Exposing the Underworld w/ Dads Against Predators!

Marley and me I remember I watched that with my dad for once. Don't when you're 16 your climax of trying to be cool And I'm watching that movie and I just get up and leave because like you know if it's a dog movie You know it's gonna happen so it's gonna die He's gonna die and I literally take a shower. I'm in there I really cried by eyes out for like shower on what even it's real and just was like Came out like normal, but I got really like hyper ventilated cry in the shower over Marley and me Oh, Wilson's like rubbing in his belly. He's like, you're always a good boy. And he just died the best boy And he's like dying. Yeah, he's not he's like. Oh my god. What if the dog or what if the dog won't deal on Oh What's up guys welcome back to the show my name is Thomas dopas. Yo, whenever you want to call me it's my close Martin, yo, Niel What's cracking folks? It's backwards. Oh wow. I'm burned. I saw your eyes like this party lit that it's been a minute filter No, that's a wood tip. Oh, I thought you Okay, sorry Welcome back to the show and please welcome back One of my favorite social media personalities edits for the UFC man told Like good social media guy. Welcome back Josh from dads against predators. Excuse me everybody See Bruce Buffer you better watch out. All right coming for it Sorry, invasion. I saw this thing on Twitter. I'm like this this super all right. So the super famous Yeah, it's like yo She's like I predict I had to dream twice. I never have the dream twice. I'm like You better listen to this because nice delays with having dreams about predicting I trust her Anyway, it didn't happen. She said they were gonna get an invasion was gonna happen during the game today and Then I watch this clip. It says weird Chris Pratt did a movie in 2021 and it was Brazil versus a team in blue and The alien invasion come to take them off the field really no way. Oh, I don't like this predictive programming things man I don't know it's like that. I don't know. I just don't trust the government enough and honestly if it happened I still be doing this pocket the aliens don't fuck I'm over them. I think I think everybody is I think they're like People are gonna freak out and it's like I don't think you can freak out anybody anymore Only predators and I'm scared of her fucking I don't care about any kind of aliens nothing, dude At all do you care if an alien came and spoke English like Roger yeah, yeah, I can't be I'm not shocked at anything anymore. Yeah, the whole world is just being weird There's alien things all the time. They came out and said it during the Epstein thing and we're like we're gonna shock him Yeah, America What happened to ghosts? I feel like ghost don't get no love. It's all aliens now Mexicans let's prove ghosts before we prove aliens real ghosts are real Ghosts are real we gotta prove it like on a government level though. Where's the ghost? Where's the ghost files? Where is the ex files? We're doing the gotta be honest. That's another country's other countries are hit to that shit more than we are You think so yeah, like it Mexico. It's known with their spirits. Is it you know, I mean South America like yeah Don't go over there. Just fucking devils in the woods. Yeah, I believe you fucking fully believe our whole country is basically a burial ground I think we're just like a denial about it Yeah, we stole it. There's a bunch of how do you experience your theories? How do you guys just see that stuff they found in the grand canions? No all the hieroglyphics in the pyramid? No in the grand canyon for real. Yeah They just found it. I haven't seen nothing I mean you know I'll go down there. I'm like for what why not? Ah, yeah, and I guess there's people who live down there like little tribes There is tribes that I live down there. I've heard yeah to protect the pyramids do. I don't know for real It's like the mommy returns the radius of the lost dark the mummy return all that shit I Come on. What do you think of pyramids for who built that bitch? It's insane me in a hundred thousand patients in Mexicans We're closer. We're I always read this thing. I always freak me out. We're closer to What was her name the queen of Cleopatra Cleopatra? We're closer to Cleopatra Then Cleopatra was to the building of the pyramids like that is insane Cleopatra Mary Julius Caesar. So we're talking about what yeah Damn, that's a that's a dynasty Bro those fools linked up and we're like we have half the world Yeah, I said bro, I can marry him right in Rihanna man And the airwaves Imagine them like hey, I heard that bitch's got a pretty and then he's little she got with Mark Anthony after he died Say that again. I'm pretty sure that after Julius Caesar died she went with Mark Anthony Only Mark Anthony I know Yeah, exactly don't history repeats itself Hey, I take who the what's the same who the complacious I'll take him over So like what if ASAP Rocky dies and then you come back how no how to wear a flavor flame that would then mark Anthony Mary's Rihanna So That ending man Emperor Fraser look at my fucking UK bitch. They're coming back. Yeah, they're coming back He's kind of buff right now. I'm happy for it. Fraser man. I didn't see the low. What would you though? What are you saying to me? You see that one? There's a mummy with Chetley. Isn't it? That's a samurai movie. What do you know? It's a mummy with jelly and it's the third one There's no way that Chetley was in the mummy you bro. You must have been fucking high Yeah, Jettley's the mummy three. It's like the Emperor drag the dragon Emperor the mummy I remember one time it was because I went to go see I was I went to go see What was that movie with Ben still or the war movie? You're not lying. No, Chet. That's the last movie he ever did It's the last movie you did. I mean what's the last thing we saw Chetley? Probably yeah. I Didn't even know he was in there. I bought a ticket to trap or I bought a ticket to that movie and I was like 15 So I tried to sneak into tropic thunder and I got caught Oh, and they like a you there by a ticket for this movie. How did that you? I don't know and then they made me go sit in there and watch that shitty movie and I was like back to your shit movie You're missing out real bad I've never snuck into a movie. Yeah, bro. I you know something funny, bro I was like 16 and I'd go by a ticket on sales 12 to get the five dollars Junior high next year I've looked like a baby my whole life so I could never sneak into shit Nothing ever worked me be about Fiat's snuck her little brother into this like It's like a barcade, but like it's not really more bar. It's more arcade the bar It's just there happens to be a bar and it's like three stories of arcade and we stuck him in there It's like he had like one a shirt or something like that and he's like I think he's like 16 15 or something like that and he had one a shirt and He goes to get the shirt and he's like I'll take a medium in adult size Do you catch your your bloating oh, they would have caught me right adult size, please I'm grown I might row you are blown in there. It's like I didn't sneak into a bar my friend and Santa Cruz. We were 16 And we're sick. I mean look at me now. I was 16 and I had long like little Lord far quad hair We go in and I can see I'm ready fucking complete the shipface we walk in and his neighbor is a bartender. She's like watch watch We walk in I'm like So they didn't card him my oh My god, I look around everybody's like that. What the fuck? No Everyone's like these are children. Everyone can see that we're kids Especially for me, dude, and he's like what do you want at the bar? The bartender's like what do you want? What do you want? I'm like Cutty sock and ice and he goes what and in my head on my I don't know that's where they order a good fellow's fuck Cutty sock and water and ice anyway. Oh, all right, what? And he gave to me. I'm like. I hope this is it. I drag off that shit right back in my car I didn't know it meant straight liquor and Water I thought it'd be like diluted. No, it just means like with ice and what yeah Five minutes we lasted It's made for the drain. There's like you got to get out now his neighbor came up like bro He pointed at me and all eyes was like You just see if you see your pointy fucking dying. I was dying dude trying to shrink it I'm like sitting there as a chore like fuck. Dude. This is so strong. That's so funny And the bar is talking giving us pictures at the restaurant. I don't know how Would you get pictures of blue moon the brightest beer of all time right causing all the attention? We chucked at four pictures didn't card us nothing Joe my friend. Joe. He was like pretty anything He was just talking to all the ladies at work there. Come on. Come on. I'm 17, but like my brother worked on the It's brother was cool as shit. He worked down the street. So I let your brother. All right, and it fucking worked Dude, four pictures, four pictures over the we ate pizza. We said they're like adults. You know The first thing we have an adult moment You know what I was reading the paper But everyone around is like 23 so like yo, you're fucking a child. You're a child for sure Yeah, Santa Cruz dude. It's like nothing but like fucking young college kids anyway, but we just we look 12 Anyway, that's that I remember sneaking in like that. I never stuck into the to the arcade or to the theater Yeah, cuz my mom would say if you steal you go to hell when I was a kid really I never stole Ever you know, it's funny. I just had this conversation Let's talk it to my buddy like, you know, you had to be I would go to school or like church. You'd be like, you know, if you steal you can go to hell I'm like oh shit, you know like I'm tempted to steal sometimes, you know, I mean if you If you like a bear fault with boss false witness, but there's a lot you could go to hell What I'm like yeah, they're like dude if you if you're gay, you could go to hell. I'm like okay That's the easy one for me I know I'm good for one out of nine of these Fucking rainbow road or normal road went I Want to take the path at least resistance me. I'll just be sure. I let my sister do the rainbow road man Can't do one of us has to make it one of us is an easier life, bitch No, she's fine. She's but uh, yeah dodging that I didn't know about church. I've only been to church once Wow, I've only been in charge of a church. Well, I want to church two times on Sunday and once I was there My girl was making me go oh, no, it's a adult. Oh, it's an adult I've been a kid. I only went one time. I've never been religious ever. Yeah I've gone up and down. I went religious non-religious to where like I just got real I believe in God now, I guess, but not in like a It's too much that comes with like I'm a Christian or I'm a Muslim and it's like well Here's all this shit that you got to like this baggage that comes with saying that that name so all I care about is if I When I if I could go to heaven and die if I go like this to God and there's no I'm be very disappointed. There's no We're like are you fucking kidding me dude? You would just do like a limp wrist. I'll be pissed dude. He's a he don't even look at you I'm from nice in the Middle East You're right then I'm gonna show him YouTube clips like dog you've been missing. He's like he's like gives you like a little baron James handshake and you don't know how to do it And you don't know it. All right. Oh, what if that's the code if you yeah And he just a little crossover and shoots and he's like he when he pops up his shirt goes up But they don't or they're the fake ones They make fake j's he does it for a message. He's a humble man. Yeah, he's like you should have got the shacks Stop being so fucking bougie. That's what he meant. That's what he should have said yeah My god is a vain. I gave you say he's like I gave you shacks, but you want a Jordans. Yep. I gave you unlimited shacks or $20 and you guys didn't want them Isn't that crazy? She actually like 20 bucks and because people don't need their cool. They're like nah I remember when this the starberries came out. I was worse. That is. You remember the starberries? Of course Yeah, I used to get a couple of I had a couple pairs of starberries. What is that Jordans? No, like Stefan Marbury So like my grandma I grew up on my grandma. She would only get me like For school. I would have one pair of shoes. Oh, it's like the story. But it's like my grandma's like you're getting a six man Which I ever since he made that guy shoes. You're getting matumbos. You're getting the ugly copies. You love Eric's notes But I'll get one pair of shoes for like the whole year for school at school starts I get like four outfits in a pair of shoes and like I fucked up with a couple of times like one year. I got these pair like brown the bronze and I was just stuck with like But this one you know the the starberries came out bro And they were like fucking 15 to 20 hours of shoe because there used to be the score a story a pair Yeah, there used to be the store called Stephen berries. Of course. Have you ever heard of it? Of course It's and it's everything from midwest it up Yeah, exactly. 