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With Phelps, we'll get you a $50.
First of all, let's stop playing the games while Phelps goes to the store, because Phelps don't run to no store.
We know that. That's why it's a joke.
Phelps, let that shit go with y'all.
But that's why it's a joke.
I had to talk Phelps out.
But that's why it's a joke, though.
But it's a joke.
I know, but that shit could have got crazy, because Phelps is known to push it together.
He could have shot it.
No, not no shooting. He would have just put it together and threw his hands up.
My nigga been shot before, nigga. You ain't scaring nothing.
That was way back then.
And live to tell it. And live to tell it.
And live to tell it.
Ask if the other nigga breathe. What?
What? Ask if he breathing.
Where is he?
I'm shutting up, because he told me that shit is serious with some of the people he knows.
So I'm shutting up.
Phelps was having a time.
Phelps was nice, too.
Phelps was having a time with your part.
Phelps had a fucking ball.
Phelps was nice.
Wait, hold up now. Y'all speeding without me giving the disclaimer.
Y'all, if y'all don't want to hear about the Joe Budden birthday extravaganza.
Yet again.
Yet again, because Mona wasn't here.
So you know Mona's here now.
How'd you go?
Get in the back.
This is not me.
Don't yell at me.
I think they also want to hear about it, so fuck it.
Exactly.
They enjoyed the last part.
Yeah.
They did.
So let's get your thoughts, Mona.
I saw you coming with your crew.
Looking fly.
It was really, really nice.
Like, nice.
Like a movie.
Nice.
You know what it reminds me of?
One of my movies when you come through the kitchen and you be in the spot.
Like when we went all in the basement.
I felt cool.
Good fellas?
Yes.
That's how it used to go.
It did.
It felt like.
It had that little vibe.
It had that vibe.
Like, damn.
I hear what he said.
It's how it used to go into the spot.
I'm ignoring him.
You said walking through the kitchen and shit.
Yeah.
Oh, there it is.
Me and Ish have peace.
I'm chilling.
I was telling Mona.
Okay.
And you did it last part with Ish, too.
I don't know what's going on with you.
He's a troublemaker.
No, I just did it last part with Ish, too.
You don't get your ass out of here.
I just did it last part.
That wasn't me.
That was Ice.
Nobody, no trouble.
I just want you to peep your newer brother.
I am not a troublemaker.
He throwing people.
He wrote that Clipper shit on the board last time, too.
And I didn't know that.
I thought it was you.
Oh, no.
I wrote that.
I told you.
Ice is on some shit now.
Ice is on some shit, man.
No, that's the topic.
I ain't going to let y'all duck that topic.
Y'all are the prime suspects in that topic.
I'm just saying.
But who's with y'all in that?
You and Mark.
The conversation is around y'all.
Got it.
That's true.
So we can't be the ones to duck that.
But you causing a lot of dissent among the ranks, man.
You're supposed to be riding tight with the Newark boys.
Hey, this is him now.
I'm spinning on Mark today.
That's fine.
That's why I'm not going to get distracted with shooting at Ish.
No, no, no.
You can't help but get distracted shooting at Ish.
I do that for sport.
I give you that.
I don't really have nothing to shoot at this nigga about.
That don't ever stop you.
I know for sport, but now we have other things.
Why are you folding your hands like that?
I'm spinning on Mark.
All right, that's fine.
Hey, Mona.
Hey, Mona.
What's happening, Mona?
It was all that.
Super dope, right?
And a bag of chips.
Yeah, like the whole box.
It wasn't a shaky ass.
It was a shaky ass kind of vibe.
So unfortunately, it was not true.
There was a little bit of ass shaking.
No, you could have gone downstairs and got the wiggling.
The ass shaking I was thinking about wasn't, you know what I mean?
If I would have started shaking ass in here, I would have looked weird.
You know what I mean?
To like maize and shit?
Yeah, exactly.
Law of deeps.
Law of deep people.
You just going to shake ass to Luther?
And let me tell you something.
Looking at some of the people in attendance, a few people were fighting the urge.
Yeah, that's right.
A few people?
That's true.
Shake ass?
Shake ass just on some.
If you would have set it off, I think it would have been received.
They was fighting the urge.
What would have been the time?
Downstairs, right?
Absolutely.
Bitches in there was like, you know what?
I'm going to chill.
Let me keep it cute.
They was walking around.
They was ready, though.
Niggas is with they ladies.
He proposed, but they know how I give it up when I give it up.
Have you seen someone fight the edge?
If D-Nice would have put that cash money ticket, it would have been over.
It would have been over.
They would have went crazy.
Mad breakups.
Yeah.
Mad breakups.
At least awkward.
Awkward versus home.
Oh, God.
And niggas had the sauce in them.
I met some buttons from down south.
You didn't meet my all down south family, my cousin?
This is the thing, right?
When your cousin is the nigga, you know what I mean?
They vibe different.
So it's like they'll walk up.
I might be talking to something.
They look at me.
Mona, I'm Tina from Sumter.
I don't know if you know.
But I'm Tina.
I'm Brenda.
Brenda, yes, my cousin Brenda.
I fuck with you.
You a real bitch.
I told that boy.
I'm like, nice to meet you.
Because I haven't met none of your family from down south with that shit.
It was a survive.
My family down south, while they showed up for me, and they know I'm doing good,
they don't look at me like that nigga.
Oh, they don't?
They don't look.
No, Brenda got all the land.
Brenda got the land that you think we don't know about.
Fucking Dwayne, rest in peace Uncle Hazel to the OG.
Hazel was running the Campbell Soup scandal, the Scouts scandal.
Them niggas, them buttons.
You just can't help me write.
You can't write.
You don't have to say that.
You don't have to write.
You can't say everything else about him.
I'm not telling you.
My cousin Dwayne, it wasn't nothing unfamiliar happening to him.
Them niggas was getting it in the 80s when my grandfather was.
They wouldn't let my grand. You put more writing on the writing.
I'm just saying.
I'm going to put more cheese right on top.
We here already now.
They wouldn't let my grandpa in on the Campbell Soup.
Listen, it was really nice meeting your family.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they were letting me know that they were family members.
I think that was, ew, it was nice.
It was really a vibe.
There's only one family member of mine that is truly upset and wasn't there.
And it is a real thing.
Uh-oh.
What?
Yeah, man.
Shout him out, man.
Apologize.
Why wasn't he there?
Make it right.
My Uncle Walter wasn't there.
What is wrong?
Wife.
Wife.
Oh, shit.
My Uncle Walter wasn't there with his wife.
Imagine his surprise opening the phone and saying, it's funny, but it's fucked up.
Damn, he found out with the. It's fucked up.
And he ain't on my family members I don't speak to list.
Uncle Walter's my man.
I just had so much going on that I assumed my dad. I assumed that my dad was holding down, but my dad didn't hold it down.
I got a long time.
Is Uncle Walter in New York?
Yes.
Uncle Walter is in New York.
He's the man.
That's my man.
Uncle Walter's the man.
We all know him.
He be in the big, be in the pool party, be around.
So to open the phone and see buttons running around and all of this shit, it's fucked up
a little bit.
I need to apologize.
How you gonna make that right?
And I can't avoid him because tomorrow we sending my little brother Anthony off to Japan
for college or whatever that shit is he going to do.
So, yo, shout out to the kids in school.
Word.
Yes.
Shout out to the kids in school.
Shout out to the teachers.
Shout out to all of that.
So I'm going to see Uncle Walter.
Shout out to Anthony's send off.
I can't avoid it.
I got to apologize.
I just got to apologize.
And be careful when you get to your wedding list because that's where it gets tricky.
Think if someone else is going to make it right.
I got a couple people mad at me that missed the wedding.
Yeah.
And it's never on purpose.
Yeah.
It's usually not on purpose.
Yeah.
And they don't care about that.
People don't want to hear that shit.
It's excuses or results.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, how did I miss that and this?
Word.
Especially when you're not putting the invite online.
He had literally no way of knowing.
Yeah.
Especially when you told Mona that Uncle Walter would be the one at the party.
He was the one at the party for the throw the ass on.
I thought it was Sade Uncle that was supposed to throw ass on.
Nah, Sade Uncle was cool as a fan.
Shout out to Uncle Danny.
Yeah, Uncle Danny.
That's my man.
I thought I was going to shake his ass off.
Uncle Danny is as smooth as a fan.
Oh, man.
Yo, shout out to everybody that got me a gift.
I did get around to opening those gifts.
I ain't returned a text since that birthday dinner.
But I did get around to opening those gifts.
Y'all step.
Thank you.
Thank you for knowing that at least half of me is bougie.
Okay.
Because me and Parks got you a bougie gift.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's all the way.
That wasn't y'all with the Coach cologne, right?
No.
No.
Is that bad?
No, I'm not saying it's bad.
You think me and Parks were half a cologne?
I'm not saying it's bad.
You think me and Parks were half of a bottle of cologne?
Wait.
Did you smell the fucking Coach cologne?
I didn't open it yet.
Are you going to wear it?
He can use that shit in his bathroom.
It wasn't the first one.
It's going to be around the toilet.
I kept pushing it to the side.
All of the boxes was, man, nice and extravagant and rich.
I'm going to open it.
I didn't open it first.
My girl got to open the Coach one.
Why?
Why would I do that first?
Bougie ass.
Have you ever met me?
And I'm a see-through.
I might like it.
I'm going to wear it.
I'm not mad at Coach.
Coach changed some shit around.
Coach is with some shit right now.
Coach is firing now.
The person that bought the cologne?
Coach is firing now.
I happen to listen to the broadcast.
I'm sure they listen to the broadcast.
Yo, what the fuck is this?
Coach is firing now.
Got me some gift cards.
My Aunt Diane.
Got me a gift card in Nordstrom.
I'm going to go in there and spend it.
A hundred dollars.
I'm spending it.
I'm not buying a rich person a gift card.
Well, because they was asking what to get me
should they get me cologne.
And I honestly don't have room for no colognes.
I just want to get me a gift card
to avoid getting T-shirts and tank tops.
That's fair.
Because I don't want nothing for nobody.
People still want to show a nice, kind gesture.
Right.
But it was flying.
It was flying.
Mona looked good.
Yo, I died at all the names people called you.
Oh, yeah.
I started with the Joe Dirt.
I said Joe Dirt.
Oh, shit.
That's when you told me that
when you came in the door.
Yeah.
Molly Parton.
I called you Molly Parton.
And let me say,
I think your look absolutely crushed.
I don't know what some of them were talking about.
You look great.
but I love a mullet
I love a short hair
I think your hair
was crazy
I think your dress
looked great
some people don't
but I do
I think you look
absolutely fantastic
y'all was the first
people I seen
when I walked in
was you
and I think Mark
was over there too
we was by the bar
they was by the bar
they was by the bar
we was managing
some things
that was nice too
I feel like
it was like
you know how
when you run into
people at a party
it'd be good to see
it was only one person
I didn't have like
that nice
when I first seen
them type of thing
but that's because
he had a line
he had a line
he was on a
speaking engagement
he had a line
you said he had a line
it was a line
it was like a meeting
mind you
when I walked up
I'm like okay
I feel that
yo what is wrong
with this show
no because you know
what I never thought
about y'all
it's a
the person whose
birthday is
has this big show
we're all on it
so it's still people
that are fans of the show
and fans of us
in the building
so a lot of it
I was meeting
and greeting people
people wanted to say hi
people wanted a picture
or whatever
so when I see him
with the eight people
on the line
I say you know what
that's regular
you know what I mean
nigga on a white suit
that is regular
you know what I mean
he got his drug
glasses on
let me spin the room
and then come back
right
so I go to Joe Button
get to Joe Button
Joe Button line
is one person short
I get Joey kiss quick
love you happy birthday
oh get that
go back there
this nigga still has a line
and it's not
the same people
it's a new line
it's a new line
wait and this nigga
really doing his thing
he just shot
I think he had lip gloss
he looked amazing
while he called in
he walked in the room
you know what I mean
and I'm like damn
I don't want to say hi
to my nigga
like yo
I really want to say
hi to my nigga
so I rubbed it back again
I ended up running
around with Poe
you a real comedian
no no
she dead ass
I'm so serious
this is an actual event
y'all don't join
into the fucking
because I've never
seen this nigga
in the streets
my first time Parks
I'm talking to you
my first time
bumping into this
nigga in the streets
so I'm trying to
you know get the feel of it
I don't want to be corny
run down
what's up nigga
you know
you know
it's holes around
you should have brought tickets
so I should have
period
so I do another run
it's me and Poe
we running around
so I'm like
I finally see Ish
I'm like
and I be live to this
and I just
track run
grab the truck
and run it
and before I got up there
two bitches
just ducked
and jumped in before me
and that was that
and then I just
yelled over to Ish
because I was taller
because I had heels on
I'm like
hey Ish
they weren't short bitches
but they weren't as tall as me
I think I'm almost
six foot with heels on
I'm like hey Ish
and then he was like
what's up
I'm like oh
yo you dumb
he the only one
that said I look pretty
and kissed me
everybody else was like
oh you look so pretty
but I'm like
it's me
that's what you're doing
to the public
you're going to tell
the public that lie
you're going to tell
the public that lie
everything was the truth
except for the end
yo you're going to tell
the public that lie
got it
you work around boy
I didn't know
who birthday it was
I said man look
yo the funny shit
Ish be so surprised
that people
see him and know him
he always acts shocked
at the fact that
somebody that know him
seen
how he carried it
they continue to matter
when we acknowledge that
yeah
you're the man
why are you
and I'm not
I told you my mark today
I ain't shooted you
and I told you
you couldn't help yourself
a big part of being the man
is not acknowledging
but do you
alright
my question is
do you know that you do that
or do you think
I'm making that up
what's that
tell me what you mean
because I'm not centering you
they say I center you too much
the
the
oblivious act
to people that know you
saying the things that
they see
like Mona saw me
with eight people
in a line waiting to speak to me
and then she made me
another round
and there was another new
yes that's what I mean
because she got me dead to rights
yo I keep it
good to see you
love you
you look great
keep moving
if you don't do that
a line will build
yeah
what Mona's saying
is with you
it's a lie my nigga
that's not a lie
yes it is
it's just not a lie
look back up for a minute
it's
I'm telling you it's not a lie
I'm shooting a mark today
but that's not a lie
when you go out
a line does point
I'm not centering you
you my man
and I love you
I don't care that you wore
the same shit nigga
fuck that bitch
that said that
Chrysler shit nigga
but
I'm with you
I'm on your side
but a line
does
yeah it's okay
you get
you are bashful
aww
do you think you're bashful
is that what it is
he's bashful
he's bashful
yo can you be bashful
at 50
we see it
we see it
yo at 50
get the fuck out of here
if that's who you are
if that's who you are
it's not bashful
it's not
what's the word
what's the word
what is the word
I'm looking for
shy
bashful
all that shit
bashful nigga
that's the right word I think
you didn't look bashful
bashful though
bashful unless they start
I think it's just reserved
like it's
hey bash
hey hold up for a sec Mark
bash
oh you're right too
I can't hold it
hey
you're right
he
he
he bashful
until
I mean
until
until
what'd you say Mark
go ahead I'm sorry
cause
cause the bash
can leave
that's the part
that's the part
that's not being said
bashless
the bash
the bash left
and the fool came out
the bash is gone
it's gone
if you hit nine o'clock
at the bar
look nine o'clock
oh yeah bash out
bash left
the bash is out the door
nigga
when that little bow tie
was unloose
yeah this guy
is an idiot
anyway I'm chillin' though
I'm chillin' though
anyway y'all was saying
y'all was saying
nothing at all man
alright good
alright good
so it's fine
we'll have a good time
now Philly crew came through
yeah they did
they came through stepping
oh yeah Juice look good
Philly look good
you look good
everybody look good
and then
and then prompt to
and you're doing it too
celebration
my daughter
shut up
your niece
I gotta talk to you
yeah
nah nah nah
I gotta talk
I gotta talk to you fam
she might be a party song
what's going
yeah you trying
it look
it look like
it look like
you done spotted
an entryway to the family
I ain't gonna lie to you
we got a sweet lick
we got a lick
I ain't gonna hold you
we got one
we got it
I was minding my own business
that's what I'm saying
no listen
and it's a genius plan
cause my boy is sweet
listen
it's a genius plan
cause my
my oldest son
the apple don't fall
that far
my oldest son
nah he ain't lying
at 25 sweet Vic
yo at 25 sweet Vic
right here
arrow pointing to me
he's such a kind man
your niece
bitch
yo Mona's niece
and let me tell you something
I was busy being engaged
like this
yo nah
I'm glad you're here
I waited all week
for you to get here
hey Tula
I got something to say
no no listen
on Wednesday
we gave a little
we kept it cute
on Wednesday
with our little fake review
I was waiting for Friday
yo I was minding my business
being engaged
and being on some
girl dance shit
and my nigga
this is why
Ice will always have
a special spot in my heart
Ice came and said
yo my boy
Ice put me on
there's so much shit
on my birthday dinner
he put me on too
well I saw
that I saw
Ice was feeling good
that I saw
I saw that
Ice was nice
Ice was good
Ice came to me
and said
Ice came and said
hey
I don't want to bother you
but
look in that corner over there
check your son out
look at your son
look at your son
you proud
look at your son
I saw
I looked over
and I saw
somebody just
wrapped around
somebody's finger
I just saw
he's with the baddest
thing in there man
I saw
I saw Mona's
ghetto family
no stop
making
making her way
now your niece
she
pretty girl
pretty girl
and then I remembered
that you was hanging out
in Philly
or Delaware
or wherever
with my son
and your niece
was probably there
he's coming to the event
this weekend
he hangs with us
just like that
he hangs with us
we got him
we got him
we got him
now she got me
there's nothing
I can do
no there's nothing
you can do
that's a smooth move
and I got a champion
because my boy
been at the mercy
of some bullshit
out there
I got a root
for this
motherfucker
she's fucking gorgeous
no she is fine
she is fine
my boy better hold it down
my boy better hold it down
I ain't gonna lie
nigga
can I please tell y'all
so
they're gonna be like
dad can I get some money
what you need money for
Shawnee need a Kia
he about to get his car
took
he don't know
I hope your niece
don't mind somebody walking
I hope your niece
know what I'm saying
no let me tell y'all
so
cause at one point
they at the bar
looking like
they got engaged
right
yes
yes
yes
for sure
so I called to the bar
and I said
and I seen Trey
Trey was like
he was like
he was on his shit
he look good
he look nice though
he did
yeah
so
just me
normal demona
I get up to Trey
close
I get in his ear
I said
you know all these
old niggas
man you got the
baddest thing in here
Trey turned around
and said
I don't know
what they problem is
I don't know
what's wrong with niggas
that's just what I do
sometimes
nigga this one
yo I'm gonna
smack the shit
out of this kid
you know what I mean
yo I'm gonna
kill this kid
cause he so calm
and laid back
but Trey is such a nice guy
like even when we go out
Trey make sure the girls
get out the section
all day
like he's polite
he not
he is polite
he with us
he's home with us
a couple times
in Delaware
that's why
that's why he
getting his car
took him
shut up
he's the same age
as my
he's the same
age as my
niece
yeah
so they hang
sometimes they
hang out sometimes
it's innocent
okay
and cause
it was his job
they met up here
bitch and a philly
yes they met up here
yes
plus we had to get
them plus ones
by any means
we do what we do
we trying to get up
in that motherfucker
no she said
that was the place
to be
anybody couldn't
come in here
no anybody
couldn't come in there
a few people
got snuck in
I think I know
the ones that snuck in
a few people snuck in
I've seen a couple
I've seen like
what the fuck
our girl Jamaica
was there
come on shout out
Shout out to Jamaica.
Shout out to the whole Seattle.
Love to see Jamaica.
I'm about to say it again.
We trying to schedule.
A couple other people was real happy to see Jamaica, too.
I got to talk to them.
Yeah, a couple of them.
I seen it.
I seen it all.
I seen everything.
You really do see everything.
People watching is the best shit ever, y'all.
It is.
It's really the best shit ever.
It's all Virgos is doing.
When do you rest?
Not to be on some horoscope shit.
When do y'all rest?
A Virgo is just watching shit.
Just observing.
That don't seem fun to me.
Nah, that's the fun of shit.
That you don't miss anything ever?
It's the psychology of people.
It's the study of people, places, things, numbers, patterns.
All what's going on.
Predictability, likability, probability.
Judgability.
Yeah, it's the study of science.
If you place X and Y, that's all we're doing.
It's just looking around and shit.
So my girl, let me tell y'all, is super fake mad.
For what?
Super fake mad.
Damn, already?
Want some girl dad shit?
She is super fake mad.
She went to do whatever little, the doctor visit is where they got to see all the parts of the baby.
Yeah.
Until she went and did that.
Just she?
Just she?
Yeah, real nigga shit.
Real nigga shit.
I'm busy.
I'm busy making millions.
Got it.
Got you.
Don't disrupt my day with this.
Don't practice these bullshit.
Yeah, yeah.
Just take your ass.
Don't start my day making a fucking human, bitch.
I'm busy making millions, yo.
Baby is sandwiched.
Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, nah, nah, you feel me?
Exactly.
But anyway, so she go up there and they fucking do the sonogram shit.
Baby looks just like me.
Do the sonogram.
You see it?
Yeah.
The baby is there.
That digital picture.
She got the 3D job.
Yeah, all that shit.
The baby in there being stubborn, not doing nothing.
Doctor say, button vibes, number one.
But anyway, when they got it, they making the Joe Bud face up.
That's what I'm talking about.
So she mad.
She don't look nothing like this lady.
So now you know what that means.
You guessed it.
A virgin for life.
A virgin for life.
Y'all can't fuck no girl that look like me.
Yeah, right.
Are you crazy, nigga?
On some G shit.
I'm changing the girl dad rule.
These niggas.
These niggas.
You talking about dog can't fuck like that girl?
These niggas let people fuck on their kids that look like them.
So technically.
It's dumb getting fucked.
I ain't allowing that shit.
Now you can't get no dick.
He talking about niggas won't fuck a girl that look like you.
Niggas will fuck you.
Hash.
No.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I heard them.
I heard them.
I heard them.
I heard them.
I heard them.
Yeah, nah.
Yeah, nah.
You don't think that make you a little gay?
No.
What are you talking about?
Like if somebody fuck on somebody that look exactly like you.
Sometimes girls be looking like their dads and they be fine, bro.
No, no.
No, that's not what I'm saying.
I think we had that conversation up here before.
I'm cool with that, but that make dad a little gay.
Oh my god.
It does make dad at least half a percent gay.
Yeah.
Sorry.
No, if you look like the dude, it's hard.
It's hard.
You make everything difficult.
Y'all being facetious, you guys.
Y'all never did that before.
I'm joking around up here.
As a matter of fact, the dude--
Bitch can't look too much like her dad.
The dude we was talking about earlier,
I used to mess with his sister, the basketball player.
And we started to talk.
And the reason I couldn't take it no further
was because she looked like him.
That's why I prefer for them to not know their dad.
That's what I would do.
Because if you actually see the dad next to them,
then it's like, all right, OG.
I respect you.
I ain't going to do that.
No, don't.
Tap glass.
You know, the FaceTime, I looked like, I felt like--
Look, my boy on go.
FaceTime.
What you say?
My boy on go mode.
Y'all think this is terrible.
He fucking the daughter, the dad, the brothers.
My boy don't play.
That's what we was on.
