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I'm sure I can make it work where they would be okay with it, but I, it's me. It's more me. Zane has a vision. I have a vision. He always has a vision. You know, I always have a vision, and I feel like I need to execute. I need to execute that at all times. Hey, Heath. Hey, Heath. Hey. Sorry, I didn't know we were starting yet. I was sitting here, and I was like, oh, I got to get up and go turn my camera on. He complimented my haircut, so I was, that's when I knew we were live. I was like, okay, I want to make sure that that's in. Yeah, we need to start rolling. That's in the episode. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I do see you drinking that Swig right now, Heath. I was about to say that. Gross. You're so natural with your Swig. Come on, now. Get it. Come on, now. Have you had Swiglia? No, I would want to try it. I know. Cleo, what are you doing here? Oh, hey. Hey. I was like, what do you mean? Hey, queen. I'm back. Hey. Yeah, we had the queen back, because why not? Why not? We need a female voice for this podcast. It's just too many dudes. You know, all we talk about is pee-pee-poo-poo-ca-ca, so it's nice to have you on again. Oh, thank you, guys. And have you back. Feminine energy in the room. Exactly. I mean, is she? Are we? No, you guys would be so proud of me. I've been, like, channeling my girly girl era. Okay. I was about to say, you look very nice. Thank you. Thank you. We got our curls going. Yes. I feel like the curls are always going, but I've been trying this new lifestyle change where I'm, like, a little Pilates girl. Leah, it's because you have a show coming up. That's all. Okay, yeah. You're trying to look like a reality TV star. We see what you're doing. I'm really trying, but no, I just, you know what? It's like, okay, I have to change my lifestyle in general. Yeah. And I just, I feel like every morning I was, like, waking up, going to work, coming home, doing the same thing over and over again. I was like, I need to, like, incorporate working out, and I don't like the gym. Like, I just don't know what to do. I don't know what to do there. Same. I don't like the treadmill. I get bored, and I leave. So I signed up for Solid Core, which- My wife does that. What's that? That was fucking crazy, by the way. You should try it with me. It is like training for war. Like, it is the first day these girls are, like, doing the craziest moves, and I don't know how they were doing it, but I just hit my 25th class, and I can fully hold my plank Do you get, like, a coin, like, on your 25th? They make a little, like, a board for you saying, Leah's 25th class, but that also levels me up with how many springs go on my- Yes. And I reformer and all that stuff. Oh, okay. Yeah. So you're in your, like, tone Pilates era then. I'm trying. If you could- Can you tell? Like, I don't know. Nice, nice. Yeah, I haven't been drinking, really. You haven't? I haven't. I've been staying in. Okay. Trying to be better. Good. Because I feel like it's this, like, kind of downtime before the show comes out. Yes. Because I feel like you're saving for it. I feel like you guys are going to get crazy once it's out. You're going to want to celebrate. You're going to want to watch it go. I feel like you're saving that. Yeah. And I can see why. And it's also just, like, when I sign up for these classes, if you canceled the class, like, so let's say I go out, I sign up for the class, it's at 8 a.m. the next day, and I don't go, it's, like, $35 for the cancellation fee. Yeah. And so, like, last week, I think, I was just so tired. I wasn't sleeping for some reason, and I missed two of the classes, and it was $70 for the week. Wow. And I'm already paying $281 for the month for the unlimited classes, so it's just, like, okay, you're not missing. I have an 8 a.m. class. I'm not going out tonight. Mm-hmm. So I'll just sign up. I'm going to sign up just to sign up. These gym memberships are getting too crazy. They're getting too expensive. Because, like, you want to incentivize people to, like, have a better lifestyle, work out, take care of yourself, and you're going to make that shit $75 a month? No. $281. $281. $275 sounds cheap. Yeah. That sounds cheap. It was $275 to cancel. To cancel. That was my two-class cancel fees. It's crazy. Yeah. I mean, even just. I was talking about more, like, those, like, Planet Fitness, LA Fitness. Yeah. I feel like those are got jacked up because those. It used to be, like, $20 a month. Yeah. And now it's up to, like, $70, which is crazy. I went to this one club because I was doing class pass to see where I liked. So I was going to all these different gyms. And one I really liked. And she's like, okay, well, unlimited is $465 a month. I'm like, whoa. Like, at that point, I'm going to Equinox. Right. At that point, you're getting a new car. Yeah. Well, speaking of new cars, I was at the car place today. Okay. And might get a new car. Oh. Leah, wait until the show comes out. My God. You're going to spend all this money? You don't know if it's going to. You don't know. Along with this clean girl lifestyle, I've been having the worst fucking luck of my life. I'm not even kidding. It all started with I obviously did not read my lease. And for some reason, I was like, oh, my God, our landlord pays for our gas bill. And I was like, la, la, la. Oh, God. So actually, the cast was in town for interviews. And I wasn't home. And my friend Liv was staying with me. And she was like, the gas people came and turned your gas off because you haven't paid it for five months. And I go, oh, my God. I thought they paid that. And I was like, my bad. So I called a gas company. And they're like, yeah, like, we have to get you approved because I've never been in charge of gas before. So they had to approve my account, whatever. It took three days. Wait. Where did you live before where you thought gas was covered? Sometimes it is. Sometimes it's water. So my water is covered, not my gas. Wait. Really? Water and power usually are together because it's L-A-D-W-B. Gas is separate. And water and power are separate. But I've never heard of a place covering gas. So apparently, that's never a thing. But it's true. It's me. So obviously, I'm fucking wrong, right? So they pay for my water, not my gas. So anyways, they turn the gas off. Three days later, the girl calls me. And she's like, OK, yeah, perfect. And keep in mind, my gas has already been off for about five days now that I've figured this out to call them, whatever. Yeah. And then it's like, let's just say it's the first. She goes, perfect. We can come out on the 22nd. I go, what? I don't have hot water. I don't have a stove. I don't have a dishwasher. I have nothing. Well, you can say, here, we have a buzzer. Get a rinse in. Well, thank God my best friends live above me. So I was just going up and showering and cooking if I had to, which was fine. We got through it. Then my electricity went down. As soon as I got my gas back, my washer started breaking. And then my car started shaking. So I bring it to the shop. And then two weeks, my car was in a shop. Oh, no. And 1550 later, my car is still broken and shaking. And I go, what the fuck did you guys do? This is the Jeep, right? Yes. So I waited too long. To get my oil change. If anyone's listening, let me be your lesson for five months. Wait, with the notification on, you need an oil change? Yes. And you've been driving on it for four to five months. You guys think that light is up there just because it's pretty? Listen, I got to go out. I got shit to pay for. There's always stuff with my car, though, where I'm like, oh, I got to handle that. But the moment you get home, you're like, you forget everything that is dealing with the car. I'm pretty good about maintaining my car. But I always forget. I always have car amnesia, like, after I get out of the car. It's crazy how I never think of any of that because I have a Tesla now. So you don't have to worry about, like, the oil, the fucking. Oh, yeah. There's no oil change. It's crazy. Yeah. It's just like, you just have to make sure that your battery, because there's a battery in every. No, no. Just the battery's good. I feel like. But don't we need some lube at all? But also, your Tesla also notifies you when something is wrong. And then you can easily. It's on the app. Tesla will come. They'll take care of you. Right on the spot. Yeah. Yeah. So then I go. So then I was. I was asking them. They're like, I was like, you didn't fucking fix my car. Like, you need to fix it for free. Language. Sorry. Freaking. Oh, you guys need to fix my car. And so I bring it back free of charge. They convinced me to buy one part that's going to, like, they just kept convincing me of things. Right. They're definitely taking advantage of me. Because when I looked at my invoice, out of the $1,550, $1,300 of it was labor. And I looked at them. I said. No, these places are terrible. They're a scam. When I hit the poll, Leah, my first day, literally, at this complex, I hit a poll. That was the first day. I got the keys, hit a poll, like, 10 minutes later. And then I go back to the office the day I met her. Hi, I just crashed into your poll. Don't worry, though. I'm going to get a tow and everything. I brought my car to the nearest place here. Yeah. They were trying to charge me for just a door, to replace the door. $16,000. No. $16,000 for a fucking door. Bro, that is. That is. Could you not open it? No. It was a scrape and a little bit of a dent. Insane. Oh, I would have left it. That Tesla was, like, $60,000. You're going to charge me $16,000 for a fucking door? It's crazy. And they weren't even going to replace the door. They were just going to try to pop the dent out and repaint it. Oh, get a plunger at that point. We knew exactly what they were going to do. do insane but yeah heath how's tony again we got to get a weekly update how's tony great great unbelievable he's chilling right now um i was actually just uh my brother got the keys to his new spot he lives 15 minutes from me now whoa he moved finally oh my god we've been waiting for that dude it's so sick i just ran over there real quick he had like a whole bunch of stuff to get out of a u-haul so i have a hand truck so i just threw that in the car real quick ran it over to him i was like i gotta record i can come back and help afterwards um and he's like no no go to your thing uh so he's just unloading some stuff right now and uh yeah he's so close he leah uh if you didn't know uh his brother works for him now he used to work at like a jail oh no way like like well like full like like what was it i'm like does he have any uh potentials for me at the jail yeah i'm sure he can set you up with a ton of hey did he move there for you because you moved what yeah yeah yeah so he um he was like two and a half hours away um he was doing a lot of stuff like remote like back end for the shows and things like that um but there's a lot that i want to like get done at the house and he's really like handy so i was like if i have him move here and like pay for his salary i would be saving money than if i hired all these like contractors and