112: Farting on A Plane is FINE

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California, this is the Broski Report with your host, Brittany Broski. I've traveled every road in this here land. I've been everywhere, man. I crossed the desert bare, man. Breathed the mountain air, man. Traveled, I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere. I've been hanging, hanging, hanging, hanging, hanging. Actually, I'm going to read the lyrics. Who the fuck sings that? I only know the Texas version, too. Oh, it's a Johnny Cash song, of course. I've been everywhere lyrics. Texas. I've been to Waco, Jaco, Hondo, Navasota, Winsboro, Jacksboro, Hillsboro, Santa Rosa, Austin, Houston, Galveston, Texarkana, Frisco, Buffalo, Conroe, Corsicana, Goliad, Grosbeck, Glen Rose, Red Oak, Post Oak, Lava. Oak, Lone Oak. No joke. Wow. They really did something there. They really did something with that. Hi, y'all. Welcome back. This is a Victorian Cowboy episode of the Breastcure Report. Y'all knew it was coming. Come on now. Come on with me. Come on with me now. Hey. Can I get a one-night stand? Hey, now. Hey, man. I go, yeah. Grosbeck, Glen Rose, Red Oak, Post Oak, Lava, Oak, Lone Oak. No joke. When the sun goes down. When the sun goes down on my side of town. And that lonesome feeling goes through my door. And the whole world turns blue. Y'all know that. I spend most every night beneath the light of a neon moon. So it feels you're one and only. I love that fucking song. Okay, guys. Lock in. Oh, my God. My camera. My handle's not on. Okay, y'all. It's time to get really fucking serious. I'm headed back to Texas this weekend, so I'm celebrating naturally. One of the scariest states in the country. Yes. And am I kind of terrified to go back? Yes. But do I miss the culture of the South and Southern hospitality and the fucking food? Yeah, I do. I'm going to ACL. Going to ACL this weekend. So, if I see y'all, I'll see y'all out there. And I mean that. I'll see y'all out there. Hosea is performing. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fucking duh. Oh, Hosea is going to be. Yeah, I'm there. Yeah, I'm there. I'm in the crowd and I'm naked. Anyway, going to ACL. I'm doing what the fuck else. Let me tell you about this company. And I forget the. Probably should know the name. It's this boat rental company that you can do in Austin on Lady Bird Lake. Shit. Lady Bird Lake. It's about 100 degrees in this room. And I've had about 18 shots of espresso, if you can't tell. Sometimes I do zoom out and I'm like, if you're not, if you're at this, I've hit a wall when it comes to recruiting broski nation. You guys are here. Okay. And I am very annoying. And at this point, you're used to it. It's like, it's like the devil, you know, you know what I mean? You're used to my level of annoying. I'm bruh, six, seven, six, seven, bruh. I'm like, when the sun goes down, just stim, it's stim hour. Y'all are used to that. New people aren't going to be used to that. So sometimes I feel the need to be like, hi guys, I'm Brittany broski. Welcome back to the broski report. Today, we're going to be talking about music. Like that's really not, we're balls deep into it today. I'm like Anthony Boyle. I need to bounce on Anthony Boyle. Okay. So there's, there's, there's a run of show. And I'm also going to introduce and let me know what you guys think about this. Hey, if you're texting me, don't. If you're texting me, please don't, you know what I mean? Um, and if you've ever texted me, don't because I'm doing this and this is very serious work. As you can see, obviously, what the fuck was I going to say? Oh, there's a run of show here. And if you know, you know, you're familiar with it. You know what I mean? I come in, I talk about what I've been up to. I talk about what I've been obsessed with. And then maybe I answer to that. We're going to switch that up a little bit. We're going to switch that up on y'all. I'd like to introduce a new segment in the middle where I teach you something. That's pre-planned. And then we take audience requests. That's right. I'm opening the Florida broski nation and what y'all want me to learn about, or if y'all want to teach me something. So we might start introducing, and this is just me spitballing. Y'all let me know what you think about this. Like video submissions. And we'd play a broski nation video. It's about hi, Brittany. I'm from Yakima, Washington. Okay. Real place. And here's what I want to teach you. And then of course, I'll. Listen to the thing. I'll be like, okay, yes, diva. And then I'll be like, how interesting. And then I'll look it up on my own. Okay. But you give me a little introductory thing and then I'm good. That's what I'm. It's in my brain right now. Let me go ahead and clear my throat for you guys. That's what's in my head right now, because we kind of do a quasi, you know, pseudo version of that right now. And I don't know if quasi and pseudo are interchangeable in the way that I just used them. Are quasi and pseudo the same? Quasi means almost or partially, while pseudo means false or fake. See the beauty of just looking something up because I probably would have gone the whole rest of my day interchanging those and they're not. It's quite paradoxical. As far as I have a double entendre, it's quite paradoxical. Yeah. Like the measly brothers. I really, the measly brothers make me fucking laugh. They make me laugh. And Drewski does. Drewski just did another stream with Kai and Kevin and I laughed. And I laughed. And did I watch the 37 minute compilation, best moments, funny moments that Kai just uploaded? Yeah, I did. I had my little morning breakfast and I watched the whole damn thing and it was fantastic. And I laughed. Also could have been love too. He released the casting call. I laughed. Anyway. Okay. Here's what I wanted to talk about today. I've been gone as I do. I travel. They still let me on planes. Um, even though I got this big farter on me, even