Heading into Joe's birthday weekend, the JBP kicks off this episode discussing the cost of barbers (1:25) before Joe addresses the fans who wanted the crew to talk about Lil Durk's trial (41:38). The room then dives into the DJ Vlad & Elliott Wilson interview with Hit-Boy and whether you can 'knock a hustle' (1:23:25), Hit-Boy speaks on his relationship with Nas (1:34:55), plus the investments into his father's rap career leads to a conversation over Hit-Boy's decision making (1:44:00). Also, the new Druski CTE skit is met with criticism (2:25:29), Lady Gaga sends shade towards Madonna (2:35:49), footage of Gladys Knight performing on tour (2:47:13), new music (3:07:05), and much more.
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With the cop glasses, too? What's going on with you, Mark?
Yo, you are such an idiot.
At least it looked like an official Clippers shirt, not the shit that Uncle Bobby made.
Oh, no, no. Pablo sent me this.
This is a double.
Oh, good. All right, cool.
Yo, this guy's insane.
So, yeah, back to you, bro.
So, Joe Budden is here talking about, you said you get two haircuts a day?
Only Thursdays.
Only on Thursdays.
What other days you get haircuts?
Now that the mics is on, y'all going to do y'all best to form like Voltron and make me sound like the dumbest guy in the world.
No, it makes sense, but it is rich people shit.
It's rich people shit.
But I'm down.
That's all we're saying?
That's our only fight.
I'm down today.
Audience, we were talking.
I don't remember what we were talking.
I think it was haircuts.
It was haircuts.
We were talking about your haircuts.
We were talking about your haircuts for your party and what we're doing, and then you said you got a whatever time.
Oh, yeah, that's what we were saying.
And then you got another one.
Oh, wait, let me.
Hold on, hold on.
They're going to get mad.
Let me preface this with it's a real nigga's birthday weekend, even though it ain't.
My shit is Monday.
Happy B-Early.
Happy B-Early.
Next week is my shit.
I've seen some of your comments.
Some of y'all are a little annoyed that I keep talking about my birthday dinner, and I would hate to annoy anybody out there.
Okay.
So go ahead and cut this bad boy off right now.
Not even hit the button, just cut it off?
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't hit the button.
And Tuesday.
Oh, yeah, skip the whole next week.
If you're tired of hearing me talk, unfortunately, that's what I got for you today and next week.
I'm sorry.
Now, go ahead for you.
I'm sorry.
I had to do that for you.
So your actual birthday is Monday?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yo, Ish, I slapped shit out of you, nigga.
Don't try to act like you don't know my birthday.
Yo, you ain't my girl, yo.
But you know my birthday.
Yo, this guy.
Even though I don't know yours.
Yo.
It's in January.
See, there you go.
Wow.
It's in January, though.
There you go.
I know your birthday month.
I know your birthday month, too.
So we talking about haircuts.
We talking about the haircuts.
We talking about haircuts, and I was like, Freeze was like, he getting his cut at 11
in the morning, 9.30 in the morning, something like that.
I was like, my barber's coming at 5.30 in the morning.
The first one.
The first one.
The first one.
All he said was, my barber coming at 5.30.
And we kept him moving.
We let it go.
We let it go.
And then he said, and then I'm going to go see the other barber at 11.
And that's when, wait, wait, what happened?
Exactly.
Which I didn't think was news up here.
I said, I have a barber for my head, pause, and I have a barber for my beard.
I knew you had two barbers, but I didn't know they were specific.
Yeah, that's what I know.
Two different barbers every week.
Every Monday and Thursday, my black barber comes from my head.
Every Thursday.
I go see my barber for my beard, because at 46, I do like the scruffy look a little bit.
I don't need to be on top of that like that.
To which y'all said is, and I just don't see it that way.
This ain't me pretending.
This ain't me.
Y'all, let me ask you a question.
A beard barber is some rich people shit, man.
I applaud it.
I think that's phenomenal.
It's wild.
And your beard barber has been your barber for 20 years.
Yeah, I fired him.
So he magically.
Remember, I fired him.
I remember.
You demoted him, it sounded like.
No, I fired him.
Okay.
I got the fuck away from him.
I got the fuck away from him for a while.
And then I went and ventured out.
This is how somebody gets two barbers.
Yes.
And then I went and ventured out, and it just wasn't happening for me.
They brought the chin strap back?
Yeah.
Basically, niggas would do your beard right, mustache wrong.
Mustache right, beard wrong.
Beard right, sideburns wrong.
It'd just be like, so I'm like, let me go make up with this nigga who did it right.
And now I got two barbers.
So was he fucking up balls on your head?
Oh, but when I was searching for barbers, I found my black barber who's gone on four years,
I think, with us now.
Wow.
All-time fly.
Shout out to Milt.
You're orange.
Everybody out there, salute, salute.
Irvington, all that.
And yeah, Jose's at Inglewood.
Inglewood to the fly.
Shout out to all of that.
Alpine and all of that.
What else we got?
Saddle River and all of that.
I went to see a house in Saddle River last week.
Never the case.
Never again.
I'm from Saddle River.
Hey, yo, y'all be clear, yo.
Y'all be trying to make that shit sound like it's the new Alpine.
Like, man, niggas with money is going out there.
I get it.
It ain't.
It ain't.
It ain't.
It ain't.
Stop it.
It's nice.
Upper Saddle River.
It ain't two barber nights.
It ain't nice for a nigga with two barbers.
No, it's nice.
It's nice.
It's not the new Alpine, yo.
A lot of these realtors on Instagram.
It's been there, but it ain't that.
But it should not be mentioned with Alpine.
Again, it's all I'm saying.
Now I'm in my elite as back.
No, it shouldn't.
Saddle River.
Upper.
Upper Saddle River.
It's a distinction.
Upper, yeah.
It's different.
It's like Montclair, upper Montclair.
Either way, it's a bunch of fucking farms.
It's a bunch of nice farms.
It's farms and nice kitchens.
Well, all this fucking contamination, man.
Why not?
You know what happens, yo?
It just depends on who you are.
Some niggas really like the big ass traditional looking house.
Yeah.
That shit be $8 million.
And then some niggas like the ultra modern chic shit.
That might be $8 million.
It just depends on, like, if you go to Colts Neck, these niggas be having 20 acres.
Or some people want the woods, the farmland.
All of that shit, yeah.
So it just depends on what your preference is.
Yeah, do you niggas.
In Colts Neck, Rumson with my spot in the hood that I put me on to.
I told you, all that shit.
Chill.
All you niggas with the motherfucker.
I seen a, what was I seeing in Colts Neck?
Nigga had a 23,000 square foot house for $3 million.
Hey, you're a bum.
You're a bum.
You ain't got a bodega nowhere around you.
Nigga, you out there.
You ain't got a.
That's two-way square feet, man.
What you about to do with that?
That's too much.
That's too much.
Yo, if you do that, it's just you.
Wait, no, I would go.
You watch me up.
Wait, hold on.
He's a bum.
23,000 square feet.
For $3 million, he's a bum.
On the water with a bum.
If you get 23 square feet for $3 million, you're a bum.
Sorry.
What the fuck are you going to put in 20,000 square feet?
And you depressed, nigga.
Ain't nobody visiting you.
You ain't seen a cousin, a aunt, a friend.
Colts Neck.
You're not seeing people that live in your house, nigga.
Rumson, no.
They all.
No, Rumson is by water.
If I got 23,000.
Rumson, everybody go to water.
Colts Neck is not.
If I got 20,000 square feet, I'm putting a bodega.
I'm putting a bodega in my house.
Nigga, you wouldn't move to Colts Neck.
Shut up.
They drop one off to Colts every week.
No, you wouldn't move to Colts Neck.
Who you going to fuck then?
Nope.
My girl.
That's peace.
That's peace.
I ain't fuck with you on my birthday week.
I'm chilling.
I'm chilling.
He got to fuck a little bit.
No, no, that's my man, man.
What time you come to my shit, man?
Pause.
I don't know.
Don't do that stupid shit, George.
You know he's stupid.
Just come in, man.
You know.
I was there before everybody last year.
What you talking about?
I don't remember that.
Well, I was there last year, so I mean, I can't say.
Nigga, last year, I was there.
I parked right in the front.
I was there, man.
You didn't park right in the front.
Yes, I did.
No, you didn't.
All of our cars were by each other.
I'm telling you something.
No, he wasn't.
I parked right behind your car.
Listen to me.
My car was right behind you.
Can you let me talk?
I can't talk over you.
No.
I was parked your shit.
Hey, freeze.
I'm telling you what I'm saying.
It's not right.
It wasn't right.
It's all I'm saying.
If you come out the spot and make a little right,
you ain't going to take a couple steps.
I'm sure you was right there.
I was right there.
That's what I'm saying.
But right in the, you know what I mean?
I wasn't in front of the door.
I was in front of the spot.
Yeah, yeah.
You was like by the train station.
You wasn't right in front.
Not right in front.
Are you doing that bullshit again?
Who?
Bringing the fleet out?
No, even worse.
Oh, shit.
You got some new shit.
Even worse.
Even worse.
I know you did.
Some other shit out there.
I know you did.
Don't worry about who owned what.
You'll never know.
But it's beautiful.
You can take a picture.
Don't scratch nothing.
It's all out there for the photo op.
Okay.
Go ahead, you and your lady.
Not really y'all,
but any of my cousins,
anybody want to take a picture,
go ahead.
It's fly shit out there.
Don't sit on it for too long.
Don't sit on it.
That's all you need to know.
Don't sit on it.
Don't sit on it.
Fuck my balls.
No, no.
It's niggas coming.
Niggas is going to be niggas.
You know what niggas do.
You know what niggas I'm talking about.
It's going to be a couple niggas.
That's right.
I know what niggas do.
You said it on my show.
You crazy.
You know what I mean?
We have a good time.
A good time, man.
Back to what we were saying.
Yes, two barbers is rich in niggas.
I just don't.
It's bougie.
And congrats.
Let me ask you a question.
And it's fly,
but it's still rich in niggas shit.
Hey, congrats.
Watch this.
It's a headache.
Yo, both of them three figures a day?
What's three figures a day?
Nigga, three figures.
Over $100.
No.
Yeah.
Where is he?
The shop.
The shop.
Somewhere.
Or his house.
He's in his shop.
Oh, that's what I'm saying.
But does the shop clear that reserve for you,
or is it?
Oh, there's probably nobody there.
That's okay.
There won't be anybody there.
He made it sound like he'd just be in the shop
sitting around talking about the game.
You know who you're talking to?
He ain't going.
Nah.
He wasn't going to the shop when he was.
He moved?
Not this rich.
That's true.
So on an overall third,
I'm just curious.
How much is the overall barber cost?
Experience weekly.
Yeah.
How much do you spend a week on a barber?
Mill is $250 every time I see him.
Okay.
It's Monday and Thursday.
I don't know what Jose charge.
I just give him $75.
Okay.
I don't know what he charges.
So $600 a week.
So you spend $600 a week on haircuts.
But see, that don't make it rich nigga shit.
Yes, it does.
No, it don't.
It's $30,000.
It's $30,000.
Bam.
That is.
That's why I started.
I started clipping more.
Yo, I'm clipping now.
I see.
Yo, some of us bring home 30K.
Oh, no, we got to talk.
I understand.
What are you talking about?
You can't hit my car.
Yo, you crazy.
Look, I just follow the rules.
No, no, no, no.
The rules are changing.
Rules are anything that's on the network.
No, no, no, no, no.
We'll talk about the rules.
I don't know what you and Schwartzman talked about.
We'll talk about them.
It's fine.
It's cool.
We're working out.
Look, I'm a team player.
What team do you play for?
The L.A. Clippers.
The L.A. Clippers.
The N.J. Clippers.
The N.J. Clippers.
The N.L. Clippers.
Yo, shout out to the Clippers out there, man.
Shout out to everybody listening.
Hope you all in a fantastic mood.
Boy, I am.
Boy, I am feeling great.
Get this thing started, man.
Let's get it, man.
Yeah, no, I woke up today.
Woke up alive.
Breath in my lungs.
Make it be fortunate.
Fortunate.
Let's see here.
I'm in a great mood.
This is the last week before them kids go back to school.
Oh, my girl.
Daughter going to school next week.
Yes, get the fuck out the house.
Get the fuck out the house.
Fucking 11-year-olds just knocking on the door about nothing wanting to talk to their mom.
Move, yo.
Talking to their mom.
Hey, when their mom got a close relationship with their kids.
That's the worst.
Like, tight-knit.
Like, shared.
Really talk.
Like, if you don't get the fuck out.
I'm trying to foam.
The laundry.
When y'all do that, it make me sound more crazy.
No, it doesn't.
No, it don't.
When y'all show up.
Because y'all be knowing what the fuck I'm saying.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Because all y'all, well, not Mark.
Y'all niggas got somebody with us.
Come on, man.
Nigga, I know.
You know how it is with these other kids.
I know.
Anyway.
Let me find something to start with.
Y'all go ahead and talk.
Nigga, it's crazy.
Oh, y'all crazy.
What?
You got it.
What'd you think?
Because the other kids in the house, it's supposed to stop the show?
No.
Not at all.
Okay.
Not at all.
Welcome back, Mark.
Thank you.
How was your vacation?
I was doing my numbers one time, fucking the oldest son, well, only son, sleep on the
couch, home from college.
Nigga, I was going.
You don't ever feel no guilt about that?
Me?
I'm quiet.
I don't think you said it ain't my fault.
Shit, y'all.
It ain't me.
I'm doing my big one, and I got to remind you, get your son out of my bed.
Get your son out of my bed.
That's all you got to say?
Oh.
Okay.
Man, that performance ain't coming but twice a year from me anyway, though.
It ain't really a problem.
It ain't really too much of a problem.
It's normally a silent experience.
Quick, quick, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fast, fast, fast, fast.
Meditative.
Stupid.
Oh, man.
Let's see here.
How we want to start this bad boy?
Idiot, y'all.
All right.
Apologize to my wife this morning.
This is a public apology.
Wife, I love you, and I'm sorry.
Wife?
You sorry for what?
I'm sorry for anything I did.
But to that hoe that tried to extort me.
Bitch, you can't extort no nigga like me.
It's going to be real niggas for the win every time.
Fuck you, though.
You can't tell on me, bitch.
I'm a real nigga.
This is my wife right here.
This is my wife.
You can't just tell on a nigga like me.
You just got fucked.
You got to respect that.
You gon' be in the game, you gotta respect the game.
On God, yo.
Whitehawk living.
On God, that's it.
Real niggas better win every time.
I keep telling you hoes that.
You hoes do the same thing.
Fuck.
Joe, buddy.
I'll be your host for this evening.
You know.
Got me with the baby.
White.
Lit it.
Go.
Willie, go.
Josh is stupid.
Put that bass now.
I don't think you're right.
Ball to the black top with it.
Ball to the crack box, crack box with it.
Mic check, mic check.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Pop the trunk, let the bass knock with it.
Hey.
Get a lot of texts, a lot of calls.
Hey, yo, you been at home practicing, too.
You playing with the little app.
I mean.
Now, he went out and said,
I ain't playing with the app.
He went out and seen Rock On a couple of times.
Ask him how I do the thing, in and out.
Shout out to my boy, Rock On.
Rock On, I'd love to have you, but when you get drunk.
You left me with him drunk one time.
I left you with him drunk.
And I'm on his shit.
He came over and started talking to me.
I asked him to take selfies and pictures and shit.
He's like, Joe.
He was like, did you turn around and laugh?
This is my first time meeting a nigga.
Why your man Ishe tell you?
Nobody told me.
Come on.
I smoke.
always for the ladies always for the ladies big virgo season big virgo season
this feeling right here and music ain't nothing like it it's gone yo
yes seriously it is a little bit
big jersey big jersey whole new york city what's going on out there
everybody upstate everybody in westchester long island yonkers and all that nassau county and all
that
i got in new york
shout out to all the djs out there everybody outside oh shit oh yeah that's my phone got it
hey shout out to all the girl dads out there shout out to all the girl dads out there
wow
i also got me
shout out to all the kids in college out there everybody on vacation out there
big phelps in the building what up phelps
stay seated get comfortable man you ain't you ain't gotta go to target
you ain't gotta do nothing you chilling nigga you with me today
huh
big juice in the building hey juice hey
Shout out to all the secret pregnancies out there.
I see y'all.
I see y'all.
Hey, the day you get down, I can't see no one else.
It's you by yourself, yeah, in spite of the crowd.
No one else matters.
Here we go.
We about to get this bad boy started, man.
Take your blood pressure pills.
Go ahead, roll up, pull up, do whatever you need to do.
You never heard of Joe.
You know what I'm talking about.
I love you, guys.
Oh, Philadelphia, what's going on out there?
Big Mona, Big Mona, hey.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Huh?
Yeah, yeah.
Here we go.
Wait up.
Here we go.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That's the energy I'm on, fellas.
That's the energy I'm on, you.
Hey.
Fuck y'all think going on.
My niggas ain't picked up them suits yet.
Huh?
Y'all thought them niggas picked up them suits yet?
Nah, boy.
Fresh creases when you see them, nigga.
You ain't even on them?
Huh?
You ain't get your shit in them?
Hey.
Oh.
Wait up.
Come on, y'all know what type of time I'm on.
Here we go.
Big Virgo! Big Virgo!
Egos!
All right, man, we about to get right into the proceedings, man.
I ain't got no time to waste.
They like me, I want them to love me like they love pop.
But I live in New York, niggas are telling y'all, look at me.
My money on my mind, got a meal at the field and I'm still in the grind.
My short six is filling my stash, filling my throat.
A girl from Wooded, they buy and they ready to go.
I'm getting close, I'm footballed with money, I got the age to be able to take control.
And I have the same time to make a love, so come give me love, give me love, give me love.
Yo, shout out to all the Patronis out there, all the subgroups out there.
Shout out to the Clipper, Mark.
Egos!
Hey, y'all mean, shout out to Elvia, this one had foxes on lock out there, Jersey City and all that.
Come on, y'all know about me, ask around.
I'm a little bit of a rock star, I'm a little bit of a rock star.
I'm a little bit of a rock star.
Like, rock, rock, rock, rock, right.
Like, I was trying to think of some other shit.
Like, no, no, no.
Freeze the freak-ass boy, boy.
Okay, okay.
They put the warm wax on you.
Warm joint up under that.
Girl, stop.
Oh, my God.
Trying to think of shit.
Trying to think of other shit.
This kid just.
Damn.
Yo, that's crazy.
Listen, man.
I wanted to ask my peoples, man.
But you in there by yourself, right?
I mean, she not in there, would you?
Your girl.
No, no.
Oh, nigga, get hard.
Yeah.
Get hard.
Any erection you could get without your girl around?
Get that shit.
Get that shit out the way.
Yeah, as long as it ain't like cheating.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That ain't close to cheating.
Okay.
Nah, not even close.
All right.
Weird, maybe.
Cheating, nah.
Weird, kinky.
It's a lot of things.
Listen, y'all ain't had no wax up, but it do something to you.
It's true.
I have that.
It do something to you.
I told y'all, homeboy, when I go to get my nails done sometimes, back in the day, you
used to come up for me, give me a little massage, and my shit would get a little.
Wait, what?
Wait, hold on.
What?
I told you, man.
That's just.
That's just.
That ain't even.
I don't turn away no dick movement.
That just mean I ain't been touched right here.
Go ahead and get that shit.
I got a little knot on my back right there.
Yeah, I'm cool with the wax.
I don't turn it away.
Yo, you crazy.
What I'm going to tell dude, it's his shot, nigga.
Dog, shut up.
Dog, shut up.
Dog, shut up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That just to let me know my body's in joint.
Get that knot right there.
That shit, my girl be skipping that spot.
Yeah, you know that nigga mold, too.
You know that nigga mold, yo.
With Herb in that spot right there.
I wonder that nigga pack the lube in the bag.
Oh, shit, see.
Yo, you won't get off me packing lube in the bag.
Don't worry.
If you get some extra reward mouths, you can do it, too, man.
You got to get more points.
You going lookers.
I mean, order, water, try to be cute.
He's trying to say you broke.
That's not what I'm saying, boy.
What are you saying?
You don't spend enough.
I'm saying if you get-
Which is similar.
Reward points.
You know people can't just walk in there with that.
I got you.
Walk in the nails.
When I go to lookers with you, watch.
It's different.
That's what I'm telling you.
It's not, though.
It is.
Uh-oh.
You pay for what I get for free.
Oh, you keep saying that.
You keep saying that.
We both in very long-term relationships and are vehemently against cheating.
Indeed.
So I don't even know what you're referring to.
I'm just saying, you know, I can shoot threes.
I don't even know what you're referring to.
You got to get layups.
Because I'm faithful, man.
And hopefully we both are.
But next time you go to lookers, invite me, man.
Listen.
Elmira's finest in the building.
What's poppin'?
What's poppin'?
My boy, we work on another show together, so I asked him what color he was wearing.
Because Parks be trying to be best dressed.
He told me.
I ain't going to tell y'all.
He told me.
It's no big surprise.
I'm wearing black, man.
You didn't go with the green?
Can't go wrong.
Are you going to do the green?
Nah, I couldn't find my size, man.
Damn.
I was looking for the green.
I just knew you was going to come in with the green.
I was trying, man.
You too.
I was trying.
I almost did burgundy, but couldn't find the right size.
I think I might be going green.
I'm glad I didn't then.
Yeah.
Black is classy.
The black tie fit.
Black.
You can't go wrong with black.
Can't go wrong.
Yeah, you can't go wrong with black.
We black, so we're going to say.
But black on that white skin.
You got to see how you style that black.
Because he's still going to look like Parks is flying.
Everybody I know that's flying, I've been trying to get info from him for a few weeks.
Michael Paul finally told me what he was doing last night.
It may sound regular.
Here's another one.
It ain't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It ain't.
It ain't.
Blue on blue on blue on blue.
Okay.
On blue.
Navy, navy, navy.
I already know what that's about.
That's going to look real good.
I already know.
On him?
That's going to look really good.
I might not let him in.
Yeah, fuck that.
It's your birthday.
Just for the dinner, not the party.
If somebody ain't dressed right, you letting them in?
Huh?
If somebody ain't dressed right.
No, hell no.
It's a video right now.
Some little London girl kicking somebody out of her fucking black tie vest.
You can't come in here looking like that.
No, sirree, Bob.
We ain't playing that shit.
Really?
And let me tell you what the bullshit Michael Paul's on.
Let me tell y'all so y'all prepared in advance.
I told Michael Paul, please invite some of his people that I like.
Michael Paul got people I like.
So I said, hey, man, invite such and such, such and such, such and such, and such and
such, right?
Michael Paul got a lot of people.
He did invite all of the such and suches.
And before we got on the phone, he said,
don't worry, my table is going.
I said, oh.
My table.
Oh, I see what he's doing, boy.
I'm glad I know these games.
Speaking of such and suches, did you work out the kind of such and suches
that could be allowed at your party?
Work it out who?
The boss.
The boss.
Yeah, I think.
What was the resolution?
There's going to be a lot of family there.
Some of my cousins coming from down.
One such.
A lot of coworkers, a lot of real, real.
It's going to be, it's going to be a good mix of people.
The boss approved the list.
Okay, that's important.
That's all I need to know.
There's no surprises on there, right?
Sometimes things get lost in communication, Ice.
That's the time the list comes through and something gets dropped off.
