F*ck 'Em ft. Kris Jenner

Chris fucking Jenner. This is an important subject. All the people that use those people. - No mom. I mean, no mom. - Oh my gosh. No mom when you start acting like my mom. The headline was that I hate my face lift. What's up with Chris Jenner? We heard she was furious with Steven Levine. The media build you up just to knock you down. - Fuck them. - Fuck 'em. - Fuck 'em. - Fuck 'em. - Fuck 'em. - Fuck 'em. - Fuck 'em. - Yeah. - I ran into Oprah. - Name drop over here. Dinosaurs are really dragons. Feelings? Did anybody else understand what she just said? - Yeah. - Okay, good. Wedding bells with you and Corey. You're sexy. You're outgoing. You're so smart. What's happening here? What if I'm riding the bike and somebody jumps out of the bushes, grabs the bike. Nobody will know where I am. Throws me in the back of a van and takes up. That's crazy. (laughing) Oh my gosh. You turned into a goat. (laughing) Thanks, Chloe. (upbeat music) - Thank you so much for my little surprise in my car today. - Did you get the smoothie? Did you get the-- - No. - Was that not from you? Who else would it be from? You didn't leave anything in my car today on my dashboard? Was it Chanel? - No. - No. - On your dashboard. - I posted about it 'cause I thought it was from you. It's not from you. Jesus, baby Jesus. - That's gotta be Paxy. - Paxy wasn't at my house today. Did one of you guys leave a baby Jesus on my car? That is what I went into your house. - Yes. - And you would all the Jesus' is? - How could I forget? It's a whole episode. People are writing me about baby Jesus from all over the world. - That you really do it. Look, I'll show you. - I know, but what do you think that's from? It's probably from Jesus. - So look, I said-- - I just got in the car. I'm late for my podcast recording and let me show you what is in my car. Okay, I'm gonna show you. - And I said, thank you, Mom. It's the little Jesus sitting on my dashboard. - I need that to sign on my dashboard. - I swear to you, I swear on Jesus. - I did not leave that for you. - We didn't do that for you. - That's crazy. - How would that be there? Who would do that? That's so nice. What is the sign? What does that mean? - The sign means that somebody is watching over you and protecting you and they're just saying, hey, I've got this, and you were going to the hospital. So how crazy is that? - And I wasn't going to the hospital for me. I was going for a marie. - Right, but still, that's just protection in angels and all of it is crazy. - None of you guys really did that. - I did not do it. I was at Aeroan and I was-- - It's Aeroan. - Aeroan. Well, I have my own smoothie now for Mother's Day. - The way you bullied yourself into that is crazy. - Do you know that this is a very competitive family and I loved Courtney's. I loved Candles. I loved Haylees and I needed my own smoothie. I need to get to be a part of this. - Yeah, no, no, you definitely-- - I would-- - It's so pretty. It's blueberries and strawberries and it's edible flowers on top for Mother's Day. It looks like a little bouquet and it's really good. - Wait, is that why you said that you left a smoothie in my car instead of the Jesus? - I thought maybe somebody else put one of the new smoothies in your car and I thought, oh, you're all nice. - I like the baby Jesus better. - So Coachella just passed. - I know. What are your feelings about Coachella? - I wanted to go to Coachella because I wanted to see Justin so badly and he's been leading up to this and talking about it and really excited about it. I'm just so happy the way that it all turned out for him. That made me so happy because I really want him to win and he's so talented and so lovely and so kind and such. He's like part of our family and you want that person to have everyone else see what we all see. And he wanted it so badly, I'm sure. And you know, to give an entire life to this and it's fantastic. We were out of town. Well, I was gone for the first one. - The first weekend was True's Birthday Weekend. Oh yeah, so I was here with me. It's probably the first year ever that I've had FOMO from Coachella 'cause I genuinely could carry this. I would have loved to have been there for that. - But I've never had any Coachella where all the sisters are there. It was the only one not there. That's the first time we've all been there at the same time or they have all. Normally it's like two or three. - Yeah. - And then for Justin to perform like someone that like you've known for ever. - What? - And an amazing night for him. - So much. - I know. - Two great weekends. - Everybody is so proud of him and he did such a great job. And then the second weekend, I was out of the country and I watched it, the next day with Billie Eilish. And I thought that was the cutest. That, I mean, I was just my cheeks hurt from smiling. I was so cute. - It was so cute. - It was like if you go on TikTok and you see girls are like live streaming themselves watching the live stream and people don't realize it's Billie and they're like, I'm