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Exposing What's In Our Bags!

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Exposing What's In Our Bags!

The podcast features a lively, chaotic mix of humor and personal anecdotes centered around a water balloon fight that escalates into a full-blown mess, damaging electronics and walls. The group shares detailed looks at their purses, revealing a colorful array of personal items like lip balms, snacks, and odd trinkets, with humorous comparisons of organization and style. A playful debate emerges over online popularity, with members making bold claims about views and followers, only to undercut themselves with laughter. The conversation shifts to more personal and intense topics, including fears of stalking and real-life scary experiences—such as a visit to a house filled with mattresses or a night spent in a stranger’s home. One member expresses concern about online stalker culture, while others react with humor and disbelief. The episode ends with fun, absurd ideas for future content, like a self-tan prank or a flag-taping challenge, reinforcing the group’s playful, unfiltered, and relatable tone. The overall atmosphere is one of shared absurdity, laughter, and genuine connection through storytelling and silly mishaps.

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- Don't want a purse to wear? - Yes, I have one earring. - I have summer Fridays. - Summer Fridays mint, summer Fridays mint, summer Fridays vanilla beige. - Summer Fridays pink sugar. (laughing) - And I have this key. I'm pretty sure it belongs to one of my friends' houses. But I don't know which one. - Summer Fridays, summer Fridays, summer Fridays, and I have this key. Three, two, one. (crashing) Oh my gosh. (laughing) - You're the one catching it. (laughing) Stop! - Hey, I'm gonna, uh, it makes it Kenzie-Hurry. - You gotta dress up. (screaming) - Hi guys, Maverick has a big ego and that's okay. - Yeah, don't worry. I did, I changed and I didn't want to stop. - Did you put this down so you wouldn't have to sit on the couch? - I'm sorry, I don't know what happened. - What if we start off with saying I have a big ego? - Well, because right before this, you were talking to Harper about how much more famous you were than her. - Oh. - Yeah, he was like, by the way, I posted 10 a day and I got so many views. So really, you should take advantage of this time you have right now. So, yeah. - Yeah. - No, it's like shut up. - We're calling in a cloud hall. - But they say, don't-- - They say it's gonna matter who has more clouds. - 'Cause then the same thing happened out in series. The same thing happened out in series. I come in the house, I literally woke up. - I should have done it. - I'm trying to talk. I woke up in 10 minutes, I come to the house, Maverick's like, "How many views do you get on YouTube?" By the way. - No, no, you said. - I accidentally interrogates me, and I was like, "I was like, and he was like, "Wait, show me how many views "we got in the past seven days." - Oh, you only got nine million? - You only got nine million? - You just gonna-- - I think my 67 million views this month speak for themselves. - You're just making it worse for yourself. You're not understanding it for yourself, you're just-- - I'll get it. - So what was happening? - Like, congrats. - In the full picture here, Harper. - Full picture. You gotta get the full picture. You were saying how your videos are hitting the four you days. - Or hitting-- - Or hitting-- - Who? - God, 67 million views this month. - Ah! - Okay, now that you're looking like a jerk. - But no, I was just telling her that at one point-- - I don't know the context-- - I was very popular in TikTok. - I don't know the context of the earlier conversation and I can't get burnt. - Oh, I gotta calm down. I have the most followers. (laughing) All right, everyone calm down. I entered the room. - King Cash, can you tell us what happened? - How many followers, you never understand this. - Wait, but when I met you-- - You had the biggest drop off. Let's point. - When I met you. - Ready? - Not us, we have the most views this month. - Me? - What? - Me? - Wow. - Where are you? - Wait, I'm getting more views per month than I ever have. - Yeah, now you can drop off and come back. - When I met you four years ago, you had 18 million followers and you still do. - That's 'cause I quit to do the Cash and K to count. - This is true. As soon as Cash and I started dating, he said, "I'm tired of the Cash Baker account." And he said, "We're gonna make a couple's account." I was like, "Okay." - Okay, can I have some videos on that account? - I mean, literally post on that, my Cash Baker account, like maybe twice a year. - Anytime he has a video idea, if I am on camera and any sort of capacity, he puts it on the Cash and K to count. - I just realized something. The Cash and K. - Wait, I'm gonna take your account. - When I met you, did I have the Cash and K to count? That's now the podcast account? - Yeah, but how many followers did it have before? - It's like 8.7. - I think it had seven. - When we changed it. - So that's seven. - No, it had eight something. It was like eight point. - No, because, no, we gained out a million followers. No, because that's not the truth. - What is it at now? - No, let's take a account, Harper. Not the YouTube. - Yeah, yeah. LOL. - I have no clue what it's at. I think it had 8.7, 8.9 right now. - So again, yeah, I feel like it would have gained more than 200K. So probably, I don't know. - I think it was seven. - Did you stab your hair tie with eight? - Seven to eight? - Yes. - I think you need to tell her what can happen on the TikTok. - I didn't know what y'all was talking about. - She was freaking out. - I heard about her view. - A cloud off. - No, she was freaking out and running. - That TikTok's not pushing her videos. - She said, look at my analytics. 30% for you page. - Did you watch her hit this? - This is a problem. - Wait, what? - She said her videos are only hitting 30% for you page. - It is weird. - Let's talk randomly. - Yeah. - Well, like, throw your videos on the for you page. It'll be like 90% of the audience is for you page. And then one day, it just stops. - It wouldn't happen. - It doesn't make sense. - Well, I said got the most followers. (laughing) - Yeah. - Will you tell your account to me? - Why? - Wait, wait, what were you about to say about me? - What? - It's just like you're about to glaze me. - I was about to say you're the most hyped, though. - You are, you're very hyped. - Hey, you got the most cloud right now. - Yeah. - Right now. - Yeah, definitely everyone's favorite. - Yeah. - That's good. - That's a good thing. Enjoy it while I. - I can't though. (laughing) - No, but seriously, it goes. - I just wait, I'm gonna become big. - Hey, you mean you are big. - No, I will become big. - Once I get my big. - Once I get my big? (laughing) - With everything we do, video shoots, live shows, travel, we end up taking a lot of really short trips. Sometimes we're only supposed to be somewhere for a night or two. - But ever once in a while, we book a stay on Airbnb and immediately start asking, okay, what if we stay one more day? - We had that happen in Tennessee. We booked a mountain cabin with incredible views and by the end of the trip, we were literally trying to figure out how to extend it because nobody wanted to leave. And it's nice how you're gonna slow down between travel days, sleeping in, catching up on board, or just doing nothing for a bit. When you're constantly moving, having a place that feels comfortable makes a huge difference. It's a space where you can unpack, reset, and not feel rushed out the door. - We've definitely extended trips just because the place made us want to stay longer. It honestly turns a quick stop, sometimes into something