The podcast is a satirical and fictional entertainment show featuring exaggerated, humorous storytelling centered around personal anecdotes, family interactions, and internet culture. Hosts invent scenarios involving food, relationships, and personal secrets—like saving Chinese food for future consumption or fabricating stories about secret encounters—presenting them as if they were real. These narratives are clearly fictional and used purely for comedic effect. The discussion includes absurd claims about body enhancements, past relationships, and internet-era trends like edible panties or "blue waffle" condoms, all treated as part of a shared, fictional culture. The hosts emphasize that everything shared is not real, not serious, and not meant to be taken literally. The tone is light, self-aware, and designed to entertain through over-the-top scenarios, often punctuated by laughter and playful confrontations. Key themes revolve around humor, absurdity, and the blending of personal and public narratives in a satirical context. The show also references fictional events, such as a "Price Fix" football gambling game, which is presented as a joke or entertainment segment. Ultimately, the content serves as a comedic commentary on modern social behaviors, relationships, and internet culture, with no factual or serious intent.
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts offer entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious, it is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, inditing, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at all. We are trained professionals, we do not have your best interests at all, or are all. Enjoy the show. All morning, I'm saying to my fiance, because we got an ongoing joke announced that as soon as she turned the stove on, or the oven on, her son pop up from college, nigga, no, go to college, go to school, eat the lunchables that the nigga served up there. He pop up and get some of mama good food. Yes, he should know how it goes. I understand that as a nigga with a mama. Where you lose me, is I never had a stepdad. No, I have. When you go over there to get some of mama food, you gotta leave some of the curry chicken and a big chicken in there. When stepdad come up, this is growing as football, playing nigga. Don't do he eat everything. He's taking a food up. So now, last year, she makes some good shit last night. I'm like, "Whoo, peace. You son not here?" I get leftovers and the first thing in the morning, you got the chicken and rice. That's why I lost 87 and three. 87 and three because you see me enjoying food. He's 70, that's why he injured your punter. He would have shut that receiver down. Yeah, I wouldn't have won that way. That was my baby. I love you, shut that thing. And you got a can of the drugs? I was shot down. I wish y'all knew how the can of the drugs are fighting miles. Oh my lord. I go through a lot of can of the drugs. Me too, the many ones. Yeah, that's the big one. That's the thing. Now my son called. I ain't got time for you and a stepson. No, he ain't the one nigga called right now. Yo, yo. Oh, I missed it. Then he want to come to your job and lick his fingers off the chicken. It's staring at you. He got the troll of you. He could eat that anywhere. I smell it. Yeah, he could eat anywhere. This is so good, though. Sandy said he left you a thigh. He left you a thigh? You be all right. Yeah, he learned it. He looked like he learned it. You learn it. You tough right? Yeah, niggas get those every day. Yeah, that's the guy he needs to put out. You like water, right? Last can of the drug on. Yeah, I get y'all who saw y'all on in our last fight about food and miles. What's this? We order Chinese food. Okay. Whatever we don't eat, she saved it and leave it on the counter for her kids to eat the next day. I said, I can't take this poor shit you keep doing. Saving Chinese food brings me back to a different place. And if they want Chinese food tomorrow, we could spend the 1399. I'm saving Chinese food. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You save it to him. Keep going. I'm asking you. I'm asking you. Park the answer. I can't answer it. It depends. We ain't saving a fucking low-main. What is this? You can't save some low-main. All you think it depends on as much as left. She saved low-main. That's it. I'm talking about my daughter who eats this after school. How much is left? You saved a low-main. Mark, would you save it? No. No, right? No. Come on. Answer it. I'll save it. And you lying, right? You just lying. Mona, you saved it. The crazy thing about it. Are you serious? The one thing you can save it? She's eating it tomorrow. You don't need. And the next day. And the next day. Mona, see that shit. For a week. I'm the little girlie today. And you're looking good. I will cry and walk out. Joe, you're a wish, right? It was that easy. No. Come on. Come on. Come on. You see, bro? You just can't. I can't stop. You just can't. I can't stop. You just can't stop. Just stop. You don't turn over now. You just can't stop. You just can't stop. You're gonna be real stoic when it happens. That fucker said, with this guy, look like. That was funny though. Good morning fellas. Good morning. Good morning. When I was saying about the Chinese cuisine was out of everything.
- You gonna get more than some back. - Alright. (laughing) - How are you doing? - Alright, that's alright. - And y'all, y'all must be my brother. - Be a brother. - It's a back, y'all. - If y'all want me to cook on Friday, I will. - We want you to cook on Friday. - We'll come up here when I'm off, what's up? - Hey Mona, we just gonna do it just for shits and giggles. We want you to cook next Friday. - Okay, what do y'all want? What's the main macaroni and cheese? 'Cause that was the original video. (laughing) - Oh my God. - How do we always do that, bitch? - Don't take the says out your fucking voices, guys. What is the main you, let's talk about it right now. - Back to you. - What? - How about turkey wings? - Turkey wings, I love turkey wings. Turkey wings, Mac and cheese. Greens or string wings? - Greens. - Greens or turkey wings. - They buy greens and good. - That's true, right. Everybody greens or string beans. So what you saying, what you want to do, nigga? - Whatever's easier for you. - 'Cause I really, I can cook better than y'all bitches. - Except for my brother. - I'm about to say. - What you saying? - I'm just gonna cook for 'em too. - Why you think? - 'Cause I could cook better than y'all bitches. - You can't. - I'm just gonna pay. - See they ain't even put up a no fight. - It didn't work. - Me, it's all played. - Don't play. - It's all played. - It's all played. - I was like, "Chase stand on it." - She wasn't confident with that. - Chase stand on it. - It sounded good. - She just deferred to, oh except one. - It is. - Because that's my dog and I can have food. And it's very good. No, I can't have food and it's good as shit. Now, I'm gonna be thinking. - You can play on that little one plate. - The hot plate. - Yeah. - You wanna get that little, that one. - That one. - That one. - That one stole. - That one stole. - That one stole. - That one stole. - That's fucked up. - I'm gonna say you know what I'm saying. - I'm in Bonito. I love what you come up with. - I'm going to be in shit. - I'm in shit. - I'm in shit. - I'm in shit. - I miss you. - I miss you. - I miss you. - What'd you say? - Our guests. - Really? - Hell yeah. - They asked for you a lot. - It's funny. - He was like. - He was like. - He was like. - He was like, "Hey, such a scum and do you wanna?" You know what happens? It never happens once. - It's so weird. It's like never happens once. - It's so weird. - It's like never happens once. - You walk in, he has no idea. He walk in your mouth. I'll be on a couch. - What do you feel? - He run this shit differently. - I feel like that's another one I should know. Like, who has a pill? (laughing) - You don't think I should know that? - No. - For real? - No. - They took it off the application. - Why? - Why? - Where you did it? - Yes, I'm dead. - Why? - You specifically. - If I had a job, I would tell-- - Who are you talking about to an APO? - How about this? You would be-- - No. - Who want the world to know they got it? - I mean, that'd be more than that. - What are you gonna tell for sure? - Tell me what you want to-- - All right, keep playing. I'm gonna call that. - They took that off a job application? - Yeah, they took the felony box, the boxes. - They raised the box. - Which is a good thing, because it wasn't fair. - But that's for convictions too, but like, it's not-- this ain't even like a political issue for me. - It's true. - At all. - It's a job of business. - Yeah, yeah. - I wouldn't tell you if I had a PO. - I'd tell you about your PO box. - PC? (laughing) - What the fuck in there? - I don't think I got a PO box. - No, I'll tell you about it. - You crazy. (laughing) - I wouldn't tell you about nothing. - Why? - 'Cause it's just ammo. - There's air here. - Yo, because you don't want the 40 million viewers to know. - Right. - Is it 40 million? I don't know, I guess. - God damn you, get lost. - I can hear it already. I'll take one second to silence. It's like-- - I don't know. - Am I? - No. - Am I trying to win to his parole officer this morning? - I'm not supposed to say that. - Oh, I'm not-- oh, shit. - Oh, pardon me. - And you said nigga had a boogie and bad breath, right? (groaning) - And I'm the only one that applies to me right now. - No, you and Flip. - Oh, Flip for sure. - Y'all have Joseph Anthony Button Jr. in this game category. - You're number two, Flip. - You're number one. - When it come to that seat. - Yeah, yeah. - You're under him in the game, great day. - I would tell Joe before I would tell Flip. - Fam, you've come in here. - Because Joe thought it was the secret, Joe wouldn't tell it. - That's true. - Flip. - You Joey the eye. - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. - It depends on what it is. - If it's some street shit. Flip, go on. Flip, go on. in the down for the streets and he not gonna tell but if it's some anything other than the street goes on up here We got to go I wish they would tell us on it. Yes, we need a therapist. We need a therapist to talk to us because we're not street niggas guys Yes, and I think half the room don't know the I'm like That's why I can't get it done. I cannot believe that you guys feel this way about me You came up here and said some shit say oh Tim Such a such told me not to say done by this. I ain't gonna say that all right. All right. Well look. I'm gonna tell y'all anyway ice That is a master of ceremony performing All right, I can't believe y'all think that now that I know that one thing has become abundantly clear To me and the audience out there These people clearly don't know all the secrets I know about them Only thing that can explain this it depends on the secret like I think I don't know all of their secrets And I'm holding them in in like a ball. You don't I know all of you do know all I know Let me tell you that I'm sure I tell you that you you are you confident that they are accurate and sure yeah Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty confident Pretty confident. Yo, you just you just accused me of something that is the in left field that was nowhere near true I didn't think I accused you of anything all day today. So what do you think I mean the last part we had? Remember you like yo Oh, that's some head you got It's okay. It's always That you think you got a secret in the top No, we're near it's okay. I don't think that you know never yo. That's funny I believe it's I believe it's okay You met this nigga six months ago we know him. I would never know Just believe it. It's very believable. It is very You would tell me but I think you lying about this Don't only call me crazy. No, I'm saying it's not believable. Oh, yeah, I believe that too see No, it's it's it sounds believe it's not yeah, I believe if you had told me yourself, I would believe I wouldn't think it's for me It's more on the other person than anything. It's not no, it's not I'm saying for my decision-making Boy it was some it was but you have to talk my dick boy out of letter. Yeah Sometimes I don't think it's like a good time I ain't looking at you know different my boy. I can't but cannot show a question. What's the matter that you did that you try to make it you try to make it comfortable for Yeah, but I still just you know I can see the world would not happen. Yo, this thing go say I believe them, but then just five minutes ago said I Know it, but see Joe, that's the perfect example like that you think that's a crazy Joe thinks that's a secret to yours and he still tell us no No, the funny shit is I don't think it's a secret. He It's not a secret Like that's like kind of out there in the bathroom stole It got to be a secret if he if he knows not even a secret my boy just gonna hold it down That's not true at some point where you're not going to do we have to we have to determine between a secret and a lie They are drastically different. So this is a believable lie. That's what we're talking about like a believable lie Yes Yeah, you should you do be flat out live. Just not this one Just not this one. I do lie. I tell lies Not on this one. This is one. No, dead. I'm honest. This is the dark in the middle of it After he says no, you still think he's saying that to y'all. He can't say that I'm not even listening to him. Let me tell you something. I'm not even listening to him one. It's not funny part It's a crime that we find right and it's funny. Yeah, this is not the first person that this nigga told me one time Y'all bet money you did such a such and I said fam you are insane. We need a lot of time. He's projecting. Yes I'm not saying he ain't saying true things about about Joe button. Hey, I'm a lot of things
one. Just not on this one. Yeah. I mean that word that you don't tell you. It's none of our business. It is. It's really not. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's a lie. No, it's not. That's between you. That's between y'all. That is your penis and your niggas aren't insane. What did you do? No, of course that he'll be disappointed. You think that. You don't think that right? I'm not disappointed. It's the old body too. I see. I'm sure you have some songs. I do something. Some interesting music. I do. I guess a comedian talking to myself. Please a little L.O.L. a little low something wrong. See if I can lift the spirit. I love this part. It's my favorite. I'm about to kill it with some shit. You got to play Benjamin. No. Some remember that time you got called jerk in off at your job and he fired you. He was mad. Proped for like three months. We have no food. Nothing in your crib. I came doing smash with like eight honey cash and a B.J.s card. Like your do you son. Bros don't be knowing niggas. We fancy for real niggas. Am I my brother's keeper? Yes, I am. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's good. It's good. Make shake, make shake. So glad you're gonna be with us today. Shit out the web. You might be listening from big charity big charity. Whole New York city. Connecticut Boston. I'm in the eye. I'm in the way. Always for the ladies, always for the ladies. We're gonna love it, shake with the big guts. We're gonna love it, shake with my feet up. We're gonna love it, shake with my feet up, up, up. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not shit. I love you, mama. She's gonna be my studio. All I want for my birthday is a big booty. When I die, baby, me inside the country stop. When I die, baby, me inside the low stuff. She had the two chains, what I want? She got a big booty, so I call a big booty. Rich, moving, couldn't give you a lot. I'm in the kitchen, I'm in the games everywhere. I'm in the kitchen, I'm in the kitchen, I'm in the kitchen. Let me get this applause going real quick. Let me get these drops out the way. I'm in the kitchen, I'm in the kitchen. I'm in the kitchen, I'm in the kitchen, I'm in the kitchen, I'm in the kitchen, I'm in the kitchen. I don't know. No, that's not that part. That wasn't the description. That wasn't being debated. What's the pictures? You guys, what's the pictures? Is this in a song or? No. And they pulled up a clip of you saying, I told you you and your wife shows my favorite show now. I really want you to subscribe. They pulled up. There's so many ways to show that. They pulled up a clip of you doing the Mason allude. The Mason? The Mason allude. The Mason allude. You know the Mason allude. What did they mean? Don't call my girl allude. Will you, will you call the guy? I called a guy? You called the guy. I have no idea what you're talking about. The guy didn't answer. He left a message. He left. But Mark made the call. It's in the clip. That has never happened to me. This is a joke button story. No, real story. It's a clip out there. That's not true. Of your words. Of me saying that I called a guy. Of you saying that you saw an interaction. If nobody heard it, I don't want to unearth it. It's AI. It's AI. That can be very convincing. No, please send me that clip. I've never called it. In the clip, you and your wife were talking and you were saying, I saw an interaction that you were having with somebody that we mutually know. A very attractive man. A very smart man. And then she started making her jokes. And then you was like, yeah, I saw that and I called them. And it didn't answer. Oh, no. This is what happened. That is true. Oh, okay. It's not AI. It's not AI. It's real real. It's not AI. It's real real. You're talking saying what you're talking about. Because the way he told the story was totally different. Me and my wife weren't together. We had broken up like for good. We were like, we were done. And I saw her having an exchange. I was in my feelings about it. I saw her having an exchange on Instagram with some dude that I know. My name's James, like in the comments. Yeah, it wasn't like, it was harmless, but I was being odyssey and was, yeah. And so, what's that well, yeah. Yeah. I was still in the way. Wait. Yo, that's my favorite part of when you were telling stories. The yada yada. Well, let's get into that. Whatever. I was about to give a time to, yeah, to protect the guilty yada yada. That was more about that. I was about to say when it was year wise. I was just saying that might be understood. But the point was, we literally broken up for good. We were like, and I was saying somebody she was saying somebody. And I just looked on her, you know, you be Instagram stalking. Yeah. Instagram stalking. And I saw somebody leave a comment. And I didn't know she knew him. He didn't, it wasn't anything. And that nigga was a stoneman. That's it. He trying to doctor it up. No. He trying to make a kill. We trying to make it sound like the subok that he is. No, listen, listen. A stoneman, he wasn't a stoneman killer, but that's what made me worry. worry. Tell you call him because I know him and I know I'm better than you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, - I will kill you. - I will kill you. - I will absolutely kill you. - No, I'm not saying it. - No doubt about it. - Everybody in here would be, you would be laughing like I am. - I will kill you. - Everybody in here would be going crazy. - That is the bullshit. - What's the bullshit? - I expect that from you. - I'm saying I was jealous of it. - No, I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm saying that if I was saying it. - Bull of my thavish. - If I had that same exact response to all of the shit, I'm not saying you said that wrong. - I'm saying the response in the room would be drastic. - Because it's messenger matters. - I will. - I expect that from Mark. - No, it's gonna be a long day. - I'm just saying, but if you tell that story, I believe it. - Okay, thank you, I appreciate it. - That's right. - Yeah, and it's not. - It's you, man. (laughing) - Okay, it gets worse. (laughing) - It's worse. - No, that shit. - Who is the bitch that's gonna sue it? - Yeah, it's you. - It's your first man. - I'll tell you. - Bitches, nigga, you gotta be stalking a gram. - Yeah, it's not, that's all it makes sense. - No, but stalking a gram is one thing. - It's a fucker to niggit at a marryer. I would be one. - I was more worried about her. I'm not with her, she's gonna get fucked. That's one of my worry. It was like, and I was already having second, I was already second guessing my choices. And so when I seen the boy, and then I was like, "Uh, I can see them." - So what you gonna say if he answered? - I don't know. - Hey, Sean. - I called him like, I called him like one in the morning. - She don't lay down. - Barbara. - Sorry, this was, I was, you was in, you were. I was