Episode 962 | "The D*ck Tick"

The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart, or our own. Enjoy the show. Who am I to step on a good time? I ain't stepping on a good time. Y'all want to talk about meat? Y'all want to talk about dude meat? Topic number one? Damn it, I'm down. That's right up your alley. I'm not today. Oh, not today? I ain't really in that type of mood today. I told you what my morning was like. I confided in you on some bro shit. We talked. I didn't say a word. Let me stop, because they think I'm super frustrated and all this shit they're playing with my fiance. Oh, Joe's overworked, need a vacation, get the fuck out. I thought about it today, but fuck y'all. Yo, if I had to drop a kid to school. Every day? Every day. Redacted. It's so hard. No, that shit is real. How bad was it? I don't want to even talk about it. Oh, wait, you did it today? He didn't even get the bad shit. If you hear the story, he didn't even get the bad, the blunt of the shit. What the legs? I can't. I got so many questions. Yeah, what the legs do? Nothing. Nothing. What time do you have to get up to do it? Well, I'm up at five. What is up early? Yeah, but up and out is different. Well, I don't want to disclose time. Okay. I was up for a few hours. Did you prepare breakfast? Yeah. Okay, so you did the whole bit, the whole routine. And then you did the breakfast, shower, the hair. I sprayed some of the good cologne on him. Got the fly outfit out. How I dress him is a little different. Yo, why you always got to really. You got to be trans and on. He be slow that jab in every time. Yo, knock your fucking tooth out. Yo, you know, his mama and me, man, we different. We got to talk over there. The way I do it. Oh, my Lord. Bringing kids to school. And it seemed like they changed the school start time. Oh, my God. It's real. Oh, my Lord. What's the traffic? I can't talk about it because it's too real. It's real life. It should be triple parked. You come outside, nigga, them blocks your car in. You be in the car like this. Telling you, yeah, it's real, nigga. And now it's an ice grill contest. Because every parent at 8 a.m. got an ice grill. Yep. Everybody ain't, oh, good morning. Hey, hey. Hey. What's so good about it, bitch? Have a good day at school. Parents is in there like dragging little Jimmy. Dragging, dragging these fucking kids. Parents be so happy to drive these kids home. No, and, dog, again, we could go home. They got to go sit in more traffic and be at a desk. For another eight and a half hours. Them niggas is miserable, bro. Ain't no good morning. Nigga, good morning yourself. I could not believe I had to go to work after that. That was the day. That was the day. Aw, man. It's time to get back in bed. It's time for a nap. Was he eager to go inside the school? Oh, no, he love it. Okay, so that part. He love it. The school wasn't open when I got there. The sun damn near wasn't up. Oh, shit. Oh, you just getting in the fuck out. I try to be traffic. I try to be traffic. And where I come from, early is on time and on time is late. I know you ain't go there, man. I know you ain't. Nigga, I'm there before the teachers. What? They kick me out the parking spot. Yo, dog, you in Miss Rosemary's spot. Yo, this nigga's crazy. Nah, son, that was an experience. Yo, the moms dedicating this one to you. To the moms out there and the stepmoms, moms-in-laws, grandmoms, side moms, that's helpful. Anybody that can lend a hand. I'm with it. They all be at the school in the morning, too. Oh, my God. Why are you making a stupid face? I ain't making no face. What is the thought in your head right now? I just said they all be at the school in the morning, so they're going to appreciate the shout out. That's funny. Your new brother said something similar. I wasn't outside. I wasn't outside. I was over there on the other side. So now let me tell the both of you. Let me tell you like I told him. If you go to your kid's school and fuck one of the parents up there, you should go to jail. You should be arrested. Nobody said anything of the sort. How did you get there? I'm just telling you what I told your brother out there. This nigga's crazy. He was giving me the advice. He said, yo, man, don't fuck around. That's not even what happened. Yo, that's how you know when a nigga got that dick tick for real. Yo, that's not even what happened. When he got that dick tick for real. He assumed everybody got it. Right, Parks? He was giving. No, I'm telling you the whole shit. You better not. You better fucking not agree with this fucking liar. What do you have to like? That was not. I think he was merely saying that there's some dedicated, beautiful women outside of those schools. I think that's all he was saying. No, I'm talking about the social. No, I wasn't even talking about school. Because you know he used to be at the school. I was talking about his social environment, the new social environment, and what this particular. The demographic beyond, yo, to chill out. I'm telling him to chill out. It wasn't even about school. But chill out at what? Don't fuck with them chicks in them wealthy neighborhoods, because they're going to be coming for you because you're a rapper. And what did I say to you? And he said, yo, you have to be a fucking idiot. But it didn't have nothing to do with school. Yo, you're in a new social climate. Your money up. You're in a whole new environment now. They're going to be, oh, you the young, black, hip dude? And you new dude going to block too? Yeah. That's what I was saying. I was saying, yo, why you just trying to paint me in a fucked up way? That was crazy. You got the tick. The dick tick is crazy. The dick tick. That's it. I think we already got the tick. We got it. We got it. The dick tick. Yo, the sky is crazy. The dick tick. You got a new barber? What hop? What's up, hop? You fucked your mustache up, man. I thought my shit was a little too thick. I didn't know what you. I thought you was going for something different. I didn't want to say nothing. You're my man. I'm not going to lie. You need to get one, though. Nigga, you're like a fucking crime fighter. Nigga, you're like a fucking detective. It's definitely a barber style. My shit is pretty dark. I can't see it until I got home. What the fuck happened, boy? My shit's too dark. You definitely pissed him off. You're like a detective. Hey, detective, it's here. Nigga, fix your shit, boy. That nigga need to trim some off your waist, nigga. It's cool. That's cool. I love you wearing extra larges, too. I tried to hide it, but. You don't wear an extra large no more, bro. Get it all out. All right, cool. At least I can hide behind it. You can't hide that much. You can't hide that mustache, boy. You look great. Yo, watch this. Your shit, you look crazy. Watch this. I can trim this down. Call, call. What's the nigga name? All you gonna do is talk over me. Wong Hong. So you can fix your shit, boy. Oh, shit. Dang, you can't call nobody to get rid of that. Yes, I can, boy. You just got in the gym, boy. You just started going to the gym, boy. You just started looking a little good. It takes a lot. And we know your trick. Flip, I've been handsome my whole life. And we know your trick, nigga. That's true. We heard about you, boy. You heard about me? You a nigga that sneaked behind niggas since you was young because you was a skinny little nigga, boy. I heard your story. You a gold behinder, boy. Not me, nigga. I'm on the front line, boy. Yo, if y'all keep this up, me and Mark are going to make money. Yeah, dog. I'm not dissing your look for four minutes. Yo, chill out, bro. Chill out. All right, so stop dancing. You know you can do what you want to do. We don't want y'all to make money. You can't. You won't let them make money off of you, my nigga. Hey, guys, put on the show for us, my nigga. No, both of y'all. Captain Hook, put on the show, boy. Captain Hook, put on the show. Yo, can I ask you a question? Because when they make money, I can just repurpose it, nigga, and make more money, nigga. Can I ask you a question? Don't let this nigga gas you, boy. I want to ask you a question. He don't know what he's talking about. He got everybody else. I don't want to yell. Crime in America, nigga. Get the fuck out of here. What's up, boy? Why do you start a beef, right? Sure. And when a nigga jump on your ass, you know what your go-to be? What? Yo, you won't do that to them. You won't say that to Mark. I do say that. You won't say that to Joe. You do say that. Why you won't do that to them? I can answer. So sit back and do it. Why you put the slave voice on him, though? I can answer. So stop. Because I feel like- If you start a beef, nigga, stand in your own beef. You act like Imani now. You always talk over me. If you start a beef, nigga, put your hands up. Let me answer you. Don't go to nobody else. Don't go. No, you don't. All the time, Tim. Yo, you won't. All the time, boy. You got the big bro. Let me answer you. You won't do that to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you're for. That's your move. Nigga, you really act like you got the big bro, boy. Let me just jump in here. Hold on, I got to give you a second. But let me just- You act like you got a big bro. You act like you got a big bro. Who my big bro? Whoever. Whomever. Yo, you say- You are from the web and nitty era. Facts. Shout out to web and nitty. Them your big bros. Facts. Go to the store and get some Chico Sticks and don't go back without the sunflower seeds, nigga. What the fuck is you talking about? Those jokes are outdated. I'm right. You say I act like- We heard it the first time. At the end of the day, my mustache is a fuck and that's one. You just started going to the gym. I can go bald-headed. I just need my chin in the sun. You guys. Stop. Hold on, nigga. Your shit, bro. You still holding on to the life you got to look young, nigga. It's over. I look way younger than you and I'm 15 years older than you. Your shit is over. I'm 15 years older than you. I look younger than you. Because my struggle is more than yours, boy. My struggle is more than yours, nigga. You a hop along for real in real life, not me, nigga. I'm out here in the field, nigga. I touch the grass, nigga. What do I do? You friendly. You friendly. You Mr. Friend. I'm not friends with you. You too. You are friends. You are friends. You are friends. No, it's a funny. Stop. I'm tired of him, B. You know what I'm talking about. You're not tired of the niggas who don't be tired. You know what you're doing? You're talking over me. You're right. You come in here and you pop shit and you talk about niggas being friendly. And you laughed at me last week for going to Atlantic City with the mayor. Guess who the fuck went to Atlantic City? I wasn't here last week. Two weeks ago. Two weeks ago, when I came here talking about the mayor, I went down there on business. You went down there with your mic in his hand. Hey. Hey, big guy, what's going on? Nigga, stop. Let's say that, bro. I wouldn't want to insult you like that. Stop, stop, stop. Let's say that. Atlanta City is nice. Stop, stop. See, Atlanta City is nice. I'm me. I do what I do. You try to be cool with niggas by, oh, yo, you cool with this person? Oh, triangulation. It's a triangulation with you. I have no triangulation, nigga. You're just talking, bro. I'm Jolo. You're just talking. Hey, y'all, I'm Queen Flip, my nigga. You want me to come up here, nigga? This is what it may cost for me to come up here and show light on this because my platform is big. You hear me? That's what I do, nigga. I'm going to let you talk and then I'll talk. Nigga, my name and my reputation is long, so the people that he knew knew me and gave me a motherfucking thumbs up. You just FaceTimed a lot of niggas. I'm still talking. I heard about the FaceTime to call. You just FaceTimed. I didn't FaceTime. I don't need no FaceTime. I'm no FaceTime, boy. Stop, stop. I didn't FaceTime. I'm FaceTime-less. That's what he do. I'm not yelling over you no more. All this over a mustache. When I came in the building, niggas FaceTimed and put me on the phone. I didn't FaceTime a motherfucking person. I didn't FaceTime you, boy. Fuck is you talking about? I didn't either. All right, then don't. Yo, yo, yo. So you put him at the school. I just want to tell y'all. We don't share friends. Listen to me real quick, both of y'all. Bro, dog. Go ahead. Listen to me real quick. Seriously, this is real important. We do this so much, people think I orchestrate this. Yeah, this shit is corny. I think it's corny. I think it's corny. Wait, wait. Wait a minute. Why you doing this? Why you doing this? All right. You don't have to do this. Bro, I think. This all started about your mustache. I think arguing for us to get clips. Which I wanted to stay on for a second, because look at this mustache. But then they did this. I think us arguing to get clips is corny. I think it's low on the proof. That's not behavior. Whoa, whoa. Everybody slow down. Now we're talking crazy. But is you participating in it? Bro. If you know, nigga, you have self-control more than anybody. Oh, my God. Yo. And for the record, I think you can pull off the low mustache. I think you got to pick one. No, it's too dark. Because right now, it's like Nate says I'm up top and Israelite at the bottom. But is this the same Korean dude that did it? He's Filipino. He's not Korean, but yeah. But he did. Wait, he's trying to switch something up? No, it's just too thick at the top. I mean, that's not the only thing wrong. No, it's cool. I ain't about to get into jail. Man, you cool today. See, that's why I don't like. Yo, my nigga. Look what you did. I'm handsome, my nigga. Look what you did. Your hair ain't going to change your face. What the fuck is we talking about, nigga? I can fix my mustache. Your nigga's going to fix your face. It's serious. What the fuck is we talking about? It's me you argue. Let's leave it there. Don't fuck this nigga's face, boy. Don't do that. You don't need to do that. Who's your? Because you're better than that. Why? You're better than that. Why? You are better than that. All right, cool. Say what you want. Would you ever cut all that off? I don't know. Sorry, I've seen you clean shaven like years ago. That's why I didn't know. Holy shit, man. Boy. All right, could you do it? All right, so blue face, Reese. I'm telling you, because you know what happens? When I come in here on bullshit, everybody want to highlight bullshit to the fans. When y'all niggas come in here dressed like the motherfucking Mexican papi that do my lawn, I'm going to start lighting these niggas the fuck up. All right, say what? Pop it off, nigga. I think about y'all. Them niggas going. I wasn't best dressed up here last year. I'm cool, nigga. I'm super fly with this shit. Look at that. Come here. We don't do that shit. You should be doing it on kick. It's a different energy, man. It's friendly. We friends. He know what he doing. He know you're part of the whole shit, man. He can stop himself instantly. All right, we're going to have a good time. All right, you intro the pod now. What happened to your knuckle, nigga? Huh? Oh, you punching walls. Oh, you punching walls now. No, no. You're going through it, boy. I used to punch walls, too. I had to knock some nigga out. Let me see. Yeah, y'all ain't ask. I saw it. I just assumed you was. What happened to your hand, bro? I got attacked. That's the Chihuahua. Corey, you got attacked first? Yes. That ain't nothing but the Chihuahua. I thought it was a dog. Dog bit you? Yes. The dog bites me every week. I do need a vacation. The fans ain't lying. Yo, the dog bit you? And then when I'm home, yes, the dog bites me every week. And yes, I still get food. You starve the dog? I order food from Chick-fil-A. But those dogs ain't supposed to bite that hard. Huh? Those little dogs, the one I saw, ain't supposed to bite that hard. No, they bite hard. If they get a grip. Because the tiny dogs are tiny and scary. So their defense mechanism is a lot more accurate. Complex. Yeah, than my mastiff. So yes, I got bit. Oh, I know. I believe you. Anyways. I'm going to show you how to act. Look. You got a chance. How's your step-dog? You fed him? You see him this weekend? You fed him today? No, I feed him today. I don't know him too much. You're doing like that. Yo, this nigga. Step-dog is hilarious. Okay. All right. Come on. Taking it too far with cows. We kill them. We eat them. We wear them. We wear them. We wear them. We wear them. That's on par with most animals. But with cows, we also eat veal, which are their children. Yeah, pretty fucked up. Then we drink their milk. Doesn't sound as bad, but it's the milk intended for their children we eat. Yes, it is. We eat their babies, and then we eat their babies' food. Facts. With cookies. It's crazy. With cookies. We don't get cookies in there. Just a midnight snack. But then. Let's take it a step further. On top of all of that. That's why I don't put cheese on my burger. We take pictures of our missing children. Oh, shit. Put it on the side of the. Oh, shit. No, you smoke it. He's killing it. Put it on the milk. Who is this, you? His name is Ahmed. Hey, sorry for killing your kid. Barucha. Haven't seen my kid, though. Have you? Really worried about my kid. Your kid's dead. Hate him. washed him down with his own food. People look out for my kid. Thanks. Uh-uh, not for daddy. Mic check, one, two, one, two. So glad y'all could be here. Big Jersey, big Jersey. We're popping out there. Here we go. Shout out to whoever you might be listening from. Shout out to whoever you might be listening with. Here we go. Everybody out and about early this morning, getting it, getting it, getting it. Shout out to Patroni's out there. Shout out to the subgroups out there. All the parents out there. Here we go. Oh, it's me, you can tell them, man. You are always next to me. As long as you can win, you can win. As long as you can win, you're happy to be mine. Yes, sir. Always for the ladies, always for the ladies. Everybody in Queens, what up, what up, what up? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Always for the ladies. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. But I'm alive, don't wanna be scared, I'm alive, I'm not afraid to say, I'm alive, I'm alive, don't say anything. I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive. Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, Pride Speaks, Pride Speaks gang. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, extremely happy to be here, host Joe Budden here with the best cast on earth to my right. Yeah. Queens, get the money. Queens. Y'all know what time it is. I know what it is. Queens, Flip is in the building. Get your watch, nigga. Built his own shit, nigga. On kick, turning up. Flip the network, turning up. Queens, Flip, how you doing, man? I'm feeling good, I'm here. Good, good. Next. Next to him. Come on, man. Not Mark Hill. Fuck Mark Hill, nigga. Our good brother, Philadelphia's finest, up all night working on a book, popping Adderalls. I did this off the natty. No, you didn't, Mark. I didn't. I don't believe it. I didn't. I don't believe you. I didn't. Dog, I watched your eyes and your little response video, dog. You know I used to do drugs. Like, I did all the drugs. I'd love to, I just haven't. I didn't need to. But I will, soon. All right. I'm starting something new. Well, anyway, our good brother. Dr. Mark Lamont Hill in the building, man. How you doing, Mark? I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. My wife hit me with the, what you doing on Wednesday? What we doing on Wednesday? No, she said, what you doing on Wednesday? You got any plans? I was like, nah, everything's cool. I was like, what's Wednesday? She was like, our anniversary. Oh, which one? Oh, that's not fair. I got hit with the. Marriage anniversary? Yeah. Okay. Oh. My shit is this month, too. My shit. My anniversary's the 17th. See? Happy anniversary, yes. Oh, yeah. Happy anniversary. Yeah, so I got to work that out for the night. That's all. What you going to do, man? It's Wednesday night. I don't know. This conversation happened this morning. I got the babysitter. Do you guys do the, buy like the gift made out of a certain material every year shit? No. Okay. That's a thing. It's an every year thing? Yeah. Yeah, it is. Oh, I didn't know that. Yo, you got your car keys? I don't know if I have my car keys. You got your car keys on you? Are they nearby? Mm-hmm. You know what you got to do? I'll go to the store. I'm going to get that for my boy. Oh, shit. You know what time it is. You know what we're here for. Big bottles. Big bottles anniversary. Hey, big dog, do me a favor. When you get a minute, go downstairs, pop the trunk. Get that hot of Tote out. Get that thing for my boy so he can turn it up in there. He ain't turned it up in there. I don't care what Mark say. I read the signs. She in there begging him, like mine. Anyway, congratulations. Happy anniversary to you and your lovely wife, Marty. I can't, you know. Oh, Park. You know, after a while, who remembers? Got you. You know your marriage anniversary, Park? Yeah, of course. Of course. Shit it on, Mark. So, Flip, you know yours? 17th of September. Shit it on, Mark. Dude, how many years? 18 this year. I know the date. I just wouldn't have it, like, I didn't have the date of the week, like, programmed in my head. And it did kind of slip my mind. How do you celebrate? Because I know you did the marriage, like, low-key at first, and then did the party, and then invited us last year. So, what's up? We'll do that every year. Do something tonight. We'll do something tonight, y'all. And, no, no, I don't know what we're going to do. I think we're just going to do dinner. Something like that. You know what I mean? Our date is September. That's also what threw me off, because we just did something in May, so I was like, what's our. But the date don't change, though. How do you forget it? I didn't forget it. It just. Slipped his mind. Like, if you said to me, like, Wednesday anniversary, I would say, oh, it's such and such. I thought about it last week. I just didn't know it was Wednesday. Yo, I got you. Yo, when you working hard, man, it slips your mind sometimes. No, no, just start with when you're married. When you're married. I was surprised that couch even said it. And when you work hard. I didn't know. It slips your mind, Free. I'm getting disengaged, y'all. Oh, okay. I didn't understand why they was. There's been plenty of times, like, the 16th, I'm like, 1158, like, oh, shit. Y'all know y'all anniversary when y'all started going together? When we started going steady? That's what I was about to ask y'all. And to answer your question, yes. Let's go Freeze. Freeze, no. You know Freeze, no. Freeze ain't about to stay down with Ish. I think Freeze knows all the dates. You know when y'all met. You know all the dates. Nothing at all. All right, cool. Let's say last. I know Freeze knows all the dates. Do you know all the dates? Like, when y'all. Like, your anniversary, when y'all first met, the date. When y'all chose to, like, be together, all them dates? And have a dick? I don't. Some dudes know. Ice knows. He got a dick. You want to pass on this question? I'm going to know when she give me the multiple choice. I'm going to know. See. Give me when it could be. Because they're going to start acting away a week, two weeks before. Some of them do a month. They're going to start doing little shit. It's like. They're like, oh, it's this month. I know the month. Just get me in the ballpark somewhere. Then when she start running around the house sucking her teeth and slamming doors and shit, I'm like, oh. This week? Might have been yesterday. That's why you got to have a reserve gift. You got to have a gift for nothing around. See, I can't do that. Oh, that's good. I'm terrible with that. Oh, yeah. No, I do it. I get a gift. I got to give it right away. No. I cannot tuck a gift. She be getting Christmas gifts early. Then I be like, damn, I gave her that too early. Now I got to go get something else. I cannot hold a gift, bro. No, man. So many of my friends, I gave her a candle that was in the crib and put the sauce on it too. Like, yo, I got you a gift for your birthday. Forgot to send it to you. Come through. I got candles, some fucking. What's the shit with the sticks in the. The oil shit? Yeah. Do you re-gift your clothes? Oh, the diffuser. The diffuser. You did not give somebody a diffuser with the sticks in it for a gift. The sticks weren't in it. That's one of my reserve gifts, I'm saying. It was brand new. Brand new. Brand new candles, keep a brand new bottle of cologne or perfume in a box around for the birthday that, for somebody that you love, you just didn't step forward this year. You didn't go to Macy's. Did you re-gift the cologne you get given to you? No. No. People don't play with me like that. They don't give me no. I like my cologne. Got you. And there's like scent brothers out there. Like the people that. Yo, I'm talking. This ain't kick. Don't do that. Don't do that. This ain't kick. This ain't kick. Don't do that. If I'm talking, that's crazy. Hey, yo, I'm going to keep it real with my nigga. Hey, yo. You not exempt, boy. Me? You're not exempt. Don't talk to me like that. I know it's not kick. But you interrupted me. It's obvious. That's why I'm on kick, because this is not kick. I just wanted to ask my man a question about, they refilled colognes in Macy's. Somebody told me that. I want to know if that's a thing, if you ish knew about that, because he. Was a booster. I don't know. Did you know about refilling colognes? I don't. I'm just. I don't do that. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I can hear you. Go ahead. He about to shit. He about to shit. He about to shit. You can see it, right? You know you want to. Right. Just do it. I didn't go. I didn't do it. Somebody put me on it. I swear to God. I don't really buy cologne at Macy's. Yeah, he's going. Got you. Yeah, okay. On some of the leadership, what we buy from Macy's now? Like kids' clothes. Even then, the parents sometimes, when they're in there shopping, it's like. Oh, I judge. Same. Yeah. Macy's is. I buy socks in there. Macy's is not socks. I buy socks in Macy's. No, Macy's. No, Macy's. Yeah, yeah. You can do some of the polo tees. Macy's is. Polo? Polo tees. Ralph Lauren. And they got a pot in there, too, that I could use. I wouldn't use no Macy's pot. Ralph Lauren. No, they got a pot in there that you could use. Where? You go to bed. I'm thinking like a living strip mall in Macy's. Well, I ain't done it in a while. I don't think you would do it. Wait, Macy's not that chump, y'all. Stop it. It is. I've been talking this big money shit. Have y'all seen my pots? Some trash. You lying. You lying. No, I got good pots, but you know what it is? The pots that we like cooking on are the old one with the handle falling off. You just know how this pot cooks. The only good old pots I like is the cast iron shit. Ain't nothing better than that. Good old cast iron. Them shits is the greatest, but outside of that, my shit's just cool. Oh, shit, I didn't even finish introducing everybody. Listen, Booster Hall of Fame, King Wawa, Mr. Thousand Doors and up, and got that rent from them. Spun. Spun. Pulled up. He didn't get that shit. Pulled up. Lifted pole. He didn't get it. Pulled up. Pole out. Lifting pole. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Pull. It goes two ways. You have to pull out when it got there. What we doing? It goes two ways. Are we going to do this? Or are you going to do this? Cash or ass? What we doing today? I wasn't talking about doing that. I wasn't doing it. Anyway, make some noise. Big ish in the building. Heavy on the big. Heavy on the big. Yo, that's crazy. Free boy. Your ass is crazy. What up, ish? Good day, sir. Jesus, man. We producing you today. We are. Anyway, Big Freeze himself, Mr. Taker Further, is here. Freeze, how you doing, man? I'm good, man. I'm good. How y'all? Love you, nigga. Good. Couldn't be better, man. Big Parks, Elmira's Finest is here. Poe is here. Corey is here. Erickson is here. Tanner and Savana are here by remote. Maybe. I ain't walk back there to see who's back there. And last but certainly not least, each and every one of you very important people out there are here. Indeed. How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? Good. Great. Y'all good? Feeling good. Feeling amazing, man. All spirits. How's everybody? Holiday weekend? Did absolutely nothing. It was fan-fucking-tastic. Thank you. Had the great kids. Absolutely great. Kids, just chill. Went to the zoo. Other than that, just chill. you went to the zoo took all the kids to the zoo yeah it was nice were you on your phone turtle back oh okay were you on your phone a little bit why you got somebody watching no I'm just oh yeah yeah of course no but yeah it was good good kick with the kids see all of them at once nice oh all your kids you're saying my grandkids oh got it got it kids and grandkids that's fire yeah I keep forgetting this guy's a granddad got two grandkids yeah y'all hear that y'all on the internet talking about a grandfather that way that's a bitch ass grandfather you talking to nerd ass granddad I called Mark yesterday I could not and Joe calls me I know some bullshit but wait I get a bad rep for that really that's how you feel you've called me seven times in my life and six of them have been bullshit and one you wouldn't have been coming early one I was calling about that makeup day yeah I told you I called Mark yesterday and he said hello and some shit and I just laughed for like six minutes in that nigga here man he said hello and some shit hey look at you look at you now that was great all the down for the team the crazy shit is they be sending it to us yeah I know they said everything sending it to who us yo your man let me tell you something your bitch ass nigga they tagging me they be so angry too I saw somebody tag you and Joe yeah tagging me man oh they tag me five months ago five months ago they tag me too oh five months did tag me yeah five months is crazy yo let me tell you let me tell you something about me dog I was on I was on this internet shit before it was cool I was on this message board shit before it was cool I was getting porn on the internet before it was cool I was in chat rooms before these little fucktards popped up I am well tenured on the internet I've been starting shit I've been avoiding shit I've been the cause of shit I've been the cause of shit my business been out there I slept walk anything on the internet dog I'm one of the forefathers of this shit I'm one of the innovators of this and as you age one of the tools you have is knowing when not to go on there it was my birthday labor day mad important life shit going on I'm telling you I'm overworked I really need a vacation some of y'all are right I'm overworked too much real shit was going on for me to really zoom in on the internet and once I got on the internet for a free three seconds I heard somebody say Joe Budden might as well let the Ku Klux Klan come up there and call them niggers I put my phone back on the charger and went to dust bus that's the good thing about having a dog it's always something to dust hey you mad at your fiance dust bus yeah internet acting stupid dust bus so yeah I ain't been I ain't been reading none of that shit I got on when y'all started tearing Mark ass up for fucking the shit he did but other than that yeah it feels good feels good to be have some internet experience and know when not to pay the internet any more yeah did I do the intros? so this weekend I was saying I gotta shout out to Ish apologize to him because I was a part of the making fun of my man but I went to Atlantic City you know Mayor Smalls invited me out there and it was nice you had other work to do or you went down just to nah I mean he invited me out there he showed me it flied me out I drove out there but you know he showed me around a lot of the people some are easier some are easier than others nah not really not really did he take you to dinner? yeah of course steakhouse was good but listen the people you know there was some people that was hurt some people you ain't got to send no message to me hold on let's laugh together yo sick stupid yo yo nah it was dope him and his wife was dope they were accommodating this is amazing he let you stay somewhere no I didn't stay anywhere I just drove up there for a day and I drove back man it's just clean beaches wonderful people Atlantic City got a lot of good shit going yeah a lot of good shit shout out to Mayor Smalls I'm gonna say that we'll save it for another time shout out to Mayor Smalls man we fuck with you up here but I think you know that hopefully we conveyed that when we saw you and if we didn't we had two members come out there and hopefully represent us well I'm on the other I'm on your next I guarantee you I'm on it yeah he's gonna bring I'm on your next why you ain't next ooh cause I'm from there I've already been there a million times I'm from Philly they rep Philly why you need to be holly about it nigga cause I don't think holly about it I don't like Atlantic City this is what you're doing again look and when they attack you nigga you can go fuckers do a PBA nigga a PBA oh whatever whatever that shit is help me help me help me help me PSA PSA I ain't even looking for you right now I was gonna say public people announcement but I don't wanna disrespect you you my man oh shit but speaking of the PBA thank you for reminding me since we talking about our weekend yo order has been restored in the world to what told y'all I went bowling with surf he had a lot going on that first time we went women fucking that's that nigga goons fetty wop cracked your head security he learned me something in that little bowling alley with the lights low and the fucking Elton John playing took three hundred dollars from me he did he took some money from me you forgot to mention that the first time you didn't tell us no no no you did not mention you did not tell us well I said it y'all didn't hear it it was there it's in there go check it just check the files took him over to the hacking sack the other day the other night I seen Corey in there Corey Corey was in there before I got there though Corey what the fuck Corey was in there you want that shit again guess what he wasn't by himself not at all oh he don't let that thing go he was in there he was in there with his baby Mike show me your fat little bowling date yeah so we went bowling on Sunday night eight o'clock me and Dub B shout to Dub Naeem shout to Naeem and Surf and some of his guys but some of his guys they're really bold now not like before okay not like before these guys came in there with their balls three balls putting them all on the shit it was serious business time we bowled five games okay five is real Surf first game he put up 220 god damn I put up like a 150 yeah I'm older than Surf Surf is 30 so 150 ain't bad that's not bad you need to warm up what's a good score I don't I can't remember 220 is amazing yeah 220 is crazy it's a really good score 220 you're out of here you're on I'm a competitor you're perfect at 300 okay but it's really hard but super competitive okay I got you yeah so I bowled a 150 bowled a 220 he got me we played five games I won three out of three out of the five then I bowled a 150 a 170 then I bowled like a 180 something but I left the eighth and the ninth open that was supposed to be my 200 game yeah I fucked that all up then I bowled a 180 and a one it was blah blah blah between 170 and 180 all night but cracked them thousand dollars thousand dollars you gotta watch how you talk to niggas when you think he thought he had sweet money yo what you wanna do 300 whatever you want 500 hey whatever a thousand sure so order has been restored his man though two games back to back he put up a 220 then like a 260 damn his man his man caught caught fire he closed every frame shout out to Gene no every frame is closed it's just how you close yeah it was all closed shout out to Surf Surf dude we had a great time bowling Dub had a great time we had a real great guy time and I've been so stressed and overworked and looking for a hobby and a friend I'm like yo we gotta get back into this me and Dub used to go bowl a million games Surf is saying him and his man are bowling a million games now yo let's do this now let's do this every week it's a workout it's healthy it's guy time it is yeah so we're going back you should come Mark if you're into bowling you should come probably do Sunday probably do Sunday let's say everybody left me on red in the text I was going to make it up there and then when the time changed you ain't text me Android shit but I you said six in the text and then I know I said I said six in the text because I thought I was just going to go with Dub B and Dub said eight got you so then I hit Surf and he was fine with that so we had a real good time Surf I'll see you this week dog just let my body heal up and recover shit be real five games is real I couldn't move the next day five games is real imagine having to wake up and take a kid to school yo I cannot believe that shit you still you still throw a 15 huh you still got 15 a 16 and a 14 I threw my 16 I want to go get a new ball I want to go get a new ball I'll take you spot what spot where no seriously you got a bowling guy yeah yeah no I want to go get a new ball my ball is 25 years old it do damn well we got to start somewhere serious we had a big loss in our community and I want to make sure that we address it I mean I wasn't done talking about my weekend oh I'm sorry you did your topic voice and you go that's usually when you look at the board nah I did more this weekend I went out oh talk oh you was outside that's way more than that when you went you thought it was just bowling yeah after the talk you was allowed to do yeah nah I stepped out for a minute stepped out went to paint to go check some of my old spots they ain't seen me in a while boy things have changed boy Things are different out there. there. And I didn't stay out too long. But I only bring it up to say I'm not in go-out shape no more. It's tight. What you mean? Go-out shape, 12 to 3 in the morning to sit in that chair and sit at a bar and speak to and then go home and wake up and be a functioning member of society the very next day. I don't even see how I was doing that two or three nights. I'm not in go-out shape no more. Which is funny because the go-out shape I'm talking about really is a toxic shape. Like you're working on yourself to be in toxic shape. Yeah. I was at the bar falling asleep at 12.30 on Friday. Tell me about it, yo. I can't sit in no fucking bar stool for hours. When Rim was throwing her R&B shit, me and her in the text, I'm like, yo, she's like, yo, I'm throwing this event. It started 8 and 9 for the people like me and you. And I'm like, oh, bet. So I go to her shit at the old nigga time 9, 9, 30. She ain't nowhere around. She ain't nowhere. I stayed there for 90 minutes. Two hours. I'm like, well, she's still on Young Nigga Time. She's still got the energy to do that. I gotta be in a bed. Yeah. Yeah. No, for real. Anyway. Mark. Sorry, I apologize, y'all. No, it's fine. I just want to get to this earlier in the show. Wealthy influencer, Ego Tiny Uber Ego passed away during his penis enlargement procedure. Wait, what was he doing? His name was Tiny? His nickname was Tiny. And he did what now? He wanted to get untiny. Yo, the internet is so, like, national and choir to me. He went on a luxury vacation in Thailand with his wife. And during that trip, he decided to get a procedure, a cosmetic procedure. Man, no, you don't lie on the dead man. Not during the trip, he decided. Yeah. Or was the trip to do that? Oh, I'm sorry. I should say that, yes. Yeah, because that make him look nutty. No, no, no. If you was on vacation and was just like, you know what? Hey, I could use an intro too. Nah, that's disrespectful. That's fair. Nah, stop it. You might have seen the commercial. You might have seen something out there. They seen the billboard like, yo. Hold up. It's time. Man, he's wealthy. He's a British-Nigerian business. A big influencer. He kind of tells everyone else how to get big in business. Stop saying big. He had 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine injected into his penis at a clinic. And apparently it killed him. It didn't work out the way he wanted it to. Yeah. He was allergic? I don't know. You know, dying trying to get your meat enlarged is crazy. That's rough. He ended up getting an embolism and passed. Rest in peace, but damn. You got all that money, but you go to Thailand to do that shit, man. Go to Miami. Go to L.A. Are those spots better? Yeah, I love when niggas like you say that. From New York. We in New York. You can go to New York. Yeah, well, I don't know if the doctors are good out here in New York for the penis enlargement, but I did see, you know, there was an expose in Miami. Now you don't know. I can vouch for Miami. There was an expose in one of my people's. My expose. And his girl put out the, his girl put out the receipts of the penis enlargement, but it was in L.A. And I spoke to the nigga. He said that shit was lit. I said, I ain't cool. You spoke to him about his meat? No. I check on my niggas. He got exposed. So I said, yo, is that true, my nigga? And he said, yeah. And you asked him how it went and everything? Yeah, I had to. What'd he say? It went good, nigga. You asked for the before and afters? Nah, I don't know, but he out here fucking. And it work? Is that the goal? To be out here fucking? Yeah. Nah, I'm just out here fucking before he got his meat. The bar is in hell. I'm just saying, sometimes a nigga want to give an extra uh. Because it be niggas like you that come around and just do the little sweet clean up. Niggas want to be able to, niggas want to prevent that. They don't want nigga like H to come around and do the sweet clean up. Oh, but L, please, please, don't gas it. I got him out of the way with just this. You ain't got a guy. Yo, yo, what you pointing to? Your pocket? What you was doing? Oh, hell! I was going to get you on that. I was going to say that. No, I'm good. No, I'm talking about you. This thing's so stupid, yo. No, I'm just saying, yeah, yeah, so. But I don't know why they go, you got all that money. You don't need to go to Thailand and stuff like that or Columbia and these places. They might be known for it. You know, like some of you go to like some countries for. Yeah, some countries, like Turkey. And motherfuckers could afford to get the surgery over here. But supposedly Turkey is the best. When it comes to the hair. Thailand is the DDL capital of the world, baby. It's awesome. DDL. No, but Thailand is a place where they, you know, there's a lot of people training. Oh, man. We don't have no respect for the dead, yo. If I'm this nigga's family, I'm stepping to the toxicologists. I'm whoever else sees this. How do we know that this is what happened? Like, if I died from trying to get my dick bigger, hold it down. That's true. Make up something. Just make up something. Just say I had an overdose. Say natural. Say anything. Heart attack. Stroke. Anything. Yeah. Yeah. That is crazy. Yeah, don't tell the world I won't be. Man passes away trying to get bigger meat. Crazy headline. Yeah, that's embarrassing. You feel bad? I feel bad anytime anybody does, for the most part. True. Passed away. So, I feel bad anytime somebody passes away from this type of procedure or surgery. I always think of Kanye's mom. May she rest in peace. May she rest in peace with Kanye's mom. Like, there are people that have passed away from this stuff. I think about Shorty in the Bronx that was given the fucking ad shot. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Call me. Call me. Yeah, yeah. So, I do feel bad about stuff like this. I feel bad that your life is such that you feel like you got to get your meat altered. Like, you know what I mean? Come on. Like, that new quality of life. I mean, you must have. If you're rich and famous and you still need penis enlargement, your shit might really be. Because even though the money. Seen the tape, right? No. Not the other one. Oh, I heard about it. I heard about it. Well, some people feel like they might have to. See, he ain't do it. Well, he went the other route. He hired. Yeah, right. The one with it attached to him already. I'm not even going to see him in bullshit, my nigga. If I had a three-inch meat, I might be in a lot. And some paper? And some paper? I might be in a lot. What the fuck you talking about? I'm not going to lie to you. Y'all can say whatever the fuck y'all want to say. And if you're circumcised? I am circumcised, but I don't need no three-inch meat, yo. Three-inch meat. Oh, you got circumcised? You're not circumcised? You've never seen my dick, Joe. Ew. You wasn't circumcised that day. Oh, my God. I'm like, all right, all right. Yo, what's wrong with y'all, man? What kind of shit was y'all into? What was y'all really into, bro? Y'all niggas. Y'all ain't never seen my dick, bro. Yo, I do have a question that is not for this room. It's going to sound gay. And, yo, hold up. And niggas in here would be in the line for some meat if they had three-inch meat. I just said. I'd be in line for motion. I'd try to get the motion up. Yo, yeah, yeah, right. I'm trying to work on the motion, man. I'm with Barks. I'm trying to work on the motion. I would be too skinny. I'd be scared to die. I'd be scared. I'm not above it. I ain't heard enough niggas dying from that. Yo, niggas is lying, bro. Niggas is lying. If there was a successful. We've had this conversation before. And what'd I say? Ah, this is. You being live for some. Yo, dog, niggas be lying. Go ahead. Yo, if I could do it and not die, then maybe I'd go into the line. Any surgical procedure has the risk of dying. Any one of them. It's got to be high for me. Yeah, I'm sure. How many inches? If you're a three-inch, how much more could. Barks, we black. Huh? But I'm saying, were they going to take you from a three to a five? The five still isn't really like. Yeah, like the seven. They're not working. They're not working for us all, fam. If you got three inches. Yo, y'all niggas is lying, bro. I'm not. I'm not good. It's cool. If I had paper. That's y'all niggas that shave y'all asses and legs and do the hair surgery. Y'all is into all that shit. I would just trick. Man. Oh, so now. Yeah, but then she may not be lower than you, nigga. She may not be lower than you. Nah, see, I'm too emotional for that. And you front. Hold on, stop. Let me just say, I'm too emotional for that. And this money getting, Joe? I'm too emotional for that. It's delusional now. I'm not dying. I'll die with my three-inch dick. I'm not going to get it. There's no guarantee you're going to pass away. And the odds, I'm sure, are not in the favor of passing away. The problem is, and again, again, this is the wrong room to have this talk. I'm not educated enough to frame it differently. Just say it. Nah, I can't do it. I'll do it. Come on, man. You can't do it. You're saying this is the wrong room. You can't do that. Don't be a cheese. I can't do it. The problem. Don't be a. The problem with having a three-inch dick ain't necessarily that you have a three-inch dick. The problem would be if you behave like you have a three-inch dick. Interesting. That would be the problem. Nah. Like, my question to y'all. I disagree. Girl, let him go. Let him go. My question to y'all is this. As men, we're men here, and we can get off this as soon as I'm done, because I don't want to talk about it either, but as men, you hear women talk about little dick energy. Yes. Do y'all think little dick energy is ever prevalent in you guys' lives, and you have no idea about it just because you're not thinking that way? I hope not. Yeah, I hope not. Do you ever run into a behavior from someone. Oh, from someone else. Yes. Yeah. That they're really. There really is no explanation for, and it leaves you rather confused and dumbfounded, and we're not programmed to think. Mm-hmm. Ah. Short nigga energy You got it Broke nigga energy They got words For all of the shit And how niggas act Differently when They are Deficient in some area Or another Nigga called y'all Deficient God damn I'm not trying to be funny Nah he's right Nah he's right And I would go get a strap I would do something Oh wait You would get Hold on It's his bag I'm saying If you had a three inch dick You go to the You go to the store You go to the store You get the thing And you try to please Your partner Is what I'm saying But what you get out of that Pleasing your partner Pleasing your partner Okay Alright Okay Oh that dog Oh sorry Nah I just said okay I'll say this There are people out there Who are like Fuck please That ain't There's people out there That got like micro penises Like the ones where You can almost get no pleasure If I had a micro penis I would risk dying I ain't gonna lie If I had a micro Have any of y'all had Any cosmetic procedure But a regular small penis I wouldn't risk I probably wouldn't Yo have any of y'all Had any cosmetic procedure That required anesthesia Yes No All of that Has a fucking risk of dying True Anytime you under anesthesia Has a risk of dying So that's what I'm saying Y'all keep saying Oh I wouldn't do this Because it has a risk of dying Well that goes with anything My nigga You know what I'm biased Because I only know about One penis enlargement surgery And that nigga just died So And you don't If I knew too And you don't And when I And when I Freeze Got it Hell no Freeze Freeze No y'all Y'all freeze No wait Freeze The one that Buffalo freeze He ain't the only one you know Yeah this shit to the knee That buffalo freeze So what do you say Yeah cause you ain't just getting lasix That's why I did all that shaving You ain't surgery You ain't just getting lasix Didn't need none of that Didn't need none of that So