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electromagnetic fields we spent all weekend away from each other do all three and a half days dude you were in Phoenix Arizona Phoenix Arizona I was in well Scottsdale really yeah found that out we got there I mean but it's not it's not like Texas or it's like Houston Austin Dallas they're all hours away it's kind of like North Texas yeah it's like equipment to play no first go McKinney so it was Scottsdale okay be in 30 minutes oh yeah yeah it's it's 12 minutes but so you were in the desert I was in Austin Texas for South by Southwest yes I haven't asked you anything about your trip and I didn't ask you to think about yours and I'm so excited to hear about what happened that came naturally no that it was a little too smooth the craziest part is I actually had no idea what was going to come out of me once I started going upward yeah now I went upward don't know where the twirl came from I think I was gonna go who but then I just went whoo two different kinds of appropriations yeah you two vastly vastly different types not at all times they might coincide sometimes and that's fine there's a decent cross oh I think there's a high percentage right oh my god you seen those initiations oh my that's a glass closet yeah you should just it used to be a we're just gonna beat you and you're one of us yeah who's more like make sure you pick up no never mind yeah never mind oh yeah but no I could tell that it came natural because the you can always tell in the risk if the risks are flowing and moving yeah it's in yeah it's in yeah and I love it and there's nothing wrong with either with either of those appropriations that I almost did I went with this one today I do this one often neither one yeah like Pierce feels seen right now it's like yes my foot fine okay I don't know what I don't know what's going on all right I think we're excited I missed you I miss you I miss you I know there's never too many times we can stop fingering god you have now you okay your hands that's one thing you were a grimy basketball player yeah I think you broke your hands so much they're kind of like it's like calcified like your fingers are rough yeah yeah I'm like I'm like what's it called bone maxing with my fingers you're like every day you wake up you go good one yeah how was how was you need to breathe dude your tongue looks like a mud pie right now your tongue is like a nasty shade of breath I've been on a espresso thing before we record because I feel like this is my most sharp yeah yeah I feel like that's my most sharp is what you just said you didn't say that's when I'm at you didn't say that's when I'm you said I feel like that's my most sharp I think that's the correct way to say that what's what's the what's the I feel like that's when I'm the most sharp or I'm at my most sharp you said what did I say you did not include yourself in that sentence at all I said that's when I'm the most sharp I know he didn't know sir did you just say that would you say I said I said that'd be the appropriate way you said that's when you said you said it without the eye that's not true you said that's when that's the most sharp some like no that's when I'm the most sharp that's now that's correct that's what I said though I think and I think we're both wrong I think the right thing to say is that's when I'm the sharpest now that's that's that's grammar that's yeah okay who's going first Rock Paper Scissors Roe Chambo is my late grandma said oh yeah by the way my mom's got two weeks left on him by the way we no no no we we we went we took him to the girl puppy mechanic they checked the mileage on it we're about to hit a million they said he's a CS motor he said even pushing this guy under me they're like wow he's missing a muffler he's starting like how is he still running like that's an actual thing an actual uh no but if we're being honest and in my mom you've been saying two weeks for like nine months dude it's dogs he mortals he's sip from the fountain of youth while I was talking to Sarah on the way back from Austin I was like Sarah when do you think it's time for Malcolm she was like baby I thought November was it for him I thought I thought when I met him at Thanksgiving that was going to be the last time we met I thought I was like first year at dream con I thought I thought he was I thought he was falling on his way out then I'm telling you one of those rabbits he one of those rabbits he found a poor very sacrifice yeah he took that rabbit inside split him open and now he gets an extra 20 years I'm telling you he's a he's a 15 16 year old labor dogs no younger than 24 that dogs old as hell yeah I got him when I was in the sixth grade oh my it's fantastic yeah but see I got my dog in the fifth grade does he's been gone for years yeah does he's been out of this thing for years yeah but you dusty does he's decline was rapid it was that was that was I need to be studying Malcolm slow playing it he is he's I think it's it's something do that big he's got that dog in it yeah honestly no pun intended yeah he's got that dog he's walking around the house doing the splits I'm like now it's time dusty woke up one day he had a little limp next day cataracts literally was so it was like it was like dog yeah your legs were good now you can't see you're not eating now he's gone okay sorry to everybody but yeah so you want to go you you I go first me go first okay you go first I go first I go first okay because I've been to the me no it's because I've been having real bad anxiety about my my weekend oh so I went to South by Southwest if you don't know it's South by Southwest is basically it's this huge festival in Austin Texas where film music media podcasting pop culture everything comes in all entertainment so like every celebrity in the world every big like network conglomerate in the world the CEOs of everything are are in Austin Texas and there's panels there's there's there's premieres everything in the world don't tolerate it a pop-up concert yeah it was insane I called you and told you you got to go from it was free too so but no so a lot of the things I went to were very high industry networking things now very very if you know anything about Payton I do not do well talking to people especially strangers I don't do well at networking things all South by Southwest was is networking it was 72 hours of network dude oh my god panic McGee from 8 30 to 7 p.m. I know you had that little funk on you too. - Oh, dude, I started getting a little white film on the court. - Oh no! - You're saving that little bite for later just got the hydrated. - Wow! You hot out the Uber the second you say, "I appreciate it, man." - Oh, tripping. - Yeah, Cotton Mouth, it was crazy. - Oh, God. - So I was invited to this Spotify event. When it's like invite only, there's like a bunch of top creators there, like creators I've watched, musicians, actors, the whole thing, right? So basically what you do is you grab a cocktail, there's ambient music playing back in the background. - I gotta love it already. I'm standing by myself with a cocktail in my hand like this. - That smile, that. - Yeah, just like smiling at people, and then it came to a point where people were starting to come up to me. How were you in this room, right? What do you do, right? How'd you sneak your way in here? - So I remember. So it was crowded, right? There's a lot of people and there is this white woman that came up to me. Now she was an executive, I think it's Spotify or something. So it's important that I talk to her. - Yes. - She goes, "What do you do?" And I say, "I have a podcast." And she goes, "Oh my God, you know, Spotify, we love podcasts." You know, what's the name of it? Now I'm panicking and I have a list. And I never really thought about this, whenever I came up with the name of this podcast, it has an SH in it. - It does have an SH. - That's my kryptonite. - That is. - That's where my list really becomes the poignant. - You get too many words of that SH, you need a Narcan. - Someone is a savior. You sorry, someone gets you a heavy SH sentence, someone is a, just take your shit right there and you bring you back to life, boy. - Yeah, so I got my cocktail in my hand. Now I've drank it quickly because I'm panicking. (laughing) So I'm a little tipsy. All right, and I've caught him out. - This top Spotify executive comes up to me. What's the name of your podcast? Youth and no. What? What is it? Because it's loud in there. I thought you couldn't hear me. - What's the name of it? - Youth and no. - She goes, youth and no. - She pulls out like a little pocket, but how would one spill that? (laughing) She's like trying to be nice. She's like, youth and no. What the, what the third? - She goes, oh English isn't your native. Where are you from, sweetie? - I'm actually from Dallas, I'm right down the street. No, but she repeated back to me my list. And now, if I were to punch during her face, that would have been my fault. - You'd have been wrong. Is that a rude thing or is she at a different level of PR training with every