people to do stuff like fixing my basement just shit around the house so i was like perfect makes sense come and your your dad too right because your dad your dad built you you literally hired them both as a team and they'll they'll they'll make your whole guest house that you want to make exactly crazy but yeah yeah no it's awesome tony's doing great um that's why i got swag you know i was on my way home i was like you know what i deserve it is it the founder very good very good okay well i think it's time to roll the intro yes good let's get started baby this is gonna be a juicy ass motherfucking episode get ready get your seat belts on we're about to get crazy three two one it's cockataw baby welcome back to zane and heath unfiltered i'm zane i'm heath i'm matt and today we got leah thanks for coming back on leah thanks for having me of course of course uh leah it's been a while i guess since the last time you were here and i know a lot of exciting things are coming your way but uh can you just give us like a skinny on yeah what yeah what you've been up to what we kind of talked about last time and what's about to come for you because we can't we we couldn't talk about anything i still can't talk about it no i know that's fine that's fine to be fair i still don't even know the release date but i could tell you it's probably in the next three months okay okay have you seen anything like have you seen the only thing they've showed us is the like the intro that happens on every episode and it how's it look first off my scene i wasn't even serving face so i was like it does stink though i wish i wish uh people and shows had more of a say on not like for drama stuff but more like like the i feel like intro is so important like is there a better shot of me you're gonna see that every single episode you think they were listening it was kind of just to give us like an overall idea of like what was like being done which it is really weird to see my face on one of those things it's like do you have a tagline like do you have a tagline like i'm not here to make friends no it's just you know it's like with the music okay right right and you're just like oh it's like like love island yes so there's no like lines or cases yeah yeah dang okay okay that's all they don't really give us information and i'm not kidding we text them all the time being like hey any updates nothing okay it's just building hype it just makes you more excited though yes i did have drinks with one of the producers and i was like because i am a little she tried to book season two yeah i did have drinks it's me but um i was like be so for real like is the show good and or is it like cheesy because i've feel like it could come off that way but he was like i don't know it's really good and i was like and i trust his words yeah i'm like so excited to see it he just told me some like little snippets that like made it and it just makes me i just i just know when the thing is the thing about you is because i've known you for fucking what seven years right seven years when you're in something you're fucking you're committed you're gonna be you're gonna try to be the star of the show and that's why i'm really excited to see whatever this is i'm really excited too because obviously like going into the season we don't know what's going to happen but i'm really excited to see really know the cast like we didn't really know each other and it was kind of getting to know each other and our personality so kind of not that we were on our best behaviors but like learning everyone's like how to deal with people right but now that i know them i feel like the real drama could start you know what i mean or like you you're just so much more comfortable with the people that you're not going into it like you know like weary of people's feelings or whatever i don't know i'm just excited for just if there's a season two my my only advice is what um whenever that show comes out just make sure you guys bring that drama right to tick tock oh right do you know that i already have an excel sheet with sounds and what i want to use leah that's exactly what i want to hear that's exactly what i would do i'm right i have 95 tick tock sounds or like ideas already on that excel sheet i'm ready again i don't know what made the show like there was just so much that happened so i'm prepared for any type of outcome they make leah look fucking like the kraken she's just it's crazy though because every show there is like the fan favorite there is the villain there is the drama queen like they're they i mean they that's what everybody's got their role that's what casting is about they cast it because they're like we want the show to do well and we need to cast the perfect people and we do need someone that is going to be the villain that people are not going to like i also just remember like every season is different so maybe if i'm not the favorite this season maybe it's the next or whatever yeah and also i'm not mad to be a villain i mean look at whitney which is on broadway i'm like right right right and i feel the thing is that what's good about what's good about like social media too is that you could really change people's perspectives on you just by going to social media but you have to do it right though yes but i feel like and also again you guys know me i don't care what people say about me yeah so yeah i see you just don't just just don't be just don't be like uh venmoing uh guys that are married uh trying to rekindle stuff who did that yeah who did that oh you another reality i think i i fucked it up i venmoed a guy because he blocked my number i said did you block me yes this is coming back do you think do you think when people watch this they're gonna be that's the first they're gonna be like wait she looks familiar i just don't know where and oh by the way guys if you if you're watching this and you've never seen past episodes or like any of my stuff like in the past leah used to be my ex used to be my assistant for like a year and a half two years yeah two years and uh it was really fun because i've known her for years before and so i decided to hire me hire hire her and then she quit on me because she wanted to find other opportunities and look where i'm at and she did damn right now we're full circle now we'll collab together yeah i honestly that was like the best like quitting i've ever experienced because it might i was like i feel like i i'm gonna i'm gonna see her go far i i like i can see it you know it's good do you have an assistant now because i just don't live with you anymore i don't know i it's not more of like what like what leah was doing this is more like creative content okay creative i feel like you needed that i need it and you knew that too i feel like and like you just couldn't do it well saying so like particular and i don't know how to edit that no but that was i mean all of the my sisters i've had in the past 100 my fault like i i just had nothing to um i had no direction for them it was more just like errands and stuff and i knew that i needed somebody to help me with content i just i it's just hard to find somebody like that it's easy to find an assistant that can like you know run errands and you know do all that stuff right it was like a friend slash chef yeah yeah you pretty i was pretty i'm pretty much paying you to be my friend and every monday i'm like meal prepping and then we would talk shit on the couch and then you would leave and i'd be like oh i just paid her for that i was crazy um it's a fun ride though it was it was it's fun so wait what kind of cars are you looking at right now you've just came back from the car dealer story short i i had to bring it to carmax i realized i had carmax care extended warranty and i go why the fuck did i not bring it there in the beginning i know so i bring it there and then i made the mistake of telling them i had brought it somewhere and they're like oh now it's liability so you need to bring it to jeep and they'll still use your insurance whatever so i bring it there and the guy goes i'm not gonna lie to you it's probably gonna be expensive i would just get a appraisal right now and get a new car okay i'm sitting there with the girl and she's like do you want to go test drive cars i'm like just like that i'm like i really wasn't prepared to like get a car today anything to sell you i gotta go to a podcast at one but can i come back she's like oh my god yeah shout us out yeah do you have your eye on anything in particular i would like another jeep yeah well my goal is to get a bronco and i'm just not there yet so i'm like i don't really want to get a new car but if i'm going to be paying 25k for my motor that's going out or something hey if you pay heath he'll come out and negotiate for you yeah i'll do it he says he saves me every car that i buy he saves me a stupid amount of money i'm gonna call my dad leah's like i don't know like i really like the rolls royce specter no it has to be you know obviously yeah doable but you you helped me buy my jeep and you helped me buy my um actually no you helped me buy my lamborghini and you also helped me buy my the range rover my g wagon i was i was there for the g wagon who was i who was i in 2017 i was out of my mind i love it i'm just glad that like i i'm glad that i just dipped my toe in that like world and i'm just like okay this is ridiculous it really is it's ridiculous i should not be driving Lamborghini Urus. But if you can, why not? I honestly, I don't know why. I thought having a car like that would bring me more opportunities and it didn't. What kind of opportunities? I don't know, Matt. I just had this weird. It's one of those things you tell yourself to justify it. If I pull up in this, people will respect me. They're going to know I mean business and they're going to offer me crazy deals. And you're like, I'll take the car. So stupid. Yeah, I just wasn't thinking. Meanwhile, I'm in the background like, do it. Also, it helps a lot that Heath loves that shit. So it felt good when I got something. He was my biggest support. He was the most excited and he would just be excited for me when I had these expensive vehicles. Everyone talks about how challenging it is to raise kids. But what about protecting them? Outlet covers, kitchen cabinet locks, baby gates. Where do you even start? They're basically the outlet covers, kitchen cabinet, and baby gates of insurance. Don't wait. 