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[MUSIC] [MUSIC] >> Okay, boom. >> Okay, boom. >> So early in the morning, it's so early. >> Hey, good morning, everyone. Good morning, guys. >> Good morning, guys. >> Like Jesus. >> Jesus. >> What's up? >> Dude, wait, how is Toy Story? >> And see, because I knew you didn't want spoilers. I was debating on whether or not I was going to bring it up. But I fear I literally, like, okay, I will say the crying debate about Toy Story and whether or not it's like cryable, you know? Because I've even hearing some people say they're crying. >> Okay, I know. >> Right, well, I went into it knowing that some people were like, girl, like, oh, hell no, and then some people were like, it's not that bad. But I also haven't seen the last one. >> Oh, the last one I did cry. >> Okay, see, and that's what I heard is, it was like, I don't know. Like the last one was more cryable or whatever, bitch. I was driving, well, so I was on next to me. Literally, it was out of my left and then this, like, random, like, probably, like, 20-year-old boy next to me, right? >> Okay. >> And there's a part in the movie where I literally, like, it's kind of like a reveal kind of, but, like, it's kind of like, it's not a reveal, actually, let me not even say that. Like, you need to anticipate anything, but it's just like, oh, y'all don't give a fuck about me. And I literally, like, almost started, like, bawling so hard that I started laughing because I was just, like, so conscious that there was, like, a boy next, like, a kid boy next to me. And I literally was like, like, dry. >> Yeah, 'cause you're, like, I have seven on you, like, >> Well, it was just, like, really, I mean, also, it's sickening. I think you should see it, like, let me know T. It's very sickening, I feel that one was, like, a five out of five for me. >> Oh, wow. Okay. Like, pics are so bad. >> I wanted to go so bad. >> You should definitely write it in just in the sense that, like, I mean, but also, that's, like, in the pocket for me of, like, a perfect, like, if I'm gonna cry by the end, I'd better literally be, like, jumping in the air. >> Yeah. >> And also, not a spoiler, because you know, it's about-- >> The iPad. >> That's a leap problem. >> Maybe it's about the iPad boots, and, like, honestly, it was a disc track as fuck, and they, and also, though, like, unfortunately, because I'm not a child, like, literally, got off the theater, and we're like, I can't wait to go home and play on my iPad, like, it's no shade, though. >> Yeah, it's no shade. >> For the kids, you all need to get off that shade. >> Well, and that is real. >> For real. >> They do need to get off, because it's, like, we've learned, you know what I mean? Like, it's just, like, we've learned the mysteries and wonders of, like, playing offline, and then also, like, you know, being on the iPad and stuff, but that's kind of, yeah, I don't know. That's just, kind of, like, the whole point of what I was talking about in the last episode where I was saying, literally, that girl watching people play with Elsa and Anna, I'm like, what, like, what do you mean? >> They play with Elsa and Anna. >> Like, but now you can talk to them, like, a chatbot, so it's just, like, no. >> Finatex and, like, hey, girl, like, how's it going? >> No, it's just, like, stupid. >> Yeah. >> It's stupid, as fuck. >> Well, I don't know, yeah. It's just, like, also, I don't know. I feel like, I don't know anything about Roblox and shit. >> Exactly. Which mind, okay, I'm sorry, I have a lot of thoughts all of a sudden. >> But I'm just, like, literally, we were at, where were we? This was a while ago, we were at Disney. >> Yes, yeah, I think we, have we talked about this, I feel like. >> Maybe. >> I think we did, about the horror game. >> Well, yeah, dude, when we were at Disney and we were, like, eating, and this girl was on her, like, her mom's phone, playing Roblox at Disney. >> I think I would actually freak the freak out, bro. Like, if I spent, like, $200 to, like, literally let my kid be a park hopper for the fucking day. >> Yeah. >> And on Family VK, you're, like, dead the fuck out. >> But that's the thing is, it's, like, number one, like, oh my god, when they grow up, they about to be weird as shit. Number one, but that's, we'll deal with that when we get there. But, like, it is one of them tanks where it's like, if we're so addicted, with, like, a frontal cortex, what are y'all doing to these literally play-doh minds? Like, that's crazy. >> I don't know. >> I feel like we have had the experience, though, of seeing it in real time. >> In real time. >> Because it's like, you know, oh, okay. >> Like, okay. >> I'm like the iPad, like, sure. >> It's like, I'm like fucking, like, that a chip is like freaking out. >> Right. >> But I feel like there's definitely kids that I've met. >> Where I'm like, oh yeah, you were like iPad-pilled, like, fucking horrible. Because even when they're talking to me, like, I'm just like my love. I'm gonna need you to talk to me. Where it's almost like this, like, I'm just like the social skills are not there. And it really has to do with just, honestly, even when talking to someone, it's just like, hey, like, look, let's look at each other. And like, when we're talking to each other, like, stay with Chess, you know what I mean? Like, it's, I don't know. I feel like I've had a few interactions with, like, just, like, younger people. And like, by younger, I'm talking, like, say 17, like, 18, like, that pocket. Where it's like, hey, guys, so, uh, hey, so, and I'm like, cuz you all grew up on that. >> Well, and those are also COVID kids. So it's like the iPad X COVID club is like, oh, hell. >> Yeah. >> Well, I guess that's what I mean about, like, say it with your Chess, you know what I mean? Cuz it was already bad, like, when we were, I guess, like, in school, like, you know, people being bold as shit online and then, like, in person, like, nothing burger. And it's like, bro, how are you about to be, like, nothing burger, IRL, but, like, why, I guess that's the whole point. >> That makes complete sense. >> Yeah, that actually makes complete sense. >> But, like, online, you're, like, taking it. It's like, no, you, uh, go ahead and get a ticket and let me know, because I'll literally, like, they were really saying something. And our generation of kids are about to be turning butter. I'm serious, 'cause I'm like, there's this one shot. It's not a spoiler, unless you don't wanna hear it. - No, no, you're good. - But there's just a shot when they're establishing the story type shit, where they do a pan across the neighborhood. And in everybody's window, every single person is on a phone, on a tablet, the parents do on a computer, whatever, and I was like, that's it. But also if you like scanned my room last night after watching that movie, like I was on my lily pad, and it's no shade, it's no shade, but like, you know. - And I do know about that, no, 'cause it's-- - I'm on my lily pad, and it's unfortunate. - I'm on my TV pad, you know what I mean? Like I really am the parent that, 'cause I feel like with me in social media, it's one of those things where like, I do be forgetting about her, like, you know, when it comes to like TikTok and Instagram, like for me, I guess like I do be on my phone as fuck, like this is not me being like, I don't be on my phone. I be on my phone, and worse, because when I'm on my phone, I like black out, like I can't literally hear anything else. I can't like, I'm not, like if you're trying to talk to me, it's really like, hey, let me like this. So I can like hear you because I can't like, even hear anything else, like I can't multitask at all. It's actually like-- - I know about that. - It's actually fucking horrible. But for me, it's really like being TV-pilled, like I really am, I don't know, I also just grew up in such a TV house, but like I am the parent, that's like, you know, I'm like vacation, or like if maybe you just have a parent like this period, that's like as soon as they wake up, like the news is on. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? - Same. - And I'm just like, not that I'd be having the news on, but like there will be some sort of like TV, like going, of course, yeah. I know about that. I know about that. Yeah, I don't know, it was absolutely beautiful, so yeah, I'm excited to watch it. - I really wanted to watch it last night, but dude, oh my gosh. Well, I got such horrible sleep the night before, like genuinely the worst sleep I've ever gotten, and I literally can't hold my 6am workout because it was like so bad, like I was up at 3am, and it was because of two things. First thing being that I dyed my hair blue. - I was literally about to say a telefunny that we just like, didn't say anything. - So they're just like, I am smurf at. Now, you know what I mean? - It's not giving smurf at that. - Well, it's just like, well, that is giving smurf at that. - The hands are giving smurf at them, like slowly changing into a smurf. - Your hands being blue is crazy. - Yeah. - Well, and the thing is, it is just like, I've dyed my hair blue before in high school. I've posted the throwback pick before, but like, I literally was like Aqua-ass, like blue hair type, like my shit was giving. Like, you can't read the girl who was on Tumblr. But with that being said, I did that myself, and actually it turned out like quite good. Like my hair wasn't like dead or anything, but it was like an Aqua, you know what I mean? It was an Aqua Marine. So this is like blue damn near like purple kind of vibe. - Yeah, it's kind of like violet. - Yes. And so because of that, it just is bleeding, hella? - Right. - And I don't know what I was really young home-axing when I decided to get this hair. Like, I was like, today is the youngest, I'll ever be when I just like made the impulse, 'cause it is an impulse, right? When I decided to get this done ever before. - Well, yeah, I did. But then I like, it was the day before my appointment, and I texted my diva, and I was like, Okay, like, I don't know if this is DTM 'cause I was really just supposed to do it. to get my roots done like I see like can I throw in some color and she was like oh girl hell yeah right and so when I got this done um I don't know it's just hella blue and she was like just to let you know it's a commitment color like prepare for everything to be stained like you need to be really careful she was like honestly not until the first three washes that you can like you know um where white and shit like she was like prepare for that shit to be like dripping and stuff blue and I was like fuck like okay hold on cuz I'm just like the problem is here's the problem it's the working out you know what I mean yeah cuz it's like yeah not to be like a gym lad but yesterday when I came home from the gym and I like oh like literally like lifted my two pay yeah my like whole forehead was like blue right so I was like damn if you haven't washed it yet either right I did wet it yesterday I didn't like shampoo and condition but I did get her wet because you know with having curly hair even if you're going to like the literally the best hair stylist like there is just unless as Maya says you get your hands in there it's just it's and even still you know I think the cut is it's growing on me I think but like right now I feel very like anypilled I feel like it looks like normal it looks like my hair yeah I think I just have I'm having a little like curly hair just for yeah totally no I guess you know what I mean but that's why I'm like genuinely like we can't say anything until you do the full wash and go okay well I did pretty much the washing go yeah I think it looks good like my hair was like completely washed and I added like my products and and stuff um yeah well and I ordered a different bonnet cuz right now I have this like what do I have it's like not a skulley it's honestly something of ebony's or scrooge type okay it's like okay okay okay it's like a long sleep cat yeah yeah yeah yeah I know so long in the back um but it doesn't like stay on all the way throughout the night so I'm trying to do like bonnet proper with like the tie but I'm just like damn I really have like sensory problems when I sleep and stuff but I'm gonna get for a try and um that was reason number one I had bad sleep oh it's time to take creatine um reason number two why I just got horrible sleep um okay reason number two is because I love my girlfriend's dog she's like damn near damn near I'm the mom who stepped up you know what I mean like when we're talking about like being a step mom is like I'm the mom who stepped up real like that's like dead ass like my dog like I literally she has a car seat in my fucking car and like she has a dog like I'm on low-low blankets buying her a dog bed and shit it's just like way like you know what I mean but like that's my diva as fuck and she has a long hair docks in in case any of y'all were curious and she's like the cutest bitch her name honey like for real for real and we call her everything but her fucking name like I be calling her peppy from like the trolls movie king peppy I don't know why anyways that doesn't matter because the thing is anytime peppy sleeps at my house like when she sees that house it's like chill because I don't know like that's her house real but when she sees that my house like there's this transition where I feel like she's kind of just like hey like you know like she's like new house who does kind of buy right and so when she comes to my house the real problem with peppy is like genuinely I'm not even trying to glaze her for real but she is like a really good fucking dog like she's mad chill like mad fucking chill like she don't be doing too much like she's very demurecy with it you know I feel like her only thing is like because she's so small if you like run up on her she might like bark on you because she's like hella tiny to the ground so she's like who the fuck is this like I let all of it my space type but literally her only thing is she's food motivated as a bitch bro like she be like give me my fucking farmer's dog like that dog about each farmer's dog so he's just like I don't even know but at 4 a.m. usually she wakes up and she'll be like I'm fucking hungry and we'll just like turn around and ignore her and then she goes back to bed and then usually like 535 like she wake up we feed her we go back to bed whatever and by we is that takes her out and feeds her whatever quiet on set for whatever reason last last night or the other night she was like up at 2 a.m. which she did get caught in my duvet cover because she'd be doing the burrowing where she like goes all the way to the end of the bed under the covers but she was like stuck in the duvet which was Loki like hello fucking funny because he like went to touch her and just like a thin fucking piece of like bedding anyways we got her out then it's like 2 30 and she's still like king type and I'm like she never does that so I'm like girl go the fuck to bed and so I kept thinking it was like time for my workout and then then it's like 2 45 and she's like waking me up again and I'm like what's going on so she just like takes her outside and she goes pee but we're like you don't even have to pee for real so like what's going on then it's like 3 a.m. she's like up again and then it's like 4 and I'm like listen I just text my trainer and I'm like hey Nicole I'm not coming in like right whatever and so then I don't know she's we like wake up it's like 8 a.m. and I was like what the fuck was that bro like what was that like what yeah and um so anyways I like get ready and it's just like I don't know it's just really bad sleep but got her a crate my girlfriend my pukes her got her a crate and now she's sleeping in a crate and last night another reason why I was like maybe I shouldn't go to the movie was a I was dead fucking exhausted like dead fucking exhausted but also I was like ooh she about to be in that crate for real and um when we put her in the crate she was like fucking with it she low he was fucking with it yeah cuz you like put a treat in there for her and then we made it like hella comfy and stuff um my girlfriend said she did cry for an hour but I wouldn't know cuz I had like headphones like I literally had like earplugs yeah was shout out loops like I didn't know like y'all were like to you like that um but I slept with headphones for the first time or sorry earplugs not headphones um for the first time and I was like why have I never done that before yeah we want to take a break to think a sponsor of today's episode poshmark wedding season is upon us and last year I remember searching for so long for the perfect piece for all the different dress codes and themes but this year poshmark tell me find all my dresses for the season in no time it's so fun and easy to browse on poshmark 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you're not starting over each visit your treatment can evolve with you so you're actually making progress over time more than 300,000 patients have already found high quality psychiatric care through talk i3 head to talk i3 dot com slash upstairs to complete the short assessment get matched with an in network psychiatrist in just a few minutes that's talk i3 dot com slash upstairs to get matched in minutes like I have never slept so hard when I