experience? - No, I think she was generally confused at my list 'cause I hit her with the youth and no. Now, I mean, that's not the most embarrassing part, right? Hard to believe. - She repeats it twice back to me and I go, I just accept it. Yeah, youth and no. (laughing) - But then, I look over to my right. And guess who else was listening in on this conversation? Laney will say, (laughing) - She goes, she goes, that's not half bad. You said no, you said no. (laughing) She goes, you said no, she goes. She goes, I'm feeling real soft and stringy. Maybe 85 BPMs, you said no, down on the road. - She makes that a song out of it. And so, dude, you know my embarrassment. Like the only recollection Laney Wilson has of our existence is youth and no. Oh my God. - And so that was a very troubling thing that I've been going with in How to Network. Gets worse than that, though. - Oh, wave, bro. - So as I'm listening my way through networking, right? Youth and no. I look over at Laney Wilson. She's looking at me like this. I'm panicking now. I'm starting to sweat. That's when the room gets dizzy, right? I'm starting to, I'm starting to, I've said that this is another caution. - Oh, yeah, excuse me. (laughing) I'm pushing his (bleep) out of the way. (laughing) Move. - I'm moving, right? - Now ask. - Oh, I'm almost peed. I haven't imagined you're big (bleep) and butt down. You just sit at the table, you go. - And so you know I'm panicking, right? And so they had like a little table of catering, like a snacks and food. Now they had sliced turkey sandwiches and muffins. - You really? - You don't get those two things together. But I was so frazzled and panicked. I grabbed one of everything. I'm holding, I'm holding cuts sandwiches, muffins popcorn, and a cosmopolitan. (laughing) It looked like I'm getting snacks. Like a, like a youth group. (laughing) Like sermon starts in tenure. So, but then I have all my arrangement of shortman of Costco snacks in my martini. I'm drunk and listening. I turn and look. This is something I will never be able to live down. - Oh God. - If I was just a normal human being, if I was a normal human being and did not have anxiety the way I did, and wouldn't have messed up in front of Laney Wilson and a Spotify executive, this wouldn't have happened. As I'm turning to look, guess who's walking down the stairs to leave? - Who? - Don't want the only Zac Efron. - Oh, oh, when my (bleep) I'm my heart damp. You know what I turn? You go, God. You go, God, leave Jeter Puff going. That's all you got. (laughing) He dropped it. He just dropped the glass. (laughing) He's walking, the room gets bright on him. He's like, he's beliding down. And if I wouldn't have freaked out with Laney Wilson and a Spotify executive, I would have met Troy Bolton. I would have met Zac Efron. So I run over to our agent Grayson. He's up there talking. I run over to Grayson. I'm like, you're Grayson, I'm freaking out. (laughing) You're going to need your help Grayson. I go, Grayson, you know, I'm like, you please go get Zac Efron. Please go get Zac Efron. And he's like, what the fuck are you talking about? There's no context. And so I'm telling him and I'm freaking out. In the written link, we're looking at me like, I was freaking, like the craziest person ever. - And I mean, and you have, you have that minimum, probably like eight inches on majority of the rest of that room. - Yeah. - It made both ways. - Oh, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, so I've missed out on my Zac Efron opportunity. If you know anything about me, meeting Zac Efron is like, you could have died right there. - Oh, man, I would have sang to him. I would have recited the script. - You go, blah, blah, blah. - Yeah. And there was other people of different networks, like Tubi and everything, trying to talk to me about the podcast and I spent the whole time telling them, I missed out on Zac Efron just now. - And that shows you character. It shows you personality. - Yeah, they know nothing about our show. - What if you were so, oh my God, okay. In retrospect, what if you were so tripping and tweaking and everything, you see Zac Efron. You sprint to Grayson, throw the glasses on the ground, shatter and you go, can you please get Zac Efron, please. Grayson turns, look, it's a random guy. It's not even him. You're just like, please do, it's him, he's right there. - He goes, stop. Grayson's like, people need it. We need to get Chad here. - Dude, it was really embarrassing. And so much embarrassing stuff happened. And I just realized that networking is not my thing. I'm not good at it. 'Cause I don't know, no, no, no, no, don't. Now self-degraded, degraded, degradation. - That's not the word. I think it's degradation. - No, it's not. - Self-degradation. - Degradation. - Degradation. - Process of lowering the quality value of status of something or the state of being reduced to lower, less respectable condition. - Yes, that's what, okay, that makes sense, right? - Long, very long definition. - Super long definition. Just reading one sentence at a time. But, no, I'm genuinely not good at networking. That's what I figured out about myself. And it's not because I'm awkward. That does have a thing to do with it. - Oh, well. - It's because if I network for too long, I start to lie. - Oh, you got that thing. - Oh. - Yeah, it used to be that kid. Dude, did you see Jurassic World 2 this weekend? You're like, dude, hell, yeah. Like, what'd you like about it? You're like, the middle. Like, you were just saying you're just lying to lie. - No, there's people thinking we're filming two movies right now. I sort of got it. It's not a joke. Like, there's people that think like, we are working on film. - Oh my god, I'm like a little kid. - I'm like a little kid. - I was like, yeah, we're filming two movies right now. - I was like, yeah, right now we're workshopping with Disney plus and Netflix. It's, they're like, so we heard you might be on the hunt for a new studio. You're like, yeah, got one locked up in Orlando right now. - No, no. You think I'm kidding? I told our agent, Grayson, that we bought a warehouse and we have cows that are gonna be outside of it to lower the taxes. Like, that's a genuine statement. I told Grayson. - That knows us. - Brother. - I did so bad. - What are you doing? - Because I don't think I'm good enough for like the truth. So it's like, you're really not interested. So I gotta tell you about cattle that I bought that I don't have. - You have, you have business insecurities. - Yeah, it was the, it's never heard of that, bro. You can just be like, yeah, this is what we're doing. It's going good. You're like, dude, yeah, actually just got our second PJ with Brandon, this one, nice decent right off. Like, yeah, it's really bad. I've told somebody that I live in both Austin and Dallas, Texas. I told them, they're like, they're like, where are you from? And I was like, here. And they're like, oh, you're in Austin? And I was like, well, well, no, I live in Dallas, but I'm back in fourth. You were back in fourth, pen house actually. You go just ask the button for me, don't bring you up. So that was my weekend, man. It was a tough time. - Oh my God. Well, God bless you. - Thank you man. - First off, you held it down. I'm sure you did great. Just stop with the line. It's a real big problem. - I don't know why, or where that comes from. You have nothing. Literally zero to be insecure about in the business world. - I know. Well, that's not true. - Yes, it is. - Oh, yeah. There's so much actually. - You go, no, no. No, it's not. You're right. I'm telling you, it's not true. - How is Scottsdale Phoenix? - Dude, Scottsdale Phoenix too, son, it was a blast. It was honestly really fun. There's multiple things I'm not going to get into. And that's just going to stay there at the trip. It was a bachelor party, right? It was a bachelor party. We were 10 deep. It was super fun. and there's golfing, there's casinos, we went to a little club actually. - Yeah, nice. - It was very fun. A lot of, I had some very, very good, about 4.30 a.m. drunk talk about. - Oh, that's the best. I can see it in your hips. - Oh yeah, no. Definitely put on a couple. - What happened here? - So this is, I'm gonna tell one story that actually happened like five minutes after I got off the phone with you in the airport, and that's just gonna encapsulate this entire week. - Okay, it's on me. - I get off the phone with you. That was like our first like, it was the day of, and remember we called that I was in the airport. I was like, yeah, I'm about to take off. I was like, did you get there safe and everything? We were just like, the day you got there? - Yeah, and the day you got there was Friday. So we both were just calling, making sure we were, at where we were supposed to be. I get off the phone with you, and I'm sitting there. I had like 40 minutes to my plane boards, and I'm just sitting there. I was actually eating Starbucks, and I had this old man. He's like, it was like a big kind of cafeteria section, a lot of tables, but every table was took. I was sitting at a four-top by my loan sum. That's the old guy he's sitting there. He's like, looking and, I'm like, he's got the protruded eyes. He's one of those like this. I was just like, and he's sitting there. (laughing) I'm like brother, we're like 10 feet away. Yeah, I feel like we need to tell a scope. So he's clearly looking, he's clearly looking for his, it's a place to see, place to sit. So I'm a nice man. I flag him down, first off, that and itself challenging. He's 10 feet away from me, and I was like this. Sir, sir, he's just standing there. Just standing there. Are we sure he wasn't blind? No, he wasn't blind. He walked right up to me afterwards. I go, sir, sir. He finally looks and I go, you can see right here. 