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Episode 945 | "Maximum Punishment"

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Episode 945 | "Maximum Punishment"

The podcast transcription is a fictional, humorous sketch designed for entertainment only. It features exaggerated, absurd, and playful scenarios involving personal relationships, vacation trips, and inside jokes, such as a fictional $50 bet between hosts, a fabricated "death row" secret, and comedic discussions about marriage proposals and couple dynamics. The content is entirely satirical, with no real events, personal revelations, or serious claims. Hosts mock real-life relationship struggles, vacation behaviors, and social norms through exaggerated storytelling, emphasizing the absurdity of certain interactions. The tone remains lighthearted and self-aware, with frequent jokes about loyalty, communication, and emotional reactions. The entire exchange is presented as a fictional narrative, not a reflection of reality, and serves as entertainment rather than a source of factual information. The hosts repeatedly clarify that the content is not real, not serious, and not meant to be taken literally, reinforcing the comedic and fictional nature of the show.

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The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts offer entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious, it is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, inditing, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at all. We are trained professionals, we do not have your best interests at heart, or are aren't, enjoy the show. Please. You don't think it is weird that he has exclusive death row stuff? No, no, we don't think it is weird. It is not weird, it is very telling. What is telling? Is that you end death row? He is in death row. He is right. That is hasn't been at the time. Once Karen Civil made the tweet, all ice private personal business was out there, and we knew who he was telling your brand deals. No, no. He is such an ambassador. That is true. Seriously. No, no. To the culture. No, no. It is. It is. You can start. So how are you doing today, y'all? Feel good. Feelin good. Feelin good. Feelin good. Great. It is belly ambassador without ass. It was just right there. I wanted you to free me. It was just there. I was letting you know I still had it. I am letting the room know I have a $50 bet with Mark. Oh, what is it? That I will not mess with Ish for the first hour to part. Shit. You guys are giving the $50 bet. That was a good one. That was a good one. My money on the wood. That is a green. That is a green guy. My money is right there. Just in case I shave my mind and want to pay him. That is an easy one because this is the thing. That is a taco Tuesday. That is all of you. Full of you. Oh my god. He took the bachelorette. Ish put the money on the wood. A little glass. Mona. I wish I had some glasses. Call them Delaware crackheads. Go make a sale with Mel Mona with just sell and drugs. I feel like y'all are like two and three hundred in these types of bets with me, but I'm not going to mess with Ish for the first hour to part. I'm too competitive. I'm cool. But this is the trick audience. Mona is in a great mood. And she's a comedian. So she keeps saying things to ish and ice and I want to jump in, but I can't. For $50 worth. That's what I'm going in. That's what he was like, fuck it. No, after the first hour. Thank you for. Thank you for. He was sitting there trying to hold. He'll hold out just because he. Mark hasn't gotten that yet. Just to y'all know me a little bit. He'll hold out just to win. I think I'm most things he would. This is a tough one. Mark is betting on I miss Ish. Yes. He missed two pods. Would you like shoes on? Wait, hold up. I have nothing to say about that. You said you didn't know he was going to be here. I was wrong. I made the mistake in thinking. I already said that on the spot. I made the mistake thinking that he would be going one part, but it was too. I loved that for my brother more time under the sun. Please, Joe. More time, international. More time eating good motherfucking fish from the seat up. The other one. Yeah. Fresh. Yeah. Well, come on. That's why I don't have nothing to say to my brother, man. I'm glad he's back. I did. I did. I did. I'm my man. I was referring to a skin. Go ahead. Mona, get it. Go ahead. He didn't look good. That's all. Yo, keep one before the pie. Oh, can't lose him a bit. But you said something different before the pie was funny. No, because before the pie, I didn't notice the tan and I thought it was probably a lie, but now I see it look great. He looks super tan. So, wait, anything I ask him, I don't want you to interpret it like it's play play time because I can do that. Everything you ever ask him is. I can do that shit that you do where you make it sound political and liberal and really, and it really, and it really be a joke. I can do that thing that you do. You do that. Oh, okay. Thank you. We're here. I ain't too much. It was relaxed. No external is just chilling. You will spot that. I'm wearing a scoop of the eye. I ain't too sweet. He didn't have a lot. I think those are the best vacations when you hold a distance. I meant to do some shit, but I ain't really getting. What were you going to do? Are you trolling me? I want to check. I want to do a bunch of shit. I don't really do know. I want the better like nine o'clock. How long was you there for? Nine o'clock? No. Six days. Damn, you just slept. And the nigga wants to be there at nine p.m. Two days out of the trip. Oh, my god. We should hold you that. That's what I've been doing. Dog. I've been running like crazy. The last price six months. I was tired of shit. My body's like that. That's fine. You do the spot. Are you done? No. All right. I got a massage the day before the last day, but they came to the villa. Nice. I ain't go to the spa. I said you check in. What's that man? No. With the niggas in St. Mark. He was in the tension. Yeah. That was my man. Yeah. That's good. Man. I see the tan. It looks good. Thank you, sir. Whole family with. Not a baby. Stay on. Okay. I'm trying to have a good time. No, I was really a group trip. It was a whole bunch of couples. Hey, running a big film. Yeah. He's dying. Just paying the freaking out. Man. He's about to explain $50 a second. You don't think $10,000 for me this year, man. Just kidding. I think I think everything he's saying is fine. You went on a let's listen. You went on a group couple trip to a villa. This is not fair. And didn't do shit with none of them. People. What you mean? Like you didn't link with the wider. Not not even a dinner. Nothing. No, we. I said, yo, dog. Nobody said any of those things. I said, yo, two of the days. I went to sleep man early, but no, we had managers. We did shit. You hit the streets? Yeah, a little bit. Not a lot. Like, not like I wanted to. That was a little song. We went out to eat a couple of times. Different spots. We went to Angola for a couple days. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Why you want to have one crazy? Five. How did you get the Angola like a boat? A boat. Yeah. Yacht. Yeah. Did you know all the couples? Yeah. I met, actually, I met one of them there. One of the couples there. But, everybody else I know. People, like, grew up with everybody, where he was heat, man. Come on. They're ladies. No, they're negative. It's a married like a one. I wasn't even. It's a bunch of married couples. Okay. A bunch of loose sunglasses. You didn't feel out of place. Wow. He's married. He's married. It's not at all. That's dope. He's dying. It's $50. Don't worry. I'm getting my pity for more. It's the arrogance in which he placed the bet with me. He placed the bet like this was the easiest $50 he ever made. I'm not that pussy. I'm not that. And it's only out. I could go out. I'm just saving. I'm just writing shit down. Soon as Brad makes his time guys. He ain't getting these shit all the hell though. But I think that's dope. That's awesome. Anything else we need to know from anybody before we get started? I like the energy in the room today, though. Everybody feels good. He wasn't the same without you here. All jokes. That's true. Yeah. He was sad. He was depressed. He was waiting by the door. Yeah. It was, uh, you barely get through. It kind of was. Yeah. It was rough, right? You guys are welcome. I have to welcome him. Welcome home. He was upset. Gosh, you're not the same when you're not here. But we did it, though. We did it. We helped it. We had four of them all. Like if you weren't here. When you rest of y'all taking y'all vacay, because y'all just do the fuck. When y'all, when y'all, I know you said you had some playing for two weeks. Oh, yep, yep, two. Why you ain't no, your wife had been proposed to before. Huh? I knew she had been mad time. Oh, I watched the clips of Mark show with his wife. And I watch it. I watch it under through a different lens than everyone else. Like I watch it under the guise of, she'd be getting her shit off like this. And if you watch it like that, boy, it's one of the most entertaining shows on television. So last night, she sat down and said, hey, sit right here. He, he, he just be so innocent and pure. Oh, if you've been proposed to, you've been proposed to before, right? Oh, yeah. Five times. I'm putting sauce on it now, but that five times, but it was three times. And Mark, I see it as a nigga. I see the real. He'd be trying to save face liberal fucking fucking what independent voter, whatever the fuck he is. He'd be trying to sit there with the face like, oh, I never do that. See, I know what that means. So yeah, why you ain't no? He think I'll be his ish for the next 42 years. Listen, listen, bro, I got to take it out of you, get a ball. Yeah, I see it isn't good, but it's that but no juxtaside like Is there something that you need to know what should know before the marriage, right? So part of it. She told me I don't consider the three of them is a head crack. That's like flexing now you stun. I mean, what we get proposed to a lot and facts did she Oh, did she rank your boys? Did she rank a proposal against the others? I got the yes To the track Yeah, here. Oh shit. I mean you got the yes Mark is such a good when she was one of who was her boyfriend when she was 16. That's hate No Yeah, no girl give her both 16 it can't mean anything a man of opposed to you without a ring Don't count in men of course he would have ranked knowing he don't want to marry He just want to get it don't count if you ask the follow-up question of do you still speak to him? Is he still around like do you know where he works? Then it could count a little bit. Then if you get to my high school love my first boyfriend I got away the one now good now. I'm doing good. No, that's it. That's implied that he's doing good. What if he's working it? 7-11. No, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't mark it going on the worry about you with the J.B.P But in the event that homie went on to do big things That's that's How do you know that he's not doing big things? I That's crazy Rehab all right, what about the second nigga? Yeah, what are you on your bum - we don't keep another all of you break up what to do He'd be like come on. I'm married. Come on. Let's just get married I don't know and you walk. I don't consider that She got some desperation Oh, she got some great proposals that she said Wait a minute. Wait a minute. So what is a proposal like if if y'all say to me how many times we've rose to which ones Am I supposed to count to say the ones with the ring the one where you ended up with a ring on it afterwards and you were calling yourself It's a proposal not a cow. That's a proposal Somebody got on on a knee and said, yo, will you be ready for life gotta be a race and you said no They used to not propose you could get one Fluke proposal all the bitches that think they're cute. I've been proposed. Yeah, we got a girl you get one to two of Flux Once you get the three and up you're not playing junior varsity no more The women that have been proposed to three and more times before even getting the marriage. Yeah, don't miss them Don't miss them. That's not a fluke. It's not a mistake It wasn't a breakup and the nigga was crying suicide. Oh, that is you dealing with people. You all right Get a little emotional I'm cool brother But I am for both three times Producing Producing Oh, shit. I'm doing now. I mean same thing. I'm doing now. Just production Yeah, I didn't even one on time So three is a lot I was a third by the way, I was a third one of them. I didn't even speak to the old I didn't speak to the person. We fought the night before I did the shit. But it's TV. We going through with this The other one Peace and love thorns and prayers to everybody Yeah, take that take that now what you gonna do thorns and prayer How many times have you been proposed to with a ring three away from that store? Them niggas, but I feel like with the three only one I really felt when we was gonna get married I knew that was like he was real like you say yes Like I couldn't imagine something I know like that. I would say yeah, it then takes you like I was play is yeah Nigger got on a knee. It's a gift. No nobody ever got on there Single ladies came out And she if you like it did you put in a room and he came playing the song was back when we said a lot loud radios in the chorus is shit And he played the song he had to run. Yeah, how are we it's weird Hey, yo, yo, I don't think I'm sorry. You always drive it. No, we won't try. He said he pulled up I live down or fully. Yeah, yeah, yeah He pulled up with the snigger chorus with the chorus a He pulled up with the loud speakers and shit playing the song. It was corny You know girls used to do that in the video and it was so crazy took me a second because I didn't really listen to that type of music Like that. I'm like, what the fuck is he talking about then they hit me like, oh, like it surprised me It was cute and the ring was husky. Yeah, where was you at my grandma. I was nothing else. You was on the porch Like what did you get to try to get a visual you and you my mom fucking Okay, I still never notice the box and then he had to sit in the car like sitting on the The car No, he had to ring on a dash. He came to the window. Or did you get in the car? Yeah, you did the commonship. I think I got in the car Like I was bent over in the car talking then I sat down in the car because it was really not Clicking at the song was the ring and I was When they click you was like no, so he just put it on He had a rumble. He just had it loud Yeah, it was corny like that. It was quick. Just spoke a little celebratory black and mild afterwards Philly only they don't have buildings. You know, they two floors. No, but they walk outside you say we don't need to feel it We got yeah, but I say yeah, you know, it's a nice rain. Oh, so you're engaged Hood engaged the tattoo of rain. Yeah, nor fully engaged What happened? Huh? What happened? Well nothing. He's dead. He's murdered dead. What's the problem? They take the brighter option No, but later I feel like the Rose that was more real I like the men that rose me and I thought we were really going to get married He didn't get to do the neat thing We had all these plans and I had got sick and I got nauseous. I swear he did something like that Because he had all these plans and I got sick. It was because my birthday is Valentine's day. It's all the same He was born two days before Valentine's and he came in and I was like laying down and feel good He was like, man, if you fuck the whole weekend up here man, he just gave me the ring Here you fuck the whole weekend up here. Yeah, why should you guys say I should be in there like the six? Yeah, he was gonna make sure to take some things and hand it in the fix be smooth and all that every man Don't know how to be romantic and all that proposals are hard Yeah, they are and that's crazy because you ain't got to be over the bitch like me What's your dream proposal? Do you got one? A nice, a solid tear diamond her a solid tear diamond just a regular being A game of solitude Um probably like The people that's important to him and who he thinks is important to me and this like literally wherever we at You want like a audience for it. I want the people that's close to us like I'm a I'm a friend family person So people that's like in our squad. I won't want them to be there Like have a new account. If you all thought about how y'all would want it. Have y'all pictured it? I'll have y'all ever done it. I haven't done it. Um, yeah, I know how I'm doing it You've never proposed before you either Well, I don't know Well, guys, now I never did I thought about you been proposed to Yes, of course he has Look at it. I got it. Yeah, I got it set up. Yeah I'm telling you I'm 25 You basically got my bad bits I didn't die if I be 25 have you though. I might be a push at least shut up. Yeah. No, I thought about how How would you do it, though? - Right. - How would you do it? Would you do some crazy helicopter, wild shit or just some smooth shit? - No, just some intimate shit. - Did you own an audience? - No, that's not really my bag. - Okay. - You ain't not getting along with none of the couples out there. Hey, buddy, what's flying? - Hey, buddy, what kind of people you think you wouldn't get along with? - No, I don't know. I'm actually, I couldn't. That would be responsible. - Did we never do that over here? (laughing) - It matters, my school. (laughing) I don't know. It's just get alongable, though. - Is it? - Like, he's get alongable. It's me that's weird. I don't know why I keep trying to put it onto my L. - Did you do it on a couple's trip, makes my scan crawl? - If it's five other couples, one of y'all, I'm have a problem with, for sure. - Like, what? Oh, I hate the idea that. - I don't even like how one of y'all look together. (laughing) I'ma figure out, like, how do people like to look? How do you get to look at, look. (laughing) - Look, she ain't paying no mind, look. She ain't a kitchen flirted with that nigga. - And this somebody always got that real loud, bossy bitch, and she just keep taking charge, trying to get us to do shit, like shut the fuck up. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Come back, come back. - It's only going for one of y'all, right? - I'm not one of them on a trip, can't. I promise, I just gonna have fun. And I feel like when you go on a trip with people, y'all should link up once or twice, but being together every day is not the move. Like, once we land, all right, baby, what y'all want to do? - We do all thing. - We gonna go to dinner tomorrow. We gonna swim all day, but every day, fuck, y'all wanna see what he's doing right now. - I gotta shout toy out, toy is my girl. Actually, I gotta shout, and that's how, finesse is the fucking finesse jersey belong in the couple's trips, crafters, the shit he would pull it. - Who is that, man? - Hey, you ever watching the demise of somebody? Shit. (laughing) - You ever know, and you ever know the demise before Andrew? Oh, that trip was rough for finesse, boy. (laughing) - Freeze, who finesse? - Hey, a friend of ours. - It's a friend of ours. - A good guy, real good guy. - Shout out to the finesse. - But, nigga. (laughing) - You know what's wrong with you, dawg? - I'm saying it's unbanned. - Yes. - How? - You ain't finesse, that's why you don't think it's bad. - Nigga, that shit, ruined in front of him, slow motion. We was over there in the gazebobe. His girl went to go tan. You now much in ruined your relationship gotta be for your girl to tan and not even check where you at. Nigga, move, don't come. You know your girl, that's when she knew it, babe. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Babe, I'm gonna tan the sun as I ain't new, babe. I don't care, bitch. But, then finesse walked over there. (laughing) - He tried to set up a lurch. - You blocking my son? - Hey. (laughing) - Yo, finesse set up a little tan in the chair. - Oh. - Asked if she wanted something. He asked if she wanted the tan since she was like, "Will you get your back?" - He was watching over there, like lip readers. But if you got messed and then he walked back over there, ain't no way to walk back cool. - Nah, you can't. - Nigga, this relationship is a- - Especially if I've been watching you, you can't walk back. - You try to call me after the trip. - Don't tell 'em, yeah, I had to let it go. (laughing) (laughing) - Oh. - No, sir. - Yeah, finesse, I love you, Leo. - I love you. - You tell me I had this. - You love you a lot. - It wasn't working out of me. She was just, I was like, nah, I feel you on that. - Oh, yo. Yo, when you, no, listen, when your man come to you and lie about how the break up is going, you got to roll with the lie. - That's a fact. - You do, you do. - Even if you know your man is lying. - Yeah, I don't roll with it. - Go, let your man save face. Don't ruin that moment. - I, girl. (laughing) - Yeah, man. (laughing) - You was popping it too. - She wasn't working out with pants. - Yeah, this guy. - Yeah, man. I was like, nah, I feel you on that. Nah, that's just, that look, that looks exhausting. - Hey. (laughing) - Yo, it's the fucking one. - It's the worst. - It's the worst. - But that's why I toyed on and bite me on the chips no more. - Good. - 'Cause we ate the most, amicable. (laughing) - That's the wrong version. - No, it ain't, it ain't, it's the right word. I ain't amicable to shit. Come and have a problem. - I just think so. - If the chef dude ain't in there at noon when he's supposed to be getting it together. - No, you wanted him. - Yeah, buddy. Sorry. - You don't know his bougie? - Like, that's not bougie. That's like asshole. - Yo, though, we on vacation. We on vacation. You on vacation, we paid the extra fees for a reason. - And this the thing, right? - To not have to go to the supermarket and get the fucking plantings ourselves. - And this the thing, I'm with that, right? But I'm also, (laughing) It's like a birth control. (laughing) - Submetication. (laughing) - Oh, cure. - Yeah, cure's the acty. - The presents. - That sucks, I'm glad. - Oh my god. - He's so good. - Now that you know how long this is, I fucked the Dominican, I'm proud of myself. - No, it's not that. (laughing) - I ain't amicable. - What? (laughing) - We have him on it. - No, no, it's not that, you bougie because you get to the spot and the chef's not there at 12. For me, it's like bitching about it shit happens. So it's like, okay, if this nigga do that tomorrow, now he's spastic. But today, if the nigga don't get it done 'til 1 is supposed to be 12, I'm not ready. That's just my personal, I won't have fun. So I'm glad it's had full of it because of where we at and what's going on. - Oh, great, oh, that ain't me. - I agree. - Now tomorrow, we all could go eight shit 'cause he ain't come to me. - I'm the nigga that opened the apple of my phone to try to find a different house. (laughing) - I gotta go through this, bigger. We all chipped in for this house, but I can't go and just get the whole town. - I can go away, I'm gonna go. - 'Cause I know I'm annoying y'all, too. - Right, 'cause that's the thing. - It ain't just, it's not a one-way street. - Sure. - Y'all annoying me and I'm annoying y'all. And I'm gonna spill your beans on the podcast to something right here. - Yeah, that's a fact. - That was bad. - Let me just get out of here, actually. - Let me just get out of here. - Get out of here. - Get out of here. - Whatever y'all think, it's always like, on trips it's so easier to be. 'Cause these people be people you see every day or day, you love 'em. - You're gonna find out how rough it gets. You go away with these niggas and y'all. - You're under armed rules for five, six days. - Yeah. - You can't get away. - I ain't no y'all gotta go to work in the morning. So I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I let you. It's none of that. You literally 24 hours for five or six days under the same rule. - And you played and chipped together and played and chipped together with people. - It's not a family. - It's all about the mystery. You see people personality, you could go on one with a chick that you think you feelin' until you went in that room with her for 24 hours for six days. - Six days. - I'm never comin' back home. - Yeah, I'm never comin' back home. (laughing) - Like a trip with a woman like the first time, like six days? That's when you go on that trip. - Nah, yeah. - That's good. - That's good. - That's way too long. - No. - No, me and my girl our first trip we ever took, was probably six days. - Well that don't count 'cause it don't tell to other side of the story. Y'all are blissfully in love. So who cares, y'all fell in love. We told my girlfriend. - Ask me if I did it before. - We all in love with somebody else. - Nah, nah, nah, nah. - How long we last. - How long we last. - How long we last. - Six months? - Five, six months. - Okay. - Six days. - Six days. - After six months. - Yeah, that's the test. - That's the test. - That's the test. - That's the look of me. - Six months was six days. - I'm telling you, it was about, it was about, it was about a hell of a time. - I ain't going to lie first for about six months. We got to do a three day join, ain't no way. We got to do a Monday all join, ain't no way we do that long. - Yeah, really two and a half days. - Oh my God. - Yeah, it's fine. - We got to fly out together. We could fly out separately in meet. - Yeah. - That's the best part. - Yeah. - You know what I mean, I had to work. I got off a different time, blah, blah, blah. I don't know, I don't make sense. - Not trying to be funny. Geographically. - No, I'm not talking about the fly part. I'm not trying to be funny in either. You are known to have moved girls into your house rather quick. - Here we go. - No, I'm not doing, I promise I'm not trying to be funny. - I don't think right now. - So I don't understand how you couldn't do a-- - It's just started taking vacations, what's that? - Oh, true, that makes sense. - I just started. - But no, I'm just saying, but you shouldn't be opposed to it if you would allow a girl to move into your house in a couple of weeks. Like that's a big step from most pieces. - No, that's big. - I almost didn't understand with anybody. - Yo, don't move into my house. - It's bigger than me going on a four or five day vacations. - No, I'm gonna tell you why it's different 'cause you can kick 'em out. - Oh, you're all on vacations? - That's how you can. - That's some part of the shit. - I'm not saying heartless shit. I'm saying if it gets to that point and I can't vibe with this person, I can kick 'em out. But like you just said, on vacation 24 hours, saying, "Roof, that ain't either one of y'all crib." Y'all, both dead, you can't just say-- - What? - Yo, you leave. - I don't think you did something to me, I'm jealous. - No, you think that's easier? - He's like, "Yo, you can kick 'em out, my nigga, I'm not saying anything, I'm not saying anything, I'm not saying anything, and I can't be with this person. - I'm straight, I'm not saying anything, they didn't have roots, he said they have homes. - What the fuck is we talking about? - That is an narrative that you've started, which it's hurtful. - The I'm starting? - But me? - I let it rock. - You said the I started? - Yeah. - Sometimes it's hurtful. - I didn't even notice. - I don't think you knew this. - This is the difference. - Let me explain it to you. - For me. I only ever moved in maybe one to two girls that I didn't really see a future with. It may have been fast, but you will. to see where this goes. The vacation is for the people that who gives a fuck. Oh, see yeah, we different near Why did you move them in though for more like feeling bad for them or like they were in a bad More times and not they were in a bad spot and had good pussy Joe's a relationship guy, okay like go you wife them up quick I mean in my 30s and 20s Basically majority of your life. Oh, didn't I met my girl at 39 right so right like you only been in the dealt for My number so long. I'm sure you have a soul. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah , oh my life Oh We on hip-hop shit, okay, okay? Okay? What's popping out there Shout to the five barreled big jerseys the whole New York City would up Connecticut without Boston without what's going on out there The subgroups out there 40 enough. That's how we roll it. There you go The move off lazy come on. He's ain't no just try to get slow down with the same one's my joint cancer wrecked some child a copy what they just can't get No, he's one up Hey Oh I'm a great guy. I see he down on the base. Oh, I we we rock for a fee. I'm free. Yes, sir. I'm doing fatality now my employer always for the ladies or legs for the lady Okay, hey, everybody else. I'm a kid today body of work right now. I you're rich and they shout the kids home for school and all that This Oh Yeah, that's when you couldn't be a move faker back , yeah, really paged me tonight. I've brought in the reminisce over You, but it's fine we'll start we'll start the show Come on grab a seat Come on, they're still coming in come on all of y'all in the back by the bar to show us about the start Grab your drinks come on the line the line outside is around the corner still Oh Keep this applause going as few people in the back. Oh number Whatever so does this I'm 45 welcome to episode 945 of the Joe button podcast time your humble gracious grateful Extremely happy to be here host Joe button here with some really amazing people to my right you know the vibes man fresh from the B to your Wars don't call her white girl big demona in the building Mona. How you doing? I'm doing amazing good We absolutely love that next to her. Yeah, I mean our good brother doctor Mark Lamont Hill is in the building mark What's up with you? I'm telling man. Good. We absolutely love that next to him Issues here y'all make some noise for it. It's how you doing This doors you that's about red. I don't want to say nothing that could be interpreted out of it as a joke to ish I'm not I don't have nothing funny to say about ish. My man is here. I'm glad for His presence It his lack of presence has been felt extremely happy to have our good brother back next to him The frees of them all stop playing big frees. It's in the building. I say you doing man great, man I'm great good. We absolutely love that classic kicks on the feet big frees next to him El virus find its parks is in the building. What's pop? How you doing? I'm feeling great We love that white poets here. Cory is here. Erickson is here. Tanner and Savon and here by remote last But certainly not least each and every one of you very important people out there are here before we go any further Don't forget this episode is brought to you by fueled by powered by pride speaks pride speaks gang Let's keep that up for the next eight months and we'll be in a good spot Which cash? How are we doing? How are we feeling? I'm good man. I didn't I wanted to kick it with your last night You should have came to the show man. I was a family reunion man. It was such a good time. I'll go miss premium Alchemist, right? Alchemist web store Webster Hall. It was packed out sold out show premium Allard probably probably probably my two favorite, like producer DJ, performers, they bring so much energy, they got routines on some old school shit. Alchemist makes this shit look like fucking punk rock up there. Like if you slow start, 'cause Alchemist are rapping too. - Yeah, I was rapping. - But even just like the way he rocks with it, like you're like, oh shit. This is a little more punk rock than it sounds when you just listen to it in the car or the headphone or something like that. - I could see it. - You said that albino look. - I was doing it. - This is white, just white. - He's a feisty male. (laughing) - That was crazy, you can shut up. - Every other chorus killed it. You made Kino's, he had a time. He had a time. - What happened? - Kino got in a fight backstage, man. That a fight. - It was just a little kerfuffle. - A kerfuffle? - It was a little pushin' and shovin'. - What happened? - He saw someone that apparently he had some issue with. They gave each other a little debt. I thought they were just playing around, like, ah, you know what I'm saying? But no, they were serious. - Oh, it was serious. - It was just a little bit of a tussle. Oh my God, they're quick. Kino tried to chase him down. And thank God for Haleem, first of all. He was there. - We love Haleem. - We love Haleem. Haleem, you are a life saver. I'm surprised you got that far with Haleem even freezing. - Not facts. - He was like, we were all thinking, we're having a good time. We thought they was just playing around. But more importantly, Melly Mel stepped in and broken up. He broke it up. He had kind words, peaceful words for Kino. He put some knowledge in it. - Don't push. - It's me. (laughing) - The long time I'm sitting there thinking, I'm talking about D-Melly Mel, like, D-O. - D-O. - Dressed to the nines, looking like a million bucks. Chains, rings. - They were strong, right? - They were strong enough. - Yeah. - They still look like he's 25 years old. I mean, in the physique. - Yeah, they're the male. - He brought P-Kino and one site B. - I don't know. - When I see you, you know what's up. - I thought that it was just playing. - In the fact that he's serious when he say that clearly. Yeah, Kino. - His daughter's right there, like, Kino. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Come back, Kino. - No, come back. - And I'm gonna sign Kino. - Kino's still from the Toyota. - I'm kinda still. - That's right. - That's right. - I'm kinda, all right, so you telling me, what? - At the premium Alchemist show at Webster Hall. - That's right. - Our friend Kino, for the show. - Family show. - Saw somebody there, step to his business, got in a curve fuffle, and all-time legend, Mellie Mell is the one that had to break it up. - Thank God for Mellie Mellie. - You're like a show trip, or a dream. It's like a dream. - It was like a dream. - Your daughter was there. - Yeah. - And his daughter, yeah, I forgot the one. That's great. And he did that in front of his witch daughter. That's important. - Yeah, the one that got in the bar. - Yeah. - She, all right. That told it, when I came in. - It was a good time overall though. The show was great, man. - That's when you got in. - It brought the locks out, yeah, man. It was like, you can't buy it in a prime. It's a prime show. - It was. - Yeah. - Thank God the green room was like, it was in the green room. And it was like in the basement. Like you had to go up a couple flights of stairs and shit to get to the stage. I was like, I, it's a prime show. - Prima family. - Prima family. - With that out, that's family. That means that everybody here that they invited is family one. - That's an incredible. - And two, don't let that DJ premiere scratch. You can, you can, you can, you can, you can, she can fool you. The people that he knows, I think are dangerous people. (laughing) - Nice people. Nice people. - You know, we'll fight too. Prima, you know. - You said the people he knows, the people he works with. - The people he invited. - Yeah, right. - Why am we talking about all of them? - All of them. - Yeah. - So not only all of you, all family, but which, it should be like a, what is Kino doing? - It was a family reunion, Bob. Everyone, you know, everyone that was ever in there was there, everyone's chilling. Good times. - Who was? - Jadikus there. - Jadikus was there. - That was the last one. - Yeah, they did, we gonna make it. (laughing) - Yeah, man, that's fun of you a lot. - White men being white men. - Kino, Kino, lucky dude. Cause he ain't been in the gym for about two weeks. - He, he, he, he lucky. - He's a good shape, man. - No, he isn't good shape, thank God. - Is he gonna cook today? - I don't think that's gonna happen. - That's gonna happen. (laughing) - I asked him after the fight. And he said, no. - Thank you, that's the first question. - All right, it's like one story. - Are we in time going to break it up, Sam? - We gonna go and mar them. - Pickles you doing tomorrow? (laughing) - Oh, he's pickling. - He love pickling some shit. - He does. - I got a question for y'all. - That's a fight for y'all. - Totally irrelevant to the topic that we talk about. - I'm sure, okay. - What do you need to see from your friend to? (laughing) - You ask this about every six months, y'all. - Why are you trying to cut somebody off? - What do you need? No, no, no, no, to help. What do you need to see from your friend to say, you know what? I should talk to this person. - Nothing to smelly Melzer. - Nothing. - No, it's my last name. - I don't need to see something, I just, no, I see. - I hear this story and say, I need to speak to Kino. - Yes. - Yeah. - I need to talk to him now. - Yes. - Fighting at a pre-show in that shit where everybody is famed, basically. - Yeah. - Especially when it wasn't like a argument. - That's it. - That to me says, it's unmanageable now. Joe, Kino's not an on-site type dude, right? I mean, he's a cool dude, he's chill. To me, that's a cry for help. - Why do we think he's not an on-site type dude? - I mean, say this. Based on what I was told, the argument was about, it didn't seem like it rose to the level of having to be on-site and chasing nigga up the steps. Just based on what the story is. - And if you are on-site dude at 50 years old, I feel like as your friend, I should know that so I can look at the differences. - And you might not be an on-site dude, but if you under enough pressure or something, and that's why I'm trying to help you. I don't know what Kim, I'm just saying. - I don't want to be frustrated with on-site people. - I don't. - Not at 50. - I don't know. On-site people don't make you don't have the news. - No, if you just on-site, you don't have discernment and you don't have good news. - On-site don't blend well in business world. - True. - 'Cause on-site don't speak to what the site may be. - True. - No, true. - Thank God, that happened. - What the consequences could be. - It shouldn't happen at a free show. But then God, it didn't happen at the spot before the free show. - I think the worst part of him chasing him, I think like everything but the chasing is like then. So this person is trying to get away, and you like, "Oh, nigga, I told you." (laughs) - And then the store door closed. - You