slept with my ears plugged yeah it was everything a car because I guess you cried for like an hour there was like a little pocket there I know wouldn't know wouldn't know and then after that she like settled in and like we woke her up at six and she was like chillin we love yeah like she was like really chillin and I was like okay period like she was she really she had a she had a good time it seems she ate at a normal time love and she was king with us and I was like okay hope for store and over stored and it was good for her like I feel like it regulated her body you know what I mean like she like now she knows it's time to go to bed and I was like I don't know I was like [BLANK_AUDIO] two parents where it's like I mean I was very sad because I do love sleeping with her like it's just so nice to be cuddling with her in the bed like you do be cuddling boots but was she like my girlfriend was sad like she was sick and like sick to her stomach and she was like I don't know I just feel really sad not having her in the bed like and I was like I slept like no yeah and it's just like you know the two parents that are like oh my gosh like it's her first like it's like oh my god they're sleeping in their big girl bed for the first time and I'm like right and it's just like there's two right there's two there's two kinds and I was just like oh I don't know like that sleep was hitting yeah yeah I don't know how y'all do that shit either y'all really but period well yeah I feel like it'll be interesting as she gets more comfortable like we can like even when you want to check on her at six it was giving like she like she was hella not even crying like low-key she wasn't even like checking for us right so it's like technically you could have woke up at seven right like and I'm awake up at nine you feel like it's just like wow guys like you guys are really like the strongest soldiers the dog and my juice like not me waking up technically so right in the sense that right right right and just like thinking about all the dog owners for real like y'all and I think he about the dog owners for real like hey you know what I mean cuz like thank you in a real way in a real way no the crate training like yeah a lot of some people you know are against that whatever but it really is just I feel like at least what's worked for me is like it's put Gibb on like a schedule and when it's time to go to bed he's in there at least for me I know he like no he can act a different way when people watch him sometimes but yeah he like he used to like wake me up by a barking but now I wake him up right by barking exactly well and that's what I was saying to because it also to when she gets in that like it's 4 a.m. like I want to eat pocket I'm just like to me it like I don't fuck with that because she's like running up and down on the bed and like walking around and doing shit and I'm like girl you're gonna hurt yourself and she does this thing where I call it like she's walking the plank where she be literally on the edge of the bed like trying to creep up on me and there's no room over there and I'm like if I just roll over like bitch you're going off the you know like you're going off the plank baby oh my god so that's why as those like it's safer for her we get good sleep she go good sleep or like she don't learn about good sleep like she's really fine and it's lowkey just funny as hell but yeah she's like great hashtag great like I know every time I hear about like dog stuff I'm like oh my god like it makes me anxious and like y'all are really yeah yeah and like it's locked in yeah and then I think about people who have kids and I'm like fuck can't put them in a crate can't put them in a crate we put them in their room well and that's your weird I mean like you put them in your room and you lock it from now I'm kidding well I would never do that I would never do that either and that's why I don't have kids so perfect which speaking of well do you guys watch Kate plus a or John and Kate plus a yeah one of the one of the kids is like wrote a tell-all I haven't seen that he was you know yeah not treated right yeah he was saying his mom was like on big cheater energy oh yeah he was saying his mom cheated on the dad and would like I guess it was like with a family friend or something because they would be like going to the family or going to like a family event and stuff and like lowkey they ended up together and then his name was on the house and like when he was younger he was like what the fuck but then one of the siblings who still lives with the mom is like lowkey relaying this information to him and he was like just saying like he was like genuinely like I understand if my siblings like he was like I just want a relationship with my siblings and stuff like my mom's like dead the fuck wrong but like even the siblings that still live with her like I'm not gonna tell them like oh you can't like whatever of course but he was just like the shit that I saw and the shit that I've seen like everyone tried to paint my dad to be like oh he's a bad guy but it's really like no like my mom was on some shit you wouldn't believe and he was like I think of like reality stars now and or like you know like the YouTube kids were like whatever and he was just like it's so crazy that I don't know she quite literally used them as like monetization well yeah type yes yeah it's really crazy I was I was hearing him out he has like an hour long interview or something oh I'm gonna look I was watching I was watching I probably watch like 10 15 minutes where he was like talking about the affair and shit because he was like low he was like throwing shade in like a very like 18 year old way where he was like almost like talking in the interview he's like that's weird right like he was like no because I guess there was like a tournament or like or it was like that guy that she was cheating with he their family went to that kids graduation as like friends of the family and but it was like out of state and he was like that's weird right that's oh wow it's crazy I'm happy he gets to speak I'm happy to speak I think he I don't he's he's older yeah but yeah I don't know I'm like cool I'm happy that his dad's like he seems I mean I don't know T like that I guess it was kind of like I was so pretty young but his dad seems to be you know kind of like arms open yeah yeah that's nice yeah he basically like took him in after he was like put in an institution for and they couldn't like diagnose him with anything because there was like nothing to diagnose and he was like writing you know letters to his dad like please come get I didn't know about that yeah so yeah then that his dad got full custody because Kate didn't even show up to like the hearing she's sorry oh yeah damn that's so crazy yeah I like watched that like as it came out like as a kid and all the things and I was always like this is crazy insane yeah still live and well and even yeah I guess I just didn't even know the T I just knew that she had eight kids but I didn't know like I didn't know her vibe either but I remember they used to be on all the magazines in the grocery store yeah I do remember that I tell oh she's like party in the front waterfall or waterfall in the front party in the back they had a waterfall in the front like her like you know they're carrying cut guys dude when I was driving I saw right she was lucky though G no that is like the carrying cut 27 KG short hair ideas man guys come on come on dude and those highlights are absolutely like insanity the concept of this being a like her highlight the sport is insane oh hell no man pixie perfect sexy perfect it is very 2000 sickening though I will say when I was driving I saw two ladies with um carrying cuts this cut yeah like within minutes of each other but she's doing some like 2000 shit in the back like it's like she teased it in the back because you this is that's a different look then how does she know she's probably like 60 something no she didn't have that or something sorry I'm basing it I guess off like my parents age 51 oh wow so she was on that show what like 30 yeah yeah cuz they had twins okay so the twins are 25 so when she was 26 and then the sex top of their 26 years old bits that last year but that's what I'm saying I'm like people were just having kids for real can people still have kids and then they give that damn lily pad like it's just like awkward like I'm just like damn dude kids I gotta take I gotta talk to eight people a day do and six of them are the same age six newborns at the same time six newborns oh she had sex tablets yeah yeah that's why like TLC it was like their first like it discovered it was discovery at the