Facts Every Adult Should Know

I only just learned that fallopian chews aren't actually attached to your ovaries. They just float nearby. -B*tch. -B*tch. Hey, I'm Kristen from Perth, Western Australia. Hi, this is Robbie from Bremerton, Washington. Hi, it's Janina from Xingmei, Thailand, and I am from this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Lathatone Lodge. I was a little bit late coming in this morning because I had to do the daycare drop off. -Oh, nice. -Yep. The bridge that was a bit sick so I went and took a mabel in. -Beautiful. -And then she showed me around because she's got to have a lot of artwork on the walls and stuff. And she's like, "Look, Dad, she's so proud of her stuff." And because for her, she's like, "This is my domain. I'm here every day. I know exactly what I'm doing." Now, the people that work at daycares are unbelievable. The patients, they're so kind, they're so caring. Angels, saints, the lot of them. We've also heard some crazy stories of what people have been told as daycare workers. -Yep. -Like some crazy home stories that they've picked up. But notoriously, the people that work there are really great. But it's often like the big company that owns them. It's like really hard to get onto them. It's like, "Oh, we need to change a day or we're overcharged. Oh, you need to call the head office." -Bit of a run around. -Yeah. -To let's do the admin part. -Because they're just doing their thing. But the people that run it, it's like, you know, they. -Well, the actual admin people are like, "Oh, no." -But I don't think they're there. You can't just wander into the office or some other place. -See, that seems weird. Because I kind of school. Like there's like the secretariat or the registrar or whatever. -So then I'll sort of, like, so we have to figure something out. And they're just like, "Took a little bit longer than I thought." -Yeah. -I saw this tweet that comes across. And this sums up. -Well, you were waiting for the thing. You're like, "Well, I'm not as well-scroll." -It was actually on. What's that one I fucking love? 30 AF? -Oh, yes, yep. -And this just sums up where child care management's at. -Oh, fucking slow. Right open. -My wife is hilarious. We've been trying to get a hold of our son's daycare corporate for four months. And they literally never answer the phones or email. Oh, shock up. So they had a job going and she applied for it. When they called her to contact her for an interview, she said, "Yeah, yeah, hang on. Can you put me through to, um, what's his name?" To get it sorted. And then to climb the job. -But she's like the only way to get them to call me back. -It used to work there. Oh, now you need me to do ya? -Oh! -We're having the turn tables. -Yeah. -So good. And did they get it resolved? -So that's what you should do if you need that. You just apply for a job. -Oh, but that's my, and then they just don't, they look at my resume and go on. -See, that is the, that's the risk. Is that then you get humbled because they go, "Oh, we're not looking for someone like you at this time." -We need an admin assistant for a daycare center. -Podcaster? Maybe not. -No, that's really picking up that. -I don't think so. -There's a thread going around in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group about the classic old, "I was today years old when I learned. -Yeah. -Dot dot dot." -Amazing. -I can't believe I became an adult and still didn't know. -Yeah. -Have you seen that guy that makes that series of videos? He's like, "Things I wish I knew before I was 30?" -No. -Oh, and he's like, "Have you seen that child?" He's just this guy and he's like, "Oh, I've seen a hack and I wish I knew before I turned 30." -Yeah, whatever the hack is, but he only shares ones that work. Because you know when, sometimes you should see a hack video and you go, "That's just made it worse." -He is hack is that he's hacked hack. -Yes. -Because a lot of them don't. -That's what's hackening. -I feel like we should go into this just being like, "Yep, we all learn at different speeds. We're all in this together." -No, I see already though you've got that condescending voice. -But they're funny. -No, I know a lot of you funny, but we all learn at different speeds. -We all learn at different speeds, but like we do. -Well, I didn't know some of these. -Also, I reckon the great thing about life is that because some people know stuff, some people know different stuff. And then our powers combine together. That's the best thing. -So true. -The rich tapestry of life. -Ashley. -I still don't really know the difference between silver and grey. -Well. -I