free Now freeze get him though Hell no We good We good We good I respect you We good I played around with you a little bit But you that nigga boy We good Hey like freeze Well you just left a freeze room Oh Yo Bone legged boy We good Why you don't say much About everybody's dick Freeze Well This is horrible This is absolutely horrible Terrible Disgusting Rest in peace to homeboy Rest in peace Rest in peace to homeboy And shout out to you dudes Out there that's maneuvering Through the world Deficient Like this shit Disabled Handy Yeah Yeah Hey Handicapped And capping the handy Oh shit Oh No man I'm on fire Yo Yo what This guy to go on vacation Honey No you need a vacation I do need a vacation When I'm home sometimes I think about Y'all's vacations I get mad Why don't you just take one When I'm home sometimes I get mad I'm like this nigga Mark them I ain't take mine yet Mine coming up in November Mark them been the fucking Oh boy Martha's Vineyard St. Martin's Jerusalem You know He's all fucking Three years apart Yeah But you been a lot of places You went though Ish done been mad Blazes Are you planning on Going on vacation You do it on the content tip Don't wait Don't wait That's a good cover You do it on the content tip You do it Don't wait I like how you do it Don't touch me nigga I like how you do it the best He magically went to AC Right To do it Content To check out the interview Come on you know why Come on Interview I'm saying that You do the content You do the content I couldn't do it That nigga's going for French My girl would break them cameras There would be no cameras There would be no cameras There would be no cameras I said this man Me and Benny the Butcher Had a conversation And I said that it's important For your significant other To be supportive Because you're able To move freely And as long as you move With respect And you have an understanding That's all that matters I go home every day My wife has an understanding I run things past And if I don't I don't put it out That's a real spill Okay I'm serious If I don't I don't put it out That's fine You know I went the other day I went to go surprise at her job A lot of people knew Who I was I was watching her To see what I You know But they knew who I was And then Still was watching Yo mute the fuck up Yo Stop talking That's you nigga Yo seriously Married and engaged People are kicking it Anyway It was good to see her at her job It was good for people To put the You know I know I know a lot of people I know a lot of people That's fans That had questions Of how did she allow me To get away with these things Oh he's still going I have to I have to I have to put him in respect Yeah I had to Oh you had to Alright It's a bad day It's a bad day We got it We got it When you had to talk You did that whole thing The other day But I get to you I never had to talk Oh Okay let me tell you Yeah so I went there And we're just happy To see her and support her That's good man That's beautiful man That's fine Shout out to Link You bought flowers Of course I did not Oh What'd you bring Um just me Best thing moving nigga No of course I didn't You didn't It's alright Um What else is important Oh by the way Real quick You mentioned vacation You need to plan a baby moon You do What The what You do You need to plan a baby moon I'm telling you now Because you're not You're looking You're looking at me right now Makes me feel like You really need to think about Fuck is a baby moon A baby moon is The last vacation That your girl could go on Prior to giving birth Ah Why you gotta say that I never even heard that Baby moon Yo Edison's office Out of here this year I'm trying to help you Yo bro Yeah Edison's office Out of here Baby moon A baby moon I've never heard of that I've never heard of it It's a thing It used to not be a thing Oh it's a thing Alright Dogs ain't heard of nothing But a baby moon And your dog And your dog Babies are us None of it It's a thing Thank you When did that one start That was after Pushgift I don't know what Yeah probably It's after Pushgift It's a thing That's a thing right Pushgift is a thing for sure But it used to not be a thing I know Baby moon is the next thing It's a relaxing vacation Or a trip taken by Expecting parents Before the baby is born Exactly Yeah So you wanna do it You know You figure out where y'all are In the process You don't wanna do it too late Yeah Cause we missed ours This sounds like Something for privileged people Yeah You I did one No I'm not taking a vacation Because I'm not privileged To this degree Huh Joe I have to work In some months I have to work I have to go Your privilege will open Back up A few of these lawyers I didn't ask for Look Yo Hey Yo Hey You big ass I don't know Maybe we should chip in If I show y'all If I show y'all I believe you No no no I don't even wanna see that That'll be the last time That y'all say baby moon To me again No it won't No I haven't I won't say that to me But hold on But you have a team On the brink I'm gonna kick it with y'all Come back after prize picks And let me know If y'all still think that's wrong You need the baby moon And the sun You have it man Come on man I'm in the house Having regular fights The fucking baby shower Like Which set of rules Are we going with here I gotta come Burberry shirt With the beans Or can you and your girls Just kinda hold this down It used to be It used to be Yeah It used to be Now it's a joint Now it's a whole It's a joint event bro When they started Picking the right dude They wanted him to pop up That's what happened That's what happened You cook it now You want this up Seriously You want this up When they was ashamed Of homeboy Stay over there We got it We'll set it up That wasn't just It wasn't that They was ashamed of homeboy They couldn't reach homeboy Well that part too That part too They ain't seen him Homeboy was married Homeboy wasn't coming They trying to press the church So now these fucking Soon to be wives And moms Want you to appear Your baby shower Gonna be lit nigga No the fuck it is not You're not throwing No regular shit At no What's that What's that little holes You're not doing that Nah my shit was lit I'm sorry That shit was fly Your shit gonna be lit I'm not looking to do that You're not looking to do Baby shower I'm not looking to do that And I don't want And I don't want What's the all the gifts From when the people The registry Give you all the shit That you need Registry I'm cool I wasn't a fan You might want that I know they're gonna say Write the list So that your people Know what you want I wasn't a fan of that I don't love it And it saves you a trip Having to do this shit For me it's not even About the money I mean the money helps But it's also like Some of that shit You don't feel like getting Them little details Hey Mark Remember somebody suggested us All to get him a gift Yeah And showed us what Oh yeah that gift Was crazy I don't even talk to people The way I was about To talk to this person Y'all should all Get the stroller Y'all should all Get the stroller for Joe I'm like oh that's cool This shit was more expensive Than my first two car Than the hospital I was born in That Ian's baby Was born in That my little brothers No let me not lie I don't know Where they were born But anyway They got the little Special Beyonce suite That's the room Beyonce closed The hospital And had the baby The whole floor But I was born in there Before then But now the rules Have changed Since Beyonce Had the baby So if that room Is available The big suite Four combined rooms Kitchenette Bed for the dad I've had two kids The dad experience Is never the greatest You know You get that one shit Or you get that couch Or you get that one shit And you get one little sheet Yeah that's it That's it It's really really bad But four rooms combined Couldn't even hook My playstation up In that motherfucker Kitchenette Dad bed Big ass plasma All that shit If the room is available Then You can get it For X amount of dollars A night If it's available However to reserve it Yeah Ho wham Yeah Yeah Yeah go on Baby moon Go on I was just trying to get it For you in front of me Baby room Yo dawg I'm trying to help you We trying to help you It's going to be brought To your attention I'm trying to tell you I didn't want this That to be the first time You hear it No my fiance Know what time it is Okay She know what time it is She know where things stand We sharing information We like kicking it I got to be honest About my real life stresses And what's really Happening with me She knows That it would probably Be inconsiderate Yo you ain't got to You ain't got to do That whole sweet shit Man inflatable pool At home in the living room Inflatable pool Nigga text Erica By do Get your ass over That's what I'm saying They do the inflatable pool You do the home birth shit Oh man Erica probably would have Did that to you By the text Yo if you Dula, I'll tell you off air. Dula. I got a good doula for you. Just go ahead, bro. You got to hold a damn few. Go take a little, shoot three couple days with your girl, with your fiancee. No, you know what I'm thinking though? And then we'll leave this because I'm sure the fans don't give a fuck about it. A staycation and just go to Armand, New York. Armand, New York. Yeah, just go relax. Just go to Armand, New York. Just a little staycation. Staycations are fine. Staycations are beautiful. Staycations are very dope. That's probably what we'll do. And that's still a baby move. Yeah, I'm down to do that. I'm down to do that. Now it's time for. You don't have room. They got. Never mind, we'll talk. Now it's time for my favorite part of the show. Pride. Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga. Nigga. What's wrong with you? I hate this man. What the hell happened? You dealing with them niggas? It's up. What the. What they trying to. I see one nigga pop out and say, do we know if Joe is blasted? You know what? You know what? 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So what are you waiting for? Lock in for kickoff because everyone and everything is on PrizePix. Oh, they turned it up with the read. You can tell they're excited too. Uh-huh. You know what they about to do. They got a lot of reasons to be excited too. I ain't going to lie to you. They got a lot of reasons to be excited. Listen, PrizePix is really easy and simple to play. All you have to do is find your wallet. Get it. Attach that account. Let me stop. Let me stop. All you have to do is select two or more players, look at their projected stat line, and pick more or less for your chance to win big. Let's see. Let's see. Ish has not won and going on four months now. Probably more than that. God damn. But let's see how he did now. Aaron Jones for more than 46 and a half rushing and receiving yards. That's a flop. That's a flop already. That could happen. CeeDee Lamb for more than 75 and a half receiving yards. That better happen. Yeah. Kirk Cousins for more than 213 and a half passing yards. That's big Kirk. I've never been against Kirk. 213 yards. Kirk do it in sleep. And B. John Robinson for more than 77 rushing yards. And since he was my second pick in my money league, I like that one. hopefully he does that. Don't forget to download the Prize Picks app right this very second and use promo code J-B-P to get $150 instantly when you win your first $5 lineup only on Prize Picks America's number one Sports Picks app. Y'all know we had our fantasy draft last night. Is everybody happy? We had our gang, gang, gang fantasy draft. I like my squad. Is everybody happy? Yeah. I like my squad. Who usually wins? Changes. In this one, I don't know. I've won one in recent years. Corey won last year. Corey won last year. Corey won in recent years. Yeah. Ain't nobody on no run. Gotcha. Yeah, nobody's on no run, but I like my team. It's cool. I was being fucking experimental. Just doing shit out there. Bitch-ass nigga Michael Wilson in like the 14th. I don't know who we'd be drafting with. Michael Wilson. No, that was the, whatchamacallit, the keeper. No, that was the keeper. Yeah, what you talking about? Oh, my God. Nigga got Javante Williams in the ninth. In the ninth. Fucking James Cook in the third. We did some keeper pick shit this year where we get to keep all of our players from last year. I'll like it if my guy performs. If he doesn't perform, I'm going to boycott this one. I don't like it when that round come up and you see you skip. Yeah, I was waiting there. You be ready to, all right, my next pick. Whoa, what the fuck you mean? I almost called the league commissioner. I almost called somebody. That shit skipped my pick. I had somebody queued up. Somebody that could have helped. Oh, it fell right here to me? Yeah, somebody that could have helped. It skipped the shit out of me in that pick. Yeah. Anyway, yo, shout out to everybody out there giving up for fantasy football. Word. Yeah, that's what I got. Just the fall. It does feel good that it's the fall. Yeah, it does. It felt really weird not doing anything this week. I started thinking, though. I started having, like, I don't know what it is, PTSD or some shit. How am I still sitting around doing nothing? But I can't wait to do it all season. Fall is here. I wish I loved football the way y'all did. I wish you stopped pretending you did. No, no, this isn't like a principle thing. I lost interest. I want to get it back. Just watch a game. It'll come right back. I watched the Super Bowl and it didn't do much. We were in it. Mark, it's not for you. It's just not for you. I used to love it. I love it every Sunday. Now I'm kind of like. It's okay. Man, it's so much football now. Now you got, shit, the league started Wednesday. Wednesday, that's fucking weird. Instead of Thursday, you got a Wednesday game, Thursday, Sunday, Monday. And y'all watch all of them. Y'all not watch every thing. It's just Sunday. You could just catch almost every occasional money. I get the league. I watch every game that come on. Y'all ain't junkies. Every grift ain't worth it, Mark. Just the grift on football. Every grift ain't worth it. I'm missing the joke. Like, you got your grifts that make you your money that pay big and well for you. It's not even anti-football. You don't need to. It's not anti-football. I'm just bored. I'm just not into it. That's what we saying, man. It's the concussions, right? We understand. It's too much for you. And we can tell when you come in grifting because it's like, oh, Caitlin Clark, they found her again. It's like, you don't watch this shit, man. It's fine. It's fine. It's okay. It's okay. There's nothing wrong with it. I watch WNBA, but. I know. Football, I want to get back into. You know there's only 24 hours in a day. And I'm bad at math, but not that bad. You ain't even got enough time to do half the shit that you riff about. I don't sleep much. I'm like you. I stay up. No, I sleep. No, that nigga sleep. I go to bed. That's true. I sleep early as shit. That's true. I get up the same time as you, but I don't sleep as much as you. Yeah, you. I go to bed like one or two and wake up at like five. That's how I know I'm getting old to be around ish A's too. I start seeing these motherfuckers on the internet and on TikTok and shit and all I can think is, boy, y'all got so much energy. Y'all was out last night. Y'all was out twice Saturday. Them niggas is hitting three spots. Y'all was at the. Remember that? They flying places to go somewhere. Oh my Lord, nigga. Shit is crazy. They got kids too, though. I know y'all on that Four Loko. That Four Coco shit too. That Four Coco. That red. That Coco, right? That Coco. OT Genesis got to come back. They still on it. They still on that Coco. It's called Adderall now. Yeah, right. My boy Mark draw a lot. It's cool, nigga. Yo, what's up, buddy? My boy be trying to lie, but it's fine, man. What you talking about? What's the thing now? What am I talking about now? You know what's funny? I went and checked my fucking pill box. My little pill drawer with all my pills. Found half an Addy. Had to be from. Was it a 30? It got to be. Boy, it was a 30. I didn't do nothing with 30. It's half an Addy. Got to be seven years old. At least it's potent. I didn't throw it out. I kept it. Just in case, I want to see how Ish acts on Adderall. You want to slip it to him? Yes. Yes. Yeah, nigga, drink this. Right in that little crush it up. Put it right in that little tea thing that he walk up to. Nothing to wiser. He ain't checking nothing. He's a fucking procrastinator. He's just going, making tea. Yeah, drug him right up. That's a joke. Refer to the tag. What do you think will happen? You want Adderall? A lot of talking. Oh, it'll be a lot of yapping. Actually, do you really want to do that? Do you really want my answer? Yeah, yeah. I think you are the person Adderall is made for because you're delayed, like with the procrastination, with the being on point. It would actually just work? Yeah, it would get him to where he is supposed to be anyway. That's what I think. I don't think it would be extra. I think it would be effective. We would just see it work. That's all I think. Mark already talks fast. Brain already moved three million miles. Still, already got a blinking problem. Already get dressed like he was on something. Everything about Mark so we could visibly see when Mark is. And when I'm on Adderall, you'll know, they knew. I pull over, got to wash the car. Got to wash the car. And the car was dirty. It was. I know y'all like to laugh at me, but that car was dirty. Doing it while you were driving was the funny part. I know. Utah, wherever the fuck it is. I thought it was in Utah. It was in Utah. Utah is not in my area. I'm about to go to the let out with a dirty car. This nigga like, yo, we in the desert. No, we were driving to LA or some shit. That's what I'm saying. The pump shit? I don't care. How you do anything is how you do everything. Oh, man. Drive, niggas. Nigga, get us to LA, nigga. I don't believe that, listen, and this is me, and then we can move on to some other shit. If my bed ain't made right in the morning, if I got a pile of clothes on the side of the bed, nothing is going to be organized in life. Oh, I can't even go to sleep with a pile of clothes on the bed. Yeah, no, never. Mindset, mood. Seriously. I'll turn the pile of clothes into my blanket. Oh, hell no. But that's partly why your life is in disarray a little bit. I concur. With just being all over the place. That's totally true. Look, Mark. My car is a little, it used to be really good the last year. I mean, it's still a Porsche. No, I'm talking about interior. I mean, it's still a Porsche at the end of the day. My car is mostly from kid shit, not from my shit. Still $250,000. It's not that. No, my car clean now, bitch ass. No, it's not your shit. Yes, it is. No, it's not. All right. By his sin or by your sin? By my standard. Would Joe say it was clean? By my standard. There we go. So it's dirty. No, I cleaned it up. It's clean for you. Seriously. Like no more bottles. No more urine bottles. Y'all don't feel like as a man. So you got like, so there's nothing on your seats or nothing? Like no sneakers and shit like that just laying around in the car? Uh-uh. They're going to say we got them. We came yesterday from the gym, but. Y'all don't think as a man, your car should just be clean? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. I heard Corey say, I believe that. That's for the girl. That's for the girls. That's for the girls they had to call me. I heard Corey say something earlier, a guy that remembers everything as a bitch. Hey. I just think that's funny. I think that's funny. You may be on to something. A guy who. I think that's how most of Corey's sentences end. Yeah. A guy who blank is a bitch. Like you put anything. A guy who do what I can't do is that. You ever see a dude on Instagram that goes to do some shit and there's a big fucking background that's like gay. That's Corey. That's Corey. Yeah. I'd be agreeing with that nigga. I'd be agreeing with it. I looked at my girl dead and out the other, my fiance, pardon me. I looked at her dead and out the other day and said something emphatically never happened, never took place, impossible, you're wrong. And she pulled up a text that was from my phone and she was right. And you still argued it, didn't you? I didn't tell her that she was right. I went outside and checked my cash app for the date to cross. Right. For reference. Didn't you realize she was right? And right there, Tata Lelicious was right. And then I went to her and she was like, yo, dog, I'm your memory now. You know you can't remember nothing and you know I'm always right. And I had to submit. Good for you. Thank you for the help. Support team. Support system. Nothing to argue about. We on the same team. That's how it is when you're engaged. What? What? Salute. What'd you say? I said salute. When's your birthday? June 19th. Oh, we right there. Mr. Peace! We right there. Hey! The planning starts now. Mr. Peace! January. January. But he dead ass not going to do it. All right, anyway. Moving on. Moving on. Moving on. All right, Joe. Moving on. I said something that's been stuck in my head for the last half hour or so. What'd I say? Same. I kept talking thinking he would say it. Yeah. Well, y'all were showing. Y'all weren't showing. Shut up. At this point, we're going to do it. We're going to do it. It's stupid to me. Y'all wouldn't shut up. Hey, Mark. What I ain't saying to keep sticking out a mind in your brain. That might even be a good topic. Hey, well, I mean, y'all don't shut the fuck up. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's facts. Sometimes niggas don't want to pass the ball. That's facts. Oh. That's facts. You know what I'm saying? But no, we was coming off the last topic. I say, yo, hey, nigga, know somebody with a little meat. Huh? And you know it because the girls tell you. They talk. That is a thousand percent. Everybody in here. Every man in here. Atomic friends with girls that'll tell you that a nigga is working with some bullshit. You don't want to know. You don't want to see nothing. But they let that. There's only one problem with what you're saying. And I agree with what you're saying. Every guy has heard that from a girl. That's not confirmation that it's true. That's true. When a girl says that to us about a guy. It could be a lie. Yeah. Go ahead. Three or four of them. He's starting to. If you're speaking to three or four girls. My boy got it. My boy got it. Dick research. My boy got it. Y'all crazy. If you spoke to three or four people about the same person. Then you should be arrested. And you're a dirty macker. And you probably have a grudge with this guy. I ain't fighting for the camera. It's cool. No, you should not be hearing that about the same dude from four people. At some point, you got to want to get away from. I got to get away from this. I don't want to have anybody's dicklyography in my fucking brain. Dicklyography. You've heard rumors about homeboy. Homeboy. Yeah. From multiple people. Come on. Not his dick. But just rumors. Sounds good. So that's what happens. I wish I knew who homeboy was. You do. You do. This part will be out of here if I knew who homeboy was. You do though. If I know it, I'm saying it. No, but listen. So what I'm saying is. That's not cool. That's how rumors flow. Got you. Can y'all stop? What you want to watch? That's not cool. What's not cool? And you know better than that, nigga. Why Mark don't know that? Fuck the rumors, nigga. You know better than that. Stop doing that engaging. You know about rumors, nigga. We don't listen to rumors, nigga. We shouldn't listen to rumors. You shouldn't engage with a rumor about a nigga. For real. I'm telling you. That shit trash. And you two fly to be playing those games. Yo, you don't even know what we talking about. He's right. It don't matter. But it's just corny. It sound corny, bro. Bro. He's right. But again, what I'm telling you is. The rumors that we talking about. About the dude. If I could tell you who the dude is. It's. Stop it. I want to hear. No. I'm about to. I was about to just cover it up. That was fucking shorty. Mm-hmm. Remember I came in here and told y'all. Oh, that's. What the fuck are you doing? No. Y'all not even on the same page. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. It was corny. I was. I was confused. Bro. You just. I'm banging out of this. I'm out of here. I knew that's what he was talking about. I'm out of here. He was going. I'm out of here. No. You knew I was talking about bro. I knew who he was talking about. That's what I thought he was talking about. That took a left that I didn't expect. Holy shit. He gotta take that. He took it out. He took it out. It's out. No, but dog. When you start having mad people from all different places telling you about something specific about the same exact person. My nigga does shit. And we in a small hood. Then it's safe to assume that they got small meat. Was that part of the rumor about homie? This shit is crazy. I'm saying this. Was that part of the rumor? I don't want to be the nigga on a girl's. What's her name? Chat. Telling you the nigga got baby meat. So y'all can say what the fuck y'all want to. Baby meat is crazy. Y'all say all this politically correct shit for the pot. Listen. So you're saying that. If you would get the surgery. You're pro-surgery. Every nigga up here would get it. I'm pro-surgery as well. Oh, okay. I have another question for you now. I'm pro-surgery if it's dependent on the rates. Dependent on success rates. Thank you. And not just niggas would get the surgery, but niggas are now going to find a way to let motherfuckers know. They got the surgery. It ain't like it used to be. It's not like it used to be. These are going to find a way. Ain't no video for me. You got the ticket law, dude. What's the real shit? Yo. Yo, what's the real shit? I just got my stitches out. Yo, real spit. Yo. That nigga got prospects. Yo, on guard. I hate that I added this to my cookies, but fuck it. We're here. It could add 1.5 to 2.5 flaccid, does not change erect length. Or the other one could add a half or a full inch. So if you have a tiny meat, you still have a fucking tiny meat. So you should still do it. Would you still do it now, Ish? You got three? Not the one. I'm talking Thailand, though. Thailand, they go an extra mile. Thailand, they-- That's why homies ain't making it. --go overseas? That's not easy. Why? The US-- The US, they got regulations and shit. They don't follow the US regulations. I don't even feel right with y'all. With y'all wearing these shorts. Thailand, you extend on your shit. Look at these niggas' shorts. You can tell they want somebody. Wait. So they add a-- They crazy, yo. --inch to an inch to a half flaccid. That's right. He watch-- So it's just for show. Both of y'all over there doing it just for show. Just for show. Yeah, that's just show dick. They don't even work. And then erect, you say, adds a half an inch? These niggas be coming on the pod-- Yes. --trying to get some shit on. Yo. Let me ask you a question. Actually, none of them seem to change the erect size. Yo, I'm poxed. This is my final question on this. Oh, that's crazy. To y'all brothers that say everybody has had a woman tell them about somebody with a little dick, do you think the same is true for the reverse, for the opposite? Has every woman came and told them when homie was knocking them out the park? No. Yes. And I say that because-- Ice says no. It says yes. Mark? No. You've never had one of your homegirls tell you a nigga was working with you? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Yes. I was thinking everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can say that every game. Got you. So yes. Parks? I guess I've heard that rumor. Yeah, I guess I've heard that rumor. Of men. Y'all take some of the bass out of your voice. Ain't no way to say that she was stripping. Yeah. Yo, these niggas are masters of humility, boy. How you supposed to say it? Yeah, that nigga was shushkabobbing my chick. Oh, that nigga was holding right there, son. I was shocked the bitch was telling me. No, we've all heard that, bro. We was talking about something totally different. That's how full of conversation she's going to be. And it's a nigga that-- oh, man, forget it. Look, look, look, look, look. See? Come on. See, that's corny. Now you one side. That's corny. You on our side. Wait, what I'm saying is corny? I'm saying she was bigging them up. Yeah, but you said the nigga trash. Nigga bum. That's not what I was saying. And it was a nigga that what? That has been to the same dog park as me. Yeah. Like, a few mornings. Walk the hell off the dogs. Dog don't want to walk no more. Dog won't go lay down now. Dog good now. Dog ain't been back to your house since. Rear. Fido. Fido, where you at, Fido? Yeah, dog busy as hell all the time now. Dog ain't got no free time. I fooled for you. Yo, y'all. Y'all are idiots. We have been on dicks for a long time. I wish we leave. All right, so listen. Joey Badass, Joey Badass recently went to Blue Note. Sold it out. Yeah. I heard it was a great show. Shout out to Joey Badass. I heard the show was amazing. All right. What do you think? All right, so. All right, we're not going to kick his back in for this. No. For what? Tell me what he did. Joey Badass, friend of the show, guy who came up here that I absolutely love. A dope dog. I fuck with Joey Badass. He's the best. Heavy. And beat that nigga up in the Pele Pele Leather Store. Yeah, nigga. Boop, boop, boop. Right when he was on his way out. But he went to Blue Note and did Song Cry at Blue Note. I do have it here. His version or Jay-Z's version? No, no. He did Jay-Z's version of Song Cry, almost like you would at karaoke or Girls Love Karaoke. Shout out to them. Shout out to them. Girls Love Karaoke. I seen you and E up there. E, they on season four of Girls Love Karaoke. You cannot do Usher Superstar again. You did it all three seasons. You back up there again singing Superstar. If it ain't broke. That boy got the tick. That boy's tick. Niggas be having a ruck-duck-duck. Dick tick. That's stupid. Anyway, I want to find this clip and play the Joey Badass version of Song Cry. Like to hear it. Here it go. But what was oh so special that you was given away without me? That's your fault. Many times as you've forgiven me. How was I to know that you was plain sick of me? I know the way your nigga living was whack. Cause you don't get a nigga black like that. I'm a man with pride. You don't do shit like that. You don't just pick up a knee to make me sick like that. I'm not for daddy. Throw away what we had just like that. I would just fuck a big brother. I would fuck a big brother. Talk to that girl good. Who wants a good girl going back? Look at this. Yeah. He won't go to Blue. No, right now. Look at my boy. Y'all don't feel me though. No. That's from the heart right there. Now, listen. Now, why this is important to highlight. Listen, many of people go to the Blue Note and do covers in front of a live band. Why this is important is because Joey Badass recently got separated from. His fiancee. She posted publicly on Instagram. All of us got in the group chat. So him doing this contextually seems in response to something that we don't know as onlookers and observers there. That was the most professional way I could break that down. Distinguished panel. I think it's amazing. Why? Why? I think it's accountability. I think that if you did something and you knowingly did something. And hurt your chick's feelings. And it came out publicly. Hold on. I got to look up again. I got to look up. Go ahead. Yo, you stupid. No, dude. I know you don't know what that mean. I got to look it up. I know you don't know what it mean. You do? Anyway, so I think. Stop. I think that publicly him basically professing his love for his girls. Like Theo doing a Justine Justine. Like I think that shit is fire. Yo, Joey Badass is a great rapper, right? Yeah. Would you say that? Yes. You couldn't come up with something on your own. That would look a little bit. More of from the heart and authentic than just rapping the whole lyrics that. But we all know the Jay-Z lyrics. But you're talking to your girl. I'm saying but of him getting up there saying. That's probably his favorite song. No, but him getting up there saying some of the shit. He came up off the top of his head. It ain't going to resonate the same exact way publicly as if you saying it. Everybody knows these Jay-Z songs. But fair. If my point is I'm talking to my girl. I'm trying to accountability. It ain't for the crowd to resonate to the lyrics. I don't agree. Are y'all crazy? I don't agree with that part. His girl got embarrassed publicly. I'm publicly professing the love for my girl. You can publicly profess your love from your own record. You could. But again. I'm a rapper. Hold some. I'm talking. That's like a joke. Part of. Humility is humility, bro. A large part of communication is making sure the other person understands what you're saying. Reception. He could go up there and do his own song. And it would be a new song because this is a new event that happened. Nobody's going to know it. Nobody's going to sing it. He's not going to get the same feeling from the crowd. None of that shit. Yes. And I'm done in there. That's back to y'all. But my point is this ain't about the crowd. And who's to say that he doesn't have a new song coming about this? But it's about the public embarrassment for your girl. So him being up there singing Jay-Z's song has gone viral. That's the reason we are talking about it on this show. Had he gotten up there and did his own shit. Somebody might have thought it was from an album. Or something coming out. It might not go viral and get across to his girl in the same manner. Had he got up there and done an acapella freestyle. Fuck a beat. Fuck a new song. Yeah, freestyle. As a pin. Again, we talking about Joey Badass. We not talking about a nigga that can't rap. No, no, no. A nigga that can't put words together. We talking about Joey Badass who has a pin. If he got up there and did some authentic from the heart shit with a pin. Niggas are going to film that and say, yo, look. His freestyle he made toward her. We wouldn't be talking about it on the show. We would approach it differently. We wouldn't be talking about it. Did y'all see the shit Joey Badass did to his girl? Or his girl? As opposed to rapping song cry. I think they both dope. Be clear. I'm not knocking. I like song cry. The song. I don't like a nigga trying to use song cry as the let me give that to my girl publicly if I am a rapper that can. I like a nigga that can't put words. I like hip hop covers. I think that the genre could benefit by more people doing covers. Yeah. That's one of the biggest fucking sources of income for people in other genres. Why doesn't hip hop do it? I'm only talking about if this is a message to try to talk to yourself. I'm advancing the conversation. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to agree with you and itch because I want to clown and have fun. But that is a great point. Yeah. All these other fucking genres. That was the business for a hundred years. And be clear. At Blue Note, a cover is not abnormal. Word. It's super common. Yeah. That's one of the things I love about Blue Note shows. So on the internet, it does look funny. Him singing a song that don't belong to him with a mic and in front of a live man. I know the internet. But again, the internet is for y'all that's just watching and laughing. The people in real life, they're freaking the Blue Note. This is a very normal thing that happened. But. Got to laugh. It look funny. I'm alive. You got it. Hey, freeze. Hey, freeze. I'm with you. But you are, you know, some logic shit. I just want to laugh at this. This is and I got to laugh. It is saying that this is accountability. Is this accountability? No. What is he taking accountability for by rapping this song? It's an accountable song. Of course. No. What is he taking accountability for? The first part of accountability is. No, it ain't. It ain't. Oh, this is a great talk. Some cry. Y'all are saying. It's a bad accountability song. Some cry. It's toxicity, my nigga. I don't think that song is accountable. That's toxicity. It's the exact opposite of accountable. It's toxic. He was going to get right back. Only one line is that. Nigga, you can't. There's no option. She got out of there. The only one line is not accountable. That's not true. That whole verse is not accountable. He was like ratifying what he did. He's accepting what he did to her. He has no choice in the record. Because she left. She's gone and won't speak. She's gone and won't speak to him anymore. Since when the fuck did that matter for the niggas that don't want to take accountability? So it's not accountable to say. I don't see the accountability. He already knew he was fucking them girls. Yeah, you got to help me. He was giving an explanation of what he was doing. But I was going to get right back. And he respect the fact that she left. Yo, we was just talking about this earlier when I was talking about going out and being in shape, in toxic shape. This is toxic shape. This is toxicity. This is toxic shape. To say, I was just fucking those girls. I was going to get. One line. But the whole verse is about that. No, it's not. The verse is about how Shorty stuck with him through thick and thin. She did all of these things. He's the person that had my back that I should have never crossed. The get back fucking the girls part. Yo, you know how many niggas get caught doing fuck shit and still will not apologize and still will not own up to it? At all. Are we fucking kidding? We're not saying the same thing. Yes. Thank you. He did not apologize. He ignores all the great shit she did. She's out already. Yeah. Everything you said is true about what she did for him. But he didn't say like. Like, I want us to talk about what that. We all know the verse. We all know the song. If we need it for a point of reference, I'll play it. I want the lyrics. I'll play it real quick. I'll pull up the lyrics. You got to cut that out of the YouTube. I think we're having a real good talk right now. We are. But to you, that's accountability. To me, it is not. To me, it's not. It's not to me either. I think the first part of accountability is acceptance of what you did wrong. Most people don't even get to that point. But where's the acceptance at? I know what I'm trying to say. He's acknowledging who she was and what she did wrong. She did for him. Where's him accepting I was wrong and what I did? We said I got to live with the fact that I did you wrong forever. One, I know the way a nigga live in this way. That's not accountability. I don't think it's accountability. But he does acknowledge that he was wrong. I'm just saying. But I don't think he holds himself accountable. I think he just said you were wrong. This ain't kill Jay-Z. Right. That's accountability. That is accountability. Still, I left you for the months on end. It's been months since I checked back. Yo, if you don't know the words to Song Cry, you fired, yo. Take that shit and kick it. You kicked nigga down already. You know the words, don't cry. - No. - Or are you reading for the first time? - No, no, no, no, no. - Stop, no, you like that, don't crack jokes. - Yo, you can't put your finger on it. - Fuck out of here, both y'all niggas is bitches. Yeah, I'm on that, both y'all niggas is bitches, yo. Take the word out, please. Both times. - Yo. - Read it. Hold on, nigga, nah, nigga, don't fuck me up. - My finger's too fat. - My boy, yo. Where's the point at, man, come on? - What verse you reading? ♪ I made some stone with shock on the other end of the bone ♪ ♪ Word back home that you got a special friend ♪ - And then he got the nerve to hate. - Right. - So what was home so special then? Shut the fuck up, dude. - Get out of here. - Fuck you, this shit ain't a game. - No, he was getting a message in from the wrong people. - Right, he's actually blaming her. You were giving it away while getting at me. He's actually saying-- - Someone's locking them all down. - He is crazy. - That ain't accountable. - I'm a wrong person. - He's saying, that's your fault. - Right. - All these times you've forgiven me. - This is gaslighting, bro. - Nigga, you didn't know she was sick of you? - It's gaslighting. - Don't defend this, yo. - I'm not wrong, no. - Thank you, thank you. - I'm trying to think of the second person. - Right. 'Cause that person's toxic as fuck. - On a piece of CD of bigs, me and my bitch. ♪ My body and fly pretendin' to be that shit ♪ ♪ Everything on the end, say you see that? ♪ ♪ Shopping spree, fly to Visa quick ♪ ♪ Look, she held him down ♪ ♪ A nigga had a very, very bad credit ♪ ♪ You know he's that whip ♪ ♪ You helped me get the keys up in that V-notch, bitch ♪ ♪ And niggas run around ♪ ♪ Like this is the fuckin' accountability ♪ - Yeah. - Yeah. - And get on stage and say this stupid shit, which is my problem with Joey Bada. - That's what-- - Nigga, you just, this is fresh. Hov was kinda talkin' in hindsight. - Yes. - You, this is fresh. - And this ain't what-- - That was your fiance, and you were singing "I Love You" on the phone. - No, no, no, time out, time out. - Let me finish. - He starts gettin' back. He starts gettin' to the accountability part. - Yeah, Joe, you wildin'. - He does. - In the second part, he acknowledges, Joe. You wildin'. - I'm startin' to go through my head. - Yeah, you wildin', nigga. - He did. - I lost the part now, nigga, you moved my hand, nigga. - Come on, what's the part you're talkin' about? Let me hear, let me hear. - I don't remember that. - That's when our signals got crossed, and we got flipped, rather than mine. I don't know what made me leave that shit, made me speed that quick. Let me see, that's it. - Let me see, that's it. - It wasn't cheese. - It wasn't cheese. - I'm a nigga, get them knees real quick. I used to cut up they buddies, now they sayin' they love me. - He's a piece of shit. - Used to tell my friends I was ugly and wouldn't touch me, and then I-- - And you had a nerve. And then it got fuzzy, and I don't remember that. - Or I don't remember you. - And y'all think that's fly. - That's acknowledgein'. - Yo, then it got fuzzy, I don't remember. You just remember it. - He's acknowledge, nigga. He's acknowledgein' that the money-- - No, she acknowledge! - Stop! - 'Cause she left! - She left. - And by her leavin', he acknowledge it. - And he still sayin' you shoulda hit me up first. - He's acknowledgein' yo. - That was the beginnin' of the verse. - At the end of the verse, he sayin', yo, damn. - I fucked up, I'ma win while you left. - Yes. - Here's my reason. - I don't remember that, and I don't remember you, all of the dope fly shit that you've did for me, I lost track of, and I took it for granted. - No, see, I don't think that's what he was sayin'. - That's what he said. - I took you-- - I thought that was a diss to the women. - I took you for granted. - I thought when he said, "I don't remember you," he was sayin' that to the women. - To the other chicks that he was just talking about. - That's what I'm sayin'. - No. - Then I pulled up in that dubbed-out buggy, and then it got fuzzy, and they don't remember that. They don't remember dissin' him. - No, he's saying, "Things got fuzzy, "and I don't remember that, and now I don't remember you." - No, no, no, they are the ones saying, "I don't remember," they don't remember that. He's sayin', "It was ugly, it wouldn't touch me." Then I pulled up in that dubbed-out buggy, so now I look different, I came back with a whip, and now they got fuzzy and don't remember that. - They don't remember that, but I don't remember you. - No, this is what I'm sayin'. They're sayin' they don't remember dissin' him. He said, "All right, then I don't remember you at all." - No. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what he's sayin', he's sayin' it's a dissin' him. - He's not sayin' that. - And then they-- - He's sayin' the girls say, "I ain't never say that." - Right. - "I never said you was ugly." - No, no, y'all, y'all are sayin' the same thing here. - Look, I'm entertaining these girls now, and I forgot you. - Now we're breakin' down "Soul and Cry" in fuckin' 2027. Then it got fuzzy, and they don't remember that. I agree with you, he's talkin' to them, they don't remember that. - To the girls, right. I went the genius to just look at the annotation real quick. - And I don't remember you, I do think it's him talkin' to his girl. - To the girls. - And I think he's talkin' to the dissers. We just disagree. - He's basically saying, "I took you for granted when I started gettin' money." - Yo, can we all agree that "Soul and Cry" is not accountability? - It's toxic. - It is the one you pick. - It's some gaslighting shit. - It is some gaslighting shit. - There's some toxicity in there, but it's toxic. - Joey Badass told me he was on semen retention. Like, he took it to the next level. In '03, when Hov said this, semen retention didn't even exist. Now they got new tricks that they throwin' in the game to trick women. No, nigga, you was just engaged and singin' I love you. Yes, niggas cheat. I think there's a way to do it with class. There is a way to cheat with class. I'm engaged, I don't know nothin' about all that. I'm a faithful man. But when I was cheatin', no, no. Some things I do with you will be in blatant disrespect of my lady. I can't take you to River Palm. All the hosts and waitresses and people that work here know me and my girl. Even if they won't say nothin', it's in bad taste to cheat that way. There's ways to cheat in bad taste. Joey Badass cheated in bad taste. I'm not talkin' like I'm sittin' on some high stool. I've been there before. We make that, y'all make that mistake a lot when I get talkin'. Him singin' that song at the Blue Note, fresh off of this shit, looks nuts, nigga. 'Cause you could've just not did it. - That's my-- - See, and now, because, and I'm assuming here, none of this is, this is totally unfounded and without basis. Now, because we assume that the way Sariah found out was because somethin' got leaked that shouldn't have got leaked, that's how she had it. No, it's not accountable to now miss your girl. No, when the side girl gives you no choice and goes to meet up with your girl or tell you-- - Start comparin' notes and all that shit. - Cross-angulate, triangulate the dates and times. No, nigga, now, it's not accountable. Now, your back was against the wall and you had no choice. I don't wanna hear that shit. I cheated too much. Please, please. - Yo, since we, Joe, since we're a music podcast, is there a song he could've chosen that would've been better? - Uh, there's that-- - Yeah. - "Mad Beggin' Songs." - Ruben Stutter. - I'm talkin' about a rap song. - I'm sorry. - Oh, right. - You said go R&B. - 2004. - Yeah. - Yes. - I think you gotta go R&B, 'cause I'm sitting here tryin' to think of rap songs and I'm like, there's no great rap songs. - Gerald LaVert, the like, "Baby, I'm ready." Maybe Ms. Jackson, part of Ms. Jackson and stuff. I was tryin' to think of like a song. There ain't no rap songs they really good at this. - Drew Hill, "Sleeping in My--" Never Make a Promise. - Anita Baker, I apologize. - Yo, go to Eddie-- - Hey, Mark. - Go to Eddie Kruner. Yo, don't yell "Mark" while I'm talkin', nigga, you crazy? Go to Eddie Kruner and play, they have a song like this. They have a song like this. Come on, man. - Leave the nigga alone, he chose-- - Nah, nigga, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. We can't do that. Yo, when we see a nigga that we love, this is called love. - We not gettin' up there singin' fucking Anita Baker. - When we see somebody that we care about, that we love, that's not the version of ridin'. That's more, we in shape to be toxic. That's not ridin'. Pickin' your man up and lettin' him know where the error in some of his ways might be is ridin' to me. - And you know what? If he had did one of them songs, especially as a nigga who don't sing, that would've looked great. Like, that's a lot of humility and vulnerability. To stand up at the Blue Note and sing some Reuben Stoddard and some Anita Baker and some whoever. - This is my song. ♪ I miss the shot ♪ ♪ It's like I dropped a ball ♪ ♪ Damn, I'm sorry ♪ - Yo, it's real simple, yo. Yo, Luther Vandross, ish, man. Our house is not a fuckin' home. You gotta get deep, dig deep into the breakup songs, nigga. Will you text it to her? The song, nigga, technology now. You're not typin' it. Text her the record. The fuck? - Nigga, make the playlist. - Yes! - Old school, old school. - Like, what the fuck? Nigga, make a CD. Yo, CDs are back. - They are? Sales are 50% over the last year. - You can write that down, but, wow. - Yeah, tell me why. - Physical media, man. - I don't understand, why would they be up? - Physical media. Niggas are realizing what you givin' up with all digital media. - Gen Z, they got dissonance and shit. - People are buyin' it. - Yeah. - And the value of those physical CDs, they're enclosed, they're protected. The value of havin' the physical CD is boomin' right now. See, I woulda thought records would come back. - Vinyl's back, too. - Vinyl's been back. - And people are, people are-- - Taste syrup. - More, vinyl's always been up. - Yeah, vinyl's been up. - It continues to be up. But people are now aware that this streaming and iCloud and the system that they currently have you in is built so they can affect you in real time. - Without you having any ability to do anything about it. - Any ability to do something. - Yeah. - How long I been preaching? - Yeah, without you saving anything, without you havin' a library or a bank of some shit. - That's the video game fight that's happenin' right now. - Old school, nigga used to come to the crib. Hey, know what the sign was? That a nigga was in his bag when the shorty came over? Nigga, DVD collector, a hundred of 'em. - Woo! - Go sit right there, read these DVDs I got. Hey, look at the CDs. - Yo. - 50, the 50, the 50 holders, nigga. - The CD rack, nigga. - You young kids can never. - Yo, you-- - I have multiple CD holders. - CD rack. - Nigga, you know what? - How many CD racks you have, Ish? - I had a lot of shit. - I had the book. - Yo, books. - Boostin', nigga. - Books. - No, I'm tellin' you, same shit. - Shit. - I'm with you, I'm with you. - I was on line. - I was with you. - Thank you, Parks. - The type of chicks we talkin' 'bout. - Oh, my God. - No, when a girl-- - We not tryin' to read with you. - My nigga, that's not true. - This guy can suck the air out. - No, that's not true. - This guy can suck the air out of a room, candy. - Yo, nigga. - It's just dead on. - It's the same thing. - Hey, yo, who-- - Just 'cause you ain't had nothing, nigga, I'm tryin' to knock nobody that got picture, motherfucker. - No, don't try to have books, nigga. You let fans don't say, "Nigga, your face ain't do shit." Nigga, shut up. - That's true. - And they get an opinion about you. - It's a lot of pictures that niggas fuckin' couldn't read. - It is. - But just knowing you got books is important. - Oh, Parks, you right, yo, you right. - Yeah, you niggas is fuckin' crazy. - Niggas wasn't-- - Yo, this nigga Corey be mad, nigga, 'cause you ain't have no books. I got books. I peeled two. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. You're wrong, though. No, you're wrong, though. Don't lie to that nigga. Yo, bitches wanted to fuck you because of candles. They wanted to fuck me because of books, nigga. It's all right, nigga. Don't lie on Pepe La Pila, nigga. It's all right, bro. It's okay, nigga. You're not off air, but you're talking behind the head, nigga. Because I know the real him. He lying? I'm going to issue on this one. He got books, and I'm pretty sure he was saying them. Books is agreed. I agree. Mark had to have books. Why? Watch your fucking mouth. My man. Look at his face. Hey, let me pull out a book. A Catcher in the Rye. Hey, Mark. Yeah. Have you read this? Mark had to. I got this new Malcolm X shit, look. Amazing, buddy. That's good. It is. You had Catch 22. Oh, my God. So, anyway, what I. Now, I'm always getting it. Watch out, man. What I used to say is. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I hate what he's fucking talking about. He keep going back and saying y'all fucking the same girls, yo. Wait, what did he do? I said, we fucking the same girls. I just use books. That's your stuff. He pulled out a. Whatever works. Right. He pulled out the paper. I pulled out the books. Whatever works. Whatever works. Whatever works. Oh, man. That's hilarious, bro. Y'all be dirty up here, bro. That nigga's just dirty. That's some dirty ass niggas that fucking say bitches are men. Because this, I don't like him. He kill women. Because he act like he went to Barnes and Nobles and did damage. He did. I think he did. I can see that. Wait, hold on. I did. When I was younger, they were women and they'd read on. Y'all from Jersey, girls. They don't read that much. Two books and get it done. You out your mind. I'm dusty ass Philly yammies. Is you crazy? Oh, yeah. Philly. Magazines are getting done. Oh, shit. Light beat. Right on. Anyway, yo. Yo, stop, bro. What I'm telling you is. I was the only one. I tried an Uber chick from Philly. You tried. You tried? You could do it. That was short. He was on, too. I got your dream list. What's the farthest Uber you. Now that I'm thinking about it, I got your fucking dream list, boy. That shorty, you was on the name. You remember the name. You probably cracked, too, actually. That's not right, bro. When she was married. That's our business. I'm joking. What's the farthest Uber the chick? I wanted to crack again. Couldn't. Wonder why. It was you, I think. They can't. Corso came through. They group chat. Oh, shit. The callback. The can Corso came through. Put that little poodle right to bed. It's cool, dog. You won't walk around here no more. It's all right, my nigga. Dude, you are so stupid. It's cool, bro. Yo, don't you think that the evolution of this pod is you and I, like, putting that joke to bed? Which one? Do you think we dragged it? What joke? What joke? Am I in the Twilight Zone up here, yo? Yo, say that shit. Because all our escort shit, all of that Eskimo clothes, all of our. All of our rendezvous. So you was taking the Barnes & Noble sticks to the loop? Yes. No, no, no, no. The girls that came to my house saw my books. Everybody don't get a chance to come to your house. So the girls that's going to the loop not coming to my house. The girls that came to my house was impressed by my bookshelf and my book collection. And I do believe you had a bookshelf. I don't know why we on this. I do believe you. I believe he still got one. I still don't think he do. It's a front. He only have it to fuck bitches that read books. He ain't read a book and fuck it. Which one you took to the basement, nigga? Which one you took downstairs to the basement? I don't even know. We're centering him. We're centering him. I asked y'all a question. I said, what's the farthest y'all ever Uber to trick? Because you was saying you're going to Uber somebody from Philly. I know a nigga that Uber 300 miles with some pussy. Is he the Philly or Baltimore? DC to Philly. I thought DC to Philly. Maybe DC to New York. I know a nigga Uber 300 miles. Nigga Imani Uber 300 miles. And you got to call it Uber so you keep track. It was old school, so yeah, I bet it was hard. Hey, let me tell you something. Don't let her say, oh, I'm about to call Uber now, baby. No, no, no. No, no, I got you. I'm going to call. I got to make sure this package gets to my front. Go on, nigga. We don't want no hiccups. No, I love this. Your card might be short. No, no, no. Now, that's perfect. I never did none of that. Unless you get into Uber on the way home and throw up and now the Uber account is fucked up forever. Yeah, it's ruined. Anyway, we're going to grow up one day. From DC to Philly. It's not that bad. Oh, you did. Yo, that's crazy. Yo, Uber chicks are usually ain't Uber that far. I ain't never Uber that far. And I'll drive to them. He drove. He wanted them to see his car. Oh, see. He wanted them to know the Cherokee was grand. That's how you see the deal. This ain't the little one, mama. That's how I was when I first got my little two-door white Benz. Oh, yeah. He was out. I was in front of everybody door. Y'all be, what time? She look mean in the nighttime. Nice car wash? Thirsty ass. That might be one of my favorite cars ever. Anyway, we done with dicks? Finally, I think so. Sporting good. Two seconds on CDs being back, but dicks, don't touch that down. We'll pack those, yeah. Ew, man. It's time to have a tough conversation. Come on, Mark. Come on. Hey, can me and you thrive off of this? Oh, yeah. My YouTube team just hit me. Did they? Our YouTube team. No, you got it. I'm going to fuck you up. Anyway, you were saying. They say, yo, I don't know what's going on. Something's having a positive impact. Yeah, I think we're working well together. I like it. Yeah. I don't know why the fans keep making it seem like we against each other. Right. I'm not against you winning. You're supposed to win, and you are winning. It's going pretty well. I'm grateful. Yeah, you see? Ghosts in the house, right? Ghosts don't want business, motherfucker. I got you. Big Ian Dunlap. Yeah, Red Panda. That's my man. Yeah, your boss. My God. Your boss. Yeah, yeah, boy. Yo, that's for you. Yeah. Mr. Charlie. Mr. Charlie. Yeah. Shout out to you, man. You doing what you did to Mark with the Clippers. You know you got to highlight shit and make it seem like you a part of things. Go ahead, my nigga. That's not my boss. That's one. Two, that little trick y'all got going on at work, nigga, you know what you did. Y'all know what y'all did over there, nigga. You know what the white boy did, the white man did, nigga. He stepped all over his shit, nigga. He watching, nigga, was making money. Yes, he did. I know about it. Still making money. Still doing fine. Nah, not going to make as much as you going to make. You want to see? No, no, no. Show me. You want to see? Show me. Show me. I'll show you how much I've made, nigga, without that, nigga. Everybody in the Clipper program is eating. Nah, stay out of it. Stay out of it, nigga. Go again. Between me and my man. The Clipper program. Show me. This will last, Mike. That's fire. Don't play with him. I'm telling you, boy. After five days. I'm telling you. Oh, he got the team. The team hit him. That's the text I got. He got quiet. You got quiet? All right. So, back to our program. I've been calling that, though. Hey, Church Mouse. I mean, back to our program. Don't laugh, son. Back to the fuck down. What the fuck? Wait, wait, wait. Wait, I mean more than that. That's one, too. That's a good number. Yeah, but I'm not working. You hustling up and down on I-95 like a fucking truck, dude. I'm talking about you, too. You running all the way down Atlantic City on YouTube on my own content. On a fucking Peter Pan bus. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Holy shit. I'm talking about on YouTube. Yo, don't touch my laptop, my guy. Hold on. They got to laugh with each other. On my own content, this is what I make. You got to be ashamed for you to come start. I'm going to get you to come so far as you come and you got to do that, man. You got to add something Make money off what I'm working? I don't know. Dog. No, I don't agree. You shuffled all the way down Atlantic City. Yes, I did. You feel good about yourself? There's more than that. It's stupid, yo. It's good. All right, so we got a story. Yeah, no, yeah. Change the subject, my nigga. No, we want to talk. I want to talk about the Stevie Wonder tour. Yeah. Wow. So first, big news. Today, Stevie Wonder announced that he is doing the 50th anniversary, which is crazy. That's crazy, yeah. Of Songs in the Key of Life. Y'all remember when it first came out, right? Only one of us done. In New York in November. In November in New York. He's going to be in Chicago. He's going to be in Detroit twice. How many dates? All the shit I told. Maybe like 20 or something. You're going right to that show. All of the shit I talked about Mr. Wonder. Yes. You should even be allowed there. If I'm blessed enough to still be on Earth in November and Stevie is in New York, I feel like as a musician you would have to do that. You have to. No matter how you feel about the show, you would have to go see that show. So that's what I wanted to talk about, right? Because it's the 50th anniversary. I think it's the greatest album ever made. But I do think, pardon me for a minute more. No, please. But I do think, because all you do is rely on me to get a Clips jumper. You don't ever jump out with a hot tape to get Clips on. Let me do what I do for us. I do the set up. You do the hot tape. Now, after Stevie's New York show. Sit down. As long as you get yours. Sit your ass down. I do think he should sit his old ass down somewhere and his caretakers should fucking wheel him over to where he needs to be. So I saw him in Madison Square Garden. I was here at the time. So it must have been like when we, like maybe a year, I guess I've been here two years now. So yeah, right at the beginning. And how was it? He did a new song. Okay. How many? Just one. Okay, that's not bad. He said, I got a new single. I want y'all to come hear it. You get one. You get one. All right, you can get one. I went and got a beverage. When I got back, it was over. I would say about an hour and a half into the hour and a half show. I would say maybe 30 minutes in, he was on key. The first 30 minutes was rough. His voice was just wasn't there. He got a warm up. A little pitchy. I mean, I thought he'd warm up before the show, but whatever, right? Whatever you're into. But the show was so good. Hey, Joey Badass, Stevie Wonder, these three fucking words, nigga. Everybody has a song that you could have texted her. Yeah, yeah. Ooh, and what's the last time? Come on, man. See, niggas ain't really lost a girl before. Niggas ain't really lost a girl before that they wanted back and tried to get it back. you find the song it like it manifests no the whole tape yes that's a bunch yeah anyway I'm sorry no no I was just gonna say but Stevie eventually got it together and it was the thing about Stevie is it don't matter how he sounds it's Stevie Wonder it's Stevie Wonder and the songs are amazing so and this is probably gonna be just the album but that's a lot of songs it's Stevie Wonder and we're all privileged and blessed to be able to share the same earth time as him facts if you happen to be on earth at the same time as Stevie Wonder do yourself a favor these tickets are gonna be tough to get though and that's the part I'm not looking for yeah for who Musician Parks yeah it's Stevie Wonder doing fucking songs in the key of life live at MSG it's just probably sold out already probably they probably pushed to one second Musician Parks has alternative means I don't think so maybe Mark has alternative means we can get Mark definitely does he won't cop to the relationship because it's hazardous to his grift but but he does have my grift is step up what the fuck are y'all talking about no Mark Mark Mark Mark no no no last year you got somebody 20 never mind yo I have alternative means I have alternative means to get these tickets I'm gonna try I'm not missing let's go let's do it and my mom wants tickets to Crisp and Usher coming back to New Jersey again now yo that would be a good it must have been something out there that they didn't hit the first time around can we talk about October 13th literally and figuratively yeah I think she won on October 15th this guy is crazy tell my company nah I'm cool I'll be there I'm cool but shout out you going again they killing him yo I take back everything I said about Chris Brown and that dog bite attack shit that lady was mutilated that's what I said she got fucked up I didn't realize the extent of her injuries it was really bad you do have to pay in that you gotta pay sorry I don't know if I have to come for your tour money but the money has to come wherever I gotta come from somewhere 13 million I wonder if there's insurance you can get me to kind of protect against that and who would have that insurance yeah I don't know there's an insurance for everything they got insurance there's an insurance for everything what was I talking about Joey Badass yo no Stevie Wonder Stevie Wonder Keith E.D. I'm gonna send my mom some of those Stevie shit yeah whatever happens make it out of London I seen them first few dates was in the UK hey get out of there man get out of there make it home make it to the States I kind of want to say that I kind of want to say that let's see him in Detroit though that would be I think that's gonna be the best show he's doing two dates in Detroit I think that's the only place he's doing two dates in the state I think that's gonna be amazing I think Detroit is a good place to do anything yeah or a motel show I absolutely love Detroit me too I wonder if police presence has increased since last time I was there my man Jeremy was just out there he said he had a blast Detroit is it yo yeah Detroit is real it's great shout out to everybody he got fire he sent me some record shops too I was like cool I gotta go to Detroit it's good record shops good music it's good music it's good music we've seen good fucking thrift shops out there it's good people it's a fast threesome if you're looking for that it's strip clubs with good food their music culture they speed things up a little bit so you gotta get used to the BPMs out there their rap scene they got their own flow own pocket they got great Detroit is just everything Detroit is everything shout out to Detroit from the history with the cars from the history to the music everything everything about Detroit is this and it's real close to Chicago if you wanna Detroit is great it's great it's great I'm glazing now with it I love it you mentioned wrestling the baby opened a new restaurant Knife House Knife House Knife House that's the name of it? yeah okay shout out to the baby Knife House or Knife Out one of them but people seem to be on his ass this is another one that I would skip because we back to the internet internetting and customers customering it's called No Knife Chicken and Waffles that's what I meant I'm sorry thank you for that Flip they're complaining about the prices of his food oh I didn't see nothing wrong with the prices I didn't think the prices were so crazy but we live in New York and prices are crazy yeah yeah I'm blessed our prices up here are astronomical so I don't know where his restaurant is but Charlotte Charlotte yeah yeah sorry Charlotte ain't cheese see I didn't buy in Charlotte too love was going a lot of people moving to Charlotte but yeah a lot of well to do black people in Charlotte a plain I'm just looking at a plain Jane waffle okay it's $15 if you add six wings to it it's another $10 so like $25 for chicken and waffles now that sounds about right cheaper than Uber is that right in Charlotte I know it's right in New York well Charlotte is another Charlotte ain't going up Charlotte ain't cheap okay and then all the more like fancy waffles like strawberry shortcake waffles $25 I'm just curious are the people complaining online from Charlotte because that's the thing about the internet like you were never going to go to the restaurant anyway they're not going yo collard greens candy yams mac and cheese waffle and chicken is $45 for all of that so for us that's normal but for the average person maybe $50 for you know what I mean might be a little a little steep yeah and quality food costs more money it does yes I also need to see the vibe of the restaurant word ambiance see how much money yeah if it's a vibe that I'm cool with the food is good I'll be cool with takeout from there I ain't got to sit if the food is good the food is good the food is good I hate to say what people never want to let poor people know but I've learned this in my travels now if you're complaining on the price the price probably was purposely made to get you not to come or it's just not for you bro it's just not for you or it's just adjusted to the time right now bro it ain't necessarily got to be just for that but again if food is up inflation everything is up I got to make a profit on my shit rent is up you don't know what he's spending on rent you don't know what he's paying his workers you don't know what all of those things are factored in just don't go how about that yeah just don't go don't go I went to Shawn A's the other day I spent two something in there and that shit was amazing how many people was eating me and my girl damn that shit was amazing my nigga but my thing is y'all are complaining about hold on for a minute so thank you for mentioning Shawn A's to us that shit is amazing Staten Island it's fire she's super what I'm asking you is this you ain't asking me nothing he didn't ask anything what I'm about to ask you is this you text me the other day and me and you don't talk I don't fuck with you like that we don't kick it you text me the other day you said yo what are you saying remind me it's your story bitch ass I put it up I put it up what's the name of the what's the name of the restaurant it ain't but three letters and ish I found it right here oh shit fries big shit yo what's the name of the restaurant Staten Island again he said Shawn A's I said Shawn A's last I heard from ish he didn't hit back say thank you he didn't say yo good looking yo I appreciate y'all I'm a head deal with my girl sound like he don't fuck with you yeah hey nigga give me the name of the shit bitch right I don't say that but thank you that was on the end of it your ego is so big it wouldn't even allow you to say thank you in that instance but why you ain't say thank you like when I text you some fly shit and then it works out like damn I can't get a yo me and my girl Shawn A wow amazing yo I ain't get none of that so what right what's your point nigga alright don't worry yo we men yo bro we men I ain't what the fuck is she talking about but wait because we men yeah like if it's ice wait men don't say thank you yes we do but it ain't a fucking obligation if one of my niggas hit me and be like yo what's blah blah blah and I give it to him I'm not sitting around looking at my phone like yo you ain't say thank you but in your example if I hit you and say yo what's blah blah blah you send it back to me I'm going to say alright good looks maybe I'm going to always say good looks I don't know I don't know that or I'll send a salute emoji or something thumbs up something anything yo you've asked me for stuff I gave it to you and we just leave it at that we men my nigga I ain't looking for the you my friend I'm not doing that I thank you fuck that thank you shit that's right let me get story dudes that say thank you are bitches dudes that say thank you are bitches that's part of that right to all the men it's like I agree with that yo men can't say shit I'm saying there's a man way to say thank you good looking I agree with Corey good looks is my word you a bitch don't thank me nigga don't thank me for nothing but there is a way I appreciate you those I appreciate you usually yo I'm not going to hold you I think every nigga in this room might have asked me for some shit and I didn't get a thank you or good looks I don't ask you for nothing I don't think so I don't ask you for nothing I don't ask you for a thing nigga that's these other niggas that clamor around you nigga I don't ask you for nothing nigga don't hit my ass these other niggas want to kiki off mic off work I don't ask you for nothing nigga you nigga watch your mouth you the main nigga I thanked you I thanked you when you gave me Turk's advice to talk to who and I'm looking at it right now but if Ish gave me I would thank him like I wouldn't think I'm too much of a man he give you advice all the time you his son you know what he say he give you advice all the time say that again I swear to God I'll slap the shit out of you you his son you his son yo what you gonna let this nigga throw at me look it's alright he know he know nah man I don't fuck with your nigga who know who you his son too what fuck out of here I don't fuck with your nigga my dad would never have that mustache boy are you crazy I know my dad would never have a bunch of shit you got my dad wouldn't have that mustache hold on now I'm gonna go to the text I'm looking too too heavy well my people's needed well her baller fucked up and my people's needed somebody right you know what I'm talking about alright with that said I think you gave me the information it says thank you thank you - Thank you-ish. - Good looks. - Thank you. - See? Nice and easy. - Yeah, people say thank you. I don't want to send to you right now because you bashful, but several I found several. Thank yous in our text thread I I think people yeah, I usually good-looking. Yeah, that works a double-tap Let's do it, let's do it Carry the conversation cuz ice just asked me for a mattress plug. You ain't say no good-looking. I never got the plug Yes, I gave no no no no no sent you the mattress. I sent you the price the size all I said Yo, what you don't read the thing? I swear to God these niggas a crack it. It's cool That's the portion of her Single cover bedbugs. I Why are you finding a mattress news? What yeah, what's the matter for me? What's with me? Thank God. Oh, hi Yeah, he got you down My boy my boy looking for something else that maybe you can help on you can't never mind You can't help with that. Just you got with beds and shit. Not no real shit Hey, yo Keith Lee, what is going on with Keith Leo Keith Lee? You don't know. I really don't know the internet They're attacking Keith Lee's is a good one. A lot of the Christians are attacking him Because Keith Lee was driving on the highway and we are bring religion into it. People are attacking them people, but they're Christians but people are saying they're Christians people I'll attack you feel away. Let me tell the fucking story. Oh, you won't you want to tell it my bed? Let's get a clean start it's easier. No Listen Keith Lee. Mm-hmm. He was on the highway car was coming on to him He avoided the accident the car and of smacking into a wall. Somebody died Keith Lee did a video He told the story about the person that passed away But he also thank God and said God doesn't my God is protecting me God protect me because I avoided that accident and he sent his condolences But he said that he's alive because you know, he prays to the higher power and everything So people are mad at him for basically saying that if you're a Christian, you know, somebody lost their life So you shouldn't be up there thinking God that you survived or something like that And This is a testimony. If When I say God is amazing, you won't be thinking I'm being serious I don't know what to tell you if God went with me