Flag Football, Poop Dolla Legacy & Worst Jobs w/ Adam Devine, Blake Anderson & Anders Holm | Ep 184

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Yeah, it was fun. You had a nemesis. I feel like if you go through, that type of effort to remove somebody from their position and get them fired, you deserve an A in that class. Did you get it? That's what I thought. That's not what happened. No, no, no, no. Welcome back to new Highest Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, a Wondry Show brought to you by Apple? Oh, man. We're really, we're doing it, man. We're doing it big now, man. We got Apple to sponsor this thing. How about that? How about it, man? We're your hosts. I'm Travis Kelsey. This is my big brother, Jason Kelsey out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Shout out to the Heights and shout out to the Cincinnati Bearcats. Heaven gave the Bearcats love. UC is always near and dear to our hearts. Subscribe on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts and follow the show on all social media at New Heights Show with one S. We're going to have a bunch of fun clips throughout the week and you don't want to miss them. Jason, why don't you tell the people what we got coming up today? 90% We got another amazing episode in store for you guys. We'll check in on our March Madness bracket. We've got some fan mentions to get to as well as Blake Anderson, Anders Holm, and Adam Definer here. That's right. We got the workaholics. Speaking of work, let's get into some work in that new news. New news. Starting off with some of that new news. New news. All right. New news is brought to you by Intuit TurboTax. And let's get into it by getting out of the house, right? Right now. And now with our TGL video which dropped on Monday. All right. When's the rematch, Trav? How are we doing? How are we feeling? Dude, whenever you want to go back down there, I would love to fucking absolutely scrape you on that simulator. That was hilarious. I knew this was coming. No, it's all good. It's all good. Just so everyone realizes what happens here. Jason asked. Let's get the excuses going. Real quick. Hey, do you want to just hit a few balls on the simulator afterwards? I said, yeah, sure. I'm not trying to do any recording or anything like that, but I'll go out and I'll hit a few balls. Yeah, why wouldn't I want to hit a few on the simulator? We go down there and I'm like, I get mic'd up by three different people and we get a full-on camera crew and everything, which it was still a fucking blast. Listen, I'm not saying that I didn't have a lot of fun shanking the golf ball on that big-ass screen. It was pretty cool that TGL let us go down there and have some fun after an epic match. It was still pretty cool to be a part of it. The green and how it moves, even that big old screen, man. It's technology. It's through the roof and it was just cool to be down there having some fun with my brother, man. It's insane. It's insane. And yeah, of course, listen, I can't beat you straight up in golf, so I got to use some tricks. I mean, this is the reality of it. I've never beat you in golf in my life. So yeah, hey, you want to go hit some balls? No, no, keep drinking. No, it's nothing. We're just going to go. Nothing's going to be on the line. Just go. How many? You're having another. There you go. Oh, what's this? We're playing four holes to compete to see who wins this tournament? Oh, I didn't even know I won to take the lead. I was over there. That was insane. Chugging beers and the place was electric. I was loving my time over there at TGL. So like you said, man, the facility down there is spectacular. Can't wait. We got to do something else there. I just know that we got to get back down. We got to do something with somebody else, some other celebrities, brothers, podcasters, golfers, whoever, whatever I got to do to get back down there and to keep using that thing and having fun and maybe raise some money for something would be awesome. So would love to, man. And honestly, I just want to get another hack at it to have, you know, I don't know where I was going with this. Go ahead. You just want to beat me. I get it. But it's not going to happen because I'm going to keep getting better, Trav. I am fully committed to this golf game. Dude, maybe the sim is your way. Maybe this is a sign that you just need to never play on another golf course again. You should just play on the simulator. I got to say, I do crush simulators. I don't know what it is. I don't know if my ball like tricks them but for some reason I can hit off of them like a simulator. That was different because it was grass. Maybe you just get intimidated by like seeing a course. You know what I mean? Maybe it's just like you're mentally, you're like, you're feeling over the ball is just at more ease because you don't see the intimidation of the course. You just kind of see the big old screen. I just got to hit screen. It might be. It might be. I don't know what it is but like we have a little like simulator nearby here at 8 o'clock called in town or whatever. Whenever I go there and that one's different because they don't have the grass and you're always sitting off of the mat. So like I'll pound a drive out there and I'll be freaking 50 yards in the rough. It's like, oh, this is only 80% of your power and I'm like, okay, I can do that math super easy. I don't have to worry about hitting the ball though. Like I'm still getting a pristine lie on this mat. So I crush that simulator but in real life it doesn't quite work out that way. So either way though, dude, I'm going to get after it this year. I'm telling you it's happening traffic. I bet. I can't wait to see you dip to blue paint. We've got another off topic off season heights hotline dropping this Friday. You're going to want to do that. I don't know what it is on. Have we already recorded this? No, we're about to after this. Yeah, we're going to do that. Oh, perfect. Well, yeah, we'll see what we talk about there. We were tagged in this maybe a hundred times. So we wanted to shout out the Casey Swifties and all girls flag football team that has formed in Kansas City. Thanks to Taylor getting more girls into football. Hell yeah. That's awesome, man. Well, that's an adorable picture right there. Look at this. Oh, they're looking like they're having a blast. Oh, is this going to little giants it when they weren't going to be able to make it through the sign. Look at how big the flags are. Nice. How old are these girls? They look like eight to ten somewhere in there. Yeah, I was going to say somewhere in that range. I mean, what kind of ball are they playing with? I'm just curious because, you know, you go to like Peewee. What do you mean? I don't know. You go to like Peewee. They can't even throw that thing. You're just running the ball. Crazy. You're crazy. Really? Yeah. You can throw the ball in Peewee? I feel like you just it's just whoever has a better running game. You never watch Peewee football? Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I've never watched and don't plan on watching. I'm not a I think Peewee football is like not very important to be honest with you. Very low in the totem pole of I know a lot of people are into it. I'm not into it at all. This is dope, though. I think flag football builds better athleticism than Peewee football. Peewee football is just like a bunch of munchkins using bad technique and running into each other. This is dope. This is like people actually bobbing and weaving. This is sick. Hell yeah, man. Shout out to the KC Swifties, man. Good luck this year and hope you guys win the championship. It's officially official, Jason. I am What's that? I have been named the official brand ambassador for Six Flags in 2026 season. I'm super confident about this. I can't wait to get to a Six Flags near you or get to Cedar Point here soon. Can we do a show at Six Flags? We have to, 100%. we got to do something man we got to get this thing cooking dude the cedar point count even though it's not a six flags 100 that means six flags yeah it's cedar fair six flags are in the same business same world yeah let's do a live show from cedar point i would fucking love to do that is it possible to do like a segment while we're riding millennium force it's only one way to find out jason this could get it real fun real fun dude i'm kind of like nervous to get on millennium force again dude it's been so damn damn long i got nervous getting on that forklift down there tgo and going 50 feet what's millennium force it's like 200 or some shit what's millennium force's height i can't i don't even remember it definitely held the record at one point when we were kids it did for sure top thrill two holds it well that's yeah it's kind of a joke they just keep making the same coaster and it keeps like one up in it by like a foot but really top thrill was the one that did it that's what i liked about cedar point they kept pushing the mind like envelope it was magnum held the record then they broke their own record millennium force then they broke their own record again with dragster dragster two it's i don't it's called king deca isn't it you're talking about the one in jersey is it called dragster two i thought it was king deca that held it i think there was dragster two and then king deca can somebody help us out here can we it's the exact same ride it's just like a different neither one of us what are you asking brandon are you listening what do you need what do you it's hot what do you need you're inside you not have air conditioning i don't run it during the day you think i'm made of money brandon actually don't run today i like being a little sweaty what is our debate here you what's the tallest roller coaster in the world in the world falcons flight at six flags in saudi arabia you guys want to go i mean kind of not right now that's not right now maybe when things clear up a little bit overseas so it was millennium force in 2000 2003 top thrill dragster 2005 king deca and now but the thing the thing that i think is shitty is the king deca is the same ride they just literally made it one it's like one foot taller it's stupid right it's like you just copied it so you're like they didn't really break the seat i think it was yeah i think it was just like where there's a different park and they wanted a similar dope ride and i think i know that was one of them and so they just made it a little bit taller yeah and i just hate because you wanted cedar point to always own it they they were the ones that had the ride first and then they were like oh we'll just take your ride and make it a foot tall like have some creativity at least come up with a different ride yeah i mean whatever taller and faster i know you're an ambassador i'm sorry get it all right either way we're gonna do a live show we got to let us i don't know if that's how that works i would assume they'd let us we'll do some dip and dots reviews maybe some freaking i'd love to see what else there's a lot of fun things all right we also missed this when it originally aired but travis was an answer on family feud oh my gosh i made family feud before we read further down and they tell us what the category was what do all these things have in common snoop dog willie nelson barack obama tommy chong howard stern and travis kelsey what the fuck fuck um what would lead to a category having these six names and snoop dog being the number one category so snoop dog willie nelson it's got to be something with like weed right famous for smoking weed but then like i don't know i don't think i'm that famous for smoking weed are you that famous for it i don't think no there's no like you're like low level famous for like people that really are in the know but i don't think it's like that much of a thing but you got snoop dog willie nelson obama definitely has that it's got to be that right it's got to be but i don't is howard stern known as that cheech and chong i mean for sure tommy chong yeah there's no question all right and the reveal is name a living celebrity you'd love to share a joint with all right three people out of a hundred that's actually hilarious that all tracks well very cool i think that's a great list you should really be higher i'm kind of upset now that it's that that you're only at three but who would you have said it's not really my thing but if i was going i've done it i'm not yeah no we don't have to say any of that history if i was going to smoke a joint who would i smoke a joint with who would i want to i mean i think willie now it's hard to top willie nelson and i don't know how many more you know i don't want to say that i'll go willie willie and trigger combined what about you oh man um i feel like i don't know why i would like i would want to smoke a joint with somebody who doesn't smoke a joint because then it's like an experience that like an out-of-body experience for somebody and i get to see how they react okay do you have anybody in mind that you know that hasn't smoked no um i didn't really think about who it would be though andy reed hilarious yeah i want to smoke a joint with andy reed i mean it'll never happen but no it won't that would be that might be my new answer that's a great one answer that would be fucking hilarious you would imagine better pre-order them cheeseburgers you know there you go all right once again new news is brought to you by intuit turbo tax thank you to