FBI Agents ARRESTED, Charged With LYING To Congress About Hunter Biden Laptop w/ Alex Stein

It has begun my friends X FBI officials have been arrested in the Hunter Biden laptop probe. This is Trump DOJ going after the deep state. And fortunately, it's just like, you know, a week before the midterm. So it may just to be a big October surprise, but the Ilhan Omar story is of course picking up steam. She really should recently should a statement saying her name has always been Ilhan Omar and she went and voted everyone saying, yeah, no, that's not the case. New information was published showing that her sister said their dad is Ahmed Nurset Elmi. And then you've got the posts from the guy she married who claimed that her children were his nieces, which kind of just sounds like she married her brother. So we'll talk about all of that. Randy Fine is vowing to expel her from Congress. That's big news. And then of course, Ethan Klein, those are not familiar. I think most of you are. He's a YouTube staple for almost two decades was just revealed to have been cheating on his wife. And the H3 podcast is over. Now I know it's not the biggest of news, politics, you know, whatever, but this is a major podcast. I mean, he's got millions of subscribers. This is one of the biggest podcasts in the world ending because it was revealed he was cheating on his wife. So we're going to talk about all of that and a whole lot more. We got the we got a fun crew here hanging out. We got Alex Stein prime time Alex Stein. Make sure to get some big booty Latina coffee at Casbrue.com. And then guys, tonight we have a lot to talk about. I feel like we're going to be dunking on Ethan Klein a lot, but I definitely don't want to forget to dunk on Elano Mars. So let's get the party started. Indeed indeed. Uh, who's next? Do we want to say you want to Olivia Rondo, formerly of the show, maybe like four or five years ago at this point. Has it been that long? Olivia? Oh, yeah. It's been a minute. But I used to write when Tim Cass News was up in full swing and now I'm currently at Breitbart. Oh, right on. And I'm Rebecca. I work at the Daily Caller and I just joined Tim Cass crew, which is exciting right on. Let's go. Excited to be here. I mean, it's like it's actually really crazy for there to be more than one female and like it's usually crazy. Oh, boy. Boy. Yeah. I know this is. I know. This is a feminine cast. I actually like the Tim because you know our ultra masculine we're ultra alpha. Two alpha. We're two alpha for some time. So now we need a little bit of the neutralizing force. Yes. We need a neutralizing force. Also we're good friends in real life. So I feel like. And Tim and I are like best friends. So maybe it's going to be like two on two. So like, wow, it's going to get spicy. But no, I'm actually unironically very happy that we have two beautiful young ladies you know on this. So true. So true. Let's get to what we do. Guys, go to Casprue.com and buy coffee. You need coffee. I know you need coffee. We got great coffee. Some say the best. 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See, now we got to fix that because it's listed under products, Dr. Alex Dines, big booty Latina love potion. Alex Dines is not a doctor. No. Guaranteed, despise things up in the bedroom, not Guaranteed, despise things up in the bedroom. Well, kind of, Guaranteed. Half-guaranteed. Kind of is. All right. Here's the news. Yo, it's, I don't know why they post this on a Friday. If you want an October surprise, this news should not be on a Friday. X FBI officials arrested and hunter Biden laptop probe. Check this out. Cash Patel posted. Two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Cole, Flores and Bradley, Benavides, were taken into custody today on charges of allegedly lying to Congresses as allegedly about their involvement in the FBI's investigations into Hunter Biden. The charges stem from an ongoing investigation into these since dissolved FBI foreign influence task force. More sled the FITF as a deputies and director for the mid 2019 to 22. Benavides was the FITF sector chief from 2019 through 2020 election. Both testified that the FITF was not involved in the Hunter Biden investigation, documentary evidence, contemporaneous communications and witness accounts contradict their testimony. Flores is also on record privately claiming to be running a shadow government during the 2020 election in her role on the FITF, lying to Congress by senior FBI official strikes the heart of our system. No one is above the law. The FBI has already dismantled the corrupt CR-15 squad that engaged in political weaponization, targeting their opponents, including President Trump. So we got this. We got the deep state lady from Northern Virginia. She got arrested too. Ilhan Omar is, I'm sorry, Ilhan Nursed Elmi, Said Elmi, is facing criminal indictment. I mean, this is pretty good stuff, right, Daleks? You know, I mean, Tim, I want to say like this is great. I think with Ilhan Omar, obviously with Homeland Security investigations on her, there is something there. I do think that they're going to try to get some sort of political win with all this. But at the same exact time, like when it goes to the Hunter Biden laptop, personally, I feel like they stole the 2020 election. I don't know how much we can say on YouTube. It was the most fair. The meal. I feel like I only have a little bit of evidence. It's an emotion, not a thought. It's not a sneaky suspicion. It's just a sneaky suspicion. I speculate that they stole the 2020 election because when it came to mail in ballots, Joe Biden won all 50 states when it came to in-person voting, Donald Trump won all 50 states during the 2020 election. So my point is, if they did, quote unquote, potentially cheat, would it have mattered if they actually exposed the election? Yeah, but no, that makes sense, though, because Trump's voters are all like mega ch-chats who are like super ripped. So they went and voted in person because they like the exercise and Democrats are all obese and lazy, and they just voted by mail. So actually, it wasn't stolen. That's what they tell you. That's the story. It's like such nonsense. They got to be like, our voters are fed. But I'll tell you this much, though, you know, the continuation of going after Hunter Biden and I don't know this. I'm not a legal expert, but I'm pretty sure Joe Biden gave him a blanket pardon before we left office. So it's like, is this just more political theater, Tim, or are we actually going to get somebody? Because when it comes to Elon Omar, this is what I'm frustrated about. George Santos is a friend of yours, a friend of mine. We love George Santos, right? But what screwed George Santos? He did a little campaign. Crime? He committed. Well, everybody does a little campaign finance fraud. He's spent a little, they donated $100,000. What among us is that? Camden campaign finance fraud. A little bit of only fans. Tammy was going to get back to his constituents. That procedure was in his voting district. So my point is this, the crimes he committed, though, I do think are like, you know, in a minuscule in comparison to the crimes that other people are committing on Capitol Hill. But what caused George Santos to be, you know, impeached from Congress was that Republicans actually voted against him. So do you think we're going to see that same thing from the Democrats when it comes to Elon Omar, no matter if there's a lot of evidence or little evidence, do you think they will actually throw it at the risk? Oh, circle the wagons around her. Exactly. Barack Obama's already come out to her defense. So that's why just, you know, be funny if Barack Obama was like this targeting ill and Omar is wrong. You know, I can relate to being from a foreign country. I mean, Donald Trump wouldn't be president if it wasn't for Barack Obama's fake birth certificate. But I did not care. Anybody says his birth certificate has to be fake. Have you looked and actually broke Obama's family? So I was talking about this yesterday when the birth certificate thing came out Obama. I'm like, I'm not, I'm not, I was not super political. I was kind of like, yeah, whatever. Yeah. Me too. I had friends who were graphic designers. And I'm not kind of like, I called like four or five of my friends because the first thing I was one of my friends was like, hey, his, this is fake. And I was like, what do you mean it's fake? And they were like, it's layered. And I was like, I don't know what that means. And they're like, I do Photoshop for a living. When you load his birth certificate, it comes in layers. They were like a scanned image. It can change your contrast. And they can see like, if a layered been added to it or how can they, no, no, a scanned image has no layers. A scanned image is a scanned image is a single layer. The fact that it has layers, they were like, this means that someone went in and added these after the fact. And I was like, no, you've got to be mistaken. And they were like, this dude said to me, he's like, bro, there's literally no explanation for how a scanned image would have layers. I'm sorry, it's just, and this guy's like a liberal city guy who like voted for Obama. And so I had up one of my friends who I knew also did web dev stuff and graphic design. And I just asked him, I was like, is it possible to scan an image and then have it produce layers? And he goes, no. And I was like, I'm going to ask you again, if I scanned an image of a document with like a signature on it, is there any way that if I loaded it in Photoshop, like the signature would be movable? And he goes, no, what are you talking about? And I was like, did you look at Obama's birth certificate? And he was like, no, and I'm like, why don't you pull in? He calls me back later and he's like, what the, dude? This is weird. I'm like, these were normal, guys, now I'm not saying I think it's fake. I'm saying, this is what people were saying at the time and I was like, man, don't look at me. I don't know anything about it. Right? Well, I do know a little bit about it. And if you actually look at Obama's grandmother, white woman, and she allegedly was a like financier. She was in charge of the finances for CIA operations that were happening out of the country. That's just what they say. But at the same exact time, Barack Obama, I believe, did his kindergarten and first and second grade in Indonesia, Tim, you know this, right? I don't know if you knew this, but that's where he's, when he first went to elementary school in Indonesia, because there's a lot of oil and gas. And that is how he supposedly connected to the Bush families because the Bush had oil and gas interests in Indonesia at the same exact time. So my point is, I think he is like an asset of the CIA. I think he is a fake creation. I know that might sound crazy, but I don't think he was born in America. I think he's connected to CIA. And they turned a smooth talking half black, half white guy into arguably one of the most as popular politicians in the world. - The document thing, the birth certificate thing is kind of sloppy, like if it was such a high profile story, like, you know, where this guy is from. Is there a way to, I don't know, like rescan it or make it so that it's like not so obviously-- - I would think so, after-- - Well, wasn't it a Hawaiian birth certificate, if I remember right? - I don't remember. - You guys, Hawaii is like barely a state. You know what I mean? They're still like, it's like an island town, Olivia. I mean, you know, you can even have rules there. So like, oh my gosh, how easy would it be? I mean, look at Elan Omar, a perfect example. One of the lies that she's been caught in is the fact that her dad on the immigration documents put that she was 17, so she wouldn't be subject to deportation when they immigrated here. So it's not unusual for a foreign person to lie on birth documents. It happens in the majorly baseball all the time to Dominican players lie about being younger than really. - I just think like, the birth certificate thing to me is stupid, you know, when everyone's like, we wanted the birth certificate, I'm like, but Elan Omar having a fake name. It's like, this is different. This is very different. - I can't believe more stuff about Elan didn't come out earlier. I mean, it really did like eight years ago by like independent journalists that were slandered as like racist. - In 2010. I think she got elected in 2010, or I mean, in 2018, I believe it as soon as-- - Yeah, around that time, people had started pulling up her divorce documents because she basically got a legal separation or divorce from her breastband. - Well, that is funny. You gotta make that go fast, brother. You really are a good writer, brother. I haven't heard that one yet, Elan, that is. - I can't take credit for that. - I can't take credit for that, oh, thank you. But so in her divorce decree, she claimed that she had no idea where he was. Like, they never went to court to finalize her divorce. She claimed I have no contact with him. I have no idea where he is. And like, in this degree, you have to, it's a legally binding document that you sign saying, I don't even know how to get into contact with him. I can't contact his family. But at the same exact time, his LinkedIn profile showed that he was a web developer for Ilhan Omar's sister's website. And she was based in Africa at the time. It wasn't Somali, it was another East African country. It might have been Kenya at the time. But he was working on her sister's website while Ilhan was claiming that she had no contact with him. And that's why they just rushed the divorce and he never had a show up in court. So, I mean, even if he wasn't a breastband, she's still lied about not having contact with him. He was clearly close to the family. And of course, there was the other posts on his own social media saying that her children were his nieces or nephews or whatever. Oh, yeah, it's true, though, there's a pattern. Yeah, I learned it was true because the internet told me. Well, I asked all the AI's and they were like, yes, her husband claimed her children were his nieces. Like, I'm gonna say this again, AI told me that Ilhan Omar's husband claimed that Ilhan Omar's daughter was his niece. I've seen the archives. That means their brother is dead. I've seen the archives post. His whole social media is wiped now but I've seen the archive post. Well, you know, another reason why I think he's guilty 'cause he didn't even live in the United States. He lives in the UK, the breastband. So, it's like he doesn't want to face any sort of, you know, legal ramifications. That's probably why he's in the UK. I'm guessing, I just speculate. He was back in, I mean, I think his citizenship was in the UK, but he was back and forth between UK and Africa. 'Cause the sister has some type of like telehealth company in Eastern Africa. And so he was developing her website at the time. So I think he's, he might still, I'm not sure if it's he's in Somalia but he's definitely in between UK and Africa. - Have you heard the rumor he's gay? - No. - Rumor? - Yeah, I mean, okay. Well, I mean, we don't know that he's gay but yeah, it's pretty shit. - Honestly, a lot of like, I think this is like a third world Instagram thing where they try to like, mage with like female filters and it comes across as gay. - Extremely. - I mean, Somali, they would like behead a gay person. - Yeah, but he doesn't live in Somalia. - That's where the reason that they study came. - And the New York Post said, they have no evidence of any other in, like relationships with women. They were like, the only evidence of him having a relationship with a woman is his sister. - Mm. - That's the red flag, that's the red flag. - She was trying to get her out of the box. - It's toxic Somali city. - This is like the perfect opportunity for Alex Cooper to be like Ilhan. You have to come on the pod. - Yeah. - And then for her to just be like, - Call her daddy. - Everything. - She's like, that's fine. She's running circles around Ilhan Omar being like, she was your brother wasn't it, like that way, she'd be into it. She's a lady. - Yeah, she would probably be like, - She would be like, what's even wrong with banging your brother? - Yeah. - I feel like-- - I feel like-- - She's also like, who is a weirdo? Oh, Nikki Glazer, she has like weird things about-- - Yeah, the comedian, yeah. Well, she's in to open relationships. - Yeah. - She likes to watch her guy be with another woman. - Oh, I remember that. - Which that is weird. - Alex, take some version of the guy. It's like the guy version of that. It's weird to watch. - It's weird, but like that show is the perfect venue for it to just like get to the truth. - What did Kamala's interview come out with? - Which one? - Kamala Harris, suppose he didn't interview. - Kamala. (laughing) - Kamala, what are you talking about? I don't know how to say her name. - What's up? - Whatever her name is. - What's up? - Did you see her, had that rally where she like, tried to do some quote and then no one clapped her cheer, and then she was like, I'm gonna say that again. Like, it was like a jab, it was like a please clap. - Please clap. - She lied about working him McDonald's. She committed Stolen McValler to me. Stolen McValler is worse than Stolen Valor, because it doesn't make me in son of. - Well, I don't care what it means, but I'm saying, listen, I respect every man and woman in uniform, but I don't care how many people you've blown up in Afghanistan. There's nothing harder than working at a McDonald's in Dallas, Texas or Washington, D.C., dealing with homeless people that are urinating all over the country. - Did it right after this happened, Trump did like the McDonald's. - Of course, he told her. I mean, that was brilliant. - But did lie about that. - Yeah. - Yeah, it means son of. Yeah, well, so he's the son of a bee. - I kinda missed that one. - I missed Kamala. I wish you-- - McValler. - You think she's gonna be the nominee? - I mean, yeah. - Yeah, you're gonna win, too. - I mean, so she was just in Vegas. What was she doing in Vegas? Did you see that? - She'll win. - No, you're saying that sarcastically. - I think that we're finding out more polls are fake again today. - Yes. - Like, this is wild. So all of this hype about Democrats have been fake the whole time, but Democrats believe they're winning. So when Republicans win, they're gonna be like, they're cheating. - Yeah, but I mean, well, you're actually kind of trying. And they're gonna riot. - Well, do you remember New York Times? - We're gonna shut it down. And they're gonna be like, "Trump's illegitimate." - Well, New York Times had Hillary Clinton had a 99% chance to win on the day of the election. - Oh, that was one of the best days of my life. I was watching the New York Times at the little meter, and it was like 99% and then every hour, it's like just slowly going down. And I'm like, what the hell is it? And then finally, it hits like Trump wins 100%. - And that's back when the New York Times still had like a modicum of respect. You know, people are like, "Oh, this is the best." - Yeah, it was trusted. - Election polling. - Yeah, well. - Why? - I miss Kamala's accents. I love that every rally, it's like you didn't know who you were going to do. - Ayo, she does that. Ayo, she, yeah. - Yeah, but like Kamala's the bluest person. - Kamala was better 'cause she was sometimes drunk. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, it wasn't her. She was so fun about it. I love you, Vock. It was so good. I love it so much. - I'm in a blue dress. - Yeah. - Remember, she just couldn't, she had no improvisation. - She was that woman that was like going up to her and there was the photo of her almost touching her for it to the swim and she's like, "You're not gonna die. "You're not gonna die." Do you know what I'm saying? - No. - She's like, "I won't let you die." Like it was the weirdest, that was such a fever dream. That whole election was like on the border. Was this how it sounded? No, it was like some, it could have been it. It was like some libbed out lady. I want to say she had the N95 on in the big 2-4 and she was like Kamala, they're trying to kill us. That's crazy. - Yeah, what a fun time, I missed that. - What do you think is gonna happen, Alex? - You're the prophet of the conspiracy theorist resident. No one comes to Elan Omar unless her own side throws her to the walls, which I'm not. - I don't know, I mean like the elections. Like what's gonna happen? Like Democrats are gonna win. - I do think it's gonna be probably, they're gonna take the house. I don't know why do you think that because the fake pulls trick you? - Well, it's not even that though because I talk to the people like, Brandon Herrera is gonna win. I think we can just lock that in right now, all the way. - Yeah, but he didn't you here. They just said that he wanted to put kittens in Chinese food restaurants. - Yeah, and they said that he was like, because he made a joke about mine comp. They tried to label him a Nazi's, - He was insulting it. - Yeah, he was exactly making fun of it. And they just tried to, you know, of course spin it. But luckily he's running against Katie, Badea, Stout, or Scout, whatever. I think it's Stout and she's like 500 pounds can't even like, you know, operate physically. So I think it's just like a slam dunk that he's gonna win. But if you just look at a lot of the other races and I'm talking about, you know, for Congress specifically, 'cause I know the Senate race is only two. Luckily the conservatives were able to kind of gerrymandered some districts, so it won't be a bloodbath. Like, you know, the left is speculating, but I do think it is probably. - I was, you know, I was a Nazi yesterday. I was, I was bawling when I found out that Lindsey Graham was gay, 'cause he's like a role model. - Oh my God. Did you see that? (laughing) - And then you know, but you know what? I didn't like people. - People are going after a turning point, you say they're like, oh my God, why didn't they call him out for being gay? It's like, people just want to pick other people to attack after the fact. Just like that it's-- - It's ten points false, I didn't get exposed. - Well, here's what I was thinking last night. I tweeted this, I was like, it must be so brutal for the opposition research team. Like, they got this banger documentary with three male escorts, like, we got Lindsey Graham, and then Graham dies, and they're just like, what should we do and like, release it anyway? And I got, I got liberals, like commenting, imagining they're like, this is a big deal. And I'm like, he's dead. - Yeah. - No, I put his sister was running, and I'm like, doesn't matter. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Is she gay? - And his part was, like, and he only left me $100 on the stage. - And that was bad, yeah. - And he was taking pictures of when he was young, like, that's back before a camera phone. - I don't-- - Alex, I was surprised by now, he was stingy. I was like, I honestly thought he'd be one of the more straight ones. - I need, I need your help on this one, Alex, 'cause like, we're the, like, I don't understand how a guy guy could do these things with with with lens gram unless he was actually into it because like like let me let me let him says like a like a woman paying a guy she can be like not into it but just you know do whatever the guy wants but like a dude has to be into it you know I'm saying no not like not a gay dude they're he probably filled them up with like ketamine and all kinds of drugs yeah I think it's the opposite I feel like I feel like these women actually especially the ones that are professionals that actually get paid have sex they probably have more of a qualms or more hesitation when they deal with some ugly fat guy I feel like gay guys they'll have sex with anybody so I mean I'm not surprise at all they know but just like what I'm saying is you know if if these guys walked into her with a naked lensi gram how do they not just throw up uncontrolled mean like from a physical standpoint they have to be ready to they got to be like let's go but like one look at all lady bugs and you'd probably your stomach would leave your body and like your stomach would literally come out of your throat I mean Tim we're dealing with people that are probably addicted to fentanyl and heroin and methamphetamine like that's most of the people that are in the sex industry you know you know it'd be really funny actually if like lensi gram wasn't gay and because he's dead he can't defend himself so they just got three random gay guys and it's all fake I wouldn't be surprised but it's like he's not even running for office he's dead like what are they doing just like desecrating but was it was that the big October surprise though was that supposed to be yes that was but then I think the biggest October surprise was Vivek's unforestation or going after Amy act and I was that why why do you think so you don't think that was an unforestation I just don't care well I know but if you just kind of look at it from a non-political standpoint oh one no no no no no Vivek Ramaswamy's mistake was supporting H1B yo doll oh my god he's made he's made you know how yo countless mistakes but I'm just saying his latest one and then doubling down if I was him I would have said I had nothing to do with that change votes though I feel like I definitely thought that was a crazy ad to put out really why um I think it just it always it never says right with me when you trot the family out to den out somebody and it didn't survive with me when it's the other side either do you see what they did the brother comes out and says she abused us and she abused Amy more than me it's like yeah they all deserve each other yeah but two wrongs don't make a right to him you know that just because they acted you know wrong well so Amy's mom isn't allowed to be like I don't like my daughter well if Amy's mom stayed with the boyfriend and the molester when she was 12 yeah Amy's mom belongs to give in prison or hell which she's probably going about what is that is that the issue yeah I do Amy Amy Amy agents mom is like don't vote for her because the boyfriend I had like abused her well she that wasn't her point she said that she loves her daughter but she supports her or she doesn't support her for governor but she's a liar I think the lying is what the the big thing was in her and it's also devolved into like a bigger political problem for public ends like now reporters are constantly asking the president about like what he did yeah JD Vance you know JD Vance's son is named Vivek after Vivek Ramaswamy his school that is a little weird that is and I you know I have a viral video where I ask Vivek about it and he's just kind of like nonchalantly he's just kind of brushed me off but that is I mean I'm naming my so I'm naming my son Alex I'm time yeah I know well that's not weird though I mean that's not weird at all unless you become vice president and then I'm running for governor then it might be weird but I will say this so when it comes like JD Vance's connections and you come to Vivek Ramaswamy I do think Tim and I want to get your opinion and definitely Olivia and Rebecca's it's almost like they're trying to screw over JD Vance because they want the Ted Cruz neocon they want Magger's Rubio well I don't know I maybe Rubio but I'm sure they want to dance on the grave of Magger they want the neocons to come back in power I think that's all obvious and I don't know if JD Vance if they're gonna let him lead that coalition JD Vance is the tallest is he that's all I guess but I mean it's all that matters it does what common hair is Marco Rubio my hair is demanded a smaller podium so that on camera she looked as big as Trump there is something true to that they say a short candidate subconsciously you have less respect for this is what one of the women can never win really no that's not true women can't win not only because of height but because of the pitch of their voice yeah it's true especially somebody with the kind of a high shrill shape always yeah and same with Hillary well I'm gonna say something misogynistic and I don't mean to be misogynistic it's boy cast I thought Camila Harris would do a little better Kamila Camila whatever you guys know it's funny sorry she got crushed and you know what I do think it's because she's a woman I'm telling you I agree I do think it's oh times Trump ran against a woman I mean we could debate what actually happened in 2020 but both times they put a woman against him but who do you think it is you think it's the gay guys refusing to vote for that are on the left or who on the left it's it's men and women both I don't think I was gonna say I don't think women I mean I think they're consciously a lot of women are like it's just some lady it's like I I'll tell you this right now a woman will openly say they wouldn't at least like a hysterical person like Kamila I they're these videos on Instagram have you ever seen them Alex where it's uh there's like a guy in a sales call and there's a sales guy reacting to the call and it will be like a guy's in the phone he goes so tell me about your objections like what will this product do for you and then the the reactor guys are sales guy positive goes good reframing and redirect yeah have where they study the sales things have a fake cringe oh my god people fall for the you used to do sales and that's why I'm like it's all fake like no one sits there goes like excellent reframing the emotion like that literally is not how sales goes it's just a stupid it's all TV stuff it's all TV stuff yeah well like the women that have ran for office whenever they try to like be stern and like you know try to show leadership qualities they just sound like they're scolding people but but everyone's like everyone's okay but what the reason why I brought that up is in sales one thing matters for a guy deep voice tall deep voice you will sell ice to an Eskimo and Sanduah Saudi thank you for the hot girl though didn't hot girls do hot hot girls so I will say this I don't know about direct sales because the issue with a lot of sales is that you're talking about an object oriented function so if a guy goes up to a guy Oralman and says goal oriented solution do it both men are like wow if he's tall and if he's got a deeper voice you could be tall the squeaky voice tall still helps you could be small with a deeper voice deeper voice still helps you got to be real quick witted if you're short with the squeaky voice so women presenting a solution oriented thing guys don't give a crap other men might but in issues of subject oriented things so when I was doing non-profit fundraising the two factors guaranteed a person would be able to raise money on a non-profit issue if the man was tall and if the woman had big boobs yeah and people get mad all day and I guarantee you these companies are like if you say that you are fired and I'm like bro every single person with an IQ above 90 can tell the chicks with the big boobs keep raking money in and the one with no boobs are getting fired and you know what I'm gonna say actually it's really funny I don't you don't really see a lot of the street fundraising anymore but I'd be willing to bet if you went through all of their employment history you'd find that women with small boobs were getting fired left and right when with big boobs were keeping their jobs longer and you could easily be like this discrimination yeah I mean I think it's like it hooters where they hire you if you have to fly chest I don't know that's discrimination so I think that there's probably an argument to be made but I will say man at least I did all these real estate agents you know you see this for they make those TikToks or they're like your scandalous do you think they're selling a lot of houses where they're basically like using no I've not seen those what are they you haven't seen it it's like yeah it's like they'll do a house to her and it'll be like a minute or it'll be like two minute video and they'll use a drone shot and it'll be like not necessarily in a bikini but like short skirt and very okay yeah yeah I've seen those I'm just wondering does that is is there you know I saw I saw Castle and for 60 grand that I considered it because there's a hug girl what no it was a castle bro you know actually one of the high-pressure sales techniques that like high end stores do like air meds and stuff like if you walk into air meds you can't just buy a Birken suppose the rule is that sort of I find this bag you have to buy one of every other piece of their collection and then that makes you eligible and the reason why they do that is because all of the sales people they only get commission on every other item other than the Birken so it motivates them to sell that to you and that's also one of the reasons why they act like you can't afford it that's another sales technique like so when they treat you bad because in people like oh you think I'm poor I'm gonna show you and I'm gonna buy so it's just that's it that's like a sales technique that works on yeah because like there's a lot of people who are stupid you know yeah me included there's that TV show about it's called selling Sunset about like the real estate agents I think it started in Los Angeles and I mean it's it's reality TV so it's I'm sure it's like exaggerated to an extent but like the stuff that they go out they're wearing it's like actually unbelievable all the entire it's literally I would even say for certain clubs you know like in the Midwest if you showed up to the club in like you know whatever they were wearing it's like the craziest thing ever and this is supposed to be in a professional setting but LA is just like such a bubble but yeah I mean to your point that sort of thing it secures deals yeah sex out you know fun outfit make you sell something I show up in a burger by this house yeah I probably sales would not be that great in the burger well let's talk about houses yeah talk about houses we got this from variety H3 podcast crew cuts ties with Ethan Klein after Heli Klein says he has been having an affair you know it's really funny Do you know what the funniest thing about this is Alex well recently he was just I think there's a couple of months ago Railing against the guy that cheated on us. Oh, nope. No, you guys The ladies are gonna like this. What on Halloween? He dressed oh It's right there and it's mistress up as thing one and thing two Very good point that is so diabolical that's actually sick because you know they picked those outfits in order I'm on like a week before something said there's probably a little bit of planning maybe not a ton In the fact that he shared his wife with his mistress wearing matching costumes is a special kind of this look at this I've been watching clips Roku Ethan Klein dressed his wife and mistress up as thing one and thing two I've been watching clips of them like it with the high-end site now It's like and I guess this is all alleged but like the crew has unfollowed this girl tomorrow. So it's like it's alleged Mara is the that's that's thing to that's the side Or whatever, but she was on the show wasn't she was like yeah for about a year recently, right? I think she was like a super fan that would call in because now all these old clips She met all of her tree and all of her tree called Ethan It's like yo, you got to put this girl. She's a super fan on your show But watching clips of her and Ethan interacting now with this you know this hindsight Remember he said I'd after the other day. There's a clip that came out. Yeah, but he was saying he screwed her over It was like she went to go do a thing and she was like yeah, he tricked me. It's like yeah after Yeah I feel like there's been a couple arguments where he's like ganged up on Ila with tomorrow just about like random like miniscule stuff But it's you watch the H3 podcast. I grew up like watching it like severely in high school Yeah, what is it about more but I saw it a little bit back in the day. I thought like they're I guess I was a void like their couple like Romance story It was very compelling to me like how they met and like built this like YouTube channel together and then I the only Stretch of the podcast. I really watch a regular was frenemies with Trisha. Hey does what's it about like oh the entire show I mean, they do I mean it's a lot of I mean it's a lot of time. I don't know like it's like the internet internet Yeah, the baiting other left is it must be awesome to be dumb. Yeah, it was it was very dumb low Like but it must be fun to be stupid. Yeah, well, it's not very because like I was watching really I was a little bit dumb Part of me. I'm super I'm super jealous because like if we had a podcast. We were like Yo Alex