so pissed. I should be that girl. What fan is this? Like they're like angry? - Oh, they didn't know. - Then when they see it's Billie, everyone's attitude and tone changes. They're like, Billie and they're screaming and they're so happy for her. And her reaction, like her not being able to stand, her smiling from ear to ear. - It was so cute and relatable. - And it was really cute. - I wish I would have been there for that. And I wouldn't have minded seeing Madonna come out. That was so great. - Was Sabrina. - Yeah. - Can you imagine thinking you're going to the Sabrina performance, which is remarkable and so exciting and a privilege and then having Madonna come out? - Well that was so cool. - That's what it is. They always bring out something major or something incredible and you think weekend one is like, oh, this is it. They always do something great for weekend two as well. - Well, I don't know how they're topping this for next year. - What are some shows that you're into? You're always telling me about some new show. - Friends and neighbors right now. - Okay. - I'm into that. I just, oh my gosh, Chloe, yesterday I was on a flight and it was an eight and a half hour flight. So I needed things to do and stuff to watch. I watched the Luther Vandross documentary. I laughed, I cried. - Is this whole? - I sang along. Well, it said on, I mean, I just heard about it because I follow his Instagram even though, you know, his-- - For RIP. - Well, he's been gone for like, over-- - No, ear muffs do not tell me that. - But like he did, he's, I think he was gone before Instagram was a thing. - Yeah. - So after-- - But he has, he has somebody is running his brand's Instagram and it's really great. - Good for him. - And I love it because it brings back all the old memories and the songs and you learn stuff about him and I'm just kind of obsessed with him. And I watched this documentary-- - Sure. - At The Grammys, St. Luther Vandross, was crazy. - Do you remember that when she opened up the ticket? The song is called that. But she said that's who won, The Grammys. - What? - That's fine. - Did anybody else understand what she just said? - Yeah. - Okay, good. - But anyway, I really enjoyed that. So I watched that. I watched, I'm watching Imperfect Women with Carrie Washington. So I adore her and that was really good. - There's so many shows. It's crazy. There's a lot right now. So I get really excited. And of course, 2020 every Friday night. - In Dateline. - Dateline, yeah. - I'm not the mother shows. A girl, her name's Ashley Flowers. And she has the number one true crime podcast. She said Dateline is like for like the Guinners because there's like, there's a conclusion at the end. Like she deals with that cold case file. She's helped solve. - Her company has helped solve over 20 cold cases. And she does this podcast with her best friend. - You have to give me the info so I can listen to it. - Oh my God. But just the things we were talking about, we could have gone, and I was getting worked up. Like I had so many thoughts in my head. I was like, what about this case? And what about that case? And we were just jumping around. It was really fun. - I am really into 2020 right now. I feel like I don't know, they've really stepped it up and elevated the crime stories that they choose to tell. And it really gets you going. - Yeah. But it also like changes my behavior. Like I will do things more carefully. - So you come down to the paranoid. - Basically, I was on vacation and I felt like taking the bicycle out in front of the villa and riding down to the restaurant. And I thought, no, because what if I'm riding the bike and somebody jumps out of the bushes, grabs the bike, nobody will know where I am. Throws me in the back of a van and takes off. Like on a small island. - Yeah. Well, I don't know. That's where my head goes. - Got it. - So I've got to just try not to get too carried away with my own little scenarios and I'm developing my own show on my head. But I'm just always thinking. So I have a lot of security right now. - I know you do. - So I won't, you know. - My mom won't go on a walk in the neighborhood without security following her in a vehicle in case someone tries to snatch her. - Yeah, that's crazy. - I know, but I'm still here. (laughing) Thank God I'm still here. - Thank God. - Which time do you go to sleep on an average? - I've been better. - Well, don't lie, just say the truth. - Okay, nine. - That's good. - Yeah. - I don't think that'd be earlier. - It's accurate. I went to bed last night at 9.30, walk up at 4.30. - Well, you're on your jet lag. You're on a different time zone, on an average. - Nine o'clock, I've been doing nine o'clock. - Okay, I think that you used to go to bed like it's seven. - Listen, I feel really good about myself right now, and I think that the peptides, - No, the peptides, the supplements, the way I take care of myself, and the sleep I try to get, and I specifically say to myself, okay, this is how many hours I wanna get tonight, because this is what I have to