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Episode 961 | "Bashful"

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Episode 961 | "Bashful"

This podcast transcription presents a fictional, satirical narrative built entirely for entertainment purposes. The hosts weave humorous and exaggerated stories involving personal relationships, family gatherings, and public events—such as a birthday party with fictional attendees and dramatic interactions. Themes include playful accusations, misunderstandings, and light-hearted conflicts, such as a fabricated "shaking ass" moment or a fictional dispute over a birthday invitation. The dialogue features exaggerated reactions, invented personal grievances, and fictional family ties, like a cousin from South Carolina or a nephew with an engagement. The hosts also parody real-world issues, like financial penalties in sports, by presenting them through a comedic lens, such as the Clippers' alleged fine as a joke. All content is clearly labeled as not serious, not factual, and not meant to be taken as truth. The tone remains lighthearted, with recurring jokes about appearances, personal opinions, and social dynamics. The segment ends with a list of shout-outs to fictional or symbolic individuals, reinforcing the show's comedic and fictional nature. No real events, people, or legal issues are being reported or exposed. The entire experience is designed as entertainment, not commentary or exposure.

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The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart, or our own. Enjoy the show. With Phelps, we'll get you a $50. First of all, let's stop playing the games while Phelps goes to the store, because Phelps don't run to no store. We know that. That's why it's a joke. Phelps, let that shit go with y'all. But that's why it's a joke. I had to talk Phelps out. But that's why it's a joke, though. But it's a joke. I know, but that shit could have got crazy, because Phelps is known to push it together. He could have shot it. No, not no shooting. He would have just put it together and threw his hands up. My nigga been shot before, nigga. You ain't scaring nothing. That was way back then. And live to tell it. And live to tell it. And live to tell it. Ask if the other nigga breathe. What? What? Ask if he breathing. Where is he? I'm shutting up, because he told me that shit is serious with some of the people he knows. So I'm shutting up. Phelps was having a time. Phelps was nice, too. Phelps was having a time with your part. Phelps had a fucking ball. Phelps was nice. Wait, hold up now. Y'all speeding without me giving the disclaimer. Y'all, if y'all don't want to hear about the Joe Budden birthday extravaganza. Yet again. Yet again, because Mona wasn't here. So you know Mona's here now. How'd you go? Get in the back. This is not me. Don't yell at me. I think they also want to hear about it, so fuck it. Exactly. They enjoyed the last part. Yeah. They did. So let's get your thoughts, Mona. I saw you coming with your crew. Looking fly. It was really, really nice. Like, nice. Like a movie. Nice. You know what it reminds me of? One of my movies when you come through the kitchen and you be in the spot. Like when we went all in the basement. I felt cool. Good fellas? Yes. That's how it used to go. It did. It felt like. It had that little vibe. It had that vibe. Like, damn. I hear what he said. It's how it used to go into the spot. I'm ignoring him. You said walking through the kitchen and shit. Yeah. Oh, there it is. Me and Ish have peace. I'm chilling. I was telling Mona. Okay. And you did it last part with Ish, too. I don't know what's going on with you. He's a troublemaker. No, I just did it last part with Ish, too. You don't get your ass out of here. I just did it last part. That wasn't me. That was Ice. Nobody, no trouble. I just want you to peep your newer brother. I am not a troublemaker. He throwing people. He wrote that Clipper shit on the board last time, too. And I didn't know that. I thought it was you. Oh, no. I wrote that. I told you. Ice is on some shit now. Ice is on some shit, man. No, that's the topic. I ain't going to let y'all duck that topic. Y'all are the prime suspects in that topic. I'm just saying. But who's with y'all in that? You and Mark. The conversation is around y'all. Got it. That's true. So we can't be the ones to duck that. But you causing a lot of dissent among the ranks, man. You're supposed to be riding tight with the Newark boys. Hey, this is him now. I'm spinning on Mark today. That's fine. That's why I'm not going to get distracted with shooting at Ish. No, no, no. You can't help but get distracted shooting at Ish. I do that for sport. I give you that. I don't really have nothing to shoot at this nigga about. That don't ever stop you. I know for sport, but now we have other things. Why are you folding your hands like that? I'm spinning on Mark. All right, that's fine. Hey, Mona. Hey, Mona. What's happening, Mona? It was all that. Super dope, right? And a bag of chips. Yeah, like the whole box. It wasn't a shaky ass. It was a shaky ass kind of vibe. So unfortunately, it was not true. There was a little bit of ass shaking. No, you could have gone downstairs and got the wiggling. The ass shaking I was thinking about wasn't, you know what I mean? If I would have started shaking ass in here, I would have looked weird. You know what I mean? To like maize and shit? Yeah, exactly. Law of deeps. Law of deep people. You just going to shake ass to Luther? And let me tell you something. Looking at some of the people in attendance, a few people were fighting the urge. Yeah, that's right. A few people? That's true. Shake ass? Shake ass just on some. If you would have set it off, I think it would have been received. They was fighting the urge. What would have been the time? Downstairs, right? Absolutely. Bitches in there was like, you know what? I'm going to chill. Let me keep it cute. They was walking around. They was ready, though. Niggas is with they ladies. He proposed, but they know how I give it up when I give it up. Have you seen someone fight the edge? If D-Nice would have put that cash money ticket, it would have been over. It would have been over. They would have went crazy. Mad breakups. Yeah. Mad breakups. At least awkward. Awkward versus home. Oh, God. And niggas had the sauce in them. I met some buttons from down south. You didn't meet my all down south family, my cousin? This is the thing, right? When your cousin is the nigga, you know what I mean? They vibe different. So it's like they'll walk up. I might be talking to something. They look at me. Mona, I'm Tina from Sumter. I don't know if you know. But I'm Tina. I'm Brenda. Brenda, yes, my cousin Brenda. I fuck with you. You a real bitch. I told that boy. I'm like, nice to meet you. Because I haven't met none of your family from down south with that shit. It was a survive. My family down south, while they showed up for me, and they know I'm doing good, they don't look at me like that nigga. Oh, they don't? They don't look. No, Brenda got all the land. Brenda got the land that you think we don't know about. Fucking Dwayne, rest in peace Uncle Hazel to the OG. Hazel was running the Campbell Soup scandal, the Scouts scandal. Them niggas, them buttons. You just can't help me write. You can't write. You don't have to say that. You don't have to write. You can't say everything else about him. I'm not telling you. My cousin Dwayne, it wasn't nothing unfamiliar happening to him. Them niggas was getting it in the 80s when my grandfather was. They wouldn't let my grand. You put more writing on the writing. I'm just saying. I'm going to put more cheese right on top. We here already now. They wouldn't let my grandpa in on the Campbell Soup. Listen, it was really nice meeting your family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were letting me know that they were family members. I think that was, ew, it was nice. It was really a vibe. There's only one family member of mine that is truly upset and wasn't there. And it is a real thing. Uh-oh. What? Yeah, man. Shout him out, man. Apologize. Why wasn't he there? Make it right. My Uncle Walter wasn't there. What is wrong? Wife. Wife. Oh, shit. My Uncle Walter wasn't there with his wife. Imagine his surprise opening the phone and saying, it's funny, but it's fucked up. Damn, he found out with the. It's fucked up. And he ain't on my family members I don't speak to list. Uncle Walter's my man. I just had so much going on that I assumed my dad. I assumed that my dad was holding down, but my dad didn't hold it down. I got a long time. Is Uncle Walter in New York? Yes. Uncle Walter is in New York. He's the man. That's my man. Uncle Walter's the man. We all know him. He be in the big, be in the pool party, be around. So to open the phone and see buttons running around and all of this shit, it's fucked up a little bit. I need to apologize. How you gonna make that right? And I can't avoid him because tomorrow we sending my little brother Anthony off to Japan for college or whatever that shit is he going to do. So, yo, shout out to the kids in school. Word. Yes. Shout out to the kids in school. Shout out to the teachers. Shout out to all of that. So I'm going to see Uncle Walter. Shout out to Anthony's send off. I can't avoid it. I got to apologize. I just got to apologize. And be careful when you get to your wedding list because that's where it gets tricky. Think if someone else is going to make it right. I got a couple people mad at me that missed the wedding. Yeah. And it's never on purpose. Yeah. It's usually not on purpose. Yeah. And they don't care about that. People don't want to hear that shit. It's excuses or results. Yeah. Yeah. Like, how did I miss that and this? Word. Especially when you're not putting the invite online. He had literally no way of knowing. Yeah. Especially when you told Mona that Uncle Walter would be the one at the party. He was the one at the party for the throw the ass on. I thought it was Sade Uncle that was supposed to throw ass on. Nah, Sade Uncle was cool as a fan. Shout out to Uncle Danny. Yeah, Uncle Danny. That's my man. I thought I was going to shake his ass off. Uncle Danny is as smooth as a fan. Oh, man. Yo, shout out to everybody that got me a gift. I did get around to opening those gifts. I ain't returned a text since that birthday dinner. But I did get around to opening those gifts. Y'all step. Thank you. Thank you for knowing that at least half of me is bougie. Okay. Because me and Parks got you a bougie gift. Yeah. Yeah. It's all the way. That wasn't y'all with the Coach cologne, right? No. No. Is that bad? No, I'm not saying it's bad. You think me and Parks were half a cologne? I'm not saying it's bad. You think me and Parks were half of a bottle of cologne? Wait. Did you smell the fucking Coach cologne? I didn't open it yet. Are you going to wear it? He can use that shit in his bathroom. It wasn't the first one. It's going to be around the toilet. I kept pushing it to the side. All of the boxes was, man, nice and extravagant and rich. I'm going to open it. I didn't open it first. My girl got to open the Coach one. Why? Why would I do that first? Bougie ass. Have you ever met me? And I'm a see-through. I might like it. I'm going to wear it. I'm not mad at Coach. Coach changed some shit around. Coach is with some shit right now. Coach is firing now. The person that bought the cologne? Coach is firing now. I happen to listen to the broadcast. I'm sure they listen to the broadcast. Yo, what the fuck is this? Coach is firing now. Got me some gift cards. My Aunt Diane. Got me a gift card in Nordstrom. I'm going to go in there and spend it. A hundred dollars. I'm spending it. I'm not buying a rich person a gift card. Well, because they was asking what to get me should they get me cologne. And I honestly don't have room for no colognes. I just want to get me a gift card to avoid getting T-shirts and tank tops. That's fair. Because I don't want nothing for nobody. People still want to show a nice, kind gesture. Right. But it was flying. It was flying. Mona looked good. Yo, I died at all the names people called you. Oh, yeah. I started with the Joe Dirt. I said Joe Dirt. Oh, shit. That's when you told me that when you came in the door. Yeah. Molly Parton. I called you Molly Parton. And let me say, I think your look absolutely crushed. I don't know what some of them were talking about. You look great. but I love a mullet I love a short hair I think your hair was crazy I think your dress looked great some people don't but I do I think you look absolutely fantastic y'all was the first people I seen when I walked in was you and I think Mark was over there too we was by the bar they was by the bar they was by the bar we was managing some things that was nice too I feel like it was like you know how when you run into people at a party it'd be good to see it was only one person I didn't have like that nice when I first seen them type of thing but that's because he had a line he had a line he was on a speaking engagement he had a line you said he had a line it was a line it was like a meeting mind you when I walked up I'm like okay I feel that yo what is wrong with this show no because you know what I never thought about y'all it's a the person whose birthday is has this big show we're all on it so it's still people that are fans of the show and fans of us in the building so a lot of it I was meeting and greeting people people wanted to say hi people wanted a picture or whatever so when I see him with the eight people on the line I say you know what that's regular you know what I mean nigga on a white suit that is regular you know what I mean he got his drug glasses on let me spin the room and then come back right so I go to Joe Button get to Joe Button Joe Button line is one person short I get Joey kiss quick love you happy birthday oh get that go back there this nigga still has a line and it's not the same people it's a new line it's a new line wait and this nigga really doing his thing he just shot I think he had lip gloss he looked amazing while he called in he walked in the room you know what I mean and I'm like damn I don't want to say hi to my nigga like yo I really want to say hi to my nigga so I rubbed it back again I ended up running around with Poe you a real comedian no no she dead ass I'm so serious this is an actual event y'all don't join into the fucking because I've never seen this nigga in the streets my first time Parks I'm talking to you my first time bumping into this nigga in the streets so I'm trying to you know get the feel of it I don't want to be corny run down what's up nigga you know you know it's holes around you should have brought tickets so I should have period so I do another run it's me and Poe we running around so I'm like I finally see Ish I'm like and I be live to this and I just track run grab the truck and run it and before I got up there two bitches just ducked and jumped in before me and that was that and then I just yelled over to Ish because I was taller because I had heels on I'm like hey Ish they weren't short bitches but they weren't as tall as me I think I'm almost six foot with heels on I'm like hey Ish and then he was like what's up I'm like oh yo you dumb he the only one that said I look pretty and kissed me everybody else was like oh you look so pretty but I'm like it's me that's what you're doing to the public you're going to tell the public that lie you're going to tell the public that lie everything was the truth except for the end yo you're going to tell the public that lie got it you work around boy I didn't know who birthday it was I said man look yo the funny shit Ish be so surprised that people see him and know him he always acts shocked at the fact that somebody that know him seen how he carried it they continue to matter when we acknowledge that yeah you're the man why are you and I'm not I told you my mark today I ain't shooted you and I told you you couldn't help yourself a big part of being the man is not acknowledging but do you alright my question is do you know that you do that or do you think I'm making that up what's that tell me what you mean because I'm not centering you they say I center you too much the the oblivious act to people that know you saying the things that they see like Mona saw me with eight people in a line waiting to speak to me and then she made me another round and there was another new yes that's what I mean because she got me dead to rights yo I keep it good to see you love you you look great keep moving if you don't do that a line will build yeah what Mona's saying is with you it's a lie my nigga that's not a lie yes it is it's just not a lie look back up for a minute it's I'm telling you it's not a lie I'm shooting a mark today but that's not a lie when you go out a line does point I'm not centering you you my man and I love you I don't care that you wore the same shit nigga fuck that bitch that said that Chrysler shit nigga but I'm with you I'm on your side but a line does yeah it's okay you get you are bashful aww do you think you're bashful is that what it is he's bashful he's bashful yo can you be bashful at 50 we see it we see it yo at 50 get the fuck out of here if that's who you are if that's who you are it's not bashful it's not what's the word what's the word what is the word I'm looking for shy bashful all that shit bashful nigga that's the right word I think you didn't look bashful bashful though bashful unless they start I think it's just reserved like it's hey bash hey hold up for a sec Mark bash oh you're right too I can't hold it hey you're right he he he bashful until I mean until until what'd you say Mark go ahead I'm sorry cause cause the bash can leave that's the part that's the part that's not being said bashless the bash the bash left and the fool came out the bash is gone it's gone if you hit nine o'clock at the bar look nine o'clock oh yeah bash out bash left the bash is out the door nigga when that little bow tie was unloose yeah this guy is an idiot anyway I'm chillin' though I'm chillin' though anyway y'all was saying y'all was saying nothing at all man alright good alright good so it's fine we'll have a good time now Philly crew came through yeah they did they came through stepping oh yeah Juice look good Philly look good you look good everybody look good and then and then prompt to and you're doing it too celebration my daughter shut up your niece I gotta talk to you yeah nah nah nah I gotta talk I gotta talk to you fam she might be a party song what's going yeah you trying it look it look like it look like you done spotted an entryway to the family I ain't gonna lie to you we got a sweet lick we got a lick I ain't gonna hold you we got one we got it I was minding my own business that's what I'm saying no listen and it's a genius plan cause my boy is sweet listen it's a genius plan cause my my oldest son the apple don't fall that far my oldest son nah he ain't lying at 25 sweet Vic yo at 25 sweet Vic right here arrow pointing to me he's such a kind man your niece bitch yo Mona's niece and let me tell you something I was busy being engaged like this yo nah I'm glad you're here I waited all week for you to get here hey Tula I got something to say no no listen on Wednesday we gave a little we kept it cute on Wednesday with our little fake review I was waiting for Friday yo I was minding my business being engaged and being on some girl dance shit and my nigga this is why Ice will always have a special spot in my heart Ice came and said yo my boy Ice put me on there's so much shit on my birthday dinner he put me on too well I saw that I saw Ice was feeling good that I saw I saw that Ice was nice Ice was good Ice came to me and said Ice came and said hey I don't want to bother you but look in that corner over there check your son out look at your son look at your son you proud look at your son I saw I looked over and I saw somebody just wrapped around somebody's finger I just saw he's with the baddest thing in there man I saw I saw Mona's ghetto family no stop making making her way now your niece she pretty girl pretty girl and then I remembered that you was hanging out in Philly or Delaware or wherever with my son and your niece was probably there he's coming to the event this weekend he hangs with us just like that he hangs with us we got him we got him we got him now she got me there's nothing I can do no there's nothing you can do that's a smooth move and I got a champion because my boy been at the mercy of some bullshit out there I got a root for this motherfucker she's fucking gorgeous no she is fine she is fine my boy better hold it down my boy better hold it down I ain't gonna lie nigga can I please tell y'all so they're gonna be like dad can I get some money what you need money for Shawnee need a Kia he about to get his car took he don't know I hope your niece don't mind somebody walking I hope your niece know what I'm saying no let me tell y'all so cause at one point they at the bar looking like they got engaged right yes yes yes for sure so I called to the bar and I said and I seen Trey Trey was like he was like he was on his shit he look good he look nice though he did yeah so just me normal demona I get up to Trey close I get in his ear I said you know all these old niggas man you got the baddest thing in here Trey turned around and said I don't know what they problem is I don't know what's wrong with niggas that's just what I do sometimes nigga this one yo I'm gonna smack the shit out of this kid you know what I mean yo I'm gonna kill this kid cause he so calm and laid back but Trey is such a nice guy like even when we go out Trey make sure the girls get out the section all day like he's polite he not he is polite he with us he's home with us a couple times in Delaware that's why that's why he getting his car took him shut up he's the same age as my he's the same age as my niece yeah so they hang sometimes they hang out sometimes it's innocent okay and cause it was his job they met up here bitch and a philly yes they met up here yes plus we had to get them plus ones by any means we do what we do we trying to get up in that motherfucker no she said that was the place to be anybody couldn't come in here no anybody couldn't come in there a few people got snuck in I think I know the ones that snuck in a few people snuck in I've seen a couple I've seen like what the fuck our girl Jamaica was there come on shout out Shout out to Jamaica. Shout out to the whole Seattle. Love to see Jamaica. I'm about to say it again. We trying to schedule. A couple other people was real happy to see Jamaica, too. I got to talk to them. Yeah, a couple of them. I seen it. I seen it all. I seen everything. You really do see everything. People watching is the best shit ever, y'all. It is. It's really the best shit ever. It's all Virgos is doing. When do you rest? Not to be on some horoscope shit. When do y'all rest? A Virgo is just watching shit. Just observing. That don't seem fun to me. Nah, that's the fun of shit. That you don't miss anything ever? It's the psychology of people. It's the study of people, places, things, numbers, patterns. All what's going on. Predictability, likability, probability. Judgability. Yeah, it's the study of science. If you place X and Y, that's all we're doing. It's just looking around and shit. So my girl, let me tell y'all, is super fake mad. For what? Super fake mad. Damn, already? Want some girl dad shit? She is super fake mad. She went to do whatever little, the doctor visit is where they got to see all the parts of the baby. Yeah. Until she went and did that. Just she? Just she? Yeah, real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. I'm busy. I'm busy making millions. Got it. Got you. Don't disrupt my day with this. Don't practice these bullshit. Yeah, yeah. Just take your ass. Don't start my day making a fucking human, bitch. I'm busy making millions, yo. Baby is sandwiched. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, nah, nah, you feel me? Exactly. But anyway, so she go up there and they fucking do the sonogram shit. Baby looks just like me. Do the sonogram. You see it? Yeah. The baby is there. That digital picture. She got the 3D job. Yeah, all that shit. The baby in there being stubborn, not doing nothing. Doctor say, button vibes, number one. But anyway, when they got it, they making the Joe Bud face up. That's what I'm talking about. So she mad. She don't look nothing like this lady. So now you know what that means. You guessed it. A virgin for life. A virgin for life. Y'all can't fuck no girl that look like me. Yeah, right. Are you crazy, nigga? On some G shit. I'm changing the girl dad rule. These niggas. These niggas. You talking about dog can't fuck like that girl? These niggas let people fuck on their kids that look like them. So technically. It's dumb getting fucked. I ain't allowing that shit. Now you can't get no dick. He talking about niggas won't fuck a girl that look like you. Niggas will fuck you. Hash. No. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. I heard them. I heard them. I heard them. I heard them. I heard them. Yeah, nah. Yeah, nah. You don't think that make you a little gay? No. What are you talking about? Like if somebody fuck on somebody that look exactly like you. Sometimes girls be looking like their dads and they be fine, bro. No, no. No, that's not what I'm saying. I think we had that conversation up here before. I'm cool with that, but that make dad a little gay. Oh my god. It does make dad at least half a percent gay. Yeah. Sorry. No, if you look like the dude, it's hard. It's hard. You make everything difficult. Y'all being facetious, you guys. Y'all never did that before. I'm joking around up here. As a matter of fact, the dude-- Bitch can't look too much like her dad. The dude we was talking about earlier, I used to mess with his sister, the basketball player. And we started to talk. And the reason I couldn't take it no further was because she looked like him. That's why I prefer for them to not know their dad. That's what I would do. Because if you actually see the dad next to them, then it's like, all right, OG. I respect you. I ain't going to do that. No, don't. Tap glass. You know, the FaceTime, I looked like, I felt like-- Look, my boy on go. FaceTime. What you say? My boy on go mode. Y'all think this is terrible. He fucking the daughter, the dad, the brothers. My boy don't play. That's what we was on. And like, on the FaceTime, she really looked like dude. I was like, she's attractive. She just looked like, going to call for a screen. I just was like-- All right, unfortunately, I do have to start this podcast. I'm sorry. Oh, a little something, something. We're having too much fun. Sorry. I just found out this girl going around telling people I'm autistic, because she called me. It was like, hey, can I come over that after I leave the bar with my friends and like, hang out? I was like, yeah. And she got here. And the first thing I did was show her my rock collection. And she fell asleep while I was showing her. And I just let her sleep till the morning. And now she go around telling people I'm autistic. And her exact words was, lame ass rock collection. And I just wanted to get on here and defend myself, because she blocked me. First of all, bitch, you're a liar. I'm not autistic. Second of all, ho, this ain't no lame ass rock. If you was really paying attention, you would have known that this dates back prehistoric times. Like, I took this to, like, some geologist, someone who studies geology and like to study rocks and sediment and all that other good stuff. And this has smoky quartz, regular quartz, and amethyst on it. And it dates back to prehistoric humans. Stupid ass holes. I didn't even exist when this was made. And you just mad because I think my rock is cooler than your vagina when it all boils down. I would rather serve you my rock than whip my dick out and take you to pound town. And you're really mad at that. And now you're going around lying and telling people I have a mental-- like, I ain't saying there's something wrong with people with autism. I'm not-- I'm just saying I don't get it. And that's really lame as fuck of you to do. And I didn't know you were that lame. And I'm going around, like, being proud of the fact that I was a gentleman. And, like, I thought I was being sweet. And, like, I folded your clothes for you and, like, sedimented the corn and made sure you had water and stuff. And I'm thinking I'm being sweet as shit the whole time. Like, fuck you, dude. Fuck you, man. Definitely autistic. Definitely that beat those allegations. Yeah, yeah, he got a little bit of a tizzle. No, he got the tizzle. Sorry, ain't nothing wrong with it. I don't know. Still, I'm sure it's a pretty cool rock collection, my brother. That's true. I hate all this rock, man. I ain't mad at nobody with an interesting hobby. Now, go ahead and get in your bag. Mic check, one, two, one, two. And here he goes. Should've been here for the time spent. Rollin' and keep callin'. Fly back with my baby. Shout out to all the real niggas and real niggas out there. Life could be amazing. Shout out to all the Patronis, all the subgroups, and all that. Shout out to all the hate listeners. What's been up? What's been up? What's been up? Shout out to all the Clippers out there. Big Mark, Big Mark. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Always for the ladies. Shout out to all the Virgos out there. So I made a change. Wait a minute. Baby, I don't want to call you up and hit a wrinkle, because it feels like you've got something bad to know. It's silly. I'm just talking through it real tight. No, I miss you. You really want to kiss you all the time. I got a hat up here. What was it? They don't want to hear it. I know. I know. I know. I forgot to tell you. You've never heard a joke, buddy. Your heart that matters. Yes, sir. Big Jersey. Big Jersey. Whole New York City. What's going on out there? The fight is on. I don't know, but you and I always feelin' like my best Feelin' like my best Wait up, wait up, ayy When these feelings get expressed, you know I'm nonchalant Again, shout out to all the kids back at school and all that Shout out to the teachers and all that My girl think I don't see the motherfuckin' Alpine fuckin' grift is happenin', boy Well, we got a big sale comin' up, uh Oh, we got some Girl Scout cookies Before it was official, still treat you like you mine We had one good night, and I made it all the time, yes, it's true You made for me, I made for you I know what's ups and downs, everything ain't gon' be smooth Baby, I don't wanna call you up and hit a ring Cause it feels like you got somethin' bad to know It's silly, I'm just talkin' through it real tight Know I miss you, really wanna kiss you All the time where else where else joey would you have him going so great oh you've never heard of joe bun shout all the headdresses out there oh brooklyn brooklyn brooklyn All right, I'm going to sing this first verse. Y'all figure out where y'all want to start this thing. Figure out what's of most importance to y'all. Hot takes, hot takes, hot takes. Here it goes. If I'm with you, don't you worry. I'm going to make you crazy. I'll give you the time of your life. I'm going to take you places you've never been before. Yo, shout out to all my engaged people out there. Man, I can't forget about y'all. Yo, y'all still welcoming me with open arms out there. I appreciate it. It feels good. Shout out to all the married people out there. Here it goes. Yeah, I'm good. I'm pretty happy, too. I don't know how I feel about the kids being in school, traffic being back. But when you drop their little asses off, it's worth it. Yo, you really noticed the difference. Well, now that I'm involved that way, yeah. Like, I was putting all that shit on mom, but the judge said I got to go. Yo, what's wrong? Judge. Yo, what's I had to do? Flip my own world upside down. Yo, you know what? Maybe to the nigga that got a driver. Holy shit. No, to the nigga that got a driver. Yo, look what people are out here doing in the morning, yo. Caring to their kids. Hey, making lunch, some people. Yo. Every day. Yeah, don't say that. Making lunch. Yeah, nigga. Not me and my fiancee sending the kids right off. Hey, eat the beer that they give you. You got to make breakfast in the morning. Oh, shit. Before school. Oh, that means you got to wake up on time to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, hell. How much? How much? Here you go. Ice, you're a better dad than me, nigga. I don't care about what you're saying. You make breakfast and lunch? We make breakfast and lunch. Oh, y'all are amazing. I do, too. Y'all are amazing parents. They bitches. Every day. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm talking shit. You make breakfast and lunch every day? Yeah. Wow. That's dope. And he's still acting like that. And grateful. You thought that was behavior? Was that because of starvation? You mean to tell me he's at risk? He gets every need met. That's right. In the middle of the day. Yo, damn. God damn, boy. Yo, you stupid, bro. This nigga's a nut. I dropped him off here. There's only four of the kids in this class. I'm starting to get suspicious. Oh, shit. Yeah, the class has gotten smaller each of the last two years. I don't know. The class got smaller, too? Mm-hmm. I'm worried. You made too much money. Oh, is that what it is? I mean, that's one theory. That's one theory. One theory. I chose B. Look, I didn't want to go to the other one. There's B, which is your kid is an absolute terror. I didn't want to go to the other one. He's killing me. He's killing these kids. And the school going to get him off. Not that class. Right there. No him? Put him over there. Yeah, because they said he was in 13, and then we went to class 13, and they was like, oh, no, no. He's in 13A, which is A. Oh, there's a letter involved? That can't be great. It can't be. It can't be. I'm concerned. Advanced placement. Uh-huh. Anyway, Big Parks is here. Elmira's fine. Big Parks is in the building. Who's poppin'? Who's poppin'? Poe is here. Corey's here somewhere, probably texting his lady. Fucking Erickson is here. I don't know if I saw. I was going to say Vaughn Tanner is here by remote. Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you very important people out there are here. Hopefully, everyone is doing good, feeling good, smelling good, and busy being great. What's up? Where do y'all want to start, man? Takes galore today. I think we start right at the top of the board there. Big Pab? Yeah, man. Big Pablo? Yeah, let's get to it. It's a terrible week for Clippers. Let's get to it. Let's see what you did. Clippers part three. You didn't wear that Clippers shirt today, did you? No. Yo, so Pablo, I mean, it depends on how you look at this, but the NBA announced- Pablo won. That they made a- Big win. A huge determination in the whole Clippergate thing, the Kawhi Leonard scandal. The Clippers were fined, well, they were taken, five picks were taken from them. Five or six picks over the next five years or whatever. Huge, $30 million fine for the owner, in addition to him being banned from the- This is the Joe Biden podcast. Do him like LimeWire. That's what LimeWire used to do. Got to talk through it. I hate to say it. Go ahead. But yeah, the owner's out for a year. Also, the team president suspended- Got to go. Without pay, six months, I think. This is big. Yeah, this is the biggest fine they've ever dished out. $30 million fine. The fine is nothing. That's the biggest fine I can remember in sports. Punishment-wise. It's the biggest punishment. Punishment, excuse me. The five picks. That's the biggest I've seen. The five picks is killer. Yeah. The five picks is 10 times more than the fine. Yo, dog. $30 million to him. He don't even know it's gone. The fines are- I mean, the draft pick fine is a monster. Your five first picks for the next five years is crazy. And then the ban. So, you talking to somebody that $145 billion, my nigga. Like, yo, you can't come here in the stadium that you took $2 billion of your own money to build, and you're not allowed on the premises? And it's not the next five picks. It's not the next five picks. That, you might be able to digest. No, the next five first round picks. No, it's not the next. Yes, it is. They shout out the years. Pull it up. It didn't start in 27. No, because some of the trades that they made, they lose some of them. Yeah, it didn't start in 27. That's why the little meme was going around. Like, the Clippers' next draft pick is just entering the fourth grade. Oh, yeah. So, it's 20, 29, 20, 30, 20, 31, 32, and 33. That's not your next. Also, 28. That's what I'm saying. They missed the 28 one. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. And it's upcoming. But it's consecutive. They probably don't have the 28 pick. Yeah, they probably don't have the 28 pick. Yeah, probably don't got the pick from the SG. One of the trades that they've made, you know they made a bunch of trades, but that's the killer part. Because that means that it's kind of putting your franchise in a deficit for the next seven years. You know what I'm saying? Like, yo, y'all might not get help from nowhere for the next seven years, which is killing me. Y'all going to go back to the L.A.B. team. What do you mean, back to? I'm just saying they've been competitive. The Clippers of old, we olders, the Clippers of old used to be a fucking joke. They're barely believed. And so now y'all potentially put your franchise back in that realm. Yeah. And I think, again, a shot to the ego is you can't come in the stadium. You can't be around any basketball operations. I think that's the biggest thing. Or league meetings. He's made it from all league meetings. Before I get to the ramifications of the Clippers, I got to start this with Saluting Pablo. Yeah, you got to. Yes. I have to start this with Saluting Pablo on Saturday. Once I'm just, this is like, we get it as investigative journalism, but this felt like just old school throwback. Detective work. Yeah, detective work. Me against the machine, not just the machine of the NBA, but the machine of the NBA and all of its partners, right? Because ESPN was getting fed all of that fake Clipper news, and they was coming out, and they was standing on that. Yeah. So to be able to go back and forth with your former employer. Yeah. And be on the right side of it, and have all of this happening because of your work, it's fire, man. Yeah. It is. Justice is in the land. And to just stay committed to it that way, right? There was a million chances for him to get off of the trail. Yeah. He was like a dog with a bone. He's still on it. He is. He's still doing it. Unfortunately. Is he safe? Why is that unfortunate? Because I see him saying stuff about the Knicks. That's why. I was about to say, yesterday he said, he was asked directly if he was going to be on the Jalen Brunson hunt. Yeah. He said, kind of on the record, off the record, that he is, right? He said, if I were, I would be leaning on my reporting and da-da-da-da-da. But the implication was that he's about to investigate Jalen Brunson's arrival in New York. And I would be truly disappointed in that if we weren't the NBA champions. Go ahead and look. Fine. Whatever, nigga. We want it. They ain't taking the ring back. We want it. We want it already. Jalen Brunson was a huge part of that. Hey, did something fishy go on? Actually, in that case, right? If he finds something great, because Pablo's that dude. But in the case of the Knicks. The Knicks, I think, is just a huge fumble by Mark Cuban. They had every opportunity to sign Jalen Brunson. The father went over there to work with us. I mean, you've seen the game. You've seen, what do you think is happening over here? And he's looking into the Dodgers now, too, right? I saw something floating around with him looking into Magic and the Dodgers and all that situation. Oh, yeah. Magic Johnson. As far as the Clippers, I'm with Ish. $30 million to Steve Ballmer. You don't even know it's gone. Yeah. It's not too big of a thing. He's going to feel those. 25 draft picks. For sure. And you staying away from the team for so long. You feel that. The other interesting part is it looks like how the Clippers went about it versus how Kawhi went about it are on two separate sides of the fence. Hey, hold on. How much money he got? $145 billion. My nigga, I'm going to get the Mission Impossible mask, nigga. Change the voice, everything. Get the little voice strip. They be like, yo, who's this new guy in the front row? I'm going to be at the game. I'm going to find a way at the game. That's what I think. Again, you talking to somebody. He won't be at the game. That could do whatever they want. Well, nobody related to him going to be at that game. Okay. I don't know what you're talking about. You got TV. Go ahead and play with them if you want. The pow pow is a courtesy. This being a pow pow. It depends on how competitive he is, yo. I think that, because again, we had this conversation before. You better not show your face around this facility. All owners don't really care about winning. I think he cares about winning. And that's why he tried to circumvent the rules. So I don't got to be the L.A.B. team no more. So I think that all the shit with the draft picks and all that is a shot to his ego. Because I want to be the best of the best. I've always been the best of the best. So y'all are preventing that. Having your name attached to the biggest punishment in league history is a shot to your ego. Not being able to come to your stadium. A lot of that shit is just ego shot. Like, all right, the 30 mil. Cool. I might not miss it. But it's 30 mil because of this? It just hit a little thing. I mean, a lot of it may be what y'all are saying. But you're going to feel. I'm taking one of your assets that you paid for and you just spent all of this money to build a new building for. And I'm essentially freezing it. No, I'm saying that I think that's not the 30 million point. I'm not talking about that. I'm just talking about essentially freezing one of his assets that he just purchased and spent all this money on. I'm not allowing it to grow because of that shit that you did. The franchise and the stock of the franchise is going to take a step back. That has to have dollars and cents. Ramifications? Yeah, 100%. Probably much more. worth the 30 million dollars oh yeah somebody that got that much this is what i'm saying we all in agreement but when you look at his net his net worth yeah he don't know it took a hit whether i got let's say he can sell the clippers right now for 10 billion dollars uh-huh right he probably can't too that's let's say i got 155 now he don't know that my nigga your statement says 145 billion dollars 155 billion it ain't no difference in what the fuck my life it i don't know that happened the shot is you can't come on the premises man you can't drive in the parking lot that's the shot you get what i'm saying are you telling somebody what they can't do that has the keys to the world that's the shot to me yeah because them niggas usually don't have no no ain't no no well and and then somebody like pablo was able to sniff this out on his own how great were you at hiding whatever you were hiding pablo had again the work that went into this with him speaking of whistleblowers people that used to work there people that were willing to be on record to even say something about it it's over a year of work i'm blown away by it in a year i am absolutely blown away that this was the result from from what he did as a journalist i mean this is like the ultimate dream you have i mean the pulitzer itself is probably enough of a award he won yeah he won a pulitzer for this uh for the audio uh podcast related to this coverage he's won all the awards but i think a lot of time and some people do their work for awards people do it for the money some people do it for the clout some people do it for all of them um but when you see like a concrete outcome of your shit like you actually change a policy or you change a result especially if you think you're on the right side of history man that shit is amazing i want to see what he does next outside of the knicks of course that should be the top agenda item uh yeah the knicks will probably be next and then the sixers no no i mean we'll see you got la business probably the sixers after that there's no sixer business oh plenty of sixer business after that i don't see anything i mean we'll see we'll let the investigative journalists get to it when ishka bibbles goes global lebron come out as a 78 owner of ishka bibbles we're gonna know something yeah it's fine that's fine this is it's all good y'all said something earlier that i didn't quite i'm not sure i agree with but i have no place to know y'all said that his money 30 million dollars is something that he wouldn't notice or he said that it said that right yeah i don't agree with that i was like i just i feel like that's still a lot of money yeah you might not feel it but you don't nobody on paper when somebody has 150 billion with a b dollars bro 30 million he could do that and he could lose that in a day he could literally in the stock market lose that amount of money in a day and so no he don't feel it so it's two things one does he feel does he feel it and two does he notice it i think you've got that much money you know no and no really bro i'm not qualified i'm not trying to be funny and i want to hear i want both of y'all to expound on your side if if you lost a hundred dollars you don't know it's gone not trying to be a dick i'm being serious and pardon me to anybody out there if anybody in this room loses a hundred dollars we don't know it's gone that's damn you moaning ice would know yeah they're not trying to be funny took that 150 from you you felt the same oh yeah i took a little punk ass 150 from a millionaire nigga got to talk about an episode for episode let's be real you get what i'm saying because i ain't used to nobody touching the money so his net worth is really on paper it's just a number that changes on a paper his life don't change he can't not buy certain things he can't not go certain places his his money fluctuates so rapidly and so drastically he don't know this is what i'm saying so you think you think when you think when they came back and said it's the 30 mil he was like all right like like that's like the entry level of the fine because again the the franchise is going to lose value no i'm not talking about that part we just we're sitting down on 30 million it's more than 30 no he don't know that's gone all right mark i get that he doesn't feel it like if i lost a hundred dollars i wouldn't feel it if i lost a thousand dollars i wouldn't feel it exactly but i would damn sure notice it and care because it's enough money i would notice and care and i and i and i think that and this might be a better you wouldn't care about a hundred dollars wait i want let me finish i'm not sure i wouldn't see what i'm saying but but but i i do think sometimes it's not just apples to apples like i think 30 million dollars is just so much money you still care about it and you've ego principle and it's just real money and if you've got that much money you value money a lot um yeah it doesn't affect his life at all i agree with you on that my queen that is like a parking ticket or something right so that's like a hundred dollars right it's not necessarily the amount of money and how it relates to however much money you have it's the manner in which you lose money so you feel it that's why you feel it that's a different conversation we were talking about financially he don't feel it again i said it's a shot to his ego i said all of the other stuff yeah i'm talking about financially for somebody that's worth 150 billion dollars rounding it off to it's not gonna feel 30 million they just not no feel no i think we all agree you don't realize it don't affect your lifestyle but i do think you know yes you know and i think you really care and i think you really as a business owner if your business that you invested all this money and maybe it's a passion project starts to lose a bunch of value you're gonna be tight about that yeah that's and i guess that's where i'm on mark's side of this i agree with your sentiment different conversation let me finish i agree with what you're saying about he don't see it i think that's different from not noticing it i think because you lose that nut the implications of what the next nut looks like you would have to be aware of it totally different conversation i'm not disagreeing that's why i'm saying i'm sure he noticed it he lost the money because this is the first pound than the actual money yeah exactly it's the first you lose 30 million on the first pow pow you got to be looking at what that next one might look like if you get caught doing some shit and judging by what pablo was saying they caught them in a lot yes they caught them in a lot and nobody got to be happier than kawaii we talk about slaps on the wrist yeah yeah he got off we got that no but he's still he's still coming for kawaii who's still coming for kawaii pablo pablo why because he posted the signature on the country like yo dog he got off scot-free almost and said i had no knowledge i had no knowledge of this what's seven hundred thousand dollars to kawaii leonard that's a lot of money a decent amount of money for i'm not doing this with them yeah what's i don't think kawaii got hit for anything no i don't think it was especially because of what they say he got here how much money did kawaii leonard make off the books in your opinion so i'll tell you factually what i know and what i don't so aspiration has a total value of 48 million dollars now let's bring in the other companies right boingo wireless of course which is just funny because of course the wireless provider of the intuitome is kawaii leonard payments god damn of course daktronics operator is of course locked in insurance oh my gosh on the construction of the dome is doing the same thing damn those three companies according to the nba's investigation through 2021 guaranteed 18 million dollars to kawaii leonard so doing the math at 66 million dollars only through let's call it 2022 he resigns with the clippers as i've said before on my show in january of 24 for a discount a discount less than the max why and what happened there and so you're at 66 million plus i've told the story the beginning of it around the rhode island football club started an llc in which he got secret undisclosed equity the week before he signed the extension and i ask as always what else was there and i have a feeling as always that there is more and that's why i'm not an investigative journalist because all that just sounded to me like kawaii has been cooking yeah yeah yeah so seven so again 700 grand to kawaii leonard that just made whatever he made with the clippers made whatever he made back door from all these other entities plus his endorsement deals with new balance etc etc cool 700 grand dropping a bucket okay again it's a small amount but it goes you you said a hundred dollars right i was thinking about this if joe said i'm going to find everybody anytime we're late i'm going to find everybody or anytime you use our phone on the show we find a hundred dollars we all could afford a hundred dollars but i would feel i would feel that shit every time i would every time i did it it would still hurt me not because i can't afford it but because to park's point how i lost it like the why of it matters and at some point that that number is enough that i start thinking damn what could i have done with that quad if he if kawaii lost seven hundred thousand dollars tomorrow he wouldn't notice it and it wouldn't change his lifestyle but i think that i think that's a pretty stiff fine and i think it matters i'm on the other side of that now because if i only got fine this but i did all this sneaky shit and made me a shit ton of money and y'all only caught me and charged me that but you know i agree with that but but i don't think that's the point of the punishment i think the the point of the punishment is to punish the owners and the team clippers yeah but they had to do something to him so you say we say him the same thing kawaii leonard fuck bomber or got a slap on the wrist. One of my peoples told me, um it's a girl she did of course she got she got sent to the feds and she did 13 out of 18 month sentence but she made a couple million dollars she said dog i'd do it 10 out of 10 times because outside in the real world i would have never been able to make this amount