though, even though, Hey, carry on this big ass, this big shitter and not ass in the sexual sense of like, damn, she's got a fatty, this asset as like a weapon as like big farter, big shitter. She had whole milk before this. And I just, this last fight I was on, let me know what you guys think about this. Okay. Cause sometimes I get on a flight and people are farting next to me and I'm like, you are the most disgusting fucking nasty human. Get your toes and your farts out of this airplane. I mean that, I mean that. And don't put your feet on shit. Don't put it up on the wall, up on the thing. When your toes are gripping, you're pissing me off. That's one side of me. Okay. The other side of me is if I'm in the air and my stomach hurts, I got a fart. Okay. Because I'm in pain. And when you're, it's a pressurized cabin, my guts are bubbling. Okay. I don't have a gallbladder. Cut me some slack. Sometimes I got a fart and they're blanks. I'm shooting blanks on the plane. Okay. I'm farting with there's, there's no. Stink in the chamber. Okay. Or maybe we're just 30,000 feet up in the air. My, my nose is plugged up. Okay. But sometimes, yeah, man, I get it. Okay. And I, I cut some people some grace if they're farting. If you are farting the entire fucking plane ride though, I will say something. I will come over. Hi. Yeah. You keep firing off warning shots with your fucking butt. Just go, go to the restroom. Hi. Yeah. Just go to the restroom. We all know it's you shitting your pants over here. Just. Step into the lavatory and let them go. Thank you. Cause at least in the lavatory, there's that poop spray. There's that shit spray. And it always smells like an old man. It smells like an old man. Shitting. Okay. So anyway, I've been traveling a bunch. I went to London and on my flight to London, I was being big, farter. Number one, I was being big, fat, big, fat, white, further. I was being honky. Farter. Number one. And I fucking hate being that stereotype, but ultimately I am okay. It's probably the big honky farter. Yeah, it is. So I was farting and I felt bad about it. And then we landed. We just did some crazy shit in London. Y'all broski nation is making fucking moot. Like, I mean, we recorded some stuff abroad that will bring y'all to your knees because it brought me to mine. Okay. There are certain guests coming up on Royal court. There are certain things that we're cooking. That are very exciting. And I'm very, very, very excited. Very genuinely to have you guys see it because it's just getting bigger and better, you know, Royal courts, my little baby. And like, it really feels awesome to have people see the value in what I'm doing, because there is nothing worse than being interviewed by someone who doesn't know you, who doesn't give a shit about you, who didn't do research, you know? And like, I watched so many celebrity interviews. Cause I'm a fan of pop culture as we all are, where it's like, Oh my God, this interviewer is. So it's honestly like secondhand embarrassment to watch, to like over-sexualize a guest, to ask very surface level things, asking Killian Murphy about memes. Why are you doing that? You're pissing me off. Okay. I'm so serious. That's one of the greatest living actors. You're going to be like, are you aware of a meme of your face acting like you're repulsed? Oh, so it's shit like that. I'm just, I'm overseeing that. And I think that. These people are artists and they want to be talked to like artists and like humans. that's my, that's my joy and my pleasure, my privilege ultimately. So yeah, it's, it's really awesome. Shit's happening with Royal court team and thank you for watching it. And thank you for your support. Ultimately. That's what I wanted to say. So we were in London doing that. And, uh, when I was in London, I had visited a tourist attraction as one does called the London dungeon. Now, let me dissuade you or actually persuade you to go give this a try because what I thought was the tower of London, that's what I wanted. I wanted to go see the old cells and the dungeons and like where the crown jewels are. And like, surely the tower of London's haunted all that shit. I thought that's what I was signing up for. No ma'am. No ma'am. What the London dungeon actually is going to be is more what I would characterize as immersive black box theater. What the London dungeon is and continues to be is a kind of Halloween horror nights vibe. Like it is a walkthrough haunted house with character actors who don't warn you that you're going to get wet. You're going to get screamed at. They're not going to touch you. Okay. You're not getting touched by these people. You're not being diddled by the actors at London dungeon. However, you are going to be scared. You are going to have mystery liquid thrown at you. And people are going to be screaming and running. And you're going to be scared. And you're going to The lights are going to go out. It's scary, but it's funny. Also, it's informative. I rate the London dungeon 10 out of 10. I would just say, and honestly, I had more of a blast because I didn't know what to expect. Once you kind of realize what it is, what's going on. And by the way, does this experience end with a ride with a rollercoaster ride? Yeah, it does. Okay. And is it in the bottom of some government building? Yeah, it is. And is it right next to Shrek 4D? Yeah, it is. And the Sea Life Aquarium. In the London Eye? Yeah. It's actually right there on the water. I thought genuinely we were like going into the old cells of the London dungeon and this is how they used to torture people. Because you know, sometimes we'll have like medieval torture museums. The macabre, nasty, like morbidly curious side of me is like, yeah, I would like to see that. If not only to be repulsed, but to be like the brutality of the British Empire. No, that's actually not what this was. This is kind of just theater. It was Halloween Horror Nights, British edition. Cruelty edition. So