became America's war heroes, somehow. - Damn. - And I figured this out. I get a hold of one of these time machines I refer ever shit. I get at working. I do all the research, figure out what the Germans did, what the timeline's supposed to be and I'm getting ready to go fix it myself and then I get disappeared by the Gestapo and cutter and cash. My sons find all my notes. - The Clintons are in the time machines. - Okay. - Yeah, basically. So they find all my notes. So then, you know, they have to learn what the real timeline's supposed to be and that's where like the real history comes in. So like, they get to go and learn the whole story of Dick Bong or whoever the war hero is. - He got Dick Bong and now Dad's head. - And then that's-- - And then that's-- - Put him together. Dad will be alive again. - He'll be alive again. - He just killed you in your own book. - He's just a Frankenstein of America's greatest heroes. - I'm just making a story. - I've been clombered, I've shit. - Well, now it's fact, you put it on the internet, so. - Oh, and I thought of a joke that I wanted to say earlier. Bridget, Terrapathia. What is that? A young little black girl's name. Who's Terrapathia? - William Detroit. - What's going on here? - And you can't just close your ears real quick. So I can ruin this for Bridget. Do you got that movie? Do you remember like, it's like near the middle end and it's the beginning, it's like, oh, I have this, now I can't do it. - This childhood and it's, my dad doesn't talk to me but he pays attention to my little sister and I like art where poor blah, blah, blah, blah. School bullies, oh, but kind of the cool kid. And then I have a crush on the teacher and a new girl shows up. And then that new girl becomes my best friend. We don't like each other first. Then we become each other's best friend and then we have these adventures in this piece of the woods that we swing across a river and you land on the other side and it's magical. - Are we back on the zip line with the Dredals? Is that where we're at? - I'm sorry, zip line with the Dredals. - Yeah. - Oh that was earlier, that was it. - Yeah, I was in earlier conversation. - That was a different hypothetically. - What if the string around Manhattan for Hasidic Jews is a zip line? - Is actually a zip line for a way to transfer firearms out of the windows quickly when they get raided. You know, like get rid of the unregistered firearms. - It's just a Jewish Beyblade arena. - Yeah, don't pull it, my hand's gonna spin really fast and destroy all of lower Brooklyn. - I didn't, yeah. - I thought it was gonna actually be a storm. - Did you imagine it was a big Beyblade and just like they pull it and all the guys on Manhattan are like, "Oh, I am getting sick from the motion." Hi, she's, we gotta be careful. [BLANK_AUDIO] and burrow deeper, it got to keep that hair back. - Well, they don't have to wear this typical force. It's just gonna be like, (laughs) - I don't think it's a second in it. - Speaking of movies, my kids were watching Fox in the Hound like the last night. - All right, that one too, I hated it. - I think it's okay. - I hated it as an adult. The whole time, I'm like 20 minutes into this movie and all I could think is. - Put 'em down. - This is just propaganda of the hippie kid raised by the single mom not wanting to get a fucking job and looking down on his friend for trying to be a successful member of society. - The entire time. - I've been watched it since I've been. - Predictive programming. - Yeah. - Did we cover this before? - Great. - I haven't watched it in long enough now. I don't know, like I remember, is the sad movie as a kid. I'm trying to remember if there's like a way that I can turn this into like. - A judo. - No, it was gonna go racial, yeah. But I don't remember enough of it to do it. - Is the black kid the Fox? - Just a good guy. - Wasn't, no, I don't. (laughing) - Is there a cat in there? I don't think there's a cat in there. - All right, batten a thousand, so. - It's a hunt, it's like, oh, you guys can't get along because I'm a hunt dog. - Yeah. - And then, no, that's a bad dog. - Yeah. - The dog wants to work for a living and the Fox wants to go dick off in the woods all day. - Yeah, it literally. - It's the whole story. - The Fox is trying to like talk him out of doing his job. - Yeah. - Nick, I feel like you're wrecked my (beep) childhood. - I'm sorry. - He just gonna take off in the woods. I'm like, I don't even know what that means. - It was the Fox's name, Lennon. - What? - Sorry. - You were fucking asleep here. - You sleep here. - We're here. Oh yeah, back to the bridge. So he goes halfway through the movie. They're best friends, all good. Then they help a bully out and you're like, oh, dope, okay. Oh, the teacher invited him to a museum. He's like, yeah, I want to go to the museum. Boom, he gets back and the mom's like, oh my God, you're alive. We weren't. - And he's like, what the hell's going on? You're best friend drowned. The best friend little girl just dies. The re-forged the way through the movie. And it is like, dude, (beep) face was like, what? I was like, oh, what the fuck? - Were they swung back over and she didn't make it? - She tried to swing. No, she went because he wasn't there. He went to the museum. She went to play by herself. And when she swung, the rope broke and she drowned in the river. - Oh, that's heartbreaking. - Yeah, that would, yeah, did not expect that twist in that movie. And that's why women should never be alone. Words to live by. - They have the right to swim, right? Think it's swim. - It's not about the right. It's about the ability, apparently. - Oh, oh, oh. Now you're judging them on abilities and standards, Nick. - Oh, gosh. - Who's Bill? - I don't know. - Who's Bill T? - Okay, no, that hurts of swimming. - We kind of talked earlier. - No, okay. - Do you guys do police together? - Yeah, how much do you police together? - Well, we try not to police each other. - Yeah. - Is that what you said? - Yes. - Okay, good. Yeah. - Not that often. Our paths don't cross to-- - Not anymore. - No, they occasionally did in the early days. And then sometimes I would rub off on Joe, like the scroll. - Oh, fuck. What? - Remember the scroll? - Yeah, I know the scroll, but why are you rubbing off on me? - 'Cause we're gay. - Oh, okay. That's, he's right. So, absolutely, or matching. Rich taught me a few things about issuing tickets and citations, true. - Yeah. - When people are like, "Yeah, you're gonna throw the book at me?" - Yeah, absolutely, 100%. I've looked up every subsection and you're deserving of each of these. New York State is not gonna hold you accountable for any of these. You'll pay a small service thing and you'll be like, "Oh, I'm gonna beat the charge. You ain't beating the ride." And we have to have a sanction involved with our negative impact. Oh my God, like you committed a crime, like, "Yeah, I can't take it to jail." However, neat, these are traffic tickets, which you can't avoid. So, here you go. - Prince, (mimics gunfire) - Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken. - Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken. - Replicate. - Hey, you ever just wake up and fell like your mattress sucks and it beat your ass, punch you in the face? - That's crazy, does the mattress also (beep) your mom? (laughs) - You ever wake up feeling like you slept in a swamp? 'Cause you're disgusting nasty ball sweat? - I see most of you on Reddit, so I know you have. - Time to break up with that mattress. - Get divorced from your mattress. Get a ghost bed, (beep) that home. - You're worth more, you're so strong. - Well, guess what? Ghost bed just launched their new mattress line. It's designed to keep you cool, supported in all the right areas. If you catch my drift, you're a giant (beep) hog and help you get sleep. - These beds are built with a patented cooling technology Brandon, so you can keep your giant (beep) hog cool. Did you know they're built to last? - That's right, none of that drippin' year nonsense. Every mattress has a 20 or 25 year warranty. That means if I bought one today, it will outlive me before the warranty expires. I don't have much time left. - Especially if as much as you smoke. - Wait, to make it real, Brandon. - Plus 101 night sleep trial. - Don't love it, send that (beep) back. 101 nights, that's three months, gris free. - They got the full set up. - Adjustable bases and pillows, buttery soft sheets, buttery. - And even better, you can get 10% off sight-wide when you go to gosped.com/unsubscribe and use code unsubscribe. And that's on top of their everyday deals of mattresses, adjustable bases and pillows, already being up to 50% off. Come on guys, what do we do? What do we do? Why aren't you going to, why aren't you going, why aren't you going and using code unsubscribe? - Hey, go use code unsubscribe. - What's happening? What's going on? - Let's go spend.com/unsubscribe. - Use code unsubscribe. - Sleep better, stay cooler. - This is a threat. - I know what I want to ask Joe about. How do you feel about flock cameras? - Oh, he loves them. - It's all about God, seriously? - Yeah. - I think they're using, as Rich says. - If you're not doing anything wrong, what's the big deal? - Oh, you're going to get me to use followers. - No. - No. - That's the rich too far. - The rich too far is people are going to be like, wait a second, you like some, no? - No. - No. - All right. - We're going to start off. - Do we do it dramatically or do we just jump right into it? - You're going to do the devil's advocate, which is why I love you. Go on, do it. - So devil's advocate has a law enforcement officer. I'm here with you. - As Joe says. - Yes. - It's officer (beep) standing in New York says so. - Oh, nope. - Whoa. - Jesus Christ. - Oh, see Rich says you can't. Okay, see? Don't delete that. - You said your last name. - Fuck me. - Officer Eli says. - Yep. - I think it changed it. - Heidi, part. - Hi, I'm Nick Eli. All right, cool. - That's like a slur, I don't know why that sounded bad to me. - Nick Eli? - Yeah, I already knew. - Nick Eli's. - Nick Eli? - No, Nick Eli. You got the sound of that. - And now we're all Russian police officers. Anyway, this is good with government overreach. I feel like this is appropriate. So, flock cameras as intended, which is mostly abused by government. And we all know this. I feel like it should protect people. We have a little bubble we talked about this before. You guys are going to bed at night. You put your little head in the building. Oh my god, I'm sleeping so safe. Because nobody's violated your little bubble of protection. But then somebody goes into your car, your wife wakes up and you're like, oh man, they stole my thing. And then this and the kids get the cards and all the things. Now you can't go to bed at night. It's like a real dude going, I mean, people are skulking around my property, trying to take my shoes. - You have no idea how many guns and how excited I'd be about this situation. - We all welcome this. - That would be. - Right now. - I'm doing nice. - Nice. - Each of you guys are fantasizing about your $2,000 helmet with the $40,000 worth of nods. And the $6,000 worth of gun you're about to bring out with a suppressor. Like, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha. Right? - I'm just be like, okay, let's bring up all my video feeds around my house. - So the average person lives a life that is blind to what most preparedness people like are viewing to. So, flat cameras in real time catch it, real criminals. Somebody's breaking in this. I'm like, oh my god, somebody just stole my car. What kind of car do you have, man? Okay, red, whatever. AI technology, red, whatever, type it in. We find it. It blasts past a flat camera. I can increase the area which we look at flat cameras. Not just our little town, but the state. Not the whole state, the entire FNUS. Whoever has a flat camera is all connected. Seems very genuine. We're gonna catch the bad guy. Now, what I've kind of figured out and people have enlightened me too. Government's selling the data. All the data. Whether you walked by a flat camera with your phone in your pocket, it's like, hey, it's not restricted. It's like, it knows you as an individual. - It's 100% dude. And initially, I was like, oh, people don't like flat because in real life, they're catching you. And if you download Farmville and other apps, you're giving up all your information at the, oh, you know what I mean? - Yeah. - Like, oh, do terms of conditions accept. I just want to gamble online. I just want to do a thing. But, flock seems to be privatizing and bypassing your fourth amendment rights. - The part that bothers me is I have zero faith in the government, especially you guys where you're at. - Where