more. - For trips like that, booking stays through Airbnb gives us more flexibility and more reasons to actually enjoy where we are. - You're not just passing through, you're settling in, even if it's only for a few days. - Airbnb makes even our shortest trips feel more comfortable. And sometimes, we're sticking around a little longer. - I like Doja Cat. Wait, so what's one song that represents everybody? Let's all go around. So, Kinsey's would be like-- - They're not their favorite song or something that represents them. - Represents them. Like, maybe we could all go around and-- - Can I have the Pledge of Allegiance? - No, that's not a song. That's a-- - In the road. - We don't even know the Pledge of Allegiance here. So, you should not say that. - I know, not Pledge of Allegiance. Sorry, I meant the National Anthem. It's our single banner. - I can do the Texas Pledge of Allegiance and the Normal, right? I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands one nation under God, indivisible, the British brawl. And then-- - Yee-haw! - I honor the Texas flag. I pledge allegiance to the Texas one state under God and one indivisible. - Wait, why do you pledge to Texas? And what are you pledging? - I don't really know, they just make us do that in Texas. - Wait, what are you pledging? - It's our Texas flag. - You're as a Texan. Yeah, allegiance to the Texas flag. - I've always thought Pledge is to flags are weird. It seems kind of cold-ish. What about the mailman? - I agree, respect the flag. Like, have you seen that? - The mailman give a pledge? - What? - The delivered mail, regardless of ice, snow, sleet, or whatever it is. - I appreciate that. - Yeah, I appreciate that too. - I want my packages to soak up. I need a package. Honestly, if I'm iced in, I need a package. - They're like warriors out there. - Yeah, hold on. I know it's probably gonna get clipped up and put all over the internet. But what is the Pledge of Allegiance? Like, what are you pledging? - Allegiance. - Allegiance? - Like, when the president pledges, he's gonna be honest, right? He's like, I'm gonna pledge to be the best president. - You are pledging to be allegiance. - Yeah, like you're pledging your allegiance that you're supporting. - Oh, maybe that was it. Maybe I didn't know what allegiance meant. - Yeah. - Yeah. - What does allegiance mean? - Allegiance? - Like, allies. Like you're an ally. You guys. - I pledge my ally. - Allegiance. It's like the other word for ally. - Oh, I don't know that. Oh wait, maybe I'm wrong. - There's not a pledge for the post office people. - That's a crazy thing to make up. - I saw that though. It may be the same, I don't know. - Wait, no, it's a oath. They take an oath. - Yeah, that's on the way. - Oh! - I oath is what the president takes. - Yeah, I blank do solemnly swear or affirm that I will support and defend the constitution of the United States against all enemies for an independent-- - This is for the-- - I think that's the president's-- - For the middle, for the middle. - No, this has got to be for the military. This is not-- - Yeah. - No, it says oath of-- - I guess I just don't get it. - What's the point? - Of what? - Oh, it's pledges, like-- - What's the point of your vows whenever you get married? - I think there is a point. We didn't do it, did we? - Yes, you didn't have personal vows, but you said vows whenever you got married. - Oh, we said-- - Absolutely. - I do, yeah. - And all the stuff before that, yeah. - And we said yes, but we never said-- We just said yes and I do. - Yes, your vows are like-- - It's like-- - I will be with you through sickness and in hell through-- - Yeah, I guess to me that stuff doesn't mean anything. It's kind of like-- - Well, no, it doesn't-- - He doesn't mean nothing. - No, no, no, I mean, like-- - Damn, really hurt my feelings, you shouldn't say that. - No, I guess words don't mean anything to me. It's like actions are speak louder than words. Like words don't really like-- - Words don't describe me. - Yeah, but you don't think it's good to have the words and then have them backed up. - Let me tell you this, I start an army, right? I hire a map as my soldier and he's like, I pledge oath to protect your army. I'd be like, yeah, the second he has a better offer, he's backstabbing me. - I don't do this. - Map can. - Dude, what? - You're not there, you're not there. - Yeah, I don't know. - Oh, look, he does it pretty good. - Whoa! - That's good, man. Wait, do you turn to the camera, do you turn to the camera? - I can't get my lips to my nose to go the same way, so my lips go one way, my nose goes the other. - I don't know, I don't understand. Anytime you guys try that, I don't get it. - Wait, y'all don't know how to do that? - No, you're so much better than us, Maverick. - Thank you, okay. - I will never tell you how to do it. (laughing) When we started this podcast, we had no idea how many moving parts there would actually be. 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That was good. Cash doesn't go. Look at that. Whoa. Let me see. Let me see. Wait, watch. Ready? That would give me the egg if I was your wife. You. You got a little sausage just stuck in there. You. I don't want to do that more. Okay. This is my purse to wear. Okay. What's on the outside? There's a slime. Wait, wait, wait. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Let me do the purse to wear. No, please. Yeah. Let me do a purse to wear. That's fine. That's fine. No, purse. All right. Let me just. All right. I don't know. All right. I don't know. All right. So, first, on my outside is the gooey gooey slime. Thank you so much gooey gooey. If you want to send me more, you can. It's a mint. Oh, it's called gooey gooey. It smells like cheerios now. I'll smell it. Oh. My God. I don't think it's time to smell like the head. Wait, Matt, when are you going to learn not to smell things when Harper's like here? Smell this. No, I'm okay. No, no. You have to smell that. No. That is the crazy smell you're ever going to smell in your life. I'm not even saying it's bad. You just have to smell it, dude. Smell it. No. Cash, you have to. No. It's a one-of-a-kind smell. Please smell it. I'll live without the one-of-a-kind smell. No, I'm wrong, bro. Smell it. All right. Continue to purse review. Oh my God. We're so American right now. Look at us. Our red, white, and blue. Yeah. Who's white? All of us. You and Harper have red and white. What? That was funny. Wait, wait. What? Who's white? She goes all of us. Okay. All right. So, that's my gooey gooey that smells like Cheerios. Cheerios. This smells like. No, this one is funny. It's not Cheerios. Smell my hands. That's guy. It makes somebody cut that up. That's funny. Smell my hands. No. Harper, continue the purse tour. Okay. So, first the gooey gooey slime, then my Bronco key, and then once we open the purse, we have, um, just a not wanting. We have. My box. That is not. You have a man's pillow. This is black perfume. This is black obi perfume. Yes, it looks like cologne. Can I smell that? Wait, I would like to smell that, ma'am. I think it's empty. Then I have vanilla skin perfume. Why do you have two perfumes? Because I layer them. Wait. I need that purse. It holds so much more than my purse does. And then I have trident gum, which I've never bought trident gum, but I just bought this. This is the best flavor ever. And then I have. How do you say the first word before. Make sure that was cut up because my credit card was just showing. Then I have my credit card and my license. How do you say the word before Saint Laurent? Black OPM. No, no, no. The word before Saint Laurent. This? Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. And then I have mouth spray. I have mouth spray. Don't do that. That thing will make your tongue fall off. And then I have lip liner. And then I have one earring. One earring. And then that's it. That's it. That's it. No, there's some extra stuff in there. My wrapper just keeps falling off. Why does stuff keep making noise in there? I wish Kate, we need to go get our bags and show it to them. Show it to them. Join them in our purses. Whoa. This is you. I know. I know. It smells just like me. Whoa. That's crazy. That's what I'm trying to get at. But yeah, that's the rest. That's literally everything in my purse. Hey. Where are you going? What the heck? What was that? Where'd y'all just go? Let me see that. Let me smell it. Oh, it kind of smells like baby powder, though. Yeah, it smells a little babyish. All right. Kenzie's doing her bag review. Well, me. That's what. I'm just a little babyish. I'm just a little embarrassed. What? Because my bag is not nice like Harper's. I don't care about purses too much. So my bag. It has time for Kenzie's bag review. Hello. Hello. Can I have my spray bag? You can spray it. They don't really pay attention. They don't care about me. It's fine. That's $2 per view. Really? $1.80 now. Yeah, give me some. I don't know if it reaches up far. Are you going to give it? Yeah. Go ahead. Oh, okay. Oh, one 70. Okay. Let's do your purse review. My bag is from Sherry Hill from like three years ago. And I got this clippy that I've held on to for also three years. Let's see what's in here. Okay. I hate both of you. Why you have two purses? Well, mine's not big enough. I need it. I need Harper's. I bought Kate a purse once. Once she really wanted. I did. And then she gave it away to her sister. Well, it was like a like a like a pocket like a wallet thing like this. No, it was like. I'll show you what I mean later. But it was like a wallet. All right. Let's get to these purse reviews. Guys, come on. Can you just dig in to find the good stuff? You guys show the bad stuff too, candy. It's fun to see what's in purses. I got all these ones. Ooh. Man, yourself with the ones. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I've got my, uh, what is this called? Oh, a lip sharpener. A lip liner sharpener. I got a lip liner from Imco Beauty. Hold this please. Oh, that's Imco. Oh, my gosh. I thought it was Charlotte Tilbury. I got a lip liner from Charlotte Tilbury. Oh, look, that's a dupe. She's saving money now. I got my favorite mascara. Ooh. I got a Summer Friday's mint. Okay. Y'all spurs is a lot more organized. I got another Summer Friday's mint. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got a Summer Friday's. You only got one set of lips. And all of that is stuff or lips. Wait. No. This is a mascara. This is what. Summer Friday's mint. Summer Friday's vanilla beige. Summer Friday's pink sugar. Oh my god. It's impossible. That's a lot more. Her whole bag is Friday. I got Summer Friday's mint. Oh my gosh. I appreciate it. It's all Summer Friday's mint. Oh my gosh. She loves her lips. I mean, this is crazy. Aw. Aw. She got pay way. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Hey, a fan gave me this. Thank you so much. Is Laneige also for your lips? Yes. Oh, that one blonde fan. This is Candy's makeup bag, actually. No, it's really bad. I got a lot of summer Friday's. Why do you have so many summer Fridays? This is Maverick's Chapstick, vanilla bean. Wow. I carry it with me because his lips get-- I do like vanilla bean. Wow. Maverick is a little tense in Chapstick. And those are these trappuccinos. What? Yeah, these are $25 a piece. And Maverick, you got like the $0.40 Chapstick. And I have this key. Oh. But I don't know which room. Summer Friday's, Summer Friday's, Summer Friday's, and I have this key. Is that it? Let me look in here. What else do I got? Oh, I've got my-- I got my-- Wait, purses are so funny because everybody's so different. I got my license to carry. So I can-- [LAUGHTER] You got my license to carry. You got one more lipstick? Ooh, and I got any bees. So I can go bowling. Ooh. And probably get like a nice-- Never know what you need. I've never seen purses the best so far. I did. Okay. I mean, the license to carry really solidified it for me. Yeah. Oh, thank you. All right. Okay. Your purses review. Purse review. So I have a Michael Korra's purse that I had a DIY. But I'm okay. Because I had a DIY. I didn't like it. So I took the chain off a different Michael Korra's purse and put it on this one. So it looks better. Anyways, in the back here. And the bars. It's probably my self-tanner. I smell so bad. I'm in the back here. I have a chocolate bar. Oh my gosh. I love that chocolate. It's so good. And then I have a bunch of receipts actually. Fetch rewards. And then it's deep in here today. Okay. I have a hand cream. I have a hair tie. I have my wallet. I have my hand sanitizer. Can I try some? Yeah. I remember in COVID. Yeah. Oh. I have summer Fridays. I remember in COVID. And everybody would be. - Do you like tequila? - Yeah. - It smells so bad. - Wait, tequila. - Tequila as a hand sanitizer. - No one used tequila as a hand sanitizer. - I never met a see what person who did that. - That was not a thing. - It was alcohol based. - Then I have a polite society lip balm. Then I have a sharpie. Then I have a $10 off Ulta coupon. - Ooh, give me that. - I mean, this is the purse that keeps on giving. - Yeah, ooh, and then I have some thread because I was gonna sew something here. - Thanks. Oopsies. And then I have all my jewelry that I took off the other day 'cause I didn't wanna wear it anymore and I haven't taken it out of here. A panty liner. - Oh. - I have my pepper spray. - Can you please spray cash? - No, I'm not gonna do that. - No. - No, I don't like that you know that that's in there now. - I thank you. I thank you. - But I have my AirPods, and look at the cute case. I just got put on my AirPods. - Whoa, where'd you get that from a company? And then I have a bunch of things. I'm gonna take a case, slow down. - It's for a good, I would like to have something like that. - People, I don't know what you got because you go so fast. - I got a bunch of receipts, and then I have a tampon, and then I have a- - Your purse look, you got a lot of trash. - I mean, it's a lot of trash. - It's a lot of trash. - I got summer Fridays. I got pocket gum. - You know, I'm making fun of her for having multiple summer Fridays. - I got another hair tie. Oh, I've been looking for this. Kinsey borrowed this makeup brush in a hotel, and then I picked it up and I was like, oh, I'm gonna forget that, so I picked it up and I threw it my purse, and here it is, I've been looking for it. And then I have a toothpick. It's still in the wrapper though, it's not used. And then I have some change, some loose change. - Do you keep straws in your car, Kate? - Yes. - And then I have a normal thing. - I have a 50 pinnets. What country is this from? - From England. - England, and it has the queen on it. - Look at it when we were in Europe. And so I have some change for different countries. - I never go anywhere without my purse. - And then a lot more jewelry in here for some reason. I have a lot of jewelry. - Smell the touch. - Okay, that was nice. - Thank you. - Nice review, Kate. - Okay, so now that you see my purse, who do you think has the best purse, first haul? - Oh wait, we got you at my purse, yeah. - Oh. - Wow. - What the, where did that come from? - I was expecting that. - Right. - Oh, that's more trash. - What the heck? - This is my purse. - Where, why did you have that? - How did you have that on set? - Wait, open it. - We didn't, I didn't plan that with you. - No, you didn't do it. No one knows about this. Okay. - That way, before you say that, this is probably not funny at all, but it's so funny to me. My mom has like, you know how girls have like, the makeup boxes, like kaboodles or what else? She doesn't have a kaboodle. She has a, a fishing kit. - It's a giant tackle box. Oh, makeup. - She puts all so