And like, on the FaceTime, she really looked like dude.
I was like, she's attractive.
She just looked like, going to call for a screen.
I just was like--
All right, unfortunately, I do have to start this podcast.
I'm sorry.
Oh, a little something, something.
We're having too much fun.
Sorry.
I just found out this girl going around telling people
I'm autistic, because she called me.
It was like, hey, can I come over that after I leave the bar
with my friends and like, hang out?
I was like, yeah.
And she got here.
And the first thing I did was show her my rock collection.
And she fell asleep while I was showing her.
And I just let her sleep till the morning.
And now she go around telling people I'm autistic.
And her exact words was, lame ass rock collection.
And I just wanted to get on here
and defend myself, because she blocked me.
First of all, bitch, you're a liar.
I'm not autistic.
Second of all, ho, this ain't no lame ass rock.
If you was really paying attention,
you would have known that this dates back prehistoric times.
Like, I took this to, like, some geologist,
someone who studies geology and like to study rocks
and sediment and all that other good stuff.
And this has smoky quartz, regular quartz,
and amethyst on it.
And it dates back to prehistoric humans.
Stupid ass holes.
I didn't even exist when this was made.
And you just mad because I think my rock is cooler
than your vagina when it all boils down.
I would rather serve you my rock than whip my dick out
and take you to pound town.
And you're really mad at that.
And now you're going around lying and telling people
I have a mental--
like, I ain't saying there's something wrong with people
with autism.
I'm not-- I'm just saying I don't get it.
And that's really lame as fuck of you to do.
And I didn't know you were that lame.
And I'm going around, like, being proud of the fact that I
was a gentleman.
And, like, I thought I was being sweet.
And, like, I folded your clothes for you and, like,
sedimented the corn and made sure you had water and stuff.
And I'm thinking I'm being sweet as shit the whole time.
Like, fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, man.
Definitely autistic.
Definitely that beat those allegations.
Yeah, yeah, he got a little bit of a tizzle.
No, he got the tizzle.
Sorry, ain't nothing wrong with it.
I don't know.
Still, I'm sure it's a pretty cool rock collection,
my brother.
That's true.
I hate all this rock, man.
I ain't mad at nobody with an interesting hobby.
Now, go ahead and get in your bag.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
And here he goes.
Should've been here for the time spent.
Rollin' and keep callin'.
Fly back with my baby.
Shout out to all the real niggas and real niggas out there.
Life could be amazing.
Shout out to all the Patronis, all the subgroups, and all that.
Shout out to all the hate listeners.
What's been up?
What's been up?
What's been up?
Shout out to all the Clippers out there.
Big Mark, Big Mark.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Always for the ladies.
Shout out to all the Virgos out there.
So I made a change.
Wait a minute.
Baby, I don't want to call you up and hit a wrinkle,
because it feels like you've got something bad to know.
It's silly.
I'm just talking through it real tight.
No, I miss you.
You really want to kiss you all the time.
I got a hat up here.
What was it?
They don't want to hear it.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I forgot to tell you.
You've never heard a joke, buddy.
Your heart that matters.
Yes, sir.
Big Jersey.
Big Jersey.
Whole New York City.
What's going on out there?
The fight is on.
I don't know, but you and I always feelin' like my best
Feelin' like my best
Wait up, wait up, ayy
When these feelings get expressed, you know I'm nonchalant
Again, shout out to all the kids back at school and all that
Shout out to the teachers and all that
My girl think I don't see the motherfuckin' Alpine fuckin' grift is happenin', boy
Well, we got a big sale comin' up, uh
Oh, we got some Girl Scout cookies
Before it was official, still treat you like you mine
We had one good night, and I made it all the time, yes, it's true
You made for me, I made for you
I know what's ups and downs, everything ain't gon' be smooth
Baby, I don't wanna call you up and hit a ring
Cause it feels like you got somethin' bad to know
It's silly, I'm just talkin' through it real tight
Know I miss you, really wanna kiss you
All the time
where else where else joey would you have him going so great
oh
you've never heard of joe bun
shout all the headdresses out there
oh brooklyn brooklyn brooklyn
All right, I'm going to sing this first verse.
Y'all figure out where y'all want to start this thing.
Figure out what's of most importance to y'all.
Hot takes, hot takes, hot takes.
Here it goes.
If I'm with you, don't you worry.
I'm going to make you crazy.
I'll give you the time of your life.
I'm going to take you places you've never been before.
Yo, shout out to all my engaged people out there.
Man, I can't forget about y'all.
Yo, y'all still welcoming me with open arms out there.
I appreciate it.
It feels good.
Shout out to all the married people out there.
Here it goes.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm pretty happy, too.
I don't know how I feel about the kids being in school, traffic being back.
But when you drop their little asses off, it's worth it.
Yo, you really noticed the difference.
Well, now that I'm involved that way, yeah.
Like, I was putting all that shit on mom, but the judge said I got to go.
Yo, what's wrong?
Judge.
Yo, what's I had to do?
Flip my own world upside down.
Yo, you know what?
Maybe to the nigga that got a driver.
Holy shit.
No, to the nigga that got a driver.
Yo, look what people are out here doing in the morning, yo.
Caring to their kids.
Hey, making lunch, some people.
Yo.
Every day.
Yeah, don't say that.
Making lunch.
Yeah, nigga.
Not me and my fiancee sending the kids right off.
Hey, eat the beer that they give you.
You got to make breakfast in the morning.
Oh, shit.
Before school.
Oh, that means you got to wake up on time to do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, hell.
How much?
How much?
Here you go.
Ice, you're a better dad than me, nigga.
I don't care about what you're saying.
You make breakfast and lunch?
We make breakfast and lunch.
Oh, y'all are amazing.
I do, too.
Y'all are amazing parents.
They bitches.
Every day.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I'm talking shit.
You make breakfast and lunch every day?
Yeah.
Wow.
That's dope.
And he's still acting like that.
And grateful.
You thought that was behavior?
Was that because of starvation?
You mean to tell me he's at risk?
He gets every need met.
That's right.
In the middle of the day.
Yo, damn.
God damn, boy.
Yo, you stupid, bro.
This nigga's a nut.
I dropped him off here.
There's only four of the kids in this class.
I'm starting to get suspicious.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, the class has gotten smaller each of the last two years.
I don't know.
The class got smaller, too?
Mm-hmm.
I'm worried.
You made too much money.
Oh, is that what it is?
I mean, that's one theory.
That's one theory.
One theory.
I chose B.
Look, I didn't want to go to the other one.
There's B, which is your kid is an absolute terror.
I didn't want to go to the other one.
He's killing me.
He's killing these kids.
And the school going to get him off.
Not that class.
Right there.
No him?
Put him over there.
Yeah, because they said he was in 13, and then we went to class 13, and they was like,
oh, no, no.
He's in 13A, which is A.
Oh, there's a letter involved?
That can't be great.
It can't be.
It can't be.
I'm concerned.
Advanced placement.
Uh-huh.
Anyway, Big Parks is here.
Elmira's fine.
Big Parks is in the building.
Who's poppin'?
Who's poppin'?
Poe is here.
Corey's here somewhere, probably texting his lady.
Fucking Erickson is here.
I don't know if I saw.
I was going to say Vaughn Tanner is here by remote.
Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you very important people out there
are here.
Hopefully, everyone is doing good, feeling good, smelling good, and busy being great.
What's up?
Where do y'all want to start, man?
Takes galore today.
I think we start right at the top of the board there.
Big Pab?
Yeah, man.
Big Pablo?
Yeah, let's get to it.
It's a terrible week for Clippers.
Let's get to it.
Let's see what you did.
Clippers part three.
You didn't wear that Clippers shirt today, did you?
No.
Yo, so Pablo, I mean, it depends on how you look at this, but the NBA announced-
Pablo won.
That they made a-
Big win.
A huge determination in the whole Clippergate thing, the Kawhi Leonard scandal.
The Clippers were fined, well, they were taken, five picks were taken from them.
Five or six picks over the next five years or whatever.
Huge, $30 million fine for the owner, in addition to him being banned from the-
This is the Joe Biden podcast.
Do him like LimeWire.
That's what LimeWire used to do.
Got to talk through it.
I hate to say it.
Go ahead.
But yeah, the owner's out for a year.
Also, the team president suspended-
Got to go.
Without pay, six months, I think.
This is big.
Yeah, this is the biggest fine they've ever dished out.
$30 million fine.
The fine is nothing.
That's the biggest fine I can remember in sports.
Punishment-wise.
It's the biggest punishment.
Punishment, excuse me.
The five picks.
That's the biggest I've seen.
The five picks is killer.
Yeah.
The five picks is 10 times more than the fine.
Yo, dog.
$30 million to him.
He don't even know it's gone.
The fines are-
I mean, the draft pick fine is a monster.
Your five first picks for the next five years is crazy.
And then the ban.
So, you talking to somebody that $145 billion, my nigga.
Like, yo, you can't come here in the stadium that you took $2 billion of your own money
to build, and you're not allowed on the premises?
And it's not the next five picks.
It's not the next five picks.
That, you might be able to digest.
No, the next five first round picks.
No, it's not the next.
Yes, it is.
They shout out the years.
Pull it up.
It didn't start in 27.
No, because some of the trades that they made, they lose some of them.
Yeah, it didn't start in 27.
That's why the little meme was going around.
Like, the Clippers' next draft pick is just entering the fourth grade.
Oh, yeah.
So, it's 20, 29, 20, 30, 20, 31, 32, and 33.
That's not your next.
Also, 28.
That's what I'm saying.
They missed the 28 one.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
And it's upcoming.
But it's consecutive.
They probably don't have the 28 pick.
Yeah, they probably don't have the 28 pick.
Yeah, probably don't got the pick from the SG.
One of the trades that they've made, you know they made a bunch of trades, but that's the
killer part.
Because that means that it's kind of putting your franchise in a deficit for the next seven
years.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yo, y'all might not get help from nowhere for the next seven years, which is killing
me.
Y'all going to go back to the L.A.B. team.
What do you mean, back to?
I'm just saying they've been competitive.
The Clippers of old, we olders, the Clippers of old used to be a fucking joke.
They're barely believed.
And so now y'all potentially put your franchise back in that realm.
Yeah.
And I think, again, a shot to the ego is you can't come in the stadium.
You can't be around any basketball operations.
I think that's the biggest thing.
Or league meetings.
He's made it from all league meetings.
Before I get to the ramifications of the Clippers, I got to start this with Saluting Pablo.
Yeah, you got to.
Yes.
I have to start this with Saluting Pablo on Saturday.
Once I'm just, this is like, we get it as investigative journalism, but this felt like
just old school throwback.
Detective work.
Yeah, detective work.
Me against the machine, not just the machine of the NBA, but the machine of the NBA and
all of its partners, right?
Because ESPN was getting fed all of that fake Clipper news, and they was coming out, and
they was standing on that.
Yeah.
So to be able to go back and forth with your former employer.
Yeah.
And be on the right side of it, and have all of this happening because of your work, it's
fire, man.
Yeah.
It is.
Justice is in the land.
And to just stay committed to it that way, right?
There was a million chances for him to get off of the trail.
Yeah.
He was like a dog with a bone.
He's still on it.
He is.
He's still doing it.
Unfortunately.
Is he safe?
Why is that unfortunate?
Because I see him saying stuff about the Knicks.
That's why.
I was about to say, yesterday he said, he was asked directly if he was going to be on
the Jalen Brunson hunt.
Yeah.
He said, kind of on the record, off the record, that he is, right?
He said, if I were, I would be leaning on my reporting and da-da-da-da-da.
But the implication was that he's about to investigate Jalen Brunson's arrival in New
York.
And I would be truly disappointed in that if we weren't the NBA champions.
Go ahead and look.
Fine.
Whatever, nigga.
We want it.
They ain't taking the ring back.
We want it.
We want it already.
Jalen Brunson was a huge part of that.
Hey, did something fishy go on?
Actually, in that case, right?
If he finds something great, because Pablo's that dude.
But in the case of the Knicks.
The Knicks, I think, is just a huge fumble by Mark Cuban.
They had every opportunity to sign Jalen Brunson.
The father went over there to work with us.
I mean, you've seen the game.
You've seen, what do you think is happening over here?
And he's looking into the Dodgers now, too, right?
I saw something floating around with him looking into Magic and the Dodgers and all that situation.
Oh, yeah.
Magic Johnson.
As far as the Clippers, I'm with Ish.
$30 million to Steve Ballmer.
You don't even know it's gone.
Yeah.
It's not too big of a thing.
He's going to feel those.
25 draft picks.
For sure.
And you staying away from the team for so long.
You feel that.
The other interesting part is it looks like how the Clippers went about it versus how Kawhi went about it are on two separate sides of the fence.
Hey, hold on.
How much money he got?
$145 billion.
My nigga, I'm going to get the Mission Impossible mask, nigga.
Change the voice, everything.
Get the little voice strip.
They be like, yo, who's this new guy in the front row?
I'm going to be at the game.
I'm going to find a way at the game.
That's what I think.
Again, you talking to somebody.
He won't be at the game.
That could do whatever they want.
Well, nobody related to him going to be at that game.
Okay.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You got TV.
Go ahead and play with them if you want.
The pow pow is a courtesy.
This being a pow pow.
It depends on how competitive he is, yo.
I think that, because again, we had this conversation before.
You better not show your face around this facility.
All owners don't really care about winning.
I think he cares about winning.
And that's why he tried to circumvent the rules.
So I don't got to be the L.A.B.
team no more.
So I think that all the shit with the draft picks and all that is a shot to his ego.
Because I want to be the best of the best.
I've always been the best of the best.
So y'all are preventing that.
Having your name attached to the biggest punishment in league history is a shot to your ego.
Not being able to come to your stadium.
A lot of that shit is just ego shot.
Like, all right, the 30 mil.
Cool.
I might not miss it.
But it's 30 mil because of this?
It just hit a little thing.
I mean, a lot of it may be what y'all are saying.
But you're going to feel.
I'm taking one of your assets that you paid for and you just spent all of this money to
build a new building for.
And I'm essentially freezing it.
No, I'm saying that I think that's not the 30 million point.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm just talking about essentially freezing one of his assets that he just purchased and
spent all this money on.
I'm not allowing it to grow because of that shit that you did.
The franchise and the stock of the franchise is going to take a step back.
That has to have dollars and cents.
Ramifications?
Yeah, 100%.
Probably much more.
worth the 30 million dollars oh yeah somebody that got that much this is what i'm saying
we all in agreement but when you look at his net his net worth yeah he don't know it took a hit
whether i got let's say he can sell the clippers right now for 10 billion dollars uh-huh right
he probably can't too that's let's say i got 155 now he don't know that my nigga your statement
says 145 billion dollars 155 billion it ain't no difference in what the fuck my life it i don't
know that happened the shot is you can't come on the premises man you can't drive in the parking
lot that's the shot you get what i'm saying are you telling somebody what they can't do that has
the keys to the world that's the shot to me yeah because them niggas usually don't have no no
ain't no no well and and then somebody like pablo was able to sniff this out
on his own how great were you at hiding whatever you were hiding pablo had again
the work that went into this with him speaking of whistleblowers people that used to work there
people that were willing to be on record to even say something about it it's over a year of work
i'm blown away by it in a year i am absolutely blown away that this was the result from from
what he did as a journalist i mean this is like the ultimate dream you have i mean the pulitzer
itself is probably enough of a award he won yeah he won a pulitzer for this uh for the audio uh podcast
related to this coverage he's won all the awards but i think a lot of time and some people do their
work for awards people do it for the money some people do it for the clout some people do it for
all of them um but when you see like a concrete outcome of your shit like you actually change a
policy or you change a result especially if you think you're on the right side of history man
that shit is amazing i want to see what he does next outside of the knicks of course that should
be the top agenda item uh yeah the knicks will probably be next and then the sixers no no i mean
we'll see you got la business probably the sixers after that there's no sixer business oh plenty of
sixer business after that i don't see anything i mean we'll see we'll let the investigative
journalists get to it when ishka bibbles goes global
lebron come out as a 78 owner of ishka bibbles we're gonna know something yeah it's fine that's
fine this is it's all good y'all said something earlier that i didn't quite i'm not sure i agree
with but i have no place to know y'all said that his money 30 million dollars is something that he
wouldn't notice or he said that it said that right yeah i don't agree with that i was like i just i
feel like that's still a lot of money yeah you might not feel it but you don't nobody on paper
when somebody has 150 billion with a b dollars bro 30 million he could do that and he could lose
that in a day he could literally in the stock market lose that amount of money in a day and
so no he don't feel it so it's two things one does he feel does he feel it and two does he
notice it i think you've got that much money you know no and no really bro i'm not qualified i'm not
trying to be funny and i want to hear i want both of y'all to expound on your side if if you lost a
hundred dollars you don't know it's gone not trying to be a dick i'm being serious and pardon
me to anybody out there if anybody in this room loses a hundred dollars we don't know it's gone
that's damn you
moaning ice would know yeah they're not trying to be funny
took that 150 from you you felt the same
oh yeah
i took a little punk ass 150 from a millionaire
nigga got to talk about an episode for episode let's be real you get what i'm saying because i
ain't used to nobody touching the money so his net worth is really on paper it's just a number
that changes on a paper his life don't change he can't not buy certain things he can't not go
certain places his his money fluctuates so rapidly and so drastically he don't know this is what i'm
saying so you think you think when you think when they came back and said it's the 30 mil he was
like all right
like like that's like the entry level of the fine because again the the franchise is going to lose
value no i'm not talking about that part we just we're sitting down on 30 million it's more than
30 no he don't know that's gone all right mark i get that he doesn't feel it like if i lost a hundred
dollars i wouldn't feel it if i lost a thousand dollars i wouldn't feel it exactly but i would
damn sure notice it and care because it's enough money i would notice and care and i and i and i
think that and this might be a better you wouldn't care about a hundred dollars wait i want let me
finish i'm not sure i wouldn't see what i'm saying but but but i i do think sometimes it's not just
apples to apples like i think 30 million dollars is just so much money you still care about it and
you've ego principle and it's just real money and if you've got that much money you value money a lot
um yeah it doesn't affect his life at all i agree with you on that my queen that is like a parking
ticket or something right so that's like a hundred dollars right it's not necessarily the amount of
money and how it relates to however much money you have it's the manner in which you lose money
so you feel it that's why you feel it that's a different
conversation we were talking about financially he don't feel it again i said it's a shot to his
ego i said all of the other stuff yeah i'm talking about financially for somebody that's worth 150
billion dollars rounding it off to it's not gonna feel 30 million they just not no feel no i think
we all agree you don't realize it don't affect your lifestyle but i do think you know yes you
know and i think you really care and i think you really as a business owner if your business that
you invested all this money and maybe it's a passion project starts to lose a bunch of value
you're gonna be tight about that yeah that's and i guess that's where i'm on mark's side of this
i agree with your sentiment different conversation let me finish i agree with what you're saying
about he don't see it i think that's different from not noticing it i think because you lose
that nut the implications of what the next nut looks like you would have to be aware of it
totally different conversation i'm not disagreeing that's why i'm saying i'm sure he noticed it
he lost the money because this is the first pound than the actual money yeah exactly it's the first
you lose 30 million on the first pow pow you got to be looking at what that next one might look like
if you get caught doing some shit and judging by what pablo was saying they caught them in a lot
yes they caught them in a lot and nobody got to be happier than kawaii we talk about slaps on the
wrist yeah yeah he got off we got that
no but he's still he's still coming for kawaii who's still coming for kawaii pablo pablo why because
he posted the signature on the country like yo dog he got off scot-free almost and said i had
no knowledge i had no knowledge of this what's seven hundred thousand dollars to kawaii leonard
that's a lot of money a decent amount of money for i'm not doing this with them yeah what's i don't
think kawaii got hit for anything no i don't think it was especially because of what they say he got
here how much money did kawaii leonard make off the books in your opinion so i'll tell you factually
what i know and what i don't so aspiration has a total value of 48 million dollars now let's bring
in the other companies right boingo wireless of course which is just funny because of course the
wireless provider of the intuitome is kawaii leonard payments god damn of course daktronics
operator is of course
locked in insurance oh my gosh on the construction of the dome is doing the same thing damn those
three companies according to the nba's investigation through 2021 guaranteed 18 million dollars to
kawaii leonard so doing the math at 66 million dollars only through let's call it 2022 he
resigns with the clippers as i've said before on my show in january of 24 for a discount a discount
less than
the max why and what happened there and so you're at 66 million plus i've told the story the beginning
of it around the rhode island football club started an llc in which he got secret undisclosed
equity the week before he signed the extension and i ask as always what else was there and i have
a feeling as always that there is more and that's why i'm not an investigative journalist because
all that just sounded to me like
kawaii has been cooking yeah yeah yeah so seven so again 700 grand to kawaii leonard that just
made whatever he made with the clippers made whatever he made back door from all these other
entities plus his endorsement deals with new balance etc etc cool 700 grand dropping a bucket
okay again it's a small amount but it goes you you said a hundred dollars right i was thinking
about this if joe said i'm going to find everybody anytime we're late i'm going to find everybody
or anytime you use our phone on the show we find a hundred dollars we all could afford a hundred
dollars but i would feel i would feel that shit every time i would every time i did it it would
still hurt me not because i can't afford it but because to park's point how i lost it like the
why of it matters and at some point that that number is enough that i start thinking damn what
could i have done with that quad if he if kawaii lost seven hundred thousand dollars tomorrow he
wouldn't notice it and it wouldn't change his lifestyle but i think that i think that's a pretty
stiff fine and i think it matters i'm on the other side of that now because if i only got fine this
but i did all this sneaky shit and made me a shit ton of money and y'all only caught me and charged
me that but you know i agree with that but but i don't think that's the point of the punishment i
think the the point of the punishment is to punish the owners and the team clippers yeah
but they had to do something to him so you say we say him the same thing kawaii leonard fuck bomber
or got a slap on the wrist.