are you guys? - New Yorkers. - Okay. - I have zero faith in your government, letting you actually use it to its potential of how it's supposed to be used. - So they allow us to? - No, I'm just saying like, they will fucking be like, they're going to put you guys on the job with access to flat cameras. And you are going to find the motherfucker that stole my shit, and then your DA is going to be like, - They're off. - Let him go. - Oh, yeah. - That's my issue. - I have zero faith in the system following. - So with doing it. As we move past like there. - And then it's pointless when you look at it. - Yeah. - Oh, he's going down the work, right? - I violated, I have fun. - Literally, as far as I'm here, the best case scenario all flock does for me is I now know who stole my shit. I still don't get it back. He doesn't get in trouble. Now I'm just more upset. - Yeah, now I'm more upset. - I'm giving away more of my data for the exact same information that we would have got with just normal license plate readers. - Or security cameras, right? - That are not actively or aggressively sucking up all your data from your phone. - Fun part about flock, right? Do you think we would need flock if we had people with multiple thousand-dollar headsets, night vision, judiciously issuing accountability? So if the person breaking into your car that you could see on your phone from your own cameras that you bought, they're not connected to anything. - Fap, fat. - Will we have that problem? If people were to quote from around and find out in your driveway the instant the crime was happening and then the officer that investigated was a, he'd listen. - I understand they were trying to come after you. I mean, take your property. - Life, liberty, and property, right? - Count on it. - Count on it. - You don't even have to shoot the guy. I have a full faith. The issue would get very, very minimalized if the first time you guys caught him, the DA would just fucking actually punish people and start letting them go right away again. - Well, so the DA doesn't do the punishment. The DA is the prosecution, it's the judges. - No, actually, and the DA can also decide to not take the court out or give plea deals. - Yeah. - We're currently in a world in Erie County where district attorney Cain will plea deal the shit out of everything and you're just like, yeah, whenever. - Stout, right? - Yeah. - Brenns, the thing, okay, so she represented a convicted child abuser to regain custody of his child that he abused. - Why are we not blaster away for the moment? - It's coming out, but we understand what convicted means, right? - Yeah, on the reasonable count. - No, winter indictment, everybody said you did it. You beat, I'm five, you're you. You beat the shit out of me and then you go to jail for it or pay your fine around probation, whatever. And then sometime later, you go, hey, I want to see my kid, the one that I beat the shit out of, the one that should be protected and not really see me or should see me supervised. And she's like, I want to take that man out as a client, kind of an issue, 'cause she's like, what, trying to protect families, right? 'Cause guns are bad. 2025, by the way. - Rooved that, by the way. - Oh, that's recent. - This is, this is, no, this is recent. - Brawl. - Yeah. - You don't have to dig. This is surface level information. - I was like, "Oh, Lee, shit." - I guarantee you she calls (beep) miles minor or check. - Maps. - Yeah, oh, God. - Yeah. - Especially with the size of those gums around those teeth. - Brawl. - Well, she's just hungry. - I never saw, I think the only thing she works out are her (beep) gums, 'cause those things stick further out from her fucking teeth than his forehead. - Mr. Ritt. - I was thinking more like a wall race type of situation. - I love the comments that are just like, wow, you're criticizing her appearance. Unpopular opinion, yeah. If you can't control what you shove in your fucking face, why do you think you should control the country? - I don't think you can't take care of yourself. You cannot take care of yourself, but now, now you want to take care of Americans. - No self control whatsoever. - When people say, "Oh, I can't believe you "to attack her appearance." I'm not making fun of like the amount of makeup that she's wearing. I'm making fun of the fact that you can't fit through a (beep) normal door. The one thing, you are completely controlled. - That's different. - Complete control. - Yeah. - Laws of thermodynamics aren't crazy. - You got a shit, you shoving your mouth. - And the other part is like, we didn't start it. - We didn't start the fire. - Nobody mentioned her weight publicly. - Publicly. - We didn't say things by a close on a second. - Until she started lying and saying that Brandon was a fucking neo-nazzi, which is objectively a lie. Misrepresented it. So she gets the lie about my friend. I'm completely justified in telling the truth about you. - Yeah, absolutely. - That you have no. - The caloric intake is massive. - Bro. - What's it called? - It's something where you're bringing your like, impulse control. She's got no impulse control. - Well, emotional regulation, impulse control, zero, right? And then we're gonna be like, oh, I need to make a logical decision, but I'm also gonna let my Twinkie make the decision. I don't agree with that. - It's not my fault, too. I have to accept it. - The sugar is making me bomb somebody. - I know. - I will never understand how it. Where was it post just the other day? It was a huge lady in front of the statue or the. Paris. - I forgot how her. - She's like, I'm here. She's in one of the, like, mwah, mobile chairs. - Oh, and the comments. - Do you open those comments up? It's like, well, everyone knows you're American. (all laughing) - And that's just more than a real piece. - Yeah. - That's all it takes. It's like, you already know just hands down, if it's super fat like that, that's an American visiting your country, which is wild. - We probably have judgment. - Where everybody knows how well off you are across the world. - That's right. - Yeah, that's right. - Discussing slab because we live in excess. Shut up in your penis. - But we're starving and you're like, oh, man. - What's the, you know the bell curve? - Yeah. - It's like the bell curve of, like, poverty, but it's size, like, really, really poor people. Super skinny. - Really? - Medium, medium poor people, just morbidly obese. (all laughing) - Well, be people. - And you get more money. You can afford a setback, can you get skinny again? (all laughing) - You're right here. - You'll see. - I'm looking at the diary, I mean, it's more of a circle, not a bell curve, and, yeah, depressions. - There's a hole in the middle, it's a donut. - I will never understand it. That's the one thing. I'm just like, it's not that hard. - You can do, like, bare minimum and be fine. To get to that size, it is a- - It doesn't happen overnight. It's definitely a dedicated, I didn't do nothing, right? - It's like a 300 pounds overweight. Doesn't happen overnight. - No, none of it happens overnight. - You know what I think she's committed to is her caloric intake. - That's what I'm saying. - Yeah. - It's not an action, it's not like I ate one extra drink or a twinkie and I'm like, oh my God, I'm so fat today. No, it's a consistent behavioral pattern over a period of time that delineates fat from skinny, right? I can wake up and go to the gym every day and sweat in Texas, yeah, it's fucking hot down here, by the way. Can you do something about that? - We did a garage workout. - It was wet. - Yeah. - No, that wasn't. - And you did it in the morning too, which is the cool time of the day. - That's inappropriate. - It was not cool. - Well, you get like, again, to get to that size, you have to put an effort. - And if you're eating clean and healthy. - Oh, if you're eating clean and healthy, that's a lot of fucking food. Anyone that eats clean and healthy, that is a lot of calories. - I don't know that it's possible if you're eating clean and food to get that big. - Whoa. - 4,000 calories of healthy food. - Of rice and meat. - Dude, that's like four pounds of lettuce. Six pounds of strawberries. We're not even doing the math. - But it's enough meat and rice to put Chipotle out of business. - Did you guys ever look at strawberries? I did this for my daughters. I had to. I was like, oh, how many calories are these strawberries? 350 calories. It was like a pint of strawberries. They're full. Like, it's a massive quantity of fruit. That's 350 calories. - 4,000. - For a meal. Like, that's insane, right? And then we look at fiber. I don't even get into fiber because these kids, like, they shit like it's their job. - It's fourth, four and a half pounds of chicken for 4,000 calories. - Who's doing that? - You're eating chickens. - Yeah. - Full of chickens, dude. - That would literally be my daily caloric intake. It's like 4,000 calories. It's like one full rotisserie chicken. That would take me, I can eat a whole, I've eaten a full rotisserie chicken in a day. As long as vegetables and like a little something extra, right? But it also like, I burn. - I'm gonna be honest. You think a rotisserie chicken would be four, now it's a vegetable. - I don't leave you. - I'd be saying four pounds, right? - Yeah, but I don't know. - No, no, no, no. - No bones. - Straight meat. I don't know that a rotisserie chicken is four pounds. Think of a chocolate beef on like a one pound chaba beef. Four of those, I don't think there's that much chicken on it. - I can't afford a pound of fuck. - No, I'm saying I'm saying I don't know. - I think that the chicken is a four pounds. - 32-ounce steak. That's two pounds. What did John Candy eat? - 32-ounce steak, now you're looking at a 70-ounce, which is like those work record eaten an hour, which people can't do. Now you're at four pounds of fucking meat. - Well, yeah, but the horn, what? But that's a day. - That's a day. - That's a day, no, a date, no. - That's a hit, like four pounds of steak is, like as this picture shows. (laughing) - I need, I need reference for that context. - I need reference, yeah. - But that's, that's beautiful though. - You're eating the whole thing throughout the day. - Okay, there. - Four pound ribeye. - That's hot. - That's very doable, it looks like a townhawk. - But that, imagine that every day. And then that's just-- - Yeah, okay, that's a lie. - And that's without sides or anything. Like, you have to eat all of that and that is it. Now you have-- - She's got sides. - Oh my god, yeah, she's got more sides than she does front back. - She's got, yeah. - She's got more sides than she does front back. - I was trying to be respectful, and we were talking about calories. - I never met a woman that needed a bra for her back folds. (laughing) - I'm just saying I never met one. And I didn't say that it was her, I just said I never met one. - She's got six sets. - Yeah, you ever see the amount of nipples that like a fat female dog has after they let out a litter of puppies? - Absolutely. - So what her back looks like to my favorite sets. - Each sets of nipples. - Dude. - Dog tits tattoos, my favorite. - Oh god. - All right, so-- - And the gums of a 30 year old Golden Retriever. - Yeah, I guess. - That's cool. - We're here, all right. - So I was working out my gym. I built a gym in my garage. - This is going somewhere, right? - Oh, it can be. Yeah, my wife just loves animals. So we're gonna foster everything. - Oh no. - She fostered a mom. We have seven puppies. This mom's out there in the garage. This little mom puppy runs across my face. I get slapped with sick tits. - Six puppy tits. - Hold on a second. - Of course my face. - Hold on, I'm confused and I'm trying to verify 'cause you're saying mom puppy tits. - Thank you. - Are you saying that there is a female dog that has had a litter of puppies that have sucked on the nipples. And now everybody's seen female dogs that have had a litter. They got saggy boobs. - Yes, right. - And now this dog is just like, "Oh hey, this guy's lying on the ground. Let me let him motorboat four sets of tits." Four sets of-- - Literally, you motorboats. - No, she-- - You motorboats four sets of bishops. - You motorboated four sets of bishops. - No, I just picture him like laying down in the dog and set slow motion, jump like this. - And it was nipple. - It was nipple. - It's nipple. - It's nipple. - Put it down the lock. - You are absolutely cracked. - It's like the inflatable things you run through. Football practice. - Yes. (laughing) - So good. - Yes. (laughing) - The first set is-- - The first set is-- - Yeah, yes. - 100%. - 100%. - We're slow motion, like this is really happening. The first set hit, the second set. And then the third set runs across my face. I'm like, I'm fucking done. - I just got humiliated. - I mean, at that point, I would just accept the spot that you're at. - No, no, no, I jumped up like it was guilty. I'm like, I gotta go tell my wife, look. - I cheated on my dog. - The dog just took advantage of me. 