317: Finding Out Our HS Teachers Are Criminals ???

five, six, five, six, seven, eight. ♪ Dr. Peppa, baby ♪ ♪ It's good and nice ♪ ♪ Dr. Peppa, baby ♪ ♪ It's good and nice ♪ ♪ Do do do do do ♪ Have you ever seen that TikTok? - Okay. - You haven't, you've never seen that TikTok? - No. - Okay, so this, so this girl, I forget her name. This girl decides just to make it TikTok. Going, I have a new jingle for Dr. Peppa Volvo and then she just sings it Dr. Peppa, baby. It's good and nice. And she's just filming, you know, just herself, probably on the corner of her bed. Oh yeah, this is it. Romeo. ♪ Dr. Peppa, baby ♪ ♪ It's good and nice ♪ - Ta-da-da. - And so. - And then she's just, okay. - Had to act on this before someone got set this in a dream and seal it for me. So I impulsively posted this. So everyone's like, oh my, like this is amazing. Everyone's sharing it. Everyone's liking it. It's going viral. - It's time to pepper reach out. - So that's what we were all hoping for. We're like, we hope Dr. Peppa reaches out, like they pretty much kept it a secret because Dr. Peppa may have commented on it, but that's all we knew. And then all of a sudden, you don't hear about it, but it's still viral. People were still talking about it. All of a sudden, go to the next one. - For the national championship, for college football, you know, Indiana versus Miami. This air is on TV. - This air is on TV. ♪ Baby it's good and nice ♪ - No way. ♪ Baby it's good and nice ♪ ♪ Oh, I have to bet ♪ ♪ But baby it's good and nice ♪ ♪ Do do do do do ♪ - I kind of skipped a step or a part that happened before this, but a producer decided to take her voice and make a jingle out of it. So the jingle pretty much sounded just like that. That also went viral. So when Dr. Peppa saw that, they're like, okay, we're gonna make this a commercial. Which most of the time, I feel like a few years ago, the brand would have never done anything from it. They were just like let it go, like, oh, we got free promo out of it. - Yeah, we're gonna send you just a little Dr. Peppa gift bag and thanks for just making a viral moment for us. - And nothing annoys me more, especially like in the past few years, nothing annoyed me more than a brand not taking advantage of a situation and doing something with a creator. Like, I'm sure she got covered and got paid for that, which is amazing. Ever, I'm sure everybody got covered. But a few years ago, a brand would take that and not even take care of the person that made that jingle or came up with that idea. So it's really nice seeing how the internet comes together for every moment like this. And you know, you know Dr. Peppa paid her well because there is a good chance that everybody's reaching out to her. - I really hope they did. - I hope they did. - They have to. - Because that would be bad PR for them if they totally screwed her over. - Terrible PR. And the things you know everybody's reaching out to her, you better have gotten that bad girl. And if they found out that she didn't, could you imagine that how? - What do you think is the inaccurate price for that? - Like if you heard it, you would be like, oh, that's it. Or you're like, whoa. - How much you, I think she should get paid. - With royalties. - And how much she got paid. I'm gonna give you two different prices. How much I think she should have got paid for a whole commercial jingle. They pretty much just got a free commercial. - And by real moments. - By real moments. Package with that. You have to think about how many eyes saw her TikTok. The guy that made that TikTok and everybody talking about it. To me, that's all comes with the price. - So what price tag are you putting it on? - My price tag as a brand talked about with a much amount of money that they have. I would have paid her 50 to 100K. - I would say 125,000. - Why 125? - Because it's that successful of a jingle. - Yeah, okay. - I think if you were writing any jingle for anything else, like I think that is usually around between like 15,000, 30,000, depending on the scale of who you're like paying. But I know that like, you know, what is it? Is it we are farmers, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump. Like thinking of any big famous jingle, those are usually written by people who have written other big famous jingles. And if you want one that's catching and gets in people's heads, they pay a pretty price tag. So, but because of her and how well it was getting in stuck in everyone's heads, that's why I would say you should charge her the premium or pay her the premium of what. - That's a beautiful one. - Well, to me, I feel like the premium doesn't come yet. I feel like 50 to 100K is amazing. And that's gonna go, like goes so far. - So far. - So far, so far for her, I feel like if everybody is like, we want this to be the Dr. Pepper jingle. Dr. Pepper's gonna be like, okay, you know what? Here's 500 fucking K. Because this is gonna be now our main jingle for this. We're gonna play this at every commercial. Every, like, it's just gonna be a moment. And that's when that premium comes into play. - You know what'd be really cool is if like, 40 years from now, we're watching TV and that's their jingle still. - Yeah. - We're telling our kids like, no, you don't understand. This TikTok are randomly posted and they're like, what? - See, that's the beauty of really cool. Fuck AI, this is what's just true human creativity and the internet and what it can do. - You know, that guy probably used AI to make that jingle. (laughing) Just like to beat the internet. - I mean, I mean, the people were kind of critiquing why it was getting so popular. Everyone's like, but good and nice. They're like, really? - And it repeats it twice. - Yes, it's good and nice, which for the brand side, they would never want, we don't want our product to be said, it's good and nice. It's much more than that. It's Dr. Pepper. - It's a bit good on ice. - Ooh. - Let's see, that's good. - Dr. Pepper, baby, baby, it's good on ice. - Because you know what, you can't drink a Dr. Pepper warm. - They're like, don't care for it. - They got to sell bottles. - Still part of the product line. - It was invented to be drank hot. - Oh really? - More flavor. - No, no, I think that's co-key. - No, Dr. Pepper was made to be heated up and drank as like a warm tea type thing. - Ew, that's some shit you'd like. - Honestly, that's great warm soda. - You're kind of spicy. - You know, piping hot. - Yeah, oh god. - I mean, that makes sense. - Hot Dr. Pepper. - Yeah, as soon as I saw that on TV, my, I feel like my heart doesn't go truly warm like that for a lot of things. That one truly made me so happy. Like, there's so many negative and dark places in their internet. It's moments like that that really like make me believe in the internet. - Yeah. - I'm like, this is awesome. And I want to see more of that. I want to see more people doing dumb fucking jingles and it landing on like a Super Bowl commercial. Like that is, that is the beauty of it. - I'm hilarious. - I bet they may run it for a Super Bowl commercial. - I hope. - Maybe she's gonna be in it. - Oh my god. - But they gotta be moving fast because Super Bowl is like two weeks. - Yeah, so. - They know that, that commercial would be talked about for so long. That'd be such a moment. Also that, you know that girl. That girl's like, one, two, three. - Release them. - Oh. - I actually haven't had a phone to call you up. - Look at the scum compensation. - So now? - The problem's getting tough. - So brands, different brands keep hiring her to come to the thing and promote their brand. - Oh yeah, the New York Times ball drop with like playing a fitness or whatever. She was there like under the ball going one, two, three, release them. - And what's crazy about that whole moment for her is when the video was going around, everybody thought it was Super Cringe and they thought her singing wasn't good. But then they realized, it's 'cause she's performing at a funeral for one of her close friends. She also wrote that song 'cause multiple of her family members have died over the past few years. And the girl can actually sing. It went from being this ooh cringe thing to be like, bump it. That's actually a good song. - I wish I hadn't had a phone to call you up. Some conversations. - I'm realizing how much I'm missing. I have no idea what you're talking about. - Release them. - Well, because you have a baby. - I know. It's a good excuse. It's a good excuse. - I can't wait to see your screen time in like the next model. - Oh dude, it's zero. - Yeah, I bet. So that's why we, that's why we're gonna continue this podcast. - Honestly, it feels good. Like, I feel like I'm a listener and you guys are like filling me in. I'm like, this is fun. - No, I love it. So now we're actually, we're podcasting for you, Heath. - Thank you. - We're filling you in on the filling you in for one. - Feels good and nice. - Yes. (laughing) - All right. - Let's roll the intro, baby. - You ready? - Get it. - I grabbed a Coke Zero and I have Dr. Pepper up in the fridge. - Dammit, Heath, come on. - I should've known. - All right, you ready? - One, two, three. - Release them. (laughing) - It's coffee time, baby. - It's coffee time. - It's coffee time, baby. - Yeah. - Oh, 'cause you're going for the bachelor trip. - I'm going for a bachelor trip. He's going just for just a