know, I think she's onto something. -Silver is like metallic or glittery normally. In a color like if you got a silver car, it would be different to a grey car. -What is it? -Yeah, because silver is normally like metallic. -But the cars are all metallic. Like if you got a light grey car. -No, they're not. -My car is not metallic. -I'd be like a lot of the grey's of shiny-ish. -That would be silver. -Yeah. -So the trousers just got this up on the thing. -So which is what gets. -The one on the left, this is my opinion. -The one on my side is silver. -And the one on that side is grey. -I think they convinced that both of those are both. -No, no, but that's why I'm saying my side. -Yeah. -But I would say that like. I'm trying to see if anything's grey. -Those things look like soundproofing. That's grey. That's not silver. -So it's the shinyness. -But if it had like a bit of glitter through it or something or like a shiny thread, you'd probably think that was silver. -So it's like a sparkling grey. -Because I think grey is like flat colour. -Sorry, I just thought like. -A sparkling fuck with it. -Yeah, like you can only use silver. -If it's from this small French town of silver. -Sill wrong. -I wonder if that's actually true. I'm sure that we've got some like colour theorists or artists that could weigh in. -But that would be the difference for me. -Hannah. -Hi, Hannah. -My partner spent years opening his antibiotic capsule and tipping the powder onto his tongue. That sweet beautiful fuckhead used to get powder all over himself until I explained you just swallow the whole tablet. -That's. -Oh, I want to allow that. -That's the worst thing of it. -No way to. -So you get a tablet and just. -Crack it open. And that's probably not very good for you. -Because the reason that. -To get it down. -To get it down. -You need to get it down. -But also sometimes the stuff like isn't good to be in your mouth or in your esophagus or whatever. It needs to get into your tummy and then like. -The same with like a sugar-coated tablet or whatever. The reason it's sugar-coated is to get it past there. But then when it's in your stomach acid, it's like. It's safer, whereas it could burn like a hole in your tongue or your stomach. -Yeah. -It's a real thing. -I had one the other day. -Oh, and they get stuck. -And it didn't slide down. -That was just in my mouth. -Charles isn't good at taking tablets. So I can see in his face that this is like really. -Is it triggering? I'm so sorry. -I've had to take them. -So if you got a. what do you do? Like you've cut them in half or you just like cover them in honey or. -I have to like have them with food. Like I have to have food in my mouth and have that and then the tablet and then like water comes in. -Everyone is so upset. -So, bit chock. -So you're just like mid-samwich. -No, I've been having it actually with chocolate recently because it's been Easter and I've had like chocolate around. -That is crazy. It's easy to just swallow at home. -So but then you're biting into this like soft chocolate and then it's just like a hard time and you bite into that. -Just bite into the tablet and it goes powdery. -Then it goes powdery and you don't bite into the tablet. -But how do you know? -Because it goes to like one side of our mouth. -So you just swallow the tablet. -No, I chew the chocolate. I've been like, "Oh, it's full. It's at the same time." -Just gastard. -That sounds. -You know what I do? I do. Which I think is such a good way of doing it. -I do my mouth with water and then put the tablet in and then swallow. Because then the tablet never sticks to your tongue because there's water in there already. -Gotcha. I've heard of people who do similar but they'll put their head forward. So when the tablet floats to the top, it's like at the back of the next. Then you flip it back. -Oh, and then you just don't. -And then just pushes it down. -I've never heard that. -Has told the story on the pot before where he has to have a tablet in a marshmallow. And he cuts a marshmallow in half and he pokes it in like giving a dog some cheese with a fucking learning tablet. -But then he just sucking down a whole marshmallow? -That feels pretty insane, dude. -That's fucking insane, dude. -Is it because of the taste? -I hate the taste. -Oh, I mean, we can all the great taste awful. -Yeah. -Crocking that feels like. -That sweet, beautiful fuckhead. -You do get power to all over himself. -That feels correct. -Yeah, go everywhere and be in everything. -Vicky. -Stainless steel is called stainless because it stains less than regular steel. My husband mentioned it in passing and