time I think in that like they did a documentary on the family and it got such good reception they did like a part two follow-up however many months or maybe a year later and then it became a show cuz they did like yeah it was like around the time of like octo mom as well right oh I thought this was octo no different and it's not IVF it's called like I it's called something else that they did but it's it's a different process but eight babies in my like something about that it let me not shame I'm sorry it's not shame but like I sometimes when I think about being pregnant I genuinely think about it like I'm like in this Smithsonian like I'm like so there's just a per like there's a thing in my stomach for real and it just like grows and like eats like my food too yeah like the concept of having eight lives behind you like eight children and there is like what the hell are we going to do now it's just like eight lives and then one of them says shut the fuck up mom it's like oh oh I don't I don't know oh you can manage like eight people at a time well word on this tree does you well that's not really yeah same with like the doggers there's like 20 of the doggies well in the doggies well I was gonna say it's like in Arizona my Spanish teacher he was honestly so sweet but he was Mormon and his wife had 12 kids bro and like I don't know he like I don't know she would just say it's like this like she was like once you have four is like the same and see I don't fuck with that but I think it's like fuck stuff though. I mean, not I'm not speaking on their family because genuinely I'm not kidding. All them were saints for real. Like that family was like sainted as hell. And there's just like some Mormon families if you grew up around Mormons. Obviously, everyone has their own experience. I can't speak to like their experience back then, but like all those kids were like nice as a book. But like is you know, like the kids have to help the little kids. Yeah. So it's like they're getting perennified as fuck. Um, but with that being said, Mormons be having babies bootsy. Yeah. No, and it's just like a different barn for people who have like healthy kids. Like I'm like, wow. I'm just like, I'm just not having kids, bro. I can't even imagine like, like I fear I would just have to have one stunty one, but that's me projecting my experience. Okay. That's what I was going to say. I maybe, maybe, maybe if I were to have a kid, I'd have one. Maybe, but then here's the other problem in which lies, I don't want to give birth. But there's ways you can adopt. Yeah. You can adopt for sure, which would probably be it would be probably giving like an adoption situation. Yeah. Um, I just, yeah, I just don't want to have kids. I just don't know. It's really madness. Yeah. Me with like blue hair. I'm like, I was a young man. Just like, no, for sure. Not that moms can't have blue hair or anything, but it's just like it means something different. It feels like as a young hoe smurf at right now, I just don't know if I'm really in my like kid pocket for real. I like genuinely got home last night. So late that I couldn't play like Tomodachi life. And I was like upset about it. So I'm like, I think I'm good. Well, I'm like, I don't know, like we're creating a dog because I didn't get good sleep. So it's just like, I don't know if like, I'm the one, like, I'm the one for kids, you know what I mean? And it's like it begs the question, or dogs harder than kids. Kids are way harder. In the sense that like, with dogs, though it sucks, that sometimes you can't like talk to them and just ask them like, what could possibly be going on? You know, but I will say like honey to ask dog, but when she hurt her back and we didn't know what was happening, I really was sobbing because I just did not know what was going on. And like what was hurting her. So that did have me like, I just wish I in that moment I could like talk to her and be like, wait, girl, like, what's tea right now, you know? But like with, I mean, with kids, there is that pocket too. We're like, yeah, you know, but like once they get to a certain, or at least they can like point or like whatever. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like for kids, it's not necessarily I feel scared raising them. Like I, it's, it's definitely would be one of the hardest period, the hardest thing I've ever done in my whole entire life. Totally. What scares me is like, the lack of control of the outside world, you know what I mean? Like you can do your best to like raise them in a good environment, with like good morals and like good understanding and stuff. And yet I'm just so fucking scared of like this shit, they're up against like the shit that I would be putting them up against to bring them in this world because it's like, I don't know. The list of evils is growing, man. Like the list of evils is fucking growing. And it's like by the time, you know, whatever their age is, it's like, will they even have a fighting chance? Like I mean, I do believe, I do want to believe in the hope core of like the world, you know, right now I feel like we're in a really fierce like pendulum swing of like conservatism and like all these things. And like I do want to hold on to the hope that like it's not going to be like that forever. You know, like we're going to reenter like our, you know, like our Obama era kind of vibe, you know, but like way better. But it's just like with the data centers and like all these things, it's like yeah. And the resources of the world is just like, am I setting them up for success by like bringing them in this world when like I can't even afford a house, you know what I mean, Toy Story 5. Yeah. For real. Yeah. Cause what do you do? Cause it's like, what do you do? Cause it's just like, I like, I can't really afford a house right now. But like good luck Charlie. I guess like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I go back and forth. I go back and forth. But I don't know. It's just, it's really hard. It's really hard for me to just say, it's a lot of money. Yo, I heard it is a lot of, it's a lot of things. It's a lot of things. Really. There's a lot of moving parts. There's a lot of moving parts for real. Yeah. And like the best I can do is a cat y'all. And when I pull a trigger on that, it's over for me. I just want y'all to know that. So that's my shush. But I feel like I need a house before I need a cat. But that's my ADHD, like my ADHD is like how I can't like have a cat in this apartment because it's just going to walk around in circles. You know what I mean? That's valid. But like when that happens, I'm going to completely switch up on everyone in my life. So I hope you guys had fun with me. I do. I do. In the sense that we're just not going to be seeing you as much. Probably. Yeah. In the sense that like all my furniture is going, like it's going to be like a cat house. Like in the sense that like I'm going to start walking around with the back pack with the like bubble type shit. Well, my friend did get a, I have a picture. My friend did get a really cute stroller for her cat. That is like harnessed in so they can't jump out. Really cute. The only thing is I'd have to start like the only way that I could get a cat. I can't do it for the next probably like five years because like the anxiety of if I leave for more than four days, like it will die. It's like too much for me right now. But like you can't get a cat sitter. Well, it's like even that. I'm like, damn, I'll feel like doing all that right now. Yeah. Maybe like three or four years or something when I feel a little bit more like less like sometimes I just want to go to New York. And I don't have to like figure some shit out for real. But and I also like need to get over like the fact that it will die someday and like that's a whole other thing. But what was I saying? The cat sitter? No, the cat backpack. Oh my god. Oh, I would have to get it as a kitten though because that's the thing about cats is like adopt older cats. It's no shade to older cats. But like in this sense that I'm gonna get mine socialized off the bat. Oh, yeah. Maybe we doing that touch training. I'm pulling on your ears and shit. 