Dave Bluntz, a comedian and rapper, discusses his recent viewing experiences, focusing on a movie scene that deeply resonated with him due to its raw portrayal of emotional chaos and personal betrayal. He finds the experience relatable, recalling moments in his own life where trust and communication failed. He also critiques the finale of a major show, describing it as underwhelming and safe, noting that the dramatic climax didn’t meet his expectations—especially the final scene where a character names a child after a previous partner, which he finds jarring and emotionally shallow. Bluntz reflects on his personal life, including his relationship with his partner, which he describes as supportive and grounding, and shares his deep curiosity and engagement with online communities like tweaker talk, where he observes and connects with people’s struggles. He acknowledges his own emotional investment in these stories, often seeing reflections of himself in others’ experiences. The conversation also touches on his admiration for certain comedic and niche content, such as "Invincible" and "Family Guy," and his growing self-awareness around his emotional patterns, including boredom, isolation, and the need for connection. Despite the chaotic tone of the discussion, Bluntz presents a thoughtful, introspective perspective on entertainment, relationships, and identity, showing how personal experiences shape his reactions to media. He ends with a candid, humorous reflection on his lifestyle, including his routines, small-town roots, and the ways in which digital culture both entertains and deeply influences his worldview.
- Oh, you can. (funky music) - Perfect. - Welcome back to the Dope's Usual Podcast. My name is Thomas Dope's Yola. This is my close, Marty O'Neil. - Some guys. - Guys, welcome back in a fan favorite guest. I think it's the fourth time. - Fourth time. - Fourth time. Welcome back, rapper Dave Bluntz. I should say comedian rapper Dave Bluntz. (laughing) Full union to start right in your show. You start right in your skits. You see these obsession guys? They were just funny. - Yeah, brother. - Yeah, they're rich. - 100 million in shit. That's crazy. - Did you watch that movie? - Yes, pretty good. It's pretty good. - How'd you look? - We won't spoil it, but how did you feel leaving? - Um, I'm like, damn, relatable. - Relatable. - I feel like PTSD came for a lot of theories. That ever dodged shoes and stuff. - Actually, it was crazy. Especially the scene where she's like screaming in the restaurant or, I don't know if it was a restaurant. - It was a restaurant. - Yeah. - It made me uncomfortable immediately. - It was just sad. - What is this? - It wasn't a good day. - Uh-uh. - You know, it's crazy. - But there was a lot. I think that it's really, it was because I've acted like that bitch. - Oh, no, no, no. - No, we were having it, mate. - We are. - D. - Yeah, you know what I'm saying? - You don't get as you get up. - No. - Yeah, but you know how many times I've said, we were having a good day, you know what I'm saying? I've said that so many times. - Yeah, but not like that. I have done that. - Oh, okay. - And this, you know what I'm saying? - Shut up, ox again, let's go. - Bitch, I said we were gonna have a party. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, um, yeah, man, that shit was crazy. I can see both sides, to be honest. Yeah, yeah, bro, that shit. - I've been on both sides of that spectrum. - Yeah, I haven't luckily, but I could see like, a shrill scream, like I think I'm just gonna be single. That would be, would be the absolute worst. I don't, I don't get it. - I don't know, I feel like he could have just played it, played it right here. - He could have played it. - I think he could have just played it well. - If he really wanted, only fans. Like, this is what I like. You're gonna make us so much money. - I wouldn't say come to her out, but, could have made a promising career. There's a lot of guys out there that wish for that, for that stupid level of girl. (laughing) - Nah, man, I mean, you want, you wish you'd do him TV. - I don't. (laughing) - No, nobody wants that level of stupid, uh, but she, the thing is, like I said, I see, I've been on both sides of that spectrum, like, you know, when he's going home and he, you know, he's like telling her, he's rehearsing like, you can't kill the cat. You can't kill the cat. Like, some of these have been, (laughing) - Not that situation. - Not that situation. - Not that specific situation, but like, where you're rehearsing, telling your girl something, like, oh, come on, we can't be doing this, we can't be doing this, we can't be doing this. And then like, in the moment, you know, you fold or, some shit. - I used to say it's great, like, tell him, he's, his mom's a bitch, he calls you fat, tell him, his mom's a bitch, I already want to class. I'm going to class, I mean, one kid cry like that, and I forever, we'll talk shit. Once you talk shit and it works, you have a superpower. - Yeah, no, that shit's like, like, when homelander laser that dude in the, in front of everybody. - Is that Smiley? - Yeah. - What a scary moment. - It's me and homelander, did you see the season? You think I did see the end? - What do you think you're talking about? - A second dick! - What you think you're talking about? - Oh, shit. (laughing) - He went out like a bitch. He went out like, such a bitch. I can't believe that he offered to eat it. That was. - I've seen a live action death note on Netflix. - Live action? - Yeah, yeah, they got a live action movie on Netflix. - Oh, I did, I'm lost. - People don't like it, but I actually do, but I'd never seen the anime. - Same story? - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know. - Does the guy die at the end? The main character? - No. - No. - Then it's not the same. - What the fuck? - Yeah, Batman has bold parents in this version. - That sounds fucking stupid. (laughing) I have a bold parents, and she's like Elon Musk. - Yeah. - Yeah, I have a cool life. I have a crazy ex-wife. - But fucking the boys, what did you think about the finale? - The finale, I feel like could it be in right here? A little crazier, I didn't like the last scene. I don't like the fact that, hey, I know I'm fucking you, but let's name our daughter, the girl I was fucking before you. - What the fuck? That's crazy, bro! I mean, she did die, you know what I'm saying? - I know, but it's like, you know, let's name our daughter, the girl I was banging before you. That made me feel a little bit, I guess. But I'm gonna say that was the ending for me. I thought the ending was gonna be ending someone covered in blood, raining supreme. - Exactly, I thought there was gonna be a bigger battle, a bigger fight. - I thought it was gonna be three years in the distance, and the future at home that is covered in blood, just cleaning India up, murdering everybody. - I like how the way he cleans up India is killing them. - Oh man, that's the only way to clean up. - There's gonna stretch after that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And that's a every street vendor, and all stomach viruses dropped dramatically. - Yeah. - That's all, I figured that's what he would do. Maybe we'll stop the wars. - You guys had me sitting outside in the beating sun. - Bro, I give you my number. - You said I'll be here at 209, I checked at 210. I'm like, where's he at? Also, it's really funny, but I'm like, where's he at? Marty goes, he must be in the blind spot. That's funny as hell, 'cause you were in the only bar. - Bro, he's literally standing there and staring at the cameras. - Under to the right. Is the only part we can't see. - Can we put down the damn show? Who wasn't going to give me? - I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry. - It was not a problem. - But, no, I think the finale, like you said, to me, it could have been, I think it was very safe. - It was safe. - I don't have no issue with that. I just wanted, like everything that needed to happen, home-lander needed to die, but you needed to die. I'm okay with that, but I just don't like how it happened. - I thought, but you made it all the way through and on like a spiteful hunt, you're just gonna let him kill you. I don't like it. Come on, he's supposed to make it through, dude. - Who butchered? - Yeah, he's made it all the way through. - Bro, he's just a bad as home-lander. - Is he? - He is though. I mean, he didn't like rape or anything. - He shouldn't take evil out, though. - You know what? - He's kind of like Walter White, evil for good. - Nah, man, Walter White, that's different. - I mean, he also did some wild shoes. - That's true, but like, he's on some like, the only good, nigga is a dead, nigga-type shoe. - For real, right? - Yeah, that's for real. Like, the only good, soup is an innocent. - Oh, we try to release the virus, yeah. - You're right, you're right, you know what? I take it back a little, he didn't need to die. - Yeah. - Okay, but did you watch Gen V? - I did, they cancel that shoe unfortunately. - I mean, the whole show's over, so I get why they canceled it. But I thought Marie Monroe with her fucking special blood virus thing. - Yeah, they were building it up to be as strong as homeland. - I thought there was shoes. - Britsweeds and nothing. - Yeah. - I thought she was gonna find A-Train in the woods, bring his ass back to life, and A-Train was gonna show up at the end and run straight through home. - Exactly, that's what I thought was going down, dude. - Oh man, like, and then A-Train, he was, if, oh, I don't know if you noticed this, but he was such a bitch, that whole show. There would be a moment where he'd be like- - He was supposed to be. - He would stand up to somebody and then they'd be like, "No, you're a bitch, A-Train, fuck you." And he'd cower down. And the one time he stood up for himself. He died, bro. Damn. - White man killed him by a tree in the woods. - Yeah. - Well, sounds familiar, I don't like it, dude. - Oh, it's crazy as fuck, but. Nah, I fuck with the show heavy though, man. Listen, you're a good thing for your people, man, they're making the boys in Mexico. - You're about that? You're people. That's Jewish people making that show. First off, making a show, but the boys in Mexico? - Yeah, that's the next continuation of the boys. - I gotta be honest, bro, how? - I don't know, we're gonna have Mexican homeland, right? - I know, but like, I have Pedro Pascal plan. - A hundred percent, oh, come on, dude. You know what? I'll be the guy that turns into the dick or whatever. I don't care if it's a Mexican thing about just look at me this way, not this way, and cast me, please. I'll say Spanish, real proper, with no accent whatsoever. Like every Mexican in a show that starts to talk, my, my, yeah, my, before you just talk like me, now you're saying Mexican boys, I don't like that shit. Show was great, loved it. Do you watch "Invincible"? - Of course. - I love season two. - Oh, bro, never seen it. - Never seen it. - Never seen it. - I got right to where Oliver's being a psychopath. - Oh, yeah. - And kills the smaller twins. That's where I'm at. - I think that might be season three. Is this season three? - I might be jumping by. - You're probably right, darling. - Yeah, I don't know, but that shit. - Dude. - "Invincible" is peak, bro. That shit's fire. - That shit's awesome, man. - I didn't know I was missing all the shows. - Yeah, bro. "Invincible" that shit's fire. - What else you watch her enough? - Well, you know, I'm going back and rewatching all the spider-man movies for the new one coming out. Fuck Tom Holland, well. - Oh, it's okay. Tom Holland, I think, is the coolest actor with the worst movies, and Tom McGuire has the coolest movies with the worst actor. - But most believable spider-man. - Hold on a second. You think Tom McGuire is a bad actor? - Have you seen Part Three returns a spongebob at the fucking prom? He's got all black and fucking emo hair, that shit. - I will defend this shit, bro. He's a fucking dweeb. When he gets to the symbiote, he's doing what he thinks a cool person would do. - 'Cause he's a fucking nerd. - Exactly. - That's why he's the wildest. - That's the whole point, man.