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Head to Manscape.com and use code unsub to get 15% off plus free shipping at checkout. That's 15% off plus free shipping with code unsub at Manscape.com. Or if you need it today, it is available over at Best Buy. - I like that has become a whole ass thing, which I don't know by the time this comes out, is you get to see the fucking dichotomy of women on that one. White wine mom's. - Oh yeah. - Box wine. - Yeah. - We are? - Where are you at? - The comedian girl that she got like-- - No, no. - Let go, but she, what? - She's writing or she's holding her kid and she's trying to be relatable. And what's the girl's name that did it Lindsay, something? - Lindsay Clancy is the one that did the actual murder. - The one that actually admitted to killing her kids, but pleads insanity. So I killed my children, the three of them. - Which is just related to in court. - Which is just a way to get out of the death penalty. - Correct. - Essentially, yes. - So yeah, if we boil it down, yeah. - I don't believe that the state doesn't have the penalty. - Yeah, I'm not cold. - Well, I'm not gonna. - But even for me, if you flip this, we never seen a compassion. If a dude killed three of his kids. - Oh, get fucked, man. - We would never see a, how much is the bail? - Go fund me for the family. - 800 grand last time checked, yeah. - I think it's her best, a million. - For her. - For her family. - I don't believe it's the best. - Which is also her family. What family? - Yeah, the one that she killed. We're gonna make really shiny stones. Is that what we're gonna do? No, we should give it to dad. - Look at him as vases, okay. Expensive things. - Did you saw that? I saw that too. I'm like, that bitch is crazy. - Yeah. - How do you disassociate that bad as a therapist or anything else? - Yeah. - If we thought about this, I've been on several s**ts and I've seen them at work. It takes a lot to end a human life. - Joe talked them into it. - We know Rich does. - Yeah. - Oh, it's true. - Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - I didn't convince him to do it, but I will say that my questioning may have led to that decision. - You've done the twice. - Hasn't I seen it? - Oh, it's come to the same conclusion. - I swear as a running joke, he's done it multiple times now. - No, that was his buddy, the slimmerie for the slimmerie, no, I've only done it once. - Okay, yeah. I've only done it once. - God damn, dude. - But yeah, that whole thing, she got, oh, it was a comedian female writer that does a whole bunch of shim with news and all that. She has her newborn, walking by a wood chipper. - Yes, that one. - And she's like, I get it. Lindsay and when your mom and you're just like, who else, you just. - Think of it. - Oh my God, I tripped and my baby just tossed into the wood shredder. Oh, I get you, like, I get it. That's the video. She deleted her account, by the way. - I'm looking at it very private. - Looking at it. - For the second and third orders of a facts here. What are your thoughts? I gotta have to ask, I gotta find out. - Well, I think she's conflating two separate things. One is the, I forget what it's actually called, it's called, intrusive thoughts. One is called intrusive thoughts. And that's what we all have. What if I just turned my car into an incoming traffic? Not, I plan on doing it. - That's a call to the void though. When you want to (beep) yourself. - No, it's not, no, no, it's not a (beep) yourself. - It's called the void. The call to the void is when you want to harm yourself. And you're like, yeah, what if I just would yank the wheel and off myself? - Yeah, but I'm not saying that you want to. I'm saying intrusive thoughts are you thinking about it, right? I'm thinking about it. Oh, I'm just driving a traffic, did you do? Oh, what if I just fucking turn it along? - Oh, yeah, that's an intrusive thought. An intrusive thought. I walk by a wood chipper and holy my baby. I'm like, oh my God, what if I threw this baby in there? Oh, oh my God, oh I can't even imagine. She's trying to compare that to the lie that Lindsey Clancy is trying to portray that she was under a postpartum psychosis. And I say lie because my wife is a psych NP and based on her viewing of all this true crime footage, which by the way is ruining white women as much as fucking overly fans is and feet finders. She goes, no, there's no way that she had postpartum psychosis because that the way that she describes her psychosis is not psychosis. So anyway, that comedian is misconstruing intrusive thoughts for postpartum psychosis, which by the way, Lindsey Clancy did not have and saying, I get Lindsey Clancy. No, you fucking moron, you're so far off because those two things are too different things and Lindsey Clancy didn't have postpartum psychosis 'cause she doesn't understand what it is in his lying. So then she's not that much of a monster in the public eye. Sounds like you don't understand mental load. You just, the husband really didn't do anything. He took like what, only six months, paternity leave. And he hired a man in an outfit. He hired a man in an outfit. I'm like, he was doing a lot for, I mean, just everything. You know what, you sound like a showmanist, okay? Like I'm really not. Well, he got a card and she drive. No, probably not. Probably not. Like, he's definitely abusive at that point, right? Right, oh, yeah. Oh, she drew, if she drove a mid till like oversized SUV, she could suck a fucking, that that man didn't revive her. How big is the SUV like two to three inches? Like that's a big one right? It's a big SUV. Well, the lift on the SUV, two to three is massive. I mean, that would satisfy any woman that lived. Absolutely. Nick, how do you feel? Yeah, I fucking, I mean, I don't know. I feel like I've, I feel I have seen the comment and the question asked and like the studies of how Gen Z is the most, it's the, I think the stat is, it's the first generation to be more right wing than their parents. And people are like, why is this happening? This is why I've got horrible news for all the feminists to fall. You guys have taken a major fucking hit on this one. All the women justifying a woman murdering her three kids makes all of you and women as a whole look horrible. I'm not saying you are horrible. I'm saying those are the fucking optics with, oh, you murdered your three kids, so we gave you $800,000 in sympathy, [BLANK_AUDIO] fucking insane behavior. Have you seen our vote? Like they're like, think about the feminist and all the arguments. You arguments forever have been how dare you insinuate that women shouldn't be the president because, you know, the joke about hell. She's what I was waiting for. She's gonna go it on her period and start World War III. You can't say that our hormones make us act crazy. But also, which murders are three kids because her hormones are out of whack. It's okay, give her a million dollars. And then a million videos were all we all understand. We've all been there. Yeah. Are you fucking high? You're high. Just true. Yes, true. Like there's the major fucking hit for feminism as a great. Like you can't undo it. I'm not it sounded with the me too movement. Every man is bad. Believe all women and every and a lot of guys are like, but it kind of dicks itself. I don't know. And she's I don't really want to fight that bad right now. Let me just sit back. And now it's like, we're all this man that murdered her daughter and every everything. Who's homey that just was big. It's like with the me too. It's like you always believe, always believe. And then he just got hit with that skinny little blonde twink. Oh, I don't hear you talking about it. I'm not here. He's innocent. It's here. He's just in his little. Yeah, the other one. I don't know. I don't care. Yeah, I hear well. And that's where it's like, won't write up and tell that. It's like you believe in first. And then he got hit with you. It's like, that's not true. It's not true. And then he said, yeah. And everyone's like, huh? Well, you said believe in first, what the fuck? And now it's like crush here. We are building off a Nick. Nick, if we were going to court, and I had to prove that maybe my wife was incapacitated mentally or emotionally, what would you do? I'd be like, Lindsey Clancy, she stands with the girl that killed all her kids, right? Oh, yeah. There was already a movement of men going, yep, I'm going to hire attorney. And this is my defense. She is okay with the mom killing my children. I can't leave her alone. I can hire a nanny. I can have $400,000 of your job. I can bring home all the bacon. Yeah, well, I can't even go to CVS to get a pack of skittles. Because the pack of skittles are the thing that killed the trial, right? Based on the information handed to you from a tick tocker. Do and then the interpretation though, but not even the actual facts from the trial. Well, then it's remembering something. Like, sorry, I can't remember yesterday. I can not tell you even our conversation we had earlier. I'd be like, there was some funny jokes. What were those jokes? Are there? You said we're actually all getting raised. Am I right? Am I right? I couldn't believe it. But yes. I was like, I don't remember it. But rewinding six months ago and then trying to recall, especially a terrible time. Well, we know the memory, the human brain is a fluid thing. So traumatic memories are warped and they're based on perception of the person perceiving, right? So all were three years later and everyone's like, wow, you know, they interviewed her. Like, listen, she stipulated agreed to that she did kill the children, right? In court, she signed a piece of paper said, yeah, I did this. We're not even going to argue the fact that this happened. Her defense also states that correct. But then even in court, after signing the documents previous to even getting to court, she's like, yes, I stipulate the county does not have to prove that that happened. We're just saying that it happened because I have the sad's like, that's fine. That's your defense moving on. Everyone's like, well, I don't know, maybe Patrick did it. What? You hired a high price attorney or professional in the area in which they're operating. And then nobody went over all the evidence, negative, your defense attorney has all the evidence. Your prosecutor has all the evidence. Everybody knows the play they're just doing it for the show of the 12 people that are in the stand. That's it. It's all this big show. If you guys like heard the voice of her defense attorney, old like guys, they're running, rhyming, rhyming 10, I don't know what it means, writing 10, but he's got like a, a very New York, New Jersey yacht, like accent. I like when she's when she's strangling these fucking kids, you know, I mean, the way that he talks, you're like, all right, this is very New York accent. You know, he's like, well, what are you doing this? Like, what are you doing about doing this, doing this, doing this? And I was like, okay, cool. And he gets super argumentative. And it just makes us simply. It sounds like when Zach makes fun of me from being from New York, he's like, oh, you're from New York. This is Italian guys in Buffalo, right? You know, that's exactly what this guy sounds like. And he's an asshole. Like he's just loud, arrogant, dude. That's not related. And throwing books. He's like his final closing arguments. He's like throwing books down and like causing a very dramatic scene. You know, like, oh my God, what do you do it? He's like trying to get in fights, not like literal fights, right? But he's like picking verbal fights with the medical doctors and professionals on both sides. Her actual doctors and also doctors that the state has brought in is like key witnesses. It's like, okay, so you remember what you wrote in your notes to the nation? No, no, I remember when I wrote, I wrote this, but it was meant to be another thing. Like that's just inappropriately written. And I know that it was wrongly written because at the time, I was like, ah, that's wrong. And I just moved on and make the correction. Oh, see, we got notes with all these mistakes in the air, huh? You were exactly, you were exactly with notes and ain't got something to do. Is that what you is? You fucking dumb blood? And you're like, what the fuck is this guy talking about? Oh, yeah, he don't, he got what I'm like, I'm searching it up a little bit, but some of the rants he goes on are insane and just like that. Oh, what? Like, do you know that she wanted crayons for his children? There's this thing she bought chicken nuggets for the kids. He's like, you know, hey, listen, you guy psychoanalyzed a guy, right? That's what you do. You analyze thoughts. You analyze him the second is okay, this bitch, I mean, my coin, right? You know, she bought chicken nuggets one day, and we're just dumb bitch by kids chicken nuggets and she had a lot of them. And you're like, she can fucking love him one day and then kill in the next because she's a piece of shit. Like, you can get stressed out. You're like, I'm just gonna kill him. And that's the wrong answer. Why the fuck? It was like the Johnny Dept trial, where like the one, Amber heard. Yeah, Amber, she's like, you know, Amber, she was wearing colloquial cream on her right neck cover up black. Do you know colloquial cream is and the guy's like, I don't know. I'm fucking Johnny Dept's friend. And he's like, man, I don't know what fucking cream you're talking about. But I got no idea what this cream is. The only time that a New York accent on a defense. I'm a guy. He's like, honey, he asking me about this cream 30 times. I don't know what the fucking cream is. I'm just telling you. I didn't see the you know, reverse it, make it the defense. And he's just like, where about these chicken nuggets? You know, and it's always horrible. It's horrible. 