last night. I wouldn't be here and I mean that wholeheartedly I'm in a I'm in the front seat driving my wife in the passenger seat Tony Jalen in the backseat. We go 67 hit it home. It's 12 o'clock at night me in the left lane. We on the freeway We own the freeway. There's a car in front of me. I'm here There's a sand truck to the right of me a long sand truck that has like the concrete spigot at the back A wall is right here. We own the freeway A car in front of me start freaking out. I immediately go what the fuck? We just heard this When I say God is amazing, you won't be thinking I'm being serious. I don't know what to tell you If God went with me last night, I wouldn't be here and I mean that wholeheartedly I'm in the front seat driving my wife in the passenger seat. Oh my god I'm in the front seat driving my wife in the passenger seat. I'm in the front seat driving my wife in the passenger seat. Oh my god I'm being serious. I don't know what to tell you. If God wasn't with me last night, I wouldn't be here. And I mean that wholeheartedly. I'm in the front seat driving. My wife in the passenger seat. Oh my God. Tell us buddy. Jalen in the back seat. We own 67, headed home. It's 12 o'clock at night. We in the left lane. We own the freeway. We own the freeway. I'm here. There's a sand truck to the right of me. A long sand truck that has like the concrete spigot at the back. A wall is right here. We own the freeway. A car in front of me start freaking out. I immediately go, what the fuck? What's that? He moved out the way. There's a car coming this way. Headlights on the freeway, 12 o'clock at night. I go, jam, swerve behind the sand truck. Get behind the sand truck. He drives right past me. It feel like a movie. It feel like slow motion. I'm watching him drive past. There's four cars behind me. Lined up pretty much. They like all staggered. He drive right into him. In my rear view, I see a car try to get out of his way. The car go all the way across all four lanes. Try and swerve back to gain control. Slam right into a wall. Wake up this morning. One unalived. Stole a car coming out of Irvine. Intoxicated man. Drives directly into a car. He drove past me, y'all. I don't know if you can hear me, but he drove right past me. I watched it. If God wasn't with me, I don't know who was. My condolences go out to the family that lost their loved one. If I can't say nothing else, I'm going to say God is amazing. I'm going to say it every time. If you get tired of it, if you get annoyed, it ain't for you. I came screaming from the rooftops. At first, I wasn't going to say nothing, but then when I woke up this morning, I'm like, if you don't get in the glory, if you don't scream it from the rooftop, what is the purpose of you seeing the things that you see? If you experiencing the things that you experienced with him. If you don't glorify him, if you don't tell somebody about him. Do you hear me? I see. Oh. Who wants to jump in on this? If not, I will. Go ahead, Ice. It seemed a little extra. That's all I'm going to say. It seems a little extra, but I mean, you're happy to be alive. Stop it, Fogg. Oh, for sure. Stop it. For sure. I don't think he extra at all. Stop it. I think it seems a little extra. If you almost died. I think if you've seen some people right behind you, he did almost die. He swerved out the way. If you're going by what he said, yo, dog, if you've seen somebody pass away and you saw an accident and you could have been a part of it. If you were a part of that accident, had you not swerved, you are definitely, with your children in the backseat. Absolutely. Nigga, you are elated that you survived that. So I don't think he's being nowhere near extra. I'm just saying. What do being elated that you survived that and giving God the glory have to do with coming to the internet? Nothing. He's saying that, yo, I wasn't part. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to answer you. He said, yo, I wasn't going to do this, but sometimes, yo, praising God off the top of my head. I don't care about him saying I wasn't going to do this. He's saying, yo, I want to praise God to the highest of the mountain. And I'm saying that's in bad taste. That's not what you asked me. I'm saying it's in bad taste. I'm saying it's inconsiderate. I'm saying there was a way for you to give God all of the glory because we don't disagree on how he should feel coming out of that predicament. There's a way for you to give God all of the glory and still be somewhat sensitive to the people out there that have to see the news flash about this person dying. They have to learn about that in real time or learn about it from you and see that that's somebody that they know later. They're thinking whoever died got a family. I know that we don't ever care about that when people die because we got to rush to the Internet for some shit. But ain't Keith Lee a Christian like you brought up Christianity? He's religious. Yeah. So stop it, five. Stop it, five. Well, this is a crock of shit. Yeah, I mean, I don't I don't want to make it. I don't think it's a crock of shit. I just say it's a little extra in the. But we're saying the same thing. I'm just using I'm more brash than you. We're saying the same thing. You come in here all the time and say, yo, my God, don't play about me, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like whatever you that happened to you. I say that for absolutely nothing. I'm not disagreeing with you. What I'm telling you is my God is prevalent every second of every day for me. Cool. And I'm sure everybody I feel the same way. What I'm telling you is that there are circumstances and things that sometimes you be you be looking right in death's door that you could feel a little bit more elated and joyous about escaping those situations. I've had those situations happen in my life. And I look back and be like, yo, it was some divine intervention. We're not disagreeing. Cool. So if he wants to. My nigga, we now we get into the. Here's why. Here's why. No, your problem is the Internet. No, we just. Yes. Just that part. Bro, I'll tell you. I want to finish the thought and I want to tell you what the Internet when somebody is dead. My nigga, we just laugh. The Internet when somebody died. The Internet when you were on the scene for somebody dying. Yes. That's my problem. If my problem, I think it's you. You were you've mentioned this before. You've been shot before. The person who was right next to you died. Right. Mm hmm. That's probably a moment where you felt divine intervention or at least felt very fortunate that you weren't killed. Is that fair to say? Mm hmm. Imagine if you went to that person's funeral and you stood up and said, because the Internet equivalent of it. Right. It's not. It's not. Not even. But OK, I get what you're trying to say. I haven't said it yet. No, go ahead. There's. Go ahead. My point. Forget the funeral. Let's say you. It's hard because without. I know. And without the Internet. But my point is, when you stand up and say, well, God don't play about me. My life was spared. I praise God. I do this. I do. I do this. I do this. It suggests that somehow you are more deserving. I know it's not the intention, but that's how the person on the other end might feel who lost that person. Does that mean God play about me? For sure. That's what I'm trying to say. I understand. I understand that part. Yeah, that's the part. That's what makes it feel like important. Because he's so famous, too. So when you stand out, that family hears that. That, to me, it would make me feel a way. But his belief. And that would be mad at their family member for driving and for driving drunk? I mean, maybe. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not getting that point either. We pick and choose, though, when sensitivity is of utmost importance. And being considerate is of utmost importance. Of course. Because we just sat up here and laughed about a motherfucker that passed away trying to get his dick bigger. Exactly. And we didn't have the same exact consideration. So we can't pick and choose. I think that's true. What I'm saying. So what? And that's a false parallel. Yes, sometimes we're inconsiderate. You're saying sometimes we're inconsiderate. No, we're talking about consideration for somebody's family. It's not a fucking false parallel. You're right. If somebody did a podcast tomorrow and said these niggas was laughing at somebody dying on the dick table, they'd be right. Well, it's a false. Yeah, I know. Wait, hold on. Let me get it. And it is a false parallel. The dick gentleman dude died in March. We end September. Part of my argument with this Keith Lee stuff is- The timing of it. Yes, the timing of it. That's the whole crux of what I'm saying. You're fresh off the scene. If he went on the internet months later and told his story, mums the word for me. You did it at the time that it happened. People are grieving. And if you a man of God, like I believe him to be. I'm not questioning that. But if you a man of God, you consider that. No, I'm not. But also, bro, you consider that. You almost just died. Yeah, bro. What does that have to do with the internet? Bro, let Joe- Yo, we fucking cape when these new niggas- I'm not cape. I'm not cape. You're not cape because we're not agreeing. I didn't say what I was trying to say yet. I didn't say y'all was caping. I mean, we- There's no cape here. It's just, if you almost died, though, and part of- Like he said, yo, they tell you you're supposed to shout God's praises from the rooftop, all of that type of shit. And he feels like, damn, for whatever reason, I got spared. Not saying because I do this and because you didn't do this. He's not comparing to the other person. You can still say condolences to them, but fuck, my whole family just got spared. Thank you, God. There's nothing wrong with that. And if my platform is the internet and I tell y'all everything else, I can come to my platform and say, yo, if something happened to me on the way here and I see it, I'm going to say, yo, dog, some crazy shit just happened. But God, thank God I made it, bro, because boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, God really was looking out for me. Ice, if on your way here, you were the same incident where you narrowly avoided something and you knew that someone was dead and you got here and did that on this podcast, I would cut it the fuck out. Are you crazy? That would be your decision. It's your show. But then I'm going to talk to you about it to just let you know. That's the nuts part about it. And that is where you started in this. No, I said it was extra. I'm just saying he could have just, it went too long was my point. He went too long. You know the thing about when somebody's praising God, and this is me talking, this is me, yo, there's no right or wrong in this. Let me say that because everybody praises God. It's a pain in the ass. Yeah, this is all, listen, let's talk soon. We talking shit. Of course. We talking shit. Praise your God how you see fit. For me, it's between me and God. Like, especially when I'm at my most sincere, when I'm at my most transparent, when I'm at my most grateful, when I'm at my most, let me praise him, it's between me and him. But they also say your testimony should be able to be a message to others. Received by other people, inspire other people. So, him saying that. He mentioned that too. Yes. So, he's kind of doing both. I don't have any problem with that. I have a problem with the timing of this. Because he's saying like, yo, for you doubters or people that might not believe in this. And that's the reason they're doing you. That's why Christians and people. But then again, but that's my point. Hold on, hold on, excuse me. Oh, I'm sorry. That's why Christians and people that praise God, they get online to share their testimony to show you or to- It works. It works and it influences others to go that direction. But see, that's- To pray God, even though some of us may not like that. But that's the point of it, to bring others to the church and a part of the religion. So, that's a part of their thing. But the part where it gets sketchy is where he says to the doubters, blah, blah, blah. That's now saying that these people may have been doubters. And the reason that they may have perished is because they didn't believe in God. And that's how he came off. And that's not cool. That is how he came off. Look, this works. If you're a good, whatever you are, Muslim, Christian, Jew, whatever. If you're good at this, you get spared. It implies that the other person died legitimately. That's how it works. If I was the other family, I'd feel a way. Of course you would. And that's what people- But if you're this family, you don't. And that's why I don't want to put them in that position. You just don't go on the internet and do that. Unless God really needs it. Bro. But you need it, right? You need it. You need that second collection plate to go around. Another round. Run it back. So, this is sufficiently awkward. Oh, go ahead. Ma, I'm kind of sad. I'm kind of surprised at you and your stance on that. Now, we can move on because you joined a cult, which you, meaning that you were looking for influence or- I left. But yeah, you still joined it. There's still people that- There's still people that joined it. There's still people that need that reinsurance, that guidance, that message of hope. So, I would expect you to just understand. Even though you got out of it, have you denounced it? Because you're still cool with them niggas that go to Brooklyn over there at the spot. So, have you denounced them niggas? Are you hating them, Marcus, making a lot of money? Why would you say that right now? Yeah, it feels- Mark is doing really well right now. You would bring that up? Wow. That's it. That's nasty. Go ahead, man. Flip shoots nasty remark in caps at Mark. Oh, yeah. For sure. I, um- You try to be- Flip exposed. You got to be juiced and exposed. You want to be cool so bad, too. You're another one that sold yourself. Wait, who want to be cool? I spent my whole life being different, nigga. You're another one that sold yourself, nigga. I spent my whole life being different. You found a nigga, found a loop. I don't click up. I don't team up. I don't gang up. Yes, you are. Stop touching me. I don't do none of that. A nigga found a loop to make bread. You can't even paint that on me. A nigga found a loop to make bread, and you want to be cool like you accept it. Chill, homie. Why does this little money thing bother you so much? That's corny. Stop doing it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop interfering. Whoa. Stop interfering. Whoa. I'm not talking about that, nigga. Don't interfere in my argument with him. Whoa. Don't interfere in my argument with him, nigga. I hear you, big dog, but let me just, for the record, because this is a recorded thing here. We have to set the record straight. No, nobody found a loophole. I'm talking about this nigga. No, no, no. Nobody found a loophole. So whatever. So stop it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So y'all wouldn't have stopped it. Slow down for a second. You wouldn't have pulled that loophole down. Slow down for a second, big dog. Y'all talking to me. I know him. Yo, kickmaster boss talking. You can fool him, nigga. That's your boss, nigga. Listen, hey, kickmaster fresh. Y'all can fool him, nigga. Hey, kickmaster fresh. Hey, check this out. Y'all don't know about that nigga. You can't fool me. I ain't going to talk over you. I know about this shit. I did this, nigga. All right, let me know what you done. They asked me for advice. I did this, nigga. Listen to this. No, you can't fool me. I know what I'm saying. I just want to say this. What the fuck you talking about, nigga? That's it. I respect. Now, go ahead. Do what you want. Now, you hit yourself in the mouth. Now, look at you being stupid. Hit yourself in the mouth with the microphone, nigga. I'm done. Yeah, man. That's why you're barber like ****. What? Yeah, say something else. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, they're doing wild shit on kick. Look at you. Yeah, I see you. I see you on kick. He's not ****. Your haircut from a ****. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Are you crazy? What the fuck? This is calling that ****? Just mark it. No, I'm talking about mark the time. Yeah, for sure. For you to put out later? No, no, no. Take it out. Cut the **** out. We can't use that for our clips. Take it out. Take it out. Yeah. Yo, fuck you. Where were we? Back to what I was going to say to you. I love this part. What I was going to say to you, Flip, was, yeah, I mean, when I was younger, I moved in. It got me with the click game. No, when I moved into movements and communities, religious communities, I was looking for something. I wasn't necessarily looking for what religious people were looking for, but I was looking for something. But I also left because I saw how that mind game can work. Got it. And if I could do it again, I wouldn't go into the cult. So I have empathy for people who are looking for that kind of thing. I just want them to look at it a little differently. Yeah. That's all. Salute to Keith Lee. Salute to Keith Lee. Salute to Keith Lee. I ain't got no beef with Keith Lee. Keith Lee got hands, man. I ain't trying to fight them. Play it safe. Play it safe. I just, I just, yeah. Stupid me thinking it's between you and God. Duh. Duh. Then these niggas want to Christian me to death. Yeah, all right. You got it. Speaking of thanking God, we did get an update from P. Thank. From QC. God. Word. What do these letters mean? Quality control, the root. Oh, record label. Record label, excuse me. The record label. Got it. Their CEO, P, the one that- Some hip hop shit, man. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I forgot. It's not Philly hip hop. When you said P, I thought prodigy, then I got confused. No, I said QC. But anyway, he has suffered a medical event a couple weeks ago. I don't know. There's been an update where he posted a picture. Looks like he's doing a little bit better. Oh, thank God. A lot of it better. Yeah, a lot of better from the way things were going. Not a little bit at all. You're right, you're right. Let me- Huge. Big developments in that. Boy, I was super excited to see him post that picture, or whoever posted that picture, but it's him standing up. Standing up. Looking like him. Yep. Just nothing short of a miracle. You see his kids keep saying it. In hip hop, in the black community, fuck it, period, today, too many times we get the opposite story, where somebody had a seizure, or a stroke, or a heart attack, and now we don't know the space that they're in, and they're holding on, and the family got to come. We get the bad version of that. That's a fact. So, to see this be reported- Reported one way, and we finally get the version with the hope, and the miracle version of this, wow. It's fine. And let this be a lesson to some of y'all out there, bro. It's okay to just wait a minute. Like, y'all was so quick to try to be the first one to report some shit. Oh, I got the exclusive heat. You know, I'm not even repeating what y'all said, but you got to look dumb as fuck right now, and that shit was disgusting. Yeah, fair. I don't give a fuck about them niggas. I'm thinking about his family, his friends. Yeah, but even that, but dog, even that's family and friends. The people that was at his bedside. Imagine you open your phone, and you reading this, and that's, you didn't- Bigger fish to fry. Bigger fish to fry with somebody's son, somebody's brother, somebody's kid laying there. I remember when, rest in peace, when Kobe passed, and they started saying other people, Rick Fox and all of that, and then his kids is finding out by reading this shit online. People terrified, yeah. I remember reading, you know, I remember reading something about Charlie Baltimore one day, and I'm bummed. Bug it out. I'm calling. She's like, yo, I'm fine. like yo y'all just be throwing shit out there not realizing the the effects that it has i don't i don't again i don't disagree with you i don't disagree with what you're saying i just think like i was saying with the keith lee topic when when you filled with a certain amount of humility and gratitude there's no room for nothing else these other things are happening and it's fucked up so i totally agree with you but if somebody survived the reports that was coming out about him man listen all praise do yeah all praise do p love you man word love her super glad that you are still here you're very very important i sent mad hearts when i seen it heart heart million of these nigga no no that you love man too often we saying that shit after somebody passed on now we love you we're appreciative thank god thank god man yo you think this is sorry you Yeah, it's kick, man. Kick you in your ass. What are you talking about? I'm happy to be here, though, man. Imani, what's good? You all right over there? Yeah, what's up? What'd you try to call? You try to call for backup? You think it means something? Yo, since birth, I roll by myself, dog. Make it very clear. Dumb tricks that you play with these other niggas that click up, they don't work with me. I'm a lone werewolf. I don't think so. Doubt it. I'm an engaged werewolf, because I'm not alone. I got my baby. Say something else, I'll tell on you. I'm not playing with her. Yo, Imani, let me ask y'all something real quick. Let me ask y'all something real quick. You open up your phone, and this ain't about nothing. You open up your phone on Instagram. You see a picture that you like from somebody, but it was posted seven minutes ago or less. What do you do? Like it. Yeah, I'm liking it. Parks, you like it? Yeah, I'm liking it. Mark, you said you like it? Yeah. Flip? I do. I don't really look at the dates and time. Yeah, I don't pay attention to that. If I like the picture, I like the picture. Hey, hey, hey. That's why. That's why I never die, because some things we just have like this commonality. If we never talked again, it's like, bitch, don't you try. Yo, Imani, you came to my birthday dinner with Felicia. Y'all both looked great in matching colors. Amazing, indeed. This is why I don't bring platonic friends to events in matching colors. Niggas is asking me about it. Yeah. Ask them about what? You know what they ask. You know what they're saying? You know what they're trying to say? No, she's single. No, they should definitely holler at Felicia. Niggas is asking me about that Felicia boy. Yeah, Felicia tough. That's why it gets tricky wearing matching colors with somebody when you bring them to a show. I didn't know how to respond. I'm like, oh, duh. Yeah, platonic friend, matching outfit. Yeah, but he ain't on that. Yeah, y'all don't need that. That's my sis. That's my, oh, OK. That's your sis? Good, good thing. Oh, OK. Solid. That's my sis about to get. That's peace. Yup, yup, yup, nigga. I'm not talking about her. We ain't talking about you, nigga. We ain't talking that, nigga. We not talking about you cracking a nigga. We talking about the dude. Nigga, I say crack, nigga. Fuck you, nigga. I can't wait till you sit down. Fuck you, nigga. Come on, nigga. You got your chain? Where your chain at, boy? Now you don't want to wear it. You don't want to wear it now. Yeah, because they played him. He tried to put it on tour being a groupie with, oh, yeah, yeah. Now they played you online, nigga. You took a chain outside with you. I saw that. Wait, what happened? I saw that. I saw that, nigga. I saw that. Imani wore the chain. Fuck out of here, nigga. Yo, what happened? What happened? What happened? Imani wore his chain outside. He don't give a fuck. This nigga crazy. And they jumped on his ass. No, they didn't. They closed it. No, that's not true. They said the new rule is that the chain shouldn't be able to be outdoors on the winter. Damn. Don't wear that shit everywhere. You know what's fucked up about that chain? And this is why E is corny, but I respect it. If you wear it outside. If you wear it out. It don't look like the fakest thing. It don't. No, no. It look like a nigga stepped a little bit. It do. It do. The only thing was he was putting it on other people, though. That's why it was. Non-potters. Yeah. Wait, what? I didn't see that. Wait, wait, wait. That's what they was talking about. Wait, wait, wait. That's why they was mad at him. Wait, wait, wait. He wouldn't give a fuck. So, nigga, I did what I did, nigga. And fuck you, too, nigga. Because you ain't. You what? Barbecuing on that shit. Later, they ain't even give a shit. Nigga's coming through. Oh, what? Wait, Joe had a Labor Day barbecue? Yo, come right here. Don't say shit to me. Wait, wait, wait. Yo, hey, hey. Yo. That was a good reverse card right there. I like that. I like that. Yo, that was the biggest verse. Yo. All right. Corey. We can move on to me since you played the reverse card. This feels like homie court, damn near. I think you a sucker. All