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But it's just. I remember before going in, I was watching all these TikToks trying to understand all these tips and tricks on how to handle it, learn to walk away, but I brought Mike and negotiated it all went well, but it's just like. I'm just like a. Personally, I'm a terrible negotiator. I'm really bad. Anytime they say price, I'm just like, okay. Yeah, me too. I'm like, come on. I don't fight it because I just feel bad. In my head, it's like, oh, I don't want to take this salesperson's income because he has a family to feed. He has rent. I don't want to have to. Because when they go down, their payment goes down. Their commission goes down. Yeah. So I just like. But wouldn't you think that they made it higher so that they can. Because sometimes they want to sell more cars because then they get bonuses based on how many cars they sold, not really the commission. They're trying to hit their quotas. Yeah. And it's crazy. There's certain car dealers who get like 100 sales like a month and then there's some guys who can only sell like 12. Like. Are you talking about dealerships or salesmen? Just salesmen. Car salesmen. Yeah. How some people are just naturally gifted at selling. Yeah. I'm just fascinated by people who have it figured out and are able to like be the top guy. I think it's just if you're passionate. Like I would sell the shit out of a car because like I know them in and out. Like I like it. It's fun to me. Like dude, you got to check out this feature. It does this. It does this. Like I would sit with the person and be like, no, like let me show you the rundown. But I feel like there's some people that like it could be a job for them. They might not be as interested or invested in the car as like another worker would. They're like, yeah, I guess if you like it, like, you know. Right. And also. So buying a car, I feel like like just a human reaction is like usually guilt. Like every time I buy, like I buy. Oh, yeah. Whenever I buy a new car, I'd feel guilt immediately. Buyer's remorse. Buyer's remorse. And they do such a good job of making you so not guilty about this purchase that it like it just makes you feel good. But then once you leave them and you go home, you get all that guilt that you should have felt before the purchase settles in. It's really interesting. I'll never forget when we went to the Mercedes dealership. I was with Zane and we literally just pulled in just to like look like dead ass just to look and the salesman comes up and he starts talking. He's like, oh, we'll get you out the door in this today. And Zane looked him dead in the eye. First thing he said was, I'm not buying the car today. I just want to look at what they look like. I think they're cool. I'm not buying the car. An hour later, he's. Did you hear what he said right after I said that? After I was like stirring with him, he goes, that's what they all say. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Literally said that and I left with a car that day. It was unbelievable. But that was the one where you negotiated it down like 30K. You saved me like 30, 40K. That was fucking insane. And it's kind of crazy too. Car salesmen are also playing the owners as well or like the managers of the car dealership too. Like if you're saying, hey, I'm just looking to pay just $300 a month. That's all I want. They'll then go in and tell the guy a totally different price. Like saying, can we meet them on this? Like they'll make it even like lower as well. So then the guy will be like, okay, that's fine. And then he'll come back to you and go, yeah, we can do the 300 even though he just told the guy. They make it seem like they're chatting about it. And then they'll get more as well, but they already got approval on getting this rate. And so they're all playing each other as well. It's crazy. And there's so much like bullying with like car dealers as well, like all between each other and who's stealing each other's clients as well. It's crazy. I listened to a whole podcast where they just mic'd up car dealers all day. Oh, it was like a car dealer podcast? Yeah, it's on This American Life, which covers all different types of stories. But there's a cars episode that's all about car dealers. It's wild. Let me know what you want though, Leah. I'll start looking. I'll send you some options. I'll show you the one that I looked at before I left. Okay. Because it looks like a good deal, but I would have took it as is. So I want to see what you have to say about it. Yeah, let me check it out. He's completely off topic. I'm maneuvering right now. Did you see the music video Reed is in? Dude, I just saw it right before recording and I texted him. Harry Styles' new music video. Yeah, did you see it? No, Heath was explaining about it before we clicked record. Dude, the thumbnail is him and Harry. It's him and Harry. Dude, it's insane. That's amazing. How did he get that? Guys, by the way, this is our friend. He's a really good friend of ours who does, he's a stunt, pretty much a stunt guy and he's in a bunch of movies. He was in David's vlogs where he would like set himself on fire. He's been doing a bunch of different stuff and he's in a ton of different movies. He just doesn't post it. And so, seeing this, especially for someone that never posts his work or stuff that he's in, this was such a surprise and it's so, like, look at this. What a shot. Like, bro, he's gonna, like, being able to frame that in your house, so sick. I texted, well, I'll read you the whole conversation. It was really funny. I texted him. I was just like, Harry in all caps with exclamation question mark. And I was like, dude, that's insane good shit. And he was like, thanks, BB. What you up to? And I was like, about to record this pod and talk about you right now. And I was like, I'm about to record this pod right now. He goes, it was sick. I did the explosion in the car and it got hot. I was wearing three layers of fire gear and helmet, et cetera. And the outer layer got completely torched, but it was so fun. Harry was cool and remembered me from when I worked on Dunkirk with him. I totally forgot he was in Dunkirk. Guys, guys, this is tea. You're not getting this anywhere. This is exclusive. We should bring him on. And then I was like, not you mogging Harry in the thumbnail. And he was like, what is mogging? It's a new word everyone's saying. What is that? I'm so out of the loop. This is like along with the whole clavicular looks maxing thing. I've heard about mogging before. So I sent him, I sent him a screenshot and it was, it says, mogging is a Gen Z slang term for looking significantly better, more attractive, or more stylish than people around you. But it sounds bad. Like mugging, mogging. Mogging. Yeah. So is this, you think you look, it's like, you think you look like that or? No, no, no. It's like, like if somebody mogs you, like somebody standing next to you that looks significantly better than you. They're mogging me. Who's mogging in this room? Got it. I just got a haircut. So I feel like I'm mogging. I'm mogging right now. Yeah. Zane's looks maxing right now. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Maxie, this is my max. Your looks maxing. This conversation makes me feel so old. And it originates from a mog, which is alpha male of group. So that's what the mogging comes from is alpha male. So yeah, it's an alpha male dominant kind of thing. And then, and then Matt's over there just jester maxing right now. Oh yeah. Oh, for sure. What a time to be alive. What is jester maxing a real thing? Yeah. What does this mean? But it's so, it's such a perfect word for what it is. Like it sounds really stupid, but then I looked it up. I was like, okay, it's cool. Okay. Jester maxing is an internet slang term that refers to the practice of over the top frantic, entertaining, or acting like a fool to gain attention, social cloud, or compensate for perceived lack of physical attractiveness. How dare you, Heath? But I can, I can see, I kind of, but like you're acting like a jester, just being a clown. Just, I just want people to have a good time. Jester maxing is a great word. Dude, it's so condescending. I love it. I kind of like it though. Not like to do, but just to identify it next time I'm like out socially and be like, that dude's just a jester maxing. Does that fall in the same category as aura farming or whatever? Yeah. Yeah. It's the same, same world. Now clarify aura farming too. That's just like, creating a better vibe for yourself. Aura farming is the intentional, often repetitive act of performing actions to appear cool, confident, or charismatic, specifically to boost one's social standing or aura points. Okay. So. What did I say the other day? I said something to my friends like you're so millennial. Say aura farm or aura. I was like, I'm not going to be running around saying aura. What did you say though? What did you say instead of that? I got to remember what I said. Vibes? Oh, I think it was vibey or it was vibin. Oh wow. It was swaggy. I think I said. Oh, swaggy girl. So yikes. That's a little. That's very 2013. Yeah, that is. And swaggy is like a little. But that's just like, I was driving, I was like, ooh, that's swaggy. You know? No? Really? That's fine. Oh, I thought it was fun. How are the kids that you nanny? How do they talk? Do they talk like that? I don't nanny. She doesn't nanny, though. She's a star now, Zane. I'm a personal assistant. Oh, but I am around them, yeah. My bad, my bad. Yeah, yeah. You're close friends. I just, I thought. No, but they do. What is, what he always says? Leave up my butt. I'm sorry? What? How old is he? 11. Jesus. 11 is shut the fuck up. Let me think of the word that he always says. Yacht? Okay. Okay, Jare Bear. I've never heard of yacht. Like, yacht, yacht, yacht. I thought yacht was big butt. Like, yacht, damn. Yacht, yeah. Yacht, damn. Oh, yacht. Oh, my. I thought it was like, oh, dang, you got a big yacht. Like, a big yacht. Like, Matt. Don't wait. That's L-O-N-E-S-T-A-R, casino, where you can experience the thrill of Las Vegas, no matter where you are. LoneStarCasino.com is an absolutely free-to-play social casino. With thousands of games, daily bonuses, free spins, and jackpots that pop like fireworks. Voidware prohibited. Play bold, win big. Matt, Matt, Matt's got a yat. Matt, last episode, a big yat. I'm going to try. I feel like there were so many people giving me tips in the comments on the last episode on how to work out my glutes. Giat is an African-American vernacular English. Exclamation derived from heavily emphasized pronunciation of goddamn, specifically goddamn. I love it. It's great. I feel like every single one of these phrases say Twitch right after. Like, oh, some Twitch streamer. Oh my, wait, that's so funny because I knew it was that, but then I saw something else that it was an acronym for girl yo ass thick. Oh! That works too. That works. You guys remember that video where it was like, they're in a court, they're in a court, a house. They're in trial and trial. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Zane, it was at church. No, it was in a courthouse. And the lawyer looks, the lawyer is reading something that he said to her. He's like, um, and then he says, your honor, girl, you are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Oh, yeah. I thought you were talking about a different clip. There was one where it was like a pastor. Yeah, that clip right there. He's in like handcuffs. And then he like, Jester's like, damn right. I said that. He's hitting on officers. Trying to pick her up and saying, girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. I love that. I love that. I love, I love that. She like puts a voice to it. Like she doesn't just read it. She just goes, girl, you are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Yeah. Oh my. I can't believe this is real. That's insane. Zane, I thought you were talking about the clip that just went viral. It was like, uh, a pastor who was sitting there up. He had like the Bible open and he's like, you know, he's preaching, he's doing this thing. And then a lady walks by and he's just like talking, he goes, Lord, forgive me. For I have sinned. Oh my. Was that real? Yeah. It's, it's just so perfect. And it wasn't a bit. I'm surprised he did that up there. That's crazy. Do you guys Twitch? Like live streaming, right? Like, like, like, Oh, live stream. No, I don't, I don't watch any Twitch streamers, but I like watch clips of their content on like my feed. Okay. But do you watch like the ones, like the Island boy ones, the live streamers, like Island boys, the Island boys, boys. Oh, the twins. Yeah. Ever watch that group of people on live streams. I am so invested into that trash. And they're like doing 24 hours. Like they're 24 hours. Wow. And all of their drama, baby mama, drama, custody battles. Like I got this girl, Brie Olson on there with her custody battle, two K and baby went like, it's, Oh, you're following all this right now. Cause I, I'm so invested at night. Like when I'm scrolling and then now it's just my feet. I can't believe, Oh, it's your feet. I thought you were sitting there on Twitch and watching the live. I'm like, damn Leah clips of it. I like vanilla mace. Is that her name? Her clips. Yeah. Yes. She's just funny. She's just, I love her attitude. That clip. You sent me of her and her friend going down the elevator. He they're in a parking garage and this girl was trying to find their car. It's they, they look, I feel like they were high. It just, that was the vibe of the whole video. She, um, she and her friend get, they look, they look across. And they see a ramp going down. They're like, Oh, I think let's take the elevator. They go in the elevator. They come out the other side, they walk around and it's literally right down the ramp. But it was this whole thing. It was this whole thing that they were trying to find. Yeah. They, I, you have to watch it. It's, it's hard to explain it. Like they went into the elevator thinking that they were like on a whole new floor and they just had gone down. Just like, I love that her friend gestures to the wall going, we legit just went. In this, it went down. Just so funny. Wait, is that the Sherman Oaks gallery yet? Yeah. Yeah. That is very confusing. That's where we do our voiceovers and that's like the office there. But that is, I'm always lost. I have a, uh, a Florida man segment. Ooh. Ooh. I love Florida man segments. Let's go. So it's this thing. We're trying to get it to catch on. Yeah. We're trying to revive it. Talk about the show stuff that's going on in Florida. And I thought this one was perfect too, because it's something Matt and I talk about all the time. And it has to do with quicksand. Oh boy. Oh, which we always thought would be a thing as adults. We'd be seeing quicksand all the time. As a kid, you think like, Oh, that is in the world. Yeah. Also. And then as you get older, you're like, Oh, it's not real. It's just fake. Quicksand is real. It is. It's definitely weird. Yeah. Is it only in certain parts of the world? Like bogs. I thought, I thought you only see this in like the Amazon forest, like in the middle of a forest. I had no idea, but there's this guy in Florida who got stuck in quicksand. And these people came out to like rescue him. And it's like up to his shoulders. Oh no. What is stuck? Stuck. One of the guys goes out there to try to help him. And then that guy gets stuck in the quicksand. Watch. Dude. Watch this. Oh my God. It is crazy. Oh shit. That's Miramar. That's, that's the guy who went out to go help and got stuck. And that's like proper sand too. Like I was doing quicksand. It like really is just like mud that you're sinking in. That's crazy. And so you don't have to bring it out ladders. Which I always think is, I know that ladders are useful in quicksand, but it's like a way for them to hold on to, but without get, oh, because they can walk on it without sinking more into it. That makes sense. Oh my gosh. And it goes into the night. Oh dear. You know what always fucks me about quicksand is that, remember the movie never ending story? Yeah. We've talked about that. And that horse. Yeah. Or whatever. And that little fucking. Falco. But dude, play the end of the clip, Jared, and just listen to what's like the last thing said. You say, considering his mental state, no charges will be filed against him. You can get in trouble. Maybe. Was he on the run? Was he trespassing? I don't know. It's just like charges will not be, but it's like, do they know where quicksand is? How you can get arrested for getting stuck in quicksand? Well, what I'm also thinking of, there's probably a sign that's saying, if you, this is a, proceed in this area with caution. And if you get stuck, you can get fined and get in trouble. You know how there's that really, I think it's in Michigan. There's that really steep hill. That's like on a beach. And there's like a sign that says, if you get stuck and we have to get you up from this hill, you're going to be fined $5,000. Oh, it's like a, it's like a ride on the, like the ambulance. Like, you know, they're going to like, yeah. So, but apparently, which is crazy. I feel like, I feel like these types of situations, I don't understand how you can charge somebody unless there was a sign that says like, go at your own risk. But also like the considering his mental state, like I want to, I need to figure out what exactly was going on with this. His mental state. Mental state? Like he might have a mental disability and just doesn't know. Oh, is that what they meant? Mental state? I thought they meant like, how was he doing? Cause they've been trying to pull him out for hours. I thought it was, I thought I would be traumatized if I was going lower and lower in quicksand for all day. It looked like they were there. They're just like digging and it's still just going. And the more you push yourself out, the more it sucks you in. It's insane. Yeah. It's wild. Also, another scary thing too, is like, where do you go? Skiing or snowboarding? Like, you know how like up against the trees, the snow is super soft. It's like quicksand. It will suck you in and you will get trapped. Yeah. Like up against those, dude, it's terrifying. And I think about that with sinkholes all the time. Just like random sinkholes, people who are just at intersections, just in some random suburb. And then just the ground goes, and like their cars just crash. I'm always like processing that, like in a car being like, how did I just, the earth is falling. Like, yeah, it's just like that feeling would be insane. Just knowing that there's just these gaps. Of no foundation underneath us. Where I didn't know about that one. You know, also what I think about too, like, you know, like on the side of like, when you're going to big bear and you're driving up the mountain, like, and it's like off the side of the mountain. I'm just like one day, one day, if that, if that rock decides that there wants to just, it doesn't want to hold up anymore. Yeah. The whole avalanche. Um, just no falling rocks. Yeah. Or is that just snow? Look up. There's this. Well, Mariah's brother was telling me about it. Cause he's like, He's like, next time you come out, I want to take you there. this place not too far away in pennsylvania that um like got abandoned and all underground and the whole city is on fire and has been on fire for like years wait what underneath the floor of this town is just burning on fire it's because there's is there gas like that's coming up from the ground that is causing it to be like this eternal flame like going i don't know i wanted to yeah like just under under the like everything is just so it's it's only under it's under this city or under this yeah i don't know if it's like the root system or just like you know how there's like dirt it's a mine it's a mine fire so but then i bet everyone had to move out of this town because they were just like this they're all out yeah there's like apparently there's like 10 people that like still live there but i think it's been burning for like 50 years or something since 1983 what if that's where heath that's where the entrance to hell is oh t in pennsylvania and the devil is alive bottoms up and the devil laughs it isn't also true like seattle i learned is like uh there's a whole separate layer underneath seattle that they like built i'm trying to describe this right so basically seattle i think like the city was sinking at one point back like in the 20s and they were like we have to build a whole new layer on top of this city to prevent it from like still sinking so there's all of these streets and old building fronts they had to build on top of it but but that's all still underneath they couldn't like they couldn't like fill it like why it was it was 19 okay the two-level section of town existed until 1907 when the bubonic plague hit seattle um and panic city leaders shut down the underground and it wasn't evacuated until the 1960s and they can't just fill it up it's just still there there's old uh fronts of buildings and everything it's a lot of like major cities too i don't know could be the mud flood the mud flood what's that what's the mud flood i don't know there's there's like a bunch of theories about this like mud flood that happened um and like buried like first layer of like buildings and stuff and then they just like were like fucking just built on top of it after i mean we're human we're humans we're lazy you know i could see them doing that fuck it don't yeah why dig it out that's how i would do it everyone talks about how challenging it is to raise kids but what about protecting them outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks baby gates where do you even start well protecting your home and auto is a great place to start progressive offers customized coverage options so you can be sure you have the right coverage for you and your loved ones they're basically the outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks and baby gates of insurance don't wait get your quote today at progressive.com progressive casualty insurance company affiliates and other insurers not available in all states 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this subdivision i think there were some model houses and people did live on it but that's all residential streets of a neighborhood that they just never wow weird oh have you that that's like the abandoned thing oh wow we fly over every time and that was a neighborhood that was like a neighborhood it was a residential neighborhood did anything that's crazy i didn't think there were houses on it at one point but yeah what were you saying he did you hear about the water park like lake lagoon thing they used to have halfway to vegas yes i feel like uh dude and thinking about it it's like perfect and i wish it was still a thing but it was like very very short-lived but it was like this super dangerous like toxic disgusting water park that they built in the middle of nowhere and it got like