our presenting sponsor apple there's nothing like your first mac that's right jason you remember uh dad bringing home that macintosh when we were kids dad was one of the only people that had a macintosh when we were kids and he was the only one that had a macintosh when we were kids and dad you were right the entire time it was always apple dad it was always apple i just remembered how cool the logo was man the 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the building in the building mr blake anderson adam divine and anders home i'm ready to run through a wall well stay seated okay we're here at the super bowl you guys came to the new heights super bowl party yes absolutely how'd we do night of a thousand beers it was a lot of beers we haven't stopped i feel like still drinking beers you gotta keep it going right yeah that way i stopped shaking that's right yeah is that not one of the most wait is that not normal for you okay it's okay it's good no that was a really fun party we got to play some papa shot yeah me and durst did the punching machine i actually punched harder than him punch me how much does that hurt how much does it hurt yeah your your ego uh we also did a testosterone test oh here we go and i mean maybe let's take a guess who had the lowest t of the crew maybe we maybe you guys you it's okay okay i'm i'm gonna guess adam really okay no i'm out of here jason what i i mean this is inappropriate what i bring it i'm so sorry i'm so sorry what i bring it up if i had the lowest that's true that's true i would be spotty yeah you should have deduced that come on man context clues context clues i don't trip on it because blake's a natural hard body thank you he's got a core under there under that who is that his body is there dude wear a buff daddy shirt everybody knows this is like a pro wrestler and not a gay porn star no i didn't know that dude i thought this wasn't as deep of a cut as it is but bagwell we're not aware nwo i don't remember him looking like that though it kind of looks like that flavor saver yeah he almost looks identical to bad yeah that dude has the weirdest halftime shirt bad daddy right there yeah well looks like a guy that looked like bad daddy right there yeah well looks like a guy that looked like buff bad well just started making t-shirts and selling them yeah they sold that outside of the stadium right as you're trying to park absolutely it's a bootleg you got two for 15 yeah absolutely so nice you guys have been partying at the super bowl yeah i guess yeah that's what our eyes are showing everyone yeah dude oh this is like three days of fury have you guys made the made like the super bowl run before like we did last year yeah last year we got out we got after it a little bit and 10 years ago new york oh yeah our first one ever was we were part of this bud light party on which is like i mean garage beer yeah we're more fans of garage beer yes unless bud light wants to pay us to do anything and that's true that's true we're back so bud light got a cruise ship parked outside manhattan and kind of turned it into a hotel and they were like we need entertainment they hired us to do like comedy probably a thousand person theater 12 people showed up and one of them because we're in new york city everyone got off the boat and went into the city yeah yeah and one of those people was saint louis cardinals hall of famer ozzy smith shut up he got up and left 11 minutes into our show yeah and there's only 12 people there so you just see ozzy smith go he like did a backflip out of the arena i flipped out the whole way okay you didn't have to do that they're like whoa that's actually more entertaining than the guys on stage oh my god then we just talked about us offending ozzy smith for the rest of the show and the rest of the crowd's like i wish they'd move on yeah we're actually sitting here it was brutal yeah that was our first super bowl that was it what is the key to throwing a good super bowl party then well you guys nailed it you're free games that's doing something besides just pounding drinks because we're gonna do that anyways who are we kidding but then doing something else like the free i was playing some ski ball i just so happened to pick the one that was malfunctioning so like it said i had like 890 which was like no one has ever gotten that score before i was like you take my photo and it said i did it with like three balls which is impossible yeah like honestly scoring that much at ski ball is like embarrassing and you know what i think there was another malfunction there was another uh on the punching machine i think they were all malfunctioning so yeah yeah i think you're right testosterone's don't add up to punch weight dude you're talking about the roans dude i i hit pretty hard okay he does thank you we're both in the 800s i think that's pretty good 800s is real good yeah i think i was kissing 900 but yeah that's what you like to do huh yeah i guess 900s line them up i was getting nervous i'm gonna break my hand trying to hit that thing oh yeah the machine yeah yeah yeah i would be nervous if i was that machine too i'm nervous that i'm gonna punch it through the ceiling of the establishment into outer space yeah that's what you bear like you come on management comes over to you when you put your dollar into the punch machine it's like what are we doing here yeah no no no no no no no no you won you wanted me to put the high score up there what do you want this for mere mortals don't don't do that travis got real quiet he's like i can punch harder so i wonder who could punch our we didn't do the machine who could punch harder i don't know who could punch harder i don't know who could punch harder between me and you stop it listen this guy i've seen this guy knock out people cold yeah yeah okay easy last night yeah you were running from the police that is against the law travis let's not yeah throw allegations out so he's got you for for days or jason used to laugh at me when i punched him in the face yeah i wonder who punches harder the kid the guy that gets punched and starts crying or the guy that gets punched and starts laughing yeah right would you ever do that like you know the what's like the ultimate slap competition i would never that is the dumbest thing i've ever seen in my life we've ran out of sports and now they're like maybe we just smack each other right i played a sport full knowing that i was doing brain damage the entire so so maybe i shouldn't judge but the slapping thing just seems ridiculous what about the the 1v1 it's like rugby like just sprinting at each other i will buy a ticket tomorrow to go if i was younger i might do that one okay wait wait the skin i might do that because