Evan Stopped by Undercover Cops, Ken's HUGE Party, & CJ Addresses Haters
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The group shares a humorous and energetic recap of recent events, centered around a chaotic yet joyful housewarming party at Ken’s house. The event, themed like a Kentucky Derby, features a large crew of friends and includes wild pranks—such as smoking indoors and blasting music to the point of damaging speakers. Ken is portrayed as an overly energetic, loud, and social host, often bundled up and completely immersed in the festivities. The group jokes about the impracticality of hosting such a large gathering, likening it to a classroom field trip. A key moment involves a hand-chiseled marble statue of Ken being rejected due to its unappealing public display, with the group noting that Ken himself would have disliked it. The conversation turns to gift-giving, with members suggesting practical, low-cost gifts like a Buffalo Wild Wings card or a case of beer as more meaningful than extravagant items. The tone is lighthearted, filled with inside jokes and exaggerated stories, including a hilarious incident where cat food was accidentally added to a drink. The group also reflects on car care, highlighting a new touchless car wash system that saves soap and improves efficiency. The narrative concludes with excitement for a birthday party to be thrown for CJ, featuring fun activities like bowling and skateland. Underlying themes of friendship, spontaneity, and shared humor define the entire exchange, showcasing a close-knit crew that values fun over formality.
- I sold my dirt bike. - I no longer own a dirt bike. - If Roxanne secures the bag here. - Then a Suzuki, yeah. - Either you're going to a Suzuki. - When you're working on a prank, you're asking all these periphery questions, okay, if you break this. - You think so loves me, Ken. - Ken's gonna be the only person in the world to get a marble statue of himself and then hate it. - And just don't want it. - We can move on. - I just kind of got a M3. - What? - Ooh. - Big weekend, come along. - Massive weekend, come along. - Potentially the largest. - I could tell Gavin that you two could room together, Ken. - Some tells me Ken's already got his room's booked last year. - So does Gavin have his own room? - No, I got him sleeping in your bed. - Nice. - You won't even know he's there. - Besides for every time that he moves around and he knocks something over, 'cause he doesn't know his own size. - Just foils his armor on left and right. - So yeah, we go to Vegas this weekend. For Ben's Bachelor. - My Bats Party, it's gonna be a crazy weekend. I'm excited. - TJ's having his planner book for weeks now. - I think it's set up for an amazing time. - Oh, it's gonna be an amazing time. - It's gonna be a great time. We got a good crew coming, you know, all the homies. - Pretty much everyone that you can think of that the listener of your has seen, plus some more, it's a good crew. - I think this is the longest run I've been on without making a appearance in Vegas. - Mine too. I haven't been there in like a year and a half. - He was the last, I was with you guys when we were tri-march. - Would he have marched like that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Over a year. - Yeah, cheap car challenge. - So you guys have saved a lot of money, not going. - It's been good. - Yeah, it's been good. Haven't wasted any money, lost any money. But yeah, I'm excited. We got a lot of good stuff planned. I'm just excited to have all of my friends together in one spot. - It's kind of crazy though, isn't it? Kind of like two worlds colliding. - Oh, it's like seven worlds colliding. - We got like 20 people coming. It's a big ass group. - It's a big crew. It's kind of hard, 'cause like everywhere you go with 20 people. - It's very impractical. - Yeah, I mean, very unrealistic getting into like restaurants or really going places with 20 people. It's like a classroom. - Yeah, literally bringing up a elementary class on field trips. - Yeah, like straight up. - Yeah, we're going golfing, we have like 17 times. - Someone's going to be done in the bar. - Literally, yeah, just going off one, we're just closing up 18, whatever. Like the guy escrowting you in or whatever, the bouncer. Okay, how many of you guys got? Dude, it's good. - Just keep going. - 20 guys in Vegas has to be the equivalent of like. - You just don't get let in. - Well, it's all about ratio. So it's like if you go to a club for instance, with 20 guys, there's got to be like 40 chicks to 20 guys. - Yeah. - In the club for like 20 guys to get like let in. - We're going to have a solid zero to 20. - Yeah, so negative. - Yeah, and we've kind of always dealt with that. Like everywhere we go, obviously we got a big crew and never have any girls with us 'cause our girlfriends like rarely travel with us 'cause we're usually traveling for videos. So most of the time it's kind of hard to get in place and then when our girls are with us, it's like your fast track into these places. And it's like, oh, so this is what it's like to be a woman. - That's why I think I had so much fun in Vegas the last two times that I went 'cause there was girls there. So they were like, you guys want on a table? You want to come into my house? - And you definitely do with the big door. - Different. - You have better attention. - Oh, the door. - The door. - Yeah, dude, we should run this door. - The door. - Party back. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'll see if Nigel is DJing. He'll probably love it. - He makes a call for us. - Ev, the Cheeto wrap is coming off. - It is. - It's actually coming off. - Quite nice. All things considered. - What was the breaking point? Because you could have taken it off. We said like what a month or something like that that you were gonna keep it. And then after that, you were like, I think I'm gonna take it off. - Yeah, I mean, I just tried to, you know, just, you guys went through a lot of work to get a wrap. So I just wanted to, you know. - Appreciate it. - Make it worth it. - Yeah. - That is nice of you. I'm glad that you did it. Some people on this podcast don't look at it quite the same of like the efforts that we go through for these gifts, you know, having the enjoyment and just pretending at least that you liked it. I appreciate that, you know. And it's, you know, it's not everyone on this podcast, but a couple of people on this podcast. - Yeah, you know, some guys can't even make it 45 minutes with it. - Right, literally having a meltdown, so. - I felt like I did pretty good. - Yeah, but uh. - And we actually never told you that you had to keep it off. You could have ripped it off the day of. And we would've been like, well, you didn't want to roll around with a Cheeto wrap, but I think you were just quite frankly too lazy to do it. - It is a lot of work. Up until this was lazy, it's because they had to cut a bunch of the red wrap off underneath it. Oh, so it's like, it's still super fucked, but. - What do you think, if you were going to get it rewrapped, is there a specific color, would you want to do red again? Or is there a color, a different color in mind? I mean, you could do any color essentially. - It would be the same color red or slightly adjusted to like the lambo. - Oh, you really came around to that red, huh? - I never didn't like the red. - Oh, I thought it started out with, I don't even like red. - Well, you guys are the ones that like red. - Okay, if I would have like went to a dealership, I probably would have bought a white view, like I like a white truck. - I could wrap it white. - No, 'cause Dalton has a white wrap. - You could do a trade. - I don't wanna look like that. - You could trade with Dalton. - Well, honestly, like, when I go home for the weekends, I literally, the truck stays in my driveway. I've even parked it in my backyard a few times. - Really? (laughing) - I'm not trying to blow my spot up, but like, I literally don't drive it anywhere. Around here's not so bad, 'cause there's not that many people in town, but back home, I literally like refuse it to take it to the Luther, take it out. - It's too distinct. What exactly are you concerned about or worried about? - Every time, like if I go to dinner, I come out and it's a full fan meetup. Not that I don't like to meet fans, sometimes if I'm just having dinner with my girlfriend, it's just nice to like get in a car and go home and not have my spot blowing up all the time. - It does, I can see the issue. - Do appreciate all the fans. And I'm not mad at anyone that came up and checked it out. But it's like, I go take a dump at the Casey's gas station, I might drive out, trying to be in a hurry on a Monday morning and whoop. Five cars blocking me in. - Yeah, I do understand. - Yeah, I see the issues. - But yeah, no, it was literally this morning, went to the Cormorant store, just had a couple of kids, just had my earring it, they were cool, whatever. And I was driving to the farm to do a couple of things. I pull in, I look at it, and I'm like, no, no, got right back in, pulled over here, and just sort of ripping it off. - I know you're planning on getting it rewrapped. I'll probably get ganged up on for this. What is wrong with silver? I'm like, dude, just peel the red wrap is toasted. - Well, part of the reason is why I just don't really like silver. But it's not the worst. I kind of like that the wrap protects it. Like that silver's actually in a really nice shape. It was like wrapped at what, like 70,000 miles. - Yeah, it's in, yeah. - You're worried about your paint, but you drove that thing literally into the ground. - No, but I feel like the wrap, the paint is so long. - The paint is man-tundered and you think it's like, some day if I actually do want to sell it, you rip it off and it looks really nice. Like right now I drive it and it's like getting scratched by tree branches and stuff, it doesn't matter. - It's protecting it. - So the wrap is-- - That's true. If you're okay with like, you know, like how it has like the kind of line in the court, like all the like grooves and lines have the wrap blown out of it, but you do have a point. - You can patch it. - Yeah, you can pat, but I guess what I'm saying is like, if you're okay with that, that looking like shit, it is still better off with the wrap. - Yeah, I mean, I am gonna patch it in. It's really just like the hood and the roof really got faded, where the patches don't work that good, but only doors and everything. Like, I stick little bit of-- - I stick little bit of-- - And it's all over it and it works. - And it won't gonna re-wrap it. - I don't know. - Anyone know why I want to wrap my truck for free? And that'd be insane. - I'm sure there's someone out there. - I just don't have like five or 10 grand to throw it with the wrap and the wrap is still-- - The red is, for me, is still acceptable from 20 feet away. It still looks fine. So it's like, I just, other things I would buy before dropping a bag on-- - I get that, no, I actually get that. I feel like it's like pretty hard to justify. - Tangerine is so much money to be spending on a wrap. - Yeah, just to change the color. - Yeah, dude, I know. Whenever it gets into that, five figure point. - Five figures, yeah. - Sorry, we're back to the figures. - Whatever it does, I genuinely, you're like, dude, I could like, repaint the car for this. If it wasn't like a high end car. But speaking of blowing up your spot, I had like, I put some concrete in front of my house, and I was like, I'm gonna park the viper in front of it this weekend, it was super nice. Oh, it was not a good idea, dude. I had like, people that weren't subscribers like stopping, which is like, it's fine. And then I had subscribers stopping. And Sidney's like, you gotta move that thing. But I was kind of like, I was like, let my ego get to me. And I was like, I kind of like it. And then my spot got blown. Like if people didn't really know where I live, now they do because people would drive by just to see it. And then the neighbor came over and was talking to me for a while. And he's like, this is just a random story. But he's like, yeah, one of my buddies had a viper. He drove that, you know, they got real wide tires on him, don't they? He drove it in the rain and crashed it. And I was like, yeah. - Don't tell me that. - Yeah, yeah. The story is old this time on a viper. - It gets better or worse. I'm like, did he total it? And he goes, yeah, he died. - Oh, yeah, and then I go, oh shit. And he goes, yeah, I think he had a guardrail and got like pretty much to capitated. - Holy shit, that's horrible. - Wow. - Yeah. - And then you're front yard. - Yeah, I know. - Next year, I remember. - And then like, I was just about to get in it and leave as I get, so be careful. - Yeah. - Do you really do gotta be careful in those things? - It is actually, even with the wing and all the down force. - I'd like to imagine that was in an older generation. - Yeah, for sure. - For sure.
