326: Finding Out He's Not Actually the Father...

- Do you have a scar on your shin? - Yeah, that was actually from Hawaii. - Oh, from when you guys were playing the rock. - Bike ball. - Yeah. - Oh, wow. - It was a nasty fall. - Yeah, dude, I can see that scar glistened. - Yeah, that hurts so much. - That's a proper scar though, that looks kind of bad. - Dude, isn't it crazy that there's times where like you've cupped your face and then you just can't get rid of it? - But that, like, did you get stitches when that injury went down? - No. - Keith, do you have any cool scars? - I got just dumb scars. - Nothing like cool that like I would ever show off and be like, like open heart surgery scar or nothing like that. - No, it's just like my shins from BMXing when I was younger. When the pedal spins back, if you slip off of it, they've got like really sharp spikes on the pedals. My shins just have giant holes all throughout them and just like tiny little rips going down. But that's, that's pretty much it. - I can't really use to do that. - I used to wear shin guards and I wasn't even doing anything extreme. - I would get out my soccer shin guards pretending I was like a full on motocross kid out on my bike, just wearing them like that. - I forgot that you wear shin guards for soccer. - Yeah. - I completely forgot about that. - We'll do kids wear shin guards. - Pro's aren't wearing shin guards. - I feel like they are. - I feel like when I'm watching the World Cup, I'm not seeing any shin guards. - They're like, they're like this big. They're kind of like a loophole. It's not really a shin guard. It's just for the sake of having. - Oh, they're under the socks. - Yeah, yeah. - If anyone's gonna wear shin guards, I feel like adults need to wear, what professionals need to wear it more than kids. - You know what's crazy? Have you seen college football? Like there are knee pads? - No. - I don't know what it is about college football, but they pull their pants up above their knees now. - They pull it up. - I don't love it. - It's so wet. They're ending like right at their thighs. - Yeah, they wear them like short shorts. - I'm like, how is that possible? - Wait, I got to see this. - It's like the new college football aesthetic. - Oh, with a lake showing? - That's strange that it's just popular in college, but it's not like a bull in a fell thing. - Yeah, Jared, type in like college football short shorts. - Wait, is that normal or is that just college? - I don't know because I feel like college would be more strict on having the knee pads. - Dude. - That would be the one thing that I would want. - I feel like you don't really need knee pads for football, right? - But I don't know, you get pushed down to the ground. - Well, I know that. Well, that's why you have all that gear on the top because you're getting tackled, right? - I want knee pads more than anything else. - Yeah, 'cause they tear their ACLs and stuff. Like I feel like you just want a little bit of cushion. Ooh, and then rubbing that against a master of turf too. Like, dude, look at how short they are. - He's a kicker. - Yeah, but he ain't really out of the field. - A lot of them are doing it. - Is it crazy that when you're a kicker on a team, that's all you do? And it can come all down on you. And it's your one damn job to get that football between those goal posts. - If you're a kicker, you have to get every single one. It's like that's, I feel like that's all you, that's your only job. - Way too much pressure. It's not a glory. - It is. - There's not enough glory in that position for that much risk. And just how much pressure you have being a kicker, I would never. - But they don't do anything for other than that on the team. - Usually kick off field goal. It's like special teams, punter only punts. - That's so insane. - Yeah, they're just sitting there practicing. And you think like, oh, maybe I won't even like have to really play today. Or just like I'm just doing the standard field goal. - He's the most famous punter. - Oh, you, the guy who does the talk show now. - Oh. - Why am I drawing a blank? - Pat McAfee. - McAfee, yeah, that's it. - Oh, I've heard of him. - He never got his shine. So he needed to do broadcast. - Oh, but I just always feel so bad for the kicker when they miss that field goal that would have like won in the game. And then they're like going back to the locker room. No one can look him in the eye. But then it's like a good team. It shouldn't really come down to the field goal kicker. - Yeah. - Because you guys should have just gotten there with just generic points in general. So don't get mad at the kicker. - But hey, you are part of the team. - I know. - That's true. - That he's the last resort because everybody else failed. - Yeah. - Don't put that on him. - Yeah, right. Exactly. That's a good way to look. I don't need to about goalies as well. Like. - Golees are so important. - Like soccer goalies, hockey goalies. - I know, soccer goalies, I feel like they're, I mean, if not more important, the most important position. - Hockey goalies, they shouldn't have the highest salary. - Cause they're like, they're wearing all that fucking gear. How can they tell where that fuck is coming? - That's dude. That's the most instant to, it's like a fucking fly. - Yeah. - Imagine trying to dodge a fly from passing you. That's what I feel like. - A hockey goalie. - Coming at you 100 miles an hour. - Yeah. It's insane. - I didn't need to revisit that helmet though. Cause it looks like their visibility is so limited wearing it, like open it up. - But dude, just making it all plexiglass. - Dude, the reason why they have it like that is probably because that's probably the most protection that you can, because I'm sure it's gotten more and more fucking insane with, because yeah. - It's crazy. They didn't use to wear goalie masks. You were, they were just taking pucks to the face. - No way. - You know like the, you know the Jason mask? - Yes. - Yes. - And it used to be or what? - That was like when they first came out, it was like that. But that guy, dude, he is the reason that it's so iconic cause he would also put like scars and stitches on it for every time he got hit in the face. It's so cool. - Bro, like, yeah, I think Michael Myers is based off him now. - Has to be. - Jason. - Jason. - Michael Myers. - Yes, yes, Jason. Jeez. I should be better than that. - And you're a whore. - I know. - And I'm a whore. - But you know, the Michael Myers mask though is William Shatner? - Yes. - It's like a Star Trek mask, but that's what he like went for. - Right? - Yes. And I, in the documentary that I was watching, they, I think something with like legal and he didn't want his face to be used anymore or something. He wasn't getting paid. So they had to come over the new one and no other face worked as well as William Shatner's face. And they had to just make do with the new mask and nobody, nobody thinks it's as iconic as William Shatner's mask. - Yeah. - So funny. - Crazy. - Which one is about William Shatner's mask again? - I bet just like the OG one. It was like that one for like Halloween one and two. - Yeah, so good. Oh my god, looking at one on the left. I feel like that's what, I feel like one of the movies had just a really bad mask where people were just like, oh, this is terrible. Like how did this get approved? - Right. - Like that one. Oh my god, the third one. (laughing) - Holy shit. - Oh, that's bad. - That's terrible. - Really bad. - I mean, they didn't have good prosthetics to fix that. - But there's something so cool about it being so bad. Like I think it makes it even scarier. - The second row, the third on the second row. It's low. (laughing) - A rejected member of KISS. (laughing) - Yes. - Are they making a new one? Or is it done? - Fucking probably. - Probably. - Just keep it going. - I mean, scream, they're always making them. Halloween, keep them going. I always think Halloween though are better than scream. - But I feel like Jason really hasn't had some moments. - You know, Friday the 13th. - Yeah. They haven't brought that back. Or Freddie Krueger either. - No. - Why? Why do they only bring back this? - I don't know, analytics, data. - You know, I feel like the last, I feel like the final movie before Jamie Lee Curtis, you know, passes, you know, she's getting older. She should be, she should be Michael Myers. - Oh, you think so? - Yeah, it should come out that it's her all along. - Yeah. - Somehow she was chasing herself. - Yeah. - I wanna see her be the killer. - See, but that's what scream does in every movie. It's like, oh, there was actually two people. - Yeah. - And it was the person you weren't expecting. It's like they're doing that same trope over and over. - Yeah, but the thing is that it has to be two people because it's literally physically impossible for this, for one scream guy to be doing all these killings in two different areas. So I get that. But yes, it's always, the killer's always just like, someone where you roll your eyes. So you're just like, okay. Ch-ch-ch-ch. - And fuck it. - And what's her name's Sydney Campbell? - Yes. - Fucking move. - Yeah, just get out of town. - Just get out of town. - Go move. - Go move to Palm Springs. - Go to Bali. - Go to Bali. - Yeah. - He ain't coming there. - Take a vacation. - Can you fucking imagine? See, like the next movie, she moves to Bali and he falls. - How did he get there? - He's going through a pre-check in everything. - He's in Hawaii and he's like, he's in the fucking, he's with a leg. - Yes. (laughing) - He