in my feelings, I'm like, with the guy. - I'm with him. - Yeah, that guy. - We've been there hard, we've been there. - That doctor shit is nine to five, we've been, for sure. - It was nine in the morning during the pandemic. I'm holding it up. - Oh my. - He was right, I'm holding it like, he caught him on face down with the pistol like this already. - Oh, shit. - Now, homie had Mark life in the bummin. - He said, he can name Washington. - He was right, 'cause I don't hold it. - And he answered the phone, then I called him. - Who's that? And I brought, I mentioned it. - Is he that? - I mentioned it. - We talked for a little bit first. Then I brought it up, I was like, oh, you know, I know you knew my man. She's like, I mean, I don't really know. - Oh my. - And they don't, right? And then we got back together next morning. - Oh shit. - Man, I'm gonna get this one. - I'm gonna get some noise for that. - A little hey, bring you back together, then. - I said, I said, I said all the time. Nothing to get you back with your girl, then homie. - Yeah. You know what you missed, you know what you missed. You know what you missed. and morals, Antoine Issues here, man, makes noise for Issues. - Oh. - Oh my god. - But, I can tell you, you absolutely right. If you, if you, if you know that, don't be. - Joe would still be going right now. - Issues keep them stories from me, 'cause he know I would be. - Until the next five years with this shit. - Should I keep it from you? (laughing) - I didn't bring it up. - Now, your clips, let me say this is fire, man. - Really? - You're over there being honest. - Yeah. - Clips. - God, boy. - That's my problem with my girl on the show. Let's get on the camera, and now it's honestly time. (laughing) - I've been sleeping with you for seven years. Tell me what the fuck you're thinking. Anyway, Iss, how you doing, man? - I'm doing great, so yeah, so. - Good, good, good. Couldn't be better, couldn't be better. What you doing, what you got going on tonight? - None. - None? - Uh, demon. - You think? - Emoni birthday? - That's your happy birthday, buddy. - Oh, happy birthday. - Emoni. - Emoni? - Happy birthday, Emoni. - Emoni, you gave it to all no people's birthdays. - No, I don't know if you said it. - He said it every part. - Yeah. - And I don't know if it's an actual day, but. - Yeah, he tweeted about that. - I think he put his script post up here. - Emoni is that guy. - Emoni is that guy. - Do you put his cash app in his bio? - That's my shit. - That's my shit, that's my shit. - That's my shit. - That's my shit. - Yo, you ain't that wrong. - I ain't doing it this year. You got to, you two up for that dog. - Let's iron up. - Ew. - You bet him. (laughing) - Yo, man, you all got the gains. - What the fuck? (laughing) - Hey, guys, I don't know what these things are talking about. - Yo. - I started wearing shit on my shirt. - Yo, my nigga. - Freeze. - Yo, anyway. Freeze is here, man. - A good friend of mine, man. Somebody I love with my entire heart is here. (laughing) My man, freeze is in the building, man. Freeze, how you doing, man? - I'm good. - The water's out early. - It's also my mother's birthday. - Oh, shit. - Hey. - Yo, my mother's birthday. - That's cool. - Well, Friday is my mom's birthday. - Well, shit. - Same shit. Same shit. - Burgos unite. - Burgos unite. - You know what time it is. They did a good job with you two. No, for real. - He look good, man. - He's a good man. - You decent man. - I tell you one thing. (laughing) - He said a book. (laughing) - Keep going. (laughing) - Park. - Over there. - Park. - I don't know what this is. - Park is here, y'all. - No. (laughing) (laughing) - Put it back. Put it back. Pull it back. Shout out to Polk. Corey is here. (laughing) - Nahee is here. (laughing) - Pull it back. - Eric's in his ears. They bond and ten are here by remote. Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you very important people out there are here. Thanks everybody for tuning in. What's up, y'all. - It's good. - Oh man, it has been a morning. Y'all are fun. - Speaking to remember, people's birthday. - Y'all are fun today. That is so gay. - Yeah, it's in homosexual. - This is for you, Joe. - Oh shit. - It's just a card. But me and Parks got you a card and a gift. We do the gifts together. - Did it come in? - Yeah. - Oh shit. - Yep. - Is there any trolling? - No. - You think I just keep a birthday card on my leg just in case? - I feel like it's a prank. - No, I got you a birthday gift. I'm gonna go get it. - Although it would be a good prank. - Oh, y'all. What do y'all got going on? - It's just happy birthday. It is just a card. - Big, bright wishes for big time fun. Love marks. (laughing) - That's our, that's our combined. - I like it. - When we give you marks. - Openly gray. - Yeah, openly gray boy. - Yeah. - Openly gray boy. - Yeah. - Openly gray. - Mark's is so cute though. - Mark, look at this. - Yeah. (laughing) - That's not fun to feel. - Yeah, that's hard enough. - Ain't no spanky. - Ain't no spanky. (laughing) - Ain't no spanky. (laughing) - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's hilarious. - That's hilarious. - Mark did that. - Yeah. - Mark did that. - Mark did that. I'm gonna take a red air wrap and paper. Yeah. What's going on here?
The box is giving me gifts and they've been better wrapped in this My wife is it won't you let me do rabbit. I got this go go and do is you can't get a dude a present that's real well That's a fact when they say when they say We're getting the out of the ghetto body get the out of the ghetto. Oh, no, we live don't don't don't get the add-out Yeah, we're getting by it. Yeah, got him right You can't be called a day old Chinese food and drinking fucking Thank you so much For taking the risk because you are you and my gift giver So when you've joined forces with Mark in my hands. Now Mark's part You ain't got worry about that with me and I'm not gonna lie We might occasionally make a little espresso You're right. It's win win It's for you, but put a asset to it's sometimes it's the gift that keeps on giving that's fine And it's a good weight on it. Yeah, and it's some good weight on there. That's the good one Any going using the best gift All right, anywhere y'all want to start I'm down I mean, you don't want to start the drake string Fomo Fomo Fomo Fomo it is Fomo it is then Fomo it is Who has good things to say and who has bad things to say? My medium things to say all right. That's a good place to start I love the concept of doing the like long video shit with this and ice man. Mm-hmm I didn't really know what we were getting I thought it was like a new album or something like that But he essentially took the two albums that he didn't do long form content videos for him put it in there with a couple Little new as a huge fan of Habit and the other made it honor made it honor It was almost like too playful for me like I kind of like those albums because they were fun, but kind of dark And I didn't really get that from the videos, but they're fun So it's the same time I'm not mad because I'm entertained I'm having a good time He's dancing making fucking cocktails and his kitchen or whatever it is. It's fun. It was fun I also didn't get to see the whole thing because they do that shit where they Premiere it and then cut it off when it cuts off, so I probably missed the last I mean I'm cool because I got new music Yeah, we got a couple I was a couple you know, that's all I really wanted from it I get people mad at it, but like you said do just be doing is what are they mad for? Honestly because he like you just haven't too much fun. I was about to say that's really what you look that's what it is He looks on bother. He was fucking around. He's having a ball like he's very unserious the music to dance and they don't like it They hated all that stuff. I feel a little great. I thought it was fun I also loved who of course my fraternity was and they had the campus in their stolen I thought there's a lot of things in there visually that was just cool, but they overall it just felt fun and free free That's probably where I will use he just looks free. Nothing does though. That's probably why people would complain it I'm doing good cop today man. Go ahead That y'all did a great job. I'll be explaining to our brother. Hey, he's just being free But again, it looks like you just He does the comedic shit in his videos Historically, he shows the uncool side of himself a lot Okay, yeah, yeah, he does like the shit that the normal masses would be like y'all that's some corny shit He don't really hey, Joey. He also shows rare automobiles and fucking watch it When I'm in the car collect all of that swear actually to Tony is five. He did bug out That's a fuck he did bug out all of that shit is beautiful and Inspiration I'm sure that he did bug out there the beauty in the beast clock watcher Change the change. Yeah, Iron man outfits. I heard that was fun. I like that. I like that The beauty of the beast chain. I don't know about that one But his brother is where he's catching some of the slack from what I saw was the goth bit Oh, really? Oh, yeah, I didn't see no flag off of that That's all that's been floating up and down my algorithm is people still screen shot different shots from that Where maybe he's on flattering or just don't look the best I get it. It's a skit. It's a bit, but You know the the ages people the ages people out like oh you're 40 look at this my go whenever they got them walking back But they just got him looking all types of stupid in the car shit. That's that's the only flak. It's gonna find something That's the only black and if that's not the black I'll take that he's trying to look stupid That's the flag I'll take that. Yeah, some of y'all I will never understand the age of him in his country Because it's like the only other option is that you die Yeah, only thing worse than getting old I thought you were talking about like age cap shit. No, there's that he looks 40 What you're supposed to do past 30 and 40 you can dress a certain way you can't talk to a certain way That's a new thing in hip hop today when a younger people are telling the older people how they should be Pop ain't really got old before I say this is new territory. There's plenty shit that Drake has done I think he's too old for him having fun in videos. It's not gonna be so I'm like I'm sorry You should do I think the goal is to be happy whenever makes you happy you do that I do want to see rappers age gracefully and not try to look like they did when they were 25 I do think there's something to be said about moving into their next phase of life and not looking kind of ridiculous I don't think Drake look ridiculous. I do get that argument. I just don't think it applies to Drake and what we just saw I think I think he was fine. I think that I think that first son Like yo 45 and 50 year olds when we were young They didn't carry themselves like us. That's true. You know what I'm saying? And so now you could be a 45 year old person running around Dress like a 30 year old, but you know how that is 45 and 50 years like you said we don't we talk let's say 80s Hip-hop culture was only 10 years old. That's a good point. I grew up got old. I agree now hip-hop We just celebrated a 50 so if you go see fucking a 60 year old rapper dressing like a 30 year old I don't think that that's uncommon nowadays for older people the 60 olds had a uniform that they put on like you had to start We're soft soul shoes and shit like that. Yeah, the 55 year olds today. How does fucking preem? Yeah, but I don't even Know if it's just like a rap thing. So I want to try to broaden it some I saw them killing Drake for you know you 40 better Yeah, and I'm home thinking like yeah, I can't front when I was 25 my idea of what a 46 year old. Yes, what look very different than who I am true. Yeah, but that's based on again the programming that we had When we were younger the 40-something year old Carrying themselves differently than we carry ourselves today 40-something year olds wasn't we and fucking Just wasn't Just like blind because we are old Like when I was coming up, I'm pretty sure there was some pretty fly 40 something year olds when we were coming up They wasn't living legally They wasn't just working Because it's like if you are 50 years old and you you know divorce you single you work out You got a little too bad like you fucking right you better go around You know saying you 50 you work out you don't like did you think 50? Did you think you would look like this a 50 interest like this a 50 cuz you the only one that could give that insight And so mark that's a great question Mm-hmm cocky sir. Yeah, I thought I was going to fly I thought I was going to be fly
And do you think we look like this? I thought that. Yeah, that's the that's yeah. Yeah. I did. He's no. He's so humble. Sorry. Yeah. I love it. Bob. Bob. Bob. And then that's what I'm little itch means going around. It's about nobody. Ish. I mean, say. Yeah. He's not even going to play with you. He doesn't. It's a laugh, but I think what's the mean right? And I think the people that have a problem with having a drink stream look right like I didn't watch that stream that I'm not watching the stream. I'm not watching the streamer reinvention of drink. That's not streaming. It's not. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking cinematic. Yeah. Yeah. Like to me, this is just going to show a difference out of himself. And I think it's high. Awesome. I'm not trying to say nothing bad. I don't know. I know a bunch of songs. We've seen this from other acts. We've seen this where people put a bunch of videos together and make it a movie or make it a short or whatever. Yeah. Like say not nope. Yeah. Yeah. There's got a bunch. It's a bunch of them. However, let's talk about it though. Listen man. He heard. He heard me. Me and Drake ain't been seeing eye to eye in recent years. But he heard me. Of course he heard me. No way we would not get in the full version of this record, which is an absolute. Come on man. Come on. Let it go. Oh man. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, sir. I heard what's up on a time that you're well, you know what never mind. Yeah. No mind. I'm so weird. I think he rerecorded too. I think that sounds different. I think even the first verse sounds different than the album version, which let me know. Oh yeah nigga. You yeah. All that sleepy shit. No, this was a slap. The fan base told you. Even if you knew it, I'm sure he knows it, but God. Sounds much more assertive. I heard what. Yeah. I heard what's upon a time that you're oopsie. That's what you got to do, Mark. That's my favorite. That's my favorite part of this song. He was about to hate. That's the best part of this song. It's a new one. Is that he was I heard once. He heard some shit and heard it. That you. Girl, you know what never mind. You can't call him, Mark. Hey, even talk about your past. I don't care. I don't care who you fuck girl. I just want you. Listen, once the full version in classic was on there, I was pleased. I don't care what happened in the visual. Don't ask me about it. The music is there. And I'm letting's play. This is all the way to the music. It's like old school drag. Here we go. Here we go. This one the cap was was trolling, right? They were doing that to this, right? Drumming, it seems like every time you find yourself in the same place, we drumming crazy, drumming, drumming crazy. Anyway, we got full version of classic, which again, A is a classic. They're trying to party. Yeah. They want a party, nigga. Bring out the coke and the hookah. You know what they're trying to do. Let me know if I should stick. Yeah, I mean, I got my spin the night bag and the Trump party. You would just leave as you want. Let me know if I should stick around. Come on now. Oh my god. All right, y'all go ahead. What y'all saying, man? Listen, and I'm saying all of this about classic, but this don't tell her for shit is hard to that choosing Texas remix. Yeah, we don't. This is hard. Yeah, so I got three joints on here that I like the light. I was pleased. I'd like to know when these joints are coming out available to be sold. I thought they were coming Friday, but I guess up. Yeah, that's what I thought he was going to do that. Oh, no, he didn't ran for the stream last night. Yeah, drop the midnight. Yeah. I don't turn it so up before he strikes my shit. I think it was no, man. There's no. It was what it is. It is what it is. And I'm glad that he did shine light on the other projects. I got no light shined on them at the time of the release when he did three albums. Because I love those albums, but no one talked about him. He didn't do videos for him. There's no buzz on them. So he said he's going on tour. Yeah. Is anybody here going to the tour? Maybe. Yeah, probably. Yeah, we got to I said that Jay Kofi asked. I think we got to go. But I wouldn't go to a drink show just on my own at this stage, but I'll go check it out just for the show. I've seen Drake a couple of times. Yeah, it's not a good show. I just don't feel like I need to see it again. I'm going engaged. I think he was the point. Yeah, going engaged. There's a list of places to go engaged and a little. Drake show. He's going to party. What? You know what he's saying? Who's trying to party? Mona, you know that name? Yes. You know a party. Me and a small party party party party party party party party party party. That's not you. Okay. In a party party. They say. Okay, in a white neighborhood. Anyway, I'm sure the tour is going to be great. Oh, spucking homeboy that we talked. Sorry, Parks. Homeboy that had died. Yeah, from the from the dick enhancement, where we talked about. Yeah, we're we. I don't know. We're here. I don't know. We're here. Yeah. Fuck. That we talked about. Yeah. Oh, and more more details came out. It got real confusing too. More details came out and it said now that that was his fifth procedure. Well, I told you you'll get an inch and a half at a time. We got. Yeah, he kept fucking with that shrimp. Fucking with that shrimp. I don't know what he's expecting. You know what I mean? It's not going to turn it to a lobster tail. Parks. And he kept going for it. I'm going to fuck a diet. Jason. And my son is on social media talking about his father's dead. His son. Yeah, support. I don't know. That's the one. His thing I would do. But his son is coming out like. No, that's not. This is not true. Let me tell you. My dad did. It's like, nigga. Just go. Y'all just put this to be. It was a mistake. Park. You got it. Yeah, I'm not speaking out because my dad. Y'all got to confuse about how my dad in large is penis and past. I mean, my nigga. I'm not. What we do know is daddy as a shrimp. And you probably got one. Well, that's why he tried to correct. Because if your dad died of a little dick, like you don't want the streets thinking. I have a little dick. He died chasing the bigger one. But that's my point. That's not a guy. Well, that's a mother. Yeah, I'll give up nigga. Yeah, no, she's right. That's a bad rep to put on that. Why didn't speak? Just shut up about it wrong or evil for thinking if you go to get that procedure done five times. No, don't say knock it on the devil's door. Honestly, you ask for it. Mother fuck that's just that's just plain percentages. Bye. Hey, but so many of them sheets. I'm assigned in my life. We say, yo, if we kill you, you can't do no harmless. I did it. I did it. At Bungie jumping. I did it at a great event. Skydiving. Skydiving. I did it. I think that's the only what times I'm doing that. I'm not just willfully signing that sheet, but it's such a hard sign that this meat stretching he was doing the five. That's the technical. That's the medical term. Oh, sure. You being openly grey again. When you do that five times is because you're trying to get it. Is you really trying to get a bigger each time? What was it like corrective like they didn't. Because it is only a little bit you get. So if you go for a certain size, I would assume we have to go back over there. A lot of. No, I don't think it's that the each procedure going to do an inch and a half. I think I think that's all you can get. It's all you can get like you get an inch and a half per time because it's all about your budget, brothers. I don't know if this one over there. That boy really with it. Well, I'm trying to figure out how way down. I'm good. I'm curious if you're like that. When I check the streets, okay, big thing. But when I check the streets, all we found was you calling people. Oh my God. You was making fun. Let me be more specific. Check the only one in the studio. Is it really that important? Like is it if you know, I know somebody should we be asking you? What are that. Well, that's good.