completely abandoned but if you watch like the videos from back in the day dude people are like it dude it is so cool and i'm like oh it was popping like it was like people people loved it yeah but then it was just like really like gross or something it was in the middle of like the desert uh i forget what it was called but it was like some lagoon i think i i think water parks are going to become like something that we used to have like i i think i can see in like 10-15 years water parks just don't exist anymore in this country really they're pretty they're pretty gross when you think they're just like it's so fucking unsanitary and when you really like when you really look at those slides it's fucking nasty right when heath uh or sorry not heath my brother we um we decided we wanted to go to blizzard beach you know blizzard beach in florida it's one of the big water parks um in uh in the in orlando we wanted to get there first because you know the lines for water parks are so fucking long because people think so long so um they're tubes hitting you we got there we got there as soon as it opened so we got to do every slide when there was nobody there and you truly see how disgusting it is when there's nobody covering it because when you see people everywhere it's like it you can't really tell but everything was moldy and fucking it was gross after that day i don't think our family ever went to a water park really i do thoroughly it really grossed everybody out i've always wanted to do the roll the the water like the one it shoots like the water the roller coaster water oh the one that you go off the edge off the edge and you like fly no no it's like a roller coaster and you just go like up in the air not that one but heath i've always wanted to do that but i could see me fucking my back up sciatica would be back immediately if i yeah because dude that's a that's a tall fall it's high high tall fall there's always like nasty band-aids just floating around just like just going right by you on the lazy river have you guys been to great wolf lodge you know what i haven't that one i like i mean i i did i've just been there because i'm a nanny but i would love i love going there what's the best thing about going to a great wolf lodge it's here it's like an indoor water park resort for families like an hour and a half away there's one in grapevine texas there's a handful like all across the world now it's cool he isn't there one in lifetime you're saying yeah they have a whole water park why would they have a water park at a lifetime because it's sick it just doesn't it's a lifetime gym yeah it's in this gym it doesn't make sense to me though is it is it something for the kids well dad goes lift some weights you know zane look at that that's fun that's fun in your gym and then go go look at the um go to pictures over to the right yeah dude they're sick wait that's insane wait this is the one that's yours they they all like most of them have like a crazy water park and they've got like cabanas in the back oh all right oh they serve oh they have a bar at the gym too here which oh no no the lifetime when i went to nashville yeah alcohol yeah at the gym yeah crazy i tell you about my my dog park no it's a full bar oh i've heard about this dog people dog people yeah membership yes but i got so remember the um the time we were trying to get cremota in there yeah at the time i didn't have rue but we met with like the owner of the park and whatever yeah um anyway by the time i got rue i was like i need to bring her here it's literally so fun like everyone looks like coachella for dogs um laura diy brings her dog here yeah i was just about to say that was the first time and it's so fun like the other week they had snow day and they had the whole park with snow and all the dogs had their ski goggles on but if you look around it's so cute oh damn they got money yeah it's really good about it yeah it's really good about it yeah it's really good event so it's expensive it's like 120 a month but on they had a trivia night uh they had these um sake based margaritas bitch i got and i found liam the owner and i literally go i go hey liam it's me i'm zane's assistant and he goes oh my god how are you i was like oh i'm a member now like i have a dog he goes gotta get you on the pack list i'm like what's the pack list so now i pay 40 bucks a month i feel like damn i feel like it's a great place to meet other people too such a good conversation like yeah they're gonna be a cute guy there and i can be like oh which one's yours exactly it's a how's your dating life oh non-existent come to the dog park yeah i just feel like i you know i'm like very private you know that no dates you should come to the dog park though yeah yeah but like i want to bring a dog yeah exactly i'll be there i'll bring it i'll bring a um a fake yeah don't don't show up to a dog park without a dog i've done that you can't that's mad weird you guys it's a dog member though they have to tell it to like talk to to like me no just like had a couple of beers with friends when we walk by a dog park let's just go in and like i don't know look at people's dogs your dog has to pass a test to get here so you can't just bring around dog but you could bring wait what's the what's the test that you have it's like a temperament test so you bring your dog in they put this yellow collar on that should be mandatory that's good but no i don't know how rue rue i started seeing her get nasty at the end i was like oh my god wait go back that's uh that's ariana look the dj that djs all the parties wait that's amazing yeah on fridays they do um sounds and hounds it's the dj night who let the dogs out it's actually so fun and yeah they have a bar and food and oh lauren's dogs are so the target dog right yeah dogs are those i forget what it's called it's a crazy skull do you know what it's called that breed i do but i'm drawing a blank right now it's uh something something english bull terrier oh i thought it was a i thought it was a name you know what i learned recently about animals like okay think of like just animals that we know okay like what are they the generic animals that we know when i think of like when i think of an animal what's the first thing i think of i think of a lion elephant yes i think a giraffe yes i don't think of a dog now don't you think it's interesting that there are uh tens of thousands of different animals all across the world why are these the certain animals that we as like in american culture know because when we're as kids that's the end that's where the animals that we would see in our books exactly and why were those the animals that were seen in our books you had to go a layer deeper zane i'm curious if you guys could maybe figure it out but it's something i learned but it's okay if you don't know way deeper than like what we there's a reason why that these are like the main animals that we see because i've seen xylem because obviously because it was in the files yeah it was in the files um no can you can you explain why um it's because those animals are can be trained to perform stunts now to add the extra layer to it basically around like the industrial revolution before that time you could ask any american what an elephant or what a giraffe is they would have had no clue okay and once we created uh trains and rail systems that's when the rise of the circus was started and so these were the first times as americans that we were seeing what these other animals were are from all across the world and because these animals like tigers bear elephants and stuff they can be trained to jump through hoops and you know i don't know put their foot on a ball all of that that is why that's in our schema of just our generic go-to animals is because it comes from the circus yeah i mean that makes complete sense there's all these different animals around the world that we could have been as popular as the ones we know yeah but every time i because of the circus even the word animal like i i immediately i think of the red box the animal crackers like the lion the it's just like that's aren't those circus cookies circus crackers and it all makes the circus cookies are the pink ones sorry i was talking about barnum barnum's yeah like barnum and bailey's which is the circuit but it used to be like they were all in a cage like on a like on a train it was a red box and i remember yellow lines and it looked like they were behind a cage and it had like a cloth almost like um a handle too that you could like pick up yes yes yes see then they were like let's not keep those animals behind cages right let's let them roam free but damn wow that's crazy that just took me back yeah throwback oh i do love do you like did you like plain animal yeah kinda they were good in like elementary school when you got some animal crackers you felt like you were getting like some filling they were filling um no i'm just like those are the first ones as kids we'd eat it but like oh i'd let that shit sog in my mouth yes why did we all live the same childhood yes but dude these frosted ones these oh okay those are good those are elite these are fuck these are crack bro you know what brought me back is i saw on tiktok the other day um this mom got her girls um a pencil box and then she's like we got to make bookmarkers and she did the coloring and then put the glue so it dries and you pull it off the bookmark the you know that your pencil box has that square yes and it would say like something maker yeah and then you put the you would color it you'd make a design and then you put uh elmer's glue and you would make like a bookmark yes and it would dry and you would peel it off the top leah yes jerry do you know i'm just using diy bookmark glue pencil box yeah this is like a bookmark glue pencil box like a 90s kid thing yeah you would put the glue yes and that made me want to buy a pencil box so i'm like i used to love this shit yeah i would put it in my desk like after class and then i'd come that lumpy ass bookmark you know that they made money literally every kid had it every single person that went to school had that it was like it was mandatory okay but for school supplies for you guys did your parents go and buy your school supplies like for yourself or did you buy like the school supplies pack it was a way of a bundle deal that you got all your school supplies instead of having to go we got a list no we got a list and then we give it to our parents our parents would have to we'd go to like office max office depot oh yeah we did bundles it was just a way to like save money maybe it was a pta thing it was also like a fundraiser it was a way to also help kids who didn't have that much money like get it for a bulk discount it was a good program but that's for me school supplies we never had to go shop for it we would just that was my favorite thing that was getting the fresh pencils fresh fucking oh oh yes pencil pouch remember there was crayola and then there was rozart and rozart kind of oh i don't you know it was like oilier wasn't it rozart crayons would just like oh yeah you would go like all right here we go bro they came out like wax it was