First Weekend as a Texans WAG

We're going to Houston, baby! Woo! I have a camel to help, but it's not the pants, it's like the pants, whatever. So this is gonna be my first time going to see Roxanne's house, and I haven't seen him in over a month. This is our longest time apart, so I'm gonna get there at like 11 p.m. tonight. You need to charge this thing, too. What else am I doing wrong? Give him an outfit check. I want to show them! No, but tell them where it's from. People like to know that. Brandy Melville, Brandy Melville. This is Roxanne's like Adidas thing. This is space, and overway, and then this is my hair right on. We're off to Texas. Let's go! I mean, seriously, this is a Bohemath. This is Bemento. I made it to Roxanne's house. It's not here yet, so I'm a little scared, but I'll be here in like 10 minutes. My flight got so delayed, I was supposed to be here like two hours before him, and now we're only like 15 minutes apart. Should we take a little tour? I really like this green bar. I feel like I need to whip up some spicy margaritas here. I mean, I'm obsessed with it. Like, the green is so fun. Roxanne's notes are my favorite thing ever. I have a whole, I don't even know. It's like a jar of every note that Roxanne has ever written me. I'm just like one day I can look back on all of them, and like even like he'll leave once when he leaves in the morning, or we'll try to leave notes for each other. So I have to save this. It's going in the files. Wait, I'm kind of nervous. Like, I feel like I haven't seen him. I'm not nervous, but like, oh my god, a mistletoe. We gotta get on the alert. You know, and you haven't seen someone in a minute. Why does it feel like I'm like going on the first date right now? Hello? Do you remember me? I'm so excited. I see him. See, they're not or a serial killer. (drumming) Woo! Yeah. I love it here. - Do you? - Can you check that one? - No. - I was scared. - Do you see it? - What's up baby? - What's up baby? Woo! - Did you mess me? - I messed you up. - I think these bags are really heavy. - You can walk faster than me. It's amazing. - Thank you. - Go home. - I packed pretty light. I actually did it. You'll see. - Everything I have is heavy in. - What? - Is heavy? - This is so nice. You got these for me? - I've got those for you. - Thank you. First slumber at Braxton's house. I'm in Texas here on, so tomorrow Braxton has an often, which is great because that's the only one that he has the whole time I'm here. Every other day he's probably going to be gone from like 6 a.m. until 6 p.m. but you gotta take what we can get. Right, Braxton? - Good at it too big. - Woo! What did you miss most about me? - What did you miss most about me? Let's hear that. - Um. - Wow, you really had that to move your tongue up. - I don't know. I'm thinking of a really good answer. Well, I miss most about like being with you physically in person. - You're installing it over there, huh? - Braxton, wait a second. I was going to say like waking up with you. - Yeah, I was going to be with mine. - Was it not good enough? - No, I was saying that was good enough for mine. - I never drink water. I like realize this right, I'm massive headache, and I was like, why? - It's the worst thing that you do. - Because I've gone two days without drinking any water. - I probably don't like water. - All right, good night, vlog. See you in the morning. - Hello, gimbal. - Day one, off day. I'm going to do hoplotties. Braxton's going to get treatment. We're going to go to Lala Land first, and get some delicious coffee. And then we're going to be healthy. So excited. I really don't want to work out right now, but you know what? Sometimes you got to do things you don't want to do. - Mm, please. - So Lala on and up. Cheers. - Any help? - Cheers. - It's not chipped out, too. (screams) - Well, let's not crash on this one, huh? - Relax. (laughs) - Okay, dropping my kid off at work. I mean, that's cool. - At work? - At work. - At work. - Wow, this is so cool! - It's stone. - This is so cool. I like this stadium. - Okay, have a good day. - Well, a good hour. I'll be back to pick you up. - I just said it. - If I can figure this out, how to get back in here. I sit as close to the steering wheel as humanly possible. And my head is on the ceiling. - Love you. Have fun. - Aww. - Oh, holy shit. That was so hot. I thought it was going to die and pass out the whole time, but I'm so happy that it's over. But it was a really good workout. I'm actually soaking wet, getting in braxton's car. So, sorry, braxton. In my hair, I like blew it out yesterday. I'm in seriously. Have you guys ever seen my face this red? I'm matching the scenes. All right, time to pick boxing up. Braxton's freaking out about, I go, "What is HEB?" 