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Et Tu, Beau?: Monday, August 10th, 2026

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Et Tu, Beau?: Monday, August 10th, 2026

The episode blends personal anecdotes and pop culture commentary, detailing a chaotic summer filled with beach trips, farm visits, and indulgent dining. The hosts reflect on their weekend adventures, including a memorable visit to a farm called "Nobody Knows" (later believed to be "Harbys"), where they enjoyed corn on the cob, pig races, and a vibrant atmosphere. A major cultural moment involves the viral backlash over influencer Acquired’s wedding dress, which was linked to Brielle Bierman’s TikTok post, sparking accusations of betrayal and privacy violations. The hosts critique the show *Off Campus*, noting its strong cast camaraderie but criticizing its unlikable characters and stereotypical portrayals, especially of a lesbian character with exaggerated armpits. The hosts also express personal admiration for the show’s unique setting in Miscoka, Canada, while questioning its narrative depth and writing quality. The episode concludes with a mix of lighthearted humor, social media drama, and thoughtful commentary on allyship, celebrity culture, and authenticity in storytelling. From the outrageous wedding dress controversy to the chaotic energy of summer, the show remains a vibrant, fast-paced exploration of modern life and entertainment.

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♪ Good morning, girlies, it's the Tollos ♪ ♪ It's Jackson Claude and where your hoes ♪ ♪ It's your favorite show that fast by things you need to know ♪ ♪ We'll start your day off swirly, it's the Toast ♪ I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and Happy Monday, first show of the last week of swirly summers. Did I say that right? You did say that right. Happy Monday, Latter. Happy Monday, Jatter. Jatter has a beautiful ring to it. I don't know if I have ever been, like, as happy as I was during the time that Jaiho Puskettoll's version was released. That's one of the reasons that I breathed Jaiho. It came, like, as a supplement to our favorite movie. Some Doug Millionaire. And it's like, if you've seen the movie, like, why there was a Puskettoll song, like, I have no idea. Yeah, I know. Like, it just aesthetically, like, doesn't really match the theme of the movie. And then everyone's like, oh, oh, oh. And doing, like, cultural appropriation dancing. No, I think it was a bit of cultural appreciation. ♪ No, there is nothing that can stop us ♪ ♪ Nothing can never come to our hearts ♪ Who would have thought Jaiho would do these things? That I breathed Jaiho. That might have been offensive. That, that, that harmony. That little run? I don't think so. Just the harmony. Do you know that um. A choir got married this weekend. And we got nothing. I know a choir got married this weekend. I know we got nothing. Do you know about the drama that was Briel Bierman? No. I knew you wouldn't, and I was so excited to tell you about it. Oh, you know what? But let me tell you what I saw as a alien when I was on my spaceship. I saw that Briel Bierman posted a wedding dress this weekend 'cause I follow her. And for one second, I was like. I don't know why, 'cause there was a picture. I hate even just guys. No, I know. So a choir. I know it's okay. That's what happens when you're like so famous as a choir. Oh, I agree. You're so famous. That picture. One of the world's most kind of polarizing TikTokers acquired style. Got married this weekend. And all the swirlies, like lots of influencers around in Rhode Island. They were posting like up until the wedding was Saturday night. Everybody that kind of went dark. And acquired has not been seen in two days. And like we didn't get pictures. We didn't get a TikTok. We got nothing. She wasn't doing like. Like a lot of these content creators use their weddings as like major moments. Like they have content creating teams. And like they post in real time. Yeah. She went for a totally different approach. We haven't even gotten a photo yet. So this is what everyone's doing right now. It was like, you know, of course take a minute breath. She's obviously like parted out yesterday. Wedded bliss. And I think today, maybe today or tomorrow, like pictures will start coming out. So that's not like crazy that she did that. No, no, no, different approach. And we take the approach right now. It's not an influencer approach. It's a celebrity approach. Celebrity approach. He should the same thing. Celebrity. Who's the last influencer had a marriage in real time, aside from me? It happens all the time on TikTok. I don't know. Like all the girls. Did you see Shea Belay's getting married? Like, I don't know. Okay. But of course, because she's so in demand and famous, some rat, like on the street, took a picture. Like I think maybe they were like hiding in a bush. They got a picture of her dress. There's one blurry picture. You see, and people were able to figure out like, because you know, it's a popular designer. They were able to figure out it's like this very wedding dress. Like this season. Very exciting. So whatever. Like, I don't think it ruined the dress that BL tried out. So then, I had seen that photo of acquired. I didn't want to mention it because I don't want to be. It's important to the story. I don't want to spoil. You know, I don't want to have her moment taken away from her. But also, you're right. Like, she's a celebrity. And that's what happens in your celebrity. So then, like, hours later, Brielle Bierman, you know, Kim Zelsieck Bierman's daughter, who was engaged, posted a TikTok being like, oh, I tried on this dress and almost chose it. This was my second choice. And it happens to be the very way in dress that acquired so I was wearing. And the comments immediately were like, girl, what are you doing? Like, and Brielle is in the comments fighting for her life, pretending like she has no idea like why people. Like, she just posted this because like, it's fun content from a ride. Why is everyone so upset? I had no idea that this is the dress. Like, what are you guys talking about? I never saw the least photo. I, as a Bierman, like, truth or and stand for life, do have a very hard time believing. Like, she didn't know what she was doing. Danielle acquired twin sisters. Like, up in there liking, you know, shady comments about Brielle. I think they're taking it offensively. Um, and it's just the feud we never thought we'd see Brielle Bierman be acquired style. It's not cool. I agree. I think Brielle's, I think she dabbles in this show. Um, so I hate to, you know, pull a Jesse Draper, but here I go. By the way, Jesse Draper has been heard from. I forgot, Jesse Draper set me a voice, but I forgot to listen to it. But Jesse Draper has been heard from, so we'll get to that. Um, not cool, Brielle. Like, you totally spoiled the dress. Now we've seen it from every angle, even though like the lighting is bad and I want to see it acquired way. Yeah. And I just, I don't think there's a world in which she didn't know. Of course not. It's just absurd. Not cool. And she, the, the acquired, acquired is incorporated and have every right to be offended. Yeah. Um, yes, we did hear from Jesse Draper. Unfortunately, I missed it because my phone was off for Shabbat by the time I turned my phone on. It said the stories had expired. So what? I missed the trauma. Wait, I missed it. What did you say? So she said that she like happened to not have listened to the toast for two days since she was busy. Sure. But that she was like so excited to hear that. She was cleaning. That it's all good and that she was cleaning. It's like a life on goal of hers and that she's going to prove this wrong about Marciano. I'd look forward to being proven wrong. I'm very much looking forward to Justice being served. Yeah. I have a voice memo from her, but um, I forgot to listen to it. Yeah. You sent me a voice memo. I'll listen to it in five to seven businesses. I, I know. Actually, if that don't send me voice memos. I do not like them. And I find it as like a woman of a certain age. And also like, you know, someone who dabbles in speaking with fellow content creators, podcasters, celebrities. Those bitches love a voice memo. I never feel inclined to send a voice memo. Even when I have a crazy long story, I'll talk to text it. I don't feel, but like bitches, I know love a voice memo. Bitches love a memo. A voice memo. There's a big difference. Well, the modern memo was a voice memo. A memo is very official. I like a memo by the way. I haven't seen