can. - Oh yeah, no, come on, you know, come on. (indistinct) - We love you. - Amen. - We'll talk. - Thank you, Mellie Mel. - Thank God for Mellie Mel. - I ain't going front. Mellie Mel is the person I would want to break up and fight it for the best of the day. - That's what I want. - Especially like decked out dripping. - That would have changed all that. - Mellie Mel is almost my number one pick to do it. - Yeah. - And he's strong. - 'Cause if he ain't going to do it on a strip, then who in New York City don't respect Mellie Mel? - I'm gonna get shit. - If Mellie Mel tell you this fight is over, off respect, the fight should be over. - I'm not disagreeing. - Yeah, that's real. - That's real. - Kino, man. - And we ain't eating. What else I'm gonna say? It's been like 20 years. - And we ain't getting no food. - That's more importantly. - Oh, come on, man. - That's the best thing I've ever done. - Yeah, that dog, that dog. - I walked in hungry, bro. - These niggas got these big eggs. It's been so fast. Grab legs. - He just could just do 'em all the way. - This niggas thought, I mean, - Well, they're garbage. - This is a thousand-year-olds. - Grab legs. Biggest these, everybody at home. Grab legs are big as this. And he, like Corey locking eyes with me as he trenches 'em. They're old. As we throw stuff away like this all the time. - Well, that's the rich people shit. - It's like niggas. - Your grab legs could go bad? - I don't know. - After a week. - Yeah, you can't eat them shit. You'll be sick as hell. - Yeah, I'd risk it. - She. - See if we can go crazy. - Yeah, see if we can go crazy. - Couple of days, bro. - Let's kill the bacteria. - Kill that fuck guy. - If you put Chris to garlic and butter in a bowl, I think they're gonna cut that bacteria. - I thought you sucked my mouth. - See, that's my thing. I'm done trying to change people like. Go away, eat that shit. - Go away. - Niggas ain't listening. - I'm not fucking a crab man. He's ever been doing it in a train. - Dog, dog, niggas don't want help, but they like it. - Knowing that Kino's in the clinker or whatever. And we don't have no crabs, like. - It wasn't that serious. - My thing is, what the fuck you got to call off? You ain't even horrible to niggas. Come in the word. - What's going on there? - What's calling? - Get a pizza. - What do you guys want to do? What do you guys want to talk about today? I know we like 70 minutes in. What do y'all want to start with? What are you most passionate about? What's important or unimportant to y'all? I'm down to do it all. Canaan. What's that? (all laughing) It's a canaan. - Canaan, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love. - Joe was just going to smooth the fuck out about canaan before he just started. That's not why I was close to y'all. - That's the story I'm telling. (all laughing) - We did get some new music. We want to hit some new ones in real quick. - Why not? - Of course. - I'm parks. I am so glad that you said that. Now, right to the deal. - I didn't wait up. - To the deal. I didn't wait up for this, but I did wake up at two in the morning, purchased all the albums I needed to purchase. We got brand new. I ain't even going to waste no more time. Brand new future, man. Stop playing with Pluto. Let's go. - Let's go. Here we go. (hip hop music) - Let's go! Holy later, we'll not make some noise out there. New future. You and your car right now. Let's go. (hip hop music) - Yeah. (all laughing) - Yo, now here. I gotta bring it back. - Why? - I gotta bring it back, we y'all. - You don't, you don't, don't. - Wait, wait. I got to bring it back, I got to bring it back, I got to bring it back. Stop playing, give me a second. Imagine we was outside. Yeah, jump on the DJ. Yeah. Cut your shit off. I can't do it. No, no, I can't don't feel it. Oh, when she going both ways. Let's go future. Brand new. Yeah, I know y'all can't believe it, but this is in your phone right now. Let's go. Wait, man. What's up? This is it? No. There's some good shit. It's a whole album. I know that when I'm saying this entire song. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. You keep that flow. All right, y'all now I understand what's going on. Hold up, man. Bring it back. New future, man. New future. Let's go. All right, y'all. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, we got that brand new Pluto itself right now. Tell him that this show is going to Hollywood. Let's go. Yeah. What's I got to this song? I was like, oh, he's throwing everything in the sample. [LAUGHTER] Shit. You know, Apple sometimes plays some other shit. Yeah. What the fuck? No, you know, go back to the future. What's going on? Is this your shuffle? I say he's just throwing everything he did on it. Fuck it. Clear the whole hard drive up. He's right. Let's go. Hold it in. Let's go. [MUSIC PLAYING] I don't really-- shit. Y'all making me-- I like his hair. I like it. I like how his hair is. Why don't we go take him? All right. What y'all thought, man? I like when he did that flow. I love how he did it. What the fuck? He did it. He did it. He started falling apart. As soon as he started rapping. That's how he sounded it. Anyway, there's a couple of good songs up here. It's quite a few good songs. He did the whole kitchen singing that I could go there for. Quite a few. It's quite a few. Quite a few that I like. Like five. What's quite a few? It's probably ten. Ten? Yeah. Yeah. Y'all can't find ten good songs this far. I absolutely can't play them. I don't have a plan. I'll play them. I'll wait. Number one. I'll go through them for you. I'll go through them. You tell me what you think is. Listen, listen, listen, listen. I'm having fun. I did almost delete this bullshit out my phone. The first one. But Pluto got more equity with me than that. So. And there were four to six songs that I enjoyed. That's what I heard. There were four to six songs that I really enjoyed. Especially the last track. I don't think I made that far. I cut it off. What's that? How you would check it out? You know, the second half of this project for me is not the worst. But it's not the best. It sounds like future kind of spoof for itself. That's good. See, I like the first half. Yeah, the first half is not. I got the song number nine to ten. And I was. I don't know. Once you got the 13, 14, 15, 18. He was doing ball types of bullshit. To me. You saying the second. That's what I hope. No, no, no. On the first half, I almost deleted that word. Oh, no, I was the exact opposite. Yeah. Well, at least just mention the song. Did you? I don't want to track one. Track one is the fucking interview. Track one. One, two was fine. I like no misery. I like tank top Pluto. I like. I like. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Number one is arms, it's the delts that do for you. I hate it. I hate it. Okay. So you are saying. Track one is dope. Track one is dope. Track two is dope. Track one. Fucking interview. Here we go. It wasn't nearly as inspired as the Metro woman projects. Regardless. There was nothing out here that was. That's the problem. Like anything on those projects. He could have kept on with it. No. He could have kept it. I need every single one of you. This is going on the playlist. I'm just a mom of my business. I wasn't super mad at it. I didn't have big expectations of it because I hated the single, I hated the artwork, I hated the album title, I hated everything about this shit. So the fact that it sounds like this to me is not so shocking, but I did listen to this on like Bluetooth this morning. I want to reserve the right to hear Pluto how he met in the proper way. And the proper way to be heard. Night time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I heard this in the morning. Maybe a little bit of Kevin Columbus or some type of alcohol. All right, to change my mind on how I feel about this, but I'll first listen. And he gets a little grace with me because of what he did last year. Yeah. Like, it's tough to do that. Two hours back to back weeks. Like, if you want to put out some throwaway shit, go ahead and get your money. You came off the Drake feature. A few of these songs I would like more if he never did the Drake feature. Because some of them, I think when it gets to 13, 14, somewhere around here, gives me that feel. But again, I reserved the right to change my mind. Go Pluto. Go Pluto. I didn't delete it. Okay. Yeah, fuck with it. I will say the dream album felt pretty good though. I didn't get all the way through it. But the dream album, shout out the dream. Check out our interview with the dream on our Patreon. But the dream album felt, gave me a feeling like TI's album gave me. Just like, throwback. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Withime capsule. Yeah. Without being, like, it didn't feel dated just the same time though. Yeah. Yeah. And you say your old niggas learned at TI album. I do. I do. I do. I absolutely do. You know what we do? That's what they say. That's up there, bro. That's up there. That's up there. That's what my favorite is here. Yeah. It is. The dream album, like you said, it's not that, because it didn't sound dated. I don't want to call it dated. But it do sound like the dream that, like, the introduction to him, that people felt kind of, I want to say, felt in love with, but like, oh, this thing is really dope. That dream is on this album. You know, I don't know how, I'm not worrying it correctly, but it sound like you made the music that made niggas a fan of yours. Like, that track, one sounded like it could have been on an older album, but it's not necessarily dated. Sound fresh. Yeah. It's like modern. That's why I keep using the term time capsule. Because dated has a negative conversation. Yes. And this is not, when I say, it's not negative. Yeah. And it's nostalgic. Just take me. Just take me back. It's you that funded our dream interview. You came here popping on this. Oh, you did. You came here popping on all of us. You two up. No, two up. He's gone. I got some. No, you two gone. You two gone. But we had a good time. We had a good time with him. We did. Oh, I don't have any other music that came out. No one will have any other. He'll drop the country. Oh, please. And he'll cut the shit. Yeah. Now one of the songs is fine. Good for him. I tried to find him. I didn't hear the album. The single he came out with. Uh-oh. Or a song I released a couple days ago was I. I haven't heard it. I didn't make my way through it. I didn't know where it fits in my life. I was like, I hope this is going to work around. It's like it's too clean and poppy for like the white boys that like acoustic guitar crew. And it's. They're going to be mad. Two countries. Yeah, some of y'all niggas when y'all run the Nashville to do the country album is like when all of us left our major label and went to E1. That's how it's coming off. Seriously. Oh, yeah. Shaboosie did it. A few other niggas did it. Got it off. Lil Nas X. Now though, all y'all trying to catch a country slap. Sorry, dope. I don't want to hear none of that shit. He tried to tap into his Arkansas. It's called Highway 79. Oh, but I probably. I'm gonna go to Highway 79 and toss it. And you're like country music. I do. I do. I do. I do. I was good. I like Jolene. I like that sequence. Sure. You know. It's a few country songs that. You never been there after the civil rights. Yeah. I like a bunch of. No. No, no, much. I like when you're talking about the civil rights. I know you hate that shit. Yeah. No, I went to the Can Brown show last year. Okay. Show us though. Why? Why did you do that? Go to the Can Brown show. Oh, yeah. What do you think, Joe? Moan is talking to him. Oh, I'm trying to meet him. I don't even know who came. It's it's it's it's an hour now you're good you clear Mark you my money I got you my money. I want the game brown show Fair bro. I think it was quite like a fucking Like I said I was going You want you want to push it to 90 minutes if you yes, I do if you want to play the game You got at least be actively potton also north. I skirted the line No, but you avoid the conversation with this niggas. You know this nigga, but this is easy like taking care of a baby with this boy And you avoid the conversation on your trip did you do more fucking you can you do at home? Yeah, now that we out when I get no saying Y'all don't vacation pop like butt fuck on vacation for who I'm giving up both Somebody you took me somewhere. I'm giving up. Oh somebody is fuck Oh, you ain't show who daddy was And home I was like a little bit, but out here. I'ma learn you let me do. Yeah You got to remind mama what she signed up for it's all about coming on a hotel sheet Yeah, and making them clean it Change that My son be watching YouTube now Lexo and he's got an affinity for like weapons So he's coming over to me and my girl and he's like I don't know what he's watching, but he got him talking to his craze He come over a little sword or a gun. Yeah, Lex and he'd be like All right, you guys are in trouble now. I am about to give maximum punishment And I think that's so cute to my girl lose mine at the money. I wish somebody give me some Maximum Now for real What do you want me to do? It's John a rich? No, it's that's a that can't matter with you. No No, y'all wait, what'd you mean? That's a trade off Fuckin' a lot better than else for I'm not gonna But that don't need you don't care when you have a home. You care, but you definitely for better poor Yeah, absolutely do. Yeah, cuz you fuck up a survival. Yes. No AC there. All that I do think that's like an entitlement for the woman to think that you should be rich and fuck great for We can't say that yeah, I can't agree with that No, I could have You got to talk about it. You got to remind him four times a year to birth day For your birthday, you got to step up to the plague with the The other time What I Didn't get the fully listen to it, but you see Jay and project having an album. Oh shit. Yeah, it's called them goats I'm slipping. I'm slipping up for sure. It's it's 20 joints Listen, but yeah, yeah, you're what he told you. Yeah, you better mute. What what you saying? I didn't know just your job No, I'm talking about what Jay the kids said the third year is bad. Yeah, that record is hard to get this is about a verse or a career Yeah, park that was to you That was to you. Yeah I like what they do it over there be crazy being kind of the new spot to premiere some shit That says dope Yeah, but the way you big it up I like with the rappers had a rapper on me at premiere and all the new shit Little more shots Maybe I might have grabbed my what my watching the rapper the podcast rappers do both for me. It is tires like I get tired I like watching them do it, but they got a heat that's just right there. That's shit. That motherfucking hook. Yeah, oh my god shut the stove God is fucking on the hook. Yeah, yeah, by the time I was already in love with the hook and then by the time he got to If it was cooked in my kitchen and call it by my name He's a whole guy this generation for sure He shout out the kids shout out the fat Joe. Shout out the store guard. That's the hook right there. Oh, I ain't Anyway, I think we probably you know, all right now it's time for my favorite part of the show No, we got a little bit of time before it's saying over the pics You know they enjoy send it slower. Oh shit. There you go. There you go We still gonna crack a moana for a little bit. I got the pics, but we We still got a little bit of time to kill Mona. I don't know how we still end up talking about what we was talking about We're talking about my shirt. Yeah It started off my shirt. We were admiring your shirt and then you mentioned about her jeans Oh, the jeans she had on last pie that was egregious, but I didn't say nothing about them. This is my girl And then Mona says she like tacky stuff. No, Mona starts shooting at me for wearing the same thing to every other reason to wait That's what she said. No, I enjoy it. I'm Saying when you go and trust me enough to turn your turn your life and will over to me So I can make like the necessary improvement. You're hired Now I don't go. Don't be saying yes that quick. Fuck it. That's it. Oh, I'm a podcast. I'm on the Joe button show Please but now it's would be conditional You know this sounds crazy. This sounds nice. No, it would be condition I'm just I'm just saying the rich nigga saying I'll take you shopping But it'll be conditional just sounds right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm some brochure No, no, no, no, I want some brochure. Mona ain't the type of girl where I feel like I would need to say it's conditional The conditions the conditions I'm talking about it. You can't go back to you can't see your Delaware crew no more Yeah, you got it all right and say like oh that we talk about that. Oh, we good then fuck they talking about What you go out of your baby father alone if I take you on You sound like the nigga cry you ain't see the shit on the internet the nigga crying Call the side nigga I used to be so toxic. I always wanted a Bad baby father and to mix somewhere to make me seem reasonable It's the easiest way though That's when you could pop in like that's when you could pop in like nah, you know what? Like don't do them like that like he ain't mean it Easy money. Yeah, I almost woke up to some shit and my baby woke up in the bathroom Well, have a baby. Oh, my baby, dad. I was all fuck He begins to shit off Yeah, I am treating her like a queen This nigga be like you better get the - Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off. - Y'all don't realize. - Yo, that nigga don't get, don't you make it to baby daddy? - They don't give off, fuck, man. - This is be going through it. - That nigga damn, and don't text me again. Now I can see that, when I pop in, nah, you gonna handle that nigga for me? - Oh, Patrick. - Can you step in like, - Yeah, please. - Give me his number, let me call this nigga real quick. You wanted him? - Oh, wait, your girl got a baby daddy right? But you cool with him. - They know nothing, and we not cool, no we're not cool. - I want the chip, ladies, mom, child, was the first child of yours. - I had that cool with yours. - Why'd I think that? - I don't know. - The same reason you think a bunch of shit. - Stop, see, I said that's the follow-up. - Yeah, I know you, I know you said that. - People are gonna be for the answer. - But how much did my sister's got too? - But has the opportunity ever presented itself for y'all to be, I don't wanna say cool, but cordial, I want to be cool. But not cool, cordial, I want to be cordial. - Why? - Oh, shit, really? - Yeah. - Why? Can I ask why, please? - He's not a nigga I want to be cordial to. - So just because of his characteristics and stuff, things that you've heard about him, 'cause you don't know him. - Not things I heard, things I've witnessed. - Oh, okay, okay, you said that. - But you don't like things you've seen, so you won't, you carry this in a way. - Just how I'm by the nigga. - No, how I'm by. - Damn, you wanna speak to this nigga? That is so terrible. - I respect that. - You know what? - You wanna speak to the father and tell us something, bro. - But that's not, I don't feel like that counts as easy. - Anybody in your shop that you don't