trip. - Trip with friends, yeah. - With friends, yeah. - But we're going to be on the opposite sides of Tahoe. - Are you going skiing on this bachelor trip? - They're going skiing on this bachelor trip. - Okay. - I'm done with the physical sport, like the, I'm done with that shit. - No, skiing. I get anxiety before it every time. - It's sad to you tumble down the fucking top. - Oh, that was the worst. - I'm surprised. I'm still walking. - I will never forget that day. I know I've told you a million times. I want to tell the viewers, I'm milling. times I'm saying again when Matt, when I saw Matt, I haven't seen him in like 30, 40 minutes, right? And then I'm like, Matt, what happened? He's skinked out and he is all black and just covered in mud and on my face. Matt, what happened? He's like, bro, I fell up top of the mountain and I just kept rolling and I couldn't stop. I like went down a blue thinking I could handle it, not realizing, you know, it's had been six years since I had just skied, thought I can handle it. Just didn't navigate it. Did you go off track? Why were you so dirty? I wasn't able, like, you know, when like you're going down a blue, you're supposed to, you know, be kind of zigzagging and stuff like that. I was just taking a full mask to him and I could I was trying to pizza and it just ate shit. I was trying to pizza, but he's on like the last, the last time I ever told myself I was going to do something like a physical sport like Chris was your bachelor party when we did the skimble. Yep. That was it. Yeah. After that row in my weekend and I could barely walk for a month, I couldn't walk. My back was shot. Yeah. So yeah, I'm done. And that's no sliding that the tube sighting that we did the side of David's house. That was I shouldn't have even done that. That was that was risky. That was risky. So I'm done. But I will. I will be on this. I'll be at the bar. Okay. And I'll probably see the casino. The casino. Oh, that's right. There is a casino across the border, right? Yeah. It's like it's what you do right on the border of like Nevada. So you know, gambling is legal there. It's like the closest place you can like really gamble. It's like across the street of the border. It's like super close. Oh, wow. So it's like a really popular thing to do in Tahoe. Yeah. Yeah. Huge. Huge. They got a hair as they got a golden nugget. You don't know like total Vegas, but it's like it's a vibe. Oh, wow. Yeah. Cool. I might be doing some snowboarding here too. Oh, really? Oh, snowboarding. What does it look like out there? It's crazy. It's getting really cold here. But apparently I was checking like the weather app. Apparently we're supposed to get like 20 something inches of snow this weekend. That's true. Funny inches. That's crazy. It's going to snow big time in Alabama as well. And you know, my brother-in-law was telling me about this. You know, persimmons, like the, is it a fruit or vegetable? I don't even know what it is. It's a persimmons. They kind of look like a tomato. Persemin seeds. Yeah, they look like a tomato. Oh, jeez. I've never heard of this. It's an orange, I believe. Okay. But the seeds of them by the seasons can predict if it's going to snow like in that winter, depending on where you grow your persimmons. Oh, okay. And my brother-in-law was telling me this saying, oh, it's going to snow in like Birmingham this year. I'm like, really? He goes, yeah, because the persimmons seed say so. And I'm like, yeah, that sounds like a bunch of baloney. It's true. Coming from the guy who goes to the groundhog day and swears, that's all good fun. Yeah. But persimmons is crazy. Oh, this is crazy. Wait, Matt, Matt, I think you still owe me money for that. I do. I do. I do. I'll get you, buddy. What was it? A hundred bucks? Did we even agree with the money was? I have no idea. You made Tony a blanket. Where are you even? There you go. So we saw a spoon in the persimmons. Yes. So if it's a knife, it means it's a harsh winter. If it's a fork, it means a mild winter, and if it's a spoon, it's lots of snow. I'm done. In the area at least Alabama, I'm curious, probably out in Tennessee, I got some spoon shape persimmon marks. All right. All right. The persimmons seeds. It's not like you cut open a persimmons. You got to cut open the persimmons seed. Wait, that's crazy that those are the shapes that it causes. Yeah. It's kind of crazy. An actual fork and actual spoon. Yeah. Why is it all silverware? This one's a leaf. Maybe that is going to like the spoon shape one, but it's interesting that they can forecast it. Maybe we really are all in a simulation. Do you think so? I can see like somebody in the back end, like we're going to come up with a fruit. We're going to do a little fork knife spoon in the middle. Make everybody think that that's what you've got to look at, but to see how much it snows that year. And we're all just eating it up. Do you guys like forks or spoons more? All right. Yes. With it with it. With it. With it ground. Sometimes I'm like eating something and I'm like, ooh, what am I going to, like if I have it like rice and like ground beef and stuff, are you going to have a fork or a spoon? I like to eat with a spoon with everything except for soup. Like you say you're having a fork eating, I like to eat everything with a fork when it comes to like meals except for soup. I think you said it the other way. Oh, what did I say? You said you like to eat everything with a spoon except soup. I'm like, oh, shit. So what are we doing? Just gossip it? You know, it's crazy because I didn't not even like, I would have bet a million dollars right now that I never said the word spoon. So crazy. That's right. It takes your silverware very seriously. Mariah? Yeah. She's like, she's on silverware TikTok where people like show off their forks and spoons. Oh, does she have the briefcase? Were they like rate it? Like thoughts on like the design, the thickness, the weight of it. Oh. Apparently it's like a thing. Some people get like fixated on. Oh, but she's always like buying new ones too that I'm like, and apparently the popular ones right now look like damn, you know, camping utensils. Okay. Three prong, or the four, three's only for fish, three's for fish, three's for fish. And the way you remember it is you, it's like a triton, like, you know, uh, okay. Why? Why? Because I think it's just a better way of like cutting it because fish is a little bit more delicate of a meat, I guess. And so that's horseshit. I believe is for fish, I believe. That is this, this a bunch of bologna. This is so fucking, this is literally only for the top one percent. Oh, yeah. Like a fish nine. Oh, see that fish fork has four. So in the three prong says it's a cake fork. Well, what the fuck do I know? I could cut my fish just fine with a fucking fork. I want, I want 10 prong if I'm eating cake. Gimme that. Yeah. I'm not taking baby bites. No, we're shoveling. Oh, you know, he's a spork ice cream cake. I'm man. Okay. Spork. Why do we even need the, the ork in it if you have an ice cream cake? A spork. Yeah. I know. Exactly. What? Cause we're clawing. Ice cream cake. Yes. Cause you want a claw. Yeah. And then scoop the ice cream. He knows what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. We see the basket robin cakes for our birthday every time. Every year. They're the best meat carving fork. That's dumb. Like it's like what? Why are we curving the prongs out? It's not helping grab the meat at all. What is it? It's interesting design. That's ether rich. You're not any ether rich. You know, I hate I hate saucer. Wait. You know, what is it? It's called saucers. No. For under under a cup. Oh, under under a plate. It's like the plate. And then you put the plate on top of it. No, that's it's not what it's called. It's not a saucer. It's not a charger. The charger. Chargers are just the decorative thing underneath. Yes. I hate. What is it called? The charger. That's the worst fucking word. I know. And also when you go, it never is used though. You put like the plate on top of the charger. The charger is like a decorative backdrop for the plate in fine China. Yeah. But then you also look like some people get really serious like with like when they're doing their weddings on what the chargers are going to be like, it's a big deal. And it does make a difference. It does enhance the look of a dinner. It does. But I saw some TikTok of a girl who was like eating at her family's house and she picked up the charger. And I saw that. Yeah. Eating off of it. And it was like, you're eating off the charger. But it was just like, the cops are just like, why people? How has everybody freaking out about this? Zane, I just saw something and it just made me realize who I am. So it's, it's like a, like a paper plate, right? But I hate throwing away paper plates because you like rip through them. But then also I'm like, I don't want to do like the dishes. Yeah. It's got a paper rip top. You reuse the same thing, but you just rip off the sheet and throw that away. And it's just like a never like a stack plate, a paper plate. Yeah. It's like, it's like a plate. That can't be good. But it's got like 50 sheets of paper on top of it. But think about the first layer of heat that's going to, no, it's like a wax paper. So it doesn't like seat. You know, like, oh, okay. That's fucking. That's what I'm talking about. But you know what? I think that's great for like camping. Yes. Yes. Four days on the road, like, okay, I get to vibe. But the thing is you can't heat that up like in the microwave because I just, even though I guess it's wax paper, but just like, you know, when you like, you like make a bagel real quick and you're like, I'm not going to go bust out like the China. And I'm also not going to dirty a paper plate because it's, I'm going to sit on it for like two seconds. Yeah. And then you're like throw away. I'm like, all right. If I had this, just rip the top. Boom. He's a bagel would be paper towel. That's how I eat my bagel. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's a little hot. You get a little bit of more support with it. Yeah. I got a complaint though with paper plates these days. If we're, it's the standard white paper plates, I like, but the moment they start adding those fucking designs on them, where it looks, why is wrong with the design? Because they don't look, well, then make them look like fine China. Don't make them look like a damn tampon wrapper or fucking black box. Like it's, it's this whimsy as shit. What? You know what I'm talking about? Right. You know why? It looks like that because think about the most times you use up your plate, drink picnics. So they're going to make it look like a garden. Yeah, but it looks to me. It never looks at fancy. Uh-huh. It looks like a turntable. You want us to tamp on, rapper? You're right. You're right on that. But they do have, they do have those fancy ones. Like the off white ones? Yes. Where it's like, they are nicer ones out there, but the moment I show up at a party [BLANK_AUDIO] and you got these tampon wrapper plates. - But you know what, don't call them designer paper plates. Don't do that. - That's where. - That's your line. These are off brand paper plates. You gotta get the word designer off it. That's just-- - I like the ones that are like borderline cardboard. Like, you know, it's like there is some-- - I want my sauce to seep into it. - Yeah. - It's soggy. - Like I was cutting my chicken yesterday and went right through the plate. - Oh. - And I got this strong double-diker plate. Like, you know, like the thick one, you pay extra for like the thick one. It went right through. - Are you throwing up right now? (laughing) - Oh my god. - Who's saying, did you throw up in your mouth? - Because I drink this really quick. - Oh, I'm just you burped, or like, think you were speaking at the same time. - Just sorry. - Yeah, I'm just sorry. I'm just like so pissed about these paper plates. - I will say though, the silver silverware, the fake plastic ones where they make it look like it's real. - Yes. - It helps sometimes. - It does. - It makes-- - It helps in certain situations. - What I do not agree with is clear. You eat mac and cheese on a clear fork. I'm throwing up after a second, but if I buy it and I see mac and cheese still on a clear fork, or a spoon. (laughing) - Yeah, 'cause you see all the mix-ins of everything that you've like dipped in the fork into. And like the bottom part of it is this whole fucking groove and canal that's just capturing other food. Why a normal fork doesn't have this fucking - Yeah, the support rate of just saying, they're trying to clean off the clear fork, and you're going, you're going, and then you want to eat it to like eat your cake. - Yeah. - And you just see so-- - There's not any of this in it. - Yeah. - No. - Man, all clear silverware. - Damn it. - Damn it. - Do you remember my birthday, like four years ago? (laughing) Do you remember my birthday like four? When was it four? No, it was like, oh my god. What, I think it was before COVID. So, I think six, seven years ago, but it feels like four. We went to, we went to this like Korean, it was like a Korean barbecue restaurant. Like all the way. Do you remember that? - Yes, me. - Who reminds me was, remember when they brought the picture of water with all the cups? (laughing) What the fuck? You thought there were yellow cups, and you would look closely. They're clear. - Oh, man. - But they turned yellow. - No, it was bad. - And we're saying they're like, oh, we gotta, we gotta, it was really bad. - We need the bill. - We gotta go. - My favorite is seeing videos of people's cooking and all the comments like, this is why I don't eat other people's houses. Which is so true. There's like, you just see one thing. Just like the crumble, I mean, crumble man. They're fucking PR man. They're probably working overnight. (laughing) Over time, the fucking, did you see the picture of the girl with her fucking socks? Offer shoes, she was, like pretty much just like standing like this behind the crumble counter, and her feet are on the, the trays. - No. - Where you make the cookies and everyone's like, this is fucking nasty. But they went viral. Literally, do so many people saw this picture with this girl, yeah. - Oh, no. - Oh. - Coming out of the crock. - That's for the fact that you're doing this so in the open, not even being discreet or hidden about it. That's like, you always, 'cause when you go into a place of business of where you're serving food, immediately and you're like, I trust this place. Of course, I trust this place. Crumble, how big they are, I trust this place. And then you see that shit, you're like, oh God. - Yeah, they just need to lock it on their customer service or just maintaining your goods into etiquette. That's the thing is, when you have like a food establishment and you get so big, it just increases the chance that something like this is bound to happen. But if you're known as a place like Chick-fil-A that has like rigorous interview process and they're really trying to find the best candidates and commit to the code of conduct. - Yeah. - A beginning employee. - They should come over the athlete's foot flavor, like. - Oh, same. - They say salt and salt. - Really? - They should lean in on this. They should, oh, I'm by the way, when I saw this, I was like, I mean, fuck the sock on the tray. And my husband's like, how they allow their workers to wear crocks. - Yeah, that seems like it's-- - Everyday for work, that seems not a lot at all. - Mm-hmm. - Where I'm fucker. And you know she has it on a slipper mode. (laughing) - Yeah, she's got the-- - That's he'll pull it all the way through. - That's not safe. - That's not safe. - So there's multiple violation. - Yeah, multiple things wrong in that picture. - That just kind of ruined crumble for me. - Oh, you love crumbly for God too. - Do you guys hear Gen Z is like, has a new name for like the millennial Karen, like our generation. - Jennifer, Ashley, what was it, Rebecca? - Good guesses. Heath, do you have a guess on who they think like the name for Karen from the millennial generation is? - I saw it, I forgot. - What do you guess? You said Jennifer. - Over the three I said. - They're close. - You said Jennifer, Rebecca and Ashley. - Ashley. - Yeah. - Good guesses. - It's close. It's around that world, Heath. 'Cause I saw the video. I just forgot the name. - Does it start with K? Did they try to keep it in that realm? - No. - Does not start with K and let's just say Zane already said the first letter. - Is it Jennifer? Or sorry, Jenna? - No. - No, no, no, no, no. - It's more common. - More common. - More but you're on the J's. - Jenny. - No. - Yes. - Which, I don't like that. - I don't like that. - I don't like that. - Jessica's are usually nice girls. I did not know a mean Jessica growing up. - Jessica is, I think I like Jessica. - Yeah, Jessica is. - Jessica is great. - Jessica is great. - Ashley is more of a Karen name. - Yeah. - I think for our generation though. I know plenty of Ashley's. There's lovely Ashley's out there. - Yeah. - But 'cause Ashley was always like, remember recess. The show recess. - Yeah. - Remember there's a bunch of like Ashley's and like they're like really mean and they're like the bossy mean girls up like the whole elementary school. - I always feel like that's a little synonymous. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm not a big fan of that one. I don't think that word's gonna carry. - You don't do that. - I think it's just a trend and it's gonna go away. They'll come up with a new one. - But it does sound good. Where you're like, okay, Jessica. - Jessica. - Yeah. - It's the multiple syllables that really like gets it. - Okay, Jessica. - Jessica. - That name to me reminds me of something else more like, Jessica. - Like where's that, like that line? - It's me. - It's me. - Jessica. - It's from a hot girl with the broads. - No, it's not Jessica though. - It's me. - Jessica. - Oh, oh. - Boys are cheats and liars. They are a disgrace. - What are they will tell you anything to get to second baseball? Baseball? He thinks he's gonna score. - Yeah. - If you do something with him, then you think he. - People think you're a horror. - Horror. - Horror culture studies beetles. Geologist study rocks. All guys want to go. - Very good. - It was for you to suck their cockroaches beetles. - That's good. - In a dancing bare name chuck. - Man. - Yeah. - What do you call it? Great movie, by the way. - Hot chick. - Yeah. - Rachel McAdams too in that. - Pre mean girls. - That was. That was like her before. - She came a star. - Yeah. - Lingling. - You forgot your bling bling. - Lingling, you forgot your bling bling. - I was just thinking about that line specifically a few days ago. - Do you know the name Jessica? I feel like we talked about this in the past. Do you remember baby Jessica? - Baby. - Baby Jessica was a baby in like the early 90s. I believe out in Texas or Oklahoma and she fell into a well in the her back. - Yeah. - That sounds familiar. - And the whole nation was watching this like unfold. - He's thinking about the movie The Ring. - So maybe. - Could we just go to the Wikipedia page just really quick so I get the context. So yes. So this happened in I think Midland Texas and this was in 1987. So she was 18 months old. And she was in there for 58 hours and the rescue team like had to basically drill a hole and rescue her. She got to meet the president and everything. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This baby, she was 18 months old, fell in a well. - Yes, like a pipe. - And wasn't under water? - No, it's like, it's not, you're thinking of like a very traditional like beauty. - I am. - Where you were, fuck it down. - Can you look it up? - Yeah, look at the images. - Like the. - A baby Jessica. And I think there's kind of like a diagram. It's like a PVC pipe almost that I feel like she went down. - It's like a tube more like that. - Yes. - It's not, it's not thick like a big hole. - Not like a wishing well. - It was like an eight inch, eight inch diameter. Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Yeah, it was like a PVC pipe like that. - Can you replace baby Jessica with Zane and see what comes up? - Zane, your big ass head wouldn't fit in that well. But you wouldn't have got stuck. - So they had to dig another well next to it that was just as deep and then had to like dig up into where she was to retrieve her. And I mean, this is when the whole world was praying for baby Jessica. - No, this is like, I feel like this is a movie. - That's insane. - And because of that, in everyone just felt like Jessica was just this answer to everyone's prayers that she lived. A lot of people started naming their kids Jessica. - Jessica, wow. - Yeah. - I have a feeling the movie The Ring was based off this story. - Right? - Right? - I mean, I think that could have been inspired. - Probably inspired. - We're not based on, sorry, inspired. That's what I meant to inspire. - But The Ring was based on a Japanese horror novel. - Oh. - Yes. - Oh yeah. - Yeah. - But that novel was based off of Jessica. - But it came out. The book kind of came out before. - Oh shit. - No, it came out after. - Two years after. - Four years after. - Well, day. - Four years after. - Okay, Kooji Suzuki. That's his name. Kooji Suzuki. I'm not just. - It's a huge. - I watched, I got to go to the early screening of the. - The Night of the Summer. - The Game of Thrones show. - I saw you posted that. - Dude, I came out of nowhere because in my head, it wasn't coming out for another few months. - When I saw that, I was like, how did Zayn not tell me that it was going to be coming out like soon? - It's because I didn't. I didn't know until I got the invitation. Just a few days before. - Well, the whole thing was just a screening. So we went to a movie theater. They didn't do it. - Okay. - Red Carper Pimmer or anything special like that. - Oh, you just watched the first episode. - It was kind of like an activation. - Right. - They played actually the first two episodes. two episodes, but I left after the first. one because me and Danny, we were really tired. Oh, that happens. That happens in our head. We're just like, we got to watch the first one. Let's just we'll be able to get excited for the second one, because they only have six episodes this season. Oh, no. And the episodes are shorter. They're only like 30 to 45 minutes, which I had no idea. I should have done more research on it, but I saw everything came to a surprise when I watched it. They're like novellas. So they're just like short kind of stories of these George R.R. Martin stories. Like did he put these out his books at all? I'm pretty sure they're in the in his books, but I think there may be more. All right. Tales of Dunkin Egg is a series of prequel novellas set in the world of song and ice and fire following the adventures of the Hedge Knight, sir, Dunkin the Tall and his squire. Okay. So it's in the universe. It's in the universe. In the lore and kind of stuff or like some of the star wars. I really, I really enjoyed it. It was cute. I feel like I feel like more people would enjoy this one. Did it? If they like more kind of, what's the word? It's more comedic. It's more comedic. Got it. Really interesting. I like it was a fun route to attempt. Okay. And they kind of like I feel like they execute after the first episode. I was like, oh, I can't wait for the next five. Cool. But yeah, you know, as no me, I'm a big game of Thrones fan. Anything game of those related comes out. I'm excited. And I just hope for the best every time. It was it was good and nice. I heard that there'd been, they've been trying to like rebrand the Vegas Hotel Excalibur to be more game of Thoronzy and less. I think they need to go all out because that shit is so phony and just tacky. Yeah. It's so fish or price looking. It's so crazy because they could and it would look insane. Oh, yeah. They could bring in that like the like the amount of the rebirth I would have where everybody around the world would want to come just stay at that hotel. They could really do something insane, especially with how much money Vegas has. I know. They're always building new hotels. They're always even renovating the hotel. They're always like, how can we make this? Let's put $10 million in this hotel. Like they can make it just such a financial risk building Vegas hotels. Like they'll spend billions to build one. And then it's like they don't make like enough in the year to pay off what they thought they were going to make. I think they just need to execute the look though. I think if they imagine they made that place look like you got to do it right. Yeah. But I don't know if that is confirmed or where it was, but I know that it's been tossed around a lot on what they could do with the hotel. Literally everything that comes out of my mouth. I cannot confirm or deny that. I should just say that every line I comes out of my mouth allegedly, allegedly. There was some guy who also posted like on TikTok. I saw that they're trying to make like a new theme park in Vegas. And I think it's called like retro land and that all the different like, you know, parts of the park and the themes of it are different decades. So there's like a 50 section. There's a 60 section. There's a 70s and stuff retro escapes. And now I don't know like how legit it is because the guy who was like talking about it, I was like, I thought one, it was a news coverage of it, but it just seems like the guy who has the idea and it's him and his dad who are doing it seems like it could happen seems like it might not, but I love the idea of it. I'm all for theme parks. They're they're my favorite. And I hope that I can still continue to ride them when I'm like 50 60 because a lot of older people, they can't ride rollercoasters anymore because it's like too much for their body. But that's why that's why I'm still training. I work out a lot. I try to live the best I can just so I can still ride rollercoasters with my grandkids. Yeah. And when I'm going to have grandkids, when I'm 90. You were saying like 50 years old with grandkids. I'm like, you got to start now. You got to start 10 years ago, dude. Oh my god. Imagine imagine like grandpa, but he's 110. It's possible. Same. Yeah. You never know crazy. I think, why do I think I'm going to look so young when I'm 100 and 10? I'll be like, oh, when you're 110. I wonder how long, because back then, people were dying earlier, right? Aren't we living longer now or is it that now? I guess you could say that we're living longer. Our generation is living longer than I don't know. There's like so much data on that, but also our food is getting a lot worse. So I feel like it's maybe not. I mean, I'm always keeping up with that Brian Johnson guy, even though he's kind of like crazy. I love just seeing what he's doing. All the studies. I'm done. Someone's doing it. You know, exactly. And he's so and he's just tweeting it out all the time. All this discoveries, everything's like, I guess scientifically backed up of what he conducted. Just like don't make me have to do any like people get pissed like he's making it's everybody do something. Well, now he's selling stuff and I'm like, damn, yeah, what a good lead up. Cause like, now I'm like, this is, this is our guy to know what we should. Because if anyone's going to be like super health conscious about any product he's putting his body, it's going to be him. Just would have he snaps though one day. It's just like give me some fucking course light. Like I'm done. This is just guys. I'm done. Just imagine like a paparazzi picture of him. Just like smoking a cigarette. Just a rip in six, taking a Yeager bomb. Yeah. I think a Yeager bomb would genuinely kill him. Yeah. He would probably have a heart down. That's like fucking it's like literally acid. He's got to commit, got to commit. Oh, that's nice. His extra virgin olive oil. He calls it snake oil brilliant. That's funny. Really. Can you just imagine