a memo. And the thing is, I love the transcription for voice memo. Of course, I couldn't function without it. However, it is a crutch because I won't listen to your voice memo. But at least I'm getting the gist. She sent me one on Instagram. Instagram doesn't do that. Oh. So I didn't even get the transcription. I don't know. Usually if there's a voice memo, there's tea. There's tea that follows. Okay, I'll listen to it later. I totally forgot. I'm literally like hungover from the weekend. Like when I tell you. You party so hard, you guys. You know back in the day when you actually used like party all weekend and then come on day morning. You would be like sore and you would have bruises. Like that's legit asked me today. And sunburns. Oh my god. We just did not stop partying all weekend long. Like we went to the beach. We went to the farm. We took it. It's everywhere like seriously. I'm broken. Like we were out of the house from sun up to sundae breakfast lunch and dinner out of the house. Like we were just being crazy. No breaks. No coming back. Bus club. Another club bus. No sleep. No naps. No, we were skipping naps. Like we were just being insane people. I mean, swirly summer is winding down. And we need to make the most of it. And we made the most of it. And we were so happy for it. Like, you know, we milked every ounce of sunshine. Like we were swimming till late last night. We had a barbecue after being gone all day. Like, and we swam till late on Saturday. And then the dinner, I feel like we have to like we're really put on notice. Like we have to do even more. Yeah. And like the kids just don't want to stop. And how can we stop them? No, we can't. But like just know one thing about me. I'm bruised and battered. Like I'm not okay. Even on Friday, we went out to our Pargy lunch at Bilbo K. Oh my god. It's such a long weekend. We did. I forgot we kicked off our swirly weekend. We went to such a nice lunch. So when a restaurant offers a kosher on tray. One thing about me, I'm going to eat it. And even if I didn't want ribeye, I don't like naam. Right. And I'm never going to ask. Even if I didn't want ribeye with my ice coffee. I'm never going to ask how much it is. I'm just going to support your allyship. Correct. I think your allyship is offensively priced or $1200 lunch. But listen, allyship is allyship out of the form. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. I don't know how much it could cardboard ever. Yeah, ribeyes for everybody. Chicken pie yard was kosher. Nobody wants a chicken pie yard. It's very rare. You know, fun fact. Sometimes if you go to like a morn. You know, there's like really like the chain steak houses that are like super fancy. If you call 48 hours in advance, a lot of times they can procure you a kosher steak. But to just be able to show up to a facility. And I saw on the menu. It said kosher asterisk. Plus plus five or whatever. And I was like. Are you talking about like kosher? Like me? I probably use kosher salt. No, and then I know that was before I looked at it. And then I said, oh, no, the kosher version is $5 more. That's insane. That was for the chicken pie yard. Yeah, the chicken pie yard was not the issue. The ribeyes were quite pricey. But they were enjoyed. And then we brought them home for dinner. And everybody enjoyed it. No, it was worth every penny. We all like we had to be rolled out of the restaurant. We did. But then we managed to of course eat dinner. Ben made it delicious. We're just going to be in a beautiful shop. We went to the beach on Saturday. It was literally like bus club. Another club bus. It was like mom's version of bus club. Another club bus. It was great. Palisade. Carseat. Palisade. BMW. No naps. No naps. No naps. And then yesterday we went to this like last summer. Everybody like took this road trip. Zach, your husband found like this farm on the north floor. And you guys went and you came back and you were talking about like, I didn't go because like Ruby was three days old. And it was like an hour away. And Zach, look, literally you guys have not stopped talking about it since last summer. So finally, I feel that we're eligible now. We've been planning. We were going to wait for the Shapiro to get here. We went and had to say your husband like genuinely was under selling it. This place was insane you guys. It was called nobody knows. What do you think it's called? Habers. Okay. H-A-R-B-E-A. Oh, carbs. Your husband keeps calling it harbys. I think it's a harbys. So when I was googling it to find the address, I thought he was saying harbys. And I'm like, that doesn't exist. Harbs. Harbs. Harbs, I think it's harbys. So it's this literal like wonderland. It's like a crazy land of farms. It must have been a hundred acres. And they just had all these different things for kids. Adults, the food was insane. What do you think about me? I love a corn on the cob. Especially Ben Gotti. He's a clutterier and I love it. but they had dipped it in this bat of butter before giving it to you. While still like the ear still attached, oh my God, I was in heaven. Like just slabbering it up with my corn on the cob. We had so much good food. And they had like all these different attractions. So there was a pig race, which was very exciting because they had different pigs and the pigs all had different colors. And so they gave them like cute names, like Betty Blue. Ruby Red. Ruby Red came in last, but we were expecting nothing last. We went on a train ride around the sunflower. If you're like, it was seriously fucking pargy. Yeah. It was fucking pargy. Yeah, really was. I mean, we did everything. We did everything. Of course, there was like petting zoo and all that stuff. Yeah. Sort of breeze through it. I don't, you know, I don't engage with that. Those animals are, those are not in captivity. Those are not at the farm. I don't engage. I don't engage. For a formative activist. I don't engage. I'm raving about her ribeye. Does not engage. I don't engage. And it was a kosher ribeye. So obviously the Lord, why do we eat it? Yeah. No, it was amazing. But we just did the most. So I agree. It's like eating and playing. It was insane. I felt like an actual, like four-year-old. Yeah. It was awesome. So much like summer sun and fun in the sun. It was giving summer sun. There will be sun and fun and days filled with cheer. Correct. And that's what that was. Correct. Additionally, some contain updates from your girl. Mm-hmm. I finished House of Stocks. Girls. Because I have one too. And now I can adjudicate on the matter. Officially, unofficial capacity. And while no one is perfect in this situation. And actually, so far from perfect, yeah. I feel the need to defend Stasi a little bit. She's getting a lot of-- I mean, when you put yourself out there like that with like sensitive topics, people are going to have there. But for the most part, people are like riding for bow. And it's like, she's done it to bow. The thing is, I'm not like blindly team bow. And it's funny because like, it's like team bow and team spassy. Meanwhile, they're like home together, loving each other, and let the girl fighting about it. You know, I just feel like Stasi needs to be defended a little bit because I feel like she is being very gasslet. I completely agree with her assessment that she's Julius Caesar, those fucking Brutus' on the Queen Mary. That scene was insane to me, that they-- she put on this holiday party on the Queen Mary. It's like a haunted chip. And that's so right. And like, with all of her friends, they're closing out the season. She wants to start like a little bit of drama with Raw. Of course. But for it to become like an intervention. And like, this is your cue. It's like she was so shook, it was such a betrayal. And I'm confused because I'm like, she's there crying, sobbing. She is so upset as she should be. All of her friends have turned on her. And then her husband comes and gives the last blow. A2, bow, A2. However, it's like this whole time she wants to make this amazing reality. Showing it's like, are you happy about? Like, I was just like, how am I supposed to feel? Because on the one hand, they've betrayed her. But on the other hand, they've sort of given her the greatest-- Exactly what you wanted, right? But in that moment, I think like two things can be true, but she can be sobbing in that moment. And then tomorrow morning, I was like, we got it. Yeah. But I just feel like everyone is being ungrateful, honestly, including bow. And as much as we can say, yes, she needs to be kinder to bow. She needs to listen to bow. Bow is not happy, bow. And bow is soft