Episode 968 | "Caught Green Handed"

The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart, or our own. Enjoy the show. Can I ask Flip first before you explain this weird-ass Jersey shit you do? Sure, you can ask Flip. Flip, how do you remember how many days in a month? We were talking about this before you came in. Without a calendar, obviously. Yeah, or your phone. You got like a system or anything? No. Do you just have it memorized? Yeah, it's in my brain. All right, how many days are in March? Wait, hold on, not 20, 30. 20 or 31, I don't know, is it 30? No. All right, 31? All right, so February 28th, 28 days in February, right? March? Hold on, nigga, I hate when you do that, nigga. Hold on. It's not an SAT question, right? Stop doing that. It's insulting. Nigga, you're insulting me. Stop. I'm sorry, dude. No, don't put your, no. All right, thank you. Yo, I ain't a Kappa, nigga. So what? What that mean? I ain't a Delta. I ain't, I'm telling you, that shit work in that crew. You chump Mark. That shit ain't gonna work with me, nigga. I was raised in the streets. Damn it. Okay, I just don't. Damn, man. You attacked everybody. I just don't. Go ahead, go ahead. 28 February. I think it's 31 days in March. I could be wrong. There you go. Okay, so your system might not be the fastest. Okay. The way I was taught was 30 days, half September, April, June, and November. April, June, and November, yes. All the rest have 31, you know, except February, right? Then Ice came with some newer education systems. It what? I think it was me. Thank you. Which is upstate education. Oh, he said, I do the knuckles. What you gonna say now? I don't know what to teach up there. In the woods. Asshole. Pete Park said, I do the knuckles. I do the knuckles. And I'm like, me too. So y'all like, what the fuck is the knuckles? January. January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December. All the months that land on a knuckle. How many knuckles do you think you have? Like, what are you? All the months that land on a knuckle are 31 days. All the ones that's in the gap are not 31 days. January, February, March, April, May, June. Nigga, if y'all get the fuck out of here. That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. For that long, I didn't know you started back over here. I thought you went back across. No, no, no. Oh, so you just weren't taught the knuckles right. Ice knuckles ain't even defined. He just pointing on his hands. He should just fly. Yeah, you just start over. Yo, that's crazy. I think y'all are remedial. We think y'all sitting there chanting is remedial. But I think that y'all shit means y'all are a lot more remedial than our little poem. That's definitely the slow class one. All you can do is work with your hands. It's a slow art class. We was in the basement. I was like in the trailer. I was never good at remembering raps. You were a rapper. I know, but I didn't continue with it because I couldn't remember it. Yo, you wrote raps you couldn't remember? Not literally. Should have used your knuckles. Not literally. So yeah, he was one of them. That's funny. That is some real remedial registry shit. You've never heard of it though? No. I just didn't know how to do it. No, I enjoy being around people that are intellectual. What the fuck? Except for us. If somebody sit around me, I think Flip is very intellectual actually. I wasn't talking about Flip. I was talking about the y'all means. But see, I didn't want to shoot early. Oh, I'm engaged. We don't deal with that. I'm engaged. And. I said I didn't want to even do that. You better not engage. I didn't even want to do that. Don't do it again. I'll give you that one. If you do it again. He wear them silver surface. He be in his bag. Chill. I got the. I got to get him. Oh, he's got a silver surface on too? If you do it again, I got to tell you. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got something on there? Yo, you niggas are. That's all I got. The knuckles. Counting knuckles? The knuckles thing. Nah, he just counting real quick, man. There's nowhere to be and that comes off cool or informed. Well, you don't do it like. Yeah, you don't put your hand out like, hey. You do it in your pocket. You just be like. Okay, I'm going to say. Play with your knuckles in your pocket. Yeah. You playing with your knuckles right now in your pocket. I'm not. No, he's not. That's not what he's going to say. That's the problem. It's Moose the whole time. That is exactly the problem, man. What's up with you, man? Yo, y'all. On some old school shit. That is a special deal. Fuck it, this show. What the hell? Disgusting. You will never find. Learn the knuckles, yo. I'm good. I'm going to use my calendar now. I'm going to just use my phone. I mean, that's just easier. Now I just know it, but I'm just saying learn the knuckles. Yeah, I still say the song every time. Yeah, how was your weekend? Yeah, it was good. It was good. It was good. It was good. It was good, Flip. How was yours? You guys look good, man. It's a good weekend. What a handsome gentleman, man. I just want to acknowledge that. You look great as well. Subjective. Yeah. Oh, shit. Wait, I'm sorry, Flip. Speaking of being remedial, I finally got the answer to one of our long-time unanswered questions of what school I went to in Newark. Okay. What school was it? Y'all were right. Oh, shit. Fuck your headphones at you, nigga. Oh, shit. He actually said it. It was not the Bergen School. We know. We know. That does not exist. Y'all were absolutely right. No, now I got to know what school it was. Here I am. What school was it? He about to tell us. They don't know. He kept telling us he went to the Bergen School, and we said there is no Bergen School in Newark. He went to a school that he went to in Newark. He fought us on the Bergen School. What'd you say? No, no, no. I was just trying to remember the name. I don't know. The Bergen School was in Jersey City. I don't know why, because I went to the Bergen School from the school in Newark. But anyway. What's the school? The Chad School. The Chad School. Oh, you went to Chad? You went to Chad? Yeah, I went to the Chad School. Is that a good thing? I wouldn't know. Chad was a good school. They made us wear uniforms, I think. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we was wearing uniforms. You got up out of there early, right? Oh, yeah. I was too wild. Yeah. Yo, it's in the bag, yo. I was too wild for the Chad School. No, no, I believe you. I believe you. I believe you. Yeah, niggas knew what time it was in the Chad School. Yeah, yeah. He's got that nigga swag. Quick. Is that a tough school? Is that a tough school to say? Nah. To him, yeah. For him, oh, shit. It was a good school in a tough, tough neighborhood. Got you. Yeah, you had to get there. Like one of them special schools. Yeah. Got it. No, I don't mean like slow special. I mean like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. It was a good school. I didn't last long. Real bad neighborhood. I'm from South Orange, bro. I'm from South Orange? Yes. Okay, so stop talking about this Newark street. Thank you, mom. Is he for himself? We don't know where this nigga's from. And I asked him that. I tried to have a conversation with him. He got ignorant. How can you be from numerous places? At what you can, but. How many schools you went to? I'm not from there. I'm asking you a question. I went to a lot. I don't want to brag about that anymore because it's not cool. So you moved around and went from school to school to school. I have. Where your father lived? My father lived in Brooklyn. Where your mother lived? Brooklyn. Then she moved to Queens. You went to school in Queens. You went to school in Brooklyn. I have. Okay. But I'm from Queens, bro. Queens, bro. Did you go to school in the city, too? I did. Mary Bertram. Oh, damn. And environmental studies. But I'm not from Manhattan. What you was studying? Look, my mother put me in Murray Bertram because it was right across the street from my job. So it was easy access to me. But that shit ain't work. That shit ain't work. Environmental studies. I went to environmental studies as well. But fuck all that. How are you from both? I'm from East Orange, bro. Okay. So you're not from Newark? No. So you just say because you cool with niggas over there. I mean, it's a sister city. Got you. All right. Just making sure. He say that because he fly. He fly with the one nigga that got life over there. So he toss his name around. What nigga got life? And you make fun of me and toss a nigga's name around? You ever heard me toss somebody's name around? All you do is throw around. Have you ever? I said, has Trevor Robinson Jr. heard me toss any nigga's name around? He throw around that one click that everybody know about. The Muslim Warriors. Oh, word, damn. That's all. That's all you do, man. You wasn't tight with them niggas like that. What niggas? Some niggas do that that don't be with you. I wasn't tight with no niggas. See? Okay. I'm not from Newark. I'm from, uh, nobody era. Oh. I wasn't shooting at you, bro. That was a shot. That was a shot. I'm responding to him. That was a shot, bro. Yeah, man. It's cool. Ricochet. Yo, I keep telling you, wipe your lip, nigga. It's hot. Yeah, something. There you go. That's Aquaphor. Nigga, clean your shot. It's dried up. What? Aquaphor dries up? Yeah. He was a freak. You got it. You got it. He a freak. No fucking Aquaphor. Nigga, you got it. Nigga, you got it. Nigga, you got it. Nigga, you dry up. Nigga, be in his beat. Aquaphor, don't dry up. Aquaphor. Hey, yo, give me the Aquaphor. Okay, I'm not going to argue with you about it. I'm not going to argue with you about it. Oh, shit. He shot himself in the face. He said, you shot yourself again. Freeze. Oh, shit. Freeze. Yo. That's funny, son. Oh, shit. Nigga, taste it this time. Damn. I'm eating garlic again. Too much of spice. Oh, man. Yo, that's crazy, son. He going to shoot that nigga's lip. Will he do that? You. He prepared. I ain't saying all that. That was flip. That was flip. I'm not shooting the video. I'm shooting. You ain't shooting yourself. I'm shooting. Oh, shit. Yo, that's crazy. I can't believe nobody over here has done that. Nigga. No. I can't believe you did that. Twice. Twice. More than twice. This nigga will repeat a fifth there. Yo. Oh. He take your gun from you, man. Yo. Oh, come on. That is crazy. No, like you did yours. Yo, what the fuck? Oh, shit. That's crazy. Yo, what in the hell? Ugh. You did that too? Once. So speak up when they laughing at me. That ain't really time to help. I ain't going to lie. All right, so you have done it before. All right, great. That's odd that one guy in a room of nine guys. Yeah, no. I think it's more odd that he's done it and he doesn't even look at porn. No, so I was on FaceTime with this girl. Wait, she saw you? She saw me. Before we was married. No, no, no. That's some freak shit. He did that show on purpose. He said, look, freak, look what you're actually doing. I'm at this apartment by myself. This my content? Yo, bro, how do you maintain your cool? Your mother's crazy. I didn't maintain my cool. How do you maintain your cool? Like, I'm going to call you back. What are you talking about? It was a whole messy situation. You don't say. I was about to get. Or maybe I just had the surgery or whatever. You know they stick the catheter in your penis or whatever and it don't work. No, it's not serious. It's not serious at all. You chugged up with the catheter? You freak? No, they said you can't have sex for like a couple days or whatever. I ignored that shit by like day three. But I was in Brooklyn. She was back in wherever she was and we was on FaceTime. And so we, before we was together, we would FaceTime a lot. Man, you are my Eskimo, bro. This is my son. You hear me? Y'all eye is the chick. Oh, shit. Oh. Yo, he wildin'. Yo, he wildin'. That's sick. This nigga's playing. It's going to be one of them days, okay? I don't want no problems, bro. This nigga's playing with you. I don't want no problems, yo. No, you want problems because that's the same thing you said before. I don't want no problems. And you keep. Don't worry. Problems coming. Problems coming. Don't worry about it. Don't even say coming, though. Don't say coming. Yeah, not in this conversation. Yeah. That is hilarious. She still teased me about it. I bet she does. Because I was like, it's on my lap. And I said it like that. And so, like, she always, like, she'll. Ask her. No, I'll pass. I'm not going to ask her, bro. Yeah, I'll pass. Actually don't. That's disgusting. Actually don't. Yeah. But she teased me about it all the time. Yeah, nah. Word. Does the teasing come with a photo? No, there's no photo. She didn't screenshot it. How much you cost? She was too busy laughing. Hold up. Yo. Yo, she got a picture of you? No. All right. Oh, all right. It's crazy. It happens to the best of us, though. No, it don't. No, it don't. Well, I'm the worst. I'm the worst. I'm caca. A picture. Don't say caca either. Yo, what the fuck? I just need to shoot myself in the face on video. Yeah, please. Please. Thank you. Yo, this is a family show. This is not an X-rated show, I promise you. Mic check, one, two, one, two. Big Jersey, big Jersey when I'm in the building. Whole New York City was popping out there whenever I'm in the building. Staten Island, too. Just cause. Salute, salute, salute. Brooklyn, what up? A-Body and the BX, what's going on out there? Q, you, Queen, what up, what up, what up? Far Rock, what's going on out there? Long Island. Eagle. A. Wait a minute. A. Shout out to everybody that was outside in the 90s, man. We had a good time. We had a blast. I'll shine. You shine. At this day and time. We maintain the same frame of mind. Elevation. Spark it up. Shout to Smith and Wesson. Shout to wherever you might be listening from. Stimulation. Stimulation as the earth rips off. Shout to the Patronies out there, all the subgroups out there. Shout to the Clippers out there. Got me thinking about my life seriously. Keep it real. Continue it. Continue it. Go back. Blackness, I'm prepared for combat. Protect my dome, cause that's where my home's at. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. Build up my mental strength. Build up my Brooklyn crew. Be you. Bad boys. Smith and Wesson coming through. Yo, the whole duck down. What up out there? Try to run it through the battle and handle it. All that's challenging to the very end. This is how we do. This is how we do. Every day, all day. Always for the ladies. This is how we do. This is how we do. Shout to the parents out there, all the kids at school and all that. Shout to the college kids. Let's get down with that regime. This is how we do. And it'll be great day. Click, click, click. I know you're bad. Those great memories. I know you can hear them now. For the record, I love you. Hey. I love you. I love you. The summer's all over, and we're watching the sun finally set. It seems like it's forever now. The summer's over, and I feel the same way you do, oh, yeah, yeah. Come on, baby, oh, come on. You don't want to lose the love, oh, no, no. Put your mind in front of the other, oh, no, no. Come on, baby, come on, girl. How you feeling, how you feel? Let a real one take the real. One hand in the air, if you don't really care. Two hands in the air, if you don't really care. It's like that sometimes, I mean, we get this. It's like that sometimes, we get this. Middle finger in the air, if you don't really care. It's like that sometimes, man. We get this. It's never a bad bitch sweeping. It's like tibios that know because they seen us in the videos. That know the day that you play me. That mean the same day if you replay the video. You checking out the number one broadcast. Big drop before we get to number two. Don't ever get it confused, you heard? Praise is due to the most fine product. Baby, I'm magic. Ta-da. Address me as your highness. High as United. $30,000, I don't know about you. Niggas writing bullshit like they got a run. Niggas going through real shit, man. They out of work. All right, last looks, last looks, last looks. Let's give right to the proceedings. Got a bunch of champagne wishes. 30 white bitches. I mean, the shit is. I don't really know where you're supposed to cut this record off at. It's tricky. Fucking ridiculous. I mean, the shit is fucking ridiculous. Them niggas lost they mind on this. I ain't gonna lie. right to it and I'm not sorry for the things I did do what episode is this 968 yo welcome to episode 968 of the Joe Budden podcast man I'm your humble grateful gracious extremely happy to be here host well rested well fed well nourished well loved on yeah I mean all of the good shit man I'm Joe and this episode is brought to you by fueled by power by pride speaks pride speaks gang yeah to my right man stop playing Queens get the money y'all saying y'all know what time I'm in a building Queens flip is in the building yeah next to him our good brother Philadelphia's finest Dr. Mark Lamar Hill is in the building next to him man if it ain't a building he'll build it himself Mr. Thousand Doors and up our good brother ish is in the building next to him come on man the freeziest of them all man y'all know y'all know it when that chain came out the glove glove box y'all know what time it is when you start pulling the chain from out the glove compartment start teaching you niggas what the fuck going on out here you know what time it is big freeze in the building next O'Neill next to him come on you've seen him at the wedding doing the fucking cha-cha slide yep big parks is in the building next to him a nigga that couldn't watch Lioness by himself without getting in trouble in his relationship fucking Corey is in the building Erickson is here Tanner and Savon are here by remote Poe is here somewhere too last but certainly not least each and every one of you very important people out there are here can we queue up the homie course Oh yeah out the gate and we queue up some homie core music we got to get right to the business before this podcast we got a lot of really important topics that we can't wait to give you some blazing hot takes on but first yeah but first but there's something that needs to be addressed so the other day our dear the other day our dear sister Mona was kind enough to bring in some food after after she was She was pressured by the guys. She was kind enough to bring in some food. She brought in some turkey wings. She was good, too. Some seafood salad. Stuffing. Cornbread stuffing. Cornbread stuffing. Some yams. Some yams was in there. Some spicy wings. Yeah, some jerk wings. And some collard greens with the turkey necks in them for the people that don't eat pork. Shout out to all Muslim brothers out there. And me. And me. And during the BTS, while Poe was filming, someone up here took their bare hands, dipped it in the collard greens bowl, took some out, dangled it over his mouth like Usher did the cherry at the concert. With collard greens? With the collard greens that Mona made for the community, all of us. Dipped their bare hand in. In the food. I saw that. In the juice. His juice is in there with turkey necks. And then they had the nerve to try to creep out the kitchen, sucking on his fingers. Shameful. Now. That happened. So we have charges brought up on our good brother, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill, who is the culprit. Court red-handed. That's disgusting. Do you want to plea out on these charges of extreme filth? First of all. Y'all want to hear this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In my defense. Just plea out, bro. It's on video, the crime. The cult. In my defense, I didn't know that I was getting caught. That's not a defense. I had no idea that y'all could see me. I wouldn't have done that in front of y'all. Yo, you want a lawyer? Public defender? Something. I got this. Y'all don't have a lawyer. I don't have a lawyer. Are you a lawyer? You want a lawyer? Public defender? Something. I got this. Y'all adding a little bit of detail and leaving out other details. Bro, it was on camera. Did you reach into the part where you barehanded? This is what I did. This is what I did. This is what I did. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Because he make it sound like I just raw dogged the greens. Well, it sounds like you did. You did raw dog the greens. I did raw dog the greens. This is what happened. Mona said, "Yo, do you want to eat?" I said, "No." Because you know, I don't like to eat before a show or during a break because I fall asleep. So you still eat. You ate through the whole plate. I made the plate, but I didn't eat it. Again, she asked me to. You hit it on the floor? She asked me. No. I put it above ground. I'm stepping up. I actually saw it on the floor out there, but that's a different story for different people. So I wasn't going to eat. At the time, I wasn't going to eat anything. Right? And so she said, "Well, you got to taste the greens." So I didn't want to take a whole bunch of greens. Again, I didn't want to eat it. And it's filled with delicious turkey, and turkey puts me to sleep. So I washed my hands. That's the important part. First, I washed my hands, and I did this. I did this. I did that. That's the part right there, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, I wouldn't have did it if y'all saw me. But I did that. You know we have utensils. We have forks, Mark. We got the big 500 joint of forks. Mad forks. I don't like metal forks. We have plastic forks. Oh, the plastic. I didn't know you had plastic. Normally, there's not enough plastic. There's a huge crate of plastic forks. And before you go and dismiss the metal fork, you go and put your fucking. I washed my hands. I wouldn't give a fuck. It wasn't for you. It wasn't for me. Hey, Mark. That's disgusting. Ain't nobody up here been sicker than you. That's true. That's true. Mark was sick- Oh, I'm not saying I'm right. I'm just telling you why I did it. Mark was sick the pod before he did that shit. He was sick every day. Sick as a dog. He's sick every episode. You know what? That does make it worse. Yes. Yes. You know- It was already worse. That's crazy. The cold is what makes it bad to me. Y'all never walk in your kitchen. In my kitchen? In my kitchen. Yes. Yes. This is our kitchen. No. No. No. Our and mine. You back to that socialist stuff. Yo, Mark. You never walk in our kitchen? He's crazy. He's crazy. He's crazy. He's back to that old We the People shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No. Yeah. No. The cold shit, he done took the whole shit and hid it. I'm Mark. Then they done whipped his ass. They still be with my ass if I took them red beans and rice. I'm not sure where it stems from, but I don't like your relationship with food. I knew that's where this was going. From you taking the plate and putting it underneath the rewind couch- Yeah. Yeah. It's odd. That was a little crazy. You be doing nut shit with food. I don't know where it comes from. I just want to taste the greens. Yo. Y'all niggas watch that nigga. Oh, y'all ain't seen him to the BTS. We saw it. Somebody posted. They went back and saw it. Erickson, I'm sending you the BTS. Yo, you're a Viking, my nigga. Yeah. Come on, man. Oh, yeah. You should see how many other things y'all done ate out and touched. Aw. That's disgusting. You're going to get banned. I'm joking. I don't do that usually. Oh, Kiki. But I also normally don't eat. Don't eat no more, then. That's how you eat. But that's another one of his great lies, did he tell? It's not a lie. It's that I don't eat. He doesn't. No, I eat every time. I usually eat after because I don't want to fall asleep. That's called eating. I'm with you. You also eat a sandwich. You eat the Chick-fil-A. I'm sorry. I'm talking about when Keno cooks or when Mona brought the food. That's because it's always beef or something that you don't eat. Or Maydays. And sometimes I don't like to eat heavy before, especially before the second show or in a break because I get tired. You can't put your germy- You can't put your germy- That's disgusting. You all right. That's disgusting. You can't put your germy- You can't put your germy- No matter how you say it. No matter how you try to- Cultish and collard green. They're cult. They're cultish. Cultish fingers, yo. Because I think that's where you. I think, yeah, you was stuck in the wild for a while. Barbarism? And had the yes. He act like the niggas that was on Naked and Afraid. Well, they were nice in the cult. He was on Naked and Afraid. He spent much of his life fucking around. I was like, "I'm going to go to the bathroom." I was like, "I'm going to go to the bathroom." I was like, "I'm going to go to the bathroom." You was stuck in the wild for a while and had to, yes. Well, they weren't nice to Nicole. He spent much of his life on Naked and Afraid. The niggas that was on Naked and Afraid, if they spot a worm or something out there, oh, it's chow time. Protein. What? Mark, you had to live like that, especially with as much money as you made. Especially as a doctor. Especially as a nigga that owns a bookstore. I got other theories about you authors. Authors, behind the books, boy. The church, the church. Yes! I throw myself on the mercy of homey court. That is disgusting. I plead guilty. All right. Keep your fucking hands, too. That's pretty bad. Yeah, that's bad, bro. I didn't know you'd see me. I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you. If it wasn't for you meddling kids, yes. You weren't hiding. It wasn't like you was in a car. It wasn't like you was in a closet. You was in plain sight. Mona saw me, Mona. I can't. Say that sentence again. Five times. Slow. I was thinking, Mona. What you got? What you got? Oh, my lord. Jesus. Man. They were delicious, too. They were delicious. And you just read it for no reason. I'm shit. It was banging. Mona saw me. It's her greens. I'm just saying. They're our greens, nigga. She bought the greens for the pot. She asked me to taste the greens. That nigga is sick. Disgusting. Shout out to Mona. We got it. You know what's funny? That was crazy, bro. Like, you know what's funny about humans? We dead ass right about what we saying. He's foul. Why? There's some people we cool with being that foul, right? Like, if Big Mama making the food, when I want to dip my hand in there and take a look. Oh, if you're cooking. I'm totally fine with it. That's what I'm saying. If you're cooking. Mark, shut up. Nigga, when you cook, when Big Mama cook, you walk in there and take the greens. You take a pinch off the cake. No, the fuck you don't. You take a sip of the soup when she ain't looking. No. No. A sip of the soup is okay. You're not putting your face in it. And then if you do take a sip of the soup, the spoon goes. Get your spoons up in Elmira. I dare you let Big Mama see you trying to re-dip a spoon or put your fingers up. Oh, re-dipping is disgusting. Slap the shit out of you. Exactly. Boy, if you don't get the fuck out of my kitchen. Yeah, they don't play that at all. Your mama don't play that. I thought y'all couldn't see me. That's why I keep saying it. Oh, mother. But Mark, who you are when nobody sees you. sees you is who you are when everyone sees you. Yes, this is who I am. I'm not pretending I'm not. I just want to put it on BTS. I'm owning it. Alright, he owned it. I don't have nothing to say if he's guilty. He's guilty. He played guilty. Guilty across the board. Mark, it would be the nigga that commit a podcast crime and get caught in 10K. Right. Mark is the nigga on the doctor's line. We got the whole thing. We walked across the street to that camera. Right there. That's you, right? All the fans had a blast with him. Anyway, how you brothers feeling, man? What's up? Good. What's popping? Really good. I'm feeling real good. Yo, Flip, congrats. Yes. You were about an hour and a half ago, hour and 26 minutes or so. Who's counting? We're named Potter of the Month. Come on. Let's go. Imani got to bring the chain back. Well deserved. Word. Don't give me the chain. Imani ain't bringing the chain back. Actually, you might not even have it. You got to go get it back. That shit on Canal Street. That shit at a pawn shop. I got robbed by my chain back. Talk about it. Talk over me. You know, I'm staying on what I'm doing. What you mean? Hudson. The nigga that made it say he down with it. I saw him. Hudson. You can't throw the chain. Don't throw the chain. Don't give it to me. What do you have to say to the fans? Nothing at all. What about the people that voted for you? Salute, but nothing at all. What about the people that championed? This is your first one. Listen, if don't give me the chain or I'm going to Hudson it. We're giving you the chain. I'm telling you, Trevor. None of us paid for it. This is not a threat. We didn't pay for the chain. You give him the chain. What's that, nigga? What? Yo, you lying. He didn't leave. You a fucking liar. Oh. Hold up. Let me see that. That's not my plate. Is it? Is it? I don't eat mac and cheese so I don't think I would put mac and cheese on a plate. Mark, you're staying. That's not my plate. This is definitely your plate. I don't eat mac and cheese. Where the fuck was it? It's in the back. No, you stashed the plate in the closet. That is not my plate. It's like a thing. Yeah, but maybe someone else made you a plate and you. Now that's Sade's plate. That ain't Sade's plate. That's absolutely not my plate. I'm being framed now. See? This is what happens when you get into the system. They start putting other crimes on you and shit. I'm not taking this one. You are a piece of work. And now you don't got Martha in trouble. How that shit stay in there? You know what? Yeah, that's some hot food back there. Wait till I talk to Martha. That's the real question. That's a good point. That's a good point. Food, my nigga? From four days ago? I could have used that food four days ago. Me too. I seen some seafood salad on that. I don't eat seafood salad either. I bet. And that ain't my stash spot. You had to switch the stash up 'cause it was on there. It was hot over there. You know how to shake the trash can over there? Yeah. That block was hot. Yeah, it was hot over there. Niggas was looking under the fenders. I got a theory about you author niggas. What's the theory? You author niggas. You think we weirdos? That's so crazy coming from a musician. Ah, oh shit. Touche. I got theories about y'all too. Yeah, we're a little weird. Shit, they laws now. They ain't even theories. Yeah, I can't argue. Yeah, it's hard to argue. Back up, back up, back up. That was a good one. That was hilarious. Back up. Okay, so I got a quick author question for y'all. I don't really want to start here, but it flowed with the author thing. Okay, let's do it. And this is a judgment-free zone, right? No, it's not. Okay. Am I all the way nuts for wanting-- Yes. Okay, well let me finish this. I'm sorry. Am I all the way nuts for wanting to publish, I mean for wanting to purchase Theodore Kaczynski's books? 'Cause he's-- Kaczynski? Kaczynski, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're nuts. Who that? The Unabomber. Who is he? The Unabomber. Or like his personal library? The books that he wrote and published. Oh, yes. He's a published author. He put three books out. So we won't listen to R. Kelly, but you could potentially purchase the Unabomber books. Really? I don't think there's-- I don't know if there's anything wrong with that. Well, first of all, who won't listen to R. Kelly? Oh, Parviz. He gonna read the book while listening to R. Kelly. Parviz. Tell his niggas, side to side, round and round. So I'm on Netflix, and I'm watching the Unabomber. Oh, the movie, right? The movie, the movie, the Unabomber. Of course, I've seen every story in Doc about the Unabomber, but this Netflix one was different because it focused on his time at the school in the debate class. It focused on the debate class where they were programming him. So this was when he was younger? Yes, when he was younger. Like you said, issues to do. Yeah, that's what it focused on. Not so much the bombs and where they were sending them, but trying to capture him and the timeline for when he was young. And they was fucking him up in there. But he was in there really trying to argue what he was thinking about technology and where it was headed, and what it could end up doing to humans and the society and yada, yada, yada. So he went to live in the woods, he got off the grid, and we know about all the horrible things he did. But when it got to the end of it, the thing said he put out three books. The first is about technology and yada, yada, yada. The second is still about technology. And I said to myself, well, damn, for the people that are kind of into that stuff, technology and what it could be doing to us and what it could mean in the future. And he did this back then. That's what I was going to ask you. He wrote them prior to? I would read them. I don't think there's anything wrong with reading them. I wrote them down. Books by horrible people, necessarily. You might learn something. Yeah, it's all a judgmental-- Horrible guy, but he was-- He was super bright. Yeah. He was super bright, and they fucked him up. They fucked him up. They created-- they helped to create a monster. I'm not absolving him. Wait, who was they, the school? Who was they? The school which was running a program from the CIA. The CIA was running a program. Got it, OK. And the school was doing it. I forgot the name of the school. Got it, it's OK, it's OK. Got you. You know, for me, Joe, he's dead. So that part of it for me. And he's not going to get no money from it. Yeah, I was going to say that. That plays a big part into me. I would love to know what he's-- how his brain works. I'd love to find crazy people to see how their brain works. First book, 1995, "Industrial Society and Its Future." Also known as the Unabomber Manifesto, this 35,000-word essay argues that the Industrial Revolution had a disastrous effect on the human condition. It was famously published in the Washington Post, New York Times, yada, yada, yada. 2010, "Technological Slavery," an expanded collection containing industrial-- Hm? --slavery. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. "Industrial Society and Its Future," alongside additional essays, selected personal letters, and his correspondence with various academics and critics regarding technology. And the last one, 2016, "Anti-Tech Revolution-- Why and How." Huh. I don't know. It don't sound bad. It don't sound bad at all. Man, you better go read them books. And it really sounds provocative and interesting and-- And it's kind of relevant. --theoretically, yeah. Potentially, yeah. But if you're walking outside and you're carrying that book, somebody is probably going to look at you away, right? No, because they ain't going to know who it is. They ain't going to know who it is. It ain't like the-- it says riddle by bottom line. It says riddle by bottom line. People will just sound like another name. You good. I'm interested to hear where he thought that was going. Seriously. Yeah. All right. If you do, buy it from an independent black bookstore. Do you have it? Can I get it from you? Yeah. Get out. Yeah, you can get anything from us. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to buy books from Mark. Yeah. Yeah. All right, good. That's all I got. What do y'all want to start? Anywhere y'all want to start, I'm down. Let's do it. Energy up. Energy up. I know y'all closed it, and it doesn't make you feel the way. Are you down to read a Jeffrey Dahmer's book if he wrote it? Are you down to read other people that affected mass murderers? Is that. I'm not looking to read the book because of the murderous spree he went on. I mean, talking about their minds. I mean, what led them to it? What's the argument? See, this dude's book ain't really saying what turned him into this. Yeah. It don't sound like it. I get what you're saying. The book he's describing is just something he was- This dude was on this- Way before. Before he turned into the monster. Right. Got it. Okay. You know he's a genius. Like MIT. That's kind of- That's like regular shit. Genius, genius. Okay, I just wanted to see. That's what I'm up for. So if Jeffrey Dahmer got something like that going on and it's interesting, then maybe. Got it. Okay. Anyway, sorry. I'm sorry about that. Where y'all want to go outside of fucking bloody murder? No. Can I ask a. Oh. Go ahead. So first, there's this trend going around. Y'all seen it. The AI trend. Oh, this is a good segment. seen it the AI trend oh this is this is a good segue I like this yeah let's stay with technology that's an amazing segue you killed it it looks some powder to mush it yeah early I'm bitching about last my bitch about this one this don't come out in October this is still a September I don't waste you wasting a good no I'm just teasing I don't even think about this stuff the viral trend trend of people using AI to remake the for like a hour I liked it I have an issue with the AI what it does you know for the environment and you know all that shit but in terms of the thing the art I thought it was fun and trendy and more and more people kept doing it then you know people start getting carried away with it I saw Martin and Malcolm together doing it so that then I seen like some other people doing it I saw me and Ish doing it and I'm like huh word I didn't see that one and I saw Joe and Ian I saw my mom and my uncle I saw you and Ian yeah I've seen your mom and your uncle yeah my uncle put up I've seen Barack and Michelle I saw they're all every name it now every one of them it's insane but that's the one that to me was like crossed a different line which one was that well Russell and Kimora oh yeah Russell posted Russell Simmons posted one of him and his ex on and huh right the problem is because he posted it yes that's where the problem I don't think there's nothing wrong with that you can't you can't A.I. your ex why not especially if y'all don't anger it it's too they have too much it's too much with them it's not just only his ex the mother of his children they built an empire together and they had war it's so many things that came into that whole movement I feel like he can do that they kids went to the comments and said this is why we block you oh for real yes that's a sign that you did something wrong it ain't like they grew they're not cool they're really not cool like whatever the opposite of what you think of somebody as cool as that's them they on the exact opposite there's a lot of history with that though Freeze okay but we are at war right now I think that's the point of it the history behind the two people there's a lot of history with Kamora I think the point is something different niggas like that do that that's some antagonizing shit yeah okay it's antagonizing when I know me and you at odds I know you're not fucking with me I'm gonna do this anyway what if he wanted to remind her that yo this is what this is how we once were that's kind of what he said on his post we were like this like this is what it was me and you I turned my head you right there he said we worked good as a team for 15 years of dating and marriage and another 20 years as very close friends and co-parents in fact we were famous for our conscious uncoupling and co-parenting I got to vacation with you yada yada yada yada I'm sincerely praying for your continued success congratulations on your new documentary and I hope your next chapter is a home run I can't wait until people can express these feelings without like really shitty fucking artwork there's better ways to do this than rapping as amigos together to me personally especially when you know they're going to hate it that part too I'm doing it because I know I'm not rolling that nigga smart I'm not rolling they don't olive branch fam sometimes Russell's in Bali somewhere he's not connected to what's going on you can't even obviously you are connected all he got is his phone some cheap ass McDonald's or some shit that he's grown in his backyard and that's all you got time you're very clear that you don't know where Russell is and Russell is not in Bali you have no idea where he is that nigga at Bali he's not in Bali he's stripped off right now you don't know where he is I don't know where he is but they were saying he was in Bali last thing I read said he was in Florida last thing I read like I've seen Russell he was in LA I've seen he was in New York I don't know where he is but you don't you cannot say we don't know where he is okay fair alright we don't know where Russell is however I understand I agree with you though that it could if he's doing that it could be seen as a peace treaty when I saw it I thought oh he's made peace and then when the kids left the comment I said oh there's not peace right and the kids leaving the comment told me you know there's not peace you're not up in the air whether we got spoke or not you know nobody on that side fucks with you you being mad at me has nothing to do with me forgiving you for whatever I think you did to me you can forgive me without publicly he went and attacked her and said oh you did this you took everything from me he probably came he probably came to grips with it this is my olive branch I accept this is where we at I've accepted everything that happened this is what I want to do you won't pick up my phone call it's like you sending a DM saying yo you know what I mean I hope you're feeling better sir look at these niggas that want jobs suck up to them niggas man you say it that way I see that shit the other way bro you can do that that's the nigga that got not saying in this case but that's the nigga that got the girl got the restraining order on you and you want to go out your way to make sure she sees you right that's what that look like that's the nigga that just happened to be outside your job he just popping up this is antagonizing shit right here y'all talking about Russ and his ex what do y'all think about the trend period I think it's I'm not mad at the trend I'm just over it I'm not mad at the trend I think there's a bigger conversation just with the trend itself I'm not mad at the trend because I'm not mad at the trend because I did see tweets of people going back and playing a song so off of that just oh shit this shit was a this was a joint and now they're playing a record so if a trend spikes my listens up or my streams up or whatever the case may be we see that happen with technology all the time they go find some old shit they revive it for whatever reason and now the original creator gets in it's a horrible trade off why that's a horrible trade off because because creators should be allowed to negotiate when their product likeness or image is breaking a technology and that's what this is this is some AI generator company that someone owns