comes, he comes by on like a paddleboard. - Yeah. - He's just like, - It's a screen goes tropical. (laughing) - It's just like getting murdered and then beach. Just like make it. - He's just like roasted a body at the lieu while. (laughing) - He's just like a pig. - Just like. (laughing) - That would be a sick opening though. He's going through, like he's going through pre-checking, like takes off his mask and it's like, all right. (laughing) - Max laptops and then you just see the mask go down and get it guys like, damn. - That is modern, that is 100% like modern. - Just like in this camera right here. Like you could enjoy your flight. - Look at that. (laughing) - He's just, he's got the four seasons. - Yeah. - Checking in. (laughing) - It's so stupid. - It could work. - No, it could work. The thing is that they arch, they use, like remember a screen when it moved to New York. Everyone's like, oh, he's moving to New York. I feel like they can keep, go with screen, Christmas, Christmas killer. - I'd like to see that. - I'd like to see that too. - Yeah, bring some holidays back. - With me in the studio. - Fuck it, let's run it. Actually, we should run it in throw. - Let's do it. - Let's do it. - Three, two, one. It's Coffee Toe, baby. - Yeah. (upbeat music) Welcome back to Zayn and Heath on Filter, baby. I'm Zayn. I'm Heath. I'm Matt. That's Jared. And welcome back to another episode. Thank you so much for being here, guys. Again. Again. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Many thanks. And please don't leave. Say to the whole episode. Actually, you should say to the end of the episode because we have a brand new segment that we're going to try to do. And it's going to be really fun. And you should definitely say for that because we're going to be answering some of your guys' advice. Yeah. You might be on this episode, people who have submitted. So it could be you. It could be your time to shine. Yes. Okay. But you know, speaking of spooky, spooky death, did you guys see, you know the gondolas, the big circle gondolas that like take you up like on ski lift on ski, but it's not a ski lift. It's, it's more of like a to get to the top of a mountain. Yeah. It can fit like quite a few people. Literally my biggest. I always think about this. My biggest fucking nightmare. Biggest fear. And it happened. Look at this helps. Look at the pictures. The gondola. Oh, are you fucking kidding fully detached, killed operations suspended because of high winds. Other gondolas were evacuated. There was, there was one person on there. Oh, can you imagine? Damn. Did they make it out? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my gosh. How old of a gondola was it? How did they? Is it no one checking the damn maintenance of it? It was a 61 year old woman. Oh, one, just one older lady. That's so damn. You know, she was like, I'm going to go have a nice little view up there. Maybe. Yeah. Oh, the break. Oh, my God. But yeah, I saw that. I literally thought it was AI because I think everything's fucking AI now. Right. But it was not surely was not end. It's just, it's just another thing to be fucking afraid of. Because I think every time I see this, I'm like, there's a no way it's going to fall. I feel like they really build those things. Yeah. Because when you look at something, you're just like, that looks so insane and so scary, where you know, they are keeping up with that shit. Right. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. That's really sad. Yeah. It's like, it's like the ski lifts though. You've ever seen those break and they're just whipping around, and people are flying off when it hits that you turn. And they're trying to warn people that are coming up to it. And then it's about trying to jump off for it gets to that point. Oh, gosh. I would rather jump off. I don't know. At a high height than to be fucking flung like that. Oh, my God. And then they're like boards get caught on it. And then they're just dragged upside down. Oh, it's. Oh, I can't. I can't. That is just straight up final destination stuff. I can't deal with it. No, yeah. Absolutely. That's the next final destination is that probably there's a snowy mountain disaster. I thought I'd get I just thought that was crazy. It's like, again, you know, I'm like scared of shit like that. Like heights like that. Oh, my God. It's just my biggest nightmare. Oh, I did just to switch up the vibe. I saw this TikTok last night. I like didn't know this was possible that you can like see underwater. This little like hack and trick of being able to see underwater without goggles. I know what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. Did you know about this as a kid where you could blow the bubbles into your little like pocket like this. So you take your hands. You cup, you know, your eyes right above your eyebrow make it really like airtight. Almost like you're making like a little visor. Then you go underwater and then you exhale through your nose. And those water bubbles will then go up and create a pocket of air that allow you to see underwater. What? Say you make two sea shapes. You take a breath, press your thumbs towards the back of your ears and place your fingers along your brow, creating a full seal just like that. And then you tilt your head down at a 45 degree angle. I think that's important. And then exhale through your nose. What? And now you can like see underwater. And that's how the guy helped the dolphins. Yeah, the underground city. Yes, exactly. Wait, that's why I cannot wait to get in a pool. And try this. Can you imagine the first person that decided to try that? And they're just like holy shit. Yeah, but this is like some military like Navy seal. I was just I was just thinking the same thing. Oh, that you think they they figured it out first. I may be, but I'm just surprised that I've never knew this. That's great. And like the little perfect pocket bubbles right under the eyes. That's what it reminds me. Yes. Is that even physically possible? I remember seeing that prior to the Caribbean. But like, no, it would be floating, right? Well, you'd have to be strong enough to pull it down. And so, but they look like they are at the bottom of the ocean doing that. But guys, that's physically possible, though. If that boat is underwater, if it was by itself, like without without air, because the air pocket would cause the whole boat to float. And look, Jared has already corrected this. The upside down boat scene in Pirates of the Caribbean is generally not physically possible as depicted. It is. It's yeah, but I saw it in a movie because we were trying to do that at the lake when that movie came out. And we were just having like a bucket in general. We thought if we got a massive, you know, plastic tub. And if we brought it down, we could all like create this party chamber. When you bring it down, like when you bring that bucket with air down, there is air in there. When you bring it all the way down, you would just need something super heavy pushing it down. That's what I mean, though. Like if if something super heavy was getting that boat down, it would be possible. Maybe if you like attach it to some ropes and rocks and stuff, sure, but the oxygen would be very limited after a while. Not for me. Okay. Not for me. I would make I would make it work. He does photosynthesis under there. And oh, yeah, you like metamorphosis and shit. I got I got this. This is a good sentence. More of the story. If two people can sit in a canoe without sinking it, they can't pull it underwater full of air. That's period. All right. I love a canoe. Just still. Give me on a canoe. I think canoes are fun for five minutes. And you're just like, okay, I'm done. It depends who you're with. Because someone's like, hey, sit the fuck down. We ain't because kayaks kayaks. You're like, I don't like kayaks. But that's like a flat bottom. Kayaks is like reliable. kayaks are scary because I feel I don't I don't want to be in with a thing around my waist. And if I tipped over my feet being in that little like shell. Don't you need to have it as like the strength to like pull yourself back around. Yeah, you got it. No. Okay. Yeah. Like the adventurous ones that look like they are like secured to your waist. Yeah. No way. No way. No way. Wearing a canoe. Absolutely not. Wearing a canoe. You never see like the people who do it like professionally. It's a seal around their whole waist. Just just wait until a New York Fashion Week. Someone's going to be walking down the runway with a canoe and with the legs popping out on the bottom. It'll be it'll be in fashion. Just watch the what do you call it? Did you guys see the video of the two ladies getting stuck next to like a big bow or a cruise or something? They were or it wasn't a cruise or maybe it was a side of a building. But these ladies did not know how to like row themselves out. Like, you know, you know, you know how to like to back up, you have to you have to like push the like push the pedal forward like that. These ladies just did not know how to do that. And they were just stuck on the side. And they were freaking out. And they could not get out of there. Like Donna. Pivot. Pivot. And they couldn't get out of it. They couldn't get out of it. But getting sucked in like to a boat's wake though. That's terrifying. A boat wake. Oh, it does. And it's crazy because it doesn't look like when you're looking at it, you're like, oh, that doesn't look like you'll suck you in, but terrifying. Yeah. Or people that think it's