and stossies like edgy. Yes. And so it's very easy to make her the villain, of course, because she just gives you the one line or say, you're like, she's mean. Right. She's real. Yes, she's honest. There was not a lot of gratitude from bow in general, and also her friends that she has done all of these things. And it's putting even on this show. And you could see it in the way they move. Everyone says they're scared of her. But that's different than being grateful. And I just feel like-- I'm not talking about Taylor Schrecker, not for whatever. None of this recap touches Taylor Schrecker. It, honestly, Christina Kelly, what was that? The Christina Kelly of it all was so crazy to me. It felt like a complete exercise in projection, because she's sitting there crying about her own marriage, because Stassie reminds her of her husband. And it's like, go home. Go home. This is not Stassie's problem, 100%. So that was just so odd to me. And Taylor Schrecker came at it from a place of where she was like, I am like you sometimes, Stassie, where I don't listen to Teddy. And actually, that's true. In terms of relationship dynamics, she's more the Stassie. So she wasn't being a brutalist. And once again, the voice of reason might they say, and the comic relief. Genuinely, thank God you had this reaction to Taylor Schrecker, because seriously, what if you hated her? What if she was Christina Kelly? I would have had to die. No, she would never be, because she would never be, because we're not attracted to that sort of energy. So I just feel like Stassie needs to be defended in a public space a little bit. I agree. And also, there's a lack of gratitude from Beau and lack of acknowledgement. This obvious elephant in the room where it's like, yes, Stassie's not home. And Stassie works hard, and Stassie tells everyone to do. And Stassie's bringing home the bacon. So Stassie's building this life. And it's not a small life. It's a rather large life. Mansion in LA. And so I understand it would be easier. It's like she might make her life easier. If she just lets him go back to work, and then hires out for the jobs that he does, that she feels-- But the thing is, at the end of the day, he really has free time from 9 to 6. From the time Hartford goes to school to the time that Sonya leaves at 6. Correct. So there is time for passions, for hobbies. For passions, for hobbies, and a side gig. And if that's not enough, and he needs to go back to work, then she can hire someone to do the things that he does, that she doesn't want to do. But that scene was just so traitorous. He starts saying all these insecurities that she's discussed with him about as a mom. And it was just below the belt in front of everyone. That's really not cool. No. And I was gobsmacked. So even though she is not faultless whatsoever, and I don't even want to go into any criticisms I have for her, because I like her. And a lot of the time, it's her delivery. Yeah, no, but not even that. It's just like, I don't know. You didn't need to go to the Stranger Things premiere. You know? Like, you're talking about not having enough time. And they're talking about it like it's the mech alla. Yeah, so that's where she and I differ a little bit. But especially when you say-- But you don't have to say yes to everything when you have this sort of big situation at home. When you've got a big situation. But I sort of like, yeah, bulldozes through the situations. So, while House of Stasi is very much, I think, like, capturing millennial audiences. I kind of spent the weekend with Gen Z. Oh, yes, we-- and I just want to say, the show is also lacking from a lack of Satchel Maloney. This was a great opportunity for-- Very casting. I mean, if Bo wants to get into casting-- Cast Satchel. The streets are saying that Katie Maloney's engaged to the individual she brought on the show, Nick. That could be true. And that, like, the editors edited it out when Ariana said-- She meets up with Ariana and she says-- Oh, people think that she was engaged during filming? Yeah, and that she's engaged now. Because Ariana, like, says to her apparently, like, house your fiance. But they edited it out. But the close captioning hadn't been edited yet. And it says, house your fiance. And there were already rumors that Katie's engaged, like, to me, this isn't like-- But genuinely, why would you keep that a secret? Who cares? Right. But I would want to hear from Satchel. Is all Satchel. And how that affects him. And how that affects Mr. Maloney. I watch his show, called Sterling Point. Is that what it's called? Yeah. Margot's going to watch it. And I thought that, like, it's on Prime and Margot was saying-- Did she still lead through her band yet? Right. I thought that it was, like, an off-campus, like, Smacho. And honestly, we kind of been craving some more off-campus. I was like, so excited. I started this one with Ben. And it's not that-- I don't know what the hell it is. And I don't know if it's based off of a book. But if it is, I could see how it would have been a good book. And then people would have wanted it to be adapted. Should I watch it? No. But the only thing that's cool about it is that it takes place in Miscoka. Are you familiar with Miscoka at all? No. It's kind of like a Hamptons of Canada. We were talking about it because it's a big-- it's the back drop of the Martin Short documentary. He talks about Miscoka. A lot of really rich people have houses there. But there's like no streets. It's all these different islands. You have to boat everywhere. It's like really like Canadian. I don't know. People love it. So the show takes place there. It's a pretty back drop. And I guess the young girl who is the star of the show like is the new Ick girl in town. She's so pretty. And I think she's Jewish because her last name is Ruben. Other than that, I kind of don't like the show, but I can't stop watching it. They have, like, done this thing where they've just created so many unlikable characters. I don't like any of them. And I just found out one of them that I like the least is Mark Ruffalo's son. And he's so nepo because he's a bad actor. And he's not like crazy handsome. Or anything like literally-- I was wondering, how did this guy get cast in his characters? So fucking annoying. And for the most part, he stays in New York, but then he gets to Canada. And I'm like, oh, your main character now. He's awful. And then they have this girl Ramona, who just baseline has like manhary armpits. And they're-- it's summertime, so we see them a lot. And I'm personally very triggered by that. I also feel like it's offensive to lesbians because she is a lesbian. And I know a lot of lesbians, like literally none of them grew up there armpit hair. It was just like so type casting with the armpit hair. She's awful. And she's literally evil. And I'm just watching all these people I hate, you know? So I know everyone's talking about it. And I don't know if I'm going to finish it. And I hate to be like a hater. And everybody's like, I feel like I shot myself on the foot with off-campus. Because the first time I came on here with off-campus, I was like, I don't really like it. And then I ended up being so wrong. So people are like, keep going. You're going to like it. You'd like to off-campus. It's like, that was like a one-time thing, you guys. I think I hate the show. I think. It sounds bad. It is. I don't know what's keeping me hooked. The only thing that's keeping me hooked is everybody's obsessed with it. So I was like, I want to be cool with the young kids. Yeah. But like-- There comes this line, you know? And there comes a time. I also watch Devilware sprouted too. Oh, yeah. I heard you and your husband talking about that. We started it on Saturday night. We finished it on Sunday night. And like, what in the-- what? What a piece of garbage. Like, it was so thin. The plot was so thin. And it was like, they had no way-- the way they were acting was like, as if they don't really understand how the internet works. Like, it was just like so unrealistic. Miranda's like, such a softy and just like so. Like, she had a couple of, you know, Miranda moments. But most of the time, she was like, tears in her eyes or so it seems and she's just like so reflective and like weak honestly and and half the way the queen that she is is really overacting is Andy and it's like Andy outside of being you know that bootstraps writer with a sense of tenacity justice you know 20 years later like she hasn't really changed at all like nothing's really like she's been journalisming for 20 years but like nothing like she's not developed