I had a damn blast though. Okay. I went with a friend and we literally were like, what the fuck is this? Because you start the experience by taking those like corny, you know, I'm in the stocks, like those sort of photos, like, nah, they got me, girl. And then you walk into the actual experience and it's like, oh, each room is themed like something different. So we stepped into one that was plague themed, the plague room. And we step in and it's like, you know, they, they push you in the crowd. There's like ominous music playing and the lights are all dim and you sit down on these, it's like little pews. There's like a fake, there's a fake dead body, fake body, hashtag fake body on the table. And there's like this Sweeney Todd curtain that they've pulled that's got blood splatter on it, whatever. It's all fake. And the guy comes out and he's, you know, all hunched over like this and he's looking at all of us and we're like, I don't want a person to do shit like that with, because I'm laughing and it hasn't even started. Okay. You come over and make eye contact with me and you're in your character outfit. I'm laughing. So he comes over and there's this dead body on the table and he's like staring at all of us. And then he whips out his hand and starts digging around in the corpse. And we're like, ah, ah, he's digging around the corpse. He rips out an organ and then it's all quiet. And he, he makes eye contact with all of us again. And then he does this where he like flings the organ and water comes out. And I go, ew. And so the whole first row, we're like, what the fuck? Ew. And he goes, sorry, bladder. Did you know that during the plague time, like, of course I'm laughing because that's hilarious. You flung the bladder piss on me out of this dead fake corpse. Okay. Immersive black box theater. And so he starts talking about how they handled plague sores, how they handled the dead bodies, how they disposed of dead bodies in plague times, how they had no of like modern medicine and what actually works. They didn't know to wash their hands. They thought leeches would get, you know, bloodletting, all of this. They didn't realize that like the water was contaminated. They're shitting in the streets. They're all coughing on each other. They're not eating, you know, edible food. And all these, it was just like the living conditions were squalor. It was shit. And the plague wiped out, what is it? A fourth of fucking Europe in the 1400s. So they're informing you of all these things while also, you know, there's bits and there's jokes and there's what, and there's piss. Ultimately there's fake piss being thrown at you, which is great for me. I love an experience like that. So we do that. And then there's a fucking ride at the end, like a la Tower of Terror, Guardians of the Galaxy, Disneyland ride. It's like a drop and it's supposed to be like the gallows. I genuinely thought when we booked the London dungeon, I was going to be like, this is where they used to hold. Like one of those places where it's very solemn, it's very somber. It's a very educational experience of like, we can never let governmental figures have this much power ever again. Right? Like this is fucking crazy. Now it's like, it was actually just going to be improv, scripted improv about the bubonic plague. So I would say if you're in London, definitely do the London dungeon. 10 out of 10. Tickets were not that expensive and there is a gift shop. So, and it is right next to Shrek 4D. And did I go into the Shrek 4D gift shop? Yeah, I did. So anyway, London dungeon, 10 out of 10. I would also recommend if you're in London to hit up Mr. Foggs. Okay. Now let me explain. Mr. Fogg, Mr. Fogg is a bartender and there are multiple different locations. There's like a Mr. Foggs tavern and there's a Mr. Foggs something. We went to Mr. Foggs apothecary. This is kind of like a speakeasy, but it's like a craft cocktail bar. And it's all Victorian London themed. Um, yeah, you bet your fucking ass I was there. They bring out the drinks and these weird, you know, like science, this sort of shit, like test tubes and scientists, whatever. There's like dry ice. It's a, you know, they do that big cloud bubble on the top of your cocktail and then it pops and it's like, oh my God, that guy, there's nothing cooler than that. There's nothing cooler than that. Especially when you're drunk. It's clapping like a fucking baby, like a baby that you just did a magic trick in front of. Oh, literally me and Mr. Foggs apothecary. So we go, I have about 13 to 14 cocktails. I run up the motherfucking tab, uh, my own tab. And then we leave and we're just walking around and it was such a beautiful night. There's this, I wish I had gone. It's this store. I think it's called like pretty ballerina or something like that right next to Mr. Foggs apothecary. And it's just about, it's like, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't LA flat store and I want to go in so bad. But yeah, it's right over there. I don't know where it's like Soho, I think area. I had a damn blast. If you're in London, go to Mr. Fogg's. Pay Mr. Fogg a visit because he sure would be happy to have you. And before I went to London, I was in the way I was in New York and I saw Little Shop of Horrors. Oh my fucking God. I'd never seen it. I'd never seen the movie. I had never seen the musical before. I knew suddenly Seymour because of Ariana Grande and Seth MacFarlane. And like I'd heard some of the songs before. Obviously, we have Plant here, but the kind of point of the show I'd never seen before. And it was very, very, very much fun. I went with Trisha Martell. Very much fun. And yeah, the dude who plays, I don't know who the lead girl is, but she's fantastic. And the guy who plays Seymour was great. The guy who plays the dentist, the like homicidal dentist, I don't know what his fucking name is, but he, I, and I mean this when I say this, okay? I took an edible to keep that in mind when