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I've never seen a purple rock college shit in my life I remember when it came out when that store happened It I had went to it in Detroit Yeah, you'll appreciate the show. I went to Michigan my cousin took me to I'm an I'm concert downtown Detroit Introduced me to Steven Barry's I thought I was rich. She bought me all this college shit like bags worth a Michigan stay You will think that you're rich, bro, and then they give you this the mall berries which were good shoes, bro 15 to 20 dollars a shoe. So I was paying a hundred dollars for a pair of brown LeBron's and this is why to this day I just wear forces because they're a hundred dollars and they're white and they're clean and you just match everything but like Dude, I was paying for these look. I was paying like one hundred hours for one shoe. Yeah, I had those I didn't get in the basketball shoes server those those all white ones like So anyways, I was able to get those and then like Like five hoodies because yeah, they were like eight dollars and I could get a Boise State one and you would flex Which are friends like the most obscure college teams yeah, cuz you cuz growing up you play NCAA football So like you kind of know about the teams So now you're like obscure reflexing that like bro. I got a wake force. That should is boutique. What? It's exclusive limited. It's does yeah Bro, that's just giving me like all right like that's giving me like good like Like never he's in nostalgia bro. I never love that. I've never done that. I've never I knew guys don't do college and I noticed the Like in the time that I spent like on the like in like New York and Philadelphia. They don't do college either It's pros pros. Yeah, I know Dude, everybody's wearing Ohio State everybody's wearing Michigan in Michigan. They're wearing a fucking Michigan state Yeah, I see that I go school like you have an education or something But if you're in New York, you're wearing Yankees and if you're like Philadelphia, you're wearing Eagles And if you're out here, you're wearing Lakers or Dodgers, you know what I mean? There's no cop like it's not really People ain't really rocking you. I see shit out here. Maybe like we're ready to push maybe ready to push maybe There's a lot of them. What would you see? I'll let you put this way if you wear that you go to the school for sure Like I never seen anybody rock like Harvard You guys are actually rich out here. We're a bunch of like factory workers that wish we could go to those Like like we go to those schools only in video games like your neighbor literally probably went to Duke and he's a lawyer Like no way people in Cal not like it, but just people in California. That's how a Ohio person is person the perspective is This is cool shit. No, okay, California our perspective. Yeah, I think we're rich. Why do you guys all think we're rich at the one thing? I always got I was giving everyone in those poor every single Everybody is poor dude. I'm over here watching TV thinking no, let's show you what you think Josh Those motherfuckers are rich in LA like they had her own room. That was great He said they had their own room. Yeah I'm sorry. I mixed up with I Carly. I was like was that like an addict? She had an addict that wasn't just for boxes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's what yeah I've never met a person with with a One time I met I went to this my friend's house to do a school project and his dad and mom were there. I was like Whoa, that is crazy. Oh shit man. He gave me my dad on Sundays go you have a schedule You're rich as he got a second second-fidge in the garage for stuff. Oh, oh shit That's something that I just got is the garage fridge. I put it in honestly. I'm feeling myself. Yeah, that's the fucking flux Next up is the mini fridge then you made it I'm getting a freezer man. I'm saving up for a freezer maybe next time we had those in my garage I want to get a half a cow. Yeah, that's what it was because my grandma killed they have cows in front. Yeah, so there was an extra freezer for hell of bodies Just dead fucking cow That I was just defeated. That was in the freezer. It's fucked up Just going there rocky punch room. No, just frozen solid (laughs) - Someone's solid. - Yeah, you're right. - They're on their way. - That'd be a funny video. Are you training the smackin' shit in there? - Well, yeah. - Wormin' up. - No. - You know how they do, no, you can't do that. - Well, you know what I'm doing. - No, Peter, Peter these days. - No, not that. That's not what I was gonna say. - Peter, this is what I was gonna say. - Peter. - I was gonna say. - Yeah. - Should go to the local way. - I already got a nice prize for you to do this. - Everybody stick your head out as you fucking sell it. And this guy's gonna come and smack the shit out of you. And you get an extra juice. (laughs) It's for content. You know what, every fucking social media, every single prisoner has like an Instagram. - Yeah. - Isn't that fucking weird? - The guy you're talking, yeah, bitch. Well, you're gonna do shit like, I get out in 19 months motherfucker. I'm coming for you. That's a real thing now. Like, remember the Simpsons were parts making fun of the guy at the prison? Yeah, you're, he said some shit too. He was like, I'm getting out soon. And then he tries to find Bart. That's what the world would be like. If people understood like the guy talking shit, misspelling stuff is in prison. In your state. - Yeah. - He has nothing to lose, dude. - There might be watching the show right now. - No, for sure. I've had people hit me. I'm like, yo, I'm getting out soon, I got a dog, what? (laughs) You should learn. Stop watching my shit. You should learn a trade. - You should learn a trade while you're there. - Well, if you're in prison while you've been doing all day. YouTube, how to make shakes out of nothing. YouTube, hand-to-hand combat. What's the best way to tour rapins? Done. (laughs) And he says, see first, too. - There's a prisoner in there being like, talking to chat, GBT, so like, I'm in big trouble. - Yeah. - I only lose guy $30 and he said he's gonna take my ass if I don't get it to him. - Literally. - Which way should I kill him? - There's a positive outlook to look at this. (laughs) Let's start by getting everything in order of what we need to do next. - First, won't be long. - Two, you'll get past this. - Three. - You're $29 short. - Tell me your butthole. - It's only your butthole. Think about your heart and your loves. - Some people want to do it. Just imagine that. - Some people want to do that. (laughs) - That's what you have to tell yourself, I had to imagine. I've been watching the flees Johnson Interviews. Do you remember those? - Who's that? - The booty bandit. - No, I don't like that guy. - Bro, I went on like a Instagram or, I think it was on maybe Twitter or something. And I was like Facebook grills. Facebook grills, my Facebook grills are always weird 'cause there's only fights. - Oh yeah. - Like weird fights and shootings and stuff like that. - For some reason, but they don't let me post anything on Facebook. - Yeah, all my stuff gets banned on Facebook. - Do you show shit murders and people talk? - Oh yeah, I raped them. - Yeah. - And I stabbed them in the next 60 times. I'm out. - Bro, yeah. - Just the videos and stuff that the stuff he'd be talking about is, I don't like flees Johnson. - He's a fucking nut. - I just don't understand how ready to look at. Prisoners don't like guys to do that, right? - Yeah. - You get stabbed up, you get, but you're just gonna let it happen right next to you all the time, stab him to death. What's wrong with you? - Kill him. - More, more. - It's a bad thing to say, but it's not bad. It's the right thing to say, but more women, or more men get raped in America than women. - Because of the reason. - I believe it. - If you're a moved prison, it'd be like a crazy opposite swing. But it just happens so much in prison that it overpowers it. - Don't be scared. I'm in California, man. All right. Well, it's mainly a Texas Southern thing, is it? - Yeah. - And now in Mexican, so I'm good. - It's the worst. - Yeah. We're the shortest, but we're the unfucked ones, you know? White guys black guys. - I'm gonna go in there. - Free for all. - I'm gonna just go in there and drink all the soda and just get like really ugly. - You're an idiot. - You're an idiot. - You're really ugly. (all laughing) - Just not shower and shit, like you're not getting me. You know what I mean? - You don't want that. In prison, he said people try to do, not to not get touched, but just like, it's not like everybody's making out what they're doing in there, guys. It's the best of Southern thing, okay? It's not like-- - It's a fucking love island in my heart. - It's not like the female prison you see in movies and shit. It's not like, it's not like that, all right? But no, my uncle's like, "Yo, there's this Mexican dude. He's only spoke Spanish." And like, hygiene's hell a huge in the Mexican shit. Like, you have to work out. You have to get up at this time. You have to do that. One, because the little Mexican's be like, "Yo, that one black dude is beating us up." We're just gonna take five of us to beat his ass. And there's 30 guys. So we need 150 of-- - You know what I mean? - You better do push ups. You better be up in the morning, 'cause this guy's gonna beat the show up with us. And he's like, there was one guy that didn't shower. He's like, "Oh, almost two weeks." They're like, "You fucking stink." And it's one of the dorms that has like 60 beds, and everybody's in the same thing. And he's like, they told him about 40 times, like three days in a row. Like, "Go take a fucking shower and beat shit of you." And he's like, his parents are like, "Fuck you guys, I ain't going." And my whole quote, I don't know. I don't know. Some people are just, I have a piece of shit step brother. I don't want to associate or talk to you. And that motherfucker, it would take like three weeks from a take a shower. And I remember in high school, he would put socks on over his dirty socks, so they'd look clean. And you could smell. (laughing) Bro, I promise you, on my life. - I never even concept you to make sense. He just didn't care about like, we would be like, "Fuck you fucking stick." Not like, "No, look." And he put new socks over his dirty socks. I swear to God, at night he would sneak out and still cigarette butts from the safe way and put them all in one cigarette and smoke them. Like, he's a roach ghosting out. - He's like, "I don't even, I don't even mention, I don't even talk about him, I don't talk to him." - That is unspeakable. - He first sounds like, "Fuck a gollum." Do you remember, and the Simpsons were at home, or got that big ass sandwich. He was in love with it and didn't want to throw it away, so he kept behind the couch, and he would take five to eight every couple of weeks. My shit brother, we'd go to safe way. He got that big ass cartoons sandwich you know in the plastic, that's pre-made. And I remember like a week later, I'm like, "Did you got another sandwich?" He's like, "No, the same one, I go. " Where have you been keeping, he goes, "Rare." He just kept it by his bed, and it'd been over a week. - What's he doing now? - He's meat and sandwich it, there's meat and cheese, and he's like, "What, you're eating a fucking?" You're gonna get sick. I don't fucking like him. Anyway, sorry. - Don't, no, don't care. - That's interesting. - I might even talk to him. And anyway, back to the sticky guy. I lived with a guy like that, and we went to the same school. He's got hell back a bunch of years. I'm like, "We're the same grain." Well, walk to school together, I guess. I fucking know like he was always so gross, bro. And he would steal the free lunch that we got for tickets, and he would steal shit and put it in his jacket. And I'm like, "We have food at home." "What do you do?" And he would keep by his bed. Like he's a fucking convict. He's 17. Anyway, my uncle was like, "No, you stink." So he said they dragged him to the shower, so he turned it as hot as he could possibly go, where it was steaming. He said, "We all held one part, and the guy was screaming because it was so hot." And he said, "We held him under there for like a minute and a half under the water." And they said, like, he was, like, not peeling, but you could see where his skin was blistering on some of his arms, and he's like, then he never snopped took a shower again. - Just take the fucking shower, man. - Oh, that's right, that's right. - Why do you want your ass whipped? - Right? - Man, you stink. - You're gonna take an ass whip and a die on the stinky hill? - Come on. - I never had this trash hill, dude. - The reason my uncle told me that, because we were talking about my stepbrother, how much he fucking stuck. And he's like, "Yeah, one time, you know what we did." And he told me I should do that to him, like, "I'm not gonna, that's gross, dude." - Fuck, you know what? - That's crazy, dude. - He's gross, you ever met someone like that? - Not that, not that extreme. - I don't know. - Do you encounter them in your job? - Yeah, I mean, there's, bro, you encounter them in the wild. You know, there's sometimes you're at like a grocery store and they walk by you and it's just like, - Whoa! - Strip this. - I walk by, - Strip this! - Strip this! - You walk by this, guys? - Yeah, it's stupid. - Bro, I was on an airport with, I was on an airplane with one of those guys, one time. - Oh. - And it's just like, don't you know you're going out? You know what you do at your home, if you want to be a little nasty boy at home, but like, if you're going out, - If I get used to it too, don't even, they don't even smell it, you know what I think? - I see, when I went to the Call of Duty Championship, there was a couple of those walking around. - Really? - Wrestling, right? - At the wrestling shows. Bro, I went to AEW because I was in town one time and I seen floor tickets were like fucking $125. - Oh my god. - Yeah, Chris Jericho's wrestling tonight. That's my favorite wrestler of all time. So I'm like, yeah, I seen him do the walls of Jericho. I was like, okay, I never seen it rise or whatever. So I got to happen. - I've seen it, it was cool. But literally like, I'm standing in that crowd and I'm thinking like, I'm about to be in a prestigious part. I was on TV and stuff where we literally left early 'cause my fuck is stumped in there. - That bad. - That bad word. - Where's the concerts? - Yeah. - Stinky concerts. People crowdsurfing and just you hit, they pick them pits up. - Woo. - Been a few of those concerts as well, man. - Yeah. - I just can't believe, like usually before you're gonna go do like, this is what we're doing tonight. You take a shower and get ready for it. - We always had that one friend that was like, you don't care at all, you gotta stink. - You don't care at all, you gotta stink. - We all met that kid before. - Imagine one of those kids in every city and then they just come to the same event. - Like you've been playing basketball all day and you're not gonna change type of stuff. You're still got your socks on from - The only time for a court all day, I swear. - You didn't give a shit if I was working all day for the moving company? Should we go for one job in the next week? I'm actually gonna go home and take a shower for them. Dying, let's just go to the next job. - Yeah. - That's the only time I'm like, I'm gross. - Yeah. - But also I'm about to be one rose picking up your house. So, that's the only time. - Yeah, when you gotta double, you gotta do double-dying power through it, you know what I mean? - When you're walking through public, do you catch people's faces and be like, this guy's a fucking cook? 'Cause I know after doing all these thumbnails. - Oh yeah, I've already seen it. - He's for now. - People just pop to me real quickly. See this motherfucker on the thumbnail. - See, yeah, I can see this motherfucker on the thumbnail. - Exactly. - We were just, I did a podcast recently and we were doing research on Nambla. - What? - Nambla. - What's that? - South Park did an episode on it. The National North American Man Boy Love Association. You mean soon to be dead guys? 'Cause I don't, you don't remember the South Park episode? - No, but isn't that fucking crazy? That's real. - Well, technically it ended, but I think they had over, I think they said it ended in like 1997. - Should start it up again. - It was in like 1978. - We should have fucked sides up. - Oh, that's a genius idea. We should get it started again on some CIA shit. - That's genius. - Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. 