I had a full light bulb moment. My brain never really made that connection before. -Me either. -You know how stuff just places. -Stain's less than other steel. I mean, it's metal. Does it get stained at all? -You've seen what I've done to pots and pans. -That is a great point. Actually, I had some stainless pots that were very much proven to be. - It's not true. (laughing) - So, but like, yeah, like guns you had if you had to guess what a stainless steel is. - But I just, yeah, I just never, so what's the, forgive me? - Forgive me, because I don't know either. - What's the difference between stainless steel and just steel? - Well, it stains less. - But then why don't they just make it all stainless because then it won't get stains on it? - It's just a different type. - It's called steel, cool, something, it's called wood. It was not same. Well, that would be wood. - Yeah, but like. - Well, there'd be different types of it. - Put a lot steel, I, then, steel B. - Steel A, steel B, but maybe one stains less than the other. - But is it, it stains less or it's stainless? Like, you can't stainless. - This is where I don't get it. - 'Cause that's probably what I was talking about. - If it says stainless, I go great, it does not stain. - It's free of stains. - Where stains less is like, okay, so instead of completely fucking your pan, I'll just touch it up a little bit. - Just fucking a little bit. - Yeah. - Like you do with me, just fucking a little bit. - Yeah, I don't just destroy it. - Well, I'm in a relationship, so. - Leave some for the big guy. (laughing) - Leave some for the big guy. - Sorry, when you just said that, well, I thought I'm for Santa. (laughing) - That's how you go. - Leave some for Santa and his sack. - Cooper. - Hi Cooper. - I'm a 37 year old female. - Cooper is a great name. I only just learned that fallopian tubes aren't actually attached to your ovaries. - What? - When an egg is released, little finger-like projections reach out and grab it. It's less, and this is a great example. It's great. It's less gumball rolling down a chute and more claw machine at the arcade. - I thought it was gumball. - Yeah. - And yes, one tube can actually reach across and grab an egg from the opposite side over it. - Fuck off. - Isn't that amazing? - That is wonderful. How does it know? - We sound like an infamous measure. - How does it know? - Tell me before. - Yeah. - This is me before. How does it know? - So I said this to Bridget last night, and she just goes, "The woman's body is just so much more impressive than yours." (laughing) 'Cause like already, all the shit it can do, and now this. - All you can do is come. - And how? - I can come multiple times. That, I mean, if there was ever a reason to be a woman, that's it. - Yeah. - I can pull orgasms, too. - I can do multiple coming across a month. - Yeah, but I can do it now. (laughing) - Finally, Kaitlyn. - Hi, Kaitlyn. In fact, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that my fallopian claw machine. - Yeah. - Wonderful stuff. - Next time here at time zone, which I know for you is pretty regular. - Probably soon. - Yeah, and you see that. - Yeah. - I go. - Yeah. - I don't even have to pay. (laughing) - I've been playing the whole life. - I'm doing it now. I'm so good at being practicing. - I've been playing since Peabody. (laughing) - Where do I get not my whole life? - Yeah. - No, I'd never thought about it. - Yeah. - I mean, all than half for me now. - 'Cause I'm getting all a bit, yeah. - I'm a horrible woman. (laughing) - Where do we spend rotting on the inside? - Take that back. - Or do I actually take that back? - Mine's a fresh, like a new hand like them. - Don't talk shit about my best friend's eggs. - We've just had to get silly, doesn't it? - Get going. - As a show. - Yes. - As a community of time. (laughing) - Yes. - I didn't, it was, it's a high, - I'm the hen. - It's a high, thin spooky over here. She's from. - High, thin spooky. - High, thin, phyzen name. She's from Keeping Up Appearances, the TV show. And you sounded exactly like her. - Oh, I've never seen that. - Even when you're talking with the oxygen. - With the app oxygen. - It's how she talks normally. If I can, we bring up Keeping Up Appearances. - I've got no, I don't even know what the show is. - My Nana used to love it. And Nana's would have loved it. - I mean, the name high, thin, really. - Can we get a little YouTube clip? - Maybe also put high, thin, this whole episode. - I've been greatly obliged if you'd like to. - Is that her? (laughing) - Thanks for taking us down the path. - I think I could have just watched that whole episode. It's