in high school like you didn't just have fun right right i like watching the spring break videos where it's like two people that don't know how to do it yeah just one person what's the is it omaha drill what is it called oklahoma oklahoma yeah yeah i like watching people either fight or do that that don't know how to do it more than i actually like watching train professionals oh yeah yeah my my algorithm is scary problematic yeah like you if anyone sees my algorithm like is he okay what's going on and then i saw my dad's algorithm it's just i mean algorithms are so funny it was just another old man fillain a fish right instructional it was just like educational a bluegill my dad's like he's not doing it right right yeah your dad's in the comments like i love that i've seen better your dad hate watches fishing no no you call that a fish that ain't shit okay you gotta get under the gill then you turn the knife my dad's macho man randy savage yeah yeah yeah he's alive blake has his shirt i do all right what um how long have you guys been friends for whoa work work work friends oh sorry sorry you're holding your dick when you yeah it's the wranglers man they're creeping yeah they're creeping good good good you know because it does go down to here that's where dude you'd be a good skier a ski jumper yeah the rumors are true we're bringing this up again we have to did you guys hear the news that came out your your first yes so what would you do for to become an olympic champion uh any what wouldn't he do what are we talking about whatever it takes he's skipping he's going to the enhanced games what's the most intense cheating you've ever done oh the most intense cheating have you ever gone too far cheating have you cheated are you guys cheaters no i'm kind of a rule guy he's a big rule like if you guys are playing uno do you pocket a card oh i feel like that's grounds for being shot uno dude don't play at that grounds for being shot i can't think of like a really good i mean in school it was a lot of you know a lot of that i've been cheated on like tests people i used to wear glasses right so like i don't know what the optics were but people i've had on like maybe two or three occasions where someone has been like would you get on the test and i was like i got a d and they're like yeah i i was cheating off of you because i thought you were smart and i was like gotcha i would look at multiple people while cheating to like cross exactly right of course yeah i was thinking multiple samples yeah that's amazing john got mad at me because he went in thinking i was cheating off of him and i was like oh my god i got a better test score and he's like how the hell did you get a better score than me i was like well i was looking like four other people too and i could tell you get the wrong answer since you guys were great at football from like a young age did were teachers like let them let them cheat it's fine um no not to my knowledge good good right there wasn't like a cool teacher that would like slip you the slip you the test uh ahead of time or whatever um no the classes travis was in at heights i think it was just assumed that everyone was cheating just everybody's travis was in nature studies that was his science class all cards on the table everyone knew the answers you got an a in bird watching and uh nuts and trees to mr thaxton yeah shout out to mr in college let me ask you guys this because we would go to the i was on swim team but we're all there together you're with all the athletes yeah and math was tough for me okay same and they would give us same the like two years prior exams that were like cut and pasted together so you would see the exact same questions you wouldn't know you would study for 60 questions and then they would give you 20 and you'd already seen those questions before so it wasn't cheating you had studied the previous exams did you this is what i call life skills all right these are great life skills i memorized the answers for questions that had been given previously in my mind that is arguably better than knowing what the fuck those questions were even asking in the first place that's right that is incorrect and that's an interesting take i was so bad at math that i would blame my math teacher and she was a monster um and what's up miss snow god rest her soul uh she was she's gonna find you dude she she's looking at us now dude i went this is how bad i hated her i got a petition signed by 800 students and other teachers that said she was unfit to teach jesus this is how hated this woman was that other teachers are like all right what did she do to elicit this type of hatred she was a horrific person and uh i went and spoke at the school board meeting oh my god demoted to in like in school detention teacher isd yes oh man so then when i graduated school that was like sophomore year or something when i graduated high school the last day i'm walking out of school she goes adam divine and i turn around and it's just her and she goes i hate you and i go i hate you too bitch and i left it sounds like you guys had pretty good chemistry yeah it was fun yeah yeah you got to find her you had a nemesis yeah that's cool i don't even say that she was my villain i was hers i feel like if you go through that type of effort to remove somebody from their position and get them fired and canceled within a community you deserve an a in that class that's what i thought that's not what happened no no no no no turns out i'm just bad at math right she was really just trying to help you yeah she was adam you need no no she was she was adam you gotta stay after class i'm trying to help you man i just want to teach you you're a monster she cared oh my god you heard hate you she said i'll miss you we have not read one of these fucking cards how long have we been friends 20 years what's the key to long friendship uh buffalo wings what do you want from us no that's our back because he did ask a question how long have we been friends i know nobody answered i'm very happy with where we transitioned to from ski jumpers to awful horrific math teachers uh blake and i met in day one of community college yeah okay orange coast community college go pirates go pirates they actually put us in the hall of fame and i didn't graduate nice and as we were they we were going to give the commencement commencement speech and uh as we're walking on stage i'm like yeah it's funny as i didn't even graduate and the the dean was like what do not say that do not say don't say that do you have an honorary degree now uh i think they they tend to do that yeah yeah they tend to do that yeah yeah yeah that's it's it's a it's a cc it wasn't like a what do they call it this dude's an insider