One of my peoples told me,
um it's a girl she did of course she got she got sent to the feds and she did 13 out of 18 month
sentence but she made a couple million dollars she said dog i'd do it 10 out of 10 times because
outside in the real world i would have never been able to make this amount of money to have me and
my family free forever i would do it 10 out of 10 times so if kawaii leonard made 40 million dollars
and only got fined 700 grand out of the money who the fuck like that but the difference is
is it legal for you to be in contact with her yeah yes i ain't no felon all right just say all
right go yo okay drug dealer drug kingpin yeah 200 million he makes yeah along with the little
sentence well what along with the sentence is a restitution fine yeah of two million call it
two million saying is the risk worth the reward yeah i get it i get it you take that what i'm
saying is unlike the drug kingpin or your home homegirl friend
platonic um they're this target of it i'm saying in kawaii's case it's a significant fine for
somebody who's not the target of it because because they were going to somebody else and
and the person who they're not even trying to get still got hit with 700 i'm saying it's a lot for
for his role in this if barbara got hit with 700 i wouldn't be saying spirer not just it's not the
they're the target i don't think so i don't think so either i don't think so that's that's why i
don't how i want the pressure and this is what we gotta do that together this is what pablo is now
saying is that it's not the target of it because they're not the target of it because they're not
saying pablo got all of these paper today recently saying yo kawaii said he had no knowledge and or
any involvement here's his docusign signature here's this now now he's going through all of
these contracts where kawaii allegedly signed on the bottom line so you can't say and then at the
bottom you know how contracts will say um under the penalty of perjury i read all of this and
i'm signing under my own yes free will yeah he signed it i think both things can be true i think
he could be aware of what's going on but
not the target of all these fucking no we didn't know i said i don't think he's i don't think he's
like innocent like he doesn't know anything he's just oblivious and above all of that but i i do
think that to me and he's the way to manage this situation as a journalist and as a league is to
punish heavy the teams and the owners that participate in it it's also just strategically
you don't want to get the nba players association in it you don't want to get all you don't want to
make create ill will with the with the union i think the target should be on the billionaires
i think your target should be on the owners i think the target should be on the
gms i think the target i'm not in disagreement with that yeah yeah so i'm saying in light of
that i'm okay with what what kawaii got that's all i'm saying and if you're the other owners
you tight too because like are you doing it no not that that they're doing it that if my opponent
my competitor is cheating yeah i want him to get fucking back yeah can i ask you a question is he
safe is pablo safe yeah except unless he's near ish i don't know because this wasn't the only
person disgusted by him i'm sure he's not the only person that's grossed out by that or i mean
interest if you a team that you know you had a whole bunch of bullshit going on you you biting
on your nails right now right because it's a little niggas on some shit yeah right so is he
i mean if you did something wrong i'm saying the sixes name next year is he safe like what would
they say that far he's safe though he's safe i think he's safe i mean i'm not just gonna speak
for niggas he came up here and said that he's received threats from people and companies so
i'm not just gonna call him safe i don't know what he could be going through that's fair i know
people that are texting and emailing and saying things diehard clippers fans that must exist alone
people with interests involved that are going to lose a big shit and i ain't gonna lie if i'm
pablo this whole thing and and its findings have made me that nigga amongst my peers
yeah i guess i'm him amongst my peers have i seen lioness yeah tell me more period exclamation point
i'm slow right now so i don't have time but yeah this makes me that dude amongst my peers i see
everybody and they mother clamoring for a pablo interview hey tell us how you did this what you
saw how you put this together what made you stay on the fact fired from espn that's really the
cherry the icing on the cake the interviews that you're doing the award tour with muhammad my man
you did it in the name of journalism you ain't do it in the name of clout so now you're gonna
be on every tv station in the world that's not that's not fair
is you gotta stop that's not fair stop you can you can do something in the name of journalism
which is his right i'm not saying but once once the result is in yeah it's like we can't just say
clout chasing going on if you win a grammy or an mvp yeah you're gonna go around and do interviews
and like that's not clout yeah i don't think that's clout chasing
fuck that a pulitzer
you want a bunch of attention
before so if you want why you can't just say yo i don't like what he did i did but i see and i'm
sitting here with an objective opinion i'm saying that's the fines and all that i'm not mad at these
niggas that got fined but he got the i never knock i said what was the end goal oh wham that's what i
said from day one when he was here what's your end but i guess we're looking for now this kind of
niggas is exaggerating what i'm saying i didn't say none of that about what you said i got the
fucking seven zillion dms yo look you you you you mad now you're gonna but i'm apologizing to him
he was right i never said he was wrong i said what's your goal in doing this and again y'all
got the punishments handed down he's now going forward with kawai as if he's trying to get more
punishment for kawai as if his punishment wasn't enough you are a journalist you're not a judge so
you don't determine what somebody's punishment is the nba does but part of my but part of the
journalism it wants kawai come out and say i'm not a judge i'm not a judge i'm not a judge i'm not a
i have no knowledge of this if i think this nigga's lying i got the evidence to say he does
and so why you ain't gotta sit here a lot now you're lying so i'm not a judge my job was to
present the evidence and i'm still presenting evidence to the nba they have it my job is to
present the evidence to the nba the nba hands down its ruling cool they handed down a ruling i think
i'm not gonna go say yo i don't feel that parks got enough punishment so now let me do but i don't
think that's what happened you messed up you messed it up his job wasn't to present anything
to the nba his job
just reporting on what he found to the public whatever evidence i'm sorry so that's my job to
report the nba saw my investigation they acted on it kawai comes out and says something that i know
is wrong or a lie or contradictory to information i got my investigation my job is still going at
that point the second you come out and say hey i ain't know that no yes you did yes you did here's
the evidence yo there's this if somebody else is involved then they say i ain't got nothing to do
with that so you don't think the nba saw kawai's signatures
it's not about the nba he's not a detective ice you he's not looking he's not in court trying to
prove kawai wrong in the court of law to determine more punishment for him i think he's just trying
to give the public more information because if kawai comes out to the public and says x is true
and he's like no it's not true it's actually what yeah i don't know why i don't come out don't say
nothing i don't think he puts that out and i don't necessarily think it's i think it's okay to do
interviews or or to take your applause i mean he won't appeal to this year um for this thing and
now fire and now they're coming out with a with a decision today or yesterday you know saying your
your work basically led to this outcome i think it's reasonable to give interviews about it and
go around and talk about it take your lap yeah take your lap i'm not cool yeah i don't think
that's cloud chasing his arms i think it's i think that's normal i don't think yeah i think this has
to be one of the biggest accomplishments in his career yeah i mean i don't know if he's doing it
like that i think it's one of the biggest accomplishments in sports journalism yeah
yeah yeah yeah maybe i don't know if there's a maybe
about it this is a pretty big one yeah this is this is a pretty big one in my lifetime this is
the biggest i can i can't i can't even think of one maybe the um you know what else in my roles
there's the gambling and there's steroids donahue donahue donahue donahue's a big one
and donahue might be the one those those are all the olympic doctor that was doing all that shit
that was bad oh yeah what's up there yeah it's in the conversation and it's exciting in that room
it's dope i'm not i'm
one day i do want us to revisit lambs on armstrong
now that we older and know the truth wait which part what are you really doing
what's he taking what he was cheating his ass we should revisit that he was doing what you're doing
what am i doing cheating i don't know if he was cheating the way that people that that they said
he was cheated framed him as cheating and made him look i don't know about that i think the
olympic committee is just way more uh the the tour de france or whatever it is i think
how they painted what he did versus what he did now that we older and time has passed
i just think it should be under review i'm not saying what he did wasn't wrong but what they
said he did versus what he did this might be another one of louis ck things i got a 10 second
question before we go to journalism how because we were talking about uh the owner and how much
money he don't notice notice what amount would you notice a dollar the real number like you like
we all agreed 100 we wouldn't notice what's the number for you well i see a random 50 dollars out
there what the fuck is this i'm gonna look i'm not y'all what's your number money bags
fuck y'all talking about don't do that man i still don't my nigga i still live in the real
world i've literally it's a true story i've literally found money in my pants or money in
my closet that i didn't know was missing and it was in the thousands of dollars before like oh
shit like okay you've never walked and had money in your pants your sweatpants thousands of dollars
Not thousands, no.
Legal people usually don't have cash.
We was about to say, that's a different industry.
You in a different industry.
Just stop talking about your cash and some drug dealer shit.
That's never happened to me.
Look at you fronting.
It's cool.
Never happened to me.
Yo, you'll go in an old jacket and find mad money in the jacket.
Like, oh shit.
Find a couple dollars and never have thousands.
OG jacket from 10 grand just sitting there.
No!
And I empty my pockets when I get in the car.
Most legal people don't have cash like laying around.
Normal, regular, working class people don't.
They don't have a dollar cash.
Maybe a pile of ones.
I'm a normal, working class person.
You're not normal.
So how could you find $13,000 randomly?
Who said $13,000?
What was the number?
How much was it?
At one time, it was $3,200.
And I found it.
Yeah, you was selling coke.
You found it.
No, we're selling cocaine, my nigga.
Back in the day.
Back in the day, you used to sell a little powder.
It's crazy up here.
How much for you?
Huh?
How much for you?
Honestly.
Honestly.
Ones.
Clunky with us.
$40,000 and up.
Okay.
That's an honest answer.
And Mona?
If you misplaced like $8,000, if it was a misplaced $7,000, $8,000, you might not know
what was going on.
I'm not trying to be funny.
I'm being serious.
Yeah, no.
And that's why I'm starting out to like Mike.
I found out what I was paying my driver every week the other day.
He was confused.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
What Mark said?
Nothing, man.
Now it's time for a battle.
What Mark said.
I'm on Mark's ass.
What Mark said.
Mark be going too far, man.
And then I don't catch you until the playback.
What Mark said.
Mark going to ask him.
Oh, and he says $40,000.
Then how about you, Mona?
Well, anything I say after that is going to sound fucked up.
Well, I asked you first.
But then you ain't answering me.
So I had to ask you.
That's irrelevant to you.
Yeah.
Yeah, fuck that.
And Ice is lying, too.
Ice is not going to notice $50 missing.
No, the new question was, what's the most you've ever stumbled across that you lost?
I don't know who you think you're talking to.
That's where it kind of went.
But yeah.
Selling drugs.
Yes, I've done that.
Selling drugs.
But not as a regular bitch.
No.
I don't stumble across money as a fucking podcaster.
No, if it was gone, you wouldn't notice it was gone.
Oh, that one.
Yeah.
I mean, I was being facetious.
I think what you said is true.
Like, $100,000, you might not flip out.
I ain't talking about that.
You know?
I hate to say that.
I don't like nobody getting the wrong idea when I say this stuff.
I'm just trying to fit in.
Yo, I hate to break it to you.
You know if you do everything to a T that someone will get the wrong idea?
True.
That's a fact.
If you do everything exactly the way you want to do it, somebody will get the wrong idea.
That's so true.
I don't get it, y'all.
If you are as politically correct as you could possibly be, somebody's going to still find fault.
No, when I said that, I don't want motherfuckers that I love to think like that.
They're going to think I got bread.
I know what you mean.
They're going to think that no matter what you say.
I'll be sleeping up here sometime.
They think that regardless.
Yeah, they're going to think I'm rich.
No.
I got vans on.
I got vans on.
Look at the difference in vans.
You see the vans, the difference?
$40.
Rich.
I ain't got no money.
That's the longest running chairman show business, boy.
People that work up here with these shits, y'all get off.
Wait, what you mean?
He don't have no money.
He ain't got no money.
Absolutely.
Me and Ice are fucked up.
That's right.
We all struggling.
Me and Ice learn to loan.
Me and Ice keep loaning the same $35.
I can't.
I can't.
There's other people on these couches besides you and Ice.
That ain't got it we talking about.
We talking about the ones that don't have.
We talking about the have-nots.
The have-nots.
The have-nots.
That's me and my boy.
They got it right.
It's them.
It's us.
Hey, I can't argue.
Loan and rent is more than my mortgage.
Hey, now.
Project.
What is we doing?
Project.
Oh, wait.
We telling the truth today?
Come on, now.
No.
No.
No.
Because that's why I let Mark off the hook in that last part.
Stop, bro.
At the truth.
Please, y'all.
We can speak the truth.
Just not on Patreon.
Let's do it on your main.
Yeah.
Let's keep it under 30.
Y'all get the tripping.
He's so stupid, man.
Now it's time for my favorite part of the show.
Project.
Oh, man.
This dick is a.
Drive-thru is going to have to wait because Mona is acting crazy.
Listen.
Mona is suggesting wild things.
I think it's a great idea.
I think it would be amazeballs if we did it again around New Year's.
I love New Year's.
I'm sure you do, too.
We could do it all over again.
Another place.
Another spot.
Same kind of thing.
Because I said to myself, how much did this nigga really spend?
He winning like a motherfucker.
Right?
Making millions of dollars.
Bro.
Right.
I don't even know it's gone.
He's been partying.
He don't know.
I knew it was gone.
Mind you, I was carrying the money, y'all.
For two months, too.
I had the back end, the front end.
You felt it.
It was August and September.
Yes.
We knew it was gone.
There wasn't no sirloin on the motherfucking table, man.
Oh, no.
It was grade-A meat, man.
Balls.
I'm telling you.
Big, thick slices of carrot cake on the walkout.
That shit was good, too.
Cream cheese icing, nigga.
Not none of that cheap shit that your grandmama done made.
I ain't eat one piece of cake.
So did you figure out.
You missed out, nigga.
Yo, nah, they was trying to force the fucking sweets on me.
I was like, get that shit out of here.
You spent so much money that night.
Did you figure out how much it cost?
Um, no.
You know what?
When shit is out of my Rolodex, I don't know.
I got the ad and shit up, and then it was like.
What?
Carried a one?
Yeah, it was too much.
I will say, because a couple of the waiters was like, hey, I served you.
I just wanted to say I'm a big fan.
But, bitch, you knew not to say that that night.
You didn't play that, did you?
Oh, they hit you on the DMs?
Yeah, that shit was lit.
Niggas was on Mona's body in that party.
Fuck what the internet talking about, all that Dolly Parton shit.
You know, the internet's not real for them.
Yeah, in real life, niggas is trying to smash Mona.
Niggas think that shit is it.
You got some offers?
I don't know.
I mean, I mean.
What you said?
What you said?
Any prospects?
I was going to say, any prospects?
No, I didn't get my phone number.
Some prize picks?
I didn't know whose was whose.
Don't make Darius, man.
What's homeboy name?
Oh, Nature Boy.
Dude, it was on the FaceTime.
Whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't make him, man.
Why you ain't bring him?
You told us both.
Yo, you special, bro.
That's what you got to tell us here.
That is some Joe Button shit.
That is what?
That is the stamp of some Joe Button shit.
Word.
Because you said you weren't going to bring him.
The girl said, can I bring my plus one?
You said, yeah, plus where?
I just wanted to shit on y'all.
I told you and Mona to bring your partners out.
Thanks.
First of all, that's not my partner.
Yes, it is.
She texted you.
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
She asked this nigga four times, can I bring my plus one?
You definitely told Mona.
Hey, Mona.
You told her, fuck out of here.
Yo, this nigga said, you not bringing nobody.
Yes.
This nigga is insane.
Did I say that to you, too?
No.
No.
What that got to do with me?
I'm checking.
That's fucked up.
Because then I would have been mad.
He didn't just say no.
He was like, bitch, why the fuck you think I gave you a list of who you could bring?
And I'm like, you pick my plus one?
Nah, Darius could have came, yo.
Oh, my God.
Nah, for real.
Hey, Darius.
Yo, Darius.
That's the bullshit.
Next year, you could come.
Because, man, I feel like my birthday dinner is the event for couples.
Nigga, he's not making it the next year, bro.
That nigga's not coming.
This was his time.
And he ruined that for that boy.
Yeah, right.
Two more leg shakes.
Yup.
You're going to buy that nigga a condo.
Yo got me fucked up.
Two more.
Nah.
That's hate, too.
Nah, it is.
It's just jealousy.
That's hate.
That's support hate.
That's that support hate.
Not even remotely close.
But do you think you're a pro at support hate?
No, because I'm not a hater, Joe.
No, support hate.
To be support hate, you got to be hater.
I hear what you're saying.
Have you ever given a girl advice, like, to stay with her dude, but you still fucked?
Absolutely.
We all have.
All right, then.
We all.
You always get the we all.
Don't leave that.
Hey, you always get the we all.
Yo, don't leave that.
Look, now you want some death.
Fuck you talking about?
Now you want some death.
Joe, you not.
We all.
Who's done it the most?
Yo, why you always get the we all?
I don't know, because I don't know all the crazy shit you've done.
And I don't know either.
That's true.
You know, you weasel.
You say me, it's man niggas in here.
You weasel Wally.
It's man niggas in here.
But you talking to me, though.
Then what's your name if I'm weasel Wally?
Innocent Ish.
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All right.
All right, what needs our attention?
what needs our attention
are we going to
the DeBarge boys
are we going to
the DeBarge boys
we got to
Chico and James
yeah I'll find
a DeBarge record
it's not even hard
to find
y'all go ahead
I love they voices man
I guess nobody
ever when Chico
came home from jail
put that album out
that nigga had
yo he had
DeBarge
he was it
yeah
did Chico have
drug problems
yes
no right
yeah it's him too
his last name DeBarge
that's what he said
yo when you know
about the type
when you know
the type of upbringing
they had
like they're survivors
all of them
cause like
they had a rough life
yeah people don't
get raised that way
and have better outcomes
than that
you know what I mean
if you think about it
that mother
I don't really know
much about that
I mean they were abused
their father was super abusive
I'm not trying to be funny
I didn't know that
I'm telling you
but their father
was extremely abusive
they were all
already brought up
in a multicultural home
in like the 70s
which was already
difficult enough
the mic
in the mic
turn your head this way
in
the mic
cause it sounds faint
is why
put your head
put your mouth
this nigga's a control freak
it's that version
I mean it'd be nice
grab the mic
grab the mic
put your mouth right there
pause
the microphone
but I'm just saying
I don't like that
oh god
alright pause then
okay
um
it was a
it was a multicultural
family anyway
back then
but their father
was extremely
extremely abusive
and the mother
had blinders on
the whole time
so nobody stood up
for them
nobody protected them
it was just
and what was it
like 8, 7 of them
there's a bunch of them
I don't know the number
7 or 8
but I know Chico
had like meth issues
heroin issues
cocaine issues
he's been
he's had a lot of drug issues
and a lot of arrests
over the years
Chico had the most
recent run
because like he said
when he came home
he had that run in the 90s
he had the most recent run
out of all of them
but still legends
and all that
but real
they just
yeah
I feel bad for them
I feel bad for them man
when I see these drug arrests
I hate
if you get pulled over
doing harm to people
I feel differently
but if you get pulled over
just
high
or getting high
you know
I always feel
I always feel bad for them
because I know they're struggling
and it's a family struggle
well
yeah
slow down
slow down
slow down
but I'm not gonna let y'all do that
y'all
I'm not gonna let
I'm not letting y'all do that
I'm starting to hear
what you're about to say
it wasn't just somebody
they got told
or was in a
whatever the fuck you just said
that
that
that ain't
what'd you just say
he said pulled over high
pulled over high
yeah no no no no no no no
enough of that
enough of that
and you can hurt somebody while high
you can
and unintentionally hurt somebody
get your ass off the road
okay
you can unintentionally hurt somebody while high
but no other drug
kills more people than alcohol
so let's please get off our high
but you give you
because people actually kill people drunk
but
if you're drunk driving
you're getting the same shit
you're getting the same judgment from me
look at the numbers
and look at the comparison
we're putting them in the same boat though
I'm just saying
we're not trying to say
one is better than the other
okay okay
they're in the same car
they are in the same car
although
I get where Mark was coming from
I'm just talking about my sympathy
because
yeah because alcohol is such a common thing
but let's
I don't want to get thrown off
to
y'all are throwing me off
with this
PC
politically correct shit
that y'all want to argue about
I'm just arguing with Mark said
not
we saw a car pulled over
on the highway
see cause I read this story
and was like
see now that
sounds like some fun
if you're on coke
yeah
no no no
the bar just had it right
hit the drop
oh yeah let me hit the drop
yeah let me hit the drop
word
where's my drop
here we go
okay now
okay now I'm gonna make a disclaimer
that I don't want to make
I have struggled with cocaine
but I'm
well past that
first of all
if we see
one of our
favorite
black
cocaine
families
honor is to be
given at the door
a salute
these brothers
is still alive
wait
we don't have favorite
cocaine families
we don't have
yes we definitely do
have favorite cocaine families
oh for sure
yes we do
maybe you don't know them
you know some of them
we have favorite cocaine
the barges is one of them
it wasn't just somebody
who was pulled over
on the road
Burbank police
1.30 a.m.
saw a tow truck
a Tahoe
towing another truck
damn
wait no plates
on either vehicle
and somebody
yes
yes
hey buddy
not only are you
getting pulled over
but I think
there's
illegal substances
in the vehicle
somewhere
now on the flip side of that
if you on some shit
why not
that sounds like fun
fun as a motherfucker
oh
super fun
yo
let's see if this car
can tow that car
let me see
if I can tow that car
I'm gonna tell you
all right
but sit over there
damn
that's bullshit yo
I ain't driving
I can't catch the DUI
yo
you're in the jam
you in a tough spot
hit the corner real fast
what
can I make sure
so there's nobody
in the driver's seat
of the Tahoe
that's towing the other car
no
somebody's in the driver's seat
of the Tahoe
and the other thing
of the car
that's getting towed
is sitting in that car too
he has to make sure
it stays attached
they were arrested
in Burbank
early Friday
on suspicion of drug possession
see I want to get on the cops
but I would have been
suspicious of drug possession
too if I saw this
this is so fucked up
Burbank police
pulled him over
at 1.30am
after spotting
a Chevy Tahoe
driven by James
towing a Nissan SUV
occupied by Chico
neither vehicle
had license plates
and neither brother
was wearing a seatbelt
that is
prime
coke
behavior
no license plates
officers found
narcotics at the scene
leading to both arrests
and both SUVs
were towed
Chico was additionally
booked on an outstanding
warrant
see one of these niggas
got it
somebody
well so
one of them got a warrant
this work is interesting
right because
Chico's people
by the way
I'm not saying
anything fucked up
I just have sympathy
for people
this shit look crazy
if your car breaks down
it happens
it happens
shit happens
Chico issued a statement
at the triple C
Chico's
oh yeah let's go
Chico's team says
I didn't see this part
Chico got a team
Chico got a team
who the fuck is they
his case work
is this shit
we want to make it clear
that Chico DeBarge
I'm going to put my
own emphasis on it
we want to make it clear
that Chico DeBarge
does not use drugs
and has maintained
a clean and healthy
and maintain a clean
and healthy lifestyle
for quite some time
any allegations
statements
implications
don't say that again
up here
suggesting otherwise
should not be attributed
to Chico
you're going to make
stop
you're going to make
I'm on parole
I think what he's saying
is that nigga was high
I think he's saying
that nigga's high
because Mark
where was Chico
in the story
is Chico in the
is he on parole
is Chico in the
Tahoe or is Chico in the Tahoe
Chico in the car
that's being pulled
the car that's being pulled
because that's very important
James is doing the pulling
the nigga that's in the car
that's being pulled
is high
the nigga that's
pulling the car
is high
the nigga in the back
like what
you kind of got to be
high to let a high nigga
tow you in
y'all never sat in the car
that was getting towed
I've done that before
we know
that's for you
I didn't want to say
no
that's not even funny
that's what we're saying
you my sister
I was just like
you're not that funny
I was just like
I shut up
we shut up
we shut up
that one was right there
she that coke head
that you got to bring
to the crib
you got to bring
make her cop at the crib
come in real quick
it's all right
it's all right
it's your land man
come in for 10 minutes
come in for 10 minutes
cop from here
yours right in this bed
right in this bed
that's fucked up
bro
yo listen
this is how you know
this family is on bullshit
when Chico came out
in whatever year that was
and put out one single
and went away
no one album
that album
it was an album
it was an album
but when he went away
right after that
and it was heat on that album
nobody asked why
I think it was like
nobody said yo
he's in a bad deal
nobody said yo
the executives
niggas was like
cause Chico the baby right
Chico the baby
the problem with y'all
the problem with the Chico
press release
that Mark just read
is that they put out
a picture of Chico
let me see it Mark
I got you right here girl
I got you right here
is he still handsome
yeah
there they go
that's both of them
look
neither one of them
look coke free
coke free
man which one Chico
you see Chico just look like
he got the wear and tear
being on coke forever
this is Chico
they both
they both looking bad
I'm not gonna lie
I can't even bid on them
I feel so bad for them
I feel bad for all of them
we joking but
I feel bad for them
wait wait wait
they been fucked since birth Joe
some people
some people depending on the situation
like this is what I'm saying
if any of them
would have became
a functional member of society
that would have been
more of the story
than them becoming
what they became
statistically they were supposed
to end up that way
we talking about physical abuse
like it's a lie
and then you know
it's just a lie
like what do you really expect
it's just I feel bad
addiction strong in that family
but Chico according to
his press release
he's clean and sober
God bless him
don't put that on him
but that fucking James
Chico you know you're not
anybody else that was there
can't speak for them
hey who's Chico Bubbles
hey all of y'all
you're lying
you're lying
you're not
you're not
I don't even have a team
am I a cokehead
cause what Chico
you got a team
no like
nobody's making a statement
for me like
you know what I mean
Mona I don't know
I think Chico write his own shit
and then just send it out
okay
it'd be like
you shoot that shit
you shoot that shit
over the juice
it's the same shit
we all do that
juice nails long
she ain't typing up shit
I'm trying to find a picture
here at the Joe Button podcast
more than anything
we understand the disease
disease of addiction.