speak to that nigga? Nobody's surprised, babe. - Yeah, yeah. - Come on. - I just did an interview and this is all, fucker, yeah. - I just this is off topic and you don't have to respond. But I just did an interview and they were asking me about be that. Do you know the one that we got the fuck about here? - Yeah. - And y'all. - Shout out to people. - Be that. - I miss you and I love you. - Save. - You believe you have, don't you? - Let's hear it. (laughing) - But real now, I mean, you did drop the ball on the drink, I'm so, but other than that, you was killing this shit. And Mark didn't do you know favors. Anyway. - This is how to do it. - But you don't please. - Doing an interview. - I don't, I don't, I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't read this shit. - That was such a team builder thing. Do we believe we'd be that together? I love that. - We can't bully him. - It was, it was, it was y'all feeling more fun with you and Mark. - No, it was not just you. - I guess it was. - It was only you and Mark. - It was not me and Mark. - It was. - You see how I think it's due though. You see that? But it's cool. That's a silly thing put it on our back and just handle it, but either way, nobody, an interview we were talking about, something I think the seat gate came up and almost like Mika, if some kind of way B dot, it's end up in the same nursing, right? And they're right by the fire exit, right? And a massive fire breaks out. Like your favorite old lady you play fucking pinnacle with, she's burning in front of you. Ah, burning, right? And you're getting an issues moving his electric chair out of the exit, right? And there's only room for one more person on the ambulance, one more person to get out this nursing home. B dot going down in there. - Yeah. - No. - Like y'all don't know this one, Niggas, he's taking that shit to the afterlife. Niggas. It's up. Niggas, you want to sit in seats? - Enjoy that seat. - Enjoy that one. - Crazy. - No, it's wrong with y'all, man. - It's wrong with y'all, man. - There's such a road to y'all. - B dot going down. - Holy shit, that was crazy. - Yeah, I guess one of her baby daddy's ain't to find just a mean. I guess about thinking about that. And I never thought about it. - No, I usually get like, she'll play. - You say who baby that? - I guess one of them. - No baby daddy's like. - But why though? So it's a thing. - Well, yeah, yeah. But no, because what happens is look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Like people be lying like people be lying like people be lying So the guy could be lying on his baby mom the the baby mom could be lying on the baby that that happens But when you could physically see shit that you know what I mean, and I think you spoke the It's always the baby my line on the baby day the baby day like because it's a perception thing. Yeah, yeah, so it feels terrible Some they just be lying lie, but in general she won't let me see him. It's a bunch of years But you know what's crazy? There is a bunch of black men that are experiencing that they can't see their kids Some women know that a man won't take you to court right to get the visitation and they don't let you see your kid It's a woman I seen women loudness I see men loudness and then like you say it's the time it's a perception. You're seeing women loud. It's for real People and that the one really you're so woman tell a woman before wow who knew that happened What you was it You have a relationship shit and you decide to get your partner back by withholding the child I think that speaks to your character. You're a horrible person because if there's men and women that've been in the middle of relationships of Parents just because you made about such a I think it's the worst literally the worst nastyest thing you can do to a person when you think about it Stepping between them and they can't and I think a lot of people don't realize that this kid turns it to a doubt And it's a delts going to ask you a question and what can you say when you're really mad because he fucked your sister You know what I mean you can't do that as well So I'm to say that is you got to know Hey, it makes me so sick. No, I fuck mark up last bar Last bar. He was getting in his old women of right values by the kill that shit on the old. It's never mark. It's never my position On the blocker on the one the big ticket topic boy, he was coming in She lost a kid that nigga martyne Everybody sees that video and thinks the saying that is bullshit, right? You see that video and think no, but on the back We all had that conversation. Well, you punch me in my stomach. They ain't enough. I Why I been through some shit? Well since since since that conversation we had She wasn't arrested. Wait. Hold on. Can we get to that after you damn it? She was a ready You got to produce a kid if you had more. Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? That's That's what I was confused about before we get to hey you took the phone Where the fuck is the kid since 2019 you have to produce a kid if you had a kid I'm sorry for you think you the first one came up with that idea I did fucking Van moose the kid never to be heard from again. No, niggas think about it But when the cops come you got to produce and when the well-in-check come hey, I hear you be dope, but where is the kid? She's just a win start a relationship got engaged took a phone bitch you can't take phones you can't say you can't go to cops Wait, no, no, no, no, no, you cannot well you can you see what happened? No, but when you preface it on a domestic violence You can you can if you lost your kid and the dad is looking for the kid for eight years and the kid is 17 now was 10 Last time the earth heard from the kid. No, you can't go to college. That was another state. You think you got it off Yeah That's what happened and you ain't think that this was going to try to kidnap the nuke it. No, you ain't think this was gonna go as viral as it did You thought this was gonna be a big tiger from the basement mark you believe that bit Right I think he's right. I think sometimes Got to be right now. 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I didn't play this lap for you. Let's go. Let's all turn up and lean up. If I had the future, this is not my future. How you gonna do it, dude? Let's go. Oh, ATL, make some noise out there. What the hell? WWE's talking about. I'll start to figure out how he's good. He didn't. He didn't tell us how he's going to build the bitch. He said it. No, okay. I must have been saying it was a little, a little, a little, a little. He said it in the first verse. I thought you got a pass because the shit was good last year, fellas. No, he does. He gets a pass. Yeah, he gets a pass. Yeah, that's too much for me. I, as he is, future, I understand. I do like his hair. Works. It's nice. Okay, that's important. It's cute. Mark, I was just going to say that y'all left our Andre 3000. He dropped. He didn't drop. But he said it's coming very, very soon. What is new music? Should we hold our breath? No, I think it's really happening. He said like very, I think it's happening next much. He said, "What kind of music?" What instrument? See, now y'all ask too many questions. Now he's playing the drums. Should y'all just be happy that he's putting on music? I'll be placing a chord in something interesting. So y'all don't think he's going to be rapping on the bagpipe. How about a good guitar? (laughs) Wait, that's actually the shit, though. And that's much on the way. Now, he said that he's got music recorded with Sonic Youth Guitarist, Lee Renaldo, that should be coming out soon. I'll play the guitar now. That's what's up. All right. So that can still be. Look at Park. I'm still hoping that some of it will be right. It won't be right. All right, it won't be right. I'm here, it's up. You can't stay, y'all. You'll let that go. There'll be electric guitars and some weird instrument. I ain't saying it. And you'll wear overalls, and he's one of the best ever, so I mean. He's definitely one of the goats. One of the best to ever do that shit. I ain't saying none about him, because somebody won his friends who clipped this up and sent it to his pager. Put it in the back, yeah. I said it to his pager, but you can't. I ain't saying none. I said behind Big Boy on a plane this weekend. How are you? He look good, too. That's important. Did he know you? Fuck. I don't. We never locked down. Did you know what I'm saying? I'm trying to do that. I don't feed the Big Boy. I don't bother people. Like, I don't like people bothering people. What's he chosen? Huh? I was in the back, nigga. Big Boy was not in the back. No, I was in the back. See, we're about to. Big Boy was in first class, and I was in the back. Oh, that's what you said. You said, huh? Hold up. Oh, she made all the way behind her. You made me when you were passing these right behind her. Yeah, come on. You said, "Yo, I'm a star." Oh, man. You said. I tried to spice in a little bit. I was passing. I see you. That's all. I see you. I see you. I see you. I see you. I think I'm gonna look good. I thought you was about to add another one to the list. I think I was in, like, comfort plus. You know, that fake-ass comfort section in the first match. I think my first place is cool. They trying to get that shit off, come on, for plus. What they're really trying to get off in the next few years is the standing planes. Bro. You all seeing the mock-up? Yeah. Are you serious? Yes. They're very serious. What's up with what somebody went around to, Elle? Cap and a little bit. That's some subway shit. They're gonna pack you dig as in there, too. Bro, that's horrible. And how long is the people are gonna take 'em? Of course they're running on the chief. What's your fight? Some shit to DC? No, that's gross. Oh, they're gonna take it for a long fight. I ain't taking it for no reason. Some people don't belong like LA. No, some people are sick. Oh, it's what they were working on the LA flight now be in six hours anymore. Yeah Three and a half minutes more spanky. So the niggas that already have a problem getting LA when they put this standing plane in there Guess what they gonna do? Standing ass on the plane. Yeah, that's it. I think I'm right. I'm so standing up for six hours broke. Good. Yes. Everybody dress the west coast plane. What about turbulence? Is that even if it's super question? Is that any question? But on the jet. Are you do you get there faster? A little like those five four type of thing depending on the jet, depending on the jet. Speaking of airline. Oh, you want to be good? No, when you say some of a comfort plus they scam and they are because that comfort plus you buy it It's a hundred dollars different from your regular seat, right? And there's no comfort there or plus. It's just No, that's not true. That's not true. It's a promise. That is. No, but I fly a lot that economy plus if you are it's different than economy Shut up. No, don't be quiet when you say I fly a lot like that. No, that's the first thing I'm saying, but you popped the dope. I didn't even say you're my nigger I'm not even on that. Don't let us. We never want it. All right. So don't let them get you. But don't say I lie a lot. He's not getting you with no I fly a lot. I think you do travel a lot in the way You travel you do a lot of drama, but I fly back and go get them and then I drop fly back home. He made it up. This is crazy. I think they break in the law. Whatever you say Did you go? Did you go first class? I'm the way I'm not trying to be able to start playing with him. My bad. Yeah, my bad. Then my bad, my brother. That's it. He thought I was playing with him. I'm not. Mark you ain't put my money on the glass. Oh, you know what? Yeah, put it up there. Everybody in here heard that Joe But I was going to elevate my life and take me shopping. Right? Yes. Every 20 minutes. I'll just run it back to so we don't You don't need to do that. I ain't saving six hundred. We gonna go get it. We gonna go get anything you need mama. I don't play. I don't play about no moana I don't know if y'all heard the story about here's the story. I don't know if y'all heard the story about the pilot on American Airlines that lost his job in this economy economy. Look at it because he got his dick sucked by his copilot. That is not what you were going. I thought you told my other story. Yeah. Homeboy to pilot was getting it or the copilot was getting his dicks up by the pilot. And can you believe they fired him by And we get this like while they were flying while they were flying. The plane is autopilot most of the time. He has sex at work though, y'all. That should be a part. I mean, dog. I ain't y'all. No, it was a little turbulence. I've faced just Bro, we pining right. We pining right. We pining right now. He may need come in. Many, many, many go in the back and butt fuck. Nobody has an issue with that. He's done it. That's different. If it's in the butt, it doesn't count. He did it. The name wanted to come out here and fuck us. Remember? I wasn't blessed in the car. I hate this thing. This thing is crazy, bro. I hate this thing. I am a man with some nudity. He put some girls in the back. They came from the back one to us. They wanted some more. He ain't fucking seal the deal. That's crazy. You know, I don't think the dude should have lost his job. But apparently, first of all, I'm with, I'm with Freeze. Some of this flight is, who, who, who was the sucky? Who was the sucker? The pilot was talking to some pilots dick. And they both was dude. I knew it was niggas. Oh, they were both. That's right. I know what that name. It's a power dynamic. Excuse me. If the pilot is hired in the cold pilot, that's why it is dick. He got to be. Sorry. It's right there. You know, I'm asking if it was out of the way around. Excuse me. Well, I don't want to drag this, but if they're doing that there, then. They probably both for one at least one got a family that don't know about this behavior and this is the only place you could sneak and try to get a good one. He's one. He's one of you. No. No. No. They have mad layovers, pilots and flight attendants are customarily laying over somewhere in another city, another state, another town. You know, you know, you were all horny time. What if the time is right? The time is right. It's what fucking go suck itself. When the last time you get to get to that shit. What if the nigga you were what if the nigga you was laid up with is your co-pilot for the day? You're all fine out in the morning. Oh, do you want to play? Oh, yeah, it's just you saying that's the only time they could get out. The nigga's on some freak shit. But now this I think my question was my question was how did he get caught? How did you find out about this one apparently? There was turbulence on the plane. Don't tell me that trigger. No, it was turbulence on the plane that nobody ever got on the loud speaker for neither one of the pilots. So the stewardess girl goes back there to see a why are you not announcing this turbulence and the seatbelt light on and all that time she was getting this shit off. So she walked in on him. I'm on his side even more now. I don't need the turbulence announcement. Either we go and land or die. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm on a side. No, you're bugging. Now I'm on the airline side for five years. We're doing. We're doing. That nigga was upright. We're doing flight attendants service, right? I'm in way. I just feel three doctor purpose on a whole white bitch. This bitch is writing me up for this. I wouldn't knew that if you would have hit the light and said turbans was coming. That's your whole thing. You gotta make these a flight attendants in the pilot. You like it on the car. You've been up here long enough. You know when you hit that first buck that goes sit your ass there. No, you're not not start the drill. If you know what's coming in your job or see it, you're not getting your dick sucked around me if I ain't getting my dick sucked. So yeah, I'm telling you straight up. You sure he read it on. Out of came in and said, you suck. That was wild. That was wild. No, we got enough. Did you hear the other airline story? You know pilot story that was going around. That's what I thought you talk about. Yeah. A pilot and a flight instructor had a student up there in the plane with him. And look at her and said, all right, you know what to do. Open the door and just jumped. And left and left the student in the in the plane to lay in themselves. No, I didn't know this story. So ice, what was the point at the get it ready? I don't know. He died. Oh, he killed himself. But I'm saying, I don't know what the point was. But imagine you. I think that was it. The point was the suicide. No, I'm just saying, imagine you are a student. And now you're up here in the plane. Dolo. That's insane. Is that real? Yeah. Oh, my God. I thought you're going to say. I was asking when you said that, I was like, I'll be trying to get big boy put on that list. That's that's the list I was talking about because now they keeping the list of the rappers that they're finding out are flying commercial. And they're making a big deal out of it. Joe. The fuck? No, they put in that they put in a certain rating on them. No, not that participation. No. Fans are. All right. So started with Rick Ross. When they caught Ross in the terminal. Oh, Ross is flying commercial. Now just over the weekend, they caught pushing T in the terminal. I had to work quite. Well, that's the way they're making it seem like we caught you like like I was hiding. Like I'm high. I mean, I'm catching a flight. So the problem, I ain't got to say problem. It's a problem where certain niggas lyrics and shit that they're saying is like, all right, well, you shitting on people saying, y'all not on this level. We fly PJ, we do XYZ, but not catch you in the terminal. Bro, it's CEOs of multi-billion dollar corporations that fly commercial. Niggas, you know, I will force you to spend some money. That nigga ain't got you ain't got. Yeah, and just in general. No, no, no, we're going to do that. I didn't want a difference because talk about the niggas that to them have talked shit about flying. And I said, Ross is a little different. So Ross, literally in one of his lyrics, we're shitting on niggas that flew commercial. That's what you do. Yeah. Well, you're playing's missing the chef. Niggas telling me to check on the other stuff. That's a microwave. Something y'all jet smarter. Like like we sit in here with the whole rapper. He's done it. Rap so serious. That's exactly it's art. It's creative. And the thing about hip hop is it's always been extremely braggadocious. Right. You never have 15 bitches for even though you wrapped about that. So when a nigga pop out with this big fat bum as baby mom. Your going to get clown me personally any arena on the Internet or in life where you count on other nigga pockets. It's like, why the fuck do you worry about if I have it to fly private? If I want to spend that expense, the nigga you left in that fly commercial for, you know, it's got a bag somewhere. I just want to jump into say that we have said all of this week, the Rick Ross. No, I we feel about I'm just telling y'all. I don't want us to repeat ourselves