'Cause I'm trying to look where we can get hot dogs. 'Cause I was like, "We should lay out "and grow hot dogs today." - I was the biggest hot dog. - And I think he's more in love with this thing than me. - I was the biggest public time in the world, but HEB is a different world. - Is it just Texas? - I think it is just Texas. It could be somewhere else now. - I like the hot dogs that are longer. Like, I don't like the ones that are long dogs. - Yeah, I like those ones. Like a foot long dog. Do you know what HEB stands for? - Is it something I would be able to guess? - No, not a shot. - Oh. - That was close to here. - Here, like, HE or E. - Yeah, HE or E. - Here, ever. - No, we're close. - Even? - No. - Here, everywhere. - Closer? - Here? - I'm afraid we're not gonna get it. - You said it close, closer. - No, you are. - Here, everything. - There you go. - Delicious. (buzzer buzzing) - Oh, this is so scary. - Everything's better. - Here, everything's better. - Yeah. - You can never get at it. (laughing) - That sounds. - You're gonna run these people over. Do you know that? - No, I didn't. They're happily walking in front of me now. (laughing) - Look, Brexit, seriously. - I saw that. - I saw that. - They're gonna think that I, guys, I've never had a ticket, never been in an accident, not going with it. - You've never had a ticket? - No. - Never in my life. - That's not true. - So you call me a liar with no factual basis. - No, that doesn't count as a ticket. - You've never got a speeding ticket. - Okay, you know what I'm pulled over? - Oh, I've gotten pulled over for that. - Then how'd you get out of your tickets? - Yeah, because probably because you play football. - So then how'd you get out of it? - I just don't want to. - Okay, well you're nice, so that's different. - Just me and you, just you and me, intense. We're going to the market. - You're sick. - Oh, you're leaving me. - I got you nervous. - All right, Brexit's favorite place. - Here we are. - I need stuff over here. I'm making a salad. I need butter lettuce and lemon and butter. - I have never seen this in my entire life. - That is wild. - Enjoy your ride. - I mean, it literally feels like we're at Universal. - I wish. - Just a little. Yeah. Well, I'm excited to see you. We'll have fun and happy. I'll have someone to do with me. Oh, Brexit's gone. All right, we're looking forward to seeing you. - I love you mama. I'm getting these burgers off the grill. - Okay, love you too. You'll have a good night. - All right, you two mom. - Bye. - Bye. - All right, grill master. - Come out. - All right, let's see, my bacon's probably on fire. (upbeat music) - What? - Oh my gosh. - My holder. - Your holder? - Well, we had really great plans to go out to dinner, but we decided that we would rather order in food and watch a movie or start a show. - Right? We were deciding so much fun together. - Why are you laughing? - Because we're young. - I was yelling as I can go, 'cause I'm hot. - Exactly. - I've actually been a treat all day. - You've been superb to be around. - Well, we've been doing in this vlog today, sitting in this kitchen and eating food. Tomorrow I'll show you guys more. Ooh. (water splashing) - We should do that. On top. I love soup. - We're gonna set up the bed so we can watch. We were liars and eat our food in here 'cause the Wi-Fi wasn't working downstairs, so. - Can you please tell them to the record I do not like eating bed? - Croxon, you love when I said this idea. - I love the idea, but I hate the idea of eating bed. - Okay, but you like doing that? - Yeah. - So, he likes eating in bed. I mean, no, I love eating in bed. I don't know if I have ever told you guys when I was in high school, there would be times when there was like cheesets under my pillow. Like, I would hide snacks in my bed. My bed was like my safe space 'cause when I had really, really bad anxiety, I would come home from school and like, the first place I would go is my bed and I would take my laptop and then I would take like, five dishes of food because I always had anxiety that like, if I didn't eat enough food, I would pass out. So, I just always had food and snacks and like, protein bars and my (beep) - Braton, shine, good morning. - Ketchup, broxton, is that football? - I have to make a coffee 'cause I have meetings that'll go until like 5 p.m. starting in 15 minutes. That does not leave me enough time to go get a coffee. - Okay, I think I can do this. I have no idea how much to use. I'm just gonna eyeball it. Bro. I hope this does good! Day night! It's like