We stand with you--
- I like that, this is true.
In the folds of disease addiction, we send you prayers and love because we understand
it's no different than cancer.
I do not stand with you if during the disease of addiction, your family conjures up more
than 15 slaps.
Nah.
I mean.
Nah.
No, nigga, you got the fucking good part of it.
Also, do you get rhythm of the night without coke?
That's what I'm about to say.
Dancing all night?
How do you think that happens?
Yeah, coke.
Coke.
I'm glad we're broaching this topic because Lionel Richie's All Night Long is another
one that you didn't just come up with sober.
This is true.
At least five.
Yo, if y'all knew y'all could take, yo, again, again, again.
Hey, Jumba Jumba.
Disclaimer, disclaimer.
That's the high song.
When he stops speaking English.
Hey, Jumba Jumba.
I think it was high as a rapper.
That's that good shit.
Oh, man.
What was your question?
And it's something I won't never tell.
How he came in from that is one of my all-time things I hate on the song.
All of that, Jumba Jumba Jumba, that was so fire with the global.
And he come in, oh, we're going to have a party.
Yo, nigga, what the fuck was that?
You ain't like that?
I hate that.
The worst ad lib coming off some fire shit in the world.
I'm going to bring it home.
I'm going to bring it home on this one.
It was horrible.
That shit was fire.
I loved it.
Back in the day.
Yeah, you talk about back in the day and just how popular cocaine was.
And then some of those old footages come out, and they're clearly high as fuck.
Me and you talk about that briefly.
Oh, like Dennis Edwards?
Yes, like Dennis Edwards.
Dennis Edwards.
That's the highest nigga.
Stop playing with him.
What's the comic name to interview the girl that was in the video?
I should say her name.
She's R.I.P.
You talked about Sarita.
You talked about her.
Sarita, he's about to end with Dennis Edwards?
It's a comic that interviews.
Yeah.
Right.
So he was interviewing Sarita.
Yes.
From Sarita Garrett.
Sarita Garrett.
Thank you.
Who's also in Michael Jackson's, you don't have Sarita Garrett.
Yeah.
R&B legend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because we all watch it, but to hear them say, for sure, like the camera and we're saying,
you too cooked up.
You got to get gummed.
This is crazy.
You look crazy.
Because he looks crazy in that video.
Oh.
Oh.
Like it's bad.
Sayida Garrett, by the way.
Sayida, not Sarita.
Sayida Garrett.
Sayida Garrett.
Go on.
Sayida Garrett.
It's funny, though, all that shit.
If y'all knew that if a little bit of Coke was like the limitless pill and you could
go come up with at least two slaps.
It is.
And you would.
But when the high.
That's exactly what it is.
But once the high.
I think it's that if.
Nigga, how you think I wrote eight books?
How much Coke was in your hand with Joe and you?
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's Joe and you.
Kidding.
Yo, I'm glad you said that.
Because everybody that says I'm an author, I hear something different.
I'm all the first.
I ain't going to lie.
I'm on some shit.
I hear something mad different about you authors out there.
I'm on some shit.
I've never done Coke in my life.
But I've also never written a book without a little Adderall.
Which is Diet Coke.
Yeah, it might be.
Distant cousin.
It might be the opposite of Diet Coke.
It's just meth.
Not diet.
Yeah.
It's just meth.
That's what I was thinking.
That's what it is.
It's Adderall.
It's technical.
It's an amphetamine.
It's meth.
It's an amphetamine, yeah.
But I don't do it for pleasure.
It's like that big rush.
If it's a problem, there's billboards and all this.
Adderall's next.
Because all that comes from overprescription.
Yeah, for sure.
Adderall is definitely next.
Everybody on Adderall.
Everybody.
And like openly, too.
Openly.
Motherfuckers just crack joke on pop.
Because everybody got ADHD.
I mean, I actually have ADHD.
So I actually need it.
Imagine Mark being home saying to himself, yo, I need to think and speak faster.
That's just hilarious in itself.
But you know, I haven't done it since last December.
Congratulations.
I also haven't written since last December.
Don't be impressed.
This is how we find out the truth.
Do you crush them up?
Get a little strong.
I actually have ADHD.
I have a diagnosis for it.
And I'm supposed to take it every day.
I just don't like the way I feel when I'm on it.
Because I don't sleep well.
Because you're fucking ripped.
You know what I heard?
I don't want to mean your business.
But I heard that men have a hard time getting erections on it.
No, quite the opposite for me.
It actually makes me, like, overly, like. You look like you walking around with a dick on your back.
You just rock writing books.
Laptop up here and shit.
Yo.
Oh, man.
This is happening again.
Picture of Mark in his office, this dick on his back, writing a book is crazy.
I don't want a picture of that.
I've never had it.
Yeah, they don't do shit on this couch.
Nothing.
That's not true.
I'm not a drug person.
Not drug vibes.
I mean, I know the editors.
I fuck with Molly, but I've never had out.
I've never had out of order.
Let's hear about you and Molly.
No.
So how was that?
Yeah, what is ice like in Molly?
That's a good question.
I am, I am.
You knew it.
I heard the Molly.
Did you have, like, a Molly phase?
Like a little run with it?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, we all did it.
It was on the tip of your tongue.
Nigga, snap.
We all did it, which was on the tip of your tongue.
So was Molly.
Were you the Molly guy?
Were you the Molly guy that took it in capsules, or were you just eating hunks of it?
Hunks.
Oh, my God.
Let's just change the subject.
I can't imagine that.
You was eating hunks?
Good times, good times.
Good times, man.
Yeah, I ain't really have a phase on my mind.
You never did Molly either?
Molly was better than ecstasy, though, for sure.
It don't come in a picture.
We can't talk about good times.
Well, he said hunks.
I haven't said a word, you know.
Y'all can talk about whatever y'all want to talk about.
Okay, well.
What's the most, what's the strongest thing you've done, if you don't mind me asking?
Pussy.
Weed.
Unregulated pussy, too.
Weed, some Cisco.
You used to drink regular that?
Yo, you were old as shit, man.
You used to drink Cisco in eighth grade?
Is this when you were that karate shit?
No, I'm older than you, man.
Nine and nineties.
Listen, so did you drink on a regular basis and then stop drinking, or you just drunk,
you know, some kiddie shit and realize it's not for me?
I wasn't drinking on a regular basis, but I used to be fucked up.
You used to get drunk?
What age, though?
Like in your 20s or your teenage years?
The end of my teenage years, I started probably, my first time ever being drunk, I was in probably
12th grade.
But that's grape Cisco.
Dweeb.
Oh, shit.
You didn't even say that out loud.
Who the fuck?
He's so stupid.
We was drinking green.
We was drinking Hawks in eighth grade, no cap.
Tennessee with the Hypnotic.
We was on that.
In eighth grade, you said?
Eighth grade.
Hypnotic wasn't out when I was in eighth grade, my nigga.
Huh?
Hypnotic wasn't out when I was in eighth grade.
I know nigga Cisco was.
Ripple was out when you was in eighth grade.
What's that shit?
Black Lightning?
I've never seen that in this.
You said Hypnotic wasn't out when you was in eighth grade?
When I was in eighth grade.
He was drinking LSA, man.
Let's be real.
He was drinking that Thug Passion.
LSA wasn't out when I was in eighth grade.
When he was in eighth grade.
This is the Thug Passion.
This is the Thug Passion kind of guy.
Yeah.
It wasn't out when I was in eighth grade.
Yeah, you definitely knew that Thug Passion.
Hypnotic came out in the 2000s.
You wasn't in eighth grade in the 2000s.
I graduated high school in 93, bro.
Damn!
Motherfuck, for real?
Wait, so Hypnotic really wasn't out?
Nah.
But you was out with Nick Storm before?
He was drinking Bartles and J's and shit.
You've been out with Nick Storm?
For sure.
Outside?
That's my man.
At events and shit, right?
Yo.
Shout out to Nick Storm.
Excuse me, guys.
This nigga graduated in 1993.
That's not jarring to anybody in here?
We know what he is.
Yeah, we know his age.
Damn!
Math.
You look good.
Fuck that, right?
Oh.
Listen, call it what the fuck you want, nigga.
Y'all rode horses.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
That's great.
I appreciate your compliment.
You look good, boy.
Thank you, dog.
Shit, back then.
Damn!
They was whooping y'all asses back then in school.
But you get paddled.
Especially niggas.
Black people got paddled.
Couldn't.
Niggas was shooting in my school.
Teachers come in there and whip some ass if they want.
You went to school, Mr. Clark.
He was going to lean on me, niggas.
Yeah.
Yep, that makes sense.
He looked like he in the movie.
He Kid Ray.
Remember the Puerto Rican one?
Was that the one that sang in the do-a?
No, he's the Puerto Rican one that got beat up.
Yo, this nigga's an idiot, bruh.
Nah, real shit, you went to a dangerous high school?
Yeah.
Did they fuck you up a lot for being pretty like that?
Nobody put a hand on me.
That's because you do that ninja shit.
Karate.
He ain't started karate yet.
Nigga shit.
I seen him in a picture of karate when he was a small child.
And he also was a, I don't want to use the P word, I don't like that, but we all in here
know who we sitting amongst.
Motherfucking prodigy, you know.
Oh, I know.
That was not, we all had a different word.
We all had a different word, that's why.
What's wrong with these niggas?
I'm like, what the fuck is she doing with this one?
If you think Pete and you see Ish and you don't think prodigy, are you even Ish's friend?
Y'all was thinking prodigy?
Imani, stop it.
Imani over there guessing words.
A Virgo in Virgo season is too much.
Yeah, but I don't know, I love to get into like the history of Ish.
It's always a good time.
Nah, we can move on.
That's fine, but I have five more questions.
It's other members of the X-Men, you know that, right?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
What?
What?
Yo.
What?
Yo.
The ball a little on either?
All right.
What the fuck is he saying, y'all?
I think he's saying the ball's a little on either.
How many fucking, bitch got memorials tattooed on her?
How many names is on this motherfucker?
You know what's crazy too?
God.
I had to show guys.
Rasheed Rashad, Malcolm Martin.
Don't play with my time.
These my kids.
That's your kids?
I didn't know you had sons.
These my kids.
Yeah, I got boys.
I didn't know that.
You got boys.
Capricorn.
Oh, I take it back.
I didn't know that at all.
I got a Capricorn too.
All right, I take it back.
Yeah.
But no, I thought about that though for the tattoo people.
I guess that's only us three.
No, Mark got his.
We were the three, nigga.
Mark got his dad.
Mark, motherfucker.
One, two, three.
Listen, but when is it too many words on you and not enough pictures?
Oh, see, I do all.
I have almost.
He used to have words.
Now I got all pictures.
You have mostly pictures.
You spent a couple dollars.
He got a lot of scripts.
Oh, that's why you got the words?
Because you ain't had no money?
No, it's not that.
It's just.
He's trying to play with pictures.
He's like, write it off.
I'm not I'm not
You don't even take the bait
That was not the bait
That was crazy
I'm not going to take the bait
I'm going to say
Tattoos can't make me feel so bad
Write the thought out
I really think it's weird not to have tattoos
I think it's like how did you make it that far without none
Like how
Y'all was scared of that needle bottom line
Y'all was scared that's the truth tell the truth man
I would have thought
Or I don't like to say them
You scared of it
Or
Or
There's nothing I want on me forever
Nothing?
Cat
Not your kids names
Not your baby
But I ain't had
I might do it at six
That's fair
Through all my twenties
I ain't had no children
I ain't had none of that shit
So y'all are definitely
Not getting any neither
No
You either Parkson
I might get one
Ish was working on one
Ish was getting a sleeve
No Ish been working on
The same tattoo for seven years
I seen the art
He got drawn up
By a specific
Oh yeah I remember that
He still has it
I just found
I've been talking to an artist
He just found an artist
Cause I want my own color
Everybody can't do color
Everybody can't do color
On white skin
Everybody can't do color
On white skin
Everybody don't
Everybody not
I'm not trying to be funny
If I wanted black and white
I would the green
No but the first time
He said that
I was like oh my god
That's ridiculous
Every time I get tricked
Into caring about
Some details of your life
I always
Nigga
This motherfucker
I don't understand
That everybody can't do color
Because everybody
Absolutely can't do color
On white skin
Plus everybody
People struggle
With melanin
They just get for a while
Now people better
Those of us with melanin
Every tattoo artist
Doesn't even do color
What color you want
Your Chinese letters to be
I didn't even notice
Bitch ass nigga
Daddy
With a red paste
You know what I'm talking about
She showing her penis
Take it like jelly
Yo just to be sure here
Cause we running a business
Y'all are done with Chico
And his brother
Yeah
We transitioned from
Perza
Yeah Perza
Perza
When Chico to Ish
Now to another one
Now it's strangled
People that suffer
From disease
Of addiction
Yes that's true
We send prayers and thoughts
Over to the Orange family
I think the content streets
Would be dry
Without niggas being able
To do a little bump
That's a fact
Yo
Oh yeah yeah
That's a fact
I think all y'all streamers
Are on coke
I think
Or amphetamines
On something
The streamers
I think every one
Of y'all streamers
Are on something
No exemption
No exception
And while I'm on
This streamer thing
I went to
I went to
I ran out this little event
Last night
Real quick
To support somebody
That I love
Five
I had a good time
Okay
I wasn't out for very long
I just went out
To have some pineapple juice
And bring my hands home
I went out to show them
That I was there
But then they came late
So they didn't see me
So I got
Oh I'd be mad as fuck
So I got the fuck
Out of there
But
You
You
I feel like
These places now
That are getting
Hip to the time
Should let us know
When they're doing
Like a streamer
Friendly event
Facts
I agree
Or they should let it be known
When it's a streamer
Friendly place
It's like old school
When smoking
Versus non-smoking
It's fucking
It's just old school
It's a little different
Or just cameras
Broadcasting
Yo
Speaking for me
And me only
There's a lot of people
Today that's fly
With that shit
If I'm going somewhere
That shit ain't going
I like that shit
Don't put no camera
In my face
Word dog
That shit ain't going
I don't care that
You was with Meno
I don't care that
You getting the footage
For the club
Don't put a camera
In my face
I'm telling you
And I'm gonna
Tell you that
While you
Next to the nigga
That you filming for
Yo
And then it's gonna be
It's gonna be
It's gonna be tough
You know
You know the fucked up part now
Is niggas using the glasses
And you don't even realize
That they doing that
Except for the light
Oh shit
Which I heard
You get the light removed
That's what I heard
Yeah they got the shit down
To block the light
Nigga with a hat low
I've seen it
That shit
I've seen it
Somebody just
Yeah I've smacked
Nigga's glasses
But you don't know it
They gonna get the angle
From the floor
You don't know it
And this is the thing
I had a nigga
Yo hold on
Panoramic view
Yeah
Nigga walked up
Said yo what I was
Dab him up whatever
And then
Not even ten minutes later
He posted on Instagram
And tagged me
And I'm like
What was his caption
I just
Shut up
But still
It's just the fact that
Niggas are running around
Doing shit
And you know what it is
I feel like
Niggas assume
Cause of the space that we in
That we always want
To be on camera
Because when it happens to me
And I'm like
Yo what's up
Because my thing is
Who is this for
Where is this going
I'm not like
You're monetizing nigga
You can't sell me
You can pay
Someone off of this
Somebody's in pain
I almost got into some
Like some physical shit
With a nigga
At that fight
I was talking about earlier
At the garden
Nigga just
Just filming me
And I asked him
Like yo what's up
Are you filming
And it's like
What bitch
Just for me to catch you
Filming me
Engaging with your crowd
Your audience
About me
Now I know for sure
Cause they're saying
Is that Mona
And you saying
Yeah that's her
And then I beeline over there
To say like
Why are you
That's corny right
But I'm not thinking
About the view they get
And so now the chat
Is literally getting
Chin up
Niggas
What's up nigga
Why you
You know what I mean
I look all crazy
When the polite thing
To do is say
Hey my name
Such and such
From such and such
You mind
If you throw my chat
Can you speak to my chat
Like it's just
Fucked up
Nah I was in the gym
I was in the gym
Last week
And um
Shorty cool
The chick is cool
She's strong as shit
Like she be
Bench pressing 225
As a girl
Bro
I'm amongst kids
My nigga
Yes
What's funny
About what I said
Shorty strong as shit
Bro
She be filming herself
When she be doing shit
She strong as shit
But in the back
I'm in the back
Of the thing
And I'm just like
I think that that shit
Is rude
So now
Like cause now
Like somebody put a camera up
They got it on themselves
But everybody else
In the gym
Is now a part
Of your video
I think that shit
Is rude
A lot of gyms
Don't allow that shit
I think that shit
Is mad rude
And so in the back
They like oh shit
Look at Ish
They tagging you
Joe
Joe
Ish in the back
Chatting
He not working out
He
Wait using the video
Not talking
Just talking
Like I'm in the
I'm in the gym
With mad niggas
So it's not my go
So niggas is doing
Whatever they doing
And you know you going
He's in the gym
With a line
Similar to the one
He had at the
It was eight people
In front of him
In the gym
And the lady
That didn't pay rent
For three months
Came to have a brief
Meeting at the gym
As well
Three months
No but
You know
Y'all seen them
Y'all ever see those clips
Of those real intense
Stepper classes
And it's like
Oh yeah yeah yeah
I mean
Everybody be bulky
Everybody
The women and the men
Everybody have muscles
But it's not just
Your average
Step up
One two
Yo the ones that
Been coming out
Like I can
Count this
Like famous people
In the background
And they always
Catch you looking bad
Out of breath
Looking ugly
Your fucking shirt
Hanging out
Your little belly
Hanging out
Cause you're not ready
You know what I mean
I don't know
I just think that
We've gotten so far
With this shit
It ain't no cool
For no polite
No man
I don't even think
Shorty didn't
She didn't have no malice
And she cool
But she also didn't
Think about
One of y'all
Closed us up
That's the point
Can we move
Alright so
To another
Light skinned person
Let's talk about
Drake
Okay
The announcement
Came out yesterday
It was kind of
Vague right
Fear of missing out
No
It didn't seem
Vague to me
The title of something
Which is
FOMO
Fear of missing out
Streaming date
A date
Streaming date
On YouTube
That's the way
It's safe to assume
That that music
Would be out
That Friday
Cause the date
He announced
Was a Tuesday
It was a Tuesday
Yeah
Safe to assume
That project
Would be out
On a Friday
I thought it was
A lot of info
So I thought
It was an album
I think you were
Telling me earlier
Maybe it's not
We're not sure
That's what I was
Saying
I've seen a bunch
Of talk
You know people
Anything now
That happens on the internet
Everybody gotta dissect it
And look for the
Hidden meaning
Underneath
They said
That September date
Is exactly four months
After Iceman dropped
Okay
FOMO
Boy they put
That one together
They put that together
Wow
That shit is
Four months
After Iceman
I'm just saying
But it's stupid
That's crazy
Internet scientists
It's all reaches
But nobody knows
That's a good one though
FOMO
You niggas got a calendar
No but that's
Is it exactly four months
That ain't no coincidence
May 15th
Really
Maybe not
But who the fuck
Who cares
It's also four months
Away from New Year's
From January
And if you add
The numbers together
That's eight
Eight both
Honestly
Nine plus 15
Equals 24
Dude they're mad
That's what they do
But anyway
I mean considering
How he did Iceman
It was a YouTube stream
And then music
Followed afterwards
I think it's safe
To assume
That this is
Something along the lines
Of that
And we sat up here
And argued that
He was or wasn't
Going to put out
Another project
And niggas said
Yo dog
That niggas put
I think he just been
In the studio
Busting his ass
For the last whatever
Since his debacle
I think he got
Something
Something to prove
And if you're trying
To get out your deal
This is another way
Of you heading
In that direction
I'm so sick of that one
With him
I'm so sick of that
With Drake
If it is
This is heading
In that direction
Which would be great
You know what I'm saying
Get that
I hope the music
Don't
Are you excited
About a potential
New Drake project
If it's so soon after
If it slaps
Hell yeah
For sure I'm excited
I'm sure there'll be
Slaps on there actually
In fact
Going into the fall
A new Drake
I think for
Four albums in one year
Is a lot for anybody
Yeah
I'm excited
Whenever good music
Comes out
I'm expecting good music
To come from an album
If he puts it out
Because he does that
I would like a little
More space
I think
I'm still enjoying
The other projects
So I would just like
A little more breathing room
But look if it's great
I'm looking forward to it
Again bro
We speak
When we say that whole
I'll allow more space
And this is too soon
You just
But we living in the
Right now
Time
Like fuck
Microwave era
We passed that era
That era
That era
Is gone
Now
It's right now
That's what all the
Streaming shit
It gotta be immediate
He's behind schedule
That's crazy
considering the way shit move today for I was in a year's just so that might as
well came out last year where we are yeah he's right it don't feel like it
was just that but the way shit is moving it that was a year ago I agree
that niggas high put out three albums a few months ago which one of you fans
would pop up tell me you know the way that the climate is that was like a year
ago why who else did something I'm not saying the way nobody else did a goddamn
thing if you him know if you want to hear your buzz buzzing that album is
dying down some but I mean there's other ways to make that that stretch other
than making a new album like he didn't tour he didn't really do anything after
he dropped the album particularly he's been on more shit been on tour no he
did more shit getting ready for dropping the ice and letting him pick it then he
did after he just dropped it and that was that that was that yeah like he
didn't he did more with the prep like getting you
excited about it and then he did more with the prep like getting you excited
excited about it and then he did more with the prep like getting you. That was fun watching y'all niggas chip away at some ice.
You niggas are so stupid.
Could you imagine doing that in the States, actually giving people ice picks and encouraging them just to chip away at the ice?
It'd be 10 dead niggas running that fucking block of ice.
That's Times Square.
Fact.
That's Times Square right now.
David Blaine sitting in some ice suspended in the fucking air with a catheter.
Niggas was going over there taking pictures and looking.
A market employee is a market employee.
These niggas going to be a part of whatever's moving.
That's a Canadian one.
Trust me.
We're just a little safer at.
Any speculation on what kind of album it would be?
Obviously, he put out three albums that were very distinct kinds of albums.
What do you think this one would be?
I don't know.
I have no idea, bro.
What'd you think?
Lead off first so we can get your take at the front of the clip.
I like the ice at the front of the music clips.
I have a system.
You sure do.
It's getting them.
My boy don't play.
This shit getting crazy.
My boy ain't got a system.
This shit getting, what did you know?
You go to the grocery store in the 90s, all the tabloids at the aisle.