do tomorrow. - Sleep is the only thing that's gonna really repair your body, recover your body, your cell turnover, all of that sleep is-- - A cell turnover. - Sleep is a non-negotiable. - No, it's really important, and you know what else I discovered? In this last couple weeks, a bouncing around, the more firm the mattress, the better I sleep. - I'm not, this is an important subject, which is great, but you can't go into other people's homes and say, you need a firmer mattress. - No, no, no, I was walking over to my heart and saying, are you sure you're comfortable on that mattress? - Yes, I love my bed. My bed is my sanctuary. - Is it hard or soft or medium? - Medium, but you freak out. - It's like Goldilocks in the three bears. - Yeah, but everyone's allowed to like different things. Mine is like a memory foam. But okay, this is what I just discovered. I want to try a memory foam mattress, the firmest that it can be, but I want to put it in a guest room to make sure I really like it before I invest in making like a handmade one for the big bed, handmade. My mattress is custom size, and it's like the geriatric, like it has the remote, it goes on. - I want that. Let me tell you something at first, when they were like, do you want this option? I was like, well, what if I don't use it? And they're like, you'll never tell. So just get it, 'cause it was a few hundred dollars more. I was like, fine, 'cause you cannot use it and it's the flat mattress. Mom, I will never in my fucking life not have that mattress. - Oh, wow. - But you can put any mattress on it. It doesn't have to be, okay. - I'm watching TV, I'm positioned up. It does your legs if you want your leg soft. - It is the busiest thing. - I can get that. - And it vibrates at night, true, and Tatum, all they do, they say put on the shaking and it shakes them to sleep. - It's amazing. - It shakes you to sleep. - Like very lightly vibing. So it relaxes you when you fall asleep. - It is. - I want to catch that vibe, I like it. - You could catch that vibe. - And lay at my house and try it. - I'm gonna go back to sign your bed. - Well, just wait until I get there. - Really, okay. I won't come over and sneak into your house. - You want to do your bed with you. - But I'm just, I'm really into concentrating on my sleep habits, my supplement habits. Doing the sauna, it's like trying to do all the things that you need about is a full-time job. And I already have a couple full-time jobs. - Right. - So I've been trying to balance and I love a good balance. But I've been trying to sneak in a sauna, sneak in a red light. - Well, that's why you do a red light while you're watching Dateline or 2020. - Okay, well, that's a problem because I do my red light and you have to put the goggles on. So you can't see the show, but you can hear it. - I need to see the action. - What about the red light masks that I gave people for Christmas? Like, it's a face mask with Velcro and you can see through. - Did you give me one? - I don't think you did, 'cause I would have had it. - Sure, we have an extra one. 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And we're like, I thought you were doing like a-- - That's not real. So you can add for whatever restaurant that was. You can't even tell what's AI, but we are like, it's crazy. - I can't. I think of all of us at the tattoo parlor. I'm like, mom, you gotta stop. You gotta stop. - Well, here's the thing. I like to take mental health breaks and not go online because I think it's really healthy. Like this last couple of weeks, I tried not to look, but the first thing I have to do as a manager and somebody who's running these businesses were five beautiful daughters. And my amazing son is make sure like what's going on and what do I need, what fire do I need to put out today? Sometimes like waking up to some of the craziest stuff is jolting or just making sure that everybody's posting what they're supposed to be posting, achieving the deliverables that are being asked of us to do for different brands and that everybody's doing what they're supposed to be doing. And it's running like a well oiled machine. That's my job. So when I'm doing that, then at the same time, you come across the craziest shit. Like for example, lately it's this headline about my facelift which is really truly driving me crazy because what's the headline? - Well, the headline right now is that I hate my facelift and I'm really mad at, I'm furious at my doctor, Stephen Levine, which couldn't be further from the truth. It's a flat out lie. I love my facelift. I am. door my doctor. I'm obsessed with him. One of the most talented, amazing men I've ever met and somebody who really put his heart and soul into what he did for me and what he does for any other patient that he has. He's the nicest man in the world. He's the biggest heart and he's so smart and so meticulous. He's an artist and he really does a great job with all of his patients. I mean, I could give you a list of only the ones I know which I never would, but just all the people that