fun. And they go like jet ski close to them. Mm-hmm. Was that it? Was that in Florida? Cause it because if it was, I got I got a Florida story for you. You do another one. Is it real? Hey, okay. The last one was on the news. All right. That's not my fault. Okay. That was that was on them. So this isn't necessarily a Florida man, but I'm sure a lot of people are involved. They just had a law that where they were trying to pass to ban marrying your first cousin. And it got shut down. They said, absolutely not. We want to still marry our cousins. We're not signing this bill. What? And it's it's still allowed. So these are the lawmakers who are refusing to sign this bill. Yeah. Okay. So Florida lawmakers have not succeeded in banning marriages between first cousins. The proposed measure was part of a larger bill, HB 733, which did not pass in the state House of Representatives last week. If it had been approved, the bill would have would have stated that starting July 1st marriages between first cousins would not be recognized in Florida. In Florida, marriage law is clearly prohibit unions between close blood relatives. This includes relationships such as parent and child, grandparent, grandchild siblings, including half siblings. And these types of marriages are not only invalid, but can also be prosecuted as criminal offenses. Okay. So, but why? Like why is that even like a discussion? Like why would they want that? Do you know that person sitting there that had the pen in his hand is married to his cousin? He's like, yeah, or he's about to get married. He's just like, you just need this shit to pass. Now, my only thing is that this was something that was proposed part of a larger bill as well. And I just curious what was in the, because it was part of a larger bill, was there something in the larger bill that they were more like, we're not passing this because of something else in it. Yeah. I was, you're right. It was probably like, do we want to pay teachers more? And they're like, hell no, that's what I do with the butter, but we could still marry our cousin when it comes down to passing big bills, but there's something that is so important. Let it be an individual that makes that individual and just get that done because that makes sense. Yeah. So it's a department of health bill is the HP 730 is a health issue. Right. Just stop that was that family and um, the what is it? The Whitaker? No, the Whitakers. Oh, the most like, incestual family. Yes. Yeah. You see, you've seen that right? You've seen that one guy like can only like bark and stuff. Yeah. The whole family. You've never seen that. Oh, he's like forest Whitaker. No, of course, Whitaker. It's a family out in West Virginia, like deep in like poverty, Appalachia, and it's a family. They're all really old. Everyone looks like over the age of at least 60 and they are severely like in bread. You can tell by their faces the way they talk fearfully in bread. But I feel like there was some controversy with that where the guy was kept going and filming them, but also profiting off of it. But then he was trying to support them. But then they were like, I don't know, kind of skin. Yeah. Isn't anybody filming anybody like this profiting? I don't know, but at least I think for someone in like terrible like social or living conditions and you're making money off of it, you should at least like help out or give him access to proper food and health care. Or get the medicine to lose the incestual um, virus that they have virus. Yeah. Suck it out of them. But I mean, my heart goes out to people who like are like people who are inbreeding. That's bad. But sometimes people are the product of being in bread and like that. That's that's that. Yeah. Yeah. What did they keep going? Um, I'm not sure. The in breads like did they keep going? I don't know. I think is that is that like Hills have eyes? Do they were they in bread or would they just like? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're in bread, but also radiation mutations to because they were in that area where they were testing atomic bombs and stuff. So a little bit of in bread, but also, um, radiation mutations dynamic to a little bit of radiation, a little bit of incest, and you got yourself a little power couple. That movie Hills have eyes, thought me up as a kid. Yeah, it was scary. The poster of the movie. That's a girl who's getting us a. Is it? Yes. Cause you remember they like show up in like that's the daughter in in the, um, Oh, that's our. That's dark. That is like one of the worst scenes ever where they're just like taking full advantage of that family. I just hate a horror movie where there's like, not good redemption. Yeah. And it used to be one in the 70s. Yeah. But Oh, there was an older one. Yeah. That's what it was inspired. Oh, you know them prosthetics were shit. I must say how to real people, real and bread people. I thought the guy from the goonies was real. He's my whole life. This is a chunk. Hey, you guys. Oh my God. I thought it was real. Oh, I mean, in the fortellies shame on the fortellies. Yes, he was born a little different, but let's not put him in chains. Yeah. And he was sweet too. I remember him being nice. Yes, he was nice. He had a heart of golden. He got to go live with, uh, with, um, you know, the truffle shuffle kid. You're going to come live with me now. How are they doing now? What? All the kids from the goonies? Yeah. Well, Sean Aston is now president of SAG. Josh Brolin killing it way. Yeah. Josh Brolin. I cannot believe was in it. Like I always think about that. And I'm like, that's insane. Yeah. What is he in? Josh Brolin? Josh Brolin. He's Thanos. Thanos. Dude, he's, he's huge. And his stepmom is Barbara Streisand. Barbara Streisand. Is she still in movies? Is she still acting? I mean, she just appeared at the Oscar. She just appeared at the Oscars. Um, maybe things here and there. But she still sings really great. Josh Brolin. What a stud. I want to jawline like that. After, after watching the meet the parents and meet the fuckers, I've always wanted her to be my aunt. Oh, yeah. Just, just what a ball of energy. Make it to me, John. Yeah. Inca. I need to rewatch it because those are so good. It's too good. Aren't that? Why do I feel like they announced that they're making a new one? I feel like Ariana Grande is in it too. I swear, I saw something really. I swear. I saw my big fat Greek wedding. No, no. It was meet the fuckers. It was the new one because it was Ariana Grande. Meet the parents, meet the fuckers. I am. Yes. November 26th. Oh, it is a fucker in law. And Ariana Grande is in it. So do you think she's like their daughter? I don't can't remember like it. I never saw little fuckers. I only saw. I didn't either. Yeah. Just wasn't my cup of tea. But a young man named Henry, the son of Greg and Pam Focker, faces family chaos when he decides to marry a strong, willed woman who appears to be his complete mismatch. Can I say something that my cancel? What? I feel like. Oh, let's hear. No, no, no, no, it's nothing bad. I just don't all like girl. She has such a big thing, but it's like Taylor starts screen recording. Everybody here. Um, I, I just hope that they don't make her look like Ariana Grande. And does that make sense? Because I feel like everything that she's in, she's just look always just looks like Ariana Grande. She doesn't look like a character in a movie. Like you know, like actors like actors that any actor you think of they're in a movie, they make them look just different. Yeah. It's just like a, but I, but I know that's Ariana. That's her. Like I know that that's her like, I think it's because she's so big. Because if you saw like Taylor Swift in a movie, you would only see her as Taylor Swift. I don't think so. I think you can make, you can make people look very different. With just like their style, their hair, their makeup. I get what you're saying. You're on, you're on to something. Yeah. I just hope that she looks like a normal person. And then I, I feel like you know what I mean. Like not like a superstar. Not like a suit. Exactly. Not like a superstar. I don't want to see a superstar. Yeah. Just a little down. Be realistic. But that's actually she's Ariana Grande in the movie. You say Ariana Grande. Ariana. What do you all say? Ariana? I say Ariana. Ariana. Ariana. Ariana. I don't know. What is it? Ariana. You're Ariana. I don't know. Now I hear both Ariana. I feel like it's Ariana. Ariana. Ariana. Ariana. Ariana. But you're saying Ariana Grande. Nothing wrong with that. I say a little differently. Yeah. It's okay. You know how much hummus. Moustang. Moustang. Moustache. Melk. Melk. Melk. Moustache. I love it. That'll be fun though. I'll watch it. Did you guys, did you guys see about, did you guys hear about the, the, the meteor that hit our planet recently? It hit Ohio. Yeah. I think it was either this morning yesterday. Whoa. Big one. Was it severe? Was it fragments? Guys, the footage because of a rank of different rain cameras. I think I sent it to you, Jared. Different rain cameras were sent to the new station. Guys, it was big dish. If you saw this, you would think it was a fucking end of the world. Yeah. It looked terrifying. So this video is just the sonic boom. Can you go to a video where it shows there's, there's so many different videos. Now the sonic boom is that when it's just breaking the sound barrier? Yeah. Whoa. That's not a good video. Like, I mean, that's pretty impressive right now. I want you to see like a, look at that. Look at that. Isn't that insane? Bro, I would be freaking the fuck out if I saw that shit. Oh, man. So it didn't, it didn't make contact. It just went really close by. Wait, no, it hit the plant. It hit Earth. Oh, it did come down. It did. Yeah. Yeah. I think one of the headlines said there was like 14 fragments found in different places. Mine, that's mine. If it's in my backyard, it's my meteor. Oh, yeah. I don't want any men in black coming up. A, a, a, a, a, a, a, pay me, baby, pay me. And there's so many fragments everywhere. You don't fucking need mine. And I want to go on tour with that meteor. Yeah. I want to show everybody on the today show. Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you're sitting there with it. It's just like, yeah, I'm on the view talking with whoopee going, oh, it hit the backyard bad, whoopee. You want to talk about it? Let's pose. But Matt, you have one of the bigger pieces. Yes. So they're just like, come on our show, please. Oh, put me a world tour. And yours is shaped like Jesus. I'm a coach. I'm like, with Diplo, like, I got it out there just like on the meteor guy. I would milk that Matt, the meteor guy is so good. Wait, look at that. Wait, what's that sentence? It goes NASA experts say the roughly six foot seven times six seven space rocks. Okay. Fuck yeah, I love that. That's crazy. That thing's dense as fuck. It's six feet, but it weighs 14,000 pounds. The fact that a six foot like asteroid made that much of an impact with the sound, the movement, like now imagine like a one that's as big as like a house. See, this is scary because I'm like, is more common? Where's that coming from? And why the hell were we not notified of this one? Where the hell was our fucking alert for that? Yeah, we got supposed eyes on one that's still like a light year away. That's that has lights on. That's a thing. This thing that comes in right through. We got the meteor coming. It's six, seven. NASA makes how much money? How much donations did I make? How much money goes to NASA? And they couldn't tell us that this fucking asteroid is coming through. Wow. So we just scattered like this all the different places. Oh, wow. Not a Princeton, Princeton Cincinnati. This is where I'm from. Oh boy. And nobody, nobody got like hit, like nobody's property got hit. Like, yes, not. So those are different fragments all coming different, like, like all coming down different or did people are looking at the sky, like ordinary. Yeah, wait, what? Yeah. The trailer for the show that's not one one. It's Alex Ward, ordinary. Everyone talking cover. Do you know Alex Warren saw that he's just like, he's like, damn, that may not sound like bad. Okay, see this. This picture is the 14 confirmed meteorite landings and just all of Ohio's history. Oh, I've got to say it like that doesn't make sense. There's only one. Yeah. For it to scatter that big, but I'm guessing since they said it was northeast Ohio, it's probably this one up near. Oh. So that's why nobody. Yeah. No one lives there. I'm getting it. It probably killed like maybe an animal or something. Maybe. Maybe. Imagine being taken out by a meteor, like that's how you go. And then your parents like their friends are how's Matt doing? You're not going to believe it. He's kind of iconic now. It is pretty dope. Like how do you yeah, he was, he was hit by a meteor. What? I mean, what are you talking about? I would want that like on my tombstone. Oh, yeah. Oh, a piece of the graph. Or just like have like a meteor like kind of logo above like Kildly's Matt King. He was out of this world. Our shooting star killed, killed by Mother Nature, killed by like, like, yeah. Like if I die in a crazy way, put that on my tombstone so people can be like, who's the meteor guy? Yes. This is it. For sure. Yeah. Just some fun lore. I mean, you'd be in history books for sure because it's not like that. I mean, it is tragic. That's kind of cool. And I feel like I feel like that's a fast pass the fucking heaven too. You got killed by a goddamn space rock. I, all my sins have are fucking or wiped. Yeah. I get to go straight straight. How much is a tombstone or anything, anything after you die is so fucking expensive. And then, and then you got to pay like per letter that's chiseled in it. Yeah. A thousand, five thousand dollars, a, a flat grave marker is still two to eight hundred dollars. A get fucked. I'll, I'll make my own fucking tombstone. Right. I don't want a mazalium. I want a mazalium where you can walk in and there's just like my best moments. Yeah. It has like your YouTube plaque on the wall. Just like random shit. A place where people to sit. Yes. Take a seat. Come visit me. But say me sitting there like I get this person out of here. I know. I want to be stuffed. Okay. So like when you, when you walk in, I'm like taxidermy or just I'm in the corner like this. So like, if you like every year on my birthday on the day I died on like literally any holiday you come in. We set up a bar. The mazalium you invite people. I'm sitting there. We got a disco ball. I want in a fucking party. Okay. Party. And then you can like take, imagine the videos that you get with me. Oh my god. Like I'm still in contact. That's 300,000 dollars a, let us start saving for a large walk in family structure. Or okay. It's like a hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. Can you see how much it would cost to get your dead body stuffed? What do you mean? Like, like, like they do it. You can't do that. Yes. Heath, it's been done. Can you get a human taxidermy is basically that is remember it's been done. That's, that's like mummification shit. Okay. It's illegal. Zane. Oh, there's no state in which it's legal. Oh, okay. So the ones that we saw, Heath are definitely out of the country then. They did that shit in other countries. For sure. Well, there's like, like, and Alex, like, no, no, he, not ancient. These are like, this is like people that like, where did you see a taxidermy? Heath, Heath. You see the bodies exhibit. Is that what you're thinking? Hi, we've actually talked about this multiple times and I've showed you pictures. Remember the guy in the bike? Um, okay. Are you talking about like in different countries where they, okay, I think it's different countries. Yeah, different countries. Right. Yeah, it's a thing. It's really mummified them. Yeah. It's a thing. I, and I wanted to have it. You know what? We're going to pass the bill. I mean, if that one included, yeah, if you could marry your cousin, you should be able to be taxidermy. There's, there's nothing wrong with wanting your, it's my body, my choice, bitch. If I want my fucking body mummified, I have every right to do so. Yeah. You could freeze yourself. You could do whatever you want, but yeah, oh, but you can, you can, you can give my organs up without my knowledge, without my consent, but you can't, but I can't get my fucking body mummified so my friends can party with me. Go fuck yourself. Also, you don't, so you don't care. You don't care about us after we're, we've passed. Oh, there is a taxidermy like man, Jeremy bent him. He's a philosopher and he's like a mummified to Zane. Can you imagine it? Zane would be like, man, my hair, like, y'all made me look bad. Oh. Like, why do I look like my hair line? My hair line's looking perfect. I'm looking perfect for my deathbed. No, no, but actually like dead ass like dead ass. You can casket. Y'all make sure that my fucking hair plugs look good. I want, I want one more hair transplant surgery and post. I use all my donor hairs. Use it all. Okay. Well, shave the back of your head. Yes. Fill the front. I'm laying down. So you're not gonna see the back of my head. I want all everything for the back. I want my ass hairs. I want my back hairs. I can get all the hairs. And I want it all on the top of my head. I want to look like a fucking model in my closet. Okay. Do you look gorgeous? They did a great job. You can love this. Say, if you can hear me, you look fucking incredible. Do you want any possessions with you? Like any trinkets, any little. Oh. Do that. Maybe my vape for all times today. And maybe, uh, what else could I have in there? Maybe a pack of Oreos? Okay. Oh, yeah. And then. Ants. The critters are coming for you. Oreos. Okay. The critters. Can they get into a casket? I think so, for sure. They can. And that's why they try to like upsell you on like getting the nicer casket. This one's more secure. You know what they do? Like, uh, when they clean bodies out before they, before they bury them. Mm-hmm. That lasts forever or that. They pump the body with formaldehyde, which like produces like decomposition and stuff. But it still decomposes at some point, like much, much, much, much later. Or, yeah. It's not like a proper, sorry, it sounds so gr, like wrought, does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. That's what I mean. Just pretty much like it's still like. Like formaldehyde body. A few weeks to several months. Oh, that's it. Yeah. Yeah. You really still decompose? Oh. You're probably, yeah. Still bones, for sure. Oh, God. So they pretty much do it for the moments leading up to the funeral after death. Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. And it is so interesting because it's like, yes, it's them. I don't think I can do that. It looks like them, but like it's off. Yeah. Because the only thing you're thinking is like, they look different. And like, you just have that as the last image in your mind. But for some people that gives them closure, because it's like the last time they've got to see them. You didn't get to see them. So it's a way where they go, like at least I got to like see them before you say goodbye. And it also depends on your religion. Or some, you know, Catholics, people do wakes and stuff. That's like a tradition, which is sometimes separate from the funeral itself. So you can have a wake in the ceremony for people to come, you know, what do they do? The rosary and it's a full wake, but that's not the funeral. So not everyone has to go to that. And then you have a closed one. I don't know if I could do that. Like a whole wake where like every but like I have to now, do you find that like wakes weird? To me, I feel like if I had a loved one who's, if my friend had a loved one who died, I'd rather, like, find a time to go visit them. And that could be the like where we're just like sending our condolences, talk to them, whatever. But I feel like a whole like pretty much just luncheon where everybody comes over. It's just like, I don't know. But don't you want to show off these damn hair plugs in like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm being serious. I'm not kidding anymore. I feel like it's just such a weird concept. Like I feel like the last thing I want to fucking do is have everybody at my house coming in fucking eating all this shit. They're all everywhere. All looking at me, making sure that they don't offend me in any way. It's just like, it's just this weird, uncomfortable feeling the whole time where I feel like it could just be like separate where like people can, in their own time come visit you. Yeah. And that could be its own thing. I don't know. You can do, but you can do that. Yeah. I mean, anyone's entitled to how they want to be mourned and stuff. Yeah. But for other people, that's just maybe tradition, that's just what they're used to. Yeah. It varies with every single person. I'm so curious what the percentages are for like cremation versus burial. These days, well, I think it's a lot more higher these days than it has been in the past because of how expensive, just burying somebody is, which I think is like kind of bullshit. Like it should not become a financial burden. No, they have people in there for sure. Someone has had to battle through cancer or some like really serious medical issue and spend all this money on them with just a terrible healthcare system. And then, oh, yeah, we're going to charge you even more just to bury them. I think it's just such a racket. So the cremation is for roughly, is the preferred choice now for roughly 63% of Americans. Wow. Wow. While traditional cascabarials have dropped to 31%, yeah, it's the rest. Is there, is there any, what's the other option? The machine, yeah, we're missing about maybe also proper decomposition. They can like put you in like basically a mushroom burial suit that you naturally decompose with the earth. So you are getting buried, but you're not having to pay for a casket like you fully decomposed. But your ashes can't be scattered across places where you're, you know, oh, heath, I mean, wait, it's not like dead, dead people, they're not counting like bodies that they never find. Yeah, I don't think so. Okay, okay. I wanna do the thing where they can compress your ashes into like a gemstone. That is positive. - Oh, I like that. - But if someone. - But if someone's gotta keep up with that gemstone, - True. - Where they're like, "Oh God, where is it?" - Don't lose the ball. - But no, they're like, "Was it this?" - But it's not like that, I feel like that's a fucking horcrux. There's something very spooky about it. There's something really spooky about it. Like one day you just see that ring moving and it's like, "Uh-uh." (laughing) - But a lot of people were like smoking them. And I'm like, "Oh, my goodness." - That should be illegal. That's fucking a cannibalism. - But if it's requested. - Is it, is it your dose? (laughing) - Woo! - Imagine like, "Go on that." - Did you see, oh my, this was terrible. Did you see, there was a video of this lady's like, putting her ashes like, "All right, say bye." And all that shit comes back. - Oh yeah, oh yeah, just like a bad ash pour. - Just facing the wind. - Oh, just that's it. - See, this is expensive as hell too. Get and turn into a diamond. - Fucking, damn. - It doesn't need to cost that much. This is so fucking. - And I don't even trust it. Like they're probably like, "Yep, this is them." - Yeah. (laughing) - You got it. - Woo! - That's them. Like, did you really do it? Did you really turn them into a diamond? - All the way up to $37,000 for a three-carat white diamond made out of your ashes. - Keith, I'll spend that much on your ashes. - Would you? - Yeah. - I don't mind being cremated, but I just want to be like in a cool, fun urn and keep me around. - What's your urn looking like? - Well, I knew someone who's like, "Gramma was in a Folgers like Coffee 10." That was always in like the kitchen of their house. And it was like a cool way, because like a lot of good conversations you're around people. They're there and like, "Gramma's right there." And when people would point out there in the Folgers coffee 10, everyone would laugh and smile. And be like, "That's just so funny and cool." It's having like a sense of humor of the urn that you're in. - Yeah, you have guests come over. - Yeah, you got guests waking up a little bit before you. - Make themselves a hot cup of Joe. - Right. - Ooh, this looks funky. All right, we'll give it a try. - I don't know. I'd want to be in something with like a sense of humor. But I'm also like, I don't know if I want to be scattered places too. - No, there's something there. - 'Cause some people do a bit there, do a bit there. - They're really lonely about that. - Yeah, then all of a sudden like your ashes are just gone. Once again, I know everybody does it different ways. There's no right or wrong ways we're just sharing. - I think just in case spiritually, I think I would want to be buried next to my loved ones, just in case. - Yeah. - There's just something in me where it's just like, what if, what if the afterlife, you are really next to the person you got buried with? I don't know, like that would suck. Imagine you wake up and was like, "Oh god, damn it." Like you're next to the random people and you're just with those random ass people in the afterlife. - I know. - That would stink. - You just do a failsafe and then like, you do all the different types of burials. So it's like your leg gets buried next to somebody. Like your arm gets cremated and spread. - Oh, just do everything. - Just do a little bit of everything, just in case. - But the afterlife, actually a cater said, people that cremated, but I got my hand cremated. So the only thing left is the hand, I'm the fucking guy from Wednesday. Like just like, that's just my body in the afterlife. I'm walking around with my wrist. This is random, but people that have like limbs amputated. How does it get disposed? - Probably to science. - I mean, just like anything else, right? Just like work in transplant or whatever. - Yeah. - Anything that's being removed from you, I think. - Yeah, they get incinerated in the hospital. - Or they send it to the military and they use it to blow shit up. - Some people also donate their body to science. We're like, especially if maybe you did have cancer, you did have some disease, or if you just want to say, I just want this whole system to be useful. - Yeah, you give it to science. - I'm gonna donate my body to the Louvre. - Oh, hang me up at the top of the pyramid. - From the back, but who cares? - Oh, but like went to science and it wasn't like a cool thing. You're just in like a middle school class and people are like. - Yeah, you can be that. That's a way to go out. There's so many different ways you can do it. Okay, have we been like a little nice? - All right, morbid, morbid. - A little morbid. - Yesterday, this insane story popped up on my feed. Did you guys hear about the lady that she got a notification that somebody was in her house while she was out of town, right? She has a camera's inside her home. You know how people have like cameras inside their home. She had one in the kitchen and she got notified that somebody was in her house. Somebody broke in. - In the middle of the night? - She's out of town. - She's out of town. She watches a video, sees a guy coming in with a flashlight and then she looks closer and she notices that the guy that broke into her house is the minister. - Of her church? - Of her church. (gasps) - No way. - Insane here, there's a clip right here. - The home invasion of man with a flashlight enters a single mom's house. - It's terrifying. A man caught on security tape breaking into a home. - Uh oh. - What's being said more shocking is the identity of the intruder. It was 43 rub more people on this pastor. There he was in her kitchen clearly identifiable. He followed God's vision and it's not just any church. - The same caria church. - The same caria church was a pastor at a mega church. - Oh wow, he's a mega church. - Thomas rode Baptist church in Lynchburg, Virginia. Maria and her husband were very close with the pastor and his wife. What was pastor Guardia like? - Very charismatic, extremely nice. - But after she divorced her husband, Marie says the pastor's behavior became increasingly odd. - Marie. - She started just showing up to my house. My kids wouldn't be home, it'd be in the middle of the day. And he would just show up. - And at this moment, I would get home and he'd be right on my