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But then it's like when it's time to like really walk in and like I'm playing Tombow.C. Life, but like you're also right here. That's what I need you to clock in for your shift. Do you know what I'm saying? No, and I know about that. So it's like yeah. That's how I feel. I feel the same way about cats. I just like I would need to start doing my allergy shots now. And I would too. Well, the thing is you don't I'm not a doctor. I'm talking to like my close friends like don't don't whatever. But like allegedly you adjust the little rough. They said also to there's like a shampoo you can or a food. Yeah, that you can feed them. So that like the dander that they have isn't like crazy. Yeah, it's the vibe of like when I was growing up, I didn't know that I was allergic to dogs because I had a dog like in my house kind of like right. I got we got I'm like right before I gained consciousness kind of like I think I was like six or something. And I have like the memory of going to get him and like at the house where they were how the dogs I was like I was like fucked up. And I was like, oh, that was weird. Like I thought because I had asthma as a kid. So I was like, oh, I just like have asthma. And then when I was growing up, my mom knows I was like, yeah, like you allergic to dogs and like and I was like, what? Because I had him in the house. But then it was like hypoallergenic but hypoallergenic isn't even really a real thing. So then when I went to college and then I would come back and see him, he'd have me fucked up because there was a time when I was like very used to his dander and like I had a cat at the same time, they like overlapped. So like I do know or believe at least that like, you know, if you get him and you kind of like can can get through that period, you'll be okay. Okay. In terms of the dander and then you do like the allergy stuff and then that that that I feel like I would just to get ahead of it because it's like, you know, I do want to, I love. Cats mind you like you got a cat. I would literally like I love camprock. We rock. I love a kitty cat kitty cat per we could sync that up Yeah, yeah, I get them like a scratch pole and then just like right is cool. You know what I mean because I like cats are more of my vibe Personally, yeah, like I do fuck with dogs and stuff and like honey low-key a cat except for the fact that sometimes you be doing dog shit that I'm like and she can help it Yeah, cuz she a dog so I'm the dog of a dog too. It's no dog too like, you know But every now and again when she does some dog shit. I'm like damn you a dog for real, but Yeah totally totally Um, but no like a cat would be T. I'm very I feel like cat is just like more my vibe because they're a little more like Self-sufficient and like yeah, and they'll just kind of like do whatever and then you'll be like hey You get the automatic Litterbox. Yeah, cuz I'm like that's the real my like that's the real T is like the automatic litter box because I'm just like I fear that's the only thing is like the smell of And that's why I'm like my ADHD will be like you can't have a cat right now because like in the apartment that I'm in like Maybe you gonna smell that shit Like there's nowhere to put the box like well I'm like yeah unless you got the automatic right like instantly changes the litter rotating. Yeah, cuz I'm like then at least You know, there's like you could like handle. Yeah, but I'm like yeah I think that's the only thing for me and the the allergic's of it all Yeah, and you're placed though right now like you could that be like like it have like a room for its box type Yeah, there would be there would be like it's a separate space. You know name. Yeah, I think I'm on the same wave You're on which is like, you know I just be like I do be like random maxing, you know, and I do be like someone will like ask me to do something at like 3 p.m And I'm like yeah, yeah, but yeah, I feel like I don't know even when I was dog sitting I was like okay, wait how many hours have I been gone like I know yeah cuz you know the dogs are very Dependent on their caretaker, which is like a whole different vibe like a drug is that's why I'm like y'all are the strongest Soldiers seriously because that be the shit where you're literally like I can do an hour and a half like literally That that is where it does feel like kids, you know what I mean in the sense where you're like damn I do need to be home right now, and I'm just like yeah, it's it's a real it's a real ish But a cat you could get away with it for like four days and then enough on the fifth when you get back It's literally about to be like what the fuck bitch and I'm like how'd you say that like literally But genuinely we used to leave our cat just like at the crib Oh for like five days and we come back and be like Hey, and I'm like me hey, and he made like a popsicle stick like a Taj Mahal like perfect Yeah, like girl, you built like a Lego set like no, they be like vibing You just yeah, I got to make sure they got like food in water, but if you have an automatic having on food in water But I'm like yeah, because one of my friends has an automatic feeder for her cat Which is nice because her cat used to be like meowing like it's time to like fucking feed me But since she feeds her cat kibble is automatic so her cat be knowing a like at this time It's time for kid and like that's so safe. It's show so many gadgets for pets now It's kind of everything like back then we used to just like have to fill up the bowl like how do I be and be like okay? So yeah, like you just go like ration right? Well cats yeah, they're it's I feel like it's pretty rare to see a cat like fuck their food up from the side Yeah, some over some do be overeating that I see or like they're like, you know They'll eat a lot and so that's why people have like the automatic feeders like have you seen the cat videos? Well, they'll have the automatic feeders and like there's like a camera on it and the cat be in their like hell of pawing at it like where the food at Because some people have to like train, you know, okay train the same thing. Well, I'm like yeah, that's that's honey for real man She's food dependent as a mother like I'm also even with her slow feeder dude We we got her a puppy patty for her birthday And we were like trying to like cut it up so she you know like Yourself you're funny, and she jumped up and grabbed it out of my girlfriend's hand and ate it whole Yeah, and then instantly like fruit like mom my fruit. Yep, and I was like I Just don't know like yeah, it's just like cuz that's a dog It's just like random boxing and I was just like holy shit, bro. Yeah, like I don't even know to say to you right now Yeah, and that's the part that be sending me is I'd be talking to that dog like I'm really trying to be like I don't even know what to say to you right now. Yeah, you just disappointed the fuck out of me Yeah, no, that's real the dogs that are like that's really that's really ill. That's really ill But no a cat would be a vibe as fuck. Yeah, maybe in like five years or something like that like I don't know But we'll see what's going on five years who knows what life I'll be living genuinely. No, I know I'm even no Red black cat with big eyes I'll be like I have no idea Maybe I'll look at it and it will come to me. Yeah, for sure Yeah, cats are yeah cats are awesome cats are very everything But yeah, also, it's like allegedly summer so like I don't know I was thinking about that this morning like it doesn't feel like summer. I know it's been really gloomy. Yeah, it has been gloomy, huh? Did you know the summer bucket list July gloom? No, I was gonna write one two and it's crazy because now it's already halfway through summer And I felt like I was gonna feel that vibe of like you know how like usually during the year you feel the vibe of It's summer like now is the time when we just start doing too much But that never came this year. No, I feel the exact same way I feel the same way when people started having their Euro summer Right, like I was just like looking around and like slowly everyone was in Europe and I was like I'm not in Europe. I know and that's when I was just like oh shit like y'all Hello summer like planned a Euro summer, but yeah, no, I feel the same way. I'm like I haven't Hasn't really felt like summer. Honestly. I feel like I'm Like still in January so I feel like it's also because we literally like no breaks every day like gas no power You know what I mean? So it's like okay fine, but I'm a little I'm a little sad about that I mean we and every day we can start now You know what I mean, but it's like we are taking we are taking like a two week break Yeah, but we will still be posting episodes don't worry We're just like a little gonna be a little ahead so we can take a better breaks a couple break a couple weeks off And I was literally thinking when we had like the our couple week break I was like ah should I go to New York and then I'm like I need to sit my ass the fuck down It's giving let's let's it's giving we should probably sit down and I feel like also just the general energy has been like the Moral has