he throws people. No mom. I mean, no mom. No mom. But so that's really disappointing because first of all, if I take you back to my face and my face lift journey from like almost a year and a half ago, I never in a million years was going to talk about doing a facelift. I didn't bring this to anybody's attention. I didn't post a picture and say, Oh my God, guys, look at my facelift. Don't I look great? I like was minding my own business. I flew to Paris. I went to Lauren Sanchez's wedding shower was having the time of my life and you looked so fucking beautiful. Thank you. But then all the sudden, the media started posting on these pictures of me going, Oh my gosh, look at her jawline. Look at her neck. Look at her this. Look at her that. And it became sort of this crazy obsessive thing where every single person was posting about it, talking about it. There were doctors that I've never met before in my life that were putting my face up on a screen with like a pointer going, and this is what she had done. And this is what she had done. There was one doctor that posted a photo of me and did a live or, you know, a taped video with the pointer and said, see right here, Chris has had three rhinoplasty and I've never had my nose done. And Stephen didn't go into this with me like my facelift and say, I'm going to read, like do every little detail of her face. The goal was to do a beautiful lift and give me a refresh and do a beautiful jawline, which I achieve. And it was really interesting because everybody started making such a big deal out of it. But then there was a group of people. And one by one, there were several people that started to take credit for the work. Kind of in a, you know, like, oh, I might have done that or I might not have. And it was kind of interesting. It's right call of it all. Right. And I, I called Stephen and I said, Hey, this is getting so much attention and it's really out of hand. And I'd like to just say who, you know, your name do? How do you feel about that? And he said, well, I'm cool with it. Why don't we just create a password? I think I told you this before that if somebody calls, you know, and because of this referral, then I'll know that it's from you. And we'll create a password. So we did. And you're saying, because publicly, you were going to acknowledge who your doctor was. Right. He was going to become booked and busy. But if you know, and that you referred wanted to get in, you would have the Christian or password and they can get in. Yes, that's what the password is. Correct. So we password of news outlets. No, no, no. So anyway, we and all these outlets, every media outlet was calling our PR, Christie and asking, you know, will you tell us who did it? Will you tell us who did it? And then people just started taking credit for it. And I was like, no, not on my watch. This is, this is not cool. What are you upset about? Well, I think because clearly you're stunning and your face looks impeccable. I am so happy or bullshit. Yeah, of course, they are. Of course, I'm just saying, but what are we upset about? I'm upset that people are calling out saying, I'm furious with my doctor. I'm blaming him for this facelift that completely fell apart, which no, and no, the only reason to even bring it up or say anything about it is because it's really hurting someone else. Like, I don't really, I can take what people say. I have pretty thick skin. And I don't really need to talk about, you know, this issue at all, except for the fact that it really does. Someone else is involved. And I love him. And I think he's a genius. And I think he's one of the most talented doctors I've ever been to. Sleep with him already. No. He's married to his beautiful wife. For saying you wish. No, no, he is. I know he's married. It's a joke. Really good. Dr. Levine. We know you're going to have sex with him. I think it's really for him just to say, I love you, Steven. And we'll it on it. We got it. Yeah. Here's the thing. In the world of the internet, social media, it doesn't matter what you do and what category you're in. The media or now anyone with the platform is considered media at this point. They build you up. Yeah. They put you on this pedestal. Like, they build you high just to knock you down little by little. They can't stand that whoever they is. Chris Jenner was getting all of this press looking beautiful. Like, so one bad photo of you, they're going to take that and run with it. Oh, they jumped on that and, you know, and then create all these stories because that's what's selling magazines. You need a protagonist and an antagonist and everything. Don't you think it's crazy that actual I'm guessing. I'm assuming they're actual medical doctors who have licenses that go online and do a whole setup where they're reviewing how much now that my face left failed. And I hate my doctor. You are Chris fucking Jenner. You are giving them who would do that. But a real doctor with morals and integrity wouldn't do that. And also a doctor that's like in the industry wouldn't be