like more i met a girl who's like the air the heiress to rozart and she was like my family thought of rozart it was like really your crown sucks but she died laughing she really like she was surprised i oh yeah i need rozart wait she told you that she she was like oh i'm the air like how did you find out um what was it oh she was showing me a photo of her brother and her brother was like as a kid in a rozart ad and i'm like he modeled for rozart she's like well no this is my family she was doing yeah she showed you what she was doing i was like fascinating that's exactly what i would do what i would do too the one picture to show yeah right this is my brother my brother he's clearly in a commercial like obviously we're gonna ask dandelions coming back as a crayon color for crayola is it gray no it's yellow everyone it was like popular in the 90s for us as kids but then they got rid of it and then this girl on tiktok was like the number one biggest fan of dandelion she would collect all oh it was like mustard yellow yes i remember that good yellow that is a good yellow i remember it was like too bright and it was like you couldn't like get you great from dandelion i was thinking of like an it's like you just said dandelion in my head a dandelion is fucking great you're thinking of yeah what are those called dandelions oh that's what they turn into yeah when they die that honestly i had i had the same thought as zane i was like what i thought i was going crazy i thought i was going crazy yo i'm going kind of crazy i thought those were two separate like two i didn't know that i didn't even know i didn't even know that i thought they're always next to each other but i always thought it was just two different buds they grew together oh my gosh they're besties i forgot that yellow dandelions existed i didn't i didn't know dandelion was a flower i thought it was a fucking cotton ball what color are dandelions no i just whenever i think of dandelions or whenever i hear it i think of the white fuzzball i don't think it's the dandelion it's just yeah but it's dying dead and it's about to spread its seeds into the wind yeah that's a great little trivia like what's one thing that's more popular when it's dead oh that's good how they do that shit like what's more like the trick yeah i'm really bad at this that's yeah i thought there were two different flowers that's so funny did we all we all are finding this out for the first time all five of us so yeah because you never see it like happy happy it's just like overnight it just turns into this white puffball but can we watch like the evolution of it like yeah like yeah let's you know let's take the next hour oh because we okay we're gonna recognize all these phases and we're like oh okay okay it blooms and then here it goes oh okay oh okay so we see that a lot yes but i would think that means it's about to bloom and then it just goes into a dandelion yes that's it all makes it looks like trunchbulls about to pop out that flower yo i need to go touch some grass i have not gotten out touch some dandelions yeah just i need to go like just sit around in a field that's okay whoa what then what happens to this i guess we'll find out what happens to this i guess we'll find out what happens to this i guess we'll find out what happens to this i guess we'll find out what happens to this i bet it just like yeah what a beautiful way to die that what a beautiful death worthless actually it's kind of cute though it's a wish yeah it's like everyone's so insane or then you do like he loves me he loves me not maybe dandelion's my new favorite flower this is like wow that was like really deep like i my heart is yeah there's something emotional about that for sure or no i think my lump is back oh i thought i felt something what lump what yeah from the from the hot tub oh your folliculitis folliculitis i do want to just say thank you to the girls so remember the last episode i was on i told you about the hot guy who owned the coffee shop oh yeah we went through his uh instagram you also blocked everything out i didn't know because remember i was like shout him out we did i remember we're like just in case i got scared okay so so these girls who are viewers saw him on new year's at a bar and ran up to him because they knew exactly who i was talking about because no way it's very obvious if you know who he is like he's hot you know you know yeah you know you know so then he dm'd me and was like what so you guys don't support small businesses or something like that and i he said and i was like what i was like when i saw his name in my dms i was like oh my god um but yeah so some girls ran up to him was like oh my god this girl was talking about you on a podcast and um he's like wow didn't shout us out so saba surf so do we want to shout him out now we'll shout him out now yes saba surf okay so saba surf at saba surf that's his handle and is it that the name of the coffee shop oh the name is coffee so we don't need to shout him out are you going are you going on a date with like what's what's the what's the vibe nothing is he single still yeah because remember he had just kind of broken up we like dm'd for like a second but nothing anything okay i saw him at like a outside of a bar and i was like hot well i mean the fact he reached out to you first yes that says a lot he said and thank you i feel like some people came in so come in for free coffee which i have yet to do so you gotta go yeah you gotta go maybe i'll just head actually maybe yeah go right after this and then come back and give us an update because right that wave okay man no pun intended you have to you have to take these moments leah because you don't know what if what if this guy is your man and you want to make sure you do this before the before the show he actually should get me before the show that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying just like just to see just see what's going on there you know yeah no i'm so emotionally because because if you're if you're in a relationship season two you break up you cheat on him i don't know it could get crazy we can make a deal actually but hey for looks we should pretend to be in a relationship i'm gonna cheat on you in season two yeah i people who fake relationships is so crazy no it's actually wild yeah i heard a lot of the love island ones are fake i'm kidding i i just faked one with an older woman yeah right that was that was it i know you talked about it on basically but what zane the amount of dms i got from people that like leah it's not just every single person i know reached out to them because they were too scared to reach out to me why because because they thought it was real so they're i think they were just like we were here february uh february 12th right february 12th bella who helps me with content she's just like you should do something for valentine's day and i'm like no i didn't usually like do holidays so i'm just i don't i'm good and then i was like well i was like i just thought of something really because like what if i did a whole carousel with like just an older like a much older lady uh for valentine's day just as a joke obvious joke she's like okay let's do it and i was like no no that's unreal estate she finds this lady through a casting site yeah yeah and i and um so we we took the picture everybody was either confused reaching out thinking it was real thought it was ai i think i commented there are so many different like different reasons like why people were just confused and freaking out right i never i never showed a video for nothing it was just these pictures and a lot of people thought it was ai i thought well i was like he either hired someone or it's really good ai or you like perfected it ai did a bit like it looked really realistic i so i think actually remy came up with that either remy or danielle somebody came up with this idea like oh you should like post a carousel no no no not the carousel like bring her on do something and i was like and to me like i i don't like to take a bit too far like once i do it once i'm like the magic is done yeah it's done and the only reason why we did this was because he's brought up a good point the fact that you didn't do it was because i was like we're allowed to do one more bit with her and i thought bringing her to it basically where every like alicia we thought a pregnancy announcement would be the best yeah alicia's jealous remy's excited heath is like like yeah we just thought that would be really funny and so we did a whole bit where she came on and we had like a six minute conversation of how how we've been together for a year and i've been and just like it and obviously everybody watching you could tell it's like you know like it was fun we did it in good life and she who loved it more than anybody was her she loved it what's her name uh beth beth of course what's so awesome about beth is that when i on her casting thing it shows that she was on season one of beast games really and i did not i didn't recognize her and then when i went back i was like oh my god but i just thought that was another like oh that's so cool i love beast games i feel like she's a perfect was she in anything else we would know um she's like steel magnolia no yeah no no she uh she's only been doing this for four years that's so cool yeah really cool like hitting like a whole new like chapter in your life yeah that's literally we're talking about she said this is the most exciting years of her life and she's 78 your life can start when it's crazy and that made me so happy i was like oh my god that's amazing i'm glad that you're having fun doing this i'm glad that we can make yeah add to your excitement uh she it's so fucking hilarious i sent this yesterday and her bot you so you know in your bot uh actors or like people they'll put in their bio like you know um what they're known for what they're known for the shows some actors do that she put you she put she put this beast games comma at zane she's like she puts the date i was like i was like oh this really looks like we're dating now but you know she like put it like innocently she was just like in did you pay her did you pay her well can we talk about yeah yeah you want to know how much i paid her yeah 300 bucks that's not bad just for like an hour yeah i was like okay oh yeah easy it money go beth go beth she gets like a huge like 824 film and like it's me beth oh zane she's a good actor she's a good impression she killed it when we did that she was so good she was so good i love that she was so good and her whole story too she like we were talking a lot um and her store her whole story is like amazing i love her make a little tiktok yeah maybe maybe i am in love yeah he's falling for her hard falling hard life alert that's why he couldn't answer your question he's right still working through beth oh what was really cool also under uh a few comments under the video and also the picture were um were beast games uh uh players commenting on there because they recognize oh i saw that yes they're just like beth what the hell are you doing in here those comments are really funny that's everything oh that's