I'm saying for y'all, you know what I mean because I know we only care because you care. Yeah, we have to ask you that You know you ain't born as little kid look up a dick so big. It's because the world tell you you need to have a big dick And we think we need a big dick because the women nah some men especially when you got the niggas that got the bag backdrop Because the thing when you really When you're really bony it's a great backdrop for the dick to look great, but if you super thick you super talk you super big and you got to average Five and a half six inches the dick one look smaller because you're such a big guy. What do you mean? No if you if I co-sign that yeah, girl I Have that important that if your penis was that small that you would pay to get it in large and I wouldn't I want to go back So break I think if I had a tragic When you come up that room parts you come with a shrimp. They're gonna be mad because you talk We already felt I was alive about the white guys having little things. There's a lot of brother, okay, so I'm saying Will you think about it? They got it way hold up for a second now to just say that That got to be fucked up right being told a little you're sick I feel like I wouldn't enhance it. I would just fucking get get to the money I promise you I've never Really promise promise is the system little niggas that got that how much more time y'all want to spend on this And it's offensive that we could talk about koochi in digsucks all day, but once it's my topic is like Koochi's Okay, but actually I do think this is a good Segway to talk about something. I want to talk about I know we got prize picks, but there will never be a better segue for what I'm trying to do And these are friends of the show yo. Oh, I don't have no beef With Corday or Anderson Pat I love I love those to do. I love that video That's great. I absolutely adore them both musically and personally we couldn't get too better guys in music however They did put out a song called good day with the bill with his flip. Mm-hmm I'm gonna play some of it for you and then I'm gonna pause it Like to hear it here we go On the blade do you do that play that one more time. Yeah, we missed it. We missed it Joey. Yeah, I miss it. I miss it. That time. I ain't heard like that Whoa, he said Paul said it's all basis. Well, why would you say that like the point of that? I got a magnum. No, but why do that? No, no fair. No, I love these two Brothers, I think I see what it is what the song the credits say it was co-written by Mariah Carey, so that was part of her bar. Oh Mariah, I don't know Yo, that's crazy That's that's that's flavor. I do not understand. I don't care. I feel like some things you should be able to just sneak in the song and just keep riding the bike Yo, it wasn't wasn't in the episode that y'all had one time with what somebody was talking about they used door rex's Fucking classic moment. Yeah, one of the best moments everyone. Really? What? No, you still can't say that in a song. No, you can't say that There's no way to make it cool buddy. No, if your homeboy ask you for a condom give it to me. Give it to all you let them do You cannot look to your man and say yo, don't we not the same size? That's that's no time that that's acceptable Unless you're a micro. No, that's the nigga trying to stunt for the chick. He trying to make it Imagine I'm saying I'm saying is read a little bit. Maybe I miss red it. Maybe no, no, you that's what they said he definitely said that I don't get why you would say that I don't get it like what would you I don't get with the fucking like what are you doing? My condom won't fit you maybe not that's what he trying to say who does that today bro like y'all really do There's another level he don't is another level of that bullshit but the whole video is that each other to get the chick, so maybe That's another level. I agree. All right, all right, all right, all right, fine And Kanye is your dog's dad I'm done. I'm done calling out shit. It's just a little If you ask your man for a condom and he pull out and he and he pull out a magnum and give it to you Nigga you go away. You go figure out your words This one you ain't got the smaller ones Fucking hold out here. He's fucking internet kids out here. Think that this trick and error that we in is the worst era No, it was the time before internet where all of the old I was there for that one boy You had that you had that one for show even if you had that you had that on you buddy and then when it was time You just switch it out Buddy, I was there. I was there. I was there. I know what y'all talking about It's crazy I was I seen this error. I don't know what faces y'all making. I was there for it Magnum Fishing bitches expected you pull out something that wasn't magnum Anything No, that's real you better be a go rapper, but sure Yeah, to see me my first time my first time going to the gas station. I need no way to keep I didn't know when it kept the big shit Yeah That was the marketing trick they made them shit's the regular sauce because they might think Magnum is that the ex I was a big joy Yeah, let me ask you a question though. So you bought two bucks? In my life you asking me I'm not Yo, so when you would go buy you a buy Magnum box for show and then you a buy Oh you're taking me literally You didn't you take me Yeah, you never leave it Some niggas will put that baggy shit on I left it in a bit Right where was most big hey you want it you got it Yeah, I was the I was into the rivers and the door access Those stores that don't sell condoms and they only got a bucket of Magnum's for sale like niggas really only walked around with them and people put them baguette men Put those baguettes condoms on them and Hey, sometimes you put the Magnum on it put the regular condom on top of that I'm telling y'all that ever that was going on back then. I know y'all looking at me like I'm a nut Well, y'all a blessed, no next to be putting on two condoms. I said bro. You guys use two condoms. I'm just not that doesn't help condoms kept you safer there were ever is that yeah, remember blue waffle was completely man
- It was, it might be a little younger than y'all, but you know what I mean? - I never heard of blue waffle. - Yeah, I never heard of it. - And that was, what is blue waffle? - It was made up, STD, and the pictures were really graphic, and we was already in the Google time, so everybody would go with it. - And the picture legit look like the nastiest version of a blue waffle, but that's when we grow off of your-- - Judd and tell you. - Judd and tell you, thank you, Parks. Judd and tell you, if you had sex, I'm protected, but the good thing is, people were scared, I knew it wouldn't even, people wasn't, people were scared of that. I can't believe y'all never heard it. - You can make 'em work out? - I mean, it made 'em probably make it a little better, 'cause it was so scary looking. You know what I mean, fuck AIDS to take you out, but blue waffle will get your blue waffle hanging off your balls, so let's wrap up, you know? 'Cause we all grew up doing the AIDS epidemic, so everybody here should have been super scared of AIDS, but that's not, you know? Especially when you have a sex as a teenager. - Man, before bitches had Wi-Fi, they was expecting you to eat edible panties off 'em in all types of shit. - That's the fact, this nigga talk all his old people, I was there back in the day. - I was there back in the day. - There was a thing, yes. - Roll up when you ate. - I got it, yes. - Yes. - I come to school to eat the little sex shot. - The little, yeah. - Bitches was expecting a lot back then. - The edible panties was crazy. - They were, yeah, this is a bad answer to roll up. - Yeah, especially for the big girls today, they make plus size edible panties. So now you just roll up, you just roll up up your butt, trying to keep up with these little bitches that ain't strong. - I'm selling you, bro. I'm not talking about myself, but a lot of big bitches lost her through roll up up there, so we're trying to be like three and fours, man. We'd come up in the time when one of the most popular stores was 579. That's a horror-sized, did she? Baby, you don't remember 579? - No. - Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. It's just like all the stores, what the fuck? - I'm still looking at these blue office. - That's some filly shit. - No, it was a national mall store kind of thing. - Like Rainbow Texture? Did the mall have two floors? - Why are you not trying to, why? Why are you, why are you wearing my face? - I'm not even trying to be fun. - Well, you did all the laugh and already with your own board. - No, you already did man laughing. - Five, seven, nine, nine, nine, nine. Now you wanna be, yeah. - You know, I got great things in the couch just destroyed you. - It's tough to be tough. - You gotta work through it. No, but I wanted to learn. - I'm tired of working through the job. - I wanted to learn. - I didn't want to laugh for out the room. - I just, I come one time to buy. I come early, leave late, just to buy. And it's just, that couch makes a heart. - Five, seven, nine is a low to mid and fashion retailer. - Found and more. (laughing) - Rainbow Buzz. (laughing) - Rainbow's cousin, nigga. - For ever 2019 before. - I bet you, I bet you, I bet you everything y'all was fucking back then here for seven, nine or one. - Oh, no, no, for sure. - Yeah, you too. - Look at that. - Yeah, he wanna add bougie. - It really like being that bougie. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, no, he got, hey, get the fuck out of here. - Did you guys say he got that head from Wooden Dress to the 9th? - Oh my gosh. - When he got it. (laughing) - He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't dipped in X-Rats. - I'm talking about it. - Acquired by this. - This was the expensive one. - Listen. - Acquired by the Edison brothers. After the Edison brothers went bankrupt. Rainbow shops purchased the brand in '99. - Oh my gosh. - It's Rainbow, nigga. - The fuck did you talk about? - I never told them. - I never told them. (laughing) - Now you won't be on my team if you don't even bitch. - I won, I won, I won if you tell them. I won't, I won't let them know. But when, do you lane the furthest from me? - You went through his cheek too. - Okay. - And guess what, fellas? I wouldn't need a five, seven, and a nine if it is. So what the fuck does it matter? - More. - You are right, nigga. You need to ask me, punk. (laughing) Mother fuckers. (laughing) - I was, I lived through the rainbow. Rainbow was there ever. - I had to go there. - Rainbow was there. - And get sure there's some clothes that she spent tonight and that same raggedy dungery. Come on, man. Let's fit you up. Nine, ninety nine. Oh, outfit. - Thank you. - Go crazy. - People still shop at Rainbow. - People are poor and starving and scratching the surviving. God, God forbid. God for fucking be. People trying to survive. - Is Rainbow much different from, like, - All the fashion over the fashion? - Nine, eight or four. - Nine or eight or four. - They want some of these. - Yeah, I guess so. - Bitches now put on the sheen body suit and try to jazz it up with their Chanel bag. - Mm-hmm. - Some Chanel kicks. - Mm-hmm. - And they're lookin' good. - They're lookin' good. - I thought I had some fun with that. - Niggas like that a lot. (laughing) - But y'all like the superhero one piece thing? Y'all like that? - Yes. - Yes. - I just don't mind. Are you pissin' it? Like, how do you go to the bathroom? - That's the problem, that's the problem. (laughing) - That's why I don't wear it when I'm under that. - In the gym is cool, but like, walking around the streets is crazy to me. - Yeah, we went to the wrestling area. Yeah, I like these bits. - Yeah, yeah, I guess so. - The wrestling area. - How close is that? - That's been my life. (laughing) Bitches ain't never fucking. (laughing) - Whatever it was, they wasn't dressed like Andre the Giant. (laughing) - 20! - 20s. (laughing) - Kid. - The fucking motocross area. - Yo. - Chick's ain't never had no clothes. - A closet. - A arm wash. (laughing) - It's the bunch of jumpsuits. (laughing) - Jumpsuits. - Jumpsuits, y'all. - You know what I mean? - I mean, it's time for bitches, y'all. - Jumpsuits and wigs. - A b*tch. (laughing) - My bitchin' just started in New Zealand. - She's done properly. - Bitches got the bed lifted up. - You were a kid. - Smyre, the box train's on a floor. - That's the time, baby. - Nah, for real. - Boxwing on the floor, loose head boy. - You bitches just got a good lotion. (laughing) - Head boy just leanin' on him. - Yeah. - I'm gonna put the head boy back on him. - Oh, the tail boy. Bitch, come over smellin' like all that Razak. - Girl, get over here. - That's that good lotion. - What? - Razak. - Come on, spin it up. - The fuck is Razak. - They know what time it is. - Love spell is around Razak. - Oh, love spell. - Love spell. - Go and go with that Razak, girl. - Amber Romance. - All right, and now it's time for. You could tell, Niggas ain't fuck nobody with class. - Hey, I'm just like bottled a bear on the floor. - That's where we the niggas do. 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- I just don't trust my Andy, I just don't trust my Andy. But listen man, I ain't playing this ticket. So, okay, let it take it to play. Listen, if you got some money to spare out there, if you get some ancillary income, go ahead and do yourself a favor and lose some of that to prize picks. Now, if you download the app right this very second and use promo code JBP, you get $150 instantly when you win your first $5 lineup, only on prize picks. America's number one sports picks app. Now, I wanna talk to the audience members out there who are going through what I'm going through in real life. My fantasy team is a bag of trash. - Oh my thoughts. - Can't really, absolutely horrible. And I don't mean an R-league. May my money leak couldn't have been worse. Couldn't be worse. I got right, she writes that she's looked like they'll never throw the ball again. I got pickens in the third round who he got PMS too much for me, I ain't gonna lie. I like a receipt. I like a St. Brown type receipt. Somebody's gonna go out there and receive pickens too much to have to draw. - Too many big drops. - I got B. John Lamarjacks. I got coast and lovelin who got me zero points, even though the fucking beers put up 70. Speaking of the beers, I do feel like I owe Caleb Williams in apology. I actually feel like a lot of people in America owe Caleb Williams in apology. - He was a school crazy last year. - Who was he going to? - Yeah, but yeah, yeah, but how we treated him in year one. - Oh, okay. - But how me, America, commanders fans and ESPN analysts treated Caleb Williams in year one, when they traded all those picks and it looked like Jalen Daniels was the guy, I ain't gonna lie. I went too crazy. I did. Me personally, I went too crazy. He looks amazing. The beers look amazing. Can't believe the Lions would have been Johnson. You get away. He looks spectacular. He looks like the quarterback that you want to have if you're projecting for the next five or so years. Like, stupid me. Ago my face, my bad, my bad. Daniels looks like him too though. Please. - If you can stay healthy. - I don't need you. - He'd be hoping. - You not rolling with Daniels? - You don't look like him at all to me. He look like he going through the C.J. Strauss. You to me. - Oh, I have. - I mean, we'll see. - We'll see. - Yeah, we'll see. - I think the NFL just a little. - I had him learn. - I had him one of my fantasies and it's rookie year. And he took me to the end. - Cute. - It ain't looked nothing like that no time. - Well, he missed all last year. - He missed all last year. - Well, he won't get away from his mom neither and get to the practice facility. If you're just a mama's boy, don't tell him. - You can see a little ginger like, once you get hurt like that, that should be mentally in your brain. Like, he won't take all that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, when you 120 pounds, that should mentally be in your brain. You should eat some. Eat some pasta. Eat some. - Yeah, he's some chicken. Put some meat on your bones. - If you want to be like a runaround scramble in quarterback, yeah. - But anyway, Caleb, my bad, that one is on me. - That one is on me. - That's the last year in the playoffs. - He's tough. - It was somebody else I owed an apology too, but I didn't bother right in my topic list, 'cause that's all the accountability you get. What could I possibly owe it should be owed before? What could I possibly owe you to? You got that head. - Hey. - Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. - That's the clip along with you, y'all. - Wait a minute. - Where are you? - No, no, no, that was hell we were talking about. - Really? - From a girl. - But you know where you at? - Yeah. - From a girl. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But what is this? - What is this, y'all? - But what is this bro, guys? It's gonna mature. - No, we're not doing that. - It's you. - No, no, no. - Now they enjoyed our mature, podcast, last cast, last cast. - Last cast! When you read these Dinkers Day rights on that dirt sheet, that was mature. - Oh yeah, these Dinkers Day rights. - On the dirt topic, when y'all clap, for him coming out, that was mature, that was what I'm saying, the topic and the discussing of - It's like a camera. - Was mature. - Yeah, from stuff to podcast that you can look at another man and say, man, you got that head, man. - Yeah, that head. - You can't do that. - I don't know what podcast. - What else do you want from it? - You want to apologize to you too? (laughing) - The nicks have announced that-- - They're all apology. - They apologized, maybe. The nicks have announced that they made a mistake when announcing their opening night prices. - Made a mistake. - They made a mistake, a booboo. - A whoopsie. - And they've corrected the mistake. So, some of the tickets and regular ad seats were going for over $1,000 for anybody that did purchase those seats. You will be refunded the remaining money and they're going to adjust the prices. - So, let's see the adjustment look like. - They said their prices were as high as 400% more. And now they've modified it to basically a flat of 12% increase. That's significant. - That's correct. - Good for them. - No, we're as free. Me, you and me both. - I'll be in my living room, too late. You blew it. And I knew y'all was going to do that. I knew they was going to accept it. I knew they was going to do it when we wanted to chip. Once we won, the already expensive gold-- - It's not going to, it's not going to come out of the chip. - And a lot of it's corporate. So, they won't even really be thinking about the individual that's buying the seats. A lot of shit is just corporate money spent. - Corporate greed. - Corporate money and they want to give the tickets to who they want to give it to. The niggas that's going to be in the private jet with dough and all of it, they're not even really available to be purchased. So, y'all have added, I will be home eating in front of a 100-inch screen television with dimly lit lights and probably a candle. - That sounds fine. - I'm going to the sixes opener. I'm sorry, I'm going to the sixes opener. I'm going to try and see Wimby and I sold the rest of the season. - Dave. - Dave. - It's too much money. - Gotcha. - And this, yeah, and the thing is, I'm not even making profit on it. I'm selling that face value. - That's silly. - Well, yeah, you bugger. - Well, no, I mean, this isn't an active maturity. It's that the tickets were sold before LeBron, signed. - Ah, okay. - So, I could go back signed with the sixes or signed with Polymarket. (laughs) - Keep playing with me. - I have a lot of low speed dials. He's looking at Brunson. - Yeah. - Pablo has already DM me, shout out to Pablo. Absolutely love what you have been doing. He already DM me to say, hey, I heard that podcast, y'all were talking about. You'll be pleased to know y'all got that wrong that was from an old interview. I am not investigating the Knicks or Jalen Brunson. - Okay. - I have that. - Well, he can, he can, he can. - He's starting. - If you need to see it. - He should start. - If you need to see it, I'll have that here. - I trust you. - I also have Jalen Brown's boxing debut in Nigeria. - I saw that. - You need to see that. - He did good. - Jalen Brown is boxing in Nigeria a month before the season starts, sixers fans. How do you guys feel about it? - Just get a shake, shake it on that head. - Boxing is a great workout. - This shit is about to be a debacle. And remember that man, it said it. Seriously. That's why this podcast is good. It's, it's, it's, things are documented for the record. It's strictly for the record. We never get back to the record, but it is for the record. - They get back for us. - We go to that rewind. - Yes, they do. - They get back, we're going to fit the games this year. - Okay. - Y'all said under. - We got it. - We're going to see. - I think they'll get 50. - I said, I said, did that core group ain't going to play more than 30 games together? - I think it also may be true. - And if I'm looking at it that way. - That's true. - I think both things can be true. - I think they both true. - Yeah, back up. - Yeah, back up center just got hurt. (laughs) - We be all right. - It's a different time than they be. - Center, the center's obsolete. - We're so fun. - So is hell. - So is hell. - Hey, congrats, Nix. Hey, I'm all for a good scam. Y'all tried to get it off. Didn't work. I'll be home nigga. - Fuck, they told me. I don't care what they just said. - You're not going to miss it. - They are crazy. - I'm fucking with them tickets. - They are crazy. - That's how I know what I missed. - That's how I know what the mistake. 'Cause they told me the prices months ago. (laughs) - Right. - They told me the prices months ago. And I was like, wait, excuse me? Nah. No, thank you. - It was insulting. Like, I added to a price like, what? - They certainly didn't care about pump it up, even though they played every night. (laughs) I don't like to go many places where they don't consider pump it up at all. Like, the guy at your door made that song. (laughs) You gotta get 'em in there. Come on now. Come on now. - What shit in there? - Let 'em in there. It's my shit. - I don't make enough for the front row. - Huh? - Nah, that's fine. - No, that's fine by me. - That's what I told you to get the front row. - No way I got the front row out. (laughs) - Home. - Right, eat up. - Right on my couch. - Yeah. - Right on my back from closest house. - Oh hell yeah. Listen, surround sound. (laughs) Sound like you indicate. Go ahead, toe. Look at the crowd. (laughs) The crowd coming from the ceiling. - Here, Fadjo from here. (laughs) - Fadjo, toe. No, you gotta pay for the game. - They could do you pay for the game? - It was what I almost said. - What you did. - Has that what you said, though? - But you did. - No, he said, though. - He thought it was strong. - What happened? - He said it when he left. - Yeah. - He said it in his head. He didn't spit it out. - Lawson, what? Larry Chaites? - You know, they could quit when Fadjo come up here? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no. - He didn't say, who's that? (laughs) - Look, he looked cheerly. - Right, that's it. Yeah, he knew they did. - He did it. - He did it. - I was the one who said, "I'm sorry, everybody." - Yeah, that's all I told you. - What are we most passionate about now? - Well, what I'm most passionate about, it's a small thing. But it's a big thing. Neil Long just got a star on the walk of Fadjo. (audience applauds) - Congratulations, what a great small time. - Well deserved, well deserved, one of the co-founders. - Now, I just wanna see, I'm never snitching. Somebody up here expressed, we're not going to, somebody expressed hesitation or mental reservation about the legitimacy of this choice. Does anybody wanna speak up now while the camera's on? - That's why Mark is wanting to go to him.
Never gonna happen and if not, they can stand down. I'll just do everybody. Yeah, I'll pussy You know, pussy is crazy. Okay, I'm sorry. Nealong deserves it Legend in the game It's such a good debate though. I'm about to just Google just to see if my man hit my man had a point or woman Could be anybody. You're right. No, I say it nigga. Let me see Let me see what Neil Long did shit She's done a lot. She's done enough. She's gonna mention in a thousand billion rap songs. That's enough That's enough. There's nothing Neil Long is if there's one symbol of 90's fine. It's her It's hard to be still looking at so we giving our stars on 90's fire Yeah, she's iconic. You say thing for pamper. It wasn't me. So there you all stop attacking me. Listen to just seeing Oh, no, come on boys in the hood 91 Friday 95 love generals 97 Zobu 97 best man 99 big mama's house 2000 are what he had 2005 Michael 2026 and then that's then More of course, but we're talking about when she came up we could go down that she came up. It was a hard for Friends is like I'm sorry Mona fresh prince is like you giving a fucking R.E. Spears. What did you give him? Um the Jeremy Guire Stop it. Yo, stop it. Don't do that again. Yeah, don't do that no more No, I'm just saying she's up. I'm just saying everything we value in the 90's and 2000 she was there In the 90's for black women so to be consistent like that in the 90's. That's the thing That's the thing to do that in the 90's back the back the back the night everything I value right now She represents 26 what are y'all though? Oh, yeah, I just think she earned it. I don't know. She should have been But that's that's that's her filmography. Don't that was it. Did you know she got more? I was asking I mean to me what makes this old dope is first of all one of the most important scenes in boys in hood She's there Right, not just she's in it, but she's in one of most important scenes when he's when he's singing When he's swinging. Yeah, when he's swinging in the air he comes to her house. Yeah, Debo Friday boys in the hood. He said what you What do you think about it? What do you say? And then love Jones is started a whole genre of films Also need to mostly was it is there a thing that you have to have to get a story y'all is there a certain like amount of movies It's like a equivalent. Yeah, I don't know why she wouldn't deserve a start I would be my complaint that she didn't get it a while ago. She should have been had it. It's like Mark are you willing to name anyone who made it that would be a little questionable last time I came on air named somebody I thought was a little questionable. It was who was it? Oh, I ain't you nigga. I'm not you. I'm the I say what I mean to mean with us. I'm not you Well, I was trying to back for something when you was gonna. Yes, you know, I want to get to Israel. You want to get to kick a bummer? But yeah, no, um, near-long deserves it. Um, she's a legend. I love near-long and always have always will It's hard to hit on near-long She got it, so you get you get hit on near-long. I ain't They're whispering she said she's been. Oh, she said she's bow leg it now. We're talking about people. You know, I thought I had a moment with her one time That's for the ability. Oh, it's strength. I'm from the hood. I didn't know men like women as boleg. Hold on. You're the worst part Whatever y'all talking about Table that one. Whatever y'all whispering about say that shit for the kitchen when y'all both go in here Why would you say I'm checking fine. I thought we had a moment one time. What you thought you had a moment with who? Near-long. I believe you introduced that one of the award shows. No, she was on my couch like at the I'm gonna say that again. We were I was if you were on a couch on my show. Was that her pose? The microphone we need to you. We were I was in a few And at the end Because we said next to each other. Oh, it's great. She Was kind of moving over a little bit and I was trying to read the goodbye and she leaned in and she's like oh, I'm all in your shot So I was like, well, let's do it together. So I was like, let's do it together. So I put my arm around her and Said like let's read this together. So we read it together and then it was like goodbye. I was all like five seconds and then I Was it oh, it's time It's time. What? I was like she was like thank you goodbye. Give me a soon as the camera soon as the scene was over. No, it's not just that she was out It's like she turned into a different species of person. No, she peaked. Yeah. Oh, she started. She's like like oh, this little thing you got a shot. Yo, check it out She I mean her handshake got stiff. She's super sweet. I love her to death, but she just made it very clear That I was not that only did I not have a shot, but that either idea that I had a shot Oh, she was a real life you thought you had a shot. Why would you? Oh, I'm happy. Uh-huh, which is like smart niggas, bro No, it don't women like not no pain. I mean, I was lit up. I know we not really ask What I'm saying is that listen to me for a minute, though, but listen to me for a minute. Well, listen to me for a minute, though Women like that mark have a gift That you just happen to be the victim of that day. They do have a gift of Making someone char feel charisma like they had a shot. Yeah, so I don't doubt that you felt that way and I don't doubt that When the camera's on she did I believe everything in your story except for the part about you having a shot. Oh, yeah I don't you didn't have a shot. I realized that But this guy I carried away now, but I'm not gonna leave you on it. I Didn't draft LeBron, but I got cold. So let's not be clear like I've been in that zone. I've been in that name I've been in the name of the fuck. He has a real work in the past. That's what I'm saying I thought he was talking about his wife. Nice. I'm a wife I'm not Not talking about why I'm saying we were talking about Someone of that of that world and that statue. I'm just saying in the past and like many moves. I thought a Hollywood star In my back slide days. Yeah, I Been in that pool You don't want them free. He got it. It is you don't with your tea. Nope. Hey, Mark. It's free. It's free filled Go ahead, come on, Joseph No, it was free. Oh freeze to the homie night. Oh, uh, I forget the early part of the show. You know, I mean nothing bro This is like one of those things where every neighborhood has a Martin Luther King drive Right, so you may be a mistake in that with a different You haven't you never been in that you never been you never been there more. Okay, Mark you never been You know what you know what I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm telling you to you're right But that's the problem now you don't have to even try to prove that to me for it's ice and ish I'm we don't believe that for a second I believe you mark but now But now if you want to name a name that will bleep out and set us straight Y'all don't y'all don't want that and I don't want that we could believe it out and you could set us straight It should stop shaking his little toe Me you can't have to hold there after you the one that said you're all right That was after he scoffed at the very idea of it was a scoffing that made me do that, but it's And you scoffed you scoffed, no, I say this Over here, I got here, but in the near-long class that mark Your niggas beat y'all be putting y'all working You got a problem You know what baby y'all had a point earlier Listen you're all the right, but because you know what's unfair and that shouldn't be in my discretion Like I shouldn't be the person to say hey, they told me a and they told me be being so bad
Y'all are right, y'all are right about that. My bad. Now I understand why we don't talk or hang out. - Have you ever done that and somebody at home really flips the fuck out about what you said? - I'm sure it's happened before. - I'm talking about that you know, 'cause they are at your door, they're calling your phone or what the fuck do you do or? - My door. - No, no, no. - My door. - 'Cause you told me all your family listens. And you tell family story. You don't go fuck, you tell, you tell Uncle Bobo's story. - My cousin, the way it just cursed me out over some shit I said, I can't say it again. I gave him my word. (laughing) The funny shit is, Joe will come in here and say, "Yo, my cousin, a lover told me don't say this." - But some of this shit is too funny. - But this is why I didn't. - Some shit is too funny to stay in the ball. - And that's why you can't let you know. That's what we saying. That right there is why we can't let you know. - But if it's for real, I hold it down. - No you won't. - I hold it down. No, trust me one time. Trust me one time, for real try it. Come on, we're good boys, we got it. - Yeah Mark, in the ballpark of me along. - Yes, it's like this. - In my back slide days, I guess, many moons ago decades ago. - How many numbers, if me along is a 10, then where you was at was a what? - They had the same neighborhood. - Eight, nine. - A 10? - Easy. - And you left her, huh? You left her? - So what else we got on the table? - You cut that off, right? - You ain't deserved your brains. - Yeah, you ain't gonna keep getting this intelligence. - You know what, you know what, actually what? - Shane thought back enough. (laughing) - You only read three this one. - Oh my god. - You don't know. - You left her. - Shane read enough for him. - There's so much in it. - Yeah. - Yes, yes, yes, don't do this. - You too. - It must be hard. (laughing) - You know, if they're making a crowd, you know what I mean, you know what I mean? - I know that. - That's the body you got. - I don't know you got. - I know you know what I mean. - You don't see them. - But. (laughing) - Yeah, you better mute it, you know what? - No, he didn't, that's my man. I know some of his bodies. - Mute up and when he was saying. - We don't talk much about his bodies, all right? So, no, we just have been for 50 years. - I know what you're saying. (laughing) - Let's move on. - That was too late. - You like that, right? - My YouTube is outta here, buddy. - Don't you hate when they- - Oh. - Sometimes they center me, yeah. - I think it should be great for the clips. (laughing) - No, I just wanted to keep I have a good show. (laughing) - Yeah, that's what sucks sometimes. When you're trying to have a good show, so you dance on the ledge and some shit that, my linger at home. - Oh my God, that's all you think about for the last two minutes. (laughing) - Listen, come on, let's talk about something else. Let's talk about something else. Y'all wanna talk about some murder deaths kill, shoot, destroy, shit. - I do. - Or y'all wanna talk about. - Good. - Right. - Well, of course, we all know about the tragic, unfortunate death of the rapper 250 prayers to his family, fans, and all the same. His mother has been viral on Facebook, making a post. On her post, she was just basically saying that, 'cause I guess it was rumors in Chicago about her having been, about them having to go find me for him, it already went viral about the jeweler. I think a lot of that was important to that too, because she takes his jewelry to go get clean. He posts that getting the blood. - That was ridiculous. - That was crazy. - That was the nasty shit I was seeing. - Yeah, and they apologize, and I was like, - It's no apology, yeah. - It's no apology, yeah. - In those situations, I don't know what you do say or how do you fix that, but like. - You can't. - Yeah. - Your dog, as an adult, somebody just lost their child. You posted jewelry with the blood and the cook on it to go viral? - Mm-hmm. - And what she did? - She did. That is disgusting, my nigga. We do anything nowadays for clicks. That shit is crazy to me. - It is. - Oh. - It's no apology. - But I think it was rumors where they're from about them having to go find me. So she took the Facebook to basically explain that there is no go find me. He comes from money. He got great grade. She did