Episode 980 | "Take More Sauce"

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At Joe's baby shower, I came in dressed like a bummy teenager. They was like, yo, Flip. I wouldn't say bummy teenager. They say you like you just came home. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I wasn't dressed for the occasion. That may be true. And I tried to sneak in on the low, but shot, they caught me and yelled. Which is funny, because that was you dressed for the occasion. I'm like, oh, look at Flip. He had the pink on. He did. That's all the pink. He gave it a go. He gave it a try. He gave it a go. So, you know, I read your comments. I'm about to be 40, top of the year, so, in the middle of the year. So, I called my brother, Ish. I said, Ish, please, take me shopping. Oh, shit. And I spoke to Joe outside. I need to go shopping with you guys so I could just get a taste of what it is to be. Yeah, to dress my age. That's fire. Well, that's step one, being willing to, and open-minded to change. Mm-hmm. So, that's great. I don't have no joke. You gearing up for a joke. I'm happy you were there. You look great to me. So, I missed you, man. But, at some point. We didn't really miss him. We saw him pull up. We knew that was, I was like, that's flip. Yeah, we saw you pull up. But, we were leaving. We'd already, he was getting in our cars. Oh, what? Yeah. They didn't wait for you. I tried to sneak in, yo. I had an Uber, so my man was like. I just think that if it were me, like, I would almost feel like I'm doing a disservice to all the overweight people that ever existed. You know, you might be the very first unflagged, overweight dude. Seriously. Think about that for a minute. Heavy D, French Marguerite, big, any overweight dude normally to think and watch, because you was bigger, you was going to kill him on the charm and the appearance. But because you've been married so long, you just lost the charm and appearance. Which is funny, though, because when you clean up, like, yeah, step on these niggas one time. I got you. I got you. We're going to look into it. We're going to talk about it, man. But don't forget who you're talking to. Don't let me get in my ego bag. Right now, I'm in my humble bag, and I accept your praise. But that's the thing. You shouldn't have an ego bag and a fashion convo. I can't. You got to know which convos to pop it and which convos to listen and be mute. Because it ain't even the jeans that you have. What was those jeans? I got to go look at the jeans. They wasn't even, like, a clean, plain, blue jean. Like, them shits had the nerve to have, like, configurations and fucking fray. Get your laughs out. Get your laughs out. I ain't going to laugh at you, my brother. I'm not laughing at him, either. We're picking him up. I thought he looked good. I ain't going to laugh at you. The jeans were a little busy. The jeans were busy. And I did see the comments was letting Flip have it. Oh, really? They were. And I know that. Flip responds to. He reads comments. I don't respond to it. Yo, Flip only adjusts his life based off what comments say. Yeah. Like, there are some people out there that are like that. If the comments say something, that's when we got to fix our life. No. No, because sometimes you think it. Because we've been telling you. Yo. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. When I came here, you was like. Oh, I see. You was like, yo, Flip. Yeah, look at the jeans. You was like, Flip, you coming here and starting to kill shit. This is what you said. You actually accused me of stealing some of your sauce. You buying your house. Take more. No. Take more. Look, if you see your house, nigga, don't start with me, bro. Like, you matured into that. They're going to laugh at you. They're going to laugh with you. Don't start with me, nigga. But that's why I'm saying. Don't touch me neither now. I should be like a beacon of light. I'm one of the historically worst dressed people on the internet. So if I can change, and if I can do it. You just do solid colors and. You can do it. You can do it. I got you. I get it together. All right. I'm coming shopping with you. I'm going shopping with Ish. He want to do a little face and shit. Now, get me right, boy. I didn't say a word. Get me right. That's it. I didn't say nothing, dog. How are you brothers feeling? Feeling good. Feeling good, man. Real good. Good. Glad to hear that. Everybody looking good. Looking energized. I've been in bed since the baby shower. That's my first time getting up. What's going on? What happened? I mean, what happened? The fucking electric slide happened. How's Lex doing? Word. He probably slept the whole. Lex is great. 48 hours. Dance machine. Dance machine is good. He was going crazy. One half of electric slide. And putting me to bed. Got the nerve to be on Patreon talking about who want to fight. Nigga, the electric slide. I seen everybody up doing it. I was like, hey. You said a half. Half. Because I wasn't out there as long as them. Left, right? Oh, shit. Down. The down part changes at 45 and up. That little. That little. Forward. No, sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gave him a little shoulder. A little bomb. Just give him a little shoulder. No way they are down in the electric slide. No, sir. I didn't know that the electric slide was going to beat my ass like that. Nope. That was the end of that. That was as much dance as I was going to do. Thank God it wasn't a Latin baby shower. Oh, shit. They done tore my ass up. There was a little Latin set for a brief minute. Yeah. Yeah, that's when. That's when dance machine. I said the same thing. I said, look at Lex. As soon as the, as soon as the. That's his style. That's his, you know. He didn't learn none of that from me. South Carolina. Nobody all the way. Uptown though. Yeah. He learned. The Dominican side came out more. Giving mad information to people. My cousins coming up to me like, yo, you know what this mean? Your little man dancing like that. I said, what? Little nigga been outside. Oh, shit. Little nigga been at these parties. At 2 a.m.? He's in these gloves. That's his first baby shower. Yeah, he done. No, no, no. I do this, dog. Definitely not his first baby shower. The Dominican baby shower is a different one. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Shit, I feel like mine could have started a little earlier. I ain't going to hold you. Earlier? Or what later? I feel like that, but I'm old. She said the time for, what was the fucking time? Five. Five. Five to ten. Yeah. Something like that. And if it needed to extend, extension sounded like. Nigga. Needed to do what? We don't need to extend. Five to ten is fine. And then the event planner people talking about something, they trying to stall me. They trying to stall me and her because they want us to walk in and it be some grand entrance and everybody be there already. That's not the baby shower I come from. Right. I don't come from that. See, when you get here, dog. I like to be early host. That's you, though. That's you in general with any event. Dog, it's a baby shower. Yeah. Well, who the fuck is coming in? Anita Baker? Your family? Your family is coming in here. Is new edition coming? Who's coming here besides your family? Oh, man. Well, what else is going on here? It's not coming at 730. Nigga, no. I'm getting in the car. Nigga just dressed. Took me an hour to fucking zip this shit up her. Yeah, it was six o'clock. I was like, oh, that's, oh, them niggas here already. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah, he's just like. I went out motherfucking Tuesday. Had my suit tailor. Went out Tuesday. Tried to find me some nice shoes. Fucking found a good red bottom. Nice, nice, beautiful shoes. Of course, they don't have my size. I make them overnight. A day overnight. It comes Friday. But I don't track shit. So there's the stress of it. There's the shoe coming. Then the shoe comes. It's too small. Too small. Yeah, I couldn't walk in that move. I couldn't do nothing in that shit. Them shits, I probably should have ordered 11 and a half. But that's what I get for being out shopping by myself. You're supposed to walk in that move. You're supposed to do a size up with that. My fiance was definitely supposed to be with me. Oh, I bought two. Yeah, that's what I did for my wedding. I bought two. And whichever one don't fit, you take it back. I mean, if your dick is that big, which it wasn't that day for me. Just that day for me. I'm done chilling. I'll try my luck. I don't even understand what you're talking about. I'll try my luck. Them shoes was supposed to cost a little bit. That's what he's saying. Yeah. And I tell you what. And I'm returning them motherfuckers too. Oh, shit. And I'm returning them shit. The first just passed. Oh, you're kidding. You ain't going to wear them again? Oh, shit. No. I didn't wear them. Oh. Oh, he tried. Oh. Yeah, he tried to play me too. I didn't wear them. I didn't wear them. I wasn't going to get paid. Tags on them and shit. That ain't a good joke, but I wasn't even thinking that. And I'm not above that. I'm not above that. In my former life. I'll do that. In my former life. I've done it, man. I probably wouldn't do it today. But that day was recent. Wait, do what? Let me just make sure I'm just saying something. Buy something, wear it, and return it. Okay, yeah, no. All right. Because I'm going to return it with my cologne on it. I've done it before. No. I'm going to return it. gonna know. And then it's gonna be that awkward moment where we looking at each other. I let the air out. I did it by accident. I took it to the cleaners one time. That part too. And tell them, cleaner nigga, do not fuck up this little plastic piece right here. Cleaner be judging you like a motherfucker. I paid you. Do your job. Yo, that tag gonna go. That's why niggas used to love. Meticulously right back on that what? That's why niggas used to love Nordstrom's on the low. Not on the low, on the high. Yeah, it got secret got out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Nordstrom's and Bed Bath and Beyond, it was almost criminal. Yeah. The things you could do in there. Yo. I used to just test the chin by an $800 vacuum. Yo. $900. Costco. Costco too. Costco is the worst. Costco's the worst. Or the best. Costco's the greatest. It don't matter when you bought your shit. You can buy a TV from Costco seven years ago and take it back. And they gonna scan your card. Oh, you bought this here? Long as they can prove you bought it? Yes. Here you go. You don't gotta power up or nothing. Everything's proven cause you gotta always show your card when you check out. So your whole entire shopping history. Ain't Costco doing a crackdown on their cards and memberships? Yeah. Now, now. The crackdown now is just before you could just show the card and walk in. Yeah, yeah. Now you gotta scan it and they looking at your face. That's all. They make sure it's you. That's it. And before it used to be like if you didn't have a membership or nothing, they let you walk in and walk around. Now, you be like, I wanna purchase. No, you gotta go through this door. You can't go in the store no more. That's the shit. Like I can't give you my membership and you go. I know. I used to go in Costco's with my drivers. Shit, they wasn't looking at the ID at all. They didn't look. Yeah, they didn't care. But Nordstrom's, nigga, we was in college. Couldn't pay our rent. Ferragamo's going right back. That's how niggas got along in college. What? Baltimore, Towson? Sorry. Yeah, so yeah. No, we don't want to do that today. No. All right, let's see what's going on. Especially you. Nigga, not today, but I ain't above it. All right. That about saving the fucking world, bitch. Grow the fuck up. I tell the bitch I'm a superhero. That's why we can't link for real. She talking about you lying. Bitch, who the fuck lies about shit like that about saving the fucking world, bitch? Grow the fuck up. I tell the bitch. Oops, looped, sorry. Bitch, I'm a superhero, okay? Mic check, mic check, one, two, one, two, one, two. Good morning, good morning. So glad y'all could be here. So glad y'all could be here with us today. Shout out to wherever you might be listening from. Shout out to the patrollies, the subgroups, and all that. You know what I mean, the Clippers and all that. Ladies, the ladies, the ladies looking good. Shout out to y'all out there. And whatever hood you might be rapping right now. Don't you ever say that's the way it was. Happened so naturally. Big Jersey, Big Jersey, whenever you see me, you heard? Whole New York City, Connecticut, Boston and all that. Shout out to Big Jersey, whenever you see me, you heard? All that. Shout out to Boston, Rhode Island, Westchester and all that. Yes, sir. Now we fly through the stars. This night will last forever. Yeah. Good morning, good morning, good morning. I've been waiting for you. Y'all me and everybody out making that cup of coffee. I'm just about to leave. Everybody on their way to work right now. I heard your song. Yes, sir. I can feel my heart beating faster every dawn. Whole Philadelphia, Pennsylvania out there. Ohio, Ohio, what's poppin' out there? ♪ Now we're flyin' through the stars ♪ ♪ I hope this night lasts forever ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ Everybody in the colleges out there Shout out to the professors, the teachers and all that Everybody on vacation out there Anybody pregnant Anybody at a baby shelter? All the DJs out there. Yo, First Choice did his thing. First Choice did his thing. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. He did his thing out there. Shout out to First Choice. Yes, sir. Shout out to all the chefs out there. Everybody at the airport, everybody on the road, in traffic. N***a! Alright man, let's get right to it. Everybody in Chicago and all that, whole Detroit, North Carolina, South Carolina and all that. Everybody in Florida. Let's go! Everybody in the National out there. London, what up? -Germany, what up? -♪ I'm feelin' most like treasure ♪ -Ingo! -♪ I'm feelin' most like treasure ♪ -♪ Ain't nobody ♪ -All right, man. -♪ Nothing better ♪ ♪ Feelin' better, feelin' better ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody ♪ -♪ Feelin' better, feelin' better ♪ -♪ Ain't nobody ♪ -♪ Ain't nobody, ain't nobody, ain't nobody ♪ -♪ Ain't nobody ♪ -♪ Nothing better, ain't nobody, ain't nobody ♪ -Let me get this applause rockin' for the best broadcast in the universe hold up let me get these drops out the way right quick no joe button And flip in the building. What episode is this? 980. Oh, wait. Why am I doing and flip? I'm from the web and nitty-gritty. That's the network. Yeah, I'm bugged out for a minute. My bad, my bad. I told you, I just got out of bed. Welcome to episode 980 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by Fueled by Power by Prize. Big prize, big gang. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, extremely happy to be here. Host Joe Budden here with the most amazing cast in the universe, starting to my right. Queens, get the money. Queens, flip in the building. Flip, how you doing, bro? I'm doing good. I'm feeling good. I'm here. Good, good. Next to him, we have Philadelphia's finest, our good brother, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill in the building. Mark, what's good, man? Hanging in there, man. Good, good. We absolutely love that. Next to him, Mr. Thousand Doors and Up. We got Ish in the building. Ish, what's up with you? I'm great. So are you, sir? Good. Couldn't be better. Couldn't be better. Next to him. Stop playing with him. Mr. Take It Further himself, Big Freeze in the building. Freeze, how are you, man? I'm great, man. How y'all doing? Good. We love that. We love that. And we got Elmira's finest, Big Parks in the building. We got Poe in the building. Corey's in the building. Tanner is here by remote, but Savon is here. Erickson is here last, but most certainly not least, each and every one of you very important people out there and some unimportant people that have some time to look at some content, man. How's everybody doing? Good, man. Just a quick time check, Joe. It's episode 980. That means we got 20 episodes to make a decision. Make a decision on? Oh, really, 19, right. Yeah. About episode 1,000. 10 weeks. 10 weeks, man. We got big things to consider. I just don't want it to slip away and we rush. You know what I'm saying? Oh, okay. We got flights to book. We got venues to secure. You know, there's a whole catering. I mean, getting to the catering and all of this. I mean, it's in the dancers. I mean, it's a lot. He's just named mad shit. Why'd you just assume dancers would be there? Oh, man. Think about expectations, man. If you don't set them too high, disappointment won't get too crazy. Yeah, it's creeping up. It's creeping up, isn't it? At some point, I should pay some mind to what that should look like. You know, fucking daughters. Right. You know, kids. Outsource it. I'll write it up. I'll send you what we're going to do. I'll meet with the team. We'll huddle up, me and Ice, me and Ish, and we'll tell you what the show will look like. Who's going to pay? Pardon me. Nigga. Pardon me. Not us. We're planning it. Got you. You know, bring in some fucking political strippers. Oh, brother, hey. You want to hear my public policy? Lisa Vans Bottoms. Lisa. That's a nice skirt. Oh, my God, man. But, yeah, no, at some point we should think about what that looks like. Be on the balloons. There'll be balloons, obviously. Of course, there'll be balloons. Oh, man. Yo, speaking of balloons, I can't lie. Yo, Freeze, yo. Yo, the balloons. Holy shit, Freeze. I didn't see it. I didn't see it in real time. You didn't see it? No, I didn't see none of that, man. But in the video? That video was fucking hilarious. That video was crazy. It looked worse. I thought it was like AI or like sped up or something. It wasn't. That was Freeze on the floor wiggling, trying to pop the balloon or trying to get it out. Yo, they had us doing baby shower activity. and events that's how it started I thought it was going to be like first day they had us nobody the guys got up no no no they got a microphone no no no we're going to tell the truth thank you Rim did that shit Rim ran over it's always you come on you I started with that and Rachel to be fair I didn't even hear them I know Rim ran over to you and then said come here I'm like she didn't even have to come here too because I was like we needed 10 guys and only like 5 came up right we were all too cool for that shit we were trying to be right and that's when Rim stepped in like yeah no no you're going you're going and once you're going we're going and so the first activity was a competition where it was basically all the activities we had to have the balloon under our shirt and y'all know my clothes attire isn't really built for anything for sure I could barely take my shirt the world knows I was wearing dress clothes I was also not built for that you were like I am everyday you know like tight Palestine knows everybody knows I can't free nothing in this shit you know Ice had his sweater on but we still all like it was tough but we had to line up with each other with the balloon and then we were playing a game of head shoulders knees toes basically whatever they say you do supposed to be standing up they was cheating I'm about to tell you alright thank you then they put a cup in front of us so we're lined up belly to belly and then whatever they say you're supposed to do and at some point they're going to say cup and then you got to reach down grab the cup and pick it up from the person across from you sounds fun until your belly is touching the other person's back no no no we're not in your space we're belly to belly but there's a couple factors here one people cheating people standing on the ground instead of standing up but more importantly we had two um HGH taking D1 athletes D1 athletes D1 athletes defensive players yeah who who do that that's their the life they took it as a personal when this motherfucker started putting his riding his leg back like he's like what you doing like fucking Reggie White in 96 I was like this can't be good for me nah he almost took Mark's entire entire knees he almost took his knees clean out from under I thought he was Grayson Allen the first ride I was going against Imani right Imani ain't taking that we both was like it's fun it's a game it's a baby shout I should have walked off there was process of elimination yeah like it went from like 10 to the next time I had I had your son your stepson's friend Amari Amari he's like 6'4 yeah solid 220 all muscle and he took this shit serious but you're competitive what do that mean when you lined up against the fucking I was I wanna hear oh yeah no I took it as a challenge for a minute then once he hit the ground he started cracking his knuckles and shit I was like you don't there's no activity you need to crack your knuckles for at a baby shout at all yo he's fucking doing the chest peck shit I'm like yo alright this is a problem then I was doing okay with the head shoulders I was just happy to be touching the right body parts at the right time same same and can reach him