'Cause I have my AirPods in. So he comes, sits next to me. First off, I want to ask you as a grown man, right? Especially if you're 80, it's probably no. So, rectangle table, I'm sitting here. There's a seat in front of me, seat there, seat here. Which seat would you take? The furthest from you. Furthest from you, which would be diagonal, right? Yeah. Buddy sits right next to me. He sits directly next to me. You should do anything next to somebody unless you have to. Yeah, and that's a beautiful statement. I'm accidentally touching elbows with this guy now. And I was like, man. So then, he sits there. I pause my music real quick 'cause he's trying to talk to me. He goes, oh, thank you, thank you, Sonny, thank you. I really appreciate that. Sonny's crazy. I said, of course, no problem. AirPods back in. Now, when I look up, there's two white children in this airport playing and crawling on the ground. I thought I'm talking like Army boot camp, Navy SEAL, like they're-- They're crawling on the ground. I wouldn't expect anything else. Barefoot. Of course. One of them sniffing the ground. Tile. It's in a-- National airport. There's debris and bacteria from Taiwan on this floor. And this kid's going, oh, come here. I like playing on the ground. Nasty little grimly. Jared, you know what I'm saying? No Denver stand up. Both barefoot. OK. I'm looking, and it's one of those things. I can't look away. I literally go, I'm sorry. You're actually looking at this. Then I look, and I'm like, holy-- I forgot, I'm not by myself anymore. I look at the old man. The old man's watching me, watch them. He's literally like the same, I'm looking at him. He was like this and me. You're staring at him. So I go, he goes, he goes, he goes. And I'm about to take out. He goes, he goes crazy little kiddos, ain't they? And I was like, oh, old guys, cool's hell. And I was like, yeah, I mean, teach their own. Everyone in the parents a different way. He goes, I mean, but just no socks and no shoes. I mean, we just, we weren't allowed to do that. And hell, we were dirtier than y'all. And I was like, oh, this old guy's cool's hell. So I'm like, bantering with him. I go, yeah, it's honestly pretty disgusting. I would never let my kid do that. It's actually kind of gross when you think about it. The old man stands up. He goes, those are my grandchildren. He stands up as he goes, those are my grandbabies. And it tucks the sea behind him. He goes like this, and I lit, that's the first time in my life. That was some TV, first time in my life. I was genuinely stuck in like Medusa, stoned. I was like, I was like, I just got got. Like, if this old geezer just got my, what would you do? I mean, just perfect, he goes, that's gross, I ain't it. I was like, yeah, that's a little hillbilly weirdo of kids. Yeah, he goes, that was my grandbabies. And he took off, and I know what the communication, nothing. I just went holy, such a good boy. It was the most movie TV like a skit ever. Like, it's like he knew that was going to happen. That's one of those things. If that happened to me, I'd have been like in my bed then. I was just like, staring at the ceiling. I told the guys, I was like, I was like, y'all don't believe what happened there. But I was like, I just got caught by a nine year old. It was unreal, bro. But is it bad? Okay. So is this bad to say, you went to a bachelor trip that I didn't go to. Yes. So you were there with men that I wasn't with, right? Yes. Is it bad the whole weekend that I was low key like jealous and thinking about what you were doing? I was doing the same with you though. Okay. But you know I was by myself so it shouldn't matter. But no, what you were by yourself in terms of people you know and stuff. But you were still doing things like that were, would have been cool and fun and very informative and stuff like that. Yeah. But you were hanging out with, you're hanging out with other guys with stuff that we like to do together. Okay. Okay. That's true. But you act like, first off, we were both, we were both invited and allowed to be at both of these places. And you chose to go to the other one. It's simply off of off of the timeline and principle. I was like, you know, you would prefer to hang out with other people. I knew the man. I said, Southbyle happened next year. Hopefully. Hopefully Jordan never gets married again. Is it one time thing? Right? Yeah. Definitely fun weekend and multiple times. Actually, you'd be happy about this. You talked about other guys brought you up multiple times. Wait. Other guys brought me up? Like non-Jordan, non-our friend. Like other guys were like, man, I wish P was here. Did you ever bring me up? Yeah. Multiple times. Why didn't you say that? What do you mean? You should always talk about my baby girl. You didn't say that. Because that person makes you happy. Yes. I told you. I was thinking about you. I thought I'd make you more happy if other dudes brought you up. I don't give a fuck about them. What you think of me? Of course I brought you up. What would you say? The second I landed, I was like, wish P was here, man. Don't gas like me. Dude, not a lie to me. We just brought you, bro. You got brought up in conversations. How? Multiple times. I told Jordan, I was like, Jay Will. I said, he told me like, he really, you know, he wishes he could be here, man. He's just one of those things he just, he couldn't miss. He was like, bro, no, I know. I wish he could be there too. We were talking about that. So that's not you. That's the first one. It's not Cam bringing up that he wanted me to be there. That's you saying that? No, it's you saying, Peyton wanted to be here, not, I wish Peyton was here. No, but there's multiple conversations, are you painting my fucks to the fire right now? It's going on. Well, because the whole weekend, I was like, Cam would have loved this. Oh, this is me and Cam's favorite spot here. Well, I was talking about you. You would have loved this. We went to the casino. I started telling stories about you at the casino. I said, oh, yeah. Peyton would definitely be sitting right here playing Blackjack with us. He'd be sweating bullets. See how God doesn't like Liars? I saw you twist that tongue. God don't like Liars. He didn't even let you get that out. I was speaking too fast. No, yeah. And I was talking, I even talked about Yu-Gi-O cards in honor of you when you weren't there. I don't care about Yu-Gi-O cards. I know you don't. You need to. It's fun game. It's fun game. No, it's not. Dude, there was so many. Dude, it was just, I talked about you so much. And then a lot of the weekend, I was like, I wonder if you're thinking about me. And you never gave me the reassurance that you were thinking about me this weekend. Brother. Did you, I can say the exact same thing and switch it. I called you. That's fun. You didn't call me. That's not true. I didn't, I didn't call you one time. No, you called me back from missing a call, but exactly, but you never reached out if see the phone works both ways. Don't you, don't you do this. Do not do this to me. You're paying me to throw a badge when I love him more. Oh, no, everybody, everybody knows that. Everybody knows that. That is not true. Show of hands. People that vote. Brick. Two more. No, we're gonna vote by hand. We're gonna vote by hand. You would kill me. You would kill me. People that think that. He didn't know you know about it. I'm ahead. You'd be going to kill me. No. You did my life for 10 million. No, I'd get somebody to. There we go. No, okay. Vote. Who thinks that Peyton loves cammore. Appreciate it, boys. Who thinks that? Ask it. No. Who thinks cam loves Peyton more? What? Split decision. No way. There's a split decision. No, the ****. I got two. You know, you're still. You didn't vote. Why aren't you a vote? I think it's, I think it's equal. I think it's equal. Okay. So equal equal to for cam zero for you. I go sounds like a dumb, boys. You get it. Oh, okay. No, no, no. I lied. There's something else about the weekend. Has none to do with the weekend, but it happened there. Okay. We got. We got. I mean, incredibly drunk one night. Right. Yeah, of course. Next morning, we wake up. Dude, let's put it on each other's foreheads. Let's see how it works. Dude, get him butt naked. Make him run in the desert. Dude, let's all get blindfolded. Feel each other and try to guess who it is. That's