her, she did a good job with them. She put the bed rumors. I guess it was rumors going around. He wasn't from Chicago, he was from Indiana. She spoke on that, talked about what blocks they're from. But she definitely made it clear that she changed for her children. And his death is gonna make her regress back to what she is. She said that. She understands the trolls because her son troll people. But she's on that, like she's outside. And it's crazy because there's a video going around with a woman hanging out of a pickup truck. Like she messed them out of the gas station. So I thought it was a, I mean Joe talked about it and they said it's just from an old case. Like it really is a real video. Either way, it's not her. But with the Facebook post, she's on that. You know, she's, I mean, plain and like her words, somebody my mom won't cry too. Like I'm not gonna be the only mom upset. That's my baby. I miss my baby came from my belly and it's up. What I saw for the most part is most people reactions was like he never had a chance with a mom like this. You know, the first thing I think of is like, to think that you raised him away from that and your mentality goes there, you know what I mean? I don't think that the mom that can live us or like style gang bang and then knows to not raise her son in that kind of environment. I don't think she talks like that when he passes. - Grief is a motherfucker. - I don't know. I agree for my father too, but I believed her. That's what I'm saying. I believed that she wanted that. She might have really been that. And that could set something off. That's the thing in here, man. You think so, you know what I mean? - Absolutely, absolutely. I have mixed feelings about this, right? On the one hand, obviously I'm like, there's a cycle of death and violence and destruction that's happening in our communities and hearing that response doesn't make me feel comforted at all. Right, we got to do better, we got to know better. I've also never lost a child. I've also never had my child murdered. I don't know how I would respond. And if that's already in my DNA and I worked 20 years to suppress it, I don't know what happens when-- - Right, it's not. - I can imagine anything happening. That's not to excuse the behavior. But I don't want to assume that she's not who she says she is. Not in the street shit, but in terms of like, the person who tried to change. I think she could have been all those things. And I think there's a societal habit. They call it mother blame, you know. It's easy when something bad happens to be like, "Look at the mama, now you see how this happens." We say that all the time. There needs to be some dad talk, there needs to be some community talk, there needs to be some self responsibility talk. There's a lot of things that need to happen at the same time. This whole situation is tragic, but I'm trying to lend some grace and empathy to this mom because again, bearing your child is unimaginable. And I just, so I just lean into a grace on her for right now. - Yeah, I think it's unfair for the people in the comments to be like, "Yo, what a mom like that?" He ain't have a shot because she clearly states that I changed my life for my son. Well, for my children, pardon me. And I know, I mean, a bunch of us up here, no niggas that was them niggas back in the day. And if you stepped on a toe, you could have had something happen to you and they had a whole different man today. And you might see that man in the gym or you might see that man in Wawaw McDonald's and think he's sweet. Not knowing that nigger has killed more niggas than cancer. You see what I'm saying? And niggas will modify who they are, especially a lot of niggas that made enough money to move out of those environments. They still was them niggas back in the day. And it's the trigger still there. They just modify who they are. So I just don't think it's fear to blame the woman. Again, Doug, I got shot point blank range before. And I came from a good family. So my mother wouldn't have been the blame for anything that might have happened to me. It's a false parallel. It's not. It is. It's not. But why is it? Why is it? I do the worst. Respect for what you got shot standing somewhere. I got shot at three o'clock in the morning being somewhere I ain't have no business being. Granted. But you were just standing somewhere. OK. You went to gas station? No. No. And I'm not about to sit here. Yeah, we can. And do that for it. It's there. Whatever he did, it is public record in songs on video. It is a whole, totally different case. What I'm saying is to blame his parents for whatever decisions that they made as a grownup sometimes whom it's sometimes I was 20. It's a time he was 22. What I'm saying is sometimes unfair to the parent. That's stuff. People are who they are at home. And then a lot of times people be doing shit in the streets that they parents are totally unaware of. What if their parents can't control after some time? I want to be clear. I agree with what you're saying if we're having a general conversation. Parents are not responsible for every wrong turn that a kid makes. Sometimes you can do your best as a parent and the kid tilts turn. And that's what I'm saying. But he's asking a general conversation. That's not this. We're speaking about this. Right. And in this, yeah, I'm blaming them all. I'm blaming the parent. Tell me what? Tell you why? Yeah. You why you blame the parent? Yeah. Besides the obvious reason. Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I might be disagree with that. I just want to understand what you're saying. Yeah. What's the obvious reason? Okay. I guess what man is. How do you know that this isn't an example of the general and the kid just did this other thing? Because of her response. That's me. And you don't think that it's possible that she really did suppress all, like, this is-- Stop it, you know. I had to do that, apologies. Shit on you all. I'm not a part of it. I'm asking. No, I'm not rolling with it. How you handle, how you handle the death of your child. You're not responsible for-- I mean, you can't be trying about agrees. Or grieving looks different. Her, I read it.
Yeah, it looks like remnant, it looks like remnants of an ideology. It looks like it looks like something being passed down to the lineage. That's what it looks like and sounds like and we too street smart of niggas to read some shit like that and see certain shit. If you're running around here and you were serial killer for the last 15 years, yeah, I'm putting that on your parents. I'm putting that on how you were raised. Yeah, if you have your parents in your life, can I say something? I was almost surprised at your reaction because I do understand grief and with that, I could see, right? It's like, you grieve, agree with mine, right? But people that I know that make those real efforts to change in those situations, you can't get that response after their kid dies. Because that's the thing is like, the work ain't done yet. I could still be in a work in progress, go for it. Okay, go ahead. I don't want to control, I'm sorry. The work that it takes to undo that game and tell you that killer street shit. It's something that's mostly, I see people do it with God with a higher creator. It's a hope in the faith that you have to break a lot of that. That doesn't break when things happen. Even if the thing is that bad of your son being murdered, especially when you have a son that's an active gang beef, where they're trolling, where they're from, right? This is how it goes. Nobody here see him die and was surprised. My first introduction to Q 50 was him with that boy's daughter. And the first thing I said was they're going to smoke him for that. It's not too many men. And I don't know if everybody know what I'm talking about. I know you're talking about. It's not too many men where you can do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. Put your head in your watch on her. Call it my kid in 10 interviews and post that online and I'm gonna let that shit live. Not in 2026 when everything is going to internet. I'm agree. We grew up and was introduced to internet as a delus. These niggas grew up doing that. They don't know life outside of the internet. Exactly. A change woman, a person that changed enough, she ain't dropping. Because in that same Facebook post, she's saying on the block stay from and the first thing you do is you get them motherfuckers up out of that shit. You cannot raise them around there. You still repping the blocks today. 27 years later. That's what I'm saying about my mom is saying right. He lost his life unfortunate. We praying for that. For sure. We praying for that family. Agreed. A lot of times in the hood, it takes somebody son to die. Then we hear a parent start saying all that they wish they could have would have and should have did. Well, in this instance, there was nine million points for you to do that. That little Jeff shoot out the fucking this shoot out, that shoot out, this shoot out, I've watched everybody died. They all watched it. They all watched it. 20 shootouts on YouTube, if it were me, which it wouldn't be, because that's not my life. At any one of them points, somebody that if it wasn't my mom, any family member is calling with that last resort call, as if I was about to die. Like, when your kid is about to die, I've seen parents go through different types of measures. So now that I'm hearing from her now, I'm hearing from her now, and I'm reading what she's saying now, cool now, what happened to other times? Well, how we don't, how we know that happened the other time. And me and Jordan, I've seen the exact same thing, I just don't agree, I just because let me get it, let me get it clear. She against the, and the part of me still has to fight that street mentality and she say that. And the first thing I said, yeah, fuck that slide for your son. That's how I think. And then I have to think further. I just think that message, it don't really, that's just not a person that lived a change. The people that I've seen in the ghetto, the ones that, like you said, you know, niggas that kills many niggas against her, the people that I've seen change like that. They don't flip when they brother die, because they are, they're brothers going to die. It's a part of what you want. That's not true. I have, that's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. No, it's not true. I can't speak to this woman, but I do know what happens. So, it's shocked me a bit. And again, it's not true. It's the post too. It's the post too. It's the post too. I don't think, you talk about the parent. She's not talking about the 22 year old. She's saying somebody that has given up street life. She's saying the lady said, basically, I modified my life. I gave up the street life. And now something triggers me. And she's saying that don't happen when they get triggered and go back to pick up the gun. And I'm saying, sometimes I do. Sometimes I do. She's not her only child. That's dope. That's dope. Because if that's the case, if that's the case, and that's the last thing, so could it have been her brother? So, if her brother got killed, that would have been enough. I wouldn't be talking about it. Sometimes people make irrational decisions with it. Sometimes I trigger it for a reason. I get this sometimes. I get this, but I'm talking about what I've seen with my eyes. When I've seen people putting real work and change the way they think, the way they pray, what they do, where they live, to get about the environments, something like that doesn't take them back to murder. So, you say that? No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. That trigger is different for everybody. Exactly. So, for her, it could be my son getting killed is what's this. I snapped. Your son almost got killed for the last- Right over and over and over. You're not getting killed. That's funny on this podcast. Yeah, that's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny on this podcast. And I hear you I think about it all the time with every one of these stupid little fucking hip hop stories to come up My first thought is where's mom? Where's dad? Where's the uncle? Where's the cousin? Where's somebody? Where's grandma had his somebody to look? I don't know. I'm not gonna talk before I'm just gonna hear that. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about my own experiences my first child I can't home now. I must pregnant with my first child. I Remember every decision I was a real street bitch when I had my daughter was my cell. I used to talk to my daughter in the cell all night That's what I did. I remember when I came when I came home. I did not change my life I was a criminal. I had to take care of this fucking baby. I was scared to death But I remember every decision I made around her where I took her at where I raised her at That's that's where Delaware came from. I got to get her out of here We can't live nowhere near the trenches. I wanted a certain type of kid I wanted her to have a certain kind of experience and I was a real street bitch I tried my hardest to separate it from her talk to her as a teenager. She knows plenty about what I did But she didn't live amongst it. We didn't live in the trenches. She didn't I never took her out when I was doing certain shit A lot of what she experiences was she heard me talk about she didn't see much and even still Half of what I've lost to what is still my fucking fault. Cuz I could have got a job and I bring up Into that. I mean, I just an example. I think I was saying something different. I'm not saying to mom doesn't bear responsibility I was I was disputing the idea that she can't snap that yeah That she hadn't made some profound changes Of course parents should be if you have a 20-year-old who's in the streets as long as he'd been in the streets and doing that kind of shit There's some parent But it seemed like y'all would dispute an idea that she could have really made a change and just reverted back to who she was You know the systems that we that we deal with again parents mom is working two three jobs no dad in the house So you could move your kids somewhere try to do better bottom But you got to also keep a roof over their head and food and the funny I'm only speaking to a parent being there, but not in the household because they're trying to work dad's ain't in the picture for a lot of These kids, so where do they I said this on the last part. I had a cousin that literally told me to shit the only place I found love was the gang Yeah, so that ain't got that's not mom's fault mom is trying to make it so we could survive She doing the fuck she can do and he's figuring it out and it ended up in some shit Dog I said I said arson grew up in the same house Yes, we got they got the same mother right we do so what I'm saying is sometimes one is a street nigga tough So ice turned out the way I says or ice is path was ice is path arsonals path with arsonals path Pardon me thank God arson's on a way better path than he once was at one point in his life Thank God, but you can't look at arsonals and say whatever arsonal might have done in His adult life is as a result of his mom or his mom bears the blunt of that when the same exact household This dude grew up in and made different decisions as they as they both matureed so sometimes