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'Cause then they could double reverse it. - You don't even think it, they could double-spine it. - My fuckers just fill your name in. - Maybe IP address. - And do the IP address message. - IP address. - Something, fingerprint. - That's kind of like. - Don't lose your phone with the fingerprint. (laughter) - You're better pop with the fingerprint on it, yeah. - Promise dude, it's just for the fucking, for the update. - Stimming your blood. (laughter) - Trust me, it's all good. - It's all good. - We're just gonna check your testosterone. - How many's gonna do it? - We're gonna check your testosterone. - The shooting, firing squad. - Firey squad. - Firey squad. - Woo! Let's get it. - Let's go dude. - It's like the USC events. That's gonna fire squad one. - You're gonna be the firey squad. - Two 50 White House event. - You know that. - So basically, if you're caught assaulting a kid under 13, I think it's firing squad. - Let's go. - They put you against the wall, they fucking kid. - Hey, honestly, all the motherfuckers that live in Idaho are moving here though. - Whoa, we're just gonna change it dude. - They're like, "Oh, we're gonna get out of here." - Good, at least next week in Idaho. - Then the next we're gonna have to move. - Exactly, that's the whole thing that I talk about with the smacks and kicking their ass. - They're gonna make it, they're gonna move. - Literally. - Eventually until they're on the fucking island, you know what I mean? - Like that one, did I tell you? - Just give 'em up, steam's island, and then let 'em fucking fend for themselves on it, right? - For a one. - Give 'em the, that high-heeled man with a knife, like, "Yo, I'm gonna, I've been here for eight days, I've taken out the whole island." - I'm streaming it the whole thing on kick, and I would totally support that, dude. - Oh yeah. - I don't want to see people get hurt, but I'll support it. I don't want to see it. - I just want to know. - Okay, speak shit, you killed 'em cool. - What if society got to that point where it actually goes too far of like, "Okay, we're gonna, like, gladiator, like. - Amazing. -. set a files. - Okay, so just like that, it's like a livestream fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger type dude just killing petals. Would you watch it? That's rough, but you're watching the violence. Would you support it? Well, and there's like Gatorade advertising. I support it. I don't know. I don't think I watch it. Could have watched it. No matter what. What's wrong with doing the moral combat fatalities in my real life? It's always a conflict. That it's like you can't fight back. You're gonna die. Your parents can probably see this. Your someone's a little brother. I don't want to see this. They can fight back. They can kill Arnold. One of those thumbnails could kill Arnold. No, not one guy I've ever seen in this catch could beat me up. No, I don't want to see it, but I support not Glutator versus themselves. That's how they do it. Oh, yeah, yeah. The winner gets expunged. Are you watching the violence? 40 of you guys. Huh? I unrestricted. We're watching. No, I don't watch people stab each other. Just people. I don't watch that shit. How many times have I go? It's just too much. So you're just keeping up with the plot. Yeah, that's cool. It's like watching wrestling. Fast forward in the matches. Okay, watching the guys talk to just the stab. Just the stabbing. I go watch people's get knocked out. Get stopped. Like when you kick that man in the fucking head. And you're the look on your face when I was like, yeah, he was close to that. Yeah, even your basement. It was close to that car. It was a butterfly effect situation here. Yeah, this way. Yeah, but that was a cool backward kick from behind. That's cool. It's like a soccer over my head kick. And he just even see it. Just a bicycle. I don't even need to do it, though. That was a thing because we were kicking them all the whole time. It kicked in the ass. That was a hard thing to do is kick up the funniest dude. It's the kid, but I love it. Remember Kordov when you're just walking to school, someone needs you in the ass. Yeah, the fuck Kordov. Bro, life was sucking high school because of that kind of shit, but fucking yeah, I was don't get. I just, I just wanted to kick him in the head. I didn't want to sleep his ass. I'm like, but, but, but let's give him a head shot. You know, I mean, I just got to be honest. When you said last time, you should come and go, okay, and you guys didn't do that one. I have a list of things. I think I told you about it. Yeah, you have a list of things. I don't want to slap anybody, but a mean Indian burn. And he can't defend, right? You have to watch me do this, pal. You have to watch me wet with it. But you have to keep your eyes off while I do it. No, if they flinch, I smack you. Yeah, if you flinch your blink, he gets to smack you. And we got this guy, fleece Johnson here. He's going to take your old bottle. Do imagine that class, the fleece dopageola shoe amunding. And the aim would just beat the shit out of it for being such a creep. Like, you're still a piece of shit. I don't care if you're out. And I'll start it when they name them fleece. That's definitely. There's no way. He's his first parents had that many kids. They're like, oh, okay, I'll start naming materials. Was he a kid's George Foreman? George Foreman to George Foreman, right? Does it? Yeah, all his kids are named George Foreman, even the girls, right? Isn't that the George Foreman? No way. It's like six kids are all named George Foreman. I don't know about that. Yeah, it's a really weird thing. You should, you should Google it. Come on, steal, open your bag. Sorry, what, fleece Johnson, anyway. What's up, guys? 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So technically, if I say like you got to eat this bowl of cereal or I call the police, like that, technically that's extortion regardless. I just don't see as the extortion. It's like we should call the police. This is a crime. And in the videos, they literally walked up to the police afterwards, tried to tell the police what was going on. He's like, get out of here. So like, that's a, that's the full video. And then they ended up charging him months, months later. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, he's looking at 37 years in prison. No, he's not. Yeah, he was looking at 37 years. They had a $300,000 bond when they arrested him. They like pulled him over with that gunpoint, like followed him home from the air. For that. Yeah. There's a, there's a nationwide warrant out for Dr. Pepper right now. For that, for that, nobody's hurt. Nobody's hurt. Nobody's got a broken bone. Nobody even was bloody or anything like that. And so he had a $300,000 bond in some fan. Fucking God bless him. It was no 10%. That's why he sat in there for like a really long time. - How was it? - That's not what it was. - He's looking at 37 years. They said he basically fucking killed somebody. You get 35 years for killing somebody. And he's looking at 37. - Somebody doesn't like him wherever he's at. - Well, it's because he called him out. He called that county out by name. And I've dealt with the same thing of like calling my hometown out by name and they've tried to screw me over every step of the way. So like, he did that to a powerful county down there in Florida and he talked shit to the devil and the devil answered. And that's one of those, you can't beat them either. You can't beat them. And every step of the way, Jay got arrested. One of the arresting officers was like, I'm sorry, man this sucks. Jay goes to jail, all the seals were like, bro we're really big fans this and that. He eventually when he gets bonded out, a fan paid for his bond actually going story short. - 300 bands? - No, after like a week, he ended up getting the 10%. So it went to like 30. - Yeah. - Still, and then he has to get a lawyer. And the lawyers are over here saying 80, you know what I mean? So anyways, so like he goes and gets the ankle monitor and when he gets bonded on, they're like, oh we're such big fans this and that. So you're just like every step of the way. It's like, oh yeah, we love you. But sorry, we're sending you to the fucking gallows. Like you're literally like fucking hanging somebody and be like, hey, I love you. I'm such a big fan. - You really didn't do anything to be here in the first place. - No, it's not even like those guys were the, they should be in prison. - They stretched the law so hard to make sure that they got J, but like what law are they stretching? They're not, those guys ain't in trouble at all. And guess what? And like I can't, I don't want to talk about the case too much. That's just the public stuff. That stuff is out there, that stuff is public. But I can talk to you guys all like off camera about like a lot of the injustices that's going on. It's just, it's a shame, you know what I mean? It's a real shame. - I didn't know it was like that. - Yeah. - I had no idea it was bad like that. - Yeah. - It's like a jail. - Well, it's rough man, it's scary. Because I mean, this, anybody that this isn't like, I'm saying too much. Listen, when they got 37 years on you, your first plea deal is going to be like, we'll give you 10 years. And then it's going to be like, what? 10 years of my life and they'll be like, well you're looking at 37? - Yeah, it's like a cool deal. - Yeah, so your next plea deal will be like, well we'll give you 7, you know what? And then your third plea deal, you'll say no to that. Your third plea deal is like, okay, we'll give you three. And then if you say no to that, you've got to take it to trial. And even if you have a 99% chance to win in trial, that 1% chance of like 37 years. - No, we're sick. - You just spin the wheel? I would never spin that wheel. If there's 100 spaces and one of those spaces is 37 years in my life, but fuck that, I ain't spinning that wheel. So they fucked them over. So hopefully he's got a good legal team right now. We're pretty positive about it. And honestly, like we have a bunch of contingent plans that we have that were some wild stuff, you know what I mean? That we're even trying to think of. But we're positive about it because at the end of the day, like he didn't extort nobody. He doesn't want nothing from him. - It's all a camera. - He doesn't want nothing from anybody. And you can't say, because in the law, I don't know where should we be doing this, but this is public information. I'm just having an opinion on it. In the law, extortion, the law says, like you catch somebody doing a crime and then you threaten to call the police or profit off them or like get something from them. And apparently they're saying he's getting the smacks. But what, but they have all the information and guess what they didn't charge the guys with. A crime. So technically he didn't catch nobody in a crime because they didn't arrest nobody. There is no crime. - I love it. - That's a freerick, freerick, raw shit right there. - There's a little one for you, right? - You know what I'm saying? You all fucked up by not arresting them in my opinion. 'Cause now you're saying, you're saying that law in the statute is stated because of a crime. There's no, you didn't arrest them. There's no crime, obviously. - They hurt your name. - In your opinion. - This is the first time that that the shitty laws of our actually could actually kind of help the situation. - We would hope. - We would hope. - Bullshit. - Way worse than I thought. - Yeah. - Okay, damn. - Way worse. - When does he go to trial or whatever do you know? - So his next court date's in like a couple of weeks to see if he can get the ankle monitor off. This is gonna be like, it's gonna be a year of long battle at least, you know. Like I said, he's looking at 37 years so it's like a murder, imagine just a murder trial. - Should have stopped him to death then. - If that's the case. - Yeah. - You're killing one of these motherfuckers. - If you, let's say you punch a predator, that's a misdemeanor. If I ask you to punch you, or I'm gonna call the police, 'cause I call you in a crime, then that's a felony too. - So you have permission to punch somebody, it's a felony too. But if you punch somebody, it's a misdemeanor. That makes no sense. - No sense. - Well I'm really frustrated now. I thought this question was gonna be awesome. - Not at all. - Not at all. - The worst thing possible. - He's gonna get through it and honestly, like if that doesn't tell you what we've been telling you for the past seven years. Meet new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Just plum, dewy, hydrated skin. That still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York. - Maybe it's Maybelline. - Like, I don't know what everyone's facing, prison. - Yeah, I don't know, you know. We've been saying it for how long that these guys are more worried about us making them look bad than going out there and doing the work and then shutting us up. Like, I'm always out here saying like I do this number one, because I can, and like the best day of my life, I go out here risking my life due to do try to like shoot me. And then when he did it shoot, and he chased me in a car for 20 minutes, everybody knows the story, he watched this before. So, does that sound like something, like if you went to Walmart and that happened, like a guy tried to shoot you, would you go to that Walmart? No more, you're like, I'm just gonna like, probably not go there. Something crazy happened to me last time. I guess not, this isn't stuff that I would really want to do. And it's just, the police don't do it. And I know that they don't do it. So like, somebody has to do it, you know? If you went to a city and there was no creeps, 'cause cops had a division where they're focused on primitively doing all the shit, then you'd shot them out. I'd be out of business, wouldn't I? Yeah, perfect. What me out of business, I'd be great. I'm probably the only guy in business that's asking to be put out of business. In the whole world right now, you know what I mean? It's fucking awesome. I would love to never see you on the internet again, 'cause we didn't have to. That's like a, and I love watching the shit. Take me go, fuckin' for section eight, man. If you hate me, like, take away my job, you know? If you hate me so bad, just like, don't look, like, make sure when I come to your town, you already got your trash picked up. (snores) So frustrating, that's horrible. I hope some really smart legal person comes out of the fold in life. Yeah, I think we're pretty confident. We're pretty confident. It doesn't make sense. It's backwards. It's not 1800s anymore. You can't just throw all the way. We don't like it. We're like, no, it doesn't work that way. So there's social media. My folks will dox you. Like, you have to move