a great show. Don't you love it? - I did. - And you know what, I'm pretty sure that did 58 seasons. And you've actually already seen all of it. - I can imagine. - Yeah. - Anyway. - Just five seasons. - Five, five, that's a shocker. - They probably had 70 episodes per big, though. They all went for 27 minutes. - As a show. - Mm. (laughing) - You sounded like me. - That's how we got onto that. - Yeah. - Boo-kay. - Boo-kay. - Where do we stand as a community on central vacuum systems? - I think they're cool. - Really? - I've never used one, but the thought of it sounds good. - So you just got a hole in the wall, which is not the glory hole from the Amsterdam sex club. There's a top of a sock door for a dad. - Sucked a dad off, yeah. - So you just stick the hose in and it just sucks. - I think that sounds great. You don't have to worry about a battery. - Mom's got one at her place. - Does she? - Yeah. - That's good. - She's so good. - Do you know what, is this the same thing when there's the little vent on like the skirting board and you sweep it all to that and then you flick that on and that sucks? - Yeah. - Is that the same thing? - Yep. - 'Cause I reckon that would be great, especially the kitchen. - Oh. - Like you just scoop it all over to there and you go, "Yeah." - Fuck off, yeah. - Caitlin. - Sorry, why did that? 'Cause of the. - My friend was complaining about his central vacuum system saying it stopped working. - Oh, that would be a pack. 'Cause then you got probably get a guy out. - I asked if he'd emptied the canister recently and he looked at me like I was speaking Latin. This (beep) as a shedding dog and didn't know that all that stuff you vacuum actually goes somewhere. - So true. - Yeah, I was like, "Oh, yeah." - 'Cause it's out of the jacket. - And it just goes up, see ya. - I thought that we needed another aircon and you were like, "I think we can clean this stuff." (laughing) And I was like, "Can you?" You were like, "Probably." - Yeah, but I never do. - You don't have to do it, but I've heard, I've heard rooms. Yeah, so she goes. - No, I would actually be the same. - 'Cause yeah, the wall just sucks it off. - Sucks it off. - Sucks it off. Like it's not like when you're sucking something off and someone goes, "Oh, we're gonna be like, yeah." - Well, you don't need to empty it out, 'cause I just, (beep) - Well, that's-- - I'd take care of it. - Hey, Thor. - I'm a lighty. - I'm a lighty. - I'm a lighty. - Hey, Thor, his central vacuum system was God-quain-lutch. - What you call me? (laughing) - You know what, people say to Thor, "Oh, have you got a dog?" He goes, "No, I'm gonna central suck in the system." (laughing) - Oh, I got a-- - I'm not earning it. - Central vacuum system of my own, back home, put a ring on that one. - Yeah, you gotta-- - When they finally opened it and remembered-- - Oh, I'm being so disgusting. - And he's just been like, (blows raspberry) and it's kinda going away 'cause the thing's falling. He's got a shedding dog. - Why'd you call me that? (laughing) - If you had to have one nickname, would you prefer shedding dog or central vacuum system? - Central vacuum system. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm like, it needs a little bit more explanation. - Yeah. - What came out was a dust or like single hairs, but one compressed solid mass of dog hair. - Mm, and it would have been like a bit moldy as well. - Oh yeah. - Just like, it had been just like-- - Cram dried in there. - Ooh. - This guy was ready to get a new vacuum system. (laughing) - I would do, I'd be like, "Oh, it's just stopped working." (laughing) - That is hilarious. (laughing) - It's just stopped working. - It's just stopped working. - Okay. (laughing) - Hi, I'm Kristen from Perth, West Australia. - This is Robbie from Bremerton, Washington. - Hi, it's Janina from Xingmei, Thailand, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. (beep) (upbeat music) - And that's who shout out to a few Pat Yambi and Tappas over at the Patreon from the Central Vax system here. I'm the Tony Ryan show. Claudia Logan on your Claudia. - The Central Sucking System and Ryan Podcar. (laughing) - Okay, so you got only Casey. Thank you very much for being part of the show. - Actually, for everyone you mentioned, I'll say if they're a stick or a Central Vax system. - Okay, Megan Carroll. - Oh, she's the Sucking System. - Do you reckon I got Bison vibes? - Okay. - Leanne. - LG. - No, Leanne is Central home. - Okay. - Leanne. - Hmm. - This staff. - And he has a cleaner, he wouldn't have one either way. - So true. Gage Merberger. - One of those old ones that's like. - A