many things on. - Why has like, the trays that open up? - That's hilarious. - Okay. Before I open my purse, who wants what's inside of it? - Me! - I don't know what you do. - I'll take anything for free. - Okay. - I'm excited. What's in it? - I feel like I'm gonna pull out a lot of animals. - Should she reach your hand in? - No, no, no, no, no. I will, I will pick out. - No, no, no, you can't reach it. No, no, no. All right, guys, I'm gonna give Harper what's inside my purse. - Please don't do anything bad to me. Please, because I change, I just changed my clothes and I have to wear these tonight. - I said it's to Harper. - Okay, so you can't do anything bad to me. - Okay. - Oh, hi. - I didn't even pop. - What was that? - That was so mean. - Wait, what was it? - It's a water bullet. - And that's all me, I would have killed me. - It's water. Why are you freaking out? You know what? - My hair is like perfectly curled. - What? - That was weird, Cass. - She said she wanted it. She also said she woke up five minutes before the podcast. - I think it might be Sprite in it too. I'm not sure. - Sprite? - Some of them were Sprite. - What? - You ran out of water in the sink? - Yeah, actually the sink is going slow. - That was mean. - I don't know what I think. I think you put all the balloons back in. - But what's next in there? - And I think you save it. - You're gonna have one next episode. - I won't hit you. Look, I pledged to not hit you. - What? - Okay, there you go. - You just said your word means nothing. - I want to hit it by a water balloon because my hair. - I want, I want, I want. You got a party after this? I know. - What do you mean by hand sanitizer? - I honestly do it. - Okay. - 'Cause I didn't really. - You know that you're easy target right now. - Can you get that? My hand sanitizer. - I got some information on that. - Do you know where the trash you dropped? - No, I'll throw it away later. - We should play game for water balloons. - Stop, guys. - I'm not, I'm, I already pledged to you. Jeez. Didn't pledge to Mav though. - You're so bad. - Right. - Hey, you're gonna get water. Hey, hey, don't get water on the plugs because we'll have to restart. - Wait, yeah, don't get water all over the plugs. - Oh no, I went through the hole in the wall. - Oh no, I went through the computer. I went straight through the hole into the computer. - A hopper is the computer, okay? - It's blinking. - Yeah, she said it's blinking. - She said it's blinking. And how did it go through the wall? We have a giant gaming setup in there. Like, there's so many computers in water. - What do you mean, how did it go through the wall? - I mean, that's accurate. I mean, I, I couldn't hit that from there if I tried 10 times. - That was crazy. - Is the computer okay? - Yeah, computer's fine. - Okay, let's get back to the fight. - It was backwards. - Okay. Ah. - How come these don't bother us? - Y'all didn't fill them up enough. Y'all are just slapping each other at this point. - Give me one, ma'am. Ma'am, give me one. - Oh, here you go. - Oh. - Oh. - Why is it warm? - They feel kind of weird to be honest. - They're warm. - Oh, that one. - You're getting it everywhere. - Yeah, whoa. - Whoa, why is everybody having one now? - Wait, give me one. - Okay, here you go. - Stop. - Oh, hybrid. Dude, you're gonna get the camera's way. Don't do that. All right, Harper, catch this one. Ready? Three. - No, no, no. - Two. One. Ah. - Oh, down the stairs are winded. - Did it break? - Just hand me one. - Okay, here you go. Ready? Three, two, one. Oh my gosh. (laughing) - Like, seriously, stop. - You're the one catching it. (laughing) - Oh. That was crazy. - Can I wait one, don't go anything. I'm just getting okay, wait. Give me your hand, I'm okay, wait. - Okay, I think we should all truth now. - Oh, come on. - Oh, come on. (laughing) Oh, it stayed alive. Okay, okay. - Oh, hold on, hold on. - Oh, no. - Oh, no. - Okay, stop. - Okay, dude. - Wait. Last balloon, literally just put all of the water in. - No one did it. - No one did it. - Yes, you did. - No one did it. - No, that hole was not there. Are we sure? - I don't know. - I just put another hole in the wall. - There is electrical below that hole, so I don't know if that's good. - Oh, there's water all inside the outlet. - We should probably stop. - Pat, you missed me. It was like, 89% of those. You didn't even, like, two and I didn't even get it. - This water balloon is-- - Just stop, just stop. Please. - This thing is stupid. (laughing) Did they all do that? (laughing) - All right, guys. Why do some of these water balloons look so sus? - Dude, look at this one. - Stop! Please, stop! - Please! - Who keeps that in a purse? - Stop! Stop! (laughing) - No, I think that's money. - Cash's humor is like a five-year-old boy. - I'm gonna get water. (screaming) - Her hair! - Her hair! - My hair, am I legs? - I thought you said you just woke up. - My legs have to hand on them. - Did you just wake up or did you do your hair? Which one is it? Harper, listen. I'll give you this one to throw it cash. If you let cash throw one at you. - No. - It has one to throw at cash, but it's not gonna be yours. - All right, let's just all throw them at the camera man. Ready? (laughing) - Three. - Okay, water balloon fights over. - No. - I don't think it works. - Matt, do you have a purse to show off? - I don't. I didn't know we were bringing her purse to stay. All right, got a brought mine. I do have this water balloon still. And I need to throw it at someone. - Me too. - Yo, it's like, I don't have all the balloons. How many of you got in there? - It's bull. - About this money. - Is that the only thing you have? - Oh my, really? - Like, what is wrong with you? - I'd say about 15 to 20. - Can you move the two that are underneath it right now? - I blocked it. - The wire. - Okay. - Is it really spraying those? - Some of 'em see the sparkly ones? - I'm really liking this. - That was a good, okay, okay, okay, we'll stop. Everybody stop. - Everyone. - Oh. (laughing) - All right, everybody stop, everybody stop. - I'm ready to stop. - I'm gonna, I'm gonna, uh, oh my god. - I mean, I'm gonna stop. - It's just paintball. - I'm gonna paint that picture up. - It's just paintball, that's all that is. - I hate that picture, it's really rude. - I hate this. I really don't like this. - Oh. - Give me that, give me that. - Fakes it, Kenzie, hurry. You gotta drop-- - Ah! - Oh! - Why are they busting? - Oh. - I'm not kidding, that one just busted my eardrum, dude. (laughing) Oh my gosh. No, my eardrum's internally bleeding, please stop. - I'm sorry. - What are you doing, Kate? - I told you, I can't get wet. - Oh! - Oh! - Don't say-- (laughing) - No. - What's happening? (laughing) - That's the fake you screw on it. - She goes-- (laughing) - Lydia, if you're watching this, the Lydia that drew the picture, I saved it, we're okay. - That's not a warning for me. - Yeah, it's a dumpling. - Hey, Kate's covered now. - Stop, stop! I'm the cover. It took me hour half put these eyelashes on don't you dare? I mean All right, let's do something else mav juggle them. Oh, yeah juggle. This was a terrible idea. I Hate you Your island shut what I will What there's like water dumping on the electrical back there. Oh my god. No, stop seriously Cameras are gonna go off. You're literally gonna get all the electrical stuff Our house is like cooked entirely actually look at the wall you just got the ceiling wet There's yellow it's like a little cousin that doesn't know when the jokes over dude. It's oh This is stressing me out the electrical is actually so it's got everything's gonna turn off in any side cooked anyways You threw so many at me and then you were like I am popping of them. You were all yours are popping. I can't help that because you don't like this Doesn't feel good, huh my back is so Hit him no one even a me now. You what are you doing? We can't aim at you. Can you guys please stop please? You're in a trash bag. Harper is so too excited look at her picking up watermelon. Yeah, she's like nobody hit me I'm just a girl and she picks them up. I'm just a little red head Right, right. All right. We're gonna throw those at anyone Guys, we're gonna have to like we re furnish for this. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have to like cut the drywall out of the ceiling. I know it's bad I'm more concerned about how y'all are gonna have to redo your hair after this Well, no drywall actually isn't supposed to get wet like that. Yeah, but what about their hair? They have to go somewhere tonight. No That's Do you guys can't see it is fixable. No, no, you guys can't see but behind us on like the baseboards and stuff Our baseboards are completely like peeling off the wall right this neck Oh my gosh, look at cash his neck how red it is from the water balloon It looks like do you see that? It's a water balloon imprint turn this way. I would like to see it. No, I actually it physically can't Alright, we just need to stop getting drywall wet though. Well, I'm just confused on why you brought the balloons expecting not to get the drywall wet and Confused what you can't bring water balloons and tell me not to throw them Why did you do that? Like you knew that was gonna happen. Stop cash. Stop Turns into a man like Kate did in the take-dart stop It's enough funny business. We need to talk serious. What? I literally have a trash bag on me. I could suffocate at any moment. I Really think since you have the trash bag we should throw a couple at you to test if your idea works Harper throw one at Kate to help you splattered on you soak that on me. I'm I'm dropping like three On my phone Terrible you just came missing Oh Man you're everyone's leaving Kate's mad her purse got hit Harper come back. I'm sorry Buy you a new one. Yeah, yeah, wait, man, maybe those two give me those two Yeah, it's over guys, everybody sit down man Y'all act like children. No, not me. Not you. I'm the first thing away from a child Now my song is wet Harper you throw in one percent power you're trying again Okay, I still have one watch out girl Kids after that one I'm gonna be honest. It's hurt dude. All right everyone calm down. Yes, we're done now give it to me give it to me Oh, oh, oh, she'll why can't you okay? That was all over here. Yeah My dad wait. No, let's do that one getting to Okay, all the water balloons are either gone or they're in my purse now So I thought you cannot expect to throw water balloon someone to knock it back. How do you win? Wait? Have you rinsed off your tin yet? Yes, I did. Oh, okay, then you're fine What is my phone's not fine You did I mean you took up you took a bucket of water and dumped it on a spot Imagine a water balloon fry it, but you put Yeah, he's held it over his phone and we I was crazy The tracks back what the iPhone 18s what the iPhone 18s. They like fold open of the folds. Yeah, apparently those are gonna be lit Yeah, we're gonna have to get a fold for the pod Fold for just the pod fold all volunteers tribute and get the iPhone fold. I feel like I won't like a fold Imagine you're laying in bed at night, and you're like I want to watch a YouTube video Huh, no, I can't wait no, I can't wait. It's a one one. Yes, your mom. I saw her on the plane trip to where we're going to New Zealand She folded it open and on one side she was watching a movie and on the other side she was playing a game Which I know is the most like Yeah, wait, you can still buy the non-folder. I can't imagine we got you wet and your hand just fell off No, that would be what the what the lovings hand can do a 10-minute one. I have the 10-minute one. It's nice Like let me show you. Let me show you. I think it's funny. Kinsie really isn't talking about she's trying to not get any attention on her Please show me we were throwing all the water balloons. She was like saying nothing. She just didn't want anyone to look at her Wait, Kinsie shall offer her tan doing an ad read here. Wait, can I see it though? Everyone knows his loving hand. I just need to use your purse for a second. No I just want you to see the consistency. I want to see it on his car No, let's go to stain your hair self tan on his face Oh Guy hold it. Let's say you dropped a melted eminine on my purse This is crazy when she does her brush. She just puts it on her body She lets it sit for 10 minutes and then she washes it off and it develops over like eight hours. Oh really? Wait, why don't you do that Kate yours? It's actually really good. Kate has to sleep with hers all night long Is there still one did you use this one? I used it this my the use it like 10 o'clock and she doesn't smell crazy She's acting like she doesn't she doesn't the other stuff smells like what tan because I use a two hour express But this is the spray tan. So a lady saw me naked and she sprayed me, but oh man, what? Yeah, that's not fine. You know you can you can go to like a Uh, a tanning place and get a spray tan without someone having to see you. I know like the tanning But she came to my house. So it was easier. Wait, how do they spray you without seeing? So you're in like a mother. Oh, it's like a like a car wash. Yeah. Yeah, actually it is like a car wash for your body It's like on around it's like turn right left arm in the air and you're like What if you don't do it right inside the booth? I didn't do it. I was so stupid Yeah, the movie where the guy gets sprayed on the same side like five times When you do you're supposed to call your fingers like this so that it doesn't like crease It's bad but sometimes you forget and then just looks really like how are you supposed to do your fingers? You're like supposed to sit there like you don't tell me y'all in there just like yeah We had a good conversation like I feel like when somebody sees you naked We just have better conversation because you're so comfortable with them. Yeah, this is true. Yeah, let's try that. That's not what the next podcast we're all I do I do appreciate I appreciate the fact that um, like she told me her craziest stories and like the craziest story was like She went to go spray a girl and she she goes to people's houses. Yeah to spray them and she went in It's like an exterminator so she you know spray like that go off take off take off Um, yeah anyways, so she went to go spray the lady because that's her business like she goes to people's houses and sprays them So she went to this lady's house and the lady was like, okay, I pick out a room for me to spray you in So she went to like the most filled room. It was filled with computers and like hacking systems and stuff like that and um, yeah Wait, that was a story yeah I'm like an actual scary story my brother I don't want to say too much information at all But he used to have work a job where he had to go into people's houses to take care of issues They were having in their houses. What was oh plumber? Basically pretty much yeah, it's something I like it not exactly but just enough pretty much something like that So he walks into this house and he gets called out at a job for and he goes in and there's no furniture in the house There's nothing in there and There's only like there's mattresses lying against the wall. He said there's like 40 mattresses all throughout the house 40 mattresses like twin size mattresses like a lot like it's like a bunkhouse And then it's what the only thing is the mattresses Computer and riding all over the walls and it's like weird stuff like I don't want to say what it was But it was way way 40 mattresses does not sound Just lying against the walls. Wait, did you end up watching obsession? Yes, did you? Yeah, and PAPE PAPE. You are a liar Yeah, before we watch it. Yeah, okay, wait, wait, I want to hear