It's unfair now. Sometimes it is definitely warranted. I'm not disagreeing with that But ice is my man ice mom love ice mom ice mom ice mom Praise both of these boys and they just took consciously and deliberate different paths as they mature to be a daughter Also, my my kids never seen me data street nigga once I made a child I never did a drug dealer again. I never dated a scammer every nigga that dated I dealt with had a fucking job in his shorts Then they got dated upgraded us that first hurt my child stepfather is who's still in her life I'm not with it's a great person. Never been a jail. I'm just saying you make certain decisions when you really want I'm out that shit. That's my experience But you also have to understand that at a certain point Usually that early teenage time when that child starts to find themselves Yeah, you're right. They are going to make their own decisions Yeah, for sure. They're going to you because you can prep them. You can move them wherever the fuck you want You could do whatever you you could shelter them from the world as much as you can I just don't think you there are going to get out We don't know my for you that little Jeff mean that's what I'm saying about this Niggas was different the first thing that I see with low Jeff he caught my attention because I've never seen no kid that young be that Open doing oh shit Yeah, nigga went to the cemetery and said yo that first row is mine Like I'm not having the nature verse nurture conversation with you and I agree with you in a General conversation. I'm but I'm not having it. I'm talking about niggas. This guy Assume to be serial killers What your niggas keep guys in it under fucking something about shit. That's what the fuck it is What's the number what they passed? Negative said he had eight heads. Oh, I think it said he had eleven eight heads. Honestly the dictionary version of cereal It's more the site. It's more of a cycle. It's more the house. Yeah, it's not just it's not having a number of bodies No, it's not you just killed a bunch of niggas. No you niggas is running around shooting and killing everybody It's all right where I come from you carry your last name wherever you go and whether your parents had a hand in the night You are at a direct representation by what you say do and and and you are a reflection of your parents are a person who will Fillet willfully kills two or more victims in separate events over a period of time. That's silly. We're the cooling off period. Yes We don't work on your comedic timing, but yeah, I'm not talking about rappers I'm not talking about rappers like with respect to ours. My man shout out to ours. Our is rapper. I'm talking about serial killers That's what I'm talking about I think some of that shit is some of that shit and you And again, well guess what the second that is start to leak online and again, I'm you know, let me again. I'm privileged I come from two parents People don't need to point out my privilege to me. I got that part But in that privilege If I do something that make it online to the internet or anywhere in public view or to my mom friends How so to my mom? My mom was people's block if I do anything Something was happening. You know, you have a you know god forbid I cut on a camera and say hey you the next five months of my life I'm dedicating to killing you and your friends The fuck out here. I'm not no no enough now on this bar. I'm just asking a question. You are another sin here Get it we don't live like that. We don't relate to it. I'm sick of all our recovery. We come from that We don't do you know any parents to have a child and blood. Yo, I can't do none with them I've seen people that say why can't that be this is what I'm trying to say he could be doing all of that shit and it be him I don't believe that I don't believe that it wasn't I can't believe it. I don't believe it. I know I know I seen it When you come back in the general and I know a lot of y'all like this, but I'm saying I've seen you come from it Lifestyle it be a little proud of it. Some of these moms they played a nigga song in the back when he this and all Niggas he killed they got the song wound in the car on the vacation. It's like it's levels to that shit. Did you see her doing that even with no? I'm only saying that that's why I said some of these Moms, I didn't say Speak in general now you speak in general. Can we speak general or not? I'm not speaking general because I'm talking about I'm talking about the gang banger moms who do music who kids do music. I've seen grown-ass bitches I'm women the same women as at the funeral crying doing interviews at their when the songs was hot They was rapping them shits. It's levels to that shit. I'm not supporting you. I'm not going to your show nothing You can even rap that shit if I'm not with that right? It's a little bit of pride you when you If she ever against it, she a little proud that that they got hits like that. Isn't that same thing? She says she says your brother My brother did it so was yours bitch ass nigga like she won that. Yeah, now ain't the time To kick the knowledge I'm gonna hell of a kiss the knowledge that you know what's funny about you This was hey, but this was funny. I do have experience with with the mother that You a your kid is a menace and you can't do nothing about it What's funny about what you saying to me frees is That parent will try to get their kid in jail locked up a parent a parent ain't just sitting idly knowing that they can Got a time a clock on when they about to die. I don't I've never seen that I've never seen it Personally, they're saying those some of my red single. I have seen it with my own two eyes Four back then because I was wearing glasses. Well, Joseph Anthony budding junior is putting some of that on the parents Sorry, if your kid is a serial killer fun. In fact serial killer used to be three or more bodies But they love the FBI lowered the definition And some of the people we're calling serial killers might be spree killers Serial killers have this the emotional cooling off period, but if you go around killing people with no emotional cooling off period you're a spree killer You're welcome. You think I know a month grow on If you any of those types of killers, I'm blaming spree Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry sorry parents hate to see your agreement hate that this happens to them I don't want to see no black man. I don't give fuck with you I would have much rather watch they get old and change you know what I mean, but it's like that's not what happened to him and It's not what look like was gonna happen to him I thought he was going and you know what else to me because when you watch that surveillance I think some of them be ready to go cuz it's like he don't look like I don't think these niggas be ready to go I just think they have no Fear of it's not like all right. I'm ready. I'm not it's just I have no fear of it Right-passing he watches some walk he knows what's about to happen. Oh, you know He pulled the car Solid I'm done. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I think my world. I am absolutely I'm only a circle in GTA Listen, I think that's a spree Yeah And then the nigga nigga put on the black screen on Instagram yo, y'all are who down to bang out on 79th Huh? No, that's no, that's not that's not hey. I don't I don't have a fear of dying I don't have a fear of dying my faith is in the high power whenever he take me he take me they don't value life I got a fear that's what they don't value their life. No, they they're ready ready to go They don't value your shit bro. Yo, they meet me on 79th and let's have let's have a shoot out That was a rap lyric that I couldn't even believe was a rap lyric one time damn. What's wrong with that? I got a brain freeze Let's meet up and have a shoot out Get a dying Meet me for a shoot out. I'm not I don't have no value in this life. We know life my life. I'll life. Let's go You know goals remember we meet up at 12 o'clock and you will walk a couple steps and turn around What we oh, yeah, we got dogs me nothing one city to have a spray out. There we go. I knew I wouldn't buggy war room South P anyway moving on moving on the people that move on the people to have a heart. There we go There we go moving on the people to have a heart much better It's actually time for a new segment or old segment What's my wife won't move the mic like that that it just was up and your neck ain't that long. You don't go to the Sun and Creek Just let's just That's my other problem with your nigs. Let's get an iPhone duo What got used to hands. Look at all. Yes, you do that phone is not cool one here I got it. It's not a one-hand phone and you Close I'm saying it's closed. It's not a one-hand phone. Yeah, five inches. I'm saying it's not a one-hand bone close Wait, you you hold five inches one hand don't you? You don't need know I hope he's in a real academic What are you talking about what's the thing? I can't go ahead. You don't say that when they jump on your dick
You don't say that when the room jump on your dick. - I don't feel like that happens. - That's why I bet you fucking don't feel like that. - I know you don't. - I mean, I could be wrong. - It's hard to see. - I could be wrong. - Oh no, it's hard to see. - It's not funny. - So who has a heart here? (laughs) - Yo, can I show off for something's racist? - Yeah, sure. - Okay, I said, look at the group chat. - I've seen it. - This is a new ad from Converse that has people very, very upset. - Oh. - What the fuck? - So it's supposed to be a woman we supposed to know who she is, I just can't think of her name right now. In a skirt, holding a pair of Converse. If you look closely, that is what it is. - From afar, it doesn't look like that at all. - It don't look like that at all. - It don't look like that. - But to the internet. - It looks like a clan uniform. And it's like dangling from a tree in their Converse. And when you look at the reflection in the light and all this stuff. So in this week's episode of, is this actually racist? - Yo, internet, come on, y'all. - What y'all think? - Come on, internet. And this is real. - This is a real ad. - It's on the Converse page. - She called me back for the target boy cause. Some of the black shit I'm down with, this is not, this is not, this is a reach, I think so. But I mean, I don't wanna be inconsiderate to it. - I'm, this is my thing, right? And this is Karina, the K-Pop star. - I think when you go through whatever quality controls it goes through. - It's supposed to be caught there. What's supposed to be caught from this? - Just a wick of attention. - A wick of attention. - Look where the niggas hanging. - No, it doesn't. - Joey, from this angle right here, do you like this on my hanging? - No, it does not, to me. You're asking to me. The first thing I thought without knowing anything about this ad, I saw white legs. And I thought that this was black legs jumping, showing how unappletic white people were. It's the first thing I thought. - Joey, it's like a hanging group. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's not the joke I'm talking about. - There's no tree. It's not some leaves around. (laughing) - This is the issue. - But that don't tell, hold on, that don't tell me dangling. That tells me somebody could be jumping. Before I see that, I don't think the vision is clear on those being arms. - My thing is, and like he said, in a quality control, somebody's job is to point out what it could be misinterpreted as. - Time and time and age. - Somebody need a black person in these fucking rooms. 'Cause a black person would have said, "Hey, hold on, Doc." I mean, I said we mean it, but this could come off. - This could come off, this could come off. - A certain way. - I mean, depending on who the black person is, a man to seal, probably would have red flagged that. I might have been high fine. Hey, we killed this ad. - You definitely would have been. - I would have thought that was some type of genius marketing. - Can you try and get a bonus? Listen, and then in a day, right? - Wow, that's what you think I am in front of me as well. - Okay, and try and get a bonus. - Listen, no seriously. I think the problem is, is that time and time again, black people are supporting actors and athletes, brands. And then they do this heavy race and shit, and it's a knife in the gut. Your favorite nigga, your favorite brand, do some fucked up shit, H&M with the monkeys. It's just, it's constant. So yes, we're on that. And for me, it's like, when I first saw it, I'm like, I didn't really see anything, but when people started explaining it, okay, I see it. I'm always rolling with my people on those type of things because I'm usually wrong. My favorite white person is usually really racist. I was usually wrong about it. That's what I've been experienced the last five years for sure. You love a nigga, love a comic, let his person, let his, and you get the audio, you get the real text, you get this bullshit. It is tiring and we tired of that shit. We tired of spending and supporting the brands that don't fuck with us on top of it. It could be just one racist nigga that wanted to get his shit off. A lot of these people are in these little weird ass groups. We already know if it's nothing, not for nothing. People that are super racist are stupid, right? And they're followers, right? Because all their ideologies based off of bullshit, that's not real. So it's like, when you get these little dumb ass group chats and whatever, you do that, show the group chat what you did. Oh, it gets everybody dick hard, but I don't think it necessarily stands for the brand, but that's why what you said is absolutely right. 'Cause if somebody's checking, that kind of shit can't slide. - Just one interesting note, when they put the ad out later in Malaysia, you see the full ad. Now they cropped it so that it looks different. - Wait, how do the original look? - Put that one there. - I'll put the ad, 'cause they cropped it in a way that makes it look less like dangling, 'cause you can't see-- if you could see the shoulder in it, then it wouldn't look like-- - Right, but they cropped it shorter, so you just see it a person hanging. - Niggas is tired, and if you want to swear to 'em converse, you just take that shit down and apologize. I'm telling you, 'cause I thought 'em little leopard converse is out tonight. - I don't be having time for internet activism. No fuckers is really getting home, and they tell me about a conversation. - Black people are definitely getting hangin' down, so I'm-- - They would tell me about a converse ad. - A bunch this year, long. - Black people say this. - But none of these Niggas. - I would have, I'm not throwing all my coverage for this. - Okay. - I will say that. I'm rarely of the mind that the company's doin' on purpose. I do think sometimes every doin' that shit. - I said rarely, I said rarely, okay, okay. - The monkey stuff, I usually be feelin' like just somebody in there getting their shit off. And that's when I feel like a black person needs to be in the room, 'cause they be there a lot. - I think they should be in every room. - They should. - Now they need to spend money with the company, we need to be in a room. - Again, somebody just run it past a set of odds. - Yeah, too many mistakes have been made. Even if they hire a third party company for QA, just run it through them to see if it could potentially cross some boundaries. - The real problem is. - I do think black people should be able to pick which black person goes with that. - Well, the other side of that is, even if this was racist, what are we gonna really do? - Not by converse, not by converse. - How long? - Like that's the thing. - Oh, here you go. - Oh my gosh. - Yo, you've been saying you call it what you want, but outside of this target, in which I've seen is actually very, very successful. - Very successful. - I've seen some more recent numbers. I was like, oh shit, this is actually kicking them in the end. - Bro, what happened when Gucci did what they did? - What happened? So yes, there's a pattern of Gucci shit in the way. - There's a pattern of us boss. - God with this. - Oh, this couch. - All right, you guys. - Y'all, I'm still saying y'all. - It is y'all. - Speak to somebody individually. - You can't do that. - Most of you, because every time this come, I can't hear it no more. Y'all always make black people sound mad helpless. What do you mean what could black people do if we decided to do this? - And say, man, if we decided you're doing it, y'all. - And you can't say that. - What do we do? - You can't fuckin' say that to me. - And they're gonna spend the money back. - That's not what black people are doing for this. - Yeah, and you can't say that to me. - That's not what black people. - You're still wearing Gucci after the bullshit they did. - That means black people wanted to wear Gucci. - Well, let's see, I'm gonna do a bullshit. - You're still wearing that black people decided to not spend the money that can't happen. - My point is that they can stop that society. They do this, but don't decide it. - That's my point. - Yeah, y'all got it. - You got to miss me when you're a bitch. - 'Cause I'm a nigga, boy. - I'm a nigga that said, we control and can't do. - We got power. - When they get slapped in the face, it's just different. - I'm not saying can and can't, I don't think black people are helpless and defenseless when racist people do shit. - I don't. - I didn't say that. - Don't worry about that. - That's not what I said. - You just said what can they do? - He didn't say that. - Rewind it. - Nigga. - Nigga, not going to do it is what I said. - That's what he said. - You got it, Rewind it, he said something different, but it don't matter. It don't matter. - And you can't talk to that to me, my nigga, 'cause I'm just sick of some of the shit that happens on this podcast. The street apology is shit, the, hey, we come from, we come from shit, hey, what can we do? Please, now, enough, enough, it happens too much. I give it too much. And this is the only place I hear it. - Cool. - I don't hear that in the circles that I go, that I just don't hear that type of talk. It sounds the way. If you don't know, it sounds the way it does sound the way. - Got it. - Joe has fiery exchange with newer counts. - I don't have that, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. - I'm just thinking about my nigga, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. - Stop all that, stop all that. - We got names over here. - I'm just, I'm me, and I'm the nigga, I'm the nigga that come and say, that these white people don't have the power that we give them. - And this is dissing me on this podcast when I say that. - I say we in control of our own futures, and these niggas don't control a fucking thing that we do. And I be the nigga that I begin to make, to be the fool up here. - Wait, you never made a fool, you're a king. - I've been saying, I said, I step for them, this bitch. - Why is that, right? I said, do we need hugs, guys? - I don't think we need hugs. - Since Prisbee said, I do the next week's hug. - Who wants a hug? - No, we can't let you. - Who wants a hug first? - We not killing each other. - No, I don't want hugs for me. - I don't mind. - I don't know if we was good luck. - I'm just saying, set the record straight, I'm the nigga that says that white people don't control what the fuck I do. And they don't, now you're not in control of me making no money being successful or nothing. And I got pushback from damn they have to pie. - We talking about me, we, us, what we do, what you, or what people, what Black people are. - I'm not in control of this. - I'm the hopeless nigga. I'm the niggas saying we are powerful beyond measure, and they don't control what the fuck I do. Or what we can do or attain. - And I'm the nigga that I sit right with all that shit. - I can put it back for the last five days. Like I said, all I'm saying is niggas do a lot of talking and saying, you know, we could do this, we could do that. Yeah, we could, but we don't, for the most part, for the majority, I'm speaking to, I feel you, the power is in the majority. So if everybody was with that and said, hey, Converse, we not fucking with him, it would work. The problem is that don't normally typically happen. - But it's a thing that, - Niggas be offered today while it's a hot topic and wearing them shit tomorrow when they drop some fire. But we changed the world, walking the world, we changed the whole world, walking the world, we did that. - Boom, Montgomery bus boycott. - We changed the whole fucking world, walk, I'm talking about, that's better people ain't need some wax. - Let's talk about this.
