Fancy's Replacement

Introduce yourself into the mic though, you gotta come in working and say something Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I actually want you to dictate you what you do be free dude. He's not yet. It's incredible Yeah So before fancy left to a spain he left a clone and he told me to tell you that you forgot your faith. Those is off of a epic today Crushed very good. That's a good joke. It was a good joke. Yeah, that was good. That was good. That was good Very good. Very good. Dude, you're you're you're you're you're you're on fire You're these two idiots Hey, what's up bad friends this weekend. I'm in Braia Braia improv come out and see me Southern California support your boy Braia then I'm in tempi come out and see me ASU I'm in Hammond, Indiana, then I go to Windsor, Ontario Bethlehem, PA, Hanover, Maryland, Atlantic City, New Jersey Then down south by San Diego at Valley Center, then I'm in Canyonville and finally I'm in Las Vegas Go to Andrewsantino.com for those tickets Andrewsantino.com. Introduce yourself So the fans know who you are and to tell the story because maybe some people don't remember they don't remember oh I send a video submission on for me to leave from fancy be a place. It's gonna be harder to understand than fancy I know I know this is what I like. I like the challenge. What's your name crystal? Yeah, Christopher coming Andreas on the no we call you the big sea the big sea And let me tell you something the big sea. We're so happy to have you here for fans. I'm happy. Well, let me shut up Yeah, let me say this for fans at home that want to know Fancy B is taking a little bit of a leavey's dealing with family stuff. Yeah, we love fancy We miss him so much. We wish him and his family the best. Yeah, and for the time being our lovely Fancy is being temporarily replaced by the big sea now big sea the floor is yours take it away. Yeah, the big sea. Yeah Okay, okay anyway you this guy is just average by the way. Yeah We did work it okay. I can't give him any what about the what the song that you wrote? Yeah, you sing the song that you wrote for us? Yeah Yeah, you wrote a song you wrote a song and you remember it goes like this And big and big and big and big and take over Yeah, yeah, I'm not a singer big sea. Yeah, big sea. You have to just make up a song. Yeah, that's all you have to do That's the only way you're gonna be able to keep this job. Yeah, yeah, ready and does it? It doesn't have to be good Can I do an in Japanese even though? Yeah, I do it in Japanese. Yeah, why not? What's well? What is well? I just speak Japanese? No, but I watch a lot of anime Yeah, I go ready. Yeah Once you start you can't stop there when you have sex do you stop midway? I mean I haven't done it in like 30 years Oh, so you haven't made love in 13 years my mom and everyone that I know is going to watch it so Oh, so in about 13 probably I haven't Been with somebody the the hasn't met the bee Dnp. Oh, how do you prefer men or women? Woman, okay, you're allowed to have whatever you want. Yeah, I mean, I felt like you were on the fence there. Yeah, you sound. I'm not in Yeah, come in. I was going to say man, but because I got you know, you got scared right the pressure Yeah, you did say you said my you said my D hasn't met any B. So but is what you're referring to Don't I mean you the B. You B. You yeah, it's not how they call it a the B Of a yana. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be I'll be. Yeah. Oh, I say I thought you said B. I said I mean you could be a butt man I don't know. I was a mind going. Are you a butt man? Are you a butt man? I was a mind trying it. Oh, yeah, you never tried it. Not with a guy. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe if they put it on like a way or something. Sure I don't think so. I don't think Carlos can help you out with that. Yeah, Carlos can. Well, welcome. No. Welcome to Los Angeles Carlos is losing like 60% so I don't know if I can do that of his hair. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So hair is the standard for you Kind of. Okay. We'll get. We'll get only of the top and all here. Yeah. My challenge for you tonight our challenge our challenge is to get somebody Where do you live? Albany Albany, New York. Yeah, somebody in the Albany, New York area. Yeah, I would love preferably of a China Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Imagine if we had him live switching the show how fucked up it would be. Yeah, yeah, it'd be fucked up We should have to cut like 10 seconds. We would. But any nice person or apparently a woman Preferably. It doesn't need to be from like Albany. I can move around in the general New York area. Yeah, upstate New York. Yeah, Onionta If you live in Onionta, we talked about this in the in the car. Yeah. And I said that I wanted two options One I want a nation one I want from a nation. Yeah And one I actually make that three. Okay. Oh my god. Let's go. They're so greedy. Yeah. Yeah, you're greedy. I prefer 13 years in your greedy. Yeah I prepared to have this. Okay, go ahead Asian Nice games games and watches anime. Okay, so you want an Asian woman that watches anime and what else? Place games plays games. What kind of games? Any game. All right. Solitaire. I mean video video video games. Okay. Let's um I'm not into gambling. All right. So you want to grow like other than catcher gonna. Yes. Uh-uh Big C. Do you like um the anime that I just draw? Yeah, you want to play also? I don't play worsen. Okay. Do you want to play um Fortnite? Last time I played Fortnite. This is why okay 13 years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta be more. You're very specific So what kind of get genre of a game now? I will if she's if she tells me to go play a game We're probably I just did war zone. You missed out big C lives in Albany, New York He was a fan of the show. He submitted to replace fancy. I'm a CEO. I'm a CEO. I'm a fan of this. You're still right What do you say? I don't even know what easy stuff. I'm still a fan. This is gonna you say that I lost This will be the longest hour we've ever done. No, it's good. No, I think we're cooking. It's amazing And the big C you're from Albany, New York and you're originally from the benefit of Dominican Republic. The DR Yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. Let him let him know it's like about two months. I'm going to be moving to Florida So why are you going to Florida? My mom is moving so I'm going where she moves you you move You live with your mom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Remember he lives downstairs. Do you speak Spanish? Yes, speak some I Is good. High is very good beginning. I I from the basement of my mom's house to here. I just keep going down and down Oh, no, no, you think this is below your mom's basement I love you guys. We love you. We flew you out here just to hang. Yeah Wow you you want a war one day? I could have a war with you. Yeah, he's looking for a war. Yeah, you want a war