your take on this I don't know what you think about it. Wait, no, I don't think you guys should watch it. No, don't watch it Well, it's out of theaters so they can't Harper if I said to you if you were like hey, can you should watch obsession? And I said oh, you know, I don't really like scary movies I might be open to like a thriller type movie. I really really really do not want to watch a movie that has possession Would you say go ahead? You can watch well, I think that's why I broke into one watch it because she's like She was like I don't want anything with the devil and I don't want anything with supernatural things in it And I was like okay, then don't watch it because that's what you think it has watch it. Do you think it has possession? I do think that has some like devilish possession in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz it's like supernatural behaviors Right. Yeah, our friend told Kinsey. There's no possession in the movie. He's like no, no, there's no like evil spirit Yeah, and when you get to watch, I'm like the entire movie is based off of possession. Yeah, I've been possessed before now You have not no no, it's not really based off of I've been possessed or based off of like a spell or a charm Yeah, then like possession, but yeah, I guess it's like a spell, but the things that she was doing was like Demonic it was really scary and like the spell didn't work very well. Yeah, I don't even know it's demonic. She just killed people She just wanted out of the spell. Yeah, but and I've talking about that It was okay. I think I think that was kind of gross and so I was really confused at the end because I thought that obsession and Back, you know backers. I thought that those were the same movies So at the end I was like where were the back rooms everyone was talking about All the entire movie Kate is laughing which is the only reason I could get through it I was just like oh she thought it was all funny the chick would be like no The plant was funny This is so scary, but do you remember when she like walked in the background and she was like Yes, she's a great actor. She is very good. She's pretty. No, the movie was well put together It was a good movie. Yeah, but no, I don't think like I just wouldn't recommend watching it. I don't think anyone should watch it But maybe that's what we should all like do on really the thrillers Well, whatever those kind of movies are you really like those kind of movies you probably really like it Yeah, I have two ideas. We should do the American flag thing in self-tank how she's back Yes, you know, I've been wanting to do that me too, but I don't want to do self-tan I want us to just put duct tape on cash is back and burn the American flag into his back Yeah, yeah, okay. I don't want to be ironed. I showed Kate or what's that called? Brandon I don't want to be braided And then the other thing is this video We need to do this to your dad like if he's asleep or something James if you see this no you didn't anyways We should have like taken his beard and shaved out to five zero Have you seen this video? 250 years of America, it was fun, but I was gonna say and then another thing we should do on candy makeup or the podcast candy makeup I can't eat up. What does that mean like look you in like the obsession girl? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, and then we should all No, I will say I we were seeing candy couldn't sleep. I did not sleep that night. Really? I didn't know That's crazy. We woke up every hour. We were staying at caches in Maverick's parents house So when I woke up in the middle of the night I was a little confused on where I was at But then I had to go the bathroom and I was like, oh she's not in there. No, I would not have I would have literally just peed in the bed Do your best I really wanted you know what I actually wanted to do is so cut in caches old bedroom That's where we say right outside of the bedroom is a bed like just unlike the main room It's like the living room. Yeah, it's like the upstairs living room and pakes was sleeping there And then what I wanted to do was go the bathroom and then just stand in the corner and He was dead asleep. It was the middle of the night. It was But I was like so I was still half asleep that I like I'm sorry, but anyone standing in the corner when I wake up I thought about it. I was gonna like stand in the like start making noises so that he'd wake up What do you do think you wake up say you don't recognize me there? Just looks like a random girl standing far holding a flower pot over far back corner in your room like what do you do? You'd be like hey get out like what do you say like the other day? We snog into my friend's nose especially she does what they in the movie she was like go back and stay So scary. Yeah, I couldn't even I couldn't even take a shower afterwards I had to have Matt stand outside the shower while I was showering and I couldn't close my eyes So I was like getting soap in my eyes and I was like If I go I saw you gonna close your eyes even though Matt was right there Yes, I don't like scary stuff and so then when you should make a take talk of that P.O.P. you want success and now you're scared to close your eyes Every 30 seconds I would like it scared even though my eyes were open So I'd have to look at Matt outside the curtain and then I would cut it show it and then I hurt me up and I got down with my shower and Matt was like Kinsey did you shower and I was like yes, I showered. I'm fine. He did as he was like did you use soap? I was like yes, I use soap He was like you've never taken a shower that fast. Are you gonna say wait? Did you did you troll Kinsey after at all? No, there's no But my body would take over and I would hurt him Like I just can't You that bad you actually should not have watched it. I know she like open the shower If I open the shower curtain and Matt was like, you mean like that is scary But no, he's stuck into my friend's house the other night and like hurt survival on things was like We just not gonna like 12 a.m. And we went upstairs into her house Yeah, but because it was just like we were gonna surprise her because she was crying and so we went upstairs And we look and like we go in the bed and she's acting like she's asleep with one. I Am like oh my gosh like what would y'all do if a burglar came into your house like what would you do? Oh shoot the mom you say that's what that's your answer Somebody like to comment on one of my videos actually talking about how morbid and like Insane and how I need to go seek mental help because I said that if someone broke into my house I would shoot them mental help. I mean you are wearing a trash bag right now My favorite little bit of cake is when she goes someone breaks into my house I will put lead in their head and then it goes to like a edit and it's like bad baby It's so funny But but I actually they were like your obsession with hurting people is so strange I was like session with hurting people. I don't have an obsession with hurting people that wet in head No, no, I even if someone does me wrong. I'm like I'm not gonna go hurt you right I just have a for some reason. I maybe I am just I have such a big eagle. I'm like somebody wants to hurt me I know it. I know it sounds crazy, but like I've seen so many stories I've heard of so many people especially people on the internet that have like large followings that have stalker issues So like yeah, I am very It's only I can't when we threw water balloon out there where she just pulls out No, don't do that and you can't joke like that. That's why that's why people think I'm crazy. I'm not crazy Yeah, you're doing all the things that crazy person does where the trash bags says they're not crazy. I'm not crazy That's the thing I don't think you're crazy All right guys, we're gonna go