Yeah, kind of back to the 10 grand on a wrap. It's pretty sad day. I sold my dirt bike. I no longer own a dirt bike Whoa, so like certainly before I could justify yeah putting a stick around my truck Yeah, I need to acquire a acquire dirt back and the people are wondering what would a guy like you get? Dude, I I don't know if rock if rocks and secures the Bay then a Suzuki Yeah, I don't know I kind of start Kenny's gonna secure it. Okay, so I can suppose this podcast will have already got out But right now Hunter Lawrence and kick start Kenny our one point away going in the Salt Lake City final round of Supercross Saturday is gonna be insane. Whoever wins wins. That's best. That's because web is like 30 something points back Which I don't so Evan and I've been rooting for Kenny since the start of the season, but then Hunter Years for years and he's an OG. Yeah, yeah, he deserves and then hunter Lawrence had never won a race up until this year Because his brothers fast and his brothers out this year and now hunter won his first race earlier this year And he's just been rolling. It's gonna be crazy. I wonder if there's a way we could like watch that you know how they have like those big We got it. Yeah, that'd be fun. That's what we're the bookies. That's what I was saying. Yeah, yeah, like that's what I was thinking Yeah, sport's book can be fun dude. We got it and then you could probably bet on it certainly and wilder playing this weekend too That'd be fun, too. Yeah. I've been watching a lot of action while they're like they're in the playoffs Which is great, but they're against the avalanche right now, and I don't think they're gonna win the avalanches are really good and Dallas is hurt So that's that's what the wild haters are saying they you heard it here I was genuinely curious. I'm like what is the wild chances and CJ as a Minnesota wild fan says the avalanche might I think that's what you're gonna take it if I if I was gonna put my money on I'd put it on the avalanche last night again Yeah, they lost us. What can you bet on in Supercross? We were just watching the the Ken Tucky Derby and It was actually dude. I'm in on horse. We got to talk about get why people blow there all their life savings on horse racing I just wish there was more races. I know yeah, I couldn't believe it either two minutes and you should have seen it though. I was curious about that. There was races all day No, just nobody watched it until I watch it actually Well anyways, I thought it was even shorter than it already was because so like I would go to Ken's That's what she said we showed up to Ken's and we're sitting there and you basically got like a random horse If you put 20 bucks in the thing I got three horses and all three that I draw their shown on the screen Like literally the worst odds, you know, but I essentially I had the same amount of money as everyone else I was like, well, I got screwed. I'm not gonna win anything the race happens It's basically like the straightway and they're at the end of the straightway and it pops up on the screen It shows my horse is in the lead and I just jump up. I'm like yeah I'm cheering and then and then I didn't realize they go around in a circle. I thought it was a drag race Everyone just started laughing at me. I wasn't embarrassed really But it should have been an embarrassing moment. It was funny though Ben had on video actually Yeah, I did I can pop it up here, but it started with like CJ said everyone gets their draws their horse out of the hat And before the race even started there was like this whole big debacle that went down before they got into like the shoots And my freaking horse that I drew Flipped over backwards before going into the shoot and hurt itself I kicked him off this whole fight. I fucked off the the jockey Yeah, he was fired up. He wouldn't won that shit to if he wouldn't have just blown his load before the freaking shoot Like stories all this time and then yeah, and then I was like do I get to redraw and they were like nope, sorry I was like what the fuck is this is insane. I'm bad at gambling bad at gambling But at least you usually have a horse in the fucking race. This time I didn't even have a horse in the race We all crazy is that yeah, like I was like I'm so unlucky Eventually betting on a team that just didn't play. Yeah, we almost got a back up a bit So we filmed it. It was in last week's video. We we showed it to Ken's Basically first house party at least first house party that we heard of and you know the grapevine themed the Ken Tucky Derby Yeah, so that's why everyone was dressed up. I would say we more trespassed so we showed up Okay, continue. I'll let you do your story We showed up you're Ken's there with all his friends his friends. Not his work friends. We're like his work friends Yeah, so we walk you know what the hell is going on Because realize there was a dress code, you know realize okay Everyone's dressed up for the Kentucky Derby and yeah, basically got to hang with Ken and his his crew his bachelor pad Congrats on the house. Well, it was actually thank you. It was actually a Scope job is what it seemed like a scope job. Well, that was more of us were scoping the place out Well, we would have liked to show up to the party regardless. Yeah, so anyways. We show up to this party That's more what it would turn into. Yeah, everybody would have been nice, but yeah sure Just check the camera situations when I was at that party I walked around the outside looked at where all his cameras are so I'd know it is pretty funny Ryan had a photo photographs I did the same thing that we were animals. It was actually that I was just standing looking at it I go damn like I've been to a lot of nice houses, you know that our friends or whatever But I go damn dude like this. This is my boy's house Standing looking at it. I took a picture of it because it looked good Happened to come in handy later when we were scoping out where the security cameras were so yeah Basically the reason we scoped out where the security cameras were is because obviously we had this housewarming gift We ordered it like a year ago and you guys saw it on the video Ken What do you think of it? You shouldn't have I mean the I just feel bad because I know Mac had to design that thing and he had to Designed up the package of that thing. We just we just sent him the 3d rendering that we took out your body when you were sleeping It's even creepier That's the best part is when someone's like oh wow. It looks just like I'm see she goes Yeah, we 3d scan his body. Yeah, so you didn't want it out front of your house So I thought no, I didn't want a marble statue with a twig and berries just proudly displayed I got a bear he's would you have rather had your truck wrap like a cheeto? It's a good point. That's a great question. Yeah, which one would you take honored to have that statue and I would proudly show that off I'm actually gonna take the statue. I want the statue at my house. CJ did shake on it in the video I want my statue so yeah, I'll deliver it to you. It's still strapped up and everything we can go put it in the rocks Somewhere where the garden is if I break any sprinklers good point if I wait if I Google most famous statue of a man It appears to be the statue of David his dick and balls are out small balls. Yeah, he's got a beat on the nut at least and not a big Honestly, now the English and like some of the details that I know me and Mike especially were confused about After seeing these statues, it honestly likes bro. You're doing great compared to this guy He's literally got a button. They got him inverted. He's fully inverted It was called out when they did a scan. Yeah, it looks like he almost looked at this statue. What is it called the statue of David? Statue of David and then made it like and they just made it again. Yeah, so I didn't realize the pose. Yeah, the pose So that's why he's doing so I was as you guys are doing this you cover up my cameras and I was tweaking because Some comments Ben was making on Saturday and just the general questions he was asking was like Did you run us buy a couple of those because I didn't hear them. He's like oh, that's a nice bed you got here Which typically means if they ask a question ahead of time of oh how much does that cost where do you get it from? How long did it take to get you sure that means they're gonna fuck with it So I was like oh god, I'm gonna come up. Where was your brain going with what what we were gonna do with your bed? Well, I was just assuming you're asking questions about my art as well Ken and I have those are genuine genuine Are supposed to be a conversation piece. Yeah, obviously appreciates the art, but I know I know you're your process when you're Working on a prank you're asking all these can periphery questions. Okay, I think so low. She can well, I just know your process When we were at his house, he was following us around the entire time like if Ben and I went upstairs He'd just very shortly be up there. What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm just going to the bathroom What are you doing here? Wait, I just washed my hands. Did anyone use the porcelain? So I've heard a lot of stories that it was one of the nicest bathrooms he's ever seen. It was great That I will say your toilet was a little shallow for a guy. It washes your ass. So it's fine. Oh I meant more so like shallow in the front Yeah, cuz it was it's got the bidet on it. No, I know it's shorter Your wiener could just hang out the front. Are you saying you have to like plug it like a cork like you need a tight seal? Oh, no, no, cuz like the bolt like the open washer washing Yeah, get a long bowl. You're gonna have overspray. I see. Yeah, I don't know. You definitely really got to like You just got to like really kind of tuck it in. You know what I'm saying, but anyways Yeah, I will say though Ken you sure know how to throw one hell of a party dude. It wasn't that was an insane party I heard that you were smoking cigarettes inside Ken we did smoke cigarettes. You smoke cigarettes inside Ken I thought you weren't allowed. I thought we weren't allowed to smoke cigarettes in inside of anything. Yeah, the fish house It's on video. I lit the cigarette and then Gavin. I hand it to Gavin Gavin start smoking it and then somebody runs up to him and really