Inquirer, the star.
He getting real inquirish, man.
I'll be opening the shit about me.
I don't even believe there'll be nothing in there.
It's a ploy.
Because I love you.
I keep, I know, I appreciate it.
Let me shut the fuck up.
Wait a minute.
But wait till today, though.
Mona.
Anybody got any thoughts what they think it is?
Type of music?
It's hard to know when you just dropped three albums.
I have no clue.
Any of the artists that be trying new shit.
That's why I wonder if he's going to reach back to what he just did or if we're going to get a whole new thing.
Maybe it's international music.
I just wonder what the new thing might be.
Afro beats.
I think it's going to be rap.
Fear of missing out.
Could be heavily featured.
Oh, that's interesting.
You know, something.
We're nailing this.
Well, you know, I want to talk about something, fellas.
What's up?
I saw a really cool documentary called The Pastor's Wife.
Did y'all check it out?
Did Tyler Perry do it?
Yeah, but we're leaving a few thousand on the table.
We're leaving a drink.
That's what I'm thinking.
I mean, let it cook.
Put it in the bag, please.
Me and Mark was trying to get something.
We working on something.
I think it's terrible.
It's fucked up, right?
You've never seen Alligator?
No, it's fucked.
Hey, listen.
You want to drop out for a couple months after you drop three albums?
Hey.
I'm here for that.
Hey, say less.
The looks.
Hey, you know who else had FOMO?
Me.
Yeah, look.
He know it, too.
He's going to drop this shit with no clue and nothing about nothing
so niggas can go on these podcasts and go,
ooh, what will it be?
What will it sound like?
Why is he doing this?
I'm going to get out of a deal.
It's a smart plan.
It's a smart plan.
I do really love the title.
FOMO is hard to me.
Same.
That's hard.
That's hard for a nigga that just dropped.
He dropped three projects a few months ago to come back out and say that you have FOMO
is like a statement.
Because you ain't got FOMO.
Elaborate.
Do it got to mean that, though?
That makes sense.
Yeah, see, I think it would be a play on words.
I'm telling you, I'm taking it.
I'm not saying what it means.
I ain't spoke to him.
That makes sense, though.
That makes sense.
You going to make up with him on his own?
Here we go now.
Mark, can you leave the room while I'm eating this song?
Happily.
I don't think there's nothing to make up for.
I think things are where they should be.
I knew it.
Where else?
Where else, Joey?
But you have them going so crazy.
They're going so nuts.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
I'm anxious to hear what's on this thing.
I don't think he's doubling back with it.
I don't think it'll be a feature album called FOMO.
I don't think it'll be a duet project.
I think it'll be slaps.
I think it'll be joints on there.
And I just think it's another stunt move.
I love the title, though.
I absolutely love the title.
It's not as far as?
A nigga that put three albums out four months ago
should not be able to come back and say,
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Y'all have fear of missing out.
That's not it.
You have fear of missing out.
I'm trying to make y'all miss out.
The rest of y'all move.
I'm trying to give y'all FOMO.
And show y'all niggas that I'm really here to stop them.
Total domination.
Total domination time.
Nothing left to be debated.
Your favorite ain't dropping right now.
It's just, it's hammering.
I'm going to dethrone my own number one.
FOMO to me says,
I'm hammering the point home that I just made,
but some of y'all missed it.
Some of y'all missed what I did by putting three albums out.
So, right back at you.
That's what I think.
And I do think it'll be heat on there.
Yeah.
Like, not like trying to appeal to young people heat.
I think there will be, like, heat.
Slaps.
And more heat.
More than slaps.
I think he's going to be back into his. Rap it, rap it back.
I think he got to because he's going to be talking to somebody that rap raps.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, you think there's still going to be battle bars on here?
A thousand percent.
I think you can't put nothing out without battle bars.
I'm tired of battle bars.
There might not be whole joints and shots coming.
Really?
Referring to that same battle?
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
These are going to be whole shots.
Yeah.
We ain't spinning on that block no more.
No, no, no.
We good over here.
If it was a new battle.
I'm interested.
I'm interested.
Yeah, come on, man.
We want to at least hear it.
You're damn right.
Yeah, put. Hey, yo, fire on that nigga while he in London thinking shit's sweet.
Yes.
Yes.
You got to watch Mark.
And he announced this live stream after he. Right?
Fire on Hove while he is out there.
Yes.
Hell yeah.
It's the perfect time.
He's not in London.
Huh?
He's not in London.
Where is he?
The London shit this week.
Weren't you going?
Yeah.
You still going?
Well, he's on his way back from London.
He'll probably still be. I just saw him in London.
Yeah, he did the pop-up.
No, I'm saying about his show in London.
I don't care about that.
I'm talking about the pop-up.
He was just out there.
He's out there for the pop-up.
He's out there making his rounds.
He out there looking important.
Hey, ruin his day.
Hove do look like he out there having too smooth of a day.
For real.
What gets his day fucked up?
Not that.
Drake.
Not that.
Hey.
Hey.
2.30 in London.
Let's go.
Get him.
I hate when the room gets quiet when I do this because it sounds crazy, but yes.
I don't think it sounds crazy.
No.
I don't think he's going to do it.
I think we get some type of time stamp something or whatever.
Did the nigga done sung?
The nigga done techno'd?
The nigga done did the fucking other. He done did everything there is to do.
Yes.
Yes.
We firing on somebody now.
It's not Kendrick.
No, it ain't Kendrick at all.
Now, be careful.
Trees fall.
But other than that, get that nigga.
Do you think the time. Like I said, do you think that the announcement, the timing of this announcement had anything
to do with the timing of Hove's live stream announcement?
No.
I think that's the internet.
I don't.
I don't.
I think the plan is what the plan was.
I think this is the plan.
It was rumblings going around when the three albums dropped.
They had another one in the tuck.
I think this is. This is always the plan.
Yeah, this was the plan.
Hove was getting fired on no matter what.
I'm not talking about firing on Hove.
I'm just talking about. That's all I'm talking about.
I don't care about what he's talking about on an album.
I don't care about nothing else on. Hey, at my first listen, let me tell you what I'm listening for.
We're looking for Hove shots.
I don't care about him dubbing the girl, spinning on the girl, liking the girl, falling in love with the girl, the girl having a man. Hey, kudos.
That's going to be on there, too.
Oh, I know.
Of course.
I'll be going to track six, firing on this old-ass nigga that just cut his hair.
Ooh, that track sound fire.
Firing on old niggas that cut their dreads.
Yep, going to that one, track seven.
And that's all I got on there.
That's all I got on there.
We shall see.
We shall see.
Well, speaking of live streams, did any of y'all catch the Hove shit?
No, I didn't.
No, not watching Hove walk around, look like a god in London.
Oh, that's what it was?
He was just walking around?
I mean, that's a clip I saw of him walking around being a god.
I love Hove, support him.
That's my guy, but I don't need to see what the London people think of him.
If they do a Hove concert stream. Well, no, all right, we being nice.
Okay.
A post went up that there was a live virtual listening party, Jay-Z 30.
Okay.
It was supposed to be whatever day, 2 p.m.
Yeah.
And it was a gaffer play.
You had to go download an app to listen to Hove's catalog live.
I wasn't saying the name of the app.
You had to download the app to listen to them just stream some whole music.
Oh, that's genius.
That's genius.
Genius?
Why genius?
Because if that's to play, then now when I drop my album,
my album's going to be exclusively over here,
the same app that I told y'all to go download to watch this.
You're going to already have the app.
It's going to be exclusive on that particular app possibly for the first week
or for the first amount of days at, if that pans out like that,
then that's genius.
Laugh now, bro.
No, no.
Kiki, Kiki, stupid man.
I'm still in.
Because two things with that.
Cigar shit.
This nigga's had it up to here with our bullshit.
Smug fuckers are ha, ha, ha, motherfuckers.
One, he could have did that with the album drop.
Yeah, but now y'all already have the app.
I'm getting y'all to come here regardless.
I could drop my album exclusively over here.
Go download this album.
Sure, sure, sure.
Now, we've already sent.
I said, well, as the rumor was going around,
that he was looking for a play to drop the album.
That is true.
So this, of all intents and purposes, could be the play.
Could be the seed.
This could be the play to drop the album.
Got it.
But when you say it's a virtual listening session,
you know what people are thinking.
You know, you worded it that way for a reason.
This was very vague because when I saw it, I tweeted,
yo, Roc Nation is trolling, y'all.
I don't know if y'all know.
This just felt like y'all didn't say nothing.
Just come over here and listen.
Listen to what?
Reasonable Doubt.
Which I could listen to anywhere else.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, I know people don't want to address the mood.
So you're mad at Hov for this?
Not mad at Hov.
I just call it what it is.
What is it?
Say it direct to Hov.
I'll say it next, next segment.
I'll put me in your clip.
Get the fuck out of here.
Fuck your clip up.
But no, I just think Hov don't give a fuck.
See me having a good time.
I think he knows what the word is out there.
Which is that he's got an album coming at some point.
So every fucking step he take, fans are going to assume it's an album.
So why not have a little fun with it?
Yo, listen over here.
At this time, got a special announcement.
That didn't want me to last to that one.
Yeah, and I haven't dropped in a decade.
So now I'm pulling the people back.
The shows, the this, the that, the root shit.
Hey, Hov, it's another nigga making music announcements.
New music.
It's another nigga making music announcements.
A couple months away from your birthday, too.
Honestly, your birthday is in December.
September, three months before.
Put it together.
Three-mo.
Three-mo.
Tremo.
Beefo.
October, November, December.
No, that's not three.
I said tremo.
Hey, boy, hey.
That's all I'm saying.
Keep on with this pop out, reasonable doubt stuff.
There's somebody coming and-
A pop off?
That's what I want to see.
Somebody pop it off?
Let's do it.
Let's do it now.
Enough fucking pussyfooting around.
Let's get to it.
Who you think do it first?
You niggas want to dance.
Drake.
Hov.
I mean, not Hov, Drake.
I agree with Parks.
Drake's going first.
Drake got to go first.
I think Drake already went.
He did.
But they don't count.
None of that counts.
Why?
I don't understand that part.
Because he didn't respond to it?
It don't count?
You talking about the subs of the album?
Yes.
Yeah, Ice counts those.
That doesn't really quite count.
That don't count?
That's not the same way.
It don't count.
So what has to count?
You need a whole entire record?
No, I want you to be direct.
I want you to be direct.
Neither one of these niggas be direct.
I know.
So now somebody has to break the mold and be direct.
When Kendrick dropped like that, he was direct.
Like, I'm telling you, come outside, nigga.
You want it?
You said you want me to come outside?
I'm outside now.
Kendrick responded.
And Hov was direct in his little freestyle.
And he was direct, yeah.
He was direct.
There's layers to his directness in his subs that he does.
Okay.
There is.
Both of them.
Both of them.
Man, just tell me who y'all.
Y'all got winning when it goes down.
That's it.
Did the room change their mind?
Oh, nigga.
I'm never bad.
I'm just asking.
You love both these niggas, so don't suck your teeth.
I don't love both of them.
You absolutely love both of them.
Who do you love?
Which one do you love?
Nothing wrong with it.
It's fine.
They both great, nigga.
Which one don't you love?
I'm not being funny.
I don't know.
Drake.
I'm so upset about that discovery.
I came in with that.
I'm just saying you're a Drake guy and a Hov guy.
I know.
No, not like on his dick and that.
I mean, like, you're really just a fan of both.
I know.
You're the first one to go postal up here.
Got you.
Got you.
I know every Jay-Z album.
I got you.
Front was backwards.
I don't know Drake like that.
You know, he's definitely a Hov.
I don't know Drake's catalog like that.
I thought you was both.
No, the Kendrick shit with him jumping around made it seem as if I'm a bigger Drake fan
than I am.
I thought so.
It's mainly because of how the show framed you and the OVO outfit.
I'll say this.
If Drake learned from that last battle, it can execute better and be more prepared.
Drake can win this.
Oh, he could win.
I'm not saying he can't win.
Drake can absolutely win.
I don't think he can win.
I think he absolutely can win.
This is me being a stan.
I mean, Drake is amazing.
What's win, though?
What?
I think he can hold his own.
I think that.
Yeah, I think that.
Like, the boys are talented.
The boys are talented, motherfucker.
He ain't walking apart for nobody.
Nobody.
Who decides who wins?
True.
And that's the thing.
And so I think that.
It'll probably be old heads say ho.
That's what it is now.
And to me, that's the thing.
That's why I think I could see them playing to a tie
and every crowd thinks their guy won.
That's how I imagine it.
It only goes like that if somebody don't smoke the other.
When it's the smoking, it's the smoking.
I don't see Drake getting smoked no more.
We talking about ho, though.
Oh, no.
Again, I'm going to be on the side saying ho of one.
But I'm just saying, given what he went through with Kendrick
and given, I don't see him not.
Like, even that, given the Kendrick battle,
there was both sides, you know, oh, this one's up, this one's up.
I felt Kendrick was up.
When Not Like Us dropped, it was over.
It was over.
He got smoked.
Which one of them could put one of them out?
Now, I think it could be Drake.
Yeah, Drake would be up.
I think Drake would be the one that can do that.
I don't think it'll be received like that against Jay-Z.
I think the person that.
I'm not saying to disrespect, but I'm just saying.
No, no, no.
No, what I'm talking about is I think.
That's an interesting point.
I think that the way the battle built up,
I think Kendrick and them were so intentional at painting him this way.
Right?
And I think now I got the public on my side.
Because I'm painting him this way.
I'm writing a story.
And the narrative is this.
And so now I come out.
I put out this monster hit.
Cool.
It's going to be hard for them to paint Jay-Z in a way
that's going to make the masses be anti-Jay.
What if the angle he takes is Jay, who y'all think he is,
he ain't really down for y'all.
Cool.
And really goes into.
You're not either, nigga.
So you can't do that unless you're standing on I am.
Yes, you can do that.
Especially with what's going on right now.
Yes, you can.
With a lot of shit.
With a lot of shit.
Not that shit.
A lot of shit.
What I'm saying is you can say that.
But then you got to also stand on I'm this and he's that.
He can't do that.
You don't.
I don't think you don't have to.
We disagree with you.
Niggas can get lies off.
Don't even have to be the truth.
It's literally he's saying this shit about me
and he doing it right in your face.
That's like people do all this to Spider-Man.
We pointing at each other.
I can see it.
I don't even know if we'll see another angle
like that you would go.
But I don't know.
I don't know.
It's really hard when it comes to a nigga like that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's different.
It's going to be good to watch.
He's different, bro.
We almost there.
He got to find a sneaky baby or something.
He got to drop some shit for real.
You got to go crazy now.
We got to go fucking.
Y'all mind if I change the subject?
Of course.
Please.
Have y'all watched this Varnell Hill show?
I actually did.
I planned to.
I watched both episodes.
Which is monumental for me.
I did watch it.
What did you think?
Oh, my God.
I looked at where it was at.
Because that mattered to me.
Okay.
You mean the platform?
Yes.
Okay.
BET plus the Paramount.
Okay.
I think this could have worked years ago.
It could have worked.
But right now.
Say me so.
It's corny.
It's not exactly what you think it would be.
Yeah.
It happens to rappers all the time.
I was just totally humiliated.
Okay.
It was just freaking embarrassing.
So you're going to do it again?
My heart got declined at Gucci.
Don't I look like a rapper to you, Vernon?
Okay.
When I signed up for this, I signed up to be a trophy wife.
Shiny, pretty, and put up.
You got me out here looking dusty.
Like some middle class bitch.
This is my third wife, Alexis.
She ain't been happy in a long time.
Oh, my God.
Oh, he looked at the screen.
No, no, no, no.
I'm leaving.
Are you sure you're leaving this time?
Or do you just want me to buy you something?
I'm going to buy you another tennis bracelet.
Well, that's funny because I'm still waiting on the last one you promised me.
Wrist looks real empty, right?
Well, I'll find that later.
Yo, that laugh track is fucking awesome.
Ooh, y'all.
But like I said, this would have worked back then.
Oh, no, wait.
But please stop talking.
Please, please.
I need to hear that.
You didn't have enough cash to pay for this ass.
If you keep tripping, I'm going to have to repossess it.
That's it.
I want a divorce.
And you know what?
I can't.
That sounds pretty bad.
And I'm not going to lie.
She's like outacting him in that.
Yeah, he's not doing it.
He doesn't sound, he doesn't sound, like, he just, that's not good.
That's how, think about Varnell.
Like, he, the character ain't the best at acting.
Nah.
No, the episodes was classic that he was on on Varnell.
I'm talking about the Varnell Hill character.
He's acting the same way.
Nah.
No, that's not right.
How many of y'all watch the show?
I mean, I watch whatever I see.
I did.
Oh, I watched the extra "Varnell" thing.
I saw it I watched it
don't go off that clip
he sounds like a new actor
to me like a kid or something
I get what you're saying
I get what you're saying
the character is the same
but I just don't think
he's doing as good a job
performing
it wasn't as
I thought he did a good job
back then
that was the part
that jumped off of this
that jumped off the screen
for me
the Varnell character
even as a spinoff character
from Martin
that was one of the best
shits from Martin
agree
but he looked like
he could be Varnell
and he acted like
he could be Varnell
and there was a shine
and a fucking pristineness
that was bouncing off him
for the character
he was playing
which is
hey your little dusty radio show
that you do in Detroit
that's Hollywood
my nigga
big dogs
big time over here
get your little ass out of here
this don't look like that
no it don't
he looks like Varnell
from Detroit
like the small time
but he's supposed to
the premise of the show
is
like they want him
out the network now
like you passed your prom now
we don't fuck with you like that
yeah
I get what you're saying
there's a way to look like that
I think
but Ice might be saying
that that is how they
I don't know
I mean
Ice is saying maybe
that's on purpose
that they looking like
yo you the bum nigga now
we want you out of here
you stuck in yesteryear
and they like
yo fam
your time has passed
it's up
I totally get that
but I feel like
what we're saying is
the acting is bad
it's worse than that
I don't think the execution
of that was good
because that goes back
to what Mark said
that's the character
we're not talking about the character
we're talking about
just the actual acting
if I'm supposed to look
if I'm supposed to look
like I'm past my prom
and can't do this good anymore
and I look that way
but that's not what it looks like to me
that's not what we're talking about
we're saying
he just sucks as an actor
in this moment
like that little clip I heard
it almost seems like
he fucked up the line a little bit
but he get dry and quiet
because she's nailing her line
she's totally pulling off
the greedy third wife
she got that damn pass
he's kind of like
he was like kind of stumbling
yes
it's a bad performance
I get what you're saying
he's supposed to look like that
because that's the premise of the show
that he's past his prom
and they're saying
you live in a yes year
you need to make stuff
for the internet and TikTok
and the whole nine
but I think the conversation
I wanted to have
because again
I salute to them
I hope they make it work
what I find frustrating is
they took a moment
that was one of the great moments
in TV history
that Varnell Hill moment
and the Jodeci moment
because you really can't
disconnect those two
even that they had
well it's only been two episodes
they had performances
at each one
at each one
yeah
like he's still trying to
treat it like the real show
exactly
which I think is a great premise
because it allows you
to bring people in
and to bring in a lot of actors
who haven't been working
in a long time
who we love
like Wendy Raquel Roberts
you know people
who we want to see on TV again
but the show is
Tommy Davidson
but the show is
I almost didn't want
to say his name
because I don't feel like
I'm not praising him enough
I don't want to look
like I'm dissing him
because I love Tommy Davidson
but that show came on
35 years ago
almost
yeah
35 years ago right
so
and so what I was thinking about
is like
are there other shows
like that
or maybe it's
maybe it's albums
maybe it's whatever
where
you just waited too long
to do it
because if this happens
30 years ago
I think this is a hit
they'd have different writers
different execution
all kinds of shit
but they waited 35 years
to execute this
you know what I mean
and it reminded me
of some other things
that I've seen
where I'm like
this is dope
but y'all just waited
too long to do it
like what
I don't think
I feel like
honestly
coming to America too
that's a perfect one
great
that's a great
one
that's a perfect example
of what I'm talking about
good example
yeah
I got nothing
yeah
again
writing is bad on this
that's what it is
I don't think it's too long
I think it's just a bad job
they're not
it's an easy slam dunk
because we already liked it
I think that we would
us having a conversation
whether they wait too long
would have had to been
a conversation we had
after they executed it well
and they didn't
so I don't know
and my problem
part of my problem
because I don't want to turn
into activist Mona
is
my problem is
what they think
we think is funny
yes
yes
and that's why I said
where this was at
over there
yeah
Tyler Perry Central
it's not a Tyler Perry project
but I'm saying
that's the audience
yes
I know
yes
no I get it
and for this
they think
that we think
this is funny
all this
BBL
you left your ass
on layaway
I didn't even bother
with the other clip
where Martin makes
an appearance
yeah
that's another one
it get worse and worse
I love Martin
but I don't need him
to talk no more
and I love that he has
his own show
and that this was the idea
because it's a
great idea
but the execution of it
and what's coming off
that
that shit look like
some like
fresh out of school
acting school
or some improv shit
yeah
even the yellow suit
ain't doing it
it just don't look good
or sound good
I love Martin
um
GOAT
one of the greatest
I don't need to see
Martin on
I don't think
I need to see him
yeah I don't need to see him
no more
oh yeah
and I don't mean
I mean that with all due respect
but you've given me
enough
classics
where
where I'm just cool
with going back to those
where I'm cool
I want him to EP projects
yeah yeah yeah
waiting from the crowd
behind the scenes
all that
you can find
everything
I don't need to see
yeah
you in the next bad boys
I don't need to see
I just don't need to see it
no more bro
yeah
like at this point
it feels like
it's a bad look
it's just like
back to what you were saying
about people waiting
like to me
this almost is like
when people
got the classics
whether it be albums
movies whatever
and then you turn around
and you want to tap
into the equity
that that name has
yep
so you drop something
that you really
should just not do
part three
and now you don't
fuck it up
you know what I mean
dreams and nightmares
part two
I think about
what Wayne did
to the Carter series
I think about
like I said
when Eminem
dropped
Marshall Mathis LP 2
like there's certain things
where you just
don't have to touch them
you did it
like you name it
something else
whether it's
good or bad
but when you start
trying to just
it's cheap to me
it feels cheap
this is where
I think about also
what we do as fans
right
because I want to support
Tommy Davidson
because I love him
that's why I watch
he needs a vehicle
I want to support
black comedy
but I also don't want
them to think
that they can put out
shit like this
and we'll keep buying it
so it's like
do I watch it
or do I vote
with my non-watch
I watch it
especially when you got
niggas like Drewski
with these huge budgets
for fucking
Instagram reels
like come harder
like you know what I mean
like man
we don't have that budget
you're saying
come harder
yeah he got
full on
movie studio
production budget
let me ask you a question
when Martin
I'm agreeing with y'all
but when Martin
first first started
like I'm talking about
first first started
let's say the first
two seasons
them niggas was in
a little ass apartment
right
I don't know
what their budget was
fake Rottweiler
yeah like
I don't know
what their budget was
they were in
this little ass apartment
and I think
the content
was just so golden
that it just demanded
maybe we start getting
bigger budgets
in the third or fourth
or fifth year
so I don't necessarily
want to lean on the budgets
because they're not doing
a motion picture
you know what I'm saying
like
my nigga Friday
was made on a porch
in two weeks
three weeks
you know what I mean
it's a classic
but you're hungry
and creative
a lot of my favorite
movies are low budget
you know what I'm saying
you go watch
Love Jones today
that shit is still
a classic
and that shit
is I don't know
if they had
the biggest budget
so I just think
I don't want to lean
on y'all
that we're not
getting the budgets
Jason's lyric
hit me in the grass
I ain't never been
I don't think
hit me in the grass
quick boy's not even off
it's going to be like that
prayers up
good luck
good luck
so hairy
speaking of
speaking of
I used to never
have to deal with that
I used to ball chin down
that's right
speaking of
shows and budgets
and shit
just what I was
about to ask you
I have to walk back to you
I have to walk back to you
I walked it back before
but I really got to
walk it back now
walk it back again
I said that there was
no rapper that could
solo stadiums
and the shit
that Kanye is doing
I said it before
but god damn
like these
these Kanye shows
are insane
you just did one
in Chicago right
yes
every time I try
to take a break
y'all say something
to pull me back
cause Ice is a jerk
why am I
cause he's doing
the Ice thing again
alright what's
the Ice thing
Joe
yo
I know
what I said before
it's called
accountability Joe
I want y'all to try it
but Kanye West
being wrong
respect
being wrong
you mean instead of going
I said that
yeah
I didn't say that
my memory's bad
my memory's bad
I never said that
I said you could've
if you wanted to
can we run through
a list of legends
that when they do
legend stuff
we don't come in here
and act like
Punky Brewster did
Joe who else is doing
solo stadium tours
Ice
you don't need
name answer my question
please
listen to me
I'm about to answer you
you don't need
that voice with me
yeah
you do it
because I've heard you
give Kanye West
his props
for doing something
that nobody else
is doing
for months now
for me
you may have been
the very first person
to grab a podcast
microphone
and say
what Kanye West
is doing
I don't care how y'all
feel about him
none of them can do
hey Joe
sometimes when you're
and I know
no shot
little shot
go ahead it's fine
sometimes when you're
wrong
and you're really
really really wrong
you know
you acknowledge that
so I was really
really really wrong
when I said
can't nobody do it
I doubled
tripled
and quadrupled
down on it
sure did
so to see somebody
proving me wrong
the way that this
nigga's doing it
I'm gonna speak to that
respect
I respect that
that's all it is
I'm gonna give that person
they props
and I'm gonna speak to it
I'm a highlight
cause you're doing something
that I never thought
I'd see
and
going up against
what a lot
Kanye was having
problems booking
these shows
some places
Niggas was like, "Yeah, the show booked, tickets sold."
nah, he can't come here.