people back then not having proper like dental care and having to deal with just like a cavity? Oh, yeah. And like it just hurts. And the only thing you can do to make us stop hurting us about the fucking teeth. Oh my god. Imagine living in that time. I bet it gets to a point where the pain is so bad, you're just like pull it out. Let's go. I can't deal with the pain. Cause that happens like can cast away, right? Like Tom Hanks. He has like the ice skate and just oh, ow. Wait, where did he get an ice skate from? It was because he was on one of the FedEx planes. And so it was a commercial FedEx plane. He worked for FedEx and then the plane crashed a bunch of people's stuff. They were shipping. So that's where he got the ice skate. You know, I haven't seen it in so long. I need to rewatch it because I remember back in the day watching it being like, oh, that was fun. Yeah. I don't remember anything. It's hardly like any dialogue in. Did he get off the island? He gets off. He's on it for four years. And he keeps one package, one of them and unopened, unopened. And he delivered. Oh, I don't want to like spoil. I guess the ending, but please don't. Yeah, just. But that's what like the one package. I don't know. Go see it. Well said. That's all I remember the ball. I've actually never seen it. Oh my gosh, cast away. Oh, yeah. It's brilliant. I mean, I know the, like, I've seen that ball so many fucking times. But yeah, I've never seen the movie. I know it scared me as a kid a little bit cast away. Just being on an island by yourself. You know what? There are too many air plane crash movie. Like there's too many plane crash scenes and shows the movies. It's terrifying. Stop doing it. That was another thing growing up. You thought it would actually happen being stranded on an island, break dance battles and like getting stuck on island. Yes. Oh, break dance battles all day. I thought that's what I'd be doing. Where though? Where though? What? Where? Like the break dance battle. Anyway, anywhere else. It's just warehouses with chain link fences. Yes, with the water tripping down. Yeah. Why was there always water falling from a pipe? Yeah. Who is outside? Leaky pipes. You got served. Oh, is the best. Like you got served one. You got served to the one with like little Kim is in it. And they're like, uh, how do you like it? She goes, you know how I like it? Baby straight hood. Did you know Jason? Uh, like I think a year and a half or two years ago, he was on a flight and next to him, it was Lil Kim. That was me. What? That was me. Yeah. That was you. Oh, I mean, maybe I was on a flight with Jason, but yeah, she was like, I think it was both of you then. Yeah. Yeah. She was like a couple seats over. That's what Lil Kim looks like now. Oh, mama. I would have never I didn't know. I, I think I truly never knew what kid Lil Kim looked like. Until you guys told me you were with her that day. And I had to look her up. I was like, because I actually don't know what she looks like. Didn't she like do something that like ended her career? She got up on stage and started dancing. No, that was lip gloss. That was Lil Mama. That was so awkward. Oh, my. Yeah. Was that like the VMAs? You know, Alicia Keys and Jay Z are singing New York and Lil Mama just felt the need to get up on stage and join them. And she like poses at the end. Beyonce's even like girl, do not get up in the middle of that. Don't do it. And you can see Jay Z and Alicia Keys like look at her going, what are you doing up here? Just like, it looks like she literally took like, she was doing bumps all night. And she was just like, I'm gonna make history. And that's me when I'm doing karaoke night. And you're like, you just like. She should have brought some friends with her on that stage. It's the only thing she could have done. She just like thought or she thought she was starting something and more people were going to come. Yes. Yes. She thought it was going to be this we are the world like type situation. Yeah. You thought that she was trying to start something like that. Yeah. I think, yeah. That's what like came over her. She goes, I'm from New York. I should be up on stage like dancing with them. That's crazy. You know, because I really saw a future in her. Her, her shit was bumping. I loved her music. And she has like a look of like, she, she's going to be big too. Like there's something about her. And then she did that and we never saw her again. Because that lip gloss song still hits what you know about me. What you, what you know about me. And it's like, they. They have like lockers like Bayonet, like this day and suit. This why do that day is like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. Get it saying, hey, Chris, cross it up, what do you know about me? What happened to a girl fight? Remember a book Valentine? There's a battlefield. Girl fight at, you don't remember that? No, wait a guy, it does like guy singing out of your girl. ♪ You brought to the, that we bout to play your name ♪ ♪ We bout to the, no, there's a bout to be a girl fight ♪ Oh, I thought that song went hard. I've never heard of this girl. I don't know, just popped in my head. Brooke Valentin. I just hope Nellie's out there doing well. I think so. I think you got him so far to debt. I think he's doing well. And wasn't he in the Super Bowl halftime show like a few years ago? He was in, he was, he was. He's doing good. I mean, I think, aren't they doing a bunch of people now for halftime this year? No, it's just bad money. Oh, I heard that bad bunnies bring in 24-carat magic. What's his name? Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars. Is he Porter Reacon? Bruno Mars. Yeah. Porter Mars is Filipina. Oh, I don't know. Cause I thought bad bunny was doing a whole Puerto Rican like thing. Oh, yeah. And I heard daddy, what is it? Daddy Yankee? Yeah. I heard daddy Yankee. Oh, and Jay Balvin. Oh. Oh, he won't be attending. Daddy Yankee, Azuna, a bunch of Reggaeton, it seems like. There's always surprise guests and stuff that got up their sleeves. That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They always do have surprise guests, right? Like we'd guess that nobody knows about yet. Every show? Sometimes. I think about 24 hours people really start knowing who's going to be there. I felt the sound checks and shit happens. But you never know. Bruno Mars is weird, man, but that guy's got some hits. He's so good. He really is. He's so good. He's somewhere like get annoyed, hearing, but then it's like, you can't help it. It's just too good. How short is he? By five. By five. He's a lion. He's a lion. I take it all back. Part of me, I said he was filipino. A lion. Oh, a lot. Oh, I would have never guessed a lion. It never gets a lion. Videos of him when he was a little, little kid. Oh, yeah. Do you like Michael Jackson? Like concert. Dude. You know, like impression concerts and stuff. He would. Yeah. It's really crazy. He was born to be a star, though. Wait. Why are they putting his face next to Michael Jackson? Oh, because he was. Yeah. He would do like Elvis impressions and stuff like that. Look at him there. He's so lit. He's so lit. Wait, that's a great costume. They do kind of look like each other. They do. They look like cousins. Yeah. You said, man, what the hell is happening at Heath and I's old high school, soft foundation high school. This pops up on my feet. I was like, oh, you got to be kidding me. There's another thing that happened allegedly. I'm saying allegedly because I literally, I forgot what this video was because I had saved a couple of weeks ago. But a teacher was a keys of carrying a romantic relationship with a student, which is not surprising and they were doing it when we were in school. They were doing it when we were in school. They had security guards fornicating with the students and the fucking and and moving. Because he knows and what he knows and moving. Moving. Yeah. Drugs. We literally. Our school was literally an arcos. Hold on. They were trafficking drugs in your school. He got busted. Yeah. But he was doing it on the side, like trafficking drugs, and he also the security guard. Our security guard. Head of security. Dealing to students. I don't know. Dealing to students. Or outside of school, he was involved in a drug ring or he was doing it. I doubt. I doubt kids were doing like hard drugs like cocaine like that in that school. He was dealing to students. I would have known. I would have been his biggest buyer. Not only though he was like hard drugs, right? It was cocaine. It was cocaine. Yeah. Okay. In 2012, security. Oh, sorry. It was snow. That was his name. Yeah. Right. So Thomas Snell, a security specialist employed at South Plantation High School since August of 2000 was arrested in May of 2012, charged with conspiracy to traffic cocaine. He and three other men were nabbed in a policing operation in the Tampa area while attempting to purchase a kilo of cocaine for 34,000 dollars. Oh, boy, opposite snow, I mean, I know about six people, I know six people in our high school that were definitely buying from him. That's crazy. It was a year after we graduated. Oh, imagine if we were still there and it was going down. Oh, that's it, baby. Cocaine is expensive. What do you mean? Cocaine high school for? Like, that's right. That's right. I'm thinking for the SATs. I think the only thing high