- The rip set of his mouth and runs it outside. - Thanks for coming. - But you lit the cigarette. - I did like the cigarette. - On the stove, which is pro-move. - That is so trapeze. - So trapeze. - Like cigarettes inside. - No, Ken, you know, it's the stove like just, I mean, that's, it's hard to take you serious when you're making all these requests of us to respect your house when you're smoking cigarettes inside, Ken. - Well, you gotta break it in and then it's, then you're done with it. - Ken, how are you feeling the next day? - Yeah, not too bad, actually woke up. Went to bed early, so that was. - Yeah, you were definitely. - You weren't sore after falling down the stairs. - I was a little sore. - You fell down the stairs? - Well, I got, I got no hand roller yet, 'cause it's-- - I noticed. - I don't understand. - There was no hand roller. - There was a serious liability. - There was. - Just gonna pop up a picture, I told you, Ken. - There were footsteps, and I just slipped and fell down him. - He did, he went down. It was quite-- - He went down like a ton of bricks. - They are slippery steps. - If there's one word that I would describe Ken with at his party, and it's bundled. - He was bundled. - Bundled, interesting, okay, and then defined bundled for me. - The only way I can really show it is just this picture, I'd say. - Oh my God. - His eyes were going two different ways. (laughing) - He looks in the pocket, I know. (laughing) - He looks in the pocket. (laughing) - But he was bundled. - And he was in a good mood, though. He did start going on like a big rant about how you hated plastic hangers, though, to everyone. (laughing) - Is that, too? - Sure. - The ladies, their legs swung across. - We're all smoking cigarettes at Ken's. - Look at that bundle, dude. - Bundled. - Interesting words, he just bundled. - I kind of like it. - He was just like a shell of a human being. - It's like you're so piled up that you end up in a little bundle. - He was just bundled, dude. - Like he was melted into that couch. (laughing) - So CJ, the next day, you know, he went to brunch and I see your fiance's mom. - Kay, and what did she say? Ken, I heard you were bundled last night. - Well, she said, oh, I'm picking up some food for Ben and her CJ and Alex. They're not feeling so hot today, but. - Really? - She was saying we gotta have a conversation about this wedding, 'cause she doesn't want to see the Gavin intermission. - What? - She was not thrilled about the idea of. - Did I get anything I want out of this wedding? Like, I'm just kidding. - It went so far that it had to go up to the higher ups of the. - The food chain? - Of the parents? - She said, we gotta sit everyone down and have a conversation about it. 'Cause she was not. - 'Cause if we're doing this, she wants it big. - Yeah, that's probably what she means. - Oh, she wants it. - Okay, she wants it insane. - Yeah, she's trying to not just have Gavin do it. She wants Dr. David there too. - Oh shit, full on exhibition. - And this needs to be on the itinerary. - Ken, it seems like you handled the party all right. Were your speakers blown? - Oh yeah, we blew, oh, just one of 'em. - You blew 'em Ken. - Yeah, I know. - Because Alander was on music. I'm sitting there, we're outside and it's so fucking loud outside you can't talk and the speakers are inside. - What? - Dude, it was so loud. - You blew your speakers, Ken. - This was a guy when the neighbors came over. They were like, where's Ken? You was sitting like this? - Just one of 'em blew. So everyone was telling me to tell Alander to turn the music down and then every time you turn it down, you went, "loudar!" And then you called it crank it up. - You were in the settings cranking the woofers? - Oh yeah. - I mean, it was lit dude. There was no arguing about that. It had the people moving. - Ken, you were like flexin' on me too. You were flexin' on like, "Well, Ryan, me." Like, you came up to me and you were like, "Try and beat this for your house." (laughing) And you're like pointed at the speakers and I like look up and then I just go, "Oh, I got three more in you." And you go, "What?" But I was just lying, but it was funny. - It's fun. - It's definitely fun having loud speakers in the house. - It was, it was fun as fuck. - So what's it look like now? Like when you wake up the next morning and you're walking around your new house that smells like cigarettes and you go, "Oh, I just need to listen to something nice just to like see that." And you turn on and it's (blows) - I just put a different zone on. It's just one speaker. It was all good. - Were you reflecting with regrets? - Oh, why did I do that, but yeah. - Do you think this will be like, what your house will be like all the time? - God no. - That's a one time party. It's at Ryan's house next year, so. - One party a week? Like that's just sad. - No, no, no. It's a once a year Kentucky Derby's only a one time a year thing. - Well, it actually, it rotates host as well, Ryan, you're on duty for next year, so. - Yeah, they already made a fucking invite. I heard it was like, "Oh, who's having the party next year?" And then it was like, I think Ryan's like, "I'll throw it, I'll throw it so I can get invited this year." - All my boys are gonna be invited, but no, it was on one of the guests of, or one of the planners, more like of Ken's party, yeah, his committee, his party planning committee, 'cause they did everything for you, his lit. Ken was like the great Gatsby dude. Show, well, he just was at his house, and then all the ladies brought food over and all that. I get the mom thing now, the dick could carry ya. - Actually, it was a laundry that wanted to do it, but. - Yeah, no, she does want to throw the party. And I'm pretty excited, I'm stoked. I'm gonna have all of you guys there, dude. We'll burn the place down. - You know what you should do. You should invite all of us, but Ken. - Oh, I don't know if I wasn't sending out the invites. - That is, Ken's at home. - I sent the invites out a year ago. Ken, you can't just blame the invites on the mail system. Did you not get the invite to a Ryan's party? - Well, it's a year away. I haven't even sent the invites. - Oh, the invites got sent out yesterday. - I miss it. - Shit, I guess I didn't make that one either. - Don't worry, boys, if I'm in charge, you're getting invited. Ken, we'll see how your other parties are this year and if we get invited. - If you start showing some appreciation towards your gifts. - Yeah, so back to the gifts, sorry. - Yeah, no, those people got you a marble statue, hand chiseled. - Yeah, but having a statue display, it's twig and berries in my front yard and a neighborhood is not exactly the kind of vibe I'm trying to go for in my house. - Again, it's art and you could have clothed. - And you could have clothed it. I know you're a rational thinker, sometimes Ken, you could have clothed. - Yeah, trying to throw some Velcro underwear on there. - What if you got something better than Velcro underwear? - You're not thinking very critically. - Yeah, but I just don't want, that's not what I want. - I think you don't want that. - You could have themed-- - It's kind of like one of those gifts somebody gives you and you're like, cool, I don't really know. - Ken, you can't be rude. - What would be a gift that you'd want to receive? - It's a good question. - Genuine, like what is something that you would be happy if we got for you? - I don't know. - So hard to believe. - You'll figure it out eventually. - I guess we just got to keep trying. Keep shooting from the hip and hopefully we get there. Kind of like when you ask your girlfriend where you want to go to dinner and then you take her somewhere. It's never the right spot. - Yeah, but you won't give you input. - I just gotta say, like it's close, but it's like having just the dick and balls in my front yard is an absolute no. - It was pretty small. - To every party 'cause you guys all worked fancy outfits. You could have had a different outfits for your statue. - Think about it. - It would have been great. Everyone would have loved it. - You also could have put it inside too. We did give you that option. - Could have helped you move it to your back paddy. - Yeah, we said, we'll help you move this. - Yeah, and I just moved it out. 'Cause I don't want that. - Like how legendary you walk into somebody's house and they have a giant marble statue of themselves. - Well, now imagine-- - Dressed up, take it a step further. How legendary is it? You show up to my house and I have a giant hand chiseled naked statue of Ken in my rock garden. - Yeah, so you want the naked statue at CJ's house where you don't have any control over what it's wearing? - Well, I said I just don't want it in my house. If you wanted it, your house, go ahead. - That's great. - So it's going to CJ's-- - Yeah, we can't. - There's not doing anything with it. The thing costs so much. - Why? - Got down money. - Took a year. - I'm a little jealous. - I was going to your house. - Oh, we can maybe do like a parade of homes. - You guys, no, no, no, it's going to my house. You guys were all like, oh, you're taking to your house and then I started saying like, yeah, of course I am. It's going to be so sick now. Everyone's like, I wanted my house. Except for Ken, of course. - I like that idea of a parade of homes. - Prade of homes. - So you do locked it down until September 4th, Labor Day. - I'll run it until September 4th and fine, fine. That's fine. At least for the summer, then when everyone comes over they see it. - Yeah. - Well, I'll tell you some things that you could get me Ken that I would be happy about. - What's that? - You could buy my dinner. You could get me a case of beer. You could buy me a bottled water. - I'd be happy about all of those. - I'd be stoked with the same things. - Yeah. - You know what? - Pretty easy, please. - A gift card to Buffalo Wild Wings. - That's a title and thumbnail. (all laughing) - Ken's YouTube channel. - I buy CJ a gift card. - I'd still be happy. - So stoked. - Yeah, and I'd be just stoked with your presence at my party. You know, I would-- - And I-- - And score presents. - Presence, like physical gifts? - Being there. - Being. - Yeah, like just, you know, having you around would be a gift for me so you could come to my party that I'll invite you to, unlike you not inviting us. - You guys were invited to this party. - They were just-- - They were just invitation. - The invitation was just, the invitation was just lost in the mail. (laughing) - Ron, yeah, just like everything I said. - I never got an invitation. - You definitely weren't about it. - I was like 100% didn't. - It was a hairy situation. - I did lock down an invite. - I wasn't a year old. - Mike was invited, but he didn't go to rest of us were. - Yeah, no, but like probably two months before it happened from one of your friends I got an invite. And I thought she was inviting us to a party at her house, but it was actually with your address and then I put two inches together. And then Sydney's like, I don't think we got the invite. And I'm not about going to parties that we're not invited to. - I missed it on the party this century.