going in dice. First of all, going after Steven is wild. Well, also going at their doctor with doctor is crazy. That's crazy town. So much. I believe in everyone should be successful. I'm not intimidated by anyone else's success. I'm inspired by it. I think there's enough of everything for everyone to win. We all can win. That's number one. People who talk down about other people. It's lame and corny and it just shows me who you are. But it's so insecure on their part. And don't you think, but don't you think that if there was something wrong or if I didn't like something you wouldn't hear about it right away. Like I am very vocal in what I do. I've shared my my face lift. I've shared my hip replacement. I've shared my hysterectomy. You don't have to do any of that. No, but I want to because I want to inspire or show other women and build women up and be secure enough to do what they're doing and not be scared, you know, through the process. Some of these things are very scary for people. Yeah. Or they feel like my life is over. I have to get a hip replacement. I'll never be the same because I had a hysterectomy or what's that going to feel like and to show somebody that, you know, at 70 years old, I don't really care what someone thinks of me. I don't need anyone's approval. And I never asked for the positive stuff. I just went, you know, I just loved it. Who wouldn't? You know, it's funny because I ran into Oprah. Oh, name drop over here. Yeah. And Oprah had said something to me that was so interesting. She said, how does it feel? We were to barbecue. And she said, Lauren's house. Oh, my god. And she said, how does it feel to have all this real positive energy out there about your face? Because it was right. You know, when everybody was going crazy over the face. And I said, gosh, you know what? It feels really good. Nobody's ever asked me like just like that. And she was like, well, you look great. And you know, this and that, but she said, but how does it feel? And I said, finally, some positive energy because you know, they're always like anything positive. I get that makes you feel good. But at the same time, it's not something that I was out there asking for. Correct. But I also think it's really disgusting for any of us to talk negatively about anyone's face, body, hair, any of that. It's all all the positive stuff. That's what we should be doing to one another is building people up, having them feel good. But then just analyzing things, talking negatively about them. But then I was going to say how you feel about someone. She does, she is so mad. She is furious with her doctor. And then every media outlet is calling Chrissy going, what's up with Chris Jenner? We heard she was furious with Stephen Levine. How no, I'm not furious with Stephen Levine. I love Stephen Levine. I love my face. Sure. You love him. I know. I got it. Yeah. And I love my face. Clear. And I'm really okay with the way I look. And I don't really give me more than okay. But I don't give a shit at this age, but how what somebody thinks about, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them. Yeah. Fuck them. You said it better. I said, fuck them. We're all just trying to get by out here. And, you know, to live a life, Thank you so much for watching. Bye. - A little cuter than others. - That's right. - Okay, Chris Jenner. - That's right. But people are talking about you, and that's like you have to also turn it. Like these people wouldn't be talking about me bad or good. - If I wasn't drawing a lot of attention to them, if I wasn't returning in views or clicks. Like just remember the power you hold, even though it's fucked up and annoying, people are doing it because they wouldn't know about these doctors otherwise. - We have been doing this for 20 years. So I'm no stranger to the criticism about anything. What I wear, what I say, you know, the family, obviously I have thick skin and can handle just about anything. Like everyone has a bad photo once in a while or a bad outfit or they're not looking their best, but you don't need somebody to tell you look like shit. - Yeah, we know. - That's not nice. Well, it's not good for anybody's mental health that would bother anyone. I think the media has this obsession of tearing people and especially women down and then now putting them against each other, just making up these stories. Like who sits in a room at work and decides, let's do a story and really zap this person. I just don't understand that, but I grew up in a family where my grandmother was like, taught me if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. - Yeah, different generation. - Well, it's honestly just people get so consumed with what gives them attention and sadly the negative does give people attention. - Yeah. - And so they get consumed with that and they are letting that lead their moral compass and that's not good. - You guys know I recently got a puppy, peppermint and I'm not even going to pretend I'm normal about it. I fully accept that I've become one of those dog parents. The kind who takes way too many photos talks to their dog like they're a person and somehow she ends up having a better daily routine than I do. Peppermint already has multiple beds around the house, a rotation of toys and honestly, I catch myself checking on her like she's a toddler. But if you're a dog parent, I feel like you get it. They really do become a part of the family. 