yeah I was against Naeem he was very fucking fast they were good with like positioning too like yes they knew how to like position their body to do all this shit way quicker than me exactly yo when he hit the I thought I actually touched the cup first but it kind of popped up this dude did a strong it was an interception it was a dope and my I could hear all my alphabets tearing up everything MCL AC all that shit man he was like that's the end of Mark and these baby shout things you got it you got it young blood I said you got it young blood and I knew right then I was done all my alphabets yeah I set my ass right the fuck down it was beautiful though it was it was amazing it was great it looked good I want to shout out Nat and Rachel everybody shout out to the event planners shout out to everybody that drove in or flew in the chef the food the food was good the food was good the food was delicious the food was good I fucked them beans up I was about to go to sleep after that shit oh nah you should have beans beans was it beans was good greens was good fucked them hors d'oeuvres oh he said 74 the little fried chicken with the cornbread shit there it go oh my god that was great I got in the meatballs yo but I had at least 10 of them shit stacked like I'm like I went I was embarrassed when I'm going I'm like yo I cleaned up off the table you sure that little fried chicken and cornbread number was good that shit was delicious yeah nah it was good I'm tight I miss the hors d'oeuvres man so then at the end of the night they like you know what it's mad food so we gonna pack you all of this food they go pack all of this food and guess what ain't in there that I don't learn till the next day you guessed it the beans no beans the beans was rockin they gave me all this other shit meatball meatballs was good too meatballs was fire that stew chicken was good it was like that West Indies food baby shower beans dog yes the next day you looking for beans baby shit the next day we can't have the beans I miss the leftover no no my middle name is leftover if all the food's poppin the thing that you wanted was the beans that's some old man shit amazing bro that's some South Carolina shit I got home bad I didn't take a plate me too I left a little too early to take a plate cause I had a baby so I left at nine you stole one oh yeah you know him went and put it that's where the beans in the Uber under a car muffler now you know where the beans is went and put that shit atop a transmission Mark food hiding place keep it warm that shit is crazy when I got there you know I stood to the side I just wanted to observe and the family dynamics was so funny to me Sade family is lit to me yo that whole Caribbean side I don't know what they was on they were lit yo and then to see Joe so it would be a time where they started dancing and then I was watching I watched Joe man Joe couldn't really even keep up at that point man I'm just like look at the dynamics of just two families coming together it was unique it was super beautiful it was unique I sure was fire speaking of hold on I'm sorry I apologize no matter what age they getting up and dancing they letting you know they dancing shout out to the OG's out there we saw you I saw you they was dancing and then your man too oh yeah once that Frankie Beverly amaze come on come on we in a black space yeah we'll get up out to see well and white space and the white space and the white space nah Sade uncle whoever you know what's funny about white people though like the white people and her family I love cool Irish people it's different it's a different that is fire they so cool they feisty that's cool that's my type of white seriously that's my type of white that and Poe I can get down with that what's wrong with you cool Irish people no I don't but no I do now I do now them and Poe yo what I'm about to say that's what I'm talking about that's what I'm talking about yo yo we know you very well that's cool black Irish the other came in he walked in with something oh my god and trying to be cool about it like that wasn't what was happening she was thicker than a yo and he walked with a mad confidence too I played with Poe I told y'all this at Parnson nah but it's different seeing it I had never seen it before I ain't never seen it I'll be trying he walked in there like where y'all think my joke come from about Poe and the thick I threw the one off it's different no seeing it though no yeah that's what he do I thought it was a one off no that's what he do he bad hey no he no ball no no no he no that boy good that boy good Poe no ball yo I ain't gonna lie I said yo Poe I'm gonna get you on Tuesday she pressed me don't do him like that I'm like okay you play I got this he got y'all playing a different game Poe she from Brooklyn I can tell oh yeah I can tell you stepped out boy yeah cookies and cream you shutting that shit down that look like cookies that a Hershey you shut it down Poe KK Cookies came early left came late left early bod you know what I mean had to get we saw the Irish he did the real Irish had to get that thing back to back to town what we are so immature I was like look at Poe you gotta see him cause he came in when everybody was like seated and like had eaten a little bit it's like hey oh shit that's literally how the table went look at Poe and he bald and he bald and white so the light was glistening off of his head so yeah you can see this white man and he did a walk yo yo dragging a wagon where my table at y'all couldn't find my table I told y'all this for years you did nah your man holding her hand and all that Poe you a gentleman man big Casanova in the building yeah man big Casanova I'm looking to you man he ain't letting shit go hey y'all this shit he just came home for doing yo Corey gotta stop she is by the hip with Corey nigga how you doing Corey like he's right there he shook his he shook her hand for me I said how you doing Corey we good Corey move we good Corey Corey is right that we good cause I met her before I met her at the JZ joint right right and she gave me the charger that's the first time I watched Corey Corey looking nah I got the charger boy don't worry I got it at the baby shower I saw her first nigga right he's right there nigga Corey like Batman Siamese twins them motherfuckers like the 2-1's and 11 boy I told Chris I'm gonna get you yo let it go Corey it's okay she ain't going nowhere Corey I can tell she's not going nowhere neither I can just tell by y'all vibe that you you doing it right you doing it right shout out to everybody man - It was a great time, man. - It was beautiful, Joe. My favorite part of the night, I got to say, or one of my favorite parts of the night, I got to say, because I just love this, was toward the end of the night, everybody's dancing and talking and mingling and huddled around the onesie station. Yo, shout out to the onesie station. That was so, yeah, I've never seen that before. So I was going to, thank God I didn't drive my fucking Ferrari. I was going to try to be cute. I was going to try and pull up cute like a stupid ass, thinking that all the registry gifts were sent to the house. Oh, bro. Guess again. So anyway, toward the end of the night, I took it upon myself. I hit so, yo, pull up. I'm going to go start just bringing all this shit in. It was a bunch of shit. Oh, I saw that. And without saying a word, just men got up and helped. I love that. That's what we do. That's how it's supposed to be. Yeah, I know, but I love that. That's dope. I love that. It seemed like such a daunting task. It was a lot. You got a lot. Yeah, it was a lot of shit. You got a whole. And shout out to So-So is the best trunk packer upper. Tetris champion. I don't know how he put it. Tetris champion. I don't know how he got all that shit up in there. That shit was crazy. No, Park is right, because he had a master crowd while he was doing this shit. Like, people was watching. Like, yo, how you going to do that? People were like, yo, that shit ain't going to fit in there. The L dropped. Yeah. He was so far away. Tetris champion. That's what you want. That's cool. That's crazy. Yeah, no, he was hilarious. And the venue was great. It was a good time. It was a good time. Everything about it was great. It was a good time. Great time. Hopefully, that's the last baby shower, I think. No, I think so. For mine, me, us, and our family. Freeze. What, freeze? What you doing? No, no, I'm saying. It's my fathom. It's my fathom. You trying to tell us something, freeze? No, I'm not. All right. Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick. Oh, yeah. Ain't nothing to tell. I thought you reversed it. No, you can undo it. No, no, no. You could get undone. But I'm not. I got a guy. I got a guy. That's freeze. Anyways. You know they extra fertile right after, you know. Right after what? After they deliver. That's true. You know, niggas don't wait. Two under two or some shit like that? Irish twins? You like the Irish? You like the Irish? You got me? There you go. There you go. No, we're not doing Irish twins. And thanks for the further news, but you got it. I think Irish twins is something else, too. Ain't that when you got two kids but two different women at the same age? No. No, that's project twins, too. That's when the kids are literally right after. Oh, okay. That's project twins, you said. That's project twins. Okay. What? Project twins. That's crazy. I thought project twins and Irish twins was the same, but they're not. Of course not. Power to the people. It was beautiful, bro. Y'all waited the six weeks. See? Man, you got that spanking. Never. Never. You can afford it. That's a good question. If I did, it was right at the line. Like X's on a calendar type shit. All right, who here now? I'm going to take a June 1st. It's the 30th. Ain't nobody checking. Right, exactly. Not me. I'm a heathen. That nigga Martin said, honey, got to stitch this out. It works. Oh, man. That is crazy. That is crazy. We cross all boundaries. You know niggas ain't waiting no six weeks. Yeah, we ain't waiting for you. Crazy. I don't think I can have another kid. Can you walk? Think about it. Oh, God. Yo. Yo, what's wrong? I don't give a fuck. I see another one, though. Yeah, for sure. Where you see that? It's definitely. Where you looking at? It was a point where my man was sitting. Culling it. It was part of a reflection. Now it's a culling it. It's a reflection. It's a reflection. It's a reflection. It's something bouncing off the Hudson. It ain't up to him. He think it's up to him. That's the thing, right? Well, actually, it is. I mean, it can be. Yeah, I'll go do the ice. I'm going to have this talk. Right. After. That'll be the end of that. After. I don't feel like I can have another one. I think my kids is old enough to where they're doing math now. If another one popped up, they'd start dividing. They'd start dividing. All right, hold up, man. If another one popped up, I think. My third just changed into a quarter. It'll be some stuff. Third conversation. 33.3. And all the kids look great. All that head ass shit worked. Shout out to my baby. All of that we're the same color bullshit. It absolutely worked. It was color coordinated. Make sure next time. No, next time. She didn't like the name. Joseph and Sade. She didn't like that. I don't know who did that. Actually, I do know who did that. We've got some of the money back. Oh, you did? You're goddamn right. You don't try to put a balloon on me. I know where a flower's supposed to be. Got you. Up, up, up. This nigga a rapper. This nigga a rapper. This nigga a rapper, bro. I'm with him. I'm with him. I know what a flower costs today. And I know what a balloon costs. And it's a stark, stark difference. Yeah. And the baby shower, one word. Yeah, I saw that too. No, no. See if I start telling people what I paid. But no, everything was great and beautiful. Everything was great and beautiful. And I didn't peep that in a good way. You a pro? It was just so much love. Huh? You a pro? You a pro? You a pro now? Yeah, it was just so much love. So much. It was cool. It was cool. Yeah. At 45, 46, when you could just do it and get home to bed and be in bed. Oh, thank God. As an introvert that you are, is it because of family and everybody's dead that you can get out of from being an introvert? Because even in situations like that, sometimes for me, it may become too overwhelming. So I may take my little break. I know. That's why you always stand in the corner like Darkwing Duck for 40 minutes looking awkward and weird. Everybody like, look at Flip standing right there looking dumb. I was talking, I was over there and I was talking to Surf. How do you do? How do you get, it's just. Yo, when you ain't got your little streamer camera, you don't know what to do. Fish on the water, boy. I'm trying to tell you something. When he ain't got his little kick stream going, he is fucking awkward, I tell you. Nigga, I told you. Just come in, man. I was talking, I had fun, man. I was talking to my man. I was arguing with Surf. But yeah, how you doing? Well, anyway, I wasn't doing shit, but I do the same shit at all these events. Walk around, make sure everybody's okay. You're a great guy. You're a great host. Come on. Amazing. That's it. It ain't really for me or about me. Me and Parks got locked out for about five minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which was fine, because my wife was off being a good friend, so I just had to, I had to kind of be a Flip, but I just walked around more. Being a good friend? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listening to people? Listening to people. I did some listening to people, too. Did you? Yeah. I just walked around. People was talking, shared a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I made the mistake of asking people, like, how you doing? See, when I say how you doing, I just mean, like, you're supposed to say fine and keep it pushing. I know y'all don't give a fuck. You know what I mean? They made the mistake of thinking that I gave a fuck. Well, since you asked. Right. Nigga, that's part of why I wanted to leave. That's why I was like, where's Uber actually needed? Jesus Christ. No. That's funny. Good times. Good times. Good times. Good times. All right, what do y'all want to start with? Where would y'all like to begin fucking 40 minutes in? Come on, let's do it. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about cheating. Let's do it. Upon JVP's subject. Let's come on. What would the world do without us giving you our opinions on cheating, man? It just so happens that this week, there was a major news story. Hold on, wait, wait, wait. Y'all want to hear some new shit? Hold on, y'all want to hear some new shit? We want the old shit. All right, they want the old shit, y'all. The old shit, nigga. They want the old shit. Y'all want the old shit. Cheating it is. God damn it. All right, come on. Who's breaking it down? Jensen. All right, I got a bunch of clips here. Y'all get to pick the clip. I got a New York Times clip. I got Kev from Barstool. I got some white lady that really sound like she was breaking it down. I got all the clips, because this is crazy. This story is so crazy that when I first saw it, I thought it was a fake story. Same, same. Yeah, I was like, nah. Then, oh shit, it's real. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's go with, hmm. Now to breaking news in video, the world's most valuable. Nah, let's go with Kev. That's ABC. The CEO of NVIDIA, Jensen Huang, has potentially been honeypotted by a Chinese spy who was looking for AI secrets from the tech giant. So a couple weeks ago, Jensen comes out and says, I had an extramarital affair. Turns out the woman was Alice Huang. Same last name, no relation. At least I hope, or otherwise this affair gets released. No, they're definitely not related. Not related. Alice Huang worked for Megaspeed International. They're like a cloud computing company. So she's a former executive there, and that company had purchased like $5 billion worth of NVIDIA equipment. So that's how these two get connected. They have this affair. And now the United States State Department comes out and says she was recruited by China to infiltrate NVIDIA and Jensen Huang and get information about NVIDIA chips. And that, my friends, is one of the all-time great honeypots, if true. China has dismissed this as a smear campaign. We had nothing to do with this. We don't know what you're talking about. But United States intelligence says that they've been investigating Alice for over a year and that they have more evidence than just the affair. Now the details on that potential evidence has not yet been made public, but the prevailing thought is that this was not to steal trade secrets about microchips, but rather to exert influence over Jensen. Right around the same time as the affair, Jensen Huang was in D.C. lobbying for Donald Trump to loosen restrictions on selling advanced chips to China. So this is a woman who already worked for a company that bought big chips. Billions of dollars of Jensen's equipment. Now she gets access to Jensen's equipment and she starts influencing him like, hey, you know, why don't you go tell Donald Trump that you should sell those chips to China? And if you do that, you know, I'll do that thing you like with the twist and the knuckle. Embarrassing for one of, like, literally the smartest and most powerful men in the world. You know, we're not talking about Ethan Klein on his podcast. We're not talking about the guy from Love is Blind. We're talking about the CEO of NVIDIA chips. Yes, I've seen his wife, Corey. Was that enough for you guys or do I need to play the official ABC News version, which is a little more dry. But I think we understand what's going on here. Yes, I've seen. Oh, you want me to show them the wife? Corey wants you all to look up his wife so we can have this conversation with some context. That rich, nerdy nigga. Ransom. Batty jumped on his ass. Oh, he was doing business with a batty. Yeah. Yeah, it's not a batty. She was the CEO of that company. She was another? Yeah. That happens to be? A batty. I mean, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I suppose. All right, and so now I'm going to put this thing on you so that you could exercise your influence to get me some shit that I need. All right, I saw the wife. Got it. A nerdy nigga ain't never had no fire. You ever heard of that before? No, this is unacceptable. Yeah. Bruh. This is totally, this is totally unacceptable. That he fell for it? Wait. Yeah, I'm about to say, what part? Yes. Oh, everything. Yes. Everything about this is totally unacceptable if you're the gents and women. One of the richest people in the world. Bro. How long was this going on? I would love for y'all to explain to me how. You're dealing with technology and all that shit all day. You're not seeing this baddie coming, man. Your mind is all over the place. Yo, niggas, that's outside, outside. He caught up like that. He could fall victim to some fire. Let me see shorty. This nigga ain't. Yeah. What? Ish, I think for you to even frame it that way, in my opinion, underwhelms what's really happening. This is not getting caught with something that's just fine and bad. I know. This is getting caught with something that's fine and bad, who has a different agenda and another ulterior motive, who you've done business with. I know. also potentially cost you your marriage because he's married which I think if they divorce would end up being I'm not just 86 no I'm agreeing with you and when it's 86 billion or whatever that number is on the line and when you are the I don't even call him a thought leader when you are the leader in the AI market in this country yeah I think you have to be a little more responsible oh yeah yeah no there's some fire there is deeper than fire they plan with that no I'm saying I'm agreeing with that you saying like we don't see how this happened that I didn't say that oh that same woman is also rich in her own right so you're not thinking that yo she using me for my money I never said I don't see how this happens I'm not saying that what I'm saying totally unacceptable I agree with that totally totally unacceptable based on just your your your your position in the world yes that's that's that's what I'm saying true but I would need to know how long this went on because again he might again because we are both up there in terms of business and your guard could get let down because you think she's she understands this too thousand she's brilliant and fire and rich and all of these things like no I don't know who's calling I'm calling in Dunlap in Dunlap the JVP we are live on air don't say anything to incriminate either one of us how are you I'm great brother how you feeling I couldn't be better we're sitting here we're sitting here discussing Jensen and the question that's coming up ice wants to know how long this affair was going on they're saying years potentially I know about it two years ago I first reported about it two years ago some people say it's been up to three years but this is a serious issue love the company love Jensen I'm amazing CEO but it's layered because not only was she