towns, whatever judge and policeman that it is, like, the internet will fuck you. I just don't understand how they're literally sleeping at night. That's fucked up. No one in there doing that. So the guy that at worst is trying to do the right thing the wrong way. At worst. It's a big win for all the creeps too. The police department's like, all right, creeps, we got you guys. We'll put them behind bars. Yeah, that's a big win for pedophiles. It's a great way to put them. Yeah. What? Yeah. OK. I saw him on Instagram. He looks absolutely fucking yoked. Bro, he's like that kid who showed me. That motherfucker does like 1,000 pushups a day. Yeah, he can see it. He's like, all tall. He can run. It's really all you need. Yeah, it's all you need. Like, yeah, he could do pull-ups and shit. You see, I have a dragon? He could be. I have a dragon if he wants. Yeah, he's a nut, man. He's one of those fitness guys. He takes it serious. I just love what a motherfucker runs for him. And he goes, every time, it's got to say, cross-couch the athlete. He's not getting away. Bro, we still catch together probably a couple times a year. But those first three, four years, man, the catch one was another. It was just nothing like it, man. And just like, I used to release him like a homo. I'll be like, "Jay, get him." Get him. Oh, fucking. Hold him by his shirt. Yeah. Calm down. Calm down. And that's why the motherfucker's like, they took that shirt to the next level, because I wasn't there to like-- Calm down. --you got two hotheads. So like, the lesser hothead is the calm one, you know? So-- Yeah, there's a couple of those guys didn't get a word off. The guy in the blue shirt or purple shirt and the girl shirt didn't get a fucking word off. And just by the time he left the store, he was close. I was closed. Incredible. Yeah. There was no slaps. You're for bad. - That man ain't going to talk. - Knockouts. - No. - Batman's not Spider-Man. He's not doing the quirky quips. (laughing) - He's just getting fired. (laughing) - So like, yeah, those guys are the next level bad asses. - So there's a search for Dr. Pepper right now. - Yeah. - So they can charge in for what they're charging Jay with? - If they pay the credit to try to do. - If they catch him in Alaska, they're gonna fly him to Florida. - He's gonna get extra tired for cigarette butts. - Mm-hmm. - They're searching high and low. - You could force more of the fuckers to have sex with you to get less time. - It's crazy. - Whoa. - He's walking around in a Pepsi shirt. - Yeah, he's like, "No, we're with him." (laughing) - He's just the captain of America, black cat in a Pepsi shirt. (laughing) - I got 30, 40 years, like the sun's good. (laughing) - The last time I hear forever. - Damn, Marty, it's great. I really, first thing I imagine is black Pepsi shirt. Not a blue one, the black cat, so I don't know what. - So that's bullshit, so he had to leave. So Marty said to ask you about Alaska trip. - Yeah, I mean, I went on a, we've caught, yeah, we caught on Alaska. This was about like a year ago. - In the snow? - Yeah, in like the mountains. - But I would feel worse from it. - Those guys are crazy out there. I caught this one guy and-- - Oh, you're alone out here. - Are you insane? - It's nuts. - Yes, they're nuts out there. - It's like beat 'em solitary. - Yeah. - Staring at the same white snow all day by yourself? - Bro, but it was, it was 24 hour sun, sun. So I like that. I'm a fan of that actually for some reason. I stayed at, we were out there for seven days and this, like the sun never went down. - But wasn't there some whole context though? You're on like a spree of ketchup's type shit 'cause you were like thinking you were about to go out there? - Yeah, yeah, so we were-- - Set the tone. - It was like a movie. - Okay, so now I know what you're talking about. - I don't know the story. - Yeah. - 'Cause he's like, get you guys to go to Alaska. (laughing) I don't know who's messing with us. - Yeah. - And I'm like, go to Alaska. - It's like, yeah, I'm asking about a movie I haven't watched. - It's like no idea. - That makes, it's all coming around, now it's okay. - The only time I went to Alaska, now it makes so. - So I kicked the car in my hometown in Fremont and they charged me with a felony for it. - Why? - 'Cause it was an experience. - This makes sense for I haven't been on here for so long. - So much has happened. - Okay. - We just didn't talk about this at all. - We just talked about other shit. - There's something. - So you kicked the car, they're like, it's worth $7,000,000. - Yeah, bro, it was $200 damage. But they said, I threw a movie. Here's where it comes into fucking getting Josh Mundey getting into statutes. It's in the statute of the crime that they charged me with through an object at a moving vehicle on a highway. - So that wall, why it's such a bad felony? - Kids dude. - It's for kids throwing. - Exactly, so that's why it's a bad felony. - So you can't do that. Bro, I kicked the park car at a Walmart parking lot. - Shut the fuck up. - Yeah, dude. - Is it on camera? - Yes. - Oh, let's go. But bro, they fucking, I had to pay like a lawyer, like $15,000 and they put me on, I was traveling to Alaska. Now all this makes sense with the old, you're saying old videos and shit. So I was mixing in. I was out on bond. - Fucking knew it. We were like, he must be a jail or something. - No, so he didn't beat that man up. - So I was out on bond. And I was going to catch in Alaska in all these places in Vermont because I was filming like a little documentary because I thought I was gonna go to jail because they were gonna send me to jail for a year and a half because they were like, oh, but we don't want to send you to jail. We want to put you on probation. I fuck you because you've put me on probation. You can say you're not a lot of catch spreaders and what, you're not a lot of police interactions. - I really go to jail. - Yeah, I'd rather go to jail. - People fucking up in there. - So anyways, I'm prepared to go to fucking jail 'cause they're not dropping the charge. Every time that they try to drop the charges to a felony five. And we're like eight months in. I don't have a felony, I like my guns. I have a crazy life. I need to be able to have my guns on. So anyways, I'm preparing to go to jail for like a year and a half. Like, yeah, fucking sucks. So anyways, I'm on, I'm on like, not house arrest, but I'm not allowed to leave the state. So I'm going to Alaska and I'm going to Vermont, and Hawaii and California and all these places to like film this shit and catch predators and stuff like that. And I know that they're watching my fucking Instagram and my locals and stuff. So there was a period where I'm like posting old videos with new videos to make the cops think all the videos are old videos. So that makes sense for the period. Bro, things move so fast for me like six months ago. Seems like five years ago at this point. But yeah, so I ended up beating the case. The day before my boy over here was with me. He was a videotape and the whole thing. And the day before trial, they called me and they're like, yeah, they're going to drop it from a felony. They just don't want you to pay the $250 and they'll throw it away. And I'm like, I'm crying myself this. I'm crying. We're on way in there with my girl in bed just crying in her chest. Like, oh my god, my kids, this is going to hurt. This is going to fuck their life up. My like, what did I do? Like this, I can't believe this is happening. This and that. And they're like, yeah, just pay us $250 and we'll say, fuck it. I'm like, bro, for kicking a car. And I'm like, damn, dude. And then like the weird part of me was like, oh, that's a shitty ending for the documentary. I can't believe I said it. I think I got a PlayStation. It's like one of those movies where it's like, and it was all a dream the whole time. Oh, yeah. And they got the mood, like, are we ready to start? Like, oh, fucking stupid. Yeah. So we ended up not like finishing the documentary and stuff, but yeah, I guess there's like a whole story within that, but the ending is the best part. Yeah, go to jail. Yeah, but they were supposed to be like, still doing it. I was supposed to be like, you know what I mean? Like the sound from inside. Like they're taking me, you know what I mean? Just the lab, like I told you, you know what I mean? That's what I tried to help. You should have listened, but now I didn't end like that. And we're just back to business. Back to kicking ass. OK. So that's why you go to Alaska and start doing everything because you think you're going to go to jail. Yeah, knock all these out. OK. Alaska, guys, different. Yeah, the Alaska people don't play that, man. We caught this one guy. I'm guy pulled up. He's like, what's going on? And we're telling him what's going on, like punches him. Boom. No. Gets in the truck and leaves. Sick. And then like 10 minutes later, we're walking with the predator. He pulls up like four other guys. And just start fucking kicking this guy's fucking. Just start kicking this dude's fucking ass. And me and my boy, like, bro, I'm on pond right now. So me and my boy just kind of like Homer Simpson. And literally into the-- Yes, still filming into the woods. And there's just like these new stuff, like, beat in the ass. And then you just hear, woo, woo, woo. And bro, there's cops coming up, pulling guns, like, stop. Aiming guns at these motherfuckers. And we're just falling down like this fucking woods path because it's like Alaska. So it's not like city. So like, after a road, there's woods. And then there's roads. And then there's woods. And like, we're just like rolling down these woods and shit laying down in the grass because there's cops circling. I was like 13 years old. And we were like hiding from the cops for like-- I feel like so forever. It's an hiding from the fucking fools and bored the rings. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what it was like. So I love it that they participated. Yeah, I was like fucking one o'clock in the morning, but that seemed like it was like 11 a.m. So it was fucking weird. Strippied. Yeah, straight sun at one in the morning. Yeah. Everybody's brains misfiring over there. Yeah, they're not so over there, they're dead. Yeah, over there. You can just imagine it. It's just tell. I would never sleep. I was all sorry with it. Everybody's got like the black I went and those and stuff. For sure, have to. But I'm a weirdo, man. I only sleep like four or five hours a night. I wish I could do more, but I used to be me too. Yeah, I wake up about like four a.m. every day. And bro, four a.m. Eastern time. So you can't even imagine what I'm doing over here. I'm a fucking vampire. I'm just one a.m. Just up at one a.m. And the worst thing about me is like I'm such a contradiction is I wake up at four a.m. and I hate breakfast food. So unless I'm cooking for myself, like I literally can't get nothing from nowhere because I don't like sausage, bacon, eggs, pancakes or nothing like that. So when you eat in the morning, if you have to cereal, I use sandwiches. OK, that's cool. Yeah, I'll eat like a ham turkey or a turkey sandwich or a ham sandwich. You just don't eat breakfast stuff at all. No, don't eat it at all. I think that even a waffle, man. No, I'll do it like maybe a couple of times a year. I mean, I just got pancakes from-- What does that play? It's Cracker Bear. Just for like a white shit era. I just like woke up one more and I was like, I think I'm going to try to get some Cracker Bear. I don't even know what I was on. But yeah, I don't know. I like hearing L.A. because you can dead ass get tacos at 6 a.m. So that works for me. So I've been going to this place. That's like Bio Hotel. And I get a burger and a burrito and I eat it. half of each because I want both for some reason because the burger is so good and the burger's so good So he like half and half I don't know what the fuck I'm on and then you get cheap too food is so cheap Oh, yeah, is it expensive? Where you at? I mean expensive part like when I travel brew bro food is like expensive But like you can dead ask get tacos out here for like a dollar 50 and shit. Oh, you mean taco trucks and shit Yeah, yeah, that's different. Yeah, that's that's like a little taco It's like little huts and stuff cuz I that was here. What's that one? It's a couple miles from here like I don't know like Tady's red taco one. No, it's like called white hut. Oh Yeah, they have a couple the great white hut a couple of them here. Yeah, that's why I was eating oh I'd never eaten there. You should live right next to it actually. Yeah, I never tried it. It's just small but There's this shit. It's a little bicep. They are sweating in there over my I don't know what they're saying They're over the fucking grills dripping that's their sweat and that's salt brother Organes Just thinking about it like stop Clear my fucking mouth over a second not think about it because that's fucking nasty That's some jackass too shit Oh Jack ass goes out this week. Let's go. That's it next week. Yeah, I don't know soon. It's gonna be good. You think I don't know But it's the last one dude. I thought there's gonna be a bunch of tear jerkers a bunch of Look at us 22 years ago Steve Oh came in telling us behind the scene shut about I just got the phone Johnny Knoxville and he fucking I just try to let him hear my new book Remember we got exclusive shit remember but I've had to say in that no When he was coming in we got a good to 15 minutes of behind the scenes before yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought you meant like because I'm imagining him right here And just a dirty dirty like a dirty barefoot Well, fuck I had no shoes for it. I was like dance to you up Perfect you know, it's close. Yeah, he did like That was pretty much him all time No, he's like I talked a lot because I had about 15 questions and we got through none Imagine setting your makeup then forgetting. It's even theirs Meet new grippy setting mist from Mavily, New York Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all-day comfy grip No tightness no stickiness no residue just plum doy hydrated skin that still feels like your skin try new grippy setting mist from Mavily, New York Maybe it's maybe lane Because he took it away. It was great because he's talking. It was great. But after where he's like, oh, yeah, I'm sorry I said don't worry about it And then he had his hand in his foot for a long time Like in his foot for so long, I was like interlocked Yeah, interlocked this stuff No, he was great. I just thought it was real. I was like season one Maybe too. Yeah, I was in here. Yeah, I was in here. Wow, bro. It's been a Yeah, I want to know how to deal with somebody like that man. He was cool I don't but I'm not like a feet guy like that. Like someone's like bare feet. Same like when I do where it's like I like the the the thong sandal