Explosive Situations!

Okay, walk up, walk up. Welcome. What's up? Damn, dude? What's up, guys? Welcome back to the Dope Usual podcast. My name is Thomas Dopeus, y'all, whatever you want to call me, it's my co-host, Marty O'Neal. What's up, guys? What's up? Sorry. I'm in that mode of like, I'm awake. My eyes feel like this. I don't know. I've been dabbing all weekend. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hi. How are you guys doing? This is our first time trying to film and what? Raw? Guys, this is our first time ever filming in a flat picture profile. You're looking at logs footage, which means for our videographers out there, I always just filmed straight out of camera. How it looks is what you get when you film log, you're preserving greater detail on the footage, but it looks all flat and weird while you're filming it. You have to color grade it afterwards. You have to know what you're doing. Hopefully you guys let us know. Do we look any different? I'm all white. I'm tan as fuck. How do we look? It's fucking just done. Turn it off. So yeah, we're filming the first time like that. We're trying it. Damn, you are pretty white in the user. Yeah, no, it gets no paste here than me on some on some log footage, guys. Wow. I'm sorry to call you with that. That motherfucker looks log. Like you look sick. You look here and log. I like that when black guys are like kind of white and pale like that. Well, that's a black. That's a log black guy. Yeah, like he's like lights came like Steph Curry. He's a log. That's my new. Thank you. I got some new. I'm going to stay on stage and one guy's going to go. Yeah, one dude one. Okay, woke up woke up. Welcome. What's up? Damn, dude? Okay, this entire weekend. I have just been fucking completely high wrecked. Dabbed out the whole time. So that's that's what's going on. Oh, sorry, guys, between us April. Dabber now. Oh, yeah, dabbing heroin, dude. We only we only dab heroin, but still technically dabbing. Here we go. Marry's going for that Jesse Pinkman look. Yeah, he wants that right that when you put your neck up and you see like the lines. It's off against. That's when fools are on opiate. That's how my pets later on the household day. And I just let you know. Family up her middle class family, that's what they got that Jesse Pinkman. Yeah, they're all just heroin out all the time on the couch, catnip with AC and a pool. Yeah, being a cat in Orange County School, man. Oh, fuck. Did you hear about the wild chicken and Orange County right now? Let's get you driving up here. So apparently in Garden Grover's a gas leak. The guys like, we have two options. Either it blows up or you die. Like, no, what else is going on that you guys need the town evacuated? It's an aerospace company. So all right, that's already that's confusing. Everybody's not knowing what that even means. Why are you guys having these chemicals at a aerospace company? But they put up like, I didn't even know about this. Josh from Dab told me about this shit. I sure got a text or something. Yeah, you live right there. I'm like, what do you mean am I evacuating? I thought there was a fire or something. But like, this is in North Orange County, but still there's a blast zone. They got a graph of the blast zone. They're like, okay, there's nothing we can do except try to call it down, but that's not going to work. So it's either going to explode or spill all over the place. Chemicals. I don't trust it. Yeah, it's definitely a weird thing where they evacuated the whole town. The guys going, the cops are going up and down the street evacuated immediately. What about you asshole? You're not going to blow up. You can just do that shit through text message. You don't really have to be on the street. A drone. What is happening to where you? Because the way I'm a principal and I'm a drug trafficker. And I'm like, yo, all my drug traffic guys are coming today at two o'clock and evacuate this school right now. There's no gas leak. Everybody get the fuck out now. This is this is some Gus Finn breaking bad shit for real. I can if a principal of a school. If a guy that runs the Walmart can get everybody out of the Walmart and get the cops and make everybody get out. What is the government going to do? Hey, there's a big UFO that is landed right in the fucking water by Garden Grove. We need an evacuation right now so we can get that out of the water. Why not? That's what I would do. It's my fucking land. I'm the government. You listen to me. I know what's really going on when you die. You don't know what's going on. You die. I shoot you pop up into the body. You restart. All shit. You respawn. That's what really happens. You respawn in a baby. Fuck. I mean, India. Shit. It's going to be a hell of a battle on this one. But they they go reset. Flash you think for men in black. You don't remember shit. You don't remember your bank account where all your money's at you. You're family. They go help you up. Nothing. Fuck. That's what past lives are when you have dreams go. Ah, shit. I had it way better than the last one. Damn. India is all about reincarnation and then like Buddhism and shit too. Right. So damn it. There it is. India is just full of World War II Germans. Like you guys. You guys are terrible things. You're coming back. If you can make it out, you can make it out to you. But you're going to live on trash. Rivers of trash. I'm just kidding. Sorry. India. You're not watching anyway. But still. Hey, watch us. That'd be cool. Billion. I mean, obviously definitely watch with us. But he I'm pretty sure lives in the nice part of the man. And I always talk about that because it's like the only third world country where it's like your third world is just it's because it's dirty. Clean that shit up dog. But 10 you got people coming over and clean up your house. You said we can say the same shit all day. And hopefully these motherfuckers do. No, there's parts of LA where people go. Hey, I live on the ground trash. Everyone else is not that bad. It's true. Yeah, it has bad because like I've been showing out in Malibu recently. It's pretty fucking vibing out there. Come on. I've been showing off the nicest place in America lately. Half of it's burned down because the government said, hey, some fucking fire is going on, dude. Like we need to get you out of your all reality like the Olympics are coming and we want this beach front property without having to pay you. So we're going to take all this and we're going to build gazebo's for all the fucking watch watch. You think I'm fucking wrong. No, I can spiritually theories with just common sense. There's what I'm into. Like that's what I would do. Yep. Done. And what's happening? Everything. I'm just going to leave it at that. Fuck, Gavin Newsom. I'll say, all right. I don't even apologize. He looks like the statue everybody. He looks like a loser. I don't like that guy. He's weird. I know nothing about the Spencer Pratt guy and I'm already down. I just saw him with a stencil having people going around LA and stencil with power washer spray his name into the street. And the reason it's showing because the streets are so filthy and there's so much piss and shit that when he sprays, it shows his name and it says if these streets were clean, this wouldn't happen. This motherfucker smart man. He's getting. Remember the other day, I'm like, yo, fill up all holes. Domino's did it. They sprayed their logo on every possible said, thank you. You're welcome from Domino's. That's what he's doing. I will support anybody making it better. That's it. I'm not like I said not in the politics, but our, our, our mayor is an idiot. She's a moron. And I think she doesn't really have anything controls. They're just like, you're the face. Okay. You're going to take the grunt of all the bullshit because nobody's going to like you because you're retarded. And I'll call her that and I don't care. She's dumb shut LA burned down. So I really burned to the fucking floor. And say, I remember we got a TV like they're just going to let it burn and everybody's like, they didn't let it burn. My homies in the National Guard. He and 16 other National Guard guardsman in trucks. They all have their own trucks. He's a firefighter tried to come down from Sonoma County. And they got turned away in Bakersfield because LA said we don't need the help. We got it. Even though they on TV saying we need all the help we can get. We're on fire. My homies got turned away and had to drive back to Sonoma County. Was it like 50 fire trucks from Oregon tried to come down. They all got turned away. What does that say? Let this place burn. We don't need your help. Shut up. Stop offering. Help show up. It's like when someone you don't want to spend the night. You have your homies spend the night and your other homies say, almost nothing I too. And your homies like, yeah, you should. But you don't want them to. And you're like, hey. The house is actually on fire, dude. We got under control, though, but you can take off, man. Like, wait, what are you talking about? Do you not want me here? That's what LA did. And it is what it is. I can't stop it. I'm not a contractor. Fuck. Speaking of fire. This lemon barrier. Speaking of fire. Oh, shout out to Piasso and Phil, cannabis brothers. They're in now in with random. They're now in Israel, legally, their weed brand. And they are, I'm not gonna say numbers. They are fucking crushing in the first month. No, no. Disgustingly crushing in the first month. I'll say this. All those Israelis are over there. High up Mexicans weed. Pretty cool. I've never heard of anything like that happen before. I asked me to go busy. Yeah, but yeah. Put you to work, dude. there's fields out there. I mean, shit, if you could do that show without going there. Yeah, they do shit to us without coming here, right. That's a good one. Fuck you guys. That was a good one from political topics. That was good. Little weatherman. Here ago. What you got there? Z3 Fugazi and. Ah, Skywalkrogy. Okay. What's been going on with you guys? I'm doing a little recap. Okay. What's going on in the past week? I started filming all content, microcontent. I have about 700 clips of my phone have been filming. Just clip, clip. To be three hours, I need to transfer all my clips from my phone to my computer last night because the airdrop. I got to find a faster way. I film a hard drive. I did. A hard drive? Yeah, you plug it right in. They have a magnet on the back. They drive the mags there. I'll try that today. I started filming myself again. I did just did two vlogs, solo filming, POV filming, old school filming and it feels awesome. It's so sick. So I've been doing a lot of that lately. What's been going on guys? Last week, last week was a very eventful. Let's talk about it. Okay. I had a lot of filming going down last week. Friday had a bunch of filming. Then Saturday. All right. Let's have a guys. I am fixing my sleep schedule finally. I slept for eight and a half hours of the day. And my bot. I think I have sleep man. Yeah. No one's ever seen that. Rosie doesn't say that. But like, I slept for eight and a half hours and it says you had 28 minutes of deep sleep. And Roger's like, it's a heart rate thing. Man. Okay. So I'll talk about that. Anyway, Friday night, I slept like three hours. Maybe Rosie went to her said woke up, slept like three hours came here immediately picked up OT. Hella early in the airport came here filmed chill with OT all day. We dabbed and smoked weed all damn day, basically. Um. And the reason OT was here because Nate D is invited him to the fight. Right. And he's like, y'all, be with us. Self come with me. It's the first time it's the fool's ever been to the airport by himself. Like, oh, yeah, I guess that's true. You always have a team with you. So. I think it's full up. We do the podcasts here. Go back to my house. We go chill. Go to the fight. I don't really drink that much. OT don't drink at all. We both just, we looked at each other like, I'll take a drink and he's like, hi. No, let me, let me restart this. Marty, you've been to meet with me to cannabis cups. If you guys been to cannabis cups and see me at a cannabis cup, you know, I have a thousand fucking people trying to take a picture. It just is what it is. It's constant. It's constant. It's awesome. OT usually has a team. Now, motherfucker's famous. He says a team security, back way entrance. For some reason, they're like, yo, here's a parking lot across the street to the VIP parking lot. Okay. I call him parking. I'm like, do we have to walk across the street with everyone through the crowd into the line? Not like on some boozey shit. Awesome. This motherfucker's famous. We're never getting through this line. He's the only Mexican in this entire town with a cowboy hat on. I forget his famous. I just started. Yeah. I forget to it. I'm like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right. Uh, all right. I'll wait right here. Do you think? Is that everywhere I'm with people though? It's like, I'm like, I'm sorry. Give me a minute. Like, okay, I'll take these 80 pages real quick. Don't wait. I'll be right there. And be on the other side of it. I'm like, oh, this takes forever. This is straight on you. It's almost like this. And I'm sitting there, like, trying to keep an eye, like, cause there's no security. There's no nothing. I know it's not like, I'm not a security guard. But I'm like, just keep an eye on like, motherfucker's plot and they're doing weird shit. Even though I'm the highest shit. I'm like, I'm looking around. Like, we're good, right? We're good. Cause we're going back to my car. If we're getting robbed, if you're getting robbed, I'm getting