bud? I think I can win Bobby In a physical fight probably yeah I think so too. And I never saw someone. Yeah, yeah, maybe I think like like backing high school Did you get in fights at the Dominican Republic when you were young? One time one time and how did that go? Probably like a draw probably a draw Yeah, you never finished. You never finished. You guys know why you didn't finish you started crying. Yeah. Was it the last time we cried? Big C? Probably like playing a game. I mean they're still you're super good. That's why I cry. So yeah, yeah, you know The story is so good that the tears just star. Oh, you're playing last of us and you're like oh my god. I never play the last I mean, I play mostly PC games. I know that I love the last of us is on PC, but I know but what's the last game you crying? I would say Seen of late three bring it up. I want to see no day three scene of day three. Oh, lovely. Oh, lovely. I'm about to try to just look. Oh, look at that No, the story is amazing. Tell us tell us the story. I don't want to spoil the game. No one's gonna play that can't do our fans They're not gonna play this game. I promise you. No, if they are they're not they are what can tell the story and condense it You're driving crazy. You're driving me crazy. Oh, I can give you the condensed version right now dude I'm trying to save the game so you can play it to because I'm not gonna play it. I don't have a PC You don't have to have a PC. It's on switch. I gotta tell you. I don't know if the fans are gonna like his voice or hate his voice Yeah, yeah, cuz I like it. I like it. It's very it's very it's pitch. So many come making house. I make a make him out It wouldn't be a voice on better sleep or those you don't mean sleep You know, I mean this neck like if you told a story on better sleep or one of those apps that makes you want to relax I don't think that'd be a good voice This neck cooling afford to hire me so you guys fear yeah, I can't stand here try to try to do a better sleep like a meditation. So it's like I'm, I got the app, right? And I put, you know, the big C, I pressed the button, right? You've selected the big C. Yeah, yeah. He will now put you to bed. Yeah. And now there's a, there's a, you know, there's a song. You're born, you know, you're relaxed. Try to get us relaxed. Come on. Bobby. No, no, it's not no. No, it's well. Yeah, the app doesn't know. It's my name. It could be AI. Yeah, it's, yeah, just when you, when you download the app, it makes you put in your name. Okay. All right. I'm downloading a Bobby. Okay. Enter. Go ahead. And now you selected the big C. Yeah. Big C. Yeah. Bobby, if you play the scene of a series, I still have 100% going to cry. You can go back to sleep now. I'm not sleepy yet. Press the X to exit that. Really good. Wow. Really good. Yeah. I almost fell asleep. Yeah. Yeah. The big C. Tell us about your journey here to Los Angeles for the fans. I don't know you applied to replace fancy B. We flew you out here. Your first, is this your first time in LA? Yes. And how was the experience? Normal. Normal. Right. That's what we're going for. A plane. Roll a car. Got here. Did you enjoy the plane ride? Was it fun? Do you, do you fly a lot? I don't want you guys. What do you call fun? What do we call fun? Yeah. Oh, geez. That's interesting. Go hanging out with friends. But I'm saying, was it, were you excited? Right fruit juice. I mean, I mean, the days coming down to today, they were excited. Exciting. Who was excited? I was excited. They, you were excited. Yeah. You were excited for today. To be here. To be here. Yeah. And so far, you are. Are you nervous? Super happy. Are you nervous? No. Oh, good. I was before I was here, but no anymore. I feel like we connected already. We did. We did. What do you do? Calm your nerves. What do you do to calm yourself down? I just. I think, I think I can, I can tell the reality from fantasy. Right, God. God. He's very, you know, he's a fucking crazy person. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you're crazy. Yeah. It's not crazy. And I'm saying that in the event that you do murder us, this will be evidence. I haven't got the the boss to do that. You do. Yeah. Yeah. So do you want to move to Florida? Would you rather move to here? Do I have a choice? Yeah. We just gave you one. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. You seem like you might be a good fit to keep doing the show, depending on how they're. Am I? I don't know. Please hire me. You want to be hired? I mean, what can you, but what can you do for the show? Because fantasy is going to come back. Yeah. I mean, if you need someone to clean the bathroom, I think we got you to do it. Yeah. I don't know who he was looking at. I think he was looking at me. Yeah. Who are you looking at? I am. Thank you. Yeah. Interesting. Interesting, dude. Yeah. Bobby's my friend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're friends. We're friends around. Oh, we're not friends. We are friends. I'm the one that fucking flew you out here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know who got you out here me you cocks. Oh, yeah, I didn't do anything. Yeah, I'm playing. I'm playing you No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, big sea. It's over for you. And this is the war now This is a fucking war. I love the big sea. I love it. What? You're still new people for Tiger Village? Yeah This guy's unbelievable. This guy's amazing. He's unbelievable. Yeah. How long are you in town for? George can clean the bathroom Yeah, George maybe a fourth mic at Tiger Belly tomorrow You can have him. Are you really mad? I believe it Don't be like I'm playing you. Yeah, yeah, no need to get. Oh, no, no, no, no need to get need to get Need to get no, no, no, need to get no need to get All right, so I'm gonna give um Andrew my my belated birthday present to him All right, but I want you to do it like a mafia kind of a you know, I mean song if you can What what if I don't do it like a mafia? I can do a mafia, but no, I song How are you gonna do it? I can actually change my voice to sound deeper. Let's hear it go Tell me what to say. Okay, I'm mafia. I don't watch a lot of I haven't watched the Yeah, the grandfather Yeah, yeah, about a boom about a being Something like that about a boom about a being. Yeah, just get repeat about a boom about a being In a deep voice Yeah Like a Jamaican black market pineapple dealer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but a boom, but a boom, but a being Andrew Wow, yeah, I don't I keep doing but a boom, but a being, but a boom, but a being. Keep down. A boom, but a being, but a boom, but a being Happy birthday. Thank you. Yeah, mafia style. Give Andrew his present. Please Bobby Happy birthday. Oh my god. Yeah, you're doing what? This is my gift because I called your wife before your birthday Weeks in advance. Yeah, and she's like, I just don't know. I you know, I mean, I don't like stuff I know so it's like we couldn't come up with anything so in my