That's why I said he's the wackest Tom Hall is at least like I'll pull a bitch for you to know he's not cool, bro He's cool. It was one is Andrew Garfield. That's because he's a kind of a dick Exactly, but Tom Holland man. He's just a fucking kid. He's a kid, bro. He doesn't supposed to be It's the high school. I know man, but the other niggas wasn't high school, too. He was fucking dirty Like he's he's done nothing. He's done nothing. He's besides part of any mean Right, no, the Tom Holland that spider man. He's done nothing. Oh, I see what you're saying. He saved nobody. He saved this classroom At our future and I did that before there was a fucking kid who was having a lurchic reaction. I grabbed his epic and fucking stabbed him in the neck I guess I'm spider man. That's true Upside down kiss my bitch. It's only true. Okay, you know what yeah, but the movies are as cool as the Toe McGuire ones I think those movies were more fun to watch and the Toe McGuire ones were more fun to watch Of course, I just don't think Toe McGuire was like, yes, he was the shit But now I see Tom Holland go, yeah, I like this actor. And then he's like British So I just that pisses me off. I know he's British. He's running around sounding like a high-pitched teenager Mr. Stark like it does piss me off when English actors I still like his movies, but they just I don't know This new one has a potential to be good because he like lost all the Iron Man tech and all that shit And he's like broke his fuck, you know depressed lost as like everybody knows who he is Put out a mixtape is all here. He's gonna put a fucking mix. Oh, yeah, hopefully Tom oh hell no spider man struggle wrap Did you watch spider noir? No, I didn't I like it the first episode. I just got to keep watching it slow on the last episode. It's a little slow But I'm gonna keep watching I'm waiting for that though. It makes me laugh. There's a couple of parts like I love niggas cage man There's more of his hilarious niggas cages. He's great dude. Anything else you're watching, um, man, I'm watching a bunch of shit What another show Don't say love Island all fucking be mad at you. No, my girl be watching that shit. Yeah, everyone does yeah Check that it's actually pretty interesting. I watched a few episodes with her and then I'm like, I don't know if I can keep watching this But it's pretty interesting. I'm not going on It's like the tallest pretty small the fucker wins dogless and this shit That's all it's gonna have whoever doesn't have only fans. He picks I'm shows over dude. I just did a bit on stage the other day and it went great But I said retarded 86 times. It's about love Island Fucking awesome, I can't wait to post a clip dude. People are different. It's crazy I've been to a watch party of that it's the only time I've ever seen it in my friend through a watch I'll go I'll go my wife and I'm sitting there like oh my god you guys are bested. I Know she said you'll go with your girlfriend. I'll go with you. What do I know? I say girl from I have to go for the so long Both she's the same person Sometimes sometimes go to obsession. We're like what do you want to eat and then and I'm standing in the fucking corner We were happy to get a good day. We were fucking big thought. That's the only argument we get into All right, enough of nerd talk. Do you care about the world cup or sports rinsing with? I mean, you know, nigga like me can't put down the cup. You know I'm not able to put that shit down Arsenal FC or I don't know what the teams are. I don't know if that's an actual team I don't even know about that. I'm just seeing Arsenal FC. It's like L.A.F.C Minor leaks no, it's like America team is the all star If you were born in America, you can play in the world cup for your country I mean, I mean like you know how there's a bunch of teams every state You did pick all the all stars they play on the America team. If they're born in America for the world. It is all right Like we get the all-star team like the Olympics all start team Yeah, the people cut by me. Yeah, that's what I'm you guys always wanted from your country like the Olympics Yeah, but like L.A.F.C Some of those guys make it just some of those guys from New York. That's how they dream team. Yep. All I know is Mexicans are so small They jump so high and they're so fast. They're so fast Speaking of Mexicans I remember you remember a few years ago and they came out and said they have proof of aliens and they brought that fucking The world will let Mexico do that. We talked about it on the show. That looks like a Mexican. They would never let Mexico do it first No, we're to Mexico's like the fun Goofy guys of the world like They always try to trick and hit the soccer ball like I like these guys. Nobody goes. I hate Mexicans. Let's do like a racist Yeah, they're usually pretty cool As I'm I mean the ones here guys here working. I don't know about other places Not the ones outside the studio. Whatever it is outside studio We got these guys outside the studio man when the World Cup started I went out to park my car Yeah, and I look and one of these guys is breaking the light pole I'm like for what though and then he pops it Imagine setting your makeup then forgetting it's even theirs Meet new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York Zelda mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all-day comfy grip No tightness no stickiness no residue just plum Dewey hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York Maybe it's Mabelie Open runs a fucking extension core into the light pole of the city Go to school and get a better job because if you can do that what a genius, right? I would have been bring you got a pretty nice car out there. I would have been breaking the car I'll tell you what he was doing then he duct tape the light in there ran an extension cord across the street There's a TV this big inside that bush when you leave they're all watching the World Cup now there's a fucking Bench bar with weights out there. Oh shit. Yeah, that nice me. It's like just go to work. They came here They've been here for two and a half fucking weeks every day Extension cord across the street of a main street Nobody said shit I can't get away with it That shit is hilarious run extension cord. It's a yellow extension It's brightest shit, and there's about 12 dudes in a bush watching on a TV Party and shooting dice and chill and hard. Let's get the generator you have in your truck I can see the fucking gender they use it every day. Mm-hmm. Anyway the cops came that that shit's gone They finally caught him the cops game. Oh, no, yeah, they did they asked for our cameras. They cost 14 bands and damage. They said 14k and damage to the trying to arrest somebody. I'll just I don't have the camera All that in peace only guy. I like only guy. I like with the glasses. This is the one Okay, ready you have a new album coming out love the album cover It's almost like a mirror mirror on the wall. Yeah, you know white thing When I see it, you know what I'm saying got a mirror open up my pants trying to see my dick I came up with the idea as I was going to the album cover shoot. I'm like I got to shoot my album cover or Know the day before I had a schedule, and I don't know what I'm gonna do and I was like What if I just have a mirror trying to look at my dick and then snapped like that's just perfect it goes with the There it is. I'll believe it when I see it. You know what I'm saying? So it looks so cinematic with the Sunlight coming through the way in the background of velvet pants. It looks like Different there's like different sets there. They were like which one do you want? I'm like, let's see that farm set I just think it would be funny for me to be in a barn and then we took some other pictures Where I was you know had like my full tracks suit on them like I See them. I'm like, hmm. I think we need to go shirtless for this I think we need to go shirtless for this old. Yeah, I like that mother. I need to go shit We had a guest. It's like I can't come on yet. I gotta lose my way. It go Damn our hype. Do you fucking athletic because I can't do that? Let's fold on not fuck that shirtless dick joke Love it dude. They made me die lot. We were all together. Well, it's already read a restaurant I'm like, yeah, this is gonna do some people really fuck with it though. That was pretty fun. What's the drama? July 17th. Oh Shit, this right. Yeah today the third. So there's a third Friday the 17th is dropped So this is gonna drop Tuesday right before that. Okay far and all platforms everything obviously But I'll believe it when I see it Yeah, what are the songs how many songs are on this 12 man? I've been working on this album for about a year I've been battling the music industry and A whole bunch of crazy shit to personal demons to get this album out and it's finally here Man, I'm happy about all you any features. All me no features. Thank you. I hate when there's 12 feature on album, dude It's it's all me. I don't really like other artists are rappers for real. So yeah, it's all me Damn near self-produced every track Worked with a producer his name is Victor. He's from Belgium. Really cool kid Victor from Belgium, huh? Yeah, yeah. He's a cool dude He spells it with a K. So you know he's from oh you know the niggas from overseas. He's spelling it slight He's wearing a Puma's for sure slightly misspelled their names and shit. They love them. Adidas track suits and shit love it They do it's I think you jump higher But so now we we just locked in over the past year was countless studio
sessions until seven in the morning and cooking up at my house and all types of shit. It's been a crazy ass journey, but the song you put on the album picture on Instagram. I hate, I mean, I just hate that that shit was stuck in my head for like maybe three hours. Oh, the song is bigger. Yeah, insane. I'm like, yeah, I'm saying these words in my head while I'm just doing life. You never know what who's in traffic doing what? I love that song because that's actually a song I released last year, but. Yeah, it's older, but I remember thinking bold, bold intro. I was crazy because when I made that song, you know, I just got with my girl, like, you know, me and my girlfriend just got together and she just moved out here with me. And it was just like, that was like the air in my life. Like, hell yeah, you know, I was losing weight at the time. But the fuck is like, you're not losing weight. You're getting bigger and shit. And, and it was like, you know, said I lost weight. They said I got bigger. That's okay. Some students do that. You know, it was just going crazy. I talk about my girl. Like, I don't found me a bitch. I don't care if I'm small. I don't find me a bitch that I live my tummy. Like, I feel like. I'm like, bro, we are in that. Like that nigga right now. Oh, quick question. Before I get into the rest of the album, you can answer these back to back to you. What is the widest thing about you right after? What is the blackest thing about you? I think I can I tell you what I think and then you tell me what you think in your own. Okay, go ahead. I think the blackest thing about you is you say the N word all the time. And the widest thing about you is you say the N word all the time. I thought of that as a question my teeth today. So you know what? It's the say, you know, the Mexican thing about you. You say the N word all the time. I love that word. You guys love bro too. Mexicans. So do Indians. I think it's anybody foreign. Anybody foreign. It's like, what's the American bro? Is nobody says dude? Yeah, just say dude. I know you're fucking a white washed American dude. And what's up, bro? That's Stan when he was Canadian Mexican in that American dad. Oh, that's an Armenian. That's a Russian that's here scamming. Bro, you want this gold? I run out of gas or boss. I hate one of my firecogrid boss. What boss? Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that. Oh, you know what? I just said to myself and imagine it. Yeah, I don't like it either. I have somebody on my team always says boss. That shit is annoying as fuck. But the most sensual thing is what's a paga. Are you trying to fuck me? Oh my god. I think the the widest thing about me, you know, I black people always say like, oh, you talk white. I guess just because I articulate myself pretty well. Yeah, not C8, you know what I'm saying? And then the blackest thing. It's a hard question. The blackest thing about me. Um, damn, what's the blackest thing about me? That's crazy. I'm a black girlfriend. That's the blackest thing about me. That's the black guy thing would be to hit a white girl. Exactly. Oh, wait. Yeah, I guess that's the whitest thing about me. Um, I've got heart disease. All right, you know what? Right on the head, dude. You're not wrong. Okay. Sorry. Back to the album. I just had to ask that. It's the first time we did that segment. Someone's thinking about you. And what's the blackest thing about you? I was what I say. What's the whitest thing? Fuck what I said? Like, what's the most Mexican thing about you? Like, what was it? The seven year old. What or was it your eight year olds watching your one year old? I can't remember what we said, but we wrote it down. Fuck it. Move on. Uh, the most Mexican thing about you. Uh, what do you think it is? Um, my brother is 24 years younger than me. Oh, shit. That's pretty burned out. Not your free SPM. I'm not a free SPM. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. It's so funny to bring that up around Mexican. They all have the same reaction. Like, no, no, that's fake. Like, she would be in prison. Don't I know some folks from text that love him and I'm like, I know you look. I know you fuck with him. I know. I don't even find a SPM anything in my body. You'd be lucky. No, no, no, no, no. I've just showed him the other day. Who SPM was? Bookcase of CDs and shit. What's the zipper? I do. I do. But never know. SPM. Do that. Never did. Um, I heard about him in high school, when he was already getting in jail. What do you do? Oh, no, I'm good. Dude. What's no multiple times? I'm not. Oh, no, dude. The CD's 18 and over. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I'm not an SPM. Like saying, you're an R Kelly supporter dickhead. I believe I can fly still a fucking Bayer. Can you write the beginning of space? Yeah. All right, listen, I'm gonna piss on somebody. Yeah. Is there really shit on you guys in the industry? Yeah, I don't piss on your daughters. He's a prison. If who's a prison, I would be doing FaceTime's 30 bucks R Kelly. Get up. Same for this girl. She's gonna sell me $30 all day. Bro, yeah, damn. I would be extorting the fuck out of our Kelly. Like, use that voice. Use it. They probably are. No, they are. They're beating his ass in there. Yeah. Yeah. He's not having the road treatment like he thought he might. Did he might be? Y'all did he's having his way in there, bro. He's on his stomach on someone's back slipping his slide in right now. His brain is on someone's lower back. I just want to say, you know, I know Diddy's kids. They're pretty cool people. Yeah, they're too. Hey, man, you know, shit. Diddy's definitely having his way in there. He's having his way in there. He's doing whatever the fuck he wants. He always does. He wants. But I seen the Diddy documentary. The only thing that I got from it. I was like, nothing to do, whatever he wanted. And anytime anywhere. Remember, he's on Ellen and he said something. He goes, Hey, you know, I got those tapes. Yeah. We talked about that. And they just keep talking like it's a regular show. Have you seen the clip? He goes to Ellen goes, you know, who got all these tapes? He like shut up right to her on camera. And they left it in. I don't know. But you have to apologize. Like, I know your kids, but you're dead. That's not right. It's like, yo, you're some of our parents suck. You don't blame T.I. You're having a shitty son. You don't associate my king. Wait, no, that's T.I. That's his. That's his. That's his son. That motherfucker's wild. I've never seen anybody with money go. I'm struggling. No, for real. I'd be fucking like, yeah, I have three meals a day sick. You see his Instagram? Yeah, you're tripping. Making bowls out of aluminum foil so you can eat cereal. Wash the wash bowl. Just cause when I just got to do this back then, struggle. I'm like, you're eating fucking health food. No, I'm seeing a mo milk. You have vaulted ceilings behind you. All right, sorry. Off again, boom, album's coming out July 17th. Any music videos ready? Couple. Yeah, I got some ready. I got some ready. You know, I've really been trying to make the music videos as cinematic as possible. You know, I'm riding like full scripts for them and shit. And more like movie references. That's what I should say instead of parodies. Not the exact just hinting. Yeah, just like certain moments from different things that I like, like I think in my last video at the end, where I like lit somebody on fire, I said fucking like, it's just been revoked. Yeah, don't say it. It's just been revoked. What, 1998 ass movie is that? It's not Mel Gibson. It's who movies it's leave the weapon. Oh, so it is. I got it from Fatica, oh, when he says it, that doesn't make sense, Peter. Yeah. You watch the new season. Family guy. Yeah. Yeah. You see where? Sturry and Lois take edibles. Yeah, that shit was crazy. I'm on mine, dude. Any folly under she's finally just adds them. Yeah, she was lit. Do Lois. Oh, shitty wife. I don't worry. No, no, no. She's she's constantly letting Quagmire hit on her. And then she goes to a resort with him, hoping he tries to bang her because she feels left out. Peter's worse. She still sucks. I don't think Peter's worse. I think you know, he's a good, he's a good husband. He doesn't cheat on her. You know, you know, he's no one's trying to bang him. Yeah. He got fire from the brewery. Yeah, I think I think Lois is a great wife. She holds them down through all his fucking shenanigans with all that. Yeah. Yeah. I sure you're right. But also like, I never heard this case that she's like a horrible. She holds around it. And there's a couple of seasons where she goes, mom, you know, mom already has two cell phones. They say that about her. It's like, oh, she's cheating on this one. Over the past like five years, they've been saying little things. If you really watch family guy, there actually is character development. Yeah. She's becoming more jaded and going, I'm going. Exactly. With all the bullshit that Peter. That's what I'm saying. He's the worst. He's the worst. He farts and my farts are like, all right. I banged. Clean up. Clean me up. And he goes to sleep. Yeah. It's a funny sky on TV. But he's pretty bad husband. Yeah. He's an okay husband. Shit. Shit dad. They treat me like shit, dude. Yeah. Come on. But they all do. I know, but it's so funny.
to watch it. She's like, uh, was that guy Ian or Aaron, danger Aaron from Jackass? He's like, you're just the punch bag. We're all gonna make fun of you and talk shit to you. Do you watch the last Jackass? I've actually never seen any of those movies. That's some white shit, man. That's, that's, that's some white boy shit. That's the blackest thing about him. Yeah. Like you think about me. I don't watch Jackass. I don't know, man, like, they're punching each other on the nuts, slapping each other brother on toilets. Like, I don't know, that's just gay. Imagine setting your makeup then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new groupie setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new groupie setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Maybe it's Mabelie. Jack dosito. Yeah, what about like OG when I came out, not just when I was like, when it's never seen any of this. Wow, it was very funny for a long time. The past two were okay. There are some parts where I don't like, and about 80% of them like, yeah, I wouldn't do that. This is fun. It's hell. It's like watching real TV or ridiculousness, but just the same people and in different scenes. You should watch the first one, man. American nostalgia. I'm going to check it out. Are they running out of shit to do with this point or like? The last episode came out. The last movie came out last week. It's over forever. Oh, they're like all old. Yeah, but they have like fine new cast members because they're like, yo, I'm not jumping out of that moving car. You do it. That's why they're like here. Why did down? Why did down? It's over. They're all fucking 50, 55, and I'll broke all their bones and put things in their ass and say that's over there. They're like, Steve, but it's still like putting fish hooks in his face. He's tripping, bro. He's still doing. Yes. She's, and I just watched the thing when they put the fish hook and put them in the shark tank. Yeah. They get it two times. He's like, it's the first one. It wasn't a good angle. So they did it again the next day, but he had to do hell of coke to do it. What the first? He's still doing coke. No, when they did it in that movie, when he flipped in the movie, they put him in the open water and the sharks coming and he just playing kicks the shark as the only reason to get bit. What's your tripping, dude? Okay. How much are you going to pay? Not around those sharks. No, no, no, no sharks, bro. That's crazy. Quick question. Are you into tweaker talk, like tweaker tick talk, Instagram tweaker's pages? Do you get stuck? Yes. Bro, the schizophrenic people that be on their bones. Oh, bro, there's this dude. There's this dude. There's this video. I got to show you. I got to show you. I got to show you. I don't know. Maybe I can sit at him. We can put in on editing, you know, high-future Marty. Bro, his dude, he's talking about somebody broke into his car and stole his license. Oh, he's like, oh, I got some reals. The bed, nice lady. She's walking up. She's covered in the sores. He goes, try to break into my room. Nice. And a fucking video. She's stabbing her bed. You know, that place stinks. I can smell the fucking room. Okay. And it's like, it's crazy because these people have like, I don't know how it showed up before you pays out like no likes, no likes for comments. It's because you follow me and it probably goes to people you follow because I usually get him at like 15 likes, 20 likes. Exactly. And I'll just invest. I invest early. Yeah, I follow. I comment. Oh, man. I comment. So I come back. Please. Oh, shit. No, Nick wants. Yeah, like, I need a bigger bed knife. That's what I put down the bed knife. Is that pitch? She's good. So, um, this dude, bro, look at his shit. Yep. He's breaking into my car, taking my license. I don't have places to push. I'm hopeless. I didn't lose my wallet in my house. He's like, I'll have places to put shit. I'll be saying that shit all the time. You know, my girl be like, she'll move like certain stuff around the career. But I'll be like, why are you doing? I don't have places to put shit. Oh, she begins so bad. I just be saying that. I love that. He's the same as I was. I've been a very, very, very, very sadly discussively investing in a person a tweaker from Arizona. I mean, dude, it's been like two months. I have a 15 minute interview with him after this over the phone. Oh, shit. His name is mage mazer and he's a Mexican that lives outside and he has cash phrases and does ads all day, but he's tweaking and doesn't understand crop the video. So he'd be like this. You're someone, go. Hey, what's the, and it's always delayed as well. And he'd like catch me and it clips and he comes catch me and it's never edited and his phone's broken. So, and then it's got he lives this car. So you're post all nice tweaker. So he'll be to sit in the car and it's cuts to sweat. Yes, Mexican. Shut up for Arizona tire and he just does him all night. I love him, dude. He's so messed out. I can't. It's all about his like auto business. Oh, we found him because he has a construction. I found a guy doing an ad like call mage mazer construction. He's given the ad and everything and he brings out a gun. That's his catch phrase. I'm really digging out. I was texting him at three a.m. Because that's when tweakers are up and I'm like, you ready for tomorrow? I need to 12 hour. I need to 12 hour advance you because I don't trust you. Anyway, this is a parking lot at 7 11. I can't get enough. I'll send it to you. You're going to fall in love his shorts to his shoes. There's only that much distance between the shorts and shoes. And four is the biggest shorts you've ever seen. He's a little dude. Open carry lighter. And then is the other day, you know, no one is a lighter. It's a real gun. So it'll come up on me. Oh, you're right. And then he said, who wants it? Had a bag dropped it. It's full of rope bricks. Like, anybody want to fight? Like, this motherfucker's awesome. You reminds me so much of Merced, where I'm from, dude. I love it. Anyway, yes, very invested in tweaker talks gets a finger talk. There's that little small dwarf guy that sings Christian metal. You see him? No, you're going to fall in love. I can't wait to send it to you. He's got a speech impediment and he's deaf, I think, and his lyrics. What was it? Women's basketball. Christian rap metal. I can't wait. His name's Elijah. I'm going to meet him one day. Anyway, I hate the fact that I'm so invested in things I don't care about. I used to be like that. And then now I just I don't let you. You just let it be or you just don't watch it. No, I don't get to invest it. Like I'll do it for like face value. You see a couple videos, but like, I was just like, I don't know. I got my own shit to be worrying about. For sure. But when I open the explorer page, I'm like, it's these guys again, dude. That's it. I used to do the whole deep job shit. And I'm just like, no, no, I can't do that. I don't follow. But my phone knows I want to see it. Yeah, like when I'm just chill away from show. Oh, look at this guy today. It's just, it's butterfly effect. Like that could be me. I kept doing drugs that would have been me. Could you imagine you guys to talk about me on a show with another guy? By the other guy, he's so weird, he's fucking tweaked. I kind of like hyper like focus on like me like that. I'm almost kind of, I guess you can say I'm like self-centered or whatever, but like, most of the shit I be watching online is of me. Like, I'd be looking at my videos and I'd be like, okay, what can I do to make this video a little better? Like just kind of like hyper focus on that. Yeah. Oh, I'm talking about, I know, lose your stuff where you're like, I'm wasting my time watching tweakers, but I'll just do it for 10 minutes. And then I'll just get back to what I was doing. It's usually when I met stoplights. That's how I'm like, okay, I won't post no more. What's he doing today? Is he tweaking? Yeah, he's tweaking. Like, you never know. Like, there's superstars out there at these castations. They just don't know it yet. So do you think, I feel like there's aliens out there watched us like a German show like look at this guy's face full of meth heads. It's fucking hilarious. They're just watching us like the Simpsons. It's two aliens from the Simpsons. Probably right across the street from you, there's about 17 of them. Yeah, but they're just illegal aliens. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, not really. They like soccer. Yeah, that's American. They're all watching us to see when they can leave in shifts and shit. Do you believe that sometimes you go to a store and you're like, who are all these motherfuckers that walked in after me? They don't want nothing. Are these real people? Do you ever feel that fake world shit or no? Fake world shit? Yeah, we're like, damn, this is a simulation. I go to the store. I was the only motherfucker here. Another 62 people here. You don't dive into that. You know, like, I don't like the majoration and shit. Hey, man. I'm trying to get through this shit. My damn self, bro. I get you. But sometimes my brain will wander like that guy's not real. You know, where it sucks like that guy's not real, dude. I know, Marty. Do you ever feel it? Oh, this thing's wandering constantly. Okay, cool. I mean, they're going, can I kill this guy? If he's buff, I might have to stab him if he goes nuts. There's an exit over there. All right, damn my back hurts. And then that's my brain all day. and then you hear like a song from me.