robbed. You know, like, we're together. It's just me and you in a car. So, we got the car. I'm like, are you ready? Oh, this is gonna suck. Go down. And it's just instant by barding, which is fine. He's really good at, like, you're walking me. He's good at that. I'm not good at that. Welcome. Take a picture. I, it's good at overturning, overturning, overturning. We get in and I'm like, oh, no, I'm kind of walking with my shoulder in front of him a little bit. Just to block any other kind of like, oh, man, we got to get in there. Like, this is going to take fucking ever. And it did. We get across the street. Fine. I'm like, oh, let's go through this crowd. We start walking to the crowd in the main line, waiting line for our tickets. And I'm like, this is going to fucking suck. And then this old lady came out of the security guard, an older woman just like, hey, bring him this way. I'm like, thank you. So my head came here. I'm like, let's look at him through crowds. Like, just hell of people around. I'm just looking at him, trying to catch eyes. And then he did it and then she walks through the back way. I think fucking God. And then we walked through the back way. I have all stacks of joints in my pocket. They didn't search piano. It was so sick. We walk in and we get in there. I mean, I'm meeting fans. There's shit too. People, you know, obviously, but not like famous guy where I'm like, dude, that sucks, man. That sucks. You can't even walk. And it's not even fans. It's like, you can tell when some people are just like, who is that? Who is that? We get a picture of them. I can see him like, Oh, bitch. You don't know who that is. Just taking a picture of that fucking lane. Who does that old foreign people? They go, ah, they take their daughter. Who is this? That's like an old person thing. Anyway, we were sitting. We go to sit down. We sit down. And there's no security. Just like everyone in the stadium can walk up to the front row and just take pictures. Like, dude, it got to the point where I'm like, oh, guys, we're trying to watch this fucking line. Go sit down, please. It got to the point where what the fuck people were just walking up. Why do you guys were sitting down? So here's like this, the ring. We're right behind the ring. There's big sections, right? And then you know, the rest of the crowd, like up in the stands, but people were, they just, they just created and make them stop. And then to the first is sitting right in front of us. We're talking to him. And he had a meet and greet line. The whole time. I mean, no lie, you met 500 people at least walking up a whole line while the fights are going everything. And I was like, this is a little unorganized guys. Like, motherfuckers want to watch the fight. The people behind Tony Ferguson can't see because it's a meet and greet line. Like, fuck, it was fine. No, nothing. It was fine. Anyway, sit there. I look at him. You want to get a drink? I'm like, all right. He goes, you get a drink, comes back. I take one sip. Like, this is not a, this is not, this is no, like, there's only liquor in here, dude. There's what the fuck is this? And I'm like, this is the strongest failure drink I've ever had in my life because they're like, oh, they're fans. Like, I know their fans. They hooked. There's a quadruple shot. I looked at my pineapple and it was fucking clear. There's a little yellow. I'm like, oh. Anyway, after one, I'm like, I'm a little buzzed. That's, that was at least four to five shots because I don't get fucked up off a couple. We drank like three or four of those back to back. So about half within the fights. I'm like, are you saying, I'm fucked up. Me too. What? What stop? Let's stop. And we'll just, just a beaver sitting over there next to us. I'm like, oh, man, try your hi. But he also, I'm like, I'm not going to go buggy for, but also try your hi, sick. Fights were cool. Everything was great. Fights were sick. Leaving was a little ordeal because everyone's leaving at the same time. So like, we're just walking and taking pictures and not stopping because if we stop, it just crowd. If you stop, there's a crowd, dude. And like, we're walking up in the ramp. Instead of stairs up the ramp and we get to the top and we realize, like, oh, this parking lot's so packed because everybody's coming out and when they come out, they walk in front of that parking lot. So you can't drive out every car is taking like three to four minutes to get out and there's three, four hundred cars. Me and that will sat for an hour by my car to wait for the traffic to die now. And the pictures and this shit just did not stop. It just never stopped. Which is fun. Like, damn, dude, this is. For like, dude, did it seem empty in there? That's what they kept saying. Everybody kept saying, why are you lying, protecting them? Why are you lying saying it was full? I think you paid. I don't own that company. I'm just telling you what I saw. I saw and everybody was like, and some guy was talking shit to me. No, there's not. I sent a video in the, in the Twitter, like, this video shows it's like, nah, I'm showing you the video. What do you want me to say? It was packed. Oh, okay. That everybody's like, well, those are just fake lights. Each chair lights up and does like the flash. When I was at the roast, they had them, those were wristbands, but these ones were on those chairs. It was fully fucking packed, packed, wall to wall. And it was like, it's all empty. Why are you coming after me? People are so fucking stupid and like, got nothing to do with their lives that they're looking at me. Just because you get free tickets, don't mean you got a live form. First off, asshole. I don't know if they're free OT invited me. Second, what do I have to lie about? It's, I don't know, Jake Paul. You think I got money off this? There's no stakes in this for me to lie. Even if, even if it was my company and it was my shit, and we didn't fill up, I'd be like, yeah, we didn't win a sellout. I don't lie. I don't sure, go shit to not embarrass myself, motherfucker. I have talked about horrible things on the internet. Yeah, you think I'm afraid of saying when I fuck up dickhead I've smoked meth by accident extensively talked about it Anyway, oh yeah, I have nothing to let Marty was packed wall-to-wall pack-packed And then what was it like seen like Nadia's around a rosy fight and shit Oh, that was my other real question that run a rosy fight seems so goofy and like such a money grab the other girl Has it fought 17 years? They said yeah Like it didn't seem like that should it even happen. It was a liar. That was stupid. It was stupid That was his name Francis Nagandu. I mean, he's a fucking monster. He's big dude. Oh, oh fire Anyway, he's gonna scare his people on her scary dude Watch the whole fight walking back and we did that go back to my house that we're gonna go meet the ideas at this like You guys you fucking lame. Let me say that you guys that go to these things are fucking lame Imagine like the super bad house party like a regular house party But it's like in Santa Monica on the corner of all these like stores and Businesses and nightclubs except this guy does like kept his house is on the whole blog He's at the whole house, but it's a nightclub at night He turns into a nightclub. We're like a hangout, but it's like people playing pool hanging out by the tree It's a backyard. It's a house party, but you have to Pay and wristband to get in Anyway, I have my jar on my hand because fuck it right I have it in my hands curious checking me because he's like and I was like nothing in my pockets I'm like I bet you didn't see the jar my hand. I don't know why I'm like he's just not gonna see it because who would just hold the jar in their hand And then I'm like they's about to let me go. Hey Can't take that in like, oh, you almost fuck. I almost got it. I'm like, what do you mean man? He's like can't take it They will let OT in like you have to have shoes With fucking sandals and no shirt And then I do you you got to have shoes we know there's no there's no way around it another guy came up Like all right, what's your famous power? Yeah Cool and then we went in and they're like y'all go put that weed away all I did was Dumped all the weed into my pocket bear like fucking tauts from Put all these nugs in my pocket and was like oh man put it away and they just let me in the world join standing there Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here man. Is this NADS a shit? No, NADS like he's gonna go there for an after party So I'm standing there and this is what I do at a house party ready That's me all the time. I did that for about 45 minutes. That's a good bit right there is you guys ready to party That was pretty much the whole thing you just scooting out of people's way That's what I do my whole life. Oh, I'm sorry and then everybody's sitting there. I go like everybody's 20 All these people are like fucking 19 No big deal. I'm like I am I Didn't want to be here when I was 19. I don't want to be here now and I'm looking OT like are you looking at me? Without talking me in this he's a he's a good friend of mine like I can I know what's he's gonna say without saying and he's the same with me. I look at him and That's like you want to leave as soon as NADS gets here I'm like, yes, and I went on my ass and he's like we should leave a second NAD kids here Say he hates that shit too, so I'm just like Just so happens we do that at every event As soon as the guy gets there. Yep. Yep. I told you like last time I went to an event I won't say who last time guys. I went to an event a couple months ago Walked in I told Rosie I parked in the front door paid the guy like can I leave my car in the front? Yeah, there's gonna be more going That shirt running. Thank you. I walked up with Everybody's looks like Zoolander model party in here. I don't fit in Don't fit in anywhere, but like Like I just open shirt Did you imagine guys shirts open and unbuttoned dude he went out like that. This is not the place for me, man Like that pitch has a heel like I Walk up I walk into this record release party walk in the second I take one step in I walk into the person that invited me the artist. I'm like. Hey like oh, what's all think a picture? I'm like Yeah, for evidence Like yo, there's drinks. There's everything. I'm a mingle Mike. Thank you for inviting us turns around as the person turns around You're in the mail. I started walking down the stairs and I looked at Rosie And I waited for the person to right we should start taking a picture and then the person went Right down the fucking stairs. I think the valet goes Like here. I'll pay you still He moved the car He's supposed to park in a couple spaces up to like not block the door Damn I'm still excited about it dude. That was like two months ago high-level shit right there You still had your whole night You're out of there feeling like you know me and Kobe game seven. You're just fucking like this Oh, I even took a flyer in case that person got too drunk. 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Let's go But did you show an idea? Sorry, there we go At the spot Nate Diaz comes everybody. I'm just not one of those guys Everybody the entire place trying to take a picture of the ideas everybody the spot's trying to hang like shake his hand everybody I would rather it be like an a random spot where I chill and go ahead. Let's smoke a joint. Well nice to meet you man I met him before him we before but like so is a lot of people and you know his Severe head drama right now remember another fat Mexican from California So he's like in a circle everybody's talk while talking standing right next to me, but I'm not gonna fuck it. We're all smoking the shit and Everybody's taking pictures everybody's like fucking trying to get paid so I'm just leaving him alone. You stand next to us for fucking 30 minutes We're trying to take a picture. I get that picture for some reason guys. I don't know how to take pictures somebody took a picture Six of them were blurry one of them half of us were in the shot So I have a picture. I even posted it. I have it though. It's me Nate Diaz and fucking O.T. We're smoking a joint and I look at O.T. He's like I'm gonna take a picture We were doing this the whole time No, no wall to wall wall to wall shoulder shoulder and I'm gonna buy O.T. like Don't move. I won't move. I mean nobody go around this and I'll just stand in this corner All I'm thinking this sounds like I got a flight the San Francisco in five and a half hours So I keep thinking like I have to go home pack girls try to sleep disgusting So we leave there right after graduate done bounce Go back to my house O.T.s flights at five we get back at four He has to be at the leave of the airport at five. I just leave the airport at seven. I Have to download a bunch of videos Export Marty again. I have to export a bunch of videos. So take me an hour and a half to export my videos So I export everything. It's now five thirty. He just left and I'm like I'm gonna sleep my car. I'll be here at seven I slept for exactly 70 minutes. All right, that's what I said on my watch woke up. I'm like, okay I feel disoriented and I drank in the middle of the day all day yesterday. Never slept. This is disgusting So then you're going to do comedy. I'm going to do a comedy show in San Francisco that night in San right? It's six in seven in the morning. My show's a seven at night. I Have a flight. I'm gonna get there for six hours left. It's my mom's birthday. We're gonna hang out all day Hang out all the next day. It was all planned. I get to the mother fucking airport on time I get to the fucking airport. Are you ready? Fuck Delta Airlines. Fuck you guys. I get to the airport put my thing in there. Michael is a long line I'm gonna go pay the guy at the front for the front check in so I can skip this line. We'll pay him because You have to pay or you can do it for free. I'm like, I always pay, I need to hurry up. And he goes, hey, man, you're tickest I'm working. Yeah, well, come on. Like, no, no, it's not work. I look at rockets. I'm a tickest I'm working. What? And the guy I talked to the lady, she goes, oh, he's going to the helpline. I go to the helpline. It's fucking 900 people long, spilling out into the hallway. You know, I'm gonna miss my flight. She says, yeah, you're gonna miss your flight, but you have to go to the helpline, go. What? Say it again and tell me if you're not stupid. And I went, that's fucking stupid. I'm leaving. And I just got to, you can uber to your desk and to your terminal now. It's called uber curbside, but it's so much more expensive. 