been kind of mid all the way around so it's like one of those things to where I feel like Nobody in the group chat like who do you want to like don't you know what I mean like I feel like you always in the Group chat kind of starts getting active like everyone's like let's go out and give him that babe. I know it's not We all 26 27 is awkward. Yeah, I know. I did go I did go out though Um, yeah a couple weeks ago. I went to Fudge. That's how you know. It's like I went out once I went out or I guess it was actually last weekend. I don't know what I mean. That's a thing I went to Fudge which I know Fudge has like you know reviews all across the board But I will have to say from my personal experience and I'm not knocking anyone else's experience. It was fun I went shout out Don shout out Keeley Don was hosting and we went to Fudge and it was really fun like I had a good time I will say once I hit 12 I did have to leave because that's when it's like I'm gonna leave that to like the young I'm like you know But I didn't meet so many neighbors which that was very there were Helen neighbors It was on the stage and someone made a sign. I was on the stage. Girl back. She's like wait. I don't know how like every right No, but yeah, I'm so made a sign. I was like, hey, what's up? I was very fun. It was quite the key. I was I was giving pet talks There was like there was like a group of neighbors that came up to me and I was like Yeah, so I was just like born a shit and I was like king with them and I was like, okay, like what's your game plan like who you feel in like who was tea And I was like, okay, I was like let's like go So nobody want to go out now. Yeah, and then I'm a lily pad and then I was like, okay, like what's your plan like what are you on like you know what I mean? So I was I was low key. I was like I was being I was on I was on like coaching the girls like Coaching the Demi Lovato's like no, I was just out there like, you know show and support Coaching the coach in everyone and like right chill and I was drinking. I Having drank I cannot Once the last time I've had more than one drink my birthday, honestly, because I just don't drink anymore Because I just the bounce backs never the same now is it yeah, it's too much but for whatever reason when we got to the full first off I went to a pregame. How long have I went to a pregame? Can you even tell you but at the pregame they were taking shots right and I was like He like great and they were like, okay, come on. And I was like Right, right, the barber. He keeps going Gotta be careful. So I took one shot. That was arguably two, but it's just you know It took me it took twice right to take to finish it so I would argue that's two shots, but okay The young holes are calling it one these days right um then More shots so like at this point. I'm like three faux in like shots now. I'm doing mixed shots right because it's It's just like at this point is starting to get to that point where I literally started doing the scuba to everyone and like acting like I knew everyone in that bitch. But I just like are the world's like law roach the world and I was like I didn't know a soul. So I was just like and I was like to the point where I felt so comfy that I was at this person's house who mad cool shot out. Thank you for hosting the pre game. I grabbed their charger that they just like had on the couch and I was like trying to plug it into the wall so I could charge my phone because I had 30% right and it's just like and it's just like playing and I was playing and so my I left five shots. Oh well left the pre game five shots deep. Why would I do that? Why would we do that? Like those shots were poisonous as hell I mean the bartender literally was like Sprite and tequila Sprite and it's just all tequila. That's honestly what you want though these days like in the recession of it all. Yeah. No for sure. It's like fucking on the rocks kind of vibe but yeah I did have like 20% that like I barely made it home with like 18% right got home at one and just like absolutely slept with all my makeup on and my mouth open right woke up the next day feeling absolutely exhausted couldn't imagine why right and then once the 3 p.m. thing over hit I was like y'all play. I like don't even get hungover anymore I just throw up that's that's how I know I'm like Uncle shit because I literally never in my life like when I was young as shit like 21 me almost like 21 starting at 21 of course like starting at 21 literally used to be able to take 8 shots of tequila and wake up in the morning and I was like what's everyone like looking at me for it like it's like fucking weird genuinely now if I take like 3 shots or like drink like more than 2 or 3 drinks I literally get home and I'm like it's Bomboyage. It's Bomboyage. And it's really upsetting because like the most important part of the night is obviously what I eat after I'm drunk like you know any means so then it's like okay I go to talk about I do my big one and then like immediately yeah I can't I can't hold it down anymore my stomachs like rejecting it oh I was literally first off I started doing this new thing where I stumble that's new I used to literally be able to walk the plank like no problem but it's like once I start stumbling around mind you I'm like not that fucked up like it's just like the body different now no the body different now but like before like you know yes I'll probably chat your fucking ear off unfortunately if you catch me at a time where it's like we get hurt yeah totally totally but it's like I still know where I'm at I can still order an uber I'm still like you know say and buy to the homies like it's all good but once I like literally was walking and stumbled like going up this mind you humiliation ritual like literally going up the stairs at El Sid having to hold on to the railing it's just like once that started happening I was like oh hell no it's really something sinister it was it was not cool that's for sure because stumbling crazy actually when you think about it oh I well and this was a long time ago when I was still young home acting which honestly like kind of makes it worse is like I remember one time on Halloween I was like really drunk and like running like uber outside running out of this like random persons like apartment running will not random but like running out of this random versus apartment all of my friends in the car like waiting for me to get in the uber I like take three steps out each a all fours each a all fours fairy wings on in the back and I literally was like after this the bottle ain't seeing me that's the devil's word that's the devil's like that's why they call it spirit that was very much spirits because maybe when my knees hit that cement I was like are you serious like are you fucking and then you have to get up you like all right sorry bye oh hell no that's how I that's how I felt when I started stumbling in front of the kids I was I know in front of the kids real as hell though your uncle had too much okay no that's as I was like still a young like that was like still young and like my knees were obviously fresh out the box because if that happened to me now I would that would have literally taken me out for like a week yeah being so serious like if I get my feet hit the bed I'd have a knee brace for the rest of me no I still think when the two knee rests leg straight like literally right now like if I just like when he said oh hell but it's just like that's when we used to run around in the streets like them days used to be playing on my damn phone man I really used to be playing in that damn phone when we went to when we had that live show at at our vine shout out because it's not even shade you know what I mean like radical acceptance for like who I was like genuinely 18 through like 23 like I don't know I don't blow a kiss to her and try and like look her in the eyes we were at their fine show and adiva from my college was their type shit and like my king shout out of your listening says my king from when I leader like we knew each other like from the dorms like from the from the gallows like that was like oh she was 19 years old like I got off the plane and like it was like wow the concept of what was happening during those days like and then worser almost is the how covid happened for us like right in that pocket of like 20 what like I turned 21 and covid 22 so you came out of covid like 19 again for some reason and you literally came out 22 acting like you were 19 the lily pad the lily pad the don hulio the like oh my god like yeah I know about that oh my god like y'all let her run around with half a brain and like a don hulio like yeah why would like ref