bag. (babbling) - No, it's like powered by the wheel. Like it's not powered. - I've never seen that. - Yeah, that's high-reson. Okay, would've had one. - Oh yeah. Sally? - Hmm, Tyson. Now the next one, I've got a very specific thought in mind. And I think that I really hope you'll be on my level here. Chrissy Black. - She has what you've got the. - All like a Robo vacuum. - Yeah. - Now you know what, image I got? The backpack. (laughing) - The one that the cleaner uses. - Yeah. - Susie M. - Um, Tyson. - Yeah. Totally Jay Hutton sucking system. Yeah, misty far. Oh Sucking system what does it and if she doesn't have one cheese on never met a misty that didn't suck like a fucking one woman That didn't suck like she had a canister full of dog hair You got standing well, thank you very much for all of our champion toppers and we would love to announce our most recent traveling Be from New Hampshire in the USA be will be traveling from the USA to Fiji with all of us in November every month A tower and their plus one is announced the winner, which means there is a new One open today round five. Yep Big stuff. So we've got four people traveling with us already Um, and their plus ones of course we're flying you. We're putting you up. We're flying you back flying All take care of we'll figure out the taxi situation. Yep. We'll make sure that you don't have to borrow any money from anyone on the floor of their port Do we know the question for this month? Yes, and it's what song you would add to our like Fiji holiday Blightlist. Yep, so 25 words or less. So I guess it's what song and maybe and why? Yeah And all kind of energy you would bring to the playlist. Yes And all the teas and seeds for the competition if you want to enter before you sign up They're all in the um show notes of the show in Alonkin bio. So you can look Sorry, did you just see that fly like I'm fucking right? I mean, yeah, but it's like when I really slow on Oh, no, you can't take no You did not I did I just missed a me Don't forget to me. Oh, was this a drug vacuum system? Suck it into the wall Um, that's what I said at all. Anyway, um, we would love for you to join I was got before you have a sentence like that you need to like take a breath before I just like to put it in and then get your entry in. I just like to get on with it So true. You know what I mean? I love loving stuff and I love Everything printed out and give it to strangers. Oh my god. Chopped up So if you would like to come to Fiji with us We would love to have you so please enter because it's just gonna be a fucking nonstop fun trying of tapas Yep, uh, the last few weeks that we did overseas it'll have a similar energy So we'll be doing this show from the hotel and then I think that the Thursday will be Out with all the traveling tapas together on a on the beach somewhere Chalsen has been eyeing off a few spots where we could do the live recording Well, I wanted to get buried under the sand and do it from there And then we got all these messages from people saying that someone just died doing that So we're thinking maybe we won't do that someone was doing a podcast buried alive in Fiji and died Um someone like dug into the sand at the beach and got buried over like with their head poking out Um, and they died like they got like a sand infection or something like they got something in them from like the I said in dialect in it. They don't later. Yeah What's in sand that infection? Oh, cuz you can get like sand lies and maybe a crab or something get you on the perineum People are paying for that I mean what do we have? I call him go be with him I don't know him Anyway, I will get I've got a hot tape Do you need to be dressed for the cousins getting it? Okay I'll hop takes now on a Wednesday, which is um Crazy sometimes stuff's just places. Thank you Charles Um stainless steel Everyone's yeah, let me just quickly change Every Wednesday from now on Every week at some point Tony Lodge gives a hot take so ladies and gentlemen introduce you hot take Tony My hot take Is that the most Selfless act someone can perform is putting sunscreen on another person You haven't been scorched because you've got your sunscreen on I There is nothing In it for the person that does that for the other person There's nothing in it for you It is so selfless. It is the sweetest thing you can do You know how most things it's like oh Yeah, there's nothing really in a few but you get the satisfaction. No, I don't want the sunscreen on my hands I don't do it. I don't stand here and rub it in. I don't want the stress of you. Maybe you're getting burnt It is the most selfless thing that