'Cause you're not allowed to uber into the airport. You're to pick up, you have to go to the uber drop-off line. Sometimes that line's 45 minutes long. So if you want to pay more, you can just get picked up right into terminal. Yes, it was $249 for me to get to my house. It was $65 to get there because it was curbside. So I'm sitting there fucking furious that I have to leave the airport. Get a Rocco's car and now drive six and a half hours instead of just flying 35 minutes. One hour. So I'm like, okay, I'll still have four hours to the show. Three hours to the show. I can sleep for about 45 minutes. Get up, get ready. I'm like, I have not slept. Fuck, they wouldn't give me my money back because I didn't wait in the helpline. Even though I wouldn't miss a flight. And then Rosie got it back 'cause she showed him the comedy flyer. There's a thing if it's a business thing, they will give you your money back. Just throwing it out there like it's comedy flyer. He was gonna be late to the show. He can't get under that flight. And they go, well, there's no proof. I'm like, boom, link, flyer. And they went, oh shit. You really did have something to do. Because I have a flyer, you get my money back. What about everyone else? Let's fucked up. I heard her earlier. That's not cool, dude. Just keep my money 'cause I didn't want to wait in your line and miss my flight and miss my event. Why am I taking it work into the first place? Anyway, I leave. Miracle drive is terrible. I'm falling asleep every 30 seconds. You know when you fall asleep but you don't know your sleep and you wake up to it. I kept doing it. (coughs) Gasps, shit. That might be a sleep apnea. If you wake up gasping for air. No, no, no. Like, you know when you're sleeping. Oh, like scared? Yeah, you guess I was like, I gotcha. Because I was like, wait, I'm deliriously tired and I know I'm driving, but you're driving, but I'm in a car. Am I driving? Did I just fall asleep? My brain was not working, right? It was really, I don't get like that when I don't sleep. I've slept, I've not slept for five days. I'm a fucking drug at. I mean, I've not slept for five days while just smoking weed the whole time. It's not like I was on drugs to stay up. I just haven't slept yet. And I don't know why after about a day and a half, I feel like, you know when you rep, rep like a pet, like your best rep, you're like, that's how I feel about day two? Like how long can I go, not sleep? I don't know why my brain does that. Anyway, get to Frisco. I slept like an hour, 20 minutes on the way there. Here and there, just like falling in and out of sleep. And I sleep for about 45 minutes for the show, guys. I walk to the show, which is sick. Walking to San Francisco. Up to the show, my fucking name was on the thing. Oh my God. So I walk up my, yeah, yeah, this is sick. This is tight. I am gonna fall asleep. I was chugging me water so I wouldn't sleep 'cause I had to, I had to pee so bad. I was just chugging water to make myself try to pee 'cause I'm like, you're gonna fucking fall asleep in the green room. I know it. I can feel like the, the wobble. I felt like the, like, why I slept three hours and three days. And I'm gonna go perform. I'm stupid. So I go to, real quick, I'm not gonna say everything. I did a 20-minute set in San Francisco. 20 fucking minutes. I added new shit. My sister was in the crowd. I did a store. I ended, my closing bit was about me finding out my sister's gay in San Francisco. I got claps. I got clapping and what? Oh, you guys love gay shit, huh? I'm in the right place for some gay shit. And I said it and I closed it and when I closed it, I got like, pop my, get off now. I think you're so loud, I'm like, aww, 'cause my shit goes so well, you know, my ecstasy bit. Then the end, I never figured out enough to get the last big pop, but it's funny. But it's not, the closure should be here, not here. So it's always a little bummer when I'm like, all right, that's my time and I don't hear, got it. I got it down. I got it down when I was walking off my mother fucker. Three security guards came into me after it. Like, yo, your set was fucking hilarious. Thanks, dude. When the security guards or people that work there say that to me, I'm like, oh hell yeah. You came out here to tell me that, you're at work, you don't give a fuck. Thanks, dude. All you do is hear a comedy all day. All day. Yeah, the older man came up and was like, "That was a really good man with your name." I told him, I was like, let's see you soon, I go, "Yeah, you will." And they let me smoke out the green room. (laughs) I ask him, can I roll a weed in here, he goes smoke it in here. Thanks! And I was hanging out a window. I talked about this on the one in the street. I was hanging out a window because I was like, "I was hanging out the window and blow some smoke out." So I'm like, anyway, it's like 15 feet to the first window in San Francisco. It's like all in a slant. So the first window is real high and that's where we're at. So I'm hanging out the window, my rock will go across straight and get a sick picture of me. Hanging out the window, Mark, I'll send them to you. They came out incredible. They looked like a whole big building. All these windows, do you see me? If you, like, where's Waldo? In the window, it's sick. Anyway, I'm smoking and this guy's walking. Remember, it's like 15 feet high. And I said, "Hey, I look down and the guy's like that." I'm falling, he smells like 12. Sick, dude! What's your name? He told me his name. He's like, "What are you here for? Why are you here?" I'm like, "Those are the comedy clips." Oh, he lives next door. He's like, "Oh, this is where I smoke joints." And he sat down and started smoking joints. Nice to meet you, man. Random interaction. I thought it was very cool. The show went extremely well. Like, really, really, really well. Amazing. Couldn't have gone fucking better. I loved it. Fast forward. Okay, fast forward. I spent a whole day in Merced just fucking around doing nothing. And in San Francisco, so I didn't get home until Tuesday night, which is weird, dude. Anyway, fast forward. My dad comes. My dad's birthday, right? My dad, uh, this is where I'm at now. Let's catch up. Thursday, my dad comes over. My dad, I invited him to BKFC, shout out to David Diaz. Let's fucking go to BKFC, a bear-knuckle fighting championship. My dad loves fighting. I've never been anywhere with my dad ever. I'm like, "Hey, you're an adult now. All the kids that you had after us are old enough to like, it's okay if they don't come." Like, my sister's like, "Oh, it's okay. I'm fucking 20. I don't have to be everywhere with that." You know what I mean? Like, I don't want to like, "Dad, come here. But don't bring the kids." 'Cause, you know, I want to smoke weed in my car. It's really what it is. I want to smoke weed in my fucking car, the long-ass driving. I want my little brother there going, "I can't do nothing with you. Fuck." Those people just take a dab. Like, "No, I don't want him to know. I have a dad. I don't want him to see me smoke. I don't want nothing. Nothing." So, my dad comes over on Thursday and he's like, "I'm gonna bring Johnny." I'm like, "All right. That's cool." I mean, I want to hang out with him, but I just foiled my plans, my fucker. Okay. So they come over on Thursday. I honestly, I've been so Wednesday, guys. I did a judge, a weed competition. And like I say in every video, I waited till the last day. What an idiot. I didn't wait till the last day this time. I had five days. Then they text me, said, "Hey, everything's due tonight." I go, "No." You said the 25th. They go, "No, the 20th." I look at the papers and says, "25th," they go, "Hey." Now, my fault. I said, says that. And you told me 30th. Not 20th, not 25th. Now, it's the 20th. Oh, shit. So I get home on Wednesday and I have to do this whole video one day. I smoked over a hundred different products that day. Every single one of 'em. This table was full. I smoked every single. I'm only gonna smoke it all the way down. If it was trash, we only hit it a couple times. Fuck that. Edibles. Edible category, everything. We did it all. And what happens is I ate all these edibles. These different edibles. I only probably ate like 200, 300 milligrams. Nothing crazy. But it gave me the munchies. And I haven't had the munchies in so long. Like, I thought of food, oh, that sounds mom. I never say that. I'm always just like, yeah, I guess we eat that. I don't care. Like, I'm the fattest guy that doesn't care about food. It's the weirdest shit 'cause all the food I eat sucks, vegetarian food is boring. Well, you want lentils again? Well, the fuck are damn. All right, I just don't cook a lot of stuff in the, anyway. Where the fuck was that? I ate all these edibles, I did all these things. I woke up, my dad comes over. So I'm like, slightly like that little hangover. I'm like, oh, I'm high yesterday. I kind of leaked over 'til today. You guys have sure you've had that. And my dad comes over and I'm doing a video for Dr. Dabber. And I was gonna take my dad being here this weekend or not. I was gonna just hit the new device, take it through the whole weekend. BKFC, this, that, that, just get high. Instead of doing a review, like, hey, check this out. This how it works. I'm tired of doing that shit. It's too commercial, it's a commercial. I wanted to be, have fun. Also, I'm using a device. Not, hey, I'm gonna do this commercial. If it's fun, that's cool. That's different. So, I'm just taking ribs, taking ribs, taking ribs. Friday comes, you go to BKFC. I'm having to take ribs in my, look at my dad, my, hey, dad. Can you take him right there? I'm just gonna film a clip, and I was like, I think he got it the first time he goes, Oh, you're gonna hit this okay, got you Johnny come with me real quick. So my dad was playing Wingman wingman and taking my brother around the parking lot real quick Swacky fucking take a rip I took like thirty different rip my dad did that shit so many times anyway BKFC. Let me park in the front space Witten watch the five my dad's fucking trip and my dad loves UFC So we're tripping my dad's pointing out motherfuckers. I don't know who they are That's so that's my damn boy. You're really on this shit and big John McCarthy was sitting over there My dad tried to get a picture me he didn't come over to us, but anyway my dad was all fucking tripping Chris leaving was was the ref and my dad in me like fuck Chris leaving my damn dad. You're on it And you got a picture of Chris leaving. He's all fucking excited dude. My dad dropped all his soda and drinks So there's one big puddle in our row Put all his trash on the ground so you can step on it So when I got up there was a fucking living India on the ground like a river of trash And I was like, let's walk away from this. They don't it's us the obviously it's our seats We're sat right behind the owner so the owner's box like that where he's like doing his commentary thing You'll see us on you'll see us right behind the guy and To my dad was fucking Rappin like not I didn't tell him what seats we had Like yeah, we're gonna do this shit and then we're like here my yeah, we're in the front fucking row The front dead center and my dad sat in the middle so he's dead center to the walkout And I'm like I couldn't see it cuz the owners in my way, but my dad's like dead fucking center. You can see him just tripping the whole thing Fights were sick David got fired at night David lost But did he He did he Like he was pressing the whole fucking time the guy got the better of him With those two shots But if we're talking about straight entertainment damn David just sweat that shit and David D He told me saying the proposers girlfriend a couple weeks ago say I'm a pros in the end of the year Like sick and he proposed in the fucking ring. I did not as soon as he said I come here I went oh shit. I don't know why I knew automatic. You can hear me in the video. No And he reposted his girl. I met her I met her at the hotel right before the fight She's from Japan speaking fluent Spanish to him It was really funny Spanish in a Japanese accent to a Mexican that looks like that from a Japanese I'm like What the fuck is going on I heard her saying to me. Oh, that's you speak a Spanish because he was say something to her And she was reply. I'm like, oh, that's a weird Japanese. Well, that was fucking Spanish. I think you don't know Japanese She learns Spanish from you speak English Fuck it dude, but anyway Fights went good. We went to go meet up with David at a restaurant after but we had to drive three hours back So I'm like, yeah, I was just chill for a minute. I just want to go get him what my dad. He was all psyched My dad I went