I went to go see the show. I took an edible. His performance as this fucking doctor, I wish I knew the actor's name, is one of the funniest things I have seen in my entire life. It is one of the, I laughed so hard and I feel this way with Drew, Caleb, and Tricky sometimes where I'm like, you are so funny, it's pissing me off. It's pissing me off because I can see like, I don't know if any other funny people do this, okay? Or if I'm just like off the espresso right now. Half of my vision when I'm like talking to a funny person is I'm laughing like an audience member, you know, like, oh my God, that's so funny. I'm going to laugh, of course. Then the other half is fuck, it's genius. Fuck, it's genius. Why didn't I think of that? It's that, but out of admiration. It's out of like genuine awe. And so I'm watching this dude perform and he is so ridiculous. He is so ridiculous in this role that he kept doing things where I'm like, that is so fucking stupid. I have to laugh. I have to laugh. He would take a physical gag like a bit too far or, you know, at the end of a serious line, he'd like boop one of the people's noses. Like it was just so good. I cannot put into words how, like at the end of it, of course, the singing is so impressive. It was so loose and light. And just, you can tell the cast is all friends. with each other the doctor i'm i'm telling you dude something magic i don't know who the fuck it is and he looked familiar i'm gonna look it up little shop of horrors new york cast 2025 jeremy kushnier that's my fucking king jeremy kushnier he's canadian what has he been in fx the series the idea of manhood what the fuck he is he is so damn funny it was pissing me off i was getting angry anyway so that was so much friggin fun i went with uh like i said trisha and one of my writers sabina and we had a damn blast we had a damn blast and shout out to the people who run little shop because they were so so so kind to us got us drinks and whatever is very very very sweet and then what the hell else did i do okay okay here's something that i've been waiting to talk to you guys about uh in my burt reynolds cosplay i just need to set that aside attention to the fact that i watched house of guinness okay let's talk about it let's talk about house of guinness i know you bitches want to talk about house of guinness let's talk about it house of guinness created by steven knight creator of peaky blinders okay house of guinness is about the founding family obviously the namesake of the guinness beer the guinness uh it's not a lager guinness is um it's a damn um it's an ale it's a stout it's a stout ultimately it's a stout it's a stout they've been brewing in this damn brewery since the 1700s and the show tells the story of how the family came kind of to power and how once the patriarch died the kids really turned it into the empire that it became i mean the guinness family is notorious in ireland for being like you know philanthropic ventures and whatever kind of like these titans of american industry like guinness really was that fucking guinness trademarked the harp before the country the republic of ireland adopted it as its symbol as its sort of mascot you know what i mean they just flipped it it's nuts how important like the guinness family is to the history of ireland so obviously i'm excited to do this um obviously i'm excited to see it because the last two times i've been to ireland we did the uh guinness storehouse tour and it was incredible i mean it's it's truly how do you create an empire out of beer how do you do that so once this show was announced obviously i was like yeah i'm gonna be all up in and around that i watched it here are my thoughts i think it was structured very well i'm pissed that it leaves on a cliffhanger obviously we kind of know what happens because it's based on history even if it's dramatized i think okay so here's what i really just let me cut to the fucking chase anthony boyle is what i'm here to talk to you guys about today we have a new one we have target lock team we have target lock and anthony boyle mustache no mustache tall short long hair short hair i don't give a fuck i don't care until the room stinks until the room stinks and i'm probably going to interview them at some point yeah i will i'll probably interview the cast from season two because i'm addicted to this show and and am i gonna have to live with what i just said yeah okay but i i need y'all to know it's anthony boyle time hey it's it's boyle o'clock a bit of boyle anthony boyle wow and he's from fucking belfast and all of these all these interviews i'm saying oh it's being shoved down my throat rightfully so and i'm consuming all of it i'm consuming all the fucking house of guinness content i can get because i'm the target audience i'm the target audience and i watched the damn show the minute it came out and i downloaded it on my ipad every single video i i get of him i can't i'm not even going to try to do a belfast accent because i can't but his is so much less it's more toned down than kneecaps sometimes kneecap talks and i'm like yeah yes yes exactly and then sometimes i'm like okay i know i understand when you got to take it slow for me okay because i i'm not from there i'm not from there i don't know what the hell y'all are saying but i'm sure it's something good i'm sure it's something i really really would agree with so uh yeah yeah where'd you say he was from man when i bring home my irishman to my texan family where'd you say he was from man um what the hell are you talking about man it's a lot of class yes it's class it's class grand it's grand thanks a million thanks a million thoughts on that hey any irish people any irish people listening currently go ahead and rate this for me yeah thanks a million for a dublin accent thoughts on that i've also recently learned that the dublin accent has so many variations because green chattins is one i've got some friends who speak in a certain