I'm the woman during the morning! What? No, I'm excited. I'm so aware this is the best sushi. I ordered a scallop, two of those. Oh, four salmon. Four salmon, two scallop. Two scallop. You don't want to shrink right? I'm gonna do this shirt. I think I can move my eyebrows to my bow top. I'm gonna do two of the wagons. Two of them are going to be wagons. All of those. Woo! I was gonna wait, but I'm gonna. Let's see if this is so hard. So these you inject? Just what they do in my face. Our waiter said that you can eat the head of the shrimp. Croxton won't do it. If I take a bite, you take a bite. No, no, he said the best part. He said right there. I'm not going to puke. When in Houston? Wait, that's actually delicious. I'm not kidding. That's the best chip I've ever had in my life. There's some figures left in there. I hope you're ready. Ready? It was really good. Alright, we're going to Brockston's practice today. I've never done this before. I'm very excited. It's gonna be hot out, so I'm wearing some workout gear today. I just pick up the goddamn key. Guess where it went. Are you kidding me? My coffee is ruined. And my key is soaked. I'm not even sure how one does these things. Do you think the coffee is still fine to have? 'Cause I really want it. That's probably gross, right? Seriously? This is ridiculous. I dropped it and I got there's no-- I hear a plava go there's no fucking way. I'm trying to salvage the coffee, but I don't know if I can. But it's on how gross is it to drink the coffee. Wait, now I'm scared. We got our past. I'm scared. I don't know anyone. So that is their stadium and then practices over here. Food, drinks, and everything's up here. And then I think I'm going to walk around to the other side. 'Cause I'll be closer. Don't know where I'm going, but I'll put your down. It's so hot. I'm literally dripping sweat down my back. Look at you. You look so cute. Thank you. I just had it. Who's excited for dinner? Braxton made that and I've done all of this. Whoa. Relax. I think we killed it. We are, me. You're sushi chef. Oh, I know that's going to be good. Looks good. Did you get that glass? Okay. That changed my life. It's like, seriously, like glacier poppy. It's a good orange soda. Well, now it's time to watch me reliars. I'm really scared because everyone keeps telling me that under the show is crazy and I'm not right. I have Braxton hooked on it. Episode four, here we go. I'm going to get a memory of life for who hurt me. So, Braxton has these little rehab. Actually, I have no idea what that was. Yeah, I was about to say, please tell the class. Go ahead. There's these things he puts on his leg for stimulating blood flow and they make his feet twitch. Look. It's so freaky. You're not moving your foot. That just happens. Okay, the left leg keeps going numb sometimes. So I think I need one. I don't want to be a part of this. I'm scared. If it hurts, how quickly can you take it off? Very, but it's time to hurt. I just want to make sure I get in the right place. Are you cooking someone in the oven? Cookies in a second. Why did you cook cookies in the oven? You did that in there. Yeah, I got freed. Oh, that doesn't hurt. What are you doing in to me? Cookie time. Oh, hey. This is so freaky. What's going on with this game? My gimbals going crazy. Don't look at my bunions, okay? How cheeky. This hurts. What was wrong with you? It feels really weird. It does feel weird. You just gotta lean into that. I'm not moving my foot at all. Look at the two of us. I mean, this is what life is all about. It's like we're training for one. We're like grandma and grandpa's. And our recliner is all day. Oh my nerves. We're even wearing the same thing. We hardly get us. We're spending too much time together. Brighton early, 8 a.m. We're going to see Braxton's practice today. I'm going with his mom. So we're going to go see him catch that ball. He killed it. Thank you. I'm on a call right now. So I'm like half taken a meeting, half talking to Braxton. I love a good merch shop. Do you guys think I could rock these? Hmm. I feel like I'm on a shirt. This is cool. I like this shirt because it's a big shirt. That's cute. These are crazy. It's like Taylor Swift. See, I always like the baby shirts. Because I'm like this would be a cute little girl top. So I usually shop in the children's section. That's cute. He's home. Last night together. I'll be here another night but I just sleep alone because Braxton's sleeping on a hotel. I had so much of you. You know it's not my choice. Just cracked my neck. Going after dinner tonight and then we're going to have game day. And we're going to finish what we were liars