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The group engages in a humorous and chaotic water balloon fight, leading to damage to furniture, electronics, and personal belongings.
  2. Members share detailed, often absurd, contents of their purses, highlighting personal items like lip balms, snacks, keys, and even expired products.
  3. A playful debate arises over who has the most followers or best content, with participants using exaggerated claims and self-deprecating humor.
  4. The conversation shifts to deeper topics like mental health, fear of stalking, and personal experiences with scary situations, including a reference to the movie *Obsession*.
  5. The episode concludes with a lighthearted suggestion to create new content, such as a self-tan or duct-tape-on-back flag prank, emphasizing fun and creativity over serious storytelling.

Summary:

The podcast features a lively, chaotic mix of humor and personal anecdotes centered around a water balloon fight that escalates into a full-blown mess, damaging electronics and walls. The group shares detailed looks at their purses, revealing a colorful array of personal items like lip balms, snacks, and odd trinkets, with humorous comparisons of organization and style. A playful debate emerges over online popularity, with members making bold claims about views and followers, only to undercut themselves with laughter.

The conversation shifts to more personal and intense topics, including fears of stalking and real-life scary experiences—such as a visit to a house filled with mattresses or a night spent in a stranger’s home. One member expresses concern about online stalker culture, while others react with humor and disbelief. The episode ends with fun, absurd ideas for future content, like a self-tan prank or a flag-taping challenge, reinforcing the group’s playful, unfiltered, and relatable tone.