mind. I'm like, I don't know what to do Okay, you know, I mean, so I just decided to do that's what I wanted that's very what I would want Is that something that Friends do all the time. Give each other gifts for birthdays. Yeah, we do that. Yeah, do you not have birthdays when your birthday call Your friends wife Yeah See what he's doing. Yeah, he's very good. I know he tried to call it called a civil war. Yes, he's fucking my wife Is that now where you turned on his wife is my friend. Yeah, you know, I mean in every birthday. I call her and go What should I get him? Yeah, and this year she was just like I just he has everything he needs So would you give a guy that has everything? I mean, just love an affection love an affection. I have other mini kind Friend No, we have one now. Yeah, you're my Dominican friend. When's your birthday Chris? the 25th of I go so we pat yeah, it's the same exact birthday as my brother is I tell you when we did the interview that it was that same week That's right. That was okay. Yeah, I don't remember. Yeah, yeah, anyway 32. Yeah, yes Next on next next August 25th. What would you like for your birthday? You want mafia style? I'm about to I don't want this to sound rude I think it's gonna yeah But usually for my birthday things probably like around age 20 26 All I get is like probably a pistachio ice cream you he is like The antithesis of yes and it improv. I know he's anti improv and anti him. Yeah, yeah, if he's only I'm not picky when he comes to food. So what are you picky with? Well with women he's very serious. Yeah, yeah It's not that I'm picky. I would like my woman to be like that It's just I mean we all have dreams What are your dreams? Yeah, what are your dreams? I I feel when I go to sleep I barely have anything You don't remember your dreams I remember one maybe the last Week, yeah, but I got to do with family stuff. I could tell us dream. Tell us your dream. I'm moving the dream was about the movie You're scared to move to Florida. No, you're excited. I'm actually kind of happy. I haven't told this to my mom But yeah, I think it's a good thing for me Because that way I like to play the one piece car game So they have more location to play the game there This is Dominican you Dominican Bobby. No, no, no, this is DR Bob. No, no, that's not this is DR Bob. I would never Locate a one-piece car game facility. Who's that? Dresses a one-piece. Don Flamingo. That's from one piece. Is this your alter ego No, that's just a cosplay Don Flamingo. Yeah, Don Flamingo You can see the pink in there. I do see it. Yeah, I did we see the parry. I got the short. Yeah, yeah Don Flamingo. Wow, that's your alter ego And give me Don Flamingo's voice. How does he sound when people go down Flamingo? Let me get a photo He he sounds just exactly like my my deep voice. Let's hear Don Flamingo. Can we get a picture? So every very good. Okay Don't don't flamingo. Can I get a photo with you? It's so good to see you. How are you? Yeah, yeah, do the voice. 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What is it? - I'm not obsessed about, I like it. - I would say obsessed. - I think obsessed. - I think you're more Japanese than Dominican. - That's what he listened to on the plane the whole way here. I asked him, he said, "Jay Pop." - What is J-Pop? - Japanese Pop. - I know, but who's the famous group that you like? - Not K-Pop? K-Pop is better now. - I don't know. - What do you have a problem with Koreans for? That's what I believe. - No. - You have a problem with Koreans. - I have a problem with Koreans. - Yeah, yeah. Because Koreans, we have the best pop. - But I don't listen to it. (laughing) It's not that I don't listen to it. I just like J-Pop better. - Yeah, but okay. Why do you like J-Pop? So you have a specific fetish with Japanese people. - Haven't you heard the way that they speak the language? - It's like so cool. I think they got blessed. They got the looks, the language. The only thing that they didn't get blessed with was with the P-P size. (laughing) - The P-P size. (laughing) - Dude. - But that's an stereotype. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Chris. - Is it a true stereotype? - Yeah. - Well, tonight, when you go to Whisper, you're gonna be able to see, yeah. - Do I have to go naked in there? - No, you can wear shorts. And Macon knows how to do it. They have shorts there. And you'll be able to compare because there's a lot of naked Asian men there. - I mean, in my case, I'm not a. (laughing) I'm not a shower, I'm more like a grower. - Ah, yes. - Yeah, me too. We're all like that. - Yeah, we're all like that. I look like the statue of the guy with the. - Michelangelo? - Can you go, yeah, that guy. - Yeah. - So your penis is like that. - Like that. - Kind of. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And you're a grower. - Is it a thick pubes? You have thick pubes like that? - Can I say it? - Can you say it? - I mean, I haven't done anything for like, more than a decade, so. - Right, yeah, so it's like a Cambodian jungle. - Because I was at the viral podcast, you know, Chelsea Ling and Paige Jim. Chelsea Ling and Paige Gin. - Yes, yes, yes. Paige has an only fan. I'm not subscribed, but she. (laughing) I'm not subscribed. - It sounds like you're called Paige. - She mentions her a lot. - Yeah, yeah. - Let me see a page picks up. (laughing) - So, so I'm keeping my voice. - Yeah. - Maybe we can make a collab later. - Ah. - Ah. - I'm keeping it. - So, just Paige has a big bush and you think your bush can match hers. Does that what you're saying? - Probably. - Okay. Are you attracted to Paige? Is that why you're-- - Oh, I mean, she's just good looking. - Yes, but I'm saying are you-- - And she's funny, too. - She's funny and she's good looking. - And she says in the podcast that she's Asian. - She is Asian, she is. - All she needs to do is to watch on Lanime and play some video games and we are good. - So then this is kind of like your dream girl. And another one is, I'll leave you in front of the H3 podcast. - That's your other crush. - Yeah, let's see. - Can you think we can make this happen? - Oh, I know Olivia. - Can you? - Yeah. - She's hot. - She's way out of my league. - Nobody's out of your league. - No one's out of your league. - They are, they are. - No, they're not. Listen to me. - They're not. - That's the negativity in your head. There's no one out of your league. - No. - I mean, look at what I've done. - I gotta tell you, I know what league you're fucking in. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're in a league of your own. - Yeah, yeah. - And it's not beautiful. - The big nose league. - If you work at Bed Bath and Beyond, you'll be the Beyond Department. - Yeah, way beyond. - Yeah, way beyond. (laughing) - You'll be in the Don Domingo. - Yeah. - We don't even know what they sell in that section. - And no one does. - Yeah, yeah. - Floating Orbs. - I don't know what they do. Lightning in the bottle. - Can we discuss the age first? I don't want to be. - What? - Label us out. - What do you mean, they're grown adults, aren't they? Pages and adults. - Yeah. - What do you mean, she's a grown woman? - Yeah. - But I'm kind of on the older side. - You're 33, 32. - No, that's not old. - That's not old? - No. - Do you know how old Bobby is? - 54. - He's 54 years old. - I mean, they live longer, so. (laughing) - He might have. (laughing) - A-a-sian. (laughing) - They do live longer. - You live longer, yeah, yeah. - It's like a dog years. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Korean years. - That's not some mentioned dogs. What's the average lifespan of a Dominican Republic of someone from the DR? - A half of a nation. - 73 years. What's the average lifespan of Koreans? 83, or they got you by a decade. - Yeah, yeah, a decade. - I need to start doing exercise. - You do need to exercise. We all do. - Yeah, so I'm basically 44. - You are? - In white years. - White years, well, no, that's DR. - Yeah. - A lifespan of a white American. - 78. - Oh. - 78. Oh, we're catching up to Koreans. - Catching a guy. - Not too far off. - That's not possible. All they eat is McDonald's, so they're in Burger King. - That's not all we eat. What do you eat? - Yeah. - They create an air wand, dude. - Yeah, I mean, and hopefully. - Organic food. - What do you eat? - What do you eat? Plantains? - I mean, sometimes. - Yeah. - I believe you don't believe in an afterlife. - I don't. All you think this is it What happens when we die I will let you know once I Heat the boat Once you hit the boat that's a term. I've never heard that the men can revolve like I mean once you hit the boat That's it That's see why you hit the boat That's it the boat gonna be that's it Okay, once you hit it the green creeper when he comes to take your soul the grim you believe the grim reaper's real No, but you know, that's what people say, but when it's over Nothing where do you think you go you think it's totally done? I Mean I don't know. I know we don't know well. No, no, none of us know, but what do you think happens? No idea right it's a mystery. He's a mystery. Yeah What would you what would you like to see what what do you think you'd like to have happened? According to the age range We should probably be asking Bobby about that. Oh Is the elder on the other so what do you ask me like I'm you think I'm gonna go first If we go by age yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but jogging my bed is on Carlos, but okay Yeah, I was going to say that jogging on like I don't know. Yeah, I think maybe George. Yeah, George. Yeah George seems so stressed. Yeah, you're doing you're like so substances. I don't know. I'm yeah, in fact George George feels like he's the father of Greg and a group and This is kind of yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're it's you look at the dad. That's the dad. That's the dad of it I'm super chill. Come on. No, but it's the same kind of beyond good sell. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm super chill. Come on Yeah, I'm cool dad. Come on. What are you talking? It's just genetically Okay Christopher. Yeah, yeah, so you moved bodies for and then when did you move the states again when you moved up to Albany I Came to the stage when I was around Seventeen. I think okay. Wow You finished high school. Yes college. I did like two years and where did you go again? I think we asked you The college. Yeah, did you do college? Tech? I've went for computer science, but I Wasn't You were bored kind of yeah, because you're very smart I don't think I know I think you are You know, I think you're lying. I think you are smart. You're smarter than me for sure I wouldn't be able to like you do electronics and yeah, how do you build a panel? It's kind of easy. They give you like a map. So you just follow them up. Okay, did you do good in school when you were young? I did a good math math right you're our smart math is very hard only with the numbers Or you'll go with number. Well math does involve numbers. Yeah, so you know the about history I did took one year of history here. Okay. What did we learn? What did we learn then Tell us about the industrial revolution I don't know I don't remember that. Okay. I think that the thing that I remember the most was about the The cotton peeking Tell us about that tells about the podcast. I don't remember. I've never heard of that. Have you? It doesn't ring a bell for me Yeah, yeah, slaves peeking cotton Slaves what what what do you mean? What do you mean? History yeah, I know about what tells about slaves and slaves did what? Peak cotton. Yeah, when? When? When? I don't know the year. Okay Recently like 10 years 15 years Not with AI probably more recent. Okay. Yeah, probably yeah, yeah Interesting. That's the only thing you know about history. That's interesting. Yeah Was that fascinating that that category is that why you got stuck on it? Maybe because I I came here without knowing how to speak English and I won my my senior year You know in like a super white school high school. Did you like that or not like it? I didn't mind Imagine he has he doesn't know to speak the English. I had a bunch of friends. You did have a lot. Okay, good Do you still keep in touch with friends from high school? No Nobody zero. Well, would you have a group of friends back home a type group of friends that you hang out with or play video games with? Yeah, we do the one-piece card game. Maybe you know me and I got a few friends from playing the one piece Yeah, and then and when you go in there. Hey Gilbert. What's going on? I think I what you like we're let's say we're in the We're in a room. No big C's here. Hey big C. What's up man? Yeah, Eugene. I remember Caleb Caleb and Eugene man. I just say hey guys want to play Some games. No, no, no, no. Today we want to talk about stuff. Yeah, let's talk about stuff right now, man Dude, how was bad friends? I heard you went to LA man. What was it like? You wouldn't it was funny. What dude? One guy actually asked me like that he heard my voice Because he's one of the viewers. Yeah. What are you talking about man? What is this a beautiful? I found what was it like in LA man? What did you did you have fun with Bobby and Andrew? Yeah, I had a lot of fun. What did you do? What did you do man? I just talked to the book us. Yeah, but do you do anything afterwards man? I mean we are planning right now. I mean we plan to do about Let my my fast It's like I love it. You do. I think it's so funny. I'm piece of me thinks he's doing it deliberately You think so. Uh-huh. I'm not trying to oh you think it's the Andy Kaufman. Uh-huh He's gonna walk outside smoke cigarettes and be like man that shit was no I met him before Yeah, wait, I don't like to tell lies. Yeah good. Well, this show is unless it's for like comedy purposes. That's what the show is That's what this show is the whole show we lie all the time. Yeah, but I don't know how to invent Histories or tell me how one piece car game because I we don't know what it is. I know