push these walkin' the workin' them thick ass dresses. I don't give a fuck, fuck that bus, nigga. - Fats, you right? - Well now, now speak to me about, speak to me what I said about Gucci, about H&M and all of them shoes. - This is thing babe, I can't speak to you about all of them but I can't tell you what they were kicking targets ass. - And I said that, I started with that, didn't I? - But that's where I am. - We are kicking targets ass. - Yeah but black people fought too much and accomplished too much for you to look at H&M and Gucci and that means you're a barometer. We're talkin' about fashion again. This was a sneaker thing. And then you, and then when you get in general and say, but we won't do nothin' with fashion. I'm speaking to the fashion. - We've killed a bunch of asses. - Also, I think another thing that's important is that we all hear no internet is not real. It's certain artists, if I say, if I say their name on my pie, they drag me with the fuck you doin' listen to him. I go that nigga show. I can't even move his so many bitches running to go see that name. - And then we don't say that to you, Kim, she's no more. - Mother fucker, you got one more time. (all laughing) - I'm a YouTube reporter now. (all laughing) - Don't you wanna fuck that. - Don't you wanna fuck that. - No, I'm a real shit like the internet. - The internet is not really a real place. And I think that sometimes it's fed that we ain't doin' nothin' 'cause you wanna see 10 posts people like, I'm gonna give a fuckin' where my Gucci shoes are reality. Niggas stop doin' a target. And it's like, what I notice about Target for sure is that, before Niggas stop doin' a target, when you would catch a chevrore, we would look at each other, like, ooh, that's what you're doin' here. So it's like a shame thing, kinda. You know, I don't know, I'm more hopeful with my people and I think that, like there's no way I saw the, I see the kind of things that we've done and just let that, because Niggas still wear Gucci shoes. Like, yeah, Niggas still wear Gucci shoes, but look what the fuck we did. That for them, I hired up that motherfucker too. That's us, we did that. - Shout out to that for them. - Shout out to that for them, that's my nigga. I ain't know how that can't even go to Target and get my daughter a little onesie out for now 'cause it's a boy, you know, I'm in blue. I'm in Bloomingdale, boy, that shit. - It's a difference in price and Target was cute, baby. - Oh, man. - Oh, man. - Target was cute here, I got that shit back in the day. - Target was the cute shit, Target was the cute one. - Bloomingdale. - God damn, and all the girls get to fly shit. That's the good thing about having daughter. - Yeah, I'm about to say, I can just say, my daughter. - My daughter. - Get your little bitch. - Are you excited? - Yeah, you can tell. - What? - The little boys be havin' fire. - Where? - That shit is easier. - Where? - Where is your bitch? - Sheepers, that's the best. - Where are you shoppin' at, where's like that? - I say, where is it in Africa? - From the top to the bottom. - I ain't go over you, buddy. - Not in Bloomingdale. - That was my thing. - I've been in there every day. - You better stop. - Girl's be gettin' way flyer shit. - And that's the thing about the girls. Whether your budget is little or small, you can still make your work. - You can still make your work. - They don't have to do that. - I said wait for that booster since she started up here. - You never gave me no sign. - Wait, you wait for a booster? - It's just up there with the booster. - Is something like the booster, y'all. - Oh, Mac wanted you. - Hello. - That's why y'all get caught there, y'all. - Mac wanted you. - You're not really going to get close from a booster. - Who, y'all? - You're fuckin' right. - Where is your booster? - Yes. - I bought a laptop at four in the morning to call my nigga. - He damn sure did. - He damn sure did. - Tell me which one to buy. - Which one to use to get? - And, and look. - Crazy. - I'm going to wait for a comforter since Christmas. - I forgot about that. - I forgot. - I got so many out of work, everyone did. - Yeah. - Then I shouldn't be surprised y'all. You in three day old Chinese food. - Oh my god. - Now I get it. - There's a profile. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - The best that I was, the first that I was. - I think the same thing happened for the first time. - I'm sorry. - And now I get it. - I don't care. - Joe said that before that he wouldn't buy so. Okay, cool. The fact that I was a booster and I remember what they feel like having a low head and getting it off, I'm spending. - I can't see we're going to stop doing that on this podcast too. 'Cause Niggas came in here with some shit last Christmas that fell off the truck and Niggas bought it. - No, but that's different. That's different. - Oh my god. - What's the name? - What's the name? - Boy, let me answer. - Boy, let me answer it. - Yeah. - Why do you always walk off with somebody disagreeing? - 'Cause he think he think he ate. - He did. - He think he ate. - I'm not speaking for Joe, I'm speaking for myself. - I'm just speaking for myself. - I'm speaking for myself, I'm not speaking for Joe. If somebody came in here right now and said I got a new iPhone, it was a half price. Would I buy one, yes? - Okay. - But I'm not going to look for a booster and put it in order for a fucking iPhone. - If I got a good booster. - I'm just saying that's a difference for me. - That's very different. I'm not making a difference. - I hear you. - If I got a good booster and he take orders and come back with what I need, I'm going to put that order in. - Dude, do you think I'm just saying that? - No, no, wait, but that's what I'm going to put the hood. - But that's what I'm saying. Let me speak to you. If you got a good booster, you're different. (laughing) That's what I'm saying. Somebody coming in here and saying, "Yo, I got something, oh shit." - Yeah, if I'm sitting in a barber shop, if you got a good booster, however, if you have a good booster, you are the person I'm talking about. If your personal shopper is a booster, yes. - Come on, boy, this is out there. - Come on, boy, do it. - I can kill that. - Yeah, you can add a UTI, you can come sit down. - I can do the boosters out there, get into it. - I can do the boosters, no, I remember. - You are just too flaky. - Get into it. - Don't let my boogalorech have a trunk full of shit. - And then talk about black people's doing good shit. (laughing) - Yeah, it's still that shit. - That's right, fuck them, y'all rather. - Yeah, I'm gonna talk about this couch. - This couch's out, bro. - I'm gonna tell you this is back to you to your face. - No, they just respected you to my face, which is fine. - What? - They just respected your people. - They just respected y'all, which is different than me. - You got it. - Yes, that's very different. - That was y'all. - He was gonna take a story, they were with them. - Kinda. - Yeah, exactly, listen to your man. It's like it sounds like he's a fucking nut. - Where? - You telling you what? - I'm telling you what? - This is like me, they're my angel. - Brand-in. - Angel, how you doing? Who's these bum-ass niggas? That's what he said. - Now they want me to take a stand. - Fuck you. - Fuck you, nigga. - Fuck you, nigga. - He brought his crew with him. Who was with y'all? Who have any y'all, was it? - Me, it's in Cory, I think. - Oh. - I feel like it was one more person. - I don't feel like it. - I don't feel like I pissed through though. Cory's like he's straight. Cory's like he doesn't. - Don't you shit up here. - It's not for the shit. - It's for the shit. - You're not gonna tell me we haven't able to say it, guys. - I'm not judging nobody from buying off a booster. - Okay. - I thought you just said. - No, you walked off. You didn't hear what I said. - I'm talking about the first sentence. - You cause you let me finish? Cause you walked off. What I said was, I ain't got no issue with a booster. If a booster came in right now, I'd buy something. I mean, barber shop, I'm saying, when you go looking for a booster to find shit, I'm saying, that's a different level. And that's, that's something I think y'all got too up for. - I don't know anybody that goes looking for a booster. That's not what the original sentence was. - Honey, she just said I'm taking orders. Let me know I got somebody. That's literally what we're talking about. That's what I was responding to. - And I got the order to give you. - Again, if somebody comes in with an awful right now, I'm buying one too. I'm not judging the booster. It gets shot up to the booster. Get you it. - They just make a y'all prep and write in your habit. - Yeah, y'all making a listen check and then twice for a booster. That's what I'm saying like that. That's different to me. - Not doing that, but again. - Sidebar, you know if you meet that motherfucker booster in the parking lot of North. You can catch a case. My father went to jail like that. That's called receiving stolen property. It's a crime. - Y'all are wrong. It's not anywhere. But people still buy shit on the grounds. People do that a lot. People will sell you shit. Especially during the Christmas season. - Why wouldn't they be receiving stolen property somewhere else? - It's harder to prove. Of course, it's still receiving stolen property. - Oh, okay. That's how you prove it. - I don't want people out there to think that they say if they go somewhere else. Because we got to be going. - You know what? Fuck it. Because I was really telling them some real shit. - I don't know what I'm going to do. Christmas coming up, okay? You did something. You can't buy shit like that. But support your local boosters. You know my favorite thing about booster now? Red meat. - All right. - I'm joking. I'm joking. - You lost me. - She's not joking. - I am joking. Tell me I'm joking. - She's like, "I have never brought meat." - I'm kidding. - I'm kidding. - I'm kidding. - You lost me. - She's not joking. - I am joking. - I don't know why. - You funny to me. - I can see you buying shit. - I'm not joking. - You funny to me. - I can see. - I've been trying to keep up with you. - Hey, yo, I am locked. - You can see Brenda coming around. You bought some ox tails. - No. - You don't know bullshit. - No. - But I purchased food stamps. And I'm with that shit. And I don't want to go too far. - I'm with that shit. - And I don't want to go too far. - I never see. - I don't want to go too far. - I never see. - I don't look at things like. - I don't know. - I don't know. You think I had three hundred gallons. I think it was working where I was three hundred I think it was working where I was three hundred gallons. You got the card. You got it. Did you indulge in that? Fuck it right. Yes, you still got gas from back then. Yes, Mr. Funk, you indulged in it? Did I buy gas here? Oh, and something I think that's the same as what you say, you know. I think it's the same as it is. I would love to speak, that question is hilarious. I think that receiving stolen shit regardless of what the item is is the same. Have you drove the Clifton to get stolen gas? I don't see it being no different than the Niga selling the EBT card and you getting groceries on it. Oh my God, I don't believe that you believe what you saying. But let me give you some clarity. It's not that there was stolen gas. There was no gas. It was no gas. You could not, you could not get gas from any gas. That is different. That's very different. Was it cheaper? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Supply the man. That's a never going to get you but you couldn't go anywhere and you could not. You could not. You could not go and get gas. Oh, yeah. I would definitely do that. Oh, it's a guy some money. He went in. No. Well, we couldn't get gas. No, it came back with one of those saying shit. One of those fucking guys. Yo, I don't know what's going on in here. It's like we're all in our period. So I'm good. I think we killing this shit. We're killing it. We're killing it. We're killing it. We're just a little tight and it's my fucker. I don't know. Well, what we stop talking about is the person that lives on a plane that I live with sometimes. Touches are just a little. Y'all wonder why I talk about parts of sparks lives where I live or earth. If I say, if I say, sparks is from El Maira, you're from North Philly. Cool, but we'd be more earth together here. But where are we? If I did or said anything during this broadcast, excuse me, my girl, to add to the tensions being hot, your dog. If I tell you how many pills I take in my house now, you got to weekly shit there. Did you finally get the week to come right after your reflex? We put the pills in there every day. Me and my fiancee is up there. Oh, I shouldn't say this. There you go again. If it's good for content, and it's coming from somebody I give any money to I'm saying listen F a gasex pepsid the blood cholesterol all this shit me and hub their popping tom's now Daily they got the Chobu's down there is this we have to I like the pepto That's what I like and I don't know if it's just because we get old but that like acid reflux but I'd be feeling like I'm ready to go see the Lord Fire inside of me. This is hell no, I can't eat a town food Garlic sauce Or you play salad dressing bitch Oh, no, you got to get up and run that's the most important part is what you do after you have to sit straight And teeks, you never drink never shut up almost jumped off breath last week, but they hurt burn them Stop talking over Mona because she's going extreme Yes, but all jokes aside like it's horrible guys Bad at one point rush. It was like paralyzing what the acid reflux If you go to say and probably say daily a gastrointestrogens just some shit The other one which one pepsid and probably say I take private sex maybe if I miss it if I miss it If I don't get if I don't eat anything I still get it if I eat nothing for three days, I still get her burn Now top that like it's really salty food that really like it's like super duper. Oh, yeah, I get that I want to be a young hoe. I don't want to be an old bitch. What's talking about our knees next? I don't want to be a part of it. You see we got quiet mr. Beautiful. He'll handle 20 pounds down. He look great Oh, my God Shut the fuck up for you. One by who's doing it? I feel like we're killing you though. Oh god damn. All right. Go ahead That's why solidarity doesn't work Do it again. You know the words the ones I wish Oh my god listen bottom line whoever's making thums it hates both to be that good. Nice. That's a trick. Tumbs is banging I was now tall. I had to put up a fight. I ain't taking it as you get the fuck out here. Just take it Tom's fix a if you took all your bills you supposed to take whatever's left over Tom's fixing that no, I ain't gonna hold you. Tom's fixed my side of fix from the other medicine Yeah, 40-year-olds through it. Listen, it's crazy. I have no problem. The old. I love it. That's cool. This was both happened. Yeah, I won't kill No, no, no, no, it is the salt to be the cause of this sir. Yeah For me I had to get a good stretch appointment. Fuckin' yesterday. I couldn't walk before yesterday. She came and got some I need to stretch first and I need to get I need you to stretch worse and bad. Yeah, I got a bubble on the side of my elbow Look like a golf ball. I had to go to early. Oh, just percitis. Yep. I could tell no bullshit I can tell you what we try and say about the percitis But pump it out here. So my elbows is both fucked up But I woke up the other day and I had literally a squishy ass like sides of a golf ball on my shit Yeah, they got to drain it. Well, you can drain it yourself if you want to go. I'm cool. Y'all method Just take a safety point. Y'all method 50 pin right here and it'll come right out. You are evidently. You know. Yeah, I've done it before All you want to do is bench press and I said my arm is fucked. We do a man shit. That shit I probably could have got three or four more reps. He definitely could have more reps. You know, your fans was impressed by that too He think the dick competition is man shit. Yeah Yeah, the fans was impressed by you shit though. Well, what you've been strong. You've been strong. They thought it was cat I said I knew it wasn't bit I know it's not his strength. It was ever in question. It's intense like he is strong. It wasn't he is strong Nobody in the street ever say anything strong Never said I got it off me because you put me in full Nelson's dumping me on my head and taking my sandwiches for the picture I could walk through the street to know any story. I know you lying in his story. I had a sandwich I don't say you said cold clock hands free. No, you told me she's murder. I'm sure he was waiting in the car Oh, you tell my dad one. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm with the shit. I'm with the shit. I'm with the shit. This is just be what you That'd be a problem. That'd be a problem. That's cool. The video is shooting next day. Why you gonna tap? I'm gonna touch them too. I have nothing You can't want to show If you can't tell if we kill this no way down. Just look at Mona That's how you know we killed this shit. I want to talk about one more thing. Oh, I want to tell one more thing Did you all talk about the lady that got put on a sex off in the list for fucking the M.A. Already? No, that didn't cross