show. That's why like in school I couldn't ever pay attention when the teacher is thinking or talking about because I'm only on some offshoot of some shit thinking about that. I'm always like my mind is one bad I don't go into like you know this is a simulation and oh my mind is wondering about dumb shit like I honestly I've been wondering my mind has been wondering since I've been here about this pattern on the wall. Buffalo. Is this like a street or Buffalo, New York. I don't miss it. This is Merced California. I'm from in that's Buffalo because I've been like following the pattern like is this a maze right? This is a fucking parking lot of a grocery store. We should have put Merced on here somewhere and that's Buffalo. We thought like yeah I was put the two shitty towns on the walls. Yeah that's the worst in the West and the worst of these dudes. Yeah we should we do it. Have you been back to your hometown? Yeah I have twice since me and out here and I moved out here in 2024. That should probably go back at some point. Oh shit what's a year only? Yeah yeah I mean I see me being out here is like kind of like business like a business trip. Yeah you're on a fucking work piece there. Yeah type shit. Yeah there's no reason for you to live like and pay these prices for these. I've been back a couple of times I probably go back again but. I never asked you have brothers and sisters? Yeah I have one brother and two sisters. Yeah. Younger older. Two older one older brother one older sister and one younger sister. I'm like the middle child I guess. Almost if we're bad at Matthews the middle child I was trying to do it too late. It's in middle. Not really. Fuck it. See you white going back you don't like. I actually do. Treat me like I'm a bomb when I go back. Wait what's that treatment? Well you're fucking a dude. What's going on? I think I did a series. They're pretty pissed about that. Yeah they were. How was this fucking joking? I seen the video something swinging. No what it was. No I'm from like a small town in Iowa so like there's not really anybody famous out of there so you know. Slipknot. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. That's the whitest thing about you. You know who's Slipknot is. That's in Kutcher. Yeah. He's from Man 2. Actually. Kutcher? Yeah. Hell yeah. Born and asked what happened to him? He went from punk to being cool and it was like I'm out. Who else somebody else would take over this? Let fucking Pete Davidson have my spot. Oh. Oh. He's so much better. That's who we got. That's the way I can lose his mind and run away and punk. The guy that who else do you do? He made like four fools almost do. You're actually one of the fuckers. I made him lose his mind too. They never give him the accountability. It's always somebody else's fault for him losing his mind. That was the only time I saw go. Yep. That's what I would do. He stole the tape and started running. Exactly. It's like that's my tape. My footage and then Jada Kits right? He read the Jada Kits. I don't know. He's in the back and goes. Stuck in the trap. I'm just kidding. He just leaves his fucking limo on his watch. Oh, I'm punked. I'm punked. It didn't even work. He was like I'm not doing that. That's what happened to me. You're shit's messed up. I'm leaving. I was hurt. You can't punk anybody anymore. Everybody assumes you're getting fucking punked. Everybody's in the spake. This is get to it. So many people out there. Old men and suits pretending to fart. You've seen too many of them. And briefcase does a camera in it. Yeah. I'm good. Date me at one out of ten. Get away from me, bitch. It's your only fan's. That's it. Ashton Kutcher. Yeah, there's somebody else from Iowa. I can't think of shit. But yeah. So you know, when I go back there, you know, people are always, you know, stopping me asking me for pictures. You know, congratulations. And just I feel beloved there. Nice. Good. Super sorry. And in your small town. How big? How small is that? It's probably like a hundred thousand people there. Oh, in my town. Okay. It's not, it's like four fucking miles wide. Yeah. Yeah. How big is my flow? Man, we had like 1.5 million at one point. Now it's been going down. We got like, but we're under 200 crazy wonderful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It loses numbers every winter. It's ridiculous. Sad. You see people freeze to death out there? Damn. I don't know. The guy fucking literally first, like that full of the mask. You told me to freeze. Hey, man. It's true. No, fuck that. I say it's coming day after tomorrow. Hey, Jill Hall can't save me the ice. We're going to find you. Peter Griffin, when he got froze in the fucking Star Wars family guy, he pulled his ass out. Is that what it was? Yeah. He pulled his ass out. I think I got to do like the Bugs Bunny and Tad Shirts. They're coming next to me. Well, they write books about me when they find me. But I'm going to swag down as a young kid. Yeah. Let's go back. Handstand. Handstand to be a tight move. Handstand. Dude, I got to be sore for a turn. I'm not doing a hand. No shredding. That'd be crazy. Or I'll pose in a push up like this one of the fuck it was. This one was on a one arm push up. Look at all six. This is a real conversation. I had asked people this question a lot. If you're going to freeze, what pose you're doing? I haven't found a better one. It happens. It doesn't happen. That's how we got in this topic. This should happen. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, they weren't happy about it or thinking it was cool. Meet new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Jelly mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. No tightness. No stickiness. No residue. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin. That still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Maybe it's Mabelie ain't. We're not going to win football next year. And I'm dying. 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All right, it's time to watch it. One of my own shit. There's this artist, um, named Non-Vicious. I fuck with a lot is this. He's pretty fired. So yes, you guys go check that out. Um, someone makes music like you. I, yeah, what? What's have a sound is that? What's have a sound? I mean, he's a rapper. Just a rap shit. It's pretty fire. You're a rapper, dude. I can't believe you're a rapper. He's a rapper. Just calm down. Underground rap shit. I guess it's pretty fire though. I'll fuck with it out of the funny rap stuff you've heard. I'm sure you've heard some funny shit. Who would you say does a good job besides one of the issues is rapper. But there's some guys out there that do a good fucking job. Who would you if you've heard anybody? Um, like they're not serious time out drugs and guns. They might make a fucking dick joke here and there. That's the kind of guys. I think the pinnacle of it, like the best that we've seen. Probably a little dickie. He's, yes, he's great. He's really good at it. Nobody ever says weirdo, because he's not rapping, but motherfucker crushes it for 40 years now. Of course. He's the guy. He's the man. Oh, you ever Zack Fox? That sounds so familiar. I like Zack Fox. He has some funny shit, dude. Froggy fresh is coming back. Give me a froggy fresh. Not from YouTube. No, no, the little last dude is homey with rap. Now he's got long, luscious hair and does songs about being gay. I love it. He's making bangers talking about dick. It's funny. It's hell, dude. Hey, man. Lonely Island did a great job too. Uh, Ducy Island was my favorite song. You're listening to Lonely Island? Yeah. I've heard some songs. Trouble on Ducy Island's funny is fun. It's a hard ass like action Bronson's song, talking about shitting your pants. That's, that's, that's what we're here for, Dave. Okay. That's what we're here for. Shitting your pants and rapping. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'm all about those two. Yes, exactly. Speaking of shitting your pants, you have been going up the stairs like a madman. Yeah, I've been, I've been trying. It's all the manners, man. I'm really trying to put the work in. You know, that shit, uh, bro, you know what pissed me off the other day, right? So it's this, and he's gonna, he's gonna fucking splooge in his pants on me. Here's me. Say his name. There's this dude who I'll be played Fortnite with back in the day. And then I've just recently got back on the game. This thing is still on the same shit. How level's up? Still playing Fortnite. So I'll be playing Fortnite with him and shit, right? And sometimes I'll like stream on TikTok while I'm playing the game. And so we're playing the game and I'm shitting on him in a 1v1. Like badly. I didn't like five times in a row. And he's like, all right, let's do one more. And if you lose, you have to do five laps up the stairs, five laps up and down. And I'm like, bro, this is so easy. I'm gonna
fucking shit on you like this is I'm not doing those laps like I'm winning so I'm about to look I'm about to win right and he's like you know what bro I mean you're gonna win but you're really losing by not doing the laps like you're not I'm like bro don't do this don't do this fuck man and so he's like bro I mean chat if you want to do the last he starts talking to the chat bro there's like 3,000 people in a live they're all spent do the laps do the laps bro it's three in the morning it's 3 a.m. my nigga three in the morning and I'm like bro I would have to wake my girl up to hold the phone while I do the laps like you niggas is tripping and then he's like you know start spamming galaxies if you want them to do the laps I'm like bro don't do that no please don't spam bro like six people don't any galaxy those are like gifts that they can galaxies work like $10 on there damn so they just keeps spamming like bro please stop stop me I don't want it bro I thank you for the gifts but like then I know I'm gonna have to do it and I'm like yeah he's like bro I mean and then I beat him and he's like bro you gotta do it man you gotta do it I'm like bro fuck you so man I woke my girl up and she wasn't even mad she was I just told her I'm like yo let's go do the laps and that's why I love my girl because she's always so supportive and and just always pushing me when I need a good push she's like you want to do the laps all right come on let's do it I thought she was gonna be mad and shit that I woke her up but no she was she's okay let's do it so I did the fucking laps and you know the live was cheering me on and shit oh you did it while online yeah I did it while yeah accountability to the bad yeah he can't stop nothing yeah bro I'm alright let's fucking do it so you know shit like that you know the whole chat motivated me and shit I was doing the laps it was like fucking hell of people in there and shit donated even more galaxies so I'm like should we might as well just have to start doing fucking you imagine it been like five years this feels like David Goggins rapping about his dick and shit still oh my god then what is anybody gonna say like you guys talk shit to me you're determined yeah yeah yeah one day hopefully one day my like dance homies of your smoke a lot like yeah what else you got because I remember as a kid after I got over like you're a bag of dog that shit died two years ago your mom's a hoe I saw it you guys wrong well for like me and it was the best when as soon as I got over like fifth the greatest hey fat ass my parents are legal yeah be careful yeah one foe call I can end this bad ass thing for real no but not the stairs yeah I mean I do that every day you know like three times a day and you know my girl has been you know really my girl has been motivating me so much so lucky to have her in my life I've become one of those like losers to word your girl is your best friend and shit I know they say hey your girl should be your best friend that's a loser sheet that's a fucking loser shit but hey listen my girl is my best friend I love it but yeah same that is not that's a fucking loser to