schools were really doing was weed. I don't remember cocaine being a thing. Yeah. It was not a thing. No. Did we know about it though? It was one of those like, I'll call it like a fantasy drug that you like, you know what it is. But like, it was not like an accessible thing where people you heard about. But how did none of us, and nobody around us ever was like, I'm going to bring coke to that. Because I think high schoolers more are like in that stage of like, yo, let's just get faded. Let's just drown out all the noise and just like get a little high. They're not like, oh my gosh, are you guys, are you going to test club after that? Just like, what are you, what are you getting pepped up about like in high school on coke? Pepper rallies. Pepper rallies. Yeah. I mean, we actually, I mean, we had enough energy in us. So I feel like we weren't even thinking about it. It's more of those like, you, you're just trying to keep up type things. Yeah. If anything, that's why people say we to slow them down a little bit because we were hyper. I feel like every kid's on Adderall now. So they're just like, we don't need coke. We have Adderall. Exactly. Exactly. Back. So in plantation right now, there's this teacher's having an inappropriate relationship. We were going to play this news. Yeah, yeah. Is this the kid or? No, no, no. He's just being interviewed. Okay. So just kind of weird eyes class. Oh my god. There's grills. He's very awkward. On the outside, South plantation high school looks normal. But students here say this school day is everything but routine after a teacher's arrest. Yup. This is just sad. Like, for this to happen at my school, like, I feel like I just feel bad. Plantation believes it. They definitely have style, Christopher, George Santanelli, of engaging in an inappropriate relationship with an adult student while being an authority figure at the school. I don't know. He was just kind of weird eyes class. He's very awkward. Charged with one count being an authority figure, a school figure soliciting, engaging in a romantic relationship with a student. They shave him down in prison. While some students expressed his appointment, many who knew him had a similar experience. Dude, it's so weird seeing our school. Every time I see him, you'll just like, close the blinds and close the one, my son was going on like, he would get me very secretive and creepy. He was overly nice to the girls. He was given very secretive and creepy. That's what you say. The student reported getting gifts and exchanging text messages, but also hugging even being kissed by that teacher. Oh. You know what the contract was reported. I'm just shocked because I've seen it on the news a whole lot. And I never thought it could happen here. The arrest happened Thursday morning before classes began. In a message sent to families, the principal confirmed a teacher was taken into custody and said the individual has been reassigned away from the school and students pending the case. Can you imagine that that day in school, like the conversations, everybody talking about it. Everybody's talking about it. That's crazy. The fact that that shit's still going on. Do you think like someone reported it or like she came forward and was like, this is inappropriate. I'm uncomfortable. Somebody reported. I don't think I went in a little too far and it was reported and they seized their phones and everything. And we're like, what's this? Oh, she was an adult student though, right? That's what she says. She probably heard an adult student and I think he was like, oh, I could really get away with this. She did. They need to not call them an adult student. Yeah. I didn't like that. I think they should have. Let's not do that. Yeah. Maybe he said eight. I think 18 is important because legality wise, but still, yeah, like they need to say adult. They should have just kept like, no, it's still your student. Yeah. Like your high school student. Yeah. But not try to make it sound like down. They're like, yeah, they're like trying to protect them a little bit with that line. I didn't like. Did you ever have any teachers who dated each other? Yeah. Yes. But it was very, like they would like, they would never bring it up. It was like very like. And you could get in trouble though if you like started gossiping about it. Like I heard that like, what do you mean? I you never wanted to bring it like we. I knew two history teachers and different grades that were dating and they were a cute couple. Oh, they started. They started dating. Everyone always like knew they were dating and then if, but if you ever brought it up like so or you and miss so and so, like going on a date tonight, like you would get like in trouble if you talked about it. But I don't know if they would punish you because of what you said, but like there were consequences. Um, I think it was just, why would there be a consequence for that? Oh, like do you think to school? I don't know. Well, do you think anybody working in a workplace can have that romantic relationship? I think once the teacher says not to say it again, I think from there they can be respectful, be respectful. Yeah. But I'm sure there is a policy, not a policy, but I'm sure in the school, if teachers are, um, are co-workers and then they start dating after to workplace romance. Yeah, it's, you have to go to HR, but I'm sure HR is telling them like, please do not let the students see you guys. Yes. There's a lot. Yeah. Is it allowed in the workplace? Because I watched the office and I'm like, everybody's dating everything. He has to report it. You have to report it. As long as you make it a known thing to HR, then you're good. Yes. That's what it is. Yes. Yes. Yes. I think if you're hiding it, then that means it's not being discussed and therefore there could be conflicts of interest and that's not disclosed to everybody around about it. There could be favoritism involved in all of it. So that's usually, um, so yes, teachers can generally date each other as they are adults, but it heavily depends on school district policies, power dynamics, such if it was a principal dating a teacher, yeah, that can get a little dicey. All of us take me out. Yeah, that's really it. But I think I do remember miss miss Atlas. I bring her up I bring her a few times a year. I love this Atlas. I think she was dating a teacher when we were in school. I think it was like they they went on a couple days or something but like somebody found out about it and you were jealous and I remember Miss Alice was just like guy stop it and then that was it. But I remember there was something around that time where she went on date with the teacher. Yeah, I feel like dating those like more scandalous than just like if there was a married couple that it was very three years that are just both teachers at a school. Like Mr. and Mrs. Dorte. Oh yeah. That we had a Mr. Dorte. They were so nice. That was that was before that was before they were married and then they worked at the school. So like everyone's like used to. She was my sign language teacher. Oh, was she really? Mm-hmm. She did that in sign language. Was it science? She did science. Oh wait, no, sorry. She was not my sign language teacher. What was that? Miss Collins was my sign language teacher. But her husband was also at the school. Yeah, just if you're going to go to a self-sentation, you're going to send your kids there. Be careful. We got some creeps in there. That's I think that's another reason why he's like I am not putting my kid in a public school. Oh my god. It's just like another reason. But honestly, I talked to my brother about it because my brother went to private school and he was like people give public school a bad rap, but then you go to private private. Private could be sometimes worse because like they have access to like other types of drugs. I know. It's a lot of the kids who got kicked out of public school. Yeah. That's the only school I could take them. It depends on the private school, of course. But I remember. And so and how do you think cocaine gets into public school? It starts in private. It's better than the prep kids that are like because cocaine is what? A rich people drug. So it starts in private and then it makes its way down to public schools. It's just say no to drugs. Exactly. Dare. Do the dare program. Do they still have the dare program? Honestly, that's probably bigger than ever. The dare program. It doesn't make sense to me. Yeah. Well, it's it's not like it's just like dare. It makes you want to do it. It's so bad for you. Yeah. Take a fucking hit. What was another? There was another another company that did it. It was dare. What was the other one? It was a five letter word. Rise above it or like above the influence. Not that one. It was dots. It was like truth. True. That was like smoking. Was it truth? That was smoking. Yeah. That was like cigarette smoking. No, there was there was another one that was five letters with dots in between it like dare. I just for no, but like it's so weird looking back. The dare program. They made it seem like you try something once you will be addicted for life. It's going to ruin blah, blah, blah. And you're like, I mean, as a kid, as a kid, you're terrified. Then you get older. You do shit. And you're like, man, dare was so wrong. But then as you get even older and you like