You know how you type a message and you thought you sent it?
Yeah.
It don't lift, you get that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the makeshift point.
Listen, got to keep on point.
Said it was in the name.
It was in the name.
I got to make it.
That shit ain't going to work.
You swore by it.
You swore by it.
You know something like that.
You had a gown on.
Six inch heels.
Because you don't know it, but I did invite homeboy to be massaging me in the nails.
Oh, shit.
No, that's a joke.
I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
Big Poe is in the building.
Indeed.
Big Phelps, Big Juicy in the building.
Tanner Erickson is in the building.
Savon is here by remote.
Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you beautiful people,
out there are here.
What's poppin'?
What's poppin'?
What we on?
I heard you tell me you had to give Corey the speech.
Oh, Corey is another one.
Yes, yes, Corey.
Not really a speech.
Not a speech, but you know.
Corey is coming with his lady.
They've been together about fucking, I don't want to fuck up his timeline.
Let me not say it.
Yeah, yeah.
I know how long they've been together.
They've been together for a little bit.
I don't know how long he's telling the other bitches they've been together.
Oh, shit.
That first year, you could get mad.
I'm not lying, bro.
We just met.
It's going well.
We'll see where it go.
But anyway, yeah, Corey got to do the whole, I'm here with my lady and nobody knows, so
I got to introduce her.
I got to get her played or get her drink.
You think Corey's going to introduce her?
Yes.
He got to.
I think there's certain things that Corey has to do now that he has no idea about.
He in the club now.
You got to move that way.
I agree.
I'm glad you're giving him some advice.
You think Corey's going to get her plate?
What the fuck?
A fool to come there.
I think Corey might hit her with a little airplane.
Yo.
Oh, he's definitely doing the airplane.
You remember at the Jay-Z concert, he was doing the Eskimo kiss and shit?
Where you at?
He Eskimo kissed that Jay-Z.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was doing this.
That thing was in love.
Butterfly kiss.
Exactly.
Yeah, nah.
He different.
He different.
He a whole different person.
I'm shocked.
This nigga you see right here, when she around, it ain't that.
That nigga giggle when she around.
I'll see tomorrow.
Oh, yeah, no.
You'll see tomorrow.
Yeah, I'll see tomorrow.
There you go.
Because I'm going to be looking.
That nigga giggle.
I'm going to be checking it out.
No, you'll see it for yourself.
Yeah.
Wait, you bringing your dude, Mona?
I don't have a dude.
No.
And honestly, this is the thing about when your friends are richer and more successful.
What he did was the nigga picked my plus ones.
Because he invited me.
He was like, yo.
He was like, yo, here go the invite.
And I was invited last year.
My nigga, you know, he kept me in.
I was invited last year.
This year, he said, you're invited.
And then under, he said.
But.
Tell Juice, tell Phelps, and tell Janice, right?
And then when I said, oh, well, I'm going to bring.
He said, no, the fuck you not.
And I thought it was planned.
So when I ran him through the text.
Look at his face.
And he never read the text.
I said, oh, maybe he didn't hear me.
So I came back and I said, hey, I was thinking, I'm going to bring something cute in there.
And he repeated, no, the fuck you not.
And then I said, oh.
Oh, he serious.
He picked my plus ones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice move.
Nice move.
Touche.
And you got more than one.
Yeah.
Come on now.
Plus one, plus two.
I got to give you.
That was smooth.
It was nice.
I like how you did that.
I'm going to take that from you.
Because you can't trust sometimes motherfuckers plus ones.
I respect that.
It was a smart move.
A few people.
A few people.
A few people I had to call and change their plus one.
How do you do that after you already invited them?
No, I invited.
Who you bring?
I invited them.
That's right.
And a plus one.
Then, through my investigative skills, I learned who their plus one is.
You got to see who they've been hanging with a few weeks before.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, girl.
Your story right there.
Third slide.
Nah.
Nah.
Don't be fun.
Nah, nah, nah.
Not at all.
Not at all.
That's funny.
Some of these people you know from your own travels.
Ain't that sad?
Such and such.
Some of these people you got your own experience with.
Such and such.
Yeah, a lot of such and suches.
It couldn't be a surprise.
Such and suches, man.
You got to be careful when you get your show all the time.
It's tricky.
It should get tricky.
Been around that neighborhood before.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, some people shut their own plus one invite down because they know me and my girl ain't
fucking with them.
They knew it was a mistake.
It's like, Joe, shit.
No, no, no.
They don't fuck with me.
Hey, you right.
You right.
You did it right.
Anyway, man.
Come on.
Topics, topics, topics galore.
Wherever y'all want to start.
I got hot takes for you.
Who wants some?
Come get a plate.
Come get a plate.
Yo, while I'm talking about hot cakes and come get a plate.
In one of my dumber moments in life, I petitioned for.
Called it 13 years for McDonald's to do all-day breakfast and then they did it last of the week
What a horrible idea. I was wrong on that one. I was wrong
Because they wanted no more once once it came they say what it looked nuts nobody went and got break
Like I said it last it was it was maybe a baby two weeks give or take three after that niggas was like
Knew that yes, they were doing all day breakfast. Yes. Yeah. No they did it. We heard y'all. We're now doing all-day breakfast
They rolled it out and it was one of it. No, we'd be wrong
No, it's not that we'd be wrong. We're wrong. I know it'll be wrong
It's just niggas don't really know what they want. So do you think you want it you get it?
It's like well anyway this shit all day. It was going to McDonald's getting the same shit. That was in the afternoon. That's a fact
Yeah, yo the egg McMuffin egg sausage egg McMuffin with cheese
Sound like a good idea until you try to order that motherfucker at 3 o'clock. Nah, dawg. Nah, nah
But you have to McDonald's for listening
But I did think about that the other day like boy was I wrong the consumers know it's right
But sometimes when I'm home, I think about my biggest I just was wrong. I just was wrong
Anyway, that was the biggest one. That was one of them. That's one of them. What say you what was your I have no idea
I just curious. You don't ever think about it
No, not too much. Really try not to live with it. What about you? No, don't even cry
What's my mom think that she was wrong about?
Where do y'all want to begin? What's of what's a matter of most importance?
I wanted to curse you fans out, right?
Because our last podcast and shout out to the people that just consistently listen
But on our last podcast y'all was cursing cursing us out and cursing me out because we spent over an hour
We're talking about Joey badass potentially cheating on his fiance
And y'all know listen man me and my boy come alive in them
But anyway, so y'all was cursing me out saying yo over our on cheating and not a peep about the little dirt
Trout and I saw that said a few times and it irked me
It did it hit me right here in much it bothered me about
About where we are as a community and because there's such a disconnect
I feel like I should explain it to y'all at least my thinking so you can oh my god
I think and this is me. I could be wrong. I believe that there are more people out there
cheating or
thinking about cheating
Then there are people that murder over small grievances
Hopefully and where we are as a society. No, listen, I can break down
Listen, there's some people out there that hit at cheating shit. There's a lot of people listening that don't cheat at all
So they'd be like, oh, they're so immature, but it's still entertaining. Listen, then it's people that's cheating
Somewhere way down the line. There's a few three people out there
that murder
over very small
Grievances, I don't have nothing to say about the dirt route
I don't care about the dirt route. I'm tossing that shit to my criminal experts Mona and ice
Whenever it comes that is I don't care what duty low said I don't know duty low
I don't know duty low. Is it me and not you? I'm not the criminal expert. Yes, you are
Yes, you are. You just been the other side of it. Yeah way more about dirt. You know about you a rat, you know
All the other side of the criminal
I ain't the rat cause I ain't doing this shit
She's the criminal like he's the DJ. I'm the rapper. She's the criminal
I'm the civilian. Yeah, there we go
You know what it is y'all it's because Dirk is a loved person Dirk is somebody that people feel like, you know
They that's they family people love Dirk. Dirk was like a whether whatever he's connected to however violent the music is
He was out that long the niggas watch him grow up build the family got all them kids in that house people love him
So people want to keep up with it and the shit that's going on that boy
That's what I've seen mostly people reacting to the boy that got on the stand or jam
You know that was nasty
It's like Jam does this big he does this long bit. He's open and honest about how Dirk hold him down
There is the only person holding down. He talks about how people forget about you when you away, which is true
People yell for you six months
Then they legit forget when you get all the time people that you're taking care of that you love who builds you pain
They will forget about you and forget you exist. He talks about that. He comes home
He even talks about him telling dirt behind got no clothes and Dirk say you're gonna close nigga
You got us like I said, he yells your name keep your name outside the whole time
He said he said Dirk changed his number like 17 something times and every time he changed the number
He made sure that his mother that James mother had the number you feel me whatever y'all need y'all call me
And you're not the criminal expert
She I mean it was like it was rough to watch and then because he gets on the stand he gives it up
And I know that a lot of people cuz even when I was talking to people out of there like
Well cuz Jim also said that when allegedly dirt asked him to do that
You know to shoot for him or whatever his whole thing was like damn. I didn't want to do that
I didn't want to come home on that. Um, I just want to spend time with my son, but it's like bro
Then I remember you say no
how about you say no and cut me the fuck off because it's like the idea is if he would have said no to dirt his
waters off and now
He's fucked right, but I rather that said then you do it and give me up like that
I mean some say that he's the one that got this shit rolling with being pulled over in a traffic stop
Wait, just for clarity. You're saying what you would rather the murderers do. Yes. Okay
Let me just jump in really quick to tell the listener out there
It's why you got to be more careful than you think about who you giving hand-me-downs to
But after that when it get to people you're not related to you can't give hand-me-downs to just anybody
They'll take the stand or you tell about when you kill that nigga
Now how I'ma feel looking at you nigga you ain't have a dresser
You ain't have a armoire
Yo, you don't remember the nigga Omar came in here with this tie
I ain't heard a nigga say armoire in 10 years
Yo, as soon as I said it, I'm like yo damn nigga stop doing armoires
Back in the day
I ain't heard a nigga say armoire
You needed an armoire
Y'all old niggas, armoire is crazy
That's a bleed of descent
That's a bleed of descent
You still got an armoire?
Why don't you keep it in your armoire?
What's in it?
Have your room big enough?
Great jeans
My wife won't let me have it in the bedroom because she says it's out of style
So I keep it in the basement
Anyway, listen, I'm tossing it back to my criminal expert
But I'm not going to do that
But he said when he was in jail
Dirk reached out
Held him down
Yada yada yada yada
Let that also be a lesson
Hold up, we teaching
Listen, we teaching
We teaching lessons today
You niggas
This is what I tell Isha all the time
You niggas that do these kind gestures
For just whoever
Who the fuck is this nigga?
I thought it was Bo
It's poetic justice
That a nigga named Jam
Jammed you up
Got you in the jam, nigga
I didn't get it at all
He's surprised that Jam got him in the jam
All right, go ahead, Mona
I'm shutting up
I'm shutting up
That's the
Boy, they about to beat Trap Lord Ross up out there
Bro
Listen, you know, I went around talking shit about Trap Lord
First of all, Trap Lord Ross got me together
He told me, you big bitch, get your wig fixed
Before you go to jail
You worried about what I'm doing over in London
Because I couldn't understand
Back when he put out the documentary on Vine
You know, everybody had something to say about that
But I couldn't understand, you know, whatever
That's a waste of conversation
They did run down on Trap Lord Ross
Because they felt like when he was reporting
The way he explained it almost led
Like Dirk was telling her
Dirk was corroborating
But again, that goes back to what I'm saying
Like if you're not of the culture
You will make a mistake like that
And don't know how big of a fucking problem
You can cause a nigga by doing that
You know, because it's not
It's not, no
It's not for sure
Which is one thing
Just one thing
Because it's y'all new age kids
Outside the court, right?
If y'all saying
Because I see y'all rapping for Dirk
Y'all got your shirts on
And y'all saying
Fuck Trap Lord Ross
For that shit he said
But then once Trap Lord Ross
Start reporting
Y'all be quiet
And then the message is missed
You gotta say
Fuck you, suck my dick
Your mother
Fuck you, shoot you dead
You gotta say that shit
While he's doing his story
At least fuck up the content
Yeah, because if y'all just
Because y'all be like
Fuck you, nigga
We fuck you up
And then he be like
Hey, whatever
Listen, this is what happened in court
And then they get quiet
And then I'm like
Oh, you niggas scared of security
Y'all scared of security
Yo, 90s niggas would have
Threw something
90s
He wouldn't have been able to do it
It would have been some scuffling
He wouldn't have been able to do it
It would have been a scuffle
He would have had to do it
From in front of a house
Seven blocks away
Wait till he got back to his room
Or whatever
He walking in that bitch comfortable
On God
He walking in that bitch comfortable
Oh, that's God
Not saying that we want anything
To happen to this nigga
Just because his head's small
Don't mean we want him to be safe
But that nigga hair not out of place
He getting in there smoothly
And he talking sassy
To you fucking fake niggas outside
Hey, listen
Jam got on stage
Toad on there, friend
Like, he is sassy
Alright, I'm shutting up now
Back to the moment
I'm glad you're not into this.
You don't have no. I'm not, Mark.
I know it sounds like I am.
I'm not in. I don't know. I don't give a fuck about none of these people.
If you. I think that somebody should have jumped in long ago.
But now today, I'm just not into just stupid crime.
You know the crime I'm into?
The white boy that fucking went and burned his whole family down.
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
The white boy, he was in his room playing video games all day.
Dad observed that, kicked him out the house.
He came back when they had their family dinner on Saturday night.
How old was this kid?
He was an adult.
I'll find it for you because I wanted to report it.
I thought 19 or something.
19-ish.
Somewhere around there, between 19 and 21.
I got to look it up.
Don't quote me.
And he came back on their family night and shot everybody with a fully automatic weapon
and then burnt the whole house on fire.
Damn.
Wow.
That's dark.
Rest in peace.
That I would like to discuss.
These niggas that's just killing because somebody stepped on your shoe one time
or because you got punched one time or because you don't like he said smoking on this.
I'm too old.
But getting cut off from your video games is perfect.
That's where it matters.
Now, listen, you kick somebody out.
Hey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, these white people crazy.
And this is like the fourth.
You crazy too?
This is the fourth white kid like in the last two months.
No bullshit.
It's like this happening.
Upstate Pennsylvania.
The same way niggas is getting hung and they trying to keep it quiet.
Yeah.
White people is killing the entire, wiping out the whole fucking lineage.
Yeah.
And they keep it quiet about it.
But anyway, back to what Jam said.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Are you getting bougie about your crimes with Crime in America?
Seriously, like does it make you look at.
Because he wear a suit at his new job.
Yeah.
Or not always a suit.
But like he dresses up.
More like Panamanian dictator.
I do dress different than I do.
Yeah.
And you use your.
And you use your.
Oh shit.
And you use your.
No, they look like.
They look like Ferdinand Marcos.
Zack, I'm up.
And he use his fancy cold switch voice over there.
He a whole nother person over there.
It's true.
It's true.
I change.
I change over there.
I'm not over there to be me.
I'm taking notes, nigga.
I'm watching.
I'm not over there.
It's a great show, by the way.
I really enjoy it.
Make sure y'all check it out if y'all haven't.
Yeah, for sure.
Fuck you, Mark.
Yeah, fuck the checkout.
Check it out if you haven't seen it.
No, but I just think it was like.
It was.
I think.
I think collectively, no matter if you think the case is dumb or whatever, everybody was
just like, ew.
Like, it was just gross.
That shit was fucked up.
It was.
He been too vocal about what Dirk did for him to just, you know what I mean?
And it's like, I do get the other side of that, but I don't believe it.
I don't believe that he had this super positive plan.
He only wanted to be around his son.
I feel like when you live that gang life like that, you know your role and how to play it.
You know what the fuck part you play and where you came from.
I don't think that it was a surprising thing.
And I think you could have said no.
I think that was the option, you know?
However you tell me no, then just.
Give it up when it's time.
I mean, allegedly, he gets pulled over with a pistol and writes them a sneaker note and
says, yo, I got some information on bodies.
People are thinking that he's the one that got it kicked off.
He does.
He has been on record to say that he felt like they was too sloppy and they were going
to get court.
But nigga, you still got y'all court because you slipped a note to them niggas.
Like, you are the one.
He mad at Dirk because he put him with the low level killers.
Like, niggas that don't kill, like, to his level.
He said that.
He did say.
He did say something like that.
He said that.
He wanted to be, like, in the upper echelon.
He said, I'm a star.
You got me down in the G League.
Nigga, I'm an all-star.
You know, you got me with these fucks.
Because he said, he said, yo, it's LA, it's Hollywood, it's actors.
I don't know this hood.
I don't know the back blocks.
I don't know how to get away.
It's fucking cop.
It's the daytime.
It just seemed like we shouldn't do it, man.
Right.
He's not putting him in a position to win.
So how about not doing it?
Like, that's the part I don't get.
Why you don't do it?
Yo, Mona, you couldn't.
Yo, if you listening out there, you don't have to kill.
If you going to tell, nigga.
Just period.
We can just put a period on the door.
Yeah, you just don't have to kill.
Look at you.
I'm talking about if you going to tell.
Look at Mona.
No, I'm talking about if you going to tell.
At the end of the day, it's like, these are choices people make.
You know, you make that choice.
You're in the gang.
That's what you're doing.
You're riding for the rest of your life.
You're on the set.
Then, nigga, you know what's going on.
Don't act like, you know, oh, he asked me to do that.
It's like, nigga, you ain't come home and start a construction company, motherfucker.
It would have been a different thing, I would assume.
You know what I'm saying?
You came home still repping your gang.
And I'm sure those type of niggas, when you take care of them in jail, they the ones,
man, if you ever, anybody, nigga, anybody, I guarantee you was on that, too.
So, like, come on.
Like, it's all stupid.
It's all foolish.
Yo, you never.
They from Chicago, bro.
Chicago been fucked up for 30, 50 years.
I don't know enough about Chicago.
In New Jersey, that guy, don't believe him.
You're going to, in New Jersey, you're going to meet a lot of.
Yo, nigga, this my old hood.
I kill anybody for you, nigga.
I got 30.
You're going to meet a lot of them.
Don't believe him.
And if you do believe him, even more reason to not invite him over for dinner.
I don't understand.
I just don't understand what's going on out here.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
This shit about to get darker.
It's going to be dark.
I don't even.
And even when y'all say keep up with it, I think it's depressing.
Like, the first thing I thought when he got indicted, I was, like, disappointed in him.
Because when he had the criminal situation with Vine, I thought he was in trouble then.
He got out of there some kind of way.
That boy got five, six kids.
Like, that's, you know.
Well, that's the other thing.
I'm not reporting on none of this because I'm super confident in my non-expertise of what's going on.
I don't know nothing that's going on.
I know it all sounds like he going to get sent up.
But then he's also represented by Drew and Brian.
And Drew and Brian is like Jordan and Kobe to me.
That's a fucking fact.
I have to see them lose.
Right.
Just to believe it happened.
Before I say they about to lose.
Bro, that's why I ain't saying shit.
I watched the Thug trial and I was like, oh, shit, this nigga don't say anything.
I thought they had him.
And Thug got album dropping.
And then it's home.
So, clearly, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
So, I shut the fuck up.
I don't know nothing.
They did a horrible job on Thug's case.
Now, I'm happy Thug made it.
But, you know, that was like a shit show, though.
Like, come on.
I mean, I'm with Joe.
I would have to see them lose to believe it.
But it's like, bro.
Like, the main nigga is giving it all up.
And then they got all the messages and all that shit.
I got just, I don't know.
Times is different, you know?
I don't know.
Tell him to do a podcast.
Just give it all up and do a pod, you know?
You can rap and do a podcast nowadays.
You can do that.
Oh, yeah.
He tell, come on, and just give it the fuck up.
Go on Twitch.
That's been happening for a while.
Move to Alaska.
He ain't got to move.
Living in Igloo.
What he got to move for?
Damn.
I'm still a killer.
Right.
Them killer rats.
Yo, that's the thing.
The killer rats.
The killer rats.
The killer rats.
I remember when they came out.
They some scary niggas.
Lawyer said to Jam, this is how I knew Jam was one of the killer rats.
Even though I heard some of the Chicago niggas say, yo, he's, but this is what I knew for
sure.
Lawyer said to him, well, you got incentive for being up here, right?
You trying to go home.
What are you trying to get out of it?
You trying to get your freedom?
Nigga Jam said, I want a number.
Huh?
Instead of the L.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I want a number.
I don't want to be free.
Just give me a number and I'm fine.
I was like, yo, these niggas dead.
Y'all got it.
Y'all got it, bro.
Yeah, it's y'all world.
Y'all got it.
Yes, I want to talk about cheating.
I was about to start with Drewski.
Yo, if a nigga say some shit like that, what you going to say?
Bro, the fact that so many men live that way or think they have to, that shit is sad.
It's sad.
It really is sad.
It is, bro.
That shit is nasty.
But yeah, let's move on.
It's depressing.
But while we're here, you said you want to talk about the Mo trial.
You want to talk about the Mo trial, too, even though you're not a criminal correspondent.
No, I was just, I'm not a criminal correspondent at all.
Part-time.
Mo 3.
Mo 3.
He said Mo 3.
There's two murder-for-hire hip-hop trials that are going on at the same time.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, one's a fed case, one's a state case.
So it might be a little, but one's in Texas.
Yeah.
It was more so, because again, you see shit come out about this trial.
With Mo 3's trial, the young lady that he was dealing with took the stand and was saying
that he was at her house.
He had just left her house.
He was at her house, and she thinks that her younger son had let his dad know that dude
was at, like, he had, they had smoke.
And the younger son was the one that let the dad know that he just left here, and that's
how it all popped off.
Mm-hmm.
See?
Joe, this is the shit we was talking about.
And this is, that's what I was more so, it's not about the trip, that part.
This is why you can't.
You cannot go to their house.
You can't.
You can't go to their house, and that's why I don't like, back in the day, doing that
thing when they kids is there.
Why?
You're always laughing at me when I say that.
Because you want, because all it takes is one phone call, one.
Putting a call, they pop.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm never going to their house.
Ever, ever.
It's just the easiest way for shit to go left, a bunch of different ways.
Like, issues always say, yeah, you say you don't deal with the nigga no more, but he
still got a key.
And you don't know he got a key until he walks in the door.
Ooh.
Now what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or, she's lining you up.
Listen.
Yeah.
There's always that part.
We've seen it go the other way, too.
So, I mean, this is really.
There's no reason to go to a girl's house.
I'm dead serious.
I'm dead serious.
Like, ever.
Y'all got to be serious, serious.
No, I know.
Like, you're talking about ever.
That's Joe's stance.
It's always been his stance.
It's not my stance.
So, it's not a girl with children or a girl with, it's just period.
Don't worry about it.
You bring her to prison.
It's not my stance, but it's my stance for the first three months.
Yeah, early on.
Early on, no.
Early on, no.
Early on, yeah, I don't trust it.
I got to know you real good.
I don't get if a woman lives alone or if a woman has been single for a while, what would
be the issue there?
Her.
Trust in that.
Yeah, but not just that.
Tell me.
Mona.
Mona, the woman can live alone or say she's single.
Just like women say to men, okay, you say you're single.
Does anybody. Is there anybody that thinks
she's not single?
Yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
Or you got a crazy baby father
who be tweaking out
the view with niggas?
He know where you live.
People have been in
relationship eight years.