I Had chicken today It was delicious. We got millions of views to be I know I'd be amazing Well, his views are at zero right now and they're gonna be zero for a while But I can't believe they's through millions of dollars into the toilet when they play like like old clips of him like Ripping people who cheat on their wives. He's like you guys are so evil if you cheat especially if their kids involved And it's just like like what three young kids three young sons so awful And you know he did say seven months ago. There's another clip. There's going viral where he was like yeah our views are down I'm thinking of divorcing Hila or I love having a surname and becoming pro Palestine for the views He said that it's going viral right now Or yeah, and then now he was in it is kind of you know It's pretty crazy like everybody's views went down regardless of what it was like some weird weird stuff happened I think there's also like, you know, there's other social media platforms I think that might hurt a bit. It does seem like political content because even like, you know Tucker who I love I'd looks like his views are down a little bit my my morning show views are double It's oh they are well. I mean Tucker still does well. You still do well But you know what I mean you can see like a little bit of a trend it seems like everybody everybody went down This is the this is the weird thing Like I just bring up what it was saying like yeah every media space. There's this there was like some even Joe Rogan is down technically of course No, not technically literally. Yeah, there was a viral video where a guy who does like social media Marketing was like it went viral because he was like guys don't freak out every one has gone down like all channels of lost Fureship and Yeah, that's weird like what what is it the thought that the highest they were fake dude They were all fake. I know but did you see that I forget which show was with the highest performing Fox Showed you this week in the prime time hour was 145,000 was that you to share that and you see that's no No, no, no, no, they average 100,000 in the key demo. Yeah 100,000 views Now to be fair is a long-form views. Yeah, so they're gonna be a bit better than like carousel content stuff But yo, that's no that's not right. No, especially they fired we launched the we launched the Tim Poole show And we're averaging about 600,000 per episode and I'm like, yeah, that's great You know what I mean? And then when we when we got the analysis back from one of these tracking firms they were like Your number eight of 15 top podcasts on YouTube and I was like We just launched the show and we looked at numbers All of the shows were like and so when we launched the show and we're getting these views They were like oh, yeah, actually you just launched this new show and you're like one of the biggest and I'm like how's that possible We're only we're getting like half a million per show like isn't Rogan getting like a million two million? They're like no Yeah, no, I don't think I don't think that reached a million and Yeah, no, it seems like even I think lately even the you know your favorite person in the world I even think Candace is kind of like now there's drama with Candace and Baron Coleman all that stuff Maybe who you didn't hear that supposedly. There's a big fracture in the Charlie Kirk truth or community You haven't heard that have you heard that Olivia So it all starts your Sean Ryan. I don't know all of it because I don't watch everybody's podcast Is it is it like something dumb where they're like the mic had a powder charge? No you idiot. It was a plastic charge No, it's a powder charge Supposedly the real drama comes down to the fact that Sean Ryan is actually funded or some of his advertisers or friends with Palmer lucky or maybe it is Palmer like they don't like Palmer lucky I guess not because he's in the defense industry So technically the fact that Candace was a thinning Sean Ryan that makes her a fed because Sean Ryan is a secret fed And that's why he became famous so people don't like Palmer lucky. I thought it was based I mean listen, I'm talking about the conspiracy theorists like the ones that are trying to so now They're like the Charlie Kirk truth or truth or truth or is that are like just really dead set The ones that are like really disconnected from society. Those are the people now are saying like can't decision well Charlie's in Valhalla Yeah, with the other side of the ice woman Yeah That's gonna kiss me off when I in like the hours after everything happened It was like the worst thing ever and then I saw a cash betel press conference and he goes we'll have the watch Yeah, and you know what Valhalla is? It's like worthy. He goes in God It's not even surely would go No, it's the more it's Viking the Vikings. Oh whatever It's where you go when you die in battle the oh see you in the bike. Oh and when they die in battle It snapped me out of it so quick. I was like what did he just say? I had like re we watch it multiple times That's about that is you hear about cash for tell wouldn't get out of the private plan until someone handed him an FBI jacket. Did you guys hear about that? Oh? See but now this is fake dude all of that fake no, I'll tell you why it's fake He's probably like is it raining like it's raining can someone get me a jacket and they're like yeah, and they're like You want to go. It's like not if it's raining they hand him a jacket. It's thanks walks out and then some stupid press goes He wouldn't leave until they give an FBI yeah I'll tell you this because I know Bill Poulty, right? I hope he's a good guy. He's a good guy and he's like and I say this with respect He has golden retriever energy and what I mean by that is like he's big and smiley and bubbly He's like hey, how's it going? He's then they post these pictures on politico where he's all like snarling And I'm like they they find the one picture and it's got they put this picture of him because they're trying to make it look like he's He's this evil guy working for Trump and hunting his enemies down and he's like this smiling and I'm like I guarantee you he's like standing with Trump with a smile in his face and like a bird like an eagre it flies down and he goes Send an eagre it and then they catch that one picture where he's got a furled brown. They're like look at how evil he is And then you meet him in person and he's like hey guys is all really nice and we got famous for like handing out free money on Guys did that to me one time my thumbnail when I was on here like five years ago It was horrid and I made you guys change it because you guys I think I remember that that was funny. Yeah But that's what they do so like cash but tell it's it's always gonna be something dumb like the you know I'll give you a really good example okay when PBD went on a show and said tim pool refused to come on unless I bought him a private jet Oh, yeah, that was the real story was I We said Tim is unavailable for a Saturday morning show because he records Friday night And then they said what if we do Saturday evening and my team responded with the problem is still that he wraps at 11 Then we have to wake up drive to the airport would get there in the middle of the day and be totally tired and unprepared for a debate If you really want him to do it is it possible we do a charter They said we don't think we can do a charter That's just too expensive. I said we're sorry. I didn't work out Next thing I know and I never was even part of the conversation never not even I had no idea next thing P.B. He's like Dude, give me a private general else. I was like I have no idea what you're talking about Well, don't you know what they do it's all right with the messenger But you didn't see a P.B.D. tweeted about your podcast new studio What do you say? He said oh tim pool copied me. He's at the King of the Castle. He has five people around the dyes and are you joking? Yes, and you fell for it. Yeah, but you do have P.B.D. vibes a little bit P.B.D. vibe yes because you're the king if you look at it P.B.D. sits like this and then I'm Adam sauce I did not design this room and I like this room I think it's good one the good thing about P.B.D. He is kind of annoying But the guy does you know I have a good setup and stuff. I think you have it's like a bank vault isn't he? What is he a bank vault? He's in a bank vault, but I'm saying now he's not even in the center Isn't it like there's like three people know that's how he used to be but then recently the Adam Friedland I don't know if you saw that drama where a sauce snake was like your mom died of a headache and then allegedly it was Adam Friedland's mom died of brain cancer and then it went all out It actually kind of sit at a similar table, but listen I know that P.B.D. and you kind of have a little bit of heat, but you are the king of the castle I like you at the head of the table I think you should be I think that makes the show better You can direct it and you know what we did it because we want to make sure you knew your place Yeah, uh then listen I'm always on the tone and pull I mean, I'm stealing snacks. - I want to just say something for no reason. I had for lunch today. I had two sheets. I had a sheets double cheeseburger. - Which is very unhealthy. That's very delicious. - It was delicious. - It was really good. - And there was a dude, stuff. What do you mean you went to? - I met high station and I met a guy named Zach. And he was like, "Hey, can I ask you a question? "Rook out your temple?" And I was like, "Yeah." And he was like, "Oh, hey, man." I'm like, "I watch your stuff." And I was like, "I appreciate it, man." And he's like, "Can't believe you eat at sheets." And I was like, "Of course, let's go." And I ate no bun, no bun, so they put in a little platter. - Oh, keto. - And then I got the bang bang sauce on it. - Yeah, but our buddy, Jack Pasobic, he's wawa over sheets, so. - I'm a sheet, where a sheet's family? - Yeah, well. - I like wawa, I do. But if there's right by our studio, there's a sheet and a wawa across street for each other. And it's like, we always go to sheets. - And you know, I'm from Dallas. That's where 7-Eleven originally started. I think I got bought by a Japanese company. So I'm very loyal to 7-Eleven. So it's funny how we all have her. What about you? - What else is the Japanese? - I think I switched, 'cause I went to college in Pennsylvania, so wawa was super big. But now that the DMV area, 'cause I'm from Maryland, now that we got sheets, I feel like I like sheets better, but wawa has better coffee. - I'm trying to capture the H3 audience not that they don't have anywhere to go. - Yeah, well, we need to talk about lesbians and transgender's, you use our pronouns. - Is that what they talk about? - I think so. - I think that-- - They're constantly warring with Hassan. I feel like that's-- - Oh, Hassan said the N word. - Yeah, he did. - Oh, Hassan and he didn't had a podcast together - Yes, they did. - Left over. - Now they're mortal enemies. - Well, it's because Hassan said that baby Israelis are fair game in war. - It was like their settlers. - I think American people are-- - It's like their babies. - There's just something like that. - I don't like that. I think I heard that somewhere. - No, Hassan's a crazy guy. - He is, but you know, this is another thing Tim, and I think you can kind of look at Nick Frontes as a similar blueprint. The more you try to cancel somebody, the more you say, oh, don't listen to him, or the more you try to connect him with politicians that are running for powerful positions and saying, oh, it only makes him more credible. And I think that's what we've done on the right of it. - Yeah, we've turned him into the boogie man. - I'll say we, 'cause I didn't do that. - Well, I know, but I'm saying-- - I'm literally defending the guy most of the time. - Well, even though I think he's really bad. - Everybody's like socialism, this socialism, that. I go to a lot of colleges with Turning Point USA. Most college kids, when you hear the word socialism, it's not a pejorative, it's not a negative connotation. - They don't even know what it means. - Well, but actually what they do think it means, their version of the definition, oh, we might get free health care, we might get some free stuff. So it doesn't, to them saying socialism to a college kid means corruption free and capitalism means corruption. When they say capitalism, they're literally just saying the word corruption. - But to be fair, just like I think socialism would fail, you could argue that there's some issues with capitalism, especially when we have all of our industries, or basically-- - I'm not a lot of capitalism. - I'm not a lot of capitalism. - Well, I'm saying, now we have, if you look at these multinational corporations, I think Apple's one of the biggest, you know, they don't make their phones in America, they make them in China, and they do it in the Shandong province, in conditions that are so bad, they have to put suicide nets out on the side, because so many of the employees are jumping off the roof, so Americans want it. Well, 'cause we want to pay less for our phones. - Indeed. - So I'm saying, it's these multinational corporations that are able to-- - Bro, all of those kids who are like, we let socialism, we'll buy an iPhone in two seconds to look cool. - Yeah, yeah. - They will personally throw the Chinese person off the Foxconn building to make sure they get their phones to look cool. - I do. - They'll have free Congo in the bio, and then like the little Congolese tourism are dying at 11 years old and throw about minds, right? - Well, I show desensitize from death. People don't, it doesn't make them feel bad when they hear other people. - If they don't, yeah. - Socialism means I should get free stuff. That's it. - But here's what's gonna happen. - So does that sound bad to a young person? - Of course. - But no, but you know what, I don't blame them, you know why? I'm actually, I, so, cores, socialism, communism, bad, bad, bad. Burning it all down, I'll tell you why. You saw that poll where it's like boomers want to tax the young, 85% of boomers want to tax the young for social security? - Yeah, I'm like, okay dude, I'm with Gen Z on this one. - Yeah. - The boomers are like pay our social security. - You have total boomer luxury communism for people over 65, but like they're not experiencing capitalism at all. - Well, to be fair, they're, didn't they say that like the social security is gonna be out of money in 2036 or something? - No, no, no, no, no. It's gonna, so by 2032, it can only pay out what it's paid into. 'Cause right now, they're, so there's, they're paying this much and they're taking in this much. So it's slowly falling down. - Served plus. - By 2032, it'll drop to 78% of payouts. By something like 2038, it will be insolvent completely. And that's because there's not enough young people to pay into it. So you need four workers right now to pay for one social security recipient. - Oh wow. - And because Gen Alpha is so small in 10 years, you will not have, you won't even have one for one. - Well, I can plan about the foreign students, but that is why all these colleges are like having so many foreign students because less Americans are going to school. The population's getting like smaller when it comes to college age kids, I wanna go to school. So this is a little scary. And I don't know, maybe Elon Musk is right, but I don't agree with like having a bunch of, you know, babies out of wide lock. - Well, something like 40% of my, of the college, of the population of my college campus was like, from China, like not even like 80s American. Yeah, there was like, there was a ton of Chinese foreign exchanges. - It's like 40% but they consider that Asians or Indians are part of that too. - The first apartment complex I ever lived in in college, it was all like Chinese exchange students and none of them would talk to you. They all kind of hang, they were all like, in some sort of Chinese biker gang and they all just kind of hung out with each other at the gym. They were like where leather jackets at the gym, it was kind of a weird thing. But like that was 40% of the school at the time when I went there in like 2020 to 2024. It was literally foreign exchange students. It was crazy. And I thought that, you know, 'cause I'm from California and I went to a school in the UC system at TC Davis. You get perks if you're a California resident and you get cheaper tuition and they'll prioritize you if you're actually from California and so I was like, this is great. Except for the fact that they supplement, you know, all of the money that they would have otherwise gotten from a full tuition, they just supplement that with foreign exchange students pretty much because they can afford it. It's crazy. And it's, in a town like Davis where I went, it was such a small town. It's like, you really noticed it, you know, it was great. - Well, I was just a UC Riverside and that's how it was for me. It was like all Asian students. - Yeah, there are a lot of Asians in California, but like a lot of the more Asian Americans they were literally from China. - Yeah, it is kind of crazy. I feel like the whole demographic, all the demographics are changing in this country like rapidly. And especially in Dallas, where I'm at, where it's like so many Indians live there. It's insane. One third of all the H1B visas that have been approved are actually in the DFW region. I don't know if you guys know that. - It's crazy. - Ethan Klein is the number two trend on X right now. - Dude, it's a big deal. I mean, this guy is such a hypocrite in the fact that his wife is going on social media and saying that he cheated on me, then his own crew is saying we're done with the show. So it's like, it's not just one thing. It's not like his wife just caught him cheating and they're gonna continue to do it. - I wonder what he's worth. - Well, I know they have like a, I think their house is like $3.6 million from something I saw. - Didn't he repost? - Yeah, but he could have a $2.5 million loan on that. - Yeah, that's true. - You could just see his gross zoomed in face on the profile photo floating at the bottom. - Well, he thinks he's hot now because he lost some weight. - That was epic. - See, the confidence that I'm gonna get once he just loses a little bit of weight and then he'll just cheat on his wife. - Who's