at all no one really is um I just thought it was like so paper thin it was like they wrote the movie begins and like runway wrote an article they wrote up a brand that like wound up having like bad ethical practices sweatshops etc and the brand's name was like speed fashion and it's oh it's supposed to be like fast fashion but like why would you it's called speed fashion and so then it's like this huge scandal that they like wrote up the brand and they didn't know about the the bad practices and they gave them like a glowing review and then it turned out they had all these bad practices and like run waist into tanking because they wrote up like what this bad article that hardly reads those articles that are articles all the time about like is it having a boyfriend is embarrassing like everything they do no one no fans of people don't go to vote for the journalism like they want pictures and if they wrote up an article about a brand that turned out to like you sweatshop labor like no one would really be paying attention they would know that and be like tell me brand that doesn't use sweatshop labor like I don't know I just felt like and so they have to bring in Andy sacks just you know journalism is not a good I'm saying my thing was better no and then the big like you know plot development because like the I don't want to give away too much of the book or the movie but like they need to like get someone to buy the company oh yeah and it was just like the assistance trying to get someone to buy the company it was ridiculous I think my plot is so much better I I thought that this was the plot the whole time was that like maybe Miranda falls into like a scandal or something like you know she has a tweet or whatever and um no no that's not what it was it was that just Andy gets a job where she has to profile Miranda so she's like shadow Miranda basically go back to her old job for like a month yeah yeah but like the characters were just not to help the only thing that was good in what was not clean for Diana no she was not but um Simone from Bridgeton she was the best one really who does she play she plays Miranda's first assistant oh that's nice to hear and she was just so sharp and I liked her the best and that's like she just came out of the song that was the only like redeeming part of this movie that could have been I don't know an SNL sketch was like watching Miranda try and like navigate in this whole world it was like that's funny and they tried you know and but they won't actually make like insulting jokes right they they tried their best um and that's like a funny premise but that was just a small bit of the movie and not at all the whole thing um and the whole thing was just slipped through my fingers nothingness and like for such a budget and then I'm pretty sure there were a lot of celebrity cameos because they kept like panning to like all these different people what I know I do they weren't I'm a purveyor of pop culture and like even the models like where was Kendall they talked about Kendall but like today where were the models were in there I don't know I you know they had like no one major no one major a couple like mids but like it wasn't and then Lady Gaga was in it oh really yes she was like fighting with Miranda it was such a weird scene it was like I understood what they were trying to do like they Lady Gaga had to perform for their event they obviously don't have any money and so Nigel Stanley Tucci like told her if you don't do it like we'll never put you on the cover again so she sees Miranda and hates her and is singing her song what song did she sing? Shape of a woman that was written for the movie also all of the music was original for the movie so there was no like iconic moments set to music exactly this is what I want to be said Lee suddenly I see so like the songs like weren't iconic um yes even like it's been almost a year or no Monday the May it's been a couple months since the movie came out of the music and none of the music is a little things are familiar to me like the Lady Gaga Shape of a woman but none of the music was obviously majorly successful there was like so much hype and build up for the movie but only until it came out I didn't really see a lot of praise or critiques for the actual film I think it was probably just like fun to see everyone together and like yada yada yeah and I'm glad that I watched it like with all the fanfare down like not in theaters or anything I just like was able to just did I enjoy this movie and I'm like this movie is very stupid yeah and it's like they don't know how the internet works but it's 2026 you know what I mean or like how social media works and then Andy just like starts being the features editor and just starts like writing a bunch of articles and I just want to say Andy becoming the features editor is so incongruous with the Andy that we know she would never and so she's just writing all these articles and like sitting at her desk writing it's like on her first day like what are you writing and cracking up like she works late that night like typing typing what are you typing do you just got your email setup yeah right that's funny just like what um how was the story today they're good little bits and bobs like nothing nothing like it's so August no no but it's like cute stuff and so like there's probably 10 stories I could have chose I chose five so maybe like you know the other half you guys would have one to hear sorry maybe try again tomorrow try again tomorrow all right well let's dive in without further I do that do that do it is time for the festive 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I'm going to feel sick. Yeah, she looks gorgeous. Like literally like Princess Diana. I love her. Okay, our first story, the other Princess Diana of our time Kylie Jenner shared a look inside. Her 29th birthday party that was star-studded and themed Princess Kitty. Two notable absences. Stas and Courtney and Timothy. Well, he could have been there. Yeah, he could have been there. So Kylie gave fans a peek into her star-studded 29th birthday bash with a play. 29, especially even 30. I hate her with a playful Princess Kitty theme. Her birthday is today. Happy birthday, Kylie. I know you're a toaster. I'm wishing you all of the best on your big day, you are queen. And she had like a big bash with friends at her house. The usuals were there. Kindle, Kim, cool, lowie, no Courtney, no Stas. Iris was there. People are freaking because like, Stas is in. She's on this like whirlwind Euro trip with Alex or all they've been together. I guess they met like a couple of weeks ago on that Allo brand trip. And they must have really q-necked it because they've been hanging out so much ever since they keep like going on these trips and extending them and just like hopping around. And so a lot of people feel that like maybe she's traded in Kylie for Alex. I don't think she's traded in. She's out of the country, like. Yeah, but I do think it's like a little weird. I mean, the thing is about Stas, like she is where she is because of Kylie. And like you kind of have to fly home for her birthday, sorry. Yeah, where you just don't plan a trip around the time. With your best friend and sister's birthday. Yeah, no, if I'm Kylie, I'm definitely like a little. Yeah, like why would Stas ever be on that Allo brand trip? Because of Kylie, like, it all roads. I guess it's just like a twin at home birthday party. It turned out to be like a big affair because everything is. Because people are posting pictures and it's like really cute. But it was just like an evening. A low-key summer bird in Kylie's house. Stas does that all the time. Kylie's house is on the market. Yes, she's moving because she built a new house. I really don't like that house that she lives in. It was like such a big deal when she bought her. Remember, because when it was in Beverly Hills, not Calabasas. So it's like, oh, she hates her family. Two was $40 million. She had just become a billionaire. And it's like a bunker. It's so modern. Yeah, everything is cement. Yeah, I just hate that look. I'm so curious to see what this style will be of her next home. That she's built from the ground up. And is that one in Hidden Hills? I'm going to say yes. Because why would it not be? Yeah. So I'm going to go with that. And if it's not, I don't want to know. Because I want to believe that she's living next to Kim and her mom. Of course. Because Chloe and Chris's houses are those houses done the ones that they built next to each other? Yes, they've been living there. Remember, she said, Chris, that