every time a rapper flies commercial. I just was braven up to finally say how I felt. It's scary here. I finally had the bravery to just bring it out and boom, step down. You feel safe. You're so brave. The question shouldn't be is do I feel unsafe? The question should work be have I ever felt safe? You still trying to go shopping right? The thing that's the thing about it. I feel like with the shopping the level of comfort that would come with better fabrics, cashmiers, suites, leather that I know that I would have almost like a guard of veil. For me, stepped on constantly make sure it's the good cashmere to screw or you know, he does a lot of this. That's rough too. You know what I mean? With like armor or like a, you know what I mean? I mean, you just get keynote touch here. Get keynote back in here really into my life. You heard me, right Joe? That 50 is Mona. What 50? Girl. Let me see what this is. Is that true? Yeah, I'm such a messy bit. He really cardio though. Somebody in the mall tell me that's why your husband love you. See? Yeah, somebody went over there. So yeah, that's cool. That's going to want to do that shit to him. She can give you with the fuck you looking for. Yep. And pay the court fees. No problem. You're going to go in and dress dress dress to the millions, looking good, smelling good. Now that's my thing. Hold up now. I will say this about about my good sister. Cardi B. Shout the card to be in the wrong thing. All the rest of the bronze girls. I absolutely love y'all down. I love you down. I love you down. But I mean, I did see the clip. Cardi B was with the fucking Nigerian soccer gold gold. Keep a nigga to all the girls. It's fucking gold crazy. I've never seen it. Never heard of it. You never seen. I'm sure. No, I've never seen it. You got a megaphone. I seen an AI shit. A clip of our topic. Yeah, you should try. My screen. I seen an AI shit, but a married woman would never be in a nigga face. Like, please, it's Cardi. One step under the virgin. It just so happened to be in the same place having a light conversation. And she smiled a couple. And he's just so happy to have a nice bag. You see the muscles in the boy back. Boy. Oh, the one I'm looking for. If you know, everybody knows you're talking about it. It's our casting. All right. So my girl, Cardi, you got it. Oh my God. Can you not just completely melt in front of a nigga? Like if we don't, we don't even hear the conversation. And from afar, we could see that you fucking silly putty in front of this fucking. Y'all come on. You'll be cool. It's all I'm saying. I'm gonna stop him. I'm done. After after after some of the things that's coming out came out about a nigga. You still for that way. Which nigga? The nigga she went currently. She's in a relationship. I don't know. I don't know nothing about. Okay, well, I want to go on because I don't know either. I assume that she was still with a baby five step on the example. They were in a relationship. I have absolutely no idea if she still. I feel like because of some of the things that's happened to her in that relationship allegedly. If any of that stuff is true. Why don't you just have on this fucking with niggas? Damn Joe. Like enough of this fucking. Let's just fucking take all the air of the ball. What I do. Oh my God. This is what I'm going crazy. This is probably my fourth time trying to get this off. Men that have a alarmingly amount of sex. I don't care if you're rich. I don't care what your situation is. And you just fucking it. No rhythm or rhyme. No, no real like flavor. You don't like a yellow or thicker thing. You just fuck those men are typically gay. That's my personal opinion. That's what I've seen in my years. They're gay. It's like they be fighting this demon of what they really, really want. So they're like hyper sexual about anything. And when I bring it to y'all, when I said, well, I think they don't like women, do you think you just want to fuck everybody? I think that they want to be fucked in the answer mouth by man. I mean, I think that they that is what they want. I think that because it's so hard to come out because of obvious reasons, right? And because of social pressures, I think that they go for women because the automatic thing that does is like put a veil, because now you a player, you can't be gay, you're getting a lot of pussy. At a point in our lifetimes, all of us sitting here, that was an excuse for a while. But for the sake of gay and the person that's saying, all the bitches, you get people like, yeah. Now we know that's bullshit, but at a point that was like a saving grace. Oh, he's married. Oh, he's the you know so I think I used to think what you thought. Oh, great. I got a lot of box in my life Yeah, and they never not near not a near never thought about no man. Let me ask you this never because That's it. I'm Are we going 90 minutes or what are we done? We passed 90. All right, listen, you I hate when y'all do this anyway, but you say you get out of pussy cool. God. He didn't say get don't try to set my boy up. Fuck out of you Even though I think it's still good to you said you've got a lot of pussy, right? That's not the guy that I'm describing the guy that I'm describing whether this bitch got a gut or one eye she's getting fucked I understand I know some niggas like that too. I don't think that that That's your theory. I'm a rock. It's honestly. He's not a theory. It's a fact there with the niggas that you know And that's the thing all you have to do is lock it on the type of niggas I'm talking about let's talk about the player and I told the proper I'm talking about the guy that He didn't move it. He almost blow y'all like he didn't get you guys He don't blow that might be the sign. He's getting felt you know, I bring folks up here felt was just out with somebody on my team, right? Felt say he had to stop him. He like yo, then they get you don't know that about him, but he shoot at everything So you gotta stop him and I said you gotta stop. He said yeah, it's a man song. You stop your man like yo chill That's you feel me. I'm like what do you mean? He said man that my fucker was going at a Bitch in the club who like care as one man. I stopped him like I stopped that shit, man Yo, I know niggas that said yo, I take him 8 to 80 blonde cripple crazy. I know a bunch of niggas like never heard that Thing that's only a fight in niggas. No history of niggas have said I'm a bitch is 80 and it's the thing To say it's a saying I walked out. It's a charge. This is my brother You've never heard of that. Everybody. Yeah, it's a prison. Thank you I try to walk out almost to see if y'all will be like oh, tomorrow. Don't leave it. Every time I do it nobody Crazy you my niggas you my big brother, you're very you gorgeous But you getting up there and you got to say it's confused we say 8 to 80 on some rumble shit I fight a nigga. I'm smacking a nigga disrespect me can get it from 8 to 80 blind cripple and crazy No man has ever said yo you could get this stick from 8 to 80 blind cripple or crazy and in fact this nigga argue me down It's why it's the best podcast. No, I got to say it out the much I love and audience this store I'm sorry. I heard it. This is the story this story is only coming up because Chris Griffith I think is his name is the gentleman that is trying to sue Stefan digs and they're saying that he has Produced over 100 pages of DMs and text messages of explicit nature Now we remember when this story broke you're just playing That's a lot of playing a hundred pages a hundred pages of playing Call from the spare people you just fuck with him. Yeah, I mean I don't have a hundred pages of money. I do that But a hundred pages you have a hundred pages of this damn call man. I mean if I count if I count man But listen now. I'm the same. I was the same call. That's a fact right and it ain't gonna never be able to be mistaken for sexting And the other thing about that is right like when he went with the story broken months ago Yeah, and Stefan digs version of it if I'm not mistaken is that this guy it stole some clothes and stole some shit from him No, that's where I was like I had it the niggas was able to steal you I'm not saying that about homeboy because I don't I don't pretend to know or not know But I don't think it was as simple as This niggas stole some clothes from Stefan digs so Stefan digs had his people jump on them. I don't think that what I will say is whatever's going on Cardi now, so it's like I love Cardi Cardi has always been wherever you love it to me. Um, I don't want never you know me Cardi put that pussy on the car bone plate and handed it to that fucking sock in there That pussy was falling all for the bossy, but I do like that about no matter how tough you are no matter how successful You know rich famous no matter who your baby dad your boyfriend is all women have that thing in them in front of whoever that person is for them The guy that they don't know that that unlocks that and you can see it and they eyes and they mannerisms Now they move in tone. Yeah, so it's funny to see that from Cardi with this dude even though I mean that all the bitches agree with the dude So they was rooting Cardi on that's why I love old something is know how I pull that out of you too Bro, they got a real host chair you want holds ain't got to be the ones getting the dick put in them They're gonna cheer you on if you fucking think they want to go ahead and hope and I'm not calling Cardio Please don't mistake that with double platinum and group messages bitches was happy And they have a real where they take in women all different ages all different ethnicities on that the eight-year-olds and got They got went like old white lady saying this is a this guy looks like God and they go to old black lady Do they go to you know me and they just go and it's just all of them talking about this dude as he walks through He's him right now No, I can say about it. Yeah, anything I go and say something's out like eight It's gonna sound like hey anything. Oh, are you giving niggity props? No, he's giving niggity props. No, no, yeah, I don't I don't not give a niggity props Well, I mean did is it Boy got them got them you got them lines Hell on it's crazy. Hell on what? I mean it looks like that. That's what the fuck it is You know, I don't think bitches care about it at all. You are y'all crazy. I don't think bitches care about I'm not gonna say that we don't care, but you get 10,000 we get 10 you get 10,000 points for having a nice here like most of you if it's a little fucked up You might not not get something to but if you do have it that's automatically like a thing with us This is okay, but I love It's not doing really, bro. Thank you, Parks Wow, if something is crazy, but that has like some fucked up lashes or something You're not gonna be like I would never That's funny. I was gonna ask y'all would y'all be able to put a side stacey dash its political views to To pop. Yeah, she has Yes She dropped the little thirst just now did now the 60-year-olds is killing the earth draft game right now Beautiful. She is she is beautiful on because you know, she came about having a drug problem that we didn't really know about When you look at them times when she was saying she was on drugs the time of her life. She was gorgeous then. She's a very attractive girl She would y'all be able to put aside her political views to bone her. Yes. Yes. Yes. We ain't doing No, yes, and I might throw in a little I might throw in a little liberal Liberal sex play But we've had we've had these conversations before I'm sure, but I think these days at times like even if normally that's that way and be the thing Now it has to be that way like you not just gonna fuck like the super heavy Trump supporter. You're not I get the job You're black ass you right here. You were fuck a truck I am in a committed relationship If you were single Let me get this out of my brother If you were single and it was 1998 and you were fresh out of high school Would you fuck somebody in the clan? Questions that need answers no seriously would you fuck if you were if you were single in his day and age Would you fuck a open mega-con of girl just fucker? Yeah, would you fuck her? Yes? Oh just fuck now That's crazy Talked to this person to fuck them when I was 20. I might have beat the brakes off the But no, I don't want to fuck nobody. I can't have a conversation with so they would turn me off So I wouldn't oh, yeah, that's how I feel - yeah, yeah, yeah, I love to talk This is the truth for me At 20 I would have at 30 I might have if it was like borderline Like like when I was in cable news like if somebody was on the other side we'd debate and we that might have could have worked Yeah nice smile, but like not like crazy extremist not like crazy extremist, but now yeah, I'm with you now I gotta be on top of it So I see that you like decided from your age But it's not anything different just the political comments. I feel like when you were in your 20s you would never imagine things to be this way right now So the way things are right now people just openly going back to that old school open racism you would still fuck a magga At 20 I wasn't thinking about that. I was thinking about it. Yeah, I wasn't even thinking about it Big daddy came I get the job done mad random. He wasn't talking about Romila when he said 8 to 85 Okay, he was definitely talking about fuck. Oh, he was. Yeah, okay But when I'm when I'm thinking about I mean it's an old expression. I looked up to find where the expression came from not the John Careback I came from a military is an old because they used to use it in the military to talk about like who was getting recruited Who was getting recruited who they were going at it was it was like it you might get a kind of thing. That's where so when they hit the ghetto But once it started being used as we should have changed. We should have changed. But I'm asking is once they hit the ghetto right what did we use it for more sex or fighting? Word because I've only heard it in the fight. I've never heard it in the fight. I've only heard it in pen chip talking kind of situation But I want to go but I'm changing it depends. I want to just say one more thing because I I'm thinking about bisexuality I'm thinking about pansexuals and all those kinds of things I'm just thinking like I don't want to assume that everybody that's fucking everybody really wants to fuck dudes. Some people might really want to fuck everybody Oh sure. That's all I'm saying because a lot of time we stigmatized that and think well if you have sex with dudes Women you must really just want to have sex with dudes. It's like nah some dudes Well that's not what I'm saying. You said people were indiscriminate. I'm saying they can be sexual all over the back. You kind of said like they were fucking women almost as a guy's or to say yo I really want to fuck dudes but I know I'm gonna get castrated publicly for fucking dudes So I'm fucking all these chicks to cover it up. No. No. That's it. It came off of a fast version. It's an internal fight So I'm doing all this fucking so this can feel normal to me. I'm with you. I'm just I don't think everybody's having it that internal fight I think some dudes just like to fuck a lot of people across the board. That was terrific. Yeah that was terrific. Um so bone thugs. This is where the fear comes and happens. No now bone thugs. I got something else first to fight. I mean that was fun bone. That was the problem with. It's just something about. It's something about being brave enough to bring a topic and just get stepped on in the fear that comes along with it. He did it to me. So now we're talking to y'all about the pilot that lost his job. Let's see where y'all stand on the San Antonio Spurs announcer that lost his job Because it came out that he was having an affair with one of the players the sister sister and he lost his job Behind this his wife or girlfriend or I'm unclear but I think it's girl whoever he's with I get it started posting a whole bunch of stories and outing She created she created like a real acting as if it was him talking so she was talking in first person as if it was him saying yo yeah I Me and my lovely wife been together blah blah blah this long but guess what I pop such as a sister and it was her it was a dialogue and so they fired him. Only reason I will say that he should have been fired is if they have an anti-frightonization policy with the players or the relatives because we've heard some shit about the Spurs before. This is a little bit of a leap. Play his wife. Play his mom. Yeah, but this is the play. I think it's a relative. If it's a relative. If you want to cover it in a blanket way for for legality reasons you'll put their families. So if I'm the announcer I can't fuck George girl if you work for this organization. That seems a little to me. I think it's wack. I think that's why from a legal standpoint if he signed something saying that he can't fraternize with these people or their families then yeah outside of that this is some goofy shit now now the thing I'm sorry Mark. And I'm in the middle here I understand both sides and could argue both sides but listen to it. Let's say I fucked the player's sister and I'm guilty dead to rights you still got to do an investigation. Like I shouldn't be fired immediately well maybe off of these are these are the social media babe go look into it. They might have. They could have come back to what they might have already knew and said yeah they might have no. I think it seems like you do what you do but if it comes out you've got to say the other the other reason for the fire. I see that a lot now you bring a negative attention to the organization for whatever reason back to that morality claw shit that's which is very gray so now whatever you did out there your viral. Virality can leads you be in fire here's it of course I've had history of this like what players was fucking other players wives. So I'm sure if they put a clause in they can't just say wife they got a cover you know what I mean. Are you saying I'm sorry are you saying like they like factual yes I think I think either way I would sue the organization. I'm not mad depending on what you sign. It depends on what you sign I mean what I signed is open for interpretation. Maybe right no no maybe it will be open for interpretation. Unless you sign something explicitly says you can't like have sex with the player's wife's family that's what I'm saying. I don't know unless you sign it might be unless you sign something else that prevents you from someone you would have to. If it didn't say I can't fuck Victor when Benjana sister or fucking step on castle sister then it's going to be open for. Yes you run the risk of spending all your money on attorney fees against a powerhouse of attorney fees and everybody don't got it. I'm thinking about the spur side of this to you're the announcer if you they take basketball very seriously in Antonio. You're in everybody's household every day. Mom's dad's brother if the community has decided that you're a piece of shit and they and you're narrating every spurs game four weeks. In Texas 41 times a year I can see how that's just bad for business. Some of the conduct I'm saying this is some of the conduct policies to be a lot cleaner than I know what to be. They're like the pretend it is. I'm not saying it's really that clean but they stand on their image. They're making sure that Bible belt shit they like and a lot of times you sign conduct calls that moral causes. Basically to make sure the team doesn't look bad or that no representation of the team looks bad. Because if he's just fucking my sister that's different than cheating on your wife to fuck somebody sister and that combo could make you look like a piece of shit to the people who. Actually tuning every day and the people are saying I'm not tuning in here that guy. I can see how that will be bad for business. I'm going to court and saying she had a different dad. Yeah, I think I got to find a loophole in the day and hold the whole simply. I think it's stupid. At hand sign I think it's some of these fucking places is behind man. Y'all getting fun. I hand a coat from them don't. He announcer. He and the coach you're not somebody like that. You know what I'm saying? They do that shit all the way around. They tell the cheerleader same shit. They can't talk. They can't say. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. You're just supposed to be all around the craft services. Back and forth. Yeah. Back and forth. Back and forth. Yeah. And the coach are leaving now. Control yourself. You know the coach are leaving out guys. Y'all are leaving out that he's cheating on his wife. That's what we don't know that that was his wife. We don't know who. That was his girlfriend. That's what they had a girlfriend. Oh I'm sorry. I could have swapped the dress. We had a fair. What if they had an open relationship. She wouldn't even expose it. Okay. But also in Texas the fans don't want to hear it. Let's say they even if they did. They don't want to hear that shit. The people watching TV after the Churchill Sunday don't want to hear it. The announcer has an open relationship with his wife and his fucking. Yes. But they also wouldn't have heard it if the girlfriend didn't post it. And that's the fucked up part. That's the revenge part. Yeah. So that's the thing. I think just, we talked about on this podcast like somebody worked in some kind of company. There's woman and she got photo with this other big guy and they fired her. They let her go. And it's like the company must have represented themselves in a certain way. We don't even want to deal with it. We were getting into affairs and shit like that. We don't want to deal with it because again every headlines has our company nature. Attached to this bullshit. We don't want to deal with that. So Joe's point, you all have to now prove that I did these things. You can't just take away a nigga's livelihood off of the fact of a premise of, you know, this might make us look bad or I don't know if it's true. And that's why I say a lot of times teams put a turn of blind eye to shit. I've seen shit in a couple organizations where everybody knows what's happened. It's an open secret. But the moment it comes out. Who's sister was it? I couldn't figure it out. I don't know. I couldn't, the last name wasn't matching up to me unless it was that light skin rookie boy with the braids. Parker wasn't Brian. And I am. No. Sidebar. Who's sister is it? The jaw here. I used to when he said that like every time your name gets mentioned it's from our team or whatever. That's my experience working here as I know this is a big deal. Because anything I did, it's like don't call me Gregor from the Joe blood and show. Get's court still in foot cream out of all green because that attracts. Yo, I hate it. Don't you hate it, Joe? Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Boy you know I hate it. In the motherfucker. You search the Mona. It's the Mona. Joe. And all the bullshit the Mona did this year. There you go. That's to be you. He's such a great person. Who's the player, who's the player? She sent it to you. I don't know this nigga. You ain't gonna know me, you ain't gotta be a star. Oh man, if you don't get this nigga, it's fucking job back you. So man, thought he fucked somebody's sister, that was important. Nigga fucked the sister, the 13th man, the 14th man. She's like some shit. Yeah, we fucking hit sister, yo. Calm down, be cool. And she's choosing. I thought it was vassal with somebody. Somebody's hair is, hell no, this nigga. What's wrong with you? Now, everybody look him up. How many points do you have? That's the point of it. How many minutes? I gotta look this up. I gotta look this up now. I can't believe it. It's me knowing all the sports team. He does. He knows a lot of teams that are honestly. He talks a lot of the phone. You know, I've never seen this player before in my life. Let me see him join you. Is he in like, who, nigga, your sister's get popped? Who is it? Yeah. She could tell us sister points. Yeah, her sister. She's a nice, she could tell. Niggas is fucking your sister's daughter. Let me see your sister's. Anyway, what else is important, unimportant? What else, what else, what else, what else? Is it too early for us to do our TV thing? To do our TV thing? Do you want to talk to Emmys? No, I'm talking about-- Message always. We allowed to talk about Canaan and Love Island and Canaan. Love Island and Canaan. Oh, I thought you wanted to fucking give praise to us out of Shakur. Why would we not want to do that? I always want to do that. Of course. Every day, all day, freedom. For your political prisoners, rest in peace of silence. Free him on. He now starts death in tears, and he's niggas still playing around. They're cruel people. I mean, I'm just full of [BLEEP] I'll tell you that. Shut up, yo. Your role's wrong. Cut that out. You should be dead. That's wrong with you, yo. Let's stick it out. Let's sneak it out. I'll let him go through. I'm crazy, yo. I'm going to worry about the feedback. I don't mind sending it. It's out anyway. We ain't keeping it. It's out. You want to give me a TV shit? Where should we-- so first of all, I didn't know that this was a space where we could talk about the power universe. Don't be afraid. You're OK. I'm trying to be brave. Listen, you're my dream. Please, just for a second. Let me make sure I move my microphone. We didn't want to step on any of this. I'm going to let ice take the-- you know, ice you take the lead. That's how lovely you do, yo. You try to say some shit to me. Anyway, when we were talking about power, y'all didn't see the current episode yet. I just came in and told the fellas I said I'm ready for it to be over. I'm ready to do it. You not in the series? Not like I thought I was. With the season. The final season. Shit stuff. Yeah. I think they trying to rush do it. I think they're trying to rush do it. They're trying to rush do it. Oh, wait. Hold on. I want to do a TV review. Can I jump in? Can I jump in? Go ahead, girl. I don't even know what to do. It's mad shit happening, but not to give it away. It's always these little weird white kids. - Yeah, that's usually the case. - In all of the new shows, in all of the new fire show, whatever's going wrong, it's these little white kids. - Weird white kid. This nigga ain't dead none but be a help to the community. - This nigga is- - He's a little creepy. - Very creepy. - But he ain't, just check it out, see what I'm saying. Also, last but certainly, not at least, would never be the fucking least. Yeah, I bought nine tickets to Odyssey. Yep, I bought 'em, yep. Yep, 'cause get away from me when Odyssey is out. - No man, shit. - Next Thursday. - Oh, it's like, it's happening. - Thursday, yeah. - Oh, I'm out. - Odyssey. - I'm about tickets to- - Nah, I gotta take a nap. - 'Cause I bought, fucking, 10, 30 PM tickets, and that shit isn't three hours. - Oh, you bugged the fuck out, yeah. Well, I'm busy at the time. - Yeah, I'm just sitting, I said, to go see that. - Well, it was sold out the rest of the time. - Oh, okay. - So, I'm only bringing up to say, if you're trying to see Odyssey, you should buy your tickets, and I'll try not to spoil it next Friday. That's gonna be, you can't spoil Odyssey really. - Shit. - It's a fucking 3,000 year old story or some shit. - Oh shit, it's true. - I gotta show, I gotta show that I do, I do watch one show, guys. I wanna talk about the show every week, too. - Well, that's out. - It's called Love After Lockup. - That's not a bread. - Oh, God, Parks, fuck off. No, I love it. - It's thick of face. - It's still can't do nothing with it. - I'm not, I'm not, I won't. - I'm not. - I'm not. - I'm not. - I'm not. (laughing) - Do the legs cross off of the back. - Find the strong niggas. With ease. - See, Windows Bay clean up in the nominations for Emmys? - See ya. - Windows Bay. - Yeah. - 19. 19 nominations. - That's the only thing. - Oh, or? - Oh, it's fine. - Yeah, no. - Everybody keeps saying, I was crazy. - I like to. - I like to. - That shit's good. - That shit's good. - That shit's good. - I still didn't finish the age or say, "Oh, but shit, from the train." - That shit's good. - That was also good to me. - I didn't finish it. - I will find you. - I'll find you. - I'll find you. - I'll find you. - I'll find you. - I'll find you. - I'll find you. - It was good. - It was good. - It was good. - It was good. - The end. - The end. - Fucked it up. - Yeah. - The end. - The end. - It was fucked it up. It was good up until the end. I like that one. - I like that one, fuck it, I like it. - I love that. - That is super fired. - I love that. I love that show. I love the takes. It's a great idea. I'm glad congratulations to Subway Takes. - Yeah. - Subway Takes is fine. - I love Subway Takes. - I'm on this new shit on Instagram where it's a nigger just walking up to people that look like they can't read and asking them to read these songs. - It's not funny, bro. - You're not funny, my nigger. - You see the other one? - They're asking to read just regular words that's written in cursive. - Oh, that's tricky, though. - It's a regular-- - 100, $100 bills. - Oh, they got money. It's a picture. It's like a $5 bill, a $21 bills, maybe three quarters, four pennies. How much money is this? And they like, damn, fuck. They just introduced you to this thing. But everybody didn't know that these people are doing this at bars. After they let out, people are drunk. I refuse to believe my fellow Americans or that lacking in the education department. I will say that a little boy went viral in Philadelphia doing it from a charter school. I want to say no names. And the school reached out. Like, that boy, they was going to spell that boy. That's how I bet. Because you know, they got the name, the whole charter school name is in the picture. And he's niggas not clearing eighth grade, ninth grade words. The literacy problem in this country is no laughing motherfucking matter. This fast-sex shit-- - Unless you see him reading. - Did it, did it, did it. - I was the bitch, the nigga got a picture. - I want it, I want it, I want it. - Shit, it's crazy. - All right, so I'm gonna remember it. - They walked up to this white lady. - Okay, I should quote you. - And I should quote you, I'm sorry. - She was cocky, right? She was cocky. And he was like, yo. Did it was talking to her, asking a question. So it's like, who's your favorite rapper? And she was like, Lil Wayne? - Okay, Lil Wayne, your favorite rapper. 'Cause he paid for these titties. - Oh yeah, I remember her. - Right, is what she said. So they didn't expect to hear it. - He was like, oh, I didn't know that. And she's like, oh, you think I'm white? I ain't white, I'm Latin American. - Why did she say that? - So then he said, cool. He said, yo, give us some advice for the world. She said, stay in school, learn how to read. Ball right there at the room. He said, oh yeah, we'll read this. And she, I don't even think she got outside of the, and there's something she didn't get one word. - So she was just speaking from experience. She should have stayed in school. - Yeah, that's good words. - 'Cause she was, oh, my favorite three people in the world, Lil Wayne, Mac main, and somebody else from Cashmore. - That's a good word. - But it was, oh, bourbon. But yo, she couldn't read it all. So the cockiness and a bunch of these pretty women that can't really read is crazy, doll. - This is why they get you. - This is where they get to put your ass in the bin like in the comments. - Why? - 'Cause how the fuck do we get the pretty women in confidence? We took 'em, we put it, it can't read, babe. I love you. - This set. - I'm about to throw. - I don't wanna throw. - I'm trying, I'm trying. - Well, do you think the pretty women have a more different time reading than that of other people? - No. - Don't be trying to look, you're on it. - No, I wanted you to just say no, 'cause that's what you said. - I said, no, I said no, not at all. - Yeah, that's what I said. - I know some beautiful jeans. - If you're pretty enough way, never going to read. - And that's what I was going to, but I wasn't. - Wait, what's up with the conversation? - I was about to talk about the conversation. - How would I, all right, here's a trick question. For YouTube, academia nights. - Academia nights. - Academia nights. - If she's pretty. - Academia nights. - I'll let 'em get off with that. - Profliction. - We know he don't know what. - We know he doesn't know what. - And she's pretty. - When do we get to the reading box? - Tax. - Menus. - Not pretty, but she's going to read a text. - Menus. - Now, if she get to the restaurant-- - Stop playing. - Back in the internet dating days, back in the internet dating days, like, back. My space and all that. - Doug, I was judging my focus. I couldn't spell. - Authentic grammar. - I just didn't say data. - Data can spell. - Guys, I don't talk to them. I'm talking about back in my space, black, planning, all that. - You would have to engage, AOL messenger, Yahoo messenger, you had to engage, and my focus could not spell. - But that's back when people could spell. - They couldn't do that. - No, they couldn't do that. - Especially when you talk about, you know, these conversations about the kids being done. Those kids do come off a little dumber than we were, and we did learn different things. We had to learn how to type. We had to learn how to curse, write cursive, in print, right? - Tell time. - We had to learn how to tell time, and what, no digital shit. You know, we came up in times where, so long as they would take that Texas instrument, you couldn't even have your fucking calculator, depending on-- - Don't even say it. - Them niggas are growing up in school with an iPhone in their pocket. - Sure. - Think about it. If you were in fourth grade, would you try to figure it out, would you go to your iPhone? - Alexa. - They're fucking dumb, and this is the thing, right? - No, nobody know more that the kids is dumb, but the parents, you know which one of them are fuckers, they're going to be living in a basement longer? Some of them niggas are going to need a little extra help. Some of them niggas are going to be doing shit around that house till '35, and you know it. You know which one of your children are dumb. I do. I'd say the name now, but my fucker might see this. - Dumb is a bag of bricks since I met them all. - I think y'all have been too hard on people. - I know this bullshit. You know, I can't say my own child, dumb. - None of my kids are dumb, even if they went to that stranger gang back in the house to-- - I don't care. - My kid is smart. I don't care. - Super smart, I don't care. - Listen, short firm text, all that short shit, shorting in words, whatever, this is the only thing I want to say. You know what it made me think of? You know how we're always on the internet all together talking and his captions, and you know, and for the most part, people sometimes feel to me like they're purposely misunderstanding with this post means and with the caption means, right? But they're not. They really don't get it. Comprehension ain't there. And these motherfuckers don't understand what's really going on. That's what it really did for me. Like, oh, everybody's not being sarcastic. These people are stupid. - Can I just-- I mean, just awful one. - I'll bless them. - Slightly different tape. - No. - Okay. In the 1980s, there was a book called The Closing of the American Mind. I was written by Bloom. There's also some book where I got him ED Hirsch. Anyway, they were complaining about the fact that the degeneration of Americans in 1980s didn't know enough, didn't share the same information anymore, wasn't as literate, didn't read as well. When you go back to the '50s, you see the same conversation. The '20s, you hear the same. I think every generation has this moment, like, this intellectual panic about, like, oh my god, this generation don't know shit. And I think it's just how we come to know shit is different. This generation reads and writes more than any generation we've ever seen before. Just based on text messages, just based on screens. We used to read left and right, and they read up and down. But literacy is different now. But they still read a lot, and they know a lot. And I think misspelling words is a sign of something. I'm not saying that. It's not. It's certainly a sign of, like, culture, a sign of class, a sign of, like, what kind of school you got. But it's not a sign of intelligence, especially when most of the shit that we misspelling, this language is shit that shouldn't be spelled that way. So I, so I don't really, I try not to think about people is dumb. Oh, yeah, they don't need a dumb shit. Like, you be talking to niggas, and you can see it, like, ain't that behind them eyes. You don't know what I know this, too. But that ain't why they don't know this, too, y'all. You ever meet him up, fucking, they always super sarcastic. Always got some slick shit to say. Hate those people. Brothers, they just, they tagged me and you. They had a little boy in North. They weren't funny. They had him in the bow digger in North, and they started asking him, yo, what state do you live in? Oh, that was bad. He didn't know. Oh, them new, them little New York. Stop you know after a while they start pressing. I'm like y'all I'm telling you they it was some gang. She was like y'all Medipee you have you all know the answers right? Oh, oh, I mean Yo, what what county are you in what city are you like no, they can stop playing like he was aggressive with the north right they said What state he like stupid motherfucking United States? Yes, bro, he didn't understand he was like 15 16 years old inside New Jersey Jersey inside United States He did not get that and he had to be 15 16 and it's like at a point. He's frustrated because he does not know What the fuck so he laughing it off, but he like you'll get away from me But it wasn't funny. It wasn't funny. I'm assuming born and raised in an area. You don't know that their cities in that state I don't I'm sorry county city state all of that Yes, even though with all our ignorance 90s kids and everybody parents won't crack and all at night. We knew the state's a shit like the long bro chill The fuck yeah, my shit right there was the remix And I made a remix you think You ain't allowed to say I really want to talk about Michael Jackson, but I want you all except we talk about