all it still is? - Well, is it his fault? Okay, let's just speculate this. What if Ela was not giving it up anymore? - I think she just, no. - No, I think it's last year. - I didn't like, they have a bunch of children. - Yeah. - I don't, I see, I didn't know this, but like, superfan hits him up and she's faunting over him. Like, oh, and she's 24, I guess. And he's inclined as a man of weak will and ill moral repute. - He had like the slightest of glow ups and he thought he was, he thought he'd do all that. - It just, it makes him so much worse that he had her thing one thing to say to you as well. - That is so bad. - That is so bad. - Having them post-repictors and like Ela and the podcast had called this girl tomorrow, like, oh, she's like one of our kids. She's like our fourth kid. - She used to babysit there. - Is that true that he described as a kid? - Ela did. - How Ela did it? - 'Cause Ela really liked her. She, this girl tomorrow, a baby sat there, they're three young children. Like, it was-- - Wait, he banged a babysitter? - Basically. - So it's like every man's dream, you know? - She was a co-host and the babysitter. - That's like, that's like the first themed porno ever done, was that? - If I was, if I was Ethan Klein though and then my, as soon to be ex-wife is ex IDF, I'd be sweating. (laughing) - I'd be scared to death. - I mean, he's gonna have a Robert Maxwell thing. - Yeah, do not go on a boat, Ethan. If you're watching this, do not go on a boat. They're gonna throw you off. It's just like-- - The internet says that his net worth is 25 million. - Wow. - So I'm gonna estimate his net worth at 100 million. - Oh really, you're gonna four times it. Well, they say though, because of the infidelity, and this is just stuff that I read on Daily Mail, so you can only trust it so much, but that he's gonna lose because of the infidelity specifically, over 60% of the wealth. - Well, not just that. His net worth is probably largely tied to the assets in the business, which he just lost everything. - Yeah. - So I'll give you an example. Tim Kast has a stupid amount of cameras. Bro, we've got a $5,000 camera, like I'm gonna close it somewhere. And I was just telling the crew, we should probably start recycling this stuff. Old stuff we don't use anymore, 'cause we've had seven different studios. He's gonna have a ton of that stuff too, but now there's no business. So the immediate value of the assets in the business declined. - But what do you speculate he does? What do you think he's just gonna continue to just not do a show? Do you think? - He made a statement like shortly before we started. - Well, it was a non-statement. It was like, please respect our privacy at this time, Nicky. - But he does and has clips, 'cause I was looking at his YouTube channel. - But he also said, I'm working with ELA to urgently remove my ownership and financial stakes in any podcast, Teddy Fresh, Teddy Glo, or any joint venture. - What, he posted that? - Just like an hour ago. - And he's taking all of his financial interests. - All your year, your support will go during the pandemic. and the crew, I do this in the hope that people can still support Elon, the crew without the concern of enriching me. I know the crew will make an awesome show. They're packed to the brim with those talented creative hilarious and all-around great people. - That show's gone. - Yeah, Ethan is the whole thing. - I don't see that one. - Ethan's gonna launch a YouTube channel. He's gonna instantly, he'll get a million followers relatively quickly, and he'll start making a million or two million per year on his own channel. And people will be like, we go, like his fans are gonna stick with him, and they're gonna say, everyone has moments of weakness. We're sorry, you know, be better. - I told the girls, I don't think they'll say that. I think he'll retain a good amount of fans who want to watch a show, who are gonna say things like, you apologize, it's all you can do. Everybody makes mistakes, and he'll have a small audience, but he'll still be a millionaire. - Shame. - Yeah, man, I think that's definitely possible, because cheating on his wife, this dude was never gonna be poor. Like, I talk about it all the time. The moment he had a couple million dollars in cash, you put it in a high yield savings or high LDTF and you're rich forever. I hope everybody understands what Kevin O'Leary said, your goal should be, nothing else, but get five million dollars in T-bills, treasury bills. - Yeah. - Because they'll pay you five percent every year. - They'll pay you five percent. So you're gonna be getting $250,000 a year, just because you have $5 million. So you're gonna get $20,000 a month, just chill. - I think he'll be financially okay, but at the exact same time, when he goes on there, and he tries to be like the moral, you know, the arbiter of moral or morality, excuse me, and every time you choose to cheat on your wife. So he's gonna have to kind of go to the edgier side. I think he's gonna do that weird like blinking eyebrow thing, you know? But he's gonna have to go like almost maggot, right? I think, you know what I mean? Tim, I do think he's gonna have to go like, he can't pretend to be like the cuckold soy boy leftist, I think he's gonna have to go trend more towards the migraine. - He's gonna go pro. - No, nobody's talking about, right? The rest of the guy except the guy who's cheating on his wife. - Oh, I don't know. - Well, what if he does like the Ned Fullmer arc, if he tries to do like a pot, he should be, he should go on that former podcast. He's gonna try and do like a comeback arc. He's like, guys, remember, I'm still the wife guy that you knew and loved and I'm reformed. - No, no, no, no, no, he should take over Andrew Tate, not Tate's in prison, and like locked away, he should become the next guy and be like, he should be like, you know, what's I realized that I was like a multi-millionaire and that women were dumb, I could just have whoever I wanted. - You can watch you this right now crying. (laughing) - I'm gonna get struck by lightning. - You're gonna get smited. - But I do think he kind of fakes some of those things. - I don't even think those ticks are. - Oh, is that a tick? What is that? - Yeah, he's like, oh, I didn't know that. - I think it's trust him. - You're canceled. - You're dumb. - I think so. - I don't want to show. I just want to see the clips, he does like the blinking thing and I was like, I thought that he was just doing it. - Yeah, he does it with his hand too. - His hand, yeah, I think that's fake news. - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah. - You know what I heard? I heard that his whole thing was that, he just manipulates algorithms. - He wants to get these or-- - Yeah, so when he first started, I'm not saying this is true, the rumor was, 'cause I know a bunch of people work in social media for various companies and they said, the reason that HB got big was because they would, they would basically make videos that they saw were popular, go on Reddit and use fake accounts to upvote theirs and downvote others so that it would force his videos to the top of Reddit threads, which would then get him instant mass viewership. - Yeah. - That's why I like-- - There's something to them. All my viral videos, I find it unread it. And that's why-- - They say like, like his content was fairly generic. His podcast is about nothing. So the question is like, how did he get to that position? It's like really clever marketing and social media manipulation. I don't know that it's true, I mean. But I'm always kind of like, what does he talk about? Whenever I see clips, he's like, he's talking about nothing. You know, he's saying dumb things-- - He's just like-- - He's saying stupid things like, I had a cheeseburger cheat today, you know? - Well, hi, that's you, but-- (laughing) - I'm trying to think like, what is the last eating client clips that I saw I'm talking about? It's always just like pop culture, internet drama. Like-- - I became a fan of the podcast because I was a fan of their original channel where they were doing like skits. Like, he was collabing with like, I did, I was all the time and they did-- - That's another guy who's had a freaking awesome grace. - Well, Jordan, I had her son like, reached out to him 'cause he helped that one humunculus guy. - Yeah. - And then he was like a good dude, did a good thing, and then he like totally went the opposite direction. - H3 podcast used to be so big. - Yes, dude, it was-- - It's like the biggest back in the day, I mean. - Yeah, now it's like nothing. - Literally. - I do like 200K in episode. Yeah, bumps are saying they're done. They're zero. - There's like 10 people on the show, no, I don't, yeah. - That's always kind of a bad sign too. And he just starts like letting the super fans come on just to bang 'em. I mean, I mean, I have zero sympathy whatsoever for Ethan Klein at the same exact time. I kind of have zero empathy for Eela Klein. She's like IDF, she's annoying. I don't really like her either. Am I a bad guy? Am I the good one? - I think she deserved it. - You're a lot to think about. - No, she did. She's not deserved to have her life turned upside down, but for some reason, I almost don't feel bad. I feel like she's probably gonna screw him over, get more money in the divorce, and probably end up marrying some better looking guy than Ethan. I believe she'll come out. - Is she not allowed to do that? - I think she's gonna take the W when this is all set. - Oh, I mean, yeah, I mean, if you got cheated on, I mean, it's only up from their hopes. - Especially like Ethan Klein. The guy's like, I mean, no way. Is he one, not trying to beat you to the verdict? - He's the one. - It's probably not good and bad. I'm just guessing that. I'm trying to get too weird. He's like a short, little ugly kind of. - Well, I'm saying, he's an ugly fat, short Jewish guy, she's probably gonna be scared. - He's not that fat anymore. - But you know what I mean? Now, like some IDF super soldier guy. - Like she is, right? - Yeah, she's probably gonna marry some guy. - She's like, I'll get home. - She's really like, so wrong. - I know. - I know. - I do think she's going to upgrade, and he's gonna take a very big downgrade. - He should just go somewhere and sit. - I think he's just, he should just lay low. - I feel like, once you cheat so publicly and so horrifically, you just kind of have to, you just gotta. - Do you think people actually really care, though, because when politicians have these cheating scandals, they don't just actually help. - You're subreddit is going crazy right now. - And also the fans feeling betrayed. - I was gonna say, with internet personalities, it's a lot more like parasocial. You're invested in their personal lives and their personalities. No one really cares about like politicians lives. - Oh, that's a good idea. Like, you know, now that there's this big audience that's looking for a new show, we need to get the drama going. Oh, Alex, what are you doing? You gotta hit you. - I hate you, Tim. - I hate you, Tim. - Tim's such a piece of shit. There he is. - Alex cheated on me. - He always steals all my money. No, Tim's an evil person. - I do steal his money, though. What we do is, Alex puts money in a slot machine, loses and walks away and then I hit it and win. - Tim actually did that one time. - That's not funny. I don't wanna laugh about it. - That's a funny story. - He put a lot of the slot machines in it. - He put a lot of the slots in the slot machine, Tim, he walks out. He's like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and he leaves. And then I walk up and I put in 100 and I just hit it one time. And it's like, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. - You're one like 1500 bucks. - I like needed that 1500 bucks. (laughing) - Well, good for you, Tim. Multi-millionaire gets 1500 bucks. - Woo! - We were at Maryland Live and then we saw like, these slot machines had a frog on them. And I'm like, oh, let's go grab that one. And Alex's like, though, play your stupid, and I hit two jackpots. - Yeah, sure. - I listen, don't take my gambling advice. I'm kind of a mush. It's due to the opposite of me, fade me. But listen, enough of the gambling, enough with the Eelacline. I'm talking about all this drama stuff. Now we're turning into the H3H3 product. - I know. And so I said, we're trying to get them to watch us instead. - Which we should. We do definitely-- - No, we're too high-body. - Except on Fridays, on Fridays, we're kind of just seeing. - Yeah, we'll be like, some drama moments. Remember, who was that guy? Who was like a white rapper that came on here? Like, five years ago and tried to debate you on white privilege. - Oh, that guy was good. That was a fight. - Oh, yeah. - That was a fight. - Oh, all right, the rugged. - Yeah, he tried to fight too. - No, no, he just smacked the mic. - And then we made a shirt that said, not that, don't be that, what's that, I'm not that guy. - I'm not that guy. - Yeah, well, and then, and then, I was like, yes, you are. You were like, I was like, I'm about. - Well, I think the most iconic though Tim Cass was the one where Kanye came in and then they did the gimmick. - Oh, it's just like one of those flashback episodes. - This is, we need to edit in the Kanye thing right here. And then Nick did stay a few minutes after and try to fix it. - No, he's got up and left. - Did Nick made a claim? - Wait, Nick stayed a couple of minutes. It didn't happen. - You can't book a private jet that fast. - I know, he's a dickhead, that was a dickhead move, but. - No, I actually think it was very clever marketing. It worked out well for everybody. It got me massive attention for the show. People were praising me for pushing back on Kanye. Kanye got featured on the front page. It was like, he planned this whole big marketing stunt probably with Milo and it worked out for everybody. - Yeah, well, look at Milo, poor guy. - Yeah, what's the point of it now, is he back? Is he, where is he? - He's in guitar right now, I think. - Hey, he's a Muslim. - Yeah. - We need more drama. - No. - We need, we need more drama. We got this drama. Hassan Abbey threatens to sue Ted Cruz after Senator accuses him of using N word against black Americans. See, the thing is, he can't sue him. You know why? - Why? - Because there's a video of him saying the N word. - Well, I mean, Ted Cruz, Hassan will have to argue in court that saying the slur is not using the slur, but the left doesn't agree. The left believes saying the slur is using it. You see what I'm saying? - Hassan has not had Bruce Lee leading this investigation and the left is gonna rally around Hassan. - No, they're not, they're already canceling him. He's freaking out. You didn't see these videos? - Oh, I saw a little bit of this. - He's like, "People are canceling on me." The video's fake and they're like, "It's not fake, Hassan." You said it. The left standard, as you cannot say the word for any reason, and Hassan said the word. - I haven't seen it, what's the context? - He said the word, Alex. He just said the word. - Dude, Chuck the Builder came out of nowhere and all he did was say the word. So maybe he might get new fans. I don't know. I mean, what do you think Olivia? - I need to see his video 'cause it's, it's seeming like he's-- - We can't play the video. - Well, that's true. - And he drops a heart in. I showed it to be, I think it's-- - Actually, it's like leading all of the time. - Heart in, heart in, heart in. - That was he was reading. - He was doing a news report where he said that police who've said don't get reprimanded. - Oh. - And so the point is to all of us, we understand, referencing the word critically is not using it, but to the left, saying it for any reason is using it against black Americans. So when Ted Cruz comes out and says Hassan Piker used the N word to disparage black Americans and it sounds like no, I didn't. The left goes, yes, you did. - What year was it when he did that? - 2016, I think. - Ooh. - That's a little recent, ooh. - But is it though it's 10 years ago, but yeah, you guys. - It's 180th grade when my teacher was reading Uncle Tom's cab, and she let that thing-- - When they were doing great. - She let that thing, we're doing popcorn reading if she was talking to her. - Popcorn reading for. - What was it, the mocking J, the classic one? - Yeah, well, did you guys have to read the Huckleberry fan, I think. - I think we read that. - I think we read the Huckleberry fan. - And we read the Huckleberry fan, Uncle Tom's cab in, but at the time, and this was like, this was over 10 years ago, but I think at the time there were children in my class that were a little bit, they had probably never heard it before, so they're like disturbed here, but it wasn't like, to kill a mocking bird. I'm so dumb. - It's okay. - You know what I'm saying? - There might have been an in-bomb and to kill a mocking bird. - Oh, there's certainly a, yeah, I recall. - So I defended Hassan on X, like I think he's a bad guy with crazy views, but he's clearly criticizing the use of the slur, but it doesn't matter because he knows, like this is the crazy thing, like Ethan as well. They know the rules of the ideology that they've chosen. So Hassan, like, bro, you've got no defense. They're gonna cancel on you and you're not gonna win this lawsuit. - Yeah, but to be fair, it was like, I don't know why I keep defending Hassan. If this was 2016, about 10 or 15 years ago, it was still more socially acceptable to use. - Those aren't the rules, bro. - Ethan said that. - Those aren't the rules. - Those aren't the rules of cheating. - Like in a joke. - The rules will laugh to our, if you've ever done anything wrong, you're done. - And there's a lot of draft picks. They get picked like, first round, the NFL draft or an NHL draft, they go find a tweet when they're like 12 years older. - It's like the first thing reporters do. - Yeah, and they lose all their, all their sponsors. - Because this is a podcast and I have to preface, I've never seen an episode of Love Island, but this happens on Love Island all the time, where they bring a new bombshell and they go, and they said not even the end word, they just like said something like it in 2015. - Some people did something. - Some people did. (laughing) - Always going, all roads lead back to. - All roads lead back to our girl. - Ilhan. - What a guy with