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What reading reading the women arguing in the comment section is like, because I mean, like I didn't my whole talking point was literally from a comment section of women arguing with each other of being like, you bitches are making the rest of us look fucking crazy. Yeah, stop. Like you're making us look horrible. Quit. Yeah, like they're not wrong. So Richard broke it. It's very rich. I don't know what happened. I didn't want to mess with it. When I listened to the TikTak arguments for the different court cases, I'm like, Hey, I would just like to ask you a question. What does that piece of information tell you? There was blood spatter underneath the end table. There was contact more blood on the window. There was this okay, I'm like, cool, but what does that mean? Oh, that means that Patrick could have done it. I'm going to like, listen, after two boxes of a wine or bottles, whatever you choose to drink. And you're watching True Crime. Everything makes sense. I can find a hole in every argument, a plot hole, in every scenario. - And there's always time in it. - There's an entertainment value to asking the questions which is inquisitive and neat. But the other one's like, nope, she said it. She made the brats style thing. And then she did the other thing. And she hung out the window and has a double mark on her elbow, dude. There are people-- - Yes, Richard. - Richard, hi. - Richard, hi. Long time, let's listen to a first time caller. Have you seen the star racists take on this stuff? The star racists. - The horoscope people. - Oh, Gemini versus-- - They are in a Gemini news. - No, I'm not. Go on. - Do you have a calendar here? - There is a retract this. - There is literally a tick tock. I haven't saved it. See my Twitter feed, 'cause I want to make a video on how stupid this all is. There is literally a video that has like two or three women in it that are discussing their star signs and how-- - Astrology. - Astrology. - He's in our ears. - And this is how they know that Lindsay's innocent and that the ad is likely the killer. - I hate you. - And everything. - And it's like a compilation of like four or five of them. And in this compilation, there are two of them, two of them who have the same diagram of the star systems and like your birth and like what goes it in, what moon you render and your water sign, whatever, all that crap, right? And there's literally like the dad, the Lindsay, the three kids, their birth dates and all these different lines. And it's a digital, crazy person's red yarn dotting everything together and they don't realize it. I'm serious. There's white women, they're like, do you see these signs? They're all connected and I'm like, do you see all those lines on crazy people's walls with things that don't make sense that they're just connecting all these other things to? You look like one of those crazies and it's right over their head. - I have a question for your tale. - For the answer. - 'Cause I've heard this from nurses and I've heard it from EMTs and other people. I want to know if cops have the same superstition. Do you guys believe that I don't know, tweakers or whatever people act up on full moons? - Yes. - You do? - I do. - I hate this opinion, go ahead. - Wait, what? - It's a well-known thing with like nurses and like full moons, like retirement home seniors. They're all convinced that full moons make old people and people in the hospital go crazy. I used to work at a. - What the fuck? - I used to work at a full moon. - When I was in high school. - I never heard of this. - When I was in high school, I worked at a place taking care of like severely, mentally disabled people and everybody in there was adamant that they would all act up on a full moon. Like they're like wear tards or something. - Yeah, like I wear tards. - It's wear tarts. - Whoa! - Yeah! - Like a heart attack. - Whoa! - Wait, it didn't bump the shit out of me. Did you coin that, Badger? Is that you? - Where did I show up? - Yeah. - I just picked you up. - I got silhouette, a moon and then. - No, no. - Whoa! - Hey, can you just see it? (laughing) - One more. - Whoa. - This is like, there's just like, - Tyringation, you're like, - Damn. - Whoa! - No show! - Yeah, but it's showing. (laughing) - Holy shit. - I believe in cycles. - Oh my God. - Whether it's the beginning of the month, when I get my prescription, I fail to take it in the middle of the month and two weeks later, my SSRIs are not kicking in, but there is definitely a cycle. And it could be full moon. I don't think people look up and go, "Yep, it's a full moon." Let's, let's just. - But it, let's do some wild shit tonight. - But it's so far, did you see that it's? - No. - Okay, all right. - In my opinion, it was a self-fulfilling prophecy because, like I said, in the facility that I would do. - Self-fulfilling makes sense. - Everybody believed this shit. It was, it was like me and one other guy and a bunch of CNAs that were all women and they would all come in and one of them would be like, "Cathy, it's a full moon tonight." - Manifestation. - And then they were all in a shitty mood and they're disabled people. They only interact with you. If everybody at work is treating them like shit because they're assuming that they're gonna act up, they're probably gonna act up. - Yeah. - It was a self-fulfilling prophecy in my opinion. - There's no chicken nuggies to me. - I'm not a guy. - Yeah. - Chicken or the egg? (laughing) - I feel like-- - I feel like-- - I feel like a table's bite people. - You're gonna run on all fours. - Oh, man. - So for the ones with bad legs, they're just like. - I'm still with the on cycles and you can manifest bullshit, right? You can always do it. - Is there some sort of, like, truth that, like, women's periods lined up with a lunar calendar? - Oh. - I know they will sink together. - You know, they sink up with each other. - Yeah, they sink up with each other, but this is like the up and full of the moon. Because if that is true, then-- - I don't think that's what the red tide is, Richard. - No, it was in the Bible. - Yeah, that's the red sea. And Moses parted it and he's just like, "This is crazy." - He's cool, bro. - Keep him away from, keep him away from workout bands. I don't know why, Moses is-- - Rich, that's Italian, Jersey, big guy. - Yeah. - Big into TRS. - It's a stretch. - Yeah. - I didn't know any of that, like, the idea of moon faces anything like that. - Oh, no. They definitely say that gravity plays a thing. - I swear, every time we do a podcast together, it's just some, like, extremely base-level, common-knowledge shit that you're blown away by every time. You didn't know what a campaign hat was. - No! - Meanwhile, you know, like, 17 digits in the speed of light, though, like, that's what shocks me about you. - You know, that much, we were kind of, and I felt like stolen baller, 'cause if I got a question on that, but the fuck you talking about it. - It's a good question. - Yeah. - And I'm asking him, I'm like, "Well, maybe it's before my time." And Rich's like, "No." I'm like, "Well, what?" And I'm like, "What, what, what?" - It's 80. - It's 80. - It started, I'm like, "What the fuck?" - No, no. - It's 80, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18. - You made it worse. You made it worse by thinking you knew, you just got your right. - As I said, I don't remember it, yes, first time. - Yeah, yeah. - We were so animate about how the you learn the first time. And I was like, "Yes, from the '80s." No, no, no, 18. - You're so smart, and that's the, (laughs) this is part of you. - You ran a room, it's part of you. - It's part of you. - You're a beautiful man with a ton of work. - You are a part of your story. - It is a part of you. And you're just like, "Oh yeah, I was really wrong like three weeks ago." By the way, it only came from the 1980s. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Would you watch like a few good men? And you were like, "Oh, that's it, that's what it was." - That's it, officer in the gym. - No, it was like the 1880s, it was pre-World War One. They wore campaign hats on campaigns. And they would roll a shit out of 'em, too. Oh, they'd range or roll those things like it was a fucking PC. Oh yeah, you look like some sort of weird Victorian weirdo. But yeah, and then because of the history, they were like, "Oh, what's the way that we can differentiate our instructors and basic training from everybody else?" And they're like, "Well, how about a cool hat?" And then that kind of started like, "Well, agree, Braze, your special forces is pretty cool." How we differentiate them? They're like, "Can we get a cool hat?" They're like, "Ranger, so how do we differentiate them?" We get 'em a scroll. Oh yeah, but, I mean, is everybody glad they're shoulder? - No, no, we should give 'em a cool hat. - Yep. And then, because then the Black Brae was a big problem at first. - Dude, that was homosexual at best. - When they made everybody who had braze, it was fucking gay. - You're on a Brae, right? It's not given to you. - What? - It's a braze, yeah. - No, before the Black Brae was given to everyone. - The Black Brae was originally just for Rangers. Which looking back at it now, I'm kind of glad that it happened because the Tanba Rae is way cooler than the Black Brae. - The Tanba Rae, and then great. Like, those are gangster. Everyone had a Black Brae. - Yeah, Black Brae just, you look like those weird, you look like those weird Haitians that eat people in gangs. - Are we back to the barbecuing people again? - Yeah, there's a guy ahead of a Haitian gang that barbecues people. Of course, he wears the Black Brae with the fucking danglies hanging out. - Trash. - So me and Ethan went to Pittsburgh on Tuesday. - Oh, what happened to Pittsburgh? - Brow. We get there. They arranged two museums one each day. We show up to the first museum first thing in the morning. And we're there for like 20 minutes and then Karen Fat Bitch comes up and like, we change our mind, you can't film this. - What? - Like, she's like, we need to run it by our media people more. You can do it on a different day. I was like, bitch, I flew out here for this. There's not gonna be a different day. You want us to do this or not. And she's like, no, basically, I like told us to kick rocks. And they're like, you can still do the tour though. I was like, I'm good. Like, I don't want to. - You flew out for this specifically. - Yes. - And why does that? - That's like, it's still one of my favorite stories. This happened to them. And then I made calls to, when it's higher on the chain of command. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's for an army base. So we didn't have that. This is just like, some random bump museum, yeah. - Can you give a boiled down version for Joe real quick? He doesn't know that story. - Actually, the bus you were there, he was there. So I, well, first, I just call Nick. I'm like, hey, have that tour go of the base 'cause you're on what base is it? - For sale. - So for sale. And Nick goes, - They're not letting us on. They changed our mind. I'm sitting in a waffle house. - I go, what do you mean? they knew, they've already agreed to all this. - Oh, we're good to go. - Yeah, I thought I already had an agreement in place. - Everyone's landed, you're filming this. - Well, the funny part is you're, so you tell me you're like, well, I got, I got rainy, I got selling so's number. I could give him a call, I go, hold. I called the Army PR guy that called me and told me he was shutting us down. I was like, hey, can we do this? He's like, dude, I want you to be able to do this, but it's our Jag office. It's not letting us do it. They need like nine months to review it. And I'm like, what? Look, man, are you sure? 