the all style before. That is not what happened in the slightest. But we all got very drunk. We could all watch it on the same computer. So we got, we had a fantastic night before. We wake up and we're all kind of, you know, Aiden each other, first aid medic, right? And we're sitting in the living room. I love the morning after with you. We put. I love the morning. I love the morning. I kiss the smaller shoulder. You got to ask the real questions after. After you clean them out, you got to go. Let me go through your phone. I love waking up hungover next to you because you go. Oh, you look so beautiful this morning. I love that. I love when you do that to me. Anyway, how'd you do it with them? None of that. So we go downstairs and we were all talking about it. So we decided we put on the dyno documentary, that new documentary about the dinosaurs. Okay. Have any of y'all seen this? Seeing it on pop-up on Netflix, but I haven't watched anything other. Why, what is it? It's in one way. one word, two words, utter three words, utter nonsense. - Really? Is it about dinosaurs? - It's about, I'm gonna say a couple of things. It's about dinosaurs, right? - Yeah. - Okay. (laughs) - They started off with saying, "The narrated by Morgan Freeman." The first dinosaur was cracked and hatched a hundred and 300 million years ago. How the fuck do we know any of that, to be true? - You know, you don't get me started. - 300 million, no, but here we go, right? - Yeah, yeah. - As it's commonly known, used to be PanG. One big, super mass continent, about 300 million years ago is basically like one big desert. And then it goes into the CGI field, right? Just a little dinosaur running around. Then it rained, quite a lot of rain. Actually it rained for a million years straight. - What? - They claimed it rained for a million years, straight. When I say a good carpenter with some gopher wood, made a big boat 'cause it rained 40 days and 40 nights, I'm called crazy. It rained a million years straight. Not one day of sun. And there's not a drop that fell over this (bleep) a million years. - When we, the world be water? - Yeah, no (bleep) - A million years of straight water. - Dude, that's what I'm saying. - It rained a million years straight. - People that believe in dinosaurs are the same people that believe in Santa. It's not, it's the craziest thing to me. - What are we talking about? So then first off, the first dinosaur ever, right? When you visually stunning, like if you had a vyson you at some point, like we were kind of fighting it, maybe a little still drunk, it's a cool shot. Sorry, here in the Morgan Freeman, you go, this is nonsense, this is what I'm saying. Absolute nonsense, propaganda. The first one that hatches like the size of a little (bleep) chicken. - Okay. - Okay, and they go, yeah, that was the earliest ancestor of all the dinosaurs. And you know, it was just that species for a hundred million years. - How many years do we have? - They said, holds the earth. - Oh yeah, exactly, right? They said that species survived. By its thing, by itself, on a desert mass cont supercontinent for a hundred million years. - Were they asexual or biosec, you tell me? - Well, they could have been several sectors. - It's either they're asexual, they had to be dirt sexual 'cause there's nothing else around, apparently, for a hundred million years. - Just a lot of water. - No, not even the water yet. Not even the water. That's (bleep) before the water. - Oh, wait, so there's a-- - They survived the hundred million years before a (bleep) and I'm sitting there watching it. I'm like peeping the room. I'm like, okay, I don't wanna be like the only cynical guy. - Yeah. - I'm like, are y'all here in this (bleep) or am I like, am I dragging this? Is this not (bleep) nonsense, y'all? But I was just kind of like, no, no dinosaurs is the biggest scam that America has gotten off on us. They're like, it is the biggest, the plot of (bleep) I mean, I didn't finish. I didn't even finish a whole episode. It was entirety without standard. I couldn't take it. I was like, I need to (bleep) figure it out. I can't watch this so badly. My blood pressure's rising. I wanna meet the people that actually believe this. Like, I wanna meet the people that funded that project. If you wanna make a cool looking dinosaur thing, just make your own spin off a Jurassic World. Do some (bleep) with some old cavemen. CGI, I haven't fighting in (bleep) be a cool film. Don't you, don't, whoever made that. Don't you look me in my eyes and get a deal with Netflix and say it rained the thing that blows my mind, right? We're in such this fact proof, like, you gotta prove (bleep) how do we know that? - No, how do we know that it rained for a million years straight? - I'm gonna Google something. Hold on. - That is unfathomable. - If it rained for one million years straight, how many gallons of water is that? It's a good question. - It's a decent question. - If it rained for one million years straight, - Well, I haven't on think mode, so it takes a little longer for me. - She's like, hold on real quick. If it rained for one million years straight, how many gallons of water is that? One million years equals about, oh God. Eight billion, 766 million hours of water. That would be 5.46 billion gallons per square foot. Think about what you, I want you to lick your feet. What'd you lick your feet? Make a nail, make a nail. There'd be 5 billion gallons of water right there. It says, on one acre, there would be about 237.8 trillion gallons of water. - Hey, grandma's farm, no (bleep) shot. On one square mile, there would be about 152.2 quadrillion gallons of water on one square mile. - That, and now you wonder? - Well, now you wonder why we need to drink it again and am. It was, that is unwritten. If you have a chance, go, I mean, go be fooled on your own time, 'cause that was, it was unbelievable, bro. - You should know podcast. - Dude, some crazy things I've been watching this weekend, but it's really captivated my time. Have you watched the fruit AI dramas on TikTok? Fruit AI dramas? You haven't seen "Water Melina" in "Apple On"? What the hell did you just say to me? Water Melina? - Water Melina, water Melina. She's going through it right now. Can I explain to you what's going on? - Hey, and what's happening? - So if you don't know, if you don't watch the Fruit AI's on TikTok, basically these whole drama shows, and they're like these short stories about these fruit, and a lot of them, "Water Melina" is cheating on her husband, right? And, or who's, who's husband, "Water Melon"? No, "Apple On"? He's an apple, "Apple On"? "Apple On"? Yeah, and so, but I feel like there's one about "Water Melina" and I feel so bad for her, she's pregnant, right? So she's pregnant in her bed with "Apple On", right? She's laying down, right? And she farts, and then "Apple On" gets up and he goes, "Water Melina, you flat-chillant lady, get out!" And she kicks her out and he goes, "You'll never be worthy of raising my children." She's pregnant, and she kicks water Melina out of the house. Now she's crying, walking down the street and tell this sexy rich pineapple, "Find you." (laughing) What the fuck is his name? What is his name? I don't know his name, I don't know his name, but he took her in, right? Found her on the street crying pregnant. She just got left because she's a flat-chillant lady, right? And so, they, they, they, they, they, they, they kiss, and then they're in bed, right? And God bless her, she's pregnant. She sounded like a- No, she's the world, no, she's pretty, she got kicked out, so she's free. She got kicked out, holding another man's baby and went straight to a sexy rich pineapple and got in the bed with him? Yes, well, so she's in bed, right? There's, there, she's in bed, they're sleeping, right? And again, she farts. Now the pineapple is not having it. He gets up and he goes, "Water Melina?" He was like, "You're not worth of this luxury house. Get out, then, "Apple On" and the pineapple meet up and they charge her. They go, "You're, we're trying you, you're going to jail "for being a flatulent lady." A hell of these people live. So the next scene is, is, uh, "Water Melina" in the courtroom next to Judge Banana. (laughing) And Judge Banana sentences "Water Melina." It's like life in prison, 'cause she's for a couple of gassy poops. They're not playing that. And it, I'm telling you, it's a whole big drama series, but now they're spin-offs, and I would like to show you one. I would absolutely love to watch "Water Melina" fart in bed with a rich pineapple poot in bed. Well, this isn't, this isn't the "Water Melina" one. This is a different one. Now, this is a good story. We're gonna throw it up on screen so you could see it. I love these fruit AI dramas on TikTok and I want you to react to it. I have never heard this. I have never seen this. Why are you seeing this? Is the better question. Hit play. No, it's really good. It's really good. No, I did not know. They were still human bodies. Yeah, they're human bodies. I thought it was like a whole apple of something. That