a girl. - She's cooked. - Yeah, well, like I said this earlier, though, do you think the left will actually, because I think it's gonna take that, especially if it happens after January when the midterm switch, it's gonna take people on her own side of the political aisle, too. - This stuff has already been out there, though. They don't come here. - Trump should just lock her up. - But do you think if Democrats will vote to? - When they go to court over the fake name thing, when they get any kind of court affirmation of the fake name, they should walk in, put her in cops, and put her in prison. Like, I mean, pending the criminal traffickers. I'm saying, the moment they're like, it's a fake name, she should be immediately charged with, you know, falsification federal documents, you know, like fraud charges and elections, or whatever it's gonna be, F.C. violations. I mean, she's raising donations under a false name as serious fraud. - And she's doing fundraising literally right now. Did you guys see that? - Oh, yeah. - Yes, she had to come out of hiding to beg for money, so. - She was crying. If you're doing that, things are she's in dire straits. - Oh, cry. - If you're crying begging for money, I mean, she's on her last day. - The teary-eyed perp walk is gonna go hard. It's gonna go so great. - But do we want her to go to jail and get deported, or would her getting deported be enough of a punishment, if you think, everybody? - Well deported where? - To Somalia. - That's pretty bad out there. - I know. - Have you guys seen the videos of like the Somali museums, like the Somali history museum? - It's in museums. - It's fortunate, actually. - It's an empty cabinet with like a basket. - It's in Somalia, where they eat the dirt cookies. I know there's such a-- - I think it's Haiti. - That's Haiti. - I think so. - And Haiti, they make cookies out of dirt. Look it up, it's-- - It's sad. - It's like believed. - Did you know what I'm talking about? - Oh, yeah, it's bleak. It's like a woman like slapping in our armpit and it's mud. And all these little kids, they're handing my little kids away. - Oh, and India, they did it with poo! - As if it's like a fruit roll-up or something, like a delicious pack of gushers, like a candy kid might like, but they're eating dirt cookies, so. - Get those kids in Somalia, some feastables. - Oh, come on, Mr. Beast. Where are you at? - How to destroy the economy, actually. - Well, you remember when Mr. Beast-- - Well, you know what happens right when they do that? - What? - When you set, so the, you know, Tom's shoes? - Yeah, yeah, we give everybody-- - If you buy a pair, we'll give a free pair to something like Tribe in Africa. So instantly, everyone starts getting free shoes, so the local cobblers who make-- - That is a shoe, yeah. - They want out of business. So it's like some regular guy who has a job fixing shoes, also, and can't fix any shoes, so he becomes homeless. And now he's not buying food anymore, so the guy who normally makes the bread is like, "Where's my customers?" Because the people who order the shoes to work on, so then the bakery goes under, he basically gave all this free stuff and destroyed their economy. So why here? That's what the reporting says. - Yeah, I'm not so wrong. - Because of me, I had a pair at Tom. - So if Mr. Beast really wanted to maximize the destruction he could do, he should bring feastables to Somalia. - But did you know that he got canceled because there's a bunch of, like, how we have the homeless industrial complex here, there's a bunch of non-profits that make millions of dollars building wells in Africa. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - And they build, like, one well, you know, a month, or two, you know, however, the bare minimum, and they're collecting millions of dollars to build-- - Whatever the Clintons did in Haiti, I guess. - Exactly, basically the same thing. And then Mr. Beast makes a YouTube video where he said, "Every well took less than like $8,000 to, you know, make." And then these well charities are spending a million dollars. - Because the charities do is they're not actually for these things. They're political money laundering and political control schemes. And so they use, you know, I saw this video is really great. It said, "Feed them." And there's a loaf of bread on screen. And when you swipe your credit card through the screen, the credit card cuts the bread. Then another thing popped them, it said, "Free them." And it's got a hand with ropes. And when you slide the credit card, it cuts the ropes. And I'm like, that is brilliant. Because people don't even know what they're donating to. It could literally be like this charity in Carcer Rates Children, you know what I mean? Like, we just capture them and lock them up. (laughing) - Yeah, it's like gamified. It's like a slot machine, you know what I mean? It makes it cool. - I get ads on Instagram. It's like, you can adopt this child from the third world and it, like, shows. It's like, you know, you'll get an ad on Instagram. You can swipe through whatever. And it's like a bunch of children from, like, Mexico. And it's like, adopt Juanita. I'm like, how did you get on my Instagram? - We had one of those kids growing up. We virtually adopted a Filipino kid and sent them away. - Yeah, yeah. Like, 30 bucks. - I hope they were real. I hope they were real. - I hope they're real too. - I said the Christmas gifts and stuff. And the Philippines, that's so sweet. - We were real. - Well, you know, I hope people expand. - Yeah, well, why do you think it's terrible too? - It's bad for their economies. What they need, like I was saying, when you give free things, you disrupt their ability to trade with each other. So what you need to do is, instead of being like, give $30 and we'll go give this free stuff. No, no. Set up a school. Like, you need all the bronze. - James tried to do that. Kyson, that tried to do that. A bunch of celebrities. - Yeah, Oprah tried to do a school in Africa. All their schools failed. - Of course they do, because you can't change a culture overnight, but I'm saying, like, given free stuff is worse. So what you really want to do is take them over. Occupy them, military force. Come in, assume control there. God, I'm going to take all their children. - All in excitation again. - Absolutely, absolutely. And then take the kids and force them to go to school. And re-educate them. - They're going to have Windows 95. They're not sure if they'll learn how to-- - It's going to be a bit of a gap. - They don't have chat GBT. - They just like Somali. Did you guys know that, like, virtually every single woman in Somalia has had female genital mutilation? - Yeah. - They're all-- - Which I'm in favor of. - All right, anyway, so clearly, they need to be re-educated. It's not, it's not going to take-- - You literally are starting from square one. - Yeah, you got it. They're going-- - They're way the Quran, if that's the case. I don't think that's happening. So I don't know if that's ever going to change. But you know what, you know a topic, though, and I actually want to get Tim's opinion on this. So I go and I do the debates for turning point. And every time I do a debate, you think it'd be a bunch of Candace questions. It's not, maybe once in a while, some of the Greens of Candace. But at every debate, and sometimes I edit this out because I get so annoying, guys are mad that they were circumcised. Have you seen this? - Yes, of course. Yeah. - So I think that's valid. You think? - Yeah, I mean, obviously I can't speak to it. But it seems barbaric if you just say what it is without like going over the cuss-- - Well, I don't do any customs for it. It seems barbaric. - But it'll give you like, I don't debate. I'm like, I kind of agree with your point. Like I don't debate. I'm like, oh, you're just bitter that you got it, you know, circumcised. But at the same time, like, is it that big of a deal? I mean, I think it says normalize, but it'll be one of those things where we look back. And it's like, why were we removing a piece of a baby? - Yeah, it's really weird that they do it. - Every stop, there's always one kid that's like, I'm anti circumcision, I wish I was not circumcised. I said, hey, everyone-- - Well, it cuts off like 70% of the nerve ending. - That's what they do. That's where the real G spot is. It's not in your butt. Let's see. - Well, but Homo, what did they make you think? It's in the butt. - Yeah. - They cut off the part. - That's what they say. - No, I know, I'm very hip. - I think we did a good job of capturing the H3 audience. - Yeah, we are. - What do you guys think? - Now they're learning where the G spot is and it's not in your butt. So they've been trying to find it there. - All right, I know you guys have been trying to find it there. It's not there. - I'm not gonna sit here and lie. I've stuck a bunch of Legos in my butt when I was a kid. And that was what? - I was trying to build a bigger penis. I thought if I stuck them there, it would go to my feet. - When you're literally, it's not true. - This is true. - Yes, it is. It was a USS Liberty Legos head. (laughing) - I got it at the Holocaust Memorial Museum and I tried to stick it out. I thought it'd make this go out there, but no, I got really sick. I didn't take it. I was in the hospital right two weeks. It was really bad. - It's the lady monetized. - Yeah. - No, I don't think you can say that. I think you can say you can say you can say a Lego pier butt. I don't think that's. You think you can say it. Well, I don't know. Listen, YouTube, we did this. This is all consensual between me and my uncle. He's on the built-a thing. - Stop. - I'm joking. This is not even funny anymore. But I love Legos. [BLANK_AUDIO] effects that's we're allowed to say that right away on YouTube yes okay thank good so I'm not trying to police you know don't police my free speech I'm not I'm sorry I just had it I just had a reaction but we're doing an H3H3 version of Tim Kass tonight so I thought maybe if I talked about weird sexual stuff like you know drag queen story time stuff maybe they'll like that I know that Ethan's a big defender of drag queen story time did he defend that I think so seriously yeah what Ethan Klein did yeah yeah he's definitely pro because I remember he shared one of my videos and it was I think it was when I was like protesting and fighting with a bunch of don't want to tell you the rules again and you've been on the showway too many times what did I say this out nothing but I anticipated one coming no nothing no I don't want to hurt anybody I don't hurt myself or all about friendly I'm a pacifist I'm like Switzerland and Ethan Klein as I hope you be I hope he considers joining Tim Kass to be watching this right now I'm on the chair him is hiring we have an open chair for you to please yeah long quit this crew will stay their loyal you'd do like 32k a year you know you know listen it needs gas money and and he can kind of like California yeah really and he can kind of become right wing because I think he is I think he is kind of secretly right wing especially now well the I know and now the left is so anti-Israel so I think that like he might find a home on the conservative side I actually don't think that that's that great like it's not that bad you cheat on the mother three children like we're red pill yeah red pill over here we like tax cuts yo this baby was born with a mustache look at this holy look at that oh you can't see it why is it TV off it's been off the whole time what baby with a mustache I kind of like that I know man we need to get him in a baby raining born with a mustache for the this is the kind of hard hitting news we need on a Friday look at that oh my gosh that's a baby with a mustache yo dude he has 20 years of work experience already he's not gonna get carted at all that's not real I don't know that's what says this baby born with a mustache man I can't even let's go to the baby I've ever seen I think he's got it what ethnicity produced this hairy must let's all guess I got sir with this baby it's it's it's Ecuador something yeah that it is yeah Ecuador so there you go you know mustache babies it's kind of it's kind of like around it's like yeah it looks like most areas to me it doesn't look real it looks like somebody drew it on I think it's because there's so much testosterone in people's drinking water now left over from men on peptides and then when you use it oh did it cancel out I thought there was so yeah that's it's out so it canceled out the birth control and now it's pure testosterone or the frog straight again I hope so we need to ask how much yeah now the frogs are chats they're all bees Alex are you happy now yeah well you know when it comes out Jones too I know like he had some heat with with Tim recently but I will say this the guy was right about a lot of stuff before other people I know now he's gotten kind of crazy but a lot of his crazy conspiracy theorists like who's I'm saying Alex Jones you know it comes to estrogen and frogs running gay all that stuff sounds retarded I was at that was atrazine yeah I'm saying the Astrazine like a lot of the stuff now and this is an argument I would make and I'm not even trying to defend Alex Jones but I talk about this on my show Real America's Voice Monday through Friday I'm Peter Meister and that's a sweet plug or a cheap plug but I will say this Tim and I want to get Charles opinion we have this impression that it's right verse left but really I think it's the globalists versus nationalists I think there's people like Elana Omar that wants to just take away our borders and import the third world and those are the people that have globalism as they're you know shining light or the North star and then there's people that are fighting against that whether they're conservative or whether they consider themselves Democrat there's some people that want to put America first and I think that is where like fundamentally we're divided is the people that want to take away America's sovereignty and people want to keep it and I don't think it's always just right verse left no it's not I agree with that I agree okay well you don't think there were pushing towards globalism you don't think though it's so like I don't I don't I think no matter which side you pick it's globalism yes because the conservatives and foreign affairs like the most important thing so yeah I mean I think there is a point to be made yeah the the so the question is if you pick the right you're getting American hegemonic global power and if you pick the left you're getting Davos hegemonic global power so do you do you want gay communist in charge or do you want like Trump we got a couple homos on our side too let's not yeah I would Trump has a gay is the cabinet image yes got best in is the highest okay but he's not like the gay but like he just has a pink house and keeps to himself he's not like out in the pride parade you know where in the shorts he's he's definitely going to a pride parade in his life maybe but we haven't seen it well and that's what matters he's the type of gay that he reports for telling people to come outside and then he punches them in the face then Elon Musk walks back in with the black guy and like no see I you this is let me tell you why you ladies are so wrong because man and I have to mansplain this and I mean this is all due respect there's nothing worse than a closeted gay guy if you're gonna be gay be gay oh I like this dah dah dah Scott Besson is gay likes boys married to a man but then he tries to act like he's straight that hurts a straight man you know what I mean that makes us look bad every man is flamboyant and also he's not closeted I would prefer if the homo's kind of kept it you want them to be like you think so yeah that's how it should be the grandma's exactly discreet he was you know his lady but name is linda Graham and it was like I'm a Disney lamb and I have a bubble wand and it's like okay well this is a little this is pretty clear but like you know just a gay guy that talks normal that's great that's fine I like that I don't think it helps it well Scott Besson's okay like they do say that you can't help it because there's when gay guys go get surgery and they get anesthesia especially when they're in anesthesia they talk normal they're like yeah I'm like this look it up you can look up gay guys under anesthesia all of a sudden they're all the sudden their voice you know goes down a few octaves and they're they're very masculine so that's the trick I guess I don't know but Scott Besson probably smart guy brilliant guy you can just tell by talking to him but I'd like to be a little more flamboyant I'd like it to be winning there and high heels in it yeah look I mean come on get it up if you're gonna be gay don't be high don't go half way you'll see I'm the opposite I'm like if you're gonna be gay just like me normal normal like don't be in the closet no but just like don't you know it gets a little much sometimes it's like you got you got to you can still be normal and just I think the trump gays are normal well okay well you could do get out after this yeah we can we can talk there's a lot of stuff I wouldn't say to you but I'm like oh we're not with a friend great now I'll just text you under the table yeah we don't eat kicked off YouTube but who do we think's gonna win in Florida to anything Donald's has it or he just called a trans person sir it's man and that's actually what happened yeah you want to watch here we go help check this out sir I'm a man I'm not sure I'm a man as a member of college that voted to actually release that's about what the fuck is what the fuck is yeah I don't see the rest right now here what the fuck is what these people are psychos a little this six but there's nothing about her that's a little all of these people are psychopaths and Byron Donald's handled that like a pro they did and a transgender or less than 0.01% of the population they're such a small amount of the population if I should have called the other lady y'all get them sir as well yeah I like how the lady you could tell who's actually a female because the female is hysterical he's actually like still there's a bomb and he was like oh dear you you can see a woman standing right there it's like a six but tall burly man it's literally just a guy with long hair which I'm just imagining like let's just like let's just go back in time