porch. - But nothing prepared her for this. Surveillance video, which was taken while she was away for the weekend with her two kids. - I just couldn't process, I was third year old. - Yeah. - And behold, he came back the next day. - What? - I was watching the live feed of him entering my daughter's bedroom. - The cops, and you can see them with guns drawn. They even use a police dog in their search, but the pastor had already fled. Guardia was charged with burglary and stalking. - So I was watching, it's like, I can't wait to hear why. And they never explained it. Why do you think the pastor of a mega church is like, is he looking for something? Is he, what is he looking for? - So she's been divorced. She's now single. I bet he's always had a crush on her. He's probably like, is she been like hooking up with people, she's been sexually active, like wanting to get her like panties and shit. Like, this is what, what do we think? He's just there to rob. - I think he's not there at all. - No, I think he's like, personally, like he's getting off like, this is like, some sexual audience. - Yes, like sexual deviance, like he's really like, and wants to know if she's up to something, does she have birth control, does she have this? I think it's something where he's obsessed with her in knowing that she's single now. And wants to like. - You think God would allow that time to be here? - No, he's the repent and go to jail. - No, that's like, like his life is fucking over. Like dude, it's such a crazy story to me. - It's crazy, it's a show. It's a fucking limited series on Netflix. It's crazy that he like went there the first night, noticed that there was a camera right there in the kitchen, and then still came back the second night, probably going in through another way, through like what the daughter's bedroom or something she mentioned. Like that's a fucking creep. And someone with a huge God complex, once control of like someone's life. - Going back as wild. I wonder if that was like a power trip for him. Like nothing happened. Like he clearly saw the camera and saw the camera following him, but nothing happened that night. - You know what? She may have not, which is crazy 'cause I feel like, I feel like if I'm out of town, my notifications are on for the cameras in the house, right? So I'm surprised that he was able to do that next day and she didn't see it. That's like pretty interesting. Like I'm surprised that she wasn't, she didn't catch that. - She might have seen it, but maybe had second thoughts about calling the police. - Yeah, 'cause if you see that it's the pastor, you're like, oh wait. - That, 'cause like if it was a random person, immediately not, like you know what I mean? - Yeah. - Like I would just be so, I'd be like, hold on. Let me see it. - Oh, like before reporting it, like I need to see-- - Just your own curiosity, 'cause you know it's like-- - Yeah, no one's home. - Right. - And especially if it's like you know the person, oh, I'm gonna watch for a little bit. - That's what I'm saying. - Yeah, that's true. - 'Cause I already kind of let's see what they do. - Got you on camera. So I'm gonna see what you're doing. Interesting. - And he probably saw like that he got busted on that first and he was like, you know what? I gotta find something now. You know, I'm already going down. - Yeah, what did he want? - Make it worth it, I think it's just something dirty and sexual. - I wanna know, if anybody's listening that lives in that area and knows the fucking, just knows the situation or knows anybody connected to this, please let us know. - I have to know. - I couldn't hear the video, but did they know like, did they know each other? Or was it just like-- - Yeah, no, they knew each other. - They're close. - Like, they were showing how close they were. They showed it to a dinner that they're both that. And they were close. She was very shocked to find out that that was him. She's like-- - Or it's more like PDF situation. Maybe he was interested in the daughter's bedroom. I think because she was single, there's something there. And then he was already stalking her. He was really interested in her. - He was newly single. - Yeah. - So I think the newly single is a layer in his interest in targeting her. - Do you think-- Do you think the pastor has anything to do with the divorce? Hmm, maybe who knows, sometimes people when they're about to get divorced, they go through marriage counseling through their own ministry, they get to hear the whole situation of trouble going on at home. Yeah. And then they feel like emotionally connected to it. And he felt like he needed, he felt like he needed to investigate it. Yeah. Or he was going in there maybe to plant his own camera to like get more information on her. You know, things how we're going on at home, weaseling his way psychologically into her head. That, that I think makes the most sense, like, because you know, you know, it was like, you know, till death, do you part, like it's in the scripture and everything, but listen, it's okay. You, you can make an exception and he's like trying to like convince her, yeah, it's okay to separate. Don't, don't overthink it. And he's like, hmm, I'm curious if they found anything on his body when they finally caught him. I know. He, he escaped. Oh, he escaped before they could get him part of me. So I think they got him maybe when he's home or whatever. So they definitely, but yeah, I'd be curious to see what was on him. But the planting, like a mic or camera makes so much sense. Yeah. You just have psychological control. If you're not talking to anybody or hearing conversations with her girlfriends and stuff and then he goes, wow, it seems like, or I bet you're probably trying to look for something right now, but you really want to prioritize your, your self first, like saying everything they want to hear because he already knows the information. Wait, I mean, honestly, kind of cute. No, but he's playing it like, no, no, no, no, Zayn, he's playing it like God's telling me that you're talking, you're talking to somebody who's not good for you. You need the, yeah, you need to not go that route. I'm getting, I'm getting something. Yeah. Hey, I mean, I feel like out of everything that could, I feel like that's probably best case scenario. Maybe we'll find out more. He's not talking to anybody else because he wants to make a move. You know that church is talking to be a fly in that fucking room. Oh, man, mega church pastors always freak me out. I know that there are good people out there that lead good causes and have a good parish of people by all means. I believe that there's goodness in it. But there's some of those personalities are like, you're in it for the wrong reasons. Mega churches. I'm not mega church specifically. I think like the head of a mega church who is like taking all these donations from people going to the church and putting it into their like, like getting private messenger. To me, that's so weird, because it's all in the sense of like religion and faith and God. You're making money off people's prayers. Yeah. Exactly. In that private. That never makes sense to me. But it's so normal. And everybody at these churches that go there, they know that this is happening. They know their money is going to that. But I think it's not theirs. They don't think it's theirs. Yeah. They have to know it. Sometimes they get booked. They sometimes like a mega church pastors can have book deals. They also get paid to go speak at other ministries and worship retreats and stuff. They have these other ways, but it's not tax. None of its tax either, like church. Oh, yeah. So it's all this like tax-free money. And it's like the way they allocated is like all behind closed doors. Kenneth Copeland freaky motherfuckers. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Oh, I just had to buy it because Jesus told me so. I mean, I needed a private jet. Oh, yeah, almost. Oh, right. Yeah. So it's definitely based off him. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Copeland is a second in a tube with a bunch of demons because he's like, I can't be on a commercial jet because if God starts talking to me, I need to get up and speak to him. I can't be, you know, in my own little seatbelt. That's a great thing to investigate mega churches like for a YouTuber to like get in. Yeah. Yeah. And on like the whole world, just put it there was one I, there was one I saw with the pastor was taking donations and this lady like walks up and yes, gave like $4,000 or something like that. And he was like mad. He's like, I told you if you had $8,000 in your bank account, you need to give it all and you're up here giving $4,000. Yeah. He's like, y'all not listening to me. I said, this was a $5,000 known donation. Well, I'm sorry. I'll get you next time. Yeah. That guy, that guy's crazy. Also the one where he's like, lock the doors. No, I said lock the doors. We're not nearly all are leaving until we reach like $20,000 donations and that's lock the doors. Crazy stuff. I mean, yeah, like she gave thousands and he's like, no, I told you it needs to be what? It was $5,000. It was something absurd. And I'm like, yeah. That's not. She's like, I don't have it. It's like sense of like what's it called like money? You know, when you're holding a nonprofit and if you get caught with money going to like other things, it's like illegal, right? Is this considered illegal in the sense or this is like because it's a private. Like what? It's so hard to go after. It's like putting like a