That is the number one rule fuck I guess that's why you wear a mustache if you do go Is that what you did? Yeah, Ken didn't know I was there for 25 minutes. That's pretty impressive Mm-hmm when Ben took off his mustache came was like whoa, oh, Ben get out. That's what he said my camera is way more fun with a random stranger He was at word oh guys, but he seems pretty pretty chill Ken's having his cameras AI write an algorithm just to facial recognize just Ben called call the cops immediately party at my house next year's gonna be crazy We might even burn the place now. We decided we're either doing we're gonna do uh either Oh, burn it down. No, he said define we I said what do you mean we when Ken said we're gonna burn it down? What do you mean we? I don't know if you'll be there Ken jail the bottle might make a Buddy, we're not that stupid I'm not falling for that first of all I was smart and I bought a house in the same neighborhood has been so he'll be up to no shenanigans because he doesn't want to drive property values down Oh smart keep your enemies close and your friends even closer. Can you imagine throwing a party one party so hard that it drove your property value down? Holy shit. That's the same party. That's some rapper type shit Like the rapper buys a house in a nice neighborhood or like Jake Paul when he used to throw the big parties in his neighborhood and then the police wouldn't news would come I could see it I heard this quote the other day and I I kind of want to hear Specifically one of your thoughts on where it came from I don't know if you made it up or what but the quote is You'd cry if your ice cream was cold and I was like that shit goes hard and I'm wondering where I'm wondering where that was I saw it on Tik Tok a screenshot of it, and it was just had music in the background Oh I J drop in bars, and it was also been a comment that was screenshot it. Yeah Well, I heard that from the one and only who else but Grandpa Ron He said that since I was a little kid, but no did some of these kids on Tik Tok will just like have like a video of their dirt I can be like see boys falling off when I'm like brother first off look at the fucking analytics We're not falling off, but second off. They're just saying it because then it gets like all these comments all that like and People just love being negative, but anyways, I commented you'd cry if your ice cream was cold because he was saying how he how he didn't like the last vid Uh-huh, and then literally he responds umji like I Was just saying that to try and get famous and shit like that I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious and then like you know, then a bunch of people started like basically talking crap to him in the comments But he still has it up support always wins as opposed to fake hate What was when you asked the guy to take the Tik Tok down of the 4/7 when we were picking that up, you know, or someone Whoever picked up here when here it is to take it down and he like said he would but it had so many views that he couldn't bring himself to do it Exactly what he said yo cj sorry for the hate just trying to get popular And then the next kid responds to that kid he goes damn bro. You're fake is fuck That's funny. Oh, and then this other kid said guess who is going to be on the podcast this week LOL, which is ironic. I was not talking about it now. Yeah, I just saw the quote I actually saw another Tik Tok of the quote and I was like damn that's a bar And then it's like people folded under pressure. Don't switch up now anything for cloud. Yeah, he's based OMG Now you're apologizing like there's kind of like going after him But I think the thing about that though is like I kind of just look at it like we have you know such a big audience and it's hard to Please all of them week after week when we're doing it like at the level that we are because at the end of the day We're making content that we think is good and if it wasn't We would be the first people to say that but that's probably not the case and They're the same people that are like y'all are running out of ideas when we do a hundred people versus bulldozer or truck When that's just not the case. That's a good ass idea. It's just like the truth of it Like that's just a good idea and we have videos doing we have two thousands of ideas We're not running out of ideas anytime soon. I think they just like just having something negative to say like honestly Well, it's the same people that are just like you guys need to ride dirt bikes. Go back to Like riding dirt bikes and vlogging and then as soon as we did that they'd be like wow Content's getting a little stale all you do is ride dirt bikes and blog. They'd be like wow They can't come up with any new ideas. It's like. Yeah, it's not gonna win That's why I said you'd cry if your ice cream was cold because they're gonna cry no matter what Anyone posted a negative comment. That's just gets way more traction in views is saying like oh, yeah No, exactly and that's the thing is when they do that then it's like it fires up the comments or whatever and I swear Just it's way easier to be negative than positive and you'll see that with a lot of people and so normally people aren't doing anything Yeah, I mean, I think it's always always people that aren't doing anything but and for the guys who want some dirt biking nice I see I see I see the word dirt biking on this board quite a few times. It's coming. It's coming this week It's just fucking 32 degrees out right now is we got to get the track dialed this week. Yeah, but honestly whatever Yeah, I really don't give shit. We're gonna make the videos we want to make yeah, which is kind of the truth of the matter like People that you think you can make a better video than us you should start making them because I think we need more good YouTubers in the space honestly, I'll bring more people on to YouTube. It's only gonna help us and Our videos are gonna suggest I'd love it if you guys think that you can make better videos than us. You should do it Like absolutely do it. It'll change your life Sure, you'll have a marble statue outside of your house Yeah, that you'll hate and then give it back to whoever give it to you. That might be an anomaly can is such an anomaly Dude, can you really are in just such an island of your own here? Like nobody listening to this podcast can relate to you Like not a single person listening right now. It's just like that exact same thing happened to me Can I know how you can be like the only person in the world to get a marble statue of himself and then hate it and be like get it out of here And just don't want it. Yeah, we can move on It'd be like a Matt you remember that show sweet 16. Yeah, they're like throwing this massive party and then it's like All right, you got to come out and see your new car and they're like I didn't want to outy are I wanted a Lamborghini Huracan The whole night's ruined That was a crazy show it was a crazy show He shows in those days. It's kind of crazy to think that like producers were able to like co-hurst the the talent or you know whoever they were filming like into doing the things that they did when like It's such a bad look on them. I think they just did it some of these, you know, obviously some of them where that is straight-up reality You're just this rich kid your parents are gonna throw you this ex-exuberant party and they're you're like Oh sweet and I get to be on TV now, too, you know like absolutely true, but I never was really a birthday guy really Stay the same age. Just wasn't yeah wasn't a birthday guy. I never really had many birthdays like parties. Okay. It's shit seeds I did like, you know when you're little you'd like, you know, have your friends go and you'd go bowling or something, but dude We got to throw CJ the ultimate birthday party. You're gonna make it up for you like birthday cakes Balloons stay and make fireworks. How far out your birthday May 15th? Friday next week Oh, that's a lot. I mean, and but CJ has a full weekend bag is you say with our crew just saying we'd have to go Which is to clean couldn't do it financially impossible as CJ sometimes say you know, let's just stay on our home turf and make a better video at home We're gonna do that with your birthday. It's a Friday birthday, too. No, Mike. We got to go to a bowling alley at least I do love like we have to go to a bowling alley If we really want to do it big, we're gonna go to skateland I would go bowling I'll go to skateland. Okay, go to the pool community center. That was fun. We rent out the party room Yeah, like a hotel with a pool that would be good and then Ham sandwiches with the redos on them. No, you get Domino's pizza. Oh, yeah, that's what you got ice cream cake Domino's then you got like cheetos the redos two liters of pop and then CJ will correct you what he really wants You're like Mountain Dew Diet Pepsi. Oh can actually if you give me an infrared scope It's also infrared binoculars, so we could diet Mountain Dew. No, he's on Diet Coke Everybody gets party favors everybody gets parahelies Yeah, when CJ's opening up his gifts. They're just like insane like thousands of dollar gifts He's like, oh, I wanted these infrared by nose. Thanks Be close to almost as much as your statue. Oh my gosh I already have a date just but thanks again boys a Rolex He like keeps opening shit up and we're like, no actually who the fuck this shit for? Oh, he's just started buying Gifted myself things around trip PJ to wherever I want the country Yeah, those would be awesome gifts. Yeah, we'll throw you a birthday party siege unless you really I don't know There's plenty of moments in movies where like don't throw me a birthday party whatever you do and then they're like
drama giant surprise party hmm. Yeah, what's like the best birthday party you've ever been to I think the best birthday party I've ever been to was when that dad flew us out for his son's 14th birthday on his private jet and then picked us up in a helicopter and then brought us into the mountains and we did a bunch stuff and then flew us home on the private jet like that was that was a pretty crazy birthday party yeah we actually still talked to Max the kid that is birthday he was with us in Florida when that whole debacle was going down with that woman and Kenneth dinner he was at that dinner that's funny that was a pretty crazy birthday party I don't know if anything will ever top that actually I don't know if it's even possible to what put cat food in my buzz ball I have a video of you like and I'm like looking around because didn't you put cat food in shred 80's mouth yeah like can you be that mad about it I look like backwash I couldn't identify it and I knew me in shred 80 where drinking up and I'm like what is going on here and I'm still drinking it you couldn't even taste it Max is just sitting there great in and he never said it and finally I just gave up because there is it was like half full with cat food so I kept yeah look at it look it looks like it's like gold fish in a fish drink and have a he wasn't done chewing and just half his food went in the big pot who did this you had enough of the buzz ball what what a waste yeah he was he was sitting there like after the podcast he was like dude I put cat food in Evan's buzz ball and I was like what's pretty funny watching you sip on it I think it was the next day that he told me he told me at some point but I don't think it was that night he's like oh yeah I did put cat food in your buzz ball nice literally held it up for a minute I got pretty lucky with not for say like we did a specific party but like three years in a row we were like in Vegas over my birthday we had a good time like going out to dinner and just like yeah so not necessarily a party but like yeah I always had a very very good time what was the date transpiring on you getting hired officially was that your birthday was my birthday that was yeah your birthday in San Diego it was such a I was in a weird state because I woke up feeling super sick that morning so me and you we went we rode bike to like you like so I'm drinking a bunch in day quail just trying to not feel like I'm dying and then I start rolling on the mimosas at breakfast so I think I was a little confused and then yeah you guys gave me a job well it was a lot to process all that morning and you were like well think about it I don't need to think about it I'm calling my boss right now then you walked out I walked out of breakfast and called your boss CJ's like dude just like actually like think about it for a little bit and I actually listen to him for like 20 minutes and we're in the RV and I actually texted him not that I didn't end up calling him I have like good relationship with him or whatever but I just wanted to like give him like more to respect like the biggest heads up like I'm gonna be doing this so like I'm not gonna wait a week or whatever tell him yeah then he gets up on him immediately yeah remember we're all sitting at breakfast where you Ben CJ me and I have and then that was back when Mike was still sleepy and we're sitting there at breakfast and I go to the bathroom and Evan's gone he's over on the phone talking to Nikki hey go yo we just hired Evan I was like I was in the bathroom for like three fucking minutes all right the time was right the time was just right dude hey man know the Ryan's out of here I did feel a little bad because he's like like we're not gonna talk about him like I was not much to talk about like that's pretty wild I mean I should have like let her feel like she was helping me make the decision but it wasn't really yeah really an option you can't really say no to getting hired on your birthday ironically enough shit my pants on stilts that day oh my gosh so you've been doing this for a while oh yeah wait because I was on all the night quill in the mimosas but I was a wreck and then buttery had those like oh yeah we have buttery still so they got me running up and down the road I'm jumping where they're bouncing stilts or were they just straight up drywall state no no no they had a little spring in them so like you could kind of run with them in like we were like eight foot bounds yeah you were having fun we were filming a podcast in the RV leave Evan and medium unattended for like two hours and that was self and well yeah he didn't help whoa okay no not like that let's just say I left that basement confused that sounded bad too fuck so many I actually don't know where you're going do you explain yourself I think you've said too much or what about that time slim had a Friday birthday and you guys didn't leave your launchers still one day yep that's what's left in your launchers now it's just one of our favorite quotes of Slim's where like