a cc community college what were you guys majors well it's a community college so it was just like they majored in 40s and weed yeah yeah hacky sacking and uh long boarding yeah improv yeah yeah we took uh improv class that's we met uh day one uh of of school and then a couple years later i moved up to la and took uh classes at uh the second city and that's where i met this this big beautiful man i'm not that big apparently so you you guys all have done improv yeah yes everybody met yeah what is it about improv that tends to be like the breeding ground for like writing like comedic like communities like is it because it's a team effort while you're up on stage like you're playing off each other and you learn to trust someone and that's why you really like get your crew pretty tight because you have to trust them that when you're out there they're gonna if you suck that day you're they're gonna be able to right right and it's like community right like you you're there with like-minded people who are like i think i'm funny you do too should we keep doing this and laugh at each other and like i was in a different class than adam and i remember being like i went to the the guy who runs the program and i was like i don't want to be in my class anymore i want to be in his class and he was like well we're trying to like spread it out so there's people with more experience and i was like i'm not i'm so poor i'm not paying money to be like helping other people i want to link up with this dude start making some what i feel is magic yeah and there was a couple other people in the class and he was like okay fine that's awesome because i was like i'm gonna come out of here just because you guys had the way you guys vibed off like not doing that yeah that was the same as like being an improv class at community college like you know we were all coming from our high schools where we're the funniest person in our high school and now you're seeing the most annoying that's what that title means just play nuts but then like you know i see like adam and i'm like whoa this guy is like legitimately funny like it'd be cool to link up and like never said that before have you heard it here first like are you crying what if what if i was just crying yeah yeah sunglasses on yeah and we're like hey let's let's watch the videos we made in high school of like our sketches and stuff and totally went from there what's the key to like being an improv comic i've heard like the yes and right like that's the thing that people throw out yeah but it's never like no no that's not it do you see what just happened that's amazing yeah you're a genius no you say yes and you like build on things like if someone's like uh hey what are you doing here and you're like yeah i'm here like yeah i'm here because my tooth and now all of a sudden people are like seeing it happen whereas if they're like i'm not at the dentist i'm at the zoo you're like okay we're working on the teeth up for the animals that's right and they're like there's no animals here i call the mall the zoo matter of fact all there is is a gun you're dead and by the way that stuff can get big laughs for that one person yeah but it doesn't work for the ensemble um but again it's just like you go there and you meet other weirdos who are like let's do weird stuff in front of 20 people and like you know cut your teeth and like sharpen your skills and what was cool about our situation is we were starting and working together and making sketches right when youtube came out like right oh six i think is when we started to post on youtube and it was like that was like the year youtube started and uh i remember we were just like making videos and like either handing people like burned cds to oh yeah one of those guys yeah we're like do you have a mac or pc okay then take this one yeah yeah and it was so annoying and then i remember the first time we saw it was a friend of ours was helping us edit some videos and he was like actually these guys i went to uh school with in the bay area are now going to be on snl this next year and it was the lonely island yeah yeah yeah andy sandberg and akiva and they showed us a video he showed us a video of them and i was like oh my god these guys are so funny but beyond that i was like oh you can just click a the the thumbnail game changer all of a sudden the video will start to play and we lost our damn yeah we were like this this opens the door yeah yeah when you guys are like doing comedy sketches writing workaholics like are you guys kind of improvving while that's happening together or the episode is written like how does that all take place this really it's that simple it's this and then the jokes that we say here we go all right well that's funny like so that scene where we go to the water park and we're waiting in line like let's do that and then someone overhears us and then they want to fight us and now we got to escape the water park and now all of a sudden we've got adam dangling from the top of the thing and i have to swim and whatever blake's stoned with somebody he's falling in love with some guy he diarrhea in the pool they had to evacuate i don't remember that episode anyway but i'm saying you just you just go and then like you steal from your own lives and the things that we've joked around in the room it helps that we're such close friends because while we could almost direct each other in in scenes we're like maybe a scene there's not enough energy or whatever you can go derz do that insane thing that you do do that right he laughed yeah he loves when i talk with but anyway don't worry about it yeah do your man kind of thing do your man i'm like we're not even on set adam he's like just talking for me just for me real quick real quick it's me going it's just for my energy you guys gotta let us know how did poop dollar come up dude it was actually i stole that from my buddy kyle walsh goons what's up shout out to kyle uh he he did it in college and he he told me about it and i'm like i'm gonna take that yeah that's genius yeah and then and then we just put it in i think the first episode right yes wait no but you've done you've actually done it to someone live and nice on the street what kind of poop are we using there's a lot of poop dollars here in san francisco yeah it's like watching somebody catch a hail mary like you see it coming and you're just like a lot of fans of the show here in san francisco do we have to explain what the poop dollar is like you just i think webster's put it in last year with uh it's pretty self-explanatory same year that swag made the dictionary yeah we were in we finally made it segue nice segue you guys telemarketers in the show yeah are you aware that there's