metaphorical gun to someone's head saying like, yeah, no, it's deeply frowned upon. I don't think there's anything wrong. I think it's what with this thing lock the doors and people can't leave until you register you out of money. That's crazy. It's more just like, no, it's like deeply frowned upon and thank goodness was social media and it goes out. People are able to be like, that's crazy. You're crazy. This situation's fucked because if it's not documented, you're just you're just like praying on, you know, like the fear of mongering of like you need to do this for God's approval. But also I feel like all these people that do go to these big mega churches and have that type of money. Probably all fucking loaded to where they're just like, they have all this money, they're paying a lot of people are giving everything that they have a lot of times because they also want to be, they want to be known as the person that's giving up a lot of money. So they, they're paid attention to by like the, um, this is toxic culture. Yeah. It really is where you're defined by like, how much you're giving back. This quotes insane. Jesse Duplantis argued he needed a fourth private jet because Jesus wouldn't be writing a donkey. And that plane helps. Jesus did write a donkey. That's exactly what he did. What? I plan to help some travel faster to spread the gospel. Yes. Yeah. I'm man. Yes. That's, that's how they get around it. Zane is like they argue it's like, no, this is I, you know, I can spread the gospel faster with a fourth private jet or I can hear God better in this like five million dollar mansion because you, because you're closer to God. You're up in the air, baby, exactly makes me sick, so sad. Here it is, guys. The segment that you have been waiting for, that's right, baby. For the first, how we done this here? Maybe we have, but we have done this long, long, long time ago though on, but we decided we wanted to bring it back. This segment is called the unfiltered advice segment. That's right, baby. And we're going to be answering your burning questions. We have a number on the screen for you guys. If you want to submit for the next episode. And if you're an audio listener, the number is 805 6162035. Let's jump into it. All right. We're going to do our very first one. How exciting. Hi Zane. Hi Heath. Hi Matt. Hi Maria. I'm not going to give you my name and I'm going to keep this kind of short. I wanted to know what you guys would do if you worked in a professional office and you found out that your two co-workers were having an affair with each other. So essentially, you know, both of them are dating each other while being married. Everyone in the office pretty much knows and it makes it very uncomfortable for everyone. And it's just a really interesting situation. Yeah, I just wanted to know what would you do if you were kind of in the mix of all of that. Thank you. I love you guys so much. Bye. Thank you. Oh, great question. Girl, get on TikTok. TikTok story time. We all want to see it. We all want to. But to start, I, first of all, where's HR? I feel like HR would probably note that these two are both having an affair. Right. If the HR can get that deep about like, well, I think having an inner office relationship, yeah, he's like against HR code. Yeah, exactly. Oh, I don't, I really don't know. And also, I don't know, are these people your superiors? Are they like your true fellow, like co-workers on your same level? Because like, I don't know. Your superiors are the ones who like call the shots for you to rise in the company. I, this is a good one. I feel like I feel like if I was in your position, I definitely wouldn't do anything about it because I'm not going to start that shit up. Like, I'm not going to start that in the office. And I also don't want to, I'm not saying to protect these people or whatever. Like, I just, I don't want to be that person to like be the bear of bad news. I mean, yeah. To like, like, uh, or to get him fired or to get like just, I wouldn't want that to happen. I feel like I would stay gossiping though. Yeah. I feel like if you say the whole office is aware of it, then I'd keep talking about it. Like, don't you think that's just crazy? Wait for the office Christmas party because they're going to both be bringing their spouses. Yeah. And I don't know. I'm not saying set something up, but it would be interesting to see. I would try for my own entertainment to get a situation where they are bringing their spouses together. Yeah. Just about the dinner or something. Yeah. But you want to create that environment where they have to bring because maybe in that moment, they'll realize it's wrong and the whole thing will fizzle out. But we just, they know it's, they know it's wrong. They know exactly what they're doing. We just need a step to so make it entertaining for yourself and, yeah, yeah, I do like that. I mean, no, yeah, come up with an event. or a party, a little gathering where you invite all the co-workers, obviously invite them and have everybody bring their significant others. That's a must. You have to have them bring their pluses and then see what happens from there. And it will look like that you're trying to like start anything or whatever. You're just genuinely having a party with your co-workers and you're inviting everybody. Or just find a way to give an anonymous tip to one of their significant others saying, Hey, I think your husband's having in a family office because you're saying the whole office knows that they're not going to know that it came from you. Yes, you're being in a fucking rat. Actually, I mean, I don't know. Think you're asking us. I wouldn't do that. It's, but you're saying I'm giving you options. If I was, I mean, obviously, this is a completely different story. But like if I was a close, obviously, with this significant others, or obviously, I would say something, like that's fucked up. But like, these are your co-workers. I feel like there's a line. And I feel like that's not your line to cross really to, to, um, to reach out to anybody and tell on them. But I'm not saying this is it. It's probably not. But you don't know what their marriage is like. They could be open swingers. You don't know. And it could be an abusive relationships. You have, you have no idea. And I'm not justifying it. But you go in, you cross that line. And they're like, Oh, yeah, I know. Now you look like the bad guy. Right. You don't want to, you don't want to shoot yourself in the foot. Exactly. Let that party up. So that's what we would do. Yeah. Let it unfold in front of everyone's eyes though. Yeah. And if they are swingers and they're all open, then you, then you, you found out like, join the fun. Yeah. You join the next one. Yeah. Go to the next key party or whatever they're doing or just like just talk to one of them straight up. You're like, all right. We all know what's going on. Like what, what are you, what are you thinking? Yeah. Try to, try to dig more. Or I'd be chatting it up with the, with those significant others. I feel like, Hey, so how long have you guys been dating for? Oh, I'd get everything out of them. Oh, yeah. But the thing is that if everybody in the office knows, they would never show up to a party with their, with their, with their, um, their significant others. Yeah. I would, like, I just, if I was cheating, I would never do that. But if I was cheating, I would never put myself in that position. Sticky, sticky, sticky. Thank you, no name. We appreciate it. And we question. And thank you for being succinct. If you're submitting questions, be succinct, get to the point, too, because you're more, more likely to be featured. That was pretty, literally, that is the perfect example of how you guys should put your, um, uh, your questions, your advice. Yeah. Go for 45 seconds. Aim it for that. Yeah. All right. Next one. Okay. This one is also a coworker. One. Okay. Let me tell you about my crazy job that I think I should quit. But I'm not sure because it's just so interesting. I'll just keep it short as late. Like you said, all the owners in the higher ups in this salon that I work at, they all live together. They're all doing you know what with each other being nasty. Even some of them are sibling, like, oh my gosh, it's so crazy. I want to leave so bad because they just run it like, it feels like a cold, honestly. And I'm not, I mean, they're having, you know, what would be each other? Of course, it feels like a cold. And like, apparently, if they like you, like, you get invited to their parties. And I'm like, I don't, they like me. I don't want to go to their parties. I want to leave. But I'm low key like entertain. And I just don't know what I say. Yes. Okay. We're just going to breeze over siblings. Yeah. I heard that too. But so everybody, they're works together. They all, they all fuck and they're some of the more siblings. Yes. And they all live together. So if I were to make a guess that I don't think the siblings are hooking up, but the siblings are part of the culture. Exactly. I wouldn't leave if they like you. You're getting paid well. You're doing what you love, which is cutting hair. Just be safe. Yeah. You can set your own boundaries with the whole situation. And I think the reason why you want to stay is because you're entertained. The moment you feel like you're unsafe, then leave. Yeah. And I, and what you are sitting on some great gossip. I don't know if you get your hair cut done at that salon, but go to another salon. Hair salon. People love to hear gossip. Exactly. Talk to them about the situation. You're going through at the salon. You're currently at and that you're looking for a safer environment. I bet someone who is a salon or a hairstylist at wherever you're telling this to, they'll be like, Oh, you can totally get a job here. It's a good community with that. So that's my option in terms of getting out of it. But if you're staying to be entertained, I don't know. Go to these parties. Yeah. I'll get more to obviously if you're safe, stay there. But like I think it's so important to be entertained at your job because I mean, those hours can be so fucking long and get feel like 15 hours. So if you're entertained and you genuinely like are enjoying it, I would just stay, just get a pair of the Meta Ray bands. I did that party. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's what I would do. But that's interesting. Yeah. Interesting. Thank you for your call. What do you call these? Collins? Thank you for your submission. Thank you for submission. Okay. This one is, it's a quick one and it is directed towards Heath. But I think everyone can answer because it's about sure kids. Hey, what's up guys? My name is Nick. I am from North Carolina and my question is for Heath. At what age are you going to let? What's his name? What would age you going to let him? Hey, God damn it. Tony. Dude, that's literally me putting any submission in. So what age will you let Tony date? Damn, that's so tough. I think it's all circumstances like for my kid. It's all circumstance. Like I feel like it's because like, okay, what? How do we define dating? I think that's like where you're able to go take somebody out alone. Like that's what I feel like would be dating and you can't do that until you're in high school. Right. I agree. Yeah. You can be out with friends though. I mean, like if you're a middle school, you can go out together as friends, but one on one time, that's a whole different conversation. Your son, your son likes a girl, girl like some back. No, no alone time, but he's in high school or they're in middle school. No alone time in middle school. Absolutely not. So she, so she comes over. They hang out in the living room at the house. High school come over. You can have dinner. We'll cook dinner. We'll make some macaroni, some chicken cutlet, hang out, watch some TV, no bedroom time and then you go home and then I will drop both of them. You go ride and then pick them home, pick her home, do the thing and then that's it. And this happens until ninth grade, even even in ninth grade until I feel like until you can have like your own car and you're like pay your dates doing that type of job. Yeah. You're doing you're getting your tours done like you it's a privilege. And I think it's just also having a good sense of judgment on your kid. Yeah. Exactly. Like my kid though is like failing in school, not listening and not obeying like our orders. You don't get those privileges. And my kids is I think has a good sense of, you know, my expectations and my boundaries as a parent and is willing to respect me. Then I can have that sense of trust in him. Yeah. And he can enjoy those privileges. Yeah. But and the way and the way he treat like I feel like the his priorities the way he treats things is going to probably be the way he treats our two. Yeah. So I feel like you don't want to put her in her or him, whatever. In a position where if you know your kid is like just acting up or bad or you know, whatever. And I think also having conversations too with the other kids like parents as well to where you're both on the same page and your friendly and stuff. Cause like that's also one thing that's like you don't want like their the significant other person that they're dating that maybe against their own parents rules and they're hiding something and they're maybe being intimate to the point where their parents are uncomfortable. It's just it's a whole big thing about having a conversation about it and using your discretion. That's my take. Okay. We can do one more. Hi. My question is for all of you guys. So I am now 27. I found out this year that my dad who raised me my whole life is not my biological father in a crazy way. And I have it to my biological father or the guy who raised me about finding out that he wasn't my real dad. And I'm curious how you guys think I should go about that. Um, and it's a crazy story. I'd love to tell you guys all the details. Um, yes. Wow. Wow. 23 and me probably. And so wait, I just clarify it because I feel like I got a little misconfused. The dad that has raised her entire life is not her dad biological dad. Does she know her biological dad? Or that's not in the equation. I'm trying to I was saying how does she disclose to the guy who's raised her that I know you're not my biological dad. Well, you know what? In this situation, you're 27. Um, you're a full adult. And I think you have every right to express that you know this. And hopefully you guys have had a good relationship that he has raised you your entire life. Go on, get dinner. Um, and just come from a place. And it seems like you wait. Does she know where biological that is? I guess it just depends on like. If her mom is still with this guy, I would obviously go to my mom and be like, Hey, mom, like I just found this out. Yeah. Do you know this? Yeah. If not, I definitely think there's a talk that needs to probably happen. I feel like, I mean, if my parents ever told me I was 27 and they never told me in my head, I was like, Oh, it must have been like bad. It must have been like something where they wanted to protect me. They didn't want to tell me because they don't want me to feel bad about it. Yeah. I think my dad was probably abusive or my dad was not a good parent, whatever. Um, so I am a little confused. Why do you're 27 and you weren't told this yet? But maybe, I mean, the dad doesn't know. So I think, I think I'm a little curious on what your motivation is, um, in terms of having this conversation and letting him know, do you want the piece of mind that he's going to be? he just knows that you know, or like, yeah. And if you do have this conversation, if you do love him, it doesn't make him any less of a dad, a figure that he's been your entire life. But I think if you do, you do disclose it and you do love him, come from a place of love. Remind him that this doesn't make you anything less of a dad. I just want you to know that I know. And in a way deep down, it doesn't matter because you always be like, oh my dad. Okay, so I would come from a place totally different. I thought her dad that raised her does not know that he's not the real father. Well, then that's, that's the thing. I was trying to figure out like how, how she was saying it. Mm-hmm. That's something I think you should really talk to the mom about too. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Because that's like a really dependent variable on it. So yes, talk with the mom. Oh, yeah. Because if it's something where he really thinks that you're the biological kid, but you know what? Even though that is a tough, scary situation, it's not like a gotcha thing. It's going, hey, I'm struggling with this of some information I've found. Are you aware of this? And then how do we work through it together? Yeah. Mm-hmm. It's just coming from a place of love in a situation like this is the best, but. Or just send him that. You're 27, I mean. Or just send him that meme, that vine meme where the kid goes, you're not my dad. And send that to him and see how he reacts to that. But I would say first, talk to him first, yeah. You always want to hear something. And if you also feel scared in that situation, you can also have a friend, you bring a support system, like just you can have someone to like lean on you as your back. So even if you maybe feel lost for words or you do feel like it's uncomfortable, you have someone there to like support you through that conversation and make them feel less guilty or ashamed, it's in this situation like this. It's not a bad idea to like have a buddy with you who maybe has gone through a similar experience. But yeah, there are some layers to it. I wish I had information, but yeah. It's a really great question. Yeah, great submission. It's Remy, oh my God. Remy, Alisha, I've seen you on forever. Oh my God, Ali. Yeah, I thought someone was breaking it. Hey squad. Bye guys. Let's get together soon. Please, please, please. All right. I think that comes down to the end of the episode, huh? That was great. I love this segment. We should try this every time. Yeah, no, really great. We have so much that also the subtitles and everything are so on point really easy to follow. Yeah, for our fucking for our short attention span is perfect. That's our King Jared. Yeah, but all right. Thank you guys so much for tuning into another episode of Xanaheath on filter. You can check out these episodes every Monday, audio form and all podcast platforms. And every Tuesday and every Tuesday video form on youtube.com/zane and he also make sure to check out the patreon patreon.com/zane and heath. We're going to jump into an unwind. We keep the cameras rolling. Keep hanging out for a little while longer. Talk about some stuff we don't normally talk about. We do a bonus episode every month, a live Q&A every single month. It's great time. Again, it's at patreon.com/zane and heath if you want to check it out. All right, unwinders. We'll see you in about five seconds. We love you so much. And we'll see you next week. Baby. Toodle-A. Peace.