you can do. I agree that people who are willing to do that are champions But I will challenge the selflessness. Okay One Just give me an excuse to maybe touch that body. So true mine. Yeah, like no, that is true Selfless what the only thing selfless. Well, it's just not stifles stiff Yeah, like firm. You're like oh my god. I can't believe using all three hands to put that on my back You know what I mean? I do what I put your sunscreen on. I spray it onto my titties and it just Okay, man, we're gonna send you back to Fiji to store out from whatever the Because you are dead all over About like as somebody yes, so that's not no, but then also There is like an implied like later on if you need some application You can kind of go back to that and go like I rubbed your back and you rub mine quite literally. Yeah, so when you say selfless I'm like or if I put this on Tony then I don't have to listen to her wind about being sunbed from the rest of the day So I agree that it did all some thing to help but selfless I don't know man, cuz just let me touch that body Well, that is a very good point Your booty now I need it in my pulse So can you just help me get this sunscreen? My revolver? Oh my uterus keeps getting sunburned. Can't you mind? My not attached to my ovaries fallopian tubes My internal claw machine No, I said my central sucking system My mouth needs to be coated with a lightly good I say this as someone who has put sunscreen on everyone in this room And who has had sunscreen put on them by everyone in this room. Thank you. I just think it is so selfless and it's so lovely Because it's gross. I hate putting sunscreen on other people No, not touching people isn't gross. That's the joy. You're right. It's not selfless. It's selfish But you get it all in your fingers and I just I just don't like it I think it is just so selfless Kindest thing you can do for someone. Did you besides tobs? Apply to anyone else only tobs. Did anyone else apply to you? That's the ones and go just only talks. Okay. I wouldn't let anyone put white stuff on me Except for you and just thank you. Yeah The bar staff there at the soft hotel. I mean, I didn't ask them, but I'm sure that they would they are the friendliest people in the world So I'm like there's no part of me that's like if I hadn't and if you were there alone and you were like Well, what am I gonna do burn like no you would obviously go to the grass but the sunscreen on the grass and roll in it like a dog How's the device on this one? I've got an MBA. What would you do if you do the same? An MBA. Oh Did you do that? Don't tell me my grass trick. I wonder how you would do that if you were alone I know that if you want to fake tan yourself you can put it on one of those big strips and then you kind of do your back Oh, that's fine. You could do that with sunscreen So with the podcast away. Yes So this comes into it into play, doesn't it? Will we as part of the prize be Lathering up top is no I'm not gonna put sunscreen on anyone. I can't take it on because you know I saw the guilt on Danielle's face when I got more sunburn than I ever have in my whole life after she put sunscreen on me without I've never been more burnt. Oh thanks Danny except for one year at soundwave when I got literal Yeah, I have to go into a festival What did you put on it like rubs and mayonnaise on her body? Honestly, she might have put oil on there I think it made it work crackled like a deep fry. Defend yourself Danny. Okay. We both got sunburned and we both was sunscreen on each other We just didn't reapply okay Also, you just threw Danny out and that you fucked it off as well. Tony Lily told us that after 4 p.m You can't get something that is true that was Lily's fault She's like that all the time. I don't think that's true and I'm just saying Legal little I she saying stuff that isn't legal because to say that I can't get burnt after a certain time My heart tic is that that's wrong. I feel So in Melbourne in summer it can be lied to like nine at nine She left five hours. Did you come to bay of Tony's at four p.m when it was 80 fucking thousand degrees and we all nearly died of heat exhaustion Oh, but it's after four o'clock. You're on a jukeman bar. Yeah, we have to buy those little fans to hose you down Ryan's like oh Tony John some water. I'm just gonna go get a bourbon I'm like I need water So I'm buying alcohol turns out the bourbon place has water The water plays that bourbon. Yeah, well whatever way you want to look at it Yeah, okay, so okay here's what I'm going to do. I Because I understand it's sticky. It's it's just yuck and it fucking and you know