We changed our mind.
So for this to happen at this clip,
yes, I'm going to highlight that.
And then again, damn, was I wrong.
I'm going to say it.
Talk to me about the actual show, though.
So the stadium's packed.
He sold it out.
The set list, 47, 48 records.
Jesus.
I mean, he went through his entire shit.
Started off with Homecoming in Chicago.
Did it a couple times in a row.
Ran, I had, I'm not going to go through the entire set list,
but brought out Big Sean.
It was good to see them.
Oh, they back together.
I love that.
Brought out Big Sean.
They did a couple of the good music records.
Big Sean did.
That's the part I hate about Kanye West.
What's that?
That right there is the part I hate about him.
What?
I hate how he flips on the people that have always been for him,
and whenever he feels like it, he just gets back with them.
I think that's the corniest shit in the world.
That's what all of these, I don't know him,
but that's what mad, narcissistic,
niggas do.
They'll cut you off,
and then when they feel like calling you to come back in and be cool,
it's like, yo, come on over here.
Yo, my bad, yo.
Come on.
Why couldn't that have happened a different way, though?
They could have gotten cool behind the scenes and all that kind of shit,
and yo, this is how we tell the world.
This is how we let people know that we squash that shit.
This is the 19th time that we've seen it with Kanye specifically.
I'm not saying that nobody else does it.
He does it more than I've ever seen in my hip-hop tenure,
and it's sickening now.
It's sickening.
If that's your dude, then stand by your dude.
Don't diss him.
He be going too hard.
He completely shitted on Big Sean.
Completely shitted on him.
He didn't shit on him like somebody he had a little bit of love for.
So now here you go.
You back with a reunion.
I think it's dope, the reunion, because we love Big Sean and Kanye.
But Kanye is sickening with this shit,
and he's done it with, I can name a bunch of names.
I'm not going to name them.
And you could do it behind closed doors.
If I love somebody, you could do that shit behind closed doors.
When you start embarrassing,
or belittling a nigga publicly,
it's a different thing.
Like him and Push could pop out tomorrow somewhere,
and because I'm such a fan of them both,
I'm going to say,
yo, that's hard to see these two niggas together.
But just on some man shit,
no, it ain't after some of the shit you said about this nigga,
Pusha T, who's been by your side,
by your side through all the bullshit you do.
I know, because when he came to do that interview
at the fucking Montclair house,
we was trying to get the nigga to talk shit about you.
He would not.
Even off camera, he wouldn't do it.
He would not do it.
I tried to push on the phone.
Pusha was like, no matter how I feel about him,
that's my man, and I ain't. So to see Kanye with the whimsy. But that speaks to Push.
Whimsy, I know, and this speaks to Kanye.
But Kanye is also. That shit is corny for me.
He all the way there a little bit.
I'm not making it as an excuse,
but I'm just saying sometimes
people go off the rails a little bit,
have a moment, and just bug out.
I get it.
Some of them niggas bug out.
I still hate to see that shit.
It's still frustrating to watch.
Because Kanye ain't just do it. I still blame him.
He ain't just do it to people he know and fuck with.
He did it to black people.
He ain't just hate him.
Well, we don't know that. We can't speak to how he fucks with black people.
He is.
We can't speak to how he fucks with black people,
but we know how he should fuck with the people
that have been there for him this entire time.
So now, when it's beneficial,
and when the look is right,
and now we bringing Big Sean back out,
fuck you.
Suck my dick.
I wish I would be Big Sean.
I wish I would be one of these other niggas.
The hard part is when you're not. You're in a position of strength.
Leverage is leverage.
Like, push don't gotta come out there right now.
That's true.
I hate this argument,
because nobody has to do anything.
True.
I hate that argument.
It's just harder.
No, you don't have to.
I don't think Big Sean is popping up.
I understand.
Mark is tougher to fight temptations.
I don't think there's no money involved in that.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't think there's no money involved.
You are unique.
I can't even tell you.
I don't see it.
You are different.
I don't see it.
We tell you every time these types of conversations come up.
And my God is a forgiving God.
That's right.
Like, we could reconcile, right?
We can make up.
I'm not against a make-up.
But, no, not we made up,
and now I'm right back to public spectacle relationship now.
If we make up,
the trust is to be earned back incrementally.
But we don't know when they made up, Joe.
You can't shit on me and just pop out and do click.
You don't know when they made up.
This could have been years in the making.
He's right.
We don't know that.
All we know is what we saw.
So we were assuming people looking at it,
oh, like they just had a conversation.
They just had a conversation backstage and pieced it up,
and now he ran out with them.
We don't know that.
But, see, that's my issue.
If you shit on me in public that much,
the next time people see something public about us,
it shouldn't be me doing click.
I want you to have a conversation.
Yes.
I want you to say some shit publicly.
Yes.
The way he went crazy on Big Sean,
it ain't time to jump around in front of this moon.
Bro, you're the same person that say you don't subscribe
to make the apology as loud as a disrespect.
That's true.
Well, I do.
That's what this is.
The apology ain't as loud as a disrespect.
We pieced it up.
Whatever we did, that ain't for nobody else.
If Big Sean is cool, Big Sean is cool.
That's right.
He feel he's made whole,
and whatever happened between him and Kanye, they good.
Now, my nigga, you doing your homecoming show?
Yes, I'll pop out.
I ain't arguing that.
I'm saying what I ain't cool with,
which is watching you do it with the 19th person.
You can do whatever you want,
but you'll be judged by what we see.
And they don't never pop out with,
all right, good, you did the show.
All right, now, backstage, streaming,
interview, fucking Playboy Max or Black Boy Max,
somebody said, yeah, man, we had all the time.
Give the explanation.
But we just doing click, nigga.
Fuck click.
You two niggas are the last niggas
that should be doing click.
That's funny.
That's true.
And I don't fuck with you.
They did click.
I don't fuck with you and Mercy.
That's ironic.
Yeah, get both of these niggas to fuck out of here.
Only with that.
I love and respect them both.
Big Sean, don't text me.
I'm saying what I'm saying, and I'm standing it.
These two niggas together, I'm done.
We not in 2013 no more, dog.
You niggas hate each other.
We know it now.
All that shit with Kanye, all the records,
Kanye, Big Sean, 2 Chainz, all them album cuts,
all that rockin', revivin'.
Oh, please.
Mercy, get this shit the fuck out of here.
It ain't just them niggas that hate each other.
All these niggas hate each other.
All of them.
Touche.
It ain't just exclusive to them.
Yo, that's part of it.
Don't none of these niggas really fuck with each other, bro.
Yo, I don't come in here championing
a whole bunch of niggas,
but the niggas that I do champion
is because I'm championing the humans
that they are.
The moral compass that they have
and the ground that they stand on,
i.e., which is why I'm gonna keep
screaming clips, clips, clips,
malice and fuckin' pushin' to the mountaintops
because music aside,
they seem to stand on some principles.
Rappers don't stand on principles.
Rappers are brands, phonies,
liars, facades, and actors,
and gimmicks, and fuckin' plans
that somebody put together
in a way that they don't understand.
a room somewhere nigga don't come around me with your rap name who the fuck are you nigga that is
a fact you know the bad part is you asking them who they are they don't know who they are great
cosplay so long that i don't even know the fuck i am no more please you with you with your rappers
you rappers never mind don't get me started on your rap hey big sean you like it i love it i'm
saying any nigga go crazy
on me like that on
drink champs we're not
doing our hit song
ever yeah
that hit song is dead now
yeah I might sign off on it
if you want to use it somewhere but the way
he went crazy with your true
thoughts he went too crazy
on Big Sean for me to sit
here and be celebratory talking about
oh they did click suck
my dick with they did
click I had that song I'll play it on my iPod
if I want to hear it give a fuck
about these two niggas doing click
they calling a nobody
a bum a loser
fucking bro graveyard
you need me wait what
some things you say and Ice is a fucking
walking embodiment of this some things you say
you can't really come back from you can't walk back
you said that but that's everybody
everybody got their own bar so maybe
again you know how
Big Sean one of them
and this ain't even about Big Sean I just heard
too many it's a story going around
now was that T-Pain talking
where he was like yo Kanye told
me meet him in Japan and he stood
me up
yo
that's so fucked up and far
word
dog
I came in here two or three years
ago and said Kanye want me to fly
to Hong Kong and do an interview and I
would never go you said you want to go and I would
never go you knew better nigga no
he said because what happens
when you stand me up in
Hong Kong I have to kill
somebody you love
there's no other choice
like how do you make what excuse do you
make after you stand a nigga up
in Japan nigga
like another
you're a bitch balled up now you can't even listen to this
Konishiwa
like what is your excuse
what happened
like you ain't never think before I took my 27 hour
flight to say yo I miss mine
I ain't gonna be over here
yo my apologies
hold on hold on let me ask Mona
so you're saying it's wrong if a person has you
fly like far as hell
to them and then just dub you
on the line bro that's insanity
that's insanity
well played
I missed it
what he learned
it's a callback to the previous episode when you were talking about flying women out
and when they land you dub them
it shouldn't be a callback I said that that was
a wrong behavior I said no it was wrong
just some wrongs you stand
in
Nori is wrong
I'm saying when a nigga do an abrupt wrong like that
then he's it's not wrong
he's purposely letting you know
I hate you
I don't fuck with you
If you was asking me, I think all of that is wrong.
And when I did that to the motherfuckers,
that was wrong, too.
As an adult, 45 and up,
you do something too wrong,
you meant that. That's you. That's who you are.
You meant that. Now it's you. Nigga, 25 and up.
Nah, I don't do that.
I don't do that.
I know you do that.
All that shit that Ye was doing,
nah, some of that shit was. Wait, you with Ish on that, the 25-year-old rule?
With certain levels of shit,
25-year-old bugged out like Kanye did,
you won't. Certain levels of shit, I don't care.
As long as you're over the age of 20. It's unacceptable.
Can I get a couple examples from you and Ish?
Nah, nigga, I got a friend.
This is a true story.
Can you keep a friend?
One of my friends I grew up with.
It's a true, true story.
Wanted to get in a real estate game.
I walked his hand through his first real estate purchase.
Family, all that shit.
I did the nigga house for him, right?
And doing the nigga house,
the budget was real, real, real tight.
Okay.
Cool.
I went above and beyond.
I started spending my own money
for the nigga's price, right?
On the nigga's project.
I'm spending my own bread on the nigga's project.
When it came down to the last check,
he took the money and stole it.
I've never spoken to him since.
That was 2010.
This a nigga I grew up with from elementary school.
Wait a minute, what's the last check?
What is that?
With certain jobs, it's bank funded.
So the renovations are bank funded.
He did some fuck shit.
Stole a check.
Lied about stealing the check.
Told me he never got it.
They had to research it.
Told me Mr. Marby.
Cashed it.
We got the check right here with his signature on it.
He stole it.
Bro, I haven't spoken to him.
Nigga, we in 2026.
It was 2010.
I know his whole family.
I seen his sisters and them be birthed
around his family when his mother was pregnant.
Bro, I think I know that about you.
I went on a burger scene.
Like, yo, my nigga, when you do something immoral,
shit, as a child, my nigga,
when you get to a certain age,
we got to stand in some level of morality
and integrity as people.
Fuck 40-year-old, 20-year-old, 15-year-old.
My nigga, we learn certain,
and this is one of the things
that I credit the streets with, unfortunately,
is the streets give you a certain ethical code.
Whether it's right or wrong,
it gives you a certain level of ethics
and a certain level of accountability
where you shouldn't do these things.
Some of the principles
of non-rattling and all of that shit,
they may not be right,
but they still are a code of ethics that we go by.
Because of the consequences that come with it.
Yeah, it's the accountability that's the reason.
Yeah, my nigga, so, yo,
when you do certain shit as an adult,
my nigga, you meant to do that shit.
Yes.
And I'm big on apologies.
So if you come back and take accountability
and say, yo, that was some real fucked up shit
I did to you, my nigga,
we could be back in good graces.
But if you do certain shit,
I don't give a fuck if I never speak to you again
in my life, man.
I stand on that.
I'm with Joe on the big show and shit.
Like, that shit was. He bugged the fuck out.
Bro, what are we talking about?
Or with the shit that he did to Hov,
like, you and him,
I don't even know how you could possibly make that up.
But the point,
but my point to the big show and shit was,
like you said,
what if he went back to him
with some accountability and apologized?
We don't know what took place privately.
That's true.
I'm not a fan of that.
Absolutely.
If you kill me on drink champs,
we're going to have to have a conversation.
You got to at least apologize on Vlad.
Like, do something.
Show up somewhere.
Coach, I'd be liable.
You'd be something.
You'd be something.
My nigga, as a man, right,
that has children,
and you love your children,
and you stand on,
I love my kids.
When you start dissing another nigga's kids,
we can't come back from that.
That's true.
Oh, yeah.
As long as we talk about it.
Could homeboy that burnt you for the money,
what could he do to make y'all okay again?
He could have paid me my money back.
No, it's about today.
Today.
Could he do something?
Money.
Money.
Could he cop to it?
Yo, you know what, yo?
I don't know what he's saying.
He can't cop to it.
He could give me some money, though.
He could pay him.
And be like, yo, my nigga,
this is the wrong that I wronged you on is here.
I don't have a break.
No.
But I'm really sorry.
Yo, I was.
Bring it in.
Let's hug this out.
No.
Yeah, you know, you got to pay me.
You got to make me whole.
You got to repair the damage that was done,
and this is a financial damage.
I don't think that,
if it's just money,
that's a little bit different to me.
Yeah.
Money's not unforgivable, necessarily.
Correct.
Like certain prisoners.
Although the deception
and the fucking me over part
is beyond the money.
But it depends on what the situation,
like if you were real fucking,
if you were fucked up
or a drug addict
or your family was a drug addict.
If you're a drug addict for the pay.
There's some shit that could have happened.
You know what?
Because that's not you.
That's the drug.
That's right.
And for those of us
that have had drug addicts in our family
or been on drugs
or whatever the case may be,
my nigga, that's really not you.
That is something
that is forcing you to steal.
Right.
Like, you know what I mean?
That's something that's forcing you
to do these acts
that may be devious
or deceitful
or whatever the case may be
to get this.
It's a sickness
more so than something
that you just,
just consciously
and deliberately
are in control of.
So I look at them differently.
Let me ask you a question.
Everybody.
Yeah.
Do you think you're the same person
today that you were
when you were 22,
24 years old?
Hell no.
And that's why.
I wasn't fucking loony
to me at 22, nigga.
So that's why I'm saying
the person that might do
some fuck shit at 22, 23,
I'm not necessarily saying
that's you.
I agree.
Because you're saying 15,
you know what I'm saying?
So you go, you 50.
15 years ago,
you're not the same person.
10 years ago.
I agree with that.
So, so.
That's why the degree matters.
Like what was the level
of shit that you did to me
that makes me not want
to talk to you?
Right.
Like I'm not going to sit.
If I'm running,
in your situation,
running into a dude
and he really,
yo dawgs,
I was fucked.
I don't know what the fuck
I was dealing with.
If you don't have the brain,
I would still,
I could forgive you for that.
It's you acknowledging
you was fucked up.
Yeah.
And it's sincere.
You got to feel sincere.
Don't just tell me some shit
and then ask to borrow
some money.
Or some bread or something.
But it got to at least
feel sincere.
I told y'all,
you might not know it,
but I had the family member
that I would never speak to again.
Yeah, you told,
I remember you said
you would never do it.
Would never.
Yeah, for sure.
And we had a conversation
which led,
which started with
that family member saying,
hey yo dawg, look,
I was bugged the fuck out.
I'm sorry.
It was boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom.
And from that moment on,
we hugged it out,
we cried it out,
we good.
Because the thing about it
is what you don't count for
when you make these decisions.
I'll never talk to this person again.
Yours, because you're not as angry.
So it's like,
listen, listen.
Getting back to what,
depending on what happened.
Hear me out.
It depends what happens,
but when you say,
I'll never talk to that
bitch ass nigga again,
you're at the
tippity tip tip of anger.
When years come down the line
and this person comes in,
is admitting of guilt,
they accept responsibility,
and they apologize,
you'll be in a different spot sometimes
where you can accept the apology
and move on with them.
You know you're right.
Because you're not in the act
of emotion right now.
But sometimes it's not that.
The anger is the hurt.
It's all the emotion.
Hurt or anger, I'm saying.
No, no, but hear me out.
He probably would have never thought
that he would have ever accepted
anything from that nigga.
But when he came years later.
Without that, no.
He still wouldn't.
You still wouldn't have accepted it.
Yo, let me tell you.
For me, it don't be emotional.
What you mean?
It's logical.
Nigga, it's emotions.
There's an emotion in there too, though.
Bro, listen to this.
Your feelings weren't hurt?
Fucking right.
He's the man of principle.
I don't know what that is.
No, the emotional piece
is the smallest part.
The logical piece,
because now I'm evaluating
what you did,
and you stole a check.
You signed a check.
You took that check to the bank
and cashed it.
That's logic to me.
It's not emotional.
You did that.
It wasn't some impromptu action.
No, I get it.
You did that shit.
But even when you tell the story back,
like you talk about
this is somebody from childhood.
You gotta stand on it.
To me, it feels like
that's hurt too.
You know, I told you
I had a family member
steal $50,000 from me.
Why can't it be both?
Damn.
Yeah, but the emotional piece
is a smaller part.
They're saying it's
an emotional decision.
It's not to me.
No, I'm just saying
it's a small thing for me.
The emotional piece
is a very small thing for me.
It hurt enough,
and that's just how
the human body responds.
It hurts so much.
We're gonna fix that.
Yeah.
That will never happen again.
Yes.
That's a trauma.
It did hurt.
That's a good point.
You will not put me
in that predicament again.
Yo, again,
my God is a forgiving God.
Some of you niggas do shit
that we can't
we can't go back from.
Yes.
Yes.
Say or do shit.
Say or do shit.
Yes.
Some of it,
we can't go back from.
Ain't no going back from.
Hey, you and your family,
well, but it's gonna have to be
from over there.
It's gonna have to be over there
because I can't harbor
the hate for you.
I don't have it in me
to harbor hate.
I'm with you.
But we ain't about to be
like, nah.
Back to,
if I'm whole,
I can never speak to you again.
There's something
about the skin.
It ain't gotta be,
it don't have to be smoke.
It don't have to be none of that,
but we will never
Oh yeah,
you can't never speak to Kanye
or Dame again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dame entered that realm now too.
No, he's there.
And when Fat Joe said,
and when Fat Joe said it,
he said something
that was familiar to me
hearing it from somebody else.
These people be thinking,
or their philosophy is,
yo, you hurt me,
but I love you,
so the response
is to not kill you.
Right.
It's not that I'm not speaking to you.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
That's for me.
The love is,
I would've put your feet
This was somebody else.
You would be a dead man.
Yo, the grace is me
not speaking to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Grace is me not talking to you.
That's the best I could do.
Somebody said that.
Yeah.
And I feel these niggas
on that.
I'm thankful that I don't have
a whole lot of situations
that fall in that.
And Jay-Z got a line.
To your point,
it's a Jay-Z bar.
And he like,
yo, to make a nigga die bleeding
is nothing.
Make a nigga die breathing,
then you saying,
So you used to be my man when we was eating tuna fish.
And now you see me
Eating filet mignon
That's really killing you
Way more than me
Punching you
Beating you up
Doing any of that
Like nigga
That's the slow
Silent death
I'm getting some of that
After my birthday dinner
I see people
Who's only saying
And doing stuff
Because they wasn't
At my birthday dinner
Oh I'm sure
Really?
Yes
People that you
Love
I mean love is a stretch
Love is a stretch
People that you
You're in good standing with?
I mean good standing
Who am I in good standing with?