stuff is just like what's going on, man? I think a whole culture go to another country That's all that motherfucker's weird. Yeah, if you're white in America, you wear those like because you're you like Van Halen? Of course you do Yeah, not more. You don't like Van Halen, but still we got no thong fucking. He doesn't have those either So it was over here, but if you're white dude You my mommy, that's why I hate him. I just had to wear those until I was like five and I fucking hate him I'm a girl got me on the Birkenstock so now when I go on like vacation I'm Birkenstocks with I'm Birkenstocks with no socks I'm growing up man. You gotta grow up This supposed to hairs about to turn blue And he's gonna talk to predators Now you're just talking them to him Oh, that's the time I started wearing the Birkenstocks. Yeah, I didn't know what these words were talking about I don't know why they're the number one shoe I fucking hate When I went to Europe. Oh, no, no, they have a thing me and me and Rosie. I swear to guy we talked about it I buy a girl could be super pretty and I look down and go EW The bird dude now. I'm out. I don't know what it is even before I met Rosie and like that's I always stay the Roman soldiers were less cool because they have barefoot Thanks, so were the Spartans 300 was sick and the only thing I was like One the hobbits gross The hobbits. They're barefoot. They're barefoot Yeah, we don't make fun and he's cool as fuck with no shoes Yeah, or pants. Remember when he was skating on the fucking tree. I thought I could do that shit too Movies as a kid. I want to know Can you show me And you're gonna say this man's violent Oh, there's a car dude Dude, that's such a good I that soundtrack on Tarzan had no business being that good That's one of the few Disney movies I've only watched like three times I never really got into it too much because There was bread and phrase your Tarzan the real life one. I'm like, oh, I was watch watch out for that. That was a Georgia the jungle Brandon Frazier was Georgia the George and I played Tarzan Did he play Tarzan? I think George. I think you're right. Brandon Frazier was Georgia. Maybe that's why I didn't really fuck a Tarzan too much Really just ripped off Tarzan that bad It is exactly the same thing actually and he talked dumb Same fucking movie same hair with the Nigel dude. I used to hate that guy one of those a kid nice Nigel The fucking like British dude. Do you remember jungle to jungle with to Alan? Yeah Yeah, that had the coolest like VHS cover as a kid. It was so cool Big a big fat VHS the white ones for this. Yeah, exactly. I was close my eyes and pick one Yeah, I close my eyes and mix them up and then be like that one I'm watching here and then I would go No, not that one Exactly Yeah, every time I see you to be serious you see a lot Yeah, exactly. I was a little mermaid dude. The one thing I watched. What was it all the time? probably fucking Out of Disney movies was Aladdin. I watched it a lot. Aladdin was good. My favorite is Lion King And then Toy Story is like probably number two as far as like the animated ones Yeah, that's why I got a little older that they think I think I wasn't watching I saw a Toy Story fire last night. Did you? Was it good? Was there sacrifices? Did someone get sacrificed? Did they all die? Is it the end of the Toy Story? No, it wasn't all in a definitive end I haven't seen for because I'm kind of frustrated because the first three are absolutely classic cinema They're great. They're great But like I haven't seen for it. I heard four is even good But it's just like you don't need to continue the story. I'm fucking it was so beautiful watching them like all hold hands And like about to go into the fire. Yeah, that's right. And I was but I think I literally cried like honestly I cried in Spider-Man 2 why when Harry died or Spider-Man 3 are they gonna say I think you said you didn't see when Harry I was born to Oh, when Harry I was like damn I cried That's one of the things I'm ashamed of crying at You know I one time I was watching Wolverine and then this guy started crying He was like Nate But still I remember I just look over he's like this What he died Logan with Logan was dead. I cried in Logan too like this. I'll cry in Logan today You know what it is said fuck bro. I know he's not gonna come out the dirt. Oh, he's dead. I watched Oh, what's the Marley in me? I remember I watched that with my never watch don't I watch it with my grandma I was like 16 and when you're 16, you're mid trying to be cool like You're climax of trying to be cool, and I'm watching that movie And I just get up and leave because like you know if it's a dog movie, you know what's going to happen So it's gonna die. He's gonna die So I get up and I leave and I literally take a shower. I'm in there I really cried my eyes out for like the shower on what he been it's well and just was like Came out like normal, but like I really like Hyperventilated cry in the shower over Marley. I mean did he a shot now? He's just like oh Wilson's like rubbing on his belly. And he just died best boy He's like Yo, I wouldn't oh my god. Do you know what if the dog or what if the dog will do? I'm fennel Shooz, doggy shoes are like a boss. The dog stole the wedding rings and she's Yo, I don't know. Maybe it did I never see Marley at me Maybe got a gang fight Yeah, you imagine part 2's in Kensington He's just all fuckers He's doing not wait, I spent as a dog as a gold or two. Yeah, I used to have a home Or lap is he a lap or what is he? I think he's a gold or a tree. Yeah, I imagine a gold tree perfect He's not be sick. He's on software under Marley. There's some AI cooking up right now Somebody doing that right now. Some of the funny is the only alright. We talk about this many times There's only a few AI things that are funny. Yeah, and most of it's animal 98% of it's animals You're not gonna do that There's a fucking dog my favorite video Touch me. I'm a bitch You close to me. I'm a bitch Yo, that fucking clip is so fucking funny, so he says people hands. Yeah, but they're like dog for Like Fuck a bunch like that. That's a real guy You know, that's that's who moves and talks like that That's only AI. I don't want nothing else. I'm tired of these fucking videos on the other stricter Go is this AI? How many times that happened to us constantly lot that's annoying because you get seat on the phone So we blow it up on the computer and watch it back like that's AI. I think this man really got hit by a car Why you make it fake hit by a car video It's a cheating on a test that like I already have an eight. It's just like it's kind of scary because it's gonna get if it's like that Now what is it like a 10 years? Hey, I got let go just so what all the cool shit comes out there But that's AI and then Grock, but I guess it is even though that is the real video and it's like AI judging of AI is Gross, I hope it just like pushes society to go backwards to where you're just go like let's just all do it in person Everything we do so we know it's real. I like that. That would be cool if it pushes society back to more in person It's like when I see someone make a real clip or graphic I'm gonna like I like this way better than anything I've seen like a year. I'm tired of the AI bullshit. It sucks, man So seeing people make real shit is bad ass. Yeah Let's fucking let's uplift the chainsaw Oh the fucking Competition where they're doing it against the guy. Yeah, I've watched a lot of YouTube videos on those guys to sucks You know, I got into recently. I'm over here. It's all out of shape and shit like damn you're a bitch I'm watching Static competition, I think I'll be like pull up 180 the other guys beat him like this guy's fucking sucks Like dude, he's doing 180 pull-ups. I'm all you're talking shit. Just fucking No, what's the callus that is competition is incredible dude, but I never I never heard of it What all right, I can imagine 15 pull-ups quick back-to-back ready cool And there's like 17 to 25 things you gotta do 15 pulls the next one 15 muscle-ups the next one 15 pulls with 45 pounds attached Hurry it's who finishes first and it'll go up into the craziest shit you ever all right Way to dips 100 pounds on your hip dips 30 and then they'll be all right burn out 150 push-ups all right Next and but it's like and it's only about 12 minutes long These guys are hitting like a thousand different reps of something. It's fucking amazing. I don't like the the cross-fit shit I don't like seeing people I don't I could do that kind of pull-up. It's not real dude. What's the cross-fit? They fools either doing the worm on the pull-up bar. You ever see that you never see that party pull it up Marty he's never seen a fucking cross-fit pull-up. I could do a cross-fit pull-up It's just like it's like frantic without any form. It's like watching a little kids learn it There's those many push-ups That's a equivalent of this not all cross-fit because a lot of cross-fits crazy and of course You still got to be strong enough to pull yourself up. It's the goofiest shit you have ever seen in your life It's the equivalent of those push-ups Josh exactly what you said. It's the exact same thing. That's fun I can't wait tomorrow you fucking shows this video because it's gonna be dumb and He was gonna be a girl for some reason. It's always a chick I'm these look at this That's looks fun. That's a pull-up one rep one rep one rep no me like each one's a rep. No. Yeah, that's one That's too. That's a cross-fit pull-up. How do you not bang your face off the mark like that god? Oh, that's just a stupid Yeah, you're still engaging Yeah, but you're doing the word. That's why I say looks fucking stupid. I can't do one of those probably I'm still gonna talk shit It's dumb. That's funny. Anyway, she get into those. There's real stupid. I hate how much I watch the dump I'm like a dodgeball watching ESPN. Oh, Joe That's how I feel I watch some weird ass shit, dude. Yeah, like you ever see the MMA nights Yeah, I honestly wanted to go to a show with those that's scared. I wanted to go to a show and I didn't I didn't go But did you see like the tag team MMA? That's the worst five on five. You see the five on five there's five on five two on two You stop heads. Yeah, there was like one on three with like one professional fighter and three regular guy You see the one guy versus two women yet. No, we're getting the idiocracy so fast We're gonna be pushed into it's funny like how Russian talk shit about us, but they're the ones I put they're doing all of it It's always a fucking Russian thick accent. Yeah, I'm looking crazy E on flux here from that movie always some weird show are Gary Olman from fuck a fifth middle of that weird ass haircut It's always a bitch like that. Just like a stewardess. Oh, some futuristic shit. I'm not wrong Well, look up the five on five is exactly what that vision. Did you see the Dustin poor a video yesterday? Pro that's I have it's Dustin poor averse TSA agent basically I'll tell you what happened because we're gonna watch another shirt. Okay, hold on the fighter the UFC champion Dustin poor A gets kicked off a plane. He might be drunk. Maybe he had a couple. I don't know. Hope he's drunk. He looked annoyed and perturbed Stop the fuck does that word mean annoyed, but you're a white guy, but you're what you're like a white guy He was he was he said I'm trying to get back with my boys to the Cree. Yeah, he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he's like what's wrong? He's like what's going on? He's like these hoes Turns out he lost the bet. They're like go do it It's sad. He's he got arrested and shit and honestly Honestly, if he wasn't Dustin for you, you would have got shot. Yeah Imagine setting your makeup then for getting it's even there Meet new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all-day comfy grip No tightness. No stickiness. No residue. Just plum. Do we hydrated skin? Try new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York Maybe it's Maybelline Where is this? Are you sure? He's screwing up with the cop pressing them. Oh, I think even to the top please stop Because the cop recognizes him. He's like, are you Dustin for you? Oh, no. Fuck you And you don't be showing you go fuck you Wait, wait, so that doesn't want to shoot it. Hold on. It's a Tia. It's like a airport security guard. They got guns. He had a taser They you hear it and then poor is like bang you up. Are you gonna taste me? I really pissed him off Then you saw it in his eyes But the the TSA dude was doing such a great job like calm down man. It's all good calm down. It's just calm down He knew like could you imagine you're like yeah, you're the guy that you get right now scared as calm down I don't know what kind of moment bro is going through, but you could tell he was like uncalled for how on the head It's a migrant ass for two blades. Yeah, exactly. I'm like this is same outcome. I'm dead and like the guy knows who he is So the cop knowing who he is makes like the dynamics so crazy. Yes, cuz you if it's just like some of course He's five six five foot seven buff dude. It's like okay. This guy's kind of like this guy's a peanut guy He's got some weird energy, you know, he's a crossfit guy. Yeah, but this is Dustin. Porie This my fuck is fucking faster than that I'm out. Then then the real cop comes a rassum Dustin chills out But what I loved about at the end of the video was he fist-mumped the dude. He's like you handled that great We say that just to pour it inside the TSA guy. Yeah, he's just been shot. Let's go He's talking to the to the to the I made his he said your boy angle will do nothing. He a policy. Yeah He has the strongest like New Orleans accent that he's never used it. It turned into masterpiece for this I'm gonna faking his own axilla. He is for Dana. He's like he has the occasionally is he from Louisiana? Like of course. Yeah, I don't know you know I've been out Yeah, you're our homeboys. He's always on somehow. No, no, no, he's Cajun. Yeah, he's a little reason Now he he never brought that out though. He can't No, he just he queens that he comes it back when he's on TV Like during that time Where is closest to friends I need to see that picture if it was anything like Marty when he was 17 about Like Because you said don't watch it. It's not easy. I saw a walk walking and I was oh, I keep strolling he's coming up and he's strolling I don't read the caption. I don't really put up a fairly show. Yeah, you did. He's like he like I mean to the to the TSA Oh, I think I black away. I would have got shot sounded what do you say guys what I couldn't when I couldn't one either way he was Terrified. Yeah Of course he should be yeah, he's not gonna shoot him cuz you'll get killed but you shot Yeah, you don't want to be the guy that showed us the for it. Yeah, you can shoot him to the leg It was like we're up his it was this instinct the