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Is there anything else that you can recall that rattled you or pissed you off? Well, I think, let's see. Do you like, and you called a cougar? Are you a cougar? No, you are. Am I? Are you okay? No. Cory is like 30 years younger than you. He's 25 years younger than me. Okay. 25. I'm kind of like a cougar. And I think you're more than a cougar. 25 is like, all right, girl. Okay, yes. Well, you know, we have a great relationship. And for us, it's like, no, but it's like age is just a number. When I date someone 25 years older than me. Yeah. I can. Yeah. Huh. As long as you love him and he's good to you, and it works, and he's your person, right? You can't always decide who your person's going to be. You just don't know. He's just going to come one day, and you're going to, you don't know what shape or size or age or any of it. You're just going to, it's going to be a surprise. I promise. Okay. He's coming. Okay. I mean, I didn't plan that, you know? You don't plan like who you're going to fall in love with, or maybe who you're going to end up with in life. It just happens. Okay. Anything else that bothers you? Anything else that bothers me? Oh, maybe who your dad is. Okay. That's been long gone. I know. Well, it's all going to be long gone one day. The things that the media or people get fixated on is fascinating, because it's so ridiculous, especially since you look exactly like both of your grandmothers. Sorry, but you do. Do you get frustrated that there's constantly breakup rumors about you and Cory? Not anymore. I mean, did it bother me at the time? I think it probably bothered maybe him more than it bothered me? I don't know. You'd have to ask Cory. Why don't you get him in here on this. Cory would say to the therapist couch to get Cory on here. He would say to imagine he wouldn't talk. No, he wouldn't have 60 minutes of silence. Yeah, he won't talk. I got a text from Lori Lachlan, and she looks great. Doesn't she look beautiful? Amazing. Well, she's so pretty. She's beautiful on the inside too. She really is. She's such a nice girl. I'm so mad. She doesn't live near us. I know. She wrote. she wrote me yesterday her last night and she said she didn't even say anything she just sent me an article that said I was really furious because her face lift looks better than mine and I'm thinking where do people come up with this stuff and I think just pitting people against each other especially women against each other when we should all really be building each other up and being wanting each other to win. But in your friend group you guys are so supportive and so amazing yeah to one another. I'm so lucky. You are and you guys aren't gatekeepers like when you did yours you told everyone and they all went and they all went but it's also a testament to you and your role at ex and people trust you but I also think outsiders are pitting you guys against one another but I love the unity that you all have and how much you guys all really do support and uplift and like rally for one another like even those articles you guys all laugh about them and like what should about them as opposed to being like I love that I was in this article with her right you know what I mean yeah and but and that's I mean that's true and I I work 25 hours a day I don't really have time to dwell on things because I'm so busy and I have such natural distraction with my real life and the things that really matter to me my grandchildren my children me my mom cc quarry all of us and I feel like I have such a full blessed life it's like somebody said to me earlier today all the media is focused on something because it was such a big deal when I got my face done and it attracted so much attention it was so much for them to write about in such great clickbait and when that all dies down then they need something else so now they'll just bring you down yeah and really punch you in the news cycle literally a new news cycle wedding bells with you and quarry no you never know we don't need to get married again no like anyway you just never know I'm full of surprises wow yeah that would be but you could be a flower girl I don't think any of us need to get married again I think we're good you do would you ever get married again not sure I could see you getting I love the idea of marriage with the right paperwork yeah that's true you're a great wife thank you you really are you're like any man's dream of a wife because you're my first marriage wasn't real anyways I should get married again for a real one I know how to like well first let me just say this you're beautiful thank you you're beautiful on the inside