Prior to
Good standing is a stretch
I'm just saying
I see that that
Whatever is happening
Is only happening
At this very second
Because of that
Because of what just occurred
That don't fall on me
That don't fall on
That don't fall on
That don't fall on
Forget the standing
Had you been invited
Whatever them
It would have been
A totally different thing
Oh yeah
I know exactly
What you're talking about
Exactly
They would have been
In the mix
That's foreign
Not even if they'd have came
If they'd have just been invited
Y'all look at shit like that
Yeah
I know exactly
What you're talking about
For sure
The game is nasty
Yeah it's nasty out here bro
Anyway
Shout out to Big Sean
And Kanye West
I do actually want to see
One of these kind of shows
Me too
I want to go
That nigga announced
MetLife I'm in there
I'm sorry
I watch it on TV
I'm not going to a
I'm in that motherfucker
Yeah I'm sorry
I've never not enjoyed
It looks like the best shows ever
That's the thing
Look at the train fucking slaps
They look like the best shows ever
It's all in principles
Yeah I feel you
I completely get that
If he do MetLife
Maybe I'll show up
That's what I'm saying
If he do MetLife
I'm in that motherfucker
I'm sorry
If he come around the way
I'm not going to Hong Kong
And fucking
Oh I'll go to Chicago for it
But I love Chicago
I'll go to Chicago yeah
I will totally go
For that show
I'll go to Chicago for it
I mean that's true too
Fuck Kanye
Yeah yeah yeah
That part is true
I'm with you
For anybody
If you didn't hear that
Imani said
Offset
Fuck Kanye
Facts
Now he just finished it off
With the facts
Yo Mona
You so stupid
With your little people
Sitting me talking
But hey Mona said
Puff coming to get you
Why are you so stupid
For real
Yeah that was real
I know it was
I know it was real
Y'all listen to Mona
I really thought that
Say come and see you at the crib
Nigga from Fort Dix
You know where it might be
Nigga from Fort Dix
I know
I stole a Mona
And then you had to
Play it on the floor
Oh yeah
It's like a Philly thing
With food
Y'all just don't care
No
Put it anywhere
Those fucking noodles
Philly people don't eat
It's a luxury
It saves money
Yo it's a luxury
Philly motherfuckers
Both saved my life
And said to Mona
Please stop
Do not eat them
Three years
Old noodles
You ain't never
Ate no old noodles
Yo
So next
Now she fancy
Three years
She got standards
You ain't checked
The price by date
Mona put the oodles
And noodles in the pot
And said yo
Something smell like
Perm
Oh my god
Yo something smell like
Perm burn
She really said that too
It smell like that
Before you put
The little powder in
Dog no
That shit
Yo just cook them
It's gonna cook
All that shit out
Both saved my fucking life
Both saved my fucking life
The heat clean that out
The boiling
Water in the heat
Get all that out
Yeah get the fuck on
Well thank god
You made it back to the couch
Cause when you in the kitchen
It's a distraction
I'm not gonna hold you
When you in the kitchen
Distracting with the wagon
It make it tough
I mean niggas
Don't walk away
From that mealy microwave
What's that
How you pronounce it
Tell me how you pronounce it
Mealy
Is it mealy
Niggas keep
Keep by that little
Mealy warming drum
Oh man
It's crazy
The funny shit
Is Mona got new ass
So it make the jeans
Sit like bitches
With ass
But Mona didn't
Used to have ass
So she still wear the panties
Like bitches
That didn't have ass
These panties
She got on here
Oh my god
It's keep trying
To make a change
It's keep trying
To make a change
These panties
Can y'all see them
Can y'all see them
Now for real
They short
Cause it's just
It's just attracted to it
In the panties
Mind you
Mind you
They're boxer pants
For their boxer pants
And I wore them
To be like polite
It's like
It's like me
You see someone
On the gram
That's fired
And you go to the page
No girl
I can't
I can't fuck that
Like
Old school me
Old school me
Old me
I told you
The engagement
Makes the boundaries
Very clear
Of what you can
And can't do
Them doors
And that mold
The corners
The mold
On the floor
Mona
Mona look like
Mona look like
Mona look like
She didn't take
Six steps
In the Victoria's Secret
The little big drawer
The big public drawer
Was right in the front
My boxer briefs
Are so cute
Wait hold up
You and her
Stepping on my bit
That I worked on
Four for a dollar
Yeah four
She's nine for two dollars
She in there
Grabbing all the shit
That bitches touch
With their hands
Got their jerks
And you know
She ain't wash them
She put them shit
Straight on that shit
Oh come on man
That nigga said
Pussy itching
And all types of shit
I ain't ride with that
I'm not
You know I ain't roll
Pussy itching
And all types of shit
Pussy itching
That is your man
Yo ladies out there
Y'all can't just put on
Them drawers
That be on the
Big clearance thing
You do have to wash them
I say all that shit
I buy a new towel
And don't wash it
In a heartbeat
My girl be like
What are you doing
What you mean
We supposed to wash them
I know
I don't wash them
I'm not
I bet you y'all
Wash them baby clothes
I bet you y'all
Wash that
We don't have no baby clothes
Well y'all do get them
Oh for sure
I know
Shit I'll do my part
She keep running around here
Dressed
Dressed the fuck up
You having a baby girl
You better take care of her
You rich
Nigga
Like you don't gotta do shit
She ain't
Listen
You rich
Huh
You rich
Nigga she better buy that baby
Some clothes
You rich nigga
Janie and Jack
She better buy that baby
Some outfits
Oh I know you have
That shit ain't cheap nigga
Janie and Jack
Will crack your fucking head
When Lex was born
I went right to Amazon
It's different
I bought six years
Of white tees
And little white onesies
That was the
If you get them little white onesies
They can wear them shit
That's like a baby
That's everything
That's a baby
That shit everything
Nah
I'm lying
Yo that shit is a sheet
That's a baby
That's a baby white tee
That little white
The white onesie
You wear that shit
Wear that shit out there
That shit go with anything
To fucking fourth grade
How you think it's so mad
When I would run out of them shits
Oh shit
Gotta dress this little motherfucker
Motherfucker gonna hear this and say yo
Still better than how mama dress him
Hey Mark
Oh what
Nope
Clear difference in how you dress your kid
And how mama dress him
Boy
Yo your mama
His mama dress him like
I ain't even got your last name
Why y'all quiet?
I was like
Anybody ain't got kids
What we supposed to say about your baby mom?
Right
What we supposed to say about your baby mom?
I didn't say my baby mom
I said
These baby moms
I can't
Can't
Kid be eight
That nigga got
Some four year old
Four year old tall tee
Like hey bitch
Is you
Is you looking at the kid
He outgrew some of this shit
Then you gotta take the sneakers
Throw them in the incinerator
They should call you
Right
With them sneakers
You made the sneakers
That was
Five inches too small
Kid talking about my footer
Toes balled up like a motherfucker
Oh my god man
It was a gross word
This motherfucker been walking on his toes
For fucking six months
The baby mom send your kid out
Like she don't want no bitches looking at you
While your kid is with you
Like she want bitches to look at you
And be like
Something's going on
And then
Sometimes they send you with it
Cause they want you to replace it
So they send the worst of the worst on the kid
So you can buy new stuff
Yo why you mad quiet?
Because my baby mom
Don't do none of this shit
And I'm trying to let y'all
Get your shit off
Shout out to my baby moms
You got a great situation
Yo you got a
You got a
You got such a great situation
You got some good shit coming up
Yeah
Oh you talking about this weekend
Talk happy on it
Yeah
Talk happy to me
Me, Ishamani, and Mark
As the fans of this thing
You'll be talking
Talk happy to me
Ishamani and Mark
We can't do it
We can't
Yeah
Yeah
Do your nails nigga
You can't do it either
My kid's grown
You can't do it
You can't do it
You can't do it
Is what we said
I'm not doing shit though
But I
The wheels
I'm showing
Hey y'all
My wheels stop
Hey y'all get a look at
Y'all get a look at Mark
Old work
You'll have different views
On his decision making
He's trying to just
Oh my wife doctor
Yeah I know
I know
Yeah I know
Your doctor's wife
Wife's a doctor
This nigga got a problem
What happened?
This nigga is
Ice
You were telling a story
Mark Old work
Boy
It wasn't doctor decisions
Hey we all got them
It's okay
You got it too nigga
You got
I don't know what I'm talking about
I can't
I don't even get the joke
Yeah I bet you don't
We'll just keep on
Complex flow
With our conversation
Back to Freeze
Freeze what you got going on?
Some shit we can't do
That's for sure
They can't do
Y'all can't do it
Cece and my baby moms
They going out
I'm chilling
You mean he just walked out
Ladies and gentlemen
Imani came in
I'm gonna
Here you go bro
The mic
That mic calling right?
That mic is hot
Go have a seat
Go have a seat Imani
That mic is hot right?
Ice got more game
Than niggas up here
Want to give him credit for
Because he look like
A fucking beaver in the face
But he still
But he got more game
That's beaver game
Nigga
The fuck you talking about
Beaver game
That's the internet
Don't want to give him props
Niggas up here
Give him a piece of hell
The internet is
Not real
Ice is
For him to do this shit
So how'd you get
How'd you get them to
How'd you arrange this
Look at Mark
I didn't arrange shit
Yo it's just
They friends
Oh that's true
I keep saying that
That's your man
I didn't hear him
He said you know
That boy mouth dude
That boy set the tone
It's that Newark couch
Yo
Uh uh
Uh uh
- What?
No, I didn't, nigga.
That's Irvington.
Okay, it's to say you don't do nothing with his mouth.
You don't eat pussy, you don't lick ass, you don't eat ass, you don't do nothing.
You did say that.
It's lies with his mouth.
That's what you do.
I said that.
It's to say you don't eat pussy.
Nobody has never said that in their life.
These niggas talk about they be tongue-kissing strangers in the club.
They see your ass on the first night out and all that.
There you at it.
That's not what I said I don't do.
That's what I said.
You don't eat pussy until it's your girlfriend.
He said he don't eat pussy until it's your girl, right?
No, nigga.
He not eating pussy unless it's his girl.
I'm not eating no pussy on the first date.
You keep doing that.
You keep doing that.
That's the conversation we've been having.
Y'all niggas don't eat pussy.
You won't eat it on the second date.
Do you do it the first time y'all fuck?
It depends on the girl.
See, that's why you losing, man.
Who losing?
This your man.
We clipping this up, man.
We out of here.
We got to make a pay.
Hey, we got to teach him a lesson.
He going to learn.
Yo, every clip.
Anyway, it's all right.
Looking for a nigga, nigga here.
Him, right?
I'm going to spit it on that nigga on Patreon.
That's everybody, but it's him.
Oh, please.
Please.
I be glad you live because you my man.
Mark.
Do you?
Mark on the other hand.
This nigga's Instagram.
The only JBB clips on his Instagram is him dunking on ish.
Yeah, I tell.
All of them.
So the big ones.
I didn't know.
Damn, son.
I thought y'all had already done it.
You wild, my nigga.
You know what it is.
We're spinning on.
I promise you I'm spinning on Mark.
That's nuts.
I'm happy to take it down, though.
Mark will have the answer.
He will have the answer for his capitalistic ways.
I'm here.
I'm ready.
He will have the answer for it.
I'm ready.
You not eating pussy on the first, second, or third date.
Who said that?
That's crazy, son.
You keep adding nonsense.
Y'all all up here will add a whole bunch of bullshit.
Nobody's ever said that.
What I said is I'm not leaving out no club with no girl taking her home and eating her ass.
That's y'all niggas' work.
I don't work at that job.
Will you take her home from the club and eat the pussy?
No, not a girl I just met.
Will you take her home from the club and put dick in her?
Yes.
All right, then.
So you a dirty ass nigga, but you think you're better than that?
But you won't tongue kiss her in the club.
You ain't clean her because you won't lick her.
You got your dick in her.
Lick her.
Nigga, what are you talking about?
Y'all are nuts.
You ain't got that car wash tongue for nothing.
Shut up, nigga.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
You're making me mad.
When they say that to me, no, that motherfucker, you my brother and all that, but that motherfucker
thick.
That motherfucker catch your eye.
I'm telling you.
That motherfucker, that boy get the liquor.
That's the first time I lick his ass, I said, God damn.
He lick his eyebrows, his nose, and all that.
Yo, you are a fucking fool, yo.
His tongue big as a motherfucker.
You ain't no pussy with that monster.
This nigga playing car wash.
Hey, hold up now.
Damn.
Well, I don't remember this beat being this hard.
This shit is hard.
This one, nigga, is really the best.
Man, car wash hard as hell.
Hold up.
This shit like the Benjamins.
This shit dope.
That motherfucker.
Yo, how could this beat come on and they make a song?
How could this beat come on and they decide to make a song about a car wash?
Because it was hard.
And guess what it is?
You know the answer, right?
Guess what it is.
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
In the car wash.
It worked.
It worked.
And it's for the movie, right?
It don't matter.
Nah, it's old.
It's on the soundtrack, I thought.
I think.
It's on the soundtrack.
It's on the soundtrack of the movie.
Cold, poor-ish, can he clean her?
Because he'll fuck the girl straight from the club, but not put his tongue on her.
My man is the G.
I don't know how you. What's the point of being in your 20s if you ain't going to tongue kiss nobody in the club?
He don't drink, though.
He don't drink, too.
That's part of it, too.
He don't drink.
That's drunk shit, tongue kissing.
Facts.
That's how you know.
Good tongue kiss out when you. That's how you know.
Wait, hold on.
You never tongue kissed a stranger?
No.
No, what's up with y'all?
This is nuts, bro.
You from Philly.
I'm still working.
Yo, easy.
Not too much on Philly.
I ain't mad at Mona.
Mona just recently got presentable.
Ish has been. No, because them be. This nigga said Mona just got presentable.
Ish has been presentable for a little while now, so this is just inexcusable from Ish.
I don't just be tongue kissing.
Oh, now you want to add all these words that you've never done.
What words?
That you've never done.
Tongue kissing randoms in a spot.
And you don't eat the ass ever?
Or just not to a serious. I'm not eating no stranger's ass, bro.
You got that. Dude, do you ever really know what. I ain't got. What do you need?
What information do you need for her to be able to eat the ass?
Yeah, word.
He need to talk.
He need that phone time.
I got to get that in.
I need to know your credit score.
What the fuck do you need to know?
A lot.
You got ass?
Ish's love language is a long conversation.
That's his love language.
He like to chat.
He a chatty nigga.
But. He will take. He like to chat.
All he want to do is chat.
Ask him will he suck her toes?
See.
Bro, y'all. We not going to do this.
You a weird ass nigga, yo.
Me and Mark can't even clip this shit.
You're just too weird.
You're just too weird, man.
Y'all niggas. No ass.
No ass on this shit.
Yeah, not at all.
Not at all.
From the club, man.
You niggas is crazy.
Foot and mouth from the club is crazy.
Anyway, Freeze, I think that's fire what you're doing.
Congratulations.
Indeed.
Listen, I think. You know what I
My boy ain't gonna leave me alone in the game
Yo audience
If y'all listening
Y'all been listening for a while
Honestly tell the truth
Y'all think my boy gonna leave me alone in the game
Like tell the truth
This is the Patriot couple for real
And
Sade
While you was outside
Also agreed
I gotta wait
You don't
You listening to her
Yeah
Girls be saying stupid shit like that
But girl brain
You gotta take into consideration
Wait how long
How long
How long
How long
In this one you gotta listen
You gotta listen to a girl
How long
I don't
I said three months is quick
Yeah
Cause Mark was saying
Cause I said three months
Three months is quick
I said if it weren't three months
For you to have
Like say you proposed first
And then you did three months later
I wouldn't have an issue
Alright you ain't got a mic though
We just wanted it to be quick
It was a quick
You ain't gotta
I mean
It was quick
I was telling her thank you because
I asked
I said y'all what seven years
I said you bought me three years
So I was saying
Cause y'all been together four
Yeah
Oh yeah that'll go over great
Great
I got
I got a little window there
I ain't gotta
I wouldn't do that
Don't make me
I'm playing
Seven years
But three hours in my
That's a joke
We almost there
You about to smack the shit
Look up now
I'm about to be in trouble
I don't even gotta
Look at Mona trying to take
Get your fucking hands out of here
Trying to take something
What else we got
What else we got that's important
Yoda
I don't know if
This is the appropriate time
To do this
For it
But the
Clancy trial is
Let's try
Yeah we're here
We're here
That one fucking jury
It's a mistrial
The one juror
But it seems like the judge
And this is just breaking
While we're recording
The judge
Wants them to come back
September 29th
To try it again
With all new jurors
No
No
He wants this jury
I think that's unfair
It's him doing his job though
Yeah
No
Know what I think
It's unfair about
I think cause
No that's not fair
It's not
Nigga it's
It's court cases
That result in a mistrial
Well you gotta hold the jury
Until they're coming to hold
Until they
Now you're forcing people
To change their
Their opinion
Just to go the fuck home
No but it's
Cause one
One juror
Is just
Not
Coming up with a decision
Or
The one juror
Is coming up with a decision
That's against
Everybody else
They came up with a decision
Yes
They just didn't have
The same decision
As everybody else
It's not unanimous
So now if you force them
To come back
What stops that one juror
From saying
Yo dog I'm tired of this shit
Alright fuck it
I'll go that way
That's to me
That's
Not a good representation
Of justice
But the other side of it
Is you're
If I keep
Bro
The evidence y'all gave me
Yes
I don't see the
I don't see it
The way y'all see it
Right
That is my right
You can't now make me
In a month
Or two months
Or three months
Come back
And because you're
Holding us hostage
Essentially
Make me change
My perspective
And my point of view
That's not
Not fair
To the person
That's on trial
Or maybe some
Of the other ones change
Which is gonna result
In a hung jury again
Like yo that's
That's to me
That's unfair
To the person
Now what she did
I'm not even talking
Well let me just play
What the judge
Had to say to the jurors
And this was
Yesterday
Mr. Jury
I've got you a question
A question
Or
Probably more of a statement
Than a question
Saying after much deliberation
We are still unable
To come
To a unanimous decision
Now
Based on
That
I'm gonna give you
Another instruction
Alright
And it's
It's this
Our constitution
And laws
Provide
That in a criminal case
The principal way
For deciding questions
Of fact
Is by the verdict
Of a jury
In most cases
Perhaps strictly speaking
In all cases
Absolute certainty
Cannot be attained
Nor is it expected
The verdict
To which a juror agrees
Must be their own
The result
Of their own conviction
And the verdict
Is not a mere acquiescence
In the conclusions
Of their fellow jurors
Yet
In order to bring
Twelve minds
To a unanimous result
You must examine
The questions
Submitted to you
With candor
And with proper regard
And deference
And respect
To the opinions
Of each other
You should consider
That it is desirable
That the case be decided
And that you have been selected
In the same manner
And from the same source
I think it's his job
To repeat that
I do. I know you are on the other side.
that the case will ever be submitted to 12 persons more
intelligent, more impartial, or more competent
to decide it, that more or clearer evidence will be
produced. And with this in mind, it's your duty to decide
the case if you can do it conscientiously. In order
to make a decision more attainable, the law imposes
the burden of proof on one party or the other in all cases.
In the present case, a criminal case, the burden of proof is on
the Commonwealth to establish every element of the crime
charged beyond reasonable doubt. If you are left in doubt
of any element of the crime, the defendant is entitled to the
benefit of the doubt and must be acquitted. However,
in conferring together, you ought to pay proper respect
to each other's opinions and listen with an open mind to each
other's arguments.
You get the gist. The rest of this is basically
his however, his yet, how he said the yet real sternly in her
Yo, you are potentially swaying them. It's like your dog whistling a little bit. Yeah, you swaying them
and I think that that's unfair. I'm not saying that the lady, I'm not judging the lady, I'm judging
the, if our family member was right there, you
don't want the judge putting emphasis on yet, however
certain shit like that, like yo, take the other people's opinions into consideration.
No, nigga, I heard the evidence. This is where I stand. Don't try to get me to now
go back in there and kick it with them to have them change my opinion. I think that's
unfair. I think it's unfair. I hear you.
I'm not disagreeing. I'm adding.
I too think it's unfair if there's a juror in there that refuses
to waver no matter what's presented. Depends on how they
are. And if that's the case, we're not in the jury room, then I'm totally
not mad at the judge saying, hey,
let me remind you of what your civil duty is as a juror.
But don't, but don't add emphasis on certain, you know, you add
emphasis on certain words or you say shit a certain way. It has an implication.
Let me ask you guys, if you were a member of this jury
and this is the Lindsay Clancy trial where she
is killed, murdering her three children.
If you're in this jury, how do you look
at that? I look at it.
I don't know the evidence, so I can't. I would not find her.
I mean, I would find her guilty of the charge only because
they were saying that she sent the husband out to run errands and did this while he was gone. So
you kind of knew something like the
defense is premeditated. Yeah. The defense is she was like in a psychosis. It was
she wasn't she didn't know what she was doing. Basically, that
was what the defense is. It's not. It's not. Did she do this? Yeah. The question is, is it whether
she did it? She did it.
No, she didn't. But it was it was like she had
a almost like a psychotic break and didn't really realize what was happening. But once I
looked into the case and it's she had the husband leave
and while he was out running errands, she did this. OK, now
psychosis is what they say. Postpartum psychosis. Yes.
Yes. I'm sorry. I was whether or not that's
even a thing. A nice amount of people on the Internet. And I think
you guys would be interested to.
You're just believe that they're totally wrong. And the husband did it like
this. People did say that that was in the early stages. I don't think that people are still
on that. I could be wrong. The Internet. The Internet. That's the only thing I was
speaking on. Down to her not jumping out the window. He pushed
her out the window like like a full real life
belief that they're totally wrong. And the husband's behind the whole
thing. So I don't know. See, again, the juror has
been privy to way more.
Information than us. We're getting our information from the Internet unless you're watching
the trial every single day. So I can't make
a determination on whether I would say she's guilty or not. And I want to be clear
that me talking about the case, I'm talking about the jury and how
they came to their selection. And the one person might have heard
something like again, he's even in the judge talking. He said, yo,
you don't always have to have a hundred
percent certainty.
But then later on, he said, you know, if there's a reasonable doubt, you've got to
rule on it. They two contradictory things. Well, I think those two sound the same
to me. A hundred percent certainty is no doubt. Yeah. He said you'll never get that.
He's saying you'll never have. You'll never have a hundred percent certainty. Which means that there's a reasonable doubt.
No, that's not what that means. Yeah, I didn't take it like that. That's not what that means. So that's the whole point
when they say better. There's always going to his point is there's always going to be doubt. You'll never be
a hundred percent. There's always going to be doubt. It just has to be a reasonable doubt. Gotcha. Yeah.
Yes.
I'm really just trying to get into you guys as much. Do you guys think that you would be
able to take the stance of the husband, which he's in full support of
his ex-wife? I mean, I haven't followed the case, so I can't speak
to the case, but in a more abstract way, yes, I can imagine a situation
where someone's taking an affirmative defense, i.e. I did it, but
here's why, where I could stand in support of it if I really believe it.
They'd have to really convince me that they got a mental health issue. Or let's say you knew the person for 20
years. That's exactly. And you know this is not
this person's behavior. I've been around them. I've seen them in tough situations.
I've seen them ups, downs, highs, lows, et cetera, et cetera.
I know this individual or I think I know this individual based
on our past history. And this person is not being
who I know them to be. Right. We we had a conversation recently about
one of our colleagues and you said that the person
wasn't themselves the last time you saw them. And then other people
are going around saying she's not herself.
She's not herself. She's not herself. So that particular person that you've
known your well, their whole life, essentially not being themselves, if
they did some shit that was off the rails, you would be like, yo, dog, they
haven't been themselves in quite some time. Unless they kill my kids. Then I'm not going.
I was just getting ready. Then I'm not going to go. I'm going, hey, he's been himself.
I'd be way too emotional to even. We're not
talking about that. I'm just saying. I understand what you're saying. I'm talking shit. Like, you know what I'm saying? And again, you know that person.
And we all know them and we've known them forever. If you kill somebody, I'm going to be the first
one to say, send them up. No, you're not. No, you're not. Clear the streets.
No, you're not. It's. I'm telling y'all what. No, you're not. Send them up.
I think she gets set up. Send him up. I think she gets set up regardless. It's just a matter of where
does she get set up and for how low. No, because they have the option. Yeah. Is it?
A couple options. If you kill someone and you're insane, you're not going to go home.
Yeah. See, we had that conversation off mic earlier too.
I don't know. You don't go home.
Thank you. You 100% don't go home. I don't know.