when someone goes can you put sunscreen on me and you go? Yeah, but you're like oh can you ask someone out? - No, I never. - I have not heard of Fiji. - Sorry. - I heard you got Burnin' Fiji. - I get a little bit of it. - And you know where I got Burnin' here, which was where I put it on myself. - Yeah. - Tops in my back and my barben starts. - You just got it. - You can't be good at everything. You got it most things. Maybe you can't, you know. - And maybe that's just something I'm not good at. I didn't get Burnin' on my face though. - If you want it, that's a huge asterisk. - I want it, big boy. - In Fiji to all of our traveling tapers, including B and her husband, especially her husband. - Especially her husband, very excited about the Fiji trip. - I will apply the sunscreen. - No, don't promise that, 'cause you won't do it. - I will do it. - Don't promise that 'cause you won't do it. - I will do it. - Well, I'll just have a good drink where you say you'll do stuff, but then you can do it. - Yeah, Ryan's gonna do that. He's gonna say, "I'll do sunscreen." And then all of our tapers will be burnt to a crisp, it's gonna be your fault. - I will. - You don't want that on your conscience. - We will fly you to Fiji. We will put you up in our hotel. - I, Ryethan, Jonathan, Dumpthan, full legal name, will apply sunscreen to you if you request and consent to it. - You will not do it. - We will then pay for your flight home and you know what, we'll cover your trip from the hotel back to the airport. - We can make sure that you don't get a stamp. - A stamp, yeah. - And that's what I'm prepared to do because I love the type of community and they love they show me love and that the least I can do. And I know it's not your area. - That's fine. - I've got places that aren't my area. - No, and I can take care of that. - This is my area. - Do you know what I will do? I will provide the sunblock. - Thank you. - I'll bring the screen. - I don't think. - I regret that. - I'll bring the sunscreen. - Thank you. - Yep. Banana boat. (singing) Banana boat, it's the deepest. - You know what, sunscreen I've been fucking with lately, actually, Nivia. It's great. The Nivia one is really good in the blue squeezy bottle, which I've actually put on you before. It's the sunscreen I always bring. - I think I'm a sailor of A-men. - La Roche Poise-A. - Yeah. - I can't afford that. - Thank you. - You couldn't. - G-Main, La Roche Poise-A, G-Main, Sarah Vee. - Sarah Vee. - I don't think Sarah Vee makes sunscreen, but La Roche Poise does. - I was thinking of the other one. - Sarah Vee makes like moisturizer. - Sarah Vee. - Hello, wait. - What are you doing? Yeah. - I don't think that Sarah Vee makes sunscreen. I'm so sorry, that's gonna really, I need to find out. - They make facial moisturiser. - Yeah, that one. - Yeah, no, I don't think they do so. - S-P-F50. - S-P-F50. - No, but that's, it's in a moisturizer. - Yeah. - No, no, no, no, that's not full sunscreen. - It's S-P-F50. - No, no, no, no, no, that's good enough for like, to put on your face in the morning and get you through the day. But if you're spending-- - Then what else is there? - I don't know, but if you're spending time in the sun, that's not enough. - Then it doesn't get you through the day. - I mean, we'll get you through that, 'cause you should wear sunscreen on your face every day. - I thought S-P-F is sun, that's what sunscreen is. - Yeah, but that, if you're spending time in the sun, that is not enough. You need actual sunscreen. - Doesn't look like-- - Wait, daily UV protection. - Yeah, not just moisturizer. - High protection board spectrum. - Yep. But if you're spending time in the sun, that's not enough. - But you should wear that every day anyway. - No, come dog Jenny. - I will, then I don't wanna-- - I only accept come dog Jenny. - I've what he love to see it from Tapa Becky Flokard. - I bet she does. She flocks so hard. - Now Becky is an alternative hair stylist in Manchester in the UK. - Oh, bloody Manchester. - And she entered her first ever hair-- - The hot take Tony's stick has taken a tumble. - As someone who lives in a dangerous fire zone, have you just dropped a flaming match on the ground and just left it there? - After all that chat about-- (screams) Tony is hit a funny bone on the arm rest of the jet. That's gonna sting, that's gonna-- Did everybody hear the fuzz of that in the audio? Oh, sweetheart. That would have fucking-- - Fuck you out of it. - Why do they call it the humorous because it is not funny? - It's not funny at all. - Oh, are you okay, mate? - Fuck that hurt. Sorry, everyone. - Just a comedy of errors over