and the outside you're an amazing mommy thank you really are I've never seen anything like I'm a mommy you're the most and you're sexy she's a note I'm talking no love I love I love Island I'm not into love Island I know I have to get into love Island it's so not that's not your thing okay you're sexy oh you're outgoing you're smart you're so smart you're so what's happened talented you're a test day you're you've got so many great qualities I could sit here for one hour and not be able to listen all so somebody's gonna be really lucky to one day meet you and your soulmates gonna be a very lucky man thank you and vice versa Chris wow I know when you call me Chris that's very meaningful what are we gonna do for mother's day I was gonna say what do we we normally everyone does their own thing for mother's day we'll have like breakfast or something wasn't I doing brunch at my house but then everyone then disperses and does their own thing what would be your perfect mother's day like for me like mother's day sometimes everyone wants to do things with you but you're like but that's not about me yeah like so that's why the morning I like to do a brunch I'll swim with the kids a little bit then they can go and leave me alone for a few hours and let me just like veg out chill get a massage like just do things that I want to do but alone and not hear people be like can you open this for me I need a tissue da da da this has salt on it or whatever like I just want I like both folks I love to be with my kids spend that time together but then I do need like half the day maybe like two or three p.m. the rest of the day just a chill nothing like crazy love a puzzle love a fucking puzzle and Alexa got me this puzzle board I showed it to you yeah and like with the drawer yes that's so cool and it like that's something I would love who the hell gets to do puzzles in the daytime normally not me I know I brought out all these puzzles to Palm Springs and then we didn't do them that's because it would frustrate me too much to do them there because there's so many little kids I know I know I know that's true we did wouldn't Hawaii Kim and I for spring break I think last year and we what we could not leave until we finished this puzzle it was insane but it was the best you just sit there and you talk and you need a little break and then you come back it's really hard to leave once you do the puzzle I have a puzzle that's wooden pieces and they're this why don't you say who gave it to you oh Bill Gates for my birthday but it is so difficult and he did he had it made and it's my green fridge that's a hard puzzle right yeah so you could help me get that I would do it I love stuff like that what do you want to get off your chest I I did that I got it all off my chest with Malika did you ever hear from him now what the hell is he gonna say well I would be I would feel badly about those comments if I was him I would too I would feel I think somebody would he would reach out and say hey I'm really sorry about the way that no haven't heard from him haven't heard you like I feel like he's been doubling down like Rob sent me he went I think it was serious XM or something Rob sent me something and he it was after my Malika episode come on so I don't know if they pre taped it and it came out weeks later but I I don't know I don't think that I don't think they would have held it but he was like something along the lines of yeah that marriage made me more popular in the social media world but other than that wow okay it's crazy I feel like hasn't reached out I don't think he would care really about me clearly I would think he would be devastated to lose you my sister's Rob like just thinking how you guys would view him because he's always been very sensitive about that yeah but me he was he was playing me from the beginning of the doc it's not like he was only doing bad press about me he sat down and gave bad interviews about me in the documentary so that's where I'm like you ask me to be a part of something and I willingly did so and you're just like talking shit about me put like let me know what we're doing so I can have the same energy although I wouldn't but what is wrong with everybody that's what I want to know I don't know it really is there so many other things that we all need to be worrying about and spending our time doing and our energy focused on things that really matter but we're not talking to him anymore no because sometimes I know how you can get I have not made a phone call I have not I would not do anything like that without telling you first or asking you what you wanted me to do in a situation it's not happening there is no situation exactly the bridge is burned and I have no more rope left to throw over period got it question yeah do you believe in God yes no obviously okay that's like ridiculous there is some stories that there's two versions either dinosaurs are really dragons dragons feelings on that dinosaurs are dinosaurs who's to say they didn't have wings and could breathe fire oh who's to say