potentially a spy Trump also knew could have stopped it and didn't care because he wanted the stock market to go up as a result and the other issue is we're in a deep geopolitical war with China and they don't want our chips they want while waiting in their own companies to have power over their chip market so now we are in a geopolitical and little literal war with them over this so yes oh yeah exactly exactly this guy is not the guy that should be out loose with his dick you know nobody yeah a big blunder but if we're gonna be very honest we saw this in lioness they talked about it with the tiger in the bed like this this crew that they're trying the other party is now posting the term election mark Rubio and others want to kind of front run the story to for their own advantage and then there's also people inside the company allegedly who want to use this as a piece to get him removed so that they can become CEO but they're not capable and they have no succession planning well tomorrow to my understanding right correct me if I'm wrong Jensen's dick is as big as the world says it is like he's really him you're not removing you know that nobody's worried about the stock as long as he's there and present everything I thought you talk about his actual dick I'm like he is exactly who he thinks he is I would I would argue after Steve Jobs and after Bill Gates Jensen is probably the best third best CEO of the 1990s and 2000s well without a shadow if we're gonna be very honest he's the one who came up with the infrastructure and idea for the AI movement the chip movement he made the the people who came up with the infrastructure and the idea for the AI PC movement if you were building gaming computers you know how much better they were than Intel which gave room for AMD to have the tremendous wise which Lisa is his first cousin and the other point I want to bring up really quickly it's like do we think he's the only CEO that's been attacked or infiltrated by China I think we're all smart enough to know he's not the only one but when you make the block is it's like if you get caught up right and your girl go to your phone you make the block hot ass it's like if you get caught up right and your girl go through your phone you make make the free group hot for the next two weeks. It's the same kind of thing here. Everybody has to kind of lay low, but if people think that he's the only one that's been attacked or infiltrated in the last three or four years, then it'd be sadly mistaken. And that's part of my problem with it, right? I always understood that the rest of the world looked at America as really, really behind and a little slow. But to insult us and think you can infiltrate with your mid-pack, right? Seriously, because it's beautiful. She may be a lead for corporate, though. But listen, that's what I'm saying. Beautiful woman in corporate. But when we start talking infiltrating our fucking biggest businesses, nah, we need Chun-Li. We need something badder than that to come over here. It should be. In the movie, she would be badder than this. Yeah, but those are the ones that. For sure, but here's the other part. The people are. I'm so shallow. For sure, but like, shout out to our brother in Shots Park. Shout out to Amar. What up, man? Flip up there? Of course. Yeah, Flip's here. Yo. Shout out to my guy. Yo, what up? What's up, my nigga? The other part is, it's not just the looks. It's the looks, the veil of trust, the intellect. Talking that talk here. She was executive at Mega Speed. Mega Speed. And then also, there's a part of ego there, right? So he wants to dominate the world with his company. She's whispering into his ear, well, I can find a way to get your chips into China. I'll be your liaison. I love you. We have the same last name. So she's pillow-talking him and walking him down. Oh, wow. to death. And now she's been a facilitator. And it reminds me a lot of the moves that Sinaloa used to do back in the days where they would drop ship the product to another country and let her infiltrate another country. So once she got to Singapore. And the other part is, he didn't know she was a spy, but she did get the chips to China, and there was no major blowback on him until. Until the investigation started. So if, like, Taylor Sheridan is going to have a field day writing this document. And I can't wait. And I can't wait to see it. This is straight out of some type of movie. Facts. Why aren't they talking about it? The Russia, China. And it goes back to season one of sometimes it's better to keep the villain in office that you know opposed to the one that you know. The devil you know. Because now this starts to. Yeah, the enemy that you know. Because now it blows up the AI trade. And if we're going to be very honest, they spent $12 trillion on an AI investment, right? I've asked everyone I've known on Wall Street, how are you going to get a 5X on a $12 trillion investment? Nobody's ever had an answer. So now that starts to pop that bubble. It pops the trust of NVIDIA. Now we have the blue wave that this happened. Now there's going to be a potential slowing down of the data center, which I won't say allegedly it's a Ponzi, but if I can go to my political brother, Mark, I've never seen corruption in corporate like this since 2008 and 2009. this is bigger than the housing crisis yeah yeah like i've asked 55 people that work the hedge funds and banks how do we get a 3x they all say i don't know and profit is about to go public they're 45 billion dollars in the hole 45b if i owe 45 000 i would be on front page of news right and just to be playing double that oh 45 like it would be everywhere but there are 40 billion in the hole and then even spacex if you look at it elon was saying hey we need to put the data centers in orbit i think he started that campaign because he knew this news was coming out if i knew two years ago how long ago you think the new ones had that's a good point wow yeah that was a lot of information it really was that was very helpful that was very very very helpful how do you think the wife is feeling right now humiliated um i read i read the little apology look i i i think he's devastated and also too as a man like we've all been through this right so you get through the initial blow of the cheat but then when it publicly comes out you got to go back through the hell yeah and also too that always sucks that's that that's the tough part when the friends and family and yep friend of friends are calling you like hey i'm here for you now you got to go through the show the job one podcast is covering you right and then the other part is now potentially it could be the biggest divorce in american history so like even wow up to maybe eight months ago there were already lawyers vying to get her to preemptively file for divorce because there's no prenuptial in place um so much so eb you're going to start to see in the next day or two the story of how she sold her wedding ring to help fund the company when the company was about to go under anybody's going to anybody who's been to family law you know those stories are crafted to help make the case look yo because before i called you on a much smaller scale i was talking about war being the same same where you send somebody over there to the the guy this is a mess it happens all the time even like if we're going to be very honest to tie back in really quick even the epstein island stuff like bill gates got monopoly charges that was a way to try to get him out of microsoft without revealing that he was on the island they broke up the company he had to exit balmer took over this stuff has been happening forever his wife quietly i think this is probably just the biggest case that we've known about it in recent history all right well we're going to get back to covering the the cheating aspect of this of this debate and if you follow one of them if you know what the icon oh he would have gave up more secrets yo this guy sure enough he's a lick that's crazy he's a lick but he's that dude something let me watch my mouth he's not the only one though i'm not the only one i'll leave that there but in tech i i'll do a quick quiz question before i wrap and i appreciate you calling me how many more of our tech companies for everyone up there at the pot how many more of our tech companies do you think are a bit been infiltrated or they're in relationship with people who are already reporting back to china all of them i think yeah yeah yeah in some capacity all of them i didn't think about it until now but yeah yeah facts no that's scary bro i don't know if i'm ready to put that on apple dude apple no i'm not not sure he might be on the down he might not be but some of the others they might not got to him they gonna get somebody though yeah the assistant something right good time to make sure your circle is tight yeah and your dick's gonna sound like to me hey good time word facts hey hey hey listen and we gotta have a conversation at a certain point when do you be faithful or just have two or three that all of them know about each other so you stay out of these kind of things don't point at me no i'm just pointing to ian oh you know no we gonna just have two or three you know they all know about each other listen i mean hit him with the neo uh ian thank you we love you we love you my brother i appreciate y'all i'll be up there so thank you man ian is always a wealth of knowledge red panda if you made you a million dollars put your hand in there yeah you know what time it is out there so yeah look yeah listen to that bro that's a lot it happened already excuse me that's a lot going on over some yeah you can't do that sorry 86 billion dollars i hate when talk like that after the fact we all got caught up in some like that except for me a lot of you guys got caught up in some things like that you suck it for loves so it happens it's when you're in a lot of value and being a sucker for love right you guys are putting a dollar amount on it human beings are human beings the dollar amount don't matter it matters you're in there going through all that that technical and technology and and how and all the business you so focus on work in your family it becomes a routine so once that it when a change come in you become infatuated with that change the routine is now like oh this is something new i didn't see this oh she look good and she's into me now that whole change you're risking you don't give a no you should you have a man you can't be out of point you know oh yeah everybody's saying that yo all jokes aside probably wasn't even a to be honest with you because i'm just being yeah somebody that is high up that can talk to me we having late night dinners or lunches or we going i can't tell my wife about all this technical and she looked good to him and all of that stuff i'm sure over a period of time she wore him down he just didn't know she infiltrated he ain't know she was working for the chinese though that is scary when you get to a certain level yeah and that's where the ego kick in too because you don't consider that you could be getting used because she filthy rich yeah so the only thing you thinking about is she not using me for my money right he don't know she using them she got her own status so it ain't the status right she she damn near on the same level almost looking at it right that's how jay can't protect you all the time boy you don't know she using me for my money you're lucky you're married they would have infiltrated you next boy oh if i wasn't married i've been very vulnerable like i'm not i'm not a but i'm human i'm just saying exactly but when you get to a certain status you got you got to think about discipline and you got to think about what's at stake i'm not get it i'm not even talking about tomorrow shit although i think it's too much to lose yeah it's just money health status i mean you're talking about national security i mean yeah no i heard the security of a couple different countries yeah all jokes aside world economy that after the midterms this shit got i don't think it's ironic i think that's not no i'm just giving you an example like yo dog i think that they probably everybody probably knew about it and now we can hold this shit over his head well that's what you heard he said he knew about it for years ago he's like if i knew how many who else would they know and how many other people out there true yeah this shit is this shit is you'll be faithful man how about that yeah there you go yeah i know we talk about cheating a lot up here but how about just be faithful man much more yeah yeah rid yourself of the distraction keep it keep your dick in your pants man because niggas don't know how to cheat cory one done wrote on the board let men cheat in peace i'm on the opposite side of that saying men don't know how to cheat so you go peace will never come yeah there you go what's the proper way to cheat what is the proper way to cheat i'm engaged i don't have no experience i'm engaged oh cory's floating the theory that the dude didn't cheat per se he had permission or at least to understand it maybe of it yeah i mean that's entirely possible that's entirely possible a lot of time that when they have those agreements though it's still don't embarrass me that ain't gonna fly in divorce court buddy oh she ain't know nothing about this in divorce court divorce court hey she let me she let me do it no i know she don't know nothing niggas don't even vet you talk about what are the proper ways to cheat i'm engaged so i have no idea but i'll fucking we're in a pod uh hypotheticals men don't even vet well enough or to the fullest extent to be able to play that game right bro you can switch vet with think half the time niggas don't even think we think without dicks bro don't even think to get to a vet niggas is oh she fine she got fat as she going yeah is a fuck yeah i ain't that that'd be it right niggas fuck the the friend groups y'all nigga order for 148 billion dollars 148 god to be careful yes yeah dog yeah i mean keep it tucked yeah yeah that's it that's what i got for y'all or what if you're not going to keep it tucked you have to find situations that are so random and so untargeted i mean that's what sex work is probably yeah let's say prostitutes what are you talking about she can start off as a prostitute and then you start building rapport no you can't bro at that level you might be getting followed you might be getting followed every day you don't know about it so they'll learn your habits learn your patterns if you go into some random whatever houses they'll put a fat a fire thing in there that's their type like these niggas will watch you for years i'd rather take my chances with that i understand you know i mean obviously again i'm saying don't cheat but like you you definitely can't build like relationships you can't build relationships especially with influential and powerful people because it's too much at stake that's you know and that's why i think they put the right person there yeah she's corporate too like you're not even you probably didn't even start off building a relationship We started off on some work shit, on some business shit, and we both CEOs, so we have a different type of conversation, and then it's like how we talked about that. I'm trying to influence him on a business level. It's like how we talked about how you get comfortable with somebody at work. Y'all just get, y'all build that rapport, and the next thing you know, you done, oh shit, I like this motherfucker. I didn't even know when this happened. Massage at home, man. Drink a tequila shot. Beat off. Beat off. I was getting hard on my butt. Happy hour. Save your $86 billion and rub it out. Shoot that shit out and you'll be all right, dog. 148. What's up, I'm saying half of it. Half of that? Jesus. What's that, 70? Whatever the fucking number is. A lot. Yeah, a lot. A lot. Now, if you work for a hundred, this is billionaire mindset, so y'all got to help me with this, but if you got 148 billion, maybe you don't give a fuck. I mean, that's true. Because after you lose half of it, you still got more money than everybody. Yeah, and you probably get that 148 back. And it ain't going to be half. And I'm sure you can recover it faster than that. You might really not give a fuck. They're going to settle for $14 billion. He's not going to know that shit going. He's going to know. Okay. Y'all always kill me with, he's not going to know what's going on. Niggas is going to know, fam. You're going to know that half of your- I said 14 billion. Cool, but once you up there- As it's up 10%. Once you up there at that level, my nigga, you also playing ego games. You also paying attention to the next nigga on the list. So now you go and lose X amount of money and now you drop down to number four. Them niggas care about that. They do. I don't want to lose no money that's going to drop me down this list and have the niggas that I was looking down on looking down on me. I'm below him. Right. Exactly. That's the game they playing. Steve Jobs, I'm in the projects. I'm going to get Bill Gates money. Now that's my fuel to work harder to get back to number one. Bezos gave all that money away. Well, not gave away, pardon me. His wife got allocated a whole bunch of spanky and he shot right back up the list. Like, yo, dog, that's what they do. That's my motivation now. I'm the richest nigga in the world. I fell to number four. Now I got something to work for. Yeah. Yeah. Niggas ain't happy to fall to number four. I agree. Pussy. I agree. I don't care who you are. You're not happy to lose billions of dollars over no pussy. Sorry. Yeah. I think I'm going with that if God ever put me in that situation. Facts, boy. Hey, I'm not mad at whatever. Whatever. To each his own. Nah. I'm going to keep mine. I lost it over some pussy. Nah, nigga. I'm keeping mine. Yeah, you also have to remember this guy is a billionaire with all this power, right? So in terms of vetting people to cheat with, you had the resources to make. You had the resources to make sure that this person has fucking got all the clearance in the world. It's not like you're just picking up girls at the bar. I have the resources to get this clearance from my wife. 1000%. Right. I would just find a better structure. I'm just saying you could hire the private investigator from the fucking government to go dig up all this shit and make sure she's cool before I even flash a penis. Yeah, go buy a little cheap McMansion on an island somewhere with no Wi-Fi or electricity, man. It don't matter. Even if you do that. Well, her goal was, she'll be glad to go to that island with you, rock your ass to sleep, sleepwalk you, and tell you all this good shit, get you doing with you. Use that thumb. She's still one of them. She's still one of them, nigga. She got a job to do. This nigga's racist. Oh, shit. No, I'm not racist. That was so racist, I didn't even think of using that. This nigga said, use the thumb. She wanted it. She still does. Oh, shit. One of who? Have you ever had a massage, nigga? Yes. You being a trans. Imagine that. It's unlimited. They don't stop. Trans? I think you mean trance. 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You see how I read clearly when it comes to money and niggas doing sneaky shit? I didn't know this shit. Huh? Huh? No stuttering this time. I can see clearly now how the ink is dry. No, shut the fuck up, nigga. Don't put me on, boy. You wanted me to regret that. Ooh, I respect it. And listen, first and foremost, I'm proud of you. But now I'm pocket watching you, nigga. You better get rid of me, boy. This is too much. You're just doing it in my face live. So shout out to Revolt. That's crazy, y'all. Indeed. Indeed. Looks like. It looks like we back one more game for another run. at this thing, man. But much bigger. Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully. Add another zero. Hopefully. Commercial day. We heard it, we heard it, Joe. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was just a commercial, you guys. Tell him to add another. It's not about the money. But tell him to add another zero. Add another zero. Hey, my big sweaty. This is me talking. Yo, that's big sweaty. I gave him my big sweaty. Yeah, but no, this Friday, 10 p.m. Eastern time. Let's get it. On Revolt, the Joe Budden Network Presents block, which will be Variety Show S, Variety Show-ish. So you'll get a little bit of everything that the network has to offer. That's the Joe Budden Podcast, the Ian and Mark show. Season premiere this Friday. Pa Wives, Pa Wives. Season premiere. You'll get a little dose of that this Friday on Revolt. The full episode will be out Monday on Patreon. Again. If you are not a Patreon member, now would be an excellent time for you to subscribe there. We are back Friday nights, 10 p.m. Joe Budden Network Presents. And it feels good, man. It has to, man. Because you've had different relationships with Revolt and you've done different things at different times. But to come back this time at this level with this kind of partnership, it has to feel like broke. Yeah, no, it feels great. Feels great. Back with the gang. See some familiar faces over there. Nice, nice. Get to work. Yeah, no, it is. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good to be on good standing with places. Exactly. That's true, too. It's good to be on good standing with places, especially when you're me and if Burnbridge is your entire life. And it's good to have had success places. Yes. It's good to have had success places. So, again, real excited for the opportunity. Shout out to the good people over at Revolt for seeing the vision, understanding the vision, and never getting in the way of the vision. So I look forward to it. This Friday, check it out. You good? Yeah, I'm just, you know, my eyes. Why do you keep Googling networks? What's wrong? Listen, what I'm saying is that you pulled the move. It wasn't. I didn't pull a move. Hey, yo, I know what this. Hey, yo, hey, yo, y'all right. It was my turn. And I had to learn. I'm learning in real time that y'all niggas is icing me out. What you mean? Wait, what? All y'all niggas knew, nigga. I slap shout out to all you niggas in here right now, boy. Y'all all knew. Y'all was a surprise freeze. When I read the announcement off air, nigga, you smiling. Parks there. Erickson came out and said, yo, we working. What do you mean, we? Oh, no, niggas knew that that happened. Yeah, I know. Fuck you. I didn't know. That don't change shit. Now you know. Yeah. What a change. What a secret. I got to teach you a lesson. What a change. I got to teach you. That's why he was talking that big shit, right? That's why the Golden Goose was like, yo, hey, we had a meeting. All that bullshit. And you was ignoring it. I don't know what Mark is talking about. No, you know. Oh, Mark is the Golden Goose. I thought you was the Golden Goose. Nah, he's the Golden Goose. Nah, it's three Thanksgivings ago. Oh, shit. Speaking of Thanksgiving, are you doing it? With your family? Watch your fucking mouth. You won't be alone this Thanksgiving. I have to go speak. It's your bad way. Nah, nah, my nigga. You've been sensitive at this table. Shout out to you. You've been very in tune with your. Yeah. You've been like. And it's been powerful. Yeah, man. You're sensitive and it's been powerful. I'm like, wait, wait, wait. I'm like, y'all want to hear some new shit? Y'all who? No! Who? Y'all want cheating topics back? All right. Shout out to the network. That's Jaquese. That's Jaquese. Shout out to Jaquese, man. Yeah, no, they want to hear some of the old shit. They ain't want that new shit, bro. They ain't want that new shit. That's how I be feeling. I try to bring y'all to new topics, man. Cheating. More cheating. It always gets back to cheating. Cheating the worst. Something happened. Anyway, man, you'll see yourself around here. Shout out for Revolt. You going to be in Revolt. Give me some clips. Y'all didn't holler at me about it. Y'all didn't talk to me about it, so anything would be done without speaking to me. It's just big bullshit. I forgot that. You might want to call Theo. Call Theo Sodomai about that. Might want to call whoever your Theo is. We might want to talk about that one. No, but I'm proud of you, though. I'm happy for you. Thank you, man. I know you are. Man, I'm happy for you all. I know we're talking shit up here, but. And I'm happy for y'all, man. Let's run it up. Let's run it up, man. Let's run it up. That's all that matters. That's a fact. Let's go. Play humble until the plan works. Stay humble unless the plan. Unless it works or until. Whatever. Whatever. When that motherfucker. When it works, man. That's crazy. For now, we're going to stay low, keep firing, stay focused, determined. Stay low and build. The work ethic. Don't get distracted. Don't cheat. Stay faithful. Yeah, keep it in your pants. And if it's not, you know what I mean? If it works. Still keep it in your pants. Yeah. Keep that 86. It's going to be some different talking in here. Anyway, what do we need to get to? Drewski. Drewski on Saturday Night Live. Make some noise. Make some noise. Drewski made his appearance on Saturday Night Live and all of Culture watched. How did you guys feel about it? If you saw it or if you saw clips or if you at least saw the monologue, how do we feel? Now, this is a joyous event. Yeah. Yeah. We're extremely excited. Excited about this. This is to be celebrated. This is monumental. This is iconic. Yes. First content creator, air quotes, because I don't want to even undersell what he is. Yeah. But social media person, as Sessonel put it, to actually host Saturday Night Live. So that's pretty big. Yeah, it's amazing. Pretty big. It's amazing for him. I haven't seen the whole thing yet because I've been a little behind this week, but I watched the monologue and I watched the segment, the political segment. Okay. You know, whatever you're talking about. But the names, like, about the names of senators, like, you know, Sherrod, he ain't black, you know. Yeah. And I thought he fit right in. I thought his acting was smooth and solid. I thought he was funny. I think he did good with what he had to work with. I will say that. That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah. Yeah. They clearly didn't give him the reins in terms of writing, but I thought that what he, what he, actually I saw one other segment too, and he was, he was, he was strong to me. I was impressed. The Dominican phone store one was funny. Yes. That's the other one I saw. The rest of them I didn't really love, but he did what he had to do. With what he had to work with. Okay. And when you say what he had to work with. I loved the Dominican phone one. That one was funny. That one was good. I don't know if I love it so much if I'm not in New Jersey, New York. Yeah. Because. We on this interest. We, those, that's how they be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is, that's the story. I've seen some people in other parts of the country like, hey, this is racism. No, they be like that. Yes. They be like that. Go up to Dykeman T-Mobile and that is what is going on in there. That's a fact. So that was, that was really funny. Broke out some white face. A little bit of white face. He did. Broke out a little bit of white face. And I like how he like alluded to it during the monologue. Yeah. And then when he did the skit, here comes the white face. Listen, I walked that take back the very next pod when Trump hired that secretary of defense lady. I was like, all right, we have to get white face now. Yeah. I just thought he was going to mock her a little bit, but she didn't hold the job long enough. He thought it was the press secretary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah. I just, yeah. I walked that back. So, but Drewski was funny. The monologue was funny. The grandmother. Killed her timing on the pay. Yes. Oh, yeah. Pay, pay up. Yeah. More money. More money. She had that right. So, congratulations to Drewski, man. I don't have anything to say about it. It was good. No, it's good. I watched the whole episode. I enjoyed it. Like, I don't have nothing bad to say about that shit. Being from that field, man, it's just great to see somebody do great, man, and take it to the next level. It's important. What field? Just the field of being a social media influencer. You don't have to feel the dream. Kevin Costner. He said, look at that field. Look at that field. Hey, what's up? Wait, what? What is? Y'all don't have to say field. Social media. Same stream, the same country. Social media. Oh, shit. I know. You should know about different countries. Oh, shit. Yeah, trend that. Yeah, no, no, no, not me. Yeah, but just seeing that, man, it feels good, man. Shout out to Drewski. Shout out to Drewski for sure. What's up? Let's be clear. There comes a time. There comes a time where if you went to the same school as Michael Jackson, you shouldn't say it. Like, it comes a time where you have to retire in the same field. Like, when homie get beat, but he didn't do as bad. Yeah, you're right, technically, but. It doesn't reflect the best. Once they start to super ascend, like, Saturday Night Live, then it's just the bro. Because if you were like, yeah, me and Mike went to high school together. They'd be like, so, what happened? What happened? What happened? All right, hold on now. Y'all getting a little rude. Mike wasn't in high school. Y'all getting a little crazy with y'all. So, no. When he said that live, it's just different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all separated. Actually, when he hit Twitch live. Yeah, and I salute that. I'm sure you inspired him. Yeah. Like, I inspired Drake. No, no, no. But at some point, at some point, it's no longer cool to say, I inspired Drake. It becomes like a laughable thing. At one time, he had my phone. Y'all, I swear to God, at one time, I inspired Drake. But you can't say that no more. But I'm not saying I inspired Drewski. I'm just saying I salute him. I think it feels good to see that. There you go. He opened the doors, man. Y'all both use computers. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, y'all use the same thing. Next time you salute him publicly, kill the- Got you, got you. No preface. Just salute the Drewski. Got you. Hey, yo, Pierce Morgan is calling. You want to go back there and go record? No, no, no. I'm good. All right, nigga. Watch your mouth when you talk to me, nigga. I don't want no problems. Nigga, you still under the JBN, boy. Pierce didn't even call Mark for the midterms. At all. Yeah, I was on at 8 o'clock, the primetime. I don't know. I don't know what you do. - Where were you when SNL set? - Me, I was-- - Security? - Oh, no, I was talking to Meta. I was talking to Meta. - Meta World Peace? - Yeah, Meta World Peace. I was talking to Meta World Peace, nigga. Look at these niggas, look, that's funny to y'all, right? - Y'all niggas is bums, y'all niggas is, y'all niggas under this nigga network, nigga. I gotta get 'em. - Yo, but why do you always include me? - Don't talk to me, nigga. Anybody that laughs that's under another nigga network, don't talk to me, nigga. - Nigga, we sitting next to each other. - Yeah, not me, not me, my numbers is up, boy. Dolo, nigga. - You still here though, Flip, you here too. - Will you put your solo shit up with. No, no, no, will you put your solo shit-- - No, my nigga, you been sensitive at this stage. - Yeah, exactly. - You been sensitive at this stage. - Exactly. - You been barely in tune with them. - Yeah. - Like, you been like-- - I didn't mean to go there, nigga. - No, no. - Stop, stop. I didn't mean to go there 'cause he triggered me, yo. What I do, he triggered me. - You started that shit. - No, I love you, bro. - Me and, when we in the same field. - No, you not the same. - Okay, I heard you. I accept the field, niggas all the way up in here. - Okay, so speaking of triggers, I wanna play y'all this clip of "Easy to Block Captain" on Tony Yayo on "Uncle Murda's Show." - Oh, God, please. - No, no, listen, for real, I'm gonna play this for y'all. - Come on. - So you wanna move it backwards? - I was going with the drug tech 'cause me and Shorty just broke up, like, August, so I just was like, you know, I've been through the drama with Shorty, so I just was like, at the end of the day, it was like, all right, I might as well release you, you know what I'm saying, 'cause I'm not a perfect nigga, I'm a nigga. - How you feel when you see him with Nibs? - I just, I feel how I feel. I be like-- - Getting a little jealous? - A little bit. - Of course that nigga jealous, man. That nigga heart broke five minutes. - But not even jealous on that face. The jealous on the fact, like-- - You lost a good one? - No, like, why we wasn't doing it? - Yeah, Remy was half-naked for having a bad nigga. I was just like, I'm like, I was just like, okay, but I ain't no, you know what I'm saying? Like, I still do that, though, I ain't mad about it, I just was like, all right, it could have been-- - No, you still is. - It could have been different. - You could have said, why we ain't do it like that, so you know-- - No, like, why we didn't do that? - Mm. - Yeah, listen. - So that clip came across my timeline, and I saw it, and I have realized what about him keeps triggering me. - Lame! - Cut along with celebrity, send him out, send him to your brain, nigga, use it. Lame! Are you fucking, you hear him? - I figured out what triggers me. - This nigga is, hey, you call, yo, hey, get him. Yo! Do you hear that, nigga? - Yes, and it's what made me realize what is triggering me. - You caught at, yo, you caught at a vulnerable state, boy. And she's aware of that, she's self-aware, nigga. You wasn't that, you ain't Millie's boy. You not, you learn, you see it in real time what niggas think about you. So if you ever fix your mouth to talk bad about niggas again, learn your position in life. You at the bottom of a totem pole. You on a podcast talking about why we didn't do that. Nigga, where's your dignity, you're not from Philly. Ain't no Philly nigga doing that, you sound nuts. The fuck are you talking about? Go ahead, my fault, yo. - Yeah. - This is my problem that I have with it. That I realized this morning over a cup of coffee. And I don't know Eazy well enough to have like no real issue with him personally. But I'm triggered when, I think guys are supposed to lead at all times. That's my idea, man. I think men are supposed to lead. Even in a room full of your mom, your aunts, your fucking daughters, your girl cousins. Like you should, you should come insert what the proper man behavior is in certain instances, right? And this is one of them for me. So I'm triggered by people that like pop in for like a quick small segment in somebody's life. And then they make that a really, really, really, really, really long movie. - That's a good point. - Because as a man that has cheated, and I have seen in my past, I have seen women, I've experienced women do this to me. And it's like the never ending story where you meet a girl, the girl don't know nothing about your previous relationship or how you broke up or none of that. She just may know that you was in a lit relationship. She come in and inherit some beef that didn't belong to her. Now she's shooting at your ex that don't have nothing to do with none of this shit. Then you stop fucking with her and she makes the news cycles and starts talking like she's written in your will. She's for real. You, she pop in, want to start wearing the same clothes. Want to start talking to your family dog. Like she'd been there the last 20 years. Like, so I know that to be like bitch behavior. So when I see men do it, it bothers me and it irks me. You pop in on somebody that was married or going through a divorce and you just so thirsty to be seen publicly thirsty to have this relationship couple's name in your mouth for anybody with ears and eyes, the matching clothes, the Christmas tree, just the all like everybody's supposed to know that this is going to be a quick, a quick hop, skip and jump, like a quick. This is a quick segment. Everybody knew, but one person. And that's the problem I have with it. So now he is still on an interview. We, she done got a whole new nigga, allegedly, allegedly. Cause I don't know. None of them business, but now we on a whole new, and you still now are sitting somewhere answering questions talking about, yeah, it hurt me to see her with him. Nigga, you was there for four months. How long is the license for you to get to act like you were in integrated? That's bitch behavior to me. I ain't gonna lie. So, but you caught it. If I ain't got no other, put it this way. Outside of that relationship, he don't sit on that podcast. So because of that, I'm going back to that well for as long as I can. It's just nasty. I think niggas need to know how to come off. You're not coming to that. I don't think today niggas care. Niggas care about being in front of cameras, being talked about. We speaking about them up here right now. No, I'm talking about me. I'm speaking about something I seen that triggered me, a realization that I had about why this situation irks me. Cause it's not just, I know both parties are called. Like it ain't that. It's just to see a man carry it a certain way. I've had men, I've had ages, ages ago. And some of y'all know, I've had men parade around with my old joints and act like it was the trophies of trophy. All right. So now for the next two, three years is all I got your butt, man. I got your baby, man. She's got nobody. It's like, yo, dog, what are you like? What's happening here right now? Like, did you want her or you just want to be attached to my name, man? She was there for two months. Like how, why do I have to still be in the story now? So this is, especially when people's going through divorce, this shit is just, it just reeks every sorry. Sorry. Easy to be a great guy. He could be a great guy in whatever part of Pennsylvania he's from. But optically that shit looks atrocious. Yo, it does, it does, it does. All right. Not to get back to cheating. Sorry about that. Faithful audience listeners out there. I mean, you got me thinking about relationships now and, um, I don't know, man, this Chris Brown story is kind of interesting. So, you know, the Chris Brown Usher tour has been going on. Yes. The Atlanta dates, the Atlanta dates. And in Atlanta, a couple of things happened at the most recent date. The first thing they perform together, they perform together, which is Let's start there. Apparently, that's a big, that's a big deal these days, right? Fast. Hand in hand out there doing the thing, because, I mean, watching them do, uh, Flame. New Flame. New Flame is like great after like three nights of them not doing it. So salute to them. I'm glad whatever people thought was going on, either it was fixed or it was never a thing. Either way, I love seeing them perform together. But when you look a little closer with your good eye, you see that Chris Brown came out with that number 21 Deion Sanders jersey on. Mm-hmm. Oh. And then. That had the internet buzzing a little bit, because the question was, is he saluting Deion Sanders, Atlanta Falcons? Of course. One of the greatest, I think the greatest quarterback of all time. Facts, yeah. Or is that a message to her, to his ex's dude? Hell no, man. I'm just telling you, the internets, the blogs, they all had the side eyes. They were saying, yo, he's sending a message. I think this one is a Mr. Fantastic reach. And I'm like, hey, it ain't that much of a reach. I'll explain why. First off, I know the company that makes those jerseys. They've been making them jerseys for him the entire tour. Yes, he's been doing it. Every city, he's been wearing a football jersey honoring a legend from that. Why don't I make a comment if I'm. Yeah, there's other options out there. Deion fucking Sanders? Of course. You acting like that's. Yeah, ex's dude. Like y'all picked somebody that's chump. No, of course not. He's the GOAT. I picked the GOAT. That's like going to Chicago wearing a joint. New Jersey. But what if you're dating Juanita? It's still Michael fucking Jordan, bro. It's a little weird. It's only two jerseys that he could wear. Yes, pick the one who's not messing with your ex. What are y'all talking about? Was that the end of the explanation? That he wears a football jersey everywhere he goes? No, and it's Deion fucking Sanders. It's not no disrespect. It's not fucking Julio Jones or somebody. I mean, you could do that, too. Oh, you can't do that. Or you could just do Michael Vance. Bro, if you got Deion Sanders right there, and I've been doing this the entire tour, paying homage to all the legends, yes, I'm going to wear the Deion Sanders jersey. Y'all can think what you want. I see the messiness. That's your cousin, so I'm not doing that. No, I'm not saying that. I see what side y'all are on. No, I'm not even on that. I'm saying I see the messiness that it could potentially create. However, in Atlanta for the Falcons, you only got him or Vic. Yeah. Pick Vic. Or not. Pick Deion. But then you pick Vic. Is it the dog shit? But he would have to know that it would come across as messy, too. He might. I didn't even think about that. That's what I'm saying. So what? That ain't my intention. They might say something, so what? There's only so much grace I'm giving Chris Brown. You're still a nigga. Niggas is niggas. Right. Like, I love Chris Brown like the next person. He could be out here throwing shade. I don't know him. Him and Deion might be fly. Like, I don't know they, you know what I mean? I don't know they're. But you know it's going to get people talking regardless. Well, Deion responded in a very adult manner. Thanks to the, I'm not reading. He said he was honored. Yeah. Yeah. That he wore it. But what else you going to say? You got to be the bigger person there. And Deion is Deion, so he wouldn't, even if he did feel like he was being slighted, he wouldn't. If I'm Deion, bro, then what's the slight? What's the slight? You got to stand nine toes if you Deion. Yo. If you Deion, what's the slight though? Nothing. No, there's no slight to him. There's no slight to him. We ain't talking about Deion Sanders and how he feeling. There ain't no slight to him. He's chilling. No, because y'all said. But y'all ain't about to convince me that Chris Brown was just honoring Deion