way Dustin moved bro pulled his tazer and turned it on He didn't even want to but then you're hurt once you hear it loading like that's gonna do anything you can Tazer doesn't the fucking for how it's this you're gonna love it. I can't wait It's it's honestly a crazy video I can't wait you just never see and it's like it's such a weird thing I'm a super MMA fan to see like Connor like cleaned up right now and like training And he's all healthy and then like Fucking getting arrested with a mug shot and he's and this is all funny But like when you see the mug shot is actually sad. He's like crying and shit like it's like it's sad Blacked out probably I probably like it felt like something We're just a painkillers for his fucking's not crazy. And then maybe man killers and drinking That makes people fucking ape shit. He was ape shit. Yeah, it makes me weird shit. Bro. He was about to fight a cop He's crazy and he's gonna be not in prison. He would have been like yo It's like the high school quarterback like let him slide Sorry, you got an F but yeah, well when you see it all he got charged with was like publicly being a drunk Not when I heard about it. I'm like, why is this news and then you see the video here like oh this is why It's gonna get mean for like forever. Yes He wouldn't what was he saying? What is this blocking? It's that's the Philly show. So you that's Philly shale. So you Boxing yeah, you block your body. You can block the body with this. I'm gonna say right now. That doesn't help me This does nothing for me guys if you're Floyd Mayweather. Yeah Yeah, yeah, everything's this. Okay. This is well shot this shot certainly just one has won the title He fights just like that. They always make fun because he fights like I Carly is the high-carly meme where she's like square it up And it's literally they put it side by side to Sean's trick Sean's chicken and he's come across one Poor Brazilian and he's gonna get his title taken because he I've watched him fight And I'm like nobody's knocked this motherfucker out head Alex for air and knocked him out. Was he Brazilian? Yeah I'm saying that's what you're gonna take a guy. It's like question our kick. Oh He knocked him out. It was like one of those like cartoon knock out square like a guy gets knocked out and they like I'm like what time Right back up and was like walking out doofy and shit. I'd see it. Yeah, I watch him box And like he fights like bar fight style. He looks all awkward. Yeah, he's very like I don't wonder he's the fucking champ. He just be I was able to go to the fight Well, wait, he beat homes out to my off and he was like a six to one underdog and Literally shocked the world. I gotta be honest, dude John Strickl is at his Personality deters me from ever looking at him. You know what it is guys You know, he's everything starts off like that Funny and then sometimes he like goes after fools that like you can't even he's a streamer. Yeah, don't pick on the fucking streamer The shit out of sniko. That's what I watched him box like you didn't knock this you don't you don't fight like that in the UFC You know what I mean, but he's got incredible defense. I have never really watched clips of him Yeah, so you know what I'll take it back and there's a full fight but the UFC is amazing right now because you had him beating homes out Which is like one of the craziest subsets is Americans I'll go for a moment and then Justin Gayt, you just be Ilya Tuporio, which is like even bigger. How do you feel about America? That was a him How do you feel about our country? You know, it's in the terms of like yeah cool fight. Yeah, you shouldn't be allowed to be in the White House barefoot Walk out and then go I'm gonna go fight on the lawn. This is fucking stupid. I ain't gonna lie man I get me barefoot. I'm a fucking white house. I like the UFC way more than I like the White House For us, yeah, it is America like I'm from America, but it is like the country. Oh, sorry. It's not all of us That's how it's not but what other country I mean like we're doing it. That's just I Think it's cool just on the way there's just like it's pushing boundaries. I guess I don't know There's a thing of like respecting the sanctum unity of like We don't fuck the way. It's just being real. No, fuck the White House. Fuck every girl like government Respecting it for the white I'm talking about for the other country's going dog. This is what you're fighting a lawn We're gonna fade the fuck out of you. That's how I'm scared. I'm just afraid of how we look one guy versus two girls No, that's that's because they're like we're so bored of beating the fuck out of everyone that we're gonna switch it up Well, well, that's barefoot in the White House You're gonna see Putin race cycle. Yeah, be barefoot. No, I think it was a weird time to do with all the wars and this shit's going on It's definitely not the right time like if that shit should have happened It should have been like after like 9/11 We're like then I would be super well. I would be down like we need to come together. Fine. Well on exact Yeah, I get it. It's just it wasn't like it's just not the right time, but like bro Just engage he was like I was the biggest underdog on the card Really? Yeah, the biggest underdog on the card The camera starts it's commercial and he's staring he's staring at the Declaration of Independence and then he fuck walks out He beats the undefeated fucking Georgian who was like who was our like bro? He's knocked out all of our legends. He knocked out Max Holloway Charles all of it. Oh, it's incredible Alistair Bulkarnowski then nobody gave him the chance and it's the ultimate Rocky versus like I get it You know what I mean? It was the ultimate Rocky moment and like didn't he tattoo to Gagey's name on his Yeah, but he does these videos where he puts roses on the things and he's a fucking smart ass He has like a celebration dinner For any post every time on his Instagram. He posts his record and it's like The record of what's gonna happen when he wins. He's undefeated. Yeah, he's worked every time Er in the way he looks broke the pro has the he's got or he's still looking to do that super smooth Yeah, I bet it just negates you just like this dumb American. And he went out there and just like he came out to a no grave. I don't know hold my body down I just watch the YouTube clips and it's bro the the walk out was amazing Upset wasn't saying and just made the guy made the fucking the snarky asshole quit He didn't even get knocked out so he can't even be like, oh, I got slept like he caught me Oh, he made a talent with through the towel in broke his face broke four bones in his face and the doctor What a fucking American fuck the government, but that's American that's that's what get like that That I love that for America fuck that's cool That's another sick you of C fight I just feel like the fourth North Korea that looks like me a little. He's just sitting there going oh on the lawn Watch this I'm gonna invade you now. I guarantee you someone try to do something. We deterred that shit because we're awesome Yeah, they arrested a bunch of guys. Yeah, somebody had do something. There was like a six state FB IRS where they were like doing like they were planning like drone attacks on the You can't have the president and Joe Rogan and Dan White and all these celebrities in the same fucking lawn Give him credit. I pulled it off. I yeah for sure, but he's a pull off It's the one that goes to the vice president right can't be in the same never gonna happen again, right? I mean, I hope not yeah, I think it's if it happens again the White House is fucking torn down and we're a different country Yeah, I hope that never fucking happens. I hope can we just go back to I wanted to expand I just want to forge shit there. He's like yeah, we can four I work with Donald's Yeah, I have this all to hate the president again It was everything was fun and when we all nobody cared. Yeah I like that we all just show you like the whole joke where George Bush is retarded like yeah, stupid It's like a fucking cheat and piece of shit It's like you want to hang out with a guy almost like that was his fun of college. Yeah, big ass face Like I was cool, right? Yeah, like it was like we're in college. I mean I think Obama came and like and it became like cool to like Obama He was like cool to like Obama and then it's like Then it became like you know I don't think they're like cool to be like a president. - It's not wrong. - That was the first president, like it's cool to be to like the president if you don't why. - Right. - Like well, I don't know, I don't listen to politics asshole. Like I didn't like Clinton, I didn't like Bush, but all I said was, I can't not like fucking Obama. - Wow, that's a great one. - And then ever since then, ever since then, it's like team sports. Where like people support really like, I like this guy, and it doesn't matter what you say about him. And you know what I mean? But yeah, I started with like the Obama stuff. I never thought about politics got pretty weird. - Social media, I'm telling you. - Yeah, as soon as that happened, people cared more about that than people saying shit in person. - And it's just like, well, it's, yeah, that stuff isn't boring, but it's like really boring. - 'Cause it was like people. - No. - And people it's kind of too much to aim into it. They just, they're headline people, you know what I mean? Just, I just think you're like the fucking homeowner. Like yeah, you're fucking sick, yeah. You care that much motherfucker? You made eight signs for Treasury. It's not, no. Any more than that, like this guy's a fucking nerd. Remember that? There was always the fucking kid with the button up and it's like, shut up. Even in my ghetto ass school, we had that one. - Yeah. - I think, I don't know if it's there, right? - He's put him on blast. - I was like, he didn't become a fucking politician. I think I said the weed industry. - Okay. - What I'm thinking of, it's like all that time, well, he could have just been getting sacks from me all the time. Jeter, wait till we're adults. Yeah, you're right. I don't like it. I don't care about it either, so fucking anyway. - Yeah. I wish we could just be proud to be American and just all see our government for what, like bro, they're in a single good government out there. So like, no. Far is just good at going. Hey, we did it right in front of you, but we were saved. - Yeah, fuck the governments, all governments. So it's just be proud of like our neighbors and ourselves. Justin Gayche's our neighbor, you know what I mean? - I think we bring him up again. - He's our neighbor. - Yeah, Justin Gayche's our neighbor, dude. And he's fucking knocked out this, like fucking smart ass Georgian. - Brought it right back, but yeah, America. We didn't just be American again. - Justin Gayche. - Now he's home taking devs, like about to be American. - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah, that's exactly. I see it. - I see it. - I got a question. You came on unrestricted and we went over. Not everybody saw this. We had a clip kind of go viral over your flash mob catch. - Yeah. - The best kind. - I'm hoping you'll describe to the fans how you a.o. sham god of the entire. - Yeah, so talking about that, like it's cool. I already gave background information. Like they tried to charge me with a felony for kicking a car. This is the same day. Is this the same thing? - The same police. - No, so kick it. - I beat this, I beat the case. And then I come back for some reason. Cause I'm a, I'm a glutton for drama, I guess. So I come back to my hometown, just to rub it in one more time to show that you guys ain't catching predators. Fucking still, you know what I mean? And I caught this predator on my bed. I caught this predator and he turns out he's a, he's like a dog for it. - Oh, it's kids' photographer. He was a youth minister and a basketball coach. Like what the fuck else? So anyways, I got this guy on the hook. I can take him anywhere that I want to take him. And I'm calling out the police. Cause I just called another guy, I called another guy before it, like the circle K. And we ended up like ruffin him up a little bit when he didn't press charges. So I was a little bit confident and I was, everybody went crazy cause these are my people. So like this is, that keeps my like super viral and was on world star and stuff like that. - Right, but it doesn't know. You trick the cops to their watching Instagram or you're watching your shit saying, I have a catch today. - Yes. - You sent them a Walmart and actually out and you're ahead in the denies. - Yeah, so people, the cops watch, I'm posting all this shit on Facebook. I know the cops are watching. I know the mayor, I know the police chief. I know these guys personally. We've been beefing for years. I was ran to be the mayor against the mayor before. That was the one that won. - What? - The one that's in the office now, you ran against? - Yeah, and I dropped out cause I really didn't want to be the mayor. I just hated him. - Of course not. - Yeah, but you might win, but I don't know what to do. - Yeah, the scariest thing. I realized like, oh, I could win. - Oh no. - Yeah, I don't want to win. I just want to like do this for fun and to fuck you over. - But what's your house? - This is what I'm saying. Anyway, we don't get along. So I got this catch. I've been talking shit about the last catch that I got. I'm talking my shit. Well, and if you think like the way I talk shit about like sentencing and policing and all that for like national, imagine how I feel about my hometown. Like, I'm talking my shit. And I'm like, I got another predator to catch. And since the police ain't going to do nothing about it, why don't y'all show this predator and show free how you feel about a predator getting caught. I see how you show them like, how mad you are that they ain't doing nothing. And I'm like, at six o'clock, I'm going to tell you where the location is. So I know that the police are like watching me. I know that they're waiting and this and that. So I tell them, I go on Facebook and I put, I'm banned from Walmart. So I know that that's going to make them think like all his videos take place at a grocery store. He's definitely going to do it at Walmart, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I dropped the location. It was like 830 at Denny's boom. Everybody shows up from Freemont in Denny's and there's like 300 people there in the parking lot inside. And everyone inside is your friends. That's my favorite part. Yeah, everyone in there is eating with like, oh, we're all part of this. It's all, yeah, so we go in there. I bring like, I bring like two camera people. My boy, my assistant Tony, he shout out big tone. He's doing the decoy work and he's literally, he's young. So he can pass as like a younger kid. So he shaved and everything and he's sitting in