his dirt bike was broken but we're going like on a camping trip or something and we were all busted his balls because he wasn't gonna be able to ride with all ride with us all weekend and he just had his crisper next to the launcher and he just says I don't give a fuck if I don't leave this chair till Monday on legendary quote that's we actually bring up at least once a week we've got some shop remodels going on around here we're just finally finishing up the conference room but the best part about the shop has been the wash bay you guys use the yet I have I use it the other day you did a shitty job on your cars dirty by the time you got to the bar didn't do the best job I'll be honest you which is not a credit to the supplies which our boys at S&S autos play hooked us up their local guys actually out of Fargo and they have like commercial cleaning products so they gave us like the mixers you we don't use too much soap in the bottles was the wash base dialed man it looks so good it does look good looks so good and works phenomenal which is awesome uh just what do you want press the button yeah it comes out does it get better than that yeah a lot less soap there was a couple guys my self probably included when you would like mix it in the foam can and you like yeah they're like half a bottle of soap but we're going through like buckets of soap fucking weekly wait so on this new setup you can just press it once in it like autofills no been pressing seven times it's not filling the bottle to the top for the normal soap it's predeluted yeah so I got you yeah yeah when you're doing the degreaser or the soap or the ceramic soap you just like press the button and fill up your jug okay that makes sense you don't need that water anymore yep oh make sense oh yeah that makes a lot more sense oh kiss did you add water I did well it's a nice setup but it's not any proof I guess so all right that makes a way more so that's a good setup that dude that is that's really nice that's dummy proof now yeah you can't beat a hand wash like you go to a touchless car wash you go to a touch car wash but just doing it the old fashioned way grabbing the mint bucket of soapy water and just spraying and wiping the thing down you're not gonna beat that man it's just that's the best way if you want to get something therapeutic that's what I was it is I enjoy it I think it makes you appreciate your car again you know you get your hands on dude you guys ever feel like when I have like a clean car like it's part like the inside is clean and the outside is clean I feel like it runs better like I'm like I'm like driving the thing I'm like this thing's mint like you know I don't know just there's something about it and obviously I was just in my head but it's like there's something about it where I'm just like accelerating a little hard I'm like this thing's brand new it's fine I feel like that after I change the oil and the Raptor that too it's good for it but like it's not making it run no but I can go oh this thing's good for another hundred thousand yeah it just like you just you just feel better putting your foot into it more so like you're not like oh I don't want to drive it too hard and I do I do feel that way about at least having a clean car it makes you like it again like I don't think you realize like you get in your cars all dirty and dusty and whatever and then you clean it out and you're like damn it's like the day I got her we're just finally finishing up the conference room but still can't find a door for my bedroom oh that is the what is the status on the door like 100% on me for sure like when we did it we go all right if we kicked this door and how fast can we have it replaced and Ryan was like a week tops we're like okay let's run it truly doesn't bother me and it's I get more enjoyment like once a month just like bringing bringing it back up no that is actually on me and I'm gonna take care of that within a month within the next six months yeah by the end of the year I'll be pumped by the cool no yeah that's my bad that and there's something else broken too yeah things are looking good around here though we got a new conference room that is kind of just like a meeting room we'll like sit down and throw ideas at the board so we got like the world's biggest whiteboard I'm pretty fucking proud of that whiteboard yeah the whiteboard's awesome it's as big as they make them in one sheet six white balls and magnetic backlit no no it's not backlit but it's magnetic and glass magnetic glass he raced so nice it was I'm not gonna lie it was yeah can I I'm curious I want to know I still don't know how much all of it's just the figures I don't want to know how many I don't think it might ruin my dad is it five figures plus no okay I don't know what $100,000 whiteboard no no five well you said plus well yeah five figures plus okay no it'd be like it was it was mid four figures oh mid four oh shit we got technically mid-opper core but
with install. So close to five. It's closer to mid than it was to upper. Nice. That's not bad. We got like Corbo who makes racing seats hooked us up with a bunch of like red office chairs. I got 12 of those boxes. Yeah, dude. It's going to look like insane. I tell you we were outfitting every car on the property with racing seats. Office seats are sick, but you got a car we need them in? No, not really. Meada's diodes. Yeah, we already got them in. I'm just saying I saw a lot of those boxes. I was like gaming chairs now. We probably will need seats actually for Evan's other car. True. I've been getting a lot of DMs poking about like what this burnout car is going to be. And I wouldn't consider it a burnout specific build, but it's definitely going to shred some tires. Yes. I mean, when you say building a burnout car, there's a very special type of car that is like yeah, that was made specific. Yeah. So like I'm not giving anything away, but I do clarify like I don't want anyone to be super disappointed and be like that's not a burnout car. What's the difference between just a high horsepower car that can do a good burnout versus a burnout built car? One big one is usually you got tubs cooling. So it looks tight cooling, but like the tubs in the rear. And so you actually shred the tires off and you don't ruin the car. You know what I mean, like metal is it just cooling and then just having tubs in the rear? Kind of and obviously high horsepower. Unnecessarily high horsepower with absolutely no objective to put traction to the ground. Yeah, you know, yeah. And what's the goal? I get a burnout competition. Is it style or is it just who can burn their tires off the quickest question? I know that there's something to do with time. Almost like you don't want to blow them off too quick, but also not. Oh my gosh, you guys. I just saw the craziest video of this guy the other day. I got to show you he was doing a burnout. Nice. In a burnout. In a burnout competition. You're going to love it. I'm freaking ass off actually. Oh my god. Please tell me it's the fucking Shelby that just you didn't do a burnout. Yep, I don't know what this guy was doing. Watch this shit. You guys. You're going to laugh. Oh my gosh. Oh, look at him. Look at him. Look at him in the driver's seat. That's $125,000 truck. He's just. Oh my god, dude. Oh, he's hammered. I don't think he's that's quite possibly. Dude, he's hammered. I think he's just realizing he just drove a fucking show. Oh, he's that one. I think that's the only way they put him in a is that bones? That's bones. Who is one of our hoodies? No, they call him bones. He's a local guy. Oh, I think that was just not when reality hit. Oh my gosh, dude. He realized what he had done. It actually doesn't look that bad. The damage. No, really doesn't. No, or whatever. Yeah, the insurgents. Yeah. Dude, I've watched this video 15 times and never noticed this guy. It looks like Ken actually fucking losing it in the driver's seat. Ken's like, how does that look like me? Just the couch. That guy was maybe bundled too. I'm just trying to go home, but it turns out that he parked in the burnout pit. He didn't do fucking anything. He didn't even do that truck as like how many horsepower? 700? Like he was actually a pretty weak burnout. He just kind of forgot about the brake. He ABS himself. I'm sure he's running the brake and then with the gas and then the brake didn't work. Yeah, yeah. I crashed in my garage with my Buick once thing. Same thing. I'm surprised his everybody didn't go off. Yeah, pretty good smacking. Yeah, Hinoe spent walls never. Did you guys like you guys see this? Can you imagine being the Chevy driver? I heard the Chevy driver was a cop, a lady cop. Don't know if that was true. A lot of shaking. They got their looks kind of like she would be. He parked her Silverado on top of a sick ass hurricane. Okay, I've got a crazy consternation on this. How could you possibly have a conspiracy theory on this? The one thing that immediately discredits me is they don't have a better video of it happening, but it made such a spectacle out of it. Like they went and got a flatbed truck to pull it off. Like just fucking throw it in reverse and back up. I agree. The guy who owns the Lambo classic Florida Lambo owner is like a business guru. And so he's got 15 videos of him walking around his car with his Lambo all cooked like this. And they left it for like it took hours to get it off. They had a bit of power come out. Honestly, if it was my Lambo, I'd be like, just leave it. I gotta get my buddies over here to see this. Oh, 100%. I do agree with that. I'm sure they didn't want to touch. They wanted like document everything with cops and just so insurance could take care of it. But the way that guy acted in all those videos, creating stuff. I think it's probably total. It did. Yes. Like that didn't even go through the glass. Wow. Yeah, but I'm sure it's yeah, it's probably total, but it doesn't. It's I would salvage a bowl. That brings everything. So that brings up the scenario Ryan. So in I think the last one of the last David Dobrik videos. Yeah, this guy has like an old school kind of like muscle car. Yeah, I think it might be any rolls it pops out of gear and it probably doesn't have a good e-brake and it rolled down the hill because it's in California onto the hood of a Tesla. Yeah. And then when they tried, they just were like, all right, we're going to back the Tesla out. And instead I don't think it was the Tesla getting out with smart. Instead of having the person in the El Camino ready to hit the brakes when they backed out. So it didn't roll again. He floors it out. No one was in the vehicle in front. It was still a neutral rolls back up onto it. Yeah, I was like, I don't know if that was intentional, but it was one of the stupidest things ever seen. They'd be hilarious. How'd they catch that on video? Well, they didn't catch the initial thing. But then they went out when they yeah, so he tried to drive it out and then no one was in the car that was on top of the Tesla ready to hit the brakes. It was still in neutral with no one in it. You guys see that in Colombia that lady monster truck driver that just yeah drove through the crowd. Yeah, I thought she got mad. No, no, no, no, the throttle must have stuck. Yeah, probably a vehicle malfunction. Yeah, really messed up. And he killed people. Yes. Oh my gosh. What? That is a good looking El Camino. Why would you do that? He even had it there, but then he got nervous and threw it in reverse again. And then it got speed. Who's cars that? Roger, can't park there. We can lift it up. We can lift it up. Yeah, it's no good. Dude, I've always thought about that when I'm at monster jam. I'm like, they could easily drive right over the barricade. Apparently, there was just a dude that they said they pulled his, yeah, monster truck license, but he actually rolled out and even and what was crazy is now just today, I see a clip of grave digger, same arena for sure, probably the same day that like does the backflip, does the normal routine flips his monster truck literally comes up like 10 feet shorter than the dude that did like the exact same thing. And everyone was defending him because like, dude, I know they're in the fucking civics under here. Wait, this guy got in trouble for doing this. Yeah, why? Dude, I don't know. They said to aggressive theory like in theory launched up in the crowd. Yeah, I mean, I get that, but it's also like, how about don't do it in tiny stadiums like that? Yeah. Yeah, that doesn't really seem like it's quite his fault. I don't know if that's it. It's just a mismatch. It literally does the same thing. He just rolls one last time and stops right like in that doorway. And apparently that was fine. But like, how much control do those guys? Obviously, like, when it starts going forward like that, but like, what could he have done differently? And that one is tough because like that one he just rolled and bounced on a jump. It's different if you have a like a malfunction where your throttle sticks. And then you just like ram into, but they were saying, it's like, I don't know if this is true, but it actually makes sense is that all of like the professional monster jam trucks or whatever have like remote kills, switches or whatever. So like when we're talking about that deal in Colombia, where that one just goes, crazy or what? No, no, no, it looks like an older monster truck. Yeah, I think it wasn't a real. It wasn't a real one. Yeah, monster. But it also the kind of set up, you'd see for like a burnout contest, like metal railing fence with the crowd standing right up to it. Not even Jersey barrier. And she just drove through it. So like, bad deal. Yeah, really bad deal. Dude, they've had like the same monster truck characters since I was a little kid, like they've always had great digger. They had the dog. They rotate. Yeah, there's like fresh ones. But you got to keep the classics. Yeah, absolutely. I'm not complaining about it. But so is that the same team or how do you end up getting at imagine it's got to be ran by the same team? It's like still there. It's like the same vehicle design, but it's, they rotate the drivers through it. Yeah, obviously, yeah, different drivers, but you know what they need to do to monster is they need to WWEFI it. Like they need to have like, yeah, they need to like make it a battle like a personal stuff. And then make it interesting to watch. It has escalated a lot, though, I don't know if it's the past five years or maybe longer, but when they have a big area or a big arena. Oh, yeah, some of the jumps and they're huge. I remember watching as a kid. And I mean, it's way different now. I mean, I mean, doing the back flips and then literally jumping way over a hundred feet, just a flat.