'Cause I'm gonna make a phone call. And he goes, I'm telling you, there's nothing you can do. I go, back, then I said it. And he goes, I hope you're right. And that was the end of the call. I tell you, like, call him. - I call it. - Chief of Staff of the Army, the chief of staff of the Army. - Easy, Karen. Call him the manager of all the things. - Oh, dude, I so I call. And then it's, hey, this is going on. Dude, we'll fuck that here. We'll take care of it. I take care of it. Okay, it should be good. I don't know what's going on past that. - Yeah, once and they all show up. And yeah, we show up late now. So then like, we're getting the museum curator. He was cool as shit. They were awesome. The E6, it was there with those cool as shit. But we're like just real quick. He made a phone call, bypassed everything. You said, "Bat, he called you." And now you're in. - Then they got a call to Fort Sill that was like, this is happening right now. - This is DC calling. - Yeah. - And then we pull up and we get this tour and there's a, there was like some. - Full book. - There's like a full book colonel that was, not walking with us, like trailing 30 feet behind us the entire time. I'm pretty sure he was pissed because he now had to stay late because they delayed the whole thing four hours. - He missed it. - He'd get out of there until like seven o'clock at night and he had to stay there. So I don't know. But yeah, we basically big decked our way into that museum. - That's hilarious. - I love it. - Well, even Ethan was, he was still like, he was like, "Oh, can I get in trouble?" I was like, "Ah, I don't think they're gonna "fuck with you ever now because you're the one "associated with it." And then you just had, do you have to have the army going for you? - You made a call. - For you. - Yeah. - And they were like, you just, you caused a lot of issues. - You caused a lot of issues. - That's nothing happened for us. Everyone just went, "Okay, here we go." - If I'm not mistaken, that was one of the several moments in Nick and my friendship where Nick Colvin said, Richard, I really wish you were here. And I was like, "Why, what happened?" And he tells me that store and he goes, "I feel like you would be talking a lot "of shit to the officers that were walking around." I said, "Oh, he will." - "Oh, you bet your f***ing ass I will." - Can I be a fuck face? - I'll be looking at that full bird cartilage, 30 fucking yards behind me. - Like, "Hey you, come here." You come here. You're in charge, right? Are you getting the f***ing video, guy? - Guy? - Yeah. - Oh, you had a problem up until I got 30 fucking feet and front of you. Now you're not going to come talk to me? - No, no, no, come here. What's your name? What job do you do? Well, I'm going to talk to you. - Yeah, real quick. Where's your surgery major? - Real quick. Yeah, you better shut it. Have me show up. Sometimes stand up or rate rest. - Maybe it's better. He didn't show up. - No. - No, maybe he wouldn't be funny. - It's just everything. 'Cause I had a point. - That's a big, I couldn't even imagine being whoever answered the phone. They were like, "Well, we just got a call "from the Chief of Staff Office "and he said this is happening." - Yeah, we told you no, we're going to eat this. - Yeah, man. - And you have nothing to be like as a military dude and you're like, "Oh, nothing, it's orders, don't you?" - No, no, fuck me, dude. - What happened? I told some YouTuber called the Fat Electrician to kick rocks and then the in-join-cheaf-clubs. - The boss. - The boss. - Yeah. - You've seen this a couple of times, very rarely, and you know when it happens. And that's when you see a senior ranking person talking to a lower ranking person. And the lower ranking person is not at parade rest or attention. The lower ranking person is like this. That would have been me. Because in all of those moments, the lower ranking person is so right, is so 100% right that they can go customs and curses out the door. - Hey, yeah, hey Sergeant Major. Yeah, I guess what? I warned you about this couple of days ago and now you're coming up to me with this problem that I told you we were gonna solve. Listen, it's our first class high. My name is Richard Gary. We fucking know the Gary. And now you're fucking. You come up to me all the time. You talk about, "Are you running this "and all this other bullshit?" And now you're not gonna do it? - Me now. - Now they're probably on your doorstep and I tried to tell you, I tried to tell you all of it. What do you wanna do with it now? Yeah, you're gonna say you're sorry to me? - Trying to be a big boss. - Awesome. - So what's gonna happen now, huh? 'Cause I know if I fucked up and I was talking to you and you were talking to me like this. I know that we would never be a big problem in there. Yeah, Richard, you're right. Thank you, Gary. - Yeah, yeah, I wish wish was there for this. - So, that was the long line in the waiting room. And then bam, it's over really quick. And the doctor's like, okay, tell me how you're feeling and you're like, oh, dog. Okay, that's great. See ya. Well, that's why we started using super power. It's a health and preventative longevity platform all on an app. Now, what does that mean and why is it helpful? That, that I can explain way better. 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(laughing) - Okay, you already see it, yeah. - Next on top, like, man, can I just roll you? She's like, I got it. (laughing) - Still, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we give up for a while. We just like, we go to stores, we're sitting at a fucking coffee shop and I'm like, well, we filmed the intro. We got like the big facility in the background. We filmed the intro. We could do a funny cut-in where it's like, bad news, they kicked us out. So now we're doing, I was like, we'll go do like one of those stupid eating challenges where we gotta try to eat like a 10 pound hamburger or whatever, we'll go do go-carding something fun. I'll get something out of this. So I go-goal, what's the craziest shit in Pittsburgh? That was literally what I go-goal. Top search result is a Reddit thread. - Yep. - What's the craziest shit to do in Pittsburgh? Exactly what I'm looking for. - Heroin. - Top comment. - Oh, that's a normal thing. - Top comment. - Go to St. Anthony's Chapel. Huh. - That's it. - So I go-goal it. - Isn't that the brewery? - No. - St. Anthony's Chapel is from the 1800s in Pittsburgh, old-ass church and the old part of Pittsburgh. And apparently the priest there in the 1800s came from like a very wealthy German family and he collected Catholic relics. - Skulls? - Well, I'm sorry. - It's just anything. - Yeah, anything. So like a Catholic relic is like bones of a saint or whatever. - Yeah, something that they touch. There's different levels of relications. - Yeah, so most Catholic churches have like a relic, like one. So this guy collected them. And he was the priest during the 1800s when the Protestant Reformation was going on. So Catholic churches were being seized by governments or taken over by Protestants and they viewed the relics as like idolatry so they would burn them or destroy them. So all these churches in Europe found out about this one priest in Pittsburgh over in America and they were sending the relics to him for safe keeping so they didn't get destroyed. - Oh, shit. - The little chapel in Pittsburgh has over 5,000 relics in it. - He curated 5,000? - Bro, I googled this. I was like, okay, we can go see this. I googled it. They're open till three. It's like 248. - Are you calling them? - Google Maps. - Did you call the Pope? - It's seven minutes away. We got to call it right now. We fucking hop in the car, drove straight there, [BLANK_AUDIO] to like they have like a gift store across the street. I was like, who do I need to talk to about getting a tour? And she's like, we're closing for the day. I know. - I will pay you a thousand dollars. - I will pay money. Whatever it takes, who do I need to talk to? And she's like, go across the street to this house, blah, blah, blah, ask for this. We met this lady and she was awesome. She's like, can you come back at 430 and I can have it arranged by them? I was like, absolutely. - Amazing. - So we got a private tour by her and the priest of the current priest of this chapel and homie fucking came out swinging. We walk in and like normally a Catholic church is just like you have the crucifix, the altar and then there's like, I don't know, there's like some murals or some stained glass or whatever on the back. It is, have you ever seen a Catholic relic? They're in like little gold like frames or whatever. It is those from the floor to the 60 foot in ceilings all the way the whole front and down the sides of this church. And you're just like, there's so much to look at. So I mean, obviously we're only hitting the high notes. He comes out swinging and he's like, yeah, he gives us a whole background story, shows us all the stuff and he walks us over to the first relic. It's like, it looks like a trophy for winning a tournament. It's like this big, it's got a glass bulb with a crown on top and inside the glass bulb, there's this like, I don't know, little stick looking thing. And he's like, yeah, so that's a thorn from the crown of thorns. Oh, what the fuck? And I'm like, oh, this is turning out way better than it was going to be at some steel factory. And he keeps going. They had a piece of the manger. They had a piece of Moses' staff. They had a piece of Mary's shawl, a piece of the blanket from when Jesus was born. They had a-- What a good Jewish mother saving everything like that for the future. They had a salad on marketplace. They had five skulls. One of them was the skull of the guy that wrote the NIC in Creed. Oh. Yeah, they had a gold sarcophagus with all of the bones of one saint. I can't remember which one. Well, it was insane. And the priest was hilarious. How are you going, baby? Oh, is he just having fun with it? Bro, he was like, so it's St. Anthony's Chapel, right? So in St. Anthony's Chapel, they have what's called a principal relic and a principal relic means-- It's the saint. Well, it is the saint, but it also-- The relic looks like what it's supposed to be. So like a lot of time, a relic is like a little flake of a bone. Yeah, like you said a piece of something. Yeah. So a principal relic would be like a femur. Like it looks like a femur, that would be a principal relic. So they had a principal relic. It was his mower. And they have this dude's tooth on display in this church. And the priest kept calling it the holy mower. Oh, no. Oh, he's just living it here. I bet he's delivering it. Well, we found that way. These dudes are so good on camera. God, dude, he was incredible. He waited his whole life. Oh, 'cause he said the story a thousand times. He's perfect, yeah. Yeah, and I mean, he talks to hundreds of people every week, you know? Like he just-- yeah, he was great on camera. And then, so then the weird part happens where the lady got in the touring sheet. We're like, you know, we were super grateful. Like thank you so much for letting us do this on short. Notice this is a girl. She's like, we're used to this stuff. And I go, what do you mean? And she goes, people randomly just show up here. Like, I don't know why I was walking down the street, but I just wound up here and they get a tour all the time. And she's like, yeah, Saint Anthony is the patron saint of lost things. Oh my gosh. Yeah, Saint Anthony helped me find any, like my lost keys. Saint Anthony helped me find, yeah. So then it's like, oh my god, isn't that just like-- So like I kind of do that of lost things. They're like, we need to send you these things before they get lost. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, and we just had nails on two weeks ago. Oh, it gets worse. It gets worse. So then we're like super, like we had a blast. It was great. And I mean, I was asking him, like-- I was asking him, like, hard questions. But I was like, you know, history guy. Like, I'm not trying to be rude or disrespectful. But like, what is the vetting process for some of these things like-- All the items themselves. Yeah, you know what I mean? He's like, dude, we've just, we've had him for 2,000 years. So like, we, like, that saint passed away. We kept him, like we know. I was like, how do you-- We're going to do his pee. Let me just-- There. Get rid of the rest of it. How do you know that that's part of Joe? Well, it's, Joe died. Do we just kept him? We just kept him. He's like, at what point? You're like, I want his tooth. We didn't-- who fights, oh yeah? It's like the unsub-host dies, and they just stay in the chair. Whoa, hold on, dude. I disagree to be a guest. This is fucked up. It's like the military. They're hand-receasing pieces. Dude, they're asked to be right after 2000 years. They had a bunch of them. They were showing us-- he's like, he's like, everything on display in here has a certificate of authenticity from the Vatican. And like, some of them are like literally thousands of years old stamps. But it's crazy. One thing I would love to, like, the Vatican vault would be insane. No one ever gets to do it. But like, you got one where it's like, you can do anything, and you've got that opportunity. Oh, yeah, that's up there, for sure. Instantly. I'm like, yep. That's where I go. If they're hiding all the secrets. It's literally like Area 51, or do I want to see what the Catholics have been up to? Catholics. I want to see what they've been hiding and burying and not. You know what, aliens and things? That's cool, dude, that's neat. But where have we been? What have we been hiding? Why are you hiding a lot? They're a piece of the cross, too. I was going to say, they have a piece of the crown. That's the orange, yeah. I mean, they not have a piece of the cross. They had 22 pieces. They had half of them here to get off the fucking cross. So, and those are all this happens. Oh, they're big, yeah. Dude, yeah. So, all of this happens, and we're super grateful and appreciative. Like, I donated a bunch of money to help up keep on the chapel. Like, it was fucking awesome, especially like impromptu, just made it that much more incredible. And the priest is like, I gotta go grab something from my office, and he comes back and he has like, he just gives you a piece of a man of the same name. It looks like a cross. It looks like a pear card. And he kind of explains, he's like, well, there's levels of relics. There's a level one relic, which would be like a piece of the cross, or whatever, then there's a level two relic. And then there's a level three relic. And I forget the exact wording, but like a level three relic is basically like-- They were around it. Something that has touched a level one relic and like been blessed by a priest and everything. So it's a pear card that's a picture of the thorn that's on display. And he's like, these cards have touched the thorn and been blessed. And he gave me Ethan and Fen, one of these cards. Super cool. Fen lost it in three minutes. Oh, my God, that is the most fintain. And the Catholic priest is rolling. He's like, you lost it right in front of the holy molar of say Anthony. He lost it in the church. Fen, Fen was like this. Where'd it go? What's Fen just like? Yeah. Dude. I can't, I know that. I can picture Fen the second this happens. And him Pat, did they give him another one? They give him a second chance? Saint Anthony looking down the pages in another one. This is why I'm here. Just asking that actually isn't in front of his why. Oh my God. He lost it like he's like, I set it down right here. And it was literally the pew directly in front of the display of Saint Anthony's molar hilarious. And he's like, it's so ironic that you lost it right in front of the principal relic of the patron saint of lost things. The guy has a level three rug. He's like, pocket, out with it. He's sitting down here. God's like, my up, my up, my up, fuck with you. He just faces through into the bed. Yeah, seeing Anthony's just like, oh, this is going to be great. They're all like, hey, do you watch this shit and check this out? Are you just going to help? Oh yeah. So that sounds great. More than what the other thing could have been. Oh, it turned out way cooler. That's awesome. It was cool as part of that entire trip. It was great. St. Anthony, I'm going to keep this going. So that's going to be coming out on a habitually fat. If you want to see the whole thing, oh, that's going to be gold, dude, it's even funnier because Ethan is like, Ethan is not very religious and doesn't know much about like religion in general. So he's just like, what? What? Oh, dude, I bet. He didn't even know like about relics or anything. And he's like, this is the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. Dude, it's wild. Dude, we just had Niels on too, which he did, uh, he's a YouTuber that's very, he knows the Bible and he knows the Lord behind the Bible, two of insane level. So it's crazy that was on and that happened right afterwards. Damn. Damn. That is wild, man. Those are stories I like I'm like just walking around just like, would you get that toothpick? It was an case. Yeah. I just picked it out of the case, rough thing. Yeah, there's a whole bunch of them. I thought that we could just take this. They're like 20 oh wow. Are you picking your teeth with a part of the cross? No, I'm just going to set this down, shut it down. Oh, I love it. Well, at least you had a good fucking experience. What's your next video, your history video that's coming out next? - It's either going to be Henry Knox or Eddie, one of the two. - You're going to do Ed? He gave me a permission, yeah. - Ah, yeah. So he'll be the first person I've ever done that's still alive. So, the first dude you've ever done, I'm sorry. - That's still alive. - Not mature enough to handle any of those. - I love that we both, we're actually covering, so I talked to Ed and then they do that yearly thing where they help me together. So part of the veterans are veterans month. I said, unsuable paved to put that together. - That'd be cool. - Yeah, 'cause I mean all those old vets. And when you hear Ed's story, again, you have Samuel E. Davis said to Ed Eaton, both during the Vietnam, both amazing war heroes, but Jesus Christ, the whole are opposites of mankind. So horrors, bro, Eddie's book is so great. It's maybe my favorite war, Mount Mar. - He self-published and he goes hard in his book. - Is that the guy that had the motorcycle? - He tells the whole truth. - No. - That was a World War II, who was the dude that? - No, that was a Vietnam. - That was a Pied Piper Asipan, I think, that you're talking about. - So the guy that was just like-- - Did he give us the actual-- - He had an asshole that missed me off, yeah. - That was a Pied Piper Asipan. No, this guy's, he's still around, he's awesome, but no, in his book, he's self-published and he told the whole truth. The very real war memoir doesn't like try to overly glorify himself. He's just like, yeah, I fuck this up. I get really lucky. And then he also extensively covers his past times when he was on leave of frequently-- - 'Cause you know what he does, right? - Requinting brothels. - Ah, he's a kind of sewer, all right. - Dude, some of the stories are hilarious in that book. He's got a story. - Is that one of the books you have over here? - Yeah, it's the one on the aisle, and they're right, yeah. And he's just like, yeah, we were all, I mean, the boys went to this brothel and it was pretty early in the night, so nobody wanted to, you know, finish early, so we were just kind of drinking and having fun, and then this one broad shows up with hair down to her knees. And then she goes in the room with some guy, and then a line starts queuing up. Don't know what was going on in there, but had to been good, so I got in the line. (laughing) - It's his move, like, hey, here we go. - Oh, and he then, he describes why the line, 'cause he had a special technique with the hair. - Hey, if everybody's in the line outside of restaurants, get good food, so if they're right outside of a brothel, then you know. - I put them on. I'm wearing shorts right now. 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You're like, oh, and then you had to go on screen. There you there. Yeah. This is about circumcision. You remember, it's very inappropriate. And I didn't mean to make a joke. And then it turned out to be quite a good joke. First of all, this-- [LAUGHTER] When I unintentionally make a bang in the joke-- because I just-- I talk all the time. You know this. When I unintentionally make a really good joke, I'll say it, and then I'll go, ah. The worst one of those moments. My worst one of those moments. Oh, man. No, I forgot about that one. Yeah, who's the other guy? Not Ed, that you would do a story. Henry Knox? Yes, what is it? Fort Knox. See, don't know about this. You don't know about Fort Knox. I do know. Like that, but I didn't know the dude that was-- There's no gold in it. Oh, Henry Knox was-- he was like early 20s when the American Revolution was going on. He was a big guy. He always gets portrayed as like a fat middle-aged man in like revolutionary war reactions to shit. But he was like 20s, I believe. And he was like 6, 3, 2, 50. He was also a giant man. Yeah, he was huge. He's described as being like overweight, but being 250 and 6, 3, I can't-- That's not over. At least in my mind. He's like bone. Yeah, like the portrayals of him is like a pot belly, dude. Especially if he sounds jacked as shit to me. But whatever. Well, during that time, that, it's not-- Yeah, fast food and shit. Right, he's working. Yeah, homey was stacked. But he was also a fucking nerd that ran a bookstore. So he was this nerd that ran a bookstore. And he was just like-- as far as I could tell, he's fucking autistic about artillery. He's just autistic about military tactics. He's kept getting Henry Knox, to get all the military books he could find in his bookstoring. He would read them all about tactics and artillery and lining up fire and everything. And basically, he gets in with George Washington and George Washington needs the cannons from Fort Ticonderoga. It's like, forget, it's like 60 tons of cannons in ammunition. And he ends up basically figuring out how to get all of these cannons in ammo and traverses hundreds of miles through the winter and get some to Washington in time to give Americans first major victory during the American Revolution. And he winds up becoming a big deal in the military. And he basically lays the groundwork for what becomes West Point. - No shit. - Yeah. - And this is just a library and he's like, I can do this. - Bookstore owner. It's like the biggest bro I got you moment in history. Like everybody's like, it's impossible to get all these cannons and everything. - And he's like, down, down this trail during winter and he fucking gets it done. - That shit's always wild to step up and do that. That's what it blows my mind. It's like a random dude that just-- I just picture rhymes like, oh, okay. Okay, I got you. Then he makes an entire world. - I want to carry you. - Yo, yeah. - Literally, yeah. - All right, I got you, I got you. They played a movie. They played a video game and he's just Eli's trying to figure it out and Ryan's just like, stop, I'll carry you. And in the game, he carries Eli's character and just beats the levels like, okay, that was easy. - And not-- - Dude, that video today where I took Ryan to the arcades where you can win points. And immediately, I was like, what game do you want to fucking win? 'Cause he's autistic with arcade games. So he's like, oh, the quarter game. 'Cause you shoot it and they have to go into these slots and if you get the grand prize though, it's like the size of a quarter. Ryan's second time, he's like, boom, okay, boom, okay. I'm like, you weird little fuck like that. You do not miss that, but you get it every time. It's like a hundred points. So when we go up to buy something with the card, Ryan's like, I want a hot wheels car, it's 200 points. I'm like, how many points does he have? Like, 9,000, I'm like, jeez, holy fuck. Call me what the fuck were you winning over there? So I was playing games, daddy. Oh my God, okay. - I just feel like Ryan and Mrs. the first one and then makes them all, he's like, Ryan, how'd you do? Not good. And he's like, why would I happen? I missed the first time. - I just love the notion that your kids about to get kicked out of the arcade. Like an adult for counting cards. - Sorry, your play is too good here. - You know what I'm saying? - You're welcome. He's a much more quiet rainman. - Yes. - You know, daddy, I don't know why a rainman says the same thing over and over again. - I've got the-- - Definitely, definitely gotta try. Definitely gotta count the-- - This man talks too much, daddy, you know? - You guys see him bowling. 