the booth with him. So there is me, my four friends, my fiance, she had a camera, Tony and the predator and like a random lady and the waitress. So it's like, it's like only the, and the waitress knows 'cause the waitress recognizes me. It's a small town and she knows exactly who I am and she starts freaking the fuck out 'cause she's been watching Facebook. So she knows here. Yeah, it's out of there, it's out of there, it's out of there. It's out of there, it's out of there. So I ended up giving her two like 200 dollars 'cause she's about to blow it. Yeah, she's about to blow it. She's like, I can't do this. I just moved to this town and I'm like, she just starts giving me some crazy stories. I'm just like here, take this. So I go up to, my boy Tony is talking to him. I see him in the booth and I just, I had this thing posted like ready to go on Facebook and I put Benny's 6 p.m. now and I put his face Ron Callahan and then I put a clip video of like the phone call conversation where he's like, I love underage kids and like, so like nobody could say anything with, nobody could be like, he's not a pedophile and all the proof was in the fucking voice footage. So all in the location, bro, and 300 people showed up and they all beat him by the police because all the police were waiting at Walmart. It was so embarrassing for them. And there's a secret, there's something on here. I don't think he's gonna watch this podcast. I want you guys to have him on a guest 'cause he's a really funny guy. And like where I'm about to tell you, you're gonna look at me sideways for liking this guy still. Oh, this is the guy you're talking about. This is the guy I'm talking about. So he calls me, I got a friend that used to be a sheriff and he calls me and he's like, what, he called, I'm telling the whole world knows this catcher's taking place at 8.30. And he's for four you dropped the location. Exactly. And the whole world knows this catcher's taking place at 8.30 and he calls me at 8.05. He's like, what's up, bud? (laughing) Yeah, exactly. I'm like, what's up, man? And he's like, so what's going on? I hear you're causing a crazy promotion in Fremont. And I'm like, yeah, da, da, da, da, da. And I give him the whole rundown. I'm like, yeah, I'm just trying to show him like how the people feel when we're gonna show up at numbers and this and that. And he's like, oh, nice. So where are you doing that at, bud? (laughing) And I told him the way he said it. And I'm like, once he's like this, yeah. Once a cop, in my head, I was just like, once a cop, always a cop. And then he's my friend to this day. He's just, I don't know. He must have tried to do him a favor or whatever. She's bad. I was just like, yeah. My friends, let me get it out of here. Yeah, I'm doing it at Walmart. He's like, ah, man, you're crazy, buddy. Well, I'll talk to you. (laughing) I hate you. I'm like, oh my god, he's such a fag. But like, so, that's what I want. And how I found out about it to even like, like, to seal it off all the way. Tony knows my fiance. She was like, she was recording. And they didn't know that she was like part of my, 'cause there's so many people there. And the cops were like, why do we go to Walmart? Don't know, I thought, like, he's like, well, that's what he said on Facebook and (beep) told us, oh, drop the name, who gets a fuck. I don't care. I believe it. I believe it. I believe it. Okay, believe it, yeah. And then, they're like, yeah. Someone said told us. And it's just like, oh shit. Of course he did. It was just like, God damn, like, that little feeling you had. You know what I mean, that was it. He could be your friend-ish. Yeah, so like, you just know, I like him. And he's a charismatic guy. He's a fierce funny, so. So what's a cop always a cop? So, the cops come and they escort the predator on. Yeah. So he won't get trampled. And then here's the crazy thing. You've been like, one of my sports from the very beginning. Like, I could never get in a rest my hometown that's like that lore yeah that's that lore I've caught 50 guys there and they always said they couldn't arrest the guy all of a sudden they get fucking charges 300 fuck yeah there's 300 fucking people all of a sudden they get charges there so crazy guy get fucked they got a creep how does how do I know you I get printers on the internet bro just lofted you the boss exactly just my I see I see clips all that's like little bits little bits and I love them yeah yeah I know but like I said I wish I wish I hope soon it cleans up so much these guys like I'm gonna get a different job yeah that would be incredible it's it I'll give up the thing I love to watch because it'd be sold to be over it's for the better better man in the world I like yo I don't know how much much more you can see him continually die more every time you're like bust out your phone to fall in love for the video he dies more say some other shit like that was just he had nowhere to go he was so cornered he was just beaten that he was relieved to see the cops come for sure but my favorite part is you're talking to him I think you'll look up there's like fucking raptors and drafts staring with their phones dude you turn around there's a bunch it's like 30 people you want to college 200 people it was incredible it's like a reveal reveal it was a fucking flash mob coordinated perfectly yeah for real around the bridge and the great vine is I end I uh influenced where what is a panic I induce panic good but nobody got hurt no no no that's a charge why chill out there he comes all they meant to the car are you on edit it's not starting to panic no because the flash mob or whatever I there that's illegal no nobody got hurt no no damage was done to the business or anything like that nobody lost any money but that's something the word on the great vine is they're coming for me for that for that yeah that is the dumbest shit I've ever been well I went on a little fit you think I talked shit before that one I talked major shit I went to I was I just did all the shit in my life is so crazy I'm like I got I have to take a vacation and I went to Puerto Rico it's like fucking super cheap to go there actually no I just like I had to go like I'm a beach guy I like to go to a beach and like relax so and never been to Puerto Rico flights were super cheap I think we went there for like 180 bucks yeah couldn't be yeah yeah so um so anyways I go to Puerto Rico and like I'm literally just on the beach like I'm gonna take your fucking job come back and then be the mayor and then I love for sure and I'm a fucking quit just so you don't have the fucking job I was just I was supposed to be relaxing but like I got really mad because they thought arrest and I was gonna be like make me happy and I actually pissed me the fuck off because that means you're just like 50 fucking bad guys walk away just because you're like we're lazy they're like oh we actually found a new law that we wasn't previously no and it's like you have a job then what about the edge you caught before without due law can they go get them no that's what I asked and they haven't done anything and they're like yeah and they were supposedly we were kind of like released the statistics that like we actually do this and then they said that and then they never released the statistics so I'm like talking shit to them about that and just like I mean he's in Ohio and you just he's a beach behind you guys this guy I can't even have an Instagram because this guy I can't even open my fucking emails this guy he shit how old is this person uh like 60 but oh they're older wait the mayor oh no the mayor's like 40 oh he's not old no the mayor's call me the mayor's friends are calling me like oh he had a meeting I had a meeting with all of them and do you know what they told me they're like you you know we do this work we just don't publicize it because they could lower like um people might not want to move here if all they hear about our pedophile is being called here and I'm like are you fucking serious do you know that hell like LA is a hellhole of like drug sex fucking all the debacle in the world and it's like the most expensive place to live in the world since like when does that like fucking like town is what I want to hear yeah like when yeah exactly you got people that are right there exactly with the race drop 94% so yeah that was their excuse was like I see where they're coming from because they had to do work yeah if they didn't clean it up for real they just caught a couple got the news yeah then people are fucking and it's just like these are predators they need to be in the news they need to be on front pay it's like saying if we report all these fires people are gonna know that there's fucking fires here like let's just let him burn everything he's got to let it burn yeah it's exactly that bro like it makes no sense to me and they're talking to me like I'm dumb for like you're just not understanding no so it's like this you guys 40 right 40 yeah the mayor yeah that means watch space jam was drinking sunny D yeah watching Nickelodeon you know his name is like chub's like he grew up and he was like just a kid around the street his name was chub shit yeah that's his name is was nicknamed oh nicknamed it was his nickname but that's what he went by whatever to run for mayor no but his name is Danny but he for some reason went by chub's as the mayor science like chub for sure no no no no but that's everybody knows him he was like he was just like a dude that like became a probation officer and I get him I'm saying like you can relate to all those things I just said like I watch that too I watch it too yeah yeah yeah about kids that's what makes me like you're like our it's such a political thing where he goes apparently he's the reason why the charges finally happened if I'm if I'm just like shooting straight on the I don't know what I made him stick he's the he's the one that actually went out his way to like actually get the guy charged this time he went to out as like a outest city out of county like prosecutor to be like yo this can't keep happening in my police captains oh good no that's what I'm saying so he to give him a little bit of credit even though like I don't like him he did he is the reason for why those charges happen so do it again yeah you know what I mean so there you have they're big into like drug task force and shit where I'm from they're big into like paying people to be snitches and all this stuff and like they're spending money on that and they spend a lot of money on the cover cop yeah and how many how about your tone 16,000 16,000 and people moving and there's like there's like what I mean old people and then kids so like adults adults there's maybe like 12,000 adults and I thought you're wrong sounds like yeah it's small so I grew up so there's Detroit and then and then there wouldn't be a Toledo without Detroit and then there wouldn't be a freemot without Toledo that kind of makes sense so it's like a it's like a trickle down how far even Detroit like an hour that's how close you are from Ohio the education system here in America it's just failing what do you mean because I didn't know that Toledo Ohio was that fucking close to Toledo and yeah Detroit is like 20 minutes I had no life no I'm in California do you go to another state like well I thought everybody here was rich so exactly we don't know shit we don't know shit about each other no there's there there's rich people you go damn fuckers rich must be the mayor right nobody nobody has a Lamborghini yours and I know and where I'm from you know I'm saying like same what like I'm walking around here and everybody's got ladies yeah this is like a loading lobby where everyone like regains and cool shit I'm just gonna put my safe house here it's GTA I don't even know what people do for living here it's actually there's a you know you be surprised at how many people just do like importing things yeah yeah yeah I fucking sell the boxes that you make for the pizza boxes that's how I sell the paper for that but oh wow you made $100 million think about it somebody makes great this rubber that goes on this somebody makes the fucking pain right like fuck who makes this class I bought that for 250 and then I'd put the sticker put everything it's like four bucks yeah somebody made that glass like I made a penny I don't get a fuck I sold 70 million today like oh you made a lot of money yeah even really made a penny it stacks up that's what people make a teemo they're like I don't care for make a dollar I made a million sales today oh shit that says this is my teemo and Amazon they're like we don't care Laura mercy we're gonna keep crushing it right I don't know we got to find that's but fun I think it's just weed so sorry just coming back to that what did they did like a charge stick what's happened into the printer yeah I actually just got a call to make sure that I can show up for a court so yeah you're gonna hold there yeah she's gonna escort there and live stream at the whole honestly I think it's almost like a double set up they're gonna go there and then drop me with the charge or whatever but I'm gonna beat that charge I didn't insight panics so if they do that you should live stream the whole time you're in town the whole thing and to you leave yeah yep but yeah this is me leaving an exiting nothing happened yeah I didn't do anything on the way out done for real because that video is a video but a live stream you know those fools are just clipping every Tuesday something goes down you're fucking home for you right yeah It's scary, but you should do that. - Yeah. - It's fucked up. - Yeah, I'm kind of scared of them over there, but-- - Oh, yeah, jobs. - Like, what kind of mayor's name's Chubs? (laughing) - That fool does shady business on the side. But I'm glad he got that shit to stick. Either way, fuck it, it's all good. I'm a little high. I'm a little high. Do you want to dip? - Fuck it, yeah, let's do that, okay. - So what's next? - What's next? - As far as what? What I'm doing? - The rest of the year. - Yeah, what's, is there anything? - Yeah, so we got dads against predators.com coming out. - And your charity. - What do I do with this? - It'll buzz, it'll buzzes. - Put your mouth on the end of it and suck it. - So my boy, Brent Williams, he's got to fight actually coming up July 11th. He's four and oh. - Boxer, MMA. - MMA. - Do I lift this? - Oh, he's like a PlayStation, there you go. Like your juket un-matted, there you go. - It's thick, it's thick. - It's thick, 360 flip, budget shit. - There you go. - You good? - Yeah, I got it. - Can I finish that? - If you want to. - I should, is it proper? - I mean that wouldn't matter if you don't want to. - I want to, I want to start off. - Man, we don't want to smoke it. - It just pukes everywhere, bleeds on his eyes. (laughing) - You got to finish it. - I was taught to finish a plate, you know? - Respect. - Yeah, but