The overall atmosphere is one of shared absurdity, laughter, and genuine connection through storytelling and silly mishaps.

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Harper's purse contains a gooey gooey slime that smells like Cheerios, a Bronco key, a black perfume, vanilla skin perfume, trident gum, a credit card, a license, and various other small items like lip liner, an earring, and a mouth spray.

Kenzie's purse includes a lip liner from Imco Beauty, a lip liner from Charlotte Tilbury (a dupe), a Summer Fridays mint, a lip balm, a sharpie, a $10 off Ulta coupon, a toothpick, loose change, and a clippy that she's held onto for three years.

The hosts have different purse contents because each person has unique personal habits, preferences, and lifestyle choices—like Kenzie's focus on practicality and Harper's love for makeup and small indulgences.

The water balloon fight is a humorous and chaotic segment that highlights the playful, unstructured nature of the podcast and the friendship dynamics among the hosts, leading to unexpected consequences like wet walls and damaged electronics.

The repeated mention of 'Summer Fridays' shows that it's a popular brand of lip products loved by multiple hosts, with Harper having many varieties and Kenzie also owning several, indicating a shared personal interest in makeup and lip care.

The hosts briefly discuss mental health when commenting on their fear of being stalked or harmed, with one sharing that they would shoot someone if they broke into their house, which is later contextualized as a humorous exaggeration reflecting broader online stories of stalker issues.

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