who's to say I don't breathe fire you do I think I do okay so you're not into the old dragon conspiracy no okay fair no what about that dinosaurs are really fake and all of those bones are man made I don't believe that I believe they're real okay and I feel like not only are they real but they continue to find fossils in different places and parts of the world that are shocking to the scientists and the archaeologists that go on these digs and come up with this stuff there's probably civilizations that used to be in a place that are just buried and just people find the bones duh yeah what of course yes well we agree on some Don't get me started so exciting underneath the pyramids Everything that's underneath what they're just discovered. Are you into that? I I've been out of the loop on what they just discovered I mean maybe like a year ago How long ago? Yeah, like Going down totally and the precision of totally of course what they of course that exists Yeah, duh. Like what do you think it's just a one foot under and there's everything that ever existed is just a foot underground There are civilizations that existed under I think that's what we're saying the pyramids the three pyramids. I got it got you perfectly Done with like fucking like how did they even make that AI precision right then like Way more than football fields underground. Do you know they didn't have tools to do this? Well, maybe they've made a year ago and then there was an earthquake and they got covered up and what just the pyramids are And then they built the pyramid. How did they do that don't you remember when Courtney went to Egypt and went in the tunnels underground Mom, they just discovered this a year ago, and no one's talking about it tunnels under the pyramids. What don't you remember that? I love you, but what is your point? Are you saying she discovered this? No, my point is there are tunnels that are underneath the pyramid. No, they just discovered this. This is something very different. And there's like cylinders that each cylinder is like 20 tons eat there's like 10 cylinders on each thing. Let me do a deep a deep dive no pun intended on how I feel about this, but I and while you're at it Giants giants do a deep dive on giants all the fucking big giant logic giants are my whales. No, that's gross. Like it's only gross when I say she can have anything she wants. No, Wales is gross. Oh, what you don't like giants. Giants like you get freaked out. There was a movie when I was a little girl where this little girl lived in a house and she looked outside and there was a joke about a huge, huge, huge giant and I could never find the movie again, but that movie freaked me out. I think for the rest of my life. Giants are like freaks me out like when you're big like you have a head as big as this table looking into a little dollhouse, that kind of thing. Yeah, I can understand how that's not. It's so creepy. Exciting, but they're not here anymore. Giants. Correct. Where'd they go? I don't know. That's what we're all trying to figure out. Also, somebody told me there's a whole conspiracy about what's under the ocean. Yeah, what about it? The aliens? No, well, who knows what's under there? US there's a percentage of the ocean that's never been even a chart. Are you on a fucking other planet? Yeah, I am 80 something percent of our waters are uncharted. That's what you're talking about. Just what's in the water. Right. Why do you think I hate it so much? We don't know what the fuck is there. Whenever you go to like a tropical place and someone's like, are there sharks here? They're like, no, how it's on ocean. There's sharks everywhere everywhere. That yeah, they identify. I knew aquatic animals every few years. They're like, oh, with species we never saw before. How do you not know? Like, hello, it's crazy. But I've been telling you for years. That's why I don't like it. I think they just discovered 10 new species of whales. Whales. Whales. This big ass fish. And you guys don't have them all labeled and like what their species are. That's insane to me. So no, I don't love the water and it's all uncharted for that's fucking scary. There's shit in there that they don't want us to see. No one better tell me that there's no mermaids. There's definitely mermaid. We don't even know. We don't even know. We don't know because everything is AI well now when you see something AI mermaids. Yes. And guess what? If it's real, you're going to say it's AI. You saw the little alien walking around the Arizona military base. People want to say it's AI. I don't think that's AI. You saw that little fucker just prancing around with the fucking military men. That is fucking real. But what are you going to say? It's AI. Right. We're fucked. Yeah. Fucked. Yeah. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Yeah. I am so happy you got to get stuff off your chest. Clearly, I got to get stuff off my chest. And that is essentially what Chloe and Wonderland is now for, which is what I'm learning. Well, everybody. Thanks for the therapy.