one piece based on the anime, right? So it is it like Is it like regular cards with like king queen? I mean with Yeah, what is it? What is it? It's like you it's like Pokemon cards. Oh look at that So if I have the monkey To zoom in on that one's monkey. Luffy. Yeah, you have the monkey What nothing if I have the monkey D. Luffy card. Is that good? You can run four copies of each character card. Okay So you can have four monkeys. Okay, I have four monkeys. Okay If I have three monkeys is that bad? It depends on the range that you want to have your deck. Okay Well, we know how to play the game now. There it is. I guess we got it. If we got it $2,800. Good god. Is that expensive? That's the first set. It's like the Pokemon So it's a deck. It's like a bunch of cards, right? Do you have anything like this? There's like two thousand something. Yeah, do you have a one piece deck like that? That's like a whole set. Uh, okay, but if we got you that would you be happy? The two thousand one. Yeah, don't get it. Why? He's always of money. Okay, give me the one that you would want Not that I would get it. I can buy my own You guys don't need to buy it in your fucking face. It my fucking face Really? There's not a card you can afford these card card decks Yeah, he's got a job. He's got a good job Is there something that you've always wanted? It's not good Is there something you've always wanted that you can't afford in the card game that because Bob and I would buy it for you He's what he's saying. Okay, good. Wow. You don't like getting gifts I don't mind This guy's a wonky contradiction I can't figure it out. I can't figure it out. In one of in each car set Box There is a special card that is called the manga rare. Yeah, and since The set number three I've been opening one pack. I mean one box of each set to Now they are instead 13. I think it is or 12 and I haven't got a single manga once Mm-hmm. That's what it is. So my luck is super bad. Oh, you know what I'm thinking about right now is how? And don't don't get it don't get We're not gonna get it, dude. I hear your mind. Yeah, you are going to get me one. Get me the Sanji Let's see Sanji. Don't that's $100. Don't get it. Don't get it. Well, it's a hundred thousand dollars. No, he's not that one. That's Yamato. All right, it's in the card. Don't don't don't buy it. We're not gonna buy that for you Don't buy that Carlos Carlos. I want to get out of that If you buy it, I'm never coming back to the focus. Buy it now Wow Shipstation. Oh my god. 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Go to rocketmoney.com/badfriends today. That's rocketmoney.com/badfriends. Rocketmoney.com/badfriends. Are your brothers working? Yes. Okay, good. I have my 31 year old brother. He works in the same place that I work at. Oh, you're assembling in this. You see him every day. Yes. I see. What's his name? Danny. Danny? Yes, Danny. Do you say hi? I mean, you saw him in the morning when you woke up, but when you walked into the business, did you go, hey, Danny? Or no? I mean, there is another guy called Danny in the same place. I said, I said, I said, he's not my brother. You're in a nick. So sometimes you're a fucking enigma, dude. Yeah, I love you. I love you. I love you from the jump. Yeah, sometimes I wake up and I have to go and wait this guy out of his bed because he's still sleeping. Your brother. Your brother. Well, then you go wake up, Danny. We got to go to work. Yeah. And does he get mad when you wake him up? No. He's like, oh shit. And then when you wake up, do you drink coffee? What do you do? How do you do? I just eat it like a bagel and some juice. You don't drink caffeine ever. I do monster energy. Maybe like once every like five months. Monster energy. I don't I don't do like one separate day. Yeah, one separate day. I don't really drink energy drinks like you don't drink that often. You don't do any drugs. You don't drink one monster energy every five months. Yeah. Yeah. You don't do much. I don't do much. All I do is you don't believe in God. I got to work. I after work, I go home. I either go to the grocery store. And if I don't have to go, I just go to my computer, watch anime or play games. What's your dream big thing? And you listen to us though. Yes. I work. Yes. To a bunch of podcasts. Oh, but you that's a feel for you. Did any of those other podcasts fly you out? Yeah. Yeah. But you guys are number one. Even before these, you guys. We were number one for you. Yes. I love that. So what are you? What's your dreams, Big C? I want to know for real. I can't really tell like you don't want it. I'm like, well, you want a woman. I'm like girlfriend, right? I'm like happy with what I have. Life is good. Oh, my God. You know what he's like? Chancy gardener from being thing there. Yeah. Yeah. When you do watch pornography. Yes. Let me guess. Let me guess what you want. Let me see what you're going to. I mean, it's not hard to guess. It's anime. It's simple. It's all anime porn. Is it anime porn? 80% what's the 20? What's the 20% 20? Like regular stuff. But Japanese girls? Asian girls? Sometimes. Okay. They don't know that you should. I used to like, he told me Tanaka but she retired. So he told me he told me Tanaka. She used to be like the top Japanese like porn. Look what she looks like. Yes. Is that her? Yes. Wow. Do you like her? So you like, wait, you like exaggerated like breasts and stuff. No, like, you know, like. Look at that. Yeah. I told me. That was your favorite. Nah. What do you know? Oh, he told me yes. Yeah. He used to be my favorite. Yeah. You like big breasts. Kind of. Yeah. Kind of. I don't, I don't mind the size, but you know, a plus is a plus. He sounds like fancy. Yeah. That is what fancy would say. A plus, a plus. Why don't you do accents? It's so good. I love you, buddy. They are so funny. I'm so fascinated with it. Big C is wild. He's wild a wild guy. Did you, you love your stepdad? Yeah. He's a cool guy. What's his name? He just asks, you know, what Andrew has. He asks what Andrew has? Yes. Like kind of angry, angry issues. Wow. He's got you, dude. The whole family's got you. No, like, you like he, he goes from zero to one hundred like in one second. Who Andrew? No, my stepfather. Alright. Describe my personality. You are a cool guy. Probably like kind of depressed every once in a while. Pretty good. And then, and then, and then what it's mine? Describe mine? I don't really know you like. Like, I watch it. I watch it. Whiskey in your toe. Don't get me wrong. Yeah. You watch Tiger belly. Yeah. Yeah. But would you prefer? Can I say? Yeah, I say. He's not going to like it. I actually like Tiger. Yeah. Okay. But that's because of your, your energy. I think that we, I'm not trying to say. Oh, God, I'm so, hey, but you burnt it, dude. You're good. I do count it. Bobby, next time you fly me out. Wow, it turned. It was Andrew's idea. It was Andrew's idea to come out here. I like you. And don't get me wrong. No, no hard feelings. The hotel was his choice and everything. Yeah. Yeah. It was all Andrew, dude. Can I stay at your house? You want to get my house? I don't think Andrew is going to pay you. Oh, we'll pay. We'll pay, just. Now Andrew, can I talk to you? No, be quiet for a second. Andrew, look at me. How do you feel about Christopher? I am. I'm pretty excited for the show to come to a close. Yeah. Bad friends. What about you, Bobby? Why? I'm excited for this to come to a club. No, no, no, this is going to keep going. It's slowly fading away. No, it's not. And it's this kind of stuff. No, it's not this kind of stuff. No, no, no, no, here's the thing. Christopher, no, Christopher, shut the fuck up. Bobby, Bobby, Christopher, Bobby. What? I can, I can go. Christopher, shut the fuck up. Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, look at me right now. Christopher, yeah. Would never have stepped foot in here. Yeah. If I didn't say, I know. Let's get him out here. Go ahead. And he's the cool guy. And I'm the old school, old school conservative. Yeah. A rage, a ranger. Yeah. Can I say something? I mean, no, no, no. I mean, inch away from calling ice on you. I actually like my drinks to be warm. So yeah, I don't like ice. Very good. That's a good job. That's a good job. That's a very good job. Let me say something. Okay. Please God. Like I really, you haven't said enough on this part. I think I was going to talk a lot less about it. No, we're happy that you're talking. Yeah, we like this. We're feeling a lot. Yeah. I really appreciate that. I mean, I assume that Bobby Wooting, remember the interview he did not. But I really appreciate that you were the one that said to bring me. Yeah. Yeah. So now who do you like more from the bottom of my heart? I thank you. If that's, it's my pleasure. Even though it's if it's anti, it's an empty heart. Yeah. So you're a heartless person a little bit. Okay. Great. Wow. I really don't have empathy. I like this guy. I mean, I tend to go overboard with it. We've empath in yourself. You go overboard with and I don't know how to sympathize with your love. yeah yeah well let me say something in in November snap benefits are probably going to go away for 40 some million 40 right Americans how do you feel about that what is a snap benefit okay already check no snap um um what about uh obama care right it's gonna and for it's good that what go ahead i told these guys when i was in the car when when they were driving me to the hotel mm-hmm that i i don't know anything oh yeah i forgot oh yeah that's what oh yeah that's about the i showed them where the palisade's fire was and he didn't know anything about it like well i can i tell you like most of the news that i that come up in that like and like youtube when you stuff like that i only see it when something like big happens that youtube like forces you to see like uh right he just looks at the thumbnail it doesn't click on i don't i don't click on anything i just that's how he reads the news by thumbnail you don't get involved with politics and world news right good wow i just you know i just you're in your own world because play my games that's good that's so good that's very good i think it's good for mental health i do too i do you know what he's on to something yeah you he is i ignore a lot of people that's not good you need to learn the new i mean to i agree that but yeah yeah no let him float let him float yeah what are you gonna sink his boat you're right yeah you're gonna take down the boat but i think the problem is the apathy and people that just don't care you know what i mean and if more people cared i think i mean i care about you know the people that i'm around but all right so you care about me and andro yes now that i'm here yeah and you guys are around me so if andro passed away suddenly yeah i how would you feel i would feel bad but we can keep making the focus just you and me i think oh my god i've never seen andro like this oh my god hmm yeah yeah i'm i'm just joking this is just yeah yeah yeah i like you a lot are you joking yeah yeah yeah he's joking it took shots at me the whole show i know i know i feel old school conservative i know i know i know um and i don't even know rigid rigid yeah i feel like you can take a better than banger management yeah you beat your kids i beat my i don't even yeah he didn't have kids but yeah and i'm i'm fun loving cool dude because i feel like you can take a better than Bobby oh oh i'm sensitive oh now i'm sensitive no no no this is yeah now i'm sensitive now he's being manipulative that's what he's doing he knows i have watched more podcasts with you yeah sensitive than him i know he's for heart rock heart rock yeah but you i'll be honest with you what people don't know though is that he's extremely sensitive as well people know yeah and also not on top of that right he goes through deep depressions like i do right and we have to be there for him you know and i think in many ways and when i go through one right now i'm living i know and i think in many ways me and andro are similar people don't realize that you know that when we're off camera and stuff when we're together we share a lot of like you know mean fears and and paranoia and sadness and all that what's your biggest fear my biggest fear what do you fear i fear snakes you're perfect snakes yes that's the biggest fear and let me say i'm sorry for like assuming after what Bobby said i don't i don't mean any of what i say you know oh no about snakes no about you and oh oh oh oh it's just the damage is done it's just playing around no no it's yeah i know it's 2025 no i shouldn't be assuming no no it's um the damage is done you have it's done you really hurt my he's gonna go through a really deep one now you hurt my finger go to the spot no he's not gonna go yeah i have feelings or hurt his feelings are hurt we can go golfing i never go oh perfect i imagine i know that you like golf are you going to bowling yeah average yeah right right i'm because i'm eat because you know because he's Dominican he's gonna be in Florida yeah right my fear is because he don't care i think that you know brown guy i'm so afraid that they're gonna you want to protect him because yeah he he will be it get a chase i can see him getting chase well you did all those that's a good thing you did all those with the accent i know yeah i mean i can change my world with my voice i say yeah all right so like we're eyes right let's see how this goes right i change of a note just play get in the scene get into the scene right hey freeze get on the fuck get on the fuck ground wait i'm american where you from where you from man i come from all money i mean i mean i meant i meant to say florida i booked him yeah i miss i'm messed up this time yeah yeah you did you did yeah i would say like sorry sorry my voice crack oh very good yeah yeah good save okay good wow all right what is that um people are saying Selena Gomez's new look is Bobby mom a little bit a little bit like my mom what do you mean her new look what did she do different i think she's for a