viral sound when she shows her her China room? Oh, that's from that house? Yes, for sure. Positive. OK, OK. Like that's the dream. Yes, her hosting room. Yeah, I wonder where Kylie is. I feel like it's there. So I'm really curious to see what the style is like now, because also her first house, the style was so cute with her. So bright dining chairs, like she really was a taste maker. Yeah, and this house is just like, it's a personal. It doesn't feel like Kylie, you know, it's just like a nice house. That's like so L.A. Yeah, even like her kitchen, and we got to see a little bit of it in these photos. It's just yeah, and she's so pink and girly like. Yeah. Even though like maybe this next house is the one she'll share with Timothy. Yeah, but like, I think it will be like homey. It better, and also like that house, if you've ever seen it from above, like it doesn't have a backyard. It's just like literally like a prison yard. Like it has cement walls. Like it's fortress. It's insane. It's like stormy needs a yard. Yeah, but I feel like it serves her in this time. She also moved there like during COVID, I think. Yeah, so she got to be in a fortress. And do you want a backyard in COVID? Like was not the whole thing? Yeah, she probably has a backyard somewhere. She doesn't. I'm telling you like there's no land. That's why the swirlies live in Calvassas like because it's desert. Yeah, whatever. Not the valley, the valley. Whatever, I don't know. But like how Courtney has those huge yards and of course they look at the mountains. The mountains. I got my terrain. It's in the valley of the mountains. Or is it on the peak? It's in the desert of the valley. I think it's higher ground. That's beautiful. I think they look down. The valley is down. The valley is down as the valley with the mountains. They're in the peaks, not the valleys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're up. They're looking down on every road. Yeah, they're looking down. So it looks really fun. And cute, you know, all the OGs were there. Hailey Bieber, Devin Lee, Carlson. She had this like gemstone cake. I didn't quite understand the theme. Actually, when I was looking at the photos, I felt the theme was pink. Like it was princess Kitty and there was like a, all her friends made up with the, there was like the bikini. The cat and the cat cake. But the bikini, the bottom said meow, meow, meow. Like pussy is the theme? I don't know. The whole thing felt like an inside joke that I'm not a part of. Yeah, because it was like a low-key friend's birthday. I felt very much on the outside, which I am. Yeah, and when they point that out, you know. Like I just felt like I'm not a part of this. There was nothing that I could understand. Yeah, yeah. And the bow was and everything. I don't princess Kitty, what's that? I think that's her cat, huh? I think her cat was the theme. That would be like, you have that like white cat. That would be like if you had a party themed Romeo. Which would never happen. Margot would have a magnolia themed party. 1000%. Magnolia almost met her end this morning because she ran out of the house like when I opened the front door and I just didn't have it in me to go get her. So it's like, you know what, you want to go? Go. Here's your chance. And Margot wasn't home to save her. So like, seriously, if she hadn't come back, I was leaving her there. Yeah, I think it's fenced in. We'll see. No, but she came in, she wanted to come in the car. So we let her think she wanted to come on the podcast. We let her think she was coming in the car. She's something so we scooped up that rat. We scooped it right up. Which means that Margot's here, you guys. Isn't that a special little treat for us? Miss Margot. Margot did something she had to leave on Saturday. I don't know if I can say what she was doing. I don't think you can. She was doing something like I almost, because Margot, you guys don't know like she's like a very like high powered fashion job. I mean, she works with like lots of celebrity talent. And I almost went with her on Saturday. She said that I could because she like, she does a lot of cool stuff. Like, I don't need to go to it. But this one, like, I kind of needed to go. Jackie and I almost went, not Jackie. And I was never going, but like she did invite me. She said I could like pretend to like, you know, do craft services. I should have left. But I think what would you actually do all day? I know. And it's like a four hour drive just for me to sit there. And then you have to be like, hi, I'm like, I have to pretend that I'm not also a celebrity. Yeah, not like I'm on my podcast. Yeah, right. Yeah, but you guys will find out soon like who she was with and like why we almost want. Yeah, yeah, yeah, much space. Watch it. Are you ready for our next story? Michael B. Jordan and Ray are sparking romance rumors during a six-flag outing. So Michael B. Jordan and Ray, the singer she sings. Maybe. Where the hell is my husband? She's just like so feminine. Like she's so swirly. I love her. She's so talented. And you know, she's an independent artist. She's like one of the most successful independent artists. She does not have a label. I didn't know that. Which is just like a super impressive. Well, in a viral photo shared on social media, the duo boarded what appeared to be a roller coaster with Ray smiling at Michael B. Jordan. In a viral clip on TikTok, they conversed from behind protective handlebars on another ride as fans looked on. This is crazy because like you take your girlfriend to six flags. Like I would never go with a god of six flags unless like he's in love with me because like, 'cause I know I'm about to get you to throw up and you eat like a piece of my hair. This is not a first, second, third, fourth or even fifth date. So these two are getting married. I didn't know that. I'm so happy. But don't you feel like there's like this coordinated. effort in Hollywood to like make six flags great again. And like maybe this is just a part of it. 'Cause like every headline it's like at six flags. Not like Adam Musman Park on a roller coaster. Like there's a lot of six flags branded placement. And didn't Travis Kelsey become like the CEO of-- - And his big idea was to put Michael Jordan and Ray on a roller coaster. - I mean, we're talking about it. Everyone's talking about it. - I guess, but I'm gonna, I'm just gonna be like-- - Knife. - Knife about it. And operate as if there are a couple doing couple things which I would like that because I'm like really, I feel bad for Michael B. Jordan. Like he's reached this like level of desperation. - Oh, what do you mean? - Like every time there's a pretty girl in reality show, it's like Michael B. Jordan's like-- - Like in their comments. - Like Michael B. Jordan, you are the most eligible man in the world. - He doesn't know. - Why are you doing all that? - He was linked to Sierra, even though I don't think that was real. - It's so-- - Andrina. - Andrina, and it's like, you could just ask them out on a date. Like he's acting like a guy who can't get a date. - Yeah, yeah. - It's so weird. Like any time there's a beautiful girl in reality show, they're like Michael B. Jordan, like-- - Maybe it's just like kind of like a-- - They weren't saying Brad Pitt. Yeah, no, I think he likes it. - But he's a lot of time around Instagram. I think he's like chronically online. And he likes Instagram photos of pretty girls and like gets himself in trouble. He doesn't realize like this girl's on my line. - He's like hope social media. - Yeah, right. I think that's what it is. And honestly, I think that Ray is such a pivot. She's like a serious woman. - She's the type of woman you marry for a husband. - Right. She doesn't like dress provocatively. She's actually like a very mature, almost conservative woman. So I feel like if they're dating-- - She's white feet material. - Yes, if they're dating and they're going to six flags, I have to imagine that like things have already progressed. - Well, I love that for that. - Me too. - I truly do. So he can get out of the Instagram feed. - Your husband is coming. - So good. - Yeah, and it's to get off his phone majorly. Like-- - That shit is strong. - He's always strong. - Whenever the time comes. - Was it not, is this the year for it? - I don't know. - I wasn't nominated last year 'cause I would've voted for it. - Yeah, there's, you would've voted for it. - Like in our toast course-- - Of course, I'm probably more okay. - Is there a, I feel like there was, oh, a man I need is also, I think. - But was that last year, I feel like she won. - All right, make it up now. - Yeah, she performed. - She did. - Did she win song of the year? 