a another telemarketer with a pass in this room why yes you and you it's crazy because as fellow telemarketers you know that you you're reading an already pre-set yes i was the worst i was also bad telemarketer in the fucking world yeah i was slinging uh already making it sound pretty cool yeah i was slinging surveys for uh obamacare yeah yeah i was doing like political stuff too it was gnarly you know who's really good at it adam no surprise yeah we actually did it in real life yeah i did i did it for years i started when i was 16 and then i did it till i was like almost 20 and uh he drove a porsche in high school i was thinking like i worked for the uh for the marriott actually i was working for them selling vacation packages over the phone and i was so good i was like the number two guy in the company and i only had to work three hours a day and i was clearing 10 grand a month and i was like 19 years old and i told my mom i'm like i don't think i'm actually gonna move because i was living in orange county i'm like i don't think i'm gonna move to hollywood and uh and try to make it as an actor i think i'm just gonna be a telemarketer i've got a good gig and she's like move to la please do this for the rest of your life this is like wolf on wall street and pennies yeah i think i hit the jackpot i think i know what i'm doing here you were feeling yourself for sure they did they gave us a top gun hat if you sold three packages in a day how big was that oh you felt so good and then absolutely and you would get one every time you would have so i was walking i rock like four hats on top of my head yeah that made the show too let them know i was like i was like scared to get good because then you do get comfortable and you would meet people who were way older than you that were like the ogs you're they're the only ones answering yeah and they have the funniest political takes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i was like characters i was like calling for like green peace and being like we're down to one whale okay yeah we need your money now save the whale and if you could do like a monthly thing we'll get up to two or three whales we might find some more whales trav was up against a very difficult test he was doing obama uh surveys in southern ohio dang southern northern kentucky the surrounding states the the tri-area everything that's red on eastern southeastern indiana yeah i can't imagine yeah that's a big swing boat i ran out of the comments every call i was on yeah i also realized what my dad would always say and he used to make us do like yard work or like clean clean around the house and like he used to tell me it was like i would see him at the end and he would be like you better get paid by the hour and i realized when i had my first job ever as a telemarketer that i was getting paid by the hour and i was like the bottom of the charts in terms of how many calls and surveys i was getting in i was like man i am low on this list if this was competitive to me i made it i made it to the other room they were like you should come in here every i mean the people like i mean it's based like the show like some of our other characters were just like insane people yeah and uh it's real yeah our extras on workaholics were i mean legendary we ended up giving most of them lines because they were such characters yeah like jet set yeah jet set hudson homegirl and homegirl homegirl uh ghost man oh my god ghost man we had some fun characters 69 69 man 69 man you got to the point where i would just call and i wouldn't say anything if they answered you just breathe it yeah yeah because you want to take time yeah you need the time and i just need yes call yes and it's automated so as soon as you hang up it dials again shitty employee all right it was a shitty time in my life i just got kicked out of school jason all right i was dealing with demons yeah fair enough fair enough what is the worst job you guys have ever had worst job that that just to get go ahead mine was that go ahead i love to work hard i love to work hard i love to work hard there but there were bad parts about working at a butcher shop that had parts of it that i didn't yeah kind of like smell and like dealing with yeah corpses and blood and stuff but i did love no that's the part that you love corpses and blood that ruled actually mom just dealing with the people that wanted the flank steak uh i'll be working overtime you just have a dexter shed in your backyard it's like why what's with all the plastic uh honey what's going on shout out um mine was i i worked at a service deli and uh so i had to climb at the end of the night i was this is how they tricked me into being this guy they're like well you're the smallest so you're the only one that could fit inside the rotisserie chicken machine so they made me crawl inside with a like a wool the entire machine steel wool still with a steel wool and just scrub the machine wow and i just reeked every night yeah coming home is that why you eat rotisserie chickens all the time a lot of people the smell you know someone works at mcdonald's don't never eat mcdonald's again yeah uh it had the opposite effect on me right i eat so drive past the boston market like i need it there's not enough boston markets dude yeah bring him i love a good bm bring it back boston market bm drop a dm on them sometimes you gotta just drop a bm sometimes you gotta drop what you're doing and bm boston market and they can use that i know why that's weird yeah you guys can have that perfect if the ceo of boston market is watching you guys can use that so did you guys actually live in the house we did we heard the rumor but you guys actually lived in that house we and kyle newichek who was our director uh we all lived in the house for like i don't want i want to say like five years or something yeah five years and when we got when we got workaholics we we sort of shopped around for locations because they're like we're not gonna shoot at your house right but we're like if we do shoot at our house does that mean you pay our rent and they're like yes and we're like we're shooting at the house genius i didn't live there i live with my girlfriend now wife and i was like i gotta get up earlier i'm not getting my rent paid like they would get up when the crew would be like uh adam we're gonna film in your room all right let me just take a shower real quick i'm like on the freeway like god damn which are like your lines under the door under your bedroom door in the morning and you would like be in your boxer shorts uh eating the craft services that they've set up in the morning right and then also you didn't have to do dishes because it's a hot set so you're like don't