me what because it's like guys that dicks do you want to be around dicks all day that's gay shit all right I win conversation over yeah I win be willing to hang out guys with dicks all the time or like a girl the most fun is when making one rosy and like three of her homies I'm like I'd rather be the car full of girls because dudes that like bitches eventually like eventually there's a moment like if you're when your girl is truly your best friend my is a little bit different because my girl is my only friend I don't really have any friends anymore so I feel you can hang with two other people maybe I'm actually like whenever she you know because bro we're adults we naturally want to own a loan time you know she want to watch shit she want to watch it I want to play the game or whatever vice versa so whenever she's you know having her time it's like I don't know what the fuck to do nigga I'm sitting here you know twiddling my thumbs like damn I'm bored of shit I want to fucking talk to my girl you know what I mean like and just that's sometimes your shit I feel back so no sit there girl what do I do she's gone what exactly when she's gone like when she's gone somewhere nigga I'm like fucking a puppy waiting at the door yeah I don't want to do it myself I was going to go be productive yeah productive dude go get in trouble and then I won't go to sleep yeah the only time I go to sleep is I'm like I know she doesn't want me up all night I'll go to sleep I don't sleep and then when she goes to sleep I'm just waiting on her wake up yeah that's that that's different dude that's a little different um I'll just get on live say fuck it you know live I'll clean up my house again I don't have hot but that's the same that's the thing like you say you don't sleep like I do all those things get on live go do something else you don't know what else to do and then when that's done I'm like all right spent the past four hours doing this oh girl still sleep what's that's oh I do this is the level of my life I get bored and go but I don't want to go to sleep that's boring yeah yeah that's the dumbest shit I've ever I just got blackout curtains it's the only thing in my life that's like I go to sleep for you sleep and it helps I feel you so I don't know what to do it myself I got all the fun shit in my house but I already did all that I wish I had a go kart like you know I mean I like something cool yeah you start doing like dumb shit like yeah I don't know I just went through a lot of shit in the past year I had to remove a lot of people out of my life and shit so I was asking bring it up no Jesse no blunts Jesse's gone uh we're kind of on our own journeys now oh okay I was wondering I'm saying he's on his journey I'm on mine in a good or bad I mean those type of things never end on a good note but you know I'm asking somebody so I need to do I need to follow Jesse you still yeah do I do I need to follow this man no it's like there's some bean things to you man no he's he's just he's a great guy okay great some people just want different things in life you know so you want to help more dudes and you're like no dude I get it man I understand but yeah I don't he's on his own journey you know I'm saying whatever he wants to it's tricky when your friends and like collaborator producer artist relationship and you're trying to like lock in like Daniel lived together type shit that can you get a real tricky yeah that should definitely can um but you know he he's always he's always somebody like winds up on their feet you know so it'll be all right uh and then you said you had to cut more fools out of your life is what you say yeah he had a lot of people a lot of friends and people who I thought were my friends and yeah that shit got crazy sick explanation do that just just the fame you know people switch up when the money comes and the fame comes like you know they say that money changes you but nigga that shit changes the people around you the most yeah real shit you know I'm saying so that's it sucks having to cut people out of your life who you really love and care about and then that also makes you like paranoid you start cutting people out of your life that shouldn't be cut out you know I'm saying like fuck everybody's got to go and then you're like hot man then you have to do like the the gay ass like I'm sorry please come back I never done I do the uh oh everybody one thing has started and when you drop the ball you stop giving the fuck you stop answering my calls because you spent all your money that's like hey did my deed when I'm 80 like I helped everybody I've ever known at least tried yeah and I could be a selfish motherfucker and go do cool stuff that that's what I'll do that I'll be like yeah I'm gonna do whatever I want to care I don't care much problems I gave you how much money you didn't fuck even nothing with it can you pay back no then shut the fuck up exactly then you're fine I do with everybody dude everybody I know it's a good test man like you grew up with money no so you're you should not have money so if you lost all the money you had like dude I would use to this this is home state for real this is how I like struggle a little bit good sometimes but it's cool not to yeah yeah it's dope going it's shit got taken out early it's okay it took it out of the bank really that's fine yeah that's cool like when your bills come up early then you thought and you're like I don't sell anything I'm alright you know I guess a good feeling dude yeah so do you like LA do you see yourself saying I'm gonna stay but I don't like it I've been through too much here but besides people do you like being in this place no no I just I grew up in a small town so the big city life this shit just I'm not for it bro like it's loud all the time right so it's quiet it's fuck wrong from it's peaceful it's quiet you don't really hear shit I think I'm here and shit all throughout the day this is fucking a low day cart that goes past my crib every day and fucking one p.m. that's a regular ass time yeah the same time every day all I heard was this messing guys very very punctual he's like a horn he's got like a bike oh you want some bad days of corn yes isn't that crazy you just get hot man is in corn go put some powder on it yeah tell me that shit I
I never got the Lotus y'all just eat corn. I like man is but But no man out it. I'm gonna stay here for you know business reasons, but if you could split it would you? If I could yeah, but try it costly. Yeah. Yeah, that shit's too much and then like you know As when you're a rapper and going back to your hometown that shit's nice But you can't just be posted up there. I think it will kill you rob you storm you all times. I should get me doing that shit Yeah, any they don't kill you anywhere. Yes. Oh, I know the kill you thing is true But like yeah, you don't do shit where you're like I'm gonna go to the night club. You don't need to do shit That's what I'm saying. You don't need to I'm saying being outside. You don't Niggy if you're there somebody's gonna see you like you can try to stay in your mom's house neighbors will see you coming in That's what I'm saying like when I'm there. There's no hiding We're at a big break track suit and people can fucking see me even if I don't wear the track suit There's no is that Dave. There's like nigga. That is Dave wants and if it's not Stunt double opportunity So it's like a shot, you know, it's you can't move to a Jason town or like something closer That's man niggas will travel. That's what I'm saying like when they hear that I'm gonna have guns. That's what I'm saying like I grew up in Iowa been and then it's like good portion white people But there is niggas there. I like it's on the border. It's on the border of Iowa and Illinois, right? So Niggas from Chicago will come there and just start fucking shit up for the town Like a lot of them are said motherfuckers did some wild damage and I was a kid It's a big Mexican like gang mega riots. So yeah, I get it I'll just move to the next biggest city close because big city you kind of need so you can blend and be gone and disappear And nobody does that's your house with your lawn and go up to your door. That's why I don't live where I live anymore like there's no Imagine setting your makeup then forgetting it's even there Meet new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all-day comfy grip No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin Try new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York Maybe it's Mabelie There's no two-story building like that like where I can have a guard or a fucking apartment With you have to get buzzed in that's the only reason why I live in the buzz in the apartment shit cuz Those are weird. Yeah, no, they'd be weird Yeah, I got to move from where I'm at now too brother be fucking People coming off the elevator. Oh my fucking son. He loves you. That's no I'm gonna go get him so we can get a picture Not gonna wait bitch. I'm an elevator. Exactly going up. Then one time there's like a full Preston to go in the elevator. It's a full Mexican family and when they see me their eyes just fucking And I was running late. I'm like I'll take the stairs So I just went to the stairs and then bro. Oh, I get to the stand the bottom of the stairwell. They're waiting there I'm like what the fuck wait did you guys fucking jump down the elevator well like They're waiting like yo, can we get a picture? I'm like yeah, well, I don't mind taking a picture I'm like I feel calm this spot feels compromised now Do many people know that I stay here? Yeah, I mean Dude, it's L.A. How many people live that woe vickie girl kept getting me smoking charges on my are smoking the complaints on my floor I was smoking it out, but the complain they were talking about was backwards I'm like I don't smoke back what's bitch and I finally saw the person come out my it's the woe vickie girl That dumb ass. Oh you kidding me and I saw all there's so many celebrity fools and it's L.A. dude Everybody's doing this. Don't tell people if you that's really what L.A. is No one's rude. It is nervous. Yeah, I don't know. I shouldn't be making me anxious, but Say I'm gonna move yeah, all right. What street and I just moved I don't know I'm really this just real quick on the album thing this album I'm really excited about because it's the last album under my current label. Oh He's going different labels. Are you gonna go independent? What are you trying to do? Way in options right now great choices right now. You know, I'm saying I've had a lot of meetings and a lot of people interested So I'm just glad to be from under the people that I was under it's the worst being wrapped up with some fucking people You don't want to work if that's the case really yeah, and then like you know watching the relationships sour over and it's a Like a record deal you're talking about but what don't you like about a wreck company because usually the complain I hear from rappers like they told me I can't say that or I got to drop that song at you say some shit It's not like they didn't sign you go be clean Well, you know, that's that's one of the things and it's just kind of like The I think the main problem was them They kind of got bitter about my success if that makes sense then to get more percentage No, they got bitter in the sense of They would tell me to do something and I'll be like hey, that's stupid. I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna do this and then It got to the point to where you know, and the thing that I did will be I would have success from the thing that I did Oh, it's a colleague. They would get they would get mad. They would be like tell us about it Yeah, they're like well, well, you're not listening to the things. I'm like well, what's the problem here? It's it's bringing success You guys are giving me dumb ass ideas and I'm not listening to it because it's stupid that I do my own idea And it's it's making you money and you don't sound like if they're the whole thing