'Cause I feel like those two songs came out at the same time. - Yeah. - So maybe Ray lost. - And maybe there was no nomination for where she has been, though there should have been. - Absolutely. - That's a great song. - Um, yeah. So I'm gonna like not put too much pressure on this relationship and I sort of need to work. - Yeah, no, I'm really excited for it. And a lot of times, Michael will be Jordan, you're right, like with the Instagram, and he also just gets linked to people a lot. And I don't feel like he has been in a real relationship since Lori Harvey. And I feel like that was a really good relationship. And it was like, like the fact that it didn't work out makes me think he is the problem. 'Cause like, that's the perfect woman for you. Like what are you doing? - So I'm just like, I don't wanna be negative, but like I feared that like maybe he's not serious. - Perhaps, I guess his Instagram behavior is like not serious. - Doesn't make us think all these things. - But dating Ray, like that's the type of woman you choose when you're serious. - Yes, agree. - Are you ready for our next story? - Number three. - Yes. - It was a big weekend for the stars of "Off Campus." - Oh my god, I know. - They were all reunited because "Ella Bride" performed a suki water house. - And she performed "Girl I Used To Be" or whatever that song is called. - The original song from "Off Campus." - From the pop showcase? - Yeah. - A suki water house sang pop showcase. - I listened to it a little bit, but I didn't. - Suki water house sang the pop showcase. - Is that crazy? - I'm not okay. - They didn't sing a suki song. I was like, I wonder what song they sang. 'Cause like, what is the convergence of these two? - So I started listening with sound 'cause I'm like, are they gonna sing a suki song? This would be a fun for a cover. And I didn't recognize it. - Girl I used to be. Girl that I am. Whatever that song is called. It would be the girl like you. - Yeah, "Garret the Girl." - Well, see, I wanna be the girl like you. - I actually, during that time, I think on one of the days, I watched like two episodes of "Off Campus," like I just was craving that feeling. And I watched like the Thanksgiving episode and one other one. It's just like, seriously, the best show on TV. And I'm just like, I'm so excited for season two, even though I did find out what happens with "Bomax" well. Like, I'm engaged so heavily into "Off Campus" Twitter. It's all over my TikTok. I was never gonna like, remain. - Yeah. - So I'm like annoying, but whatever. Now I'm thinking maybe I'll read the alien, Dean book. - Yeah. - I've heard it's very good. I heard this like a big scene. It's like, "Call Dean." I don't even know what that means, but. - Oh my gosh. Well, then all the whole cast went to support her. They're like, really close. I saw this report on "Dumaw." That like, this is like, the industry is obsessed because this is like, they are the tightest cast. There's no beef. They're all friends with each other. Like, they're obsessed with how famous they're getting. They're not competitive with one another. They're like, lifting each other up. - Yeah, the "Dumaw" report was like kind of weird. - Yeah, which is so different. I want to say friends got together. Like, they filmed every day for years. These people got together for two months. - 10 episodes. - And like, then they don't have to be together again. - But also like, friends, like, that's why when you, when you didn't watch off campus at first, it's because like, at the time, there weren't a million other shows that friends was competing with. Like, they were one-of-one. Off-Cab is, like, really popular. And it honestly has remained popular in culture for longer than other shows do. And so, they are bigger and I think better than a lot of the viral shows. But like, they are one-of-a-thousand. - Yeah. - Although they are, they are the moment right now. - Yes, they are. Now I'm happy to see them everywhere being friends. Everyone's supporting Ella and her big night. - Stop, it's so cute. - You're forming with Suki. - Except Garrett wasn't there. I saw he was in, he went on stage doing something with the dancing, like, let's see. - Were we ever scarred? - Yeah, I saw him at an event, like, I'm sure he did. He was, like, on Saturday night. Like, some of you pulled him on stage to do that weird little dance he does. And like, while I-- - By the way, he never really did the dance in the show. - Yeah, okay, by the way, yes, he did. I watched the drunk Shakespeare episode. I watched it this weekend. - But that wasn't like an iconic scene. - It wasn't even Bill Maughan. - That was not an iconic scene. - No, it wasn't. But he just like had to dance for his life. And he did that. - No, but like, he barely danced and then like, he like shook his sushi a little bit. Like, I didn't-- I was like, is that the dance? The kid Leroy? Are you gonna be okay? - No, no, aren't you gonna be okay? Like, stop. I'm talking about something else. Who pulled him up? - I'm trying to find it. Search TikTok. - I am, I am, hold on, news, Bill Maughan. - Oh. - Was it the trust in my campaign at the New York City pop-up? No, I saw him doing something over the weekend. I'm like being s-- It's like dumb, I don't know why. Sort my date. All right, ignore me. - Yeah. - Nada? - No. - Okay. - Maybe I just like-- - Maybe I was in your dreams. - You know I dream about Karakram often. I have a dream about him on Friday. - Karakram. - I love him. - Him. - Are you ready for our fourth story? - Ugh. - I know. - No, I'm not. No. It's sort of got a gram in Jason. 'Cause who would you say is the real-life Karakram? That's a good question. Oh, Jack Hughes. - Yeah, okay. And also, I'm so glad we're talking about this 'cause I just had something crazy I found out about Tim McRae. - Okay, after the-- - After the word from today's sponsors. Today's episode is brought to you by Quince. Does anyone else feel like August? Is this Sunday of summer? - Well, it's a perfect time to hit reset before the Autumn rush. - Uh-oh. - Don't go for me. - Erica. - And for us, a reset always starts with a wardrobe. So, Quince proves that you don't need a crowded closet to look incredible. You just need the right pieces. And Quince specializes in effortless high-quality essentials like ultra-soft, organic cotton, premium mongolian cashmere spiders. 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You can go out, go to the barbecue, you can live your life, you can go to a restaurant. Also if you want to do it with a GLP1, which I highly recommend, you can do that through Weight Watchers, but also the program itself works without a GLP1. With or without, they've got you covered. Don't miss out on anything this summer. Join the Weight Watchers Core Plus program for weight loss support that fits into your relapse. You can enjoy summer while still hitting your goals. Go to WeightWatchers.com/toast to get a special offer for our listeners. That's WeightWatchers.com/toast for a special offer. Thank you, special, Tertfer. You're welcome. Okay, so Tate, McCry, and Jack Hughes have reported to be split up. So, Tate McCry. I got some to you, so why? Oh, I can't wait to hear it. Tate McCry, Canadian Pop, Super Star, New Jersey Devil, Center Jack Hughes, and Star Olympian USA hockey team have officially called it quits. Page six can confirm, and the split appears to be iceier than a hockey ring. So, they hear both sources from Hughes said that he ended the relationship because he started seeing red flags. They added that he has already moved on and started dating with other people. Meanwhile, sources close to her said that it was she who put the plug. Well, I heard he saw the Neutrogena video and was so upset and offended that he broke up with her. That's what I heard. What are you two here? No, I didn't hear anything, but I actually found out about her Neutrogena thing, which I want to talk about in one second, but let me just comment on this really quickly. I feel that they never were spotted together. So, for me, my life doesn't change. I only heard of him when he lost his tooth and scored the goal and brought, you know, great pride to America. And I was like, oh, who is this cutie from New Jersey? I think he's Jewish, like love. And then he used to be Canadian girl. And you know what? I was like, okay, whatever. She's pop stars like, that's fine. But yeah, I'd be lying if I didn't say like I wanted him with an American. Oh, wow. It's about the nationality for you. A little. He's like an