touch the dishes because that's continuity right gross and that's when you got rats tons of rats leave those pizzas there and like massive too i remember my girlfriend i was i was dating a girl that lived out of state barn cat we had snakes great call they did not i was dating a girl that lived out and she she was we were in bed at night and i just yeah it was pretty sick and uh i heard a rat crawl under my door and you hear and she goes what's that and i go it's it's an old house and she's like what no like the the floorboards are settling and she's like okay and then i felt to go on the bed and climb up and then i go smelled that rotisserie chicken and i kicked my i'm always sweating rotisserie chicken that's such a good call i'm leaking and i kicked the rat it goes and lands and she's like what was that and i and i kicked my leg i'm like i have restless legs and then and then the next morning there's like rat shit all over my room and i'm like i'm like just go to the bathroom sometimes sometimes i take oreo crumbs this girl was not buying it by the way she's like bro just say it's a fucking yeah no i take tiny little poops and scatter them all over my room it's it's fine i i crumble my poops it's a medical condition i don't i don't want you to worry about it don't worry okay i'm out of here for that it's not a rat it's just my tiny poops that i place all over the she's like that's worse the room to mark my territory so it's not rats though will you marry me will you move here for me during this is married to his then girlfriend she's not his girlfriend anywhere yeah never surprisingly that one didn't work out i can't do this man this is fucking so good all right so it's been 10 years where would the show be if it was still going now like what what would be the future pretty sad uh yeah when i knew that the show was over it was ders pitched in the last season uh a paw patrol joke yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and paw patrol for those that don't know is a children's cartoon for like two-year-olds yeah and good show and i didn't have kids i didn't have kids so i was like i think we're done right like the show's for college so this is i'm trying to build on this i'm like no that's good like yeah blake has kids too and he's like that's actually really funny and i'm like ah what are we doing here guys let's call it a day now adam has a kid and cannot shut up he's like you'll love this the other morning my kid was like dad dad and i'm like yeah i tell yeah they start talking uh i tell the worst stories now like i took him aside i'm like yeah he said dada i miss you oh man that hurts and he's like shut up he's like i've been dealing with this shit for a decade just wait till they don't miss you yeah yeah that's what it matters are you okay uh daddy stay at the super bowl remember this bit that we used to do on the set of uh workaholics ow that was the middle of my dick wow that's the middle of it because the bottom's down here that's the middle of it you would you would uh oh oh gosh right in the middle of my dick ow ow gosh you got the base base slash middle of it yeah i remember i remember that's a fun bit just where it started they didn't play it with the producers like so yeah we wouldn't we would well no on the show i had a shrimp dick if you recall uh yeah yeah on the show on the show what's the dumbest thing you bought with your first hollywood paycheck should we talk about what we all bought in one weekend we all went out and bought brand new cars yes uh which we were the same car no no very different wildly different cars that you think each of us would get i got a camaro super sport get a convertible okay midnight blue baby i got a volvo sedan also midnight blue car seats okay and i got an american flag wrapped jeep wrangler with an eagle eagle on the hood and blake's always the one that's like uh i was like man i hate we're like we're gonna get out and i'm gonna get recognized because he's got the hair and everything but he's also the one with the hair and the american flag jeep and he's just like i'm getting recognized all over yeah how do they see me coming while i'm like driving past like high schools making eye contact with kids being like do you recognize me and i was like no no please don't stop the music you we don't recognize you yeah yeah that was it i think we had we just found out we were getting we hadn't even aired but uh the network had seen it and liked it and they said we're gonna start paying you guys to write season two because we just we believe in this and my wife was going out of town for something for the weekend and i was like i'm gonna go buy a car and then you guys were like you bought a new car and then you went to the car and you got a new car and then you rolled up i got in a car accident 20 minutes after buying that new car yeah i was doing a show with uh with uh with tom segura and we were doing a bar show in san clemente and i'm driving down there uh like a piece of wood just flew off the back of a truck and i just drove right into it and my car kept driving so i'm like we're fine yeah it's probably bounce right off and then i get i get there and tom i was telling tom i got this new car and he's like oh let's go check he's a car guy he's like let's go check it out and then and then i i turn the lights on he goes holy shit man it's like the front end is just mangled like the front right light is just a used vehicle yeah you get a deal on this yeah all right we're we're done okay but all right wait what a way to end what do you guys that went wrong yeah we gotta ask one more before you guys get out of here welcome to hollywood moment welcome to hollywood blake starts blake starts i mean does it care doesn't even do the middle of the day yeah it doesn't even start i don't know well it wasn't in hollywood it was at bonnaroo we were like side stage for like lil wayne and it was just like what the hell are we doing here should we get cash money tattoos or what because i'm in i think that i mean i hate to piggyback but that's we like you know i i remember after the first episode aired i went into a starbucks and the person was like oh shit i watched that episode last night and people in the starbucks knew me and i'm like do i get that coffee for free and they're like no it's eleven dollars or however much but uh no yeah i think that was the first time that we were like oh my god this is crazy was uh bonnaroo 2011 and uh they had to get no one knew who we were like the security or whatever but all the kids did and so they suddenly they were like i think the the bonnaroo person was like we have to give you guys security now we don't know who you are yeah you need security to walk around here which was