Break up with a motherfucker
for a month
and be like, I'm single.
No, you're not.
You're not single.
I get that.
And Roscoe or Tamika
do not know that you're
single neither.
Like, you playing games.
Yeah, for everything they're saying.
I just know men to be. I mean, you've been a celebrity
a long time now.
And this is against. Yeah, you have to move
a little different.
This is against
whatever the common belief is.
But I just know men
to be much more aware
of details.
And details will get you killed
if you ignore some of them.
Women are just a lot more casual
with things that are higher
on the list.
Yeah, he ain't gonna do nothing.
He not like that.
Yo, it be a big thing with men.
Me and Ish used to go through
this back in the day
where your old work
is dealing with a dude
that know how you look
and she won't tell you how. She won't tell you
how they look.
A bunch of times.
It's stuff as simple as that.
Somebody know how I look
and I don't know how they look.
I think it's because. Nah.
You could be at the gym
right next to him.
No, nigga, I was in. Yeah.
And the girl would be looking at it
like, fuck you, you cheated.
No, no, no.
I'm not telling you. The girl don't understand
how men move behind closed doors.
Listen, but this is the thing, right?
Because I'm not. Clearly, I'm not an expert on men.
I ain't got no. I ain't got no nigga.
Yeah, but somebody play on it.
But for me. Shut up.
But for me, right?
If I'm talking to a guy, right?
Mm-hmm.
And my ex or my last
get to talk the shit about him,
I tell the new guy only because. Even if I say,
well, he probably just talking shit,
but I still want you to know
because I want you to know
that he's talking like that about you.
That's how I am.
But you know why you feel like you rare.
Listen, wait a minute.
Let me make it clear.
If he say,
that corny-ass nigga can't dress,
he a fucking bum.
I'm not talking about that.
But once he get the man,
I smack the shit out that nigga forever.
Then I wear the person
because it's like,
I don't want you to not be on your feet.
But you know why you feel that way?
I tell you what you need to know for sure.
You feel that way
because you are street bread, right?
Yeah.
He just said that to me the other day.
So you understand how shit goes on.
That's like the girl you pull up
in front of the building.
There's 77 niggas in front of the building.
You be like, yo.
She like, just walk through them.
They ain't going to do nothing.
She don't understand that
because she never been in that world.
So a lot of women be like,
oh, he not going to do nothing.
You ain't got to worry about him.
He just talking.
No, he not just talking.
A mature virgin is,
she just leave the same door slash window
unlocked when she go to bed.
All of that.
And the last five dudes that she dealt with
knows her.
Know that.
So I'm not comfortably laying my head down here
or getting in the shower.
Pop Smoke was in the shower.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where was the other guy at the rapper,
R.I.P. to him?
The guy that did that to him
just went to jail, I believe.
The guy from Atlanta, I think it's-
Trouble?
Trouble, yeah.
Where was he?
In the bed?
He was in the bed with the lady.
I forget, but yeah.
Trouble.
R.I.P.
Trouble.
It's Slim that was at his baby mom's house
out there in the West Coast.
I forgot it.
Slim 400.
And this go back to when Who Kid got fucking robbed
in 04 or 03, bitching at a girl.
My man Black Bo, rest in peace.
At a girl house.
Niggas come out late.
Now, I know too many niggas that have died this way.
I can't go to no girl.
And what I'm going to a girl house for?
Bitch, your house ain't flying in mine.
If we going to pick somewhere to fuck,
why would it be-
Why would it be your place?
Bro, today-
You got one ply in the bathroom.
It's another side of that shit, dog.
This the better tissue for my pussy.
Got the two ply.
Bitch.
2,000 thread count, get you gliding.
Yeah, nah.
Yo, I'm not going to.
There ain't nothing in her house.
Knees from graham crackers.
Knees fucked up from cheap sheets.
Yo, you stupid.
Yo, and these chicks is grimy today, yo.
Yeah, they different.
Grimy as fuck, yo.
She can't afford to live nowhere.
safe. Shut up.
Just how you like them.
Yo, hey, do y'all
know how much it costs to live
somewhere with safety
in New Jersey?
It costs shit.
You starting at 3K?
Bitches just started
getting in gated communities.
I used to take them at 0-3.
They ain't know what was going on. You got a golf cart? No, bitch.
That's the community.
Little Harmon
Cove in Secaucus. The bitches thought they
was at Disneyland.
Cause you make a left, it's a plant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, nigga. Don't have the gate.
The gate, nigga.
What's up, Roger?
I'm telling you, at 0-5.
Yes. 0-5, 0-6,
after the club, straight to a gated community.
That bitch thought she was in a
Waldorf.
Took them shoes off.
For sure.
I'm sorry. Back to crime.
Go ahead, Moe. Tell us some more shit about crime.
No, you were on with the 0-3 thing,
so finish, cause I want to know.
No, I was bringing it up for that part of the conversation.
So let me ask you this. So the guys that actually
ran down the highway, they are
related to that girl? They have a relationship with that girl?
Or did they call the other niggas? Cause he had
problems with a couple niggas. Yes.
So they called the other niggas with a problem.
The thing about Moe 3 case,
people remember, is like his whole
unalignment was on camera.
He's on the highway, they got like,
highway patrol, and the one thing that was confusing
to a lot of people was, he gets out the car
and then he tries to run around the car, and that was like,
that's what sealed his fate. For the most part. You know?
We would assume it's a pistol on that side, but I just don't know
why you didn't, maybe it was something where
it was in a, um. In that moment, you're not thinking. You just. Bro, you're not thinking, right? But I'm running from you. I'm not getting
out my car. How about that?
I'm running from you. I'm not getting out the car. Like, if I'm
getting out the car, I'm getting out the car like this. I gotta wave
the bitch, cause it's big like that. That's the only way
I'm giving out the car. So for him to get out running. The only thing I kept thinking
was, sometimes people get secret compartments
put in their cars so they can hit guns. It don't work
unless you in park. It don't work unless you open a certain door
and shit like that. That's the only thing I could think of
that he felt like he had to. That he wasn't gonna
make it in the car cause they sprayed the car, they'd hurt him. They had big shit.
They'd run down with big ass shit.
They was. That was a horrible, like, RIP
on Mo3. I was a big fan of him.
Yeah, rest in peace. Yes, rest in peace
Mo3, for sure. Thoughts and prayers
to his fans and his family and all that.
Before I do this prize
picks ad, there is one more trial
about someone named Mo
that I want to tell y'all about.
That's right. Let me read it.
Khalid
Sheikh Mohammed
is going to trial.
This is the
guy that they say was the
mastermind behind
9-11.
So. He's the best man, right?
25 years after
they put him in the
basement of Hudson County.
Hey, he does have a
trial date. Hey, America
let me tell you. Hey, America
Hey, they just said this shit on Lioness.
I just heard the same thing on Lioness.
And sure enough,
America snatched that name.
Damn.
Yo, I read
that shit.
How many years has that been?
Nigga, 25.
He got a trial date.
Yo.
Yo, I slapped the shit out of America.
Hey, that's enough.
It's really, literally a speedy trial act
where you have to get your trial in a certain amount of time.
And we just never. Not under all circumstances.
People can do whatever they want to do.
Sometimes we can bend the rules.
In fairness. And they gotta fine you first.
It hits your ass. Yeah, and this is a military trial.
It's a war crime. And he's not a U.S. citizen
so the Constitution doesn't protect him.
But just to note, the trial is set for June of
2028.
Oh, shit.
Yo, that's crazy.
They didn't tell me I still gotta wait.
They set it for 2027. The prosecutor said that's too soon.
Oh, my God.
That's funny.
We ain't ready. We need time to get our shit in.
He waited 28 years.
I learned my lesson, yo.
My bad.
Not him. They got him. You're done.
Damn.
But I remember when they got him and took him over there to fucking. They took him out to the county.
Yeah.
He waited 28 years to get a trial for them to say,
yeah, you're never getting outside.
Exactly.
Yo, we're just gonna keep you forever, dog.
That's why they didn't fight.
He's probably a model in me.
That bomb shit.
Let me tell you something.
I don't know if y'all watch Reacher on Amazon Prime,
but if he couldn't make a bomb, that nigga be dead as hell.
That bomb be saving his ass.
You like that shit?
Reacher? Yeah, I like Reacher.
It's like a nice Amazon Prime quirky type of. Y'all watch so much TV.
They do. I don't even know what the fuck these niggas do.
I don't watch anything on Amazon Prime.
I have nice TVs.
Oh, Joey, shut up.
We got nice TVs, Joe.
God damn.
TVs ain't expensive like that, Joe.
We got TVs.
Nice TVs are.
That's the thing.
Fuck off.
I got an OLED or QLED.
TCLs ain't costing too much.
You got an O or a Q?
Q.
Hey, don't worry about it.
You walked into that one.
I was trying to save you, sis.
I'm like, don't fucking answer.
Hey, Big Mona, don't worry about it, girl.
It's okay.
Don't answer.
Listen, now it's time for my favorite part of the show.
All right, PrizePig's got to wait for just two seconds.
PrizePig's got to wait for just a couple of seconds.
And I wish I could explain it to y'all.
I don't know how to explain it to the audience.
There's no way to.
You can't.
That's the bad part.
You really can't.
We talking about, it's not telekinetic.
It's not telekinesis.
Yes, it is.
Telekinesis is when you go bullshit with your mom.
Telepathy.
Telepathy.
That's the word.
Telepathy.
We talking about telepathy.
We talking about knowing somebody for so long that no words are needed.
You could just look and have a clear understanding.
No, no, no.
A clear assessment.
A whole conversation.
Yeah, yeah, no, it's true.
Like, you could say, yo, look at my boy.
Look at my boy.
My boy.
My boy.
My boy is dressed.
Yo, that shit was great.
All right, so all of them, don't say his name.
No, no, I ain't saying nobody's name.
Leave it anonymous.
But audience, this is the deal.
Mona, I'll tell you what happened.
Please, thank you.
Somebody.
Somebody in our friend group has a family member that's fine shit.
Okay.
She pop up once or twice a year.
Somebody else in the crew noticed that she was fine shit and acquiesced.
Okay.
The acquiescent has. Has to come to an end now.
Because he's involved.
He's in a relationship.
So you see how fast he got out that chair like a crime was getting committed?
Oh, bleep that.
See how fast my boy got out that chair and then just lingered in the area?
It's over for that.
Yo, and anybody else out there that need to hear this,
if your girl is coming tomorrow, a lot of couples are going to be there.
A lot of couples.
A lot of couples are going to be there.
For sure.
It's great.
Great.
Great.
Love.
That's right.
Love wins.
Love wins.
Great place to come.
But if your girl is there and you see somebody that you knew or want to know or just is going
to be a. I'm a hugger, so it's going to be a lot of huggers in the building.
Fellas, y'all can't do the hug where you rock back and forth and rub your pelvic against
theirs.
Your girl standing there got to wait for the hug to end.
Now she's looking at you like, who the fuck is this bitch?
You fucking hugging like that.
Now you got to explain it.
From left foot to right foot.
That's exactly how many seconds that shit took.
No, for real.
4.7 seconds.
Yo, you shifted the weight on the hug.
Shifted the weight on the hug.
That's so petty.
But he a G. He got it out of the way early.
Oh.
All right.
When the room get quiet, I know they're going on.
Hey, just know I ain't only watching him.
I'm watching everybody.
Sorry.
That's a fact.
But y'all know me.
Y'all know that.
You don't miss nothing, man.
You don't miss shit.
Y'all know that about me already.
He don't miss nothing on the internet.
He don't miss nothing in here.
Mark is good.
I tried to watch him last year.
Everywhere he was popping up, it was him and his wife as a couple talking.
That's how you do it.
It was both of them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They was talking a lot of fine shit.
Talk about ish pics.
That nigga was talking.
What do you think I was doing?
You do watch everything.
Did y'all see him?
They was talking the fine shit.
I'm like, Mark.
Mark is introducing his wife to everyone.
It don't make no sense.
It's special, y'all.
See the ESV?
See the ESV?
What time do I want to get in trouble tonight?
That's the early?
Get out the way early?
1 a.m.
Wait till later.
Because the trouble might last.
You don't want to get in trouble and you in trouble all night either.
And you don't want to shoot yourself and then.
You want to do it early.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
To wear your makeup before you get home.
Don't bring the trouble home.
And don't be in trouble when you shoot yourself.
Yeah, that's the problem.
Because now.
Unless you got a diaper on.
No, me and my girl was talking about reasoning.
I don't know.
We was talking about restaurants.
And that led to restaurants that we've been to that we really enjoyed a lot.
Sure.
Which then led to restaurants that we went to while we were dead smack in the middle of a heated beef.
I tried to avoid the reaction.
I can't do that.
Me and my girl have done that at at least six, seven joints.
That's crazy.
That's some greedy shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Y'all just both foodies.
And we going to just.
That's what that is.
We're hungry.
We still got to eat.
I've done that shit one time in Turks.
I was stuck.
Like, we stuck.
So we got to eat.
What do y'all do?
Just chew hard?
I ain't do a fuck.
I sat there.
I act like I was by myself.
Oh, my God.
One time ever.
I can't do it.
Me either.
I can't.
It's too intimate.
I hate it.
I hate eating.
I can't do that.
Like, I can't do that.
I'll have some shit delivered to the house.
Uber Eats.
No, I'm lying.
I have done it.
I've done a lot.
Yeah, I have done it.
And I remember the nigga, he turned his back.
He was sitting in the chair the opposite way.
That's some issues.
It was so embarrassing.
That's dope.
Like, everybody knows now.
That's stupid.
It's privilege.
If you're listening out there, it's privilege to think that you have control over it.
Over what?
Explain that, please.
Going out there on the beef?
Or what?
That you have no control over.
When the heated beef pops up.
Oh, true, true.
Versus when y'all both are hungry.
Why do the two got in?
What?
Wait, if the beef pop up at the restaurant, that's different.
But y'all have a beef.
I'm not.
And it goes to the restaurant.
And we go in the middle of it.
That's totally different.
And it does look like something different.
Nah.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I ain't going.
Let me ask y'all this.
As men that live with a significant.
I'll eat some cereal, nigga, before I share.
As men that live.
I want to share a DoorDash bag with a nigga.
As men.
As men that live with their significant others in Mona, do y'all ask, how long does a heated,
heated beef last?
It depends.
It does depend.
Like, yeah.
Like, I mean, a good one.
The toxicity level in the house.
That your good communication didn't get to resolve in that first and second sit down.
So y'all are around each other, and you have to coexist.
Like 10 days.
48 hours.
Damn, 10 days.
72.
48, 72.
Truly, this is what usually happens.
You have a beef.
Even if y'all don't talk it through, by day two, you just can't.
I mean, you just can't live with somebody and keep it going.
It gets normal.
But if one of y'all feel a way, like, round two might happen, like, a few days later.
And it's really, you really still arguing about round one.
That's what I mean.
Not like a 10-day not speaking.
But, like, there's still a tension about that shit, because y'all ain't, you still feel
a way about some shit.
And it keep coming back.
I don't think we've ever fought, me and Rem have ever fought for 10 days.
That's a long time.
To me, it'd be like, not 10 days in a row, but like I said, like, it'll pop back up.
It'll pop back up a few days later like that.
The service in there is bar none.
They feel attention.
They feel attention at the table.
That is the best service you ever.
But, boy, they come to that table every three minutes.
They don't store my money.
Yo, can you get the fuck away from me?
You see what's going on?
Because I'm the one that's going to get loud at the public dinner.
It's not going to be her.
It's going to be me.
Yeah, don't say it.
I want to change that about me.
I can't do that quietly.
I'm 100% due.
I'm not going to do that.
I don't know what I'm doing out there.
Yeah, because I know I'm not doing it.
If you say something too stupid during a real live beef, it's like.
That shit get ugly.
Yeah, yo.
Say it, don't shit.
Fuck these Brussels sprouts, nigga.
Fuck all of this shit.
I'll clear this all.
I'll, yo, say it again.
I'll clear this all shit.
I love her.
You got to have that in the tuck to make a scene card.
Yeah, yeah.
She got to know that you will make the scene.
That's usually a girl joint, though.
Oh, no, it's a shit.
That's a girl button.
It is.
I'm a girl.
No, it's a girl button.
It is.
It's a baddie.
It's a baddie thing.
That's us that's like, nigga, I wish you would, and I'm going to set it off in this motherfucker.
And he'll be quiet because he knows the accent of your fucking voice.
What do setting it off look like for you in a restaurant, Mona?
Oh, shit.
Bro, I'm not.
It depends what stage I'm on, like.
Now, today.
I used to be.
What do the worst be in?
Well, one day, if you get you kicked out of Fridays anyway.
Probably.
Even though it's Courtney, I know it's coming.
It still makes me mad.
You know it's coming.
Duh.
No more unlimited shrimp.
No, right now.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Nah, that's free as bad.
I hate that.
I hate that.
Right now, you know what it look like?
Me saying something nasty and walking out.
Like, I have, like, nailed down how to do the, like, nice nasty or, like, I ain't giving
you too much.
So, I don't really do a lot of cussing.
Classy, though.
Yeah.
Like, I say something really nasty to you in an okay way.
So, it's almost like when you flip out, the waitress is like, what the fuck?
Because I'm smiling.
I'm talking like this.
I'm like.
Oh, that's the worst.
Yeah.
That shit gets you a little bit.
No, that's flop.
But I've mastered that because that works.
I used to be the one foaming at the mouth like a pit bull.
And this nigga like, chill out.
You high.
Like, you don't have a dad.
Look how you act.
You feel me?
And it's like, I now know how to uno-reverse that shit.
And I'm the kind one.
So, yeah.
But that's what it look like.
Say a couple big words.
Get up.
Yeah.
Don't let me get in my thesaurus bag.
Look, wipe your mouth with the napkin and just be gone.
Like, what?
Don't let me get in my big word bag.
I'll tee out of the situation.
Man, I'll be over there.
Listen.
And then I'll walk out.
Like, because I'm not going to speak to you.
I'm not saying nothing to you.
Like, man, that's my thing.
I'm ignoring you.
I'm not answering.
I'm not.
I don't even got to block you.
I'm just not picking up the phone.
That infuriates you.
See, listening to you is reminding me about how I learned to turn it up during the dinner.
Because I've been on the other side where she stormed off.
And now you're looking stupid at the table.
Yeah, it works.
Now you got to make up a lie.
Yeah, she just went.
Yeah.
Stomach aching.
Stomach aching.
Her stomach hurting.
She had to.
That shit sting when they walk off and you left sitting there.
Because everybody acts.
Because you got to look cool.
The manager acts cool.
You stay eating all that?
The busboy acts the way he is.
Yo, dog, let me ask you.
That happen to you a lot of times?
Yes.
Can't you tell?
Never.
That was my very first scene of Love and Hip Hop.
Never.
Not once.
Was it?
Right across the street.
It's a boy.
Stupid ass Corey managing me.
Yeah, he's going to do a scene with your ex.
You ain't spoke to him, man.
I woke up to Joe Button on Love and Hip Hop.
I swear to God.
That is such a mind fuck.
I woke up and he was on the scene with that.
One of them hats.
I was like, what the fuck?
I sat down right as a boy with that stupid little jean vest with the camouflaged shit
up top thinking me and my ex.
My ex about to have a good old talk.
Turns out she was still mad about some shit that I'm like,
how can she have somebody mad at you that you ain't spoke to in a while?
Nigga, we ain't even speak.
And now the next time we speak,
you think we supposed to talk about whatever the fuck you was mad about
five years ago, dog?
And she stormed off and I'm sitting there in front of the camera.
I'm like, yo, this is the bullshit.
I got stormed off on from somebody I ain't with, ain't speaking to.
Don't know what to talk to.
Yeah, that shit, yeah, that didn't feel good.
Loving hip hop is good for that shit.
Loving hip hop is, they good for a good dinner scene, bro.
Or like a wine in the face joint.
That's, oh my God.
I want to be mad at loving hip hop for how they treated me,
but I can't because of what they allowed Jim Jones to do to
the manager.
That holds such a special place in my heart.
That's a classic.
I can't be mad.
That's one of the best clips in the world.
Oh God, oh God.
I think I reworded.
Like I could recite it.
That's how many times I reworded.
Oh shit.
I'd be forgetting.
Oh shit.
I've been such a whore.
Some surprise pics.
Oh my God.
I ain't believe that anyway.
Okay.
I ain't going to say nothing.
Exactly.
I'd be forgetting about some of your work.
You'd be like, yo, that was a good game.
Drop 40.
Yo, bust a beat.
That was hard.
That was hard.
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Okay, so I want to talk to y'all about Hit Boy's interview with Elliot Wilson and DJ Vlad.
I want to talk to y'all about what he had to say about him and Nas's relationship.
And I want to talk to y'all about what he had to say about him and his dad and what was going on.
Before I do that, Elliot Wilson is on Vlad.
He's been getting some flack.
I know Mark, Dr. Mark.
Dr. Mark on my hill just interviewed Vlad.
And I guess Elliot is getting flack because it just looks funny.
What looks funny?
What's the funny part?
Elliot paired with Vlad looks funny because Elliot has always been, at least optically, his own pillar.
Got it.
Elliot has been the pillar.
And then there's been all these ancillary pieces that Vlad.
And he's been a pillar.
So now to see him on Vlad where you kind of have a good understanding of the mechanics.
I see.
It looks a little funny.
It looks like a demotion.
It looks like you're taking a check.
It looks like you're taking a job.
Which leads to the question I have for y'all.
Jay-Z, 96, famous song, Can't Knock the Hustle.
Is that true?
Is it true that you can't knock the hustle?
There's some hustles you can knock.
I don't know if I would knock.
I don't know if I would knock this one.
No.
If your hustle's not hurting nobody, I don't see how you can knock it.
I think that the problem with being well-known, famous, or whatever, people have this disconnect where you're no longer human.
The economy is fucked up for everybody.
Everybody's trying to fucking get it.
It is hard.
Everybody rent high.
Everybody mortgage high.
Everybody food is high.
And you got to throw it away because it's being recalled.
We're all experiencing this together.
So it's like in 2026, I can't knock nobody's hustle because motherfuckers.
We're trying to survive out here.
On top of the fact that some people are taking care of other people.
I just feel like, I think that when the masses see things, they take us out of it.
It's like we're separate from that.
No, bitch.
I just put fucking a bunch of gas in my shit, too.
That's going to affect me, too.
I think I agree with everything you just said, and I still think there are some hustles you can knock.
I just think we'd be way too judgmental about.
Which ones?
Like it's a narrow slice of shit you shouldn't do.
And it gets to like a big slice of shit that people say online, especially online.
Everybody got an opinion online about what you're supposed to do and what you're not going to do or what people's reasoning is.
For example, with Elliot, I don't know if Elliot did an interview with Vlad.
I don't even know if he was paid.
It might be a situation where he wasn't.
It might be a thing where I've already done a solid for you, and now you're going to do one for me.
I don't know if Elliot's interviewed Vlad before.
Because one of Vlad's criticisms is, and we saw this with Nori last week when he was going in on Nori again, and Nori responded.
He's like,
I've done y'all's platforms, made money for y'all, and then on the other end when it's time to reciprocate, y'all won't do it.
When y'all gave me your word, you would.
And so a lot of times, sometimes it's just a matter of keeping your word.
Or you want to ask tough questions.
Or you got a thing to move.
Or whatever.