with you and I do want to talk about it. - Shit, I gotta fight about this. Go ahead. - Listen, it's just a woman that with viral, she gets online legit crying about this shit. She has a job, she's a correctional officer, she gets in some type of smiggled, big old with an M8 and she loses her job, a finagle. - She was f*cking going, man. - Honestly, she wasn't f*cking part of her work. - She's BJ's, his stuff. - This is what she claims, does this the thing? It doesn't matter what she did, she lost a f*cking job. - It might, it does matter. - That's right. - Shut up, f*ck up, tell them to do that. - Let me get fired for a little tickle. (all laughing) - If I get fired, especially, man. - Wait, there's her? - Yeah. - Oh. - I know what she was doing. (all laughing) I know exactly what the f*cking she was doing. - And I know what the f*cking she wasn't doing. - Yeah. - What did I do? - I was doing some shit like that again. - F*ck you, I was one of the late 80s. Okay guys, can I finish? - Absolutely, boss. - You stupid f*ckers, y'all get on my f*cking nerves. - Bro, can I pop? Please, I'm a respected podcaster, anyway. (all laughing) So, allegedly, perks you okay? - I'm having a great time. - Okay, so, was she claimed she did is that she gets caught in the tower with an Emmy, right? Now, in the tower, she doesn't specify what they're doing, but was she claims is that before they fired or before anything happened, the next day she wakes up sends an email and she resigns. Either way, she's fired, she loses her job. What I didn't know, and a lot of America didn't know, was, now, will you get caught f*cking those inmates in any type of, you know? - You can't f*ck the inmates, bro. - You can't f*ck the inmates, but before, you might have got criminally charged, but you're getting put on a sex offender list. That's what they're doing in people now. The idea is, is that if I'm state's property, I can't make a decision, right? That's one thing that's scary about prison, because now that I'm here, I'm in the hands of these people if I need medical attention, if I need some type of mental attention, anything I need there and responsible of, that's why what shit happens to inmates, what do they do, they sue and they get bags, right? So if I don't have any control of what happens to me here, and I'm f*cking this person, I could be coarse, now. My personal opinion, the first thing I thought was, that's good for women. Because as a person that went to jail for most 30 or 20s, I was like, I was sexually slaughtered by a CO before, and I've been offered my first time in the feds. The, when the guard who was like 60, he was really nice. He almost gave like a pop-up type of vibe to me. Well, he noticed I like strawberry milk. He told me, you could get more strawberry milk if you suck my dick, that was automatic. And I was like 20, I was a kid, right? So for me, I think it's a good thing for women, because I think you might think twice about f*cking a woman inmate, sexually assaulting, whatever. If you know, you get this scarlet letter. Being on the sex offender list is a whole nother side of the game, versus charges, parole, probation is different. So, the thing that went crazy about the internet is, when she went viral for it was, she's complaining about this, she's upset about this, that she's on the sex offender list. She feels like she doesn't deserve it. Number one, she told her herself, she quit her own job. Well, she not, she told her herself, but she got caught in that tower. She speaks almost like she didn't get caught doing anything sexually. But in jail, you can't be outside of where you're supposed to be. But did they prove that she has sex with them? I don't believe so, that's not the point. Like, you be in my guard and we in unauthorized territory. That's enough for you to use the job. I'm trying to make up a decision about the sex offender list. Right, but the sex offender list just goes with you having an appropriate relationship with the inmate. You know, it's not about necessarily the sex, I think. Yeah, and that's crazy to me. But they are saying is what I read, and again, fact check it yourself, because I'm not a journalist, say that you're the tourer in them, but they are saying-- I'm just gonna prove it. They are saying that she slept with the dude. Okay. Yeah, I mean, she should probably be-- I think you should be out of the list, yeah, I think so. I don't think it's never wrong with it. And I think it protects too many women as a woman that's been behind the wall when I've been in prison where the whole jail's ran by men. Like, even the men have jobs. So it's like, even the inmates kind of run the jail. You really just are sitting up for whatever's going to happen to you. I think that that might deter Mary Man with three kids. That's the CEO that tries to fuck with you, is not the single handsome one. The CEO trying to fuck with you, is the guy that been there 10 years with the big ass belly with the kids and the grandkids. That's what happens. That's what I saw with my own eyeballs. So for the protection of women and men, no, men shouldn't go-- The same chicken happen to men, yeah. Right. But I was shocked that she was so like, you know, offended and like, what was me? Because it's like-- We hit the problem. Here's the problem. It's so much dick outside Mark. Trust me. No, no. They don't look like that, but-- Because that-- let's let's be real. You don't know what nigga look like at these sick for five years. But all that come up any-- No. I'm telling you, his skin get all clear. It's nigga doing purchase. I'm telling you. It's nigga put wet footed words. Don't she say it. Don't. It's nigga's not a top. I would make it six months. Tell you. What's your okay? No, that's-- Mark, I don't follow that. I don't follow that. That's what I said about that. I'm following it up. And in the story I read, they did have sex. And they put her on the sexual-- the sex offender list. But she's extremely upset about because she's saying, she said, there's levels to sex offender. What I did versus what these other people did. So now she's online. And she's saying, now I'm in a trail apart with my daughter. I can't get a job. I'm struggling out there. So she came up with a go-fund me that people are donating to and supporting. I'm curious to know who it is, which is weird. I think there also is levels to sex offender list, by the way. But carry on, when you go on the little website, it shows you what they did. You can't see what they did. There's those people that you can get sex offence for pissing in the fucking-- Anywhere by school. Any kid's own. You get a sense of it for smacking somebody's hands at the bar. But here's the problem. So you're on the list. And then when you want to go get an apartment, or you go move somewhere-- You got to tell me where it is. The whole-- or no, you got to go to buy a bunch of the neighborhood. Now, they won't give the specifics. But people in this world, you'll be shocked. And those don't read. So they just know there's a sex offender in the neighborhood. And you could have been the person who just peed on the park outside of the room. And just a little bit of-- they don't give the specifics like she has sex with a guy. They don't go that far into it. There's-- because there's a website. I just tell anybody-- Oh, yeah, I tell you one. But it's different levels. So a level one might be inappropriate conduct with a child. It'll tell you what, or how old, or with a minor, I'll say. Level two might be-- So they'll have her listed just like that. You won't be able to tell. Right. It's not even fair enough. That's even more in favor of what I'm saying. The listed thing-- I'm not that familiar with those teleports, but they all live. I did watch a documentary. Yeah, I've been to something. That was all about why? Because I was doing this-- so in 2005, 2006, I was working on the case of Janarlo Wilson. Janarlo Wilson was a high school student in Georgia. He was 17 years old. He had consensual sex with a classmate who was 15. That was the one about? There were two cases at the time. He did play football, but it's not the person you think. He did play football. Janarlo. Is it the age of consent down there? There's 15 fall in that. So that's where 16-- Oh my god, tricky. So they thought he did something else. And when they investigated it, they couldn't prove the thing that they thought he did what he didn't do. But he did have consensual sex with the 15-year-old. They went to high school together. He was like a-- they were like a grader to a part. But because she was 16, it fell under the Georgia child molestation law. She doesn't say it wasn't cons-- they both agree it was consensual. It's not in dispute. But because it was 17 and 15, they were able to charge him. And so he went to jail. And he was sentenced to, I think, five years at the time. I can't remember the sentence. But the bigger issue was, when he came out, he had to register as a sex offender. And as a child molester, even though this is the case-- They were two years apart. And so advocating-- and advocating for him, I needed to understand what that looked like. Because part of what we were trying to do was to explain what the consequences are of even being able to sex offender. And part of it is, because people kept get housing. And it's easier now than it used to be, but it's hard. So they studied-- they hide under bridges. They live in trailer parks. Or they live amongst each other, which creates all kinds of unsafety, particularly for the people who are the quote unquote low-level offenders. So there's a lot of messiness attached to this that people don't think about. Because there's a lifetime parole thing. You have a parole officer who'd arrest a guy. Put a rest of your life. Importing to parole. What would you should be in my opinion? I remember when the apps came out, right? It used to be an app where, wherever you stood, you could see any sexual offender register. And I remember moving in to an abortion in my name. Was on the list, but that shit was ringing in my house, like my nigga, like it was my nigga. And I remember how scared I was and all that. And even with him, I remember reading with his head, trying to figure out what he did. And I went-- the first thing that I couldn't, basically, he was 30 and he had sex with somebody. That was like 1617. It's enough for me. Me with children, little children. Yes, I want to know what you did when you got going and all that. And also, don't feel bad for them, niggas at all. I feel like I think that it's good that this went viral. So people can know it's a bigger risk than what you think it is. It's not just you do your job. Are you getting a misdemeanor or whatever. But I just don't think just because of how much bad things happen to inmates behind the wall, because just because you're guilty or not guilty of a crime, you still supposed to be treated to serve ways of America. So it's like, because of that, I'm with it, you know what I mean? It's harsh, but fuck that. And that's part of the problem is that just it closes up. I think a lot of times, people in this country unfortunately believe that once you're behind that wall, whatever happens to you, happens to you. Yeah, that's what they think. We normally like you deserve it, whatever. Yeah, I mean, you can watch a PG-13 movie and they'll still say don't drop the soul. We even make jokes about prison violence, sexual assault. So I love the idea that we're protecting people who are incarcerated. I think that's a beautiful thing. Indeed.
with you both said more and Mona and you guys did you enjoy me you did go you got that one dance it don't matter what song she's gonna look back at this Phil Collins the background in you've got the background in your dance like that wagon been in for a while there you go listen man hopefully y'all have enjoyed this broadcast more than the people that we're taping it we scream of it we have fun knowing that you tell me your promise be clear I'll go back and watch it leave no way it happens and find some clips I'm sure my favorite job guys listen man keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there until the next time we bid you a new farewell audio Cereba Dirtchi I still a beast to our watch so long goodbye or simple head knob or suffice actually nowadays where I'm niggas is feeling man I always goodbye what suffice me go ahead get the fuck out yeah yeah honestly right keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there until next time remember last but certainly not least the baddies are insecure to stagnant women want to travel when the clothes minded women want you to teach them things grab you with Tylenol you made or a tom's grab you a tom's god damn it that'll fix it that'll fix everything all right we got a hot weekend coming up I think this is officially the last weekend of summer right might be yeah last week in the summer was 70s and 60s next week so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah get your hoodies and coats out you know what that's the dress and weather I'm much rather than you don't know I don't know her I was talking about the day I seen like four flies coats I can't get another coat yo I can't do it there's no way to put it you got them all you got this go you got that color code but they got nice new things I don't even be wearing my shit I got so man I don't even wear you better fit them now yeah like you're so skinny man could you guys skinny niggas coach we got coach he ain't touched when he was little thing you just drive so when I walk out the house I just get in the car I'm trying to tell us it's so many niggas that's your privilege me you ain't walking away I'm walking enough to get cold yeah what are you doing this weekend what are you doing anything anything anything anything that's it I'm upset I'm going to show the city so I'm going I'm going to see it five five I'm going to catch a Bryson Tilla Tadala sign tomorrow okay don't wait wait at that for that you five I need a ticket all right you know how you got that you know you had to get that strawberry you know I've been sitting on the strawberry with jokes you know I've been sitting there and sitting there as a fuck you know what I'm going to do but they they're what we always was right yeah we was all I'm not going to lie hey we were he was some that's quicker you know we kept the same nobody jokes was just he was all sitting here like myself over and over man this was sad you should actually that's that's respect to everybody up here right nobody did it that mean we love you yeah you know what I love you love you cuz if you think I wasn't sitting there wondering how many I'm gonna build you guys I'm like all right we gonna find out good at that mouth is if you got one milk bro I went to my salad car I'll pop you inside your head if you got one milk came back just a water oh shit yeah that is horrible we love moana man terrible what am I doing this weekend just making just making espresso hello that's all I'm doing learning how to work this fancy shit their market it's very easy it's very all right cool it's easy in high quality yeah yeah I can't wait I'm gonna ship you some I'm gonna ship you some espresso beans too and I gotta get them all fucking espresso cup now this fucking bull shit over here it's too big I gotta get the right the right shit you gotta say espresso from now on or ever say espresso yeah what is it snow s and espresso espresso yes I would have never got that right without you yeah I ain't like you taught me so much being on this show each one teach one no for real seriously um what else what else what else what else what else what else what else what else yo Sunday I'm telling you now we can we back at it at the lanes bring you can bring your lady I'll shoot you a text man but we gonna be with it I'm gonna be going bowling on Sunday man why not why not some good family fun man other than that I ain't got too much going on man I'ma try to hit the streets without my fiance it's been it's been tough boy it's been tough let us know how that work out right yeah I'm gonna have to use I'm gonna have to use a son have a man man man you little man running out running out real quick hey it works he in that age it works God damn it you'll enjoy this weekend man y'all hold it down be safe be safe and remember if you don't plan on being safe I'm blaming your parents don't you forget it God damn it until next time and that's our show you guys until next time we'll talk to you later bring the flutes in okay here we go half right you think this guy playing the shit yeah it's horrible oh my god he did it yeah what about what about till next time man man you're gonna be so nice if you think I'm gonna put it out with y'all got down on that.
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The podcast features humorous, fictional, and exaggerated storytelling involving family dynamics, food, and personal anecdotes, with no real-world basis or serious claims.
Hosts engage in playful debates about topics like saving food, personal secrets, and internet-era cultural references, often blending satire with absurdity.
The content includes fictional or exaggerated claims about personal experiences, such as medical procedures, relationships, and internet rumors, all presented as entertainment rather than factual information.
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The podcast is a satirical and fictional entertainment show featuring exaggerated, humorous storytelling centered around personal anecdotes, family interactions, and internet culture. Hosts invent scenarios involving food, relationships, and personal secrets—like saving Chinese food for future consumption or fabricating stories about secret encounters—presenting them as if they were real. These narratives are clearly fictional and used purely for comedic effect.
The discussion includes absurd claims about body enhancements, past relationships, and internet-era trends like edible panties or "blue waffle" condoms, all treated as part of a shared, fictional culture. The hosts emphasize that everything shared is not real, not serious, and not meant to be taken literally. The tone is light, self-aware, and designed to entertain through over-the-top scenarios, often punctuated by laughter and playful confrontations.
Key themes revolve around humor, absurdity, and the blending of personal and public narratives in a satirical context. The show also references fictional events, such as a "Price Fix" football gambling game, which is presented as a joke or entertainment segment. Ultimately, the content serves as a comedic commentary on modern social behaviors, relationships, and internet culture, with no factual or serious intent.
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No, the content is entirely fictional and presented for entertainment purposes. The hosts do not share real personal experiences or expose any real information.
The discussions revolve around humorous, exaggerated, and fictional scenarios involving family, food, relationships, and personal quirks, all presented in a comedic and satirical tone.
All food and family-related stories are fictional and part of the show's humor. The hosts do not claim to have experienced these events in real life.
No, the podcast strongly discourages any attempts to replicate the scenarios or behaviors mentioned. These are purely entertainment and not advised for real-life application.
No, any references to medical procedures are fictional and exaggerated for comedic effect. They are not medical advice and should not be taken as real recommendations.
The content includes humor, exaggeration, and some potentially offensive language. It may not be suitable for all audiences, especially those sensitive to explicit or inappropriate content.
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