is like you're not following our blueprint Like we're not gonna waste time and so it just came to the point where I just give them the ideas right and then They just didn't like that dynamic they weren't fucking with that then I want you to follow like I think yeah They just started doing weird shit like having um, they had some like spies after me and shit Yeah, like places. I would be like randomly like places. I'd be people from the label would show up like events. I'd go to And I'm like what the fuck are you doing here and and wonder two times. It's a coincidence But then like that shit starts happening so many. I'm like Yeah, because they're trying to see how I'm getting this making this shit work You know, I'm like how am I doing what I'm doing so they can fucking use that to the new blueprint. They're other artists You know I'm saying we're trying to get a new blueprint which nigga all you got to do is ask me I'll give it. This isn't like the secret Mr. Krabs recipe, you know, I'm saying like all you got to do is take a little bit of uh, what's that? Humility or a pride, you know, put your pride to the side and just ask me how you doing it negative. Yeah, you know, I'm saying I would totally ask They would call me shocked like they probably just don't want to pay you in case it works. You might see my shit Time to pay it. They would always call me shocked after I did something, you know, let's say like for instance like What's one thing? Oh, when I went on stage and you know, performed it for the first time and that shit went viral We sent down but you know, how did you how did you pull that off set? And I'm like I just I performed like you guys sound so surprised because that's like an idea that I had and they they shut it down They were like I remember it was like right before um My album I came out that time was like 24 And we were talking about me doing shows and they were like well, how do you think we can go about you doing shows? I'm like well, I'll just bring a chair on stage whenever I need to sit sit whenever I can stand I stand And like we don't know if that's a good idea. How about you wait until January or February and I'm like bro Why would we do that like the moment? Is is hot now? Why are we waiting like that doesn't make no sense to me And so they pretty much said we're not gonna help you getting these shows because we don't think it's a good idea That's something. All right. Well, I'll figure I show myself. I did a song with baby turn and we shot the video to it You had a show in LA the next day he was like pull up to the show and then when I was at the show My manager was like yo can Dave go on to perform just one song and That's how I got the show So after I did that that led to me getting other shows and shit now if I would have just listened to them I would have waited to fucking January and February and I would have never when I did that one That's what lead it led me to do juicer all day in Chicago Oh, okay at the United Center, I believe and so that's that wasn't from the 20,000 people It's not fucking said fuck slip dog on stage and shit So I would have never got that opportunity from that opportunity more came. So yeah, if I want to listen to them I would have never gotten that opportunity and you didn't have these people when you were starting getting it pop in So it's kind of like the the backbone not the Playmakers because they don't know what the fuck they're doing. That's where they got you they would have made it you what you are That's the case. It's making sense. So you know, and then there's a whole thing with the unnecessary song What happened they got that? Oh that shit was broke this story is crazy as fuck hold on about that. So It came time for me to play the my album, right? So this is like Is this like January because it's shit series. Yeah, hi future Marty. Oh, so this shit serious man. So I'm working on my album for a full year dealing with bullshit with them and all types of shit and then I tell them hey, I'm done with the album They're like okay come and play us the album
I play them, I go to their office, I play them the album, they're looking like just uninterested. Like, when the fuck is looking at the ceiling, looking at their phone, all types of shit, and I'm just playing them peak, like, when you hear the album, you're like, why the fuck would they think that this isn't, anyway, so they're just like not interested in all types of shit, and I had a line on the album where I said that, I think I said that somebody is gay, and the label, the owner was like, that's, that's just fun, that's to be unnecessary, and I'm like, well, nigga, we're not making fucking gospel music. None of this shit is necessary. We're, this is rap, we're all talking about bitches and hoes, you know what I'm saying? Our chains, all types of shit, like, none of this shit is necessary music. So what the fuck are you even saying that for? Like, you're the owner of a rap label, like, what are you talking about necessary? So when he said that shit, it just kind of rubbed me the wrong way. And then they gave me, like, as I was playing on the songs, I'm asking them, like, okay, are you guys offended by any of these words? Do you think I should change anything? And they're all saying, no, I'm not offended, but I can see how somebody else could be, but I'm not offended. I'm like, all right, so we should have no problem with what you niggas pushing these songs, because that was something that they had before. They were offended by some of the things I said in my songs, so they weren't pushing the songs. Okay. They're personally offended. They're invested in you, though. Exactly. And they invested in me because of that type of music. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. It's like that is a case shit. Like, don't talk about Scientologists. Talk about everybody else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, after that whole meaning we came up, they're like, all right. Stay away from these topics. Mexicans? Domestic violence? They go with hand in hand, though. Yeah. Mexicans' domestic violence is like, you know, and, uh, what else? Teenage pregnancy. I think another Mexican, what are you doing there? We'll just go with those two Mexicans and domestic violence. I'm like, all right. So I'm like, okay, Mexicans domestic violence. Cool. Won't mention that, but everything else is fair game. And they said, yeah. You know, everything else. Everybody else do. I'm like, I'll just, we'll just stick to the fucking end words and F words I've used to. So I'm like, shit, hell yeah. So after I got home, I'm like, brother, really trying to like, I don't know, I just, I felt, I didn't like how the meeting went. They gave me a bunch of other things, but those are the only two that I remember. There's a bunch of other things I couldn't talk about. And so I'm like, damn, like, I had a studio session planned for two days later. I didn't even want to go. Like, I was dreaded. This is the first time I love making music, but I was dreading going to the studio. So I brought the fuck am I going to like, I can't do what I do, like, what the hell? So I go to the studio and, but before the day before my producer comes over and he's cooking up some beats and shit, we're cooking up this, this beat and it's, it's fire. Like, when he made it, I'm just like, nigga, we're not moving on to next beat. Keep playing this shit. Like keep playing it like, just played it like 90 times. I'm just like, bro, this is fire. Like, what the fuck? And then I wrote something to it. I don't ever write my music, but I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to go to the studio and I have to stick to these PG-13 guidelines, like, let's write something to it. So I write something to it. We go to the studio the next day. I get to the studio and I don't like what I wrote. And I'm like, this is not good, bro, like, you know what, when in the booth, I'm like, you know what, bro? Fuck it. You know what I say when I, what I know so that I get in there, you know, maybe unnecessary song. That's the one you made after. Okay. Yeah, after. That's like right after. And I named the unnecessary because he said that she's like, this is unnecessary. And it was kind of like a ton, but I didn't say, yo, fuck the way, bro, no, not just like, nigga, you guys say this is unnecessary. I'm going to show you how necessary this shit is. So after that, I put the snippet on my next day, it starts going crazy. And I'd make more snippets to it starts going crazy. I think this shit's at like, when I saw my check, it was like 40,000 uses on TikTok with the sound. But hell yeah, it's not even that like, what video are they using? That's what I want to do, it's a rally. Yeah. A lot of white hooded gentlemen, yeah. This one makes rally music. That's the name of your next song. It's a rally music, but not so after that, the song's going crazy. And they were telling me they're like, yo, if you want us to promote your shit, you want us to put marketing behind it, you have to be posting every day, so I'm like, all right, I'm going to do that. So I started posting every day, which is fucking like gay, like, bro, I'm a rapper. I don't need to be posting the song every day, me fucking doing dances and shit. But all right, that's what you guys want me to do to market this song. I'll do it. So I'm doing what they tell me to do. Then the video, I shot a video to it, and they were fine with the song, but then when the video came out, they're like, no, we don't part fuck with this part of the night like you did you see the video? Yeah, but like what they didn't like the shooting, they didn't like the shooting, I know that's okay. Wow. So what happens at school that he says, fuck man, I'm sorry, I'm wearing the grip, it's cool. Yeah. It's cool. Yeah. It's fucked up, but it's very, so yeah, man, after that, they were just kind of like, we're not, we're not putting any marketing behind this, so I just like, yeah, I'm like, all right, well you guys are fucking out of touch and stupid. Well, it's the last album. Yes, the last album with them, because of that, they were on some shit like, we're not going to let you go. But then after that, and unnecessary shit, get away from us, yeah, yeah, yeah, I call that my shit monk basket, because in the album and shit monks movie, you know, when he stole the muffin basket, you never seen the movie, you never seen the movie, yeah, you never seen that film, man. So the movie star, just give you a brief, it starts with three chimunks. Yeah, three chimunks, but the chimunks fucking names, their tree gets knocked down, so they, like, their tree gets transported somewhere and like, the, the, from the forest, and they, it's Christmas time, so they decorate the tree, and they put in the office of like a label, like a music label, the main character of the shit, looks worse than they get their record. Yeah, but wait, wait, hold on, wait, and that's not exactly how, so the main character who's the human Jason Lee, he goes and he's like a songwriter, he's playing his music for the label. And when he goes into the label, they're like offering him water and muffin baskets and all types of shit. And when he plays his music, the label's like, you know, the shit sucks, your trash leave. So he leaves and he's trying to grab the water, bitch, like, no, he can't get any water. He's trying to grab the muffin basket. No, you can't get it, but he's just like, man, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take something. He steals the muffin basket and he runs out. When he runs, the fucking chipmunks hop from the tree into his muffin basket. If he didn't steal that muffin basket, he wouldn't have got the chipmunks. He wouldn't have made the songs that went, you know, he wouldn't have, you know, been successful. So I say that a necessary song was like my chipmunk basket. If I didn't make that shit, I'd be fucking stuck under this. That's the black shit. I made a reference about stealing. That's the black shit