great so funny everyone talks about how challenging it is to raise kids but what about protecting them outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks baby gates where do you even start well protect your kids with your kids with your kids with protect your home and auto is a great place to start progressive offers customized coverage options so you can be sure you have the right coverage for you and your loved ones they're basically the outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks and baby gates of insurance don't wait get your quote today at progressive.com progressive casualty insurance company affiliates and other insurers not available in all states 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usually work you have to do it a lot the problem is i just watch it and i'm like fuck not that i love it but i don't think i don't think you can do uninterested on ai content it's more like what the ai content the context of that yeah like that second one oh yeah the gym dicky keep my best entertain don't worry i'll take hard care of her this is ai like to me this is ai slop i like just random subcultures of ai like the shape store have you heard of that one or like the north shore they're like these just crazy worlds and these like i don't know it's so ones with a bed where like would you sleep in honey it's like oh i've seen those what kind of toilet paper you would like it's like it's like bubble wrap and shit and like balloons yeah like oh yeah the shape store the third video where that or go back like that guy like yo we're at the shape store it's like we're buying shapes like and it's just this like oh my god and none of this is real this is all ai but it's like these dudes who are like just obsessed about shapes they're driving these crazy fucking cars it looks like i'm like what the fuck is this like i get sucked deep into this it's so insane how good it is yeah because it looks like an old video that's crazy my friend is a um like a social media girl right but she makes like graphics and stuff but the stuff that she could write like add this this this and this with a person with a silhouette whatever and it's boom yeah she's like created did you see the one where um it was like they were uh it was a it was like in a abandoned warehouse or something a flashlight on the um it was like a flashlight i uh a fisheye type content okay and they were pointing at each like old viner and they'll do old yes and they're like and they're delaying like this like on the floor like it's like an old doll yeah like an old doll no no no i wasn't father kelson one it was like tumblr queen was the first one yeah the first one which was crazy and then connor franta was in one of like the o2l boys and stuff where are you now it's it's so it's really eerie no you should actually pull it up because it's like pretty crazy just type in um old old viner's ai i feel like it'll pop up tiktok is kind of really bad with searches it looks like it used to be good uh oh there it is but but it's like this but it's this it's exact this but it's uh with and the the humans look good too like the the people that they put in it looks good i know it's crazy it's pretty damn freaky zane have you done the uh the bridge in tampa yes that's the um that's the bridge we take every time we go to my grandparents is it really really steep i wouldn't say it's like video and it was like showing this like the bridge looked vertical yeah and i was like i it it looks immediately i started having night like when i was younger i used to have a reoccurring nightmare of going up a really vertical bridge and then going over and having to go straight down oh i've had those dreams oh i've been on this bridge this goes to saint pete yeah it's um uh heath it's not as vertical once you're on it it doesn't feel it's like an optical illusion yeah it's an optical illusion but like there was this picture where it looked like it it was straight up. And I was like, I've had that nightmare my whole life. And this is like the most accurate representation of that he kind of like the simpsons ride at universal that's right up and then just bam straight down that's i've had those i wonder if it's part of mall world have you heard about mall world this girl basically has this place she goes to in her dreams and she made an entire map of it and she posted on tiktok and everyone's like yo that's where i go in my dreams or i think she may have world or this is i think a video of a girl talking about it but it go to images mall world dreams she drew this massive uh map and everybody is always like oh my gosh no i've been there in the dreams and stuff non-functional highway heath or something like that i don't know if your dream is part of it but no it's pretty crazy and a lot of people think that like they go there when they sleep and this girl just you know what dreams uh shit is very cluttered in your dreams i don't dream things don't like me you don't dream you don't have a dream i know never remember my dreams ever so if i even when you wait like as soon as you wake up you don't like wow there's times where i wake up and i remember i had one maybe but i can't tell you like the details um the only times i ever remember a dream is if it's scary but those are very very very rare for me to have oh but i do not dream and i don't know what that means but you want to know what's really weird mariah keeps getting flashbacks to dreams when she was really young every time she feeds tony you want to know what's really weird mariah keeps getting flashbacks to dreams when she was really whoa she'll she'll be feeding tony and she'll just remember some wild dream that she had when she was younger and she was like it happened so much so i looked it up apparently that's a thing oh it's like a hormonal just response from yeah wait she'll she'll she'll just be like feeding him and then all of a sudden just like show a dream will pop in her head she had like 10 years ago wow what that's so random and she never thought of these dreams before she'll be like oh my gosh i remember that dream that's weird do you guys like listening to people's dreams though because there's nothing sometimes like hey y'all want to hear about something that didn't happen oh my god my dream last night and i'm like if it's over a minute i don't want to listen to it like really just give me this it's not good or it's not like a part of like i don't know something that could happen in real life or like whatever like i don't want to hear that you were in a jungle and like died do you think dreams do you think dreams mean something though because sometimes sometimes yeah because like one dream that i like remember i i think about a lot which i can't believe my brain even thinks about it i can't believe my brain even thinks about it i can't there was um and you guys have heard this one before but i've had multiple dreams whereas my dad like i was stuck in this like dark dark like mansion and my dad is trying to murder me my dad my father who i have like no i've had a dream with my dad and i always thought that was so weird like why is my brain going there like why is my dreams going there when i've never had anything negative or like bad yeah with my dad where like i feel like he wants to murder me so that's why i'm throughout the day and it's like rapid neurons firing and then the way we make sense of things is through stories and like that's weird it's just this whole mishmash i've even had friends tell me oh my god i had a dream about you last night but it wasn't you and i'm like what yeah it was a different face but it was you um i was gonna say like some people that like break down dreams it could mean like you having this you know dream that your dad's gonna kill you could be you know you're scared of disappointing him and you have fear of disappointing him and that fear translate in will translate into your dreams right that you know he's gonna be killing you like you're scared but it has nothing to do with that but you're just scared to disappoint him or something like it could be totally or maybe maybe he wants to kill me like in my dream last night there was a there was a moment where i was like running really frantically and i thought there were like there were puddles of water and then the puddles of water were like pee and i was disgusted by it i'm like oh god that's pee there's more pee and i realized it was i think it was because our bidet like i don't know went out of commission or there's something i need to fix on the toilet and i think like that's that was like one tiny detail of my day that manifested into like i don't know plumbing or thinking things in our house aren't working and it just was pee on the ground and i all think it's because of my bidet need to adjust like what you're stressing about that day there's always the falling dream yeah falling um that's like a sign of stress isn't it oh yeah he's falling out sometimes i get shards of glass in my hand there's things like or i meet a celebrity and i'm trying to like to take a picture but the camera doesn't work it's like that's real life yeah no i wouldn't but it's it's things like that where i'm like oh my gosh this is so crazy i gotta remember this and i can't capture the photo i'm the complete matt this is so funny i'm the complete opposite when i see celebrities in my dream because celebrities in my dream they're like friend we're almost like friends yes where i'm doing everything to be as normal as possible where i don't pull out my phone and take a picture with them because i want to feel yeah i want to feel normal and connected with them that's really funny you brought up like i i like imagine trying to take a picture of a celebrity in your dream like i can't i don't even know if i've ever been on my phone but it's really funny i don't even know if i've ever been on my phone but it's really consensual like in the moment like it's just so cool i'm hitting it off with them and like this photo is about to happen and i'm like fuck it's not working also i get really uh i get mind blown by deja vu like yeah i've never had that i had it i get it all the time i get all the time yeah and what is it dude have they figured out what deja vu is i heard when i was a kid uh in my like eighth grade physical science class that the theory behind deja vu is that like time and space exist on a plane right yeah and in the future uh or fuck how does it go there's a moment that causes a wave or like a gravitational wave that will send a moment from the future back in time and it kind of like interacts with that that frequency of processing and then just like a wave pulling back out it it evens out so then when you reach that point that was waved back you have this like flashback of like oh i've been here before yeah and it's very brief like it's also it's just yeah whoa and then you're trying to put your finger on it how's this happen or like i don't know like yeah i i don't like it because every time i get deja vu i think it means i'm about to die oh my god because like i i almost see it as like this is a deja vu because this is the last thing i see before i die so if i'm like driving