to the Salem witch trials and there's like two dudes sitting with two chicks and they're just being like see this is why we're having the witch trials right now you know these women are they're hysterical now they're women are going like I know they're crazy well women I mean maybe I love the ladies who'll admit that women are crazy but I would say that women are pretty crazy but men are two but yeah but you know like men are crazy for different reasons yeah and I was I was talking to my wife about this it was actually funny because I jokingly was lie well you know what they say like women are crazy and she looks at me and she's like you guys are jumping off of buildings outside like you've got these skate ramps I watched one guy jump off 10 feet and slam into the ground you guys are nuts and then I thought about for a second I was like yeah you're right actually guys are just crazy in a different way you know it's part of our charm and allure that we're crazy no but you know I thought about like women are crazy about people and men are crazy about things guys are like I'm gonna jump off this roof and survive and then you like bust both his legs and he's like yeah and women are like you're nuts but then women are like how dare you call me a name you know I mean I do think you're right some people are more sensitive than others but but here's a thing if you watch a guy do a back flip off of like a building into the ground and he gets up and he's got like bruised heels if a woman called him crazy he'd be like yop and he'd laugh but if a woman started screaming about trans he called her crazy like don't you copy me they should freak out. Yeah, that's why. There's a double standard. There's a double standard with a lot of stuff like a woman saves a lot of guys. She's a slot. A guy saves a lot of women. He's, yeah, but that's the thing. Like, you know, you know, the saying, like, you know, you know, the saying, like, yeah, a lock, yeah, yeah. A lock that could be open on any key is a terrible lock, but a key that can open any lock is a great key. What about a pencil sharpener? There's sharpers a lot of pencils, but the pencil goes down every single time. He's out there, obviously, to that. I've heard that before. I'll pencil. Yeah, but I need to get argue that like the more pencils the vagina sharpens the weaker the sharpening is definitely suffering a lot with the sharpener. I know, but I'm okay. Okay. And I don't want to get too crude, but I will say this and I watch enough like these interviews or they ask people, you know, you know, these rape charges, one woman, they can tell when you lost your virginity. I'm saying, there's like permanent damage every time a woman has sex to the vagina. You know, that's permanent. I'm not sure that they say. No, there's no. Yes, it is every little bit. Every minute, dammit. Well, every time you hit it, it's like a baseball myth. But it's like a baseball myth. The more you loosen up a baseball man, it doesn't just get tighter. It doesn't just all the sudden come back together, like leather, it's skin, I swear. I know. That's what what do you think? What do you push on a 10 pound child? I know. And it barely comes back to the saying. That's what they've vagina rhinoplasty. It's like one of the biggest surgeries out there right now. That's not for that reason. That's labia plastic. Yeah, because that's for cosmetic purposes. I'm just saying you stress something. I don't ever might say stress out. Am I sound crazy? Whatever. So, yeah, but a penis. It's like the damaging hammer and a glove. Like the hammers. You know, this sounds like to me, like you ever see the 40-old virgin. Yeah. And he's like, you know, it feels like a bag of sand. Yeah, we're like, look at it. I'm like, uh, like, what is it like when you have sex? It's like a bag. Not dog down a hole. Yeah. Holding a bag of sand. But that line was silly because like anybody who's ever seen a boob knows it's not a bag of sand. Yeah. Well, that's a great movie though. Steve Carell is like one of the best ever. That's a. And it doesn't even like bang some old lady or something. A grandma. He's a marrying a grandma. Like the first woman he's with is a grandma. Is he actually with Gil Virginia? I just remember that time where he gets his body waxed. And that's iconic. Yeah, that was a great scene. Yeah, he ends up dating that woman and turns out she has a grandma. And he's like, you're a hot grandma or something. Oh, yeah, but yeah, she's happened to be a grandma, but she was actually hot. Yeah, I remember that. There's a couple of those in Congress. What? A grandma. Old Lauren Bober. Yeah. Lauren Bober's a grandmother. What really? Yeah. Yeah. For Tim, I think Lauren's actually like a year or two younger than us and she is a grandmother. Yeah. I mean, that's normal actually. Yeah, she's a proud grandmother. I love Lauren. I got. I look if if a woman had a kid at 20. And then when she's 40, her kid had a kid. She'd be a grandma at 40. Yeah, I think she actually had the kid. Yeah, I think she had her kid at 21 or had a kid at like 17 or something. Oh, and then, but did you guys hear this? And gosh, I don't want to defend this. But even with Lauren Bober's son, they got in trouble with this ex scandal for sharing a nude of his girlfriend. The girl was 17 at the time and he was 18. Yeah. So I know that that sounds where we're at. I think it was Colorado because we've been over this. The age of consenting the United States is like, it's like 70% 16 years old. Yeah. Yeah. But DC is 16. I think I think I think I think I think I'm a binge born aspect of it. Right. We should not have shared. So I'm not like trying to defend them. But to make a team, like he was like a pedophile one, you know, it's Colorado is 17. Yeah. Yeah. Once again, I don't think it was the if you are under 15 years old, it is legal to consent with someone who's four years older. Yeah. Yeah. Once I went 11 year old can be with this sharing year old sharing of underage images. It does not sound right. But I guess that's a Romeo and Julia lows. Yeah. But but I think it was because he shared images of somebody that was under it. Yeah. Well, you shouldn't do that. Yeah. Well, I agree. I'm not. But they made it sound like he's like Jeffrey Epstein on Epstein's island with like 14 year old. Well, that's the thing about the Lindsey Graham thing where they're like one of the male escorts was was underage. And it's like, no, Lindsey Graham is still disgusting. But in DC, underage would be would be would be would be under 16 and the guy was 17. So they're like, they're just and like, I'm just like, dude, Lindsey Graham is dead. I don't like, I'm, uh, who are you going after? Don't vote for Lindsey Graham. Okay. They won't. He's dead. And he's darling Graham doing well in the polls. Are she? No, she's doing miserably, man. She's doing terrible. Like they're going to go to him, but like your brother was gay and she'll be like, I guess he was. I mean, he was bad. I guess he was. So vote for me for different reasons. Her brother more than that. Gosh. The conspiracy theory now is they killed Lindsey Graham because of this October surprise. What? No. Well, of course, the conspiracy theory would exist. Yeah. I mean, there's going to be some sort of conspiracy too. He's like connected with Israel. Listen to that. But I don't know if I thought the conspiracy theory was that he had just gotten back from Ukraine and that like Russia killed him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was one of the things that he was actually killed in a bombing and they didn't want to say Russia did it because it would force them to the war. Yeah. Isn't that what he would have wanted? He would have loved the war. Like he would have loved it. He like went there thinking like, oh, boy, I hope this starts a war with America and Russia. Then they just drop it. They're like, well, do we think I think from all of the information that I'm sure we've all read, let's say Ukraine is on their last leg. Like it looks like they are overbed. It is over. But why? I don't like I'm reading the news and they're like attacking Elon Musk saying he's not a starlink for him. No, no, I'm just like why do liberals have this psycho retarded obsession with Ukraine? Like it really, really annoys me that I can go to these lips that I know and they're like, you, Crane, I'm like, why? And they go, you like Russia? And I'm like, okay. Well, they think Russia's anti-Gay. I don't like Russia. Yeah. I don't like Vladimir Putin. Of course. Russia started an unjust war. They're bad guys. But these people only just found out Ukraine was a country a year ago. And the USSR, what was it in power like 78 or 81 or 69 years? 69 years. I'm just saying, in this, these are fairly new lines drawn in the sand. So the fact that two million people, they speculate one million Ukrainians and one million Russians have died for the Donbass region because there were a couple of people that actually wanted to identify as Russian. To me, it seems like a big waste. I kind of understand Zelensky's arguments. We don't want to just give up territory to a foreign invader. But at the same time, you were part of this USSR as a big conglomerate. It's just, I feel like his situation is different than if Mexico was trying to take over part of Texas. You know, the history is there's a farther in between. Well, you have a much better military base in Crimea and they wanted access to it. Yeah. You're going to get a war. And it's not that crazy. And I think if Zelensky actually cared about his constituents and his citizens, you know why we're at war with Iran, the petrodollar ended. No, but that's why we actually were going after that's why we actually took out a Muammar Gaddafi in Libya and and and and now we went into Venezuela. They want to put the petrodollar on the African denar. So I'm just saying, I want to train euros Gaddafi in denar. He wanted to create an African union. So they got removed. The petrodollar deal formally ended with Saudi Arabia. So the US is basically like, okay, we're about to lose everything we've got. We'll go to war. Well, this is my argument that I do make on a lot of college campuses. Even though I, I mean, if I'm being honest, I do say it kind of half-heartedly because I hope that I'm right. I mean, I hope this is the plan. Is that maybe Donald Trump is playing 6D chess? Maybe is playing 7D chess? 7D chess? 7D chess? 9D virtual chess. I know, I know it's so crazy, but I do think you have to go to this level because what if this was a match plan? What if he wanted every single Gulf state country or every country in the Middle East bombing each other's resources, making it so every single country in the world were reliant on American energy? He's trying to create a new liberal economic order between the US, Russia, and China. And this ensures that we're going to stand the petrodollar, especially if all these other people have to spend millions of dollars or billions of dollars. He's cutting out Europe because Europe doesn't produce energy. Yeah, and they can buy it from America. I think they already buy a lot from America. So I know now that people are getting so mad that he's lifting the sanctions on Russia to try to help with the diesel prices. I think that's an indication that Ukraine lost the war. Ukraine's over because they're not like right now the US needs energy on the market and Ukraine does not contribute it. I am fascinated by the psychology of like the type of liberal that lives in a really affluent area that has no ties to Ukraine that's like I'm going to put a Ukrainian flag in my window. Well, it's a victim's suicidal empathy is what they call that. It's like you want to like you know that there is a victim so you want to be on their side. It's like posting the black square on Instagram. I know like you want to take on the underdog side you want to take on the marginalized community even if you aren't a member of that community. So I feel like they feel like the Ukraine's a victim so they're just trying to get some sort of clout by the support. It's crazy. I don't know. I see that like when I go to Georgetown or like old town in Virginia, really beautiful historic areas. And you just see like these wealthy people they're retired. It's a Saturday morning. And they like look out their window and they see the Ukrainian flag. I'm like really this is how we're this how we're spending time now. They've never been a kid. They've never been there and they love it. They couldn't point it out on the map. Which like same but you know I don't have a Ukrainian flag in my window. Now I can but I couldn't be you know five years ago I know that. It's bizarre. The thing with Russia that scares me and you know I think you guys are right on your assessment on Ukraine that's probably a jover for them but I don't think that Russia will necessarily stop with Ukraine. I think they'll keep going in there. Well and I didn't think this before but I went to Eastern Europe earlier this year. I was one of the places I went to was Narva Estonia and it's basically kind of how you guys describe kind of like a leftover Russian town from before the fall of the Soviet Union and it's separated by a river on one side of the river. There is a Russian castle and on one side of the wherever there is an Estonian medieval kind of rebuilt castle. And on the Russian side, they displayed propaganda posters and hold concerts and have politicians speak. And you could go on the Estonians side of the border and look across the river and see the posters saying, "In Russia, in that Narva is part of Russia, we're not going to stop and we want Narva, and it's a border town of Estonia." And so I feel like, you know, I'm not super educated on the issue, but seeing that in person was very surreal and made me feel like some of the fears about Russia not stopping with Ukraine were very real, because they have posters displayed for Estonians to read. Yeah, and they're mobilizing in Clinton grid, which is freaky. So we think that Putin is going to continue on his surge, like Hillary Clinton. He needs the war-industrialized economy because the damage they've sustained, and it has helped their economy. They say their economy is actually -- It's given him a command structure over the economy which he needs. And if they, once they stop now, they're going to tank. So keeping the war going -- They're just following soldiers allegedly, you're like 800,000. Yeah, of course. Yeah, but the point is -- It was just like a million Ukrainians in around 800,000. But the point is this, when you start a war, you pay for it by stealing the resources. So they have -- not they're basically like, "Okay, we're a trillion in debt, so we need to go secure another trillion." Well, and like, when all of the American businesses left Russia, you know, or started -- And then they had to run McDonald's. They just like left all of the existing infrastructure for all the businesses. Like all the Starbucks and McDonald's that used to be in Russia, now it's just like the Russian version. And it's totally helped their economy. Like all of the existing infrastructure, all of like the grittles to make burgers at McDonald's are still there. It's just rebranded. And now it's like a Russian owned company. So it's like, "Okay, good one." Yeah. I can make a lot of rolls. Like, "Okay, nice." It's kind of stupid. And I don't -- You know, honestly, even though we're fighting a proxy war with Russia, like sanctioning all their oligarchs and stuff, I don't know. I don't know if that really helps us out neither, you know what I mean? Like, I know it seems like, "Oh, we're taking their yachts and we're selling them." But to me, it seems like a drop in the bucket. It doesn't -- I don't know if that really changes, saying, or if that makes us seem that much more powerful. I feel like it just makes us a bigger enemy to Russia. And makes them -- it only encourages them more to support Iran in a proxy war, right? Like, at some point, we have to realize that China and Russia are two biggest threats. And now you could say, "Iran, me, a pacifist, we should try to figure out ways to come under the negotiation table so we're not fighting potential wars of them." Yeah. And it seems like we could care less about that. I feel like NATO has been, like, kind of unnecessarily antagonistic. I don't know, maybe that's like a hot take. But because they're -- they have that arrogance knowing that they'll have America's support. And it's like, okay, well, what if -- you know, what if we weren't there? And it's like, I feel like a lot of this wouldn't have happened if we just weren't part of NATO. But maybe that's a nice idea. I think earlier this year, a lot of NATO countries, particularly the ones that border Russia were a little bit scared that we were going to pull out. At least that's kind of -- They were actually afraid, though, they didn't want to make a deal of that. I think so. So, like, when I was on the strip in Eastern Europe, I went to Poland, Finland, and Estonia. And I spoke to some of their -- I spoke to, like, the Finnish Minister of Defense and, like, some high-defense people in each country. And they weren't, like, we're scared. But they were clearly making the argument to me why their contributions to NATO matter and why the United States should remain in NATO, because they needed that -- they need us a lot more than we need them, for sure. Correct. But they were also making the case for reasons, like, for -- one example that I didn't really know about was, like, Finland produces icebreakers. We really don't -- because it's just, like, not in our -- in our geography and our climate. Like, icebreakers to go through -- like, boats to go through the glaciers and stuff in your Russia. And so, it's like, they're making that sort of argument to me, and I was like, okay, but, obviously, they do need us more than them, but, like, they were making the argument, like, oh, we -- you guys need us too, far stuff, you know? Yeah, I mean, I don't think there's, like, enough American manufacturing where we can't -- like, we have to have a global relationship with all the foreign countries for whatever it is, whether it's, like -- a lot of stuff we just don't make. Yeah, which is the problem we should be making this stuff. And I know, like, I did do all these debates with the leftists, and, like, aren't you so against the tariffs? And it seems, like, so hypocritical that the people that want to tax the rich all of a sudden get mad when Donald Trump wants to tax a foreign country that's been taking advantage of us through trade for the last 100 years. So, I don't know. I don't know how it all, like, equals out, and America comes on top, but I think it goes back to the saying that they're saying the globalism, like, America is the big domino. Once we fall, once we become the one-world order, the leader of the new world order, which you've heard JD Vance and Donald Trump say, the rest of the world will just follow suit. So, it's kind of scary, like, we are the biggest domino, and that's why we're the biggest target. Word? True. That's it. There's no other news. All I'm seeing is just more Ethan Clients. Like, literally, everyone's just like, did you see this? I've got to get them on the top. I will. The news is a little slow, like, I mean, I'm trying to think of like the stuff that I was covering this week. It seems like early voting has started on my side. No. This week was nuts. Just today is kind of calm down. What do you mean? What was your schedule? I'm trying to think what I even covered yesterday. Well, I mean, even today, we had two FBI agents in diet. We had the top Democrat arrested in charge. We have Ilhan Omar, fake name, like, yeah, it's been-- I mean, Ilhan Omar, Ilhan Musk just put a billion dollars into, into us. Giving kids-- No, to Skydance. So he'll own a piece of it. He'll own CNN. Well, did you see Barry Weiss? Is it allegedly going to be out at CBS if you heard that, Roman? I didn't see that. Yeah. Ilhan Musk, buying into the parent company, CNN, he's going to go there and be like, you're done. You can't disparage your boss anymore. Well, Ilhan's taking over the world. Well, me and Donnie Osmond or whatever. He just shared me and-- Donnie Osmond. Donnie Osmond? Donnie Sullivan? Donnie Sullivan? Actually, I liked Donnie Sullivan. I confronted him at a attorney-born event that he was at, covering during the-- Did you call him gay or something? I called him short. And then he included me in his recent documentary, and he kind of trolled me a little bit, but I trolled him a lot harder. But when it comes to CNN, that would be-- if they actually got Ilhan Musk to go in there and then tell them to actually be a little more moderate in their views, the ratings would probably go way up. So it'd be lucky to have a guy like Ilhan Musk, a part of their company. Nobody watches. I don't believe anybody watches Fox News, CNN, other than boomers that are just-- They don't-- Correct. No young people are going, "I want the CNN package." 