right. Oh, shit. Now, what happened about me? You heard what happened about you. You had a Labor Day barbecue? That's. I did not. Yo, you was. Oh, you've been talking like you lying. Not only did I lie. It's a lying voice. No, that's the semantic voice. Right. I'm trying to speak to a barbecue. Just had some food. I didn't barbecue anything. I didn't barbecue. I'm telling y'all, I did not have a Labor Day barbecue. It was a Labor Day barbecue at your house. I didn't have a Labor Day barbecue at all. We didn't fight. What did you have? Saturday with food and water and barbecue. It was decent water. With some sweet baby rays poured at your house, nigga. No. With some stubs, nigga. What'd you have? Saturday. I went through my weekend. You wasn't here. Saturday. I went out. Sunday, we bowled. So Monday, when we had the idea to have a little cookout, nigga, my body was aching. My fiance is pregnant. I'm like, we don't have to do all of that. Let's just get in bed and relax. So what is Imani referencing? Yeah, what is he talking about? I have no idea. I was thinking about doing it, but then I was too tired. I have no idea what Imani's talking about. I didn't even speak to Imani this weekend. Didn't he go out with you? Huh? Didn't he bowl with you? No. He came dressed like Dapper Dan. He came dressed like Dapper Dan to just watch us for a second, and then he had to skate out. No women there? No. It was guys. That's why he left. That's what he's saying. Yeah, it was guys. Skate on. Skate on. All guys and Corey's girl. Corey didn't bring his girl to an all-duty event. Boy, they was bowling by themselves. No, they went on a date by themselves. They crashed his date. And she could bowl. Any girl that can bowl over 100, you down. You can come over. You can come over. Yeah. Now, I, being transparent, because my girl wanted to come too. Boy, I'm glad she didn't come. You can't bowl. Get back in the cage. You can't. You pick up the ball. You shape. Go. No. No. No. You can't have fun. Me and Freeze don't play. I knew that line was coming. Why the fuck, y'all? Me, Freeze, and Corey don't play? We love to bowl. Corey, you in it too now, nigga. Yeah. Yeah. Me, Freeze, and Corey don't play that shit. We got a cage. What was she supposed to say? Corey said I'm on his lap, boy. Anyway, what was we talking about? What was we talking about? We were about to talk about something important. No, we were talking about your kick, your barbecue. We didn't have a barbecue. We laid down. We rest. We recover. We recuperate it. Oh, so he lying. So nobody ate. Nobody ate. Nobody made that up. My girl made curry chicken. My fiance, I'm sorry, made curry chicken rice salad. I didn't. Saturday, she made that while I was out with the crew. So Monday, we had left. Hey, she about to come bring me a little plate now. Yo, while I'm at work, I'm hungry. Let's go. Yo, let's not talk about it. Let's talk about curry chicken. Honestly, I'm not lying. Let's not talk about curry chicken. Y'all think I do the all-its-parts shit and don't be hungry? Yo, when you finish dropping your daughter off at school, yo, could y'all believe it if y'all look at the time right now? Parents. Yo, this shit fucking Joe up, yo. Nah, yo. I've been living in a bubble somewhere. How many times have you told me that? I've been living in my own world, yo. We've been telling you that for years. Yo, if y'all look at y'all watch right now, parents are headed to get their kids back. They're headed to get their kids from school. Guess what? Guess what? If it's not a Tuesday or Friday, I'm headed to get the kids from school. Oh, my. Yo, make some noise for free, Joe. We know that already is my point. We gotta make some noise for free. No, we don't. This is regular shit. No. Niggas get their kids. Not for me and his. Not for niggas that's real, niggas. Niggas get his kid from school. That ain't what he told me. I was like, I don't do pick-ups. I don't do drop-offs. Yeah, we don't do that. Yeah, you a bitch, nigga. We don't do. Hey, anything. Hold up a minute, but don't talk over me. Anything that you do regularly, me and Ish don't do. Think about it. Hey, salute. Me and Ish, whatever you do as a regular thing, me and Ish could never. Me and Ish could never. I don't want that. We could never. Hey, listen. Listen, bro, you get the last word. You got it. You get the last word. No, you got it. It's your world. You picked up Lex from school before, nigga. You came and talked about it, nigga. He did it before. But this is a new school where the other kids' dads know me. This last school, it wasn't a peep. It wasn't a peep at Joe Budden. It was some cool dads. It was just like, yo, the niggas love sports or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. Now, niggas like, yo, move music three. I'm like, yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please no. Oh, shit. Please no. Yeah, not that. Anyway. Mark, you pick your kids up at school? Every day. Every day except Friday. For real? That's what I do when I leave. That's why I leave here. Yo, I ain't going to lie. No bullshit. You niggas is honorable men. Honestly, I'm not joking. That just sounds like a lot. You and Freeze. Are honorable. Y'all niggas is. I want to know. This guy is insane. No, no. When the school do shit like. You are down with me. I'm not down with you. You so don't want to be down with me. When the school do shit like donuts with dad or something. You not going? He's shocked that shit exists. You're my project. Look, the same person that was complaining how the stores got all this shit for Mother's Day. Shocked that exists. But this for Father's Day. I was shocked it was a parent portal. All right. All right. Oh, shit. Look, they communicate. Something wrong with you, dog. Oh, shit. You get up. Yo, what's wrong with this guy, man? Oh, shit. Back it on. wasn't no portal nigga we was the portal how could we let me get home and get that report card before you yes it was technology it wasn't yo how the fuck could you cut school if there's a parent poor nigga the school is calling autom automated if they not checked in for attendance we used to get in front of that's crazy when i see not now they call the car right and then some can't do that shit now that's what i'm saying it's different now some dad cell phones you can't call it right away your kid was not here today ain't no house phone i know we was a house phone yeah and that's the one that's not the hook where you got where you got to be careful of your name being the emergency contact because there will be an emergency you don't be mad when your girl do that shit right you ain't about to have a heart attack but at the school yeah an emergency is gonna come up your kid gonna spit on the gym teachers fucking my kid is propelled your kid gonna do something that you gotta come up there embarrassed about who you telling every day that's why i just pick him up it's easier i put it that way i believe him you know when your kid is gonna require a different talk between you and the teacher like it ain't gonna shock me you gotta have that talk on the i ain't gonna be shocked at all you're right on god he did what i have to do i'm gonna have to do what i have to do whatever you say i'm sure whatever they say my kid how you gonna feel though you think you're you think embarrassed no you think you're gonna be defensive no i ain't that dad i don't think so that parent is annoying though it's never my kid's fault yeah it's a happy medium right you gotta defend your kids no you gotta know your kids you gotta know your kids my girl no matter what happened or he's on the kids side see i don't like that and i gotta be on the side saying hey man hey oh hey oh never mind i'm with you she's listening i told my wife to be the same way like that's not true y'all be arguing that's not true they did that i think that's dope as long as there's a balance though it's about you can't let them go but that's too far not because the kids is fucked hard they're gonna do something not when it comes to your kids being either disrespectful or being a certain way i don't know her kids ain't that so if it comes back to me that my son might have said something or princess might have did something and my wife is like oh my god i'm not gonna do that like well what did y'all do to make them do that i don't believe in it oh yeah i'm not gonna like that i don't believe in that don't do that we have bad arguments and i get it protect the children you know we in front of people you deal with them at home but also you want to show the teachers that we at this house don't play that shit y'all don't see y'all yeah we did so you know i don't like that shit at all yo yeah i'm getting we do accountability real big in our house so if the kid did it you did it you're getting in trouble for that shit i'll be telling you go apologize right now yep fuck you talking about punching your stomach that's what i'll be telling them and remember you can't spell accountability without count make that move it's time leave and you can't spell accountability without that count word me and freeze damn we leaving ish in the dust boy we he gonna be the only nigga with a girlfriend we me and freeze leaving ish in the dust anyways um i don't know if y'all i don't know if everyone here has seen lioness yes yes but before we get to lion and freeze sit right there freeze park it park it park it sit right there i'm not gonna do that to you i ain't gonna do that to you yet anyway we are gonna discuss lioness and i'm gonna first i want to talk about one of my favorite people in the world elizabeth holmes huh elizabeth holmes elizabeth holmes is the young white lady who got her company uh evaluated at like bill a billion dollars or some shit she was putting the machines and walgreens and cvs and she was like i'm gonna test your blood for just see yeah well yeah i suppose for absolutely nothing oh i think i remember and it was a tv show about this it was one of the greatest tv show i i go i go it was a really great tv show the elizabeth holmes show is right up there with the fucking murdoch dope sick all that it's great so there's a new doc coming out because she's been sentenced elizabeth holmes has been sentenced and she's in jail right now i'd have to look it up you can look it up while i'm talking i'm looking she's been sentenced but nathan fielder and i want to say lance oppenheim i'm not familiar with lance oppenheim nathan fielder is uh the canadian actor dude who uh blurs the line this is what google said blurs the lines between uh fiction and non-fiction and i think he did some of that in this new piece that's coming out okay and this piece is by a24 uh sign me up i love a24 but you can't just blindly watch a24 they put out a lot of shit too i'll watch it if it's a24 okay i have faith in a24 11 years and three months i love that company and we have some bullshit too yeah i agree with you but a24 in the fourth quarter when they did a press release for something and a trailer if they put somebody when it looked like it's something that they cared about yes and this is them coming off of uh their uh to catch a predator movie that's coming out in september right with uh chris hansen yeah i got the sense by the way for sure they had a movie 11 years and three months she was sentenced in november 2022 and an appeals court upheld the conviction february 2025 so nathan fielder did a doc on 11 years what was the scam though she wasn't giving no results it didn't work dog she took mad seed capital from mad investors and kept getting more and more rounds and building up the valuation of her company and this shit was really in stores not working like imagine you going somewhere to you have you sick and you getting a false diagnosis they telling you you got cancer and you cancer free they telling you you got fucking hurt well that's or they tell i'm just saying that was insane i'm just saying imagine that like that's devastating so there's a new doc coming out it's called you can see everything and they put out a trailer this trailer is so simple but it's so fire because they pan in on nathan fielder and elizabeth home damn near face to face and nobody is saying a word it's just cameras on faces and you zooming in on elizabeth homes and she got these big ass lying eyes manipulative eyes her big ass ears just poking out close up all on her face and she says she starts talking but after mad silence and she's like why would i lie to you like you don't believe me like why would i try to manipulate and they're showing her eyes and they're showing him and he's making all these faces and then they pan out to the wide shot and these niggas is just face to face in like what looks like a shack a shack that she's in and what i thought was pretty uh symbolic her baby it was a baby rocking back and forth in like the rocker which was great because what she was telling him was like i'm rocking you to sleep with this shit and he ain't believe none of that shit but this is called you can see everything and they're they're filming her and they're taping her up until she turns herself in and they had to start taping four years ago because some of this on the doc as i've read dates back to like 2022 2022 i just said she got sentenced in 22 so they're taping her they're taping they're taping her that long for three four years now it's a three-hour doc this shit is going to be amazing anything elizabeth homes to me is amazing because of the brain that she was and the scam that she ran and how she did it the money she raised the people she knew the people that conspired the people that conspired people that helped her this is going to be great so i just want to tell y'all elizabeth homes nathan fielder you can see everything i think it's supposed to come out in october but this shit looks phenomenal okay i would play the trailer for y'all but it's really just words you'd have to see it yeah no fine that's all he was stuck on you know i'm about to see if she get paid when she um for this shit i'm sure uh lioness lioness freeze so it's not russia it's oh go ahead i'm small my bad free small spoiler it's not that it's not that important go ahead put your little ear pods in bitch noise canceling no friends lioness lioness it's not russia it's not russia it's iran it's iran and this goes back to season two i want to say what season was that when it stands to nigga i don't know what season well i gotta go ahead and watch it was season two it's before that it probably goes back to when she was a lioness you don't remember when the russian girl said yo you are the lioness you took chic blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah we never saw that the first lioness that we saw you're right you're right the first episode we saw of lioness was when she was training the girl to be a lioness she told really yeah that was season one we saw no no no he's talking about the first episode yes yes it's from back then but she told when the russian girl said you're a lioness you're a lioness you are the lioness you kill chic blah blah blah blah blah blah you befriended to be friends with his peoples and da da da da da and you killed them so i'm assuming that iran knows this if the russians know it you know i'm saying iran knows it so now they come in to get they retribution but um i kicked ice out the room i don't really have nothing to say besides this is absolutely phenomenal it's amazing television amazing television and it's really that good yes and we now see that it's really that good and we now see that it's really that good and we now see that they went back home yeah so remember we're waiting well we know why they went back home now yeah we know why they went back because supposedly they thought it was russia they exiled all the russian people so now they feel like the coast is clear and we can go back home and it wasn't the russians at all see i don't think that i think that this was that this was and is their plan and part of that plan was her going back home to get taken lying that shit i don't think they thought the coast was clear i think they planned for her to be taken oh i don't think that's true too i don't think so at all i think that's true i think i think this is planned yeah yeah i think it's planned that was planned for her to get kidnapped yes i don't know if it was planned to go as far as i don't think so we're losing a fucking toe and shit yeah i don't think so at all well we will soon find out she switched jobs okay like she wasn't in the field anymore right okay kidnapped her she was at a desk so so if if if the plan is for her to get kidnapped in some way shape or form if they planned for her to get kidnapped they would put a second tracker on her i don't know that they didn't they would have found her that's not true you think they they scorching earth to find this lady she told them where that tracker was they didn't find it i know what i'm saying is so why could there not be a second tracker i'm asking you because if there was a second tracker they would have found her already i don't think everybody's in everybody don't know oh you're confusing me so you think they just got her going i think there's a second tracker in her that maybe only nicole kidman knows about i don't know about that no i don't know if i believe in this yeah i'm saying whatever the plan is i don't know what the plan is and i'm don't know about whatever the plan is that whole team is not aware of it it is curious that they were outside of the house that she was in and they sent her away so that does lead some credence to your point no it doesn't because if that was the case then they would have merged on the house no i'm saying if they're intentionally trying to throw her off like they want her to be captured they didn't want them to find her yet that's giving credence to what he said cool but if that's the case they didn't know that they were going to find her and they didn't want them to find her and they didn't want them to find the plan the nigga i thought the nigga kyle was on bullshit i used to think that i used to think he was on bullshit i don't think he's on bullshit no more that nigga is saying i think that's wow that's her work husband yeah he basically that's her work he's wow and i think that and i think that if they were planning to have her kidnapped they planned too close to the edge because dog they were two hours away from her being never seen again they got lucky with the air airplane shit did they they got there pretty fast how'd that happen the russian girl told them if that russian girl doesn't tell them that stuff they never find her the russian girl is hooking them up the russian girl is giving them the play-by-play and if she doesn't do that they they never do that if kyle don't shoot the dude in the hangar they never get the uh the tail number on the flight right yeah i don't i don't think she has a second tracker at all i think they they they doing what they doing we'll see i don't i don't claim to know it's amazing tv yeah that's that's my bottom line here it is amazing television it does sometimes border on capaganda and some right wing stuff sometimes but i think it i think it's trying to be in the middle somewhere politically yeah i i could agree with that that's a lot of the i think a lot of shit they be saying it's real it's a real shit bro and for them to make it iran instead of russia right now it's just it's brave yeah it's brave you know this shit is different bro it is great great show this is not they didn't pay us if they want to feel free please feel free but we absolutely love the show i haven't even started dark matter yet oh i watched the first episode i watched the first episode i'm letting the beat build i'm not mad at you i'm letting the beat build up uh land man comes back can't wait this month and what's the good tv comes back good football mayor kingston should be back oh let's go we lit we lit we are lit we lit man shout shout to little bro simba um snowfall is is dropping this week that one someone's got to tell me it's great we're not gonna lie we'll see well when i saw the trailer i kind of had my own questions sure and then i spoke to problem okay and apparently problem is working on this and since it's working on this and some they they they did reach out and got in touch with real west coast rappers to executive produce some of this stuff to fucking yeah so now i have to watch it i have to see it just because i can't clown the music party no simba's on the sound nigga so y'all fucking with real music people let's see what the story is about i gotta support it my guys is on it my guys is working on it shout out the problem shout out to simba snowfall is back uh what's the name of the new one to read to read i forgot that's fine we'll look it up the drop i'm support the drop the drop the drop there you go the drop oh man i can't wait to see that uh so yeah tv is good tv and football yeah what else can be mad at that hey freeze come on back here man it's clear mark come on yo mark you just be looking for a reason to go mark you don't even watch line get your ass in here yo that is hilarious just be looking for a damn reason yours in the room with all the sounds i got a question for you this thing is crazy flip it up man let's knock the fuck out you ready he took it for six minutes he do that a lot of he do that a lot of work what happened the question so i was watching the podcast oh i was watching clips with you talking about kanye west and i wanted to ask you a question i said you know why does kanye west reason to reaching out is more important than the cultural impact that is having meaning like him and kid cuddy on stage for the first time together in a long time him bringing chief keith out in chicago him doing all that we're going to talk about why does how we feel about him personally matters more than what is doing not only for the culture but just for the like for what's going on in hip-hop out here just to see that this man is selling out shows and stuff like that and the other question would be like if a lot of us are met you're a mental health advocate as i stated before this man has come out and said that he was going through what he was going through whatever and i haven't seen anything come out since of him and his irate behavior so like why can't we just look at it as like okay god he's getting better he's out here he's making the moves he's bringing niggas together he's on stage with kid cuddy all that shit people forgiving my why i can't be there um that's a good question i want to be clear because i did speak on this last part and they twisted me up a little bit i don't have a problem with kanye uh he's reuniting or piecing up with anybody i don't uh i'm not going to say this is so culturally impactful i'm not going to say this is so culturally impactful i'm not going to say for one of the greatest artists of all time selling out venues i don't know about that but he i'm not forgiveness police right like people could be friends and make up my point was when i brought it up if it were me i would be reluctant and i would be hesitant freeze brought up a good point maybe they pieced it up behind the scenes behind the camera maybe nobody know maybe they had all of the i'm saying if we did that i'm for me i'm only speaking about me i wouldn't be popping out publicly talking about yo this my man i wouldn't carry it like that but i'm not mad at him or big sean anybody else you know you know one other piece that i was thinking about after that conversation was like kitty like kid cuddy said that's my brother so if you know like i mean you really know this nigga you know when he off you know how we get like it's almost like you got that crazy family member that bug out every now and then you love him everybody else not gonna understand him so when he tweak out a little bit it's like i know the real him i don't really hold that against him so much yeah i'm not mad at that it could be a lot of that cursed out peter rosenberg i saw that back and forth uh again i don't have an issue with none of that it's none of my business and i'm clear that kid cuddy and big sean love kanye more than me what's the issue with what what rosenberg was talking about which you know again becomes a question of you know what your threshold is what your politics are how you see things but for me uh a year if someone stands up on the on the biggest stages in the world and says as offensive as he did i totally understand why people particularly people who are directly harmed by it for example in this case the jewish community would say i'm not ready to just jump back into a stadium true and and support it every time i would say people have a right to do that i'm not judging people that went to the show but i'm saying i understand why i completely understand and i and i also wouldn't go for the same even if they never come around there's some people that will never come back around for kanye he's you burnt you you left such a sour taste in what you did that you can't come back from it