do something ref do some yeah that was that was lucky me too because like I feel like when I was in bible college like you know like a fairy got her wings clip for real so you know they just let you back out into the world and then wait guys what yeah but lucky I will say thank god though I was on my bullshit in high school because then like I feel like that soften like I could have had like a very dark spiral if it was like I was also like on my like square shit in high school and then came out into the world and was just like oh I know some about that yeah I know some about it so it was just like you know I but I was different it was different though it was a different vibe and like going out what being grown versus like going out and fucking high school is obviously right and obviously when I was in high school I wasn't like drinking or anything or like doing drugs and stuff I was just like vibing you know like out late type kind of right right right right um exactly I'm gonna do that but but everything else I was just you know playing on that damn phone on that lily pad and shit on that lily pad and that's why I'm like guys when y'all like come to us like 2021-22 talking about what do I do with my life I'm like baby limit nothing honestly just live it y'all because it's like you're gonna there's gonna come a day when it reckoning happens and you wake up and you're like what the hell was that and that's why when I watch the violent for real for real and they're learning like very crucial big lessons unfortunately yeah that's like the part that sucks it's like on the international stage because it's like genuinely besides Bryce everyone's about like 22-23-24 maybe 25 and he's still baby girl they kept you on baby girl yeah it really is it really is giving that and even to me I'm so baby girl y'all don't want to see it but I still totally but it's just crazy to like have perspective now that like when I was like really 2021-22 like people older than me would be telling me and I was literally like y'all don't like no object permanence couldn't tell you nothing about the next year it was just like learning lessons and like doing shit that I would never do again literally and now I'm like I see it now I can at least see the hill you know what I mean it's crazy to feel like that now and I'm just like wow wow look how far we've come look at we're still young but in a different way in a very in a very different way because it's like you know when I turn 30 because I feel like I've been anticipating her she's coming up not next year but the year after right it's coming we about to be hitting 30 crazy and I feel like you know that I'm a young guy again like it reset yeah totally because I'm just like oh you're 38 well it's just one of those things to where it's like you're always young like every day is your youngest day of course but there does kind of come a point when like you can actually pull on the well of some sort of wisdom all of a sudden yeah that like makes it different like I still feel young but at least now I have like more discernment and like more things of like oh I didn't like that like I didn't like that I didn't like that like well and this is a has me weakest fuck this is really this is how you know I'm really all my like I'm just like young hope hill this fuck because like feeling 28 like I definitely be stepping in rooms like damn I feel like a little like chunk right now you know what I mean it's totally um but I was meeting with shout out Joey my accountant and we were setting up like he was like telling me about like an and index fine and light. You should have, you know what I mean, right? Honestly, you set that shit up now. You want a quick little, little onty advice, set up your index fund, set up your, you know, get with the SP500s and just rip it, you know, just push them shit in there, dap up with fidelity and like handle it, you know what I mean? - No, go ahead. - But anyways, he was telling me, he was like, all right, when you put this money in, you know, whatever, whatever, it's like, whatever. Long story short, if you take the money out before you turn 60, there's a 10% penalty. - I'll show you 10% penalty. - Well, I was like, 60. (laughing) - No, for real, like, 60. - I was like, 60, I was like, well, what if I'm not really trying to like, be 60 for real? - A girl. - Like, what if I'm not trying to be 60 enjoying like shit? But he was, he was, he was pulling tea. - We just probably be enjoying shit. - Well, he was filling the tea of the fact that like, people do do it. It is a 10% penalty, so it just depends, you know, if like, there's ways in which people do that. But like, for the most part, it's your retirement account. It's your retirement account. That's the tea that's what it's used for. It's not supposed to be used for like, you woke up in a new booty, like, it's not supposed to be that. It's really supposed to be like, so when you're 60, you know, fuck Donald Trump and like, fuck DoorDash for like, literally that fuck-ass commercial where they were talking about this grandmother watching. - It's really, that's what that is. So it's like, you don't have to be door dashing when you're 60 kind of I? - Yeah, dude, yeah. It's crazy to think about that, like, it's such a, like, genuinely, and I need to tap back more into like, my existential dread, honestly. Like, I hate it, but also like, that's the shit that be grounding me like, damn, none of this shit matter for real. Like, we'd be so worried about little shit and it's like, let go. It's like, let go, honestly, because we are in fact like, in our 20s. - Yeah. - Like, favorite guys, let the hell go. 'Cause I'm not trying to look up at 60, like, damn it, I spent 20 through fucking 45 worried as a bitch. - About what? - About what? - At the end of the day, it's just like, however the cookie crumble, it gon' crumble, man. Like, at the end of the day, the day goin' in. - It's like, yeah, I'm like, I haven't even had a second to like, think straight. So once I have a second to think straight, maybe it'll be giving. - We're about to have a second to think straight. And we should start doing more seconds to think straight. - Yeah, so that we're always thinking straight. - No, normalist thinking straight for real. - Yeah, let's get into thinking straight. - 'Cause I'd be like-- - Been serious, y'all, we be in the stew and like, we be, like, you know what I mean? There's a lot in the Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory that we're learning right now and grasping, so like-- - 'Cause it's that, it's the extracurricular activity. - It's heavy, the extracurricular act. That's like, I'm not trying to say worse, 'cause that's not what I mean, but that's the most, like-- - It's like this, everything that happens after this is like-- - It's like, that's the part that'd be like-- - Different. - Taking from your Sim's energy type shit. - It'd be different, but it's all good. - It'd be different, it'd be different, it'd be different. And it'd be things, but no, we're gonna take a break. You guys won't know that though, but like, just know that like, we're taking a break, so like, when we come back and there's, I hopefully, a glimmer in our eye, like, you know, that'll be a thing, and then it's just like, perfect, and then it's just like, yeah. - Yeah, and the double-duty has been like insane. - 'Cause we've been on double-duty with Love Island, if y'all have been watching with us, and also the Love Island videos are literally just on, or like, normal podcast page. - Right, so it's just kind of like, if you're ever wondering, like, what goes on behind like, doing that too, it's like, a lot. (laughs) It's a lot of like, watching, and like, writing things down while you're watching, and then like, coming, and then like, doing, and then like, thinking about people that like, don't make about love. - Exactly, and like, prayers up to like, everyone from Love Island genuinely, 'cause I'm like, guys, like, we gonna get you out of there. Well, you're gonna have to come out anyway. - Yeah. - And leave Fijai. - And leave Fijai. Well, brother, what's your neighborhood watch? - Toy Story 5, man, shout out to Lily Pad. Like, I know that that's not the takeaway, but I'm like, bitch, I love my iPad, okay? Like, as a grown-ass woman, oh, grown. As woman? What the hell was that? That was scary. As a 20-something, like, as a 20-something young woman, like, I love my iPad. Okay, I love my iPad. I'm specifically into Papa's Cupcake Korea right now with my Apple Pencil, so yeah. But shout out the kids, like, put that down, phone down. - Yeah, y'all need to stop with that shit. - But like, I'mma just keep going, but y'all don't do as I say, you know what I mean? - My neighborhood watch is Facebook Marketplace. - Yeah, because I did just get some new dining chairs for the ultimate steal of a century. - It was awesome. - So I did get new dining chairs and-- - There's something about that. - Yeah, I'll show you that. - I think I want to build a dining look though. That's a whole other thing. - Oh, I know someone. - But I'm scared that-- - I know someone in a serious way who can hook it the fuck up. - I just, okay, let me know about that. My fear is that benches are not sustainable for people sitting on them. - Well, 'cause you're at padding. - Well, yeah, but then it's like, 'cause I could also like, okay, it's a whole thing. - I'm on, I'm, yes, I like-- - Okay, well, we can do some consultations. But yes, I did get new dining chairs and that was like, #freakingawesome. - I need to go to IKEA. - Oh, I probably do too. - Well, let me know about that. Well, I have to wait until this. I'm trying to get like this bookshelf that is not in stock, but-- - Oh, damn. - Like when it is, I'll be in there. 