Sanders and there was no. Consideration. Right. About. He changing. I didn't say that, like Park said, you have to know that people might get messy or think something of that. Cool. I'm just saying, I don't think that's his intention. You think it's dangerous? When a company makes the jerseys and they send it to him, you got Atlanta, cool, we see you Deion Sanders. Let me ask you something. In every city, they bring a girl up so he could do the serenade thing. Do you think that him bringing up the girl that dubbed Usher. Absolutely. Was messy? Messy? Intentional. Intentional. Performative. I think it was intentional. Especially knowing the girl was at the previous show wanting him. And you don't think the jersey was intentional? No, I don't. I think intentional to honor Deion Sanders. I'm wearing a legend from Atlanta. There's a lot of Atlanta sports legend. We don't even have to stick to the Falcons. Forget about it. I'm at the Falcons arena. But forget about sports. This nigga done made too many songs about Carucci for us to think otherwise. He done dated too many motherfuckers that the internet say, and I ain't say it because they ain't. That ain't none of my business. That the internet say look like Carucci. Or Carucci and them could look like the type of girl he like. True. And they pieced it up, right? So please, I'm not saying there's anything between Chris Brown and Carucci. Because they may be on the greatest of terms. But the nigga that's famous for the picture like this. My favorite picture ever. I've been that dude. Same. It don't just leave. It don't just leave you. It's been a long time. It takes a lot of work. I know, but intrusive thoughts. Sometimes. Sometimes you might get a flash of that dude and got to talk yourself back into new you. That is true. Yeah. That's a fact. Listen, I love Chris, but he knew what the fuck he was doing. And look, I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just saying I don't say it as I'm intentionally trying to be messy. Yeah. That's how, I don't look at it that way. You think he was intentionally sending a message? No. What's the message? I think he was trying to message. No, no, I'm saying he was. What is the message? That I don't know. If you're Dion and Carucci, you ain't changed shit over here. The ex-nigga saying whatever, trying to get her attention, we laugh at that. No, the message is still, Cole, let me not do that, because bitches still be sending me messages to this day. My girl, let me know what the message is, man. The message means that the second you get done. I'll be there to protect you. And you sit there and wait, my nigga. Yeah, but that's the message. That is the message. Hey, whenever you get done over there with 9-toe. Right. And we love Dion Sanders. I love Dion. I'm joking about the toe. But, yeah, yeah, for sure. Anyway, back to Usher Mess. Well, as far as the girl. Bringing the girl out. Yes, yes, I think that was intentional. I think he wanted to give her the experience she wanted. And also, yeah, nigga, they're here for me. I think that's the saying that. Yeah. They're here for me is definitely the message. And she ate it all up. Of course she did. That's what she did. So to speak. I'm not against people sending messages, either. Not at all, nigga. You ain't against Messi. You ain't against none of that shit. No, I am. Friendly competition. It depends. I was going to say. He ain't against nothing but billionaires. No, I'm against pettiness if it's going to produce a problem. But if it's friendly competition, then I ain't got no issue with it. So what I'm saying is if him and Usher really got beef, like actual beef, like fighting beef, then you don't go on stage and do that. I want them to squash it. But if it's some competitive talking shit, yeah, bring her out. They might have already had that in the works, because I'm sure the girl ain't paid for her ticket. There's a rumor going around that when she came the first time, that was somebody Chris Brown knew. Oh. Which explains a little bit if it's true. That explains a lot of it. I don't pretend to know. She ain't somebody I'd call back. If she was in the crowd for him, no, nigga, you're not going to get her. You're not going to get up there and put a cherry in my mouth or do none of that seductive shit if I'm in the crowd for somebody else. Yeah. And that explains her body language. That is true. But she can't say that. She said it. So then you end up saying it. No, she said it. No, she said it. I mean, she said it enough. I'm talking about even afterwards when she went and addressed it. She said it. I ain't there for that, nigga. Yeah. That's not what I wanted. She said it about as flat out as one could say it. Exactly. All right, so we got a night full of mess over in Atlanta. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we solved it, though. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy, yo. Y'all seen that clip of Usher fucking with the mic person where he looked like he's- Yeah, that one. Yeah, I saw it. I've read a bunch of different captions about it. I couldn't tell enough just from that clip. Yeah, you can't tell enough from that clip to make nothing out of it. Because, again, shit be happening on stage with the motherfuckers that they know somebody missed a cue or something like that. And then they get backstage and they pissed off. My mic fucked up. Right, right. My in-ears, I can't hit. Y'all fucked my shit up. Yeah. I'm going to have to perform through it. But once I get back there, I'm spazzing on somebody. Yeah, true. So it could be something that simple. We don't know. It's something that somebody caught on camera. And at least now we do know that something did happen back there backstage night one. What? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? But something happened. But that story that's floating around that I'm sure a publicist came up with, but I can read between lines, about- The start. About start time. Well, you see, that story switched. When it first came out- Well, let me say what the story was. For the people that don't know, the story was Chris Brown wanted the show to start when it was supposed to start. Usher, because the show was in Atlanta, wanted to wait for more of the crowd to be in attendance. Right. Crowd was in a lot of traffic. People running late. A lot of traffic over there. You know Atlanta traffic. But when it was TMZ, when they first, first posted, it was Usher wanted to start and Chris wanted to wait. And then like 10 minutes afterwards, they switched the names. So even that is like, where are you getting this from? I think that's TMZ getting it wrong. And I think that- And correcting it. What they put out there is the first cousin of what I was saying. It's the publicist version of what I was saying. That makes sense. Which is, yo, we in my own town. We in Atlanta. I'm not performing in front of the opener crowd. I'm not performing with seats halfway full and I'm Usher and we in Atlanta. And Chris Brown is like, I'm the headliner. There's time restraints. This venue's going to close. We're going to pay overage fees. They have a low album. You have to go out there and perform as the opener and I'm the headliner. I'm the headliner. Why am I having this conversation with you? And there's supposed to be a loadout by a certain amount, a certain time. All of that. And afterwards, it's like 25 grand. Which is why they didn't perform together, any of the songs. They cut out a lot of the shit. They closed together. And that's me just speculating because I've been on tours. I know what it looked like when you're trying to tell the opening act in their hood to go out there and nobody's out there yet. Not nobody, but the crowd ain't looking like it's going to look when it's primetime peak 10 o'clock. Do you agree with that though? If I'm who? If you're Usher. Because he's not an opening act. It's not like he's going to go out there and nobody's in the stands and I'm never going to see him again. You get what I'm saying? It's throughout the duration of the show. They in and off. I mean, pardon me, on and off stage. And then they're going to close it together, all of that shit. It's not like that's going to be your only chance to be seen. Yes. And I'm doing, again, the show is all slaps. I'm doing the slaps. I'm ushering. And I'm out there first. I'm ushering. And I'm ushering. And I'm home. And this is my first time in this stadium. Yeah. I'm not doing yeah in front of 20% of the crowd. Yeah, exactly. I can't do that. I can't do that. I can't do it. See, if that's the fight. Again, like, but you're coming back out. It ain't like that's your only set. I get it. Yeah. And you're not going to be out here. If I was anybody other than Chris Brown, I would say, hey, when we get to our hometown, we pay the overage fees. But Chris Brown just got hit with whatever dog shit he got hit with. I'm not paying. and no extra money nowhere. Start the show and end the show and we here for five nights. That part. We here for five nights, dog. Just go out there. But if you usher and you in Atlanta, I ain't going front. I don't want to hear that. Yeah. So both sides have a valid argument to me. Yeah. This is not one of five. And I can see why we'd be doing some yelling backstage. I can see it. I get it. Yeah. I get it. Touring is tough. It is. Touring is tough. Because that's like Chris saying now, when we go to Richmond and when we go to D.C., that means what? It means the show goes not as normal because that's what happens. D.C., the conversation, respectfully. No, I'm saying, but that's his hometown. It ain't the same. It don't matter. It ain't the same. It don't matter. Richmond different. It don't matter. In terms of the cost, that, in terms of the. It's the reason why they're doing five shows in Atlanta. They're not doing five shows in D.C. I'm not disagreeing. I'm talking about the principle and the premise behind why you would do that. Well, the principle. The principle is the same, but I think it's a non-existent problem in Richmond. D.C.? D.C.? D.C. could be a problem. D.C. could be an issue, but. Stop it. There's a lot of traffic down there. D.C.? Yeah, but they're not doing five shows in D.C. That's a fact. They're not doing five shows. Atlanta is like New York, is like L.A. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the end of. That's it. I'll throw Texas in there. Maybe Chicago. No. Houston. Yeah, Houston. Houston, for sure. And that's the end of the list with Chicago for me being an honorary mention, and that cut that way. I agree with that. No, I agree with that. Like, even the New York show that we went to, the one a couple weeks ago. Bro, they canceled all the shows before that and the shows after that. But they did that. You made that up. You made that up. You made sure you come. We coming to New York. Well, Jersey, but we coming to New York. You can't miss that one. All right. Do we care about Dave Chappelle roasting Charlie Kirk? Now, listen, before I even got to. He's already roasted. Yeah. Sorry. Oh, shit. All right, Martin. That was a good fucking show. All right, Martin. That was a good shot. That was a good shot, buddy. I heard people tearing Dave's Madison Square Garden show to pieces. Really? I heard good things. I heard great things. I liked it. I heard nothing but. Loved it. Nothing but horrible things about that show. And again, I wasn't there, and I hate parting like I'm ish with. I heard, I heard, I heard. But I heard it from enough people to where I'm putting enough validity. I heard it. You take a lot of good reviews. Oh, no. It's people that love Dave. But, I mean, word is, and Poe was here to confirm it. Now, he came out late. He came out at 10 p.m. A lot of openers. Cypher Sounds opened twice. If I'm at a show and Cypher. Respectfully. If I'm at a comedy show and Cypher Sounds gets two opening. I'm saying something. I am saying something. It said his set was a little short. How long was it set? It said some of it they have heard before. I was going to say, I heard it was repetitive jokes. Yeah. So, we ain't. That's not what you expect of Dave in the Garden. No, no. Not Dave in the Garden. No. We saw Dave in the Garden. We went. It was nothing like what you're describing. The openers was fire all the way through. His set was fire. He did longer than 45 minutes. Yes, he did. I didn't feel like I was waiting at all. He brought out Travis Scott. Like, she was. Oh, yeah. He brought out people. He brought out people at the end. Yeah, he was lit. Poe, you had a good time? Well, you had that thing with you. Oh, yeah. He had that whack. He had no joke. Yeah, he didn't hear nothing. That whack in the air. He took a black girl with some ass to the Dave Chappelle show. He was a hit. That's a hit. That's a smash. Anyway, I'm glad Poe enjoyed it. Is there anything you can tell us about it? Because we just about to talk Charlie Kirk. Were you offended when he dissed Charlie Kirk? I was a little surprised. I asked him if he was offended. You ask white people questions, they answer something. Yeah, I was surprised. I said, were you offended? Like a riot, ready to rally. Why is this a big deal? Explain it to me. Can we play the clip? Yes, we can play the clip. I have no idea. I can talk and I'll find it. Why is it a big deal? Why? Tell me why. It's a big deal because people made a big deal when, oh boy, did the George Floyd kind of similar joke. Yeah, after Kevin Hart rose. After Kevin Hart rose. That's the only reason why it's a big deal. By the way, just as he's loading it up, the phones were, you couldn't bring a phone out. Yeah, the yonder bags. I think part of us, he thought this joke, in general, wouldn't make it out. I don't think so. But at least not all jokes do. Because I think that, again, even at this show, like I said, my baby mom's the one, she gave me a little recap, and the Netflix logo popped up first, which tells you this is going to be a special at some point. This is going to be the one, okay. He tours it, and that's what he does. He tours it, they film a couple different cities. Man, different cities. And they chop in, you know, edit the footage together, and then at some point down the line, they release this as a Netflix special. And I do think that joke will be in there. Well, you want to hear it? Here you go. But somebody did have their phone recorded, though. Before the Netflix releases, you do normally see something from Dave to piss off a particular group that makes that group go and watch that. So let's see. I have it here. It's not the greatest audio, but I'm going to play it for you anyway. I feel fucked up saying this. It's scary being a public speaker. And I mean, look, ever since that guy, Charlie Kirk, got murdered, and I can't say this publicly, but I feel better. I know I shouldn't say that, but it's just a feeling. I didn't ask you this one. I just be driving around like, why am I in such a good mood all the time? And this is another piece from it. And that's him making a call back to the George, Tony Hinchcliffe at the Kevin Hart roast. I want to say that was. Yes, it was. But what do we think about this? What do we think? Nothing. Hot takes galore. Come on. What we got? I don't feel offended because now stuff has started to surface with Charlie Kirk making a myriad of jokes about a bunch of dead people. Yeah. So if you can make those jokes about dead people that die unfortunately, then those jokes can be made about you. You ain't give a fuck about nobody else's family or how they would interpret that shit. So why would somebody have empathy or grace for yours? Hmm. Yeah. That part. They got them making jokes about the Gaza Strip, talking about some jokes about Gaza Strip saying that, if it was one specific joke, he said, yo, they said if you were gay, they would hang you off of the tallest building in the Gaza Strip. Well, guess what? There are no more buildings and like, it's not funny, right? So again, if you, if you don't give a fuck about nobody else's family, nobody should have. They don't care about you. Yeah. Fuck them. Yeah. I, he cracked on the George Floyd shit. He, he, he said a bunch of shit, bro, about people that have passed away. So I don't spare, you know, nothing. I, I would say one, I hold space for him to be able to say the joke, right? Cause I think that's always where people start and end, right? Is that, I think we, and we probably all agree on that, right? Like you have a right to make that joke. Mm-hmm. Um, I wouldn't make that exact joke, not because I, not that I wouldn't make equally dark jokes or I, I just, that joke to me wasn't good enough. Like the payoff wasn't good enough for that. But I, I love his courage in saying it. And I think comedy is about speaking truth. And I think there's a way that if, if these people will make this joke over the Kevin Hart roast, in some ways, his joke was a commentary on that. It was. Yeah. Um, it wasn't even about. The second one. Yeah. The second one was a, was a commentary on that. It wasn't really about Charlie Kirk. And like you said, if Charlie Kirk is out here doing, and saying all this shit, then it's kind of all bets are off. I do think about his family and how his family who didn't make those jokes will receive it. Like how his wife will receive it, for example. But after hearing his wife talk, it's hard to have that much sympathy. So it's like, while I personally may not make that exact, that joke. Mm-hmm. I ain't got no sympathy. It's, it's hard. It's hard to have sympathy for. I want to leave room. Chappelle always manages, like with the trans jokes, for instance, it was a story. Where he ended up being the, uh, his trans friend that commited suicide or whatever the story was. I need to hear this in context of the picture he's painting. Yeah. Cause he'll call it, he'll call back. It'll be a point why I made this all the way at the end. Where you're like, oh shit. Yeah. Cause say what you want about his trans jokes. That whole, I went to watch, I went to watch Jim Carrey on set. Uh, joke was phenomenal. Yes, it was. Was apps and he wouldn't break character. That, that was, that was some of the best shit ever. So like Parks was saying, maybe there's more to this other than, but I also don't think that he was joking. At all. No, he wasn't joking. I don't think he was joking at all. I think that was very just in his normal conversational type bag where I think that really happened to him. I think he was just in his car one day and was like, oh man, that just happened. And that was the joke. Yeah. The joke was that I was just driving and I'm in a great mood. Oh, like that was the joke. Yeah. But I think with the trans stuff, I think the issue I've taken among many about his trans jokes, which I think are excessive overkill and punching down in a lot of ways is when you're punching that Charlie Kirk in this context, you're punching at the power structure. You're punching at MAGA. You're punching at white supremacy. You're punching at all Trump, all of it. So I think that's a much more, formidable foe to me than, than what we've seen in the past. So I also look at it that way too. Cause again, it's not like, oh, this random person died and I'm mocking it like to your point, parks is a bigger conversation to be had. Yeah. I'd love to hear the joke in context, but just from what I heard again, I don't, I don't like to mock death, although I don't have a problem criticizing people after they die. Just mocking the death itself. Doesn't, isn't my thing, but I don't feel like that's what he was doing. I don't feel like it feels like he was doing something more. So it felt like he was holding a mirror up the motherfuckers. - Yes. - Like, yo, it wasn't a problem when that joke was made on the Kevin Hart roast and y'all was wondering why people were so outraged about it. Well, here, here's this mirror. Right. How you feel now. And that's the genius of comedy. Exactly. It's particularly his comedy. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Go Dave. Yeah. Go Dave. Go Dave. What else is important? What else is important, unimportant? I got a, well, one thing that's important because we got criticized for not. And when you say we, you mean you. Oh, it was both. They said the show. Oh, no. And then they talked, I can show you. Mark, don't be, don't be foolish, Mark. You know, they were talking about you. And then they said it about us. Yes, but they meant me. But they were talking about you. They don't expect me to come chat out, Keisha. They don't. Yeah, that's true. But I'm here to do it. So they were saying that we didn't pay sufficient attention. Some said any attention, which isn't really true, but that we didn't pay sufficient attention to Keisha Lance Bottoms and her historic victory as the first black woman governor. And I believe the first black governor. Yeah, the first black governor and the first black woman governor. of the great state of Georgia. And so first thing I want to do is just salute her and acknowledge that Keisha Lance Bottoms fought a wonderful campaign and she won the race. I also want to shout out Stacey Abrams. Stacey. Because you don't have any success in Georgia statewide. You don't have these presidents or even these Democratic nominees winning the state until you get Stacey Abrams entering that mix and saying, we can win Georgia. Georgia is winnable. Georgia is beatable. Georgia can be a blue state. There's too many people in DeKalb, Fulton County, excuse me, and DeKalb County to some extent. There's too many people who are black in the state for us not to win. We can expand the electorate. We can win. So I want to shout her out. I want to really shout out Stacey Abrams for being an architect because she ran for governor and didn't win. And there's a whole lot of factors behind that. And I'm glad to see that. But the other reason I want to bring it up is because she announced a transition team on Friday. And the internet went in an uproar a bit because Tyler Perry was one of the names that was placed on her transition team. Okay. Okay. Why? Why were people upset or why did she do it? Why were people upset? Because they say it's unserious. They say like, you know, when you put together like a presidential or gubernatorial transition team, you put together like serious political operatives and political voices and things like that, you don't put Medea. That's what people were saying. I actually think, I see it differently. Yeah, that's confusing the character with the business mind. Or the actor or the whatever, right? The creative, whatever you want to say. Yeah, yeah. I don't see it that way. I don't either. Like you said, that's a business mind there. That ain't Medea. Right. It's a character they can play. Right. And that's how people act. A transition team is a group of advisors and professionals assembled by a candidate, elect, or incoming leader such as a president, governor, or mayor to prepare for taking office and ensure an orderly handover of power. Am I missing something? Is that it? Yeah. That's not my right. That's right. Then I guess I get why they, why? But here's the thing. When you do a transition team, you're not just thinking about, I mean, it's not like someone's going to overtake the state of Georgia and we're going to go to like a foreign interest, right? It's how do we make sure the right positions are filled? It's how do we hit the ground running with our policies, et cetera. There's a lot of reasons why you would put somebody on a transition team. And by the way, he ain't the first billionaire to be on a transition team. He's not the first philanthropist to be on a transition team. I don't know how to pick. Yeah, I don't believe it. Like, I'm looking up Trump's. I don't know how to pick at all. I'm looking up Trump's. Trump's might not be the best example because he might be doing a lot of. Linda McMahon was on his shit. Right. But some might say, yeah, we don't want to follow Trump's lead. That's true, that's true. But. Tyler Perry did it. He did it from scratch. Yeah, yeah. To set up that big-ass facility he got down there in Atlanta and gave out tons of jobs and gave actors their fucking highest pay days. Yep, yep. And if you notice about Tyler Perry, I mean, I've never met the gentleman, but you have to assume that he's highly intelligent because everywhere he goes, they give him not just some talent content position. They put him at the head of the company so they could try to lease some of that information he got in his brain. So I'm not mad. I'm not mad at that being done on a political level. And at the bare minimum, at the bare minimum, he's hella resourceful. Yeah, right. Because again, he's making sugar out of shit. Like, these networks are giving him the minimum to work with and he's turning that shit into gold. So, you know what I mean? Yeah. And, you know, when you look at Atlanta's economy, especially over the last two decades as it shifts more toward entertainment, I mean, the fact that he built a studio, a soundstage, I mean, that's part of Atlanta's economy. It's not just that he knows how to make money for himself. He's helped generate revenue to the state itself. In addition to his philanthropic work, in addition to his know-how, et cetera. I have criticisms of the choice and of Tyler Perry, but I'm not surprised, right? I mean, Keisha Lance Bottoms is one of the architects, not architects, she's one of the early supporters of Cop City in Atlanta, which was a huge infrastructure that is very dangerous to the citizens and to the vulnerable in particular. Tyler Perry's been a big supporter of Atlanta police. He's held events for the police. So for me, as somebody on the left, and somebody who's abolitionist, yeah, I wouldn't love that. But that's a different argument. You know, I don't love billionaires. So yeah, I wouldn't love a billionaire helping to shape policy, but that's a different argument. They're treating Tyler Perry as if he doesn't belong to your point. Like, he's not qualified when, in fact, he has the mind and the experience of everybody else. And when other billionaires, when Linda McMahon gets brought on, they made her the damn secretary of education. You know, it's like certainly Tyler Perry is qualified as an educated person, an informed person, and a successful person to do it. I've built a billion-dollar business here in this state. Right. But they don't look at us in the same way that they look at the other billionaires. When we build a billion, especially if it comes from entertainment or some other shit, it's almost like some shut-up-and-dribble money. Right. And that's how they acted. And that's what they did. And that's what they're saying. And you're not against, you say you're not against anyone bringing in business people or business minds into outside fields. No. Because you're bringing up Linda McMahon, and I'm not capable of her, but she wasn't a part of the WWE and infrastructure. That's the whole thing. So when you bring up Linda McMahon, I'm trying to understand the point that you're making. She might be. I'm sorry. She might. Okay, she was part of the WWE infrastructure and all that. They brought her in as the secretary of education. After the first secretary of education that he brought in did a shitty job. Got it. Right. Because he brought in two female wives, Nancy DeVos, and then Linda McMahon, and they both fucked up. I was just addressing the fact of the mind and bringing in and bringing in people outside who have created business or was a part of it. Right, I'm with all of that. That's all I'm addressing. But not as a secretary of education. I got you. I got it. And oftentimes, because you were successful in the private sector, that don't necessarily mean it's going to translate into the public sector. But if you don't have any outrage over here, there should be no outrage over here. That's all I'm saying. Exactly. I just don't think in Atlanta, there's nobody better to help transition bottoms than Tyler Perry. Pause. God damn it. He wrote that joke. Y'all know they had to add that. I've been waiting all day. He's right at the line. But I do have a question for y'all that's actually more important than anything we've talked about all day. What's up? And I need Joe for this as well, but when he comes back. Okay, yeah. You get two inches. Huh? Speak for yourself, buddy. It's a gift. Trust me, you'll need it. Hear me out. You talking to his head, nigga. It's two inches. He coughed at that, right? Two inches. You offended my man. No, he didn't. Why you looking down at his pants, freak boy? Come on, go ahead. Somebody's giving you two inches. Of? This is the question. You get four choices. You can get two inches of hairline. You can get two inches off your belly. You can get two inches of height or two inches of meat. Everybody got to answer. Hairline, belly. Where you want to start? Height and meat. We'll start with parks. Hairline, height, meat, or belly? I guess I would have to, I'm going to have to do belly, man. You know, I'm getting older. Dad bod, you know what I mean? I call bullshit. Okay. Bullshit. You're the thinnest person in here. Bullshit. You're the tallest person in here. Stop hating my man. You got the swirly curls. He said what he said. Skinny, you wear 29 weights. Here's the real answer. Here's Parks' real answer. My hair is perfect. I'm skinny. I'm already tall as fuck, but I'm not saying I want two more inches of dick size. I'm not going to say I need two more inches of meat. I don't want two inches more of dick. You did the other ones, though. He's trying to say my dick big as hell. That's what he's trying to say. He tried to reverse call it. I'm going with the height. Yeah, he tried to. I heard him. No, I'm not saying like you need it. I'm just saying like that's too, I don't think anyone's going to give that answer. My theory is no one's going to say that ain't that. He keeps saying he said what he said. Okay. You're going to get to 5'10". 5'6". Fuck y'all, man. I thought you might have said hair. Nah, nah, nah. Two inches of hairline What two inches of hair are going to be found? What the hell am I going to do? My dick big as hell. I know what you're going to say. Me. What are you talking about, nigga? What's going on? Y'all niggas sitting around here. I'm mad at myself for being surprised. Y'all niggas sitting around here fronting. It's cool, though. Y'all niggas fronting. It's cool. Hey, give me two more. I mean, I'm fine because I'm in a relationship. I'm talking about in a hypothetical scenario. Absolutely. Oh, shit. Goddamn. Goddamn. Niggas say, I'm fine because I'm in a relationship. In a relationship. Nah, niggas talk heavy on these hoes. Nigga, what they talking about? - Nah, I'm chillin'. - He not, he just saying that. - Y'all niggas is frontin', it's cool. - I'm not frontin'. - I ain't frontin'. - I ain't know ya. - I know. - I'm frontin'. - I just want her to walk boldly. - Hold on, you think I'm frontin' for real? - You want her to walk with a lip, right boy? - It's on you, yo. - No, bro, I got questions. - No, answer freeze. - I answered my question. - Answer freeze. - You think I'm frontin'? - Yeah. - Answer freeze, bro. - Answer freeze. - You see my dick? - As I said, you think I'm frontin'? - He said y'all, he said y'all, and then parts only to that answer. - Yeah, freak out his leg up, yeah, tell him freeze. Don't forget, boy. That's real, like, he relaxed. - I am relaxed. - Nigga, I'm hung like a horse. Let's go. - They saying, yeah. - That little move he did at the baby shower on the floor, you gotta be holdin' a little bit to do that. - Yeah. - Yo, for real. You do that move on the right carpet, you gon' come. - Oh, my. - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. - Goddammit. - Yo, what the fuck, yo? - I did that same move when I discovered Skinner Max for the first time. I was fuckin' the shit out that floor. - That ain't gonna work, too. - Holy shit. - Yeah, it was fucked up, I came. It was only awkward, 'cause I wasn't home. - Niggas will have that conversation. - Yo, what the fuck? - Yeah, that's what made it awkward. I didn't know where none of the clean up utensils was. - Where was you at, yo? - In this house. - I was at a friend of my dad's. - You a freak ass bro, yo. - Friend of my friend and my dad's. - Niggas will all have that conversation. Tell the truth. - I totally had you pegged for a different answer. - Pegged? - Pegged. - Okay, gotcha. - What answer? - I thought you would have said either hairline or stomach. - I thought he said stomach. - Stomach would've been my first choice. - Being in the gym every day, nigga. - Get that, the gym. - Yeah, yeah, it's called, it's, okay. - He's saying you haven't, so he thought that would've been the easy one. - That's not what he's saying. - Why you play with my stomach like that? - I never thought he would pick stomach over there. - I didn't think over there, but anyway. Mark? - Uh, height. I would take height. That would make me six feet. I'm 5'10, that would make me six feet. That would change life for me. - That's more, yeah, but that's more disappointment. - No, it's not. - When she, when she, when she unbuckled that. - Dang, the tallest I've ever worked with. - What's he mean, what, what, one day we just gonna call her on the show. That's gonna stop all this shit. - Oh, shit. - Nah, 'cause you the only one wanna talk to us still. I ain't, I ain't lookin' for nobody. - Oh, man. - Well, I ain't lookin' for nobody. - That's a good reverse cut. - That was, that was. - Flip? - I agree with Ish, nigga. - Hi. - He's takin' the dick. - No, takin' the dick. - Oh, yeah, dick, dick, dick. - Oh, yeah, no. - He meant what he, he said what he said. Hey, yeah. - Are you takin' the dick, though, seriously? - Nah, I'm not takin' the dick, but yeah. - Just answer the question. - Added two more inches, yes. - Yeah, but you in a win-win, because if you'da chose stomach, your dick woulda got bigger. - Oh, all right, yo. - I'm serious. - Right. - That's a win-win. - Yo, I hope you're four inches. - It happened to me. - I hope you choose me. - It happened to me. - So imagine when he get in the gym, he got the two extra inches already. Damn, he gonna slim up. - Oh. - Now he get extra four. - Get a size six up in the end. - Hey, yo, stop talking. This shit is on camera, nigga, stop. Stop talking, nigga. - Oh, man. - I don't wanna talk to you about my, I don't. - Talk to who? - I don't wanna talk to you about my dick bein' on camera. - Paul, man, I'm just sayin', just be mindful. Be mindful when you talk to me. Let's keep it goin'. I'm just sayin', don't crack no jokes. That's what I'm tellin' you. Yeah, look at, squint your eyes, nigga. - Who you talkin' to? - You. - Can't be. - Joseph Anthony Button, nigga, jab, nigga. - You can't be talkin' to me. - Talkin' to Jab, boy. - Jab. - Jab. - Talkin' to Jab. - Look at that, get your shit on the lips. - Okay, so you, all right. I woulda chose, I woulda chose dick, too, but. - We heard. - We know, we heard. - Duh. Duh. - Don't do that, don't do that. That's a clip. We gotta drop, y'all. - Stop. - Yeah. - But I think, I think I like where, I like where Mark and Freeze went with the height. Like, I'm engaged. Who cares what size my dick is? - It's a hypothetical, bro. - I know, but I'm sayin', I would like, I like, everybody that sees me gonna know what that two inches of height look like. Everybody ain't gonna know what I did down there, they ain't gonna, man, I would want, I would want those mid-my-twos, mid-night. - But the people know what you workin' with. - Now you can prove 'em wrong. - You guys got more reruns than what's happenin'. Boy, they will rerun a joke back. So yeah, I think I'ma go with height. I think I'ma go with height. - Yeah, I'm definitely height. - See, I would've thought people over six feet wouldn't do that, but that makes sense to me now that you said it. I would've assumed, again, my thought was the people in here who were bald would choose the hair. - Hell no. - People that were shorter would choose height. - See, I don't want hair. - That's what I thought, too. - I'd care less about hair. - I thought this room's hair was gonna be a hit. - Yeah, yeah, me too. Not one person here said hair. - Your hair is so overrated. - Hair's overrated, man. - That shit is so overrated. - It's overrated. - Okay. - What the fuck you think it sounds like? - That guy's got a dick in the brain. - Jesus. - It's like a hair, boy. - It's your bad man, yo. - Mark, before we leave all our political stuff, do you wanna hit this-- - That was in the political conversation? - Well, right before this, we were in politics. - What? - We were in politics, we're from politics. - It's a dick. - This is my favorite. - The range. - The range. - Who else? - Who else? - Oh, man. - 'Cause, do you wanna talk about this, the girls walking by the camera at Ole Miss? - Yeah, man. - Making the noises. - I didn't like it, I think we got audio, but we probably don't need to relay it now. - We're not fucking talking. - We don't need it. Yeah, you right. Y'all right, y'all right, y'all right. But yeah, these young co-eds, these college students, these girls were walking past a black person's dorm room, literally chanting like ape sounds, making ape sounds as they walked by. They got caught on camera doing it, and as disgusting and outrageous as that is, Ole Miss' response to it, which is what I'm pulling up, is ridiculous, right? They said they're investigating it, they called it offensive, and they said, this goes against our values, basically, and they said it was offensive, hurtful, and unacceptable behaviors that conflict with our values, and they say that they condemn the behavior and that they're actively investigating. I'm not sure what they have to investigate. The people are on camera, making ape noises. Like, there's no confusion here. Unfortunately, this feels like a moment where the university is basically gonna do nothing. But say the right stuff. They're gonna say this is wrong, we didn't like it, it was hurtful, we're sorry this happened, we're gonna work on racial learning, and then that's it. And they're gonna hope it dies down. And I don't think anything's gonna happen to those young women. They were in a sorority or something, and I heard that the sorority issue that they disassociated from them. Whatever comes with being in a fraternity or sorority, they no longer have access to it. That's great. And the girl that has been identified, because they identified one of the girls, she's no longer enrolled. Right, but see, no longer, okay. But they don't know if she got kicked out or she just voluntarily withdrew. I don't even know if, by law, they could say if they kicked her out of school, right? That's where everything gets tricky. Yeah. But they usually, they often hide behind that to not do anything. I've seen in universities where someone does something foul, they don't wanna kick these people out 'cause they have sympathy for them, so they tell them to withdraw. Withdraw from your classes, we'll give you incomplete for the semester. And then they can publicly announce they're no longer enrolled. They're no longer here. Right. Which is-- It's the resign thing all over again. Exactly. And one of the girls has a dad that runs a business, I wanna say cyber security, but I could be getting the business wrong, but the dad was recently involved in some scandal where he called somebody a monkey. Really? So this monkey thing is like-- Tracks. Yeah. And they showed a picture of the girl. Beautiful girl. A beautiful girl. Quickly explained why they might wanna go by her door and do some bullshit. This girl was absolutely beautiful. So I'm praying for her. I hope she's all right. That could be extremely traumatizing. I don't know what year she's in. Hopefully she's not a freshman, but whatever year she's in, it's a horrible experience to have happen to you. Imagine that being your kid. Imagine being your kid, away at college, and you get that call. You see that happen. In a place where you feel as though they're protected. Yes. Imagine having to come up with the restraint to not slap that complete dog shit out of two white broads. Mm-hmm. That part. Mm-hmm. 'Cause that's what they want. That's the fucked up part. The second you do that, you've got like now-- Now you getting expelled. Yeah. No, but now they'll flip it and be like, you see? You see they're violent. Yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah, you see their stunts. So I'm hoping, part of why, why I wanted to raise this story up is so that we can keep attention on Ole Miss so that they don't have the luxury of sweeping under the rug. Because if they know we're watching, they'll do something different. Exactly. I agree. You know, just telling people not to enroll is not enough. Maybe the answer's kicking them out permanently. Maybe it's a suspension for a year or two. Something. Something. Something. But it can't be, you know, let's just pretend this didn't happen. And just one more thing, this is not a free speech issue. 'Cause that's what, I don't want people to think that this is a free speech issue. Free speech does not give you the right to racially intimidate other people. And two white students in Mississippi walking past a black kid's dorm shouting ape noises is racial intimidation. Also, every university has a code of conduct. And these codes of conduct deal with climate issues. And it does not foster the climate that they say they want in a university. In fact, it's a violation of the climate. To again, to play on racial stereotypes and to engage in racial forms of abuse. And that's what's happening here. So I don't want people to say this is kids being kids. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's not. Any and every university, your job is to keep all of those children, or students, safe. Safe and comfortable. Yeah, and protected. Everybody. Yep. No matter what they look like. No matter how old they are, everybody. So when this happens. If I was black at Ole Miss, I'd question that. And they always have. I don't think anything's going to change about Mississippi. And that's the question. I don't think anything's going to change. Where do we start? I hear everybody talk about Mississippi. Well, it's blue now. They just started. Getting a new senator might help. We got to see what's going on. Okay. That speaks volumes, especially for Mississippi. It's a lot of shit in Mississippi, yo. Please, nobody from there call us. It's just a lot of shit. So, Fabio, this gospel shit is starting to work now. Oh, yeah. I heard one that wasn't bad. A couple of them ain't bad. I came here before. I was like, he's. Body! B-flip is hard. I'm used to getting dressed for the devil. I switched the styles. Speed is hard. And when I meditate and talk to God, I sit in silence. And when I know that Jesus is with me, I get the wild heart. You got the light of the kingdom, get it with miles. She said she got the Lord on her body. She fit for marriage. I got God in my life. Switchin' habits. I don't like it. I'm not mad at it. I'm mad at it. I'm not mad. Shit sounds good. He keep putting out these little gospel snippets that sound great. And every time, because it's gospel and Fabio, we just hit him with a. Not mad. Not mad. But they keep getting a little better. Almost like he's practicing. He's serious. Right. He's taking it serious. Whether we believe him or not, this Monica flip and his flow on this beat, this is hard. This is hard. This is hard. So, I don't know what Fabio's plan is. And I'm not mad at nobody changing their life. Word. If you feel, you do what's best for you, and you felt like, hey, the life I was living is a path I no longer want to be on, but I still want to embrace my talent and my craft. I'm just shifting focus. By all means, yo, I think that's the best shit you can do. I love it. At the same time, letting young people know that if they want to do that and publicly come out as being religious or Christian or whatever the case may be, that you welcomed over here, and it ain't nothing to be ashamed of. I think it's fine, because that really happens. Yeah. Same, same. And don't let the devil have all the good music, right? Like, you don't have to. Great point. When you make gospel music, you can still sound great. It can be great. You can use hot beats. You can still have an amazing flow. You can still do all those things and have content that's compelling to people. I love it. I loved. I hate when some people make gospel music because it's not good music. Yeah. Their R&B music is great. Their rap music is great. And then when they hit that other side, it's trash. But when you see people like Michelle Williams, for example, who makes great. gospel music, and she's really a gospel legend at this point, when you look at Al Green in his prime, you know what I mean? He made great gospel music. Obviously, Aretha with Amazing Grace is great. That's, like, maybe the standard. But, you know, this is another example of, like, yo, you can make some really good shit. It's not corny, and I would want to listen to it regardless. I can still wear gold chains. I can still have on my drip. I can still do all of those things and lead a different life. I think people question it. I can still be the. worst speller of words in the world and do gospel music, right? Yeah. Like, even that's fly. Oh, man. Yeah? Yeah, that whole motherfucking. Listen, y'all, the Dominicans and the Republicans got to get it together. That was wild. That was wild, even by Favi's standards. Did that really happen? Yes. I think all that's intentional, man. I think that's on purpose. Ice. Yo, the Dominicans and the Republicans have to get it together. But I think he just knew he got something, and every time I do it, it works. So let me just keep doing it. And I'll tell you one thing. Because they got spellcheck. Not to be selfish. Yeah, but Dominican, he spelled it right. Dominican spelled it right. If you put Republicans, the AI would put Democrats. It's some shit. Yeah, so. He didn't know it was intentional. Self-snitching. Right. I do that shit all the time. Yeah, it works. I don't do it all the time, but. And I'll tell you, real quick. God. I just want to. God forbid Joe Budden say something on the Joe Budden podcast. Yo! Not to be selfish, but since Bobby has gone gospel, River Road's been safe. I knew he was about to say that. River Road's been. It ain't been a shootout at Chipotle. It ain't been fucking 100 goons at the hookah spot. Praise me. Yeah, I love. Did you just say praise me? I did. All right. How you gonna put that on there? I'm not putting it on Fabio. Fabio's always peaceful over here, but since he went gospel to peace, it's been even more peaceful. Shout out to Fabio. So we absolutely love Fabio. Yo, continue down this track. Seriously. So that my neighborhood can be squeaky clean. Right. So I can get my burrito bowl without getting shot in the ass. My introduction to Fabio when I didn't know what song was what or who he was, I just saw a video of him and 100 people hopping out the highway. What's the highway over there? It was the Van Wick. They hopped out on the Van Wick and shot a video. When it was still under construction. Like on a Friday night. I remember. Like Saturday night. And stopped the bridge and all that. Yeah. The car's like beep, beep, beep. He didn't give a fuck. They kept shooting. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he brought that out to River Road. You gotta love it. And ever since then, you've been scared. You gotta love it. You gotta love it. Nah, that's my man. Good guy. Good guy. Keep down this bro. Keep down this route, man. We need more positive influences. Keep fighting the good fight. We love you, Fabio. Fight the good fight. What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? All right, so I never paid attention to any of the rumors coming out of the power universe, right? With fucking Ghost and Courtney Camp and what happened to the show that all of us loved. I heard little bits and pieces from Courtney Camp in regards to 50 Cent and I heard 50 Cent speak in regards to Courtney Camp. That relationship, you could tell, was a little strange so you never know. I took it all with a grain of salt. Recently, I heard Amari Hardwick speak on this for the first time and I was surprised. I'm gonna play the clip for y'all. Like to hear it, hear it go. 50 made a comment that Courtney was trying to write Ghost off like an early or episodes. Like, were you aware of that time? So you had heard that before and thought it was a lie? Because who would ever do that? There was definitely a shift. And he's so kind you gotta read between the lines. The most talented people are treated not necessarily the greatest. Mm. I think there's a lot of small asses in big seats in life trying to relegate the big, the small seats in life. So I started to know the lay of the land as it pertained to New York City. New York having me and knowing what that smells like. What up, O? What up, Ghost? Jay always says nine dudes will kill for Omari. One might have an issue. Hate when that happens. Gary, sometimes one might have an issue. I picked it up. Mm. And I never said anything, did I? No. You didn't. I think. That's why I always rock with 50. I always pray for Courtney. Always. Never stop praying for her. Shouted out the other day. Gifted. I can still acknowledge God giving a gift. All of it served me. Listen, I never known Omari Hardwick to be a liar. Mm-mm. I mean, I never known him. And he still was graceful, though. He was still even graceful in that. But he doesn't strike me as a liar. Part of that is because he does poetry. Like, poets get more grace than me, from me. Okay. A lie tip. I'd seen him before at the satire, moving around, moving and shaking. I like how he moves. I like how he ends. I've spoken to him before. I like him and his brother. Hearing him speak on this, and the word is that Courtney Kemp was trying to fuck a few niggas in the power universe. That's what the rumor is. Yeah, that's what he said. 50 was saying. I did hear that. That she was trying to get some dick from him, from Omari, and he dubbed it, and then she tried to kill his character off. Why did that say that? That doesn't sound like That's crazy. Power dynamics? Yeah. That would be. I don't know if that's true or not, but I do know Omari pretty well, and like him a lot. He's a good dude. Yeah, yeah, shout out to him. Always, that I know, good character, super humble. I mean, as humble as you can be being ghost, you know what I mean? But also very trustworthy and honest. So I believe him on the killing the character, and I trust his assessment. Well, we gotta believe because we saw the fire burning building scene, which looked like that was supposed to be the end of Ghost. Right. No, that was supposed to be in the painting. I hear y'all. You saying Ghost was supposed to die in there? I'm saying that that looked like in the original writing room story that Ghost was over for, and something happened, and it got flipped. That's one of them scenes where in the writing room, you could just alternate the ending real quick, but that's what that scene looked like. When I hear, when I listen to, because I listened to that clip you played before as well, Amari's made it very clear that 50's his man. So in them type of instances, I'm not gonna say I take what he say with a grain of salt, but if I know you have an alliance with one of the people, like very, very, very close, very tight, you gonna ride for him, that's my man, like he's went on to say how early in his career, like 50 kind of long time ago. Yeah, shit like that. So I would never speak ill against you, and I'm always ride with you. Some of that might taint the way you've seen certain shit happen. - Maybe. - I'ma leave it. I tend to go to, how did we get that alliance? Well, like I said, if it goes to him. Me too. But if it goes to him saying, even early, early, early on, you loaned me money and basically saved me when I was fucked up, that could be how we got to the alliance. Yeah, but that behavior normally has a carryover effect. Normally, the guy who held me down in a time of need probably didn't stop holding me down at any point, especially when I'm. And me holding him down. When I'm in direct. Me holding that guy down also goes. Even if it comes to. You may think that he's lying for a fifth. I'm not saying lying. I'm just saying that if I. He's saying he could be speaking favorably of him because of the relationship that they have. But it shapes how he sees the situation. I don't necessarily mean lying. You can just interpret things a little differently. If there's a benefit of doubt, you're giving it to your man. If it's a question of whose character to trust, you're going to trust your man. Yeah, but I think that Amari has had direct dealings with Kourtney Kemp. If that didn't exist, then maybe I'd be inclined to roll with you. And that's why. I think he's got his own experience with Kourtney Kemp to know how he was either supposed to be treated or how he was treated, how he was handled. Didn't feel right. Like you said, he was at the top of the world. He spoke to it real, real, real poetically. If you picked it up. No, poetically. He's saying, yo, dawg, I'm outside in New York. Like, at this point, I'm ghost. She thought she was bigger than the show. 50 Cent said this years ago. Before this new feud, 50 Cent, this years ago, I think they was trying to kill him off season four. Like, you know what I mean? And then they said that, basically, she was the lead writer, and she started being bigger than everybody else up there. And it's like, you can't do that, because, fam, nobody knows who's in the writing room. Niggas know the head leader of the most popular show on TV. They know who we see. And with respect, you was in a relationship with 2-Bit. So, yeah, it's safe to assume that you could have tried to fuck ghosts. It is. Courtney Hoffman. Oh, god damn. Yo, dawg. Jesus. She was in a relationship with 2-Bit. I believe you. Really? Yes. That's a fact. That ain't a Joe Budden fact. That's a real thing. That's not a Joe Budden fact. Yeah, you know there's Joe Budden facts. Joe Budden fact, yeah. And there's facts. So, if somebody say that she was trying to fuck multiple niggas in the universe, and then you look at it, I'm just saying it's believable. I don't know nobody's business. I believe that's a thing. Very, very, very believable. I don't believe it don't stop at power. I think a lot of these. Situations happen like that. True. Motherfuckers are trying to fuck the people that they are writing on, and all right, cool. Casting and all that shit. Casting all that shit. We've seen motherfuckers go to prison over this. Like, I think that is a thing. No, I'm just saying, I think it's a thing. I guess when it's women, I guess when it's the opposite way, it's different, right? We don't shed that much light on it. It's not different. It's still power dynamics, right? Which affected how he eventually was paid in a contract renegotiation. We're talking about shedding. We're talking about the uproar. No one's shedding light on it as if it's opposite a man doing it to a woman. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, it's different. I'm going to shed a light on it no matter who it is. I don't know. I don't have enough evidence of the Courtney thing. I've heard the rumors, but I just don't know it to be true, so I don't want to double down on that. What I know to be true is that they killed that ghost character. Too soon. Way too soon. Way too soon. And it's so much so that it does look suspicious to me. And, you know, they put ghost sex scenes in scenes where it just didn't need to. It wasn't even supposed to be there. You can tell that was Courtney saying, you know what, make this dude up. I want to fuck right here. Make him take the suit off. No, no, audience my ass. I was under pressure watching some of them early episodes. Why? What do you mean, why? That was the goal. You weren't putting it down like that. No, I wasn't putting it down with the vengeance of having killed somebody three minutes prior. That was not the time to say, yeah, that was not what I was doing. A little cheap dining room table. Wow. And the girls like, even if you was putting it down like that, the girls like when you're putting it down, you're putting it down like that and we'll kill. And just kill. And just kill. And just kill. That changes what the whole, yes, that changes what the whole dick experience is. They would have never got that from me. She good. I wasn't going to kill. I'm still hot. Double entendre. Double entendre with that one. Yeah, man. I know it wasn't just me out there. In this room, I'll be the butt of the joke. But in real life, season one, season two, some of you niggas watching with your girl, you understand what I was talking about. You understand what I was talking about. He ain't wrong. He ain't wrong. He not, he not wrong. I'm white, but you're white. Oh, my God. She don't get white watching now. No, that started an argument in a real relationship. Because she look at the TV and now she more attracted to you. Get off me. Don't start rubbing on me now. No. Because you got to stop now. That's right. Get the fuck out of here. And I ain't about to do that either. And I'm not doing that. I only had that moment happen maybe 12 times in my life. That's a lot. That you can remember, right? Will Smith and I. I am legend when they gave him that walk at the end scene when he was fucking all cock diesel. I think it was I am legend. That was a big one. So what's your boy, man? I'm just telling you when it happened. I'm the only one sharing. I think that was the movie. No, who cares? I'm just talking about the sex symbol picture that they put out there in the end when he got worked out and did all that shit. And then he took his shirt off at the end of the movie and was walking in the world where nobody was, him and the dog. They promoted that picture. It was a big thing in the movie. The whole movie did it. I'm like, bitch, if you don't have some fucking self-respect in here. Yo, you're an idiot. The fuck, the Anthony Joshua fight? The Anthony Joshua. You sitting there on mute. Yeah, yeah. You sitting there muted up in the corner. The Anthony Joshua fight. The Anthony Joshua fight was another one where, yeah, come on, this happened. Yeah, that's a fact. It's all right. We can move on. Put a whole lot of shit in perspective. Yeah, we can move on. It's totally fine. I think I'm going to box you. Anthony Joshua. Yeah, nah. Nah, I'm not playing no more. No. Her. I think Anthony Joshua. I might have went and checked that nigga's mutuals. I might have went to check Anthony Joshua's mutuals after that fight. You might have. Seriously. Seriously. Real talk. This is me talking. I believe it. Seriously. That mutual button to clear a whole lot of shit up, boy. You'd be shocked to see when you press that mutual button. That's crazy. I don't go there. You'd be shocked a little bit. I don't want to know. All right, yeah. I'm cool. I'm cool. So. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Off of Courtney Kemp. On to the ER pit drama. This is interesting to me. This is really, really, really, really good. Somebody explain to me, please. I know the show. So Michael Crichton, who wrote ER, he's passed. He also wrote Jurassic Park and a bunch of other shit. His family, apparently, they pitched, they being the creators of the pit, pitched an idea of an ER sequel. They said, no, we're not doing that shit. They took it and remixed it slightly and sold it to HBO. And it's now one of the most successful TV shows in the genre, probably since ER. That's nasty. Yeah. Because the dad, not the dad, the husband, Michael Crichton. The author. When his contract, when the ER contract was negotiated, and I want to say this is 92, 94, somewhere around there. They put in there what's called a freeze clause. And the freeze clause meant no reboots of any kind consistent with this show for the lifetime of this show. And some of the consistencies that they highlight, emergency room. Fast paced. Phrenetic pacing. Fucking what else? That's not fair. Because that's so commonplace in any hospital setting. So that basically just restricts them from doing any type of hospital content. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. Because House wasn't like that. Yeah. Good point. Gray's is not like that. But Gray's has ER shit. But it's not frenetic. But it's not built on the frenetic pacing. Yeah. This show is, the pit is every hour of an emergency room. It feels like ER, honestly. It does. Modern day. Modern day. Yeah, of course. Because it's way more gory, way more real. It's HBO, so it's different licenses. They can do more shit than. Especially primetime television in the early 90s, late 80s could do. Yeah. Yeah. Not too late. I'm tossing it to Kev. We started with Kev. I'll find Kev. Where's Kev? Terrible. Let's do it, Kev. One of the most popular shows on television today, The Pit, is in serious legal trouble because of a contract signed by the guy who created Jurassic Park. Wait, what? Let me break it down for you. So, Michael Crichton, the guy who created Jurassic Park and Sphere. Rest in peace, Michael Crichton. And the Andromeda strain then went on to create one of the most successful medical, dramas of all time, ER. Now, his widow is suing Warner Brothers, claiming that The Pit is actually an illegal reboot of ER. And most people's first reaction when they hear this story is, what, did Michael Crichton invent emergency rooms? Did he invent medical situations? How the hell can you sue someone for making another hospital show? There's a million of them. There's a very specific reason why this lawsuit might actually work and why an appeals court ruled that they could proceed with their case. Because back in 1994, when Michael Crichton created ER, he negotiated something called frozen rights, which basically said, okay, Warner Brothers, we're going to make ER, but you can't make any sequels or spinoffs or remakes or any derivative shows of ER without his approval. Now, he died in 2008, so this power passed to his estate and his widow, Sherry Creighton. Fast forward to 2020, and according to the lawsuit, Warner Brothers starts developing an ER reboot with Noah Wiley and some of the original creative team. Warner Brothers approaches Michael Crichton's widow, negotiations fall apart, and suddenly this ER reboot is dead. But then, wouldn't you know it, here comes The Pit. Same studio, same star. some of the same producers and writers, chaotic emergency room environment. Only difference is we're in Pittsburgh instead of Chicago and Noah Wiley plays a different doctor with a different name. So the Crichton Estate says, "Hold on, you can't just change the name of the guy and change the name of the city and pretend that this is an entirely different show." Warner Bros. comes back and says, "This is ridiculous. You can't own the concept of doctors working in an emergency room." Which is a legitimate argument. However, there's this Frozen Rights Clause. The California Appeals Court just ruled that there's enough similarities between the two that they can move forward. The judges specifically pointed out frantic pacing, overlapping medical emergencies, the medical jargon, the exhausted doctors working long hours. Doctors fucking each other. Young doctors. So the court says, "Yeah, this is a little too similar." This is not saying that it's officially an illegal reboot. They're just saying you can proceed with your case. What does this mean for one of the most popular and successful shows out right now? Season 3 is