of money to have me and my family free forever i would do it 10 out of 10 times so if kawaii leonard made 40 million dollars and only got fined 700 grand out of the money who the fuck like that but the difference is is it legal for you to be in contact with her yeah yes i ain't no felon all right just say all right go yo okay drug dealer drug kingpin yeah 200 million he makes yeah along with the little sentence well what along with the sentence is a restitution fine yeah of two million call it two million saying is the risk worth the reward yeah i get it i get it you take that what i'm saying is unlike the drug kingpin or your home homegirl friend platonic um they're this target of it i'm saying in kawaii's case it's a significant fine for somebody who's not the target of it because because they were going to somebody else and and the person who they're not even trying to get still got hit with 700 i'm saying it's a lot for for his role in this if barbara got hit with 700 i wouldn't be saying spirer not just it's not the they're the target i don't think so i don't think so either i don't think so that's that's why i don't how i want the pressure and this is what we gotta do that together this is what pablo is now saying is that it's not the target of it because they're not the target of it because they're not saying pablo got all of these paper today recently saying yo kawaii said he had no knowledge and or any involvement here's his docusign signature here's this now now he's going through all of these contracts where kawaii allegedly signed on the bottom line so you can't say and then at the bottom you know how contracts will say um under the penalty of perjury i read all of this and i'm signing under my own yes free will yeah he signed it i think both things can be true i think he could be aware of what's going on but not the target of all these fucking no we didn't know i said i don't think he's i don't think he's like innocent like he doesn't know anything he's just oblivious and above all of that but i i do think that to me and he's the way to manage this situation as a journalist and as a league is to punish heavy the teams and the owners that participate in it it's also just strategically you don't want to get the nba players association in it you don't want to get all you don't want to make create ill will with the with the union i think the target should be on the billionaires i think your target should be on the owners i think the target should be on the gms i think the target i'm not in disagreement with that yeah yeah so i'm saying in light of that i'm okay with what what kawaii got that's all i'm saying and if you're the other owners you tight too because like are you doing it no not that that they're doing it that if my opponent my competitor is cheating yeah i want him to get fucking back yeah can i ask you a question is he safe is pablo safe yeah except unless he's near ish i don't know because this wasn't the only person disgusted by him i'm sure he's not the only person that's grossed out by that or i mean interest if you a team that you know you had a whole bunch of bullshit going on you you biting on your nails right now right because it's a little niggas on some shit yeah right so is he i mean if you did something wrong i'm saying the sixes name next year is he safe like what would they say that far he's safe though he's safe i think he's safe i mean i'm not just gonna speak for niggas he came up here and said that he's received threats from people and companies so i'm not just gonna call him safe i don't know what he could be going through that's fair i know people that are texting and emailing and saying things diehard clippers fans that must exist alone people with interests involved that are going to lose a big shit and i ain't gonna lie if i'm pablo this whole thing and and its findings have made me that nigga amongst my peers yeah i guess i'm him amongst my peers have i seen lioness yeah tell me more period exclamation point i'm slow right now so i don't have time but yeah this makes me that dude amongst my peers i see everybody and they mother clamoring for a pablo interview hey tell us how you did this what you saw how you put this together what made you stay on the fact fired from espn that's really the cherry the icing on the cake the interviews that you're doing the award tour with muhammad my man you did it in the name of journalism you ain't do it in the name of clout so now you're gonna be on every tv station in the world that's not that's not fair is you gotta stop that's not fair stop you can you can do something in the name of journalism which is his right i'm not saying but once once the result is in yeah it's like we can't just say clout chasing going on if you win a grammy or an mvp yeah you're gonna go around and do interviews and like that's not clout yeah i don't think that's clout chasing fuck that a pulitzer you want a bunch of attention before so if you want why you can't just say yo i don't like what he did i did but i see and i'm sitting here with an objective opinion i'm saying that's the fines and all that i'm not mad at these niggas that got fined but he got the i never knock i said what was the end goal oh wham that's what i said from day one when he was here what's your end but i guess we're looking for now this kind of niggas is exaggerating what i'm saying i didn't say none of that about what you said i got the fucking seven zillion dms yo look you you you you mad now you're gonna but i'm apologizing to him he was right i never said he was wrong i said what's your goal in doing this and again y'all got the punishments handed down he's now going forward with kawai as if he's trying to get more punishment for kawai as if his punishment wasn't enough you are a journalist you're not a judge so you don't determine what somebody's punishment is the nba does but part of my but part of the journalism it wants kawai come out and say i'm not a judge i'm not a judge i'm not a judge i'm not a i have no knowledge of this if i think this nigga's lying i got the evidence to say he does and so why you ain't gotta sit here a lot now you're lying so i'm not a judge my job was to present the evidence and i'm still presenting evidence to the nba they have it my job is to present the evidence to the nba the nba hands down its ruling cool they handed down a ruling i think i'm not gonna go say yo i don't feel that parks got enough punishment so now let me do but i don't think that's what happened you messed up you messed it up his job wasn't to present anything to the nba his job just reporting on what he found to the public whatever evidence i'm sorry so that's my job to report the nba saw my investigation they acted on it kawai comes out and says something that i know is wrong or a lie or contradictory to information i got my investigation my job is still going at that point the second you come out and say hey i ain't know that no yes you did yes you did here's the evidence yo there's this if somebody else is involved then they say i ain't got nothing to do with that so you don't think the nba saw kawai's signatures it's not about the nba he's not a detective ice you he's not looking he's not in court trying to prove kawai wrong in the court of law to determine more punishment for him i think he's just trying to give the public more information because if kawai comes out to the public and says x is true and he's like no it's not true it's actually what yeah i don't know why i don't come out don't say nothing i don't think he puts that out and i don't necessarily think it's i think it's okay to do interviews or or to take your applause i mean he won't appeal to this year um for this thing and now fire and now they're coming out with a with a decision today or yesterday you know saying your your work basically led to this outcome i think it's reasonable to give interviews about it and go around and talk about it take your lap yeah take your lap i'm not cool yeah i don't think that's cloud chasing his arms i think it's i think that's normal i don't think yeah i think this has to be one of the biggest accomplishments in his career yeah i mean i don't know if he's doing it like that i think it's one of the biggest accomplishments in sports journalism yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe i don't know if there's a maybe about it this is a pretty big one yeah this is this is a pretty big one in my lifetime this is the biggest i can i can't i can't even think of one maybe the um you know what else in my roles there's the gambling and there's steroids donahue donahue donahue donahue's a big one and donahue might be the one those those are all the olympic doctor that was doing all that shit that was bad oh yeah what's up there yeah it's in the conversation and it's exciting in that room it's dope i'm not i'm one day i do want us to revisit lambs on armstrong now that we older and know the truth wait which part what are you really doing what's he taking what he was cheating his ass we should revisit that he was doing what you're doing what am i doing cheating i don't know if he was cheating the way that people that that they said he was cheated framed him as cheating and made him look i don't know about that i think the olympic committee is just way more uh the the tour de france or whatever it is i think how they painted what he did versus what he did now that we older and time has passed i just think it should be under review i'm not saying what he did wasn't wrong but what they said he did versus what he did this might be another one of louis ck things i got a 10 second question before we go to journalism how because we were talking about uh the owner and how much money he don't notice notice what amount would you notice a dollar the real number like you like we all agreed 100 we wouldn't notice what's the number for you well i see a random 50 dollars out there what the fuck is this i'm gonna look i'm not y'all what's your number money bags fuck y'all talking about don't do that man i still don't my nigga i still live in the real world i've literally it's a true story i've literally found money in my pants or money in my closet that i didn't know was missing and it was in the thousands of dollars before like oh shit like okay you've never walked and had money in your pants your sweatpants thousands of dollars Not thousands, no. Legal people usually don't have cash. We was about to say, that's a different industry. You in a different industry. Just stop talking about your cash and some drug dealer shit. That's never happened to me. Look at you fronting. It's cool. Never happened to me. Yo, you'll go in an old jacket and find mad money in the jacket. Like, oh shit. Find a couple dollars and never have thousands. OG jacket from 10 grand just sitting there. No! And I empty my pockets when I get in the car. Most legal people don't have cash like laying around. Normal, regular, working class people don't. They don't have a dollar cash. Maybe a pile of ones. I'm a normal, working class person. You're not normal. So how could you find $13,000 randomly? Who said $13,000? What was the number? How much was it? At one time, it was $3,200. And I found it. Yeah, you was selling coke. You found it. No, we're selling cocaine, my nigga. Back in the day. Back in the day, you used to sell a little powder. It's crazy up here. How much for you? Huh? How much for you? Honestly. Honestly. Ones. Clunky with us. $40,000 and up. Okay. That's an honest answer. And Mona? If you misplaced like $8,000, if it was a misplaced $7,000, $8,000, you might not know what was going on. I'm not trying to be funny. I'm being serious. Yeah, no. And that's why I'm starting out to like Mike. I found out what I was paying my driver every week the other day. He was confused. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. What Mark said? Nothing, man. Now it's time for a battle. What Mark said. I'm on Mark's ass. What Mark said. Mark be going too far, man. And then I don't catch you until the playback. What Mark said. Mark going to ask him. Oh, and he says $40,000. Then how about you, Mona? Well, anything I say after that is going to sound fucked up. Well, I asked you first. But then you ain't answering me. So I had to ask you. That's irrelevant to you. Yeah. Yeah, fuck that. And Ice is lying, too. Ice is not going to notice $50 missing. No, the new question was, what's the most you've ever stumbled across that you lost? I don't know who you think you're talking to. That's where it kind of went. But yeah. Selling drugs. Yes, I've done that. Selling drugs. But not as a regular bitch. No. I don't stumble across money as a fucking podcaster. No, if it was gone, you wouldn't notice it was gone. Oh, that one. Yeah. I mean, I was being facetious. I think what you said is true. Like, $100,000, you might not flip out. I ain't talking about that. You know? I hate to say that. I don't like nobody getting the wrong idea when I say this stuff. I'm just trying to fit in. Yo, I hate to break it to you. You know if you do everything to a T that someone will get the wrong idea? True. That's a fact. If you do everything exactly the way you want to do it, somebody will get the wrong idea. That's so true. I don't get it, y'all. If you are as politically correct as you could possibly be, somebody's going to still find fault. No, when I said that, I don't want motherfuckers that I love to think like that. They're going to think I got bread. I know what you mean. They're going to think that no matter what you say. I'll be sleeping up here sometime. They think that regardless. Yeah, they're going to think I'm rich. No. I got vans on. I got vans on. Look at the difference in vans. You see the vans, the difference? $40. Rich. I ain't got no money. That's the longest running chairman show business, boy. People that work up here with these shits, y'all get off. Wait, what you mean? He don't have no money. He ain't got no money. Absolutely. Me and Ice are fucked up. That's right. We all struggling. Me and Ice learn to loan. Me and Ice keep loaning the same $35. I can't. I can't. There's other people on these couches besides you and Ice. That ain't got it we talking about. We talking about the ones that don't have. We talking about the have-nots. The have-nots. The have-nots. That's me and my boy. They got it right. It's them. It's us. Hey, I can't argue. Loan and rent is more than my mortgage. Hey, now. Project. What is we doing? Project. Oh, wait. We telling the truth today? Come on, now. No. No. No. Because that's why I let Mark off the hook in that last part. Stop, bro. At the truth. Please, y'all. We can speak the truth. Just not on Patreon. Let's do it on your main. Yeah. Let's keep it under 30. Y'all get the tripping. He's so stupid, man. Now it's time for my favorite part of the show. Project. Oh, man. This dick is a. Drive-thru is going to have to wait because Mona is acting crazy. Listen. Mona is suggesting wild things. I think it's a great idea. I think it would be amazeballs if we did it again around New Year's. I love New Year's. I'm sure you do, too. We could do it all over again. Another place. Another spot. Same kind of thing. Because I said to myself, how much did this nigga really spend? He winning like a motherfucker. Right? Making millions of dollars. Bro. Right. I don't even know it's gone. He's been partying. He don't know. I knew it was gone. Mind you, I was carrying the money, y'all. For two months, too. I had the back end, the front end. You felt it. It was August and September. Yes. We knew it was gone. There wasn't no sirloin on the motherfucking table, man. Oh, no. It was grade-A meat, man. Balls. I'm telling you. Big, thick slices of carrot cake on the walkout. That shit was good, too. Cream cheese icing, nigga. Not none of that cheap shit that your grandmama done made. I ain't eat one piece of cake. So did you figure out. You missed out, nigga. Yo, nah, they was trying to force the fucking sweets on me. I was like, get that shit out of here. You spent so much money that night. Did you figure out how much it cost? Um, no. You know what? When shit is out of my Rolodex, I don't know. I got the ad and shit up, and then it was like. What? Carried a one? Yeah, it was too much. I will say, because a couple of the waiters was like, hey, I served you. I just wanted to say I'm a big fan. But, bitch, you knew not to say that that night. You didn't play that, did you? Oh, they hit you on the DMs? Yeah, that shit was lit. Niggas was on Mona's body in that party. Fuck what the internet talking about, all that Dolly Parton shit. You know, the internet's not real for them. Yeah, in real life, niggas is trying to smash Mona. Niggas think that shit is it. You got some offers? I don't know. I mean, I mean. What you said? What you said? Any prospects? I was going to say, any prospects? No, I didn't get my phone number. Some prize picks? I didn't know whose was whose. Don't make Darius, man. What's homeboy name? Oh, Nature Boy. Dude, it was on the FaceTime. Whatever. Yeah, yeah. Don't make him, man. Why you ain't bring him? You told us both. Yo, you special, bro. That's what you got to tell us here. That is some Joe Button shit. That is what? That is the stamp of some Joe Button shit. Word. Because you said you weren't going to bring him. The girl said, can I bring my plus one? You said, yeah, plus where? I just wanted to shit on y'all. I told you and Mona to bring your partners out. Thanks. First of all, that's not my partner. Yes, it is. She texted you. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. She asked this nigga four times, can I bring my plus one? You definitely told Mona. Hey, Mona. You told her, fuck out of here. Yo, this nigga said, you not bringing nobody. Yes. This nigga is insane. Did I say that to you, too? No. No. What that got to do with me? I'm checking. That's fucked up. Because then I would have been mad. He didn't just say no. He was like, bitch, why the fuck you think I gave you a list of who you could bring? And I'm like, you pick my plus one? Nah, Darius could have came, yo. Oh, my God. Nah, for real. Hey, Darius. Yo, Darius. That's the bullshit. Next year, you could come. Because, man, I feel like my birthday dinner is the event for couples. Nigga, he's not making it the next year, bro. That nigga's not coming. This was his time. And he ruined that for that boy. Yeah, right. Two more leg shakes. Yup. You're going to buy that nigga a condo. Yo got me fucked up. Two more. Nah. That's hate, too. Nah, it is. It's just jealousy. That's hate. That's support hate. That's that support hate. Not even remotely close. But do you think you're a pro at support hate? No, because I'm not a hater, Joe. No, support hate. To be support hate, you got to be hater. I hear what you're saying. Have you ever given a girl advice, like, to stay with her dude, but you still fucked? Absolutely. We all have. All right, then. We all. You always get the we all. Don't leave that. Hey, you always get the we all. Yo, don't leave that. Look, now you want some death. Fuck you talking about? Now you want some death. Joe, you not. We all. Who's done it the most? 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All right, what needs our attention? what needs our attention are we going to the DeBarge boys are we going to the DeBarge boys we got to Chico and James yeah I'll find a DeBarge record it's not even hard to find y'all go ahead I love they voices man I guess nobody ever when Chico came home from jail put that album out that nigga had yo he had DeBarge he was it yeah did Chico have drug problems yes no right yeah it's him too his last name DeBarge that's what he said yo when you know about the type when you know the type of upbringing they had like they're survivors all of them cause like they had a rough life yeah people don't get raised that way and have better outcomes than that you know what I mean if you think about it that mother I don't really know much about that I mean they were abused their father was super abusive I'm not trying to be funny I didn't know that I'm telling you but their father was extremely abusive they were all already brought up in a multicultural home in like the 70s which was already difficult enough the mic in the mic turn your head this way in the mic cause it sounds faint is why put your head put your mouth this nigga's a control freak it's that version I mean it'd be nice grab the mic grab the mic put your mouth right there pause the microphone but I'm just saying I don't like that oh god alright pause then okay um it was a it was a multicultural family anyway back then but their father was extremely extremely abusive and the mother had blinders on the whole time so nobody stood up for them nobody protected them it was just and what was it like 8, 7 of them there's a bunch of them I don't know the number 7 or 8 but I know Chico had like meth issues heroin issues cocaine issues he's been he's had a lot of drug issues and a lot of arrests over the years Chico had the most recent run because like he said when he came home he had that run in the 90s he had the most recent run out of all of them but still legends and all that but real they just yeah I feel bad for them I feel bad for them man when I see these drug arrests I hate if you get pulled over doing harm to people I feel differently but if you get pulled over just high or getting high you know I always feel I always feel bad for them because I know they're struggling and it's a family struggle well yeah slow down slow down slow down but I'm not gonna let y'all do that y'all I'm not gonna let I'm not letting y'all do that I'm starting to hear what you're about to say it wasn't just somebody they got told or was in a whatever the fuck you just said that that that ain't what'd you just say he said pulled over high pulled over high yeah no no no no no no no enough of that enough of that and you can hurt somebody while high you can and unintentionally hurt somebody get your ass off the road okay you can unintentionally hurt somebody while high but no other drug kills more people than alcohol so let's please get off our high but you give you because people actually kill people drunk but if you're drunk driving you're getting the same shit you're getting the same judgment from me look at the numbers and look at the comparison we're putting them in the same boat though I'm just saying we're not trying to say one is better than the other okay okay they're in the same car they are in the same car although I get where Mark was coming from I'm just talking about my sympathy because yeah because alcohol is such a common thing but let's I don't want to get thrown off to y'all are throwing me off with this PC politically correct shit that y'all want to argue about I'm just arguing with Mark said not we saw a car pulled over on the highway see cause I read this story and was like see now that sounds like some fun if you're on coke yeah no no no the bar just had it right hit the drop oh yeah let me hit the drop yeah let me hit the drop word where's my drop here we go okay now okay now I'm gonna make a disclaimer that I don't want to make I have struggled with cocaine but I'm well past that first of all if we see one of our favorite black cocaine families honor is to be given at the door a salute these brothers is still alive wait we don't have favorite cocaine families we don't have yes we definitely do have favorite cocaine families oh for sure yes we do maybe you don't know them you know some of them we have favorite cocaine the barges is one of them it wasn't just somebody who was pulled over on the road Burbank police 1.30 a.m. saw a tow truck a Tahoe towing another truck damn wait no plates on either vehicle and somebody yes yes hey buddy not only are you getting pulled over but I think there's illegal substances in the vehicle somewhere now on the flip side of that if you on some shit why not that sounds like fun fun as a motherfucker oh super fun yo let's see if this car can tow that car let me see if I can tow that car I'm gonna tell you all right but sit over there damn that's bullshit yo I ain't driving I can't catch the DUI yo you're in the jam you in a tough spot hit the corner real fast what can I make sure so there's nobody in the driver's seat of the Tahoe that's towing the other car no somebody's in the driver's seat of the Tahoe and the other thing of the car that's getting towed is sitting in that car too he has to make sure it stays attached they were arrested in Burbank early Friday on suspicion of drug possession see I want to get on the cops but I would have been suspicious of drug possession too if I saw this this is so fucked up Burbank police pulled him over at 1.30am after spotting a Chevy Tahoe driven by James towing a Nissan SUV occupied by Chico neither vehicle had license plates and neither brother was wearing a seatbelt that is prime coke behavior no license plates officers found narcotics at the scene leading to both arrests and both SUVs were towed Chico was additionally booked on an outstanding warrant see one of these niggas got it somebody well so one of them got a warrant this work is interesting right because Chico's people by the way I'm not saying anything fucked up I just have sympathy for people this shit look crazy if your car breaks down it happens it happens shit happens Chico issued a statement at the triple C Chico's oh yeah let's go Chico's team says I didn't see this part Chico got a team Chico got a team who the fuck is they his case work is this shit we want to make it clear that Chico DeBarge I'm going to put my own emphasis on it we want to make it clear that Chico DeBarge does not use drugs and has maintained a clean and healthy and maintain a clean and healthy lifestyle for quite some time any allegations statements implications don't say that again up here suggesting otherwise should not be attributed to Chico you're going to make stop you're going to make I'm on parole I think what he's saying is that nigga was high I think he's saying that nigga's high because Mark where was Chico in the story is Chico in the is he on parole is Chico in the Tahoe or is Chico in the Tahoe Chico in the car that's being pulled the car that's being pulled because that's very important James is doing the pulling the nigga that's in the car that's being pulled is high the nigga that's pulling the car is high the nigga