if you're coughing. - Why are you trying to finish it? - It's different. - Now you feel it, don't you? - So anyways, what's next? - Charity. - Charity, we got that. - Yeah, we've got that, that care is going on. - Cheers. - And for the past couple of years, I've done on. A charity in my buddy's name, Boopock, who passed away, who used to catch predators, where we gave Christmas presents a way to like kids and stuff like that. Last year we, I think we gave away upwards of like 300 presents and we raised a bunch of food for the homeless shelter and gave away a bunch of tap shirts and stuff like that. So we're going to integrity. - What's that? - All my hometown. - And then we're going to do Boopock's hometown, coming up this year, hopefully. So, and I wanted to eventually get to be where we have, like, bro, you're a comedian. Like, we'll pay you to come out there and do a bit. Like I want to have comedians and musicians and stuff out there. - Oh, like an event instead of cash. - Yeah, I want to have an event. So, I want to incorporate that into the foundation and stuff, but right now we're like, we have an athlete that I believe is super inspirational. We're going to have like a little video series come out with him and kind of explain what you're talking about. - Yeah, and this kid's good. He's four and a, all first round finishes. And like, like the way he trains and stuff like that. And like, I met him. He literally told me he was going to beat this dude, exactly how he beat him, like to like the literal moment. And it was like magic. And like, I literally, everybody around me is like, I've never even seen you that happy. Because like, I'm like part of the team. Like, you know, I love, I don't, I grew up playing sports. And like, I haven't played, I haven't been on a team other than like catching predators in a long time. So, it's like, cool to like. - Been on a one-man team. - Yeah, like, this is my, this is my guy. He's got dapp, like, on his fucking shorts and stuff like that. So, it's really cool and he's a really smart kid. - And like, from your tail? - No, he's from North Carolina. South Carolina. - I did meet him. - How did I meet him? He wrote me one time and asked me to sponsor shorts. And then like, I was like, I did it one time with this guy. He was fighting in Thailand. And we put like a logo on his shorts. And it was like a one-off thing. We didn't really talk too much anymore. And I don't know, I just started like face-time in him talking to him and like, he's just like such a smart dude. And like, I started like going on his page and watching his highlights. And then I watched his fights and he's just smoking dudes. And he's just really good. So, like, I really believe he's gonna be like a champion. And he's had like, the UFC's reached out to him, but it wasn't for the right weight class. They wanted him to do like, you know the ultimate fighters show that they have? They wanted him to do it at, I think 145. And he fights at 135. So, ooh, that's a big fucking difference. Yeah, so he passed up on that 'cause he's got an undefeated record. He don't want to go risk that yet. So, he's fighting again June 11th. But yeah, Brent Williams, and again in North Carolina, he fights in Charlotte, July 11th. July 11th, yeah, I said June 11th, yeah, July 11th. So, that and just like we want to raise money for like charities and all kinds of different things that like really just like, I'm tired of like everything that I do is like, you beat that guy up and this and that. And it's like, I want to do, yeah, I do bad things for good reasons, a lot of times. If you isolate without context, a lot of things that I do, it would seem like I'm a bad angry man. And I really don't like think that I'm like that. And I'd like to show like, you know, I never really publicized the Blue Box Christmas other than like my hometown 'cause number one, I'm like putting out where I'm at, which is a dangerous thing to do. And I don't have like bodyguards, bodyguard fucking money. So, shout out to my friends who like played bodyguard that day. So, and all the years that we are going to do it. So, yeah, it's cool to get my kids in or my kids are involved and my friends are involved. So, I just want to express that part of myself. You know that like, I want to do more good, with good stuff, you know, feels better to do this stuff like that. - So, when you sign up for Dads Against the Potatoes.com, the idea is you're directly already supporting your dad care. It's like a portion of that. - Yeah. - So, that's going to go to victims, assistants, organizations that deal with victims, the athletes, people that are supported under the DAP umbrella automatically. - Exactly. Marty just didn't do a DAP. - So, I've been doing all kinds of stuff. - Oh, Marty did just do a DAP, but Marty does DAPs all the time. I was trying to wrap that question up. I'm like, "How do I wrap this up?" That's all I just did the DAPs, so. But yeah, Marty said it way more eloquently than I can. - Oh, it says so. - Yeah, we just want to do better things with our resources. - Good shit. - So, because DAP cares. - 'Cause DAP cares. - Okay, everybody, you support what's the website? - You can still go to locals.com to see a new video every Saturday, locals, DAP 2K, and then DAPs against predators is going to launch, and that's going to launch with, all right, now locals for some reason maxes out at 720. And I don't want to dog locals too much because locals has been the only place-- - That's what kept you around. - Yeah, the only platform that kept us around and they actually promote us. If you go to locals.com and go to top creators, and we show up in a lot of categories. And that's something that no other platform has given us. So I'm very respectful. I'm very respectful, like, I'm very, like, thankful. - It's so hard. - Even for us, like, it's so hard. - Yeah, it really is, man. - So, you can go there to watch the videos. There's a new video loaded every Saturday. But on DAPs against predators.com, we're going to have documentaries that we've been working on for like the past three years behind the scenes footage. I'm going to be doing a lot of streams. And have a hug. Yeah, and we're going to have like team biographies and just, it's like what I envisioned it. And Marty has been like, Marty's been such a like, he's the illustrator, you know what I mean? So he showed me like how he has like the video library and it's like seamless and it's all like 4K 1080p if it's not 4K. - He changed up. - Yeah, and it's just all smooth. And just like locals, it's so clunky. And this and that, everything's so smooth. You guys have seen dopajola.com, your website is so smooth. I remember the first time that we came into the podcast, my fiance, like looked up your guys' website. And before I even knew that I was going to do business with Marty or anything like that, she was said this three years ago. Like, oh, their website is so nice. - Just sick. - Yeah, so like, I don't even think I've ever even told you that. So like, yeah, just to like give a shout out and like who Marty works with behind the scenes. A lot of fans don't even know. Like what Marty really does, like behind the scenes. Marty's working with the big dogs. - Not everything. - Yeah, Marty's working with the big dogs. So like, there's a big dog working on the website and it's going to be badass and like, I'm really excited for it. And I think everybody else does this. - And that'll be dasganspretters.com. - Dasganspretters.com. - And right now it's, if you go to your shoe on Monday, Instagram or Twitter, click the link and that goes to locals. - And then when dasganspretters.com, - It'll be what. - It'll all be what. - Yeah. Fuck yeah, that's July. That's very soon. We're talking followin' Instagram. You'll be seen that should very soon. - Sir. - Good shit. - Fuck yeah. And we got the dasganspretters Instagram poppin' too. - Yup. - Oh, this is the whole page? A page by itself? - Yeah, we've been working on dasganspretters page because I don't want, my post get like reported and my page is like, yeah, like I got a lot of followers and just, I don't want to lose that platform of just like the message at this point, you know? - I feel you do, I'd be through it. - I was just as power, pause. I was gonna say, my mouth is just as power. I was like, I can't see it, pause. (laughing) - But, let's hope that those shoes do. - Yeah. - But yeah, go to dasganspretters on Instagram, man. We're building up fast on there too. - Who's, do you have any sponsors for you guys? Nobody likes us, man. - Nobody sponsors you guys? - We don't have any sponsors for dads against predators. Maybe you would like to be a sponsor. for dads against predators. - Colgate. - Do you want me to wear a shirt? - Grinder. - You want me to say something about your business? - Yeah, you guys don't want to be, yeah. Look at my shirt, Grindr, sponsored me. I'm daddy of the year. - We're finding a bunch of them on your platform. So, sponsors will shut the fuck up. - Exactly. - We found it on a website. We won't take Grindr every fucker. - Grindr, if you pay me a million dollars, I will never say your name again. - 'Cause you say on Grindr, that's what I hear Grindr. That's what I hear. - Nobody, bro, so many people would tell me, I don't know what Grindr was until you, every, bro, I hear that just as much as excuse me, everybody, people would talk about Grindr a lot. - It's insane. - I only have one experience with, pause. - Yo. - Oh no, remember our lot. Yo, we did a live podcast one time at a dispensary. - Yeah. - And my homey OG, he has a Grindr from like 1996. It's a fat one, he's been using for 20 fucking, or 30 years to have him in here. Probably not, it's probably not that old. I'm tripping, but he's had it for a long time, decades. And he left it at the dispensary and I'm like, oh no, I'll go get it back for you 'cause I stayed the night in that town. I go back and it's like an alley leading into the back door or you go around in the front. I'm walking up and there's some man smoking a sig. And he looks at me and I'm like, 'cause they told me, oh it's here, come get it, our employee will give it to you. And I call my hand pulling up, so he's gonna come outside. I'm like, "Hey, I'm here for the Grindr." And he goes, "What?" And I go, "I'm here for the Grindr." And he goes, "No, not me." And I'm like, "Okay, I went around." I'm like, "What the fuck was that, you know?" I go in, get the Grindr, come back. I'm walking by him and he stops, he goes, "Grinder." He's gay as shit. Thought I was like, "Oh, I'm coming to meet you for Grindr." I'm coming to meet, he goes, "I don't have anybody in this town off that." So I'm like, I was like, "I wasn't me. Do you know me?" He thought I was there to meet for Grindr. He went, "No, maybe." No, not me. He was on a smoke break. There was the only Grindr education I've ever had. Made my whole, he talked to me for 30 fuckin' minutes, wouldn't let me leave. And I was like, "Dog, this is not why I'm here. You remember that?" But he kept telling me like, "I'm a fuckin' theater actor." And my grandfather was this, like, "All right, all right, all right, all right." And he had. - It's time to getcha. - He had the thong sandals on. - The first day, he was like, "Ugh, get away from me, sweaty, we're in pubs, freaks, it's hot. It's hot as fuck out here." - Not the mention, we had the whole place fucking-- - That place closed down. - Small fuck those guys. One of the two of the people that worked there sucked. Anyway, Grindr, sponsor. Sponsor's dad's against predators to start saying, "We found him on an app!" - A miscellaneous app, on an app. - And that's it, that's it. All right, anyway, I just wanted to shout out to any sponsor, sponsor of that, but it sounds like everybody's fucking scared. - Don't be scared. - Don't be scared. - What's the site comes up? - Don't be some sponsor. - We need Colgate. - We need-- - Gloves. - Gillette. - Yeah. - Gillette. (laughing) - We need baby powder. - Yup. - And your baby powder slack force. - Yeah, Johnson and Johnson. - Ooh. - I'll do, if Johnson and Johnson sponsors me, like I'll go out there and do anti-propaganda for him. Like this stuff doesn't cause cancer. (laughing) - Is that coming up that I caused cancer now? - Oh man, of course. - Oh man, baby powder, the most evil thing on earth that I've caused cancer. - It's a storm, it's a skin. - Like, ah! - Dude, there's like evil scientists out there going, how can I fucking ruin everything? Gatorade. - Yeah. - Put some fucking poison in that shit. - It used to be good. Gatorade tastes different from what I was a kid. - It's so like strong. - It's so, like-- - And so concentrated, yeah. He used to be like, "Oh, Orange, I'm gonna go fucking play football still." And now I'm like, "Oh, fucking have a heart attack." - Yeah. - I'm gonna fucking have a diabetic shock from this hell, though. - And there's not even a competitive, but that's one of the covers. - All sport, remember all sport? - Trash. - Trash, the blue one. - That's good. - The powder is even thicker, too. - Oh, my powder used to be powder. Now it's dukey. McDonald's only powdered it's drinkable. - How? - It's watered out. - Ah, they probably, they probably watered it shit down. - Okay, we're getting off check here, guys. - Yeah. - That's gets predators. Shoal Monday on Instagram. It'll all be leaked in the description. - This is important stuff. Josh was out here living that shit. It's not glamour, it's not fun. Give a follow, go support. - It's not glamour, it's not fun. I thought he put it. I don't think anybody thought that. I don't think it's one guy. - This guy's living-- (laughing) - You're asses. - People will be like, it's not fair, man. You could go to California, Alaska, my brother. Look at Dixon Bulls. (laughing) - I try one in the country who look at Dixon Bulls. - I'm a writer, the whole writer. - I want a Dixon Bull like tour. - I'm a grinder and I'm eating sandwiches. And sometimes I make some up. - Shit is not glamour, it is. But it's micro's dirty jobs, man. I'm the new micro. I'm not the new Chris Hanson. I'm the new micro. - Who's micro? - Dirty jobs. - Oh, the fucking guy from dirty jobs. (laughing) - I only watch that like twice. - It's gross. - It's gross. - It's really nasty, I'm good dude. - Today we're cleaning up human shit. - Yeah, I'm fucking good dude. All right, thanks for being here, I appreciate you. I know we've ranted for a long time, but guys, thank you for being here. Go support, even watching and supporting. Leave a like and supporting. Signing up for locals and just supporting. Hey man, give eight bucks to McDonald's. Give eight bucks to help a good cause. And if you like, you know, power slap and shit, it's kind of like power slap in the wild. But one sided. All right, let's get out here with the later guys. Oh, have a dope essay. - I'll be fucking hard dude. (laughing) (upbeat music)