had to meet me my dad and shit David's hand was literally These knuckles were it look at babies Paul Like no babies Paul a bear Paul like no definition. No knuckles just fat Like when somebody gets stung by a B it was just fat and there was a bump on his hand Probably that high off his hand Like it was so severe his hand was like this a ball on it and he was like that. What's up, dude? His face was just fucking he had stitches Anyway, we drove back and then I took my dad to the Pierce and auto museum my dad's into cars So Peterson auto museum if you have time go check out the Peterson auto museum It is so badass one floors cars from movies one floors concept cars one floors this one floors It's amazing do the vault the vault is badass they have 300 car the Pope subdom who say his car was down there The Pope's cars down there night writer Wainsworld they have the licorice. What was Saddam weapon stupid Pullman Mercedes Right now they have a Mercedes exhibit at the bottom Incredible cars and they all have the prices when they came out and what the equivalent would be today $3,000 it's crazy insane Mercedes blah blah blah blah now it's like equivalent now 280,000 Though people were just dying of vornice in the 1800's like $3 for a car man How much is minimum wage dude like you're gonna dollar every couple weeks, but fuck you Anyway, it was awesome Peterson auto museum is badass. I wouldn't watch more combat. You know, I already seen it I didn't really like it when I took my dad. I forget we talked about it my dad man my dad my dad It's not movies are not interactive movies don't you know, there's no response needed you don't have to to say anything and my dad man He just My dad's Michael Scott from the office. You know what I realized it Preview went down My dad looked at me and went man. I wish I had one of those fart things Because it was quiet. He was like and he said that would have been funny Not to make me laugh right then he just said it because you think that's what came in his head God, I wish I had a fart thing right now, but he got quiet like that Mortal combat as it comes on the screen like Fuck it. There's not a lot of people in here this time. I forgot and real last time was a nightmare I forgot my dad likes to speak Oh, it kicked him hard Yeah, he's gonna kick him a lot more too. It's looking you don't kind of commentate dude It was just really ridiculously funny to me on the whole time Rosie's like This is what you meant He's responding This is funny. My sister doesn't do what the fuck why thank God has kept me Thank God, I would love to be so caught up in something that I'm just like it's not these caught up He's like acting he's at home. Gotcha. I'm a bathroom It's not like Mortal combat. It's full volume. There's no Nothing nothing not even a slight hesitation like if someone's like hit me hit me We don't hit me hardly stock your foot for it's like you need to hold back at all Like well you said so I keep like motherfucker not the face like dad like you don't have to ask me questions What's this guy's name? I swear to God just like that in the dark dead quietly with you He said it is Blanca. I mean, it's it's Baraka. He just said King Baraka. He's got no just awareness. No filter. He's Michael's cut I wish I had one of those fart things right now That was as loud as the fart thing would have been dad you could have said fart and that would have been the Equivalent of how loud he said I wish I had one. I just this weekend really like And I told Mario dude. I went to the bathroom and came back out my dad here to check out YouTube my dad watches YouTube shorts Which is fine? My dad watches AI made YouTube shorts But not terrible my dad watches AI YouTube shorts without knowing that they're AI That's what got me. He's like that's not fake of dad That's not Larry Bird's voice it starts off. Larry Bird. Well, yeah, well, and then a voice is over a Clear AI switch and then like these paint looking Clips from the NBA was like dad. That's AI Larry Bird didn't play against Michael or to again play against Kobe See that's not AI. I go dad look at his eyes are starting to float This isn't AI. He goes no like dad That AI is AI dad what's entertaining? Well, it's it's for me. It's like for people like me that don't care. Just want to be entertained I go Fuck yeah, you're right. That's exactly what's for dad. Fuck. Don't this is my algorithm man You know, it's gonna pop up my YouTube now. Fuck. It's my YouTube channel. We're logged into Shit, man Anyway, show my dad car slap. He doesn't give a fuck. It's just like I like it. So it doesn't McDonald's it's good Okay, I fuck man. My dad is straight up a dude Matrix blue pill. Yeah, my dad's a dude. Yeah cars. Oh, man that car was loud Yeah, it was loud. It was But it was cool. I never got to like hang on my dad and my brother like that and my brother's a little older So he's like a little little kid My dad did My dad told me a story my dad told me a story something he did when he was younger. I can't say it But it was a violent weird shit wild shit. I'm like damn Never never say this allowed ever to anyone Because that guy's still alive And you live in like the way he was talking Yeah - Yeah, you exactly like I thought you were. My dad's so nice, but like my uncle Jaime's not. And he's a bad influence, man. And he loves to fight. Anyway, maybe my dad chilled the entire weekend. It was pretty cool, man, I've never done that. Last week it was my whole mom, my mom. I chilled my mom all weekend. - Random. - They got back to back of birthdays. - Yes, my mom's the 15th, my dad's the 20th. - Is he all blown away by the Maybacks or is it normal, turmoil? - No, he loves it. He thinks it's really cool. I'm just showing him all the cool stuff. My dad has no idea what that car is. - Gotcha. - My dad's in two cars, but like challengers, muscle cars, old shit. He doesn't know about new shit like that. Like I had to show him, like that's a Ferrari. He goes, "That's a fuckin' Ferrari." Yeah, no, he doesn't, he doesn't understand. Like I mean, he gets it, but. - There's a normal one. - Yeah, the car's really expensive. I haven't said any, I haven't talked about it yet. Shit, nothing. My dad works so much. I'm like, yeah, I'm not gonna be like, yeah, this car's expensive to add. The fuck is that dude for anyone? Am I gonna do that to him? But yeah, it's cool. My dad retired, man. - Oh my God, I'm driving. - He said he's done me another road by himself. I'm like, good, good. Start thinking about what you want to do. Yeah, he's not driving anymore, it's a trip, dude. My dad's been driving since he was 13 years old, man. 44 years, my dad's been driving. Non-stop every day, missing school, missing everything. Imagine being by yourself for 44 years all day and you're a talkative as person and you're held, my dad's a people person through the fucking times 100 me. Like I'm on stage, that times 100. Talk to anybody and make a joke about anything, anywhere, no matter what, doesn't matter. Even if he's gonna offend you, he's gonna make the, he's minus god. He will make a joke, he's going to. No fucking matter what. Even if it's a serious situation. So yeah, that's not good for him. He's a people person, he just sits on a truck all day alone. What's he gonna do now? I don't know if he's trying to figure it out. Crazy. Crazy, he's like, I applied to be a fucking custodian. Like, oh, you're just, you just want to do stuff. Weird, man, I've never seen my dad do anything but drive. And I see, my dad's getting older, it's fucking weird. I see it in his face. Whoa, you're past the age of like getting an older man, you're becoming an old man. It was quick, it happened in the past like three years. Weird, man. That showed a picture of himself, that's me, go. That's you. Yeah, so that'll look like me, go, dad, it looks identical. You just look in your shape. Are you getting that old man? And you couldn't read the menu at the thing. He's like, fuck, oh shit, dude, it's over. I'm old now, fuck, I gotta make more money, dude. I gotta make more money, he's like, hey man, stop doing stuff here. Just fucking garden all day or something. You need something to do. I'm at the age, I'm lucky where I don't have to take care of my parents in home. I just gotta figure out a shit for them to do 'cause my mom wants to retire from doing nails. She has to get surgery on her wrists. The carpal tunnel is too much. She says, oh, that's fine. So now it's what my dad's done and my mom's done. Now I gotta fear what the fuck they're gonna do. It's like you're like reverse sending 'em off college. Yeah, you gotta fear what they're doing. I don't know what it is, but I might just have to move my mom down here, dude. I don't know what to do, are they? Would she be down for that? Yeah, my mom's one of those ladies is like, hey, hey, hey, I don't wanna work. That's really it. It's like a sin. Okay, so what are you gonna do, mother of, I don't know it? Say, take care of me without saying, take care of me. You bitch. I don't know what I'm gonna do. What do you mean? You're just gonna like live outside? What the fuck? What are you saying, Paul Fickens? I'm gonna travel the earth. Helping people. What would you say? Fuck, walk the earth. Yeah. Bump, without an adress or a place of residence. God, I love fucking chargeable to, the way he said bum. He says all sassy and shit. No, I gotta fear of my mom and my dad. I don't know what they're doing, but I gotta figure it out. While simultaneously figuring out all my eight things. Yeah. Oh, so, so, here we go. Here we go. Real quick, guys, update, update, update, update. I ate bread for till 420, right? I mean, bread exactly a month, though. It felt like I gained 20 pounds. I feel inflated, it's over. It's over, buddy. Back off the run, back off. Done. I hate needles, but guys, I think I might have to do these peptides. Am I gonna get the peptide patches? I'm seeing piosos, I grow back. You guys haven't seen piosos grows. Piosos, the guy from campus, brothers. That one's confusing, the way he said it was his own old Instagram name, was piosos grow. And he was, I grew back. Piosos grow. Piosos grows. He lost his hand. Part of his hand as a master grower in an ATV accident. He had a bad eye because he was worse glasses. He had surgery and then surgery had fucked up his eye, went blind in his eyes. And then his eye started decaying and dying. So it started shrinking. That's why he started wearing that glass, this glass in the patch. Piosos had a patch off for three years because his eye was dying slowly decaying. But he didn't want to take it out and get to fix it. And that fucked up. Started taking peptides about five months ago. I haven't seen the guy. He started taking peptides. The Wolverine one, the one that rebuilds. The motherfucker looks 25 years younger. He's kind of yoked. Like I like you can see it in his just standing. I'm like, when I saw him, I looked at him and went, oh shit, like I knew I recognized him. But I didn't. He looking at pretty filter on. Like he's like in shape and he goes, dog, his eye grew back. He's like, I could fucking see out of it. Like what are you saying? He goes, I could take a peptide, dog. And you just start, you know, he, I don't fucking aggressive when he talks. He starts to see yelling out numbers. Peptide, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I look at Phil's brothers, brothers like that. Stacks like, yeah, I would hold him too. He'll go, yeah, I can tell, man. - I didn't know it gave you a lot, like I can tell. - No, no, no, they're just, they work out a lot. But they're 50. They work out a lot. It's just kicking in their testosterone. It's pumping up their shit. It's not a steroid. - You said it's a peptide. - It's what O.T.'s dad freezes. - Chucks on every peptide you can think of. No, the patches are for bitch ass fools like me that don't like needles. John's on peptide. That's why John looks kind of buff right now. John's been losing someone, John's on fucking hell like eight peptides. I just don't want to do him and she, I want to see what I could do without him. But also, my back, I'm overweighting. I'm done. I'm overweight and I'm overweighting. That shit scared me when it says, "Hey, you're not getting any sleep but you slept for eight and a half hours." Where I was like, "That's just a, that's a breath." That's a heart. You're not breathing right? Oh no, I can't let this happen, dude. So I'm done. I'm all for it. I'm having to get some peptide stuff, dude. I don't want to do the needles, I'm afraid of needles, but it's just getting ridiculous, dude. Like I'm losing weight so slow, so slowly. It needs to be better. And I'm gonna tell my trainer, I want to do more explosive shit. I want to be able to jump up on a table if I need to, like without touching it, you know? Like some running back. I need to do some DB drills. I need to be, like depends on the back springing. 'Cause I feel like my back will never get there. It's, I went to the doctor last week 'cause I slipped a disc. Being there just reminded me of how much I've hurt myself and like, this is fucking boring. And they told me it's my last session. Like, yeah, it was your last session of, "Oh fuck, so how much money you want to pay?" I'm like, "Oh fuck." But I just need to fix it. Anyway, guys, I've been very on it. I've been doing shit. I just, it's my diet, man. I don't eat bad shit, but that bread, I'm just a larger to it. I don't know, I'm so, I'm sure some of you guys are there too. I'm just fucking allergic. I just can't do it. It hurts my body. Anyway, sorry for the fucking random old man health update, but I gotta let you guys know, 'cause this shit started pissing me off, dude. I mean, that's crazy. It's fucking check her back. I didn't even know. His fucking eye is open. It was like a dehydrated raisin for a while. I getting, like, small. He went, "Dawd!" I could fucking see. And when I went, "What's up, Phil?" I went, "What the fuck?" I said, "What's up, dude?" I'd take, "Touch that, what the fuck?" And I lifted up this thing and I'm like, "I was pretty heavy and Phil just lifted it up." Oh, you guys are strong. 