from a fewish executives, I stole the muffin basket. Yeah, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, man, you have to do things that suck, things you don't want. I mean, competition fucking sucks. Not for everybody. I'd rather skate through life going, now you gotta do it, I don't care. You gotta be excited though now, like, to get past it and start practicing. Hell yeah, bro. Now it's like- Next one, he's in the clan suit. Yeah. Now let's go time, you know, like, you know, a lot of my fans was like, you know, you haven't been dropping a whole lot and I'm just like, I can't. So now I can. I'm excited. Are you shopping for a new label or are you gonna do it yourself? Like I said, I'm gonna wave my options, I'm gonna see what's out there, you know, I'm having a lot of meetings and, you know, kicking shit into full gear now. So about to drop this album and then I'm trying to, like, drop another one right after. So, oh yeah. So we've only seen label day blunts, not unhinged yet? Yeah, not fully unhinged yet. Not fully unhinged yet. So it's gonna be reading from mind calm. Just reading is the intro. Yeah, some good ideas, beat drops. Bro, it's gonna get bad. I'm excited. What's it? It's gonna be called Hiroshima. I can't wait. Anything else on the horizon for you? We're coming up with East Coast tour August, you know, California and Arizona, yes, sir, take them on sale. The stillstandingtour.com, stillstandingtour.com, we'll link it, you're in the East Coast go watch. Yeah. Thank you, future Marty for putting this in. Yeah. I like your home lander profile pic. Yeah, man, I feel that's, that's who I feel like now. Dad? Yeah, that's what I feel like. I feel like you're shit. Yeah. That's me leaving the label. It's like, home lander is so, it's like bro, I, you know, he's a bad person, but bro, like. If he would have. just got over the need to be loved. You can accomplish his goals. There's so many times he had to drop on people to kill them, but like he didn't do it. Like when they put the video out, like yeah, we'll show people that you're fucking that you let these people down the plane. I wouldn't just killed Queen Maeve. Like bitch laser. Give me that phone. But it's his need to like you never notice in the show anybody who like isn't scared of him. Liz doesn't kill them. Yeah. Do you think they're they're not worth living like you're so scared of me. I can hear heartbeat like a mouse. Yeah. He popped the presence fucking head. He like anybody who actually treats him like a human. Yeah. Instead of like you know fucking homelander than yeah, he lets them live. I'm just like damn bro. Like that was all fucked. He's all weird about his dad. You could have like you could have like and that's that's kind of in the ways that I you know like it's like I don't I don't think he's a good person at all. But it's like damn like so many ways in our lives. If we get if we are able to get over the things that are holding us back from our childhood or certain traumas or whatever, then we can succeed. So that's why I kind of look at home under like damn they give you would have just got over your need to be loved. You could have ran that shit and really did whatever the fuck you want. But instead you kind of half as did what you want. You said you were doing whatever you want, but nigga you got motherfuckers black male in you and you know all types of shit going on like you're on live TV begging to suck dick like that shit that's just and that just shows me like that's where you can end up if you don't get over the things that you've gone through and have super human powers to offer to sex Wednesday. Imagine setting your makeup then forgetting it's even there. Meet new grippy setting mist from Mabelie New York. Just plump, dewy hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting mist from Mabelie New York. Maybe it's Mabelin. That's a good way to put the rest of the show. Yeah you just suck someone's dick skin over a child of traumas. Yeah it's like that's here. Alright, you're gonna freeze it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, so your dad's way cooler. Just try to be like him. Yeah, exactly. Go to the bar with him once. He's like American guys that don't know how to talk to girls, but also like girls, but also are like fuck women. That's homeless. That one is that one in cell is? Yeah. I don't I've heard that you've talked about the term before. I didn't really know. It's just guys that can't bang girls. That's really what it is. They like hate women. They like they hate women. They fucking stand their basement all day. They hate women or like they like dudes. No, they will probably secretly, but they like hate women because they can't get them. So they're just like, oh she's a six foot people. She's like a stuck up bitch. Like she probably reject me anyway. So they don't talk to women or nothing. Love those no shit like that. Love girls like that too. Because you know you do you don't talk to me anymore. I heard it with it. I wasn't going to make it anyway. And I was just not talk. I love them. We talked about this recently. I'll make people feel so stupid. I love it. They don't don't lead. Don't say a question to lead me to ask you a question. Just tell me the fuck the problem. Yeah. Robby haven't been telling my team that all the time. They'll be like, you say it. They'll come to me with the I'm like bro, don't come to me with a problem. Come to me with a solution because if I have to solve the problem, what do I have you hired for? You see what I'm saying? Like I solved it in two seconds. You couldn't have did that. Now you're interrupting me and what I got going on. It's like me if I can solve this in two seconds, what do I need you for? I'm just tired doing everything myself. I'm trying to delegate. It's all this stuff. Like it's what you just said. I'm like, yes, exactly. It doesn't work unless it's a construction crew. It doesn't work. For real. Like you don't do walls, right? Go do the fucking wall. Yeah. Come back when you're done. That's the only time. Like, what's your opinion? Blue or red? Mother fucker. Look at the look at the thing. And there's nothing else because I can't. I'm not good computers, man, but I have all my business online. And it's like, it's such a struggle to my friend, Flintstone, working at a fucking Ford. You don't use your paint. No, it's called gasoline. Also, how do you get your wife, right? Fuck. And then that's all they're asking. All right. Marty, anything else? I appreciate you coming through. I'm looking forward to this next album and seeing what you got in store. All these upcoming controversies. You always stand some shit. Oh, wait, before we get out of here, what the fuck, man? Every single time we see you, you're in a newbie. Some type of controversy with somebody that could do pull-ups a lot. First, it was 50 cent, right? Then the county, I don't know about county, but then you got Adrian Broder. Broder? The guy that punches people to sleep. What happened? Why are you mad? Why's he mad? I don't know anything about this. Murray told me before he walked in. I don't want to see anything like that. So I did, I did like a stream with him. And they kind of just, you know, just like talk shit about me the whole time, which I didn't really, I mean, I guess I did have a problem with it, but it's like, you know, we get throw jokes each other's way, but like the entire time, like I just kind of felt like they invited me just to do that. Just to make a joke out of me. So, I mean, that I just made a song about then, you know, oh, you did. Yeah, it's just kind of like a, I just feel like me, you guys invited me on your platform to get clips. And so I think I'm going to do what the fuck like you did it. Why can't I do it? You know, what I was in? You're right. And people were like, Oh, well, you didn't say any of those things to them in person. Like I didn't, I didn't know. I didn't know that A B was like a nigga who like doesn't take care of his kids and like went broke a bunch of dying, you know, all that. I didn't know that. I just went there. My manager was like, yo, this is a, these are streamers. They got the biggest stream right now. I had seen a few clips. And I'm like, all right, that's cool. Like I did a few clips research before I went there. Like, all right, I didn't even really want to go. At the time, like I was going through some shit. And I'm like, bro, I don't want to fucking deal with this. Go nowhere right now. But I'm like, all right, I'll go leave the house, you know, I guess I'll shower. I guess I'll take a shower. Yes, I'll put on some deodorant. So I went there and I'm just on the mind. I'm like, I'm just going to play my music, kind of just be nuts. And why not really say too much because I know how these streamers can be not necessarily them. But I, other streams, I know they can be a little bit fucking performative. Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe the dance is the choreographer of dance. Yeah, might be. So yeah, they just kept going for hours and hours and hours. Like I'm just like, bro, and then I'm like, I know if I leave it's going to get clipped like, oh, he left because he got bullied. Yeah, I already know how they're going to clip that shit up. So I'm like, all right, let me just stay here. Just chill. Then eventually, I'm just like, I got to go. And then, yeah, bro, I should just, I see the clips the next day, all types of shit. And then yeah, I went in the studio like I'm a fucking rapper and I made a song about it. Yeah. So now they're mad apparently. I don't want to know people online were like, you will never say that to their face. You're a bitch for that. And I'm like, what, I'm not fucking scared of Adrian. You know, I'm not scared to anybody. Not saying that he's not tough or whatever or that. I'm not scared. He's going to punch me with face a lot. Yeah, he's a boxer. Go win. I don't think he's going to do that. But no, I'm saying if that's the case, but I'm not scared. But if it happens, that's the worst that's going to happen. Yeah, exactly. He punches. I give these bars. Exactly. punch. I'll just make fun of you back to fourth grade, but you can't make fun of that anymore. I'm just going to make fun of you. Exactly. So I fucking, I'm chilling at the crib, like a couple days after this, I made the song and shit pre-meeting online. I'm friends with Todd Dallas on. So Todd Dallas on calls me and he's like in the studio with both of them. And he's like, yo, pull up. You know, these things like pull up and they're like, yo, pull up, man. You ain't going to pull up. I'm like, bro, like it's fucking 10 30 at night. I'm in my box. I smashed my home meal fortnight right now. Plants of fortnight. Yeah, exactly. Like fucking like, bro, I'm like, all right, bro, I guess. So I'm like, bro, I'll be back. Just give me like 30 minutes. I gotta go do this dumb shit. And I'll be right back. So once again, I'm like, all right, I guess it's time to shower. I was fucking be owner it. And, and you know, I go there and I play the song for them in person. And nothing happened, you know. So it was just like, people are like, oh, you would never say that to them. I did. And they didn't do anything. Rhyming it. Rhyming with it. Yeah. So that's it. They didn't get mad. Wow. I would have figured they got they would have got really pissed off. Not good. They're just like trying to laugh. They're just trying to get out of it, man. That's really. Yeah. Then just their streamers just trying to get clips. I like streaming, but I don't think I ever want people to know where I'm at. It's just, it's weird to me. Like when people are walking around like and get stream site, they call it. Yeah. That used to be called murdered. Yeah. You got murdered. But when I mean playing the game, they'd be streaming slanted me. Like that? In the game. They'll come. Oh, in the world of the game. Yes. That's fun. You know, as soon as you get off the bus and land right there, five people kill you doing Gangnam style dances.