i think both things can be true i think it can be fuck kanye or i'm never going to support kanye again it can also be okay to be like fuck kanye but he's got a lot of slaps i'm going to see this and that's why i say it's up to the person i'm not judging people i'm not talking what to do i'm saying for me it's okay to be like listen i love kanye he was going through some shit and i understand it i think all those things are okay i don't think you should shit on somebody that don't feel how you feel agree right you know what i'm saying like yo you a fucking idiot because you fam you rock out i'm cool yeah if i came off that way i apologize that's their business and their prerogative it's not mine at all speaking of my point was the actual show if it were me you wouldn't just go for that i wouldn't do it you said you didn't like the show i think that he didn't like what the show the actual show i think the the stage settings that kanye i think they're brilliant i think they're amazing this particular show um because the dome like he was he was on top of the earth and that shit was high and that shit was real and that shit looked mad dangerous i see i was laughing and joking like was up that scared like really yeah bro when you realize how big he couldn't move around much because you on this big ass globe it was steep like real like you could really fall off that bitch and hurt yourself like a sphere yes yeah like how the earth is like the earth they had a harness but still in awe it's just like you don't want to be that nigga anyway with the harness like that shit looked dangerous and so I just think that it took away from the performance because he couldn't really move around much if he did the show on a flat earth that would have been legendary I would have went to that like the niggas they're going to talk over the flat earth jokes yeah shit's corny like the songs is the songs so it's Kanye he's one of the most gifted motherfuckers to ever do this shit so the songs are going to be crazy but I just think that he couldn't move around enough he had like the space suit on it was real dark it was dim and he couldn't really move around no I wasn't being funny I was saying like but it sounded good I'm sure he had a harness or something no they had a harness you can see it in his back you can see it in his back but again they just it just was standing in one place for 40 songs I wouldn't want to see that and some of them guests he brought out you know niggas smoke a little bit so now I'm standing on top of this spinning ass earth highest shit in the clouds and highest shit that could fuck with you a little bit yo the shit is spinning slowly but it seemed to be spinning slowly that shit would fuck me up nigga we did a stage we did a stage somewhere I forgot to joke it might have been in Arizona I think Problem was actually there if I remember it correctly but we were on a spinning stage that shit was fucking Jason Martin I remember that that shit was a headache bro I remember that shit we were annoyed by that hell yeah that shit fuck you up that's what I'm saying so you you still managed to put on a show it was packed the white boys were slam dancing in there they was going crazy it was packed you could see I think it was like $70,000 or upward of $70,000 people my homegirl she said it was an amazing show she liked the way it sounded see not just that that's another thing I know you get mad when I bigged up Kanye for that you didn't even do an in-stage show in-stage meaning the stage is at the end of the stadium so you closed off half of the fucking arena when you do center stage all the seats are available for sale now and now you're really selling out when they can say I sold out whatever arena or whatever stadium you're not selling out 100% of it because the stage usually is at one end and they gotta close off the end of that gotcha gotcha when you do center stage although you make up some of that from the floor but anyway carry on oh yeah but again when you do center stage now I'm selling every seat in this motherfucker plus the floor yeah Jesus that shit yeah something to be highlighted but speaking of what you say you know people speaking out about Kanye and what his stances were are y'all following this backlash that Ed Sheeran is receiving for his show oh yeah Ed Sheeran Ed Sheeran Ed Sheeran is on a stadium tour as well he has Macklemore opening also the Macklemore stuff so yeah Macklemore let's go Mark you already know I was locked right there right there right there so yeah go ahead take it away Mark you know Pink was one of the people who well she retweeted the kind of call for Macklemore to be kicked off the tour why because he yelled free Palestine he did a little more than that same same like it was more but that was the gist of it yeah yeah yeah and it's like we gotta get we gotta move to a new state a new space in this first of all I was disappointed in Pink because I thought I had hoped that Pink would have better politics I'm a big Pink fan and so that was a little bit of a little bit of a disappointment for me but I'm also just disappointed oh well I don't think that's fair what do you mean I don't think that's fair which part wait what's not fair I don't think that because Pink had a problem with what happened that that necessarily reflects her politics I don't think that's fair I think that's unfair I don't think it tells the whole story on her politics but I think if somebody called for someone to be kicked off a tour because they said free South Africa or because they said Black Lives Matter we'd all be like that's fucked up it would say something about your politics and I would I would just would have hoped she'd be somewhere else I don't know if it has to what else could it be has to and saying it's two different things you can know that something is sensitive and want to stay away from it all together whatever side you're on so because of that you just want a tour that's like a tour cool but if you speak out about the person that said something you because you can say I want to stay neutral that could possibly be that could possibly put the tour at risk depending on where they're going true but if you're not a part of the tour if somebody says I would prefer that there are no political statements made on tour period and I think somebody else did say that huh that's that's when it happened yeah you can understand that but M.I.A.'s response was yo I'm playing a song that's for the same thing that you for I'm shouting out I wasn't even doing what y'all said and actually what he said is reflective of what I'm saying hey I don't want you going one way either way on this tour I'm just saying I don't think it necessarily reflects how somebody feels about something what do you say to the people that on the other side of that that say all of you mega stars etc have some kind of responsibility to say something cause I mean people say that about our causes they be like yo you are our mega stars in our culture don't speak out on shit and why not y'all are the ones that got all our eyes on y'all y'all got all the power to bring light to something that's happening and y'all shut the fuck up that's true shit people speak out on us about not speaking about certain shit I think that so what do you say to that argument I'm not mad at a person exercising their free speech free speech I think it's Ed Sheeran's tour so I think that if Ed Sheeran didn't feel any type of way about what Macklemore said I think Ed Sheeran is the only person that really should have the ability to speak on it if you are a person that it's not affecting in one way or another but it is affecting you if I'm on the tour no Pink's not on the tour I didn't think Pink was on the tour is Pink on the tour I don't know that's what I'm saying I take back every single thing that's what I'm saying I thought she was on the tour no no no no no oh so it definitely is reflective then I take it all back I take it all back I'm sorry and the post that she reposted they not only critiqued him for doing it it was demanding refunds it also denied the genocide was happening the thing that she reposted so she's reposted she didn't just repost somebody saying oh you shouldn't do politics on stage it was like she took a stance at least the people she reposted did and to me that is a stance if I repost somebody saying there's no genocide in the middle of a genocide it's a stance so yeah like to me this sounds like shut up and dribble again yeah which is what people say when you're not when you're not when you're not in line with what they agree with what they want you to say right as long as you want what we want you to say then hey have at it but as soon as you're against it shut up and dribble shut up and sing there's been a couple moments Black Lives Matter Palestine there's just a few moments where people who I really love as artists have shown a different side of them it's like I don't want to know my artist politics sometimes because they usually disappoint me I want to know I mean I want to know but I don't want to know I don't want to listen to this shit I want to know but I don't want to know I was just going to say because now if that artist if that same artist was on the same side that you was on you wouldn't feel that way in saying I don't want to know yeah yeah I'm saying I don't want to know to protect myself from disappointment I'm acknowledging that that yeah if you're not on my side I don't want to listen and see the music business I come from it was damn near taught to the artists to not let people know shit unless you were equipped nothing yeah unless you were equipped that's why when Kanye got on TV with Mike Myers and did that shit that nigga the world stopped we was like what a real opinion live live somewhere that it shouldn't be like a real thought yeah that shit was like unheard of back then so yeah but damn Pink I did think he was down I thought she was down yeah you know she's Philly area so you know I was a big fan um what so you the fuck Pink yeah okay oh my god oh my god back in the day throw that Muslim shit out the window boy you're not allowed to want to fuck Pink you see there was remember there was LaFace Pink remember LaFace Pink yes yeah that's different Pink so I can run just as fast as I can are you singing the Pink discography over here he's singing the White Pink song nigga that's not LaFace Pink that ain't LaFace Pink White Pink had the better music but LaFace Pink Pink is fire LaFace Pink uh uh uh uh beautiful she was a black girl yeah when we didn't know she was Pink yeah that's what I'm saying she walking out of the car one day in Philly on City Line I was like man if I wasn't broke I'd have had a shot well if you had game she was with a dude you need to be money to take to pull somebody from the table with a dude at the table I love hearing dudes talk about the women that they had a shot with that they really didn't have a shot with I do it too oh yeah everybody does it does everybody here have that person you said that they think they had a shot with her but they really didn't yeah like in the guy's version of the story in the bag already what if they really think they had a shot no they do believe it they do believe it y'all had this in the bag army all of that but in real life they didn't have a shot not at all oh yeah it's an ego thing who's yours for this not doing that is she nobody can say it I got about 500 yo yo it's alright it's alright we're moving on we're moving on we're moving on it's fine I got a bunch of them yo I she was on me what this nigga is fucking tilt anything anything he laid him down my boy got that tick he sitting here in front of me he got that please you don't think you can bag anything moving you've set that up here of course I think that alright that's what I said so why you pleased because that don't mean it's true I think that so it's true to us I love I love the part of me that lives in Hold on real quick, go ahead. You really feel that you could bag any, I believe that if I was single and you are in the room, the rooms matter. Why wouldn't any nigga up here be able to bag something if they in the right room? What about if you like somebody and you're not their type? You think that you can still persuade them? That's a different thing. I think that. What if you can't get in the room with them? Then it's null and void if you can't get in the room. But then what do you think? I can't bag in the DM, nigga? No. Yeah, it's not the opportunity to ever present it itself. I think that. But if the opportunity presents. Then I think it's open season. I think that if somebody gets on the phone with you, right? Because somebody got to be open to it. I'm not saying a chick is married or a chick is in a relationship. If a woman is single and you're single and you get an opportunity to engage with the said woman. My nigga, then I think, yeah, I got a shot. And let me interrupt for a minute and let me tell the rest of the room. Men that feel like that don't like to pick in seven minutes or less. Weird ass niggas. Niggas is weirdos. Anyway, go ahead. Talk about these niggas. Anyway, go ahead. Who liked to pick in seven minutes or less? I asked all y'all earlier. If she posted to pick, you like to pick seven minutes or less? Oh, oh, oh, oh. But which one of us did it? Somebody did it here. The room said yes. But we don't know this. It's not like somebody should be. That's the thing. That's the thing. Y'all are looking to make sure. Oh, no, that's too soon. I can't like that. No one says it at the bottom right there. But y'all niggas too old to be doing that. I know. But that's what y'all are saying. Y'all getting on. I know what y'all talking about. You mind me doing that shit? No, no, no. Go ahead. No, E is a thinker. E will circle back. E is a thinker. E assesses the data, and he thinks. Some of us don't like to pick. I think it's just crazy. I hate to tell y'all, but some niggas just like to pick, and that'd be the end of it. We don't give a fuck. Some people find their new single, their ad name, put it on a black screen. Yo, support. Oh, shit. Yo, check this out. New Fire. New Tati Titi Donna. New Jazz Salsa Single. Are you crazy? I'm not talking about you, yo. I'm not even talking about you. I'm talking about the niggas that do that out there. Some niggas put a black screen. Artists you never heard of that they just met that they might want to do something with. Shout out to her, nigga. That's my bad. Niggas will do it. Oh, it worked. We know about that. Oh, hey, we're going to talk about it. Shout out to City, yo. The support game. Shout out to you. City, you cool. City. Support game. Town right here. They be trash, too. Like I said, I'm so proud of you. Yo, I'm absolutely. I saw you move. Yo, I'm done with this pod. You was out with me this week. It's been a great pod. It's been a great pod, yo. But I'm done with this pod. I would like to know who got duct taped on United. He might have. That's all I got. I think that's a good picture on the subject. Oh, fuck you. Shout out to Paz. He's right, though. It's a good picture on it. No, because Mark got a half day, so I want to hear his thoughts on it. Oh, you're right. I forgot this one. Mark, is this my topic? Mark, why don't you stay? It was Corey. It's your head right here. Because I don't get paid to stay. And he got to pick up his kid. I thought it was not about the money. Shit, you get paid for everything now. Come to work on my day off. Not on Patreon. No, I got to pick my kid up from school. I'm joking. Yo, that was good. Oh, they're terrible. That was funny. That was good. That was good. Stop the Patreon. See if you can have my man. Yo, what's the topic? Huh? What's the topic? I know. All right, you know what? Don't worry about it. It was Corey's topic. I'm about to look it up. The nigga look crazy duct tape. They had a nigga like this. They had his mouth on the duct tape. They duct taped his mouth. That shit was funny, son. They had a lot of duct tape in your mouth? I thought you could stop it. There was other passengers that did it. All right, so let's just do it real quick. Thank you. Thank you, Mark. Please, tell us what happened. Because the fans are like, what the fuck are y'all talking about? Yeah, Odu was on a flight on United. He was belligerent. I believe he was racist. He was racist. And he was, you know, people felt he was a threat to their safety. They started using whatever they had, zip ties. They zip tied his hands, and then the people found literal gray duct tape and taped this motherfucker to the seat because he started biting people. 67-year-old. A 67-year-old? I didn't know he was 67. He was biting a motherfucker. His name is Arthur, and he's 67. Oh, he's 67. On a flight from. I think I had to mention the air. Nigga, you don't sit, sir. Calm down. Nigga, you sit down. Oh, God. Here we go. Where's Mark? Where is that white man, Mark? Yo, go. Yo, the flight was from Dallas to Newark, and they diverted to Baltimore. Oh, yeah. They take care of your ass real quick. Hey, real quick. The police. Put a right down North Avenue. Take them over to Pennsylvania Avenue. We got something for you, buddy. And then straighten them right on up. They put police. What's it called again? TSA. TSA don't play. Oh, the air marshal, yeah. They don't play with you. They mad rough, son. I don't know what's up with them niggas. They too rough, yo. Like, come on. I don't know if they don't get a lot of people to arrest, but they be extra with you in that room, boy. You might think you ain't. You been in that room before? I've been in that room. One time. Yeah. Do what? Do Canada. Why? Because I didn't want to talk. They wanted me to show my passport. I showed it. They would ask me too many questions, and I stopped talking. Free set. Them Canadians getting that. All right. Fox. Nah, don't edit me, nigga. I edit me. No, no. They're right. I got it, got it, got it, got it. My bad, my bad. Sorry, Paul. Listen, man. Nigga, you're welcome. Nigga, you old nigga. I'm trying to help us. Who is calling? Oh, shit. Oh, my. Hello? It's been a great show. Hope you enjoyed making it. As much as we love giving it to you. Yeah, let it go. Come on. Give it to him. Give it to him. Yeah, did you see that? That is my driver. We rapping the show. Yeah, yeah. Good show. What else? Don't tell me you said so to him. Oh, he rapes me and rapes his people. Who is this guy? Don't send him with him. Oh, yeah. He trying to take. He trying to pick up Lex. I'm coming to pick him up. Who the fuck? No, you're not coming. Hey, yo. He trying to kidnap me. He's a strange African man. He's coming to get you. I'm here for Lex. Come here, Lex. Lex, come here. Lex, come here. Come here, Lex. Wipe out. Come now. Get the police. Lex, come now. Get the police. Get the police. I'm calling Sid like this. Boy, they had the whole fucking thing. Sid like who? Who? Sid like I don't know who that nigga is. No. Sid like. Sid probably been again. Hold on. Sid probably trying to get up. Yo, daddy sent me for you. Come with me. You got any muscle? Come with me. Get in the van. Get in the van right now. They have to use their hands. Right. Yeah. They mad at Lex. Lex, I said. All right, all right. That nigga's going to tase it right now. Yo, stop touching my computer. I said come here now. Come now. Yo, you know they don't play the whole department out there already. Yo, that nigga's going to tase it three times already. Pull that ass. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo, do y'all think this is that funny? Y'all joking about my real life. Why you send the African driver to the Spanish circuit? Goddamn, son. Lex probably be like this. Yo, where my dad at, yo? Yo. I love you, dude. I love you, Lex. That is funny, son. I don't get what you said. So I probably was yelling back. So he's never going back to that fucking school, though. Oh, man. Lex, come here. Come down here. Come down. Yo, Lex. Get in this car. Come in here, man. Give him to me. Don't say hi to your friends. No friends. Yo. Oh, man. Holy shit, yo. I can't with you. Yo, y'all, first of all, need to grow up. That's funny, man. Nigga, I don't care. That's funny. That's mad funny, Joe. Nah. Nah. It is. Y'all are hilarious. That's mad funny. Oh, shit. But good thing that the schools do that, right? Yeah. Absolutely. You like that? Yeah. No, we love that. No, that's amazing. We love that. I don't know what you're talking about. Holy shit. That nigga's so probably going to go to the hospital. Hey, sir. Freeze. Who are you, sir? Get down on the ground. Hey, Mark. Mark, that ain't how that was. That ain't how that was. You know, and he's so mild-mannered. That's right. Sir, I don't want no trouble. Hey, Mark, go. Oh, man. Yo, listen. Take this taste of that. Right. Figure out something. Right. Hopefully, y'all have enjoyed this broadcast. Oh, shit, yo. As much as we've enjoyed delivering it to you. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until next time, we bid you adieu, farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye, or a simple head nod will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments, and moments pass. So, let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Yo, again, don't forget, this episode is dedicated to the moms out there. Yo, thank y'all, yo. Imagine having to go to the school. Imagine if I didn't have a driver. This nigga is crazy, son. Oh, my God, yo. Yo, Freeze, you the man, yo. Honorable-ass niggas. What are y'all doing this week? Football is back. That's what I'm doing this week. That's it. Football work. Work, work, work. That's it. I got this. That's it. Going out tonight for the anniversary. Hey, yo, Ish, go to the car for my boy. Go to the car for my boy. Get your man right, yo. Get him right. The big bottle. I'm calling you. I need you. Oh. It's time. I got you there. Say less. I got you. He got the serious shit that he got. He might be on all day. Look at the next day. Mark. Wow. Yeah, the shit I got is going to be. I haven't seen that in a while. Yeah, no. The shit I got is going to get annoying. You can't take that with an adding, nigga. You might fucking catch a heart attack. I might die. I'll be like my man. I'll be like Tiny. Yo. Rest in peace, Tiny. Rest in peace to Tiny. What the fuck? I tell you. And it's a good time I just got re-upped It's a good time Oh perfect You've been using that shit a lot Pick a color Any color You could That's why you act Let me see your pulse Oh yeah You've been using that shit A lot boy Girl you You here now girl You in Jersey Let me show you I still got it Shit Shit It don't work that way It's another reason Power Wives ain't coming back. She's going to get on that motherfucker and start telling the truth. Telling my business out. Power Wives is coming back, too, by the way. I just got to talk to her first. Got to have a little compo. Yeah, got to have a little talk. Got to set some boundaries. I can't wait to see the new cast. Yeah, no, it's going to be good. It's going to be good. Hey, you'll be on there. Yo. Yo. Oh, yo. Yes. Corey! Yo. You want Power Wives? That is not what Corey told me. That ain't what Corey talking about. It's going to be some great ones, man. All praises due to Allah. I'm watching Mark. I'm watching Mark and his wife. I'm watching Mark and his wife when we're in this thing together. I think one of them is talking about some motherfucking. What are they laughing about? Put me on, y'all. Oh, shit. New Power Wives. You better not. Yo, that's funny. Yo, you're an idiot. Oh, they shitting the shit they did? Yo, you're an idiot. This is out of here, too. I'm trying to be real. Yo. As I said, all praises. Due to Allah. For the blessings we about to receive. Yeah, I had a story, but it's over. I'm going to be like, I know. I'm sorry. It's over. No, it's totally over. It's fine. I want a bunch of jokes. I'm going to let it ride. Hey, y'all, I don't want a joke. My soul is out of here, yo. Oh, I can't wait. Please let me click. Just give me five minutes, yo. Just give me some five minutes. You don't need five minutes. I'll pay. Hey, we cooking up something special for y'all on Power Wives. Oh, you ain't seen special. You ain't seen special. Oh, y'all. Yo, everybody, have a blessed rest of your week. Remember, stay safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Flip this total over. Y'all stay safe out there. Y'all hold it down. I'm going to end this before they fucking ruin everything like the immature children that they are. Have a blast. Remember, Tupac cares if don't nobody else care. Until next time, remember, love all your neighbors. How you get that off? - I can't get that off of him, yo. - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. - Here we go, man. - Yeah, baby. - Enough of that, dude. - Where else? Where else, Joey, would you have them going so crazy? They're going so nuts. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - JVP. - That's the funny part. - JVP. - JVP. - JVP. - JVP. - JVP. - JVP. - Where would you be without the JVP?