in the back like what you kind of got to be high to let a high nigga tow you in y'all never sat in the car that was getting towed I've done that before we know that's for you I didn't want to say no that's not even funny that's what we're saying you my sister I was just like you're not that funny I was just like I shut up we shut up we shut up that one was right there she that coke head that you got to bring to the crib you got to bring make her cop at the crib come in real quick it's all right it's all right it's your land man come in for 10 minutes come in for 10 minutes cop from here yours right in this bed right in this bed that's fucked up bro yo listen this is how you know this family is on bullshit when Chico came out in whatever year that was and put out one single and went away no one album that album it was an album it was an album but when he went away right after that and it was heat on that album nobody asked why I think it was like nobody said yo he's in a bad deal nobody said yo the executives niggas was like cause Chico the baby right Chico the baby the problem with y'all the problem with the Chico press release that Mark just read is that they put out a picture of Chico let me see it Mark I got you right here girl I got you right here is he still handsome yeah there they go that's both of them look neither one of them look coke free coke free man which one Chico you see Chico just look like he got the wear and tear being on coke forever this is Chico they both they both looking bad I'm not gonna lie I can't even bid on them I feel so bad for them I feel bad for all of them we joking but I feel bad for them wait wait wait they been fucked since birth Joe some people some people depending on the situation like this is what I'm saying if any of them would have became a functional member of society that would have been more of the story than them becoming what they became statistically they were supposed to end up that way we talking about physical abuse like it's a lie and then you know it's just a lie like what do you really expect it's just I feel bad addiction strong in that family but Chico according to his press release he's clean and sober God bless him don't put that on him but that fucking James Chico you know you're not anybody else that was there can't speak for them hey who's Chico Bubbles hey all of y'all you're lying you're lying you're not you're not I don't even have a team am I a cokehead cause what Chico you got a team no like nobody's making a statement for me like you know what I mean Mona I don't know I think Chico write his own shit and then just send it out okay it'd be like you shoot that shit you shoot that shit over the juice it's the same shit we all do that juice nails long she ain't typing up shit I'm trying to find a picture here at the Joe Button podcast more than anything we understand the disease disease of addiction. We stand with you-- - I like that, this is true. In the folds of disease addiction, we send you prayers and love because we understand it's no different than cancer. I do not stand with you if during the disease of addiction, your family conjures up more than 15 slaps. Nah. I mean. Nah. No, nigga, you got the fucking good part of it. Also, do you get rhythm of the night without coke? That's what I'm about to say. Dancing all night? How do you think that happens? Yeah, coke. Coke. I'm glad we're broaching this topic because Lionel Richie's All Night Long is another one that you didn't just come up with sober. This is true. At least five. Yo, if y'all knew y'all could take, yo, again, again, again. Hey, Jumba Jumba. Disclaimer, disclaimer. That's the high song. When he stops speaking English. Hey, Jumba Jumba. I think it was high as a rapper. That's that good shit. Oh, man. What was your question? And it's something I won't never tell. How he came in from that is one of my all-time things I hate on the song. All of that, Jumba Jumba Jumba, that was so fire with the global. And he come in, oh, we're going to have a party. Yo, nigga, what the fuck was that? You ain't like that? I hate that. The worst ad lib coming off some fire shit in the world. I'm going to bring it home. I'm going to bring it home on this one. It was horrible. That shit was fire. I loved it. Back in the day. Yeah, you talk about back in the day and just how popular cocaine was. And then some of those old footages come out, and they're clearly high as fuck. Me and you talk about that briefly. Oh, like Dennis Edwards? Yes, like Dennis Edwards. Dennis Edwards. That's the highest nigga. Stop playing with him. What's the comic name to interview the girl that was in the video? I should say her name. She's R.I.P. You talked about Sarita. You talked about her. Sarita, he's about to end with Dennis Edwards? It's a comic that interviews. Yeah. Right. So he was interviewing Sarita. Yes. From Sarita Garrett. Sarita Garrett. Thank you. Who's also in Michael Jackson's, you don't have Sarita Garrett. Yeah. R&B legend. Yeah. Yeah. Because we all watch it, but to hear them say, for sure, like the camera and we're saying, you too cooked up. You got to get gummed. This is crazy. You look crazy. Because he looks crazy in that video. Oh. Oh. Like it's bad. Sayida Garrett, by the way. Sayida, not Sarita. Sayida Garrett. Sayida Garrett. Go on. Sayida Garrett. It's funny, though, all that shit. If y'all knew that if a little bit of Coke was like the limitless pill and you could go come up with at least two slaps. It is. And you would. But when the high. That's exactly what it is. But once the high. I think it's that if. Nigga, how you think I wrote eight books? How much Coke was in your hand with Joe and you? What the fuck are you talking about? It's Joe and you. Kidding. Yo, I'm glad you said that. Because everybody that says I'm an author, I hear something different. I'm all the first. I ain't going to lie. I'm on some shit. I hear something mad different about you authors out there. I'm on some shit. I've never done Coke in my life. But I've also never written a book without a little Adderall. Which is Diet Coke. Yeah, it might be. Distant cousin. It might be the opposite of Diet Coke. It's just meth. Not diet. Yeah. It's just meth. That's what I was thinking. That's what it is. It's Adderall. It's technical. It's an amphetamine. It's meth. It's an amphetamine, yeah. But I don't do it for pleasure. It's like that big rush. If it's a problem, there's billboards and all this. Adderall's next. Because all that comes from overprescription. Yeah, for sure. Adderall is definitely next. Everybody on Adderall. Everybody. And like openly, too. Openly. Motherfuckers just crack joke on pop. Because everybody got ADHD. I mean, I actually have ADHD. So I actually need it. Imagine Mark being home saying to himself, yo, I need to think and speak faster. That's just hilarious in itself. But you know, I haven't done it since last December. Congratulations. I also haven't written since last December. Don't be impressed. This is how we find out the truth. Do you crush them up? Get a little strong. I actually have ADHD. I have a diagnosis for it. And I'm supposed to take it every day. I just don't like the way I feel when I'm on it. Because I don't sleep well. Because you're fucking ripped. You know what I heard? I don't want to mean your business. But I heard that men have a hard time getting erections on it. No, quite the opposite for me. It actually makes me, like, overly, like. You look like you walking around with a dick on your back. You just rock writing books. Laptop up here and shit. Yo. Oh, man. This is happening again. Picture of Mark in his office, this dick on his back, writing a book is crazy. I don't want a picture of that. I've never had it. Yeah, they don't do shit on this couch. Nothing. That's not true. I'm not a drug person. Not drug vibes. I mean, I know the editors. I fuck with Molly, but I've never had out. I've never had out of order. Let's hear about you and Molly. No. So how was that? Yeah, what is ice like in Molly? That's a good question. I am, I am. You knew it. I heard the Molly. Did you have, like, a Molly phase? Like a little run with it? Yeah, yeah. Okay, we all did it. It was on the tip of your tongue. Nigga, snap. We all did it, which was on the tip of your tongue. So was Molly. Were you the Molly guy? Were you the Molly guy that took it in capsules, or were you just eating hunks of it? Hunks. Oh, my God. Let's just change the subject. I can't imagine that. You was eating hunks? Good times, good times. Good times, man. Yeah, I ain't really have a phase on my mind. You never did Molly either? Molly was better than ecstasy, though, for sure. It don't come in a picture. We can't talk about good times. Well, he said hunks. I haven't said a word, you know. Y'all can talk about whatever y'all want to talk about. Okay, well. What's the most, what's the strongest thing you've done, if you don't mind me asking? Pussy. Weed. Unregulated pussy, too. Weed, some Cisco. You used to drink regular that? Yo, you were old as shit, man. You used to drink Cisco in eighth grade? Is this when you were that karate shit? No, I'm older than you, man. Nine and nineties. Listen, so did you drink on a regular basis and then stop drinking, or you just drunk, you know, some kiddie shit and realize it's not for me? I wasn't drinking on a regular basis, but I used to be fucked up. You used to get drunk? What age, though? Like in your 20s or your teenage years? The end of my teenage years, I started probably, my first time ever being drunk, I was in probably 12th grade. But that's grape Cisco. Dweeb. Oh, shit. You didn't even say that out loud. Who the fuck? He's so stupid. We was drinking green. We was drinking Hawks in eighth grade, no cap. Tennessee with the Hypnotic. We was on that. In eighth grade, you said? Eighth grade. Hypnotic wasn't out when I was in eighth grade, my nigga. Huh? Hypnotic wasn't out when I was in eighth grade. I know nigga Cisco was. Ripple was out when you was in eighth grade. What's that shit? Black Lightning? I've never seen that in this. You said Hypnotic wasn't out when you was in eighth grade? When I was in eighth grade. He was drinking LSA, man. Let's be real. He was drinking that Thug Passion. LSA wasn't out when I was in eighth grade. When he was in eighth grade. This is the Thug Passion. This is the Thug Passion kind of guy. Yeah. It wasn't out when I was in eighth grade. Yeah, you definitely knew that Thug Passion. Hypnotic came out in the 2000s. You wasn't in eighth grade in the 2000s. I graduated high school in 93, bro. Damn! Motherfuck, for real? Wait, so Hypnotic really wasn't out? Nah. But you was out with Nick Storm before? He was drinking Bartles and J's and shit. You've been out with Nick Storm? For sure. Outside? That's my man. At events and shit, right? Yo. Shout out to Nick Storm. Excuse me, guys. This nigga graduated in 1993. That's not jarring to anybody in here? We know what he is. Yeah, we know his age. Damn! Math. You look good. Fuck that, right? Oh. Listen, call it what the fuck you want, nigga. Y'all rode horses. Thank you. I appreciate it. That's great. I appreciate your compliment. You look good, boy. Thank you, dog. Shit, back then. Damn! They was whooping y'all asses back then in school. But you get paddled. Especially niggas. Black people got paddled. Couldn't. Niggas was shooting in my school. Teachers come in there and whip some ass if they want. You went to school, Mr. Clark. He was going to lean on me, niggas. Yeah. Yep, that makes sense. He looked like he in the movie. He Kid Ray. Remember the Puerto Rican one? Was that the one that sang in the do-a? No, he's the Puerto Rican one that got beat up. Yo, this nigga's an idiot, bruh. Nah, real shit, you went to a dangerous high school? Yeah. Did they fuck you up a lot for being pretty like that? Nobody put a hand on me. That's because you do that ninja shit. Karate. He ain't started karate yet. Nigga shit. I seen him in a picture of karate when he was a small child. And he also was a, I don't want to use the P word, I don't like that, but we all in here know who we sitting amongst. Motherfucking prodigy, you know. Oh, I know. That was not, we all had a different word. We all had a different word, that's why. What's wrong with these niggas? I'm like, what the fuck is she doing with this one? If you think Pete and you see Ish and you don't think prodigy, are you even Ish's friend? Y'all was thinking prodigy? Imani, stop it. Imani over there guessing words. A Virgo in Virgo season is too much. Yeah, but I don't know, I love to get into like the history of Ish. It's always a good time. Nah, we can move on. That's fine, but I have five more questions. It's other members of the X-Men, you know that, right? Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah. What? What? Yo. What? Yo. The ball a little on either? All right. What the fuck is he saying, y'all? I think he's saying the ball's a little on either. How many fucking, bitch got memorials tattooed on her? How many names is on this motherfucker? You know what's crazy too? God. I had to show guys. Rasheed Rashad, Malcolm Martin. Don't play with my time. These my kids. That's your kids? I didn't know you had sons. These my kids. Yeah, I got boys. I didn't know that. You got boys. Capricorn. Oh, I take it back. I didn't know that at all. I got a Capricorn too. All right, I take it back. Yeah. But no, I thought about that though for the tattoo people. I guess that's only us three. No, Mark got his. We were the three, nigga. Mark got his dad. Mark, motherfucker. One, two, three. Listen, but when is it too many words on you and not enough pictures? Oh, see, I do all. I have almost. He used to have words. Now I got all pictures. You have mostly pictures. You spent a couple dollars. He got a lot of scripts. Oh, that's why you got the words? Because you ain't had no money? No, it's not that. It's just. He's trying to play with pictures. He's like, write it off. I'm not I'm not You don't even take the bait That was not the bait That was crazy I'm not going to take the bait I'm going to say Tattoos can't make me feel so bad Write the thought out I really think it's weird not to have tattoos I think it's like how did you make it that far without none Like how Y'all was scared of that needle bottom line Y'all was scared that's the truth tell the truth man I would have thought Or I don't like to say them You scared of it Or Or There's nothing I want on me forever Nothing? Cat Not your kids names Not your baby But I ain't had I might do it at six That's fair Through all my twenties I ain't had no children I ain't had none of that shit So y'all are definitely Not getting any neither No You either Parkson I might get one Ish was working on one Ish was getting a sleeve No Ish been working on The same tattoo for seven years I seen the art He got drawn up By a specific Oh yeah I remember that He still has it I just found I've been talking to an artist He just found an artist Cause I want my own color Everybody can't do color Everybody can't do color On white skin Everybody can't do color On white skin Everybody don't Everybody not I'm not trying to be funny If I wanted black and white I would the green No but the first time He said that I was like oh my god That's ridiculous Every time I get tricked Into caring about Some details of your life I always Nigga This motherfucker I don't understand That everybody can't do color Because everybody Absolutely can't do color On white skin Plus everybody People struggle With melanin They just get for a while Now people better Those of us with melanin Every tattoo artist Doesn't even do color What color you want Your Chinese letters to be I didn't even notice Bitch ass nigga Daddy With a red paste You know what I'm talking about She showing her penis Take it like jelly Yo just to be sure here Cause we running a business Y'all are done with Chico And his brother Yeah We transitioned from Perza Yeah Perza Perza When Chico to Ish Now to another one Now it's strangled People that suffer From disease Of addiction Yes that's true We send prayers and thoughts Over to the Orange family I think the content streets Would be dry Without niggas being able To do a little bump That's a fact Yo Oh yeah yeah That's a fact I think all y'all streamers Are on coke I think Or amphetamines On something The streamers I think every one Of y'all streamers Are on something No exemption No exception And while I'm on This streamer thing I went to I went to I ran out this little event Last night Real quick To support somebody That I love Five I had a good time Okay I wasn't out for very long I just went out To have some pineapple juice And bring my hands home I went out to show them That I was there But then they came late So they didn't see me So I got Oh I'd be mad as fuck So I got the fuck Out of there But You You I feel like These places now That are getting Hip to the time Should let us know When they're doing Like a streamer Friendly event Facts I agree Or they should let it be known When it's a streamer Friendly place It's like old school When smoking Versus non-smoking It's fucking It's just old school It's a little different Or just cameras Broadcasting Yo Speaking for me And me only There's a lot of people Today that's fly With that shit If I'm going somewhere That shit ain't going I like that shit Don't put no camera In my face Word dog That shit ain't going I don't care that You was with Meno I don't care that You getting the footage For the club Don't put a camera In my face I'm telling you And I'm gonna Tell you that While you Next to the nigga That you filming for Yo And then it's gonna be It's gonna be It's gonna be tough You know You know the fucked up part now Is niggas using the glasses And you don't even realize That they doing that Except for the light Oh shit Which I heard You get the light removed That's what I heard Yeah they got the shit down To block the light Nigga with a hat low I've seen it That shit I've seen it Somebody just Yeah I've smacked Nigga's glasses But you don't know it They gonna get the angle From the floor You don't know it And this is the thing I had a nigga Yo hold on Panoramic view Yeah Nigga walked up Said yo what I was Dab him up whatever And then Not even ten minutes later He posted on Instagram And tagged me And I'm like What was his caption I just Shut up But still It's just the fact that Niggas are running around Doing shit And you know what it is I feel like Niggas assume Cause of the space that we in That we always want To be on camera Because when it happens to me And I'm like Yo what's up Because my thing is Who is this for Where is this going I'm not like You're monetizing nigga You can't sell me You can pay Someone off of this Somebody's in pain I almost got into some Like some physical shit With a nigga At that fight I was talking about earlier At the garden Nigga just Just filming me And I asked him Like yo what's up Are you filming And it's like What bitch Just for me to catch you Filming me Engaging with your crowd Your audience About me Now I know for sure Cause they're saying Is that Mona And you saying Yeah that's her And then I beeline over there To say like Why are you That's corny right But I'm not thinking About the view they get And so now the chat Is literally getting Chin up Niggas What's up nigga Why you You know what I mean I look all crazy When the polite thing To do is say Hey my name Such and such From such and such You mind If you throw my chat Can you speak to my chat Like it's just Fucked up Nah I was in the gym I was in the gym Last week And um Shorty cool The chick is cool She's strong as shit Like she be Bench pressing 225 As a girl Bro I'm amongst kids My nigga Yes What's funny About what I said Shorty strong as shit Bro She be filming herself When she be doing shit She strong as shit But in the back I'm in the back Of the thing And I'm just like I think that that shit Is rude So now Like cause now Like somebody put a camera up They got it on themselves But everybody else In the gym Is now a part Of your video I think that shit Is rude A lot of gyms Don't allow that shit I think that shit Is mad rude And so in the back They like oh shit Look at Ish They tagging you Joe Joe Ish in the back Chatting He not working out He Wait using the video Not talking Just talking Like I'm in the I'm in the gym With mad niggas So it's not my go So niggas is doing Whatever they doing And you know you going He's in the gym With a line Similar to the one He had at the It was eight people In front of him In the gym And the lady That didn't pay rent For three months Came to have a brief Meeting at the gym As well Three months No but You know Y'all seen them Y'all ever see those clips Of those real intense Stepper classes And it's like Oh yeah yeah yeah I mean Everybody be bulky Everybody The women and the men Everybody have muscles But it's not just Your average Step up One two Yo the ones that Been coming out Like I can Count this Like famous people In the background And they always Catch you looking bad Out of breath Looking ugly Your fucking shirt Hanging out Your little belly Hanging out Cause you're not ready You know what I mean I don't know I just think that We've gotten so far With this shit It ain't no cool For no polite No man I don't even think Shorty didn't She didn't have no malice And she cool But she also didn't Think about One of y'all Closed us up That's the point Can we move Alright so To another Light skinned person Let's talk about Drake Okay The announcement Came out yesterday It was kind of Vague right Fear of missing out No It didn't seem Vague to me The title of something Which is FOMO Fear of missing out Streaming date A date Streaming date On YouTube That's the way It's safe to assume That that music Would be out That Friday Cause the date He announced Was a Tuesday It was a Tuesday Yeah Safe to assume That project Would be out On a Friday I thought it was A lot of info So I thought It was an album I think you were Telling me earlier Maybe it's not We're not sure That's what I was Saying I've seen a bunch Of talk You know people Anything now That happens on the internet Everybody gotta dissect it And look for the Hidden meaning Underneath They said That September date Is exactly four months After Iceman dropped Okay FOMO Boy they put That one together They put that together Wow That shit is Four months After Iceman I'm just saying But it's stupid That's crazy Internet scientists It's all reaches But nobody knows That's a good one though FOMO You niggas got a calendar No but that's Is it exactly four months That ain't no coincidence May 15th Really Maybe not But who the fuck Who cares It's also four months Away from New Year's From January And if you add The numbers together That's eight Eight both Honestly Nine plus 15 Equals 24 Dude they're mad That's what they do But anyway I mean considering How he did Iceman It was a YouTube stream And then music Followed afterwards I think it's safe To assume That this is Something along the lines Of that And we sat up here And argued that He was or wasn't Going to put out Another project And niggas said Yo dog That niggas put I think he just been In the studio Busting his ass For the last whatever Since his debacle I think he got Something Something to prove And if you're trying To get out your deal This is another way Of you heading In that direction I'm so sick of that one With him I'm so sick of that With Drake If it is This is heading In that direction Which would be great You know what I'm saying Get that I hope the music Don't Are you excited About a potential New Drake project If it's so soon after If it slaps Hell yeah For sure I'm excited I'm sure there'll be Slaps on there actually In fact Going into the fall A new Drake I think for Four albums in one year Is a lot for anybody Yeah I'm excited Whenever good music Comes out I'm expecting good music To come from an album If he puts it out Because he does that I would like a little More space I think I'm still enjoying The other projects So I would just like A little more breathing room But look if it's great I'm looking forward to it Again bro We speak When we say that whole I'll allow more space And this is too soon You just But we living in the Right now Time Like fuck Microwave era We passed that era That era That era Is gone Now It's right now That's what all the Streaming shit It gotta be immediate He's behind schedule That's crazy considering the way shit move today for I was in a year's just so that might as well came out last year where we are yeah he's right it don't feel like it was just that but the way shit is moving it that was a year ago I agree that niggas high put out three albums a few months ago which one of you fans would pop up tell me you know the way that the climate is that was like a year ago why who else did something I'm not saying the way nobody else did a goddamn thing if you him know if you want to hear your buzz buzzing that album is dying down some but I mean there's other ways to make that that stretch other than making a new album like he didn't tour he didn't really do anything after he dropped the album particularly he's been on more shit been on tour no he did more shit getting ready for dropping the ice and letting him pick it then he did after he just dropped it and that was that that was that yeah like he didn't he did more with the prep like getting you excited about it and then he did more with the prep like getting you excited excited about it and then he did more with the prep like getting you. That was fun watching y'all niggas chip away at some ice. You niggas are so stupid. Could you imagine doing that in the States, actually giving people ice picks and encouraging them just to chip away at the ice? It'd be 10 dead niggas running that fucking block of ice. That's Times Square. Fact. That's Times Square right now. David Blaine sitting in some ice suspended in the fucking air with a catheter. Niggas was going over there taking pictures and looking. A market employee is a market employee. These niggas going to be a part of whatever's moving. That's a Canadian one. Trust me. We're just a little safer at. Any speculation on what kind of album it would be? Obviously, he put out three albums that were very distinct kinds of albums. What do you think this one would be? I don't know. I have no idea, bro. What'd you think? Lead off first so we can get your take at the front of the clip. I like the ice at the front of the music clips. I have a system. You sure do. It's getting them. My boy don't play. This shit getting crazy. My boy ain't got a system. This shit getting, what did you know? You go to the grocery store in the 90s, all the tabloids at the aisle. Inquirer, the star. He getting real inquirish, man. I'll be opening the shit about me. I don't even believe there'll be nothing in there. It's a ploy. Because I love you. I keep, I know, I appreciate it. Let me shut the fuck up. Wait a minute. But wait till today, though. Mona. Anybody got any thoughts what they think it is? Type of music? It's hard to know when you just dropped three albums. I have no clue. Any of the artists that be trying new shit. That's why I wonder if he's going to reach back to what he just did or if we're going to get a whole new thing. Maybe it's international music. I just wonder what the new thing might be. Afro beats. I think it's going to be rap. Fear of missing out. Could be heavily featured. Oh, that's interesting. You know, something. We're nailing this. Well, you know, I want to talk about something, fellas. What's up? I saw a really cool documentary called The Pastor's Wife. Did y'all check it out? Did Tyler Perry do it? Yeah, but we're leaving a few thousand on the table. We're leaving a drink. That's what I'm thinking. I mean, let it cook. Put it in the bag, please. Me and Mark was trying to get something. We working on something. I think it's terrible. It's fucked up, right? You've never seen Alligator? No, it's fucked. Hey, listen. You want to drop out for a couple months after you drop three albums? Hey. I'm here for that. Hey, say less. The looks. Hey, you know who else had FOMO? Me. Yeah, look. He know it, too. He's going to drop this shit with no clue and nothing about nothing so niggas can go on these podcasts and go, ooh, what will it be? What will it sound like? Why is he doing this? I'm going to get out of a deal. It's a smart plan. It's a smart plan. I do really love the title. FOMO is hard to me. Same. That's hard. That's hard for a nigga that just dropped. He dropped three projects a few months ago to come back out and say that you have FOMO is like a statement. Because you ain't got FOMO. Elaborate. Do it got to mean that, though? That makes sense. Yeah, see, I think it would be a play on words. I'm telling you, I'm taking it. I'm not saying what it means. I ain't spoke to him. That makes sense, though. That makes sense. You going to make up with him on his own? Here we go now. Mark, can you leave the room while I'm eating this song? Happily. I don't think there's nothing to make up for. I think things are where they should be. I knew it. Where else? Where else, Joey? But you have them going so crazy. They're going so nuts. Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm anxious to hear what's on this thing. I don't think he's doubling back with it. I don't think it'll be a feature album called FOMO. I don't think it'll be a duet project. I think it'll be slaps. I think it'll be joints on there. And I just think it's another stunt move. I love the title, though. I absolutely love the title. It's not as far as? A nigga that put three albums out four months ago should not be able to come back and say, Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Y'all have fear of missing out. That's not it. You have fear of missing out. I'm trying to make y'all miss out. The rest of y'all move. I'm trying to give y'all FOMO. And show y'all niggas that I'm really here to stop them. Total domination. Total domination time. Nothing left to be debated. Your favorite ain't dropping right now. It's just, it's hammering. I'm going to dethrone my own number one. FOMO to me says, I'm hammering the point home that I just made, but some of y'all missed it. Some of y'all missed what I did by putting three albums out. So, right back at you. That's what I think. And I do think it'll be heat on there. Yeah. Like, not like trying to appeal to young people heat. I think there will be, like, heat. Slaps. And more heat. More than slaps. I think he's going to be back into his. Rap it, rap it back. I think he got to because he's going to be talking to somebody that rap raps. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, you think there's still going to be battle bars on here? A thousand percent. I think you can't put nothing out without battle bars. I'm tired of battle bars. There might not be whole joints and shots coming. Really? Referring to that same battle? Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. These are going to be whole shots. Yeah. We ain't spinning on that block no more. No, no, no. We good over here. If it was a new battle. I'm interested. I'm interested. Yeah, come on, man. We want to at least hear it. You're damn right. Yeah, put. Hey, yo, fire on that nigga while he in London thinking shit's sweet. Yes. Yes. You got to watch Mark. And he announced this live stream after he. Right? Fire on Hove while he is out there. Yes. Hell yeah. It's the perfect time. He's not in London. Huh? He's not in London. Where is he? The London shit this week. Weren't you going? Yeah. You still going? Well, he's on his way back from London. He'll probably still be. I just saw him in London. Yeah, he did the pop-up. No, I'm saying about his show in London. I don't care about that. I'm talking about the pop-up. He was just out there. He's out there for the pop-up. He's out there making his rounds. He out there looking important. Hey, ruin his day. Hove do look like he out there having too smooth of a day. For real. What gets his day fucked up? Not that. Drake. Not that. Hey. Hey. 2.30 in London. Let's go. Get him. I hate when the room gets quiet when I do this because it sounds crazy, but yes. I don't think it sounds crazy. No. I don't think he's going to do it. I think we get some type of time stamp something or whatever. Did the nigga done sung? The nigga done techno'd? The nigga done did the fucking other. He done did everything there is to do. Yes. Yes. We firing on somebody now. It's not Kendrick. No, it ain't Kendrick at all. Now, be careful. Trees fall. But other than that, get that nigga. Do you think the time. Like I said, do you think that the announcement, the timing of this announcement had anything to do with the timing of Hove's live stream announcement? No. I think that's the internet. I don't. I don't. I think the plan is what the plan was. I think this is the plan. It was rumblings going around when the three albums dropped. They had another one in the tuck. I think this is. This is always the plan. Yeah, this was the plan. Hove was getting fired on no matter what. I'm not talking about firing on Hove. I'm just talking about. That's all I'm talking about. I don't care about what he's talking about on an album. I don't care about nothing else on. Hey, at my first listen, let me tell you what I'm listening for. We're looking for Hove shots. I don't care about him dubbing the girl, spinning on the girl, liking the girl, falling in love with the girl, the girl having a man. Hey, kudos. That's going to be on there, too. Oh, I know. Of course. I'll be going to track six, firing on this old-ass nigga that just cut his hair. Ooh, that track sound fire. Firing on old niggas that cut their dreads. Yep, going to that one, track seven. And that's all I got on there. That's all I got on there. We shall see. We shall see. Well, speaking of live streams, did any of y'all catch the Hove shit? No, I didn't. No, not watching Hove walk around, look like a god in London. Oh, that's what it was? He was just walking around? I mean, that's a clip I saw of him walking around being a god. I love Hove, support him. That's my guy, but I don't need to see what the London people think of him. If they do a Hove concert stream. Well, no, all right, we being nice. Okay. A post went up that there was a live virtual listening party, Jay-Z 30. Okay. It was supposed to be whatever day, 2 p.m. Yeah. And it was a gaffer play. You had to go download an app to listen to Hove's catalog live. I wasn't saying the name of the app. You had to download the app to listen to them just stream some whole music. Oh, that's genius. That's genius. Genius? Why genius? Because if that's to play, then now when I drop my album, my album's going to be exclusively over here, the same app that I told y'all to go download to watch this. You're going to already have the app. It's going to be exclusive on that particular app possibly for the first week or for the first amount of days at, if that pans out like that, then that's genius. Laugh now, bro. No, no. Kiki, Kiki, stupid man. I'm still in. Because two things with that. Cigar shit. This nigga's had it up to here with our bullshit. Smug fuckers are ha, ha, ha, motherfuckers. One, he could have did that with the album drop. Yeah, but now y'all already have the app. I'm getting y'all to come here regardless. I could drop my album exclusively over here. Go download this album. Sure, sure, sure. Now, we've already sent. I said, well, as the rumor was going around, that he was looking for a play to drop the album. That is true. So this, of all intents and purposes, could be the play. Could be the seed. This could be the play to drop the album. Got it. But when you say it's a virtual listening session, you know what people are thinking. You know, you worded it that way for a reason. This was very vague because when I saw it, I tweeted, yo, Roc Nation is trolling, y'all. I don't know if y'all know. This just felt like y'all didn't say nothing. Just come over here and listen. Listen to what? Reasonable Doubt. Which I could listen to anywhere else. You get what I'm saying? Like, I know people don't want to address the mood. So you're mad at Hov for this? Not mad at Hov. I just call it what it is. What is it? Say it direct to Hov. I'll say it next, next segment. I'll put me in your clip. Get the fuck out of here. Fuck your clip up. But no, I just think Hov don't give a fuck. See me having a good time. I think he knows what the word is out there. Which is that he's got an album coming at some point. So every fucking step he take, fans are going to assume it's an album. So why not have a little fun with it? Yo, listen over here. At this time, got a special announcement. That didn't want me to last to that one. Yeah, and I haven't dropped in a decade. So now I'm pulling the people back. The shows, the this, the that, the root shit. Hey, Hov, it's another nigga making music announcements. New music. It's another nigga making music announcements. A couple months away from your birthday, too. Honestly, your birthday is in December. September, three months before. Put it together. Three-mo. Three-mo. Tremo. Beefo. October, November, December. No, that's not three. I said tremo. Hey, boy, hey. That's all I'm saying. Keep on with this pop out, reasonable doubt stuff. There's somebody coming and- A pop off? That's what I want to see. Somebody pop it off? Let's do it. Let's do it now. Enough fucking pussyfooting around. Let's get to it. Who you think do it first? You niggas want to dance. Drake. Hov. I mean, not Hov, Drake. I agree with Parks. Drake's going first. Drake got to go first. I think Drake already went. He did. But they don't count. None of that counts. Why? I don't understand that part. Because he didn't respond to it? It don't count? You talking about the subs of the album? Yes. Yeah, Ice counts those. That doesn't really quite count. That don't count? That's not the same way. It don't count. So what has to count? You need a whole entire record? No, I want you to be direct. I want you to be direct. Neither one of these niggas be direct. I know. So now somebody has to break the mold and be direct. When Kendrick dropped like that, he was direct. Like, I'm telling you, come outside, nigga. You want it? You said you want me to come outside? I'm outside now. Kendrick responded. And Hov was direct in his little freestyle. And he was direct, yeah. He was direct. There's layers to his directness in his subs that he does. Okay. There is. Both of them. Both of them. Man, just tell me who y'all. Y'all got winning when it goes down. That's it. Did the room change their mind? Oh, nigga. I'm never bad. I'm just asking. You love both these niggas, so don't suck your teeth. I don't love both of them. You absolutely love both of them. Who do you love? Which one do you love? Nothing wrong with it. It's fine. They both great, nigga. Which one don't you love? I'm not being funny. I don't know. Drake. I'm so upset about that discovery. I came in with that. I'm just saying you're a Drake guy and a Hov guy. I know. No, not like on his dick and that. I mean, like, you're really just a fan of both. I know. You're the first one to go postal up here. Got you. Got you. I know every Jay-Z album. I got you. Front was backwards. I don't know Drake like that. You know, he's definitely a Hov. I don't know Drake's catalog like that. I thought you was both. No, the Kendrick shit with him jumping around made it seem as if I'm a bigger Drake fan than I am. I thought so. It's mainly because of how the show framed you and the OVO outfit. I'll say this. If Drake learned from that last battle, it can execute better and be more prepared. Drake can win this. Oh, he could win. I'm not saying he can't win. Drake can absolutely win. I don't think he can win. I think he absolutely can win. This is me being a stan. I mean, Drake is amazing. What's win, though? What? I think he can hold his own. I think that. Yeah, I think that. Like, the boys are talented. The boys are talented, motherfucker. He ain't walking apart for nobody. Nobody. Who decides who wins? True. And that's the thing. And so I think that. It'll probably be old heads say ho. That's what it is now. And to me, that's the thing. That's why I think I could see them playing to a tie and every crowd thinks their guy won. That's how I imagine it. It only goes like that if somebody don't smoke the other. When it's the smoking, it's the smoking. I don't see Drake getting smoked no more. We talking about ho, though. Oh, no. Again, I'm going to be on the side saying ho of one. But I'm just saying, given what he went through with Kendrick and given, I don't see him not. Like, even that, given the Kendrick battle, there was both sides, you know, oh, this one's up, this one's up. I felt Kendrick was up. When Not Like Us dropped, it was over. It was over. He got smoked. Which one of them could put one of them out? Now, I think it could be Drake. Yeah, Drake would be up. I think Drake would be the one that can do that. I don't think it'll be received like that against Jay-Z. I think the person that. I'm not saying to disrespect, but I'm just saying. No, no, no. No, what I'm talking about is I think. That's an interesting point. I think that the way the battle built up, I think Kendrick and them were so intentional at painting him this way. Right? And I think now I got the public on my side. Because I'm painting him this way. I'm writing a story. And the narrative is this. And so now I come out. I put out this monster hit. Cool. It's going to be hard for them to paint Jay-Z in a way that's going to make the masses be anti-Jay. What if the angle he takes is Jay, who y'all think he is, he ain't really down for y'all. Cool. And really goes into. You're not either, nigga. So you can't do that unless you're standing on I am. Yes, you can do that. Especially with what's going on right now. Yes, you can. With a lot of shit. With a lot of shit. Not that shit. A lot of shit. What I'm saying is you can say that. But then you got to also stand on I'm this and he's that. He can't do that. You don't. I don't think you don't have to. We disagree with you. Niggas can get lies off. Don't even have to be the truth. It's literally he's saying this shit about me and he doing it right in your face. That's like people do all this to Spider-Man. We pointing at each other. I can see it. I don't even know if we'll see another angle like that you would go. But I don't know. I don't know. It's really hard when it comes to a nigga like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's different. It's going to be good to watch. He's different, bro. We almost there. He got to find a sneaky baby or something. He got to drop some shit for real. You got to go crazy now. We got to go fucking. Y'all mind if I change the subject? Of course. Please. Have y'all watched this Varnell Hill show? I actually did. I planned to. I watched both episodes. Which is monumental for me. I did watch it. What did you think? Oh, my God. I looked at where it was at. Because that mattered to me. Okay. You mean the platform? Yes. Okay. BET plus the Paramount. Okay. I think this could have worked years ago. It could have worked. But right now. Say me so. It's corny. It's not exactly what you think it would be. Yeah. It happens to rappers all the time. I was just totally humiliated. Okay. It was just freaking embarrassing. So you're going to do it again? My heart got declined at Gucci. Don't I look like a rapper to you, Vernon? Okay. When I signed up for this, I signed up to be a trophy wife. Shiny, pretty, and put up. You got me out here looking dusty. Like some middle class bitch. This is my third wife, Alexis. She ain't been happy in a long time. Oh, my God. Oh, he looked at the screen. No, no, no, no. I'm leaving. Are you sure you're leaving this time? Or do you just want me to buy you something? I'm going to buy you another tennis bracelet. Well, that's funny because I'm still waiting on the last one you promised me. Wrist looks real empty, right? Well, I'll find that later. Yo, that laugh track is fucking awesome. Ooh, y'all. But like I said, this would have worked back then. Oh, no, wait. But please stop talking. Please, please. I need to hear that. You didn't have enough cash to pay for this ass. If you keep tripping, I'm going to have to repossess it. That's it. I want a divorce. And you know what? I can't. That sounds pretty bad. And I'm not going to lie. She's like outacting him in that. Yeah, he's not doing it. He doesn't sound, he doesn't sound, like, he just, that's not good. That's how, think about Varnell. Like, he, the character ain't the best at acting. Nah. No, the episodes was classic that he was on on Varnell. I'm talking about the Varnell Hill character. He's acting the same way. Nah. No, that's not right. How many of y'all watch the show? I mean, I watch whatever I see. I did. Oh, I watched the extra "Varnell" thing. I saw it I watched it don't go off that clip he sounds like a new actor to me like a kid or something I get what you're saying I get what you're saying the character is the same but I just don't think he's doing as good a job performing it wasn't as I thought he did a good job back then that was the part that jumped off of this that jumped off the screen for me the Varnell character even as a spinoff character from Martin that was one of the best shits from Martin agree but he looked like he could be Varnell and he acted like he could be Varnell and there was a shine and a fucking pristineness that was bouncing off him for the character he was playing which is hey your little dusty radio show that you do in Detroit that's Hollywood my nigga big dogs big time over here get your little ass out of here this don't look like that no it don't he looks like Varnell from Detroit like the small time but he's supposed to the premise of the show is like they want him out the network now like you passed your prom now we don't fuck with you like that yeah I get what you're saying there's a way to look like that I think but Ice might be saying that that is how they I don't know I mean Ice is saying maybe that's on purpose that they looking like yo you the bum nigga now we want you out of here you stuck in yesteryear and they like yo fam your time has passed it's up I totally get that but I feel like what we're saying is the acting is bad it's worse than that I don't think the execution of that was good because that goes back to what Mark said that's the character we're not talking about the character we're talking about just the actual acting if I'm supposed to look if I'm supposed to look like I'm past my prom and can't do this good anymore and I look that way but that's not what it looks like to me that's not what we're talking about we're saying he just sucks as an actor in this moment like that little clip I heard it almost seems like he fucked up the line a little bit but he get dry and quiet because she's nailing her line she's totally pulling off the greedy third wife she got that damn pass he's kind of like he was like kind of stumbling yes it's a bad performance I get what you're saying he's supposed to look like that because that's the premise of the show that he's past his prom and they're saying you live in a yes year you need to make stuff for the internet and TikTok and the whole nine but I think the conversation I wanted to have because again I salute to them I hope they make it work what I find frustrating is they took a moment that was one of the great moments in TV history that Varnell Hill moment and the Jodeci moment because you really can't disconnect those two even that they had well it's only been two episodes they had performances at each one at each one yeah like he's still trying to treat it like the real show exactly which I think is a great premise because it allows you to bring people in and to bring in a lot of actors who haven't been working in a long time who we love like Wendy Raquel Roberts you know people who we want to see on TV again but the show is Tommy Davidson but the show is I almost didn't want to say his name because I don't feel like I'm not praising him enough I don't want to look like I'm dissing him because I love Tommy Davidson but that show came on 35 years ago almost yeah 35 years ago right so and so what I was thinking about is like are there other shows like that or maybe it's maybe it's albums maybe it's whatever where you just waited too long to do it because if this happens 30 years ago I think this is a hit they'd have different writers different execution all kinds of shit but they waited 35 years to execute this you know what I mean and it reminded me of some other things that I've seen where I'm like this is dope but y'all just waited too long to do it like what I don't think I feel like honestly coming to America too that's a perfect one great that's a great one that's a perfect example of what I'm talking about good example yeah I got nothing yeah again writing is bad on this that's what it is I don't think it's too long I think it's just a bad job they're not it's an easy slam dunk because we already liked it I think that we would us having a conversation whether they wait too long would have had to been a conversation we had after they executed it well and they didn't so I don't know and my problem part of my problem because I don't want to turn into activist Mona is my problem is what they think we think is funny yes yes and that's why I said where this was at over there yeah Tyler Perry Central it's not a Tyler Perry project but I'm saying that's the audience yes I know yes no I get it and for this they think that we think this is funny all this BBL you left your ass on layaway I didn't even bother with the other clip where Martin makes an appearance yeah that's another one it get worse and worse I love Martin but I don't need him to talk no more and I love that he has his own show and that this was the idea because it's a great idea but the execution of it and what's coming off that that shit look like some like fresh out of school acting school or some improv shit yeah even the yellow suit ain't doing it it just don't look good or sound good I love Martin um GOAT one of the greatest I don't need to see Martin on I don't think I need to see him yeah I don't need to see him no more oh yeah and I don't mean I mean that with all due respect but you've given me enough classics where where I'm just cool with going back to those where I'm cool I want him to EP projects yeah yeah yeah waiting from the crowd behind the scenes all that you can find everything I don't need to see yeah you in the next bad boys I don't need to see I just don't need to see it no more bro yeah like at this point it feels like it's a bad look it's just like back to what you were saying about people waiting like to me this almost is like when people got the classics whether it be albums movies whatever and then you turn around and you want to tap into the equity that that name has yep so you drop something that you really should just not do part three and now you don't fuck it up you know what I mean dreams and nightmares part two I think about what Wayne did to the Carter series I think about like I said when Eminem dropped Marshall Mathis LP 2 like there's certain things where you just don't have to touch them you did it like you name it something else whether it's good or bad but when you start trying to just it's cheap to me it feels cheap this is where I think about also what we do as fans right because I want to support Tommy Davidson because I love him that's why I watch he needs a vehicle I want to support black comedy but I also don't want them to think that they can put out shit like this and we'll keep buying it so it's like do I watch it or do I vote with my non-watch I watch it especially when you got niggas like Drewski with these huge budgets for fucking Instagram reels like come harder like you know what I mean like man we don't have that budget you're saying come harder yeah he got full on movie studio production budget let me ask you a question when Martin I'm agreeing with y'all but when Martin first first started like I'm talking about first first started let's say the first two seasons them niggas was in a little ass apartment right I don't know what their budget was fake Rottweiler yeah like I don't know what their budget was they were in this little ass apartment and I think the content was just so golden that it just demanded maybe we start getting bigger budgets in the third or fourth or fifth year so I don't necessarily want to lean on the budgets because they're not doing a motion picture you know what I'm saying like my nigga Friday was made on a porch in two weeks three weeks you know what I mean it's a classic but you're hungry and