these young people. He's fucked up You know fucked up young people's circumstances Our boy Mimdani's fixing it. Did you see that 100,000 new jobs created for youth in New York he just announced yesterday I mean he's talking to me he's he's he's he's taller the most politicians He's taller than me. I would say like maybe six feet No, first that you're talking to me mean I was making a self-deprecate joke about my height But but but I'm saying he's about six feet. Okay. I mean a lot of these parties to be like five seven. Why do you not like them? I don't know I just don't get it sometimes. I'm curious. Hey, I think you got me mistaken. Why do New Yorkers not like him? I don't know. I'm not one of those All jokes aside when he gets to hate that he does get from people from the city It's usually not people from the city He wanted an overwhelming majority in the city and his people just won an overwhelming majority in the city outside of New York Outside of New York City people. They don't have no business Care about him and you know what I've been noticing. Thank you for answering that part. Yes I've been noticing people saying shit like hashtag my mayor and they'll be from Wisconsin just liking the stuff He do people were really impressed by him giving out those Guards for the fire hydrant and the same way we put out a guard. He the same shit We had you put the splash drone so you could direct the war. Oh, I think you might just stop us from playing in the water That's what I saw Hopefully it's not AI guys like I hate the thought of me reporting or talking about something that didn't happen But he's saying it's hot. Enjoy the fire hydrant here. That's the motherfucking mayor right there That's a mayor. It's the hottest day. We're telling you to have your air conditioner on 74 78 and now I'm saying while I'm playing a fucking fire. I just respect that but whatever got you imagine a politician that cared about the people novel idea We're fully in here. My boy. Yeah, we took this shit over Jersey. What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? Mark this way. I thought you was gonna go with the fucked up young people stances have you are have you changed your stance on Some of the facts around in the Nolan stuff that have come out. You see a Benjamin clump saying that when the phone I always say clump. I'm sorry Crump saying that when the phone was returned messages were deleted more videos of some of the arguments that may or may not have taken place Between him and his friends like do you still stand? Do you still have your same opinion on it? I mean, that's consistent with my opinion right was that as more stuff comes out as reported I didn't want to jump to conclusions until we have more information. I didn't want to just speculate but I If your kid dies You have every right to investigate and when your kid when stories stop it stop adding up You should be looking for more stuff what I was saying was the moment the kid went missing and they found it was a black Kid with a white people's people started speculating what happened and I was just thinking as a parent I wouldn't want To have to entertain all these sort of theories that were unfounded about the worst thing that could have happened if that didn't happen But we're hearing more information. I said keep investigating for sure I'm glad they are and I'm glad being crump is on it. I'm glad the investigators are on in fact when I heard one of the kids Moms was a judge, you know, and I heard her statement That's a fact. She is a judge. Yeah, she put a statement on and she's the stepmom You know, I'm sorry nothing when I heard her when I heard that she was a judge and then heard her statement I mean she said all the right things, but it was almost to perfect all the right thing. Yeah, exactly I mean she is a judge. Yeah, but it just felt like somebody who's trying to handle And again, we've seen this we we've seen your honor the show. Yeah, like we've seen a lot of this in Show we've seen the fucking Murdoch's in the South Carolina, which is the same exact story here. Yeah, actually We're the white boy go out there on a boat somebody come back missing and the parents do all this powerful connected Fuck us. We should like lady that went to the girls night. Well, her That's a lady ended up passed away in the backyard somewhere and nobody know what happened like what Now I mentioned the show and I said that because we've seen it where They actually showed how the powerful connected motherfuckers pull strings to kind of explain the shit that's unexplainable in this current in these current situations. Yeah Um, I hate this story. I hate it. And I totally can imagine Mark saying that because everybody Immediately he's dead. They did something but black people are weary at this point I don't aspire to live in a white neighborhood or have a job and it's what but Unfortunately in a lot of our situations the best schools happen to be white ones and the best neighborhoods happen to be white ones We're at a point right now where My kids ain't allowed to hang white kids like you you literally can't hang with these white girls. I promise you and this is the thing White men are dangerous white people are dangerous when you are the only black friend out of the friend group You almost always are going to be the one when the police come you the one won't catch the charge when the holes come around We gotta make somebody look stupid so we can get fucked or look cool. You're gonna be the fucking bed You cannot be the only black one So the fact that you can't be the only black one as an adult how the fuck can you be the only black one as a 13 year old? My son has white friends. I'm already trying to figure out how to explain to him that y'all can hang at school Y'all can do it after school thing y'all can go to them all you can't go to their houses and you can't spend a night You can't it's too fucking dangerous. I need you to make it home to me. I need to bury you and you not bury me period I am not one of them moms that you know want you to make the best decisions. I want you to make it to fuck home My child knows how to operate a weapon my child is in some type of situation with a police officer My child sees this cop reaching. He decides to take this cop's life away or whatever happens I am going to see my child for 15 to 20 to 30. It's gonna be a great bit the best bit You can have in that presence with my son going ahead But all that going to court so he can fake march and then he could have paid vacation and switched to another county Can't be a part of that like I need you to make it home and don't let nobody take your life from you You can't let them chill you can't let your children hang with them white children. It's dangerous It's a death sentence. They're fucking dangerous. They sold the scam around 9/11 that terrorists look like Muslims It was alive the number one domestic terroristic the number one domestic What is the word? Terrorist the number one domestic terrorist in the country of the United States has always been and always will be a white man You know, it's worse a pack of them You know, it's worse a pack with Jack Daniels. Look at the numbers It's not an opinion thing. It's too fucking dangerous for your fucking son to go on an efficient trip with his white homies on the lake Because they'll come home and say we don't know what the fuck happened to him And nobody in the group morally says well come on. We grew up with Jerome They don't give a fuck when it come down to it because they were raised that way And we'll say Mona and if you are an advertiser Won't your product? Talked about right here Just imagine You know just imagine we can have the amazing demon to do that And then whatever your shit is Oh With you I am so serious. I got two sons. Oh, she doubling down. Holy shit. All right. I'm dead serious. No, we got this dead I'm dead serious. I grew up in the time. No. I grew up in the time in the 90s They told you don't get the kids guns my peers eight nine year olds They couldn't even get a water gun for Christmas on a birthday right because the police will murder you with the toy And it's real time your rice or that gun is teaching them gun violence teaching them how to play because we don't want the kids playable guns It was wrong in my opinion your child should if you're gun over your child should know how to put the gun load the gun Put the safety on it put it away. You hide it. Don't do nothing to make them my fuckers want to go play with it Why is this 14 year old not supposed to know how to load a gun or house the truth or come? I'm frying chicken my son buses ass coming through the window. Why is that a wrong thing? That kid's hunting them kids shotguns do taking out dares and shit but we all sitting here praying trying to be violent and doing the fucking name When people can get killed get murdered. I'm off that. I have children. I have sons. I'm afraid that they're going to die So this is where you get a lot of women feel like me a lot of women. Can I That's real shit that's real shit a lot of lot of parents if you fight back you go to jail if not you die We got two options Carmelo Anthony for him. You want to die? Are you gonna go to jail? What you want to do? Fuck that nigga All right, you may have tried Doritos, but have you tried to bring Abuse To be down with Mark but sometimes when the Philly crew get on it shit. I just see the money flying away Yeah, but with that mark like standing up for stuff and actually making a living I Choose wrong a lot. Yeah, that's a fact. That's a fact. I respect that nigga. We I mean we met date Probably see that that's why I choose right cuz all you get when you when you do what Mark do is you know you real Why I respect you I mean, you know anyway you don't pay this right? It's you know, you gotta pick your spots too. I mean, I think some of it for me is about being Keeping consistency moral consistency, but you also It's just I give you a perfect example. It's it's off the topic but on the topic when I fight for people I believe everybody Should not be executed by the state. I don't believe in the death penalty But I can't but this people in death row who I would Advocate for more aggressively than others not because I don't believe that to do the kill seven people shouldn't be killed But but because that ain't really the one to leave it so you're so even in your activism sometimes you have to be Strategic to win the public approval to get the public consent Now I'm never gonna go and march for someone to be killed because that's against my principle But I'm not gonna march for everybody not because it's wrong not because it's unprincipled because it's not tactical So trying to walk that tight ropes from time is difficult on on this particular point And I know we want to close this out because I know little Joe's excited about it What I think about myself as a parent Holy shit I don't ever want my kid to be the only one of a group Because of what it has historically meant for black people You know what I mean like being the only white guy in a group of black people is different than being the only black person for the white people Especially if you grow up and I'm talking particularly like in private schools independent schools a lot of the places We end up because of all the stuff we try to do to make our lives different right and so I I worry about their safety Also worry about their self esteem I worry about their psychology. I'm thinking like raising a black girl in a you know predominantly white school She's to say the black boys. I mean the white boys like white girls and the black boys like white girls You know when you start thinking about your hair when you start to move all the that's the kind of stuff I think about and that's the kind of stuff I worry about The biggest danger we've seen in this country yes has been from white men But I wouldn't disqualify my kids from hanging with white people for that reason But I would just be mindful of them being the only one because of that other stuff But like having white friends and I don't want my kids hanging in nobody house overnight black white red yellow That's just that's just the thing. I don't do that's not cuz they white. It's just cuz they're not mine You know what I'm saying but so I don't say quite the same way, but I do I do worry about those dangers You know what I mean, but I also Had lots of white friends and it worked out just fine. Yeah, and I just want to say the other thing is you also want your children to know who they all shit No, we got what point do y'all get to fun stuff Do you all mine with my back again? You don't know what it feel like outside touch grass for chance nigger. Jesus back the struggle. Would you say eight seven seven three nine three? Just throw an answer Oh, hey man shout out the black Sam, you know shout the black Sam the news came out that um when nipsy passed his his His estate was worth around two million dollars and nipsy's daughter's mom was they were in a fight because she wanted everything as as the mother of the oldest child Yeah, to go straight to her. Yeah, and they were in a fight for a long time and Black Sam came out and we recently said that's been taking care of the estate is now worth close to 12 million dollars And he was able to give it to both of nipsy's children as well as they have like 50% That they've recently said didn't have a will either yeah, so just I want to shout shout take on. Oh that's take it was take take on Mom and dad is mom And don't care he's still I deserve that I love black Sam like I'm a huge Well, you said wait hold up for a second. That's bad. What is it bad that the nigger that didn't help you raise your child comes back around after he's Murdered and then says I want half of this estate and then when you say well, nigga, you forgot that time you we argued He said just won't go to cigarettes and you never came back and he was seven like that He like duh the niggas still come from my balls Game my breath. Everything is bad if there's not a will and There is nothing to Differentiate between who's who and what's what is that dad Not supposed to come and do that in reality. Oh, I totally get it. It's wrong What you have a will I've heard enough of you a mark. Please. Well, what y'all think new account My morals wouldn't allow me to ask for shit. Yeah, if I know I didn't do nothing toward this boy's Progress whether mentally physically emotionally financially if I just was absentee in all facets of life I don't think that Entitled to shit, but I'm also the nigga that be like yo when when you break up with your girl the man Post and leave him to hand it. That's my stance, but legal is legal so the law states that your parents gonna get your shit I think it's also tricky with this if there's some gray area like what if he did contribute in some type of way But maybe wasn't the best dad, but was still If you weren't around if you were dead be dead wasn't around at all Then I'm saying no, you shouldn't do some if you contributed that's different. You shouldn't get something or you shouldn't try to get it You shouldn't try to try to see I'm not making a legal yeah, but I should you don't leave you the exact opposite of a dead be dead I'm not saying me. I'm just saying y'all got people fucked up though. Yeah, I don't have to think it is going to try to get it Okay, but that's you you just you just question is a norm of question. Is this the right thing to do? I'm saying no, it's not the right thing to do. Will he do it? Yes, I found out and I'm not I can't put me in this because right I can't be a didn't find out that a child you had was worth X amount of money, and you might be entitled to some of that Because he didn't have children didn't have a will to And because of that is the law. I don't see anything wrong with him trying to get that Now you're going too far you do see something wrong with it. I see you something wrong with you not being there for your child But nothing wrong. We're going to get the money after he's dead. That's your entitled to no Okay, even though you didn't help him that you are a legally entitled to I don't either you're legally entitled to the money I don't either tell me why for the same reason that he's saying because I wouldn't do it. Yeah, I wouldn't do it I wouldn't tell me why you wouldn't do it stop it. No, no, no, I think You ain't doing because you think it's wrong. I'm saying I think it's wrong too. No, let me ask you to that's what we're saying the same thing you was fucked up Would you do it? I? Can't see a world where I would do that fucked up or not Me I'm trying to have this conversation objectively without me. Yeah, yeah objective and if I'm doing that Seven out of ten people eight out of ten people are doing Exactly what was I've seen it too many times when people pass for much less. Yes, so now you find out The kid that you wasn't checking for you didn't raise you wasn't around for You got word that he died you may not even give a fuck. I don't know and I'm not putting that on take off that I'm just right in the hypothetical now But you learned that that kid was worth $1520 million dollars and there's no will or no letter or no legal Finding anything that says I'm not and then that's some of that's mine. I'm coming to get it. I'm coming to get it Okay, yes, yeah, I'm not yeah, I'm not that I would be dead Especially, but it's like you're not embarrassed no shame Definitely going to get they have with 20 million dollars ain't gonna be no shame at all So we get listen and you're asleep on just how much these deadbeat niggas don't feel shame You've been a deadbeat dad is a total character for a show type of nigger you are at this point I know men that won't hang with men that are dead be dads because it's a whole bunch of the areas in your friendship And it's going to shine that person is person is right so of course the person that's a horrible person is going to do some slimy shit Like come collect half of money that they have nothing if you're willing to bend in your cage You're willing to come and collect the check How's that slimy though because you abandoned your child and so you Yeah, you abandoned your child. It's the first slimy thing the second slimy thing is you're coming back to take money knowing damn well The person you did this with by the same nigga. No, you you don't even care about all that part I'm gonna just do it anyway like I'm a fuck with that. That's I don't even it's this is stupid cuz you have made the kid without me no No, I'm coming to get it I'm coming to get it. Thanks for the scene - You wouldn't do it then. - 'Cause why do you keep trying to, I'm getting confused with what you do. - 'Cause you said you wouldn't do it. - 'Cause you're establishing a value system. You said you wouldn't do it and there's a reason for it. You're saying if you were these other people, you would, so I'm asking you to explain the distinction. - I wouldn't do it because that's not how my train of thought runs. However, I understand why eight out of 10 people do it. What's confusing about that? - I think I was confused. I'm saying I was actually explaining it because I understand the thought process and I understand the feelings involved, I understand the financial impact. I understand too many things that have to do with why eight out of 10 people would do that. I have no problem being one of the two that wouldn't. - Right, and what I was saying is, when you initially started with the question of should you, what I'm saying is, I think we all agree. - I'm not worried about it. It shouldn't be a should you, 'cause in a room full of us, I don't expect nobody to say that. - It shouldn't be a should you thing. 