dublin accent then there's posh irish but there's like some inner city variations of the dublin accent that are really difficult to understand and then don't even get me started on like cork what the fuck are y'all saying down there in cork again i agree with it i probably agree with it okay all loved all loved everyone in court what are you guys saying um so the more time i spend in ireland the more i'm going to kind of you know i'll become a translator i'm gonna speak irish i'm gonna learn irish so that's kind of what's going on but then you go up to belfast hey what the fuck you guys saying what the fuck are you guys saying and are there subtitles available could i get an interpreter okay but it's all love it's all good but he sometimes in interviews he'll when he starts talking really fast i'm like can you i tap on my screen back 10 seconds back 10 seconds one more time for me 0.75 speed point one more time for what was that king anyway i love him and louis partridge is he the guy who plays arthur guinness he's got some he's got some eyebrows he's got some cunty little eyebrows louis partridge and what else was he in yeah i'm interested you know what i mean 22 years is crazy he's 22 years old and he plays arthur guinness oh he was in enola holmes one two and three and paddington too of course and pride and prejudice of course did olivia rodrigo date louis partridge okay they had dated the relationship began with dating rumors in october 2023 oh because they were photographed kissing together in new york city like why am i right of course because there was actually 2023 when they started dating honestly shout out to louis partridge because 22 years old playing the role that he's playing nuts and how the fuck old is anthony boyle he's got to be like my age 31 he's 31 all right he's got a few years on me he's got a few years on me five foot seven hell yeah king five foot seven hell yeah king and he was in dairy girls and masters of the air isn't that that austin austin butler i almost said austin boyle is this the austin butler movie awesome but yeah yeah yeah it is and sas rogue heroes of course when that comes back of course i'll be watching sas rogue and it comes back on yeah it's quite paradoxical okay how's it going i really really enjoyed it there are some elements in here narrative wise that of course they made edward or they made no sorry louis partridge plays edward guinness anthony boyle plays arthur guinness yes arthur guinness in stephen knight's retelling uh is a gay man he is living life as a gay man okay and yes they exist yes gay people exist and i think it's i mean i found it to be an interesting way to you know when you put it in the context of what was ireland like at this time i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know what was acceptable what was taboo even you know into today it's like having that be a plot point who knows if it was true or not but it makes it very very interesting because when you have a family of such influence and wealth and notoriety this concept of like having blackmail or quote unquote something to blackmail them with it obviously it makes for an interesting and um entertaining story so yeah watching all that and the gay orgies and um the girl who plays adelaide is so fucking beautiful and neve shout out to neve who plays ellen cochran yes yes that's my queen she's broski nation and of course she is and of course that bitch is broski nation that's my queen it's crazy so i really enjoy i really enjoy fucking um jack gleason joffrey baratheon that motherfucker's in this show and he's my favorite character he's my favorite character he is so damn funny and he provides this levity and lightness and like a really heavy you know sometimes stephen knight stuff can be very oh fuck what are we gonna do what are we gonna do so he provides this kind of funny uh breakup breaking up of some of the seriousness and he's sent off to america to expand honestly kind of like who's the the younger cousin brother in peaky blinders come on what's his damn name i'm gonna watch this back it's gonna piss me off michael michael uh they send michael off to america america i don't know trump doing a birmingham accent america they send trump off to they said they send trump to birmingham to kill him um they send michael to new york or boston i think with anya taylor joy's character to expand the business during prohibition to help smuggle whiskey and you and whatever gin vodka in and out uh from england to the u.s fuck my brain just okay anyway so this kind of sir joffrey's jack cleason hello hello hello pick up it's me jack leeson's character is that and he's hilarious and he's very good in the role anyway it all kind of comes to a head at the end of the season and i'm very excited for season two so if you guys need an official red corporate correspondent for season two house of guinness you know where to look look no further you found her and no i don't always look like this i don't always look like non-binary burt reynolds bitch even though get into this yes okay here's also what i wanted to talk about today is some things i've been doing to improve my well-being you know i like to do one of these every few every few weeks or so something i've been implementing something that's been making me feel less like shit number one i'm going to be completely totally real with you guys i got put on gabapentin my doctor prescribed me gabapentin and is that what they give to dogs to make them sleep on planes and at the vet yes it calms them down am i on the dog am i on the dog xanax yeah i'm on the dog xanax he put me on the doggy xan because i think a real life xan or anything that is calming to that effect i don't need that just yet and shout out to the bitches that do shout out to the klonopin girls i guess for me i'm not it's not that bad but it's bad and so he recommended gabapentin great has changed my life i take it as needed and when it kicks in i'm