tonight. So maybe I'll be crying. Oh god. I feel like I need to show some Houston things in this vlog. All I've been doing really is sitting in here. What could I show everyone? Maybe I'll take you guys on a walk. It's right to wear Braxton's houses. The Braxton's got two touchdowns today practice. Which was so exciting to see. I just can't believe you're out there with all those big bellas. I can't believe you just don't get crouched. Because I can't. It really is scary watching your significant other out there. It's just like everything you guys do. It's just so much physical contact that's scary. So it's much fun as it is. I'm also like sitting there like clenching my hands the entire time. But I'm excited for the first game. Watch it's not the first game. It's just the first game I'm going to and it's not a real one. Because it's preseason, but whatever feels real to me too. There you are. Boom. It matches. It goes together. Oh, check a pose. Oh goodness. And we lost there. Good morning. I'm starting to like my little Houston routine here. I'm going to the land to get this coffee. Coffee reveal. This place is great. And honestly, we've gotten a lot of good recommendations in Houston so far. When you move to a new city. It takes a minute to kind of like find your group. A lot of trial and error. Thankfully, we've had a lot of great like friends or a lot of you guys. I just keep posting and being like, and everyone has been so kind and generous with offering their suggestions. One of you guys gave me a list of restaurant recommendations. And I literally just took a picture of it. And like, everyone has been so nice. And helping us get settled here. And I've been really grateful to have that support system. But I also think something really, really great for this is Bumble BFF. And they can help you get situated in a new city. Find friends. Find things to do. Find common activities or places that you're going to like with other people. I mean, I had a night this week, just a girl's night. And with all new girls that I met basically besides one. And it was so fun. I love meeting new people. And it's never too late to make new friends. Bumble for friends is definitely a great app. If you just moved and you want to find new friends, new routine, new community. I would recommend it. I've had a lot of friends that have used it as well. So that's my little tent talk for today. Try out some Bumble for friends if you're in a new city. It can definitely be a little overwhelming when you first get somewhere. But I think it can be manageable. You know, the stadium's so nice. Good morning. Everyone here is so nice. They really are. It shocks me. We're like the first day of the year. We're in Jackson's family. It's very out time. Which is something I'm not used to. But this is actually pretty nice. No problem. There's like five of the people here. There's three of us. Okay, let's get started. Woo! Okay, so here we come. The day we did this is a long night's for them. I am. The Friends of Emma's section is up here. And there's AC in the stadium. It's covered. I'm liking it. Here I see it. Woo! My back is just fine. Mine's really good. But our margaritas are clear. Which is they are just to kill us. Yours is a little more like it. We're boogs. (cheering and applause) - You're making it. - Let's go, we have good food. - I'm not gonna get out on behalf of this. We're gonna need three blue margaritas to kill. I got a bacon sausage dog, buffalo wings, the area fries, and oh, she's saying three blue margaritas. Guys, I have a flight in four hours, and I don't think I'm making it. This is only one of mine. We've got many moments to clean. Well, they're hazy to me, so this is not my fault. I'm being hazy. I don't know. This is my initiation. I didn't sign up for this, and I get here. - Yeah, we need a new one. - Max is gonna say make new friends. Buffalo! - No, no, no problem. - No! - I love Texas. - Look at this man's injuries. I can't turn this fucking camera around anymore. Like, this is so scary. And it's just like, oh, no big deal. Whatever. - Occupational hazard. - I have to be at the airport in an hour and a half. - That seems a lot, we'll get you there. - Or do I stay? - You know, I want to stay. - Cheety. - Do I stay kitty? - I think the smart thing to do would be to leave, but we could also have a night together, sleep together one more night. - In favor? - You want me to say? - Of course I want you to stay. You know, that's not a question. Can you stay as a question? - Oh. - She do you? - Well, I did get hazed at the football game, so maybe I should stay. - Oh. There it is. - I love you. - It's okay.