that is now being mass spread off the Migos so I don't know that they're seeing that and I don't know that they own the song that we even talking about I don't know if they own the colors performance or whatever I don't know where the money is going all we know for a fact interesting point is that some tech is being broken by us again again we doing it we always do it for you I don't know who owns it so you think the company that is and I think that's just one of the things that are really disgusting about it I don't want to be the old man screaming from the cave man like I said my mom did this it's a fun trend but the people that just understand it a little deeper and just not looking at it like that it really ain't no fun about it so what do you say what do you say what do you say a company did that a company did they did do it a company is doing it I actually signed up at first I didn't end up doing it but I signed up and you pay a little fee and they make a lot of money yeah so what do you say to a TikTok challenge no AI but a TikTok challenge spawning off of somebody's old record and the same shit happened you just you just you just I know you're saying because a company the answer is in the question once you say TikTok no AI you've relinquished whatever rights because you're on TikTok the same way when you're on Instagram the same way some of these people you just I agree but you don't know what you signed up for this is not that this is something brand new being broken by us again and that's not even my only point when it comes to this it's not my only point okay because I'm about to say there's probably there's probably an EULA with this app too when you sign up for that those who like Mark said he signed up I'm pretty sure in signing up you're agreeing to their terms as well yeah but that changes it's not a TikTok creator doing something if like Ewan Parks is playing and y'all create something and it goes viral versus a company setting out an initiative in which I gotta sign up and pay and this company is now getting paid if Ewan Parks did it organically and it caught on like wildfire that's a different thing yeah like the dude on the skateboard with the Fleetwood Mac song is different to me than this yes that makes sense I see the industry the same well okay and just for you yo for all for everybody to do it if we breaking it then we should have the right to have that conversation not just something looks like fun so here let me sign up hey while I'm at sign ups too another thing you motherfuckers I know it's the fourth quarter you motherfuckers that just making me subscribe to some shit and then keep it going I got a text talking about some surf yo surf's messaging is up in October 6th and if you wanna keep messaging them $17 I'm like when the fuck I sign up for this jail shit how I unsubscribe then y'all think y'all slick y'all make it tough to unsubscribe you gotta text this number email this you gotta call yo Dixon beard cream I went on there I got it I went to shoot some shit Dixon beard cream shout out to them that is some dope beard cream oh Dixon Dixon Dixon sound like Dixon after the opening conversation we all was sitting here oh my god Dixon D-I-X Dixon Dixon beard cream this nigga I signed up for Dixon beard cream and they were all out of beard cream and we wonder when it's dried up on his lip right right right I see you trying to get away now I know the baby coming you trying to escape it's okay man that Dixon beard cream was on your mustache I heard him Dixon beard cream I ordered this shit smell good it's great it's great beard cream I ain't shitting on it no no I'm serious and they've been sending me four every month I ain't asked for this I ain't even got that I don't even use this shit that much I pass it nigga yeah nigga pass it on I will bring it I just turned into a ass real quick real quick UMG has the exclusive license to that record so you know a lot of the labels and shit like that they are that's what I'm saying creators should be involved when the record labels and the tech companies again for the last 20 years start fucking making handshake deals at the Michael Rubin party that all of you all of y'all are somebody told me the Michael Rubin party is solely for the billionaires to laugh at the millionaires wow that's crazy the billionaires come there shake hands with a couple of you millionaire niggas get you to fucking dance and sing your song in front of their product and what a hit hit relationship but then that's before we get into however you feel about about that dice game that occurred hmm yeah Everybody dancing and shaking and shaking the tail feather. Yes. Yes, yes, Joe. I don't know how anybody feel about that dice game, but that's a young black brother that we lost very early. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. And I don't know if hip-hop as a whole mourned the way I expected them to mourn. It was kind of come and go because of some other shit that I won't say on a public broadcast, but that's what we dancing to. A nigga dying in front of his man? Hey, all right. Have at it. Don't seem so fly to me. You're not wrong. Here we go dancing and fucking shaking a tail feather when black death is involved. Whatever. Have at it, though. I don't want to be morbid. You made it so dark. I know. It's just what I think about when I see takeoff. Yeah, I understand. I'm happy we get an Amigos project. I'm happy them niggas is talking. Yes. Yeah, same. But Quavo going to a dice game with his man, and now he lose his man, and now we take the fucking image. Fuck you. Get the fuck out of here. So how else do you expect people to- Rest in peace takeoff, yo. Rest in peace. And Quavo did post the original. Yeah, he posted his version as well. Like, yo, this is what started it all. Something like that. Put the original up. Yeah. Not to nerd out, but just five seconds. These AI things use millions of gallons of water. They do. Millions of gallons of fresh water. So we can superimpose our faces on some- I thought that's what you was talking about. No, no. I tweeted last night, I made my first app solely through prompts, through AI prompts. And I was like, man, fuck that water. Okay, see. That's what I thought you was talking about. Oh, no, no, no. But at least you did it to make an app. I'm not saying that's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying, how many images, because I'm sure the app is going to help the world. Like, the. But to show you, to make, like, 10 Migos videos. What Ice App is doing? What is the app doing? No, no, no. This is better. Yes. I don't have an app. What's the name of the app, Freeze? Just guess. No, you can't say the name. Mr. Peace. Yeah, I can't say the name. What is Ice's app? It's the Mr. Peace app. That's funny. That's a good one. That's hilarious. That's a good one. Like, escape the room. If your piece is missing, get this app. Right. We will find it. Oh, shit. I need in on that app. It's some video game shit. Oh, nice. That's dope. Well, congrats. Congrats, man. Thank you, thank you. Shout out to Freeze. Video game Freeze finding the missing piece. What do you got in there? GTA. What was we saying? Something important, right? We were talking about AI and how it's fucking destructive to the environment. How much water are you fucking up the water and shit. Yeah. I'm okay with AI. I just think that some of this shit is fucking trash. AI art is trash. It's going to come with it. You know what I'm saying? I guess. With anything. Any new technology, the bad shit is going to come with the great benefits of it. You got to take both. Soon as we was on their ass, man, y'all ruined it. We had them. Get out of here. You got six fingers. Now they're the Migos. Shit. These shits. Yo, not to take it back to this Russell thing. Take Russell off the table for a minute. But if you were just on the internet one day, you go on Instagram and you see your ex. Everybody here is in a relationship. Your ex got you in that AI setup. How you feel? Like, I mean. You look on. She reenacted the Migos video. Are you in it? Is her page lit? It might be. Am I the only person that's seeing it? If I'm the one that sees it. Let's assume your significant other is going to see it, too. That's why. That's my point. Because I'm also thinking about what that. I mean, I know Russell and Kimora Famous was a little different. But, like, I'm just saying, like, if your dude see you. Like, I don't know. Like, if your girl popped up right now and texted you, like, yo, why is your queen to do this? Why is your queen to do this? Like, why are you on this video together? I'm not in the video. Oh, that's who you said. Hey, that's not real. That ain't me, nigga. I was home. Yeah. But, nah, we get a laugh out of that, honestly. It wouldn't. It wouldn't. If she hit me with that. We too. We too. I'm about to say. She might go a little different. I'm about to say. Yeah, you guys. Yeah, free intro. IG. Your lady got in the video. It'll be a little different. You'd have questions. A couple questions. You pulling up that app. Okay. Oh, Mark, you somewhere, your lady's on one of her vacations, and then it pops up in an app with an ex. I don't care if she's next to me, and she's probably with an ex. I'm going to have questions. My questions are going to be more for him than hers. I was about to say. It's different for men. Like, I'm going to think you're being funny. Exactly. But if somebody's doing it to me, I'm too eager to say, oh, yeah, salute, yeah, you know what I mean? I'm going to think the nigga's trying to be funny. Yeah, so you pop up with your ladies on the video. Say it again. Be careful what you ask. I thought that's what you said. Take your time. I process slowly. I forgot Windows 98, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I process slowly. No, Windows 89, but yeah. You pop up on the phone. You're on your IG stream. I'm looking at my phone. Not pop up on my phone, but I'm looking at my phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to say it pops up on your phone. Excuse me. Okay, got you. And yeah, and your lady's in one of them AI Migos videos. From a nigga? And you ain't done the dude. Oh, no, I'm tight. But if I look at my phone and somebody else have me on there, I'm hype. And what do you do? To which one? To the dude. The nigga? You know what I'm doing. You calling her or you calling him? Nigga, I'm calling the nigga. I'm DMing him. I'm trying to tell the nigga I'm violating him. I'm threatening him more quick than shit. Hey, you bitch ass nigga playing my family. I'm calling her. Yo, give me that nigga number. You got his number? And if she do got his number, I'm violating her. It's a trap. You've been married 25 years. That's right. She got his beeper number? What the fuck? She's sky bashing that nigga. It's all a trap. Yeah, dog. I don't know. No, I don't know. My wife not friends though. You talking about that olive branch shit? That's what I'm asking because you had missed the olive branch a few minutes ago when it was Russell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was doing a little olive branch. Nah, nah, nigga. She married. She married to me, nigga. No olive branch to my wife, nigga. I'll olive branch you. I ain't anything about that. Kamara's in a relationship? We don't know. We don't know. That's not my business. If she is, that's disrespectful. If she's not, it's disrespectful. I don't think it's fair. That was going to be my answer to Mark, not to drag this topic that's dragged already. Yeah, if I went to my ex page and seen me, that's an indictment on me. That's an indictment on the dude, on whoever she with. That's a good point. I might have an ex that's ditzy enough to do it. What if she dolla? She's supposed to fuck with a nigga, stand up enough to say, hey, dawg. What if she ain't got no nigga right now? Oh, then it's going to be. If she ain't got no nigga, then prepare. Just brace up. There's going to be a lot of stupid shit going on at your expense. We playing there. Yeah, if she ain't got no nigga, it's all game. Nothing you can do about it, neither. All you can really do is pray that they get a nigga. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Then they get a nigga and act like it was their idea. They get a nigga and act like it was their idea to get a nigga. I've been telling you to get a nigga for months. No, but they act like you jealous. Yeah, shit. Oh, yeah, that's the one. They get a nigga and come starting on you with your idea. God answer my prayers. Then you got to go in your memory bank and remember them for that month and a half where they wanted to be with you still. After you go, okay, we'll make it work. Boogateers and all this. I'm trying to be nice. Oh. Being generous. Pulling up unannounced, not coming. Oh, come on. Please. Yo, yo, the dude don't never release that story. He's like, yo, just go ahead, yo. Yo, just go. Oh, come on. I'm sorry. Stop crying. Yo, you'll be fine. Yo, all you bad bitches, we've seen your ugly cry, yo. You ain't the cutest. Anyway, come on. That's no makeup. Hey, yo, Ish. He ain't even getting it. Sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead. It's just about the conspiracy he had. Hey, yo, look, listen. You may be right. Oh, about the machines? You may be right. You may be wrong. Right? Pay attention. In Queens, they're putting around a lot of lithium battery storages to put electricity back into the electric grid to prevent a blackout. But you may be right, because they're preparing for that, so I want to acknowledge you, but a lot of the neighbors and the people that live in the area are very upset because the shit go overheat. It's going on in Queens by where James Brown used to live. It's going on. So that's just a big thing. So when I was watching, I'm like, oh, man. You still be up in Queens? Huh? Yeah, sometimes, yeah. I just went to a funeral over there. So what I'm saying, I do see a lot of the peoples outside. Why are you looking and laughing? I want to give you your credit, nigga. He's trying to be funny. Oh, he is? How is I being funny? Go ahead. Niggas, I'm trying to change the subject because of your stupid conspiracy as I'm trying to understand you, nigga. I thought about you when they were putting the lithium battery storages around to put fucking electricity back into the grid. Oh, because of the blackout. So he was saying the imminent blackout. All right? Bitch ass, nigga. All right. I love you. That's all. It's cool. You got it. When a nigga come here with knowledge, nigga, y'all get quiet and shit like that, right? Y'all want me to be some fucking ta-da-ta-da, nigga, that fucking process shit five minutes later after a nigga do an Irish dance, nigga? That's what y'all want, nigga? Kind of, yeah. You don't say nothing either. You got your man on fucking spaces cracking jokes about flip contributions, shit. That shit that y'all niggas started. I'm going to teach all you niggas a lesson. What you talking about? Are we not talking about this? Play with me. Oh, shit. My mom told me 90 times not to please tell you that she is so proud of how you handle yourself. Oh, Lord. What did she say? She had a whole fucking list. I love your mom. That she's proud of just how you are quick to learn and exhibit growth and who you are today. She gave me a whole mom speech. I love her so much. And I was like, yeah, mom, I'm going to tell him. Grab all that shit. But then every day she keeps saying, yo, please. make sure you tell Flip because I mean it it's important to me I just need you so I'm telling you first of all let me just say this shout out to mom I love her she's very nice she pulled me to the side she did tell me that as far as how I came and you know where I'm at now I love that we just gotta get Pops to be cool with me after that shit I said that nigga don't fuck with me at all what you do to Pops Pops don't fuck with me at all you gotta cover the tattoos man Pops don't fuck with me at all oh because of your tattoos no I said a joke about something pertaining to him he said some shit before it was supposed to be a joke towards Joe but I didn't know Pops played a little too much he didn't know I was a junior yeah no that's not what it was you said something happened in Harlem and I said Pops was there oh that was yeah I didn't mean to I even told I always see him I say hey Pops I told him about Joe Pops he don't fuck he don't fuck with that at all he don't like that Joe came back and told me he told me privately my father is not feeling none of that shit you said my parents the only ones that listen to the bond and even if my dad miss a pod he got a friend that is a pod mania he know all the tea yeah no my family don't listen my mom used to listen she just it's too much she can't catch up my parents my fiance they be listening my wife was just my mom said like every episode we dropped too many episodes and they told me I always wonder like when things happen to you when things happen to you right and they are with you and they call you and stuff like that do you accept the call are they the only besides Shadi are they the only ones that can talk to you during that time because I know that you be like when things happen how do they approach you when crazy things happen whether it's an argument whether it's the shit that happened with the sleeping all that shit I don't think my parents look at any of that shit like it's crazy because they've been there for my whole life oh so they they know me and just know they kind of they get me that shit's not crazy it's Joe it's Joe shit but some parents they some parents will call you straight up for the sleepwalking shit my mom was like why didn't I know you sleepwalk I was like well when does that come up I don't want to tell you my fucking medical shit but you talking about every day y'all talking about y'all talking about sleepwalking your mother didn't know you ain't sleepwalking no no and this goes into the topic how somebody could do how you say that but you've said it up here before that incident even happened you told us about you told us about the shit you and Ian the Ian story for me that was kind of just a funny story and it happened a couple other times and I was like oh shit me neither that's funny that you're getting dressed up like that with another nigga those dicks and beard that's funny I thought he wanted to get some beard cream if you don't come an hour or two shooting at these niggas I'm taking away your fucking I'm taking away your title don't go ahead and have fun don't do that they come I can't defend you they shooting it's a September pod it's a September pod I don't get no points for fucking killing this that's funny you're wasting my shit right I'm dead I'm dead dead and streaked you got me today that's funny listen now it's time for my favorite part of the show prize picks all right football is heating up and everyone's pulling up because prize picks has all of your picks in one place prize picks is available nationwide so what are you waiting for everyone and everything is on prize picks prize picks is really easy and simple to play all you have to do is select two or more players look at their projected stat line and pick more or less for your chance to win big now Ice hit big this week I didn't hit big Ice did his big one I didn't hit big lunch on you I didn't hit big unfortunately Ice is not the one 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your man I know I don't want to be fault him yet you checked on him no you should and I may just not right this second I mean you fine you ain't really you know you shouldn't do nothing that's what I'm saying what is it I didn't do nothing he was home he got to his part he's fine face not a bruise on it everything's good yeah he wasn't in that dangerous of a situation he ain't step to the cartel he ain't step to the fucking El Chapo some of the niggas is funny who did he step to El Chipo yeah you know the problem with society y'all what is the problem with society the problem with society is niggas like this right look these two niggas they instigate they instigate they instigate they try to encourage violence cause that's what they do he saved your life so what they're doing now is that they're trying to instigate and get me hype and they wanna challenge me like yo nigga I'll take that nigga I'm not healed nigga I'm not healed and mature watch y'all both words old niggas Freeze you saw what Freeze did follow his steps he stayed quiet and mind his business I suggest you both do the same when it come to me nigga I'm really happy that Ish was at GOK that night so it's Flip you gonna keep that one with you I'm happy he was there too I am surprised surprised by it but I was happy about it you just see oh I gotta tell you I can't how did you end up there that night Ian Dunlap first me and Simba was supposed to have a business meeting and then he yo see you don't know how funny he is at GOK while the music going he said you know what we need for this business meeting some Trey songs what happened you had a business me and Simba was supposed to go to dinner earlier in the day oh yeah he was doing some shit with uh what's that shit called again Connie Diamonds I think love Connie Diamonds he was outside with Connie Diamonds so he couldn't great amazing it ran over so he was just like yo we going to GOK Ian Dunlap hit me and said yo he wanted to go to GOK just like a few homies did you so I came outside did you end up having a business