video game or a music video i mean she does look different i can't tell what she what makes her look different Selena Gomez looks stunning for the in the dark music video someone said here i think i know what is what is it it's like the yellow the yellow light and that yellow thing oh she's 33 i thought she was much younger for some reason yeah she's been famous when you get famous that young you're like young forever you're that age forever it's kind of crazy do you ever want to be famous big see me or if you were famous what would change then you think that you would be nothing i would be the same the same guy same guy well i mean this this podcast is dedicated to you right i mean this is just your episode right so it's gonna get out there right and some people are gonna be probably you're not gonna become famous but probably like the viral podcast of or h3 i need to main page i don't worry so we're stepping stone your step is or stepping stone to get to a better show you want to get to h3 and the viral podcast you and the white podcast viral podcast Chelsea win you think Chelsea win and page dinner bigger than us no but they are like my they are not bigger bigger than yeah they are they are just we call it hello beautiful you're on the podcast real fast i and we can cut it out and we can cut it out if you want but bobby and i are sitting here is there any chance under the sun can i say something let her know that i'm all shut shut the fuck up is there any chance under the sun that you're with page right now oh god i left her about 10 minutes ago damn okay so there's a guy that's here who we have on the show we flew out to be a replacement for and today's for fancy b and he is and i mean in love with page like and i mean it's he's obsessed he's shut the fuck the fuck up got up cut his mic off so Chelsea is there any wet can you can you texture if i can call her because it so we can introduce them at least yeah i just dropped off of the airport oh oh fuck all right well well well well send us and send me a text and we'll figure something out for another time just with her number is that's okay she needs to hear i'm doing it right now and good luck i love you so much just to hear thank you okay bye you need tell her that i'm uh no it's over okay what did you want to say though i just want i just wanted to tell her that i'm uh they call their viewers uh rock focus so i want i want her to know that i'm wrong it doesn't but hey hey hey are you um at the airport yes i'm at the airport can you talk for a second or no oh yeah no problem okay so we we found this guy on the internet i mean i got applied to be an intern you know you're live on the bad friends podcast by the way oh cool no problem okay and he's uh he's not only a gigantic fan of yours but he kind of has a crush on you now yeah now are you seeing anybody right now page no oh you're not because you know he follows your only fans we didn't know you had one i don't follow really even though i've told you huh i know yeah yeah yeah you you've never seen wait Christopher you've never seen our only fans i i don't follow it she made some fit but you never seen it i'm never seen okay what's on what's on your only fans page uh i do pub updates hmm let me walk away from these people real quick okay uh we can do up i do some pub updates because i have foreign pubes yeah love for I play I play I spy my little brown eye. I hide my bottle. That's fun. And it's kind of like kids game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a kids game. I used to play it. Yeah. Yeah. But for adults. So you look for my bunghole. Yeah. What else? You fart on it? I love your fart. Yeah. Got some Farts. Christopher, you like pages Farts? I'm not sure. But I'm okay with what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's just me. I'm just I follow the book. I'm a rock fucking like you guys. I Haven't called a single time and I have I'm making mouseboys. I don't know if you're okay with that. Oh, yeah, no choice. I'm kind of nerdy too. So Oh, don't be nervous. No, nerdy nerdy nerdy. I'm far out of my bottle online. Don't be nervous to talk to me. Do you want to say anything else, sir? You shut that. This is your opportunity, man. What is it? She's waiting for you to talk to her. Chris, where do you live? Far away from here. I'm not close. He lives in Albany. I mean, Albany. Well, I live in Albany, New York. New York. Okay. Cool. This is what you want to talk about. You know what we're going to do. We're going to teach him how to talk to ladies. Hey, we're going to call you back in a couple of weeks. Okay. We'll send it up a couple of years. Yeah. Yeah. So I have a safe flight page. Thank you so much for picking up. Hey, thank you guys for calling. I love you. Shout out bad friends. I love your guys. It's podcast. We love you. Love you too. Bye. Love you. Love Santino. Love you babe. Bye, Chris. Chris. Chris. You asked to drop the ball. He fucking failed. He wasn't meant to be. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You did it. What happened? You clamped up. You shut down. Shut down. I don't, like you said, I don't know how to talk to. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. You, you know, to talk to us. You have this brooding confidence. You shit on me for 25 minutes free. And then, and then you can't even fucking close. When he goes to friendship, I can do the. Oh, we're friends. Oh, we're fucking friends. You fucking dumped on me the whole show. We are bad friends. We are bad friends. He's the name of. Oh, my God. He's got to stick around for a while. I do. I do think you blew that. You blew it. Yeah. You shut down. That was bad. Yeah. What happened? I dropped the ball, Bobby. Did you ever? I know. I know what it is. It's because I don't have a camera here. I don't have nothing to do with it. You're a good looking guy. You're tall. Yeah, good looking. I'm. You're tall. Yeah. If I've 11 tall. Yeah. You look like a young F. Murray Abraham. You know, I got. Are you wearing a. Is that shirt? A fucking. This is you. Is that that? It is. Oh, I forgot to show you guys. I'm not going to break it because. He's wearing. They told me not to do it. He's wearing one of Fancy's favorite. Is that fancy shirt we gave him? George has. Oh, my God. But I have a one piece teacher. Is I my Superman when I rip it? I guess superpowers. And the pussy's dried up all. That's why. Yeah. Yeah. But that shirt looks good. That is a. How do you say it? Say it. How fancy says it? The shirt. The name of the shirt. the brand. Unicol? No, it's not, it's not disease you well. Desiual. Desiual. That's what he calls it, right? That's the brand. Desiual. Desiual. Desiual. Desiual. Desiual. Desiual. Desiual. Desiual. He says desiual. Desiual. Desiual, desiual. Desiual. Desiual. Desiual. Desiual. Yes. Clothing. Yeah. They only make. Desiual. Desiual. Desiual. Desiual. That's what I fucking said. Seven times. I think. That's what he calls it. We call it, we call it "desiual". So the thing with page is not happening