'Cause I am strong, but my back is such a little bitch that it's my whole body is weak because of it, and I don't wanna hurt it. So when I went like, "Oh my God, you guys are rock solid fucking monsters now." It's fucking cool to see, dude. I really like, "Oh, T's on his shit right now, too." He told me the same thing. He was like, "All right." There's nobody who tells me no. I mean, I get what I want every time, no matter what. I have to be the one who's saying, "Oh, good fucking shit." He's like, when I say, a couple years ago, T was this smaller than Marty. Did he really look? I swear to God. It took me three minutes for him to convince me that was him. He had to show me pictures with Chuck But that's not you as a cousin. It's not you. It doesn't look like you Him skinny his face is completely different and the most at a whole different guy Promotion a little tagger from the mille versus now night and day can't tell the same guy would not in a lineup. He'd walk free That's how much different it is dude At plus bad Well it's comedy stuff. I really need to get in shape. So bitch is one of my tickets that rife shit I need to get on that mat rife shit, Marty towards like oh do see your funny and bitches think they can get with you Or they like you like yeah by a ticket bitch People ask for rose oil. Do you ever get weird about that like girls talking to us like no, they're gonna buy shit Yep, or I know they're gonna watch stuff. No, they're gonna do this like exactly my mom's a fucking idiot You dumb ass. I didn't even talk to your stupid ass about this I was outside the comedy club this girl came up to me and well great said blah blah blah blah She was being fucking friendly. Yeah, she was kind of hating on me a little bit ish She was just being fucking nice She was with her girlfriend Not a friend bitch was gay. I can see it, but not gay all the way her girlfriend definitely was She's talking to me. She's like yeah, where you guys from blah blah. We're in a group of people She's talking to me and she's and it's like oh, yeah, try try my phone. Well, she was being a little I get it. I understand and the girl's like where you guys staying out here like being a normal human like you guys aren't from here Where you guys stay out here? This is the something district and my mom in the middle of her talk goes no Nope and walks off looks at the girl walks away, and I looked at her like that was the rudest shit I've ever seen don't fucking do that don't show it to my shows ever again If you're gonna do that to a person that likes my shit the bitch is being friendly My wife is right there rosy can see it Letter hit on me. I don't give a fuck bitch come to the next show Mama you stoop it was just really rude the way my mom did it like blatantly fucking rude is shit And it really pissed me off actually and I looked at the girl and I just pretended that didn't happen to kept talking to her Okay, we're gonna go oh have good night mom. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, bitch is talk I Don't have a ring on my finger I'm on stage. I'm hanging outside of the spot. She just saw me perform I fucking crushed it Let her be fucking a girl and she's gonna walk away. I'm not going with I don't give her my not. I don't fucking care about this bitch It's you I'm humoring her pretend it's a mean agree with the fuck's wrong anyway it That shit pissed me off so and rosy had to tell her to like I'm right here. No, you need to go over and talk to her like why I I mean exactly I Stupid just cause my mom's 15 dude. I don't like it shit. She pissed me the fuck off anyway stupid Sorry shit pissed me off anyway, um, I don't where we're going with that at all, but that shit really upset me We're talking about something else. I'm gonna be a rambling guys. I don't remember. I'm fucking high in rambling What you got a hell of shows crackers where we're talking about. Yeah, there's been a lot of stuff going on a lot. Oh It's Tuesday this Saturday alright. It's Tuesday now or wherever you're watching it this Saturday May 30th I'll be at the ha ha comedy club dope as yolo.com has the tickets go Dope as yolo.com click live tickets. You can buy tickets. They're only 10 fucking dollars. It's called the $10 show That's what it's called the $10 show if you have time and you want to see about five fools go perform It is gonna be I got 18 minutes instead of a 10. Let's fucking go Come watch come say what up? It's 10 bucks come Saturday night. Come see a shot comedy show Just come out. I want to turn our fans into comedy fans because it is so fun If I wasn't on stage, I still I still go to so many shows you guys see that you follow my fucking Twitter I love comedy shows are so fucking fun. They're ridiculous. So um come out man Saturday night It's called we're so excited sure you're gonna start doing like real comedians guys and do podcasts when it starts off It just shows the tournaments One day it's gonna be there. That's gonna be cool. It's fuck whoa Oh, June 5th June 6th June 7th two shows the fifth two shows of six one show the seventh I will be at the Emerald City Comedy Club in Seattle, Washington with David Lucas. I'm not sure who else but it's me and David We're doing five shows in Seattle Let's go sing them very cool. You got enough dates to run now What to run all you start running your dates now? Yes, yeah, it's far away, but July 30th of live nation show I will be Let's go to dopajole calm. I don't remember the name. It's in Houston, Texas I'll be with Jack Jr. Perform with Jack Jr. in Houston, Texas live nation show dopajole calm get the tickets at July 30th It's pretty far, but July 30th, Houston, Texas. I'm gonna go a couple days early. Paul Wall's gonna make me a grill It's so ridiculous man It's so ridiculous. What did you do with that? I wouldn't perform why yeah, I got a grill with the fuck yeah, we're in the shower I wear it in the shower and on lives Only yeah, I don't wear it in person why it's weird Take a long time to wear a watch man Next time we interview a doctor a politician or some shit. I'm wearing Like head On stage and show a seamless On stage you see a slight You just see a little bit With the light hits aw shit hard Yes, so that's what's been going on. That's what's a quick catch up with the folks we go on my life and stuff Yeah, OG Went to some stores. OG helps us with proper papers Anyway, if you speak stores in LA and the owner says no, no, we were told those are bad ones That's why they haven't picked up proper because no, we were told that those are bad ones Who the fuck's going around saying that Somebody already went to a store to go don't buy these fuck man Scroll with you you went out of your way they didn't ask got any new papers. I shouldn't pick up no one asked that So whoever you are you're dick you went out here anyway, we got him in the store. He just picked them up. Thank you But it took two times ago like no, we heard those were bad OG press. I'm like, why aren't you picking these up? Well, we already had me drop-off samples. OG's the best salesman. What the fuck? What the fuck? He's the best guy to come on. Come on. We said it's what the fuck's going on and Yeah, somebody went out to two big fucking stores here And they know now we were told that those are bad Fuck out of here. Someone's already doing that in person now It is what it is pretty I'm doing. We're hitting on you guys It is what it is. I'll say this now You know what? No, no, nope. I'll tell you after I 'm not gonna talk about things until they're solid Let's leave it at that. We're not even talk about it. How about that? I was just letting it happen I always talk about things and then people get I think I ain't when it draws attention to things people go and start hating on it There's a group of people out there, man That just Marty that look at us and go fuck these guys. Isn't that crazy? Wow, it's fucking weird man. It's like me with Gavin Newsom like you're a fucking piece of shit And I have been here's why I meet him one day actually I didn't do that like you're the fucking governor asshole You did it all that's how I feel like none of you control you're the principal and people are smoking crack in the Library and you're not doing anything about it. Well, I didn't know it. You did actually you Went to the library to do a news conference about it. It's hey, you're gonna clean it up Just so you do with the fires your bastard very just dead stood in front of a house on fire We're gonna stop it. What the fuck you here for me? Pick up a fucking bucket something that you're gonna be here How'd you get back here? I thought it was a block though But yeah, moving forward with that YouTube Sup, thank you for being here YouTube. We appreciate you Spotify above all shout to you for being cool with us and let and letting us be Thank you so much This week 100% I already have a dope azola page on Spotify. Go ahead and follow dope azola on Spotify I'm gonna start uploading my stories uploaded my weed videos uploading everything. I'm fucking I'm dumb for putting all my time in a YouTube when they don't want me there When it's like my biggest time and my biggest money spend and I'm standing there waiting and trying to fix it. Why just let it be Ram a content let it go. I need to go focus on things that are here's my new thing does it help? That's the new thing already. Hey, they want us to come to this party. Does it help? I'm not going All things go for me. It's like how does this move in here? What is this getting this helps her towards something? Dinners meetings like does this help do I need to go to this meet no then I'm not I'm not fucking going dude I'm over it. I'm over it. It's too much now I have to start delegating like my time because fuck I'm over to talk like a business person But yeah, I am I just I always consider that I'm not I just get higher than him It's like no you're on the internet right here all of this shit is what you have to do every day So I have to start getting on it like that like you're like I'm only gonna do today. I'm only gonna do fucking dope as usual Boom boom boom. Now that's how I feel like It's weird guys, but no lie if LRG came at me again. It's like here's five million for pushy They go fucking sign the check dude. I'm fucking done. That's how I feel right now with push trees in the sense of It's my least money making thing always has been it takes up 40% of my time And I have to put in so much ground work footwork marketing editing all this shit When you only make like $7 off a shirt shirts are tough Make it shit off. I mean we've always broke even That's not a good business model I spent I've spent a house on push trees the past two years and I did not get the house back. It's all in inventory So when I have to put more money in my own other house if I was Less organized I'd have two houses, and I wouldn't put my money into that So it's like at this point. It's not like I give up of course. I'm doing the same thing. I don't see the end game being diamond There's no streetwear popping diamonds doing 110 million a year for two years straight Fall to 10% of that down down doing 10% of that people think push trees is huge dog. It fits in this warehouse Half of this warehouse. We're not we've never been massive. Yeah, we're in the zoomies and that shit's a lot Making a dollar 50 a shirt guys dollar sometimes Yeah, 8,000 shirts a lot But $8,000 is not when you waited three months for it He's dropped sick months because they have to fucking get picked up drop drop date sell out 90 day net for my money So like six months to make like fuck it. Yeah If they if I made three bucks and be 24,000 like all that's better than eight Do you see him saying I'm being transparent with you guys here Clothing is not a lucrative thing unless your taxi like burberry or something. It's just not it's not for the fans very clear Yeah, it's for the fans and Chuck Chuck gets me every day fucking love this shirt, man Every God and love the quality of this shirt. Best shirt. He always tells God this shirt's good So my fuck Chuck. I don't want to get you some clothes man. I think it's your more stuff That's really what it is like I want to get away from this on stage Tired of wearing graphic shirts, and so I always look like the same kid Over and over and over like oh different we different we different we fans fans fans fans I would imagine you have a lot of like you had a whole designer era You're chilling the closet. I really really really wish I could go back and erase that I have so much designer clothes. I feel so goofy putting it on don't know why But is that not perfect for what you're looking to do right now? I don't want to go on stage and give the person the audience the going I Work at Starbucks, and that's share is two weeks of my fucking pay Now I want to laugh at you talk about your struggles That's the way I see it kind of then other people see it is like normal, but I don't want to get But then stay in your prostitution be comfortable with it. I get it. I told you you see I'm like tea or the fence of like Is this I got to wear a watch on stage ever try not to everywhere watch on stage Cuz it's like you know this kids come here to do a couple minutes See the fucking watch