that side of the studio today. - I'm working on physical comedy. (laughs) - Sorry. - You just take a sip of your tea there. Fuck that sound-- - I found a drink of that sound of the-- - That fucking really hurt. - Is it like, you know when you hit the funny bone and like tingles up your ass? - Yes, and you can add it like-- - Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. - It goes like, zzzzzz. - Yeah, 'cause it yucky like that. - Yeah, yucky mom. - Oh, I'm sorry, but you know, can I-- do I wanna kiss it better? - Mm. - Okay, everyone just wait a second. - Mm. - Why is there elbow in your vagina? (laughs) - The funny backseat like-- - Yeah. Feels better now. - Becky Flocker. - No, but you don't. - As I said, an alternative hair stylist and Manchester. - An Manchester. - She entered her first ever hair awards. - Oh my god. - So-- - Like for her hair styling? - Yeah, so there's different categories like best, the best that-- - Suck it, the webby of hair. - The webby of hair, so-- and you send in your pictures and whatever. - Sick. - And she entered. Shag of the year. - You'd win that. - And she won it. - Fuck yeah! - After an awful few weeks mentally suffering from imposter syndrome, didn't know if I was good enough and I opened my own salon, it was definitely the pick up I needed plus I get to call myself Top Shag of Manchester. - You know what I'd call her? Becky with the good hair. - That is good. - Good job, Topper Becky! That's amazing! - Good job, Becky. - Well, we've got Toppers winning all over the place 'cause my love to see it is also very, very exciting for Topper. - Nice. - Topper Emily, spelled the Slutway with the IE. Hi Tony, I've started the fucking blog. Emily says, "I became a mom in 2024 and completely lost myself and stopped doing anything creative. "Now that my son is a bit older, "I promised myself that 2020 tweaks was gonna be the year "that I got back into creativity and just did things "for myself like carved out time for myself." - Love it. - Emily says, "I started coloring in at night "instead of doing scrolling." - Very Tony Lodge. - I've been doing this too. I've been coloring in heaps instead of picking up my phone at night. - There wasn't a safe coloring book in Latvia. I tell you what. - There wasn't. 'Cause for the first time, I traveled with, like yeah, my coloring in as like a little creative hobby and it was so good for my mental health. Like it was so good. Emily says, "I also made my very own coloring book. "It's officially on sale on Amazon." - That fun. - I'm so proud of myself. Anyway, you just wanted to share my love to say it because you and Ryan always keep me smiling and I wanted to share with everybody that I started the fucking blog. I've got the link here so you can buy it on Amazon. There it is. - Cosy Nights, cute and comfy coloring books. - But I will do you one. - They're little bunnies. - I have a copy of Emily's coloring book. - Oh, you do not. - That I bought on Amazon and I can't wait to get stuck into it. But it's yeah, like really cozy, like little animals kind of tucking in for the night. - Excuse me, was that a little bear in a hot tub? - Was it? - That's adorable. - They're, have a look. I have a flick through. It's really cute. So, Tapa Emily made this. So there's 40 pages and I had been a coloring in theme. So I'm like halfway through the book that I was doing and I was like, "You know what? "I'll buy this for Tapa Emily." And it's so sweet and so sh*t. - I drew all of this. - Oh, there's a night tracker. So when you color in one of those to tick them off, I think I just invented a bear in a hot tub and now I need to see my brain. - No, there's a bear in a hot tub. - Oh my God, cute. That is so cute. - They're great drawings. They're fun. - And they're so fun. - What's he got in that drawer? - Um. (laughing) - Fingertive. - Fingertive with his face. - That's amazing. - That was great. - That was great. - That was great day. (laughing) - You couldn't have written that. - That was really good. - That was amazing. - Thank you. - But how cool is that? Sorry if you- - So I'm just so bad at being like that. - I'm like, yeah. - I fucked up. - Yeah, yeah. - Isn't that great? - I think I might just return after the day after that. - No, actually, sorry. - That's really put me right down. - All right, we'll be back tomorrow. Maybe we'll be back tomorrow. (laughing) Thank you so much for listening. - Love you. Love you, bye. Sorry, I'm going. - Love you, bye. - Bye. - Oh, look at the air coming out of that central sucking system. - I just cover the fable. It's all your putes. Love you, bye. (laughing) (upbeat music)