anymore? No, that's. I can only say when she's not. I'm kind of like. Well, she's going to watch this. So why don't you pitch into that camera? Pitch, pitch page for around two. Maybe you can earn something with her in this right. Page, if you're watching this, I'm kind of a nerdy guy. You mentioned that you like nerdy guys. And do I have to say more to that? Very good. I think that you close the deal. No, I think you should say more. What can you offer in a relationship? She was looking. Go ahead. Honestly, I don't think I can offer too much. You have a good job. You have a great family. I'm decent looking. Okay. Okay. Yeah. But she can still. If she's interested, she can. This guy is hard as my phone number in my Gmail. Okay. I don't want to put her in the harm's way. I'm a cool guy. I can say that. I mean, you should have pitched that. You shouldn't say I can't offer anything. That's what you said. I can't offer anything. You want to round two it? Go ahead. We're still holding it. Yeah. Round three. I'm a rock-fucker. I'm a cool guy. Cannot nerdy. I'm a cool guy. I'd really say that. You fuck hard. You fuck hard. I don't think I can go pass. You saw. Fuck soft. You fuck soft. I don't think I can go pass 30 seconds. Is she okay with that? Ask. They call their fans rock-fuckers. And you said I'm a rock-fucker. Yeah. Because I'm a fan. You may cut off the 30 second cut out. I think I can do better in round two. Oh, so you do a nut fast. And then the second round, you can last a minute. But don't blame me. Don't blame me if he goes the same way. Okay. Wow. I need practice. How's this episode been for you? I don't think the hand is good enough to practice. Do you want other women to warm up to page? You need another girl to warm up to page? No, no. I'm talking about myself. Oh, yeah. Well, Carlos is going to search for an escort in Albany right now. Yeah. They're not expensive, but it's not pretty. Look at the Asian one right there. They're number one. I don't think like ex-co- Oh, she's nice. She's black. I need to have that connection. Yeah, right. Right. You want to fall in love? I want the connection of knowing the other person. Right. That's great, but she doesn't know about me though. Well, she's got to get to know you. And you're a get to know guy. We can go eat sushi for another eight. Okay. I mean, I can't tell her about some animals. Yeah, I think that's it. That's it. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. She says that she's half Asian. So yeah, you drop the ball. He's on her block. Yeah, I think it's a dead I think that. Yeah, yeah. Can we go? What about Ethan? We can't just call celebrity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not celebrities. I mean, if I call Ethan, what would you say? Because I'm a little nervous because this not let him do it. You might as well. I can talk to Ethan because he's a guy. But what are you going to ask him? Because I don't want to call him and then have you like? I already know that Olivia is not on the show at the moment because of the stuff we're going on right now. I'm afraid to call him. Check. Hello. I think you should. Okay. I will just go in that I love the podcast. It's my number two number two. Hello, Ethan. Bobby. Yeah, how are you? You're on the bad friend's podcast right now. I just want to let you know. Okay. Great. We're doing great. We have a super fan here and he wants to talk to you. That's okay. I'm I'm I'm I'm expecting something odd. Let's hear. No, there's not going to be anything odd. It's no. He's odd. He's hot for sure. Okay. So I'm not hot. Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna talk to him for a second. He's has some questions that I feel. Okay. I'll hold it. Ethan. I'm a big I'm a big fan of the podcast. I've been watching since the Bay Nation days. Big super be fun. And I just want to tell you that I I love the the show. I don't miss a single episode. We can get to the point. You you can you can talk now. No, get to the point that's very sweet. Who are you? I'm just just around the guy. No, no, just see your name man. What the fuck man? Why are you in their studio? I got lucky. Tell him your nickname. They call me. They call me the, he call me the Big C because my name is Christopher. Okay, very interesting. I'm just calling because, you know, I think I like Olivia a lot. You said you weren't going to answer. Go ahead. Okay, so are you okay? So you're a fan and you like Olivia? Yeah. Okay, you said you think like, do you want, do you want me to? That's great. I mean, you know, you can like her. It's okay. It's okay to like her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good for you. Lots of people like her. I like her too. She's super nice. - Can I take him on a date? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no (laughter) - He didn't work out the way I thought, it got really uncomfortable. - I'm like, okay, listen. I'm not, hold on, hold on. First of all, hold on, tell Big C, okay? That I'm gonna do everything in my power. - Yeah, I wouldn't. Thanks for picking up. I wanna see you soon, I love you, I miss you, and thank you so much for picking up, and watch the A3 podcast as one of the best podcasts in the world, okay? - Thank you, thank you. - Bye Ethan, I love you. - Andrew, you're there. - Yeah, buddy. - How are you, nice to hear from you. - Great to hear from you. I know it's, I'm a little, today was weird. - Yeah, today was weird. - Today was weird on the show, and Big C is here, and I don't know if this was a good idea or a bad idea, for him to call to talk about Olivia, but he is very excited. - So are you like a stalker, Big C? - No, no, no, I'm actually interested. - I'm actually interested. - He's a nerd. - He's a sweet guy. - Sweet guy. - Just to be clear, you haven't like Googled her address or anything, right? - No, no, no. - I don't know that. It's stalker. - All right, well, I don't know. I mean, it sounds kind of like serious. (laughing) - I know, I know, I know, that's why I got uncomfortable. So, please. - What? Do I need to call the police? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We'll take care of it on our end. I apologize for bothering you. Thank you for picking up. We love you so much. - I love you guys. - Bye, bye, bye. - Bye, bye. - Bye, bye. - I keep dropping balls. - We're not calling. I'm not calling anybody up. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not working out. I got uncomfortable, quick. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, don't you think? - Yep. - Yep, yeah. - I think I ran out of auctions. Those are the two of the ones that I like, so. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - You know. - I don't know. - I don't know either. - Yeah, yeah, I don't know. - We created a monster. - Yeah, yeah. - But now I'm out there now, so. - Yeah, you're out there. - Thank you, Bob, for the opportunity. - Okay. Can you look in the camera and say thank you for being a bad friend? - Thank you for being a bad friend. (laughing)