creative a lot of my favorite movies are low budget you know what I'm saying you go watch Love Jones today that shit is still a classic and that shit is I don't know if they had the biggest budget so I just think I don't want to lean on y'all that we're not getting the budgets Jason's lyric hit me in the grass I ain't never been I don't think hit me in the grass quick boy's not even off it's going to be like that prayers up good luck good luck so hairy speaking of speaking of I used to never have to deal with that I used to ball chin down that's right speaking of shows and budgets and shit just what I was about to ask you I have to walk back to you I have to walk back to you I walked it back before but I really got to walk it back now walk it back again I said that there was no rapper that could solo stadiums and the shit that Kanye is doing I said it before but god damn like these these Kanye shows are insane you just did one in Chicago right yes every time I try to take a break y'all say something to pull me back cause Ice is a jerk why am I cause he's doing the Ice thing again alright what's the Ice thing Joe yo I know what I said before it's called accountability Joe I want y'all to try it but Kanye West being wrong respect being wrong you mean instead of going I said that yeah I didn't say that my memory's bad my memory's bad I never said that I said you could've if you wanted to can we run through a list of legends that when they do legend stuff we don't come in here and act like Punky Brewster did Joe who else is doing solo stadium tours Ice you don't need name answer my question please listen to me I'm about to answer you you don't need that voice with me yeah you do it because I've heard you give Kanye West his props for doing something that nobody else is doing for months now for me you may have been the very first person to grab a podcast microphone and say what Kanye West is doing I don't care how y'all feel about him none of them can do hey Joe sometimes when you're and I know no shot little shot go ahead it's fine sometimes when you're wrong and you're really really really wrong you know you acknowledge that so I was really really really wrong when I said can't nobody do it I doubled tripled and quadrupled down on it sure did so to see somebody proving me wrong the way that this nigga's doing it I'm gonna speak to that respect I respect that that's all it is I'm gonna give that person they props and I'm gonna speak to it I'm a highlight cause you're doing something that I never thought I'd see and going up against what a lot Kanye was having problems booking these shows some places Niggas was like, "Yeah, the show booked, tickets sold." nah, he can't come here. We changed our mind. So for this to happen at this clip, yes, I'm going to highlight that. And then again, damn, was I wrong. I'm going to say it. Talk to me about the actual show, though. So the stadium's packed. He sold it out. The set list, 47, 48 records. Jesus. I mean, he went through his entire shit. Started off with Homecoming in Chicago. Did it a couple times in a row. Ran, I had, I'm not going to go through the entire set list, but brought out Big Sean. It was good to see them. Oh, they back together. I love that. Brought out Big Sean. They did a couple of the good music records. Big Sean did. That's the part I hate about Kanye West. What's that? That right there is the part I hate about him. What? I hate how he flips on the people that have always been for him, and whenever he feels like it, he just gets back with them. I think that's the corniest shit in the world. That's what all of these, I don't know him, but that's what mad, narcissistic, niggas do. They'll cut you off, and then when they feel like calling you to come back in and be cool, it's like, yo, come on over here. Yo, my bad, yo. Come on. Why couldn't that have happened a different way, though? They could have gotten cool behind the scenes and all that kind of shit, and yo, this is how we tell the world. This is how we let people know that we squash that shit. This is the 19th time that we've seen it with Kanye specifically. I'm not saying that nobody else does it. He does it more than I've ever seen in my hip-hop tenure, and it's sickening now. It's sickening. If that's your dude, then stand by your dude. Don't diss him. He be going too hard. He completely shitted on Big Sean. Completely shitted on him. He didn't shit on him like somebody he had a little bit of love for. So now here you go. You back with a reunion. I think it's dope, the reunion, because we love Big Sean and Kanye. But Kanye is sickening with this shit, and he's done it with, I can name a bunch of names. I'm not going to name them. And you could do it behind closed doors. If I love somebody, you could do that shit behind closed doors. When you start embarrassing, or belittling a nigga publicly, it's a different thing. Like him and Push could pop out tomorrow somewhere, and because I'm such a fan of them both, I'm going to say, yo, that's hard to see these two niggas together. But just on some man shit, no, it ain't after some of the shit you said about this nigga, Pusha T, who's been by your side, by your side through all the bullshit you do. I know, because when he came to do that interview at the fucking Montclair house, we was trying to get the nigga to talk shit about you. He would not. Even off camera, he wouldn't do it. He would not do it. I tried to push on the phone. Pusha was like, no matter how I feel about him, that's my man, and I ain't. So to see Kanye with the whimsy. But that speaks to Push. Whimsy, I know, and this speaks to Kanye. But Kanye is also. That shit is corny for me. He all the way there a little bit. I'm not making it as an excuse, but I'm just saying sometimes people go off the rails a little bit, have a moment, and just bug out. I get it. Some of them niggas bug out. I still hate to see that shit. It's still frustrating to watch. Because Kanye ain't just do it. I still blame him. He ain't just do it to people he know and fuck with. He did it to black people. He ain't just hate him. Well, we don't know that. We can't speak to how he fucks with black people. He is. We can't speak to how he fucks with black people, but we know how he should fuck with the people that have been there for him this entire time. So now, when it's beneficial, and when the look is right, and now we bringing Big Sean back out, fuck you. Suck my dick. I wish I would be Big Sean. I wish I would be one of these other niggas. The hard part is when you're not. You're in a position of strength. Leverage is leverage. Like, push don't gotta come out there right now. That's true. I hate this argument, because nobody has to do anything. True. I hate that argument. It's just harder. No, you don't have to. I don't think Big Sean is popping up. I understand. Mark is tougher to fight temptations. I don't think there's no money involved in that. Yeah, exactly. I don't think there's no money involved. You are unique. I can't even tell you. I don't see it. You are different. I don't see it. We tell you every time these types of conversations come up. And my God is a forgiving God. That's right. Like, we could reconcile, right? We can make up. I'm not against a make-up. But, no, not we made up, and now I'm right back to public spectacle relationship now. If we make up, the trust is to be earned back incrementally. But we don't know when they made up, Joe. You can't shit on me and just pop out and do click. You don't know when they made up. This could have been years in the making. He's right. We don't know that. All we know is what we saw. So we were assuming people looking at it, oh, like they just had a conversation. They just had a conversation backstage and pieced it up, and now he ran out with them. We don't know that. But, see, that's my issue. If you shit on me in public that much, the next time people see something public about us, it shouldn't be me doing click. I want you to have a conversation. Yes. I want you to say some shit publicly. Yes. The way he went crazy on Big Sean, it ain't time to jump around in front of this moon. Bro, you're the same person that say you don't subscribe to make the apology as loud as a disrespect. That's true. Well, I do. That's what this is. The apology ain't as loud as a disrespect. We pieced it up. Whatever we did, that ain't for nobody else. If Big Sean is cool, Big Sean is cool. That's right. He feel he's made whole, and whatever happened between him and Kanye, they good. Now, my nigga, you doing your homecoming show? Yes, I'll pop out. I ain't arguing that. I'm saying what I ain't cool with, which is watching you do it with the 19th person. You can do whatever you want, but you'll be judged by what we see. And they don't never pop out with, all right, good, you did the show. All right, now, backstage, streaming, interview, fucking Playboy Max or Black Boy Max, somebody said, yeah, man, we had all the time. Give the explanation. But we just doing click, nigga. Fuck click. You two niggas are the last niggas that should be doing click. That's funny. That's true. And I don't fuck with you. They did click. I don't fuck with you and Mercy. That's ironic. Yeah, get both of these niggas to fuck out of here. Only with that. I love and respect them both. Big Sean, don't text me. I'm saying what I'm saying, and I'm standing it. These two niggas together, I'm done. We not in 2013 no more, dog. You niggas hate each other. We know it now. All that shit with Kanye, all the records, Kanye, Big Sean, 2 Chainz, all them album cuts, all that rockin', revivin'. Oh, please. Mercy, get this shit the fuck out of here. It ain't just them niggas that hate each other. All these niggas hate each other. All of them. Touche. It ain't just exclusive to them. Yo, that's part of it. Don't none of these niggas really fuck with each other, bro. Yo, I don't come in here championing a whole bunch of niggas, but the niggas that I do champion is because I'm championing the humans that they are. The moral compass that they have and the ground that they stand on, i.e., which is why I'm gonna keep screaming clips, clips, clips, malice and fuckin' pushin' to the mountaintops because music aside, they seem to stand on some principles. Rappers don't stand on principles. Rappers are brands, phonies, liars, facades, and actors, and gimmicks, and fuckin' plans that somebody put together in a way that they don't understand. a room somewhere nigga don't come around me with your rap name who the fuck are you nigga that is a fact you know the bad part is you asking them who they are they don't know who they are great cosplay so long that i don't even know the fuck i am no more please you with you with your rappers you rappers never mind don't get me started on your rap hey big sean you like it i love it i'm saying any nigga go crazy on me like that on drink champs we're not doing our hit song ever yeah that hit song is dead now yeah I might sign off on it if you want to use it somewhere but the way he went crazy with your true thoughts he went too crazy on Big Sean for me to sit here and be celebratory talking about oh they did click suck my dick with they did click I had that song I'll play it on my iPod if I want to hear it give a fuck about these two niggas doing click they calling a nobody a bum a loser fucking bro graveyard you need me wait what some things you say and Ice is a fucking walking embodiment of this some things you say you can't really come back from you can't walk back you said that but that's everybody everybody got their own bar so maybe again you know how Big Sean one of them and this ain't even about Big Sean I just heard too many it's a story going around now was that T-Pain talking where he was like yo Kanye told me meet him in Japan and he stood me up yo that's so fucked up and far word dog I came in here two or three years ago and said Kanye want me to fly to Hong Kong and do an interview and I would never go you said you want to go and I would never go you knew better nigga no he said because what happens when you stand me up in Hong Kong I have to kill somebody you love there's no other choice like how do you make what excuse do you make after you stand a nigga up in Japan nigga like another you're a bitch balled up now you can't even listen to this Konishiwa like what is your excuse what happened like you ain't never think before I took my 27 hour flight to say yo I miss mine I ain't gonna be over here yo my apologies hold on hold on let me ask Mona so you're saying it's wrong if a person has you fly like far as hell to them and then just dub you on the line bro that's insanity that's insanity well played I missed it what he learned it's a callback to the previous episode when you were talking about flying women out and when they land you dub them it shouldn't be a callback I said that that was a wrong behavior I said no it was wrong just some wrongs you stand in Nori is wrong I'm saying when a nigga do an abrupt wrong like that then he's it's not wrong he's purposely letting you know I hate you I don't fuck with you If you was asking me, I think all of that is wrong. And when I did that to the motherfuckers, that was wrong, too. As an adult, 45 and up, you do something too wrong, you meant that. That's you. That's who you are. You meant that. Now it's you. Nigga, 25 and up. Nah, I don't do that. I don't do that. I know you do that. All that shit that Ye was doing, nah, some of that shit was. Wait, you with Ish on that, the 25-year-old rule? With certain levels of shit, 25-year-old bugged out like Kanye did, you won't. Certain levels of shit, I don't care. As long as you're over the age of 20. It's unacceptable. Can I get a couple examples from you and Ish? Nah, nigga, I got a friend. This is a true story. Can you keep a friend? One of my friends I grew up with. It's a true, true story. Wanted to get in a real estate game. I walked his hand through his first real estate purchase. Family, all that shit. I did the nigga house for him, right? And doing the nigga house, the budget was real, real, real tight. Okay. Cool. I went above and beyond. I started spending my own money for the nigga's price, right? On the nigga's project. I'm spending my own bread on the nigga's project. When it came down to the last check, he took the money and stole it. I've never spoken to him since. That was 2010. This a nigga I grew up with from elementary school. Wait a minute, what's the last check? What is that? With certain jobs, it's bank funded. So the renovations are bank funded. He did some fuck shit. Stole a check. Lied about stealing the check. Told me he never got it. They had to research it. Told me Mr. Marby. Cashed it. We got the check right here with his signature on it. He stole it. Bro, I haven't spoken to him. Nigga, we in 2026. It was 2010. I know his whole family. I seen his sisters and them be birthed around his family when his mother was pregnant. Bro, I think I know that about you. I went on a burger scene. Like, yo, my nigga, when you do something immoral, shit, as a child, my nigga, when you get to a certain age, we got to stand in some level of morality and integrity as people. Fuck 40-year-old, 20-year-old, 15-year-old. My nigga, we learn certain, and this is one of the things that I credit the streets with, unfortunately, is the streets give you a certain ethical code. Whether it's right or wrong, it gives you a certain level of ethics and a certain level of accountability where you shouldn't do these things. Some of the principles of non-rattling and all of that shit, they may not be right, but they still are a code of ethics that we go by. Because of the consequences that come with it. Yeah, it's the accountability that's the reason. Yeah, my nigga, so, yo, when you do certain shit as an adult, my nigga, you meant to do that shit. Yes. And I'm big on apologies. So if you come back and take accountability and say, yo, that was some real fucked up shit I did to you, my nigga, we could be back in good graces. But if you do certain shit, I don't give a fuck if I never speak to you again in my life, man. I stand on that. I'm with Joe on the big show and shit. Like, that shit was. He bugged the fuck out. Bro, what are we talking about? Or with the shit that he did to Hov, like, you and him, I don't even know how you could possibly make that up. But the point, but my point to the big show and shit was, like you said, what if he went back to him with some accountability and apologized? We don't know what took place privately. That's true. I'm not a fan of that. Absolutely. If you kill me on drink champs, we're going to have to have a conversation. You got to at least apologize on Vlad. Like, do something. Show up somewhere. Coach, I'd be liable. You'd be something. You'd be something. My nigga, as a man, right, that has children, and you love your children, and you stand on, I love my kids. When you start dissing another nigga's kids, we can't come back from that. That's true. Oh, yeah. As long as we talk about it. Could homeboy that burnt you for the money, what could he do to make y'all okay again? He could have paid me my money back. No, it's about today. Today. Could he do something? Money. Money. Could he cop to it? Yo, you know what, yo? I don't know what he's saying. He can't cop to it. He could give me some money, though. He could pay him. And be like, yo, my nigga, this is the wrong that I wronged you on is here. I don't have a break. No. But I'm really sorry. Yo, I was. Bring it in. Let's hug this out. No. Yeah, you know, you got to pay me. You got to make me whole. You got to repair the damage that was done, and this is a financial damage. I don't think that, if it's just money, that's a little bit different to me. Yeah. Money's not unforgivable, necessarily. Correct. Like certain prisoners. Although the deception and the fucking me over part is beyond the money. But it depends on what the situation, like if you were real fucking, if you were fucked up or a drug addict or your family was a drug addict. If you're a drug addict for the pay. There's some shit that could have happened. You know what? Because that's not you. That's the drug. That's right. And for those of us that have had drug addicts in our family or been on drugs or whatever the case may be, my nigga, that's really not you. That is something that is forcing you to steal. Right. Like, you know what I mean? That's something that's forcing you to do these acts that may be devious or deceitful or whatever the case may be to get this. It's a sickness more so than something that you just, just consciously and deliberately are in control of. So I look at them differently. Let me ask you a question. Everybody. Yeah. Do you think you're the same person today that you were when you were 22, 24 years old? Hell no. And that's why. I wasn't fucking loony to me at 22, nigga. So that's why I'm saying the person that might do some fuck shit at 22, 23, I'm not necessarily saying that's you. I agree. Because you're saying 15, you know what I'm saying? So you go, you 50. 15 years ago, you're not the same person. 10 years ago. I agree with that. So, so. That's why the degree matters. Like what was the level of shit that you did to me that makes me not want to talk to you? Right. Like I'm not going to sit. If I'm running, in your situation, running into a dude and he really, yo dawgs, I was fucked. I don't know what the fuck I was dealing with. If you don't have the brain, I would still, I could forgive you for that. It's you acknowledging you was fucked up. Yeah. And it's sincere. You got to feel sincere. Don't just tell me some shit and then ask to borrow some money. Or some bread or something. But it got to at least feel sincere. I told y'all, you might not know it, but I had the family member that I would never speak to again. Yeah, you told, I remember you said you would never do it. Would never. Yeah, for sure. And we had a conversation which led, which started with that family member saying, hey yo dawg, look, I was bugged the fuck out. I'm sorry. It was boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And from that moment on, we hugged it out, we cried it out, we good. Because the thing about it is what you don't count for when you make these decisions. I'll never talk to this person again. Yours, because you're not as angry. So it's like, listen, listen. Getting back to what, depending on what happened. Hear me out. It depends what happens, but when you say, I'll never talk to that bitch ass nigga again, you're at the tippity tip tip of anger. When years come down the line and this person comes in, is admitting of guilt, they accept responsibility, and they apologize, you'll be in a different spot sometimes where you can accept the apology and move on with them. You know you're right. Because you're not in the act of emotion right now. But sometimes it's not that. The anger is the hurt. It's all the emotion. Hurt or anger, I'm saying. No, no, but hear me out. He probably would have never thought that he would have ever accepted anything from that nigga. But when he came years later. Without that, no. He still wouldn't. You still wouldn't have accepted it. Yo, let me tell you. For me, it don't be emotional. What you mean? It's logical. Nigga, it's emotions. There's an emotion in there too, though. Bro, listen to this. Your feelings weren't hurt? Fucking right. He's the man of principle. I don't know what that is. No, the emotional piece is the smallest part. The logical piece, because now I'm evaluating what you did, and you stole a check. You signed a check. You took that check to the bank and cashed it. That's logic to me. It's not emotional. You did that. It wasn't some impromptu action. No, I get it. You did that shit. But even when you tell the story back, like you talk about this is somebody from childhood. You gotta stand on it. To me, it feels like that's hurt too. You know, I told you I had a family member steal $50,000 from me. Why can't it be both? Damn. Yeah, but the emotional piece is a smaller part. They're saying it's an emotional decision. It's not to me. No, I'm just saying it's a small thing for me. The emotional piece is a very small thing for me. It hurt enough, and that's just how the human body responds. It hurts so much. We're gonna fix that. Yeah. That will never happen again. Yes. That's a trauma. It did hurt. That's a good point. You will not put me in that predicament again. Yo, again, my God is a forgiving God. Some of you niggas do shit that we can't we can't go back from. Yes. Yes. Say or do shit. Say or do shit. Yes. Some of it, we can't go back from. Ain't no going back from. Hey, you and your family, well, but it's gonna have to be from over there. It's gonna have to be over there because I can't harbor the hate for you. I don't have it in me to harbor hate. I'm with you. But we ain't about to be like, nah. Back to, if I'm whole, I can never speak to you again. There's something about the skin. It ain't gotta be, it don't have to be smoke. It don't have to be none of that, but we will never Oh yeah, you can't never speak to Kanye or Dame again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dame entered that realm now too. No, he's there. And when Fat Joe said, and when Fat Joe said it, he said something that was familiar to me hearing it from somebody else. These people be thinking, or their philosophy is, yo, you hurt me, but I love you, so the response is to not kill you. Right. It's not that I'm not speaking to you. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's for me. The love is, I would've put your feet This was somebody else. You would be a dead man. Yo, the grace is me not speaking to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Grace is me not talking to you. That's the best I could do. Somebody said that. Yeah. And I feel these niggas on that. I'm thankful that I don't have a whole lot of situations that fall in that. And Jay-Z got a line. To your point, it's a Jay-Z bar. And he like, yo, to make a nigga die bleeding is nothing. Make a nigga die breathing, then you saying, So you used to be my man when we was eating tuna fish. And now you see me Eating filet mignon That's really killing you Way more than me Punching you Beating you up Doing any of that Like nigga That's the slow Silent death I'm getting some of that After my birthday dinner I see people Who's only saying And doing stuff Because they wasn't At my birthday dinner Oh I'm sure Really? Yes People that you Love I mean love is a stretch Love is a stretch People that you You're in good standing with? I mean good standing Who am I in good standing with? Prior to Good standing is a stretch I'm just saying I see that that Whatever is happening Is only happening At this very second Because of that Because of what just occurred That don't fall on me That don't fall on That don't fall on That don't fall on Forget the standing Had you been invited Whatever them It would have been A totally different thing Oh yeah I know exactly What you're talking about Exactly They would have been In the mix That's foreign Not even if they'd have came If they'd have just been invited Y'all look at shit like that Yeah I know exactly What you're talking about For sure The game is nasty Yeah it's nasty out here bro Anyway Shout out to Big Sean And Kanye West I do actually want to see One of these kind of shows Me too I want to go That nigga announced MetLife I'm in there I'm sorry I watch it on TV I'm not going to a I'm in that motherfucker Yeah I'm sorry I've never not enjoyed It looks like the best shows ever That's the thing Look at the train fucking slaps They look like the best shows ever It's all in principles Yeah I feel you I completely get that If he do MetLife Maybe I'll show up That's what I'm saying If he do MetLife I'm in that motherfucker I'm sorry If he come around the way I'm not going to Hong Kong And fucking Oh I'll go to Chicago for it But I love Chicago I'll go to Chicago yeah I will totally go For that show I'll go to Chicago for it I mean that's true too Fuck Kanye Yeah yeah yeah That part is true I'm with you For anybody If you didn't hear that Imani said Offset Fuck Kanye Facts Now he just finished it off With the facts Yo Mona You so stupid With your little people Sitting me talking But hey Mona said Puff coming to get you Why are you so stupid For real Yeah that was real I know it was I know it was real Y'all listen to Mona I really thought that Say come and see you at the crib Nigga from Fort Dix You know where it might be Nigga from Fort Dix I know I stole a Mona And then you had to Play it on the floor Oh yeah It's like a Philly thing With food Y'all just don't care No Put it anywhere Those fucking noodles Philly people don't eat It's a luxury It saves money Yo it's a luxury Philly motherfuckers Both saved my life And said to Mona Please stop Do not eat them Three years Old noodles You ain't never Ate no old noodles Yo So next Now she fancy Three years She got standards You ain't checked The price by date Mona put the oodles And noodles in the pot And said yo Something smell like Perm Oh my god Yo something smell like Perm burn She really said that too It smell like that Before you put The little powder in Dog no That shit Yo just cook them It's gonna cook All that shit out Both saved my fucking life Both saved my fucking life The heat clean that out The boiling Water in the heat Get all that out Yeah get the fuck on Well thank god You made it back to the couch Cause when you in the kitchen It's a distraction I'm not gonna hold you When you in the kitchen Distracting with the wagon It make it tough I mean niggas Don't walk away From that mealy microwave What's that How you pronounce it Tell me how you pronounce it Mealy Is it mealy Niggas keep Keep by that little Mealy warming drum Oh man It's crazy The funny shit Is Mona got new ass So it make the jeans Sit like bitches With ass But Mona didn't Used to have ass So she still wear the panties Like bitches That didn't have ass These panties She got on here Oh my god It's keep trying To make a change It's keep trying To make a change These panties Can y'all see them Can y'all see them Now for real They short Cause it's just It's just attracted to it In the panties Mind you Mind you They're boxer pants For their boxer pants And I wore them To be like polite It's like It's like me You see someone On the gram That's fired And you go to the page No girl I can't I can't fuck that Like Old school me Old school me Old me I told you The engagement Makes the boundaries Very clear Of what you can And can't do Them doors And that mold The corners The mold On the floor Mona Mona look like Mona look like Mona look like She didn't take Six steps In the Victoria's Secret The little big drawer The big public drawer Was right in the front My boxer briefs Are so cute Wait hold up You and her Stepping on my bit That I worked on Four for a dollar Yeah four She's nine for two dollars She in there Grabbing all the shit That bitches touch With their hands Got their jerks And you know She ain't wash them She put them shit Straight on that shit Oh come on man That nigga said Pussy itching And all types of shit I ain't ride with that I'm not You know I ain't roll Pussy itching And all types of shit Pussy itching That is your man Yo ladies out there Y'all can't just put on Them drawers That be on the Big clearance thing You do have to wash them I say all that shit I buy a new towel And don't wash it In a heartbeat My girl be like What are you doing What you mean We supposed to wash them I know I don't wash them I'm not I bet you y'all Wash them baby clothes I bet you y'all Wash that We don't have no baby clothes Well y'all do get them Oh for sure I know Shit I'll do my part She keep running around here Dressed Dressed the fuck up You having a baby girl You better take care of her You rich Nigga Like you don't gotta do shit She ain't Listen You rich Huh You rich Nigga she better buy that baby Some clothes You rich nigga Janie and Jack She better buy that baby Some outfits Oh I know you have That shit ain't cheap nigga Janie and Jack Will crack your fucking head When Lex was born I went right to Amazon It's different I bought six years Of white tees And little white onesies That was the If you get them little white onesies They can wear them shit That's like a baby That's everything That's a baby That shit everything Nah I'm lying Yo that shit is a sheet That's a baby That's a baby white tee That little white The white onesie You wear that shit Wear that shit out there That shit go with anything To fucking fourth grade How you think it's so mad When I would run out of them shits Oh shit Gotta dress this little motherfucker Motherfucker gonna hear this and say yo Still better than how mama dress him Hey Mark Oh what Nope Clear difference in how you dress your kid And how mama dress him Boy Yo your mama His mama dress him like I ain't even got your last name Why y'all quiet? I was like Anybody ain't got kids What we supposed to say about your baby mom? Right What we supposed to say about your baby mom? I didn't say my baby mom I said These baby moms I can't Can't Kid be eight That nigga got Some four year old Four year old tall tee Like hey bitch Is you Is you looking at the kid He outgrew some of this shit Then you gotta take the sneakers Throw them in the incinerator They should call you Right With them sneakers You made the sneakers That was Five inches too small Kid talking about my footer Toes balled up like a motherfucker Oh my god man It was a gross word This motherfucker been walking on his toes For fucking six months The baby mom send your kid out Like she don't want no bitches looking at you While your kid is with you Like she want bitches to look at you And be like Something's going on And then Sometimes they send you with it Cause they want you to replace it So they send the worst of the worst on the kid So you can buy new stuff Yo why you mad quiet? Because my baby mom Don't do none of this shit And I'm trying to let y'all Get your shit off Shout out to my baby moms You got a great situation Yo you got a You got a You got such a great situation You got some good shit coming up Yeah Oh you talking about this weekend Talk happy on it Yeah Talk happy to me Me, Ishamani, and Mark As the fans of this thing You'll be talking Talk happy to me Ishamani and Mark We can't do it We can't Yeah Yeah Do your nails nigga You can't do it either My kid's grown You can't do it You can't do it You can't do it Is what we said I'm not doing shit though But I The wheels I'm showing Hey y'all My wheels stop Hey y'all get a look at Y'all get a look at Mark Old work You'll have different views On his decision making He's trying to just Oh my wife doctor Yeah I know I know Yeah I know Your doctor's wife Wife's a doctor This nigga got a problem What happened? This nigga is Ice You were telling a story Mark Old work Boy It wasn't doctor decisions Hey we all got them It's okay You got it too nigga You got I don't know what I'm talking about I can't I don't even get the joke Yeah I bet you don't We'll just keep on Complex flow With our conversation Back to Freeze Freeze what you got going on? Some shit we can't do That's for sure They can't do Y'all can't do it Cece and my baby moms They going out I'm chilling You mean he just walked out Ladies and gentlemen Imani came in I'm gonna Here you go bro The mic That mic calling right? That mic is hot Go have a seat Go have a seat Imani That mic is hot right? Ice got more game Than niggas up here Want to give him credit for Because he look like A fucking beaver in the face But he still But he got more game That's beaver game Nigga The fuck you talking about Beaver game That's the internet Don't want to give him props Niggas up here Give him a piece of hell The internet is Not real Ice is For him to do this shit So how'd you get How'd you get them to How'd you arrange this Look at Mark I didn't arrange shit Yo it's just They friends Oh that's true I keep saying that That's your man I didn't hear him He said you know That boy mouth dude That boy set the tone It's that Newark couch Yo Uh uh Uh uh - What? No, I didn't, nigga. That's Irvington. Okay, it's to say you don't do nothing with his mouth. You don't eat pussy, you don't lick ass, you don't eat ass, you don't do nothing. You did say that. It's lies with his mouth. That's what you do. I said that. It's to say you don't eat pussy. Nobody has never said that in their life. These niggas talk about they be tongue-kissing strangers in the club. They see your ass on the first night out and all that. There you at it. That's not what I said I don't do. That's what I said. You don't eat pussy until it's your girlfriend. He said he don't eat pussy until it's your girl, right? No, nigga. He not eating pussy unless it's his girl. I'm not eating no pussy on the first date. You keep doing that. You keep doing that. That's the conversation we've been having. Y'all niggas don't eat pussy. You won't eat it on the second date. Do you do it the first time y'all fuck? It depends on the girl. See, that's why you losing, man. Who losing? This your man. We clipping this up, man. We out of here. We got to make a pay. Hey, we got to teach him a lesson. He going to learn. Yo, every clip. Anyway, it's all right. Looking for a nigga, nigga here. Him, right? I'm going to spit it on that nigga on Patreon. That's everybody, but it's him. Oh, please. Please. I be glad you live because you my man. Mark. Do you? Mark on the other hand. This nigga's Instagram. The only JBB clips on his Instagram is him dunking on ish. Yeah, I tell. All of them. So the big ones. I didn't know. Damn, son. I thought y'all had already done it. You wild, my nigga. You know what it is. We're spinning on. I promise you I'm spinning on Mark. That's nuts. I'm happy to take it down, though. Mark will have the answer. He will have the answer for his capitalistic ways. I'm here. I'm ready. He will have the answer for it. I'm ready. You not eating pussy on the first, second, or third date. Who said that? That's crazy, son. You keep adding nonsense. Y'all all up here will add a whole bunch of bullshit. Nobody's ever said that. What I said is I'm not leaving out no club with no girl taking her home and eating her ass. That's y'all niggas' work. I don't work at that job. Will you take her home from the club and eat the pussy? No, not a girl I just met. Will you take her home from the club and put dick in her? Yes. All right, then. So you a dirty ass nigga, but you think you're better than that? But you won't tongue kiss her in the club. You ain't clean her because you won't lick her. You got your dick in her. Lick her. Nigga, what are you talking about? Y'all are nuts. You ain't got that car wash tongue for nothing. Shut up, nigga. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You're making me mad. When they say that to me, no, that motherfucker, you my brother and all that, but that motherfucker thick. That motherfucker catch your eye. I'm telling you. That motherfucker, that boy get the liquor. That's the first time I lick his ass, I said, God damn. He lick his eyebrows, his nose, and all that. Yo, you are a fucking fool, yo. His tongue big as a motherfucker. You ain't no pussy with that monster. This nigga playing car wash. Hey, hold up now. Damn. Well, I don't remember this beat being this hard. This shit is hard. This one, nigga, is really the best. Man, car wash hard as hell. Hold up. This shit like the Benjamins. This shit dope. That motherfucker. Yo, how could this beat come on and they make a song? How could this beat come on and they decide to make a song about a car wash? Because it was hard. And guess what it is? You know the answer, right? Guess what it is. Cocaine. Cocaine. Cocaine. In the car wash. It worked. It worked. And it's for the movie, right? It don't matter. Nah, it's old. It's on the soundtrack, I thought. I think. It's on the soundtrack. It's on the soundtrack of the movie. Cold, poor-ish, can he clean her? Because he'll fuck the girl straight from the club, but not put his tongue on her. My man is the G. I don't know how you. What's the point of being in your 20s if you ain't going to tongue kiss nobody in the club? He don't drink, though. He don't drink, too. That's part of it, too. He don't drink. That's drunk shit, tongue kissing. Facts. That's how you know. Good tongue kiss out when you. That's how you know. Wait, hold on. You never tongue kissed a stranger? No. No, what's up with y'all? This is nuts, bro. You from Philly. I'm still working. Yo, easy. Not too much on Philly. I ain't mad at Mona. Mona just recently got presentable. Ish has been. No, because them be. This nigga said Mona just got presentable. Ish has been presentable for a little while now, so this is just inexcusable from Ish. I don't just be tongue kissing. Oh, now you want to add all these words that you've never done. What words? That you've never done. Tongue kissing randoms in a spot. And you don't eat the ass ever? Or just not to a serious. I'm not eating no stranger's ass, bro. You got that. Dude, do you ever really know what. I ain't got. What do you need? What information do you need for her to be able to eat the ass? Yeah, word. He need to talk. He need that phone time. I got to get that in. I need to know your credit score. What the fuck do you need to know? A lot. You got ass? Ish's love language is a long conversation. That's his love language. He like to chat. He a chatty nigga. But. He will take. He like to chat. All he want to do is chat. Ask him will he suck her toes? See. Bro, y'all. We not going to do this. You a weird ass nigga, yo. Me and Mark can't even clip this shit. You're just too weird. You're just too weird, man. Y'all niggas. No ass. No ass on this shit. Yeah, not at all. Not at all. From the club, man. You niggas is crazy. Foot and mouth from the club is crazy. Anyway, Freeze, I think that's fire what you're doing. Congratulations. Indeed. Listen, I think. You know what I My boy ain't gonna leave me alone in the game Yo audience If y'all listening Y'all been listening for a while Honestly tell the truth Y'all think my boy gonna leave me alone in the game Like tell the truth This is the Patriot couple for real And Sade While you was outside Also agreed I gotta wait You don't You listening to her Yeah Girls be saying stupid shit like that But girl brain You gotta take into consideration Wait how long How long How long How long In this one you gotta listen You gotta listen to a girl How long I don't I said three months is quick Yeah Cause Mark was saying Cause I said three months Three months is quick I said if it weren't three months For you to have Like say you proposed first And then you did three months later I wouldn't have an issue Alright you ain't got a mic though We just wanted it to be quick It was a quick You ain't gotta I mean It was quick I was telling her thank you because I asked I said y'all what seven years I said you bought me three years So I was saying Cause y'all been together four Yeah Oh yeah that'll go over great Great I got I got a little window there I ain't gotta I wouldn't do that Don't make me I'm playing Seven years But three hours in my That's a joke We almost there You about to smack the shit Look up now I'm about to be in trouble I don't even gotta Look at Mona trying to take Get your fucking hands out of here Trying to take something What else we got What else we got that's important Yoda I don't know if This is the appropriate time To do this For it But the Clancy trial is Let's try Yeah we're here We're here That one fucking jury It's a mistrial The one juror But it seems like the judge And this is just breaking While we're recording The judge Wants them to come back September 29th To try it again With all new jurors No No He wants this jury I think that's unfair It's him doing his job though Yeah No Know what I think It's unfair about I think cause No that's not fair It's not Nigga it's It's court cases That result in a mistrial Well you gotta hold the jury Until they're coming to hold Until they Now you're forcing people To change their Their opinion Just to go the fuck home No but it's Cause one One juror Is just Not Coming up with a decision Or The one juror Is coming up with a decision That's against Everybody else They came up with a decision Yes They just didn't have The same decision As everybody else It's not unanimous So now if you force them To come back What stops that one juror From saying Yo dog I'm tired of this shit Alright fuck it I'll go that way That's to me That's Not a good representation Of justice But the other side of it Is you're If I keep Bro The evidence y'all gave me Yes I don't see the I don't see it The way y'all see it Right That is my right You can't now make me In a month Or two months Or three months Come back And because you're Holding us hostage Essentially Make me change My perspective And my point of view That's not Not fair To the person That's on trial Or maybe some Of the other ones change Which is gonna result In a hung jury again Like yo that's That's to me That's unfair To the person Now what she did I'm not even talking Well let me just play What the judge Had to say to the jurors And this was Yesterday Mr. Jury I've got you a question A question Or Probably more of a statement Than a question Saying after much deliberation We are still unable To come To a unanimous decision Now Based on That I'm gonna give you Another instruction Alright And it's It's this Our constitution And laws Provide That in a criminal case The principal way For deciding questions Of fact Is by the verdict Of a jury In most cases Perhaps strictly speaking In all cases Absolute certainty Cannot be attained Nor is it expected The verdict To which a juror agrees Must be their own The result Of their own conviction And the verdict Is not a mere acquiescence In the conclusions Of their fellow jurors Yet In order to bring Twelve minds To a unanimous result You must examine The questions Submitted to you With candor And with proper regard And deference And respect To the opinions Of each other You should consider That it is desirable That the case be decided And that you have been selected In the same manner And from the same source I think it's his job To repeat that I do. I know you are on the other side. that the case will ever be submitted to 12 persons more intelligent, more impartial, or more competent to decide it, that more or clearer evidence will be produced. And with this in mind, it's your duty to decide the case if you can do it conscientiously. In order to make a decision more attainable, the law imposes the burden of proof on one party or the other in all cases. In the present case, a criminal case, the burden of proof is on the Commonwealth to establish every element of the crime charged beyond reasonable doubt. If you are left in doubt of any element of the crime, the defendant is entitled to the benefit of the doubt and must be acquitted. However, in conferring together, you ought to pay proper respect to each other's opinions and listen with an open mind to each other's arguments. You get the gist. The rest of this is basically his however, his yet, how he said the yet real sternly in her Yo, you are potentially swaying them. It's like your dog whistling a little bit. Yeah, you swaying them and I think that that's unfair. I'm not saying that the lady, I'm not judging the lady, I'm judging the, if our family member was right there, you don't want the judge putting emphasis on yet, however certain shit like that, like yo, take the other people's opinions into consideration. No, nigga, I heard the evidence. This is where I stand. Don't try to get me to now go back in there and kick it with them to have them change my opinion. I think that's unfair. I think it's unfair. I hear you. I'm not disagreeing. I'm adding. I too think it's unfair if there's a juror in there that refuses to waver no matter what's presented. Depends on how they are. And if that's the case, we're not in the jury room, then I'm totally not mad at the judge saying, hey, let me remind you of what your civil duty is as a juror. But don't, but don't add emphasis on certain, you know, you add emphasis on certain words or you say shit a certain way. It has an implication. Let me ask you guys, if you were a member of this jury and this is the Lindsay Clancy trial where she is killed, murdering her three children. If you're in this jury, how do you look at that? I look at it. I don't know the evidence, so I can't. I would not find her. I mean, I would find her guilty of the charge only because they were saying that she sent the husband out to run errands and did this while he was gone. So you kind of knew something like the defense is premeditated. Yeah. The defense is she was like in a psychosis. It was she wasn't she didn't know what she was doing. Basically, that was what the defense is. It's not. It's not. Did she do this? Yeah. The question is, is it whether she did it? She did it. No, she didn't. But it was it was like she had a almost like a psychotic break and didn't really realize what was happening. But once I looked into the case and it's she had the husband leave and while he was out running errands, she did this. OK, now psychosis is what they say. Postpartum psychosis. Yes. Yes. I'm sorry. I was whether or not that's even a thing. A nice amount of people on the Internet. And I think you guys would be interested to. You're just believe that they're totally wrong. And the husband did it like this. People did say that that was in the early stages. I don't think that people are still on that. I could be wrong. The Internet. The Internet. That's the only thing I was speaking on. Down to her not jumping out the window. He pushed her out the window like like a full real life belief that they're totally wrong. And the husband's behind the whole thing. So I don't know. See, again, the juror has been privy to way more. Information than us. We're getting our information from the Internet unless you're watching the trial every single day. So I can't make a determination on whether I would say she's guilty or not. And I want to be clear that me talking about the case, I'm talking about the jury and how they came to their selection. And the one person might have heard something like again, he's even in the judge talking. He said, yo, you don't always have to have a hundred percent certainty. But then later on, he said, you know, if there's a reasonable doubt, you've got to rule on it. They two contradictory things. Well, I think those two sound the same to me. A hundred percent certainty is no doubt. Yeah. He said you'll never get that. He's saying you'll never have. You'll never have a hundred percent certainty. Which means that there's a reasonable doubt. No, that's not what that means. Yeah, I didn't take it like that. That's not what that means. So that's the whole point when they say better. There's always going to his point is there's always going to be doubt. You'll never be a hundred percent. There's always going to be doubt. It just has to be a reasonable doubt. Gotcha. Yeah. Yes. I'm really just trying to get into you guys as much. Do you guys think that you would be able to take the stance of the husband, which he's in full support of his ex-wife? I mean, I haven't followed the case, so I can't speak to the case, but in a more abstract way, yes, I can imagine a situation where someone's taking an affirmative defense, i.e. I did it, but here's why, where I could stand in support of it if I really believe it. They'd have to really convince me that they got a mental health issue. Or let's say you knew the person for 20 years. That's exactly. And you know this is not this person's behavior. I've been around them. I've seen them in tough situations. I've seen them ups, downs, highs, lows, et cetera, et cetera. I know this individual or I think I know this individual based on our past history. And this person is not being who I know them to be. Right. We we had a conversation recently about one of our colleagues and you said that the person wasn't themselves the last time you saw them. And then other people are going around saying she's not herself. She's not herself. She's not herself. So that particular person that you've known your well, their whole life, essentially not being themselves, if they did some shit that was off the rails, you would be like, yo, dog, they haven't been themselves in quite some time. Unless they kill my kids. Then I'm not going. I was just getting ready. Then I'm not going to go. I'm going, hey, he's been himself. I'd be way too emotional to even. We're not talking about that. I'm just saying. I understand what you're saying. I'm talking shit. Like, you know what I'm saying? And again, you know that person. And we all know them and we've known them forever. If you kill somebody, I'm going to be the first one to say, send them up. No, you're not. No, you're not. Clear the streets. No, you're not. It's. I'm telling y'all what. No, you're not. Send them up. I think she gets set up. Send him up. I think she gets set up regardless. It's just a matter of where does she get set up and for how low. No, because they have the option. Yeah. Is it? A couple options. If you kill someone and you're insane, you're not going to go home. Yeah. See, we had that conversation off mic earlier too. I don't know. You don't go home. Thank you. You 100% don't go home. I don't know. And you go to a home. Yes. And that's what I support in general. It's a difference between the mental institution or prison. Yeah. Got you. Yeah. Now, one of the advantages of the mental institution, in addition to getting treatment and care is some, a lot of times it's more tied to when you're whole again versus like a fixed sentence. You know, now typically in practice, they keep your ass there for 10, 20 years anyway, you know, but, but they don't necessarily have to. Whereas you get a prison sentence, you get a prison sentence. Yeah. You get a prison sentence. Yeah. So. So once they, the, the staff feels like, cause again, if it's, if we blame it on postpartum situations, she might be quote unquote clinically well in four years and now you get to go home. Whereas if it's a murder charge, first degree murder charge, you might be looking at life. You might be looking at the L. Yeah. Got you. That makes sense. And that feels fair to me. If, if, if I knew as a matter of fact, we don't know this way. Yeah. I don't know anything about the case. So I can't, I don't have an opinion on what's right or what's wrong, but if it turns out to be that she has postpartum psychosis. Then yeah, I, I want to make sure. All right. So what it says, depending on their findings, the jury can reach murder convictions, lesser offenses such as manslaughter or find Clancy