just it's insane. They've definitely leveled up, but I imagine the trucks are way better at spending. - Yeah, way more power. - Yeah, they're all doing flips now. - Dude, they have so much to be flipping over. - It's just a primal love of a man. - I think Travis was the first one to try it. If I'm maybe someone to try it, but remember on Nitro Circus. - Nitro Circus so many years ago, he tried to do one and landed right on the roof. It was pretty scary, I think. - I remember that. - But now it's just like a normal thing. - Yeah. - That was one of those shows, everyone's doing flips. - Everyone's flipping. That was back when they used to hype up a Nitro Circus episode for like weeks. Remember you'd see like the teasers on TV? You're like, "Oh shit, we gotta watch Travis's flip." Or the skate park car, skate park thing that Rob Geardick did a bunch of years ago. - Well, we kicked flip the Sonic car. - Tiktok search history while I'm in here. The suggested things, one of them is Ben Roth sniffing his finger. That one's been in a search bar on half the fan account videos and I just don't understand it. - That search bar has always seen some weird shit. I don't need Tiktok much, but it's like, what does this have to do with the video? And why is it finally be this? - Sometimes it's like dead on. It's like you watch a video and they're bag about something and then the search bar is exactly what you're looking for and then other times it's legitimately, like the Seaboy's Wheelie to TRX and then the search bar will be Seaboy's quitting announcement. - Oh yeah, it's always that. I think people just click on it 'cause they're like, what the fuck? - Yeah, true, and then it gets tracked. - All right, here's Travis's flip. This shit is crazy. - I'm sorry. - I remember this. Please work, please work, please work. - That'll pull up proof cage on this thing. - I love this is Apostrona Land too. - He came in from a huge room. - Just fast. - Absolutely worst case scenario. - Well yeah, and if you see how they do them now, I mean, they're doing them off of like, well they're doing like an Enduro style back flip where you go into it at like one mile an hour going. - But of course Travis is gonna try to do it. - Like fast, massive. - Man, I can't imagine how that feels. - Flying upside down towards the ground. - Yeah, well just like the jolt impact, like those things are so aggressive. - They have to have like some kind of crazy seat suspension, don't they? - When you go upside down, it's right to the cage. - They might, I think don't they have like a suspended type of, - Oh, isn't that how those guys jump all those cars or something, don't they have like a suspended seat? - But how would that work upside down? - Well, I don't know, but maybe it kind of works. - Or do they just put like a little bit of bubble wrap here and there, you call it good? - Yeah, that definitely would help a strategy. - But he actually does that. I mean, we've met, he probably mentioned it on the podcast, but like, he goes, if you guys are ever in a pickle for something that you're scared to do, use a lot of bubble wrap. It is a one time use, he's like, but it works. I've been thinking we need to debatably try that, like a tier X jump, some bubble wrap. - Some like that, yeah, just try it. - 'Cause you blow all the air out and you go, "Oh, that worked," and then you put a new bubble wrap in. - Hey, Jack, order a sub to bubble wrap. - I mean, it makes big bubbles. - Big bubble bubble wrap. - Perfect, I'm on it. - Do you even have oil changes, Ryan? - No, they just keep adding fucking oil to my car, not removing it, that's the problem. - So did Ryan actually overfilled it twice? - There's dry-sump oil pumps, part of the engine, and they didn't drain the oil from the oil pumps. So then when they re-added the oil, they added too much oil, which caused it to push between gaskets and things. Like, it doesn't just get into the combustion chamber accidentally. - So they added too much and didn't account for the oil in the dry-sumps? - Exactly, so they added the correct amount, but had all the oil in it. - You're saying there'd maybe be a safe, like a blow by, like, and maybe there is, and that's how it got mixed into my combustion chamber, but. - You're saying there's two dry-sumps, and they drained one of them, was it? - Yeah, so then I brought it in. I was like, there's a fucking problem, and then they fixed the right side, but they didn't fix the left side. And either that, or they just added too much oil to the engine a second time. So yeah, bit of a dues, they owned up to it and took care of it right away. But what is taking care of it? - I guess just changing the fucking oil we got, bro. I brought my truck to get the window fixed three times, they have not fixed it. - Really? - So what's it do? - It just doesn't work. - It gets stuck, I have to, like, grab it and pull it up. - It is pretty work out, that's fucking annoying. - And now it's, it's working, but it's like, eee, like it's going so slow. I got a 2024 Ford Raptor. It should not be doing this. How do the fuck, and that's like, it's one thing 'cause I go, my Corvette smokes, and they go, it ain't smoking now, and I go, okay, you're right. But like, the window, they would just have to-- - I don't know, the first two times, they were like trying to reflash it to something on it. I'm like, no, it's the motor. And then supposedly they replaced the motor, but I don't think they still don't work. But it's wasting my time, 'cause like, dropping your truck off, you have to have someone pick you up. It's just this whole rigmarole. - I'd demand a courtesy car. - Dude, I'm fucking demand 'em some money for lost revenue. - Dude, every time I see you hoppin' in that car right, and I just start pulling my phone out. - It's probably smart, honestly. - The clutch on starting does not engage correctly anymore. Like when I like stop at a stop light, and then start going, it kinda does this like, "Ooh, look, time for some high performance parts." - Yeah, I'm just gonna keep going, they say it's fine. So I'm just gonna keep driving it how I have been. And if something happens-- - It's under warranty. - Would you have a warranty? Supposedly, that's what they say, but also, I mean, Chevy, you'll do anything to get out of there. warranty, I'm sure. - Didn't they do some like weird kind of stuff where if you sold the car within a certain time frame when those came out, the warranty was just completely void? - Yes, they did, which I was worried about, but my guy had it for six months, so we're good. And he sold it for below MSRP, which was also anti-flipper. - Ryan, if you weren't gonna be a Corvette driver, what would your car be? - If you were gonna replace this. - A Hummer EV? - No, no, no. - Would you get like a Tesla Model S plaid? So you had, you know, your electric truck or whatever you wanna call your bummer? And the electric car? - No, I'm done with the electric car, although it is nice, 'cause gas prices are up. - They are really nice, so steep. - It's pretty bad, but I don't really have anything that I'm like, I must have. The new TRXs are obviously sweet, but I'm not paying over MSRP for another one. You can only buy so many TRXs for a Buff MSR. (laughs) - Before you get on some kind of list. - Yeah, exactly. They'll start fucking directly emailing me being like the idiot list. - I don't know, CJ. Honestly, your G-Wagon has been appealing to me. I think that'd be a nice car. It's rugged and it's off-road, but it's luxury. - Oh, it's all to you. - Hey, you might have just talked yourself into it there. - Yeah, it's too bad your Corvette's broken, otherwise I'd trade you. - Well, it's currently working. - And it has a lot to do with that thing, dude. - It's got a warranty. - You see what it's been through? - Would you sell it for MSRP? - I don't want it to be a fucking buy it. - My G-Wagon? - Absolutely. - See, you're good. It's not more than MSRP. Ryan's like, "If it ain't over MSRP, I am interested." - No, I get a red one. - It's a six-year-old vehicle. - I'll sell you for MSRP, absolutely. - Oh, I'd go get a red G-Wagon. - If you want a wrap, maybe we can get a deal. I need a wrap, you need a wrap. - It's a good point, actually. - A couple of red wraps, it looks great coming out. - I don't think we need any more red vehicles around here. - No, I do it. - Like, dude, I think we are actually capped out. - We do have a lot of red cars. - We have a lot. - We could almost do like, - Marine, blue. - I've had two orange cars I've been trying. - I've been trying to-- - Versify, I have a green car in an orange car. - Ryan, you have been trying the two orange cars and then you pull up next to all the red cars and you can just, it feel it. - I'm feeling the energy. Wish that guy's car was red. (laughing) - I know. - It's good, but-- - I wish it was red. - Bronco's pretty close to red. It's not, but it's close. - You're closer to my boat, Ken. It's not a boat you want to be in. - CJ, you get to sell that G-Wagon 'cause I want to roll around when you're in that yellow gaiardo and-- - Gated, I don't even, I'm not just hyping you up. Like, when Evan sent that, he was talking to you. - I know. - I genuinely think that might be one of the top cars. - I think Evan and I need to be Lambrose. - For you to own. - That's fucking sick. - Yeah, a little guy. - You're like Gucci and Waka with a Ferrari boy. - Gucci. - Just be the last one always. - Way to be more in kind of little. - Except for if me, Mike, and Ben go driving and I read cars, you actually wouldn't-- - To be able to come by the thumb. - The Red Mog. - Well, hey, Beck, the Mugs. The Red Mog. - Yeah, when you guys did your little photo shoot outside of Zorba's and my car was just in the back. It just had a little wing and it was orange. I just didn't, I was just like, I'm not. I'm just gonna keep it hidden. Just sucks. - Speaking of cars. - You having a transmission issue on the vapor? - Yeah, I'll have it self out. - No, I wish. I'd be sick if it just buffed itself out. - Well, I guess I might did you fix it. - That's all the way from last summer. - Yeah, I mean, I just like didn't get it fixed as long as-- - It was like Syncro or something, right? - Yeah, I hope you do. - It's your Syncro, no big deal. - What does that mean? - It just grinds putting in the fifth. - Oh, just turn the music up. - And I shift it like a baby, so it's fine. But if you were to keep doing it, it would probably like go out. - Maybe another good time to tell you guys the, I think the Syncro's a little jammed in the drift truck. Does not like shift it into second gear. I think it was always like that, wasn't it? Perhaps. - I just realized it. - You got it now, you got it now.