he's wearing like this is not what he does and then you kind of don't take me serious as a comedian Cuz like I've never heard of you and you're wearing that fucking watch. This is not your main income That's how I I mean nobody else is probably thinking of that way, but that's the way I'm thinking of it Like I break it down like why and how do you have a fucking watch on if you're opening? Never married yeah, you're actually everybody that Pay today people are gonna be aware that you have shit going on I'm saying most people don't know who I am, which is kind of the way I keep where I try to keep it, you know I want people to go in there like that guy was funny. What does he do? Who is he? Instagram versus oh I've seen this guy's online fucking does we I saw his car outside. It's pretty sick. I don't want that Yeah, it's different. It's different and when I'm more popular and people like y'all I'm coming to see you tonight, but then that's fine with me I want your first impression not to be Fucking Louis Vuitton shirt, which is fine, but it's like that. She was two thousand dollars You just got a hundred dollars for tonight. You're 20 shows to get that shirt You know what I'm saying like it doesn't really make sense and especially in LA I feel like the people that wear designer on stage are trying to look successful. I Don't want to give off the implication that I'm Fronting to try to be I don't know if that makes sense guys It's it's hard to wrap my head around it and be in the audience's head while being two different people in the audience going I work a Starbucks. I own this building It's LA. So it's like there's a there's a billionaire in the crowd. There's a guy that's homeless It's LA's a different spot. So I'm trying to like who am I in in real life? I don't wear fucking Louis Vuitton shit. I bought it because I thought it was really fucking cool I liked it at the time and now I'm like I don't want to wear a fucking great all over my shirt Yeah, if you don't like it. No, that's how I feel like oh nice polo cool Can I take this fucking G off of it? I don't know why I don't like this Gucci logo anymore. It's like too loud It's like trying to hard. I feel like it's giving the image of like I'm successful But it's like you know many people don't Have anything going on that we're all fucking designer a lot. This is Los Angeles When I found out people rent rent designer clothes, that's when I kind of was like um Why do I buy this for me? No, dude. I'll take it back There's a lot of Louis Vuitton shit a lot of cool designer shop bought that I love that I think is really cool Cool wallet I like it sick That doesn't make me feel weird A full Louis Vuitton pants and shirt might which is I mean look at look at what it is at the end of the day It's how do I feel if that shirt sick as fuck it happens to Louis Vuitton? I'm fucking down, but I feel I bought like five designer shirts because they were at the designer store And I was like I'm ready in here. I don't want to leave with nothing make this fucking associate walk with me for 30 minutes for no Fucking reason. That's really a lot of the times I would buy something even if I didn't want you Like this guy's been with me for 30 fucking minutes helping with everything. I'm not gonna like Next time That's how I always felt. That's why I always I Don't know Marty. It's a weird. It's a weird thing. I did just take head shots Okay, I tell you no, well, I mean you're always taking photos No, it took like real head shots. Oh Why don't you just go get some shit that you like that is an old designer dog Yo, can you please send me a drive with all those head shots cropped? Get you some nice polos and a couple of button-ups with some shit and call it a day Hold on show you a quick example And then you know what's crazy. I was like, dude. What do I do when I do with my hands, right? And I was like Communion's do this kind of shit and I went like this took a picture and went I was a goofy as corny Share my life 10 minutes later saw a flyer fly It's not corny You're comedian You should pose to And I did it after like you know what fuck it dude. What am I doing cuz I was just doing this all time? Same face. I'm like dude. No, no, I can't I can't I have to do something else. This is stupid And I might put on so feel so fucking corny doing The fuck but also like Actors don't do that shit in their daytime dude. You want to do stuff in movies, but you don't want to can I just do what I would normally do at all times for this character? No, but okay Just regular shots I know, but it's like We here to be I Had to take my real guy pictures. Yeah, there you go. I've never done that before It makes me feel very Artificial and not genuine And then I did not smile I go you look at you're gonna kill someone. Oh, that's what I look like when I don't smile. I look mean It's not shot but over a shirt. It's like your LinkedIn photo. Yes Look at over shirt crossed arms. I look like I have a fucking tire business I'm advertising on the table at the local restaurant and then look. And we're all nice, I'm just wearing Hulk feet. You can't see anything. I love that. But baby shower. Mr. G's baby shower. His son's baby shower. When I was in, oh man, taking those pictures was so goofy. And then I thought, I do a routine on stage that's goofy. Taking a picture is fine. I'm pretending in a part of my bit to your do that. You do that twice tonight. That's the goofy shit you've ever done. Don't feel bad about the picture. That's fair. You did like a theater play basically. Yeah, that's fucking goofy. What it is, dude, I'm like now for the middle and everything. I was like, that's dumb. Why would I do that? Like, well, because you do this and this, like, all right, I'll dumb down my brain just so I don't feel so stupid. That's really what it is. Like it's not for everyone else. Thinking I'm filled with stupid look dumb. It's from me. Yeah, I've never cared about you. I don't care about the outside. It's me going. That was goofy. You did that. You got to go to sleep tonight, dude. And when you do that goofy shit, I'll never let you forget it to myself. It's never for everyone else. Like, see what you're doing? Like, I don't care why everyone else. Things are fucking lame, but I'm not lame. Goofy, goofy moments will haunt you fucking forever. The rest of your life. It's, there's only a few times where I said something and I'm like, those goofy as fuck, dude, those fucking 28 years ago now. I was like, still thinking about second grade when I said something dumb as fuck. What were that kid thinks now? I actually fucked that kid. I'm still thinking about it. Yeah, we've all done it. We've all been, said some stupid shit. Anyway, what I'm saying is I took some headshots the other day and it was very fucking goofy. I felt very weird about it. I need to start not, that's all. How do you, I don't know if that's, I'll get over it. I still, I started to look at the crowd more. I'm starting to talk and look at people's faces as they're talking over them. Cause now I went out and tried not to do a routine. I just tried to have a conversation and it worked so much better. I was talking to a few dudes for a minute. I was talking to this fucking lady for a minute, jumping back. I said, my whole set started off with like a minute and a half. I was just riffing. I was like, you know, I need to come out there doing that just to give up. That's a different level of comfort. Yeah, I was fine. I mean, it's a good drink, open a cup, I walked around. I'm talking about, and I got into my next bit till like 12 seconds. Mike, that's a long pause. Never done it. Worked great. Um, anyway, let's Skywalker smell it. Anyway, uh, or we're talking about fuck at all. Feeling goofy in the photos felt real fucking goofy those pictures. Maybe do some lifestyle ones. It's not just do you just fucking posing to some like context or something. So you don't feel so out of place. No, for my flyers, I'm just going to do what I always did for your Instagram. I'm going to remake my favorite movie stuff. Easy, easy. I'm just going to remake goofy fucking stuff. Like I always used to like used to put myself in pictures. That's my flyer. Me crossing Abbey Road, obviously not with the Beatles. Come see me. I'm fucking Friday, not these English guys. Like I'm going to make a flyer. That's funny. Community should make funny flyers. That was a whole thing. Comedience, I feel like me dressing up doing stupid shit. Like this, this next five shows will be dressed as fucking hell boy. I don't know, some stupid. I don't know, fucking Eric Cartman. You know what I mean? Like make it goofy with it. Make it like themed like you used to do for Roman all the time. Yeah, but but not a not not Photoshop. Yeah, I want to do actually go do it. Make the scene and take a photo of it. That's cool. It's a lot of work. Like I wanted to do like where I'm the guy cutting scar faces leg or about to. But you're going to come see the show. Huh? I just see scar face. No, they're fucking 20 bucks. Don't be a bitch with a chainsaw. I'm not a bathroom. Sure, I can piece it like I used to do. I used to do it all the time. I used to do the training day shit where I didn't want to smoke his weed. Do a lot of like movie cut it like kind of like honestly, kind of like what concrete does. It's crazy because a lot of the skit dudes like dude, that's exactly what I used to do. Cause I'm like, that shit's funny as fuck and he just kept it going. Well, I used to do skits. I used to make fun of every single popular thing the next day. Man, it can challenge the fucking dog disappear bullshit. Everything and fucking think of I used to make fun of. That's why I did the the Erica Kirk shit. That's like fucking 10 year old, 10 years ago me. I would have done that shit in and five seconds flat. I would have done it this time. It took me a couple hours. I was like, you know what? I'm just going to do it. I did it by myself, filmed it by myself, cut it by myself. Oh, no, Henry did it. But still I just do that. I would do four videos a day every day. Four clips a day. Fuck, it's a lot of content. Anyway, I don't know what else I'm talking about. I can't remember what else we said, but we're caught up. We're here. We're hanging out. My dad did not remember biting his own toenail off. I'm not sure. No, how? And he goes, yeah, I sell this up. I would do this. He said, my dad, you remember when I started throwing up on the floor? He goes, no, he fucking kidding me. I looked at O.T.'s face while you were telling a story. It was the best part of it. That's gross, dude. Okay, party. Yeah, anything else you want to talk about? Shit. I'm sending them. We're shipping one kid off this week. Damn, there's a ride. Damn, I graduated one. A plus, padded myself on the back. We shouldn't graduate yet. This is our last week. Friday's our last day. Yeah, it's made in first week of June. A little preemptive, you know what I'm saying? But we signed the apartment and show it. So I've been fucking getting furniture and shit sick. That's weird. Cool. Yeah, extra room, extra room. Yeah, doing all that shit. And yeah, I'm just kind of, we want to, my next goal is to buy a second house, run out my current house. Move to LA, and Marty could live out here. Could you imagine how much more shit we get done, not even that. Hey, you don't have to drive that far. We should do a photo shoot and update the website today. We should do with this and do this today. Hey, let's do a fucking promo out. Marty, second Marty's done. He's frantically wrapping up to be traffic every fucking episode. The second this goes, all right, I have to say he's taking everything apart frantically. And dip in it's Sunday today is the only reason why we're able to film in this time of the day. Marty lives far, yeah, far, but Marty's traffic gets traffic. It's the difference between an hour and a half and three to three and a half both ways. If you don't time it right and get cool, that's ridiculous actually. So say Marty live 40 minutes away, maybe 30, like I do. Just in general, we can go to the gun range right now. Too sick. I'm able to go to do something. But hey, they blew the casuals of shit. Let's just go over there. Anyway, cool, we'd be there. There's a whole different life. Yeah, it'd be cool to be a whole different life, dude. All the people you know live here. Besides your family. Yeah. My career probably go way further if I was on the next, yeah, for sure. Yeah, I think so too. Obviously only reason I'm here. If I didn't have to be here, I'd live in New York right now. Tomorrow, we're Portland, one of the two, let me out. I fuck a lot of those places. It's so easy to blend in those places and just live your life. I just want to wake up. All right, this one too. I just want to be on a routine like other people, man. I just want to be able to, you know, I've realized that I'm already. I've never been able to solve my sleep problem. Since I was a kid, I've always had to solve. Yeah, I've always had always not been able to sleep. And then Rocky will tell me sleep is the number one thing. Like kills you faster than anything. Not being, not being rested, kills you faster than a bad diet and not fucking ridiculous. Then I find out poor sleep can increase your fucking weight gain and stress levels. Yeah, I don't sleep. Maybe my body's losing it. Like you can't lose weight. Well, the fuck are our brain, it's dying. You're tired. I can't even work on the body until your fucking brains up. I don't know, dude, but with that little smart watch that I've been wearing it to sleep, it's really like it's not anywhere. Dude, I'll sleep for six hours, 42 minutes of REM. Nothing deep