is a woman just, that's an orange. I want you to play. Belle Pepper, man. I want you to play. He's got me spicy. I'm going to the park. Okay. Do whatever you want. Aren't you coming with me? No. Okay. See you later. Mad Arena doesn't care about me anymore. Mad Arena. She doesn't sleep with me anymore. She only cares about her beauty now. She's neglected her marriage. A lot. Psyst. Hi, Strawberry. I lost baby boy. Maybe I am. Oh, this is my story. What an neglectful wife. In her place, I make you the happiest man in the world. Oh, no. I have your number. Oh. Hi, phone 17. Strawberry. I want to meet you. Strawberry. I want to meet you. Strawberry. Call me. Did you hear? Oh. Yes. She's a real one. I thought she was a- You deserve someone better. Oh. Oh yeah! Who's who is? No! No! Oh my god! Of course I accept! No! Oh! Oh! I'm telling you! Hey! Okay, do whatever you want. I'll let you in. It's the best. Oh! It's the best. It's the best in the world! Oh my god! Where did you find that? You didn't know it's all over my poor you page. Oh my god! I was so captivating in like 60 cents. No, it's so captivating. And there's hundreds of these stories. There's hundreds of them. And a lot of them. Now they need to tweak the story lines right now. Because a lot of it is cheating and like figuring out. one, where was this, it was this banana in this apple, right? And then the apple went and left and she was cheating with a potato. And then, so she left, but she was pregnant, right? And then, so she was on the, on the table. - Oh, it was a little fruspy and knocked up. - What? And then, so she was laying on the table about to give birth and it didn't make sense that what she gave birth to was a french fry. And so he figured out, that's, he goes, I'm an apple, you're a banana, how is there a french fry? And then they found out he was cheating the whole time 'cause the kid's snitch, it's so good. - And there's like whole like conversation pieces on TikTok about it, like you can go and watch reviews and there's a 38-part fruit love island going on right now. And I'm on like episode eight. It's so good, it's so good. - You made a mini series? Like I thought it was just one-off, one-off, one-off, one-off. - No, Kim, it's, there's a 38- I gotta watch this. - No, Kim, I have to watch this. - And the best thing is getting in the algorithm of that because you knew you can watch people do assumptions of like, who do you think is gonna pair it together? Is it gonna be, uh, Apalina is gonna be Water Malina? Like, you don't know who is gonna get together. And so you get- - This is incredible. - It is so fucking good. - How did you find that though? Like, how did that get on your page? - Well, okay, 'cause there was a thick- (beep) - drawberry that walked across the screen and I was like, (beep) - Tommy didn't look as bad. - Tommy, like, decent. - No, she was double-cheeked up. - She was double-cheeked up, she was a triple agent. - Yeah. - She was a triple agent. - She didn't even bell pepper. - Wait, psychotic at the end. - He broke through the door, throwing- - We're putting hundreds of thousands of people onto this new show right now, so- - Oh, oh my God. - Oh my God. - Can we please find a way to have, like, in somebody that makes those AI-fruites- - Oh my God, please make something of us. - Please feature us in one of the episodes. - Oh my God. - Like, I would love to. - Just have those straws berries a little fine. - Watchin' us in the background. - Someone straws berry. That's the storyline. It's us, we leave shooting. You go back and we both see straws and berries say we go to eat lunch, something we start findin' over. Oh, there's no way I'm this happy over a- - Strawberry and a bell pepper. - No, it's crazy the things that- - No, she's a snake. - Dude, I love how in passage. You already, 'cause I was nervous. - At first I was pissed. And then I was like, okay, she's really a good, like she's a girl's girl, she's a fruit's fruit. And then I was like, oh no, she's a double agent. - She's a double agent. Then she tripled agent. - Yes, yeah, they sprayed pesticides on that fruit. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - She's got some worms. - For sure. - Yeah, it's crazy that strawberry got it done for me. To be honest. - Oh no, she's a decent. - I get turned on by strange things. - Really? - Yeah, I got a question for you though. - Oh God. - What is the strangest thing that turns you on? - Uh, during the height of puberty, when I sit there and play my games, the controller hit the right way. It'd be a little dangerous. And there's absolutely nothing that is supposed to give me like that. I'd literally be playing Call of Duty. I'd be like, oh God, yeah, he's still there. I mean, no, any time, any time your player was getting hit, it was like losing, you're like. - No, it's never one for the vibrate function, but I was more, what are you talking about? - I was more like white literally at the peak when just pheromones or, I mean, testosterone's probably up in like 1100, like a young pup. You're getting to that big dog. I literally be sitting there playing cod. And I'd be like, oh, mother, oh yeah, I still got it. - It would just be, it'd be time to, really? That's just okay, what about now as an adult? Now as an adult, good patterns, like really, like in fashion and like, no, like a, okay. Now, I, I, I, I, I, - Oh, God, for me, it lives got some flannel on. You're like, look at those checkers. - I go, oh my, damn. - No, I swear to God, I, I actually think I've said it on the pot, I would never care about a lawn. Dude, it's something about when you have your own lawn. - No. - And you see a diced up lawn. And that's just like, I'm talking to the nines. You go, mother. You're, I'm not talking about things you'd like. I'm talking about Jin Lee, what gets you riled up? Like gets you going. - Oh, oh, with my wife. - With my wife? - I just say, oh, with my wife. - Um, okay. Well, let's see, how do I say this while protecting her image? Lives, lives got some goodie bags upstairs, right? Yeah, it's getting weird, here we go. - See, no, you can, no, nothing about for you answers. You can answer this in a PC way. - I'm trying. - Like, that's a bad start. Okay, so it's like a stack of perfectly cooked pancakes up top. And it's, I don't want it. Okay, it's hard. Well, I don't know, okay, basically she'll, sometimes when she's walking around the house, she's very much in that housewife, that mom kind of bag of fashion of clothing, basically like a tank top with nothing under it. Oh, so you like good morning, mother. - Yeah, good morning, mother. - Oh, and I get you going with little bandana up top. Turned around with a white camey. She was like, hey babe, have a good day. And I'm just like, yeah, dude, I like, weird thing, I like my ears getting played with now. - See, and you, that's, that is so far. I don't think I've ever, I've never felt (beep) arousal for my ear. - Oh, dude, you gotta get hit the right way. I mean, so there was, so the thing is, my body gets really immune and stuff fast, so you gotta ramp it up. So at first, my girl would just play with the outer rim of my ear, like, what did she play with your ears? - Well, I'd be driving, she would always be playing with this rim right here in my ear. And I'd be like, I believe like this. Like, and I got me going. - Oh my god. - Then we got, now we're into inner ear parts. We get to, but it's not like we're doing that to get started. It's like, you're just doing that. And it's getting me started. - She's giving you a wet willy and it's turning on the engines. You're kicking the old thunderbird up off a wet willy. That is some weird (beep) - No, it's a sensitive part of your body. - It's sitting there watching Appalina. She's just like, right in the ear and you just go, oh, hold on, I'm strong, Barry. I'm coming for you. - There's no, what, oh yeah. God forbid, she starts twisting the earring. It's a little kiloid crust off me. You hear that little crack, oh yeah. - You know what I'm talking about? You hear that, whoo, whoo. That odor starts hitting the room, boy. Okay, so I went through a bad, bad spell. Probably too much straight. Too much straight of not taking the earrings out. - Okay. - And I started, I started getting on your level. And I remember I'd be in public. And I'd really like this. - Yeah. - I go for a little quick dig and I go. - Oh, I mean, right now it's pretty pungent. That is pretty pungent right now, dude. It hit this all time high where the kiloid and that bacterial stench was gone and it was pure just metallic. - Oh, like a 2006 bike. - You guys. - It sits outside of the thunderstorms for 20 years. - Be careful, that's in your bloodstream. You start peeing like that. So I smell like metallic when you pee. That's where I'm at right now, it's bad. - I think I might have crossed that threshold though. - Yeah. - The day I pissed it literally smelled like an aluminum camp. It smelled like I drank a soda then ate the can after it. - Yeah, it smelled like shit, man it's getting burned in there. Yeah, oh yeah, it gets going. - Yeah, but I just wanted to know it's the weirdest turn on you. Can we, can we, we've never done this. Can we go back and forth on this? I need somebody to confide in like therapy wise, right? - Yeah, baby girl. - I want to go back and forth and I want to see if you agree with me. Please, I think you're going to get hyped. Like, all right, we're both in relationships and we've never like really had relationship therapy. - Yeah, oh, okay. - What is the worst part about being a relationship? 