stop doing stuff, like holy shit, dare was so true. Like you do so. You're going to think about it. But you know what? How else? How else are you going to do it, though? I feel like that's the best way to do it. You have to scare these kids into like thinking that it's a PSA. Yeah, scared straight. Scared straight. Yeah. I'm all for it. I think I think they should go a little harder on it. What's crazy to scare straight? You're like, oh, that's a fucked up program to like, do this thing or whatever. But then like, it's an even more fucked up TV show. Like you're watching kids get. I'm surprised they feel scared by going to, it's a crazy thing to film. Yeah, crazy. It's kind of, it's kind of weird. It's like, it's crazy thinking about what they used to film for whole TV shows. Like another one where I saw someone talking about it. I'm like, it is really crazy that we filmed this. And it was another one to catch a predator. Who is watching to catch a predator? It was it was good. Oh, I watch it when it comes. It was good. It was good. But it's so it's I kind of it's a kind of like concept. I think that I think the only thing I really don't like is when they involve like actual kids in it. I thought that was crazy. Like having them as bait. They didn't need to do that. Would they always do it? Kids are really just youthful adults being like, I'll be out. No, no, no, they were kids. Yeah, but they would bait them like in the kitchen and then they would just like, I know, I know, I know. But still, I think it's like they don't need to do that. That was only just to like, it can't give the, give the pedophologists an extra like ounce of like, feel good before life comes. Yeah, like because he walks out a second later. It's like he could have just been at the door. Yeah. Like when he opens the door, I think that would do you think maybe legal? Wait, do you think maybe league or not legally, but like they want to catch him on camera seeing the kid and still staying there? You know what I mean? It confirms that like you were there. You were trying to meet. You were meeting someone. Yeah, because imagine a pile walk came into the kid came when he's like, whoa, you as a viewer, you'd be like, wait, did he know that he was meeting up with a kid? Do you do you think there was other to catch a predator's catching other people trying to catch people? Like we're like, what? Like we're you're acting as a kid. Yeah, like talk like do you think? Oh, wait, someone, someone made a, someone made a video out of that. Like it was like, it was like a skit where somebody was trying to catch up a pedophile, but the other person was also trying to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They got each other and they both met up and they're like, what are you doing? Someone has to be acting like a pedophile, though, for the meet-up to happen, though, right? No, no, no, no, you're not acting like you're acting like a kid. Yes, but some, but hey, but then who's the other person acting like the creep who's hitting on the kid? Wait, I don't know. Like I think there's like a, oh, wait. I think it was like people trying to be two kids meeting. I don't know. Maybe. Oh, man. I get it. How comedically it could work. I don't know how that would actually work. I think maybe I think I think it was set up differently. Not the way I said it was set up differently, but the end of like that. We're both of them. Yeah, they're like, wait a second. I wonder like those kids who were on the show to like, you know, bait them in. They're like, I'll be out in a minute and then they go into the other room. They're like, they're like high five and like the film group was like, was that good? They were like, great. You're like, okay. And they just get to sit there and like listen to this person, get arrested. What a gig that is. That is, like, but I don't know. Like as a parent, I don't think I would ever have my kid do something like that. I think they were adults though. I don't think that they were actual real kids. There's no way. No, you would have a little like you would have someone tiny who's like 18 years old. I think it I think it went. It changed into that younger adults, but I swear there were fucking kids on the show. I remember seeing careful saying that. What? No, okay. Look. Okay. No. Catch a predator did not use actual children. The show used adult actors, usually young women pretending to be minors and online chats and stuff. That's wait. Okay. So they what they weren't doing anything illegal. They met up with an adult. That's why I'm like in my house. That's still like no, but they were saying they were they were saying that they were underage and they went there. Yeah. I know. I'm just like, I love. I love playing both. Is that it over here? But I think they had to stop the show though, because I think someone like I'm on the live like I think it's no, it's like the guy from the drive through. What did you see that? That was like maybe like a year ago. The guy went through a drive through it like one of those. I don't know if it was like a bikini coffee shop. You know how they do those like pull up windows. Bikini. Oh wait, I feel like you told us this already, but I forget. The guy like pulled up and the person working there was like filming the guy. Yeah. He pulled through the drive through with no pants on. And like filmed him. It went like crazy viral. And then he ended up taking his own life because of like the video, the video. Yeah. I've done it a couple of times where I drive with no pants. I'm saying you you drive what if you what if he was in a hurry but naked? Oh he was but naked. Oh, you got to say no underwear on. Not no pants. Don't dance to me. He's boxers. Boxers. No one to whiz. No one to whiz. Oh, that's that's sickening. Makes me sick. I know it's when you have too much caffeine. Your head like his pounding, but I'm having like today I had only pre workout. And my head's fucking pounding like it. I've had only heard cold brew today and four crispy cream donuts. I think that's the only thing I've eaten. Oh my god. I know you're having a good day. Dad diet. No, it is so bad. I'm eating so bad. Yeah. I mean that you just had a kid. You know relax. I'm and get back into it. Get back into it after summer. But it's just like the one thing I want, you know, sue me. Yeah. Yeah. Who cares? What do you want me to do? I want a hamburger and I want crispy creams. How's Mariah? How's Mariah doing? Is she like good? Because I know she she hated that she hated the belly when she was pregnant. Is she like she looks like she's back to normal? Oh really? Yeah. Oh wow. Like bounce back really quick. She's doing great. Can she workout or like do you have to take it easy after you give birth for like a certain like bit just for your body to like recalibrate that we're no longer hosting a child in here. And then yeah, I think you're supposed to take it easy for a while. She's not gonna take it. I mean like I'm sure you could, but like I couldn't even imagine like her trying to take the time right now to try to work out. Yeah. Yeah. But everything's been great. It's been good. He's already a month old. I don't get it. Oh wow. That is weird. Guys are a month old. He thought he thought I have the cutest video of Tony on their phone and you probably will never see it. No. But they sent it to me and I watched it like I swear like 50,000 times. I kept watching it over and over again. It was the cutest video ever. He does like the little fake half like little like Daniel was next to me and she was like, why do he watching? Or what do you? What? She didn't know what I was watching was like, why do you keep watching whatever you're watching? I was like, Oh, it's Tony. I guess I'll watch it. So cute. I've never met him. And I love him. You're going to be so cute. Oh my God. And he's growing so quick too. Like he doesn't look like, yeah, he's already put on like over two pounds. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's he looks great. His eye, like is his eyes big or baby's always have big eyes because your eyes never change. You're you're born with your full size eyeballs. I know, but like I have a hard time fucking, but like seeing like it's so crazy to me that baby, like the eyes don't grow as you grow, right? It makes no sense to me. But he's very bright eyed. Oh, what? Like bright eyed, like just like very alert, like looking around. Who's eyes? I can't tell his eye colors yet. Who's eyes does he have? I don't know. It's so weird because like sometimes I'll look at him and I'll see only Mariah. Yeah. And then sometimes I'll look and I'll be like, Oh my God. He looks like me because I know because you're I know your mom has like very specific looking eyes. And I feel like I see that. See her eyes. And that's just the beauty of a baby as it grows. It just like looks like everybody working. It will like when they're like five, they'll look like you, but then when they're 10, they look like your mom. I know. Yeah. Crazy. His hair is still there. As as where would it be? Like apparently like some some babies are born with like a full head of hair. And then it like goes away. Oh, it's just like, okay, like womb hair. And then it needs like real world hair to like fully adapt. I never knew that. Isn't there a chance that his hair could be a completely different color? Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Very possible. Cause in my look, when I saw there's like, Oh, he's going to have like hair just like Mariah like black, but it could be it could be brown. It could be like brown. I've seen some that like go completely blonde at like three years old. Yeah. Where aren't you like really light hair? I really the kid and then it went back dark. Dammit. Imagine me if I stayed blonde. What be it? Different. Oh, I have an attitude. You'd be a DJ. I mean, you would be mean. You would be a duo DJ would be the new change smokers. We'd actually be talking. It's so weird though. Cause like, you're looking at your baby, right? And you like see things. And like the first week, I would just stare at him. And like one ear would be like out a little bit more than the other or like not as like push flat against his head. And like you're looking. You're just like, you like want him to be perfect. And you're you're like, just trying to make sure. I don't know how to word it. Like that nothing. You're not affecting the shape of the face or yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would like push on his ear to like not get it to like flop out. Cause the other one is like flatter. Wait, is it? I mean, is that a real thing? Or you just like, you're just overthinking it? No, it's just like a little off or like, um, I'm trying to think of what else there was. The only thing I know you need is that fucking comment head. Make sure he don't have a comment. Oh, and then like his nose when he was born was like a little bit like one nostril was a little bit smaller or like it was like a little off. And I was just like, Oh, he's got a deviator septum. And I was just like, like your head goes to like you want him to like shape perfectly, right? Yeah. After, after a week, it turns into just please stay alive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You don't care. Like when I'm just like, please God, do not let anything. Also, I don't, yeah, I don't, you don't care what he looks like. Like nothing. You're just like, please just nothing happen. You also have like, I feel like you have PTSD from, um, from Dean's sister or Dean's brother. Yeah. Cause I know that was like, you bad both and then one passed away. And it's because most a lot of cats do pass away in the first like week or two. And I think that you guys were like, I feel like that was you kept remembering that. So I feel like that would make me really scared to like, oh my god. So crazy. You're just like, look and you're just like, you're like, we just got to, you just got to do what we did with Dean. We just got to do what we did with Dean get through the trenches. Yeah. What does he like? Have you figured out what he likes and doesn't like? Or do, do any of those like hacks like I always see like a video of what? What? I haven't even said anything. Getting them to poo packs, like all like the little baby things or I got the one I was having was like, uh, getting them like stop crying or whatever. Like, I don't know. I've seen like a doctor who's like a baby doctor and he goes, Hey, if your baby's crying, just put him like this way and like, hold him by the butt here and then look and then the baby just stops crying. Does it do any of those movements work or is that like, um, there's one position that I, so I only carry him with his head like in my crease right here. Yeah. And then I have my hand underneath him and then holding like one leg like under his butt, right? And like, he's super chill in that position. So I know if that is like to put, yeah, that's like the position I'd like see like works. So he likes being like on his stomach like that and like head to the side like kind of looking. So like that definitely works. But like all of the ones that like get them to to poop or to a fart and like relieve that type because they cry if like, yeah, yeah, yeah, like saying, yeah, it's not to say it's like you guys, you guys don't like when I fart, but you love when Tony Farts will we need him to share you cheer if you get like a bowel move. But like there was so many things that I was like seeing that like, uh, if you do like the up and around with the legs, it'll make them fart on command and I'm like, this guy's not fart. Like there's so many little hacks like that that I was like, yeah, hearing about, but like none of those things worked. Uh, interesting. Yeah. That's always like I see all these little hacks. I'm like, oh, I got to save that for one day. But then there's like things you find out over time that works. Like if I put him between my knees, like head here, right? And then he's kind of like got his legs around my belly. Mm hmm. That position he'll completely relax. Just goes to the bathroom so easily. Do you have certain music playing when he, uh, when he's sleeping or like for him to fall asleep or do you have no music? I don't know if it's like baby like baby music. Baby modes are yeah, like baby. Yeah. It's like a, it's the little mini hatch that does like, um, ocean sounds, shushing, uh, white noise, um, bunch of different, like, you know what? I feel like those are much better than like the baby music. Yeah, wait. I remember my mom always have like baby music playing when my little brother's a sir, we're sleeping. They would have like baby modes are baby like music in general. But I really like the humming and the, like the natural landscape sounds shapes of environments. I think more just, I think like human humming, like a, like a human going, um, oh yeah. I feel like that would be pretty soothing for a baby. Yeah. It's glad he's a colloquy. He's gonna have such a good life or, you know, stressful. I said, I'm just glad he's not colloquy. Like I hear colloquy, baby. Super stressful. Yes, colloquy, maybe colloquy. I don't even know how to describe it. It's not like a syndrome, but it's like a phase that some babies have where they're like very fussy. They don't like feel like settled. They cry a lot like when a baby is in colloquy. What is it? Um, so yeah, colloquy baby is a healthy infant who cries excessively often for hours with no obvious reason, making them difficult to console usually peaking around six weeks and resolving by three to four months. So there's no, there's no like consoling them. Yeah. No, nothing you do will help them. They're just fussy. They're like, what is this? What did I wake up into? They're just like not fully, um, comfortable with being in reality. But yeah. But I heard that like people will call it colloquy because they don't know, but it could be like a lot of babies have, um, like a cow's milk protein allergy. Yes. So like people that like do formula, like their baby could be like almost like lactose intolerant. Yeah. Oh, so the feeling of just like a pooping all the time is making them cry. And they just have like an upset stomach. Yeah. Know that it's that. So like some people. You don't know. Yeah, there could be underlying issues. Yeah. But I think when like you have ruled out everything, and it's like it's still fully healthy baby. It's just plus and it's like, dude, I had to, I had to shut my phone off. I just kept getting so many crazy TikToks at like, well, it will put you into a panic spiral thinking that something's wrong because everybody, everybody has your different ways. And a lot, I feel like a lot of these parents, too, they, their way is their right way. Mm-hmm. But I feel like there is just so many different ways you can do so that it says like, dude, it is the first week because I, I'm new to be a parent. Like you don't know, I've never been around babies. And like, I was just, if your baby does this, take them to the emergency room immediately. And I'm like, if the baby does what? Like if they breathe a certain way or make some sort of noise or if like, oh, yeah, I did a million different things. Is this coming from doctors or coming from just parents that are parents that like lost their babies? Oh, and it was just like this, this was a sign that I didn't know was an underlining issue. And I was just like, oh, my God. And you, you, it consumes you. Oh, maybe I want to bring my kid to the doctor every week of that. You do not want to be a munch house and mother's aim. I mean, I mean, munch house and by proxy. No, I know, but mothers who think that there's something. What is, what is scary fear to have though? Just like, I didn't know about this about my baby. And I lost my baby. I just made sure that you don't take everything with a grain of salt. No, that's just like terrifying. It's just right. Guys come to all my nerves. She's just like, I met around a lot of babies. We're good. Oh, that's good. - This is normal. I'm like, okay, okay. - I'm glad to hear everybody's doing good. - Did you finish your renovation? I know you guys were renovating something before they wanted it done before the baby. - It's still a mess, we're trying. - It'll happen, it'll figure itself out, you know? - It'll get done when it gets done. - Yeah, exactly, who gives a hell, you know? Who gives a hell? - Period. - You wanna play a factor carbon in this episode? You wanna do it for unwind. - Save it for next episode, I think. - Okay. - Good. - And next episode, I'll be in person, so. - Oh great. - That'll be who you are. - Should we jump into the online? - All right, y'all. 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