sleep, 18 minutes, light sleep, fucking six hours. How do you know, like in context, how much you're supposed to be getting? Does it tell you like it shows you a rating. It shows you your sleep score and my shit has never been high ever. So I'll go get the. surgery and my deviated septum. I'm over it. I think I'm not breathing in the night because I'll wake up. My mouth is crunched dry because my nose is so plugged. We're all trying guys. So what we're saying is I need to get in shape. Marlope has he's getting older. I will gladly take the reins for 20 years. I'm fucking with it. I'm down. A little girl from the fucking no my mom got all weird about. I need 900 of you at every fucking show. I don't care. Why? It comes out. And you know what's crazy? It's called the fan base. I'll start making money soon. I haven't made money yet. I have spent thousands of dollars to travel, hotel, pay, Rocco, pay for all the food and the ubers and the fucking black lady to get home. That's 3k right there. Every single chip. I gotta pay $200. I'm doing it because I won't practice. I drove fucking eight hours into the day to perform for seven minutes. Imagine being just regular comedian. No. I always say every time we leave the show go, I thank God. This is not my income. Thank God. That can't imagine doing 60 shows a day. I'm like, I need to make rent. But also what kind of fucking cannon bolt of talent would you have to be to like, no, no, I got it. Yeah. You get thrown it like right now. If I had to do this as a job, you would see me on every fucking show. I work my ass off. I'd be at every fucking show. Four shows in that. I don't give a shit. I'd be sitting there talking to every owner. Guys, every time you have this, you have that, you have this cool. Here's an eighth. I take his eighth. Let me know next time there's a fucking slot. I'll come right in. I'll be on a fucking Jimmy Kimmel. Two months with that kind of like, I have nothing else because you imagine if you had nothing else, Marty, but one thing, you'd be the greatest in the world at that clean and focused. If I didn't have 800 things going on, could you imagine, man, I would fix my YouTube. I'd make another channel. I don't smoke, but I still do weed stuff. I'd be getting paid right now. But it's irrelevant to me right now because I have so much else going on, even though that doesn't even make money. How dumb is that? I can go make money here, but I'm like, no, I don't have enough time, even though break even. My priorities are always been fucked up. Money has never been like the main thing for me and it needs to start being, does it make sense? No, no, I'm not doing it. I got to do so much shit just because I'm like, yeah, you got to stop, Marty. I know you don't. You're good at that. I am not. No, I'm still like that, too. No, I'm saying like, you're good at like, this is my time. It's the time I have. That's all that. Because you have just a stretch of your fucking family. You have to. So that's your must do. Must do is like, I don't have it. I have like a hard out no matter what in life. It's always been there. There you go. I don't have it. I don't have it constant. It's been there since I was a kid. I'm always I don't have 'em. Yeah. Because I'll sleep. So I'm like, I haven't x-rayed hours that you don't. I'll be up till six. You don't understand. I was considering earlier for some reason. But when my brain is wired, I've been with April for so long. So that was a teenager. My whole reward system is me going out, bringing it back, bringing it like me going out, making something happen, coming back, check it out. Yeah. I get that. That's caveman shit. But it's like, that's definitely caveman shit. Look what I do. I don't realize what they had. That's what my whole. Look at this snake. I killed my life revolves around that. If three talking birds waiting for me, my past dead. Exactly. What did you kill today? For real. It's not learned about math. Yeah. Kill more on our side. Yeah. Kill some more shit because I had to go to field trip. Yo, it's crazy dude. That's real. Yeah. I don't have that. And I think that is what they need to fix. What is my thing? I think I need to set goals. My mom's not going to do anything. So I need to like figure that out. I need to figure out how to take care of another fucking full person. That's not good with money that wants to do stuff and have to go fun and do goes down, but also not do anything. And it can trip you that package. I didn't know how much is that a month. Okay. I got it. I'll figure it out. But I definitely need a road. She's always been okay with being broke with me. So it's like if I lose all money I've ever had, she's okay with it. So am I? I need to not think that way anymore. That's all shit. So that'd be it. Sunday. What mean to us? I'm chilling, man. My dad just took off. We're going to be oh, I need to fix my sleep. If I slept in the night, like everybody else, I woke up when everybody else wakes up at three hours, where I work out. I have three hours for I ever film anything and I got all my stuff be productive. Cause right now I wake up in a panic because I've been up so late. I'm like, oh my god. I need four hours at least fuck. I'm going to be there at 10. I'm going to get up at 9.30. Push it at 9.50. I'll be there in five minutes. In our reality, I have to do five emails. And I'm struggling all the way. I go, oh my god. Fuck, I've had to send this three minutes. I'm going to be five minutes late. Okay. So I'm going to constant of fuck hurry. Move, move. Guess it's like everywhere. I go worse constant. Everywhere I go, even if it's to upthink, I set up because I'm always like, I can do it at that amount of time. You can't. I need to take an hour. The second I wake up, where do I wake up to 70 messages? I text everyone back immediately by the time I hit the floor. I'm going to take eight messages back. And I'm going to the bathroom reading messages. I'm brushing my teeth. I get the shower and I put it on the shower cubby thing and I'm reading my shit while I'm trying to take a shower. Then I get out and I brush to my computer and I'm like, oh my god. I do all these things. All these things to be done now. Fuck. Rock on me. Your time is to film. Rock on me. Good started. Set up this ball about the wide. I'll be right there. You've heard me on the phone. All right. Cool. It's not a way to live. It's all a constant state of like, oh my god. Can I make it? So that's what I mean. My main goal is to fix that and it's something I just got to do myself. I can do it. If I just do it, I have the fear of missing out. And that's why my brain doesn't want to go to sleep. It's always been the way. So I can't wake. If I go to sleep, you're still fucking watching cool stuff and everybody's hanging out. I don't want to sleep. That's why I always do my whole life as a little kid. So I would stay up and listen to the woman. Oh, man. She's. And I just kind of sound. Yeah. There's something else. I remember I was watching Richie Rich. My mom in the middle of it goes take a shower. You have to go to sleep. Oh no. You guys are all watching Richie Rich together. There's no fucking way. She just go. And I went the hallway. I laid in the hallway. I peaked and watched the whole rest of the movie. Right when it ended my mom came to check up and said, where is he? And I couldn't get up in time. She's like, you been in the whole fucking time. Go to sleep. I wanted to watch the movie. And that's that's it. It was the first great. Everyone happened. Watching me call it Kogan. I could wrecked my sleep schedule, dude. Never been the same. God damn. Yep. You got all said. Well, that's why you're sick. That's why you're always sick. Yeah. I'm always hurting. Always. Yeah. I mean, that could really contribute to all your problems. Everything. No, everything. Everything. Wait. I wake up exhausted every day. And it's because for five hours, and I'm asleep four and a half of the sun's up. And I'm just sleeping it up. My room is we have eight windows in my room. They're all around my bed. They're all catch the sun's amount. Every morning, the sun rises on both sides of my fucking house. And I'm being hot boxed every day. We're just talking about getting blackout curtains. I think I need it because I something needs to change. If you're like me, you're something that might need me something super small or bigger than that. Just try small steps, super small steps. I give everybody advice on how to do something. I don't take it myself. It's crazy. I can fix it. I think I'm like an instant gratification person. I can fix that. I can help you be the problem right now. I can fix it. Done. Boom. Boom. You take his videos, do it right now. Well, that's going to take four months. I guess we'll start now. That's my problem. I think it's all fat guys probably. That's going to, you want me to come back to the gym tomorrow? Fuck. I rather be fat, man. That's how it happens. That's how America starts, right? Every day. That's why working out has to be fun to you. If it's not fun, it's going to be a video game. I'm going to get so buffed. But maybe if I threw a peptide in that shit, everybody I know that takes the peptides, not steroids to the peptides like the natural ones, the ones that like activate your own shit, they're all the results are insane, but also like is it healthy? I don't know. I saw Dr. Dubralio the other day at a fucking restaurant, but he was talking to somebody. I didn't want to bug him. But wanted to go up and ask him what fucking peptides he recommends. Damn it. You probably said it in the episode. No, he's telling you a piece a lot. I could be wrong to do a dollar show. name an awful lot of shun I'm gonna fucking hit DJ Dylan show thank you so much I'm gonna hit him after this episode also be like hey you're not big but you're big after watching these guys and the bare-knuckle watching the MMA guys fighting a sixth four two hundred fifty pound dude that's trained is damn you're possible imagine fighting like a Dan Henderson pretty big dude but that knows how to fight watch this bare-knuckle dude it's so simple the guys just like there's an opening I'm gonna punch you right in this fucking face and then the fights over it like you can see it all you can you can you can you graph everything you can see it all you're like always talking about but it's like those are the best of the world and it's that easy no it's not that easy they're just fucking doing it every day you're not doing it every day and that's what's the problem what I'm saying is I don't want to fight anybody dude watch these MMA guys just just shows me how fragile people are cuz man imagine getting punched once and stomped you're dead you have see guys you're going out there and they're like yeah I might die right now you imagine every hit you could just fucking die and that's my Ted talk about UFC dude it's insane I watched UFC and bare-knuckle within the same week which are two events in the same week pretty fucking awesome I had a very eventful week dude the most eventful week ever actually San Francisco show still the most fun and all the things I did this week that that no cooler feeling that shit but size that guys I think we're gonna get out of here we've been here for like what hour and a half ish maybe a little more yeah it's a simple solo catch-up episode if you're not watching unrestricted and you like solos you will fucking love unrestricted it is this times 10 because we can do whatever you want to say we're gonna play music and watch pretty fucking walk clips honestly but they always turn into a solo episode we always say we're not gonna talk too much we're saved for the solo and we always end up doing an hour and a half it always turns into that it's never not so for those on unrestricted thank you for hanging out with us we appreciate you guys every Friday there is no time but every Friday well maybe there might be a time soon we're gonna try to start pre-filming them but every Friday guys on dope as usual podcast.com come check us out it's gonna be it's always hilarious it's always ridiculous good okay Marty has to change his pants guys you guys don't know this but Marty has no pants out under that camera yeah why Woody right I was probably a lawsuit right now I just want to talk about the show Marty's dicks out every episode you guys don't see it he's like Mickey Mouse he has shoes on but he's just no pants I don't know why actually it didn't start that way that's the thing and I just didn't want to question it I was gonna say there there's some crispy but they're not even crispy so I got my marathon shoes on today I had the Nike the the vapors or whatever the my black sneakers that I usually wear but I wore them shits on the ATV and the Hawaii something shits are covered in like red red dust and I had to head in with the hose with the hose damn dad life dude I watched my shoes off with the hose today like I haven't done that in a minute it's just y'all time yeah every time I step in dog shit I have to clean this maze of fucking dog shit out of my shoes it's always the best Marty guys the else you want to throw out what we got here I'm high damn I'm back to back yeah I'm just I'm focusing now to not taking on your shit locking in a nice chapter just I never feel better than when I'm just organized and got my shirt cleaned up and locked in and everything all updated I did all day yesterday organizing a shit period I feel I always feel better about going out like it's the best to start off the finish off your week like that and go into a fresh week like that ahead of it so you're not like at the mercy of the fucking week as much as possible and if you're starting