serious i'm like everything's gonna be fine because i do i really freak out and i think that that's been a it's been something i've been battling with for a like accepting that i really do have like i have a problem with anxiety and that's not anything to be like wow she's so it's just like i think that i was embarrassed of it for a really long time i didn't want it to be true and there's this like taurus eldest sibling like i can handle this i am i'm being a puss i'm being a wimp i can handle this and then sometimes no you can't you know sometimes like i really freak myself out so gabapentin has been great shout out to gabapentin that's number one number two is i think i mentioned this a few weeks ago classical music i listen to kusc which is available on iheart radio i listen to it even when i'm not in california because they just you know instead of looking up the classical music playlist on spotify and sometimes it's not what you want like sometimes i don't want to hear fucking carnival of the animals i don't want to hear gymna pda or whatever the fuck that one is called it's like all these classical you know flight of the bumblebee that shit i don't want to hear that there's a very specific curated classical music playlist that i want to listen to and if you type in exciting classical music relaxing classical music it's not it's not it's not giving it's hard to pinpoint the vibe that i want on spotify so kusc always does it and kusc also sometimes i don't love it but they'll they'll put it in on certain hours that you listen like famous scores or soundtracks like they played the something from harry potter the other day they play some star wars stuff sometimes but mainly it's like weird niche composers from the 19th century and they'll fit in the history it'd be like handle hondel or like uh strauss or bach and they'll do mozart hour they'll do whatever and they'll go through and i learned stuff and it's contemporary composers as well which i like to i don't know if y'all feel this way too but certain protected i wouldn't call it a trade but protected art forms like that that's so specific i know that if you grew up playing classical music or jazz or ensemble band anything like that you're intimately familiar with these pieces and some of the most famous and how how neurotic classical musicians are and it's very this is all from what i've gathered online and from whatever you know communities it is kind of um elitist and it's very um hoity-toity and it can be very holier than now but at the same time i wish i wish it wasn't like that because classical music ballet even things like traditional dance and like traditional singing these things need to be protected and being hostile towards people within that community is not like i mean infighting in those communities of who can do it best or who's the what it's like that's gonna happen in any art form i think because we're competitive by nature maybe but i don't know i just when when they announce a piece is being played by a modern composer and you know he's 25 and he's from california or whatever or it's a woman from oregon i'm like this is awesome this is awesome so i kind of geek out about that shit sometimes so kusc get into that i put that on as i'm driving as i'm cleaning my house it makes me feel very elegant and it makes me feel relaxed and even if it's a fast-paced upbeat high-speed piece just turn it down a little bit you know and it's still kind of so i like that i've been into flat whites that's my new coffee order okay i i and and it's about evolving as a woman as an adult as a human being i think when you first start drinking coffee it's like yeah let me get a latte again let me get a vanilla latte okay you just want a vanilla milkshake with a little bit of coffee flavor flavoring in it okay that's fine at a certain point it got to be too much milk for me so then i went to cappuccino which has the same amount of milk uh but it's no flavoring because i'm like i'm an adult now i'm just gonna do cappuccino then i moved from cappuccino to straight up double espresso okay i'm like this shit isn't cutting it i don't want milky i just need like the pill form of the caffeine i want you to separate it and i want you to just give me the caffeine and so i would just slam espressos at one point when i learned pedro pascal's coffee order was six shots of espresso over ice that's what i did for about two months and my heart damn near blew up okay don't do that after the double espresso craze i was like i miss a little i miss enjoying the experience of drinking a coffee and usually if you go to a coffee shop or a place that can do a cappuccino they can also do a flat white because it's just a different ratio of espresso to milk water and all that bullshit so now i'm doing flat white i do a flat white with oat milk and it's been great okay and you know what's what benny drama said and what i still agree with because i thought this before i thought this before benny drama said it and i didn't say it on here but when he said it i was like he's so fucking right for saying that the coffee bean and tea leaf is so back oh my god she's back she's literally so back i went to the coffee bean and tea leaf uh like three days in a their coffee blend really is good and i get a flat white i get a cold brew i go whatever and it's good and i got a pumpkin donut sue me sue me i want a pumpkin donut i want a pumpkin i want a pumpkin spice flavored treat i want a pumpkin cinnamon clove flavored treat are you gonna sue me are you guys mad and i wish that for y'all as well and if you don't like cinnamon flavored things i feel real bad for you i feel really really bad for you because this season must be hell maple cinnamon i like uh um the meme of that guy who does it let me get um anyway i love all that shit i drink that shit year round the the candles go nuts this time of year this is my favorite season as you can tell it's my favorite season and it's beginning