American hero and he comes home with this Canadian girlfriend. And like, Canada's one of our biggest ops in the Olympics for cat for hockey. They're really good. So imagine how he felt. Like if he could put his hockey differences aside, but you can't, the girl would never watch hockey day in her life. I watch off campus. So I watch off campus. Yeah. No, they were never like, I know that they've been dating since I found out who he was. Like I've known the whole time that he was dating. Right? I've never once seen them at an event or at a picture. So it's never felt that serious to me and maybe because I didn't want it to be so serious. But like, it's just like that. You're doing all these events. Her too. And it's like your boyfriend's out there for you. That's not serious. That's not a real relationship. I agree. Yeah. She like went to some of these games, I think, like here, hiding in a box. Like that doesn't care. They're spotted like walking 60 to part. It's giving like COVID. And then over here, they're laughing while they're walking in the same day. The same day. There's little ones that he went on one walk. Yeah. No. For me, like, I'm fine with this. Very much fine. That's like two eligible that are now on the list. She loves to dabble in hockey culture. I feel like she's going to date Belmont. Come out. She's Canadian. Yeah. Right. She's in the day. Belmont like a hockey player because now they all just like they have to get training for like skating. Yeah. Got it. No, what I heard about her, Neutrogena. So this was not like a one off deal with Neutrogena. She has like a very long partnership. She gets paid $10 million a year from Neutrogena. She must be in commercials. Like I never will see them. But she's one of the bases like how he'd empathetically was even longer. And this was obviously a part of her list of deliverables. And I don't know. I don't know. So that's all you heard. $10 million. And like that's the effort you're putting in. Yeah. And honestly, the video came up for me again this weekend and I studied it. Like not there are so many things, but it's not lost on me that she's like doing this grift from a private jet. Like it's almost poetic. Like Karl Marx would be dying. Like it's insane. Yeah. It's insane. You can't make this shit up. No. And I need people to not stop talking about this. People are like, because one of our videos talking about it went so viral. People are like, it's something serious. It is. Unfortunately, it is that serious. I will never stop talking about this. And I was like very much like an ambivalent tape McCray. I was not a fan. I was not a hater. Like I'm kind of becoming a hater. It's just the refusal to let the products touch your hand. So for a brand, you are like, you have a year's long ambassadorship, but this is like a one off Instagram deal. No, no, you are a global face of the company. Say to influencers. Like, oh, you don't, you don't use that product every day, but like you, you can't say like they didn't use it in the video. Insane, you know, it's just deceitful. Yeah. And I personally, I'm a large scale. I'm so glad you're agree with me. Because it's a large star. It's a large brand. It's a large partnership. It's, you know, and when you just think about the rounds of approvals, like, it's offensive to our culture. You know, it's insane. So, you know what? Like I'm glad her man broke up with her because of it. And I'm kidding. Also, like to be fighting with your reps about like who broke up with you, that's like really immature and yucky. Because like even if you guys broke up, like you got a little respect and just be like, you don't work out. People always give like bullshit reasons. Our schedule. If you was lying. Yeah. One of you was lying. Because he saw red flags. I feel like, yes, something happened. Yeah. Kind of like me to know why I need to know. Yeah. And it's like, who's gonna date next? Very eligible hockey player. Like, there are no, I know people are gonna get mad. Like, but I'm sorry, if you are a hockey fan, like you have to acknowledge it's not like the most popular sport. And there aren't like a lot of hockey players whose name, like we're famous. Like name a hockey player. Jack Hughes. Name a hockey player. Not Quim Hughes, the brother. They say John Cue. Now hockey player. Current. Do you think of the boys jerseys? I know one. TJ O'She. And I only know that because his wife is a star. There's someone in the oilers with last name, Steen. You're kidding. What's the oilers? That's out of real. Oilers. What Ed Minton? Canada. Is that NHL? Yeah. Canada places. Like I said, so it's not like a crazy. No, wait, it is super popular. We're just like, we don't consume it. No, I didn't say it wasn't popular. It's not mainstream. It is. It's not. It is. You guys name a hockey player. If it was not toast stream. It doesn't mean it's not mainstream. When we talk about, like, like bleeding into the mainstream, like dating celebrities, like there's not a lot of that. Like carry underwood date, sack, eye, mic, Fisher, but I don't think he plays anymore. Hillary Duff. Hillary Duff's ex. Who's the name we don't know? My comery. Okay, my comery also doesn't play anymore. Nobody's like, like I'm sorry, the celebrity's aren't dating hockey players. Like, it is what it is. Maybe the celebrities aren't. No. That doesn't mean that hockey is not mainstream. That actually is exactly what it means. No, it's not. Hockey is not mainstream, but not because the celebrities aren't dating. It's a part of it. It's a part of it. Okay. Are you ready for our so much of what we know about like football and basketball. It comes from celebrity culture. Yes. It's definitely a gateway for women. Sorry, not to be binary. Yeah, for sure. That's why we don't really think about hockey because no celebrities are dating them. I guess. Everybody knows about football because of Travis. I just feel like that's not true. We knew about football before Travis. We did because we're not like other girls. And this is. Yeah, but that was like a huge lie. Yeah, if Taylor did the hockey player would bring it to like another level, but like just like Olivia Colpo and Haley Stein felt like there's so many entries from pop culture into sports, but not hockey. Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's not. But off campus is helping. Yeah. And the team USA winning and like junior league hockey is more popular than ever before. Like more in sports. I bet hockey is really popular. It has like probably better ratings. But I'm talking about in mainstream culture. It's not. Okay, we were tired. popularity. No. I said pop. Pocky is popular. I'm talking about mainstream. Hockey's totally popular like as a sport. Okay. But when it comes to like relevance, it's giving a relevant. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Some I think toasty lion's nominee news. Okay. Jennifer Terry for Carl's Jr. Oh my god. Yes. This happened on Friday right after we wrapped which I was annoyed because I wanted to talk about it. So Jen from this season of Love Island. If you watch the season of Love Island, she is the news. She got to call she is a what's where I'm looking for like getting a Carl's Jr. commercial is like a real notch in your bedside like it's a huge thing to get it to huge accomplishment and like this random girl from love you know I mean she's this random girl from love Island like I liked her. Nobody else seemed to she went home like not early but she wasn't top four or even top five. It's a real slight when you know like historically what the bodies of Carl's Jr. girls look like she is very va va vroom Kate opt-in. So it's perfect. I'm surprised that people from Carl's Jr. like were that innovative. No, she's sort of like crushing post island life like she has a million followers. Her social media is high quality. She is also a model so she just like takes amazing photos and she did like a collab with Papa bagels and she's really like milking this in like a I don't know just she's crushing the brand deals and like collaborations and content. Oh last night was like the love island red carpet reunion thing. Yeah like the is the reunion out. No. Okay. So what is it like a premiere or do they go to film it and they had a red carpet like they went to film it here. That's crazy. They have a red carpet for a filming like is that what that was. I don't know. It was this huge red carpet look like the Met Gala. So it's there. Oh my god. You know what? I saw that girl get out of the car and I was like oh she must be from the early like I don't remember her. It was sold with longer