- But the day we got it, I'm like, damn. They're such great things, I don't know. It's just like zero RPMs, it goes in pretty smooth, but if you're moving, it's violent. - A lot of stuff needs fixing. - They're saying your wheels are, I feel like they're gonna fall off. - Oh yeah, what? - Well, I got new wheels. They were like, slightly used wheels, these like three-piece rotiforms, and I put them on, they at very least need to be balanced too when I drive it, and I'm like, all right, this is bad. - Oh, no. - And the Raptor experience. - Yeah, and he's an alignment and some balancing for sure, maybe more. But the guys, yeah, the tires are like brand new on it, and then I'm like, they look like they have 40,000 miles on it. - Oh God. - That could be part of it too. - But that could be the burnouts. - And then maybe if you sub and story the other day, I just keep scraping my front lip so hard, but it's fine 'cause it's already broken, but that one was probably my best work, Ben. - Dude, Mike's treating his viper like an excavator. What do you say? I'm like, I don't understand. - Do you not understand taking things out of the angle? - Roll. - Go driving that Zora's parking lot with that, and don't scrape it. - You have to just go at different entrances. - I understand that. - I think we need to try. - I understand that. - I'll do it. - Yeah, yeah, we can go out there. - I just won't go down the CZ-J as a low-car guy. I understand how to take things out of the angle. - Okay, down the gravel one. - Yeah, and it was bad. - Mike, that was maybe just a bad idea. - Well, there was no part of the stand. - You might pick up on your scrapes going down that. - Well, then I'd say I'm doing pretty good, but there was no other parking spots. I would have had to park on the highway, which I should have done. - I'm actually surprised you didn't high center. - I did, but I didn't. - Oh, you're high center as well. - That's what I'm getting at. - Going in. - Because it's where the sidewalk is. - Yeah, six inches higher. - Yes. - Dude, I almost went in there with the Lambo. - Except for I kicked it into reverse and said, can't. - Yeah, okay. - And that's saying something because sometimes you put Evans car in reverse and it doesn't come out for a little bit. - I know, I just don't use reverse and the car's been great. - Not a problem in months. - That's where I was actually sad because when I scraped the front lip, I legitimately don't care because it can get mangled. I have another one. It's okay. The rest of the car is fine. But boy, when I literally dropped off, basically a curb. - Just on the center of the car. - Was Sidney in the car with you? - No, but everyone outside of the patio, it's where it was. - Yeah, oh. - It was Jake there. He would have loved it. - No. - The Roland. Mike, before you swapped that out, we should film a video like seeing how gnarly of scrapes you can do. - Well, no. - I'm not trying to rip the bumper off, bro. - Well, not that gnarly. Just like standard gnarly. - Oh, yeah. - Like a little. - He's like, "Oh, I do that daily then." - Yeah, a little complete. I do, I scrape going out of my driveway. It's too narrow, so I can't get an angle. You know, like the curb goes up. So I like can't. - Start driving on the grass. - You straight up, you start and end your day with just a gnarly scraped. - Yeah, it's kind of fun. - Like when he punches in and out. - Yeah. - And Ben was, you know, like he says, he pulls out his phone every time that Ryan starts his corvette. But I think you were so excited to get down there in your little jelly bean. You basically framed on the drift wall and three wheel dropped in. And you were so excited at Ryan's car smoking. - Oh, yeah. - I don't even know if you realized it. I was standing there. - I do that every time. That thing was like a skateboard. Still kind of gnarly to just scrape and three wheel focus. - That's sort of why we're gnar-ass. - His GT-ther-ass kind of looks like a jelly bean too. - Oh. - All right. - I mean, I love-- - All right, podcast over. - As a GT-ther-ass lover, I mean, I think it's one of the most powerful cars in the world. It does kind of look like a jelly bean. - Jelly bean, boy. - It's a good looking jelly bean from a guy that's owned a lot of jelly beans. - A lot of that. - Not a good looking jelly bean, no offense. - He's got a little jelly bean-ass to it. - It's a little jelly bean-ish. - He's a cool jelly bean, he's got aero. - It's like a really cool Volkswagen Bug. - Or no. - It's a Bug with a wing on it. - Yeah. - I put a thousand miles on that thing since Thursday in the last five days. - Should put black polka dots and some eyelashes on that thing. - And it would look like a ladybug. - It would actually be pretty cool. - That thing got to be twinning. - All right, Ben, ear muffs. - Seem cars. - But that don't in your notes. - I got it. - That's a really good idea. - But a thousand miles, does that do you worry that that will affect the resale? - I don't care about the resale. - You're keeping it forever? - No, but I'm not gonna know, but I'm-- - Not gonna know. - Not gonna like not drive it. - I think that's a good mentality. - Okay, now that Ben has bought a GT3, the market will tank and then they're gonna be not as expensive, so thank you for buying it. - Oh, it will. 100% guarantee it happens every time. But yeah, no, I don't really care. Also, I don't really care about throwing donuts at it either. Again, I'm still waiting for you to throw a box donut at it. - Yeah, I can. Why don't you throw a box donut at it? - I gave you the clearance. - Well, I've got a different idea that I gotta get at least two other people involved in to make happen. But I got a better idea. - Wait, so you say too much now, Ken, don't do that. - And then I'll throw a donut at it. - What's your beef with donuts? Like, you don't do them in your vehicles? You don't. - No, no, no, no, I just don't like-- - The calories. - But with the carbs. - I just don't like, don't shit at people's cars. - But what about the inside of the my car? - Well, you were throwing a donut at my car, so just-- - Did it, did it? - Did it? - Or was it everybody else? - Did you not throw one? - No. - Oh, we got the shirt. - Didn't, and then a fucking half-custard-filled donut came in and went, shh. - What's up about that, right? - I just like fucking dirty Dan and the boys. - When I see a good old dozen donuts flying my way, I just assume everyone's throwing donuts at me. - It's like the firing squad this guy drives by. - All you had to do was a little pressure washer. Jack and I had to detail it. - And looks good now. - It does, we messed this spot though. The steering wheel. - Still, the whole H3 is just, or HEV, is cooked flat with donut. Give it a good lick. - Mm-hmm, now, stay on now. - What? - You got a car. - You kind of got a car. - Well, I mean, I told Scott to pull the trigger I want. - Oh nice. - And then he was like, all right, got it coming. - Really? - So it's on its way, but I haven't got it. - C'mere sir. - C'mere sir. - Mad black. - Fordore, that'll be shit. - Fordore? - Yeah. - That's lit. - It's got orange interior. - That's cool. - That's cool. - H3's are fordores, M4's are two doors. - Makes no sense. - I personally think that the M-- - Makes no sense either. - I think the M4 looks kind of out of proportion with two doors. - Yeah, I agree. It's kind of, yeah. - An M3? - Kind of long. - So it's fordores. - Yeah. - Is it all wheel drive? - Yeah. - Really? So that's your winter car? - Yes, until I make it like super low with like a front lip on it. That's that far off the ground and I'm going to tear every snow bank of that hit. - That's, I think you've, I think you're entering into, there's a thing called the two car solution. In the key of a two car solution, like Gallardo Raptor, great two car solution. Look good together. They served different purposes to myself or CJ, where we had big truck and then big SUV. - Bad two car solutions. - Because you don't, you don't get any enjoyment out of driving the other because they're the same. - Right. You don't need that you're two car solution, not to sit on this new purchase of yours. Maybe you have two race cars now and then you're going to have to venture into three cars over there. - Technically three race cars. - I mean, is the blue, is the jelly bean. - No, no, no, I'm going to sell my focus. - Really? - I mean, or I'm going to trade it on it, smart. - Yeah, Ryan, I don't know, I guess you guys make a truck of Viper. - You guys make a truck of Viper. - I've had pickups, I've had pickups. - You haven't pickups in my entire life. - I've had pickups. - Ryan needs to pick up. - No, I told you. - Yes, you do. - You didn't drive it for last like two years. - Yeah, I literally didn't drive it. I didn't drive it for a year. - I don't have a pick up. Can I go and borrow the company truck? - I thought about that, Ben. I was like, Ben's really going to want a truck and then I said, I had the same thought. I was like, wait, he hardly uses his Raptor and he rarely borrows the company truck. - Yeah. - Yeah, I think you're maybe good without a pick up. I'm just concerned that it's going to be too long. - And I'm concerned that a two-car solution is not enough. Mike is like, - Of course! - What do you do with the other five days? - I'm concerned. - I'm just going to start. - Something such as a, you know, El Camino, Rancero. - Something like that. - You know, it's covered. - I have thought about it. - All the bases. - It's a good third edition. - It's true. - That would have just gotten everything covered. - We may have given you the perfect three-car solution. - Ev does have that. - My theory is that Ryan maybe wanted an M3, so he was like, (laughs) - I've seen him say, you said, - I do like it. - Like all cars since you didn't have a good answer for that. Of all cars that you've sent, like, kind of shared. You like, check this BMW out, pretty sick. And they happen to be kind of the M3 vibe. - Yeah, I think I would go X5 or bigger. I got to ride an X6M last night. - That's sick. - Who's? - Nicole's. - Oh, fast, dude. - Yeah, that's sick. - Yeah. - I don't know, I guess we'll see. But yeah, I had a truck for a year. Or I've had a truck for like five years. And I didn't drive it for last year, so. - I agree. You probably should have a pickup. - I mean, I still agree with that. - I mean, your Dakota still technically runs if you need. Still got that. Might bust it out. It was the best pickup truck. - Yeah, it's just the truth of it. - It's debatable. You kind of would have been perfect if the front end would have stayed together. - Well, that's not gonna get crazy now. - Now, that's gonna be sick though, so. - M3. - Why'd I just see one? - I mean, I was surprised that you dropped it, but it's just like such a thing to pull up. - Kind of surprised. You just surprised us like this, as opposed to. - I don't know, I guess I'm more surprised. - You guys with like a million things at this point. I don't know if it's like warranted. - Yeah. - That's fair. - I feel yeah. - I got it more just like a daily driver. - So try to keep on. - I need like a vehicle to be putting like thousands of miles on in a week other than my. Porsche yeah, that's that was kind of more why it does makes not leave you have their car in your hands for a week Like how's the suspension do you love it? Yeah, how does the do around here? It does find yeah, I mean the suspension's like stiff, but so is any like stern, but fair yeah fast car So yeah, I think it's just fine like it's comfortable my only issue with it is like the bucket seats are just fixed seats And they're pretty vertical, but I've gotten so used to it at this point So that you can't adjust the seats at all so you can slide it forward back, but they're fixed damn near out of 90 degree Yeah, dude when I hopped in there yesterday, I was like damn yeah movies back, but you get used to it Yeah, I'm sure big wrench cut it. He could probably just cut it right here and then hinge it back So I'd say that's like the only issue with it as far as like comfort goes, but got an exhaust for it. I'll put that on It's getting sound insane yeah with headers. So it's yeah, it's gonna bark get those thrown on it Apparently they're like super easy to throw on because like the engines in the back on them So all you have to do is just like remove the Excess we've ever tried to install has been super easy to I don't know It's ever the core bad ass. Do you have a turn for it? No, doesn't need a tone even without with changing the headers? No tune I guess not huh much surprising dude. I just of every vehicle ever has been the exhaust isn't hard to throw on and it like it doesn't need a tune But then it Those things I'm not calling cap. I'm just saying Normally catbacks don't need a tune, but you start monkeying with the downpipe or the headers or any of that or you just Take the cat out completely. This thing still has cats. Yeah, yeah, so it's still like the headers You know is guess we'll see, but I think it's gonna it's gonna sound like an f1 car. Yeah, it's gonna scream That'll be sick. Got any wheels for it coming Mm-hmm. I don't know if you need wheels. I think you should leave what you got on. It would good personally. Good Thanks speaking of BMW's in matte black. I saw this video. What? It's a fucking cop. Oh my god. What what I didn't know they had cop cars like that and so is it AI? No, like it's so fucking tough. You gotta help me read something. There's nothing to read Well, look at the way he hits the window go back. Oh hold on no because he doesn't put a kickstand on Yeah, it's fake. Yeah, and the way he like punches the back of the car in the mirror I'm just looking at this dude. It