so here's my next thing i don't know if y'all are on the same side of tiktok that i am where they're doing um crumble cookies of the week but it's heirloom tomatoes it's for the savory girls it's for the weird freak bitches out there the savory queens they will do an heirloom tomato flight where it's essentially six tomato pucks and you know it you know the heirloom tomatoes they're thick you cut them real thick and they're so delicious they're so rich and you you dry them off a little bit and you put six of the patties down and then you do different toppings on each one so one that i saw like for example this girl did like gochujang aioli green onion sesame oil sesame seeds that's one Delicious. Okay. I did that one. Fucking yum. Another one she did is like a little BLT, BLTA moment. Bacon, lettuce, avocado. And then of course the tomato is the crumble cookie. Crumble cookie. Moonbeam ice cream. Then the next one I did, this girl did cottage cheese, hot honey, and red chili pepper flakes. I can't do cottage cheese. I'll shit my pants. So I did instead lactose-free Greek yogurt. I did that with some hot honey and some red chili flake crisps. Can I talk? That shit was delicious. It was very good. It wasn't my favorite, but it was very good. You can do another one that is, it was like guacamole. And here's what I did with mine. Okay. I made guacamole on the side, which is the way I do it is avocados, onion salt, lime juice, pico, and you mix it all up. You can do a little bit of hot sauce. If you want, you mix it all up, put that on the heirloom tomato. Then on top, crumble up some tortilla chips, put that on top, a crunch, a whatever. And then the tomato is the base. Wow. Wow. And then the third one I did, it wasn't a success. So don't copy this. I saw pickle hummus at the grocery store. I don't love hummus. I'm not a hummus enjoyer. I don't like hummus. I don't like hummus. Okay. And I'm sorry to the hummus people out there. It's not for me. The texture makes me really, really not. Okay. The texture makes me kind of freak pickle hummus though. You have my attention. I bought it. I spread it on the tomato patty, put pickles on it, and then I put more salt on it. And then I put a top of Tio on it. Hey, it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. But again, I don't like hummus. I'm not fucking with hummus. So that one was okay. I ended up wiping off wife, wife. Okay. I ended up wiping it off and I just did salt on the tomato with balsamic glaze. Are you mad? I mean, it's a classic. You can do that. I also used to follow this girl who would, I follow some freak, freak bitches on TikTok. I really, really do. I follow some freaky assholes on TikTok. Mainly ASMR channels, some food people, because I like the food. Fucked up food combos. Okay. What's that shit that's called like Minnesota sushi. My step-mom used to make that for us growing up and it is, hear me out. One of those big pickles and you make a bed, how you would with like sushi rice and seaweed, like what all the shit goes in before you roll it up. You make a bed of ham, lunch, meat, ham, cover that in cream cheese, put a pickle, like a ballpark pickle, in it, roll it up and then cut it like you would sushi. They eat it. Ham, cream cheese, and pickles. And that shit busts. That shit hits. It's very good. But when you look at it, you think, oh, that's horrible. Oh, you should go to jail. It's one of those like 1950s housewives in a K-hole. That's sort of like, she's on quaaludes making jello with meat in it. Like that's kind of what this gives. But it's delicious. Take my word for it. It's delicious. But that's coming from a savory girl. I'm a savory girl. I like salty shit that makes my face swell up. So if you like that, I would recommend Minnesota sushi. If you don't, then don't fucking eat it. Don't eat it. Anyway, I like the freak bitches on TikTok who make that shit where like, it's a pickle and you hollow it out and you put the talkie in it with the cream cheese and the, you know, shit on top and then you're home. Okay. And they're like, well, they made something recently called, um, a spice bowl. Is that what it's called? A spice bowl. I think that's what they're calling it. What the kids are calling it these days, a spice bowl. And it's just a bunch of spicy shit in a bowl. I mean, you literally do like jalapenos, banana peppers, pickle juice, hot sauce, uh, Cheetos, whatever you want. And you all mix it together and you eat it. And it's good. And I do that sometimes. Sometimes I have little rat, rat pickings. I make a little rat plate. But I've been loving that lately. I've been doing, uh, uh, yeah, I did the heirloom tomato flight. I'd recommend it. And it was filling. And if you can do it where you incorporate protein into like some of them, you're like, you put ham on one or you do bacon on another, whatever you can do that. But I will say the one I did, um, I didn't put any protein on it. I finished this whole heirloom tomato with a bunch of shit on it, whatever. I was hungry in an hour. So that was more so for fun. It was just to say that I did crumble cookie every week. I follow that girl who does that. I don't know her name, but I saw that video and I was like, I don't know her name. I have to make that. I'm literally drooling thinking about it. I want to eat that. So I made it. It was good. Um, another update. I learned how to knit. And let me tell you something that gets you off your motherfucking phone. I wasn't on my phone at all. And it's fun. It's repetitive. You can make fun stuff. I made a scarf. I made a scarf and is it ugly? Yeah, but it's handmade. It's made. It's made with love. And I gave it to a friend because I love my friends and I care about my friends. So yeah. Speaking of friends, what did I say last week? What did I say two weeks ago? Plan a friend trip and it doesn't have to be expensive. It doesn't have to be a getaway. It doesn't have to be a staycation resort. Everybody get