'Cause I got to be honest. - Yo, like some relationship therapies. - Oh my god, okay, that's dude. - And I didn't know this. I've never really been in a relationship. This is my first one and I love my girl. It's great. - Yeah. - Except for the, oh, I hate every night. I gotta go fill up that water bottle. - Oh, welcome to the club buddy. Right now I'm making a six part sleep cocktail. Wait till you graduate to that. - What's your sleep cocktail? - Oh my god, I'm doing like tart cherry juice, the small cubed ice magnesium powder, four ounces of water, and a vitamin C pack on top. - So I just kick around. - Yeah, I go, you're like, I don't bring you a seven of them. - Oh, dude, it's so worth it. I never want to thought about this. If, why does every girlfriend need water so bad at night? Like, why do they become so deaf? - Why do I have to do it for you? - Who? - Go your own dreams. - It's like, hey, you know you're going to be thirsty before you get in this room. - Yeah, you're not. - You stop and you'll get that water. - Well, go to the fridge and hit the thing. - Oh, and guy for big, you bring back a water bottle, you don't put in one of those tin cans, aluminum things a day, like dive for, dude. - Oh my god, dude. - Okay, I don't know if you experience this, and it's not, it's not, it's not terrible. Anytime we leave the house, come to the mirror, we're taking a picture. And that's just, it's just something with that, I don't like, it's not a bad thing. You got memories, there's seven hundred pictures. There's seven hundred pictures in Livestown of me here, holding her here with this smile, and then she's holding, she's holding my little white zone. - Yes. - And she's going, and it's seven hundred. I was like, at what point are we just gonna, are these all gonna blend together? - Yeah. - Like, there's no difference. - There's no, I'm wearing the same thing in four of them. Like, yeah, this is, like, stop taking pictures of me. - And let's give you the disc of a different background. - There's a new mandate, ask me if I want to be in a picture, because I'm not, I'm not just going for it anymore. I'm not going for it, bro. - You know what else I hate? - What? - I hate, oh, this is it. - I hate how if I'm hungry, and I go get food, and I don't bring something back, I'm a domestic. - I don't understand, like, well, I'm the worst person on earth. If I decide to get myself food, you weren't hungry. - Okay, no, okay, I'll, I'll level with you. Did, did you even tell her you were getting food, though? - No. - Because why do I have to? - Dad, it could be, you don't have to, but that could be some shady. - No. - Oh, you're rolling dice, buddy. - But why? - 'Cause she's gonna go like this, oh, I'm so tired of sleep, you're gonna let your guard down, she's gonna go. - Sleep? - Like, you need to, you need to, just, you gotta announce it. Hey, I'm pretty, hungry, I am going to get food, I'm a grown man with my own car, my own money. I'm gonna go buy food, do you want something? Then if it's a no, there's nothing, but if you just go, you're not on the wrong, I'm just saying there's an open-ended, - No, no, it's a good thing, it's, I'll go. Spin hundreds of dollars on groceries. I have packed this house with groceries you like eating groceries I don't so I'm gonna go get this great. Yes I'm gonna go get this double quarter pounder. Oh, I'm gonna come back. I come back in the house hot meal Where's mine? Eat the apple that I just bought you It's your kimchi. What are the hell it is? Yeah, you're so hellbound on your meal prep eat that oh So you brought up food, right? Yeah, I brought up food this this might be This might be my number one. Oh god of all of them. Okay, tell me What is it? We're gonna go get food? We're gonna door dash whatever it is. Hey babe. What do you feel like eating? Oh? I don't know. Oh, I know I've played this game for eight years. She was known really doesn't matter you pick. Oh, dude. Oh, no, you're about to give me You're ready here. Oh here comes the pitch. Yeah, I go awesome Jersey Mike. She goes thinking Taco Bell dog Get said what you want it. Just say the top goes Oh god dude. Oh my god. I'm not Chevin. I'm not seven. This isn't the back and forth. I think my knuckles bleed. Oh Wow, that was a dint house Wow, that is very dense. Oh, his hands hurting so much After touching that is The boys. Oh god that house is thick. Oh, no, he's hitting her. He broke his wrist Oh, oh wow, no, I don't care about where we go babe. I don't care. I don't care where we go. All right. I'm gonna get this Oh, I'm not really feeling that. Oh You oh wow, I've fully canceled a reservation for it. I swear to God. I really said where do you want to go? She said I don't care. I think I did uh, I think I did like an Italian spot. She was like oh babe We had pasta early this week. I said I'm staying inside. I said we're not going You can take my okay. I'm gonna say right here dude last thing. Oh my god. Why? Why if you want to go to Starbucks right or if you want to go get ice cream and We go I'm like okay. I'll drive us to go get ice cream and You order and you look at me. What are you getting? And I say nothing? Why am I the worst person ever? Yeah, I'm that I'm not evil. He's like really you're gonna make me eat this by myself You wanted it. You wanted it not me. I go I want nothing. She goes all right eight-holt and I go oh That's not fair. I don't want the coffee. I don't even want to be in this car with you But I drove you and I'm swiping my card and I'm the worst person ever. It's funny That's how I feel Dude that's how I feel could we do this like we need to and I'm like a lie. You said you had one more. I'm going one more too Okay, Olivia is my absolute best friend. I love her more than anything. So this is a 50 50. Yeah The amount of phone calls I get a day from my wife. No, no, no, no, it is bad. No, it's bad No, it's bad. Now you need to put on a recession. The reason I say it's 50 50 I love the fact that if you have a problem or something. Yeah, you are calling the the leader of our covenant spiritual leader the man of the house Like you you you rely on me. I love that. Yeah, I love that and I feel like I have to feel that sense of need and it gives me purpose I don't need you to call me Said for you to tell me you have a dingleberry and it's hard time coming out I don't need you to call me to tell me that Taylor got broken up with on the show I don't need you to call me to show me my son when I kissed him on his head this morning when I left I don't need that. I don't need oh my god. Oh my god. When you have a kid. Oh my god I know it's gonna be some years when you have a oh my god when you have a kid dude. Oh Wow, oh When you have a kid when you have a kid if you if you don't every five minutes go God that kid's amazing. You're you're an absent father You're an absent father You might as well pack up and leave because it is We will be we were on for God's sake. We were on her birthday Stakation and she goes have you talked to Bubba and I said no, I said I've had three old fashions in some With you is that no, I've talked to Bubba and she goes, why do you do that? I was like do what? Why do you not call your son? I'm here with you He's 40 minutes away It's like I don't need so he's with someone we trust. I'll call him later. She goes yeah, I guess we're just different And I'm gonna be like yeah, I guess we are like I don't know that makes me a bad dad I don't need it. It's definitely a motherly thing and that's not a shot against women I don't need to see my son, but that's how you are with everything though You're very like not that way if pierced in talk to me for a year. Oh, if I was no parade I beg God thank you Jesus Oh my god you do listen to my parents Okay, if Pearson talked me for a year and on day 36. He called me. I'd be like what's up? You look like that You know that's just me as a black. I don't I am the least as a person. Did you just as a black man? Did I say that? No, you said just me as a black man. I did not say that. I said me as a person No, you didn't you said you said me as a black man Whatever if I didn't I don't think I'm supposed to slip. I think I just might have been internal I don't think I said that You don't dare you feel me right? I go come on dog Oh, there's no way I said that if I did he said come out. I want to take my black I'll see y'all then I'm taking my black sleeve No, but that I am the I am I might be the least in need of reassurance Yeah, now outside of my wife my wife. I do. I like reassurance from her because it's a different thing Everyone else in my life