meeting no I just told you Simba shit ran over with the girl I'm just saying oh but you had it on the phone no I was supposed to go to dinner with somebody that's probably how you ended up at GOK GOK yeah probably a couple of the homies hit you and was like yo I'm going that's probably their first time there listen I believe you I don't know I believe you I believe you listen man look at my boy that nigga can I ask you something though of course my final question it won't be but it's cool I promise you it will be who do you be talking to come on like and that's my final question do you be talking do you be talking to me I don't understand telling me this shit you know what I mean boy oh dog who you talking to if I wanted to go to GOK I would have just went to GOK I totally understand that you said yo what got you out the house to go ask him again that was what my plan was I get that okay but who but who are you telling that to yo you're an idiot bro it's just cool outside though yo it's just cool outside though I asked him he tell me it should be outside it came outside with me Friday oh oh how was Friday you went to the Remy Ma joint I went to Remy Ma's joint Ish was there yeah Ish was there get out I didn't know Ish was there was Simba there yeah Simba was there too was Ian Dunlap there no Ian wasn't there did y'all get y'all meeting did y'all and what are y'all meeting about business nigga look look at this that's just a work in the crib that ain't supposed to work with you niggas what y'all meeting about what happened hopefully the meeting goes really well designing the new building the new app alright anyway where y'all was going man where y'all was taking me with this it's my boy right I wonder how the Remy show was oh Remy show was cool it was fine it was in Newark too right yeah it was in Newark I wanted to make it no you knew better yeah I didn't want to get shot in the ass on the way out you might have but nobody else got shot but nah Remy show was cool she it was like a premiere for her cause she had dropped a new EP Alimony so she performed a couple records off of that she did a Q&A with the crowd she took a bunch of pictures with everybody it was pretty cool I saw the video footage it looked dope yeah it was a good time it was a good time a lot of people that shit was packed so it's a good time you have a good time bitch Yeah, it's home, nigga Home Shout out to Remy, man Yeah, shout out to Remy Shout out to Remy Congrats on the EP We thought about that We're supposed to be talking about something Oh Jasmine Guy But before we even get to Jasmine, right Just in general Have y'all watched the Different World reboot yet? I have not I saw three episodes of it Not at all I know I get it I ain't seen Did you like the original? The trailer for the Yes Okay, were you a fan of the original? Yes It was college and books and stuff I didn't know if you fucked with it Oh, shit Yeah, they're getting at you What you did to these niggas, boy? I'm trying to get all my shit on the 30th, man Give me my ass on Friday I already know No, but I was not one of the people that wanted to watch it I was talking shit I have not liked reboots in general Very rarely do I like the reboot I didn't like the any of them Will and Grace Frasier None of the classic shows that reboot There was a Frasier reboot? Oh, wait I think you did say it You mentioned it Yeah I think the last one I liked was like What's Happening Now? You know what I mean? Which is a good reboot But in general, reboots don't really be worth it They had a reboot What's Happening Now? Yeah Them niggas was old on their original But see Yeah, but remember he got married to Nadine? Raj got married had the wife Yeah, anyway But this one's not really a reboot, though Why not? It's a remake No, it's not It's just a continuation later on Oh Like, the original cast is in there as basically as parents I thought that's what made it a reboot Maybe I don't want to reboot it No, no, a reboot is like how Prince of Bel-Air was Oh, I see Oh Or Fresh Prince or whatever So, what do you think about that one? Or Bel-Air, I'm sorry Is it better than you expected? I like it Really? And I went in expecting to hate it Like, I went in like, very low very low expectation I wanted to support the director of Black Woman Director I wanted to support the cast I wanted to do all that, right? You know, it's a thing that we need to support We dump a lot of money in the dumb shit We could dump money in the good shit So, I turned it on Did you watch all of it? I'm on episode three Oh, same We finished three I started last night Okay And they're quick They're 30-minute episodes Exactly They're really quick I would've watched more of my son I think they dropped 10? Yeah, it's 10 of them Yeah, it's quick And the acting is good The storyline is like current but it doesn't feel like they're trying to change what the show is They didn't try to change the DNA of the show It's funny, it's smart Good characters Good young characters Good older characters They do a good job of connecting the people from before to the people in the present Yeah The shit, it's fire I'm not a big TV person I don't watch TV as much as y'all but y'all should watch it It's really, really good I'm definitely watching it Like I said, we watched three episodes as well We? Me and my lady Oh, just making sure Same page I went back I'm like, damn This shit's so good I'm gonna go watch the original Yeah Wait, you never watched the original? I didn't want Wait a minute I didn't want the whole month under the bus Ice, what? This is like I'll be with you right up to Didn't you say some wild shit like some anti-black How you ain't watch Did you watch The Cosby Show? You've never watched The Cosby Show? That's what you get for doing that knuckle shit Somebody need to give you a knuckle sandwich Yo, dog I went back I did go back I think you One of y'all told me up here like Yo, you need to watch The Cosby Show I said, I'm gonna try it You needed somebody up here to be like Yo, you need to watch The Cosby Show? Yeah That's what he's saying Yo, the Jay-Z guys got some talent Like, the fuck It's The Cosby Show It's like the greatest black TV show I went back and watched a couple episodes of season one I didn't make it past that, though I watched like maybe eight, nine episodes of season one Wow I'm not even sure what to say The Different World new show is great Watch it No, I'm definitely gonna watch it It is Ice hit me and said that the shit was fire And to your point even if it was bad You're texting people about it No, even if it was bad I would've still went and supported it because I think that I just think that we need support and I think our numbers need to be ran up for more black shows so they can get greenlit You know what I'm saying? We won't have representation We need to be supportive of the shows Yeah But now that two people I respect You'll like it You'll absolutely like it You definitely will fuck with it Would the Vaughn Nail Hill show be considered That's not a It's a continuation That's a spinoff That's a spinoff Sorry That's a spinoff And again I didn't like that but I wanted to support a little bit of it I watched it until I couldn't no more Vaughn Nail Hill Yeah, yeah, yeah I made a couple episodes I'm off that So what's up with Jazzy? So in the lead up to the show there's been a lot of promo a lot of photo shoots a lot of before back then and now a lot of 1980 was it 1987 1989 to now kind of flashbacks all this stuff the new cast and the old cast and in the process of showing the cast there's been a lot of focus on Jasmine Guy who became kind of the central focus of A Different World after Lisa Bonet left since from season 2-4 she was the star of the show and the central love interest and as y'all know growing up Jasmine was her and and a lot of people have been talking about Jasmine Guy's looks they've been saying that she aged poorly they've been just talking shit about her they've been attacking her appearance they've been trying to come up with reasons why her appearance looks the way they do and I fucking hate it and I want to be very clear I'm only bringing it up now because I didn't want to comment on it and push back because that would just draw more attention to it I don't want people to be like what are y'all talking about let me go look at her and talk shit but she made a statement yesterday which made me feel more comfortable talking about it the only reason I'm bringing it up is because she brought it up first and she made a statement on Instagram sort of she said the internet can be brutal to women as we grow older it asks us to celebrate life while criticizing every sign that we've lived it growing older brings change and I won't pretend every change is easy but beauty style and joy don't have an expiration date let's spend less time judging ourselves and each other and more time loving each other making memories and living the life we're here to live ugh suit the hurts for taking a high road even to have to do that cause I'd have been like fuck y'all I was her y'all never was her y'all couldn't get with me now much less back then look at yourself blow up your profile pic expand your avatar cause half the people talking shit you ever look at these people they don't care cause they ain't got no profile pic boom like it be like you how dare you now I'm not saying attractive people can do this but I'm just saying it be the irony that the people who talk the heaviest shit about people I don't like that I hate that shit and then that gives them anonymity which gives them a false sense of bravado now I can say the shit that I would never say because y'all would never know it's me saying it I hate this shit and I'm about I'm not this is it's gonna feel like a stray and it's not but like this should be heavily gendered cause does Jasmine God look like she did in 1980 no I know none of us do true look at Kadeem Hardison my man I love Kadeem shout out to Kadeem he's put on a little bit of weight mhm yes nobody's saying like there's no videos like what the fuck happened in 1980 this this here's saying white men can't jump you know what I mean like no one is doing that no one is comparing him to do the right thing but her she's getting compared to how she looked at Harlem Nights and it's like I think that shit is ill and I am you know why it's it goes back to because in society a woman's value is tied to her beauty mhm so if they see your beauty it's no I'm with you I just imagined what Joe I saw Joe's face I'm just being oh alright I'll leave it alone no you're a thousand percent right and we assess people based on whether we want to fuck them or not yeah yeah and look I'm not saying that I don't do it when I be on the gram or when I be on TV sometimes I be like yeah so and so don't look like you know so I might say that to y'all yeah but we gotta keep it to ourselves we can't do that there's something about doing it in public that feels real or tagging the person to me it's the tagging the person like even if we all talk shit about how people look yeah right but like the guy should go to the person it's like walking to somebody and being like yo yo you fell off yo you ugly as shit you ugly as shit what the fuck happened here like somebody said that to me I'd be like yeah like that's the shit about the internet that I get mad at like people having the sense that I have that you that you that we owe them something like fuck you when they say you signed up for it that's the justification yo you signed up for it and it's like I didn't I did not I did not sign up for you to talk about my body Jasmine God sheesh yo you know it's crazy when you now that we older we didn't know like what awards and shit were they was robbing her yeah she was getting robbed my nigga like back what is it the Emmys for TV Emmys yeah Emmys she was getting robbed like I've never again in our older age the acting job that she was putting on back then cause when you hear her speak normally now you be like yo whoa whoa whoa ma you ain't yeah like you ain't Dwine like that shit was a master class and even in that that's even more reason why we should support should support the new show yeah you know what I'm saying like to pay them back for what they did to the Colts right they got robbed they got robbed Kadeem Hardison's sex symbol run is one of the most overrated runs in the history of television he wasn't your back when I shoot back don't fight for real I'm just telling you you've been on it for about two hours you've been on it for eight months when I shoot back bro I'm the subject of your conversation for eight months for four hours a day just continue to be jovial is all I'm saying that's a threat like a motherfucker that's all I'm saying what you talking about yeah Kadeem Hardison don't look the greatest now it's like alright Jasmine Guy was indeed a sex symbol them little flip up glasses that nigga just had nice glasses little flip up glasses and he's the first nigga wearing Jordans every week he was the first nigga with a Gumby on TV I'm just saying he was him for a minute he had a shit y'all niggas at the at the end of his run thoughts is shit I ain't got nothing I ain't got nothing I ain't got nothing - You look like a nigga to me. I know Shantae Moore. In real life. I know Shantae. You ain't like Shantae Moore? I like Shantae Moore now. Oh, that's what I said. Who's happily married now? I still like her. No, no, no. I was just saying, that's a fun fact. You married Stephen Hill. I like Stephen Hill. That's my man. Shout out to Stephen. Yeah, man. We got some sad news. I got to pivot, y'all. And I don't normally do this right now. But tragedy. When do you pivot? Nigga, you always pivoting. You the sad news king. Yeah, but I don't pivot. It's a show, for fuck's sake, y'all. It's a bag. We're an hour or two. It ain't no time for that. So anyway. You get a lot of shit on. You know what? You don't flip. You pivot. What you want to talk about? And that slick shit you did just now with. I didn't do nothing slick with nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. I thought you were right. I'm doing some snitching shit. I'm doing some rap. You are terrible. I'm what? A rat? You're a rat, yes. Here's the thing. And it come out automatic. You guys are podcasters. You guys are not showing your real life of who you are. The people love you because they think they love who you. They think you are. They don't love. They just love this character you niggas got. There's nobody who got a bigger gap between who they are and who they are. So you're saying you're a rat for real? No. I'm not a rat, but I'm doing. No, no, no. That was a long way to say yes. To Mark's point, podcast ratting and real life ratting is two different things. You're ratting in real life. So who? Rem. It was Ishtu. Ishtu. Oh, shit. You didn't do it. That was a trick. That was a part of the track. I know. That was part of the track. Actually, you know what? That was horrible, bro. Can we. That was. Here's the thing. Can you explain what happened there? Hold on. What? That was nasty. That was the nastiest rat I ever seen. That was all part of an act one, two, when I started yelling out from Queens. Who was acting? You back down, nigga. By myself. Now I'm from Queens, nigga. You saw when I started to turn up, nigga. It was there. I wasn't even over there. Pay attention to your point. Let me tell you what happened. I didn't know you did that in real time until I saw the video because you wired up and you miked up. Like all rats. Oh, shit. That wasn't content. Streaming just came naturally. Now we talking streaming. I saw the video, right? Yeah. So I'm talking. I'm standing by him. I'm talking right there. Of course you was. She yelling at him. Pick me. Nigga, wasn't you trying to get to her? Never. Yes. They called me over there. She's saying whatever she's saying to Flip. So I didn't know that Simba and Flip had a conversation. Mm-hmm. Okay. So Simba like, no, yo, you said blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah about the song. He like, yo, it's two. It was it's two. Get mad at him, too. I didn't say that. I didn't say you did. Yes, you did. Not like that. But listen, I spoke to Remy. Well, just because the audience is confused and I'm a little confused. Okay, we got the problem. Remy had an actual issue with you. No. Okay. Because when you walked up, she said it looked like she didn't want to fuck with you. Give me a second. Okay. Give me a second. I was standing over there. Tiny Diamond shouted me out and then Rem said something to me but Simba relayed the message. So I went over there and said, what's going on, man? What was the message? That I was a bitch-ass nigga. Okay. See how he's leaving that out? Hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no. That is the message. No, she really laughed with me and her smile. And yo, what's up? Oh, the laughing was off camera. No, no. Because I heard the bitch-ass nigga part. I didn't see no laughing. That's clear. Yeah, that was 4K. You two smoked to be that slow. I'm not slow. You too smart. I didn't hear it. I didn't see no laughter. We were slowing down for you all, champ. She looks sincere. No, listen to what I'm saying. I was there. No, no, no. He said he was there and he didn't see no laughter. I get at you, nigga. You was trying to be down with them niggas. I wasn't. That's one. See, I don't want to get serious. Rem made a face to me. Yo, what's up? I said, what's up? So I came down there and went over there. But by the time I went over there, that's when the energy changed. So what it was, she said, you a bitch ass nigga. That's when she realized who you were. No, you a bitch ass nigga. I said, why? She told Simba, she said that because we liked Jezebel. She didn't only say I was a bitch ass nigga. She saw Ishwin. Ishwin was already saying let's do it. I gave her a nice hug. We was laughing, talking about the project and all that shit. And you saw her and she was nice to you too, right? Friday, I was on the phone with her out there on the balcony. Who made you call her? This is after the family. Nobody. I don't know who made me call her. I bet you fucking don't. Now you don't got amnesia. I don't know who made me call her, nigga. Convenient amnesia. Nigga, let's not, let's not focus on my new things. That's good. My new? Yo! That was what a bursher was. I got on the phone with Rem and Rem was like, I was just joking with you. I was just playing. You know, you could see me laughing. She broke everything down. She said, I didn't know you. Oh, so you called thinking it was an issue. No, but you thought it was smoke. The issue was like, you should give Rem a call on Friday at the pod. Yo, give Rem a call. Make a memory work. Yeah, and then I called her on the, I got, I called her on the pod and she said, Flip, I was joking with you. I didn't even know that you and Homeboy had gotten to it and that's what, you know, and she said, a lot of people say, I'm wrong, Flip, but she explained to me that, because I asked the question, I said a line that Pat Pooh's been holding it down for this whole time and he hasn't said nothing and her thing was, Flip, you got to think, Clarissa Shields has been shooting at me while next to Pat and he hasn't said anything so if she's shooting at me, it's like you're shooting at me so if you're saying that he's holding it down, why would you say that? You should stay in the middle. You should have stayed out of it. That's what she said and I said, okay, I understand. She said, if your girl is shooting at me and you're there and she's saying some things, that's like you're shooting at me to hurt, that's how she said she felt. I see that perspective. Yeah, so I said, okay, and she said, we laughed off the phone. We was on the phone for like 20 minutes outside and I got off the phone. Damn, there you go. Mediating some more peace-ish. Oh. Yo, nigga. Yo, he like your bodyguard. I don't mind being, I'll beat my bodyguard up, nigga. Yeah. You, I will beat you up. Let me just get through to you. Hold on, he picked you up in a rag doll. You can't beat me up. You don't even think that. So you don't think. It's cool. You can do it for the camera. You know, listen, Mark. I don't want to spend too much time. You are a rat bastard. That whole story. The whole year. Just justify rat. You pivot it so that you. You don't think that you guys pretend? You try to come off like it's not the real you and it's not the real you. That's not true. The only niggas that's genuine to themselves is one, two, three. Everybody else is fake. Time out. Me, Parks, and Freeze are genuinely us. I agree with this. You say what? I agree with this. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yo, I know I was in AP classes. So you might be going, my nigga. How you really feel you don't say because of the reactions and how we said. I disagree. No, no, no. But that's a part of who you are. And we censor you. No, no, listen. Ish, listen, look at me. Look at me. I want to be honest. We do censor you and paint you a certain way. But we paint you based off of how you feel about things. That's it. You the same way, nigga. You not the real you, boy. I disagree. I just want to go on the record and say this is more ratting. Andy's not even ratting. He's fabricating. There's a difference. I'm saying if it's true, this is ratting. Let me ask you a question. Sure. Let's take a survey in the room. Sure. Personal, performative. So off camera, on camera. Who has the biggest gap in a real personality between a on-camera persona and a off-camera? To me, it's Flip. To me, no. Trevor Robinson. Yeah. But that's not the question, though. Junior. You are saying that we fighting up here like this is not who we really are. Nigga, off camera, you are a church mouse. And on camera, you are a fucking lion. No, you really are. It's still a part of who I am. You soft-spoken. You are a pussycat. It's still a part of who I am, though. All right, cool. You hold your word. You hold your words because you don't want to be perceived a certain way. I say what I want, not caring how I'm perceived. No, that's not true. Two different things. I hold my words because I'm a professional. It's the Joe Bunn podcast, not the Antoine podcast. So some things that I might say on camera might have negative effects on my boss. That's not true-ish because your boss encouraged you to speak. That's not true. No. And you say I'm not doing it because y'all niggas is trying to paint me a certain way. And we don't have to argue about this because I do it. I want to paint you in every negative way I can, boy. Yo, that's my job. I want to paint this nigga in every way. He just got the nation of Islams and all them niggas behind him. So it's hard to paint him a certain way. But I want to paint y'all niggas in all the ways I can. See, I think it's the difference between being fake. Okay, I don't think y'all fake, though. And holding back. So I say this. I don't say shit off camera. I don't say shit on camera that I don't really believe. But there might be three other things that I say to y'all off camera that I wouldn't share with the public. But it's not contradictory to the shit that. I'll give you a perfect example. Just to give you an example. Got you. I might see some. That's tricky. Yeah, right? So I might make a comment about something I see on Instagram. Okay. To you. Right. Or you. Or whoever. I wouldn't necessarily say that on air. It's not that I. I don't on air say I wouldn't say that. I just don't volunteer that. Does that make sense? A little bit. I have a question. It's hard to say without giving an example. I'm sure. But if that topic came up, would you. Yes! Yeah, yeah. But that's what he's talking about. But I don't bring those topics up. I get it. Paul, I have a question for you. Do you think that the people care about who the people that they're watching really are? Do you think that the audience care who we really are? Do you think that's a fact or you think that it's our duty to be able to be professional or come up with an image in order to entertain? Do you think they really care? Do you think they're watching the show to see who you guys really are or no? I don't think they care, but I think that if you are genuine, it shows in any form of art and people will gravitate towards that. Of course they care. I think, not that they care, I think they think that who we are up here is us no matter what. Yeah, are you crazy? I think a lot of the people will be saying shit as if they know you personally solely based off of up here. Got it, okay. So I think they take everything. I think I told a story. I was in Home Depot in Maryland. You have to be more specific. I'm in Home Depot. Oh, yeah, every Tuesday. I'm in Home Depot in Maryland. And it's a true story. Dude says, yo, dog, yo, yo, you watch podcasts? I was like, no. So he said, yo, yo, you, I know you probably hear this all the time. It's this dude on this real big, this real big podcast. You look just like him. So I was like, where? I said, he, he, he cool. It's a good show. He's like, nah, it's the best show. He said, no, the dude, yo, the dude's smart as shit, but, but he an asshole. Well, I mean. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on now. I'm with you so far. It's a true story, right? So one of the associates there, cause again, I'm in there all the time. So one of the associates is like, she are, she know it's me. Like, so yo, we in like self-check, cause you know, Home Depot is self-checkout. So I'm talking to the dude, but I'm checking out. I'm bringing up my shit, but he over, like over there. So I'm like, oh no, but the dude, he, he's like, nah, the dude's smart as shit, yo. But he a fuck boy. He a piece of shit dude. Oh, wow. This is what he says, right? Wow. So I'm like, oh, okay. So I'm just scanning my shit. So the associate is trying to get his attention to say, yo, nigga, that's the real him. But he keep going in. I'm just scanning my shit. So I go to leave. He called you an asshole. That's right. He's calling me a fuck boy and a piece of shit. A fuck boy and a piece of shit. Right? So the nigga says, this is a true story. Seems a little overboard, personally. That's over the edge. You don't say, right? So when the girl finally gets his attention to say, yo, that's the real him, he's like, oh, shit. Yo, the nigga ran. Because it's like a maze now for home people, for the checkouts to go like that. He ran through the maze, came over to try to shake my hand. I'm like, yo, my nigga, why you want to shake my hand? You just said I'm a piece of shit and a fuck boy. Like, I don't want to shake your hand. Yeah, because you're also a celebrity. And I met you in person now. And that's the most important thing to them. And that's it. Cool. That's how they look at it. To your point, no, these people, and now he start copping pleas about how, no, yo, you said this about that and that about this. But long story short. No, they really. They really see us. And they think that whatever narrative is portrayed about us up here is actual and factual. Oh. Yeah. And I think we owe them that. I think we owe them the truth. I think we owe them to not lie about who we are, because we're not actors. But I don't think we owe them every part of us. Oh, got you. I think that, for me, is the difference. I don't think we got. There's parts of y'all, pause. If I say there's parts of y'all that I've seen off camera, but that's not what I mean. There are dimensions of our personalities that I've seen of y'all. There are dimensions of y'all that I know the public would be interested to know or would think is funny or different than what they would be surprised to see. But it wouldn't contradict with who y'all are to them. It was just like, oh, I didn't know you do that, too. I didn't know you was into that, too. I didn't know you would say shit like that, too. The more I do this, because I've never done nothing like this where I had to be this personal. You know, the news is different. True. You know, I've had to learn. Because once you put something out there, you can't take it back. Yep. Yeah. And then people get comfortable thinking they know you and thinking they could deal with you. You know, I was in real quick. I was in South Orange, New Jersey, driving through. And I stopped to go to the store. And this dude ran out the barbershop. I had my cell phone. You said, I know ish. In South Orange? I hope not. Shit. He was in South Central. Hey, hey. Yeah. Don't say that, but go. No, and he was like, don't become right here with that badass son. With that badass kid. Oh, that's crazy. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. And it's like, I don't know you like that. But then like a half a second later, he started laughing. And it's like, I don't play like that. But I know that I introduced that. Yeah. Yeah. That's my story. But I don't play like that, nigga. You can't do that. But people get too comfortable. Yeah. But they feel like. I don't like that. I'll fight, nigga. But they feel like. And that's the thing they don't get. But that's my point of how fake you are. Because on camera, you touchy-feely. You laughy. You ha-ha-ha. Oh, shit. You mad boisterous. But then when you get behind closed doors. The talent is here. A nigga can't put his finger on you. Good to see you, J-1. Oh, hey, money. Oh, shit. You see my point? I understand your point. I get your point. So there you go. That's the point. Anyway. All right. Anyway. Flip. Tell. Y'all just going to fuck over Mr. Belding, huh? Oh, yeah. We need him. We need a proper Belding. Y'all are not going to disrespect one of the greatest principals. Y'all. I know. Let me not say the greatest. Y'all be fact-checking my eulogies when I say too much nice shit. Mr. Belding. A legend. The principal from Saved by the Bell. Legend. A legend. That's what I'll say. Passed away yesterday at the age of 75. Okay. I know this one. Dennis Haskins is his name in real life. Dennis Haskins. Rest in peace, man. It's one of the things. I don't particularly care for him. Why? What Mr. Belding did. He got some fuck shit on him? I don't like Mr. Belding, and I don't like Dennis Haskins. I don't like him, the character, and I don't like the actor. But he didn't do nothing to me, and he died. So I'm going to say rest in peace to one of the legends. But for me, it's like, that show was weird. And when I watch him with the. Why y'all looking at me like that? You didn't even know what Saved by the Bell was yesterday. Who didn't know what Saved by the Bell was? When I said Mr. Belding. When Mr. Belding died, you was like, who that? You did. Yeah, I did. And then when you went. I didn't know the nigga's name. I know. That's probably after your era, too. Zack and Screech and. I know the stars. Lisa Turtle, hello. But what I'm saying is. Lisa Turtle. This nigga going to say, yo, I don't want to say nothing because he dead, but I don't fuck with that nigga. Like, what are you talking about? Well, Mr. Belding was kind of weird as a principal. He's a terrible principal. All kinds of shit was happening in the hallways. He didn't do shit about it. But as a real life. You ever see that show? Of course. Zack was running the fucking. Zack was a terrorist in that shit. Sleep with people, girls. They was wrestling in the hallway. Fucking not going to class. All that shit. Taking pills. Who girls' ex slept with? He. Remember, Zack. I mean, what's his name? Screech was trying to take Lisa Turtle, Lark Voorhees, to the prom. He showed up with his tux and his flowers. He opened the door and Zack just there, tonguing her down. Oh, y'all being silly again. All right. Go ahead. Zack Morris was shit. Y'all being silly again. Yo, if you that dude. And you back. And you're bagging who is deemed to be her. And the ugly duckling nigga pop up thinking he had a shot. Why does that fall on the nigga that's him? Because that's your best friend. Screech, you was never fucking Lisa Turtle, yo. That's it. That was never happening. I watched Saved by the Bell up until they went to college. Screech was never sniffing that pussy. No, but Screech. He was never getting that. That's not on Zack, yo. As the friend it is. Let's say it's you and Ish. Get out of the way, bro. You taking Lisa to the prom. Who's Screech? Screech. He's Screech. Joe is Screech, obviously. You taking. Joe ain't never been Screech. Not even to Ish? At some point, the joke's got to stop. We got to start being for real. Y'all two and y'all beef. You keep trying to insert my man into what I'm saying. I'm not shooting at him yet. I need y'all two. I need you two. I'm saying that too many times there's a Screech nigga to pop up. You did that to. Yo, dog. I love her. Yeah, yo. Be for real. Are you kidding me? If your homie is Screech, you can't just go and be. Be like, yo, you taking to the prom, well, that's peace. And then when he show up to the crib, you just there with a. Your homie will know he's Screech if he keep fucking behind you. Got it. I'm not shooting. He wasn't even interested at least until. He got it. He screwed his face up at me on some real shit, son. They don't want me. You know what he said, boy? I know you heard her hop along. You see how his energy went up when he came back in the room? He was nervous. I'm fucking behind him. He was fast asleep to Joe came back in. Hey, Robin. Hey, Robin. Hey, Robin. Get your own two, bro. A nigga that get girls had to go behind niggas is corny to me, yo. I'm sorry. And I put my own work in. I go and get a fresh batch. Where? Where did you do that? Where? Where, younger? I don't go behind nobody. Nigga, be mad at me. Nigga, don't make no faces. I get at you, too, nigga. You not above being shot at, nigga. Hey, Flip, let me. You not above being shot at, too, nigga. That's what you. I put my gun in there. Fuck you, too. But, nigga, pull it out. Yo, yo, yo. Hey, yo. Pull it out. Hey, yo. Hey, Flip. You not above. Yeah, what's up? That's my marriage. I want you to scream. I'm sorry. On my worst year of life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, my worst year, too. Like, damn bad. Let's go. Fucked up. Like, fucked up out here. You ain't got to encourage me. White van, no gas. Nigga, sit they bitches. They ain't got to encourage you. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Are you out here, too, Corey? Yo, yo, yo. White van, no gas in it. Get ahead. Get ahead, what? Chill out. I don't know what you're saying. You. They ain't going to hype you. Your man said you fucked behind him. That's it. All these niggas he helped. I know. Your man keep alluding to you fucking behind him. Answer that. I didn't get bitching at you. I wasn't that fly. All that good shit. I don't have a lot of friends. So I can't. I'm not friend-driven. You're screaming. You're screaming. Okay, I'm not friend-driven. I was in the middle of my sentence. I bet. What I'm telling you is T-Mobile you. Yes. Gucci, Roof, Cadillac, you. Yes. At your peak. What does that got to do with. I could be on Deebo's bike, nigga. You can't tie my shoes. What's that got to do with. So stop. What's that got to do with you chasing behind a rapper trying to fuck his bitches? I'm about to answer you. To try to live after another nigga. I never did that. That's the difference. This is where you scream. All right. I never did it, champ. I don't need to. Answer that question. You won't let me speak. Mr. Belden, I'm so sorry. Yo, you won't let me speak. What I'm telling you. This is the eulogy. This is what Mr. Belden deserves. I can't fuck with you. No, no, no. I concede to it. I want to answer you. I can't tie your shoes. Hey, yo, champ. Your shoes look tied already, boy. I know. I can't tie them. What I want you to think. Answer the question about fucking behind your man. I'm about to. Please stop. All right. What I'm going to tell you is, see, because you wasn't outside. True. The fly niggas fucked the same bitches. One. That's not true all the way. No, no, no. That's true. In every major city in the United States of America, the fly niggas. You wouldn't know because you didn't. You wasn't one of them. See, this is foreign to you. This is foreign to you. This is from Francois. Parlez-vous. You don't speak bitch. We do. True. True. True. True. True. Stop. Damn. Stop. They got to hype you. Stop. Stop hyping me. Bitch ass niggas got to hype you. All these niggas are bitches. Stop, yo. Let me. Man, I stand on that. Fuck Imani, too. He can't. I get at that nigga too, that bitch-ass nigga too. Don't put that on me, nigga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it on him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it on him. Let me respond. Let me move my brother. Let me respond to you. Look, he speak my language. You got to hype a nigga because you can't. Listen, listen. Yo, I'm not in style. A lot of niggas be cowards. A lot of niggas talk to me. A lot of niggas stop. A lot of niggas be cowards with me. Here's the thing. Yes, let's say that's the truth. Watch this. The niggas that I was around, they wouldn't even touch each other's bitches because it's a respect thing. That's one. I'm talking about that. I'm talking about a nigga keep identifying you as a nigga that go behind niggas because you use this shy, oh, I'm timid, I'm scared to go talk. Get some confidence, nigga. An ugly, fat nigga get confidence, nigga. Shout out to my man, Punchy. He got confidence, nigga. Niggas get bitches. Biggie got bitches, nigga. You get confidence. Stop going behind a nigga. Stop using your man as a fucking crutch to go talk to women. I don't respect that, nigga. That's what I'm talking about. I don't have to tie your shoes. I don't have to get the women you got. You niggas is hype and shit because, oh, we share deals. This fight was over about three minutes ago, dawg. It's the time he's got to take the L. It's over, dawg. I'm tired of that ass. It's over. I don't give a fuck. Listen to me, you guys. And of course you're going to hype him because you try to be down with him. Nah. You try to be down with him. I just understand. I never heard of it, nigga. Okay. Never heard of it, nigga. We seen you. No, I can't say it. They're going to keep it out. And I got a great one coming back. Whatever you say, I promise you. It don't matter. You got the little joke, nigga. Go ahead. I can't hear you. Rest in peace to Mr. Bell. You know I've known Joe about 20 years. And out of that 20, we might ain't speak seven to eight. Cool. So listen. Yo, there's so much. No, no, no, no, no. It's over, dog. We've moved on. We've moved on. It's over. Yo, Joe. Rest in peace, Mr. Bell. My final question to close y'all out. You're setting yourself up, Joe. Because we all, no, it's just to close us out. Because we are all men of age. At what point in life, and I'm really looking for an answer from y'all. Tell me for real. I'm not shooting. At what point in life do we as adult men stop using bad bitches as like. The B word? No, no, no. It's a metric. Who cares about that? I know what you're talking about. At what point do we stop using bitches as like the metric to. Is that money, my nigga? What are we talking about? But will it always be? Yes. 98 years old. Yes. Ray Claude was arguing over that, nigga. Look, since you've been a kid, since you've been a kid, the three metric for any dope man on TV is three things. Women, cars, and money. And that's unfortunately what society. But when does it change as we age? Never. Don't. Nigga had a horse. He went in a saloon. And he gambled and got money. Yo, I told, what I said earlier, what I said, unfortunately in society, a woman's value, a man's value is tied to her looks. A man's value is tied to how much bread he getting. And how many women. And how many. That's just the game. That's the name of the game. All right. I'm new to the club here. No, you're not. So I'll ask. No, you're not. You're going to ask yourself something else. You're going to ask the marriage club. I'll ask Mark and Parks. What you got? I'm new to this club. What club? No, you're talking about I know the marriage club. Are you allowed to do that? I don't think you could. Once you engage man or woman, I think it ends, right? It's over. It's over. You can't do it no more. Hey, fam. I suppose so. Not in front of them. They're one match. Mark gave the right answer. Yeah, not in front of them. Got it. OK. That's why I held my power. Niggas is going to do that amongst each other. Yeah. But that's true. But amongst each other? With the microphones off. Yeah, that's when the shit goes. And that's the kind of shit I was talking about when you were here about shit I would say off camera that I wouldn't say on camera. Not because it's not true. Just because that ain't appropriate. That ain't appropriate. But yeah, no, that's. You do it more. Joe, you're going to do more of that shit when you get married. That's all you got left. It's like when you can't play ball no more and you start talking about poke high, four touchdowns. We do it now. Yeah. That's all we got left. Yeah, that's when you got to donate to the school and do something. You got to figure out another way to do it. Uh-huh. And when you're at the school fundraiser with the other dads. At some point. Listen, actually. Actually, at some point, half of your kid turns out and ends up trumping all of that shit. That's true, too. That's in the meantime. Until they hit all-American status. Rest in peace, Mr. Belden. Indeed. Word. Zach fucked all you bitches that went to that high school, yo. All of them. He is a monster. Jesse, Lisa, Kelly. Kelly. Kelly was bad, too. Zach fucked them all, yo. The one that was on caffeine? That's why I didn't jump in that Jasmine Guy talk, because I wasn't on Jasmine Guy. I was on the Donskin chick. Kimberly Reese? I want to say that's her name. Kim. Charmaine Brown. Yeah. I was always on her. I never looked at Jasmine Guy. You had a type for a long time. Kim was fire. It makes sense. No, she's beautiful. Kim was fire. And thick as- I still think that she's the- She's the- Kim was fire. What? There's nothing wrong with saying that. Yeah. That Kim is thick? Yeah, she was thick, yes. She was. Yeah, you're talking about- Physiological observation. You're shocked I was into that show, nigga. I was in the bed. Then Jada came, then the- Yeah, it was some- Jada came. Couldn't none of them take me from Kim. Especially as a young- No, Kimberly Reese was- Yeah, sure. I liked all of them. Anyway, not to make it horny again. Yeah, we did enough of that. Are we done being horny? No. Yo, everybody here fuck bad bitches. That's it. We qualify already. We don't need to shoot at each other. That's it. It won't stop us next episode, but- Rest in peace, Mr. Belden. What else is going on? Yo, speaking of 90s shit, right? Well, I stepped away from it. I don't know if y'all got to the VMAs. No, we didn't do it. Yo, so after that football game that I watched the other night, I just left the TV on. Same. Same