'Cause then we sent that video of him bowling. [BLANK_AUDIO] is the wind up. He's like one, two, three, and he chucks the ball. I guess I was like, because every time I'm like, you roll the ball. No, Ryan's chucking that bitch in the air is gonna be across the fucking floor. And then it depends. And he's like, oh, I did it. I'm like, yeah, sure did, bud. Yeah. Terrible at it, not athletic. This destroys our game games. And bowling lanes. Somebody bowls after Ryan Balls is just like, let me just play on a grab. The surface of the moon. Jesus Christ. We love our kids. Okay, beautiful. Mr. Joe, what's one of the craziest moments you've had as a police officer? We know Rich has had some amazing ones. No, it's the gaiest moment. So not super gay. Like, I was definitely not attracted to this. We had to search a guy for drugs in his butthole. Yeah, that's where we hide things. Like, oh, these aren't my pants. Well, fuck, you're not wearing any. Where are the drugs? Yeah. Next thing, you know, you're like, hey, we got to put you in a cell. Like, we're going to entertain you. And we do a little process. And we kind of go through a thing. And there's a squat that's involved. If you guys ever done squat, it kind of opens up different areas of you. Like, you know, you could see things. Like the dog walk. Correct. So I mean, do you got like, like one of those like creepers that mechanics have? Negative. Get under the car? Like, how's that work? Yeah. Hey, so we're going to need a squat. If Ethan was getting a search, it's going to be just like the dog tit. It's just going to drive a job. It's just Joe with a creeper and a headlamp. Oh, the headlamp would have been awesome. I should have done next to that. Next. He did heavy balls. Why? You're not wrong. You guys, none of this is wrong. You're not. I like the idea of just like it's the car oil changing place. It's just, but you're amazing. Like doing the duck walk squat and Joe just on a creeper grabs your ankles. But then I want you to hear the impact. Got him. What's going on there? He's got piercings. That's I care about. So we don't do oil changes. Jesus. It's just such an innocent moment between me and a criminal. You guys are more for that for me. Okay. There's squat in there. So there's squat in there. There's a bag hanging on the zoo. It's a butthole. Like I can see there's a zip lock bag. And the plastic is there. Like, oh, yeah, there's something in there. That's not natural. This is not it. This is a point of origin for drugs. Pull it out. It's a bag of weed. It's all this just weed. Just weed. Just sad. Talk. Do you tell him you're taking. You just grab it? Is it like I'm trying to do it? I'm not doing it for. Okay. Like, hey, dude, we can obviously see that this is not what it needs to be. If you go into the cell, which we're already in, but if I close the door, now you've like smuggled drugs into a place that you can't, that becomes a different charge. But if you happen to pull it out and hands me, then I understand that you know that you're not supposed to have this. I get a small bag of but weed. And I have to like get rid of it. That's cool. And we're done here. We go see the judge. He gets released. He's like, hey, can I get my weed back? Like, you want your ass weed? I'm like, you want the weed that was in your butt? He asked for it. Yeah, he wanted his weed back. After we put, well, he pulled it out of his butthole. He wants his weed back. And I'm just kind of like, how hard up you like it was not that weed going? Well, no, no, you do it every one of you. That might be the strongest argument for weed is addictive. I've ever heard. It could be, but he pulled it out of the hole. I like it's not illegal to cheat. That's the weird part. He's done this before. This is not the first time. Is it illegal? Because I thought it's good. Even when weed was illegal, that would have been a violation level amount. Like, hey, you're going to get a parking ticket. You could get a smite for weed in your ass hole. We have a problem. We have a legitimate issue. Somebody needs medical attention. Shit, I broke curfews. Do you want my watch up there? My watch or his watch? I don't want to watch. I did so many questions now. Like, what would you do if you were doing that? And somebody had something that was completely legal. Like, like, yeah, like a Ziploc bag full of ibuprofen. It's just all wheel cars. I'm technically like, what the when I pulled you over, was this up there? Or did you do this during the summer? I have a bunch of stolen cars in my ass. I don't know. People don't just jump out and say that. You're like, for a hurry? Yeah, I got a Ferrari. But it's definitely happened to somebody. If you guys are making fun of it, somebody's definitely pulled a Ferrari out of their ass. Okay. But what do you do? Well, okay. Try a Ferrari. First of all, there's been a scenario in which I pulled people over like, I have drugs. I mean, like, okay, where are they in my vagina? Okay. Kind of a surprise. I'm going to call Lieutenant. I want another witness. I'm not going to be a guy on the side of the road looking at a female going, you have drugs in your vagina? That's pretty wild. We need to talk about this. But also, like, like legit one. Like, hey, dude, I didn't ask for any of this. Why do you have drugs in your vagina? Well, I'm supposed to go to jail on the weekends and, you know, we can't have drugs. But like, I was kind of like going to go there. I'm like, yeah, well, you're not. It's Friday. You're already supposed to be there. I literally pulled a car over. They were supposed to be in jail by 1,700 hours by PM on a Friday. We're a couple of hours late. They already should have been in jail. They're in the vehicle with a couple of other dudes. I'm like, hey, any drugs in the car? And the guys are like, no, no drugs in the car. And like, motioning to the female driver. So I ask if there's any drugs in the car. I say, there's some. She gets out of the car on the roadside, unbuttoned her pants, and she shows me a bag of Xanax in her vagina. And I'm like, okay, cool. I gotta get a lieutenant. This is way past what I need a witness called lieutenant. Like, hey, sir, mom, she said, do you have drugs? Where are the drugs? Dude, she opens her vagina. There's a little bag of drugs. All right, everybody's going to jail tonight. Like, you watched her open her vagina? She did it. Yeah. Well, I'm a witness, right? Like, I have to. Best job in the world. Dude, do gynecologists have the best job in the world? They only fix broken things. They don't find anything in there. No, no. Anyways, so she had a small bag of drugs in her vagina. Yeah. Made her bring a witness. How old was she? Well, you know what? Did she count the rings? Like a tree? It's like the labias. What are the layers? The labias are layers. What do you think about that? The ridges on the labias. Yeah. I don't want to go that deep into this. You, uh, you said what's did somebody ever hide something legal in their butt? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they did. Dude, how do you get so embarrassed for the labias? Stop being like, shit, bro. Go on. People do wild shit. This is my favorite toothpaste I want. We pulled over a car. I mean, a buddy. I think I know who it was, but it was a while ago. So I forget if it was me and a couple of people, but whatever. I ended up getting one guy out of the car. And I'm talking. I'm like, hey, man, you got your ID. He's like, no, I don't have my ID. And I was like, what's your name? He's like, this I go, what's your birthday? He's like, this I cool holder. He's like, I go, well, that's a red flag. You don't know how old you are. Which is why you do it quick. Hey, what's your name? I reach, what's your date of birth? Uh, five, five, twenty five. You're like, okay, cool holder. You're like, what's the lie say? Five, five, twenty five. I'm two. One, fuck shit. No, twenty, twenty five was last year, right into off. You're like, oh, yeah, okay, we get it this year. So we're like, our someone's off. Like he already, we've tried to run his name and it's not coming back. I'm like, I'm pretty sure he's lying to me about his name. If he's lying to me about his name, why? Right. Probably warrants or whatever. So I tell him, put your hands in the back, you know, on the car, you know, I'm going to search you and I always like grab a whole bunch of their shirt and twist it up. And, you know, I got a hold of them and I start patting them down and, you know, I do the inside of the leg, inside the leg and then I do the credit card sweep in between his cheeks. And as I do the credit card sweep, I feel a credit card or what I assume was either credit card or an idea to pay, dude, right? Judging. I swipe and I and I feel it and we both in the moment of I'm going, oh, fuck, what is that? And he's going, oh, fuck, he felt it, right? And so what I do is if I, if I, whenever I have somebody shirt like, hey, just like, I'll, I'll, I'll grab their shirt and this is what I do. I go, I turn my hand like this. So I've got way more shirt. And you can feel his shirt just throwing the grossest body. I go, dude, I go, you're going to pull out whatever's in your ass. I go and you're going to do it slow. And if you do anything stupid, I'm going to slam you on the ground and you're going to have a bad time. That was one of my catchphrases. You're going to have a bad time. He's like, okay, I go, what is it? And he goes, it's my ID. I go, the one I asked for earlier, he's like, yeah, the one you asked for, right? Hey, I go, he's like, yeah, I go, does it have it? I go, cool. And like, he gets it out and I'm like, it's going to have a different name on it than what you gave me, isn't? He's like, yeah, I go, cool. I go, what's your fucking warrant for? He's like, I think it's weird. And I'm like, what? - That's it? - So literally, and I-- I'm a serious, normally let's say that nothing happened. Oh, my name's Gary. It's dissed at birth. I run him, he's got a warrant. Hey, buddy, you got a warrant for we. He's like, yeah, you want a free. All right. Cool. I'm not going to waste my day taking a weed warrant down. I'm going to go here to deal. Go in Monday morning and 930 to court. Tell me you got a warrant you want to take care of. I go, it looks good on you because you're turning yourself in. You won't have to even go to jail. They'll just be like, oh, you're here. That's great. Fixed. Here's your next court date. I go but instead, you're going now. You're going because you're lying to me by your name and you got your credit and you got your, your ID and you're fucking crack. When I say it's in his crack, I mean, like, dude, if you would have, like, you couldn't see anything. Like I did the credit card suite between his cheeks. And as I started, I felt this cheeks go, hmm. And now I was like, and then I went up the crack when I was fighting just the corner of it. Because it just, it wasn't concealed in his cheek enough. I felt just the corner of it and I was like, oh, yeah, he pulled his ID out of his butt crack. And yeah, he had a word put in a square in a circle. I just envision his butthole trying to hold the card from rich and they're kind of fighting back and forth with his ass cheeks, like, give me the card. No, you give me the card. I pull it too hard and too fast. So I'm like, I'm out. So I let him do it. But yeah, he put his ID in his butthole. Yeah, kept it in his crack. We're trying to go wild. To me pull those like, whoop, whoop, whoop, say, I mean, I've ever tried my name is David. I feel like I need to be sharp on a party about it. Yes. That's what I, like, there, I need our fucking soft, yeah. Do you can imagine Nacho Vila, or Nacho Leveray, when he does like the, he's leaning on the wall and his butt should go from there. That's exactly what this guy did. And I was like, so what did that turn into afterwards? Oh, he went to jail. He went to jail because he lied about his name. You know, listen, you don't get to lie. Even if it's, even if it's like a lame warrant, sometimes it's the principle of it. And it's like, you, I have to teach you not to lie to other officers. There is a moment where officer scratches a valve where I go, hey, all right, you got your warrant for weed. I'm not wasting my time with that today. Go turn yourself in, right? Thank you. I appreciate being asked. But then if you lie to me about your name, that means you're a headache for somebody else down the line. You can't lie about your name to me. Because that means I got to do more work. And if I have to do more work than you're going to do more time. Ta-da. Get that poopy idea out of here. I just don't know what is different or wilder. Please eyes on his ID were brown. Full of eyes. Get it? Full of shed. I got it. Hey. Well, what is, before we close this out, you've had some, you're back on the unit. I'm out of the unit. You're out of the unit, but you're just doing fun stuff now. Oh, yeah. I know you've been here and tell some stories. I got two. One, I got to wait because it's ongoing. And there's the person