'Cause my apartment store has boxes in it, bro. Talk about minute to think. - Do you want to go through my organization boot camp that I've been in? - Hell no. - That I've been-- - That girl, that will honestly, well, actually, maybe in the sense that later, like there's some other things, 'cause I've just been craving stuff in the closet, but like-- - Oh. - That was like, to be be old for me. Like that was like, I'm gonna be in there, like just let it sit there, like-- - Well, I like-- - For real. And I have, the thing is, I have weird shaped shoves. That's kind of my main thing. - Well, see, I'm all about space maxing. - Right. - And like, optimizing your space for you pay. - Optimizing your space. - But I'm like, I can handle with you. - I need to, well, and again, to the break of it all, that's kind of like my goal is to like look around and be able to like-- - Oh, girl, I put things in there. - I literally got you. - And let me get the things to like, organize in is my point. 'Cause like right now, I don't have any like, bookshelves or anything. I still need to get nightstands. - Oh, good. - Just feel like things. Like I have a bunch of like, things out but like, I don't have-- - A place to put them. - Yeah, 'cause when I get that, then I can like, - You want-- - I know which one you want. - You want the open concept or-- - I think I want-- - The Calax. - Yeah, I think I'm gonna either get a Calax or I'm gonna get the, there's like another one that's a little more like, shapely, but it might be too small. - Oh, they have, 'cause I'm trying to-- - That's not like the one I was thinking. - I was thinking of the Nilf, Nilf guard. (laughs) - What I'm trying to do is like, y'all know how I have like, in my living room, there's the desk right there. - Mm-hmm. - Which I'm gonna give to you. But then when that goes, that has hellish it in there. So I need like the, like that way, the home, the whole, the whole mirrored on the left, on the left, all the way to the left. - Oh yeah. - I'm thinking about getting to those and putting them side by side and then just like putting all my shit in there. - Okay. - Maybe, and painting it. Because it's gonna fit under my window. - Oh, cute. So I don't know. - You could also have like a, I thought you were talking about this. - Yeah, I just don't have like a lot of like, vertical space, because I have those like windows, and so I'm gonna put stuff like under. So I can't do like a stand up bookshelf. - I feel you, I feel you. - At the moment. But it's also like the only thing I'm putting in there is like brats stalls, so it's like okay. - There's this one you might like because there's shelves, but it's hidden. It would fit under there though. - Okay, well let me know about that. - 'Cause you would have a credenza, so you would have space on top, where you could put like books, whatever you want, and then everything, like, not, there's nothing ugly stuff. But like, - Yeah. - Like, say if there was like little words and shit. - Yeah, or like, shit, you just don't want people to see. - Totally. - That when you first walk in, all of that can be hidden. - Let me know about that. - But also there's like, you could get like cute like boxes and stuff to like, so everything when it's put away, it's not like, visually like gonna be like. - Yeah, like doing too much. But the calik shelves and one that you were showing before that's what people are making their dining looks out of. But you have to like reinforce it with like plywood and stuff, because people will say that like over time, it's gonna like fall, you're gonna, it allegedly holds 80 pounds of weight, but people are saying that like, they'd be having like, - That's, that's my next, that's my next venture house venture is my dining room table. I just need to add another piece of plywood. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So it's like, actually strong. - Totally. - So I'm gonna like, there's a homie. - Right, and I would just go about that. But if y'all are trying to build like a just one, two dining knuck like the calik shelves, the calik shelves, I think I might do that instead of a dining table, huh? What would you say? - I said I would help build, help build you a dining nut. - We think you. - No, I'll be letting you know about that, 'cause it's gonna be a whole thing. - No, 'cause I'm like, even the dining room table, I feel like I could do it. - You probably could. - I just, I just need to do a little research about a few things. I feel like it just be like wood glue, clamps. - That's like my, for you page, like is like cakes and like building shit. - Oh, that's the only two things I like right now. It heavy on the cakes. I've been telling you about these goddamn cakes. Like y'all are lucky that I don't have a kitchen that has an island because I would have became a cake content creator already. Like I'm like, I swear I can do it. I can't. - Well, we can do anything. So I can't do it. - It's that you'd be baking on the island. - Do you want to take a cake decorating class? - I would love to do that. Okay great bitch. - Summer maxing. Yeah, let's actually let me know about that. And then when I'm in there, like, "Hey you guys, I'm at the time." It's like right, but like, you know, Anyway, yeah, so just thinking about that, 'cause I just feel like if I get this, sorry, I'm wrapping it up. If I got a dining room table though, it's like that's gonna take up the whole room. But if I get made a dining nook, then I could like, work there and stuff, and I feel like it'd be a little more cozy maybe, but I just probably couldn't hold no, like, you know, last supper's or anything in there, but. - Yeah, I don't know. - Well, you can hold like a supper. - I could hold this supper for like five people. - Yeah, you know. - That's all you need. - Yeah. - Yeah, once I, like, reinforce the dining room table. - 'Cause you have a lot of supper dining table. - Yeah, I do. - Which is sickening. - Yeah. - But I feel like 'cause that room is just like a lot bigger. Like, I'm just kinda scared that if I put a dining room table in the middle, it'll fit, but then it's like, damn, that's just the dining room table for real, that's it. - Yeah. - Well, you could, in the nook, you don't do a long table, you could do a circle. - Right. Yeah, I think that's the thing, 'cause mine isn't like a proper dining room. She's just like a little nooksy. - Yeah. - I'm like, do I treat her like a nooksy? I'ma think about it. - Yeah, because if you did like a circular moment, you know what I mean? - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - I think I'ma, yeah, that's probably gonna be my break situation 'cause I'm like, for now I'ma throw air matches in there for, you know, for people coming, but yeah, for people coming. - For people coming. - For people coming. - Which I'm like, I need to hear from people coming. - You should hear from people coming too, because I was like, personally, like, if I was coming, I would rather sleep on like a bed, but like, but hey, young home oxing, you know what I mean? - I'm like, you know, yeah. - Anyway, now we just talking about life. Sue, yeah. - Sue, yeah, yeah. - We'll boom. - Tom was sure when you neighborhood watched, yeah. - Oh, I thought he said it. What'd you say? - Oh, yeah, you did say it, sorry, just kidding. - What did I say? - You said Facebook Marketplace. - Facebook Marketplace. - Fuck, man, oh man, guys, we filmed early. - Okay, sorry, sorry, we filmed early. - All right, we love y'all so bad, and we'll be seeing y'all next week, and it's just like T-T-Y-L. - T-T-Y-L. - Bitch, I'm T-T. - We tweet. - Okay, bye. (upbeat music)