pretty cool yeah uh my welcome to hollywood moment was in seventh grade oh oh do tell i think they filmed the movie rookie of the year at my middle school are you kidding me and uh i did a little background work in the cafeteria and the drama teacher recommended me to be in this scene that they filmed at wrigley field so oh my god it's like i don't know what month but it's cold as hell in chicago wrigley feels like shut down but we're filming this scene for the movie and we the only place that's warm are like the bathrooms so we're in the bathrooms on like folding chairs sitting there for like eight hours a day waiting to film this scene where i've got like a line where like one kid's the whole concept was like i know him from this and like i had math classes with him and then like the littlest kid has like some long laundry list of like he's my cousins my uncles whatever and we all go super funny classic uh kind of an uneven movie without it but we sat there for four days and then they were like we're not gonna film that scene and i was like but his background acting is dude you should see me uh but i bought a trek antelope 830 with that money there you go so let's say i was cruising in style nice whatever happened to rowan garner's elbow i think they need to make a sequel they should they should definitely do a sequel the best and so full circle moment daniel stern who directed that movie and acted in that movie did our movie game over man was on workaholics and was like the best he's the best rocks yeah very cool it's fucking awesome what is next for the trio of you well we uh we are doing another show together if they if they we're developing currently oh really yeah okay what is the what is the concept oh i don't think we can't okay i don't think jason it was so nice having you guys but it is marvel but it is marvel but we're the new black panther yeah it's a weird because you know how they like switch they like race switches and like gender swaps like we are the new black panthers thank you guys thank you so much yeah that's it yeah that's all we got you guys be your thing hey thanks to our sponsor hill's pet nutrition uh yes as athletes we know what it's like to perform under pressure you train hard you prepare you give everything you got but here's the thing pet parent uh well that's a whole different kind of pressure you want to show up for your pet the way they show up for you every single day that unconditional love they give you just want to match that energy i get it no doubt but between training family work life it's 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are fucking hilarious again this conversation was brought to you by liquid iv that's right last thing before we wrap let's take a look at the new heights times reese's bracket challenge standings i'm in hawaii brandon you gotta do it what's up boys jason i hope you're enjoying hawaii i hope you're having like the best time i hope you're having the best time don't worry about me i'll just be here alone working on the show it's fine hope you have a great time travis i don't know where you are you never tell me so i hope you're having a great time too anyways let's check in on the new heights reese's bracket challenge we have got a leader in the men's the men's bracket lee collier lee collier you are currently our number one standing bracket you do have florida as your champion so that's going to be short-lived brother sorry about that we do have a two-way tie for second place with josh dupree and jordan tipton in the women's side of things we have nick sterling you are our number one bracket right now we have an eight-way tie for second so things are very much up in the air as they usually are after the first week of the tournament internally here the new heights team uh jason you're going to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one jason is our head in the men's bracket uh myself i am ahead in the women's bracket i am tied with dnr researcher but what you guys want to know about is who's in last place because that is who is probably going to be getting some form of punishment right now last place for the men we have chris selzer we're at a team and we have aaron lorick one of our producers they're rounding out the bottom of the brackets for the men on the women's side of things did not expect this but it's sad to see rounding out the bottom two of our women's bracket we have a gentleman by the way who is tied with a familiar name aaron lorick also at the bottom of our women's bracket aaron does not know ball aaron lorick does not know ball that is officially on record here at the new high show punishments you guys send in a lot of great ones we're gonna run through these pretty quick a lot of you want us to spend a lot of time in a waffle house or an ihop eating pancakes for 24 hours which i don't know if that caught us in a mood but everybody seemed to kind of like that one we also got a lot of people saying somebody needs to be covered in mayo not really a shocker there was one member of the team who did not want to do that we also got a lot of people saying we should go hobby horsing which we might even do that regardless so hobby horsing is out there we also had an idea somebody should wear jason's king triton outfit in public which is grosser than it sounds because i know he has not washed that anyways that is the reese's new heights bracket update thank you everybody participating i think we got a couple thousand brackets entered i'm glad all of you having a great time i know we're all rooting for you know the cinderella of the tournament right now my beautiful texas longhorns just a small university just scrappy underdogs doing our best nobody believed in us just a university that's just brandon quick question since you're wearing your texas shirt you had them winning in the round of 32 right since you're doing so well in your bracket yeah sure no i definitely had texas women going very far so fuck off jake all right that is it for the reese's uh new heights bracket update we'll see you guys all next week with more he didn't have them winning all right that wraps up this episode new heights thank you to blake anderson honors home and adam divine make sure you subscribe to the new ice channel on youtube wherever you get your podcasts and once again new heights a wondry show brought to you by apple this show is crazy man shout out to apple follow the show on all social media add do a high show thanks to our new height production team for always making us feel so organized knowing neither one of us are we love you guys and uh thank you to the 92 percenters for tuning in and having some fun with this we'll see you guys next week peace We'll be right back.