hair. Wait go back to soul with hair. I need to see more. That legit looks nothing like her. Yeah. Soul. Hair is like everything. Kenzie and Dylan still together. Jen looks amazing. I actually didn't see these photos. Me neither. A lot of the love island cast. I feel like those fake couples stay together for the reunion because if they don't like they just give a lot of answer. Yeah. And I think a lot of them don't want to. Trinity looks amazing. Since Sears hair was back it was in braids like everybody was kind of doing different things with their hair. I thought that sincere. And you know who like got hotter out of the villa. Bryce. I never thought he was hot. He does look good. But he's another one. He models. And he doesn't have some face. Yeah. But he like didn't like dress well or like style himself well in the villa. Oh my god. But now when I see him I'm like always one of them like hottest guys there. Yes. Yes. For sure. Oh. Parvita looks great. Let me see Parvita. She's so Miami like. And she's still with Corbin. Yeah. So far. I mean I haven't seen a lot of Melanie and sincere. So that's only one I'm a little bit of a question mark about. But so far I believe all of the couples. Yeah. I feel like they sort of want you to not know so that like the reunion can like you please drop the bombshell that Melanie and sincere broke up. Like when you see her she's insane. Look at your boy Corbin. My boy. Is he my boy? Do I love him? You and Ben love him. Ben do Ben loves him. Oh. Here's your boy. There's my boy Sean. He really doesn't need to be there. He does not need to be there. Very nice of them to love him. Love his child. But nice of them to invite him. Yeah. Oh, there's the cost of boys. Who are these people? Oh right. I forgot about them. Oh my god. I can't believe this was one month ago. Like it actually feels like a year ago. Yeah. I want to see Kada. She looked bomb in this like brown glittery dress. Wow. Yeah. The Trinity looked amazing. Melanie looked insane. I have pictures of Melanie. You're like literally what are we doing? Oh, he or she. Very beautiful. Bomb shell. Okay. That got me excited for the reunion. Yeah. I'm not trying the reunion like I was every single episode I've gotten a break. And it's like sure. I just need to find out the Melanie and sincere broke up. They they too. I don't think that they did. Please. I need them too. I don't think they did. Which is interesting. Um, I know. Maybe she also doesn't want to have to answer for it. Like she will look so stupid. If they break up after she'll never have to answer for it. No. I think if she broke up with him right now, she could still have that like moment of televised choosing me. Yeah. And if she doesn't, it's going to be a painful reunion. Yeah. I actually think for her Q source, she like should pretend like she broke up with him. She doesn't give a fuck with people. She doesn't give her mom things like she doesn't care. But if she like she would have like a major viral moment if she showed up to the reunion single. Yeah. Kind of like sort of her last chance to break up with him with people caring. Yes. And like the for me at least like if you want one more soul ounce of respect for me, like now's your chance. No, I'm already done. I just declared that when the season ended, if she was still with him after like her mother and her sister were crying to her that I don't care when you break up with him. Like I don't mean out of it. You had your window of redemption. And the window was closed. I don't care what happened to the reason. So she can't like, but I just like, you know, all those people are like, Melanie, if you break up sincere, you got free tickets to baseball game. Oh, I feel that those offers have probably expired. No. If she is single, I think in those offers will still stand. Okay. But like she didn't do it when you guys asked. Right. But so the reunion, I think feels like you just said if she does ever three, yeah, you'll be redeemed. No, I didn't say she would be redeemed. I said, if you want one ounce of respect for me, like I like to, if you want to leave this journey with like people thinking you're not like the dumbest person alive, you could do it. But no, it's not a full redemption now. Okay. We'll see. We'll say whenever that comes out. I guess we'll leave that to look forward to. That's our show. Anything else? No. We need to. And then I need to decide what I'm going to watch next. Yeah, I also need a shard point. What was it? Shards. Have you been seeing it? No, I haven't. I have actually not seen one thing about it. It's coming out episodically. So I think it'll be a little burn. Okay. So maybe you do the shards. I'll cover Sterling Point. You had Hulu. I got part of it. 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Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. A feud erupted online when influencer Acquired’s wedding dress was mistakenly linked to Brielle Bierman’s TikTok post, sparking controversy over privacy and cultural appropriation.
  2. The host and co-host reflect on a chaotic, party-filled "swirly summer" weekend, highlighting joyful outdoor adventures, a memorable farm trip, and a lavish but expensive kosher ribeye meal.
  3. The conversation shifts to the show *Off Campus*, where cast members are praised for their unity and support, despite criticism of unlikable characters and offensive casting choices, like Mark Ruffalo’s son and a character with exaggerated armpit hair.

Summary:

The episode blends personal anecdotes and pop culture commentary, detailing a chaotic summer filled with beach trips, farm visits, and indulgent dining. The hosts reflect on their weekend adventures, including a memorable visit to a farm called "Nobody Knows" (later believed to be "Harbys"), where they enjoyed corn on the cob, pig races, and a vibrant atmosphere. A major cultural moment involves the viral backlash over influencer Acquired’s wedding dress, which was linked to Brielle Bierman’s TikTok post, sparking accusations of betrayal and privacy violations.

The hosts critique the show *Off Campus*, noting its strong cast camaraderie but criticizing its unlikable characters and stereotypical portrayals, especially of a lesbian character with exaggerated armpits. The hosts also express personal admiration for the show’s unique setting in Miscoka, Canada, while questioning its narrative depth and writing quality. The episode concludes with a mix of lighthearted humor, social media drama, and thoughtful commentary on allyship, celebrity culture, and authenticity in storytelling.

From the outrageous wedding dress controversy to the chaotic energy of summer, the show remains a vibrant, fast-paced exploration of modern life and entertainment.

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Acquired, a popular content creator, got married this weekend without posting any content or photos. This led to controversy when Brielle Bierman, a TikTok influencer, posted a TikTok showing her trying on a wedding dress that matched Acquired's. Fans immediately noticed the similarity, sparking backlash. Acquired felt her moment was spoiled, and Brielle claimed she didn't know the dress was used, leading to a public feud.

Brielle Bierman posted a TikTok showing her trying on a dress that closely resembled the one Acquired was wearing for her wedding. She claimed it was just a fun, casual post and didn't realize its connection to the wedding. The post quickly went viral, leading to accusations of cultural appropriation and spoiling Acquired's private moment.

Most influencers use their weddings as major content moments, posting real-time photos and videos. Acquired took a more private, low-key approach—no photos, no social media posts, and no real-time content—making it different from typical influencer weddings and sparking curiosity about her decision.

The host praised 'Off Campus' as one of the best shows on TV, noting the cast’s strong bond and mutual support. They are described as close friends who lift each other up, with no internal conflict, and the show has remained popular longer than many viral series.

Suki Waterhouse performed 'Girl I Used to Be' during the 'Off Campus' pop showcase. The performance was widely shared and celebrated, with fans noting its emotional connection to the show's themes.

The host criticized 'Devilware Sprouted' for being unrealistic, poorly written, and lacking depth. They felt the plot and character development were weak, especially in how it portrayed internet culture and journalism, calling it 'a piece of garbage'.

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