a new business right now it's not going well don't worry the world economy is pretty trash right now everyone's sales are down all music tickets are less postponement just kind of how third of his concert tickets of his shows and possible as a massive artist people just are out right now they're not spending money right now so if you have a small business your Etsy business you're this and it's not going well just keep it going it's okay the world will come back but it's like like talking about push trees like dude always just break see it's always just broken for us nothing's changed for us it's not like we're making more shit I'll be transparent with you we're a big ass company in the community but no clothing companies are really making money right now there's not a lot of popping brands like they used to be Fairfax is literally a ghost town that used to that's like watching a river dry up you know like it's like a riverbed over there it used to be rushing it's weird the world is just in a weird time I think we hit an alternate universe and right now we're in the fucking boring one but it'll come back dude something's going on don't know what it is but it'll come back so if you have a business you have something new you're starting don't take it to the heart it's not you right now just keep trying if you're making content right now and it's not working keep going because if you're making content that you make and not like example perfect example somebody said there's a video I saw I saw was really funny a couple weeks ago or we go this guy it's like man no sleeping it's totally okay I'll be fine and he picks up this red ball and he like bounce something he's in the gym he headbutts it and then it cuts to what it really is he picks him a kettlebell he's fucking dead of sleep on the ground he threw it up because he's like sleep deprived I'm like I see 40 fucking fitness influencers do it caption as if they thought of it there is so much shit out there that aren't parries at a direct ripoffs of TV's Mutant Ninja Turtles adolescent reptiles in the sewers like motherfucker it's the same shit you're just stop ripping each other off it's a it's it's crazy dude yeah cool idea you're just gonna fucking do it without saying hey I saw somebody do this it was hilarious here's my take on it so if you're making content the world is bored of content right now because they're seeing the same shit over and over and over and over from a different creator same exact stuff so if you're making content just keep making it you'll find it you ever see people like I can't believe I found this on my page thank you well you'll start getting those what you start getting those you'll know you found your little your little lane just keep making content that you like not content that you think people will like because you saw it and they liked it already that's like making a song and changing up the fucking word in the same cadence the same beats like fool you we already have this stop biting each other so if your goal is to make content that other people make you just repurpose it and redo it good luck dude but if you're out there making content is you really like it just keep going if it's not working right now it's because it's kind of dying right now just letting you know that it's on the downward right now it'll come back up and when it comes back up you already be there you'll be there for a while making context you stop these other people that are copying people will eventually stop making content because you can only copy people so long for people don't care anymore so that's my other rant if you're out there just keep doing it because like my YouTube is too terrible right now I'm getting absolutely no fucking love from YouTube at all and it is what it is I'll keep making my content I know I like to do I'll keep doing it and making for money anyway so it's fun to me if that's what boat you're in just keep doing it dude you'll always hear people content like I made content for years before it finally took off that's fine that's super cool keep it going if you have a podcast and you just started it it better be really interesting because everybody in the world has started a podcast in the past two years and there's a reason why podcasts aren't as big as they were because there's 9,000 of them dude why go on your podcast when you start my own is what every rapper thinks every athlete thinks this dog you only have like 10 stories and I'm fucking over it like go on podcasts if you feel you need to make a podcast make sure you got something to talk about you have a community you're talking to is if not dude you're just by the equipment for no fucking reason people have something to say but do you even care about it and if you can't answer that question don't start a fucking podcast dude just have fun with your own ways other than that make it if you have something to say it's gonna be fun fucking do it if you do you do great make it so everybody out there starting podcast starting content or already in it is not going to say well just keep fucking trying it'll work and if you are doing that shit it's already working well. Take my eyes or don't you already know what you do it but for everyone out there like what could I do I'm a new content creator that's my advice do shit that you think is cool not listen that you think not that other people already dated just doing it again you didn't think of that do shit that you think of I like making parodies of popular shit I'll make it and flip it make one of it that's just because it's funny to me it's not my content I don't go fuck with that content I make fucking videos making that content short stuff is just kind of funny to make fun of the masses that's how I see it and that's why people really like my stupid skits I used to do I'll bring it back I haven't been lately they've been doing really well so there it is guys just make content that you think is fun I made a content creator the other day oddly enough he was our waiter my little brother recognized him and he's like real big on TikTok or something and I'm like he's like he's a waiter yeah full of people have jobs do you think because you make TikTok videos you're rich well but is that what you think just because you make content doesn't mean you have all the money you're the fuck most people have regular regular jobs but he even said I go online and stuff but I was I quit my job for a while but this isn't paying off so I came back to my job and I still do TikTok my good that's what I want to hear like yeah I'm down to work I'm a human being just because I have a popularity thinking online is it mean I can't work so just remember that too if you have a good thing you know I want to make this full-time well work until it is full-time keep your job remember that I worked at you haul I still did share work for my dad I worked movie companies I still did stuff while I was doing YouTube videos because you're not that cool do nobody's that cool unless you're making a million dollars and you can just do shit we're not that cool we're just gonna work you're still to do stuff because your content creator doesn't mean that's your job it could be your hobby and your side income until it takes off that's my advice for small creators keep your fucking job because I have four other jobs are called fucking my businesses like work on them all day have to all right that's the end of my rant before I get the fuck out of here to long time rant okay already if you give it what piece of advice is somebody that wants to be marketing editor or editing agency or something that you do what's the one thing you would tell me you could do right now with the tools of today not one thing what's give me a 30 second pitch that might be three ideas in one or it might be like get this you download that you're going to use that that way it's not one thing you're like oh I should have told about Adobe oh fuck I should have told about task manager I should have told well like somebody's asked you to elevate you be like I gotta take a shit as soon as this door open they gotta go I'll give you advice like something quick so the best advice that I could give you is to knock it caught up and then if you're gonna get caught up in anything have it be experience don't get caught up in the gear don't get caught up in the education side of it don't get caught up in worrying and trying to get clout and all this type of shit just get involved and then go from there and get involved in things that make you uncomfortable and that you haven't done before different aspects digital media and then once you get an understanding if you're able to get with a company that already does that and you can kind of learn for free fucking do it I always have had an aversion to working for companies my whole goal was to never work for a company it was just to be my own boss that is a very you but also it's like not you got to think of it as partnering with companies you know you can be your own company and they can hire you and but you can learn so much and then over time you decide what you're going to kind of master and really specialize in and focus on and be great at but if you're going to get your degree don't be like I'm going to go get my degree and then I'm going to go start working you got to be two knees deep in while you're getting the degree that's what's going to matter the the experience is going to matter more than the degree and the equipment you can get along the way yeah you don't feel a bit with degrees it suck it yeah nobody's ever asked me about my degree by the way it's really never come up it's like you're perfect but experienced matters I don't care if you don't you know how to build a house do it then I don't care if you want to school yeah if you're lucky enough to have with some sort of mentor that's gonna if you can if you can somehow get somebody with real experience to that's gonna be there to kind of hold your hand or answer your questions value that shit and just just go with it and appreciate it that I didn't get somebody like that till I was fucking 15 years in this somebody that could kind of answer questions like the basics connect dots help me out a little bit you know so it's just it's all about just getting out there and it's not going to be fun you got to be like I got I'm trying to get uncomfortable for these like for the first five years I'm gonna get I'm gonna throw myself in the deep end and I really don't know what I'm doing yep that that's that's what I'm doing here will be to downtown it'd be the worst part ever so I know how bad it could get to chaos try it thanks good advice a great advice fuck the gear fuck everything else try to be cool be good be good at what you do and show up and do it right it's all don't cut corners like I'm still thinking of like a goofy thing I did for when I was five be that guy oh man I'm not gonna let you do that because I remember that time you fucked that thing off even though you didn't need to I'm gonna quit that's it I'm gonna go work somewhere else because I can't fuck a little with this be be embarrassed enough for yourself to make sure you nothing bad ever goes out there's something shitty goes out and you're like yeah I'm okay with it that's your standard you find another team because I don't want you on my team like it's that serious I need to haunt you yes I need that girl H. She on the fucking stage and fell I'm still thinking about it dude when I didn't say the newer I'm still thinking about it dude piss me off and when he said she gave you gold I don't want to hear that again I don't ever know so yes but Marty said what I said combine it find your way into all oh shit and then a new way to hold the joint I like this like what's up man well my feet did your fingers look hold time it's all simple this is the way I'm monkey would do it I like it okay I'm gonna get out of here we're talking about animals now thank you guys so much for being here we appreciate you this spin the dope is usual podcast every Tuesday at all platforms at 12 30 tell your fucking friends tell your homies spotify thank you for being cool with us unrestricted every friday dope is usual podcast dot com fall Marty's Instagram drastic graphics it's still drastic graphics I know it's it's Mario Neil is it drastic graphics under it no it's Mario Neil why do I keep seeing that name it's the website drastic graphics dot com is that on it's it's on 20 your bottom name on 20 it might be or maybe it's your Instagram still all I can see is that okay never mind let's bring Marty made another Instagram guys go follow on Instagram um don't put usual podcast dot com that's all our information so I don't really go like follow Twitter follow this follow that but go follow our shit man we have a clips channel it's there you can follow if you want we don't really post on it well we'll figure that that channel out because it doesn't work we got a pretty funny guest lined up for next week too I'm excited about oh yes that's right say Dr. Derby if he took the mushroom from uh Mario got bigger pretty much okay guys we're out of here thank you for being here tell your homies uh hello for us tell your homies to watch this show if you're driving be safe if you're at school if you're at work it'll be over soon don't worry if you're hanging out at home hell yeah sick you're hanging out with friends even better but if you're driving be safe don't crash your car pay attention look over your fucking shoulder when you merge remember mirrors don't do it all look over your shoulder when you merge all right be safe don't crash we uh appreciate you guys for watching have a dope best day