I don't know what the reason is, but I don't always assume it's a bad reason.
And I think we assume the worst of people too much.
Wait, hold up.
Where do you stand on knocking a hustle?
I think we can knock hustles.
Just don't get too hustle knocking happy.
I think when it comes to morality, integrity, shit like that, I think then it's definitely you can knock a hustle.
I also think that we put this front-facing facade on like, yo, we stand for this.
We stand for that.
We are this type of person.
And then behind closed doors, we'll go do some shit that's totally contrary to what we've been standing on as our brand or as our brand.
And then behind closed doors, we'll go do some shit that's totally contrary to what we've been standing on as our brand.
- But you've been supporting a lot of drug dealers.
It was your friend.
Pardon me?
Ice's friend.
I wasn't saying that.
How would I support that?
Ice never said that.
At all.
Oh, I thought that's what he was saying.
No, I didn't say that.
Oh, my bad.
Then I'm wrong.
I was wrong.
Asshole.
I don't know, Jay-Z.
Parks, where do you stand?
On knocking a hustle?
I agree with what everyone said.
If it's morally wrong, I'm with it.
But if you. Elliot sitting down with Vlad to me does not come. Let me try to throw some shit in the game.
Go ahead.
You in the studio.
Yeah.
Working on some shit.
Yeah.
And an adult comes in.
Not the studio in your house.
You're in the studio.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And an adult, let's call him 45 and up, comes in and is selling McDonald's candy bars with
like you and Gif and Dave to fucking pitch in and buy some of these McDonald's candy
bars.
Have I been smoking weed in the studio session?
Sure.
I want the candy bar, though.
The whole pack.
They got the joint with the almonds.
Yeah, the almonds joint.
Nah, the crunchies.
The crunchies.
The rice joint.
Let me in the box, my nigga.
Yo, you make such a good point.
The shit with the nuts, pause.
Where are those kids and candy bars?
Now these niggas is out here with little baby Snickers and kick ass.
With M&M's.
Talking about I work for my football team, man.
Nigga, you ain't seen a school or a football team.
Get your little ass out of here.
You got on a ski, man.
And these kids so stupid, they doing it in front of the place that sell it to you for
49 cents.
Yeah, they bought it right there.
Yo, dawg, I'll go and pathmark and get it.
No, nigga.
And that's the thing.
Like, you out front of here and y'all not cute.
Dirty as hell.
Why am I giving you?
Because you're supposed to be a cute little kid that makes you want to spend $70 on the
$2 bar.
You are funny looking and you all acne ridden.
And ashy.
Ashy as. When you want to know, you got to shower before you get to work.
Hey, if you a kid with a job. Grease up.
Yeah, don't show up selling candy ashy and dirty.
Grease up.
Fuck that.
Nigga, show up to your door and go, do you need to show snuff?
Do you need to show snuff?
Not by you, nigga.
Kick rocks.
No, I'm definitely not.
They can make it to your door?
Huh?
I'm like, no.
They be aggressive as shit, too.
I'm like, I'm shoveling my snow, dawg.
I'm happy when they coming out.
Awesome.
Well, the kids in your neighborhood ain't black.
The kids in my neighborhood?
Ain't no black kids.
Yo, you don't need. Oh, yeah, unless you buy the Sunoco.
That's where the town split.
When I was going straight.
Yeah, where the town split.
Yeah, yeah, in your little hood.
That little one time I came out with y'all, I'd never go out again.
This nigga don't know what he's talking about.
I do.
I know Ice was celebrating his birthday in that spot that y'all be at.
And I was on my way there.
And it looked beautiful.
Me and my girl, it was so beautiful.
We was looking out the window.
It was some suburb houses.
It looked like the house I grew up in that my fucking aunt left in her will that we had.
Beautiful houses.
Until you pass that gas station or the ice cream.
Was that a pizza place?
Oh, the Domino.
The Domino's, yo.
Domino's, I tell it.
Hey, what's that strip club we used to be in?
The route I used to go?
Oh, it was a smooth route until that right side, that Domino's that's open right there.
Everything after that, nigga, you going to die.
Hey, you going to die.
Domino's, yo.
And the cops is walking around just giving tickets and towing niggas.
So you dead and towed.
No, your car got towed.
Then you got shot.
You couldn't get out of there in time.
You got out of my fucking car.
Joe, since we talking about knocking hustles.
Wait, we was talking about Elliot.
We was talking about Nas.
Oh, you about to do that?
Okay.
We talking about, you know, we talking about Cola.
Let's get to it.
Let's get to it.
Yeah.
Man, this shit is deep, you know, at the end of the day.
I don't even want to get too into it.
We did a lot of great work, but I don't see us working again.
Really?
Yeah, nah, for sure.
Was there a reason why you're not working again?
I mean, it's a lot of reasons, you know what I mean?
But it's something I just really don't want to dig too deep in because this shit is just
like pretty deep, you know what I mean?
But it's like, yeah, you know, respect to what we did get accomplished in three years.
Man, this shit is.
That's the other reason Elliot get a little bit of flack.
It's you there and it's Vlad there, two professional interviewers.
You could have got a little more information out of him.
100%.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
100%.
But that person is saying.
But you got to make the effort on camera.
Duh, he went there.
Oh, that's what it is.
He went there wanting to talk.
He gave this up.
He went there wanting to say something.
The other clip I'm going to play, they start talking about, Vlad interrupt them, start
talking about Nas picks bad beats.
Yeah.
That's what we call innocence.
What do you call it in journalism?
Terrible journalist.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Why?
Tell me.
This isn't a Vlad diss, to be clear.
I'm just saying he's not good at asking questions.
And he gets sometimes caught in his own head.
And whatever thing he wants to talk about, that's what we talk about.
And he has these, he has like a beat.
He's not listening to your conversation and going with the flow.
Yeah, talking about Nas picks bad beats while Hit-Boy is sitting there giving it up.
What do you gentlemen and lady think about Hit-Boy who has done 80 plus songs in six years?
Six albums with Nas saying that they no longer speak or really have any type of relationship.
I want to know what the fuck happened.
Yeah, it's hard to judge without the information.
What do you want to know?
As a music fan, though, first, I mean, for me, I mean, I'm messy and nosy and all that
shit, too.
But I was just thinking about that.
That Nas run is changed to me the story of Nas' career.
I mean, Nas was already a legend, top five in everybody's book.
But I think that to have that kind of late career run was like it to me.
It's it.
I mean, it's hard to say he moved him up because he's already up there.
But I'm just saying, like, it was just so special and such good music for so long.
And I know everybody don't like every one of them.
I like all of them.
And to me, as a fan, I was sad to see that there won't be any more of those.
It's like hearing like Michael and Quincy ain't talking no more.
For me, the first thing I think is the music part of it.
Like, there's not going to be another day.
This is where you'll be getting in trouble.
You'll be doing so good.
Do y'all know what comparisons are?
I'm not saying Nas is Michael Jackson.
I'm saying I like when a producer and an artist make classic music.
And when they stop talking, they make me mad.
Don't say Mike and Quincy again in our Nas and Hit-Boy talk, is all I'm saying.
It's a literacy crisis and a comprehension crisis in this country.
That's what he did with the Dolly shit that we're going to talk about later.
Oh, Dolly, please.
That's what he did with the Dolly shit.
I'm holding y'all to task.
We're going to get to that.
We're going to get there.
I got my hands covered.
I don't know if I can talk about Dolly on camera.
What'd you say?
You're going to cry?
Yes, I'm very upset.
You're sad.
We love her.
I am a fucking real Dolly Parton fan.
No, we love her.
It is sad.
I can't tell.
Her old interviews are popping up in my fucking-
It's the last time a white bitch we got fired.
It ain't another good white person left.
That's it.
Well, all right.
See, you always take it.
I'm going to say-
All right.
Don't ever say I take anything too far.
It's the Philly niggas.
Yo, these niggas-
We got worse than Dolly, bro.
What the fuck are y'all talking about?
It's something in that Philadelphia Quran.
Excuse me.
The school kill punch.
The school kill punch is what does it.
But this is the thing.
All black people can-
Relate to you liking somebody.
It doesn't matter that they're white.
And then you find out.
Like, boom.
It's some hidden footage or some weird tweet.
Fucking gypsy on the jail phone.
Fucking niggas.
It's like the little Make-A-Wish Foundation girl in a wheelchair just calling people niggas, right?
That little fucking bitch.
But Dolly, exactly.
As a black person, that's a pinch that you constantly have to relive.
Your childhood hero, Hulk Hogan.
Hulk Hogan, yeah.
These people, you have these ideas and then you find out, wow, they hate me.
They hate me or my people or whatever.
And it's crushing.
It's not one thing you're going to see about Dolly.
Dolly spent her dollars.
She put her money where her mouth was.
I don't like that you even put Gypsy Rose in the Dolly Parton conversation right now.
We'll be back to the comparison thing, guys.
This makes me think of Hip Boy.
Lock in.
Lock in, guys.
Dolly Parton's the last good white person we ain't left.
It works.
Thank you.
Yeah, man.
Anyway, he did lose a good one.
Hip Boy.
Hip Boy and Nas.
Hip Boy and Nas.
Okay.
All right.
I'm looking at all your faces.
What do y'all think happened?
You can't-
I'm looking at all your faces.
Because he didn't delve into it.
He didn't want to get in.
That's what I'm picking up from looking at y'all's faces.
Coochie.
No, but I would think it was something-
Hey, I ain't talking about it because I'm 97% sure that I know what happened.
I have some ideas.
Yo, give it up.
This is weird for you.
We just talked shit about Elliot.
Tell us.
Hey, without divulging much and without having spoken to anybody and having a relationship
with both of these brothers, I got to keep Mums the word on it.
He didn't talk shit about Elliot.
He didn't talk about it.
I won't talk about it.
And everything I got to say is without basis and unfounded.
But I bet you that I'm right.
Can we give us a little hint?
Coochie?
No.
No.
Money.
Splits.
I don't think it's that.
No, I don't think it's that.
I don't think it's that either.
I think it's somewhere in the world.
Of splits?
Of splits.
I don't think it's splits.
If we did six albums together and they're not-
If they're not speaking, I don't think they was just best friends or they're not speaking.
I think that something happened to make them not speak.
Yeah, professionally.
I think that it wouldn't-
I don't think it's business or women.
I think it's honestly-
Nas carries himself in a certain type of way and maybe he didn't like something that he
saw or heard, not from Hit, but maybe somewhere in that circle and wanted to distance himself
from that circle.
That's more than I was thinking.
And-
Nah, you're probably right about that.
What he's willing to stand on.
Yeah.
Now, y'all probably right about that.
But Hit-Boy said, yo, I won't work with him.
This is Nas just the other night after all that Hit-Boy stuff came out.
It's Nas at the R&B, hip-hop-
Death to all suckers-
Oh, oh, there you go.
There's a rewind there.
It's Nas.
And love.
Death to all suckers and love to all winners and people who believe-
Nah.
You following the reach that Elliot made with the-
You giving a boost to his reach.
I don't think that was Hit-Boy directed.
Death to all suckers?
Well, who might have been directed?
Who might have been directed?
To whom it may apply.
Nigga, that doesn't apply.
But you just did some suckers.
This is a very 1989 way of saying.
Fuck you.
Suck my dick.
I seen that shit that you said.
You seen that little bullshit you said, little boy?
Yeah.
Fuck you, bitch.
No, I don't think Nas is above doing that in a Nas-type way is all I'm saying.
Nas is smooth, man.
Yeah, yeah.
I love Nas, man.
But I don't think that was Hit-Boy directed.
Death to suckers.
Why do you just randomly say death to all suckers?
But it's to your point.
It sounded more like Nas doesn't want to speak to Hit than, from what Hit was saying,
that Hit doesn't want to speak to Nas.
So that's why I don't think the splits was a thing.
Oh.
Unless somebody brings up a money issue.
No, that's not true.
Yeah, why?
Because now if I confront you about something, your dog a lot of times, again, this is not
toward them, but-
You ever rob somebody?
Or sometimes the guilty party will take offense.
Go see them niggas again.
Nigga could do some shit to you and you address it.
They'll get mad at you for addressing it.
That happens in real life.
It does.
It does.
It didn't sound like that to me.
I'll just put it there.
This is the thing, too.
That's why people are going to be always mad at the interview.
Because-
If this nigga says, we don't talk, we haven't talked at all, I don't fuck with him.
And, oh, well, what happened?
Oh, it's too deep.
Like, something deep.
He used the word deep.
It's too deep to talk about.
Meaning, not saying it's deep because it happened.
It's deep like it's some shit that went on.
Like, it's too deep of a conversation for us to delve into because we're going to be
sitting here forever.
That's how I took it.
And this shit could be something as simple as Hit-Boy wanting Nas to do something with
or for his pops.
Nas not wanting to do it.
And Hit-Boy standing with his-
It could be something simple.
Okay.
That I'm just-
Because how I feel about this one here, you ain't rocking with me because of what I've
done for you in the past.
Yeah.
It could be something very simple that we just reaching and blowing up out of proportion.
I think it is.
I doubt it.
That's part of my job.
I'm sick of saying that.
After saying that, that don't sound simple.
Part of my job is to reach in and extract something that is just on the path of my-
I'm saying it again.
It don't have to be extreme.
Extreme.
Yeah, I don't think it is.
But I'm with you on that.
Here's where I agree with you and Parks.
And I don't like this, but I know I'm weird, so I'll say it anyway.
It's more weird when the nigga that don't talk to nobody is talking to you.
It's less weird to me when that person stops talking to you.
Nas don't talk to nobody.
True.
So when y'all first popped up looking like y'all was talking, that was weird.
That was weird.
Remember when Nas and Kanye tried to make a video under the Queens Bridge to look like
they talked?
Niggas didn't talk.
They talked in that one little place.
And never talked again.
So I think it's possible.
I'm sure there's people out there right now that's like, yo, I can't get in touch with
Joe.
I want to, like, that's what we spoke.
We had a relationship.
I don't know what's up with him.
Something is off.
I ain't spoke to him in five years.
Dog, three people said that to me like in the last month.
And I'm saying, no, it was weirder when you spoke to me.
We just don't, I'm not talking to nobody.
There's nothing going on.
I think Nas is dead.
Ain't Nas a Virgo?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
You're done.
Hey, boy, pack it up.
Hey, pack it up.
If Nas a Virgo, it's Virgo season.
Sorry.
What do you want to do?
He's not talking to you, buddy.
But sometimes niggas know something happened.
Like, you speaking of I can't get in touch with people I'm trying to talk to, Game is
on the runs right now saying he can't reach Kendrick and he can't reach Black Sam and
he don't know why.
But if you just look, you could see why these people may not want to speak to you.
So sometimes it ain't just a, you might have did or said something that somebody's like,
all right, and everybody don't address it the same way.
Some people say, oh, that's what you want?
Cool.
But also sometimes they don't be like, fuck you.
It'd just be like.
Cool.
Yeah, we're so cool.
I'm just not talking to you.
Just you stay over there.
Like, I didn't say, like, yeah, all right, cool.
It ain't beef.
I'm just not going to talk to you.
I'm doing this and our worlds don't have to collide.
Just to throw this out there, my own opinion, I don't trust hit boys decision makers.
Why you say that?
I've heard him talk about all the early contracts he signed.
It was bad.
Now, Jay-Z had to get him out of.
Hey, we all go through that.
Yeah, that's us.
We all go through that.
I heard him talk about some of the disputes between him and Kanye and how they stopped talking for a little bit.
And I've heard some other things that I won't say.
But the main reason I'm comfortable saying it today.
It's because of this next clip that I'm going to play.
Where he's talking about his dad.
That's where I'm questioning hit boys decision making.
Let me hear it.
A million dollars on our campaign.
I spent a million dollars on my pops.
Like, just on the videos, on the traveling, on the housing, on the clothes, on all this.
And just making our dream a reality.
Yeah.
Him still turning around and, you know, not respecting it, not seeing the vision.
And it's like, I'm trying to, like, yo, you actually live in it.
Like, you know.
I mean, you don't got to go back to none of that.
And then it's like.
Like him catching other cases while he's out.
Like, I'm like currently, like, already paying for all this.
Already doing all this.
Trying to bring in new drama.
New drama.
Exactly.
New drama.
He catched a slow case in North Carolina.
Like, I had to fly out there.
I'm so glad he shared this.
Because I've been wondering what's been going on with his dad.
My lifestyle, what I do.
Went down there.
Country.
Little town in North Carolina.
Hired a lawyer.
Like, the best lawyer I could find in the city.
High price.
Got the lawyer.
Went to the joint.
Went to the hearing.
For my pops.
He come out.
Mind you, he was just on stage with Kendrick and them.
Now he's in shackles.
Had the toe real jumpsuit.
And sitting next to the lawyer.
But basically, man, I go out there.
I'm in the room.
And the judge is like, asking me if I'm going to go out there.
If I wanted to come up and say anything.
I get up there.
I start telling my whole life story about the hell I've been through.
You know, with my dad.
Like, him being locked up since I was three.
Until I was a grown man, basically.
Just never having that real time to really bond.
And now we finally.
I'm telling the judge this.
Like, we finally got something.
That's finally got a real, like, lead on what we want to do in this music.
And Snoop is embracing my dad.
Kendrick.
YG.
Did a whole album with the game.
That went number one on iTunes.
All the time.
And basically, the judge is like, feeling my story.
He's feeling what I'm saying.
Like, I'm crying and all the time.
I'm talking about my whole life.
Did you plan on speaking like that?
Nah, it just happened.
Right?
And so, basically, the judge is like, all right, cool.
I'm going to let him come back to Cali.
I'm going to give him five years probation.
No jail time.
Okay.
Wow.
So, he comes back.
And basically.
Here we go.
Pops is like, he just, he fired the lawyer.
He went back trying to fight the case himself.
And they threw his, and he was like, bro, I actually would rather be in prison and do
these couple more years in there than be on a five years probation.
Really?
So, at that point, I'm like, what else can I do for you?
Without talking to you about it.
No, exactly.
Like, I put the money in your pocket.
I gave you opportunities.
Made you hooked.
Famous money.
Like, you basically just said, in that moment.
And that's how I felt.
So, it's like, that's what success is.
That is fucking.
And what I mean by, I don't trust Hit-Boy's decision making.
Because I want to clarify.
So, I'm all the way clear.
Hit-Boy, to me, and he's come here.
We've spoken to him.
Yeah, we've spoken to Hit-Boy.
He strikes me as a very creative being.
He strikes me as the guy that's going to go in the studio.
And pull all the creative juices and focus on the record and the architecture of what's going on in there.
And just go off the creative vibes.
Which, for me, leaves a lot of gray area when you're dealing with Nas today.
And for all his greatness, is Mr. Businessman.
It's Mr. Mass Appeal.
It's Mr. Crypto.
It's Mr. I'm on top of my business.
Those two worlds don't collide, right?
No.
No.
Same with him.
Same with him.
And Kanye said, every discrepancy I've ever heard from Hit-Boy, it strikes me as a creative genius and a businessman.
Don't vibe.
So, this conversation here with his dad, that's where I'm really pulling from.
Because is it wise to do everything he just said?
I get it.
I get it, too.
I know where you were going.
I get it.
This is your dad's dream.
Your dad just came home.
You got to try.
You have to.
I'm him, sir.
No, I'm him.
I'm him.
My dad just came home.
This was your dream.
And I have everything in my resources.
Right here to make it happen.
I think that there is.
To keep you from going back to that old life.
Irresponsible.
I agree.
I think that there is a gray area between zero dollars and a million dollars that you
could attempt to do the same thing.
I mean, but if you got the money, the money.
I think the resources that he had, he said he was locked up, his father was locked up
from when he was three to when he was a kid.
He was a young adult.
Cool.
So you talk.
Cool.
But yeah, no, I'm just.
That's the time.
I know you're working with.
So you're talking 20 years roughly, right?
All right, cool.
So now if I have the ability to make my father not be in the streets no more, I want to exhaust
those options.
Facts.
So now that I can look at myself in the mirror with a straight face and say, yo, I did every
single thing.
I didn't cut any corners.
I did everything I could to create a better life for you.
And now if you don't take all of the shit that I've done.
I can.