i'll be like oh my gosh i got deja vu and i'm like i'm about to get into a wreck i'm about to die right now like you feel like you've done this before you're like oh my gosh i got deja vu and i'm like i'm about to get into a wreck before right freak out everyone talks about how challenging it is to raise kids but what about protecting them outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks baby gates where do you even start well protecting your home and auto is a great place to start progressive offers customized coverage options so you can be sure you have the right coverage for you and your loved ones they're basically the outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks and baby gates of insurance don't wait get your quote today at progressive.com progressive casualty 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not like really drinking right it blacked out just a few days ago i could think because i hadn't been drinking i was drinking a bunch of margaritas right but i got home and i was digging through my work bag to find my charger and i remember being like i can't find the freaking cord like where is it and then i remembered i let my friend borrow it so she must have it and then i remember going to bed digging for my charger and it wasn't in the bag and i remember sitting here being like i feel like i've been here before but i feel like that's not deja but i guess i was just drunk but when i was at the regal movie theater down in dania point or whatever and i was walking out of withering heights i had this moment of deja vu where i'm like i've been here before but i'm like but i'm in fort lauderdale at a movie theater i've never been here before but sometimes it's like but i've walked out of movie theaters before sometimes it's just patterns of experiences you've had and it might be a little bit different but you're like perceiving it differently too maybe it's just because i'm like a strong person like you know mentally strong so like i just don't get deja vu you know what i mean well i've been doing deja vu wrong so yeah so there's different theories but it's i guess the first one let's just run with this a brief disruption in the memories with one arriving just milliseconds after the other other causing a sense of repetition not as fun it almost feels like if you go somewhere and you recognize it like damn i've been here when i was like a kid like it looks familiar like you're like i remember this but i don't know why or how i remember it oh okay like you're like oh i've seen this before this is weird maybe i've had maybe i definitely maybe i've had those moments maybe maybe i've definitely had it now you'll recognize them yeah yeah okay i'm gonna next time it happens i'm gonna i'm gonna text you oh i just bought a puzzle i want to start testing my brain how many pieces let's talk puzzle like 500 three what's it up let me start small some kittens in a basket a fruit what is up with you and fruit sorry well you know puzzles are good i do like puzzles are you a person if you finish a puzzle do you try to keep it or you just destroy it and say that was fun i'm just trying to do new activities yeah puzzles are great i love watching videos of puzzle competitions we're like a bunch of people are at tables and they and they have to try to solve it within like minutes and some people are really good at it. There's really a competition for everything. You can make anything. And is it like winning? You win money at those? Probably. So how does that work? Who pays for it? Does everybody put their money in a pot, and then the winner gets it all? It's like standard tournaments. Oh, okay, okay. Like registration fees and stuff. Every time. I have a soup bowl. Do you win money? You know me, man. We host a Super Bowl, and everyone brings a soup. Yes. And then you don't know whose soup is whose, and we vote for the best and the worst, but everyone has to enter with like $10 to play or whatever. Got it. And then the worst soup. It's shamed. I remember you doing that with Jordan. Did Jordan win or lose? Jordan was raving about his soup. Jordan had the worst soup. Oh, the worst. Bro, it was so bad. He goes, I'm making Grammys, like something, something, and it was quite, I was like, you didn't do Grammys. I was like, you did your grandma dirty. Unless this is grandma's recipe. Did you guys come? I think you guys came. Yeah. It was for his birthday, right? I think so, yeah. So we were eating hot soup in the middle of June. That was another thing. That's right. And then it turned into like a rap fest. Yeah. We were all just sitting on Jordan's lawn and everyone was rapping. I love that. Because he's good at freestyling. He is. He is. I've always been so envious of people who could do that because I feel like I should be able to, but my brain doesn't work that fast. Yeah. You know what? I'm the same way. Yeah. I feel like I should, but I just can't. I'm impressed by the TikTokers that freestyle rap on live while they're like playing video games. Whoa. And they just rap about what they're doing. What's going on. It's nuts. But they have like a full instrumental and vocal processing. So it sounds like a real song. Whoa. Are you guys going to Coachella? I don't think so. Unless like a work opportunity happens. I'm kind of the same. It's the same shit every time. And it kind of stresses me out. Like prepping for Coachella, getting the right outfits. It's a lot. Even when I'm there, I'm like, I'm just anxious about entering the festival, meeting up with people. We're also, I think it's an older mindset too. Like we're getting older. Like it's, I feel like with that, that stuff is just stresses out more, which is why adults don't go to that shit or older people don't go to that shit. I camp. So you'd think that mine would be a little more stressful, but I actually like the camping aspect of it. I think people love, I think people that do camping, Coachella, I think they, they see it from a different perspective. And it's more like, I think you guys, like, I think car camping people appreciate the festival, festival more because it's like, you're waiting in that long line to get in. Cause I remember when we, when we did car camping, I remember we appreciated the festival more, like getting there. We wanted to get there first, as soon as the festival open. Well, it's just nice to keep going back. You can get drinks, go back inside the thing. And then they do the night, the silent discos. Oh yeah. But I've had so many, I've done so many Coachella's. I've had plenty of memories doing it. I'm like, is it, I don't know. It is crazy. How many like years? And I've enjoyed all of them. Yeah, I know. But it's just like, I do think it's cool that Justin Bieber's there, but I feel like it almost is going to give like an over, I don't really love a huge crowd. And I know that that would be massive. He hasn't performed right. And how long? Yeah. I mean, it's going to be insane. And Sabrina was like a couple of years ago. Yeah, I'm surprised they have her. Back again. So soon. And Ima would be good. What's it called? Headlisting? Headlining. Headlining. Headlisting. Geese. I want to see Geese. And I want to see Turnstile. Oh, how does the rest of it there? Dijon. Okay, it's pretty good. This is a good lineup. It's pretty good. Yeah, but I am going to Tortuga. You are? The one in Florida? We've never been there. It was, that looks fun. It was the most ratchet I've ever been in my life. Heath, we should go. It's so fun. That's fun. Tortuga, Turtle Festival. And it's all in the sand. So you're just at a beach party. It's like pirate, it's like pirate themed, right? It's Coachella in the sand. No. No, what? You're seeing a Gasparilla maybe in Tampa. Oh, maybe. What's the vibe of? It's just Coachella on the water. On the water. Oh, okay. It's almost like Hangout Fest too, that they do on like the Gulf Shores as well, which is a lot of fun. A little less like, obviously like flashy. A beach festival does sound fun, but it's like the sand is hot. So you're like barefoot. Yeah. And then like, you don't want to wear shoes and just walk around in the sand at a festival all day. It's like, Oh, and you know, that pool is nasty. And then just the bars after is so fun. Who is at that festival getting in a damn pool? Like then you're in like a, then you're in like a wet, damp swimsuit. You dry up in literally two minutes. It's so hot. You say that until you're like wasted and you're like, you feel like you're in a pool. Oh, man, that looks good. You're just like, I don't know. You just start chafing and shit. Like, I don't know. That doesn't look that packed. Like the pool area. That doesn't look like it, but yeah, it is very packed. Is that like VIP? Is that like you're paying extra to be in there? No, that's just general. Do you wear swimsuits that have the liner, the underwear liner? Uh, yeah. I hate it. Some, some I do. Some are really great. I love Duven. They have a really good, nice thin liner that like, is not like the nineties mesh one. Yeah, I do. Sometimes it depends how long I know I'm going to be in a swimsuit or wear briefs like underneath it. No, I can't, I can't do the liner. I cut every single one. I get it rough, especially like at the beach. It's like salty, sandy. Oh, he, oh, it literally gives me, uh, I cuts, like cuts and burns. Yeah. I don't know how people do it. You were also really weird about your underwear. Man. Yeah. Very specific. Yeah. Because I don't like it too tight. I, the material is very important too. Cause I get like swamp ass. I, I would get swamp ass. So I, I need like the right, I need the right underwear. Yeah. Yeah. It just has something loose on you. I, my favorite, my favorite underwear right now is ones I found on Tik TOK shop. Some guy made them and I was like, cause I, I always buy new underwear just because I was like, that's why I remember that. Cause you always try. They're always like, yeah, what size are you? We have a B D and that's all I had to say. You know, that's all I have to say. Also Heath, I just want to add that your baby's actually the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. Thank you. Because I don't have to say that, you know what I mean? But I wanted to let you know that he's actually so cute. It's funny cause he looks like Mariah with your face. We were just talking about that. I was like, I feel like he has my features, but looks like Mariah. Yes. Cause I was looking at him and I was like, that's Heath, but looks like an Italian Heath almost. It's so weird. My brother, my brother, um, he is married to someone who is a GN. So she's like got dark features, but the baby is like Brown, but looks just like my brother. So they call him Daniel. It's funny cause it has his features, but her coloring. And so it's Daniel bars. Nice. It's, it's crazy that like offspring works like that. It's just weird. It's so weird. And I feel like too, I feel like all the kids you guys have, I feel like they're each going to look different. I hope. And we're going to end it right there, guys. Thank you so much for tuning into another episode of Zane and Heath unfiltered. 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