thing. I just left the TV on, and unbeknownst to me, the VMAs came on directly after. They did. They did. Sure. They tried to fool me. Oh, shit. Right? That shit was the Madonna Music Awards. That's how they got their views. Exactly. So it opened up, and Madonna was on my TV with Sabrina Carpenter. And not much close. I feel like I may have seen some lip, and it made me a little uncomfortable. Madonna looked like the saw mask when he was on the bike. When he was on to play a game. Yo, Madonna looked like when the scream or the saw mask used to roll up. Madonna looked. Yo, so listen, yo. Can we pack Madonna the fuck up as a culture? I get that she is the highest selling female artist of all time. I get the hit. She's definitely her. But it just brought me back to too many VMAs openings where they pair Madonna with whoever the current pop white girl is. They make them kiss or do a dance, or they touch each other's pussies, or they do something up there, and then everybody goes crazy. Which is why I wasn't really mad at her winning all the awards, because that basically, she kind of made the fucking awards for 30 years. Although, I don't see how she won all the awards, but I guess that's hate. Maybe I'm not in the dance. Well, because all this shit is a. For you to get me to come here from Portugal. You give me all this shit. I'll give you everything. I'll give you every fucking award. In fact, I'm getting everything. Yo, Madonna can stay her ass home. We'll deal with Teddy Swims and whoever else is here. She definitely should be on the. All right, sit down. Sit down. She could sit down. Or just put a little bit more clothes on. Yeah. Not to like. No, I'm with you. I don't need her to sit down. I just need her to stay down. Because the performance was actually fire. I don't care for the music, but the performance was fire. That is true. Madonna head was big as hell on her little tiny body. When Vogue was out, she seemed like regular human size. It's like she shrunk. Madonna looked a hot damn. She looked shorter than music's old child. She looked Tory Lanez short. She did look short. She looked a hot fucking. Listen. I know y'all judging me. I don't care. I don't care. That whole awards, I also was like. I'm judging you for watching the VMAs. I'm too old. I didn't watch the VMAs. I quickly changed the channel after Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter. Then they walked into the audience. They twirled around. It was like, oh, this is too much. Yeah. I would have stayed for Sabrina Carpenter, but don't watch it. I had this shit on for a minute. I saw it. I mean, like, glancing over. That shit was about an hour and a half long. I watched it. But it wasn't. I'm too old. Most of the artists, I'm like, I don't know who the fuck this is, why they're up here. Did you see that? Madonna looked like all of the hoe moves that made us fall in love with her, they looked older now and a little more slow. You know how you get with your old hoe that you had, and you can tell she ain't been around some of the new hoes with these new tricks that they're doing with tongue rings and all types of shit? It's like, yo, these is old school hoe moves. That just looked. Yeah, but she. Madonna, please. She's an old school legend, though, so some niggas still going to take that hoe off. Well, niggas are going to put that Madonna on their jacket. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Niggas going to put Madonna. I'm not going to do it, but niggas are going to put Madonna on their jacket. Just so wins. Ish and Flip start fighting, a nigga could bust out and say, nigga, I fucked Madonna. Right. And that's going to end the conversation. Yeah? Madonna, for you, was that old lady that you bagged on the plane that had all that money. That was you. You was so tight with that. I'm never forgetting that. But yeah, Madonna just looked a mess. I cut it off, Mark. I bet you won't. That makes sense. I cut it off, Mark. Yo, they changed the fucking. It used to be the Michael Jackson Vanguard Award. They stripped Michael's name off the award now. For real? Yeah. Who knows? It's just the Vanguard Award now. That's the irony. All right. What's the irony? Someone stripped Michael. Somebody stripped. You're wasting some good jokes on this end of September. You killing it. I do the same thing every day, man. You're killing that shit, man. It's true. 30 and 10 every night. Yeah, that was not. Yeah, I hear you. I hear you. Then they got to a George Michael tribute. They did. That I saw a clip of. I had long changed the channel. But that made me want to go watch a Wham doc. Yeah. So I went and watched a George Michael doc, and of course they started with Wham. As you should. I'll ask you guys again the same way I asked y'all with Ricky Martin, even though with Ricky Martin I think it's more of a case. In watching Wham, how the fuck did we not know that this dude was gay? I tried to tell y'all. Nah, yo, back then. Some of it was the time. Like a lot of white groups, a lot of white boys. That's the type of time they was on musically. Wasn't they from another country? Hairstyle. And we thought they was from the UK, so that was just another level of eccentric that we wasn't necessarily doing here. It just kind of fit for the time. We should have known. It was right there under our noses. Was it a secret? I feel like I knew it. It was a secret. No, I think once he went solo. I asked my mom. I.e. they broke up. I remember asking my mom when Faith came out. And she said, I don't know. That was my shit. She said, I don't know. Because it's just saying that the bands, not just white, but the bands, period, in the 80s, they were ambiguous. That was just the norm, mesh shirts and shit. Yeah, that's when they was saying Prince was gay, and we was all saying Prince ain't gay. Like, it's just. Yeah, man. Gay shit going on. What? I'm not trying to be funny. That nigga walking around with his ass out his jeans. Like, it raises a flag. I mean, didn't you see people do that? Paved the way for you, lasered ass niggas. Oh, yeah. No, because my ass still in my pants, my nigga. Fuck is you talking about? Paved the way for you, smooth butt. Paved the way for shit. You smooth butt thugs. On the arm. Nah, but again, until he went solo. Pay homage, nigga. When he went solo, I think it became. George Michael. Yeah, I mean, George Michael was clearly gay. I don't know if Andrew Ridgely was, but. Andrew's the other dude in Wim? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was. I mean, he has since married women and date models and all that stuff. I'm telling you, say he was. I watched it this weekend. No, no. Don't say that. You're lying. I'm with you on that, nigga. Drew, Drew, Drew. And then he left. He left Homeboy and didn't try to change his style. He still went more. Then you got to fit, fit, fit, fit, fit, fit, fit. That song's amazing. That song is a great song. That song is amazing. George Michael got all the slack. That song. Wait, I'm not teasing George Michael. Father figure? Which sounds like the sexual. And what does fall? We should listen to Father Figure. I will be your father figure. I'll be your preacher teacher. A little bit. You know all the words. Listen to this before I come in the room. I'm just going to sit back. I used to love you so much. George, there's a couple of people that we can go back and watch and see that they were gay. I told you, man. I was saying, nigga, Luther on the stairs. Why you always got to go to Luther? There's so many other people. Sesame Street. That's the only one I could. I was mad when he came out with that song that I liked and he wore jeans. I didn't know he was gay until I did my research or whatever. I didn't know they were saying that about my man. What year was that? Why he was mad? 106 and Park. He said Luther was gay because he wore jeans. No, I didn't say it. I didn't say he was gay. He was a dick in his mouth, right? No, yeah. He was a dick in his mouth. Look at these gay niggas. Listen. See, I don't want to call you out of that. Pardon me. But look, I'm saying that Luther came out with a song on 106 and Park. What year was that? 2001? You talking about when he did Excuse Me, Miss? Whatever. Can I take you out tonight? Yes, thank you. I ain't no rap. Then I started seeing the rumors and shit like that. So I went back. I'm like, oh, I didn't see all this. Yeah, when you go back and watch. That's the thing about the 80s and the 90s, but especially the 80s. Everybody kind of looked like that. The straight people looked like that, too. Niggas had sequins. But there was just a little more gloss. It was. A few extra sparkles. You look at some album covers. And you can kind of just see. Luther? That's not true. Yeah, but. But that wasn't gay in 84. No, I'm not joking. That wasn't gay in 84. Was it 84? I promise you. That's not true. Free's never saw a different world, man. Well, that's got to do with the album cover. That's got nothing to do with it. They free's alone, man. That's nothing to do with nothing, man. Look, but think of the straight men in the 80s and 90s. And look at their album covers. They all was laying across sideways. They all had the jackets out. They all had sparkles. You see the face he made? Yes. That's face. I'm talking about the face he made. You think he was making gay face? Right. Nigga, this Billy Ocean. That don't look like the same face. That nigga's smiling. No, that looks good. That nigga got his hands on his head. Let me see. He like the mom from What's Happening There right there. I don't look gay. Look at this nigga's eyes. Look at his face. He just looks happy. We got to keep doing it. The point is, it's hard to know. There's going to be an era. Not if you watch the George Michael doc. That is right. Shit was clear. It was right there. It was right there. It was right there. In 20 years, people are going to be looking back at our era like, oh, I should have known. About who? People in our generation that we're not calculating right now. Well, they ain't going to say that about all these rappers that like the 17-year-old girls. They're going to say that was right there in front of our face. That's a fact. That's a fact. They don't hide it well. Yeah. They fucking get dressed, bring some Lunchables out, and hit a little school. What? These niggas. I don't know what 17-year-olds eat. Look, I hate to tell you, they was outside all the high schools that we was coming up to. Oh, I hate when you go, dog, right? Oh, okay. They was. I'll drop that out. I don't want to say their names. The Creeps. Say their names, out the niggas. No. They was popping outside all the two of y'all. You still flip it. No. Ask your wife the niggas who was outside they school when they was a senior. She just said, ish. Oh, shit. That's the only name she always say. No. That was funny. That was a good one. I wasn't old. I was young, nigga. What the fuck you talking about? But, nah, them niggas BMWs and shit posted up outside. Same shit. Yeah. Yeah, no, she told me. Actually, yeah, I'll tell you later. Did y'all see the new Bentley Torkel? No. We don't make that kind of money, bro. I don't Bentley shop. Yeah, I ain't seen the old Bentley. The Bentley. No. No. No. That's what you had. No. Why you hate us, yo? When niggas make too much money, they say shit like that. The Bentley Torkel is. The Bentley Torkel is their first all-electric SUV, I want to say. Yes. Oh. The Bentley Torkel? Yeah. T-O-R-C-A-L. Oh, they're sexy. This shit all right, though. This shit tough. I just wanted to ask if y'all saw it. You about to get it? No, I'm not. Which means his is ordered already. Huh? I'm not trying to get a car, because I barely drive my cars. But I do want to get a car soon. Wow. And I can't show you. You can't choose between a Ferrari, an Aston Martin, or a Porsche. I hate when that happens. Aw. That's why I'm not getting one. They don't know how tough you like them. The best thing to do when you don't know what to do is nothing. That's true. Or get all three. No, Flip. I'm not getting all three. You got it. No, not with you on kick all the time. Don't watch me. I need you to come back home if I'm going to get all three. Nah, I ain't coming back home. What else? What else? What else? I'm already ready. What else? What else is important? I did want to go over. I did want to go over the top 10 earning jobs in 2026 just because I thought the list was interesting. Okay. Who is this? Curtis. Oh, it's the top 20 highest paying jobs. Is this an Instagram meme? I got this from one of the billionaire people I follow, Billions Insider or one of them shits. Okay. You want to start at 20 or 1? 20. 20. Why not? 20. 20. We have an orthodontist. Okay. Okay. Good job. At 239K. Nice. That's a good job. Wait, what the hell? BLS aligned. Oh, I guess these numbers are going to change because at 19, it says petroleum engineer at 141K median. Okay. 18. Okay. Yeah. Corporate lawyer, 151K. Okay. Financial manager, 161K. 16. Investment banker. 15. A quantitative analyst. 14. A cloud architect. A senior airline pilot. 12. An AI slash machine learning engineer. Let's wait and see. Don't pop up. 11. A psychiatrist. 10. A dermatologist. 9. An anesthesiologist. Yeah. 8. A gastroenterologist. I don't even know if I'm saying this word correctly. Try stomach. That's right. What does that do? Stomach doctor. What do you do? Stomach doctor. That's who I need to go see. Yes. Actually, yes. I need to go see this gastroenterologist. Gastroenterologist. I got a good one for you. Gerd, man. Thank you. Shut up. 7. Radiologist. Yeah. Radiologist. Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Radiologist. 571K. 571K. 6. Cardiologist. Sure. 587K. 5. Oral and maxillofacial surgeon. Yeah. Is that all that TMJ shit? 4. A plastic surgeon. 3. Orthopedic surgeon. 2. I don't even know this word. Give it a shot. Sound it out. Put your finger on it. Thoracic surgeon? Thoracic. Thoracic. Thoracic surgeon. Thoracic surgeon. At 689K. And one is a neurosurgeon at 749K. What do y'all think of this list? And what does it tell you, if anything, about where we are or where we're going? The doctors is where the money at. The medical stuff makes sense to me. And in fact, the surgeons make the most. Surgeons make the most. What I thought was interesting was the number 4, was it? Number 4, plastic surgeon, 629K. I'm sorry, number 5, excuse me. Number 5, oral and Max B something. Because that feels to me much more about. I mean, plastic surgeon too, right? People are getting all kinds of plastic surgery. But number four is also about the number of people getting fake teeth or, what do you call it? Nah, that's not just that. Also facial reconstruction. But I'm just saying, people making choices, people making cosmetic choices about their face. Between number four and number five, that's what I was thinking. That's just something about society to me. Why would that shock you? It doesn't shock me, it's just interesting to me. How do you not hear this list and become a content creator immediately? That's interesting. Tell me why. Tell you why? Yeah, content creator wasn't on there. Definitely. Content creator wouldn't be on here. No, I'm just saying. You're saying like make content about this list? You hear that list? It depends on your age. If number one on here is a neurosurgeon, which I'm not even going to get into how much schooling that requires, $749,000 a year. I mean, there are content creators out there that just recently started that have maxed that out. True. Yeah, but now you're talking about with a lot less schoolers. And that's an average for a neurosurgeon today. That's the median, nationwide median. Today. Today, I understand. But that creator economy is going to look real different soon and is going to have great impact on the regular person economy, whether they want to acknowledge it or not. I think that's what that list is saying. No, please. I agree with you. I'm saying I don't think it'll reach the heights of these kind of jobs. Not just that, with that level of consistency. So you could have 10 million content creators and only the top one or two, or let's say 5% or 10% are going to make money. But now can those people do that consistently for the next 15 or 20 years? These surgeons can feed their families for the next 20 or 30 years consistently with that income. That's an average nationwide. Well, dog, even if you don't make it to $749,000, let's say you make it to a quarter of that, who's complaining? Cool. But again, the demand is going to be there for them surgeons. We're talking about supply versus demand. You will always have the demand for them surgeons. Content, there's no telling where the game going to go next. This is brand new, this content space, but we don't know what the next level is. It might not, as they say, the bubble could burst or whatever. Then the money might not be there for content creators in the next 15 years. We don't know. Surgeons, you're going to need them. That's what that list tells me. I might be a content creator while I'm in neurosurgery school. That's the back of my brain. That's the safe money. My brain is get the money and invest the money accordingly so that you don't ever have to work again. That's where my brain goes. So these content like Casanat, Flip, fucking DDG, any of them can take that money and make that money work for them to where they don't have to do shit. So I think that's the goal, more than just consistently trying to create content for the next 20 years. Also, speaking of getting money, y'all know we had a whole lot of rain these past few days. It was all these clips online about how we were doing. It was all these clips online about how New Jersey is underwater. But we do want to applaud the people that are always thinking about getting money. That's right. Like to hear it, here it go. Now look at video taken in these. These vehicles didn't accidentally end up in this water. A tidal wave flooded this parking lot here in Edgewater, New Jersey on Saturday when some of these cars weren't even here, authorities say. And now there's a police investigation. We have. video documentation of vehicles that were coming here purposely driving into the flooded area. Those are all being investigated by the police department. And check out this video that Grayhound reported sitting all by itself. Now look at video taken in the exact same spot on Monday, two days later. Insurance rates here in New Jersey are surging. Experts say that is driven by a number of factors including theft, more expensive repairs and insurance fraud. Why is this parking lot still flooded two days later? Well, Franz tells me that there is a drainage pump here and during normal rain events, it rushed to start. Oh, yes, they got your confident in here. But this is a tidal surge. Oh, shit. Yes, they got your confident in this place. That's my confident? Yes, that's your confident. Nigga, I went home to my girl. Which time? Every time we went. I know. That's how you got the fucking ball. Post. I had to go. Post. Yo, listen, I seen those clips going around. I was like, hey, is it just me or is that Trader Joe's parking lot a little more packed than it normally is in a rainstorm? Man, niggas was driving straight into-- but again, yo, the economy fucked up. Niggas' bills is fucked up. They say repos is at an all-time high right now. There's lots and lots and lots of cars that they go into the auction because niggas just can't afford these cars. So now, rather than catch the repo, a nigga said, yo, I'm going to drive through here, get the insurance claim. At least that's-- man, what you think going to happen? You just gave me a great idea for a new business. Make it disappear repo service. Just bring it here. Shh. We'll make it disappear. That ain't a new business. That ain't the way to go to jail, Joe. That ain't the new business, Joe. No, but you got to be to know about it. Nigga, when I was 23 years old, running around without any connects trying to find the chop shop, it was tough until you found it. Boy, they made it disappear quick. And listen-- Allegedly. Hey, shout out to everybody. Hey, as long as you got gap insurance, you can call your cousin to come over and set this shit on fire. As long as they don't do it in front of the address that you gave the insurance people, you'll be good. Well, you can't. Fire-- What? Fire get investigated more, bro. That ain't the way. That's simple no more. Oh, then have him take it. You said what? Fire get-- You have him take it. Nigga, there's cameras everywhere. That nigga get out there and be like, whoosh. Yeah. Put this shiesty on, man. Fire, freeze the fire, yo. Mm-mm, mm-mm. Easiest way. People always overthink when they trying to do shit like that. Trust me. I used to work in this department. They would always say, people overthink. Easiest way. What, you used to investigate like, first? Yeah. Hell yeah. You been a rat. What I'm saying? And met life? No, I worked for an insurance company. This nigga had all the jobs. I'm about to say. You did security, and you did investigation. I did insurance first. You ain't got to swing your feet. We just asking you questions, yo. I'm comfortable. Y'all give these tales. Right. I'm comfortable with it. All right. I'm comfortable. But nah, people used to always overthink this shit. The one that probably was trying to get rid of the car, ran in the store, left the shit running. Somebody jumped in, pulled off. And never seen the car again? That's it. I used to get a