I could sleep.
soundly knowing that I tried you get what I'm saying it's like in a relationship if you give
it your all and y'all don't work out you don't have no regrets so I don't I'm not mad at him
for giving um those things to his father because again a lot of times when it come to love your
discernment don't be there because you love this person you'll you'll do some stupid shit out of
love for the individual so I'm not knocking him or his decision making when it comes to his dad
now I'm not and a lot of times you know we hear people do these things because they don't have
these other options like it's almost like out of desperation so if I got this I'm showing pops
hey yo you ain't got to do that so now you might really think that okay he was whatever he did when
I was three that got him sent up it this is the only path he felt he could take I understand that
part yeah so I understand that hip boy did what he thought was the correct thing to do and there's
no right or wrong that's that's him and his dad yeah I'm speaking I'm living room I'm living room
quarterback coaching
here like record business coaching though I want to talk about the the humanity obviously you do
all that shit but from like a investment standpoint in the music business it's just not a good idea
that's what he's saying his father has the number one album on iTunes and he had all these
relationships so we kind of don't know where it could have went if he would have stayed the course
we know that the odds are low for the 60 plus year old rapper dropping his debut that's true
we don't have we're not disagreeing we know that much that's your dad
it's a passion project right so the loss is the loss but before we even get to the money spent
in the music business what's paramount is you can't make nobody not be in the streets
oh yeah we've seen this before we get to any money spent and that's that's on him that's on
him to judge engage I want to be clear that I'm not in nobody's family business and I just want
to say I look at that part with a different lens because a lot of people don't know that
when you're speaking to trying to not make somebody be in the streets it's usually a younger
person like I think that age maturity some of that come home saying yo I'm done with that shit
every person I know that goes to jail they come home like yo dog that shit is a waste I see the
light now of course I see the waste of my time no of course it's just very fortunate in his friend
I was about to say now everybody that ain't the story a lot of people I know the most people and
I have a lot of friends that went to jail come home the question is how long does that last
but what Joe is references the niggas that do not there are plenty of niggas that come most niggas
don't listen there's no hear me what I'm saying there what Joe was just talking about is this
niggas that don't come home and promise nobody shit because that's not what they're on they're
criminals and they're gonna die like that they're gonna die on the street people look at some street
motherfuckers look at jail like a break and they come home and they turn it up even more some
people don't have this new positive lifestyle they're gonna leave when they get out they go
right back outside and turn it the fuck up they don't even play with the people around them
and talk to them exactly right like hit boy hit boy and again assuming off how he sounds in this
clip seemed surprised he seemed as surprised as me to hear his dad say I'd rather do this time
I'm not coming out I'd rather come out with a clean slate the person that has that mentality
and rather go through the time than be outside on the street he also in the clip starts him up my
dad started
picking up little bullshit crimes in here so you are seeing but you're seeing what your investment
is doing and can I ask did I say something the first thing I thought was what did he ask his dad
because what it sounds like to me is his father catches the case he spent all his money to get
the best outcome what he thinks the best outcome is yeah which is his father being out working
which which making curfew talking to some random fucking drugs all this type of shit what the fuck
to do letting the man disrespect him talk whatever you have to do
to the weak probation because it's not just an easy feat especially if you don't have no plans
on changing if you're a gangbanger and I'm not denouncing the gang the gang comes first not
the probation office the parole office right if he didn't talk to daddy daddy might have said yo
I'd rather run it down in the in the hole because I don't think I'm gonna make it these five years
and I'm about to catch three cases and I'm gonna have to go county to county to county when I go
you know what I'm saying it sounds like dad knows daddy's a criminal and I don't want to even play
the probation game because I'm never going to go pee on the cup on time and if you don't come home
like that and even if you don't know that any label you ain't taking no brand new artists forget
how old he is and how the music's saying you're not taking no brand new artists and spending a
million dollars off rip without having something to let you believe but he was saying he was spending
a million dollars on clothes total track a million dollars a mistake I disagree yeah irresponsible
might be might be irresponsible not but I know what I'm doing but I'm still not saying he's not
bright that's what this is because he love his dad you know how many do that for their kids
who can't rap can't sing can't this but it's my kid and I'm gonna dump all his money in him anyway
just because it's my kid sometimes when it's your family you don't give a fuck well that but that's
a false parallel because when it's the reverse you have time on your side so the dad I've ghost
written for many of kids that dad maybe didn't think he had a future I maybe didn't think he had
a future but
you got time I could I got dump enough money and getting the resources to see if he was shot at
least the opposite this is a rarity we don't we don't usually see this right the opposite it's
beyond a rarity let's keep it all the way let's keep it all the way yeah you're right you don't
see this this is fairy tale he ain't the only boy ain't the only one with a dad didn't want to
direct same premise but look though I've lost so much time with my dad same premise I've lost so
much time with my dad
now I got my dad back I'm gonna spend whatever it takes to try to make this dream become reality
so that he don't feel like he got to go back to that now if he still do it he still do it it's in
you but I'm gonna go and say I've done everything I can ain't no price tag on it nigga a million
10 million whatever it takes so pop don't feel like you know what I I can't get it no other way
I gotta go back to the street that's all that's not it why is that off the reason because you
can't I'm sorry Mona because you came home and whatever you told me I'm gonna go make sure you
that life is here already I did it me not you I did it you ain't gotta I'm gonna pour into you
when you come home because this was your dream no you come home and now it's already laid out
because of all the hard work that I did I'm not spending a million dollars yeah it was to get you
and your dream and your verse and your no see I see this the same way I see this the same way
the athlete that goes draft and makes all these millions and now I retire moms and do all of this
shit because y'all said I feel like you don't have to do none of that shit no more whatever
you was doing before I'm here I'm up now I can take care of you stay right stop and whatever
you hold on I finish whatever you want to do though you want to be a painter I'm gonna buy
you a studio buy you this do whatever you got to do if that's what you want to do to be clear
I want to reply to what he's saying directly if I'm taking you at your word
you agree with me you just presenting something else it's not like retirement because if you're
retiring your parent you're retiring your parent the the athlete kid bumped into a whole bunch of
money I'm buying my mom a house a mom quit that job that you've been after let me talk that you've
been at for the last 40 years this is not that you are putting I'm saying your father but you
said that well let me let me clear it up real quick go ahead what I'm like because I continued
on after I said that you can do whatever you want to do now you don't want to do whatever you want
have to go to that job no more whatever you want to do what I got say I also said if you want to be
a painter I'm buying you a studio I'm buying you the best supplies all of that if that's
what you want if we don't make do not have to do the job that you did not want to do so in
pops case you do not have to go back to the block if that's not what you want to do you want to wrap
I'm gonna make sure this is where you have everything in front of you this is where me
and parks are saying rarity is even the wrong word because we've never seen of course like
he clearly did not just want to go to the studio he clearly did not just want to put an album out he
clearly did not just want to go on the road and go on tour and be with you and so he clearly did
not just want to do these things normally in the other scenario that you mentioned I don't have to
go to my mom and say mom you don't want to sell drugs right right like mom you don't want to go
robbed normally we don't have to do that but in this case you're not going to do that you're not
particular situation it may have behooved them to see what the fuck is pop want to do and if you
can't get that word from pop then look at your dad look for a little while yeah that's what i'm saying
so it's tough yes so it's tough to hear this nigga with this day bro it's that nigga friends
his father friends his father's siblings somebody in his family i'm saying i'm upset they didn't
pull him like look look nigga we know your father your father ain't that it's like the thought of
a bunch of money can like fix him it's crazy it's like so much bigger than money this nigga is
he got shit inside that got him fucked up on top of the point that he's your dad so it's like you
think you're gonna get him straight with some bread it's not gonna happen like it doesn't it
just it just and i get it as a kid of my father did 10 years that shit ruined my life from 4 to 14
ruined my life as an adolescent and like i get to having the thoughts i had how i thought it was
gonna be when he got out and in reality it was weird and awkward for a year straight because i
ain't know this fucking nigga and he ate like an animal like this because he sat in a cage for 10
years straight that's the truth and my eyes were gonna skip and he's gonna meet the teacher
that nigga in reality he walked like a gorilla like he carried a knife and he had to be like
ease back into society normal society but that's me at 14 dreaming i think if that happened to me
as a grown-up i would know you know what i mean yeah like i feel like i'm explaining the fucking
you could take the you could take the nigga out the hood but you can't take the hood out of nigga
i feel like i'm just slow walking that dog but it's a fact it is a fact i just say i said that
it still was in him but it's not true you gotta what's not true you still gotta try though one
you do have it don't cost a million dollars to try i think y'all keep talking on the million
dollar money piece it ain't that's because we don't know how the money was broken down he might
have bought his father a rolex i don't need to know and we don't know what that million dollars
means but it's important to him for him to say he's saying it to say because he knows two niggas
that's a lot that's a big number yes but that don't mean that i had to dig deep in my pocket
to get that middle i didn't say that it hurt him i didn't say it hurt him
you
i said you spent a million dollars on your dad who just came home no no no no there's no nothing
that y'all could say that's gonna make that i mean we on different sides of that y'all wouldn't do it
we don't stand on opposite sides we don't stand on opposite sides my father's deported right now
my father's deported right now if i had mills to get him whatever he wanted to do i would do it
whether he wanted to or not pops if i got it i'm the reason you here my nigga if i got it
you got it whatever you want to do whatever it is whatever business he want to start whatever the
fuck my pops wants to do in this moment you hear him i ain't gonna lie when you when you got
about family joe you can't tell me that stop stop stop stop because don't think that i do know how
you feel about family that's not what i'm saying i don't think you're lying about how you feel
about your family what i'm saying is with how you feel about your family if your dad came to you
with something that for all intents and purposes sounded as asinine as it could possibly sound
i don't think you would be eager or or just overly willing to give him a million dollars to invest
into the stupid whatever stupid shit he just said that's what i mean and i don't think that means
that you love your dad check it out check it out let me let me make a parallel if if i was in your
position top of the podcast charts got my own network all this rich as fuck money to my pop
hold on hold on
and my pops came home and wanted to pot it don't call this is my field i'm the man here i can set
you up here if this is what you wanted to do see why it don't cost me i mean it calls you i keep
saying we agree no no no say that that's why i keep saying we agree when i say what i'm saying
it don't cost me nothing meaning i have my infrastructure set so i can plug you in here
now whatever all of the glitz i gotta go buy you some cameras
i gotta go buy you your own spot to record that but all that but i know the inner workings of
this because i'm the man here so it don't cost me no yo dog y'all getting stuck on a million dollars
i'm not getting stuck let me talk i think i think that's the point let me talk though
he said yo i spent a million dollars on everything so we don't know if he spent a million he could
have bought him a car paid for transport all of these things he didn't necessarily say y'all spent
a million dollars he didn't necessarily say y'all spent a million dollars he didn't necessarily say
he didn't necessarily say y'all spent a million dollars he didn't necessarily say y'all spent a million dollars
in the music business for my father he said i spent a million dollars cumulatively once he came
home from jail so so again he could have bought him a hundred thousand dollar watch he could have
bought him a crib two hundred thousand dollar car he could have been paying his rent he could have
been doing all i'm not disagreeing but what i'm saying is he didn't say i spent a million dollars
in the music business he said i spent a million dollars on my dad to try and put him on so that
he don't gotta go back to the streets and unfortunately he picked the street so that
is saying the music business no
it's all mixed up he said lifestyle clothes he said everything so we don't have to debate that
damn fellas it's everything mixed together some music shit some material shit okay so my thing
is when i and again i know just as many niggas that go to jail and come home as everybody else
when most people come home from jail they are talking positivity now positivity don't necessarily
happen six months later they because the streets is what they there for so again motherfuckers will
come home yo i ain't doing
that shit no more blah blah blah you start going out filling out applications nobody's hiring you
you're getting twelve dollars an hour guess what happens yo you came home and i had this conversation
one of my niggas he came home yo his check was like eight hundred dollars in two weeks after taxes
yeah when i could go outside and i know how to make eight hundred dollars in a couple hours
it starts to be a a no-brainer yeah so unfortunately if you rich and you have
all these resources you want your father to not be faced with the no-brainer so you
try i don't think he's stupid for trying me personally me neither we don't think we said
we should either we said we should talk to him and see what he wanted to do i think we are
catching cases if you if you come you don't want to be legal come on your son got all this going on
he has a million dollars to even spend yeah and you go catch you a fucking idiot he doesn't have
any interest in changing i concur but i think you get to a point where you realize that and that's
when he said yo when i heard my father say out his own mouth i don't want to do five years
probation i'd rather go to jail and max out now i gotta wash my hands with you but i but
i've tried it took a minute to get there it took more than a minute i took a million dollars
which was crazy yeah cool all right yo i know that that part don't matter and y'all's p.o it's
not that it don't matter and what i'm saying it is i think it's not the most important piece i
think it matters i think the devil was in the details here i think what the million dollars
to spend on shapes bullshit you're thinking if if you spend a million to be a rapper or a podcast
or whatever and that might not even matter if you don't spend a million dollars to be a rapper or a
be their mission right then that's a terrible use of money and it's a bad idea if i spend a million
to get you housing health care to make sure you all those things so that you don't have to hit
the streets and a little bit of money on on on that i feel a little bit better about it but all
of it to me all that money i got the relationship i made the beats i got my own studio my own this
like i don't have to but i think the last part y'all says we are connecting what's interesting
to me is all of it is wasted money for persons not ready yeah you gotta put a person in a position
to be their best self
some people will walk into that some people won't they have the one and no amount of money will make
that happen i'm telling y'all now my father go to jail he'd be out front of here with candy bars
before i spent 13 on that with no with no rice in them that that need to be outside with kit
cats y'all be complaining before i put a dollar behind that bitch he's been he's been the same
my whole life and that's the thing my fucking waste of money for my brother's coming home in
january in the january hopefully assuming he met with parole so hopefully in the january beginning
of february he'll be home and we gotta have that question he's gonna be home in the january
49 and you as the bro are you tired are you tired of this shit yet yeah if you are tired of this
shit there is a path and i feel like you're probably the type that'll tell you he's not or
he is oh yeah when he told me his initial plans for coming out i was like no you know he they
weren't illegal plans but they were plans that very quickly he said he was he i want him to get
a job right and he said this is like two years ago right he's at the end of this seven seven
year stretch um which is like he's he's been in prison as much as he hasn't been my mind since i've
been an adult um he said he wanted to have a hustle on the street like selling shirt like
buying shirts and selling shirts and shit like that i'm like that's not what you need you need
more structure yeah because if you out at bro in lehigh whatever 52nd street selling yeah no you're
gonna watch the nigga across the street making five times as much outside while you're selling
these shirts well you're supposed to be on your post and shorty got a fat ass and you're gonna
get distracted and you could do a bunch of other things that'll deter you from your your your goal
but my biggest worry is he's gonna see other niggas hustling the illegal shit while he's
hustling legal shit and he's just gonna be like i could do this better
around a bunch of people working for you need organization structure and you got to be willing
to to live a life where you're not gonna make as much but you'll have more safety so question for
you you have a relationship with your brother you said you've known your brother's been in jail
damn near half the time of your adult life cool this man did not have that relationship with his
dad for the better part of 20 years so even what you know what you know you would still exhaust
your resources to help your brother's life
live a better life and i think you did this guy did not know that and it wasn't as familiar or any
of that other shit so i think he gave it the you gave it the best shot but you gotta know you gotta
know what a person's mind is and you gotta know what they're willing to do and you saying that
from your experience and also exhaust your resources it's drastic right you know i mean
you have to be careful about how much you're exhausting yourself and that's why i keep
fairy tale you got this imaginary idea that you're going to change this fucking 60 year old
bangbanger into a different but you can't no but listen you can and you can have idea you can but
the same but and i'm not because i'm the same person that says a million dollars to not give
up on people but you know what you're saying the money ain't on top of the fact that i don't
subscribe to the whole you know in our culture it's very normal for you to take care of your
parents no matter what type of fucking parents they were to you yep motherfucking your mom be
a whole crackhead never do shit for you and you're supposed to take care of her the same way as your
hard and to carry you like a dog that's what we do in all culture i y'all know i don't subscribe to
that shit yeah definitely not if you're not my mom and you're not acting like a mom then i don't feel
like i have you know you have rights on me and i'm supposed to make sure you okay even though you
never gave a fuck about me or the children i created i don't subscribe to shit like that so
no i mean it didn't raise you and all that i think i and i understand i empathize towards him i just
told y'all my father went to jail but it's still fairy tale bullshit you got more faith in him than
you would one of your fucking peers that you actually know because
it's your daddy but in reality what is he who is this person on paper who do you know him to be
ask his fucking peers what they think they'll tell you
go to his hood
and ask do they think
you should invest
a million dollars
in that motherfucker
they'll tell you
but they ain't seen him
in 25 years
not only do I agree
with Mona
let me take it
a step further
since we talking
about things
that we don't subscribe to
again I'm saying this
as a civilian
yeah we civilians
I do not subscribe
unless you was
El Chapo
or the hood
unless you like
was the top
or the top
or the top
in the hood
I don't subscribe
to you niggas
coming home
from long bids
to a wrist full of watches
and a neck full of jewelry
and a pocket full of money
and the best car
that's out
and the best champagne
and the best clubs
and the best women
I don't subscribe
to that shit at all
it's a
it's a
it's a
it's a dummy kit
here's the problem
with that
it's back to the illusion
it's a dummy kit
it's a setup
it's a trick
nigga you went to jail
hopefully you learned
something
come out with
live with that stench
for a little bit
live with the
I just came home look
for two seconds
I struggle with that
here's why I struggle with that
because
I don't sound crazy at all
here's why I struggle
I don't sound crazy at all
it doesn't sound crazy to me
I get
first of all
you get the bed that you made
I don't want to
you get the bed that you made
I don't want to reward people
for certain things
and it's like
you know
I get it
we have coming home parties
for niggas
come home from prison
don't have people go to jail
I mean go to college and shit
I get all of that
but
but
if someone's been behind that wall
for 10 years
5 years
1 year
25 years
whatever
I do think they gotta be received
with love
and with care
and with grace
doesn't have to be watches
I'm with you
you getting some clothes
job core
and I'll take you to get an ID
I'm with you
but hold on
let me finish
yeah we might
we might pay some rent
put a couple dollars
in your pocket
as like
go money
passing
but all of that
extra shit
you niggas be the hound
but let me say
hound
there's something wrong
with the
psychology in that
yes it is
I agree
I agree
but sometimes you are
where you are
and you gotta meet
people where they are
that's irrelevant
in what I'm saying
it's not
explain it to me
let me explain it
I'm the one saying it
what I'm saying is
what I'm saying is
sometimes
if people don't have
those things immediately
they run right back
to the street
and if you know
and if having a car
or having a watch
will make them feel
like somebody
and get them on a path
even to work for you
even to do something else
to get out of that street
I would do it
I don't like the mentality
I agree
they shouldn't be rewarded
I agree
I would never do that
that's some
y'all side of the room
I'm not saying I would do it
I'm saying I understand
why people do it
I understand the psychology
I understand why people do it
I'm not doing it
I'm saying my brother you
oh okay
these people just went
viral on the internet right
I don't know who these people are
I don't know who their
affiliate is with
they go to pick up
their family member
from prison
they in a foreign
it's a line of them shit
y'all might have seen them
it's a line of them
they got a bunch
of designer bags
they walk up
stacks of fucking cash
everybody gassing them
it's a beautiful moment
in my opinion
it's a setup of failure
I feel like
that
me
when I went to jail
as an adult
and I lost everything
car, my house and everything
walking up Brewer Street
on foot
I walked from
Brewer to Cumberland
to Brewer to Champlows
head in the ground
like I remember
how it made me feel
how much work I put into it
how much
there is no way
that somebody
putting a new watch on you
in the designer clothes
that's out right now
set you up for winning
like if not
for nothing
now you chasing
the next drop
because the clothes
you have now
are too old
next year
to win
so it's like
to me
why not
unless they working for you
exactly
why not
listen y'all
and I want to make it clear
what we disagreeing on
I don't think that
you supposed to put
nothing heavy
on a nigga wrist
I do think that
you need to give them
the things that they need
to excel
and that's more
than the welfare office
going to give them
in this world
than the felon program
going to give them
but a fucking prezzy
is crazy
designer clothes crazy
if that's the
little thing
that you're going to use
that small piece
that you're in designer clothes
and you don't got jewelry
if that's what it puts
you back to the streets
nigga you never had
a plan to stay out of it
get the fuck out of here
and come from a bitch
that changed her whole life
I really was outside
it's bullshit
if designer clothes
and jewelry
will stop you
that would be the thing
that make you jump
back out there
you wasn't going
to change anyway
motherfuckers jump
back out there
because the rink
not doing
they don't have
nowhere to fucking live
and shit like that
but it's like
a Benz
it's crazy
let me ask you a question
what are y'all talking about
do you believe
everybody motivation
is different
I'm not disagreeing with you
some people got to
hit rock bottom
to be motivated
other people could see
somebody and get
inspiration and get
motivated from what they see
so if you are Jay-Z
and Emery just went to jail
for 12 years
and Emery comes home
you're not giving Emery
a fucking Prius
you are not
I'm giving you an example
I'm just saying
Emery also stood tall
let me finish
let me
Emery also stood tall
there's one more piece
hold on
hold on
there's one more piece
if where I
if where
I am today
yes
if I'm a multi
multi millionaire
I'm not feeding you
fucking McDonald's
because I don't eat McDonald's
I'm not putting you
in Levi's
because I don't wear Levi's
I'm not giving you
some bullshit
what Dirk told Jam
when he said
I don't got no clothes
you got us
yeah
that's what he's saying
you got us my nigga
so we good
you good
is that a great example
not only
yeah
it is a great example
to that point
and not only do I disagree
and not only do I disagree
I've been part of them packages
I just did that for a nigga
I just put in an order
for fucking Nike Tex
because I'm like fresh on
I'm not
I'm not getting
nothing but Nike Tex
and ACG boots
get a job
go outside and beat your feet
I'm not giving you Gucci sneaks
I'm not
I don't
I as an ex-criminal
I think I'm setting you up to fail
making it that easy
for that shit
those are the pluses
the benefits
the extras
you don't just get that
when you come home nigga
figure out how to make it happen
I'm gonna make sure you okay
I'm gonna make sure
I'm gonna like I said
I'm gonna do more for you
than the social service
welfare office
in the felon program
because they're not giving you
enough to realistically
to change
I might pay for a trade
I might
I might pay a nigga
to skip you up in the line
when you're trying to be a foreman
and you
you know
you don't have to walk
on the local
where criminals go to change
the fucking
the fucking docks
I might try to get you down here
I'm not getting you
no fucking Gucci
that's the case
I might as well get you
a half a brick
why not
you said as an ex-criminal
you got me
I can't
no we could agree to disagree
I disagree
no what my brother said
was I was right
you said too
I don't think you're right
I think everybody gets motivation
from where they get motivation from
you don't have to get
you don't
you don't have to hit
rock bottom in that game
if I'm multi
multi
multi million dollars up
I'm not putting somebody
in the bare minimum
just above the welfare line
I'm right
you wrong
shout out to Hitboy
his dad
word
and blood
blessings to them
and we never talk about the dad
anybody who's incarcerated
anybody who's coming home
friends and families
and people that are coming home
free them all
free the jails nigga
speaking of free them
and his dad fine too
his dad fine
speaking of free them
did y'all see this dude
that just got
every single one
hey Mona
fine
shut up
we trying to segue now
I'm sorry my man
we can get off the topic
I'm sorry
did y'all see this dude
who's been impersonating
a 49ers player
scamming
scamming chicks
I have not
you didn't see this
no
I've been on vacation
he just got arrested
you might have seen him
he was wearing the 49ers
he's wearing shit everywhere
he had the helmet
he on the beach
every picture
he's been
draft
fake draft photos
workout photos
practice photos
oh shit
all by himself by the way
there's no team around
no team
he's just solo
with a practice jersey on
no
49ers helmet
yes
a helmet
and she falls
it was not she
they
it was a bunch of women
yes
they all fell for it
in Washington
Oregon
Idaho
I want to say
like two other states
those are good states
Idaho seems like
a state where you can get that off
pretty good
yeah
I feel like I could be anybody
I could be any famous black person
I want in Idaho
they don't fucking know the difference
mind you
it's funny because
I was going to bring up
it's a girl
her name is
I think
Alexis Murdoch
or something like that
but she's on TikTok
and she's like a creator
I think she did Love Island
on one of those shows
like a year or so
a couple years ago
but
she posts like she's
goes to Duke
the PA program
that real hard program
to become a doctor
but she literally
parking spot
posts
show everything
show her
you know she got
story times
when she had labs
and shit with people
here's the thing
that Duke group
that's a group of like 90 kids
so everybody knows everybody
yeah
so the group's historian
one of the students
was like getting freaked out about it
like why is she doing this?
why is she doing this?
like we're showing
my dress a black girl
she's a black woman
it's like we would know
if it was a black woman
in here like this right?
yeah
so they finally started
talking about it
and of course the girl
deletes her page
but like yo
people are that sick
to go that far
like even with her
like she didn't necessarily
make money on TikTok
she was getting more
of a following
but to be that freaky
that you're lying that much
that you are going to be a doctor
that you'll never be
this bitch got pictures
in the scrubs
in front of the dorm
like chilling
like she's actually there
I know people like that
I worry about those
if you lie to that extent
I also think
you're going to kill me
yeah I agree
didn't dude get arrested
before it was viral
on the internet
the doctor dude
but he made money at least
he saw patients
and charged them
but you wasn't a doctor
and then court of case
came home and did it again
remember his
that's what I'm saying
his head shot
yeah yeah
there's an obsession
around that
there's a boy
Ishnoi
I got
Ish ain't mad at it at all
you know what
Ish
this is his shit
this is bad
right here
Ish know the dude
I don't know the boy
Ish does not knock hustles
but this is what I'm saying
this is the kind of hustle
that Ish would knock
because Ish has integrity
like it's one thing
to talk shit
while you sitting around talking
but this dude
every time you go to a bar
every time you go to the club
he start
you know
he start capping up
you know what I mean
he's telling them all kinds of shit
from he's a secret agent
to he's a
I mean everything
he's a cop
he's FBI
he's an investor
he's running for mayor
he lies about what school
he went to
he never been to school
he lies about
fraternities
and he ain't got
and it works
because the lies
are so extravagant
he's a sniper
in the ocean
Oh, he doesn't. Is he single?
Is he single?
With the laws?
No, he. They won't even talk to me
at the other couch.
He can't date nobody up there.