So much funnier than you imagine because you just saying it makes me go. Yeah Turn it off eventually On once and that's what happened me off bro. It's the worst. I hate playing online. I put it at once Kids got no jobs. Yeah, I put the fuckers play this. They don't know where to stay and then other people who are like Stream sniping help me like they'll kill the other stream snipers give me shields and shit I'm like thank you, man, but I gotta kill you for I get my account ban because you can get your account ban for teaming Hey, man, thank you for the big plot, but you gotta die All right, man. Sometimes it is what it is dude. Yeah, take one for the team. Yeah, we're gonna shoot Portney I was never big fan of just jump too high like halo. I want to be able to like the German and then in the movie What was it? The Quentin Tarotino with their Stylen, oh, yeah, I don't want you to be able to jump 30 feet. I can't follow that Yeah, I have broke the one thing I have for that game is like I suck people be just like running away from the fights And jumping and shit. That should this is my play for tonight. I got first twice I played five times one someone built a building and I stood on the top of it and watched these guys just murder each other And then I jumped down and killed him. I was so stoked. I didn't shoot one time besides that and then another time I just ran in circles and then everybody died with this game sucks and they're played again I fucking hate it, dude No shit. Yeah, yeah Cool voice like 2021. Yeah, you sound nice It was not like that. Well, how else is it good? We should talk to each other. Wait, I mean, it had to be all voice like fucking hotlines Duh, man until we've had it first. Yeah, you're black. I thought you were fucking white No, he's she fucking like she ended up getting our whole team killed I was like you're fucking trash like you suck and she like well add me because I like to talk shit And then so that was pretty much the basis of our Like in fortnight Friendship as we just get on the game talk shit to each other and every once in a while we say something nice You know like I'll ask a nice kill or some shit like that and then Because I was like once on the music. This was before I blew up the music is like 2021 so As I just stopped playing the game because I was focused on music and then we had each other on social media You know, we talk here and there and then Eventually, you know, we just linked up. You know any marriages start like that Like you know, we're just gamers. I mean met and like dude. I've heard that story so many. It's fucking awesome It is yeah, it's awesome. It's like with the mall like no the mall's online now I met her on the game like sick. At least she knows she likes stuff you like yeah, that's a fucking plus But we we don't we don't really play the game together anymore Because we we played different like we played differently But I like to win that you're saying that's basically I'm played to have fun. I just be on their fun. Oh, it's opposite She's like very competitive when it comes to that. She's up so she likes to win you suck. It's like hey There was a last full-body suck pretty much pretty much yeah, that's pretty much what it is She's very competitive, you know, she'll get mad if I like Accidentally do something like Bruce solver's neck. Yeah, he's the fucking kill streak smacks. Yeah Fuck get up, but uh, but no, I um, yeah, we don't we play a lot together once you're I want us to play together though I want us to keep playing together. Well, it'll it'll happen, but uh Yeah, you just get one to be no builds. I don't do the no-build shit. What's that you can't use wood? Yeah, there's no building in it And I play at the part where there is bills. Yeah, I want to build I want to hide it there. Yeah, exactly So I think I'm I think I'm gonna go back to the note. I'm gonna try the no-builds. You know, I'm saying for Hey, she's my only friend now. So She's there it is What a great way to wrap it up. She's more like I know All that moves your shit. It's not losing shit. It's awesome. It's grown mantra. There you go Again, do you want to ride a car full of dudes or girls? I'll pick the girls Yeah, all right, all right, all right. It is it Is that he read in this car? I guess oh Stink in there immediately by damn bitch. It's a twerk into the kitchen dude. I'm telling you dude So we just saw for the other day if sexy red just turns on Something in girls were like you're a fucking lawyer This is tweaking she's driving. Yeah, yeah, she's sexy red is what like Who's the equivalent of guy dumb Like who's the you know the sexy red is like for dumb bitches? Not really, but like ratchet bitches. Who's the guy version of sexy red turning guys dumb and or just belligerent That's the question who the next two times I never heard his songs didn't he get like fake abs? I don't know. I just saw one of those rappers. I'm pretty sure it's him. He got implanted abs. No, no That was a new name band man Kimber see same guy Bunch of fucking words like never heard your songs I just know about your abs. That's stupid. No, no wait my bad NBA young boy Is he the one that make yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't ever listen to him, but he's fire. He's fire. Yeah, then it's not dumb Or macefuls to go to dumb shit. Yeah, he makes me know the dumb shit. Okay, so I mean the young boy and sexy red That's that's your comparison. Not mine. It's amazing. He's like the fucking he's like Michael Jackson stop it Yeah, no, he's like Michael Jackson, bro. Don't do this. I'm telling you he is bro in what way in every way Oh, he's got a beautiful voice Um, he wants to be why you know like he just did like an arena tour of bro people were a real tour. Yes In arena arenas I don't know about him, bro. I'm telling you man. He is my brother in my jury. That's the only thing I remember And then one song starting. Oh, this is kind of hype That's all I remember Down with my friends and I down I'm good. I'm good on the SPM. I hope y'all still listen to some cholo. It's fucking rapping side of your story There he goes SPM dude. I'll let her two songs are cool, but you're in prison for things that aren't cool. I'm good more for you More listens for you guys Yeah, that ed C flow. I'm good MC, but no, man. I mean bro. He had like a and then he had like a movie in theaters. That's like a Recap in the tour like Taylor Swift. Yes, and bro. There was niggas in that theater fucking shit up Like they write NBA young boy concert and they're throwing popcorn. They're damaging the theaters It brought they were going crazy for that fucking NBA young boy movie Like they were in the arena That's gayer than kiss and dudes I think I am so crazy when he's on it's sort of fucking up the If it was the NBA young boy makes you gay nigga. I'm fucking no You're gonna ruin the theater That's crazy and I gotta listen to now. I did not know he was doing arenas Like one of the few rappers still doing arenas All right. Well, that's how far off the internet. I am because I just watch tweakers. I don't watch like people successful They should do the opposite man And one more thing I do want to add like for the future future Marty As far as like projects I'm about to drop this album and I'm planning to drop like another project after that. I want to do something to where it's like maybe like five to like 10 songs and Maybe like five to seven and each song I shoot a video for it. I make it like Cinematics and I want to like have it be one long story throughout the videos and I want to you love our Kelly dude But it'll be like a overarching story kind of like the MCU each one will be separate But I have like an overarching be Thanos. Yeah, if you do any they just be Thanos Have you sick as hell dude, but I want to you know shoot them like really cinematic like we're thinking about We're getting like anamorphic lenses and shit. He I don't know if you guys know about those. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah To make you know the cinematography really like cinematic and shit and we want to like Show them in the theater like we want them rinse out like a theater have the fans come and see it cool So yeah, that's what we've had this hell no one's done that a long time That's what I'm working on right now drop of it. That's like when you used to get home home and like MTV world premiere Like it's the first time anyone seeing this shit and I wanted to be like real cinematic I'm thinking about making like my own like popcorn bucket and shit. Yeah, like so yeah, that's like what I'm working on big double cup There you go. I do There we go And I don't even eat it you just do it the black getaway just have the actual star from double cup But popcorn. Oh, no, that's the blackest thing about that. Yeah, it is. Yes, it is what's fair soda You say great. That's the black thing about you That was mine. You don't really like and this is like some real ghetto shit But tiki the tiki punch you mean tiki punch the best soda. Yeah, but the shot still warm. Yeah I like the cans, but yeah, the best with a three-liter Have you ever drink a three-liter and has your part with you huh? You know, I fucking get electrocuted inside. It's so good, dude Yeah, I really haven't drank. I don't really be drinking a lot of soda. No, I'm gonna take that. But that shit is Yeah, he puts the best soda besides ruby red squirt
[Squeak] You ruby red squirt. You never had ruby red squirt before? Period blood. No, you never had that. I'm at that. Yeah, I'm at my- You never squirt the drink. Oh, that's a marinated drink. I'm like, "Ruby red squirt." What the fuck? It's not a period. Yeah. That's the other best soda. I love red sodas, man. Anyway, Tiki punched the bass. I love that you said that by the three liters at 99 cents store. Supposed to local tweakers, cashiers. They have TikTok. They all got to pay shoes. They won't watch it. Maybe I'll spot it. We're about to get into that right now, actually. Oh, man, I'm about to interview a fucking Tiki online from a park in my- I can't wait. It's gonna give me PTSD, but this is like my- Ah, should we drop them? Oh, my dad's shit. Should we drop them in this episode? No, no, no, no, no. We're not gonna mix and tape Dave's legacy. That would maize her at the end. No, thanks, duh. Okay. Two albums dropping in the next couple of months then. Let's go. Back to back to July 17th. Go check out the album. I believe it when I see it. Yes, sir. And stillstandingtour.com. Yes, sir. For all tickets, it's gonna be linked in the description of this. If you want to go watch a show, go watch a show. Get the album. Download it. Let's not spot it if I ain't doing shit. It's true story. We ain't doing nothing else but scrolling. Put the fucking song on. All right. Thank you. Appreciate you being here. Thank you for having me. Yeah, guys. From Marty, Dave and I. Thank you so much for being here. This has been the dopest usual podcast. A smokeless episode. I have a joint to forgot to light 'em. That's fine. Thank you guys for being here. Have a dope ass day. [BEEP]
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
Comedian-rapper Dave Bluntz shares his emotional reaction to a movie scene involving intense emotional conflict, calling it relatable and reminiscent of personal experiences with betrayal and poor communication.
Bluntz critiques the ending of a popular show, feeling it lacked intensity and was overly safe, especially in how a character's final moment plays out with a shocking but underwhelming resolution.
He reflects on his personal life, including his relationship dynamics, mental state, and deep investment in niche online communities like tweaker talk, where he observes and connects with others' struggles, often seeing parallels to his own life.
Summary:
Dave Bluntz, a comedian and rapper, discusses his recent viewing experiences, focusing on a movie scene that deeply resonated with him due to its raw portrayal of emotional chaos and personal betrayal. He finds the experience relatable, recalling moments in his own life where trust and communication failed. He also critiques the finale of a major show, describing it as underwhelming and safe, noting that the dramatic climax didn’t meet his expectations—especially the final scene where a character names a child after a previous partner, which he finds jarring and emotionally shallow.
Bluntz reflects on his personal life, including his relationship with his partner, which he describes as supportive and grounding, and shares his deep curiosity and engagement with online communities like tweaker talk, where he observes and connects with people’s struggles. He acknowledges his own emotional investment in these stories, often seeing reflections of himself in others’ experiences. The conversation also touches on his admiration for certain comedic and niche content, such as "Invincible" and "Family Guy," and his growing self-awareness around his emotional patterns, including boredom, isolation, and the need for connection.
Despite the chaotic tone of the discussion, Bluntz presents a thoughtful, introspective perspective on entertainment, relationships, and identity, showing how personal experiences shape his reactions to media. He ends with a candid, humorous reflection on his lifestyle, including his routines, small-town roots, and the ways in which digital culture both entertains and deeply influences his worldview.
FAQs
Dave Bluntz loved the second season of 'Invincible' and called it peak, saying it's fire. He especially liked the moment where Oliver becomes a psychopath and kills the smaller twins.
He felt the ending was safe and underwhelming, saying he expected a bigger battle or a more dramatic confrontation, like a final showdown with a blood-covered massacre.
He found the finale disappointing, particularly the scene where the character names their daughter after the girl they were previously dating, which he found absurd and emotionally confusing.
He criticized A-Train’s portrayal, saying he was often powerless and would cower when challenged, and was killed by a tree in the woods, which felt like a betrayal of his potential strength.
He is deeply passionate about the World Cup, mentioning that it’s taking over the world and even affecting public transit in LA, and he encourages listeners to bet on it using a promo code.
The new album, set to drop on July 17th, was made over a year with all tracks produced by a Belgian producer named Victor. It features no features and is entirely self-produced.
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