drunk, blackout, $1,200 worth of drinks. Go on a girl's trip somewhere local, have a big sleepover at somebody's house. Just and if you're waiting around for your friends to make plans and invite you, maybe step up and be the friend that makes a plan. And don't be discouraged when people are like, oh, I'm busy that week or, oh, I can't or, oh, whatever. Keep trying. Keep trying because it's worth it. It's worth it. Okay. Life is so fucking short. You need to start making more wholesome memories with your friends that don't involve or circle around alcohol and substance. That's all I'm going to say on that front. I would really just push you guys in that direction of creating beautiful memories with your friends. Okay. I want to talk about some songs of the week. Oh, and another big, big, big thank you to Broski Nation and Trixie Mattel Nation for the palette, the collection sold out. The Britney Trixie collection sold out with Trixie Cosmetics. I'm so just, wow. And there will be a restock. There will be a restock. So if you didn't get it this first round, fear not. It dates on that, but there will be more. So don't freak out. I'm very, I am so proud of that collection. I'm so glad y'all like it. We wanted it to be useful for everyone, you know, not too weird of colors, but some fun ones and some everyday useful colors and just very, I'm a very cool tone girl. So it's a very cool tone collection. I'm just going to put that out there. If you don't like cool tone and it's not for you, that's okay. That's okay. That's okay. That video of dream. Anyway. So yeah, thank you guys for selling that. Oh, I'm so freaking happy. Okay. Songs of the week. My honest face by inhaler. You know, I like inhaler. I've only been a surface level listener. Now I'm kind of diving in headfirst. I know that's like their most popular song. There's something in it. There's crack in that fucking song. It gets stuck in my head all the time. I downloaded it recently. I'm like, I'm going to buy it. I'm going to buy it. I'm going to I had no wifi. I listened to that song about 150 times. It's fantastic. I love it. Second Dracula by Tame Impala. Now y'all know I'm a huge Tame Impala head. I have a Tame Impala tattoo still on track. If you can see that, if you can zoom in on that still on track is one of my favorite songs by Kevin, if you will, by Tame Impala. And I just fucking love them. I've seen them live a few times and it's something very, they're very calming to me, but I also love his lyrics and I love, I think they are so just who's doing it like them. A lot of bands probably, but Tame Impala to me is a soundscape that never gets old. I love to just escape into that world. And it's always there for me. The Slow Rush is one of my favorite albums of all time. So this new direction he's going, I like Dracula. I really like Dracula. The other two songs, not my favorite. Dracula, definitely. I hope the album is more in that realm, but I'll listen to whatever. I will listen to it however it is because I love him. Another one that I'm a big fan of this artist, but I kind of took a hiatus for a second. 070 Shake, Trenchcoat, but of course I love 070 Shake and that album with Skin and Bones and History and Despite the Things You Said to Me. What album is that? You Can't Kill Me. This album came out in 2022. I love this damn song, this damn album. Vibrations, Purple Walls, Body, Body, Body, Blue Velvet, Cocoon, Skin and Bones, Medicine, History, Invited. All of these songs are so fucking good. I didn't listen to her new album and my friend Adam put me onto it and it's so good. It's so good. What's it called? It's the one with Vagabond on it. Petrichor? Yeah, Petrichor. I hadn't listened to this. It came out in 2024. I really like Elephant and I really like Elephant. like Vagabond and I honestly I need to spend more time with this album because I just I'm such a big fan of her I also love this is an older song it's called Going Back to Where I Belong by Sugar Pie Sugar Pie De Santo De Santo Sugar Pie De Santo I love this fucking song I love this song and I made a little radio based off of this song because it's that good and I'll throw that shit on it's really really just hey hey love it I've been really into this kind of throwback music I'm still listening to Get Down Services I love them I'm obviously still on my Fontaine shit and I'm back on my Mumford and Sons shit because when were you bitches gonna tell me that Hosier and Mumford and Sons are coming out with a song together huh oh you mean the collab that we've been waiting for since I was fucking in high school you mean the song I've been waiting for since I was in high school you mean the song I've been waiting for since I was fucking in high school 2012 okay sure okay no totally very excited they keep releasing these fucking teaser like cock videos of BTS I can't wait you guys are teasing us you're cock teasing I'll be cock teased by Marcus Mumford and Hosier anyway I'm very excited for that when it comes out I'm a freak I think that's all I had to share with you guys the new shit I'm on the shit I've been doing next week we'll get back to you guys next week we'll get back to you guys next week we'll get into obviously my google list some shit that I've been waiting to google until I'm with you all so love you be safe be good we have an official uh broski report soundtrack playlist on spotify if you want to listen to that we've got merch on broski.shop we've got some very exciting royal court episodes coming up so go subscribe to royal court it's a different channel it's different shit I got a bunch of shit for y'all just go and get it and I'll see you guys next week bye get it while it's hot fresh and hot pizza pizza the lewis capaldi episode is so fucking funny it's one of my favorites ever because that's my brother ultimately that's my brother and my twin and I miss my twin and shout out to Scotland okay I love you guys and I'll see you next week goodbye Thank you.