They don't talk to you
when I ain't here.
When I ain't here
making sure they pay attention
to you,
them niggas just act like,
you know,
because you pale.
They act like you translucent.
Wow.
They act like they don't
even see you.
Only you know that's not true.
I know.
All right, yeah.
It just feels like it.
It just feels like it
99% of the time.
Yeah, you're going to be
out of there,
but I told you,
you might be careful.
Shut up.
Yo.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold up.
I got to let you know,
I don't want to be
on no last minute
type shit with it,
so I need two days off
in November.
All right?
November 20th.
Thanksgiving?
In 24th.
No, no.
November 20th and 24th.
That's a Friday
and then the following Tuesday.
I'm not going to be here.
You don't like vacation?
No.
Grand Theft Auto 6 comes out
November 19th.
All right, man.
I need to leave now.
What?
I need to go now, though.
And I'm not doing anything
for the next week.
Yo, what's wrong?
Are you serious?
You 12?
I intentionally didn't.
Word, word.
I saved vacation.
You're on a new Zelda
coming out, right?
To the game.
I know.
We know you're getting
your game on money.
Who do you send your dates
to get approved from?
Because I need to leave
early today.
No, that's why I'm saying
it on camera.
Because you start sending
shit they don't remember.
That's what I do.
They don't remember
and then they be like,
oh, wait, you said what?
And I'm saying it early enough.
Then they kick you back
and when you're not here.
No, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Mona got to start
at the cover of the book.
Not even page one.
What?
To leave early.
Oh, shit.
What you should try
sometimes is to come early.
No, I came late today
and I need to leave early today.
Well, that's just,
you late during the year.
No, no.
It's been a year.
No, I've gotten way better
with the lates
and I came in with big goods.
Like, I had a discrepancy
at the bakery, guys.
Yo, you know what's funny
about people that's late?
I thought about this last week.
Last Thursday.
You're Aggie, yo.
No, who, me?
Yes.
How?
I ain't even go yet.
Because you never late.
So you always.
That's not true.
Nah, nigga.
He never late.
He's rarely late.
He's rarely late.
I know that nigga a lot.
He be late.
He's been late.
Not a lot.
I respect that.
You said never late.
Okay, that's right.
I keep it fair.
It's not very,
it's not usually.
That boy is not late.
But listen,
so my barber last week,
the first barber,
my black barber,
so my barber last week,
I'm doing crime in America.
It's Wall Street.
Gotta be there a certain time.
It's morning,
rushing out with traffic.
So I changed the time.
I need you to be here
at 6.45, 7 a.m.
He did that one time.
Every other week,
he's been late.
So the next week,
he come in,
I say, man.
What's his late though?
Yeah, what it look like?
7.02?
15 to 20 minutes.
Now 15 minutes
is normally a buffer.
It's normally a grace period
where you kind of still on time.
That's for late people.
Right.
But for punctual people
who have planned their whole day,
15 minutes makes them late
for everything else.
Especially going to New York.
It makes them late anyway.
Everything.
So now,
I think it's especially weird
if the thing that you're coming for
is only about to be a half hour
or something anyway.
Like a haircut only about to be so long.
So if you're 15 minutes late,
that's half a haircut.
Yeah.
Anyway.
No, it's going to be an hour and a half.
Yeah, my haircut's going to be an hour and a half.
It's going to be an hour and a half.
But anyway, I say,
Take all the shit off.
My haircut's going to be an hour and a half.
My hair big, so.
Yeah, he takes a little longer.
He needs a lawnmower.
That nigga right here.
Yeah, he needs two slippers.
My barber take a break
and then go get his man.
Yo, yo, hold me down, son.
This nigga here.
So I say to this nigga,
yo, you's late today.
This is why I love late people.
That same shit you just said.
When you say something to them,
they say something stupid to you.
Yo, the Starbucks line
was long as hell today.
That's what he said.
Like, that's supposed to be,
oh, all right.
That would infuriate me.
I would be, bro, steaming.
You know what?
It is, though, right?
Wait a minute.
Right.
So him saying.
Late people don't give a fuck.
No, no.
First of all, that is not true.
That is not true.
Number two,
you mean to tell me
his barber saying
the Starbucks line was long as fuck
is the same as me saying
I had a discrepancy at the bakery?
Yes.
For his fucking birthday cakes?
Yes.
The shits don't even say
happy birthday.
How are your birthday cakes?
The yes in unison was enough,
motherfuckers.
All right, so Ice will be gone in November.
Just send that email over.
My brother, go ahead and play Zelda
or that Metroid,
whatever the fuck you're playing.
So who do I talk to?
Mona got to leave today
because her seamstress.
Oh, shit.
Why you got to leave?
Damn, you all over this.
Me and the boss.
I'm just saying.
You want to fuck my shit up, though.
I don't ask you why you got to come in.
Don't call me white boy.
Don't call me white girl.
Can't both of you.
We're going to have a
don't call me white baby.
You can take it right back to popping.
I don't do that shit.
You can take it right back to popping that thing.
Now we get to a baby from y'all.
God damn.
That shit got horny fast.
Hey, Mark, but this is the thing about it.
He dead ass.
This is my first time hearing this.
That's not true, though.
Y'all, this nigga just be lying.
It's cool.
That nigga got it.
All right, so you got to leave.
You and Mona got to leave today.
Bro, we have a huge event as a family to attend.
I think today,
I mean, it's Joe Bud's birthday.
Why are we even working?
Tuh.
Like, why are we here?
We should be, like, drunk together.
Tuh.
We should be a family on an island.
Tuh, boy, you just got here.
Shut up, nigga.
Solid point.
Exactly.
He's still on vacation.
He got shades on.
That's why he got them shades on.
Yeah.
So I put it in the group chat.
Everybody ignored me,
but I didn't care
because I was too busy crying and laughing.
The new Drewski skit.
Oh, bro.
Oh, my God.
The new Drewski skit
where he is doing the football players with CTE.
It's funny, but it ain't funny.
Bro, how much is the budget, y'all?
Like, seriously.
That was an expensive fucking skit.
What the fuck is the. This nigga making movies.
He's doing a lot right now.
He's killing y'all.
Yeah, he's really killing, like. He was mad as hell at that skit.
He's starting to have little messages
in the videos and shit, like, Drewski.
This is one of my favorite skits.
I was dying, nigga.
This is one of my favorite skits for me.
It's funny.
It's just too real.
It's almost too real to laugh at.
No, it's too real for shit that. Like, all them shits be real.
That's the thing.
That's the problem.
That's why I don't understand
what niggas are getting mad at.
They all real and nobody's exempt.
We shooting at the churches.
Yeah.
We shooting at the football players.
We shooting at. He done shot at a bunch of motherfuckers.
He shot at the creep nigga
that tried to get the chick drunk
at the party.
He did skits that. You've seen some. You've seen these people
somewhere before.
The only black guy
that hang with white people.
Yup.
Oh, come on.
The NASCAR one.
Oh, the NASCAR one.
The white girls.
He did Charlie Kirk wife.
But the CTE one was so great to me
as I was busy crying and laughing.
Part of the reason I was crying and laughing
is because how stupid and desensitized
we are as people.
Thanks.
Right?
In the video, the announcers are like,
oh, man, you gotta expect it.
In a sport,
it's physical.
And he's laying there.
He can't. He can't. Bro, he looks so bad
when he's around with them fake abs.
And that was. I feel like I was the only one in America
feeling like that
during that DeMar Hamlin shit.
Like, I know we had a big moment of silence
in all the living rooms,
but I was like,
y'all gonna keep playing the game
after this?
Like. Right.
One monkey don't stop the show.
Vince let the pay-per-view keep going.
And Owen died in the ring.
In the ring?
Facts.
Facts.
Live on pay-per-view.
And Owen White said that he never. They never. Are you crazy?. to the tribute to them.
They never sent no love to them.
They never did nothing.
That's why now when they tried,
she refuses.
Because he literally left in a stretcher,
went and died,
and they didn't even say shit.
Oh, he's dead.
Next fight.
Next round.
Next match.
Oh, he died, y'all.
And they just moved on.
No more silence on nothing.
That was fucked up.
That's crazy.
So Michael Redd has spoken up.
There's another few other football players.
TJ. Michael Redd. TJ Ward.
TJ Ward.
TJ Ward spoke up,
and people are upset talking about
CTE is the only, like, sickness
that people are allowed to make fun of outwardly.
That's a lie.
We make fun of everything.
I love making fun of sicknesses.
I mean, the Tourette's jokes that came out after the. I mean, I do have a sensitivity. No, Tourette's is fun to make fun of.
Hilarious.
Like, how could you not laugh?
Yeah, it got me a part of them all.
It's literally funny.
Like, it's literally a funny situation.
Tourette's is hilarious.
You keep yelling,
Dick balls!
That's funny.
No, I'm trying to think of some shit
outside of CTE,
that is as severe as CTE
that we really make fun of.
I think that's a false parallel, too.
Even him saying that.
Because we only know CTE
to come from one place.
Right.
Two places, but. Boxing.
Boxing.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
But they're both,
I don't want to say voluntary,
but sort of, like, you chose a. Yeah, yeah.
Path.
Even now, with football,
they give you the option.
I mean, not saying that. They say they have studies. The guardian cap.
And they can say,
I'm not wearing that.
So now you're choosing to not even. It looks stupid, yeah.
I mean, what you want them to do?
Look, I never forget
watching a documentary about CTE
a thousand years ago
and thinking,
oh, this is the end of football.
Because I'm a girl,
and I don't know no better.
And I'm like, oh, no,
more research comes out,
this is it.
And I vow, when I have children,
my boys will never play football.
My son is gearing up
for football right now.
Like, I just. It's so violent,
and we know what happens.
Like, even the running jokes
of the boxer that can't speak.
It's like. Y'all don't give a fuck,
so can we stop pretending
that we give a fuck?
Give a fuck?
Because nobody cares.
Fam, Antonio Brown. Fuck?. made it his whole thing
to poke fun. He started C-T-E-S-P-N.
Yeah.
Like, he made it. Because people,
when he was bugging out,
it was like, yo,
he must have C-T. The unfortunate part
is you can't diagnose it
until after a person's passed away.
Until they study their brain.
So you can see some actions
that look a little different
and say, all right,
it might be that,
but you won't be able
to know for sure.
Like. Some of these suicidal players
killed themselves,
not shot themselves in the head
just so they could get
their brain studied.
Just to get their brain studied.
I mean, it's. But to take it back
to Drewski for a second,
the question for me still is,
is it in bounds for humor?
I. I think it's okay.
Same.
Same.
I don't want to make fun
of a person.
whose tragedy happens, but making fun of the circumstance, to me, also puts a spotlight on the situation.
Like, to me, having a conversation about football and CTE is an important one,
and I think humor gets us to some of the most important and serious things that we can absolutely have.
There's no better social commentary, in my mind, than comedy.
If somebody in your family just to be, if somebody in your family passed away or exhibited some,
because I remember one of the documentaries that I saw, one of the movies that I saw,
when motherfuckers was literally electrocuting themselves and shit like that for, as a result of it.
I don't know if you necessarily feel the same way.
So I see both sides.
I see that it is comedy.
But see, that goes for every skit to me.
All of that, like, even when you do the Erica Kirk one, I'm pretty sure the family of Charlie Kirk,
and they're going to feel a way.
I think a lot of these things.
If they hit close to home.
If they apply to you.
If they're making fun of you, yes, you're going to probably take that shit.
If it hits close to home, you're going to feel a difference.
I just don't know if that should be the measuring stick of comedy.
Hit dogs hard.
I'm with you.
Please, please.
As a comic, comedians, we talk about people.
I mean, we talk about things, talk about issues, podcasters.
That's how those conversations will get things to change anyway.
Like, sometimes people get so upset at the backlash when in reality,
some of these conversations aren't even being had.
When Juicy does a skit, and then podcasts talk about it, comedians talk about it,
people making a joke, that furthers, that pushes the needle on whatever research or,
you know what I mean?
Even have people come out saying it's not something to make fun of.
Okay, we need to take this serious.
Maybe somebody will take it serious and do something.
Because we are, this is American country football.
We bleed football.
And niggas start getting their heads knocked in middle school.
So it's like, what the fuck?
Y'all either care or y'all don't fucking care.
Unfortunately, football is too much money.
Like, to me, this is.
It's no different.
And I'm not saying he did this, but somebody bringing up, you know,
school shootings or something like that in a skit or whatever.
I'm not saying they would.
But if that were to happen, yeah, you can have all the conversations you want.
Unfortunately, them companies pay way too much to the powers that be.
We ain't changing shit.
Football, you can have.
Too big to fail.
Even with the CTE shit.
They paid whatever they had to pay.
Niggas do.
And part of the settlement was we don't have to acknowledge this.
Sure.
Y'all accepted it.
Like, it's too much money at play here.
And the other part, especially with CTE.
CTE and the NFL, humanity, we like violence.
Yeah.
From day one.
Roman Coliseum.
Yeah.
Violent sport is our entertainment, no matter how we want to cut it.
Since the dinosaurs, man.
If they really existed.
You know where you at?
But, yeah, like, we like that shit.
Whether you want to try to act like, oh, this is wrong.
We shouldn't be.
Humans, that's why these things are sports.
Because we find entertainment.
Entertainment and violence.
It's a modern day gladiator sport.
Yes.
Y'all, the five incidents or so that he mimicked, y'all laughed at when it was the real thing.
Yeah, we sure did.
And these niggas got CTE.
It ain't hard to tell.
Thanks, bro.
Y'all seen Antonio Brown bugging out.
Y'all seen him and his girl, or baby mom, whatever that was.
Y'all was geeking, high, high.
And I was like, yo, he's off.
Mm-hmm.
A couple other ones.
Then y'all seen them niggas hit the studio.
That shit be fine.
That shit be funny, yo.
That shit be funny when the CTE niggas get in the booth.
I'm sorry, yo.
That nigga got up and walked and ran into the dog.
And by the time he got to Adrian Broner cursing the bitch out, that had no function.
Yo.
Y'all know Adrian Broner.
He's not well.
That's mean.
Y'all know it, but y'all watching it.
Y'all, it's funny.
It's funny CTE sometimes.
It's not funny.
It is.
It's like crack ain't funny.
It's funny, but the right crack head is being funny sometimes.
Someone falling.
It's funny.
Yes.
Sometimes it's not funny, but it should be.
A lot of places.
Yeah.
My thing is.
Like when Jada Pink, I'm sorry, man.
Like when Jada Pink and Smith bugged out.
Talking about, yo, y'all niggas talking about my alopecia.
I didn't know what alopecia was.
But when I found out, it's funny.
Oh, my God.
It's funny.
Yo, there are some diseases we have to be able to make fun of.
And alopecia is one of them.
That's funny.
That's funny.
It's like on the lowest side.
Oh, you lose your hair.
Oh, you can't grow hair.
All right.
You bald, bitch.
I like bald bitches.
Nigga, Mike had vitiligo, and they made fun of Mike for a few days.
Yeah, he can make fun of vitiligo.
He can make fun of parks.
Vitiligo we can make fun of.
Alopecia.
CTE.
What else?
Crack.
Let's get the ones out the way.
Scoliosis.
Hey, I got scoliosis.
They've been teasing me forever because my back is crooked.
Hey, I'm sensitive about it.
They don't care.
Yeah, people don't care.
What other deformities we can make fun of?
I have never heard somebody make fun of me.
What other people make fun of Joe for scoliosis?
Scoliosis they make fun of me for?
I told you they called me a crackhead.
My thumb they make fun of me for.
That thumb deserves to be made fun of.
That thumb in the Hall of Fame.
It's an eye catcher.
Anything about this job that I've always complained about hourly is that y'all never got nobody
ready for anything.
Yes, and he'd just land it, motherfucker, make a point.
Remember the man with the little hands from Scary Movie?
That's how his thumb gets.
No, I don't.
Yo, there's only but so many people in the world.
There's only so many people in the world that are so perfectly sculpted that there's
nothing to tease them about physically.
They got something fucked up at all.
And they got something fucked up too.
They just don't know it.
Everybody has something that's pretty teasable.
It's true.
Everybody.
Unless you fucking old school Cindy Crawford of motherfucking Pam Greer old school.
Like I said, unless you like a sexy Dolly Parton.
Dolly Parton?
Shit.
That's a baddie.
That's a baddie, man.
Dolly Parton is fine.
Y'all seen Doja Cat sending shots to Madonna?
No, what she said?
Oh, not Doja Cat.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Misspoke.
Gaga.
Oh, no.
What?
Even spicier.
She's never done it.
I'm the same bitch.
Gaga was sending shots at Madonna?
Or Doja Cat was sending shots at Gaga?
No, not Doja Cat.
Doja Cat don't belong in this talk.
I misspoke.
My bad.
Gaga.
Gaga was doing an interview.
And the person wasn't trying to be funny or lead her down a path.
She was just asking her about, she compared it and said, what does it feel like to have
like, to be like today's like Madonna?
Gaga was like, I am not her with respect.
Oh, oh, it's my favorite phrase right there.
With all due respect, with respect, I am nothing like Madonna.
I write, I act, I produce, I choreograph.
I do my song.
Madonna did a lot of that shit.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I see a mind in the background.
Not according to Gaga.
Y'all team Gaga on this?
No.
Y'all are out of your fucking minds.
You're.
Yes.
Absolutely.
You are insane.
I will say this, right?
I do think it's a disadvantage how when people automatically put them on the same level,
but I don't know you.
Madonna is one of the top five selling artists of all time.
Right?
But skill level, creativity.
When you couldn't stream a fucking thing, by the way.
Right.
And was in movies that were his.
Here's my thing on it.
Right?
Does Gaga have some talents that Madonna does not?
Of course.
Yes.
Yes.
And again, it's a comparison.
I'm not saying these people are the same.
Just hear me out.
Let me preface.
Let me preface.
Let me preface.
No, no, no, no, no.
here's my thing on it
right
does Gaga have some talents
and Madonna does not
of course
yes
and again
it's a comparison
I'm not saying
these people are the same
just hear me
let me preface that
in the same way
that Michael Jackson
has some talents
that James Brown doesn't
but I would never
Michael Jackson
should never say
with respect
I'm not James Brown
in the name
you can't do that
because there's a foundation
that Madonna set
for
for Lady Gaga
that can't be ignored
also
let's not understate
how hard it is
to be Madonna
Madonna isn't
a flash in the pan
you're talking about
decades of sustained success
yes
a gajillion records sold
also
she was in movies
also
yeah
she wrote
she also wrote
yeah
I mean
you're going down the list
Madonna was her
what did Madonna write
mostly
I'd have to pull it up
I don't know
let's pull it up
I just
before we just get to talking
because when y'all first said
Gaga was talking about her
like she is
I've already pulled it up
it says
Madonna wrote
or co-wrote
a vast majority
of her own music
throughout her career
oh
Madonna wrote
a few early tracks
entirely on her own
including
Lucky Star and Gambler
about 70% of the tracks
on her self-titled
1983 debut album
involved her
sole writing credit
I did not know that
okay
yeah
alright
I get it
and again
including like a prayer
like Isla Bonita
Frozen and Lifted
I mean big ones
these aren't like small ones
like Tyrese wrote
I mean
no we don't know
I don't want to do that
I think
I think Gaga
is speaking to the
to the talent
I think she's strictly
because when you talk
about everything else
there's no debate
and Madonna is
that
and that's why
it's disrespectful
Madonna also was
pushed a certain way
that no one else
was going to get a push
so was Gaga
so was Gaga
but a lot of what
led people to her push
was that she actually
had vocal ability
she was really
a talented dancer
she had
actual talent
so did Madonna
Gaga's incredible
I don't want to take
anything away from Gaga
I get what you're saying
I get what you're saying
she ain't Madonna
you don't want to
diminish one
to light the other one up
my nigga
Madonna came along
in the 70s
in the 80s
when that shit was rough
not the 70s babe
80s
in the 90s
late 70s
late 70s
her first shit
was the early 70s
I don't think
it's diminished
wait a minute
wait a fucking minute
Madonna and I
are very different
just saying
I wouldn't make
that comparison at all
I don't mean to
disrespect Madonna
no no no
it's cool
she's a
you know
a nice lady
and she's had
a fantastic huge career
she's the biggest
pop star of all time
but
I play
I'm good
a lot of instruments
I write all my own music
I spend
hours and hours
a day
in the studio
I'm a producer
I'm a writer
what I do
is different
I'm not
just rehearsing
over and over again
to put on
a show
She should have stopped.
She should have stopped.
There was a spontaneity in my work.
I allow myself to fail.
I allow myself to break.
I'm not afraid of my flaws.
You know, there are major differences between me and her.
And I don't mean that in a disrespectful way.
I just will not be compared to anyone anymore.
I am who I am.
And this is me.
You know, my life story is my life story.
Madonna and I are very close.
I respect the sentiment.
She called her a lady.
I don't like the end statement.
When she started to get to a point where it was like, all right.
She didn't like it.
But I do think a lot of things she said in the beginning was valid.
There is something to be a musician, to playing instruments, to writing most of your shit,
to the things that she's saying.
And if we talk about the other things, like actress and all that,
she's more respected in that realm as far as an actress than Madonna.
Even though Madonna might have had Evita and Dick Tracy or whatever.
And League of Her Own.
Yeah.
But when we talk about, I think she's coming from a space of when we talk about the field
and we have to now start removing the success of what someone does
and what actually their talent is based off of,
I don't think Lady Gaga and Madonna are in the same stratosphere.
There's a way, if you're that talented at communicating to all these mediums,
there's a way to communicate that without us leading up to a conversation about how you just dissed Madonna.
If there's no Madonna, Lady Gaga has a tough role.
I agree with what you're saying.
So if she opted not to do that,
it tells me she absolutely meant to diss Madonna.
Oh, sure.
I'm saying she did.
Yes.
And it sounded like they were saying initially, before we heard the whole thing,
like, there's nothing wrong with that because it was true.
And I'm like, the truth of it ain't enough for me.
That was a diss.
To me, an unnecessary diss.
That's the kind of comment you make if you actually got an issue with somebody.
If Madonna's talking shit about Gaga, that's a great comeback.
That comes off like she's not as familiar with Gaga's writing
because she kept trying to diminish that.
You mean Madonna's writing.
I mean, excuse me, Madonna's writing.
No, it sounds like she is.
Or she knows more than the credits.
Yes.
Yes.
That may be true.
That may be true.
And I believe that.
It sounds like someone who probably came in respecting this person
might have not gotten even the correspondent that you wanted.
It could be that, too.
Yeah.
And then now you're going ahead and giving a little bit of that energy.
And found out some shit.
Yeah.
It could be a lot.
Or let me just throw one more hypothetical.
Maybe you've been comparing this person so much
that the world doesn't appreciate how talented you are.
That it's not even about Madonna.
It's the chip you get on your shoulder
about being called the next Madonna all the time.
But I think if the people are comparing you to one of the all-time greats,
then that is respect.
But I think stepping on it.
It's like.
You have to step on it because it's a lazy comparison.
Because.
Yeah.
Madonna is nothing like Gaga.
Even when you talk about presentation fashion,
Gaga would be more along the lines of a Cher
if you want to talk about the look and the imagery and all that
than to me a Madonna.
You know, I'll give you a good example.
I think so.
You know, I'm great with football examples.
Sometimes when a white player comes out,
they immediately get compared to the next,
to the white guy before them.