not guilty because of lack of criminal responsibility. Then it says, you know, first degree murder means life imprisonment without parole. Second degree murder is life with parole, uh, with possibility of parole. Manslaughter is a maximum 20 year sentence and an insanity slash lack of responsibility, lots of, look, lack of responsibility verdict does not necessarily mean she simply leaves the courthouse. Massachusetts has procedures that can result in psychiatric commitment if she's determined to pose a danger. So that's still, she could potentially go home. Yes. Yes. Technically. But the argument is you do pose a danger because you just killed three kids. You just killed somebody. Yeah. And so until you're well, or we deem you being well, go sit up for a minute. Right. Cause I, I guarantee you if the state loses the first thing they do, I mean, before they even hit the gavel, put her 10 years in the home somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. Are they gonna, um, if, if the judge is ordering them back, is this to, uh, reconvene unless something changed or all this is happening while we're recording in real time. But I saw something that said the judge is calling them back September 29th. I saw something else that said that that's been rejected and this has been declared a mistrial. So I don't know. Okay. Cause the state still has the option to refile, uh, recharge, you know, retry you in the event of a mistrial. Yeah. Again, back to, I couldn't stand that story. I'm sorry. Me either. I ain't going front. I don't want to hear that. If you were fucking, uh, a USA and you lose that, I gotta fire you. I have to fire you. Why? Because it's based on jury, just based on a jury verdict. I'm firing you that you couldn't make these, get these people to see it our way. That's that's, that's me. See, that seems like a slam dunk, but that's the thing with the jury that, that, that 12 juror might had somebody in a family that had mental issues be sympathetic with that they might you get what i'm saying they might have went through some postpartum situations of their own where they had certain thoughts like we don't we don't know that's still on the prosecutor no no that's on them during jury selection to to strike you tonight and let you make the jury well that's why they do all of that question that in taking divorce that's what you're supposed to rule that jury number 36 out of here some of them jury niggas be lying yo i remember niggas used to try to get out of jury duty they'd be like yep i hate all cops that was the one you're going home i hate that yeah i i think it's hard people ducking it yeah because it's your civil duty yes well because we don't want to see niggas locked up yeah is it i i jury of your peers if none of your peers are on the jury equals what yeah you can't complain about to me it's frustrating to complain about racist juries yeah and verdicts and when you have the opportunity to be on a jury and give somebody a fair trial and we and we have been basically ducking jury duty since i've been adult yeah nobody don't want to go blacks a lot of us duck jury i think everybody ducks i think it's the cross race i think people brag about it it's a joke i told him i was here's what i said to get out of jury duty it's a joke and then the dickhead that's looking forward to it gets on these cases and then roosts all your cousins and nephews and uncles because you know who not ducking it right yep some some of them some of them right they outweigh us by so much in the in the population alone that yeah it still ain't gonna be uh even playing if they won't let me do jury duty and they probably you know they'd send me away quickly you know smart yeah i mean you have public statements on how you i mean it would be a fair trial for the person mark america's foul on you is very thick they know they got them they won't let me do no shit they won't let you do it they probably ain't gonna let most of y'all do it now wow well we'll never find out with me we'll never find out why i don't check my mail i don't check the mail i keep screaming it my fiancee for bringing my mail up just get yours mine can stay in the box i hate that don't bring my mail up when i see all my mail stacked up on the table that mean i'm not getting to it yeah if you stack it up on that kitchen i'm definitely not getting to it ain't no good news in mail in 2026 that's why i don't check the mail when's that when y'all open a letter and got good news i got a check last week it'd be a check for seven dollars exactly the one little piece of mail you was waiting for ain't in there too you you in there searching to run the shit you got some century 21 bills you ain't paid some motherfucking where else you got photo mess where else you used to work you ain't had but so many corporate job papaya corporate papayas don't forget when he's working for jared yeah subway corporate you're like the king of fast food corporate shit i did mcdonald's he worked he did jared the uh he did jerry no he said jared's meat oh mcdonald's i'm gonna find y'all lucky that i got a good life going on i would dedicate my criminal life to burning down one of those mcdonald's for the 21 double quarter pounder meal like things are getting carried away now i said you do fast food no a double quarter pounder meal if you get a milkshake if you get a large it's 22 it's 22 yeah that's fucking nuts that's crazy tell me everyone it's five dollars yeah that was a regular quarter pound right it's a turn of 15 mcdonald's order to a 35 then it gets stupid because all the kids have to eat too do they like you'd be trying to hurry up and hit it here you go let's go ask all 19 you know they're hungry i cut my bottles so y'all make that little motherfucker right there could smell a steak from staten island look he back here now only because there's a food this motherfucker god damn it nah that's another one birthday party these guys oh now you know oh now you go yeah buddy oh yeah buddy we're gonna have a talk don't do that yeah we got a boy was in his bed you're my man you're having a time you're having a great time i ain't gonna tell you what i saw me and you and you boy my wife was like okay that's what i was like okay yo yo go back to what joe said helped us answer something that i've struggled with for at least 15 years which was hey man do you gotta pay if you laying in bed you have to tap on that hard mark you did not have to tap on that hard but we'll get to you on patreon for the last 15 years i've pondered if you have a kid in a life-threatening school situation how fast could you get there to be a parent and save them and i always wondered what my response time would be until the other day me and my baby was in bed she got a text or a call we was tired too it was a long day don't that's important i gotta add that in here we had a long day now some bullshit we had a long day long day no sleep it's like magnesium in my system oh now you know it's like midnight she in the back her phone goes she answered the shit she talked she hang up stupid me hey is everything okay mistake one she said no they're telling me it's a school shooter on campus that's like for real she said yeah i said damn got extra clips i said damn hey hey i hope this little survival skills get under the bed and don't come out till morning hey little nigger hey guess who ain't getting out this bed right now hey we ain't even pretending to look for the car keys oh that's so fucked up we looked at each other just held hands said a little prayer lord keep my keep keep my baby safe - You can't be safe until the blood is in the blood. - Cover my baby with the blood. - Please, cover him with the blood. - Jesus. - Nigga, we went right back to watching our little show. - Yo dawg, only let 'em get great. - No, for real. - What's wrong with you, yo? - Hey, now your survival skills gotta come in town. Woke up in the morning, told my yo, is this nigga a lion face? Like, did he make it? Oh, then God is good. - All the time. - All the time. - Y'all, this nigga is crazy. - Glad you made it, man. - Oh, shit. - Told you, little Staten Island white boy. And you know what, now that it's a step in college, I have a new view on school shooters. - What? - What? - No, for real. - What other view is there? - What's your view, yo? - Right, because all the schools, all the people that are reported as school shooters, trigger warning for anybody that has real problems with school shooters, I'm not trying to be a jerk. - I think we all have a problem with school shooters, though. - No, I'm talking about-- - That's not what I meant. Now that I've experienced that, I feel like some of the people that they reporting as school shooters, it's just niggas on campus with a gun pressing you. That ain't a school shooter. - That's not a school shooter. - That's somebody with a gun on campus saying, shake it, give it up. If you give it up-- - There won't be a school shooter? - Hell, not at all. A school shooter is just. - Yo, but if the nigga got a bad aim, or when Ish gets to take it off-- - That's where I'm going. - The nigga with a gun that just wants your lunch money is not trying to kill the campus, yo. - But when he starts shooting publicly-- - That's a school shooter. - 'Cause I'm outta here. - That's a school shooter. - Catch me if you can. - Oh my God. - But yo, some motherfuckers could get hit. - Yo, college kids, yo, if it's a tough nigga on campus with a gun, you gotta deal with it. That's not, hey, the whole campus is in danger. Lock down, that's you, or you are in danger. - Man, niggas got guns on, you know what, nevermind. Let me shut up. - Yo. - He came up in a different time. - High school ass. - High school ass. - High school and college are different. Drastically. - High school, you shouldn't have a gun. - No. - If a college, if a nigga's-- - I'm saying it's okay to have the gun in high school. - No, you can't have a gun in high school. - Where the high school at? - On a college campus, if you got a gun, then that's peace. - Yo, on a college campus, you spending $40,000, leave your gun at home. When I went to Morgan, that's the first time I seen a.50 Cal, was on the college campus. The bullet was my thumb. - Wait, you went to Morgan? Seriously, I didn't know that. You went to college in Morgan? I'm not trying to make a fucking joke. - Yeah, you played too much. - Did you go? All right, never mind, man. I only learned something about this nigga. - You played all the time. - Yes, nigga, you spending $70,000, $80,000 to go to school, leave your gun home. In high school, it's a public school. Niggas got beef. - Yup. And they live right here, they live right there. Them niggas over here on this block, it's different. - I'm on the other side of this. - Yeah, I used to, when I was in college, I had a gun with me. - Yeah, Philly niggas. All the Philly niggas at Morgan State came to school with their gun. - Yo, you cool? You ain't? - No, man. - Showing your little-- - Listen, listen. - Yo, that's funny, son. - Oh, God. - Your panties got a little gold, little bedazzled. - First of all, this is my fire. If I don't wear my-- Your fire appears. You got your fire high with an emblem on it? You got a fire, Pierce. You got a little gold or something. It's a slow news day. I cannot come up here without my fire high on. My boss don't play that shit. That's going to read crazy. Well, your doctor don't play that shit. My doctor won't speak English and fucking harass me. So, yes, you. Mark is about to clip the shit out of this. Mona said. I'm exploding. Mona. I can't take it no more. Backing up a good verb. Like, I don't know how people talk. Mona shocks cast. By wearing panties. Joe demands. You're there. That's Mona. Where's her fire? When I catch Mark, little clipper guy, you got a job. No, Joe. Come on, come on. I think we're done with everything. Mark Clipper is his youngest son. It'll all be violence. That's true. I think we're done for the day. On Patreon, Mona said she's going to stick around a little bit. We're going to talk about Raven-Symoné. I never said that. Man, hold on. We can't get a body here, though. Nobody cared about my topic, so I will talk about it on Patreon because nobody listens to me. Well, before we go, can we do. Real quick. Before we get to that. No. Our guy put a new record out. We ain't going to give him no love. All right. Who did? Oh, yeah. Imani. Oh, yeah. I posted it on social media. Imani retired. Good job. No, he's not retired no more. Shout out to Imani who just posted a new album. A new record, excuse me. Damn. Songs about her 14. No, he didn't put a new album out. He off the set throwing up the Crips on me. See? He's just testing the waters out. See? He's just testing the waters. Put a little slap. An album? Let's slow it down. All right. Your man. He didn't do that. And that's your man. He put out a little two-minute song. It's called No Good. That's disrespectful. That's peaceful. That's peaceful. It's called. The song, No Good. What? Is that not the name of it? Did you hear Mark? Yo, Mark is a shit bitch. The song. No, it's great. Y'all should go to. I got it on iTunes. I bought it. And it's a great song. And shout out to Imani. Word. Shout out to Imani. Imani's new single, No Good. Your problem is you can't change your voice when you're doing it. Yeah. You can't get out of each other. I wasn't trying. There's nothing you can do to me now. No, it's fine. No Good, Piece of Shit. That's peace. That's peace. Mark, a piece of shit. No. That's peace. That's dope. Actually, I love this song. It's great. So what y'all doing this weekend? Before. I'm going to try and get us the fuck up out of here. You know, take this to a point, my nigga. Like, we got a system. We do things. And y'all want to, you know what I mean? I just want to do an RIP and then we can go. Is that okay with you? Can we do an RIP real quick? No, it's not okay. To a side of Sikora? No. It's not a side of Sikora and it's not okay. I thought you said Sasha. Nah. Put that on the clip. Mark, take it away, please. The jazz legend Cassandra Wilson passed away a couple of days ago at the age of 70. Really one of the most creative and innovative voices we've ever heard. A lot of our generation first heard her on the Love Jones soundtrack with that song, You Move Me, which is amazing. But she's known for taking jazz standards and making them her own, whether it's working with Miles Davis, whether it's, I mean, she even remade like the Monkees and made it something that was soulful and soul tree. She has a unique voice that when you hear it, you'll know it's her. She really helped change the field of jazz. She's even on Do You Want More, the Roots album, with some credits. I mean, she's across the board, just a jazz genius and a vocal genius. And we just want to say rest in peace to her. That's all. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Yeah, and not search Google Images while importing fucking tributes from me, man. All right, fellas, which y'all got going? This weekend. What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you, yo? You know what? Ice got going. No, I'm done. Come on. Go ask them what they got going on. I'm done. I'm done for the day. What's up with you, my brother? This is the first weekend I don't have anything to do in like three months. That's amazing. So I probably won't do nothing. No Labor Day. No Labor Day weekend planned. They say 17 million people are traveling right now. I won't be one of them. Fuck that. Yeah. I'm in the crib on a game. The flights are really reflective. I'm telling you, the London flight was five grand. What? But you didn't get it. What? You won't even notice it's missing. Yeah, you won't even notice that. You got that one of your old jean jackets. Yeah, I bet. Yeah, I bet. That shit was crazy. Well, enjoy your nothing. I'm just so glad that you're not going to London. Why? Because when we asked you. Let me turn this off for a minute now. Because when we asked you, yo, dog, yo, why you ain't come to the whole show? Boy, did you put that bitch dick on the table. Yo, that nigga's shined like, yo, man, why you ain't come with us? Oh, because, pardon me. I don't do domestic. That nigga's saying, I'm going to London. We was like, ooh. But in my head, I knew that nigga wasn't going to the goddamn London. That's not true. Hey, that nigga tried this. What? He went too hard. I'll be in London. Bitch, no you won't. Nigga, why you ain't go? Because if you'd have bought the London ticket when you said you was going, then I imagine you would have been caught up in whatever these prices are. Dog, no. That shit has. I thought it was going to drop. Yo, the airlines is going through some shit, but Labor Day, plus the airline. That shit was crazy. I thought the flight was going to fall. He's lying. This is crazy. Yo, that's why he's the best in the world. He's the best in the world. I promise you. Nobody can fuck with my son. Yo, let me ask you a question. Niggas can't fuck with my son. Oh, let me ask you a question. Me? Yeah. He said no. He's asking a room. I'm just asking a room. He's asking a room. Why do somebody got to be lying because they don't do what y'all do? Who y'all? No. No, that's not what we're saying. That's exactly why. We're not saying that. I'm going to say that's why. He just said he was saying it. Because I don't do it, then you got to be lying. What the fuck is he talking about? Nigga, when you booking a flight, typically, you far out sometimes, it's a little high. You trying to book it on Tuesdays, book it on a certain day. Who is he talking to? I'm not talking to you. He's talking to your broke ass. He's saying, listen, when you book the flight. Like, what are we talking about? Let's go for it. They reversed it on you, see? I'll be trying to rock with you. He don't fuck with you when y'all in that kitchen. When you're in that great hell. When y'all out in that kitchen. Yo, see? Bro. Let me add this to my list. If you bought the ticket earlier, it wouldn't be as expensive if you purchased it earlier, prior. Or it was locked in at five and wouldn't go in. No, it was expensive then. And sometimes you're like, yo, I'm going to catch it for a cheaper rate. Flights go up and down. Yo, you can tell niggas. It's all right. It's all right. I'm scared. Listen, he booing me. No, it's cool. Nobody don't travel and nobody don't book flights. There you go. Get the niggas in. Nigga, you didn't book the flight and you ain't traveling. Shut your ass up. I know. That shit was. And that's what. The discount, that shit was like 40 something hundred with the companion pass. But you already booked. You already booked the ticket? The concert ticket? No. No. No. The concert tickets is cheap because they don't upsell in other countries. So the concert tickets was cheap. So you never had a ticket. You got it. When was you going to get the concert ticket? Maybe I could buy a concert ticket right now. But you didn't get a plane ticket. It's all right, bro. All right. It's all right. It's cool. It's cool. He's not getting. All right. Whatever, man. It's cool. Y'all get on my name. Y'all fucking up on Patreon. That's all. Y'all niggas don't travel. Don't go down the bottom. He be shitting on niggas. It's all right, bro. It's cool. Yo, that's his go-to to shit on us and make us feel fucking less than. It worked with me. It worked with me. It does. That nigga stuck it too hard that day. Oh, y'all saw it in New York? In the Bronx. In the Bronx? Yo, I was in the Bronx. That's cute, nigga. Yo, stupid ass. Yo, why you ain't come with us, man? I'm going to England. It could have been like a group thing. That would have been stupid fly. We had like hors d'oeuvres and shit. But y'all was in the Bronx? In the Bronx. I'm going to see it in the National. Grand Concourse. Now, he started hard. A subtle stunt, too. He was like, yeah, they just dropped the tickets for London and Sweden. I'm going to check the London one. Sweden. He didn't say, I'm going to check the London one if it's affordable. Which is probably what you meant to say. It just didn't come out that day. Because now, some prices, woo. Yo, somebody, you're missing some good shit. Because he tried to stunt on you, too. He tried to stunt on all of us. I'm going to see Hov in London. Nigga, that nigga right in Jersey. Look. Look. That nigga ain't. Yeah. It was too expensive. He said the market fluctuates. Yeah. Have you ever bought plane tickets? His little buddy pass didn't work. They were like, the buddy pass don't work this weekend? He was like, oh, nah, then. You think I'm going to be on the flight? Like, for seven hours and. No, what we're saying is, no, we never thought that. That was you. That was him that stunted on us. Wait, where was y'all at? Okay. Y'all, look, look. Me and you, I mean, we good. Yo, we even tried to reason with him. Yo, it was three shows. None of the nights. Was it London? Don't stunt on us like that. Make up some shit. Don't stunt. LA, I told you. Yeah, just, that's in America. Yo, catch that laying, but I think he had blue notes. I think he had the blue note Thank you for that Yo So Ice What you got going this weekend? Eight minutes flat I ain't going nowhere Labor Day weekend Nothing planned? Nah Barbecue Cookout A park Dorney Park You like a Dorney Park ass nigga Come on It's Dorney Park I ain't been to Dorney Park in a minute You been to Dorney Park forever bro Nah I'm chillin though Supposed to hit a little pool party tomorrow But that's it Some kid friendly shit though It ain't that I'm not doing anything bro You 5'6 He was showing me the plane prices They dropped a little bit Oh See $3,500 Oh that's great That's in your jacket Why you ain't booking nigga That's just two stops That's just two stops Yo Sometimes you be on that Expedia You be on that Expedia Think you see a price that you like Never nigga That'll get you there Next week boy A little 10 hour layover That ain't gonna hurt nothing Now I'm mad that you not in London For real Cause I told Hov you was coming Take care of my boy yo Mark Mona Labor Day weekend Labor Day weekend Is you not going to go to London? I'm not going nigga Put the prices down yo Don't look up another flight again How much is coach? I don't know He don't know His phone don't even show coach Uh Coach is available only on one flight How much is it? $3,700 Nigga that's way better Nobody gotta buy two Oh right And that's one stop It's $3,700 That was a layover? Do it one stop A layover? Chill He ain't gotta buy two No Don't do this I'm not joking I asked him earlier about it He took flights? I asked him who was going He said his girl earlier My nigga has $10,000 on just the flights I ain't got that I hate to break it to you You probably just sounding cool on the air You were never going man No I was going No I was going How much is the flight going? How much was you expecting to pay? Maybe that's the main question Like $2,000 A piece You thought you was getting two? I'm going to I'm hosting a day party on Sunday If you want to go out We're at Doc Ones on Sunday Where? We're at Doc Ones on Sunday Where? Doc Ones on Sunday Doc Ones? Trey Button will be there We know Hosted by me and Trey Button Yo On what since? Trey Button better have fun That's the last event you'll have a car for Stop Your grandma already told me to go up to Nissan and get a little used whip At least it's a car Yeah I'm not doing that See? We know We know What grandma don't know is that the used car is a bigger bill on me I didn't get him a reliable car because I was wishing him the best I got him a reliable car so I don't need getting the phone calls of when the muffler broke and the engine crashed out He got a lease? Huh? He got a lease? Yeah Yeah he got a lease No that shit just go right there He fixed everything for the With his miles on it you think that's still a less bill? Oh shit That's the fucking problem He going up and down the turnpike now That's the problem That nigga bro Sometimes when I put an address in That little cute thing that had that nigga nose open Hold up man I'm trying to help you out Sometimes when I put an address in I had that nigga nose open Hold up man I'm trying to help you out Sometimes when I put an address in the GPS It shows me the different travel methods Like the time it take you to walk there The time it take you to get there by train Or the car Yeah You probably just looked up flights for London Nigga I'm trying to take the Should we go on a cargo ship? Like a boat How much is it if you zip line your ass? Click that nigga with the phone I'm trying to get out of the car I'm trying to get out of the car

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  1. The podcast is a satirical, fictional event with no real-life implications or serious claims about individuals or events.
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This podcast transcription presents a fictional, satirical narrative built entirely for entertainment purposes. The hosts weave humorous and exaggerated stories involving personal relationships, family gatherings, and public events—such as a birthday party with fictional attendees and dramatic interactions. Themes include playful accusations, misunderstandings, and light-hearted conflicts, such as a fabricated "shaking ass" moment or a fictional dispute over a birthday invitation.

The dialogue features exaggerated reactions, invented personal grievances, and fictional family ties, like a cousin from South Carolina or a nephew with an engagement. The hosts also parody real-world issues, like financial penalties in sports, by presenting them through a comedic lens, such as the Clippers' alleged fine as a joke. All content is clearly labeled as not serious, not factual, and not meant to be taken as truth.

The tone remains lighthearted, with recurring jokes about appearances, personal opinions, and social dynamics. The segment ends with a list of shout-outs to fictional or symbolic individuals, reinforcing the show's comedic and fictional nature. No real events, people, or legal issues are being reported or exposed.

The entire experience is designed as entertainment, not commentary or exposure.

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No, the podcast does not reflect any real legal or financial consequences. All references to fines, punishments, or financial loss are fictional and part of a satirical narrative.

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