is like most people would think that's real That kind of weird car. It's good. I got pulled over by a Yukon on 24's I was in high school. Was it like a drug enforcement agent? It was it was something they seized and then used for a bit of time before they sure They auctioned it or whatever. How confused were you? Technically, they didn't really pull me over that but I like ran a stop sign a couple blocks from the school They followed me back to the school and then like blocked me and I get out going like why what the hell is going on here? And then it was yeah, you thought you were about to get like jumped or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was a cop And they just like scolded me for running the stop sign. I was like, yeah, I was late and buffed Yeah, give you a ticket because they weren't those type of cops. I mean, they probably could have I think they just I don't know. I just kind of go into the school. I rolled the stop sign. They just wanted to scare you Yeah, tell me not to do that But it pretty much looked like Ken's rig for the whatever cheap cheap vehicle challenge There are some sneaky undercover cops I saw a Camry the other day with like pulled somebody over with lights just a normal ass car I have mini vans up by Duluth. I don't love that because you know There's like anybody can buy a cop looking lights like what if you know what if a random car pulled you like it's at night All you see is some cop lights, you know like that looks like a mini van I think there is like some kind of way you can handle it if you think it's in the second unmarked cop car that you can call 911 and like yeah tell And they encourage you to do that. Yeah until they and then first you get a fuck You get pit maneuvered when you do Yeah, I got pulled over in the seam a truck once. I mean there was no shoulder on the road It was just straight up the curb. It was like the road and then curb no shoulder and this seam a truck is massive Yeah, and I'm like I'm damn near taking up the entire lane the way it is And so there was like this little approach like a block up and I was gonna just pull off onto this approach And so I did pull off onto the approach and the cop came up with his fucking hand on his gun. It was like get out of the car I was like what yo, yeah, I've like put my hands out. I was like, oh, what's the problem? And he was like why don't you pull over when I got behind you? I was like there was no shoulder I would have literally been stopping in the middle of the road when this was right here It's insane and they're like well, I thought you were gonna run and you're like that's on you buddy I'm gonna giant pick up you catch me. Did they eventually show or was it a hostile? It was pretty hostile for a while. He pretty much gave you every ticket in the book that he could for that thing Uh, no, and then he like let me off like oh Yeah, I think sometimes when they come up hot just in my experience and like they're in the wrong and if you're playing it cool They end up kind of going a little bit easier on you But if you go like start talking back to him then they almost want to get it. Yeah, they want to give it that idea Just be respectful and you might get lucky. Geez Mike. Jesus Mike. Yeah. What is that number 76? 76 and speedy speedy ticket. No ticket. How do you get a better radar? How big were you going? I didn't have it and I That's the part of my five car problem is that I need to get five radar detectors 67 and a 55. Oh, no, crazy. That's 12 12. That's not it's Still have insurance Mike. Well, uh, I don't know How do you how do you stuff your license? How do you knock me off? Like I didn't get any points on my Wasn't even a written warning just a stretch it and it's because you're in North Dakota and you're getting pulled over and yeah Yeah, it's just part of it. They're super nice. Speaking of not being chilled. This was actually in North Dakota. So bias Fucking there's a it's very do we stop you think that no I was that He punches the cop that's a weekend. What a fucking idiot is asking Imagine how dumb you have to be to just wind up and give a cop a little sock on the shoulder Worst case scenario, he completely misses and just goes to jail for a while. I love that case scenario He hit some square in the nose and goes to jail for a long time. Yeah, exactly. It looks like it takes while it's like car wrestling But uh, yeah, exactly car wrestling crazy show by the way. Uh, but yeah, I love these body cam videos You feel kind of bad because it's probably somebody's you know bad day But they're really editing them up now and making it uh, making them funny It's crazy. There's so much like Police vids and all that. I saw this one the other day. They must have stopped this drug dealer And then while the druglers in the car in the cop cars phones there and then people are calling Oh, yeah, and then the like the answer and it's like it's like two two cops and they're like yo What's up? What can I get you? What do you need and he's like? I could I get a mid like what 20 get me? Oh 20 can get you that here pull up like come meet us over here And then like the person drives over and they like told the guy he's like yeah, we're talking with your customers He's like oh, no Don't do that to him and like they're like the cops are kind of like oh, we did like it's It seemed pretty cordial for the thing like it almost seems like they're friends But they're taking him to jay nose real. I Watched it multiple times could not come to a conclusion. I think I'm leaning on that it was definitely real But some it was two different cops were both talking to the phone Yeah, and they sounded a bit different but the person on the other end thinks they're talking to one I'm like that's guy. No, I don't they just thought they were in a group smiling kind of It's probably real but we definitely questioned it. Yeah. I'm at the spot. Where's spot? What are you wanting to meet you? Well, I was like a little bit smarter right here or a group of cops so so what you what you're looking for? What you trying to get? I'm talking to the phone out So what you trying to get for the little 20 you want to save it? Hi, you want to save it all three five or three five Oh, you think they're trying to make it to me. What does that mean to do for me? Yes, I mean it's decent. They'll get you by I could do the seven for 20 I like you back in itself Yeah, I got cash out All right, I'm like what you want you want you about to pull up to the spot The why you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool. That's cool with me All right, baby brother. I talked to one of your customers No, they're gonna meet you. They're gonna meet you. I'm sweet I think we played it on the pod before but my all-time favorite pull-over buddy can vid is still stop sign Yeah, stop sign. This is amazing. Oh, yeah Yeah, I'm about to All right, what I'm about to tell you stop sign I said I'm about to tell you No one's some stop sign about you. Why are you stopping me? You made an improper right hand turn when you turn to a new road You got to turn that closest lens Was he joking or did he actually hear stop sign?
You know what play covers are illegal? Yeah because oh you do know? No, no the reason they're illegal is because elements happen like snow and rain stuff in the police have no idea what you place us stop sign. What? What stop sign? What's I don't know what stop sign? Oh, oh, so the elements happen like rain and snow and then they get on your play cover. Yeah, we can't read what your place is. Wait, what stop sign? Why are you keep saying stuff? There's no way that's good. There's there's a ton of those in there. Some cops get pissed. Some cops will just like start laughing right away. Oh, they know the they know the meme. Well, this is like telling CJ a story. You don't hear everything. You just make up some random bit of information to go. He was in, he was doing what you'll have when he's sitting on his phone and he's trying to fucking multitask. And it's like, bro, I'm gonna just stop telling you this story because it's literally not entering your brain right now. Yeah, Ben went to the car wash and now his car is clean. Ben crashed his car. Where into a dairy queen? Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. What now? All right. Now is everyone fucking listening because I'm gonna start the story over. So true. All right. Well, I think we got a lot accomplished here. I think so too. I gotta go do some spelunking. The what? Explore some caves. Ben. Oh, he's gone. We'll see spending shortly. Cave diving, spending someone had the joke of like how you know your ton of bodies. If you hooked up with some girls, your buddy. If you're a girl and hooked up with the same girl, your spelunking buddies. That's what you're about to go into. I'm gonna go explore actual caves at I guess I don't have an hour to I was anyway know what the hell is going on right now. Even got Jack throwing his hands up. There was like I like killed Dalton the other day. Stop sign. I can't actually kill him. But we were out on the boat and I like went down the hatch. I'm like, well, see you guys. I'm gonna go boof some peptides. And it's just brought him to his knees. He's like, what the hell? I'm getting really out of pocket with this. I'll show you my one more. I love where this road map is headed. One more Mike. Give me one. Um, I don't know, man. I think we've heard what we needed to do for a moment. Yeah. Let's just end it here before Mike gets in trouble when he goes home. I was spunking. I heard you were spunking. Just regular caves. Bye. Okay. All right. Thanks for listening guys. We'll see you next week.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The speaker sold their dirt bike and no longer owns one.
A planned party at Ken’s house (a "Kentucky Derby" themed housewarming) is on the horizon with a large crew of friends.
The party is described as chaotic, loud, and full of pranks, including smoking cigarettes indoors and extreme music volume that blew out speakers.
Ken is known for being overly loud, bundled, and party-centric, leading to humorous anecdotes about his behavior.
A marble statue of Ken was gifted but rejected due to aesthetic and privacy concerns—Ken claims he’d never have wanted it in his yard.
The group jokes about the absurdity of party logistics with 20+ people, comparing it to a classroom or a school field trip.
A major theme is the clash of social norms, especially with regard to gender dynamics and access to spaces.
There’s a strong emphasis on fun, spontaneity, and friendship over formal planning.
The speakers discuss gift-giving, with suggestions like a gift card to Buffalo Wild Wings or a case of beer as meaningful.
A controversial moment involves someone placing cat food in a drink, leading to a humorous and awkward aftermath.
The group reflects on the value of clean cars and hands-on maintenance, citing a new touchless car wash system that reduces soap use.
A major decision is made to throw a birthday party for CJ, featuring activities like bowling, skateland, and fireworks.
There’s a recurring theme of humor, absurdity, and camaraderie that defines the group’s dynamic.
Summary:
The group shares a humorous and energetic recap of recent events, centered around a chaotic yet joyful housewarming party at Ken’s house. The event, themed like a Kentucky Derby, features a large crew of friends and includes wild pranks—such as smoking indoors and blasting music to the point of damaging speakers. Ken is portrayed as an overly energetic, loud, and social host, often bundled up and completely immersed in the festivities.
The group jokes about the impracticality of hosting such a large gathering, likening it to a classroom field trip. A key moment involves a hand-chiseled marble statue of Ken being rejected due to its unappealing public display, with the group noting that Ken himself would have disliked it. The conversation turns to gift-giving, with members suggesting practical, low-cost gifts like a Buffalo Wild Wings card or a case of beer as more meaningful than extravagant items.
The tone is lighthearted, filled with inside jokes and exaggerated stories, including a hilarious incident where cat food was accidentally added to a drink. The group also reflects on car care, highlighting a new touchless car wash system that saves soap and improves efficiency. The narrative concludes with excitement for a birthday party to be thrown for CJ, featuring fun activities like bowling and skateland.
Underlying themes of friendship, spontaneity, and shared humor define the entire exchange, showcasing a close-knit crew that values fun over formality.
FAQs
It's a large, themed party with a dress code, featuring music, games, and a mix of pranks and fun moments, like smoking cigarettes indoors and having loud speakers.
He removed it because he was concerned about the truck's paint being damaged by tree branches and daily wear, and he felt the wrap was protecting it better than the original paint.
It can be seen as overly flashy or inappropriate, especially if it's naked or hand-chiseled, and may draw unwanted attention or negative reactions from neighbors.
He recommends practical gifts like a meal, a case of beer, or a gift card to Buffalo Wild Wings, emphasizing that presence and shared experiences are more meaningful.
The group found it hilarious, with Ken being described as 'bundled' or melted into the couch, and the incident became a memorable and entertaining part of the party story.
Large groups can create logistical issues, such as difficulty finding restaurants, being blocked by cars, or facing security issues due to the high number of people present.
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