parents friends family like I do not need You to tell me we're we're still good. We're locked in it's like because of my mind if we didn't if we didn't fall out Yeah, we're good. We're good But we say all that to say that we we have to door my wife. I love her to death So that's probably gonna get clipped and then there's gonna be comments the woman activists. We love you Yes, I love then then you shouldn't be with her then you should get your own water do it every day No, but I love all women not like that. I love my wife. I don't love all women. There's some I don't There's actually a lot of ones. It's suck, but women are great water malinas out there all the water malinas out there Oh, my god. Oh, yeah dude in the strawberries. Yeah, if you didn't look so good, you'd be a witch Well, I want to say dude. Yeah, my girl's my best friend. I would I would love to I didn't rather with anybody else, but I mean can I say one more thing though? We should definitely do that once a month. No, no it that feels good. I feel seen. I feel like liberating dude Because mostly type for our whole friendship. I've been single talking about being like me being a whore and stuff Yeah, and that was the first time we've been over to like really why really is that's a that's a revelation for us That's unbelievable. Does it feel good? Yeah, no, I felt really good now. I'm worried about whenever this video plays in my house Yeah, I'm kind of I was immediately thinking about the backlash from that - oh, you know what I was doing Oh, maybe I have a PowerPoint on that. I'm gonna go good sit there real good Like so would be like this No, I love making your drink babe. I love making your water You got to know you got to know the go to though babe. It's it's a podcast. You know we're we're making jokes Yeah, we're making jokes. You know, I don't mean that come on since she walks away take my phone. I'm like Oh, that's my favorite thing to do. Oh, I always just oh come on. You know it's a joke. Oh, yeah. No, it's not You go. Oh my god. That came from beneath my heart. 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Oh my god This is like the biggest story right now underground city for the dolphins are for the for the humans underwater city for the dolphins I assume so basically what happened in Florida there was a man found it like on the shore of a beach dehydrated Dechevilled right the shares came and picked him up right as soon as they picked him up You they said he was like super dehydrated all messed up. He started drawing diagrams He said he saw these diagrams whenever he got kidnapped by dolphins He said these dolphins kidnapped him and took him 40 feet underwater to where they were building this underwater city He said this these dolphins had a leader the leader dolphin his name was Gerald (laughing) - Stop funny. - Yes it is. - So the Gerald? - Yes. - And so he said that they communicated with him and he clicks. - Yes. And he said, and so obviously you're thinking, how the hell was he 40 feet under water and could breathe? - Yeah, yeah. - He said that they built these water bubbles around him for him to breathe. - Gerald built the human Floridian Man, a water apparatus to breathe. And basically they kept him down there to help build this underwater city. He said it was like hours, hours. They kept him down there. And he said, oh that's a piece of shit. See, you're knocking out three hours. (laughing) Gerald, you don't got better blueprints than this. - The hell? - So then he said that his work, what they needed him for, what they brought him down for was done. So they brought him back up, right? He said that they were gonna call him back down whenever they needed him. - What the fuck? - Does that mean they're calling back down? - Yes. - Gerald's like. (laughing) - See, you think you guys like, oh. - He starts walking to the beach. - So you think it's crazy. Obviously to anybody, when you first hear that, this guy is crazy. - Yeah, he's on heavy hard drugs. - Well, the medical staff took him in, right? To treat him for dehydration and obviously mental things and see what's going on. Where was this guy at? What's wrong with them? They tested him, right? For dehydration, they retreating him. They said he had no signs of mental impairment, no mental disorders or disabilities and nothing was wrong with his brain. They said they found seawater, like in his lungs. Then they said they found like, I forgot what it's called, like corals or something, all inside of his body, showing that he was in a deep part of the water. What in the hell? - Yeah. So how do you feel about this? - Now I have to deep dive this. - Dude, I have to go home and deep dive this. - Whenever I heard this, obviously I was like, this guy is insane. - Who the, name the King Dolph and Gerald? That's my biggest thing. - That's the craziest part about this? - That arguably is the wildest thing. - Now that there's an under a water dolphin world though. - No, that's insane, we're gonna touch on it, but why is the King named Gerald? Of all names. - Dude. - You couldn't get some sick, clicky name? - I don't know, but Gerald, would you not respect the Gerald? I don't respect any fucking dolphin, but Gerald makes you kind of lame, I'm like, oh wow. - Okay, at first, I was like, this guy is crazy. - He's like Titan. - But once the medical staff treated him and tested him and they said, we don't know how all this salt water and all this stuff is in him. And they have no signs of mental problems at all. I'm kind of believing this Florida man, building this dolphin city under water. - Dude, it's Florida, bro. They always got some Florida always has crazy shit. They probably invented a new drug that doesn't pull up on the scans of something like that. 'Cause there's no way that was abducted. First off, had they abducted him? - Dolphins are have arms. - If you know anything about dolphins, dolphins get what they want. - Oh, they get what they want, cute little creature, but I'm saying. - They're cute, but they are violent. - Yeah, but they take-- - No wonder they needed an opposable thumb and hands build the city, they don't have their own arms. - Yeah, but-- - There's slab and bricks together like this, there's like, have you never seen the stories of dolphins like helping people up to shore or like saving people from drowning, they can move humans if they want to move humans. - No, they can, but like, I'm saying was he already like, significantly off the shore, tread water, swim and practice and pray and do whatever he needed to do. - Doesn't matter? - Does it matter how dolphins are talking, built a breathing apparatus, or building a city, that's the-- - That's the-- - That's the question you should be asking. You're asking where was this swimming at? - No, they're all linked. I'm saying, how'd they get, bro? He was probably in the water, and then they're like, oh, we need him, come here. I believe it, what do you feel? - I mean, obviously, I don't believe it all. - Really? - But I want to, you know me, I love a good, I love a good little freaky-- - I think if there's any sea creature that could do that, it would have to be dolphins or so smart. - They seem very sweet, too. - They seem-- - They're not. - Well, I mean, the kidnap to me. - Yeah, and they do other things. - They do, do your own research. - Oh, they do. - That's why I said they'll get what they want. - Oh, well, they're a little predatory. - No, that's a great point, if I've seen these. - Yeah, sea dolphins take. - Yeah, they'll be like, oh, take a picture of 20 bucks. That dolphin's just looking at, wait, just waiting on a tank. Anyway, but this, so, okay, my thing is, you know what they need to do? Like, for, okay, dude. - Yeah, what do they need to do? - Once in the history of mankind. No punk government law enforcement. No officials, no permits. - Someone needs to strap Gerald's a king. - Someone needs to, what, do we have the name on the gun? - No, it's just Florida man. - It's nameless, okay, we'll call him Mike. - Someone needs to, I'm talking GoPro on his ankle, ankle monitor on the other ankle, GoPro on the head. Some, like, as much information grabbing technology, we can apply. - As much surveillance on the Florida man. - And throw his back to the dolphin series. - So you're saying that the gun-- - Do you wanna see it? - So you're saying the government should put surveillance on this Florida man. - You're saying, do not get the government involved. - Who, who should do it? - Independent researchers. - Yeah, third party. - No. - Bro, 'cause if the government doesn't, we never get to see it. I wanna live through Mike and meet King Gerald myself. - See, you're already a step behind. I think the government is working with the dolphins. I think the dolphins, if any creature you should work with in the sea, it should be dolphins. - Really? - Because of double agents. - They are double agents. - They look cute. - They look cute. - They'll get what they want and they know what they're doing. - Yeah, they're Sergeant Brody. - I mean, they-- (laughing) - I mean, Sergeant Brody. - I