So I could be a white guy who actually moves in the pocket,
who scrambles and all that shit.
But they're always going to be like,
oh, you're the next Tom Brady.
No, I'm actually the next Mahomes.
I think that happens even more to black quarterbacks, honestly.
There you go.
Or she's in a space now where she's like,
hey, I'm Lady Gaga.
Now y'all need to start looking at the field today
and say who's the next me.
That's what it sounds like she's saying.
Chris Brown is never going to diss somebody
that calls him the next Michael.
Because he respects Michael.
That's my point.
So she's clearly.
It's not like Chris Brown saying,
yo, y'all need to compare me to the field.
Let me jump in here.
Let me jump in here in advance.
Let me advance this a little bit.
Kind of staying on what we were talking about.
What is today?
Well, for the listener, it's Saturday.
I've got no exaggeration to y'all.
Five phone calls from people totally unrelated
that went to see Bruno Mars.
Bruno Mars did four nights.
MetLife.
MetLife.
And MetLife.
They all said the same thing.
Same exact thing, which was.
They started with Joe.
I don't know why when I see Bruno Mars,
I think of you.
But I'm telling you something.
Go.
He is not them.
No, he not.
Yes.
Whoever you went to see that does R&B.
Bro, that's a fact.
This Bruno Mars show,
and this is any time I've ever seen him,
is the best show with the best slaps,
bro.
is the best show with the best slaps,
with the best singing,
with the best dancing.
My words can't put it to you.
You have to see him yourself.
I agree.
And you will never compare him
and what he does to anything that the rest of the fielders don't.
That's a fact.
I totally agree.
I told you that from the 24 Carat show.
And I went to the one before that.
I went to one like 10, 11, 12.
Bro, when I walked,
I wasn't even the biggest fan.
I went with a chick.
Yo, dog, I walked out of there like,
I didn't know he was.
Yo, the chick.
The charm, the charisma,
his stage presence.
Everything.
All of that shit is up there, bro.
This is the problem.
A lot of that comes with people not knowing enough of the backstory.
Bruno has been on stage since a kid.
He started off as a kid.
So as you develop as a kid,
understanding what stage presence looks like,
you know how to transfer that in a way that other artists can't,
even if you have the slaps.
Bruno can go in a stadium with no slaps
and entertain in the same way.
That reminds me of Duran.
That Duran.
Same thing.
There's people who just have understanding
of this thing.
It's something that experience has to build up.
You can be a person with all the slaps in the world,
but you don't know how to connect with an audience.
But to Joe's point,
yo, somebody may not know that.
Somebody might not know how much this nigga gives it up
in his shows.
Same response to Lady Gaga.
But they don't hold him in a certain regard.
So somebody might not have been around,
I don't know how old Lady Gaga is.
I saw what Madonna was doing worldwide.
Madonna was bigger than the United States.
Madonna was her.
So I don't want to say that somebody. I don't give a fuck who you are.
They're both huge.
If she's going to shit on Madonna like that.
They're both huge.
Yeah, that's crazy.
She was in a rich. She was in a few rich. Unless I feel like I'm big enough to do so.
Don't do it, though.
Also, let's be clear.
She's asked it a lot.
People do this to her a lot.
Her whole career.
You get tired of that shit.
At the end of the day, you know, it's levels.
But for me, when she say lady,
it's almost like either she doesn't like Madonna
or she don't like what she represented
or what she got going on now.
So it's like, don't compare me to that bitch
because we ain't the same.
And that's the ill part to me.
That's the weird part.
You know how many people in the industry
would love to be able to come up here
and even though they're compared to people
that they have to show respect to,
they don't respect anything about their creative process.
We talk about this all the time.
There's legends like Elvis, shit the Beatles.
We had Quincy go ahead and shit on their musical talent.
Don't get me wrong.
They're big artists.
But there's a lot of people within the music business
that really know what it takes to really create
and really truly create on your own
that don't respect none of this shit that we respect.
They don't care.
That's the Michael Port show.
Speaking of, because I don't want to stay on this.
It was just supposed to be like a quick hit.
We do have more shit to get to.
Have you let Mr. Bobby Brown sit down?
Well, I want him to sit down
because we're having a lot of music discussion
which you go totally mute on
because all you do is crime.
Shit.
Did anybody here get a chance to see
the Gladys Knight footage that's floating around?
I did.
Yeah.
I did not.
I did.
Now, I saw TMZ post it
and they posted it with the,
caption saying,
Gladys Knight's friends and fans are concerned now
based off what they're seeing from the stage
during her show or tour.
I don't know what she's doing.
A tour.
Yeah.
She canceled it.
Fumble.
She canceled the tour or a show?
No, she's walking out on stage
and she's very fragile walking
and it looks bad.
She's kind of small.
She didn't seem to know exactly where she was.
I don't know where she was.
She seemed confused.
Like the footage,
in the footage,
she legit looks like,
what did you say?
She was speaking into the mic.
Yo.
Yo, oh God.
I cried.
Yo, I came, Mark.
Yo, Gladys ain't know
where the fuck she was at,
what was going,
they're trying to walk her to the microphone.
Yeah.
She started talking to somebody.
Hey, girl.
They did that with Ron Osley last week.
No.
Same thing.
They had two people on the side of him
walking, like it's,
Yo, it looks,
it looked like on Gladys' footage, though,
it looked like that
when she's normally walking around,
somebody is with her.
So when she's on the stage alone,
she looked like she need help.
But I mean, like,
y'all know how old these motherfuckers is.
Yo, but that's where I'm at.
That's why I said it.
We as fans,
first of all,
don't get it fucked up.
God damn.
I'm never going to say a bad word about the OG.
At some point,
us as fans
have to let go.
Yeah, man.
Yes.
You're going to kill one of these motherfuckers.
You don't have to have these motherfuckers be,
89 on the stage,
87 on the stage.
Joe, that speaks to how bad-
What's that white boy that was running around,
the old white boy nigga there?
Ricky Vaz?
Come on now.
He shouldn't be touring.
Why we got to say that?
That speaks to the industry.
Yes.
How fucked up the industry is
and how shady it is
and how it has not prepared people
for the retirement years.
They have to tour, Joe.
You think these niggas
want to be outside?
Well, well, well.
That's not always true.
You're getting crazy.
I do think that there's a lot of people
that probably rely on them.
There's a lot of people
that they have to tour for.
I think they themselves
could probably chill the fuck out.
Like, I'm not saying broke is what I'm saying.
No, yeah, yeah.
I'm not saying, I'm saying.
I don't think Ronald Adler's broke either.
Me either.
To make everything go-
Oh, you're talking about financially?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because our bones is dead, man.
Oh, motherfuckers.
Yeah.
Bones and bones.
Yo, Joe.
Some of these people are broke, bro.
Yeah, some of them are.
I'm just saying,
last thing I want to-
A lot of these people have shitty deals.
A lot of these people
have been taking care of people
for the last 40 and 50 years.
Their expenses are high.
So even if they made
$100 million throughout their career,
my nigga, you've been
supporting niggas for 50 years.
You got to educate me here.
As you-
age, right? Don't you get like AARP
or some type of old nigga
check? Yeah, it'd be like $1,800
a month. Go ahead.
But when you turn 80. Yo, that's your
haircut money. Right.
When I'm 82, I ain't get no haircut.
Be clear, y'all.
I'm not getting a haircut at 82.
Gladys was on a tour last year on the Queens tour
and she did well. So it's like
it's over. Go home, y'all.
How do you know when it's time to go home
until you go around looking for the
restroom on stage? How about
these motherfuckers that's handling them, that's making
them. The managers and shit are fucking
putting them up.
Okay, now she can step back.
Fuck that. Get this money.
That's what they doing.
I just hope everybody
in their 30s, 40s is setting
up for what life gonna look like at 70
and 80 because that shit gonna hit.
Niggas gonna realize you don't have the protection
that you thought you had. You didn't make the investments
that you should have made back in the days. You didn't have
the education. So cool. You're allotting
royalty checks every year.
And as they slow the fuck down and your expenses
stayed the same or if not got higher. Hers is solid.
I'm with everything you said. Gladys Knight is not one of them
people. Yeah, there's some people that that's absolutely
true. There are some people. I'm telling you, you know, like
she's not. A lot of it
has to do with who you have to take care of. It's not about your
situation. Because even if you look at her royalty situation,
you know what I mean, it's different. It's great.
She's not in the same situation as other
people. But again,
the fact that you got family, you got to take care of, you got people and also
people exploiting you. Because sometimes when you're not
mentally sharp anymore
and all of us get to the point where we're not mentally sharp anymore,
you get put in situations you don't have to be in otherwise.
Estimated worth of $28 million.
That's what it says.
This old bitch got $28 million. She all right.
That's a guess. But again, a lot of times
when you are not as sharp as you
once were, a nigga starts stealing.
That's true. So now you might be
fucked up out here. This pod come up with all
the cappuccino in the world. Hey,
all of this shit y'all saying could be true. What I'm
saying is at 82 years old, go to bed.
Yes, you should. I agree.
If you got $100, go to bed. Get off the stage.
Hold on. That's one
little piece I disagree with. If
you actually need
to work to pay your bills,
as a fan, it would also be
selfish of me to say, look,
me and that trainer, Georgia, used to sound a lot better.
And y'all talking about concerts, man.
Ric Flair was wrestling at 82 years old.
I think there's also. Some of that is ego.
Ric Flair also let it be known he wanted to die wrestling.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's a
difference. I think there's also flyways for people
like Gladys Lay or any of these super
duper, extra duper legends
could make money without having to go tour
half the year.
A residency, doing
fucking content, doing
fucking documentaries, doing books,
doing re-releases, doing re-records.
There's a bazillion ways.
But what happens when you're still getting
booked for it and it's easy?
Flying to Arizona?
Yeah, it should be a residency.
Arizona, Orlando,
there should be a few cities where. Larry's health. Foxwoods.
Come on. I've been booked and retired for the next city.
I'll be in my next city.
We should not want to see Gladys Knight
doing that at 82 years old. That's all I'm saying.
At Torn Tuesday, we just seen
fucking the dude
on tour with Cole
died in an accident.
Rest in peace to him.
Didn't Kalani just cancel the show because she was
unwell? Touring is brutal, bro.
That's my point. So I don't think that
if touring is brutal for Kalani. On the news, they don't know what
happened, so they're not giving the details.
But it wasn't an accident.
So they're guessing that he fell asleep
or. Distracted
or something. So they said the truck swerved.
Yes. And as
a truck driver, I can attest to that.
You swerve that motherfucker back, if it's heavy,
it's gone. It's gone.
Also, y'all, Gladys Knight is not. She's not 82. She's
probably 95. I didn't believe you.
She's nowhere near 82. I just thought about it.
Gladys Knight was old already back
when I was, like, a kid. Gladys is in her 80s. Gladys Knight
was old when the
Pips was there.
She had the Pips, right?
You know, they did show ages. I just
think she's 100. Like, there's
no way Gladys Knight is not 100. Gladys Knight.
95. She didn't look 82.
My aunt 90 look a lot more spry.
Exactly. Once we get the crackin', we about to go.
That 82 looked like. It looked like a hard 82.
It looked like a buck-09.
Yo, shut the fuck up.
The music is just
weird on people. No. It does.
You ever see rock stars, man? Them motherfuckers be 50
sometimes. Mick Jag and them niggas
still out there dancing.
They still out there picking up and still doing that
little stupid shit. You know what's funny?
No, no, no. Go ahead, say it.
That's what's funny. I would watch it.
I don't know what I would watch. I think it was the news.
But I watch, like, white people news
to see what they into.
Oh, we've been up to, man.
Was that Fox News? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watch the white news.
I just call it news.
If you in New York and you in the morning
and the Channel 11 news come on first.
You talking about the locals? Oh, yeah, I got you.
If you watch that news, it ain't white.
It's horrible. Anyway.
Oh, boy.
Oh, my God.
He got picked up on the mic.
God damn.
That slipped out?
That was a pusher. It wasn't a pusher.
You can't hold them shits an old man down.
It's time to get off the road.
I didn't take my gas eggs.
Why are you not taking them gas eggs?
I didn't take my Pepsis.
Yo, so I'm watching the white news.
Wait, and you continue.
He's going to keep talking.
You just farted your clothes off the couch today.
Yo.
Go take your shit, nigga.
Oh, my God.
You are flagrant.
Come on, mama. Come back.
Nigga, spray it in your shorts, nigga.
Go wipe your ass.
I can smell that shit from here, dog.
You eat pork?
So the white news, yeah.
Yeah, you can smell it.
You can tell.
So the white news, it was some concert,
and the whites was super excited because what's my man name?
The white rock legend.
Slash?
Slash.
With the face makeup.
He's also that white.
No, that's Kiss.
That's Kiss.
Slash is down.
Gene Simmons.
That's Gene Simmons.
The guy that sticks the tongue out and they have the-
Him.
Yeah, Gene Simmons.
He ain't white?
No, but Slash isn't white.
Slash isn't white.
Oh, no, I'm talking about that guy.
Got it.
Slash isn't white.
And he came out.
Came out unexpectedly, didn't say a word, grabbed the mic on his guitar, and was doing
his shit.
He had his makeup on.
They love him.
So the DJ's like, I'm going to destroy that fucking, whatever his name, what's his name?
Gene Simmons.
That's not Gene Simmons.
If he's playing guitar, that's not Gene Simmons.
I'm thinking Slash.
It's somebody else from the group.
It's from Kiss.
I think it was Homeboy.
Slash don't sing.
He wasn't singing.
Oh.
He was only playing the guitar.
He had a big hat on.
He had a big hair and a big top hat.
That's Slash.
Big hat.
That's Slash.
That's Slash.
Yeah, him, but he's older now.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
He's 61.
Not really.
Why did he move to 61?
Not really.
Like I said, the music industry wears old people.
Yeah.
He looked about every bit of 86.
So much so, the crowd could not identify, probably one of the most identifiable musicians
over the last 60 years.
They had no idea.
Last time I saw Slash, he looked all right.
Last time you saw him, he was like, man, he's got that big, long beard.
Slash is there, melly, mell.
Like the diesel nigga that everybody should know.
But it's just older now.
Yeah, it's cardiomyopathy.
Oh, see?
This is-
What?
Back to the judge.
Prayers up to Slash, man.
He did cardio.
Oh, God, bro.
Nigga, I do cardio therapy, too, nigga.
But what'd he say?
Cardio and therapy.
Cardio therapy, yo.
Anyway.
He didn't say cardio therapy.
What'd he say?
Oh, God, bro.
Oh, shit.
I hate this.
That's my cardio brother.
You can't see it.
Anyway.
I'm going to just say-
I mean, can I just say something?
Because I-
Y'all-
We all joke and, you know, make light of things that are serious.
But y'all-
And I mean each and every one of you, except for my dear sister Mona.
No, no.
You're a piece of shit, too.
Okay.
Who?
Oh.
All of every one of y'all for y'all Dolly Parton tribute.
Hold up.
Hold up.
We ain't no piece of shit for that.
We held Dolly down.
What do you mean, that's Dolly?
I had never heard a tribute to a person where y'all played the music of another person-
I told them to take it off.
And talked about their titties.
Well, what-
That was a tribute.
That was a tribute.
I love Dolly, man.
That's my first time I've really loved them titties.
Oh, and that song, I Will Always Love You.
Let's play the Whitney version.
What the fuck is that?
We played the Dolly.
We played both.
We played the Dolly.
Man, she had great titties.
Man, hold up.
She was a lot-
Y'all didn't name a song.
We did.
I didn't say y'all can't name a song.
I said y'all didn't name a song.
Did you see the song?
She did so much good, y'all.
Titties.
Y'all, she did so much good.
Y'all know what she did after she gave-
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, pause.
I'm not cutting you off.
I want to set this up properly.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Don't do that.
Because you people don't know how to do it.
And I think y'all are on a-
There's a moratorium on y'all giving eulogies for at least a week.
Y'all can't-
Well, it's your job.
Yeah.
Literally, it's not for a vacation.
Next time a person dies, just wait.
We'll call.
No, we'll call.
No, you just call.
Yeah, we'll call you on that.
And I'll answer just like you answered in Turks.
Mona and I will give the Dolly Parton eulogy right now.
I don't want to eulogy his way to Potter no more.
Is it me or E?
Are you done?
I don't even care about Potter no more.
You're done, dog.
I want a clip of the butt.
Oh, shit.
Hey, y'all.
Hey, y'all.
Hey, y'all.
Y'all got it.
Go ahead, get your shit on.
Mona, my dear sister, help me out here.
So, Dolly Parton passed away last week.
What?
Tell us about it.
Dolly Parton, one of the great-
Thank you, thank you.
One of the-
Thank you, Mark.
A legendary-
No, but Mona did hers in hour one.
It's true.
It's true.
She was pretty good.
No, seriously.
We lost Dolly Parton.
It really was a tragedy, and I was sad to see it.
It kind of-
I did like a full stop when it happened because
i think people didn't realize how amazing the artist she is how talented an artist she is over
these 80 years prolific prolific that's another point man i mean from the moment she comes out
comes through grand old opry to the moment she died damn near only maybe a few years have passed
uh since she stopped making albums you're talking about like four five decades really six decades
she put out an album damn near every year between 1967 and 19 i'm sorry in 2023 that's almost 60
years of great music man yeah she wasn't just a great songwriter she wasn't just a pretty face
although she was a beautiful face actress um a wonderful actress uh funny also funny hilarious
i love the fact that right now a lot of her um interviews and clips are coming out carson she
did a lot of funny joints with carson oh my gosh she's so she's so quick quick man self-deprecating
um just just just amazingly talented as a songwriter she also was a very shrewd business
woman when she first started making her music one of the things i loved was the story of when
elvis
comes to her and tries to buy the music from her yeah you know what i mean you know uh elvis's
manager comes in it's like yo let's let's make this thing happen we'll own the music we'll do
this we'll do that she said no she stopped put a full stop on that shut it down did she lose a
music opportunity at the moment yes but she gained her own rights she was she was a pioneer in that
field and that's why her estate you'll love this it's just worth 450 million dollars that's
fucking crazy quietly too quiet you wouldn't even know that um obviously
i love we love the music we love jolene we love i will always love you i'm glad you shout out to
y'all for hearing it fuck y'all for making fun of me when before when i said it was a great version
y'all called me i said it was you but you know i'm gonna have to but yeah yeah it's all good
but it's an it's an amazing version um islands in the stream one of the great one of the great
duets one of the great karaoke songs too if y'all don't know it's just she's just a legend and she
was so quirky she was just so quirky and interesting but she also was very very um
committed to social change that's the last thing i want to say about her um
philanthropic girl
go ahead might as well keep it going she invested so much money in literacy for young people yeah
um she invested in schools and she did it all quiet black conditions especially
you know how many people get books like weekly or monthly from her organization people were just
posting about it because people didn't know that she has the organization to help kids to encourage
parents reading to their kids to send you a book once a month like she just was all about good
even with
um her being a big fan of elvis because she was heartbroken when the elvis deal didn't go through
then fast forward kevin costner comes to her about whitney when she does a whitney honor
she helps the black kids that are that are going through shit in the area in whitney's name like
this she built a building you do she said this is the building that whitney built she took the money
from right you do shit like that when you really care about people you know and that's rare people
we in the country everybody want to be super rich and hoard all the money she really really put
effort into making things better and better and better and better and better and better and better
she's right and we're still super rich yes and she was the what is she the youngest or the oldest of
nine the youngest she's the youngest of nine she tells this story my favorite story she's the
youngest of nine they're poor as fuck they go to like the church function where the church is gonna
give everybody gifts um everybody get a gift for her mom and she catch her mom crying sitting on
the bench just you know upset about it she walks up to her mom and she tries to give her mom her
gift and her mom's don't worry about it i'm gonna be okay and um she said well no mom i want you to
have something you can have this no it's for you it's okay and she said to her mom i want you to
oh your heart's so big you know i mean i love that about you that your heart's so big that's
gonna take you a long way how big your heart is she had a huge and that was like her special you
know story about mom you're the youngest of nine you don't spend that much time with your mom you
know so something like that happened when you ate you remember it dolly was a really really good
person can you also give a shout out to tim curry yeah i'm not sure if they mentioned one of the i
wasn't here i was on vacation but you're done with dolly oh he just died okay we didn't do it
he just passed i was away i get the you know oh yeah you know but uh and peter cullen the
voice optimist prime oh that's a good one tim curry has probably one of the most iconic roles
and and uh musicals and just film period rocky hard picture show yep um fuck and the most familiar
face i'm sorry go ahead please please and the young black nigga died that we love that's in
every hood movie yes yes yes yes oh yeah what's his name i hate that i was just talking about the
he's a tattoo on the back of his head and um you're the dude that fought cain
yeah samuel monroe jr
he was battling he was battling with um
oh i can't remember what he was he was in the hospital for a while for a few months it was it
was touch and go there was some moments where things were getting better uh but he he finally
passed yeah uh after god bless rest in peace rest in peace man just rest in peace to everybody man
i just wanted to make sure we obviously dolly's one of our sacred she's yeah just love to her love
to everybody word his name was samuel monroe he died at 52 rest in peace to samuel monroe
the guy from the society oh thank you i was sitting trying to remember
she ain't she ain't gonna be the allegations
you know i'm allegations because we're like i'm up
i want to go
all right oh my god wow
it's okay
charlie wilson another one that hey you got another six months no charlie
charlie charlie is still up there sounding great charlie's still up there sounding great
charlie wilson we love you you're part of all of our families
it's time he's not in the front of the list what's in the front of the list smoky i'm not
he should be in jail
is he is he out oh god he's still on the loose
towels everywhere he's still on the loose
smoky wow
Listen, Charlie
Charlie get out there now
This is how you know it's time
He start every show with
Do you know what happened to me?
Yeah, he went through some shit
I know
But he's starting every show with
Don't worry about it
I can't talk to them
I can't talk to them
It's an AA shit
All right, Parks, pull up the Spin It remix
While you do that, spin that remix
Whatever the remix is
Do I have to?
Yeah, yeah, because we got to at least play a little bit of it
Before we trash it
While you do that
Thank God
Which one?
I want to play y'all
There's two
They're both bad
I want to play y'all
Because you know, albums come out
We breeze through it
And then we don't come back to it
When I go back to an album
I feel like it's my responsibility
To come back and let y'all know
That I did go back to it
I want to play my favorite song
On this Friday project
I ain't cut it off yet
Shout out to Friday
This song is called
Tex
And it's sick
Don't you leave me on scene, oh man
It ain't saying you're ready
But I see you on my feet, I'm like
You must want me to speed, I'm like
Pull up on you, I'm beaming fine
Whoa
If it's worth it, tell me it's worth
We went round for round, what's the score?
I'm trying to put more points on the board
We got to finish business
Call me crazy like you ain't did this
Girl, you know if we had, that's a witness
Girl, you know if we had, that's a witness
Girl, you know if we had, that's a witness
out slower, but everything I asked for is on here.