that ended up being arrested made a complaint after making a complete confession to me by the way, great detective. Thank you. On body cam. No, no, I took him into the district and I questioned them. There was too, long story short, there was an incident. Two people got arrested. I said, I'm gonna see YA, bring them back to the district. I'm gonna question them. So I questioned them. And I get full confessions out of both of them. The one that ended up making a complaint to internal affairs later on about rightfully being arrested, about the thing that she admitted to me after being around her Miranda rights and said, "Now yeah, I did it. "I planned it. "I did that and this and this and that." I shouldn't have. I'm like, okay, cool. At the end of the interview she goes, "Wow, you're good." (laughing) She was, "Wow, you're good." And I was like, "Thank you." I got a complaint. With that? Two stars on that, Yelp? Well, I even asked her like, "How are you treated today? "Did you treat with respect? "Are you okay?" She's like, "Yeah, I was. "I'm like, "All right, cool." Which is great because now when she goes to internal affairs and internal affairs looks at it, like they're gonna go, "Wait." She said she was treated unfairly and she understands and she admitted to the crime. What's she complaining about? Welcome to being a cop. People are just trying to get in trouble. Get you in trouble. Right now, at a case which, and this happens, it's not criminal. There's no criminal aspect to it, right? And the basis of this complaint is that somebody went to a medical clinic and a worker at the medical clinic looked at his medical records and he didn't feel like that was appropriate. Like that was out of that person's scope. Not, that person is a supervisor in that medical clinic. They can, because they're a supervisor, they supervise all the cases that day, they can look at your record and everything in it. Pat your medical folder on their supervisor, right? Lots of the long story short. The reason why this is an interesting story is because this person has a speech impediment from medical condition that happened. So, they can't talk well. And when I tell you trying to get a sentence out of this person is impossible, it's impossible. So, I have a patrol officer come up to me, hey, Detective, hey, what's going on? It's my day one in this district. I've been there before, but it's day one back in a district. He's like, hey, Detective, hi, I've got this guy here. I'm like, what's up? He's like, well, he doesn't like that this person looked at his medical records, but they have a speech impediment and they're really hard to understand, and they're here now. And it took me 30 minutes to get this information from them. I go, you just told me in five seconds he goes, yes, yeah. So, I go, okay, well, you don't think of a tablet instead of I'm writing this down. Okay, go on, sorry, I'm used to, this is just my brain. If you think I didn't get this guy options to do that, I'm like, dude, he sits down next to me. He's like, I want to, uh, uh, no. Hi. Okay, hold on, bud. Hold on. Is he upset? No, he's just, he can't get it through because-- It's a reset bear. He says again, it's called a cycle. So you go, I'm, I'm stumbling. Oh, okay, I'll correct. Okay, stop reset. I reset. So it's just a cycle. So they'll get stuck in a loop. Yeah, he can't get past the first sentence. Yeah, ever, words are hard, bro, words are hard. So, because of his medical condition, right, that occurred to him, he has trouble like verbalizing, right? He walks around, everything's normal. It's just speech is difficult for him. I'm like, all right, dude, here's the deal. Would you feel better if you wrote some of this down? No, and you're like, okay, cool, what's your name? Jimmy John, Jimmy John, you're like, okay, that came fast. That's cool, it's a normal thing. Yes, and no questions are easy. All right, let's, let's try and stick with yes or no. All right, you got to tell me something about what happened. Where are you upset about? Well, I, all right, so where did this happen? Well, ooh, one, 20, on this, well, yes, no. Fuck. (laughing) Come on. Come on. Fuck, shit. I was just like, where'd you go next? Yeah. At what point? It's just the waiting and being like, what, you're talking about our minimal encourages. Yeah. I can't do minimal encourages. I can't say anything. No, you can't. It's how you just have to sit there and look. Fuck, fuck. Fuck. Hey, hey. This is, it's literally like edging for solving crime. It's not, it's not edging. Did I bring a pain in paper? So I, no, I, oh, so no, he pulls out his phone and I'm like, so what is the name of the person that did the, that is possibly offended you? Like, what is the name of this person? And he's like, and he pulls out his phone and he taps a button on his phone and it says, you know, is a Bella Marie. And I'm like, can you just text it to me? You can text it to me. You've got a whole bunch of fucking words that I see on your screen. There's more than one word on your screen that you could poke and have a fucking think about. Okay, can you text it to me? Can you? No. No, well. No, I'm like him because now I want to be like, what the fuck are we talking about? But I can't say what the fuck we talk about. I have to go with, no. Yes. Okay. So, and that's how I'm communicating with him now in broken English because I can't get the words out of my mouth because my words want to go like, what the fuck are we doing here? So I'm sitting here with a guy. It's 45 minutes. Can I just picture it in the time? Just the time lapse. The clock. Yeah. While the clock goes super fast. Yeah. The only word setter. Yes. No. I don't, well. It's fuck. If you work. Anyway. So this rich clock's out. It comes back in the next morning. It relieves the guy that relieved him. There's just two extra words on the paper, yeah. Nice guy. Not a criminal. Normal person. Potential victim of a crime. I had to kind of figure out what it is. And like I said, it took a long time. And he didn't want to play the game that I wanted to play, which was, can you write it down? I had him write his name. I had him sign a supporting deposition after I got the full story, right? And I'm like, he signed his name so fucking easy. Why are you fighting me? [BLANK_AUDIO] just writing shit down. You have a verbal issue, you've got your phone, your figure dexterity is fine. Like, what are we doing? You're fucking killing me, guy. You're fucking killing me. There's more to the story, which will add to how much of an issue it is. But yeah, and then I get to the end of it, and I'm like, all right, cool. It's a supervisor in charge of a medical clinic, and you don't like that they looked at something in your file. It's a supervisor of medical clinic. They have access to that. If you feel like that's a hippo violation, it's not criminal. I can't do anything. The guy called me up on my phone. Oh my God, he called. I have voicemails from this gentleman. I have two, 45 second voicemails. 45 minute. 40 now, the 45 seconds, huh? Oh, me? Well, you're shaking your phone. If you can call me, thank you. Oh, I wonder who it could be. He didn't leave his name in number, exactly what you told him. I'm sorry, I didn't call you back. I didn't know who left it. (laughing) I have, I got shit, I got like two voicemails. And then he showed up to the district the other day. I'm not there. And they're like, he's here and he wants to talk to you. He wants to know like the status of his case. And I'm like, how the fuck did you get that out of him? Yeah, I didn't even ask how long they talked to him. I didn't even ask how long he talked. I go, I go, dude, I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm pretty sure it's not criminal. I don't think there's anything I can do other than he can file a HIPAA complaint, which it's not going to go anywhere because it's the supervisor of a medical clinic. Supervisor of a medical clinic can look through all of your records. They're the supervisor of the clinic. So I've got a, oh God, I have to call him up or I do, I don't want to meet with him, but I also don't want to call him. I gotta, I gotta talk to this guy again. Can I watch? No. Oh my God. Can I watch? You're not allowed. Can we record it? No, you're not allowed. Can we record it? I can. It's just your reaction. We'll meet the audience on you. We'll meet the audience. I just want to see your facial expression. I must hold a time lapse of Rich's face. A time lapse would be the most. It's like the sweat beat like for me. We're running down. Heart is things ever done. It's just defeat. It's just defeat. This is my face. It's like, I can't, I can't be upset with you. This is not your fault. But at the same time, why won't you work with me a little bit? Write it down. You work with your penmanship. Fine, I could read it. You've got a fucking phone. You're telling me that you just call everybody all the time? You don't text nobody? Are you telling me right now if you want to go to Burger King with your friend? You can't just text him. I want to go to Burger King. You got to call up your fucking friend and go, hey, no, I need, oh, you want to, burger. No, yes, okay. I hope, no, it's not how this works. At the end of all of this, you're like, hey, sorry, we can't help you. It's day 18 of having to deal with you. He's like, yeah, at least you tried. And he just walks out. Dude, I love this so fucking funny thing. He's just, he's just, he's just, yeah, just the, guys are so, he's got those are so, yeah, you can't do anything either. I'm so glad you guys run that same path. I'm like, this guy's fucking with Rich. He's definitely got Rich's goat right now. He's just like, hey, hey, watch this guys. What is that TV? There was one TV show where there's like, a monk and maybe that was, I don't know, I just remember one episode of a TV show where they're like, they go to the in-laws house and there's like a 30 year old man that supposedly fell out of a tree when he was a kid and hit his head. And now he's like, mentally disabled. He has the mentality of like a 10 year old or whatever, but he's got a crush on the dude's girlfriend. So he keeps hitting on every time they're alone in the room. He hits on his, he's been faking his disability for 20 years. And he's actually just a 30 year old man. And like, everybody thinks the girlfriend's crazy. 'Cause she's like, he's talking to me like a normal person and nobody believes her. This is how we end this guy. - Yeah, he's like walking out. He's like, hey, sweet didns. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Like everyone's gonna be like, oh, Charlie's happy. - Okay, that's part of the fun thing that I'll tell you after this is over. - The gas lighting? - I can't, yeah, there's an interesting part of it, which makes it a little bit more funny because of how strange this whole thing is. And I can't tell you what it is on camera. I can tell you what makes it stranger and more interesting after. - He was masturbating. - Oh, I can't wait for it. - Oh, you beautiful boys. Okay, where do the people find you? Again, you Gordon. - Buffalo PD. - Buffalo PD. - We'll hang a picture. - Yeah, we'll find it there. - Oh yeah, it's where you want to file your water in Western New York. - Yeah. - Me hanging from a bridge when I had to call this guy. - That is a good question I haven't. I haven't asked. Have you ever pulled over or arrested a fan? - No, what I have. - I feel like that would be hilarious. Like, where are you angry cops? - Oh my God, no, I pulled somebody over. I pulled somebody over. - This is the best day ever. - Yeah, when I was on patrol and I pulled somebody over, I had a guy who was like, and I was like, oh, shit. - Anything else who wanted him. - Oh, hey, man, are you guys doing a sit-up? You know, I gave him the spiel and I was like, all right, cool. You're not who we're looking for. And you're good to go say, I like your videos. I was like, yeah, I can tell, all right. I'm having a nice day, yeah, out here. That's how you get out of this. I say that, shit, shit, shit. That's how I get out of this. I know what you looked at me. I'm not stupid. I thought you looked at me. I know. - Oh, hey, like, subscribe, and follow. - No, you don't fuck out here. - Share this video with your friends. - Yeah. - Well, you can find Joe on the over-served podcast with me is G.I. Joe, average Joe. - Yeah. - Joe. - And then me, of course, you know him. Me, so you should find me there in non-might shenanigans. And I agree, Cops, and you're on unsubscribed. - Oh, we love you, buddies. - Thank you. - Thank you for coming to the kind of over-served unsubscribed podcast. So it's trying to be a buddy of mine, Joe. Richard and myself, goodbye. - Bye. - Bye. - Yeah. (upbeat music) (upbeat music)