finished that. - You did season three? - Season three. - Brody, I think I'm done. - I think I'm done. - You like Brody that much? - No. - I kinda thought that too though. I was like, wow. I was like, I was really invested three seasons deep and now he's spoiler alert. - Spoiler alert for a second's layoff. - For a show called The Homelander. - No. - That's not it. - It's just homeland. - Just homeland. - Can I say something about the escape pod real quick? - Whoa. - Can I say something I talked to CJ about this? They mentioned us. - They did? - During an ad read. - What? - I was like, really? I was like, you can't talk about us for a second. It's like, no, I appreciate the nod and I'm actually a big fan of them. - I have a big fan. I like this. - Like the fucking comments like, oh my God. How do you feel about the escape pod mentioning you and I was like, good, like, I wanna go watch it. So I went and watched, I watched the whole episode and it was like at the 54 minute mark. So I watched the whole thing. And then they were doing an ad read for like, like, some about, or a Rage A product. - They're like, download, and it's like, by the way, love you. - That's useful, Rage, it's like, that's a good race. - Wait, what do you might have to mute that too? - What? - I don't know. - Isn't that like a credit app? - Yeah. - Yeah, we'd have to mute it. But, well, I didn't even mean anything. - No, no, but I was implying racism, 'cause you assume that Rage A's not go this finances. - Oh, no, I was saying that. Like, I already had the fuck before you said, Rage A. - Oh, no, yeah, no. - No, but they were doing like an ad read, and then it was like for headphones or something. And it was like, yeah, you can listen to the Usano podcast. I appreciate those very sweet. - Oh, that's cool. - Talk about me a little more. - Hat guy. - Yeah, come on, Hat guy. I said, there I laugh. I'm cheek-to-cheeked behind the phone. - Yeah, I was, I was DMing both of them, and I felt like I was cheating a little bit. 'Cause I was saying the same thing to both, and I was like, - He said, I was gonna pinning in you. - Also, Leo's scappy. (laughing) - There's like a new thing. I just call that if you want. - Yeah, if you want. - Dude, yeah, funny enough. So Leo's scappy goes to the same gym as our head of operations, K-Rob and our editor, CJ. They ran into him at that gym. And so K-Rob FaceTime knew Leo's scappy on the phone. Now Leo said, ooh, you weren't excited enough whenever he flipped the phone. And I said, okay, I'll try again. They flipped the phone, and I got super excited. And he goes, no, show me your, and so I refilled my chest to Leo's scappy in a public gym. - As you should? - And I witnessed a guy behind going like this. - They said, oh, dude, it's pink. - Oh, they're like, oh, we're going blind. Oh, I have something else to say about that book. I gotta tell you off camera. Not about Leo, but about something that happened to South by Southwest. Yeah, it was crazy. You ready to get us out of here? - And that was pop culture, Peyton Acap. - Pop culture, Peyton Acap. - Bow! - Get us, get us, get us, get us, get us, get us, get us, get us. Oh, get us, get us, get us, get us, get us, get us. All right, all right, get us burger dress. We going and getting cold. Yeah, we're gonna go, and I want that little, uh. Yeah, I want Poker Hunters playing on my pole. I don't know if I can say that, but it's slow. Yeah, I'm on a roll, but there's no jelly. I'm gonna go into the store, what the hell is? Yeah, I want to call you, call me on my cellar. I'm gonna go and play with Cam's Big Old Ballet. (laughing) Appreciate each and every single one of y'all coming back episode two, oh, nine. 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Yeah, don't don't type the whole thing It's a D and a B and an S Um, all right guys remember one of the tink wall barriers stomach in a Christmas, and we will see you Next time What yeah, no, yeah, a million years right room my names came I'm making sure that my Travis Scott's are showing and I make so much money I hold my shoe like this every time no matter what you're doing. It's gonna be like a cold clothes out here, but I have a question Okay, this is new. This is interesting plants breathe, right? Like plants are alive, so they breathe. So isn't that like against what vegans want? Isn't that like a factual statement? I don't think a I don't think they breathe plants breathe Plants have lungs. No, but they breathe differently. They breathe like through their Their their their stem pores, or I don't know what it's called I also don't think the I don't think the end all be all for a vegan is if something breathe. I thought vegans don't eat things that are alive Yeah, I don't think I don't think I don't think vegans eat things that are alive. Correct. I don't take. Yeah, they eat I mean what's the whole person? Do you consider a russet potato alive? Is it a plant? Potato it was before when if it was in the ground it was alive That's like where like what does a potato is does a potato know? It's a potato. Does a potato have a conscience? Oh, so the souls is what you depict on sentience like he said I don't know what sentience those say that to me like I know what sentience is like You're a living thing like you can like oh, I'm gonna. I'm gonna take a step. I can walk. I'm I'm moving I want to gather reproduce like a you're Potato potato and a baby. So you're saying so you're saying if there's a dumb pig out there It doesn't matter. No, it's still a pig. It might be a little dumb But pigs don't know the species got people the little. Yeah, we got care up. But pigs don't know their pigs Pigs and other pigs you think a pig knows it's a pig You think animals don't know. It's an animal. No, I don't think a monkey wakes up and it goes Oh, I'm on a rangatang. No, I don't think so you're out of your god for shaking mind. Oh, how do you know that then? How do you know a snake goes? They don't talk Crippets and other crickets them's you saying they know what they are I don't even think that is of importance. You just said that you said that's what makes a senteal being no sentient and not senteal and a Awakeness being caught like a cricket nose. Oh, it's like woke A cricket nose it has to go eat this plant whatever to survive. No, it doesn't it does not know that why do they eat? Why does anyone eat a second nature? You don't think monkeys get hungry. Yes, I know they get hungry Being you know they get hungry which means they know they have to go eat which means they know when they wake up They got to do there's a checklist. So how does a plant? I know plant nose. They need water plants know they need son That's they know that a russet potato knows it needs son. That's a plane keeps saying plants. What do you think Venus fly traps? Yes, they eat they know they need to eat exactly so they know so they have a conscious of they know they need to eat flies And they need graphs of when anything comes to my mouth come here. Mm-hmm lunch. Yeah, that's a So, you're so it's so it's not all so you're saying so you're saying Venus 50 so you're saying Venus fly traps are the same as monkeys That's what you're saying because they both know they need to eat No, but that's that was one example of monkey knows its family a monkey has family and a monkey can feel love and sadness No, they try to put on a punch to make us feel that punches. I know what's going on punch is adorable A cute animal, but it doesn't know absolutely knows its mom. No, it doesn't know kangaroo knows its parents it jumps in that little No, it doesn't know that's my mom. It knows that's what I like that's a natural connection I have to this thing because it doesn't know what mom and dad is it does not know what that is that's a American No, no, I think you are out of your mind. You don't so they know their birthdays. So kangaroo is not the birthdays if Ruby had puppies You don't think who's Ruby they don't know Ruby my dog if my dog Ruby had puppies You don't think those puppies with no rubies mom. No, they would know that's my food source You're out of your mind. No, that's a fact. They know that's a food source. They know that's a providing source They don't know that's a fact. Who prove that fact? I've talked to animals. Oh, oh So clearly they literally so does does my dog think I'm its dad because it's never met its parents my dog is never met its parents No, it knows your its care lover and provider exactly. They don't know what mom and dad is they know what their food sources and their survival source is I think you are I mean, I think you're so do low on this journey I think you're I just cooked I cooked with hot I don't I don't I don't I don't pick on them up on my it's gone again Imagine setting your makeup then forgetting it's even theirs meet new grippy setting mist from Mavily New York Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all-day comfy grip No tightness. No stickiness. No residue. Just plump Dewey hydrated skin that still feels like your skin try new grippy setting mist from Mavily New York Maybe it's Maybelline.