And you go to a home. Yes. And that's what I support in general.
It's a difference between the mental institution or prison. Yeah. Got you. Yeah. Now, one of the
advantages of the mental institution, in addition to getting treatment and care is some, a lot of
times it's more tied to when you're whole again versus like a fixed sentence. You know, now
typically in practice, they keep your ass there for 10, 20 years anyway, you know, but, but they
don't necessarily have to. Whereas you get a prison sentence, you get a prison sentence.
Yeah. You get a prison sentence. Yeah. So.
So once they, the, the staff feels like, cause again, if it's, if we blame it on postpartum
situations, she might be quote unquote clinically well in four years and now you get to go home.
Whereas if it's a murder charge, first degree murder charge, you might be looking at life.
You might be looking at the L. Yeah. Got you. That makes sense. And that feels fair to me.
If, if, if I knew as a matter of fact, we don't know this way. Yeah. I don't know anything about
the case. So I can't, I don't have an opinion on what's right or what's wrong, but if it turns out
to be that she has postpartum psychosis.
Then yeah, I, I want to make sure.
All right. So what it says, depending on their findings, the jury can reach murder convictions,
lesser offenses such as manslaughter or find Clancy not guilty because of lack of criminal
responsibility. Then it says, you know, first degree murder means life imprisonment without
parole. Second degree murder is life with parole, uh, with possibility of parole. Manslaughter is
a maximum 20 year sentence and an insanity slash lack of responsibility, lots of, look,
lack of responsibility verdict does not necessarily mean she simply leaves the courthouse.
Massachusetts has procedures that can result in psychiatric commitment if she's determined to pose
a danger. So that's still, she could potentially go home. Yes. Yes. Technically. But the argument is
you do pose a danger because you just killed three kids. You just killed somebody. Yeah. And so until
you're well, or we deem you being well, go sit up for a minute. Right. Cause I, I guarantee you if
the state loses the first thing they do, I mean, before they even hit the gavel, put her 10 years
in the home somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. Are they gonna, um, if,
if the judge is ordering them back, is this to, uh, reconvene unless something changed or all this
is happening while we're recording in real time. But I saw something that said the judge is calling
them back September 29th. I saw something else that said that that's been rejected and this
has been declared a mistrial. So I don't know. Okay. Cause the state still has the option to
refile, uh, recharge, you know, retry you in the event of a mistrial. Yeah.
Again, back to, I couldn't stand
that story. I'm sorry. Me either. I ain't going front. I don't want to hear that.
If you were fucking, uh, a USA and you lose that, I gotta fire you.
I have to fire you. Why? Because it's based on jury, just based on a jury verdict. I'm firing
you that you couldn't make these, get these people to see it our way. That's that's, that's me.
See, that seems like a slam dunk, but that's the thing with the jury that, that, that 12 juror might
had somebody in a family that had mental issues
be sympathetic with that they might you get what i'm saying they might have went through some
postpartum situations of their own where they had certain thoughts like we don't we don't know that's
still on the prosecutor no no that's on them during jury selection to to strike you tonight
and let you make the jury well that's why they do all of that question that in taking divorce
that's what you're supposed to rule that jury number 36 out of here some of them jury niggas
be lying yo i remember niggas used to try to get out of jury duty they'd be like yep i hate all
cops that was the one you're going home i hate that yeah i i think it's hard
people ducking it yeah because it's your civil duty yes well because we don't want to see niggas
locked up yeah is it i i jury of your peers if none of your peers are on the jury equals what
yeah you can't complain about to me it's frustrating to complain about racist juries
yeah and verdicts and when you have the opportunity to be on a jury and give somebody a fair trial
and we and we have
been basically ducking jury duty since i've been adult yeah nobody don't want to go blacks
a lot of us duck jury i think everybody ducks i think it's the cross race i think people brag
about it it's a joke i told him i was here's what i said to get out of jury duty it's a joke and
then the dickhead that's looking forward to it gets on these cases and then roosts all your
cousins and nephews and uncles because you know who not ducking it right yep some some of them
some of them right they outweigh us by so much in the in the population alone that yeah
it still ain't gonna be uh even playing if they won't let me do jury duty and they probably you
know they'd send me away quickly you know smart yeah i mean you have public statements on how you
i mean it would be a fair trial for the person mark america's foul on you is very thick
they know they got them they won't let me do no shit they won't let you do it
they probably ain't gonna let most of y'all do it now wow well we'll never find out with me
we'll never find out why i don't check my mail
i don't check the mail i keep screaming it my fiancee for bringing my mail up just get yours
mine can stay in the box i hate that don't bring my mail up when i see all my mail stacked up on
the table that mean i'm not getting to it yeah if you stack it up on that kitchen i'm definitely
not getting to it ain't no good news in mail in 2026 that's why i don't check the mail
when's that when y'all open a letter and got good news
i got a check last week it'd be a check for seven dollars exactly
the one little piece of mail you was waiting for ain't in there too you you in there searching
to run the shit you got some century 21 bills you ain't paid some motherfucking where else
you got photo mess where else you used to work
you ain't had but so many corporate job papaya corporate papayas don't forget when he's working
for jared yeah subway corporate
you're like the king of fast food corporate shit
i did mcdonald's he worked he did jared the uh he did jerry no he said jared's meat oh
mcdonald's i'm gonna find y'all lucky that i got a good life going on i would dedicate my criminal
life to burning down one of those mcdonald's for the 21 double quarter pounder meal like
things are getting carried away now i said you do fast food no a double quarter pounder meal if you
get a milkshake if you get a large it's 22 it's 22 yeah that's fucking nuts that's crazy tell me
everyone it's five dollars yeah that was a regular quarter pound right it's a turn of 15 mcdonald's
order to a 35 then it gets stupid because all the kids have to eat too do they like you'd be trying
to hurry up and hit it here you go let's go ask all 19 you know they're hungry i cut my
bottles so y'all make that little motherfucker right there could smell a steak from staten island
look he back here now only because there's a food this motherfucker god damn it nah that's another
one birthday party these guys oh now you know oh now you go yeah buddy oh yeah buddy we're gonna
have a talk don't do that yeah we got a boy was in his bed you're my man you're having a time
you're having a great time i ain't gonna tell you what i saw me and you and you boy my wife was like
okay that's what i was like okay yo yo go back to what joe said
helped us answer something that i've struggled with for at least 15 years which was hey man
do you gotta pay if you laying in bed you have to tap on that hard mark you did not have to tap
on that hard but we'll get to you on patreon for the last 15 years i've pondered if you have a kid
in a life-threatening school situation how fast could you get there to be a parent and save them
and i always wondered what my
response time would be until the other day me and my baby was in bed she got a text or a call
we was tired too it was a long day don't that's important i gotta add that in here
we had a long day now some bullshit
we had a long day long day no sleep it's like magnesium in my system
oh now you know
it's like midnight she in the back her phone goes
she answered the shit
she talked she hang up stupid me hey is everything okay mistake one she said no
they're telling me it's a school shooter on campus
that's like for real she said yeah i said damn got extra clips
i said damn hey hey i hope this little survival skills
get under the bed and don't come out till morning
hey little nigger hey guess who ain't getting out this bed right now
hey we ain't even pretending to look for the car keys
oh that's so fucked up
we looked at each other just held hands said a little prayer lord keep my keep keep my baby safe
- You can't be safe until the blood is in the blood.
- Cover my baby with the blood.
- Please, cover him with the blood.
- Jesus.
- Nigga, we went right back to watching our little show.
- Yo dawg, only let 'em get great.
- No, for real.
- What's wrong with you, yo?
- Hey, now your survival skills gotta come in town.
Woke up in the morning, told my yo,
is this nigga a lion face?
Like, did he make it?
Oh, then God is good.
- All the time. - All the time.
- Y'all, this nigga is crazy.
- Glad you made it, man.
- Oh, shit.
- Told you, little Staten Island white boy.
And you know what, now that it's a step in college,
I have a new view on school shooters.
- What? - What?
- No, for real.
- What other view is there?
- What's your view, yo?
- Right, because all the schools,
all the people that are reported as school shooters,
trigger warning for anybody that has real problems
with school shooters, I'm not trying to be a jerk.
- I think we all have a problem with school shooters, though.
- No, I'm talking about--
- That's not what I meant.
Now that I've experienced that,
I feel like some of the people that they reporting
as school shooters, it's just niggas on campus
with a gun pressing you.
That ain't a school shooter.
- That's not a school shooter.
- That's somebody with a gun on campus saying,
shake it, give it up.
If you give it up--
- There won't be a school shooter?
- Hell, not at all.
A school shooter is just.
- Yo, but if the nigga got a bad aim,
or when Ish gets to take it off--
- That's where I'm going.
- The nigga with a gun that just wants your lunch money
is not trying to kill the campus, yo.
- But when he starts shooting publicly--
- That's a school shooter.
- 'Cause I'm outta here.
- That's a school shooter.
- Catch me if you can.
- Oh my God.
- But yo, some motherfuckers could get hit.
- Yo, college kids, yo, if it's a tough nigga on campus
with a gun, you gotta deal with it.
That's not, hey, the whole campus is in danger.
Lock down, that's you, or you are in danger.
- Man, niggas got guns on, you know what, nevermind.
Let me shut up.
- Yo. - He came up in a different time.
- High school ass. - High school ass.
- High school and college are different.
Drastically.
- High school, you shouldn't have a gun.
- No.
- If a college, if a nigga's--
- I'm saying it's okay to have the gun in high school.
- No, you can't have a gun in high school.
- Where the high school at?
- On a college campus, if you got a gun, then that's peace.
- Yo, on a college campus, you spending $40,000,
leave your gun at home.
When I went to Morgan, that's the first time
I seen a.50 Cal, was on the college campus.
The bullet was my thumb.
- Wait, you went to Morgan?
Seriously, I didn't know that.
You went to college in Morgan?
I'm not trying to make a fucking joke.
- Yeah, you played too much.
- Did you go?
All right, never mind, man.
I only learned something about this nigga.
- You played all the time.
- Yes, nigga, you spending $70,000, $80,000
to go to school, leave your gun home.
In high school, it's a public school.
Niggas got beef.
- Yup.
And they live right here, they live right there.
Them niggas over here on this block, it's different.
- I'm on the other side of this.
- Yeah, I used to, when I was in college,
I had a gun with me.
- Yeah, Philly niggas.
All the Philly niggas at Morgan State came to school
with their gun.
- Yo, you cool?
You ain't?
- No, man.
- Showing your little--
- Listen, listen.
- Yo, that's funny, son.
- Oh, God.
- Your panties got a little gold, little bedazzled.
- First of all, this is my fire.
If I don't wear my--
Your fire appears.
You got your fire high with an emblem on it?
You got a fire, Pierce.
You got a little gold or something.
It's a slow news day.
I cannot come up here without my fire high on.
My boss don't play that shit.
That's going to read crazy.
Well, your doctor don't play that shit.
My doctor won't speak English and fucking harass me.
So, yes, you.
Mark is about to clip the shit out of this.
Mona said.
I'm exploding.
Mona.
I can't take it no more.
Backing up a good verb.
Like, I don't know how people talk.
Mona shocks cast.
By wearing panties.
Joe demands.
You're there.
That's Mona.
Where's her fire?
When I catch Mark, little clipper guy, you got a job.
No, Joe.
Come on, come on.
I think we're done with everything.
Mark Clipper is his youngest son.
It'll all be violence.
That's true.
I think we're done for the day.
On Patreon, Mona said she's going to stick around a little bit.
We're going to talk about Raven-Symoné.
I never said that.
Man, hold on.
We can't get a body here, though.
Nobody cared about my topic, so I will talk about it on Patreon because nobody listens to me.
Well, before we go, can we do.
Real quick.
Before we get to that.
No.
Our guy put a new record out.
We ain't going to give him no love.
All right.
Who did?
Oh, yeah.
Imani.
Oh, yeah.
I posted it on social media.
Imani retired.
Good job.
No, he's not retired no more.
Shout out to Imani who just posted a new album.
A new record, excuse me.
Damn.
Songs about her 14.
No, he didn't put a new album out.
He off the set throwing up the Crips on me.
See?
He's just testing the waters out.
See?
He's just testing the waters.
Put a little slap.
An album?
Let's slow it down.
All right.
Your man.
He didn't do that.
And that's your man.
He put out a little two-minute song.
It's called No Good.
That's disrespectful.
That's peaceful.
That's peaceful.
It's called.
The song, No Good.
What?
Is that not the name of it?
Did you hear Mark?
Yo, Mark is a shit bitch.
The song.
No, it's great.
Y'all should go to.
I got it on iTunes.
I bought it.
And it's a great song.
And shout out to Imani.
Word.
Shout out to Imani.
Imani's new single, No Good.
Your problem is you can't change your voice when you're doing it.
Yeah.
You can't get out of each other.
I wasn't trying.
There's nothing you can do to me now.
No, it's fine.
No Good, Piece of Shit.
That's peace.
That's peace.
Mark, a piece of shit.
No.
That's peace.
That's dope.
Actually, I love this song.
It's great.
So what y'all doing this weekend?
Before.
I'm going to try and get us the fuck up out of here.
You know, take this to a point, my nigga.
Like, we got a system.
We do things.
And y'all want to, you know what I mean?
I just want to do an RIP and then we can go.
Is that okay with you?
Can we do an RIP real quick?
No, it's not okay.
To a side of Sikora?
No.
It's not a side of Sikora and it's not okay.
I thought you said Sasha.
Nah.
Put that on the clip.
Mark, take it away, please.
The jazz legend Cassandra Wilson passed away a couple of days ago at the age of 70.
Really one of the most creative and innovative voices we've ever heard.
A lot of our generation first heard her on the Love Jones soundtrack with that song,
You Move Me, which is amazing.
But she's known for taking jazz standards and making them her own, whether it's working
with Miles Davis, whether it's, I mean, she even remade like the Monkees and made it something
that was soulful and soul tree.
She has a unique voice that when you hear it, you'll know it's her.
She really helped change the field of jazz.
She's even on Do You Want More, the Roots album, with some credits.
I mean, she's across the board, just a jazz genius and a vocal genius.
And we just want to say rest in peace to her.
That's all.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
Yeah, and not search Google Images while importing fucking tributes from me, man.
All right, fellas, which y'all got going?
This weekend.
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you, yo?
You know what?
Ice got going.
No, I'm done.
Come on.
Go ask them what they got going on.
I'm done.
I'm done for the day.
What's up with you, my brother?
This is the first weekend I don't have anything to do in like three months.
That's amazing.
So I probably won't do nothing.
No Labor Day.
No Labor Day weekend planned.
They say 17 million people are traveling right now.
I won't be one of them.
Fuck that.
Yeah.
I'm in the crib on a game.
The flights are really reflective.
I'm telling you, the London flight was five grand.
What?
But you didn't get it.
What?
You won't even notice it's missing.
Yeah, you won't even notice that.
You got that one of your old jean jackets.
Yeah, I bet.
Yeah, I bet.
That shit was crazy.
Well, enjoy your nothing.
I'm just so glad that you're not going to London.
Why?
Because when we asked you.
Let me turn this off for a minute now.
Because when we asked you, yo, dog, yo, why you ain't come to the whole show?
Boy, did you put that bitch dick on the table.
Yo, that nigga's shined like, yo, man, why you ain't come with us?
Oh, because, pardon me.
I don't do domestic.
That nigga's saying, I'm going to London.
We was like, ooh.
But in my head, I knew that nigga wasn't going to the goddamn London.
That's not true.
Hey, that nigga tried this.
What?
He went too hard.
I'll be in London.
Bitch, no you won't.
Nigga, why you ain't go?
Because if you'd have bought the London ticket when you said you was going,
then I imagine you would have been caught up in whatever these prices are.
Dog, no.
That shit has.
I thought it was going to drop.
Yo, the airlines is going through some shit, but Labor Day, plus the airline.
That shit was crazy.
I thought the flight was going to fall.
He's lying.
This is crazy.
Yo, that's why he's the best in the world.
He's the best in the world.
I promise you.
Nobody can fuck with my son.
Yo, let me ask you a question.
Niggas can't fuck with my son.
Oh, let me ask you a question.
Me?
Yeah.
He said no.
He's asking a room.
I'm just asking a room.
He's asking a room.
Why do somebody got to be lying because they don't do what y'all do?
Who y'all?
No.
No, that's not what we're saying.
That's exactly why.
We're not saying that.
I'm going to say that's why.
He just said he was saying it.
Because I don't do it, then you got to be lying.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Nigga, when you booking a flight, typically, you far out sometimes, it's a little high.
You trying to book it on Tuesdays, book it on a certain day.
Who is he talking to?
I'm not talking to you.
He's talking to your broke ass.
He's saying, listen, when you book the flight.
Like, what are we talking about?
Let's go for it.
They reversed it on you, see?
I'll be trying to rock with you.
He don't fuck with you when y'all in that kitchen.
When you're in that great hell.
When y'all out in that kitchen.
Yo, see?
Bro.
Let me add this to my list.
If you bought the ticket earlier, it wouldn't be as expensive if you purchased it earlier, prior.
Or it was locked in at five and wouldn't go in.
No, it was expensive then.
And sometimes you're like, yo, I'm going to catch it for a cheaper rate.
Flights go up and down.
Yo, you can tell niggas.
It's all right.
It's all right.
I'm scared.
Listen, he booing me.
No, it's cool.
Nobody don't travel and nobody don't book flights.
There you go.
Get the niggas in.
Nigga, you didn't book the flight and you ain't traveling.
Shut your ass up.
I know.
That shit was.
And that's what.
The discount, that shit was like 40 something hundred with the companion pass.
But you already booked.
You already booked the ticket?
The concert ticket?
No.
No.
No.
The concert tickets is cheap because they don't upsell in other countries.
So the concert tickets was cheap.
So you never had a ticket.
You got it.
When was you going to get the concert ticket?
Maybe I could buy a concert ticket right now.
But you didn't get a plane ticket.
It's all right, bro.
All right.
It's all right.
It's cool.
It's cool.
He's not getting.
All right.
Whatever, man.
It's cool.
Y'all get on my name.
Y'all fucking up on Patreon.
That's all.
Y'all niggas don't travel.
Don't go down the bottom.
He be shitting on niggas.
It's all right, bro.
It's cool.
Yo, that's his go-to to shit on us and make us feel fucking less than.
It worked with me.
It worked with me.
It does.
That nigga stuck it too hard that day.
Oh, y'all saw it in New York?
In the Bronx.
In the Bronx?
Yo, I was in the Bronx.
That's cute, nigga.
Yo, stupid ass.
Yo, why you ain't come with us, man?
I'm going to England.
It could have been like a group thing.
That would have been stupid fly.
We had like hors d'oeuvres and shit.
But y'all was in the Bronx?
In the Bronx.
I'm going to see it in the National.
Grand Concourse.
Now, he started hard.
A subtle stunt, too.
He was like, yeah, they just dropped the tickets for London and Sweden.
I'm going to check the London one.
Sweden.
He didn't say, I'm going to check the London one if it's affordable.
Which is probably what you meant to say.
It just didn't come out that day.
Because now, some prices, woo.
Yo, somebody, you're missing some good shit.
Because he tried to stunt on you, too.
He tried to stunt on all of us.
I'm going to see Hov in London.
Nigga, that nigga right in Jersey.
Look.
Look.
That nigga ain't.
Yeah.
It was too expensive.
He said the market fluctuates.
Yeah.
Have you ever bought plane tickets?
His little buddy pass didn't work.
They were like, the buddy pass don't work this weekend?
He was like, oh, nah, then.
You think I'm going to be on the flight?
Like, for seven hours and.
No, what we're saying is, no, we never thought that.
That was you.
That was him that stunted on us.
Wait, where was y'all at?
Okay.
Y'all, look, look.
Me and you, I mean, we good.
Yo, we even tried to reason with him.
Yo, it was three shows.
None of the nights.
Was it London?
Don't stunt on us like that.
Make up some shit.
Don't stunt.
LA, I told you.
Yeah, just, that's in America.
Yo, catch that laying, but I think he had blue notes.
I think he had the blue note
Thank you for that
Yo
So Ice
What you got going this weekend?
Eight minutes flat
I ain't going nowhere
Labor Day weekend
Nothing planned?
Nah
Barbecue
Cookout
A park
Dorney Park
You like a Dorney Park ass nigga
Come on
It's Dorney Park
I ain't been to Dorney Park in a minute
You been to Dorney Park forever bro
Nah I'm chillin though
Supposed to hit a little pool party tomorrow
But that's it
Some kid friendly shit though
It ain't that
I'm not doing anything bro
You 5'6
He was showing me the plane prices
They dropped a little bit
Oh
See
$3,500
Oh that's great
That's in your jacket
Why you ain't booking nigga
That's just two stops
That's just two stops
Yo
Sometimes you be on that Expedia
You be on that Expedia
Think you see a price that you like
Never nigga
That'll get you there
Next week boy
A little 10 hour layover
That ain't gonna hurt nothing
Now I'm mad that you not in London
For real
Cause I told Hov you was coming
Take care of my boy yo
Mark Mona
Labor Day weekend
Labor Day weekend
Is you not going to go to London?
I'm not going nigga
Put the prices down yo
Don't look up another flight again
How much is coach?
I don't know
He don't know
His phone don't even show coach
Uh
Coach is available only on one flight
How much is it?
$3,700
Nigga that's way better
Nobody gotta buy two
Oh right
And that's one stop
It's $3,700
That was a layover?
Do it one stop
A layover?
Chill
He ain't gotta buy two
No
Don't do this I'm not joking
I asked him earlier about it
He took flights?
I asked him who was going
He said his girl earlier
My nigga has $10,000 on just the flights
I ain't got that
I hate to break it to you
You probably just sounding cool on the air
You were never going man
No I was going
No I was going
How much is the flight going?
How much was you expecting to pay?
Maybe that's the main question
Like $2,000
A piece
You thought you was getting two?
I'm going to
I'm hosting a day party on Sunday
If you want to go out
We're at Doc Ones on Sunday
Where?
We're at Doc Ones on Sunday
Where?
Doc Ones on Sunday
Doc Ones?
Trey Button will be there
We know
Hosted by me and Trey Button
Yo
On what since?
Trey Button better have fun
That's the last event you'll have a car for
Stop
Your grandma already told me to go up to Nissan and get a little used whip
At least it's a car
Yeah
I'm not doing that
See?
We know
We know
What grandma don't know is that the used car is a bigger bill on me
I didn't get him a reliable car because I was wishing him the best
I got him a reliable car so I don't need getting the phone calls of when the muffler broke and the engine crashed out
He got a lease?
Huh?
He got a lease?
Yeah
Yeah he got a lease
No that shit just go right there
He fixed everything for the
With his miles on it you think that's still a less bill?
Oh shit
That's the fucking problem
He going up and down the turnpike now
That's the problem
That nigga bro
Sometimes when I put an address in
That little cute thing that had that nigga nose open
Hold up man I'm trying to help you out
Sometimes when I put an address in
I had that nigga nose open
Hold up man I'm trying to help you out
Sometimes when I put an address in the GPS
It shows me the different travel methods
Like the time it take you to walk there
The time it take you to get there by train
Or the car
Yeah
You probably just looked up flights for London
Nigga
I'm trying to take the
Should we go on a cargo ship?
Like a boat
How much is it if you zip line your ass?
Click that nigga with the phone
I'm trying to get out of the car
I'm trying to get out of the car
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