repo, man. Fitz, I used to park my motherfucking Charger right there on Ege and 440 in the little fucking garage down there. Them niggas was searching all over Jersey City. Nah, when you have fucked up credit, you got to give all these references so they know where to go look. You still always leave that one house off. Yep. And you putting it over there. And that's the house the hot of that. I remember them days. Anyway, shout out to you New Jersey criminals. Y'all are really fucking the state up and driving up to Texas. That's not why. I'm mad we ain't find you smashing grab niggas yet. But that's a story for another time. I'm mad we ain't find them either for different reasons. Yeah. Yeah. Y'all support all that criminal shit. Nigga, y'all-- Y'all part of the booster economy. How about that? They pulled him over. Ask somebody. They pulled Jay over. Yeah, yeah. And was saying, yo, did-- did you grab some crazy shit by the-- We was about to say yes. When the water fucks they pulled him over. They told me they had him for a while outside. Joe, what's Madoff Family Justice? Oh, no. We might be here for a second. Where we at on time? Another snatching grab. What we got to do? Let me just make sure we hit all the rest of this shit. Well, I wanted to-- we was talking about streamers and content creators and stuff. Flip, you said you had some thoughts on the-- Yeah, so-- --content creator. The lockup? The other day, Reggie, former Cloverboy, he has been expressing himself. And he's no longer part of Cloverboy. He has been shooting at Casa Nat and the Cloverboys. And he's been saying that people-- or they don't really fuck with him, or they don't love him, or Ka, don't want to see him. Ka wouldn't allow anyone to get past him, you know what I mean? And they don't check on him, and they don't fuck with him, you know what I mean? So he has been-- he went to Alaska to film some content, and he decided to stay. And he took some shrooms, according to him, and he started to express himself. And just basically, just people are calling it a mental breakdown. I'm calling it a cry for help, you know what I mean? Young man is just-- he's saying that he experienced some-- he's just trying to get some help. And he's trying to get some help. compute what you're going through and understand the logistics of how this operation run so then now you don't want no longer stay there and then when you're not able to find people that can relate to you or when you're not able to get past your trauma or when you have a lot of responsibilities you lead to these type of situations and you don't know who's with you and you don't know who's with you versus just fucking with you i remember everybody was laughing at kyle when kyle said that took that break i remember that right they was laughing at him he's losing it and losing it and stuff like that and you start to think like when you could watch the videos because they started to pull up a lot of videos of when he started to distance himself from that because we're not cracking the same jokes the niggas that was with me in the hood in queens or whatever you're not understand i don't want to talk about the same thing like this is a whole different conversation and if you're not doing the steps because a lot of times we depend on the people that is the prize you depend on the person that's putting you in position right so if you're not trying to learn how i got here and try to understand or get where i'm at we can't have the same conversations and a lot of times you have your hand out and i could give give give and then you realizing damn why i keep giving and giving and giving and there's nothing i'm not gaining from this some people become used to sucking on the titty you know i mean excuse me they become sorry they become they become used to that i love something you know i mean as far as reggie i feel two ways about it i felt like kyle rolled the red carpet out and put you all in position you take the baton and run with it it's either you got the dog in you or you don't and i feel like if you don't got the dog in you sometimes you're counting it and there's some people that you may put in position that want you to check on them because they don't know what to do it becomes overbearing it becomes so they don't know what to do in that position okay i got this position i got the house i got this i can make my own money now kyle i would like you to check on me now sometimes you want your hand you want your you want your handheld to walk through are we still in an abuse conversation no no no no no i'm not talking about anything with abuse i'm just saying that i switched the car and i'm not talking about anything with abuse i'm just saying that i switched the conversation how sometimes people rely on me and you were together getting abused and you go and give your testimony oh my god leave me out of it i don't think that's a huge oh no i'm with you there is that i'm bad i'm with you there no i thought you i thought you was going i don't think that's a huge ass hey nigga you talk about your don't go talk about me and joe's balls that's crazy it was crazy yo he did they did it to him too that's crazy that is absolutely nuts i'm i'm keeping my i'm i'm not minding streamer business but one day we'll revisit and have a talk about causing that going through the mental health breakdown and saying that the girl cheated with all these people and spun them all around and then ruined the girl's life and then go get her back and bring her to fashion week hey yo you young niggas always got a clinical freeze for what's going on hey there's a word for it financial abuse nah nah what's the word come on it's one of our favorite words suck mc nigga what are you talking about wait going wait huh yeah we all been a young nigga and got depressed because the girl left and we went and tried to ruin her reputation and then realized that we might have been off a little bit and we really love and then we go get the girl back that's why you got to be careful about which girl's back you're kicking it off and then you're going to go get her back because if you love her that's how it sound when you're doing the cry the stutter cry you ain't got to do that that's all now back to minding my business that's just old nigga wisdom we all been there you 46 we all have been there you know i was the poster chat gotta go gotta go through this gotta go through it yeah yeah ain't nothing wrong with it go ahead take it go ahead and take it to fashion week man i'm not calling none of these niggas i barely even use this phone i'd be shocked when niggas call me i'm running out of the lies i've been telling you i tell when people call me is it a choice that you that's the worst thing about is it a choice that you don't use your phone oh see now he's shooting at you i'm not shooting at my man i'm on the side i don't think he's shooting at me if it was ever possible to be even more in love like i think that's what i am man i don't take that as a shot and yes i can use my phone anyways i think these young niggas salute to all you young niggas that's getting spun by the girls man it builds character it's a rite of passage yeah it happens it builds character it does gonna make you a man you'll thank her later i'd rather you the young niggas go through it now then go through it later on and i fuck with y'all more than the young niggas that's putting a switch on everything and killing everybody how about that yeah yeah yeah pick a hobby yeah anyway what else is important what's that what'd you show me what are you showing me i don't understand something you like niggas just i love you like a bunch of stuff yeah but it popped up on my timeline i don't want your life i like a whole bunch of anything i like you would like no never i'm telling you anything i like what you would never that's probably that's right you're bringing him in you want to ban i'm just asking you want to bandwagon them as well i shoot at you as well he's not in what i'm saying don't don't don't compare me enough i don't like nothing you like nigga you just said y'all like the same shit no y'all like the same shit no we all like the same shit nah if i like if i like it it's safe to like but i don't like if i like it go ahead and go ahead and promote her single if i like it go ahead and pick up a platform yo check out y'all anyways uh what else is important unimportant yo i have made off up there mark because you asked me earlier and again i've just been in the house watching stuff yeah so this one i put on when my girl went to sleep because i just like to watch shit that i've seen and i've seen a lot of shit that i've seen and i've seen a lot of seen just i've seen this i know it i remember it she's not gonna want to watch yeah me and her probably seen this but i want to see it again okay right so i started watching fucking the bernie madoff shit and again to me one of the most impressive crimes that i've been alive to witness he got 22 billion it's crazy he got a lot and shout out to the government for recovering more than a third of it they recovered more than 30 they got back that's a lot of money 16 billion dollars so here's my thing that's two-thirds so they get so they get bernie madoff right he committed all these crimes fraud he was in the lipstick building over there in the city you know the big building looks like the lipstick thing yeah he had three floors 17 18 19 18 he's running the regular business 20 is for whatever other business and on 17 is where the shit is at that's where the crime is happening but in his story in all accounts i've seen he don't let nobody go to him down here just the people that are young impressionable and have no idea about any of the stuff that i don't know but his sons can't go down there like you just can't go down there so they get made off first and in the story they start talking about how they double back for one of his kids was sick and one of his kids a year and a half after madoff was a sentence ended up killing himself he self-transitioned and then the other kid died the wife they stepped to and said yo all that money send it back yep because it was of the belief that there's no way that bernie madoff could have committed these crimes and the family not know the family the wife and the kids the same was said for his chief financial advisor who tried to say hey i didn't know nothing about nothing well you should have so we got you now that's how the government pressed him so they came to wife and they said we'll let you keep two million in savings but there's no way that y'all didn't know about these crimes so so we got y'all with the wife because what i'm saying is this let me just finish this real quick i'll freeze what i'm saying is this i don't believe that i don't believe that there is no way his kids and his wife i think there's plenty of ways that his wife and kids could have had zero idea about what was going on especially by by by by his account by bernie madoff's account he didn't even really trust the fucking kids yeah i think i agree i agree because it's not like it's a um commonplace crime it's not like moving drugs or something like that it's some some very specific knowledge that most people don't really know about it looks like a and honestly i know people who don't who kids don't know fair yeah you do it at a high enough level but this kind of financial crime is easy to hide that because you have legitimate business i thought that was nuts for the government to say that he transferred a bunch of money i'll get the sum when he knew they was coming to get him when you do that i'm like i'm stashing this over here i know they're about to come get me let me throw this over he did now it looks away all right what i'm saying i'm going to get that too but but ice let's say let's say his business was legit we're just saying okay i say his business was legit everybody in his circle everybody in the world that was a who's who know who bernie madoff is correct he's managing money for some of the most prominent people in the world and be clear he did run a legit business right and he made a shit ton of money throughout his life so if it's your wife and you say yo i need to put this 400 million in your account or i'm a she probably didn't even have access to the account he just moving the money around cool i'm not saying that the wife did something wrong got you but when they following the money and they come to get you you gotta get that back we followed the money to your account and the timing then when he did it but from my understanding with two mil that might have been what was there beforehand that's not what was that's not i'm just i'm just i'm whatever way they came up with that number and i'm not arguing them taking the money again they trying to go get all this money so they stepped to one of the investor dudes uh the dude that said to have made the most money from They stepped to him and his wife, yo, cough it all up. They took all of that. One of the firms gave up $7 billion. So they went around collecting. I'm not mad at that. I just think it's unfair to assume or imply that your kids and your wife are down with your crime. I don't roll with that. And one of the investors testified that Bernie told him that he sometimes consulted Mark and Andrew about his investment decisions. So once I got them on record saying that, I'm tying the kit. But that could be about legitimate investments. So now once we looped it all together, we can't separate what was legit versus not legit. Again, I think we all on the same page about taking the money. The question for me is the assumption or the implication of the kids and what's all of it. Oh, no, there's a way to do it where they don't know. A very big way. But if you begin to realize that or if you acknowledge that fact, I ain't going to lie. Madoff went out with some stand-up shit. It was stand-up shit. It was. He went in there and said, yo, I did this. Nobody else did nothing on it. Now, it was a lie, of course. But he lied. Yo, it was me. How old was he? Not young. That's what he's supposed to be. He wasn't the oldest. He wasn't super old. He wasn't 20, 30. He wasn't old enough to say, you know what, I'm going to wear this all by myself and not bring nobody down with me. And in the son's defense. He stood tall. He stood tall. In the son's defense, as soon as they found out, they told him. He was 70 when he went to prison. Yeah. You get what I'm saying? That's older. That's older. He looked good. As soon as the sons found out, they told. Bernie made over good. You look good, too. Why don't you get a billion? They told on him. I'm saying as soon as they found out. Yeah, they told on him. But he said once the Ponzi scheme started to fall, that's when he went to go talk to the sons. That's when they told. So that could have just been a plan. Yo, the son kept trying to be the boss of the company. He was like, no. That's what I mean when I say he was staying up. He was keeping him away from it. It seemed like he was doing a lot of shielding, and that just made it look like he didn't fuck with his kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you look at it through a different lens. Protect him. I'm protecting y'all. It looked to me like he was trying to protect his kids. Which is technically what a father should do, is protect my family. If I'm in some fuck shit, let me put. Yo, nigga said he could have kept doing it. For 150 years. We're going to look at it. Yes, he got 150 years. Nigga said he could have kept doing it. He just got tired of it. Like, it was just too much stress to keep up with that shit. Like, yo, dog, they was sending niggas fake quarterly statements. You got niggas in there printing up fake statements. And you representing hundreds of billions of dollars. My nigga, that shit. He died. He died at 82. I'm just saying. I don't know if anybody kept that shit up another decade. Let them deal with it. I must have just tripped a little later. But again, that going to the protection. Like, you getting up every single morning, my nigga. You got to go to these buildings and live this fraud. That shit was a lot. And it's real people. I mean, I don't have. It's real people and it's other people's money. And it's a lot of people's money. So I'm not saying what he did was okay. Me either, by the way. I'm not saying that. But hell of a scam. And Bernie went in there. He was like. Look, I'll be honest with you. This has been happening. I've been doing this since 1992. His partner was like, man, we've been doing this since from the 60s. 92. He stood tall. I'm done. You got it. Unabomber books and made all family. You're apologizing for a lot of crime. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Because I'm in the house watching fucking how did it really happen with Hill Harper. Good old crime apologist Joe. And it's all the good. It's the good one. It's the good one. I did finish that monster shit. That shit was completely trash. I'm never watching another one of those shits again. Yeah, right. I swear. I swear. When the next one comes out and they catch you on first. It's a dub. Episode one. It's a dub. It's just this one. The Lizzie Borden story and Ed Gein. It just wasn't. It just wasn't. It wasn't the right stories. Because they smoked Dahmer and the Menendez. They did. No, they just put too much fake shit in the Borden shit for me. That was the biggest part for me. They just was making shit up. Do you think that this is for like the. Because again, I can watch the dramatization version. I'm okay with dramatization, but they just made up entirely. Like the woman suffered shit at the end. Like there was mad bullshit. They just threw her in. But I'm saying, do you think there's people that might not be fully familiar with these stories that's watching this just like from an entertainment aspect? And that's the problem. If you're doing a documentary-ish style thing on a real thing, and then you just start throwing a bunch of other bullshit in there for no point. Then I'm going to make a fiction movie. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, talking about these people are reading books and now we're going back to it. That shit was nuts. That shit was nuts. That shit was nuts. That shit was nuts. And again, yo, shout out to the people out there that felt me on the primetime movie. I'm not going to beat you down again, but boy. Is it Hanson shit? Yes. I told you. Yo, I got a text last night. Yo, please tell Joe he was 100% right. This shit was horrible. He was like, me and my lady, after we watched this, said, I should have just listened to Joe. So I say that. That's true for most things out there, y'all. In good reviews, that Dark Matter episode was one of the best pieces of TV content I've seen in a long time. The last one? I'll watch it because it's been a little draggy for me a little bit. Yeah, the season has been a little bit draggy with this last episode. Yeah, so now I got to the point where I wasn't rushing. Really don't got nothing to do with the main story arc. Is this a great episode? Fantastic episode. Super artistic. I saw your tweet. I was like, all right, I'll watch it now. Phone down. Because I wasn't even rushing before. Every Friday, let me watch this shit. Now it's like, all right, I'll catch it when I catch it. I'm watching Landers. Someone tweeted me that the only reason they made a season two was the author was like wanting to get this episode off. And I see why. Oh, OK. Oh, damn. Yeah. That sounds good. Until the first couple episodes drag. I wish you folks watched Landers. Please. I will. I will. I re-upped my HBO. I'll be out of HBO straight, but I'm back. Nigga, watch What's Happening and- I saw What's Happening. 227. Different world. I didn't see 227. You didn't see 227 either? I saw Good Times. New York Undercover. Saw New York Undercover. We can go down the list. The Jeffersons. Nope. Sanford and Son? Yes. One of my favorite shows ever. OK. Family Man. I watched that just on the regular. I'll go back and watch Sanford and Son right now. No different world. No Cosby's. Before a nigga that was in the house. You were inside. What year was the Cosby show? 80s. 84. I was born in 83. I was one. It was after Sanford and Son. But you watched Good Times. What year? Well, that's grandparents and shit watching that. Then I found out liking the Cosby's. I was born in the same year. I watched the Cosby's. Everybody watched the Cosby's. And he white. What the fuck is she talking about? And the other one. I was six. Yeah, watch the black shows. Watch the black shows, man. They good. They good, honestly. For real. On one of the morning episodes, he go try to buy Big Time. Big Time TV for the fight. I saw Martin. I saw Martin. No, for real. Like a 50 inch. Watch that. You got to check it out. No, watch Martin. And Fresh Prince, right? Watch Fresh Prince. Okay. The prime time. Stupid ass prime time. Y'all wanted me to care about Chris Hansen cheating. What the fuck that got to do with the show? They made that a big deal in this movie that Chris Hansen was a cheater and had a side bitch. It's like they trying to discredit him or something. No, didn't we all? No. No. True. Move it right along. Move it right along. I've bumped into this video a bunch of times and it was really good. I know it's random, but this Kirk Franklin video with Glorilla? I like that. I saw it. I missed this one. I saw it. I bought it. I didn't see the video. I didn't see it either. Let's see. Let's see here. I did not. Yo, it's actually. Video not bad. Video was solid. All right. Here we go. Ooh, Lord. Time's a hard. Life is hard. But we can't hear before. That's why I know. We gon' be fine this time. We gon' be. Man, I'm fine this time. Finally, it's my time. Feeling it's at the time. We gon' be fine. We gon' be. Head to the air. We gon' be. We gon' be. We gon' be. We gon' be. You're in control. I think I'm on me. We gon' be. We gon' be. Yo, I fuck with it. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, come on, come on, come on. I want to start off about the kind of cornyness of that sample, played outness of that sample. But then the melody started, I wasn't mad at it. And that, I don't know if that's the hook, but it seemed like it went for a really long time. I never want to hear that shit again. Okay. What, this song? That song. Tell me why. Because it's ass. No, it's not. Are you a gospel fan? Look at this nigga. He's really bothered by it. Freeze, stop. Wait, what happened, freeze? That shit is ass. Get that shit the fuck out of here, bro. That shit is ass. I like it. It's not ass. Get that out of here, man. No, it's not. That shit is heat. I'm fucked with it. Fuck out of here. You know how hard it is to be ass over that beat? Yeah, they just did it. A lot of people be ass over that beat. They just did it right there. Really? Any played out sample to me is. See, but you call it a played out sample. Yes. I just think this is one of those beats that's going to be hard anytime it's on. I agree. I agree with that. It's like the designer beat. I agree, the beat is hard. But that was ass. I'm just. It's the instrumental. Play that instrumental. And I'm rocking. That ain't ass if you in church. I don't want to be in that church. Or. Where that's coming on. Or if you at one of these fucking black colleges and they come out with the band. That ain't ass. The band, that shit going to be fire ass. If they come out with the band, they're not playing that version if they do that. If they in a black college in the south, it's not going to be that when you hear that. It's not going to be that. Trust me. That's not what that. You're going to hear them going. They know. They know. That's what you're going to hear. They're going to play this. Okay. To me, Kirk Franklin takes. - They're gonna get a choir in front of that band and they're gonna sing this and they can't do that with the fucking Shorty Lo lyrics. Right. You are going to hear this somewhere. And I'm not trying to change your mind. I just think it ain't bad. I think it's hard. I think it's pretty hard. Yeah, I like the way he flips samples. Even old, like, remember Looking For You? When he flipped Haven't You Heard from the 70s disco joint? Like, that's what he does. And I think the gospel lane is different. So I'm okay if the sample feels played out in the pop space or the mainstream space. I give it to him on the gospel side. That's fair. Salute. That shit is ass. I know, I know that this will come and go. It come and go. But this for sure. We've been through this before. That's right. It's new and old and we're in now. Probably we're just now. When we find this time, we still like this time. Yeah, let me know. When we find this time, we'll be part of this time. Why is it that? I don't know. Oh, you being harsh, man. You being harsh like fuckers. For the church, I'm giving it a different pat. No. No. You don't like gospel? What about gospel drill? That Fabio shit was hard. Spinning for the Lord. It was hard. I didn't know what to expect. I was like, oh shit. Fabio, you my man, but you got to knock it the fuck off. We'll talk about it at the hookah spot. I ain't going to do it. Let them cook. Let them cook. On public airwaves. Let them cook. It's not believable, though. Let them cook. Just, all right. Let them cook. Yeah, now I feel like I got to hit these niggas with some Kirk Franklin up in this piece. Yeah, Kirk is hell. Y'all act like Kirk not in the gym seven days a week. Y'all talking. I didn't say nothing about Kirk not being him. I said that song was ass. Hey. Hey, come on now. All right, shit ain't hitting in a room full of sinners. In a room full of sinners, it ain't getting any better. It ain't giving what it does on Sunday morning. All right, what else is important, unimportant? Let's see. Let's see. Why you got cursive up there? Oh. Oh, this is random. It was for me. New Jersey schools just said that you have to learn cursive again. So, yo. I wanted cursive. Go ahead. No, go for it. You do it for me. And I was thinking, like, it had been banned for like a decade. Banned? Or they just not dropped? You know, it dropped is a better word, right? You could use it. You just didn't have to. They didn't teach it. Now they're making it mandatory that you learn cursive in school. And I was thinking, that's some useless shit. Then I was thinking, what other useless shit I have? So, I'm, because I went back to school night last week, and I'm talking to the teachers, and the third grade teacher was like, yo, we're introducing cursive this year. And I was like, for what? And she said, a lot of parents complained that children were not learning cursive. And they made such a big thing about it that New Jersey brought it back. And they have to teach cursive. Damn. But I was like, y'all could take that time to teach them something else that's more important. That would be useful. They're running out of things to teach. These niggas still counting on their knuckles. Like, I mean, they get, yo. That was a good one. Y'all got robbed. Right. That was a good one. That was a good one. Salute. Like, I did see, it's like a meme going around, and they wrote the word minimum in cursive. And said, show this to, like, this generation, and asked them to read the word. Niggas was like, yo, you ain't got all those eyes? Why you got a bunch of eyes on the screen? Oh, shit. Because it just. For them, it's just a bunch of, I don't know if my daughter would recognize a cursive word. Like, minimum. It was like calligraphy. Yeah, yeah. Cursive. Cursive is fucking stupid. I wish one of them teachers would have said that to me. I would have told the teacher, listen, man. Listen, Miss Jefferson. Not only will my kid never write a word in cursive. Other than signing checks. We're not going to read a word in cursive. See, I just think about, back, like, when we were in school, um, I told the teacher then. They was teaching math. And they was like, yo, you try to use a calculator. Well, you're not going to have a calculator in your pocket all day. You need to learn how to do this. Well, guess what? Yes, we do. Boy, were they wrong. Yeah, it's like a lot of, it's like the, but I'm, the evolution of. They had Timex's with calculators on it back then. But I'm just saying, the evolution of technology, we kind of tend to, a couple things we're just not going to need no more. Like, shit, they taught typing. That was a class. Yeah. Now these motherfuckers can type on a, on a, on a screen at six. Yo, dog, just go look at the. Wow. Yo, bro. What? Chill out, bro. All right, forget it. That's, that's a societal problem, you asshole. Exactly. They're severely underpaid. He said it like this. What's wrong with you, yo? Go, go be a streamer. They'd be on this thing. It's crazy. Yeah. Streaming. That was crazy. That was crazy. That was wild. I took it out. Too far. Take that. Fucking nuts. Hey, yeah. Right there. Mad vovos and such. Fucking. The new vovo. That's the only place you see the new vovo. They still make them? They vovo them. I think they do still make a vovo. Yeah. Your car's so detached. They fire, too. Back in the day, that Saab. Saab. Saab was the shit. Oh, man. All them shit. Saabs, Audis, vovos. Shit, vovos was the shit. They fire still. That 424. Was it a 424? The little boxy 240? Now you're being too extra. I don't know the numbers, but I've rented one. Are you renting a vovo to do what? Try the DC. I had a vovo once. Crazy. Now you bitch ass dick. I didn't say something. I won't. Highly, highly safe. Very safe. They're like the safest cars. Yeah, they're always rated up high with safety. That's just still in you? That song is hard, man. I don't know. Damn. Fuck you. I don't think. I don't think I have anything else that's super important to me anyway. Nah, we ain't talk about Jalen DeBerry. What? We forgot to get homework. Go ahead. No, nigga. I'm doing my job. Oh, excuse me. I stand down. I stand down. Fire the gunshots. Go ahead. Introduce a new topic. But actually, that's my final question to you guys. My question to y'all is, is Jalen Duren, center of the Detroit Pistons, is his agent committing malpractice by his behavior during this Pistons negotiation? For those of y'all that don't know, Jalen Duren, last season, he averaged 20 points and double-double, 10 rebounds, whatever it was. The playoffs came, he disappeared. His average is cut in half. Yeah. He was looking for it. He got a contract of, originally, I had heard 200 million, and they was low-balling him. They was like 135 for five years, 145 for five years, and we was on his side. Like, nah, get your money, young boy. Stand tall. It's crazy that that's low-balling. And then that's low-balling for a 22-year-old that was third-team All-NBA on the number one seed in the Eastern Conference. No, it's correct. I'm just saying it's crazy how the numbers are. I remember back in the day, a deal like that would have been a lifetime deal for somebody. So now the Pistons have upped their offer to 200 mil for five years. Sheesh. They're the only team, his team, that can offer five years. If he went somewhere else, it would be four years, 190. And if he played on his current contract, he would make nine million this upcoming season. He want the max. He wants $285 million, $87 million for five years, which, to be clear, would be 30 million more than when Benyana makes. Well, this is the thing. Just for perspective. Don't put it like that. No, it's tricky because. That's what it is. It's tricky because he made All-NBA, right? And so when you make All-NBA. And he shouldn't have made that. But when you make All-NBA, that's when you could get the Supermax. Right. So let's say for the next two years, he don't make All-NBA, he's not eligible for the Supermax. Isn't that how it works? Yeah. So now I made All-NBA, this is my time to cash out because there's no telling if I'll make it the next two seasons. Are you in favor of what his agents. Are doing? Because it looks nuts from the outside looking in. He's like, how old is he? 20, 22? 22. 22. 22 or 23, one or the other. I think that I can't tell somebody not to get money. I think that in the NBA. Are you saying he's nuts? So here's what I say. If the goal is money and not winning, and all you care about is the money, they're nuts if they bottom out. They're not nuts if he gets the money. If somebody makes a deal that's closer than what he would have gotten a month ago or two months ago. Because I heard today. I heard today Washington was interested in moving a couple pieces to bring him in. They can't give him five years, but if somebody gives him four or they do some kind of sign. They can only give him four, 177. Detroit could offer him the highest amount because they do that to incentivize the people And that's more security. I'm saying that per year at 22, some of them guys are thinking, what, at 26 I can re-up again. That was the LeBron logic. As long as I'm healthy, you know what I mean? A longer term deal is good, but I have more control if it's shorter and as long as I stay healthy. I'm not saying it's right or wrong to do that. I'm just saying his agent might. I mean, if you look at where they started, what the Pistons were offering for what? Three, four months ago, this shit is already working. So I ain't going to say it's malpractice yet. And let me ask you, what if I feel like I've been so. Like something happened that severed my relationship with this team where I feel like I've been disrespected to the point where I don't even want to be here. And that's what he's saying. And the only way I'm going to be here is if y'all do that absolute max outside of that. They're still going to be happy. They're not going to do it. Yeah, and he's going to ask for a trade in six months anyway. And to be clear, that is Jalen Duren's side of things. He's saying, not only is it a money thing, but I feel disrespected. and how you've treated me during the process Last offer, there were all types of weight incentives, weight clauses, because they were saying that maybe he gained some weight during the playoffs. He also compared it to how fast and quickly they got that Thompson twins deal done on the Pistons. And he just wants to be treated better. And in that case, I'm not mad at that, yo. I'm not mad at that. Y'all not going to treat me any kind of way, bro. That's not treating you any kind of way. It's saying that if we're going to give you $300 million, we've got to meet these criteria so we can protect ourselves. Wait, back to the, what about the, explain the low ball, though. Low ball is a part of business, right? So hear me out. I'm not knocking. I'm saying that if the company could get, if Joe could have came in here and offered us X, right, and we took it. We took it. We took it. Right. Now, if you could, I think that negotiation is a part of business. And you don't always got to take it in a personal manner, right? But I think also, and this is the bad part, I'm not mad at him for trying to get money. But what happens in the NBA is, that shit is mad political and them niggas will take that shit personal. And the second that you outlive your usefulness, them niggas will blackball you to fuck out the league. That's true. I'm telling you. And so him making this public spectacle at 22 years old, this shit could haunt him for the rest of his NBA career. Well, couldn't hurt him. Correct. Could. I agree. It's possible. So I just think that I ain't mad at him trying to get no money. I just think that if they offering you more money than any other team is available to give you, and if you give a fuck about your locker room, and you give a fuck about your team, they got something brewing out there with him, Cade, and the Thompson kid as a nucleus of three players that could go on to get him more money for the next 15 years. But what if money's not the sole focus? If money's not the sole focus, then you would have took the deal. If everybody in here was a GM, would you pay him five years, 285? No. No. No. He hasn't proven himself yet. Same. Enough to me. No. I think his potential and his upside is unlimited. And again, he shouldn't have been on that third team. I don't want to sound like, I don't think Carl Anthony Towns made it that year. There's something wrong with that. But get your money, young man. Y'all going to get it done with him? What happened? I would hope so. I'd be sick at night. I would be sick. I think they'll get it done. I trust in our worldwide West and Leon Rose getting that call. And I'm not listening to nothing Brian Winhurst has to say about it. Yeah, you're seeing real person shit going on. I see what they're doing. Shams. I don't like what they're doing. But that's part of the game, though. To it, the same. We know how it go. The gig is the gig. I'm listening to Ian Begley and anybody with some Knicks insider shit. I'm not paying these other niggas no mind, man. Knicks and five. Stop playing with us. I will say real quick as a follow-up, the Ryan Clark Pivot Show is phenomenal, by the way. I'm really enjoying that. They're killing it. I think the setup and all of that is crazy. It looks great inside. It looks amazing. I think one of them needs to take a host role maybe a little bit more. That's a backseat produce. I love what a lot of the sports shows are doing. Ryan. Gil. I don't know what's going on with Rashad McCann, so I'll get to that to you whenever Gil comes up here. Cam. I love what all the sports people are doing. Listen, man. Hopefully, y'all have enjoyed this broadcast as much as we've enjoyed delivering it to you. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until the next time. I knew we would talk again. I bid you adieu. Farewell. Adios. Arrivederci. Hasta la vista. Au revoir. So long. Goodbye. We're Simple Head now. We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past, so let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Hey. Last but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel, and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. It goes. Oh, I know you'll be saying shit that you don't know. You don't mean. Only revenge. I just need peace. Should I pull up again? I don't know. Tell me how far do I go. Y'all hold it down out there. Thank you for listening. If you are not subscribed to the Patreon, now would be a good time to do so. Here we go. You know I know that it's your favorite spot. What y'all on this week? What's happening? What's happening this week? What's happening? Work, work, work, work, work. When you doing your Miami shit, your Florida shit. Next week. Next week. Next week? All right, good, good. Kill that shit out there. Yeah, I'm going the 8th to the 12th. What you doing? Miami Carnival. Really? You going to drive out there? Never. In the Volvo? No. Come out there and pull up on me-ish. I'm cool. Can't go to Miami. You got to go where you can make it home fast if you catch them. I was about to say, you can do that one. You a bad motherfucker. Yeah, you can't do Miami. Yeah, nah. What you on this week-ish? Work. Work? Nigga will not finish that project, boy. Talk about stalling out. My boy will stall a project out. My project, I think, is crazy. Your D.C. project. I think Frick House in D.C. I'm not going to D.C. What was the shit Ghost was working on with Leverage Tate? The Queen's Child project. The Queen's Child. Yeah. He will not finish that Queen's Child project, boy. It's okay. That's funny. It's okay. Freeze, what you on this week, Freeze? I'm doing some shit. I'm working and building a PC. Oh, yeah. App shit. Real tech shit. Stop playing with it. No, no, no. I'm actually building a PC. He's building a PC. He has reached new direction. Third levels. I just bought the- Oh, that nigga building some protective custody. I just bought the 50-70. Yo. The graphic card. I just got it. You rich, nigga. I should go up a little more? 50-70 ain't good? Go get that 90, man. Stop playing. 50-90? You rich. All right. Barks? It's a work week for me. I'm chilling. Working. I'm coming to see you, Barks. Yeah, you niggas are so lame. All y'all do is get money. It's the same shit. All you niggas do is work and get money, yo, and be what y'all want. Wives and partners. Barks the only white guy that just be letting niggas come to his house. Not like that, but letting people come to his house. Come on. Pull up. Anytime. Yeah, of course. I'm boycotting Barks' house until that fucking grill gets pulled back out with the fucking- Come on, man. No, you're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. We got something planned for Saturday, so- This Saturday? Oh. Oh, yeah. Well, duh. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so get another date. Yeah, we're going to- We're going to- He told me we got something planned. All right. All right, what do I have going on this week? Man, it work. Ta-da. It work. Exactly. Ain't nothing too crazy going on, man. I got to get my mom these Chris Brown Usher tickets she keep asking for, for the 15th, or whenever that show is. 15th. It is the 15th, right? Yes, sir. And that's it, man. Until next time, y'all hold it down out there. Hey. No, you'll be saying shit that you don't mean. I need revenge, I just need peace, should I pull up again, I don't know. Tell me how far do I got to go, because you keep saying shit that you don't mean. Saying shit you don't mean. Come on, man, I can't. At least let my girl rock. Shout out Jill Scott, I love you, Jill. Love you, Jill. Love you, Jill. Love you, Jill Scott, Erykah Badu, Shante Moye. Shante was so happy she got a man. Shante's got a man. Huh? He was happy too. He didn't write a song about it. Yo, until next time, y'all hold it down out there. And yo, if your car is by the Trader Joe's, move that shit, man. It's over. It's over. I know it. You got something over there. Talking about my mailbox. It's crazy, y'all. J1, what's up with you, nigga? Man, you got beef. Man, you got to be. I can't even believe you showed your face here today, man. I'm so hurt. This is two years in a row. It's two years in a row that you've dubbed my birthday dinner. Oh, shit. I hit you two days before and said, yo, you got a suit? Nigga gave me all a, yeah, I'm ready, and still dubbed my shit. - Shit, that's a calculated dub, J1. How old your little brother? - He turned 12. - All right, so his party was that night. - It was if he wasn't in the country. - Oh, all right. - Tug, man. - My bad, my bad. - Tug, Tug. - Sorry, sorry. That's why I should mind my business. - You treat us different since your dad started the pod. You treat us a little different, man. We gonna talk about it, though. It's all right. - Here it goes! ♪ My bad ♪ ♪ Is there no way ♪ ♪ To love ♪ ♪ My bad, my bad? ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose ♪ ♪ Nose, your bad ♪ - Enough of that, D. ♪ JVP, JVP ♪ ♪ Why am I to be without the JVP? ♪ - I am not sorry for something I didn't do, and I am not sorry for the things I did do. Subtitles by the Amara.org community