100,000 in the key demo, bro. Yeah, none of them even have-- That's crazy. That's ridiculous. We're bigger than that. Yeah, and it's just, I don't know. I don't know where the new-- and Tim, like you said earlier, now the alternative media is kind of taken over, but at the same exact time, now the alternative media is oversaturated. So it's just-- Everyone's got a podcast. Yeah, I'm just going to quit doing media and start making weapons. Yeah, well, that's palm or lucky, you were talking about that. Yeah, I'm just like-- When would you make first? Right now, I mean, I don't know. What I will say is, have you seen the Taser Gloves that went viral? Yeah. Me and my guys were working on that prototype 15 years ago. 15 years ago, me and my guys were building Taser Gloves because what we wanted to do was you can set the current-- like the current-- I'm not a electric guy, so I don't know for sure exactly. I think it's like high-am slow volts or something like that, or might be high-volt low-amps. It's painless, but it locks your muscles in place. So we were like, let's put electrodes in a glove so if you grab someone's arm, it paralyzes their arm. And then it was funny because my guy was like, oh, I know somebody who works for insert big sport company. And he's like, let's reach out to him and see if they'll sponsor the video. We'll make a video about it. And he called the marketing guy, and they were like, this sounds super cool, definitely. And they got to call back an hour later. He's like, do my boss's like, you're like, absolutely not turning our gloves into weapons. So we were doing stuff like that. We were also doing drone experiments. We did the first ever live broadcast through a drone. And so we were actually working on means of taking drones out of the sky. One of the things was to have it basically like Spider-Man, a bunch of nets. I think that's what they're doing in the UK, and they just put up this big net. So we were building all of this before anyone ever did it. And I'm like, if me and my friends went down that path, we'd probably be billionaires. You got to sell this to the government. No, everyone's already there in front of us. Okay. And Darrell made the EMP pulse that knocks him out of the sky. Yeah, the electric magnet. I haven't seen the taser gloves yet. Well, one subject actually wrote a couple things down before the show because I was preparing on the flight here. One thing we got to talk about this, Tim, I will get a guess your opinion. I'm sure you've already covered it. But Brian Cole is not the pipe bomber. I mean, I think that would happen. What's that? There's a video footage of him not. Oh, he's got an alibi now. Yeah. Well, so now they show. They show. So is that lady? Well, we don't know if it's a lady, but we see the person that's wearing a gray sweatshirt who is allegedly as a lady right near the RNC and DNC headquarters. And then they have surveillance footage at the same exact time. And Brian Cole is on the south side and you know, it's funny. He's wearing a Washington Redskins mask like you can tell it. And his grandmother posted a picture of the jacket that she bought him. He's wearing that jacket. You might not be able to tell it's Brian, but you can kind of tell it's Brian, if that makes sense. He said, walking in the similar gate, it's just all the all the clues. I think, I think the issue is there's a preponderance of evidence that it was that lady, but it was a sanctioned government operation. So they're like, we're not going to, of course, in prison, somebody who was ordered to do a thing and followed orders. But this is to a bigger thing. January 6th. Yes, there's some crazy guys. One of my best friend, Luke Coffee, he was just a guy that was mad about the election. Like he wasn't a fat or anything, but there were feds there. I don't care what anybody says. There were definitely agent blockers who are like, yes. So were they the ones leading and knocking down the barricades? Maybe I don't know, but I just do not believe the official story. I think Nancy Pelosi could have put in more security. Yet she's having her son-in-law do a documentary during it all. So she wasn't that worried about the safety and then just the fact that they make it seem like it was the biggest terrorist attack on American soil since September 11th, yet they were able to reconvene in, I think, three hours and certify the election. So it obviously was not the worst terror attack because I don't remember 9/11 being cleared in three hours. So it's like something about you. January 6th, the pipe bomber, I think it's all kind of one problem, and we're never going to get answers, because I was talking about this, John Gross, who's my attorney, he was just on Tucker's show talking about this, how he got a job in the Department of Justice, and he started writing MIMO, saying we need to investigate the January 6th Committee, and he got fired for it. They literally said, we're not going to investigate. The Department of Justice is not going to do an investigation on the Department of Justice. So I just think there's a lot of smoke, there's probably fire in the January 5th bomber in January 6th. It's a chicken and a chicken coop, bro. That's true. I'm a rat in a cage. It's matching the pumpkins. Yeah, and the farmer is just like, I don't care what you think, bro. Do your little podcast, do your little show. The chickens are barking. Oh, no. That's exactly what they say. Like when I hear the chickens go, blah, blah, blah. Am I going to be like, oh, I better go in there and then go shake in. Yeah, no. No, I'm going to be like, hey, hey, look at him. Here's some feed, and then I'll shut up. Yeah. Well, they decide on Brian, though. He's just like a random guy from Virginia. Well, because according to the report was maybe he was autistic. That's what he wanted a little, but because one, the one thing that they have, and this is the people that are like the, we could call them the fed sloppers or whatever. The people that are believing the fed story is that in his interrogation and they do his own family says that he has a developmentally a little slow. Okay. At one point, they said that he bought a kitchen timer. You know those timers that you twist, that he bought that same kitchen timer. He admitted to them that he bought that same kitchen timer. That was allegedly on the bombs, I guess. I had the thing that that little guy, that kid made a clock in his room. Yes. He's one of those crappy little twist timers that all of our grandmothers had, like I could think. So other than that, they really don't have that much evidence other than his harsh interrogation. So once again, when it comes to this, I don't know if we're going to actually get any transparency. I would hope so, but I think Brian Cole did not do that. And I think the evidence, I think it is honorates him, but you know, we'll see what happens. FBI framed him. Well, in the timing on that arrest was like the craziest thing ever. Yes, so this has no audio, so you can kind of speak through it. It's just music. So that's Brian Cole. He's looking at his phone, how he looks at it. So that's where the J6 pipe bomber is. He's like up there. He's on, yeah, he's. And that's his Washington, like that is not this crazy. Steve Baker got all of this different footage. Yeah, great work. Yeah, he did great. Oh, no, this is a huge story. And so at this exact same, at this exact same timestamp, look, look, look, look how the pipe bomber's dressed. They're dressed in a gray hoodie, if I remember correctly, and they're just walking different. Like Steve Baker, it was a government sanctioned event, and they're not going to a president agent who's following orders. Yeah, exactly right. And if you're part of a classified mission or operation, there's no obligation for, if it is that, whatever woman, if you carry a jerk off or forget her name, she has no legal obligation to admit it. I think she can actually get in trouble if she admit it as she was the pipe. Remember when, like, we saw the footage, and I mean, that's a woman. Yeah. And the reason why is because when the bomber bent down to pick something up, the person bent completely at the hips, which men tend not to do because men's and of gravity is too high. So when men bend over, they'll bend their knees a little bit. As they lean forward, women will just straight lean forward. That makes a shunny jerk off his her name. Yeah, I mean, and I'm like, it's a woman. And then everyone's like, here's the, here's the suspect. It's a woman. And I was like, oh, there it is. They're like, no, it's a guy. And I'm like, here's, here's what I want every single guy to do. Okay. And don't actually do this because if you get hurt, it's your own fault. Stand up against the wall with your heels of the wall. Bend straight forward to pick something up. You know what happens? We fall for it. As we'll fall over. You know what happens if woman does it? Nothing. She just picks it up. Because female center of gravity is closer to the hips. Well, I don't think Brian Cole Jr. is a pipe armor. And I don't know if there's enough. There's, there's a lot of Thomas Massey filed some stuff that. He said he wants Cash Patel to address it. I always cash Patel was. That was sad to like, potentially frame this autistic kid who like didn't really. He ruined his family's life. He's just ruined this kid's life because they wanted to cover their own assets. Like, it's really. Oh, wow. I think it's a ghost. The other thing is like, we think that everybody in the government. Chicken's. Yeah, exactly. We're just adults. Yeah, you know, like they don't care if somebody. They don't, they don't mind if you go to war and somebody doesn't war. They probably don't care if somebody gets arrested. Yeah, they got money for wars, but not money to feed the poor. You know, I'm saying box your core. They just got key PD. Poor guy got 40 years. Did you see the guy they convicted who allegedly was a killer? Yeah, but they say it's been like a decade. Yeah, but they said he. It's been more than a decade. It's been four decades, I think. I said four decades. Oh, okay. But key PD wasn't even a shooter. Allegedly that everybody in the Compton in LA actually knew who the shooter was and he got killed by bludzer crypts. So the actual guy that gunned down two pockets has been dead. Since shortly after the assassination, but key PD was associates with this guy and they gave him 40 years. So he's the rest of his life. He's already like 70 or 65. So it's basically life sentence. So the left and the Democrats are Republicans are one big happy family tree. The goal of the politicians is to keep the chickens from going crazy, escaping. Well, but Tim, I know you're kind of saying that condescendingly or kind of sarcastically, but dude, these flock cameras, I know I see it like a lot of the right wing people that are defending. Do either call the flock cameras because we're sheep because we're chickens. Oh, chicken's part of a chicken chicken to wear a flock. So listen, I think actually I would actually be for public safety. You should have a camera that's on every corner, but I don't want that camera to have a back door to artificial intelligence where in Dallas, there was governor Abbott just took away state funding for flock cameras. Well, the city council immediately held a meeting, seeing if the city council would approve if the city would just take over the funding for the, but just listen, Tim, 40 people spoke against the flock cameras. 40 people. Not really. Meeting the eight to one makes it like you overwhelmingly. Beyond the ice wall is a Gartha, okay, and that's where free men live. There's might be. You are all you are all the intercontinent slaves to mine cobalt and here's the thing. If the people in the intercontinents ever found out that there was advanced civilization and technology, they would revolt. So as the Tumman quote was, I freed many slaves. I would have freed many more if only they knew they were slaves. So what a Gartha, Tatarian Atlantis agreed upon was never let the intercontinents within the ice ring. No, they're slaves and they'll never revolt, but you'll still need management of the slaves. So they send in high profile individuals from Valhalla to come in and help manage things. And when we're, I mean, when they're done, they go back to Valhalla. Well, okay, let's get into the conspiracies because I just saw some things. So they say that the Greek empire had aqueducts and allegedly had plumbing. And then all of a sudden during the Middle East, medieval ages plumbing went away, people like pooping in the streets. And then right, this is true. This is true. I don't know how to put this up, but it's supposed to have an aqueduct. I mean, the Roman aqueducts, yeah. The Roman aqueducts, yeah. I'd say, yeah. They plumbing. Then all of a sudden during the medieval ages, they didn't have plumbing anymore. And then yeah, it's true though. Yes, it is true. But then you can go look at like these ornate churches, like the Basilica and blah, blah, blah. None of them have bathrooms. When they're designed, none of them have bathrooms. Right. Well, the conspiracy theory is that there was a superior life force here. Maybe it was like the Nephilim or whatever. And they didn't even use the bathroom. Oh, that's not true. Oh, that's not true. What? Okay. Do you think you poop in heaven? What? Okay. Let's just say-- I think you poop in Valhalla. The Nephilim. Allegedly, the Nephilim are 30 of the angels that were casted out of heaven. And they were here on earth. So they poop like once a month? No, I'm saying if you're an angel, I don't think an angel poops. I'm not an anemone expert, but I don't think angels poop. So I'm saying we are the retarded offspring of these angels and humans, and that's why we need toilets, and that's why we poop. But the retarded offspring of angels and humans are the Nephilim. Yeah, exactly. Yes. Okay. Like, were-- have you seen Elysium the movie? Yeah, I think I have seen it. Where there's like a space station with all the rich people, that's literally what earth is right now. And they had to go to Elysium just to survive, because they're-- No, they don't have to. It's just they're rich, so they live in the advanced technology with cures. And like the purpose of the movie is predictive programming, right? They always got to tell you what they're doing. So you live on earth, and remember, the businessman comes down covering his face like, "Oh, I can't live on here." Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, those are the people that come in to run everything. What movies is? Elysium. So earth is like overpopulated and poor, and there's a gigantic space station in a ring. Is it Wall-E? No. No. Space station living in the orbit where all the rich people live, and they have medical technology that can cure any disease, and they have beautiful lawns, and everyone on earth is living in squalor, and they all speak Spanish, and then in Elysium, they all speak French. Oh. And then the movie is the poor people launch rockets to go to Elysium and break in and then try to steal stuff, and then they do steal everything. So it's like we've got our first Elysium fall and get over there. We do need to climb the Elysium fall. If you actually go past the 60th parallel without, you know, military authority, because there's vast lands beyond it. Yeah, they kill you. Is this in the South Pole? No, that's true. The 60th was an admiral bird. Well, generally I'm a bird. It was like I went past the Elysium fall, and I saw vast continents and lands. Yeah. He said they actually saw tropical climates. This guy. Yeah, you're going to look it up long giants of. See the one? I'm telling you. I've read land more times. I know there's a lot of natural resources in Antarctica. I know that. For a fact, they have tons of oil and gas, allegedly putting down real bird. Allegedly, but you know it for a fact. It was the highest decorated, I think, Air Force general at the time, and he was one of the first people that they used to be. to explore Antarctica and he described it. He came back and said that there's-- And when I was in Antarctica, a different climate, and there's more. Well, he said he went through. There was like an opening. He went through. And when I set out pay for Alec Stein's trip, he refused. Yeah, because I don't want to land on the ice. See, I'm not trying to go to Antarctica. Should I have gone to Antarctica, Rebecca? You could have gotten like a Canada goose jacket and made it like a whole fit and-- I just didn't like a cool-- Listen, we were exposing the shape of the earth. I know the government would kill me in two seconds. So I was like, no, dude, we had this whole plan where you're going to go on a plane. It wasn't really going to take off. And then you're going to come on on a sound stage and think you're in Antarctica. We said this whole thing up. And then you canceled. I know. Well, listen, I was being a baby, a big beyond tonight. I apologize. But now, if you guys want to send me to-- on the next Artemis III, I'm down to go. And we want to get a sound stage where you'll think you're landing. It's a fake plane with the windows, our TVs. And you think you're landing in Antarctica. When you come out, we actually have the sun set up so that it proves flat Earth. And then you're like, we were flat. We were like, ah! It was actually cool. So I went and I did a tour of the Johnson Space Center. In the Johnson Space Center, when you're driving through, it's almost like Disneyland. You're in one of those trams that has like-- you know how you take those carts that have multiple carts in it, like those cars that drive you around. And they're like, that building right there, there's astronauts that have been in there for six months, that every single thing inside that building, they think that they're on Mars. They've recreated that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's people that are literally like this. Are they doing this thing where it's like, you got to live in there for 10 years? Yes, and there's multiple of them. There's multiple villages, like there's people living in there. And the conditions of Mars, and we're studying them to see how they react. No, but that's how you qualify to colonize Mars. You have to live in Martian conditions. And then once you prove that you can sustain life in this condition, they'll put you on the ship. And they're in there for years. Are they allowed to have a family? Or they have to have a family. It's a requirement to be married. It's a YouTube video. It's like one of those. I think you might be able-- because we asked about that. It's funny, because everybody had a tram to ask. I think they're allowed to like, you know, FaceTime their family while they're in there. It's like one of those twisted Mr. Beast videos where they make them like-- Kind of. That's what it felt like. Or get for a year or whatever. We're back here. You said that because it's just like a big square building. And if you've been to the Johnson Space Center, it's near Houston. It's very old. I mean, this is the same thing where they went to the moon and I-- Actually, I-- you know, Mr. Beast is interesting, because I don't know him or anything. But he seems like a nice guy. But he also might be the Antichrist, one of the most evil people. But I'm going to tell you why. He said that piece of taste like a baby. He's just like a baby. Yeah, type in Mr. Beast, baby. Well, no, what I was going to say is like, the idea that you would come in smiling, being like, you've got $1,000 in debt, and you've got crippling medical debt, stick your hand in this blender, and whoever does it the longest wins. Like, I appreciate that he does nice things like him when I was short-time content. I'm just going to give you money. But like, the idea that you've got these poor people who are like, my life sucks, I'm in massive debt. And he's like, let's all make you do some demeaning and degrading thing, and you can have some of my money. He's like making them do squid games. Yeah, that's right. Well, he literally did squid games. He didn't kill him. Literally did it, I mean. Yeah, he made a squid game. Little on the nose, that was kind of crazy. You know, like all three stuff, to villages destroys their economy. But I can't remember what I was watching where like, it was like, you could win a million dollars. If you like, you have to sit inside a box for like everyone, everyone sits in a box, and then like whoever stays the longest or whatever. And a guy, he was like, we need the money for him. And he's like, oh, my mom's really sick. And we need the money for him. And I'm like, you might win. And I'm like, it's just like I get just a good-- I'm going to give it to a man. It's like, you really got to make him live in like a-- he draws a giant red circle in a field and he's like, you have to stay here for a month. Then maybe you can get some money. It's messed up stuff. I think it's horrible. I would do it, though. He's like, we put seven kids inside this tiger's exhibit in the zoo. If you make the day soon, first of all, that was the job. The AI video was that like Trump was posting in the immediate after that. That was great. And the only difference was that he actually beat the tiger. He's like, if it was new, it would have been different. We're hugging. I put him in coach, and it was-- Why would people-- why would the people mad about that, were they just pretending? A little bit, but it was just kind of funny. I just kind of-- I just-- I just shot a-- He was like, don't let the other nature-- He's like, don't let the other nature have the kid dead. He was like, don't let the other nature have the kid dead. I think it's funny that Hassan said the N word 10 years ago when he was getting canceled. Because my aunt was like, I really don't care. Like Shane Gillis said, he's like a Chinese accent. And I'm like, oh, that was pretty funny. And they're like, he's got him originally fired. I know, he got fired. The last thing that he said was objectively true, women do dress like sluts when they go to the gym. I don't care if you guys are horrors or whatever. Maybe you guys don't do that, but-- He said, maybe you guys are horrors. I don't know. But you guys have seen people working out. These women are wearing like booty shorts and a bra and then I'm put on a t-shirt over that cleavage. Do you disagree, Olivia? That looks like your men. Oh, no. I agree. I think leggings and sports bras, I don't know. I do solo course. I feel like that is the general vibe as most women are in a sports bra-legging type of cute matching set. And there's no men in there. But what pisses me off is the booty whole scrunch. Dude, it's like the day-- They purposely buy the-- Whatever the boot-- And it's skin color. Or they buy the special tights that go up their ass crack. Yeah, that's the thing. But what do you talk about? It's really intense. Yeah, it's mint style. Yeah, that one annoys me. That was a little-- But the leggings I feel like is fine. I don't know, I work out leggings. It's running like normal legs. What gets me really is the color selection. If you're buying like light kink, it's like-- I don't want to have to do a double take at the gym. Because you think it's her skin, you think it's nice. Yeah. You do it on purpose. Oh, sure. That's what he was talking about. He was saying that they wear like colored leggings. Yeah, the skin tones over to their naked. The voids were mad just because it was like true. And also funny. But then even like Keenan got mad at him for messin' out like we need to talk. Like a little boy. Who are you trying to impress by acting like this? And then the women immediately proved it. They're like, here's my butt scrunched leggings. It's a very edging list thing. It's like, OK. I mean, you're allowed to know. You don't care. But it proved the point. It proved the point. I don't think you're good at looking at it. Well, you had that-- he kind of tested that joke in his TV show where there was the scene where he was at the gym. And they like, they trapped him. And that's like a sub-genre on the internet where they try to get videos of guys being creepy at the gym. Looking at it. But you know, they do SNL does a full non-live show with the audience. And then they do it exactly the same, again, right afterwards. They do, too. Yeah, it's the live rehearsal at 8 followed by the live broadcast. So he did that monologue twice. And they all thought it-- they all clapped a lot. It was funny. Everybody else was fine with it. They're all fake. Well, do we think cancel culture is coming back to him? Do we think that it's swinging back or-- they're trying to bring it back for sure. We'll see what happens. Like Shane Gillis is basically a wall. Like, so long as he's here and he's big and he's making money, they can't do anything about it. I mean, dude, the fact that Bud Light got canceled and then hired him to cancel him. It was on the cancel him. Yeah. It was really smart. Yeah. But I'm just saying, like, when you look at comedy, like at comedians, Shane Gillis, what he said, the women dress scandalous for the-- I don't even-- I think that's objectively true. I don't even think that's offensive. So the fact that the mainstream media went after him for that, it seems like they're just itching to find somebody, you know, it's like the end where they want to. They want to get them all about. They want to cancel people. So we haven't all of a sudden just been OK with the first amendment. We're all first amendment supporters. We might think that now because we can say retarded, but that's really not-- that doesn't mean anything. Small victories, Alex, small victories. It's probably better with the younger generations, I would hope. I feel like they're kind of indifferent to a lot of this cancel culture stuff. I don't know. I do think cancel culture is back. I mean, look at Ethan Klein. He can't even see on his life without getting a show ruined. We used to be a real country. Yeah. He deserves to be canceled, I mean. He's been absolutely long, Alex. Honestly, he'd just cheated, but it wasn't with a cast member and somebody he put as thing one and thing to-- like that one. It's just style. Oh, I'm not. You can't see that. I think that is-- I think that is a good point. I think that is a good point, actually, because let's say like he was like just drunk at a concert or something, and like kissed a girl they didn't know. Like that's cheating. That's horrible. She should dump them. But like what he did was a calculated relationship behind his wife's back, making her dress in a similar matching costume. Like what he did-- Oh my god, come over it. It's so much deeper than just cheating. Like it's-- I cannot understand that, like you're saying, if he was at a concert and kissed someone else, like that doesn't-- I can't fathom that. Well, no, that's not OK, but I'm saying that-- I don't know what I'm saying is there's, like, who are these weak-willed loser guys? Yeah, there's just like make out of the random girl. But I'm just saying, if it was random, then I could almost understand, not understand, but like that kind of makes sense. It's not as evil, still evil, still cheating. But what he did was objectively evil-- It's not a foul. --to timbre to hire her, to make her-- But this was before the affair. Well, when he hired her? No, no, no, no, when she was dressed like that. The affair was been happening for six months. Six months, and that was a year ago. That was a year ago, but I would speculate that it's probably been going longer than that, because if you look at healers' actual messages on Instagram, she's like, I don't even know if that's the truth. I mean, look, he brought in a young fan who was begging for it. Yeah. That's the story. Yeah. They're like, what was she wearing instead of the thing, too? [LAUGHTER] Right, blue. Yeah. He should have said like, I couldn't remember if you were the thing, too, I thought it was you. Yeah. For six months at that time. I bet you're here probably trying to-- Because she said that she had to like drag out the truth. Yeah, because apparently it was like first. It was just a kiss. I wonder if he tried that. He was like, oh, I just saw the blue hair. I thought it was you, my bad. The emotional thing. Maybe you're crazy. I don't know, you live, but she's not dumb. I know that. I know. Maybe hilarious if thing, too, got pregnant. And it's like, if things are going to have a kid, you know? That would actually be awesome, if you-- Imagine that's how the lie came out. Yeah. Oh, I don't wish that on her. And then he just starts hosting a podcast with her. that the baby or just he was replaced. I don't know. He was gone. I know it probably helped his ratings. I'm down, but I'd watch it. You know if he is a thing like you know I know he's not evils because he could have he could have gotten away with everything. How blaming her. What do you mean? If he was evil, he could just falsely accuse her of something so that he becomes the hero in the story and she's the villain. Well, I think she's on the glue the whistle. I don't know this. This is my point. He found out yet. Well, he did was wrong and bad and he's a weak will loser guy. What I'm saying is if he was malevolent, he would have preempted this by accusing her of financial indiscretion or some other problems so that he'd keep his show. She'd stay on the show. He'd get his mistress and his millions of dollars. I don't know. I really mackerelian. Yeah, but I feel like public sentiment is just like they're they're naturally going to be more charitable towards the women in a situation like that, especially not if he says she like beat a dog to death. Okay. Who is this? Christy? No, he's got a new dog named me. Yeah, yeah, she's pretty. I heard she needs and I have no way of confirming this. But I heard that there was like a no picture with dogs rule when she was. She was the first. She was secretary. They're like, no, no dog. The first time I met Alex actually is I was walking down street and there was a house fire and then I heard puppies yelping and I was like, Oh, no, these poor dogs. And then I saw Alex run straight past me ripping his shirt off. I don't know why, but he ran in grabbed the puppies and ran out and saved all of them. And I said, sir, you're a hero. Who are you? Tell me your name. And he says the name's prime time, Alex. I was like, oh, wow. I was like, will you be my best friend? And he was like, yes, that's literally how we became friends. I saved about four dogs. They're all pit bulls so they had to be just nice. I'm being a sad story. But we became best friends. Yeah, they were they were burning in a fire that proves they started the fire. They started the fire. All right. It's Friday. Smash the like button. Share the show. You can follow me on next on Instagram at Timcast. Alex, where you at? Guys, you know where I'm at. I'm on social media. Prime time sound on Instagram. Love the new studios. I'm not just saying this. And I think listen, Tim, I would never give you advice or anything, but I would say this. The timpool has one of the biggest political shows. Now he is next to the Capitol. And I can only speculate that you're going to have a boom when it comes to all your political connects. Just think about the next January six. Oh my god. You're right here. I'm just really excited for the future. And I'm excited for all the politicians that come in here. And Tim, the only thing you have to promise me is that you got to press them because that's what we want to see. You want to see you press these politicians. We'll just bring you here. Yeah. I'll do that. I know. I know. I know. I'm going to bring Alex. He's going to yell at this. It's just like Timcast 3.0. This is what we've been waiting for. Tim pool in DC. And if we don't want to dox this area, even though we have great security, I actually think this might be season five season five. It's going to be like season eight. Yeah. Okay. Also, there was North Jersey, South Jersey, Maryland, West Virginia, and now DC. I think 8.0 is going to be big season five. You guys just be on the lookout. There's going to be some big time politicians. They literally their offices are less than a block away from here. So excited for the future. I'm so we're we're in the same building as Fox News NBC. See span. Like I walked into the day Brian came. He was walking out exactly literally. They record on the bottom floor. You can see him recording. So I think this is a great opportunity. I'm excited to be here. I'm excited to come back. I agree with everything that prime time just said. We're very excited that we're in DC now. It's not going to spoil. I walked here. So I live super close. I got some of this to many docs, but it's a big real quick. You live this close. Do you like living in the capital? I love it. I love it. I love it. I'm very biased because I'm from the DC suburbs originally. So I feel like I've just kind of always been in this area of the suburbs compared to DC because I know we got to wrap things up. You do like being like on I love the hill. Awesome. I love the hill. It's like a very for people. I might have to move here. It's like a very it's like super convenient to get to downtown to get to Arlington to get to Reagan to really get it anywhere important, but it has a super resident. Trump has gotten rid of a lot of the homeless and all the. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Because I grew up, you know, being scared to go to Union Station, even though that connects you to like the entire East Coast because it was just it wasn't even just tense. It was like semi permanent wooden structures that homeless people were living in outside. And so now that's that's it's very clean right next to where we're at. Yeah, it's great. But anyways, yeah, find me on Instagram X just Olivia Rondo. It's R-O-N-D-E-A-U. You can find me at the daily collar. You can read my byline and you can follow me on X and on Instagram at Rebecca Zelko spelled R-E-B-E-K-A-Z-E-L-J-K-O. We are back tomorrow. I got weekend videos going up now on the Tim Kess channel. And then Sunday the Tim Poole show will be live. You don't want to miss it. Thank you all so much for hanging out. We'll see y'all next time. [Music]