already in production and it's scheduled for January of 2027. If Warner Bros. wins, nothing changes. If the Crichton Estate wins, we're talking about potentially massive financial settlement, licensing fees, credit goes to Crichton, or in a very extreme scenario, it could be like, "You're done. No more future production." Now, I think that's highly unlikely because I think Sherry Crichton is just like, "I have this clause in the contract and I want to make some money off of the biggest show going right now." So while this does create an interesting debate about whether a television show is. Alright, everybody get it? Everybody get it? Yep, yep, yep, yep. Thanks, Kev. I'm more conflicted now. Why? I'm more conflicted. I don't doubt that this is an illegal or a backdoor reboot. I get that. But what I think about is legal precedent. And I'm like, a different city. I just don't know how to make a show about an emergency room. Unless I focus on one emergency a day, which isn't necessarily interesting. I'm just saying, to me, it's hard to make a reboot about any emergency room that doesn't fit all those things. I disagree. And I think that there's precedent, at least in the entire intellectual property world, of like, we can go to the Farrell case. Yeah. Is it Marvin Gaye? No, it's not. But is it undoubtedly similar, inspired by a slight flip? Yeah. And guess what? And that's what you have here, when you have the same lead actor, same writer, same producer. That's the part I. That's the part, that's the part. That's what I was gonna say. It's not like this is somebody separate that came up with an emergency room show. This is the people that my husband had to talk with and said, "Hey, no reboots of any sorts." And y'all agreed, because it birthed one of the greatest shows ever. Problem is, the reboot is also one of the greatest shows ever. And y'all went and got the same exact people to work on the show that worked on my husband's show. That's where they would've sold me at. Yeah. And that's why I say, I don't doubt that it is a reboot. I just, when they start. It's the other things that make me nervous. They start saying medical terminology. The fuck else am I gonna use in a hospital? You know. Frantic pace? Frantic pace. It's the ER. ERs are supposed to have a frantic pace. It's true. Although they often don't. But. Yeah, I know. I should. And a. In a major city in America, though, you know what I mean? I've been to plenty of ERs in New York City, which is the biggest city in New York. That's true. Don't be frantic. Not at all. The one in Brooklyn on the cab definitely wasn't. But, yeah, I get it. I just. I get nervous when they start using that kind of language. I can see somebody who's not doing that getting ensnared in that, too. But in this specific case, again, I'm convinced because of the lead act. Like you said, the lead actors, all the. The writers and all of that other shit. Like, yo, those ideas that were fostered over here could definitely be carried off by. And y'all pitched it to me. Yes, right. That's where they're fucked, I think. Or should be. They should win this case. That's the smoking gun, right. Yeah, y'all pitched me this exact show. I said no, 'cause we couldn't work out on terms. And now you just remixed it? No, sorry. I agree. It's still my shit. Yeah, I agree. I'm on the side. I'm totally on the side of the creator in this. And even in the worst case scenario, I don't see her winning and them stopping pit. Stopping production on the pit. You pay her out. The show is too successful, it makes too much money for too many people. Pay her out, whatever it is. I know it's gonna hurt, 'cause it's a lot. And then continue on with your money-making. But it's better than nothing, right? Fuck around. But she may want her husband's name on it, as far as I think he said. It may make it. And his name should be on it. Yeah. It's possible. And these hospital shows can go forever. Little five. Yeah. You see Grady's. You get 25 years out of a hospital show, you give her whatever, 2% equity or whatever the case may be, and a big lump sum for back payment, and keep it pushing. Yo, speaking of, real quick, I know I came in here a few months ago. And said that my girl was telling me about some good doctor show. She has since put that on every time I'm not home. And every time I walk in and see a clip of it, he ain't saving nothing. Sean? The good doc. Whatever his name is. Whoever the good doctor is, he ain't saved a soul. I ain't seen him get no pussy in the hospital. There's nothing ever happening on the good doctor that is like, "Wow, I wanna watch this." Get the good doctor the fuck out of here. I know some of y'all told me that was one of the classics. I'm not rolling with it. Never watched it. I am caught up on War, though, and that shit is. It's a good fucking show. War is great. It is a really good show. Yeah, fuck, and the good doctor's good. I hear you. I'm not gonna watch it, so I'm taking your word for it. I'm never watching it. And he saves bad people. Dog, I come from ER and house. It's a different space. And Grey's. It's never gonna work for me. You want me to tell you the story? Not at all. That's how little I care about. My TV is too nice for me to clearly be able to see whatever the good doctor is putting down. I'm sorry, fuck good doctor. My girl put me on it, too, though. Well, I'm a Grey's fanatic. I haven't gotten into the other ones. Where is Grey's on the list? Top three. Of hospital shows? Yeah, but of that three, is ER and The Pit better than Grey's? I think. No. The Pit is too new for me to ever do that. The Pit is way too new. And ER was so long ago. Again, like. That show was the shit back then. ER was fire. But where we are, again, the stuff that could be discussed on television, like. Good content is good content, though. That show was well-written and well-acted. It birthed a shitload of stars. Yeah, look, megastars. Not regular stars. Truly. Megastars. ER is like the Oz of it. Yeah, it's like megastars. Well, it was more popular than Oz ever was, I think. I know, but I'm just saying, as a first in the '90s to make that type of content. Outside of like a soap opera? Yeah. It was a soap opera. Kinda, yeah. That shit was like Dynasty or Falcon's Crest or. yeah, like that. That shit was fire. You got a lot of soap opera shit in here. You are. Days of Our Lives, right? I think you said "Falcon's Crest." Falcon's Crest. Days of Our Lives, I'm watching it. Falcon's Crest. Falcon's Crest. That shit was dope, nigga. But no, that shit was Dallas. But I think ER and Pitt have been the most celebrated in terms of awards and shit like that. Would you put them above, in terms of quality, above Grace? No. No. I haven't. No, it's too early for Pitt. It's too early. Dog, Grace Anatomy is 26 seasons. 20 something seasons. And I've seen every episode. And stars have come through that bitch. Yeah, that's true too. Stars have come through Grace Anatomy. It's me. It's me. It's me. You are correct. I can't do that to Grace. You are correct. Yeah, okay. All right. If we're not counting ER, then Grace is probably number one. I would have them fight for number one, and I'm a house dude all day. I'm always going to be house. House is dope. House is dope. House is dope. Any doctor that has a perk addiction and is still saving everybody's lives. Talking shit. Condescending. Condescending. Yeah. Yeah. House is my type of guy. Yeah. Yeah. The good doctor is like Doogie Howser or some shit. Fuck outta here with that. They announced some Denzel movies coming out on Friday. Yeah. There's a Denzel movie coming out on Netflix in January. The Take. Yeah. Okay. The Take. I'm not a big fan of you telling me about a movie I want to see two months in advance, but fuck it. January 15th it is. The Take. If it's Denzel, I'll watch it. I'll probably watch it, yeah. A thousand percent. You know what? We got to have a talk one day about when that rule ceases to exist. I mean- He's on his last movie. Because that last movie, that last. What was that? The fucking. Yeah. I saw another movie that was just like it. No. Yeah. He has made a lot of the same movies over the past 10, 15 years. What was the last movie? No. The last movie was- People were sick of him with Equalizer. But I was still on the Equalizer train. Yeah. But that may have been the start of- Oh, Tim and Robert Pattinson too. Yeah. The last shit he was in that I saw was- You got to watch anything Robert Pattinson. Gladiator. No, no, no. He was in something that was butt cheeks. Since Gladiator? He was in the Spike Lee movie. Spike Lee. That was with Spike Lee. The Spike Lee joint was bad. It was bad. I don't like to talk bad about Spike Lee because he's a legend that don't get the props he's supposed to get. Yeah. Oh, damn. The dude that did this. Yeah. The dude that directed City of God. That's a pretty- You got me. That's an amazing movie. You got me. That's amazing. Yo, is City of God on TV right now? I saw something. Some type of remake, reboot? There might be some type of, yeah. There might be something. I saw something sitting there in the little Apple TV shit. Nocturne is also fire by the way. I'm on Nocturne. Nocturne. Nocturne TV. Yo, if you're looking for shit to watch out there- Just go to Apple. Warrior. No. People lean on us for this shit. You'd be surprised. Not fast. I get calls all week. What was that show y'all named two weeks ago? What was that show y'all talked about? War or Nocturne? No. You'll hit a home run with War. War all the way fire. Nocturne, fire. Fire. Mobland is still good. Terminal List is still good that I'm watching currently. And I'm watching all of the docs. I watched Prisoner last night with John Leguizamo and Viola Davis. Oh, I saw that story. And Terrence Howard. Wasn't the worst movie. Okay. I saw the, what's the girl's name that got kidnapped? I watched the doc on- Holloway. Natalie Holloway. Natalie Holloway. Natalie Holloway. Yeah. It was, it was good. We've, I've seen 700 docs about her. But the solution, they found the killer like a couple years ago. So it's all kind of encompassed. It's good to watch it if you want to be up to date or are unfamiliar with her story. Got you. It's very interesting. Yeah. Yeah. You pressing shit in my computer. Don't touch my- Yo, hey buddy, family. Somebody's calling Tuesday, bro. Yo, before we go. What's up? Just think of pressing buttons in my shit. That's what happened for real? Huh? Yeah. Yeah. He pressed all the buttons and I closed it. So when you open it, it'll just play, whatever was playing. Yo, I want to feel old real quick. This is going to take a second, but- Yeah. And today or yesterday marked the 35th anniversary of Magic Johnson's announcement, his retirement. That don't make me feel old. I was young when it happened. I was in high school. I was in middle school. But it just felt like the time flew by. I cry. But I'm announcing it more just to say, one, congratulations to Magic Johnson and salute to him for living a healthy life, but also for being a champion of HIV AIDS, for spreading the message of prevention, but also of early detection and treatment. You know, there was a time when we thought that HIV was a death sentence. And, I mean, I remember being in middle school. I think I was in seventh grade, terrified that Magic wasn't going to live. We were all past basketball. And you couldn't have told me back then, or most Americans, you probably couldn't have told Magic that 35 years later, he would be a celebrated businessman, philanthropist, member of his community, and still in great shape, still hooping up at, you know what I mean, up at the, what's the spot? Hawaii. LA Fitness? No. The other joint. Equinox. He hoops at Equinox. 24-hour fitness? He'd be at the Equinox. Equinox. That makes sense. In LA. It's super unfortunate, bro. Magic is not going to retro, bro. What's your problem? Listen, I don't know. I don't know. Super unfortunate when all that shit happened, but it did bring me one of my favorite NBA moments of all time, which was him coming back to the All-Star game. Call him alone again. Shoot. Shoot on the joint off the one leg. You can shoot whatever you want. They wouldn't get near him. Nigga. Hey, court is yours. You can't open that lane up. It's fucked up, but I did have a glass watching that. You should party like a red sea when he came down the middle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. For sure. Vince Carter was coming through that motherfucker, man. Oh, man. Shout out to Magic Johnson, man. For sure. Yeah. Is there anything else that needs our attention? I think we. Can I ask y'all one more question? I'm sorry to be that guy. I feel like such a bitch. I got one more question for y'all. Because we talked about the two inches earlier. But I realized I asked the wrong question. What would y'all's significant others choose? What would y'all's significant others choose for y'all? That's the actual question. It does the answer change. Yes. It changes for me. I don't know. Honestly, I don't know. Yeah, look at you. Yeah. Yeah. I can promise you it's not the one that. Hey. I don't know. That's a good one. That is a good one. I'm going to ask you. I'm going to go home and ask. Yeah, for sure. That's a great dinner conversation. I think my wife would choose the height. I know my wife would choose the height. Because she's tall. And, you know what I mean? You don't know what your wife would choose. That's true. I don't know. Man, they might not tell you the truth. That's a thousand percent true. And you wouldn't dare ask her in real time right on in this thing together. God damn it. Not these days. Not nowadays. Oh, man. You want to take us out of here? No, her answer would definitely change. What do you think it would be? I think I know what it would be. And I'm going to add one to this. What was it? Hair, stomach? Hairline, stomach, height, and dick. I think if she was answering, she would say my arms. And I'm only saying that because I know this. When I come from the gym, there'd be a lot of rubbing of my arms the first two days. And then the third and fourth day, it's back to ignoring my arms. So, it's probably two. Two inches on the arms. That's good. Two inches on the arms is what she would say, I think. Now, I feel like we should do that. One of them stupid couple shows where you have the answers over here. Your partner says. It's kind of funny. I'm going to worry some more of these. Maybe I'll pop up with High Wives one day. There you go. Make it whoopie. Yo, that would be hilarious. That would be. Oh, man. I don't have anything else. Listen, Ice had to run. He had an emergency. So, we praying for him and loving on him always. We hope Freeze is good. Flip saw that Ice's emergency worked and tried to conjure up the same emergency. So, if you're wondering why Flip is not here, yeah, he jacked Ice's emergency. So, now it's just the bros. That's a good move. That's a good move. Yeah. Once you see it work for somebody else. Let him go to the bathroom. Right. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Good show today. Good show today. Good vibes. Good energy. I want to thank everybody out there for listening. Listen, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time. We bid you adieu, farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye, or a simple head nod will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments, uh, uh, because it go. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past. So, let's make this one last as if it's all we have. And last but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel in the closed mind. It. Women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Advil. You might need it. And it go. Yo, don't forget this Friday on Revolt, 10 p.m., the Joe Button Network presents. Hit the air horn for me one time. We got season two of the Ian and Mark show premiering. We got episode one of Pie Wise. Come on, it's happening, man. Yo, and just for shits and giggles, here you go. Just for shits and giggles, I'm ripping one more pack. I already did. I'm ripping one. Nah, oh, God. I've been hitting a couple. I'm ripping one more pack before I get out of here. Not so successful this time. I am. If they give me another Jordan love, it's going to be hell to pay. Fuck it, I'll rip one, too. Well, actually, last time I shut this down, but. Football, I'm going to do a $2,500. $2,500. Buy the pack. All right, rip the pack. It go. All right, let it rip, let it rip, let it rip, let it rip, let it rip. $2,500, let it rip, let it rip. $2,500. What did I get? What did I get? What did I get? I got. All right, man. I got some books. It make me want to keep going. I got another Jaden Daniels. Panini Prism Rookie Variations Prisms Mojo. I got a Tyreek with a Dolphins jersey on, so that's something. I'll take it. How much was it? $108. That's the same one you just got. Sell this back, man. Get out of here. I got a Michael Jordan for $76. Yo, how come you can do my phone? It was $100 back. No. He keep getting Jordans and Kobes and Magics, and I keep getting fucking Carson Winks. God damn. Prize picks. We got to talk. We have to get this together. What's everybody doing this week? Ain't they work? They probably work Queens Child Project, work for Marc, work for Flip, work for Parks, home, just finding more places to put diapers, diapers and onesies, yeah, putting together shit. Freeze came over to help me put some shit together. I'm freezing out here. I want to talk about that. The word help, that wasn't what happened. I'm glad you know it. Yeah. Yeah. Let me tell you. Let me tell you something about Freeze. Freeze, if you watch how he put shit together, that nigga's like the Rain Man. Yeah. For real. He had some special gift. He do that shit better than the people that actually do it. He's like a fucking ninja of like assembly. Like, he does it like twice as fast with no books, no pamphlets. Yeah, you don't need the manual. Yeah. Seriously, he put that shit together faster than I could take cardboard boxes out. Like, he put together like 20 things in the blink of an eye. He's really in the wrong sport, this podcast and shit. That boy's got a gift. Freeze, we love you, man. Word. And we won't forget about that little baby shower move you did on the floor, that little wiggle it, just a little bit. That's my man, Freeze. I love him. Again, I want to thank everybody that came to my baby shower. I want to thank my mom, my dad, family, everybody from in and out of town. We appreciate you. That was absolutely awesome. And that's that, man. Any final words, final words, final words, final words? Flip, you good? Nah. I'll be out. All right. Poe, you good? You good, Poe? Poe, great. Where you going after work? Hey, home, huh? Something waiting for you in the house? Got that thick bowl of oatmeal in there? Huh? Got that big load of laundry? That ain't the small load. Zayvon, what's going on back there? Erickson, what's going on? Y'all good back there? Yeah. All right, I'm just checking. I'm just checking. Yo, we done, man. Peace and love. Check out Revolt this Friday. If you are not subscribed to the Patreon, again, that would be a good time to do so. Shout out to the Patronis, the subgroups, the Clippers, the hate listeners. Everybody listen out there, man. That's all I got. Good vibes today. Good vibes today. Indeed. And that's it. Here we go, y'all. Hold it down. Till next time. Same time, same place. Eagle! Wait a minute! End it with a freestyle. Look, yeah, you scared. Scared I'm going to eat your food. Don't worry, bro. I ain't going to get you. No, it's cool. Show is over. No, I ain't going to do it, man. It's cool. I ain't going to do it. No, no, it's over because we got 20 seconds left. I'm going to let the beat ride out. I'm going to let the beat ride out, man. Show is over. Say it to Jehovah. Arc like Noah. Bitch, you better not smile, nigga. Yo, big sixer game tonight. Big sixer game tonight. It's huge. Well, last night, Sixers Celtics. Six or Celtics, I'll be glued to my TV. We got Nick Cleveland again tonight. Kirk Cousins went to the Vikings. And Keenan Allen went to the Niners. All right, where did Jonathan Taylor go? Anywhere yet? Nowhere yet. I keep seeing fake joints about him to the Packers. Yeah, we only got a little bit. Go Kirk Cousins, though. That's great. They need a man that was on them. They shouldn't get another nighttime game or Thursday night game. They shouldn't get another televised game without having fixed that quarterback situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit Carson Wentz did, man. He was horrible. Go Kirk Cousins, man. Bring him back. It's the last time we saw Justin Jefferson be great. You know Kirk get 300 in his sleep. Yeah. And yeah, let the Raiders play the rookie boy. You drafted him, play the rookie boy. Yeah, it's time. It's time. Get out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Enough of that. The JVP, JVP, forever two feet without the JVP. If you think I'm here to play around with y'all, God damn it, I'm not. All right, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No. Oh, my God. They don't want the new shit. They never want the new shit, man. I hate that. I don't want the new shit. Look at Mark. Boom.