Hold up, man
Y'all stop playing with my girl
Y'all gotta stop playing with my girl
Hold up now
Hold up now
And I'm such a bitch, I cried
I cried when it came on
All you gotta do is tell the truth in the song
Then when I cut it on, when I'm watching the sunrise
Shit's beautiful
I've been having a long, long day
Oh my God, tears overflowing
And I was talking about her bop before the baby
Uh-oh
Let me, let me cry
Oh, oh, oh
I've been having a long, long day
I've been having a long, long day
Just released
I liked it, so far from what I heard
And I'm gonna be honest with you
I don't, I don't
Fat Joe's one of those people that I don't think
Puts together bad albums ever
I like his albums
He has a good ear for production
He knows how to line up the right features
The album just flowed, so far
I didn't get to the end of it
I think it's 12 tracks, but so far
Yeah, 12 tracks total
The joint guy with CeeLo Green is dope
That's fire
He's starting to talk, like, introspective
About his family and stuff
Fire, I enjoyed it
That's fire
That, that, uh
The Pusha T record
Fire
That's just like fire
It's like
Certain people
Like, him and Ross
Just got that ear for production
You just know
Yeah, yeah
How to craft the album
They know how to put an album together
The notes don't flow
The world, the world don't play
The voice so different
I saved a life with a set of keys
My brother died with a set of keys
Unlocking codes with a set of these
My niggas, my niggas
More money, more money
More murder, more homicide
More sex, more niggas
St. Thomas ride
More ghosts as the price went up
88 wide body and I'm piping it up
Niggas say I'm cat, but my life is a caption
And I don't act, but I'm all about that action
Satisfaction guaranteed
Sellin' sneeze
Hundred carats up my sleeve
Niggas saying
I'm just livin' on they knees
Please look at your bitch
I can tell you ain't rich
Why I sell bags make me itch
I digress
The best rapper
Who ain't died yet
Yacht flow
Feelin' like a fuckin' pirate
No cash on the eyes
But you chain slick brick
If you line up in the end
They be long as twenty bricks
I never reminisce
Now, now, when I was saying bye to us
Very, very big flow
Fuck outta here
I told Mona she could leave
She ready to Irish goodbye
I thought y'all wanted me to sneak out
No, not at all
I can't wait to see you fellas
Okay
We'll see you today
We'll see you today
We'll see you tonight
Yes, see you later
I'm excited to see you tonight
Looking forward to it
I love y'all
Love you too
Love you back
Love you
Let me tell you one thing
Bitch, if you not steppin'
And you leavin' early to see the scenes
I know
That's funny
You got that
Yeah, you got it
If I step in there
And you not steppin'
After you left work early
To see the seamstress
I'm so excited
I wanna see that ass
Moving
I wanna see
Ish waggin' his tongue
When he walk
That ain't
When he walk by
And you go
I wanna see my boy
I wanna see my boy waggin' that tongue
When you walk in, boy
That's why I'm gonna see the scene
Just because she had to go get extra fabric
Because my butt's so fat
Like
Hello
All that shit
All that shit
Mona said she throwin' ass on the walk-in
That's the only place they put the fat?
Yes
All right, we got a remix
Mona, I love you
Hopefully everything goes well with the seamstress
Have a good time
We'll see you tonight
Ayy
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn it up
Ayy
This is the remix
This
Is
The
Remix
Hey
Big Phelps
Big Juicy
Spin that shit
Go and spin that
Go and spin that shit
And look who's spin that shit
Hey, spin that shit
Spin that shit
Spin that shit
I don't care if you a rapper or a topper
I adore that shit
Nigga better spin that shit
Go God for the new money
He cash this realm off a yak
New brands, but I been that bitch
Tell him to spin it if he got me
He gotta spin it if he like me
I'm pricey when I'm wifey
I like her bitties, now I'll buy cheap
He send me gifts all the time
So I call that nigga Pops
Who that was said, yeah, my name is Dunn
How you done and you born number one?
Born in summer 26, bitch, you fell off six
Didn't get a pop, but I tripped your bag
I really pulled up in the Rolls
I really pulled up in the Rolls
She got a nipple, put her head up
He don't play down like me
She get happy for her back
Pull up on her ass with three
Put a father in the club
This the fifth time this week
You know damn well you can't get like me
Turn your click up, pop your shit like me
How the pretty bitches wanna have fun
I'm the one that showed her how to throw the wands in the club
Got a sling on my behind
Niggas can't fuck with us
She ain't doin' nothin' basic
She ain't dealin' with no stuff
All her mans and sensories are here
Himalaya's regular
These bankrolls, I'm limin' in
I ain't livin' on no budget
I'm loaded
I can spend 10,000 every day for the next 30 years
Paws it, paws it, paws it, paws it, paws it, paws it
How about stop it?
Let's get thoughts, let's get thoughts
I'm fuckin' with this
Let's get some thoughts
I can spend 10,000 every day for the next 30 years
It's a nice verse, but I don't think it's the record for it
Yeah, I don't think this is the right choice of features
I don't like male energy on it
Yeah, me either
Cause I know niggas fuck with it, so cool
Let us continue to fuck with it, but still keep it a female record
She better have some more women
The remix is coming
She does
I was about to say, it's gonna be
She put out the Caribbean remix with DeVito, Sincere, and
Vibes
Vibes Cartel
I mean, some more
After this
It's gonna be like Folded, dog
It's gonna be a movie, dog
Yeah, yeah, that's what I need, yeah
Yeah, but Folded each remix
That's who you
Fab would've went nuts, bro
And I ain't gonna lie, that Folded pack felt like it was artist to artist
This feels like the labels
Yeah, maybe
I think Fab would've jumped on the shit and lost his fuckin' noodle
Yeah, I think they could've kept that one, too
What?
Fab
Yo, keep it going
That's how Lil Baby sounds on this to me
Like, Fab, you know what I'm saying?
Like a freestyle
Lil Baby sounds like a freestyle
Kodak sounds like a freestyle
It don't sound like a song
See, I think Fab would've led all into the spinning that shit and all of that other stuff
And got crazy with the wordplay
He would've
This don't need work
I think so, too
But, like, a freestyle
So, who do y'all
Who do you think
If these are misses
Who do you think should've been on this?
I wanna hear Cash Doll right now
100%
She's a coming off
She's a coming off of the joint with Cardi
She would've been able to make it
Keep it a song
And still talk her shit
And then if you wanna go classic
And just to keep that
Cause older people are fuckin' with it, too
Just for the tone of the voice
I would've went and got someone like Trina or somebody
Okay
Trina would've sounded good on this
This energy
Get a whole budget to Cardi
That, too
Cardi has to be on this
If we stickin' with the women thing
If we talkin' to dudes
Like I said before
Drake is a no-brainer
But, okay
That man
Maybe top of the top
Ross
Gunna
Just people whose tone and texture
I ain't like Baby's tone
I don't like Baby's flow
I ain't like none of that
Same thing
Same way about Kodak
And he not a nigga that
Oh, man
I liked him over the beat
I just
For the vibe of the song
The song, yeah
It was still a good verse
He just
No, the verse is fire
Verse is fire
Definitely a good verse
Definitely a good verse
We didn't get to Kodak Black
But, I mean
This remix just says
Without a doubt
I've been sayin' for at least two weeks now
Fall could come now
It's time
It's time
It's time
Fall can come
Hey, the Knicks won
We had a few cool parties
Seen a few good concerts and festivals
It's over now
Summer can go
Summer's done
Summer can go
Fall and winter can come
I can't wait till daylight savings
I can't wait till fuckin' hoodie season for real
Yeah
I can't wait till I can turn the temperature in my house off for 70 finally
Come on, let's turn the heat on
Let's turn the heat on
It should be on
70?
Yeah
What's George Milne?
My bitch is big and we cuddle
So we get hot
60 something
Damn
You said what?
60 something?
Damn
Damn
Spend that shit
68
The original white people was from Poland
That is from the caucus moments
Well, I think the original whites was from like the first whites
See?
Solid dude in Russia
I don't fuckin' know
Holy shit
Like I said, Poland
Where they from?
Oh, man
The door is open
- All right.
Yeah, they're terrible.
I'm good.
I mean, they're not terrible.
They're just the wrong.
Cardi 101 nuts.
Yeah.
She got to have this.
Yeah, but online, they like, you know, Cardi drops.
It's too much.
Yo, I've said it before.
I'll say it again.
Shit, JT should have been on the fucking record.
I know.
I know.
That would have been fine.
That's what you were thinking.
You get the most bang for your buck doing that.
It's a City Girl record.
There's a nigga you could put on there that we can't really say.
And he can't do it right now.
Before that talking, and for that energy and attachment to who she is and he,
he would have did something on there, it would have went by.
Who?
Diddy.
Diddy.
Okay.
Yeah.
It depends on who wrote that shit.
Depends on who write that, that swag talk, that spend that money.
No, that's a fact.
That would really kill all the momentum the record has going.
You know what this record needs?
Diddy.
You know, I know he can't.
But creatively.
Yes.
Creatively, yes.
That would have been.
I said that from the rip.
People.
Whatever.
But I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I want to hear the next record from Carisha.
I'm not interested in the.
You blew it.
You blew it with the remix.
I'm done.
Bring on the fall.
Let me hear what else you got.
Sure.
Yeah.
For this remix, you could have stayed on the fucking Big X tour.
Yes.
Yeah.
Honestly.
You ain't have to leave the tour for this.
Honestly.
And again, I want to be easy because you put on the remix who you have access to.
Right.
Sure.
Like, we don't know who's who.
We don't know who's in her wheelhouse and who's out of it.
Lil Baby and Kodak sounds like her wheelhouse to me.
Yeah.
But if you're any rapper right now, you want to catch some steam with this record.
You got to jump on this.
Unless you're the top of the top.
It's a relationship game and it's a politic game.
That's the other part.
Your manager and just it's politics as usual.
But I'm happy for her still.
Hey, she was saying she was depressed before this record and for what it did.
So.
The record had to change her life.
So no matter what.
But it's a win.
I'm still happy for you.
It's a win.
I'm happy for her.
Well, I like the remix tonight.
That ain't got nothing to do with it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm cool.
I got the originals.
I'm fine.
Facts.
I'm fine.
I fought that as long as I could.
No.
I had to come in here and give it up.
I don't even think the remix is coming on when I'm at the strip club.
No.
It's not.
The regular one is just fine.
The regular one did what it needed to do.
Shout out to Carisha.
Again, Fat Joe, Young Miami.
I revisited Cleo Soul.
I revisited Friday.
Anything else new that we got to get to?
This ain't new, but I wanted to just echo.
I heard last episode you shouted out how strong Rhapsody's album was.
I was just about to say, you got to go back to it.
That album needs a close listen.
It's special.
It is.
I'm a Rhapsody fan, but to me, this is among her best work.
Agreed.
It's a turn.
We listened to the Apple Juice joint a few weeks ago, and we all loved that.
But this whole album is great.
All the features are great.
The production is amazing.
It is.
And I actually think, as great a lyricist as she is, she's advanced her lyricism even
more on this album.
It is her.
The way she's delivering it.
She's singing a little bit on it.
She's rapping aggressive.
She's rapping cool.
It's a lot of different pockets.
Yeah.
Great songwriting.
Indeed.
Great songwriting.
I'm surprised you ain't tough.
The Erykah Badu and Alchemist album is out.
I haven't listened to it.
Oh, shit.
So it finally came out?
Yeah, it's out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The album's finally out.
16 tracks, Before the World Blows.
I started to listen to it, but it was going to put me to sleep at 7 o'clock this morning,
so I'm respectfully.
No, no, no.
It's just too laid back.
Too calm for that.
I need some rest.
I need to get up in the morning.
Yeah, yeah.
But I'm going to listen to it this weekend for sure.
And that game album is still tough once you get rid of the shit that you don't like on
it, which is what I did.
I like that game album.
I'm talking about game albums.
That's 20 deep.
No, no, no.
The game album, but niggas are worshiping that Ransom album.
Niggas are worshiping that Ransom album.
There's nothing better than a Ransom album.
Ransom, another one that will be here next week.
Rand Fadjo, can't wait to talk to y'all brothers, man.
And more and more of the elder statesmen that's putting belt to ass.
Yeah, true indeed.
You said Fadjo coming up next week?
Yeah, Fadjo's here next week.
Fadjo, I'm a size 11.
Bagging.
You niggas bag from the rip.
Call it what you want.
Why do y'all bag so freely?
Give me a pair of them.
Size 11.
I hate when my friends bag like that.
Why would you say that and not say size 10, yo?
That's crazy.
Yeah, also, yeah.
It's 11 and a half.
No, 10, yo.
I don't even have the shoes.
Fuck he talking about?
What the fuck is this nigga talking about?
Please, son.
Them shits hard.
Give me a. Begging should be something.
Begging should be something you do like alone.
What size you wearing?
Right at the F, yeah, F, yeah.
Fuck out of here.
Bagging ass nigga.
Yup.
Call me MD handy.
Bring a pair, though.
Fadjo ain't bringing no shit, nigga.
Let's see.
I'm doing it for this party, man.
I'm doing this for the hoes.
My real Miami bitches.
This is off that Party Next Door Deluxe that he put out.
10-year anniversary of P3.
He did have a couple joints on there that were new, but you can tell they're old, but it still had vibes.
I'm playing this. This is hard. This is hard.
Also off this party shit, a few years ago on OVO Radio, they were playing Unreleased Party Next Door joints.
I recorded one of them and named it We Can Go in my Serato.
That also is on this deluxe.
He titled it Some of Your Love.
It goes like this.
It was hard, then it's hard now.
I just know it was an older joint, but when you niggas do that shit with the Anniversary Deluxe, throw a few new slaps on there, yo.
I got Grey Goose in my system and I'm trying to give a fuck
Cause I'm a lawyer tonight and I need you when I wake up
Girl, do you feel how I'm feeling, baby?
Give me some of your love
Come give me some of your love
Come give me some of your love
Cause it's on, turn on the radio
Baby, I'll turn you on
Just make sure you're ready, baby
Cause I'm down for it
I need a Party Next Door night in my car while I'm on the road.
I need to just play these old slaps.
Party Next Door and all the old Her EPs.
I need to get back into all of it.
Yeah.
It's been so long, niggas forgot about the heat Her put on them EPs.
Time to bring it back.
I got Grey Goose in my system
Alright, I ain't gonna beat y'all to death.
Shout out to Party Next Door, P3, Anniversary Deluxe, in your phone and on DSPs right this second.
Shout out to all the musicians out there, man.
There's a. One last thing.
DJ Dahi, just Dahi now, released an album called Black Boy.
It's alternative, kind of R&B.
It's interesting.
Worth checking out.
It's got Vince Staples, Kendrick's on there, Amber Mark, Charles Gambino, Baby Rose, Alamine.
It's a little convolution shit, it's fine.
Oh, and before I go, before I go, Eric Bellinger, friend of the show.
We already said that that album is fire.
But let me give you one of my favorite joint offices.
I went back and listened to it for real.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up, man.
Let my boy get his bag.
Play this.
I played this already?
Yeah.
This is that one.
I love this song.
This is fire.
I'm letting it go.
I'm letting it go.
Now I'm playing it again.
Again, shout out to Eric Bellinger, man.
Friend of the show.
New album in stores and on DSPs.
Self-titled.
Let's go.
Let's go.
It's been like 10 years now since you found out
And it knows when it knows on the internet
That you may have been a baby by somebody else
I felt crazy cause I hadn't even told you yet
I never said I'm sorry
Had no chance to apologize
Moved on and started doing me
I assumed that you'd be fine
It's the truth
I was lying to you
We both knew it was over
But there was no project
I had to choose
For me, for myself, for you
We both knew it was over
But there was no hope
You've never heard of Joe, bud?
Fire.
Sounds great.
Eric Bellinger, great project, bro.
Absolutely great project.
I would tell you to come sit here, but you sat here.
Pause.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
Happy birthday.
Oh, thank you.
No, not just to you.
Oh.
Today, if you're watching now,
it is the icon, the legend, the greatest of all time.
It is Michael Jackson's birthday, so
gotta acknowledge it.
Gotta remember that.
Show love.
I can't wait to dance to
whatever Michael music is played that night.
Well, tonight.
And, boy, and while we're on it,
happy birthday, Mike, Michael,
the whole Jackson family, Janet.
What?
What'd you say, bud?
Yeah, what was I talking about?
Oh, yeah.
What you niggas say?
What you niggas say?
Go ahead, Mark.
You know what I'm gonna do?
I watched y'all talk about that.
That Janet shit was crazy.
One of the craziest things ever said.
I saw it.
I saw it.
One of the craziest things ever said on this show.
You didn't do music.
You ain't said nothing about Prince.
No, I'm not.
Oh, okay.
I'm not.
And, well, actually, that's what I was about to say.
Angela Yee hit me because Lawndale hit her.
He was at her show.
Lawndale hit her and wanted to get in touch with me and said I was spewing misinformation
talking about Prince don't want none of his music out and he got to talk to me because
I'm wrong.
Yeah.
Guess what?
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Yo, when I say something wrong on the airwaves, I said something wrong on the airwaves.
I ain't coming for clarification or for you to fix some shit, Lawndale.
And I love you, Lawndale, but nah, I don't want to talk, nigga.
And I'm a Prince fan.
You about to tell me about what some private conversation or some note he wrote that said,
nigga, I've seen enough true crime.
Nah.
Nah.
He about to show me some handwritten note only one person ever saw.
That's fucking.
What's this shit?
Customized.
Not customized.
What's this shit?
When you got to go get this shit.
Notarized.
Notarized.
Yeah.
Lawndale, knock it off.
Oh, my man do that shit down the block.
Yeah, exactly.
I didn't listen to the new Prince project because I just don't know if I need to listen to it
yet.
Honestly.
I feel the same way about you.
I am going to listen to it at some point, but I'm too much of a fan.
I'm not one of the fans that you could just put out some music and all the Prince fans
run and give a whole bunch of money and you don't know where the money is going.
Nah, that's not me, dog.
We'll talk at some point, but I don't know about Prince just wanting his vault.
Fucking, really.
I don't know about that.
Well, if y'all want something off the beaten path, another friend of the show, Wyclef just
dropped a jazz album.
I think it's worth listening to.
Okay.
Quantum Leap, Volume 2, Q Theory.
And he keep asking me what type of fucking side dishes we want for this dinner.
I need to hit Wyclef back.
He dead ass.
No, I mean, he's serious.
He's hitting me every other week like, yo, what do you want?
This is the menu.
My wife is.
That's fine.
We got to do it.
I want to do it.
I 100% want to do it.
Listen, I was telling my girl the other day, my problem is that lately, it's too much work.
Like, and work is cool, but I feel like I'm working like I'm trying to get rich again.
Yeah.
That's good, though.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
I mean, I get what you mean.
It's good, though.
You're not doing it for the money.
You're doing it, certain things to achieve.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just how you're wired, too.
Mm-hmm.
You couldn't do it no different way.
This is a Patreon conversation, but you're wired a certain way.
You don't know how to not be that way.
We should talk about this on Patreon.
We should.
Let's do it.
Anyway, I got some more main podcast topics to be on.
Look at these niggas.
These niggas always trying to sneak out and some shit.
No way.
I don't have nothing.
I'm bullshitting you.
Well, I do it.
Oh, every day I got some Patreon.
I got the Rutgers Dean being nasty, but we can do that Patreon.
Oh, just sending prayers to the people of Tibet and people of the Tibet-China border.
A crazy flood.
As of now, 579 people.
Have been confirmed dead and thousands are missing.
So, we just hope that the relief efforts are-
579?
Yeah.
That was an absolute terror.
Bro.
Terrorizing.
The video and all that stuff.
You can see the people video recording.
It's so scary.
It's like a movie.
It's crazy.
It's so scary and so sad.
That shit happened so fast.
It was just like, boom.
So, I'm praying the relief efforts are, and the rescue efforts are as successful as they
can be.
Yeah.
We hope for the best.
Damn.
But this is a tragedy and we send love to everybody.
Definitely.
Definitely.
All right.
Way to end on a high note, Mark.
All right.
You did that.
Thank you for that.
Thank you for that, man.
We really appreciate that.
Yeah.
Fuck y'all thought.
What y'all thought we was ending with today?
Why ain't?
It could have been a surprise.
I got a birthday, bitch.
Why ain't?
I forgot to win you, right?
Why ain't?
Why ain't do that?
I don't think that's in my Serato.
God, it's crazy.
All right, man.
There should be a long game.
Hopefully y'all have enjoyed this broadcast as much as we've enjoyed delivering it to
you.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, we bid you adieu, farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir,
so long, goodbye, or simple.
Your head knob will suffice.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past, so let's make this one last
as if it's all we have.
Yo?
Yep.
Yo?
I'm on the air.
What's good?
What's good?
Who it is?
Is this S&S?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Hello?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
S, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go, S.
Let's go, yeah, nigga.
Nigga's just high.
Let's go, S.
Yeah, what's up, S?
Yo, you're crazy.
All right, nigga.
You're ruining my excitement, nigga.
I don't know if you hear me.
S, I'll call you back.
Listen, man.
I told you, man.
Listen.
S is going to go crazy.
S is going to go absolutely crazy.
You're going to have that shit like Willy Burger.
I'm telling you.
Absolutely crazy.
He is.
He is.
He the best.
I keep saying, all the New Yorkers.
They hype about S and S.
Yeah, dog.
He the best.
Listen.
Keep us in your prayers, yada, yada, yada.
Last but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel.
When the closed-minded women want you to teach them things, grab you a Tylenol or a Z-Pak
or something.
You might need it.
I would ask what's up with y'all this weekend, but I ain't got to ask y'all what's going
on this weekend.
You know what it is.
Niggas are stepping.
My boy Ish got to leave a little early today.
You know what time it is.
You got to go pick something up.
Pick something up.
An outfit.
All them days, it's definitely over.
An outfit, an outfit, an outfit.
That used to be my mood.
Oh, man.
And that's all we got, man.
Y'all hold it down.
Remember, stay glued to our socials.
You never know what you'll see.
Shout out to the Clippers.
If you don't want to hear the whole episode, you can tune in to Mark Lamont's YouTube page.
He'll give you the important parts that you missed.
And that's what I got, man.
Yo, remember, we got to come together.
The unit and help our brother over here.
Oh, yeah.
We got to help our dude.
We walk him through it.
Yeah.
Walk him through it and laugh.
Don't get him right.
Mostly the second part.
Yeah.
No, we'll get him right.
It's true.
It's true.
It's true.
I love this nigga.
This nigga rock off.
No, I wasn't trying to do a smooth segway.
I was trying to end with my new ending beat is what I was trying to do.
I don't want to keep playing birthday shit, make it all about me on some narcissist shit.
I didn't want to do that.
Not true.
Is there a world where I could pay you to just shape that up and come tomorrow?
Never.
I didn't think.
You crazy.
You wouldn't want me to do that anyway.
I'm just talking.
Just shake that up.
I'm just talking.
That's what we know.
And he right.
And he right.
He know me.
I wouldn't want him to do that.
Yo, y'all.
Corey, you ain't look that way in three hours.
Yo, y'all hold it down till next time.
Happy birthday.
All Virgos out there.
Oh, shit.
Hey.
Yo, Dixon, this ain't that type of place, dog.
You could have wore your regular shit that you just bought.
Dixon, yo, your regular outfit is fine, yo.
Come out the back.
Don't come out here and know Grammy winner shit.
Shit.
Black leather.
He walked in with the outfit changed, but without the crew that normally accompanies
him, it's like he did it.
That's all right.
Yo.
That's my nigga get his shit on.
All right.
We got Dixon here.
I love Dixon.
We got Berg, Keno here.
There go my boy.
Hey.
I'm from the webbing nitty era.
It's the network.
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