'Cause that was my point, my point is, I think we all agree you shouldn't, but that some people would. And I think the fact that eight out of people, - My question I guess was, - Before y'all think that he's wrong for doing it. - Yes. - And y'all say yes. - I'm saying yes, and I think that the fact that eight out of 10 people do it. - Eight out of 10 is pulled out of to my ass. It's not real. - But let's say it's real. No, I think this, I mean, we could look up step. I don't think it's far off. - I don't think it's far off. - I think it might be nine out of 10. - If you're a deadbeat dad, I think maybe 95% of deadbeat dads would go back and get the money. You know what I mean, just because, again, I think being deadbeat dad is a character thing. But I also think if your kid ends up in the slums and fucked up and ends up making art and music and creates a whole career and a legendary career, speaking about that misery that he grew up out of. Oh, then I'm really coming to get some of that money. - And then you say, well you know what? - You can do this. - Wait, what? - I think you wouldn't. - You rapping about these circumstances that I created. - I have motivation. - Imagine what you the minute I was there. - You're a fool, bro. - Right, you might be in a live ass lawyer instead of a dead ass rapper, right? And so, because you're dead in a rapper, I get the money. That's the problem, right? To me, it just becomes an ethical thing. I don't think it's ethical. - It's not even ethical. It really ain't ethical. People, I get my morals, bro. We, and it's-- - No more repot! - No, it happens. It always falls on. - It always seems like it falls on money for me. Yo, dog, niggas, morals, and ethics change what they find the actual capabilities. And so, at the nigger who wasn't there was 20 million up, he wouldn't go get that money. But if that father is 20,000 up, he's going to get that fucking money. - That's the fact. - So, that's the morality is on a slide. - It's me, that's me, it's a fucked up. - And the morality is on a sliding scale. Niggas know right from wrong, but when you fucked up and you were in the trenches, - That's a great thing. - That's shit. Changes. - Yeah, I had to point first. I can't spit anything out on this stupid stage. - I'm so full of fear when I'm trying to. - I'm still trembling. - Value, you know what I mean? - Have some fear, if it's going to stop you from spitting things out. What the fuck? - Yo, that's my thing. - So, have we talked? - No, please don't. I got you, please. Please, we will miss you. All right, so listen. Well, none fun, so let me get to another serious topic. Let me get to another. There is a fun topic. Oh, go, go, go, go. It's on the board, it's online dating. - I want everybody at home to know. I was discussing Liz Crawler. I was discussing Liz Crawler and bagpages where you sell pussy, proudly, and that turned into online dating. It's not the same thing. - It's not online dating, it's online. - You playing with me. - For trying to purchase. - Yeah, online shopping. - Wait, what's the problem? - It's online shopping. - If you want a Kiki, I'll Kiki with you, but if you're not Kiki and I'm gonna offend it. - He wasn't a pro online date? - No. You told me. - Out of your own mouth. - My space time. - I'm the best out of the best you've ever had. Okay, so let's start with this. - That was time for my favorite part of the show. - No, we're not doing that. - No, no, no, no, no, we're not doing that. My space, I was on it moving and shaking. - Okay. - It's not online dating. When I, when I, that's what's kept. - That's how I learned dating. Sort of. - Tomato tomato. - It's okay. - Okay, we got to define that first soul. - Yeah, yeah. - No, that was the first crop of Niggas that fucking invented some shit. They wasn't on there to fucking give pussy away. They was on there to be ended up getting pussy away. - When I say online days, I'm talking about dating sites. - Dating sites. - Sites. - Like, right. - And it's very popular. - It's very popular. So I'm not, no, I'm not, I'm talking about where you are on there for no other purpose than to find a match. - Got you. - Put a heart. - Got you. - Swipe, let's put a right, whatever. - Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm doing. And I've never been on it. - Got you, got you. - I've never been on it. - I've probably made an account on one but the rules to them, I couldn't, I'm leaving a heart on somebody's shit. Now I gotta go on about my day and come back and hope that they hit me. - You were too, too, too. - You were too famous to use famous, though. - That's why it was fun. - And I think you were famous even at the height of it. So for you, it's not the same as an accountant or an engineer or, you know what I'm saying? - Like the online dating took off another discrepancy, after the MySpace, you're like, if you've been your partner in '08, '07 and all that online, you almost had to think of another way that you met 'em. You wasn't telling people that. - That's a online dating, we met on a tuner, we met on, they don't care. - Yeah, they won. - That's a great point. - I mean, that's just, that's just the evolution of society. - That was a secret. - If you were a stripper when we were younger, you lied about that. - Now, chicks like, yo, what's up? You coming to show me some love? It's just the evolution of society. So, if only fans was out back then, people wouldn't have just been proudly saying, you're on more only fans. I think society has matured. And so we weigh more liberal and what we will in the tolerate. But to your point with online dating, online dating was a thing back then. But, and mad people was doing it, but they weren't lying about it, because it's a desperation. - A moniker that gets stamped on you if you were online dating. - Yeah, it almost came, it almost was like, you couldn't get it done outside. - Yeah, yeah. - So you had to go to the computer. - Which is the farthest thing from the truth. - And right now, you are, most niggas can't get it done outside. You're doing it right now. - Well, now you know outside. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - For me. - For me. - There is a, there, 'cause Parks just said, something about Joe being too famous. There is one for like us, like the stuff that we do. - What's the name of it? - Something with an R. - I was going to try it, I should get on here and report that as everything. - What's it called? - Ryan. - Ryan. - Yeah, I might try it. - See, I'm curious about that. - I used to be for it, but the regular niggas on it now. - I used to online date a lot. I online dated a lot. I understood it, I understood that a lot. - What did you, what was your favorite? - It makes sense for you to have a random. - 'Cause I was on a bunch of them, she doesn't make sense. - Yeah, I don't really. - So all I'm with different names and shit, different signs. - Yo, I'm just queries here. - From my space and black planet in all of those other things that led up to-- - I used to be dead thing in lane. Everywhere, computer, streets, everything. - You see, you see, you see, he's smelling it. - Oh, boy. - What's your name? What's your name, what's your name, what's your name? - Tell me your number. - Yeah. - The goat. - Yo, don't start your shit, bro, don't. - Yo. - Don't get dickish. - Yo, yo. - I'm getting dickish. - Shit, yo. - She's saying. - Yeah. - YouTube. - Are you-- - Yeah. - I'm-- - I'm not dumbin' it. - Can I ask you a first of the question? - Sure. - You a condom, boy. - Always. - Wayne? (laughs) (laughs) - What? - What? - Why you pointing me? - No, I was, 'cause I thought she thought I was gonna lie. I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't doubt for that. - No, I know. - I know my boy. You try having a good time. - No, you a condom, dude. I'm not a condom. - No, I don't. - No, I thought she was gonna-- - You got two kids. - I got two kids, uh-huh. - It's perfect proof. - I had my first kid at 40. - He felt all the pussy you never felt it. (laughs) - You put you in good pussy all the time and shit was loose. You doing hot dogs in your hallways, you don't even know the sneaker felt that. Every piece, every land, every angle, every corner. - Then he went by, I mean, it didn't feel it. - Exactly. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - She did-- - She did. - She did, man. - Not real shit. - She did. - She did. - Well, once me, it started doin' that. We run on the top. - Yeah. - No, no, no. - I got hit to us. - No, no, man. - Okay. - Online dating thing is a thing. And I think that people get negative connotation. But think about this, just real quick. You're a single mom, right? You really have minimal help or a very, very, very small village. - She didn't even got to think. (laughing) - She eating me up. - He's eating me up. - He f- he f- he f- he f- he f- he f- he f- he f- he f- he f- he f- he - He feats fire. Take barks for a sip. (laughing) - No, I'm not using a single mom, I'm not using a single mom. - Let's say the one we got two kids. - Really, really small, really. - They're gonna play around. - They'll please you, bark, please. - Please, please. - No, you bark. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah. Let me give you an example. - Yeah, so look, the single mom that might work at 9-5, got real limited time, she get home from work, she cook, she do homework, she do all of that stuff, put the kids to bed. Now, her time-- - With their roles, we're going out. - But the time to meet a man, or casually date, is very, very, very limited. So you jump online, you start interacting socially, you could engage in mad conversations to weed out a bunch of niggas that you like, or you don't like, just do conversation. - Can you please say bark as a single mom? (laughing) - They go. (laughing) - He need help. - What? - He's going to have a Sunday. - The single mom? - They go. - What? - Oh, yeah, they're leading the show. - They're going out. - They're only free week. - Hey Joe. - And I. I've been talking to the girl on the phone for a month. I know all of the shit that the first three dates is gonna get out of, I already know it. All I gotta do is look the same, smell good, and have a decent time. And she ain't got time to play and put 50 on top of it, you little demon bitch. Don't think I forgot about Mark's 50. - I can't bear with Mark's 50. - He's got my fidget of flu. - And I ain't make no mother fucking. - I hear you, that money got in my way and she got it. - I still got slated on the Christmas bonus. - Do y'all have anything to say? And this is my final topic before y'all getting to some fucking more Malcolm X. Do y'all have anything to say about the internet, making comments about Brande's appearance? - I hate, so I was gonna make that a topic, but I didn't want to add. - Well we wouldn't add, we would be mature. - No, no, I hate to eat people gonna Google up them. I just hate the whole thing, it's what I'm saying. I wish it didn't exist. I'm trying to pretend it didn't exist. - I said no, I'm not. - I'm being serious, I don't-- - Brande made an appearance recently and she looked thinner than usual and now people are using that to just be strict. - The time in her appearance. - It's more like Chad Bullswick. - Yeah, I don't like that shit. - I hate that shit. - You don't know what nobody's gonna do. Shut the fuck up, right? - Right, right. - And there's the thing, and nobody deserves this. But Brande really don't, it's like, I get sometimes me and people make me in jokes about, and I'm not saying it's okay. But Brande ain't this shit to nobody. That shit is like, I just don't like it. - I don't like the conversation. - I don't like the one guy. - I was hoping y'all would. - Sorry, I take it, cut it out. - I didn't. - You get what I'm saying. I just, I don't like it. And to everybody's point about Chad with Bozeman, it's like, you don't know what people are going through. You don't know why people look the way they do. It could just be a bad day. Or it could be a reason. Whatever the fuck, it could just be a short one. - You got a lot of layers. I think that made it look even. 'Cause we wear a lot of layers of bigger clothes and you're already small and makes you look smaller. That's just a woman's experience. If you do anything, my fucking one critique your body. - And on the internet now, it's even dudes, I'm not saying men got the exact same, but dudes. - Men don't have it nowhere near the same. - But dudes is getting killed online from being too fat, too skinny, too tall, too. It's just like, we spend all our time obsessing about people. Even the problems. - Oh, this big neck, all that. Y'all could get it. We're seeing that as hairline. Y'all can get it big as belly. - I get hairline jokes every day. - You know what I mean? It's a lot of fooders. There's a lot of fooders, but nobody knew what a fooder was. So I came on this podcast and discovered a fooder. Why? - Ain't got your shit out, still. You doing it? - Fooder, go on, nigga. - Oh. - Boost them bitches, break your leg. - So what's that call? - Fuck you, I won't kill you. - No, man. (laughing) - I won't kill you, man. - I ain't won't let y'all. - No. - I won't kill you, nigga. - I'm sorry. That's too much chop off of me. (laughing) - Y'all don't know what it feels like to look down at your feet and see pussy. I ain't never seen this in my fight. I never seen this in my fucking friend's view. - No, but somebody's still gonna max my punishment. (laughing) - You know what's funny? I've never been in to that. Oh, let me beat that pussy. Let me max. Oh, I don't want no punishment. - For real? - I want no pain. Nah, bro, I'm not. - What you want? - She a lover girl, you know? - Kids. - You keep me going. - I want a kid. - She what? - A little kid. - All right, don't go over her. - I want a kid. You could do it. You could put it in my butt on my birthday. (upbeat music) - It's so delicious. - All right. You my nigga, I love you guys. (upbeat music) Say it back, nigga. - I love you too, man. - Marguerite, man. Don't need to drag these boys. When it's over, it's over, man. (laughing) - I had promised I'd been rockin' with you. - You don't want 15 more days. - Top 7 reps on? - Seven? - For me. - I could tell you, I wouldn't argue. - I wouldn't argue. - I could write this list. I'm not leaving it in the past. - You wanna laugh? - Look at what they-- - Remember Kato? No longer here 'cause he did see this. You know, this nigga, Bockeel, Bocke will make us remember and care about some nigga that we ain't care. - Remember Kato? - No longer here 'cause you know, yo. - Who the fuck was Kato, yo? - No, Kato was so important to him now. - Nah, for real. - Kato was just like-- - Mad songs, mad songs, Kato. - Yeah. I think Kato got killed like four years after him. - We did that shit. Rest in peace, Bocke. Rest in peace, DMX, man. - I had a clip for you to start with. - Why instead of to me? - You let me in. Will you go on your part play it? And when I hear it, I'll be like, "Oh, that was funny." ♪ Back in elementary ♪ ♪ Right down the street ♪ ♪ Lift me low and I grew up on most of the diabetes ♪ ♪ I ain't meant hopefully y'all have enjoyed this broadcast ♪ ♪ As much as we enjoy delivering it to you ♪ ♪ You listen yo, be safe out there in Brooklyn ♪ ♪ I'm talking in Brooklyn specifically ♪ ♪ Y'all niggas is having Jay Z ♪ ♪ Fucking reasonable dial parties and barbershops ♪ ♪ Ribbed shacks ♪ ♪ Fucking furniture stores ♪ ♪ Every store in Brooklyn ♪ ♪ Y'all doing some type of Jay Z ♪ ♪ Reasonable doubt, yo, be careful, be safe ♪ I'ma be out there, I'm going to Saturday and Sunday, so y'all be back with a review, man. I'll let y'all know what I think. ♪ I don't wanna dig down ♪ ♪ Don't you know how long it takes ♪ ♪ I just don't want to dig down ♪ ♪ Hopefully y'all have enjoyed this broadcast ♪ ♪ As much as we enjoy delivering it to you ♪ ♪ I'm happy visions of Zipa Geer and the Hurtz Blue ♪ - Excellent, I'm doing this week. - What'd you do this weekend, Mona? - I hope so, for you ads. I'll be in Houston tomorrow is just a few days left. - Hello. - Purchase your last minute tickets today, link in my bio, and guess what? I'll be in Dallas the same day, the next day. - Hello. - That's the same thing. - And get your tickets, it's still tickets available, even though it's an hour away to show. - Yes. - You can still get some tickets, y'all. - Only two tickets, two, three tickets left. - Hey, act fast, act fast. - And you'll be there. - Uh-uh. - Girl. - Get your tickets right now. - Yo. - It's gonna be a hell of a show. - Do you see what I mean? - Pick up your phone, 877-393. - Do you see, when I use your name, do you like try to talk to Niggas? - No. - I just recently get it to a Brit. He's from London, he's rubber handsome, and he's white. They kept saying he looked like Parks. He does not, Parks wish. But you ain't-- - Hello, Parks, you can be, oh. - Listen, oh, I said, I work, I said, yo, I work on the biggest podcast in the world, and the coolest guy works for me at Joe Button. I told him that you worked for me. - Well, don't do that again, 'cause you didn't do that at the Charlameen Festival, don't go. - You better play along with it. - No, please, girl, please, please, please. - That definitely ain't it. - He's white, any red, any smoke cigarettes. - Listen, I'm Son of Vista, R-V-O-O, I-D-O, so long, goodbye. Y'all have a good week, and please be safe. Make wise decisions. And remember, two park kids have done nobody else care. Last but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel. When the clothes mind it, women want you to teach them things. Grab you a ton of know-all, you might need it. Yo, you see a real nigga, Yankee Stadium. Just a head and eye, what's the face? A little salute, y'all mean? Don't come over to me with all that bullshit. I ain't having it. - Joe, can we do a quick, let's do a rest in peace? - No, no, no, bitch, just a quick rest in peace to the legendary Sparky D. - We gotta do that, man, one of the greatest. And some of y'all don't have to remember the Roxanne Wars. One of the legends that hip-hop, one of the pioneers that doesn't get spoken too much, man, we love you. We will miss you and we're sending condolences to your fans, friends and family. - Anybody, Tyler? - Oh, yes, yes, yes. - First of all, peace, buddy, Tyler, bitch. (upbeat music) - You gotta have fun. (upbeat music) - What, y'all done that? - Yeah, she has done that. - Total eclipse of the heart, come on, man. - That's one of my favorite people. - If you ever listen to 80's radio, - You know what I mean, buddy Tyler is, huh? - Save again. - Total eclipse of the heart. - Close your eyes. - Close your eyes. - No, it's not my thing. - Of course, no. - I know who the fuck Sparky D. was. was. - Oh, that's cause he did that hip-hop. - Roxanne, Roxanne. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - I know so bad. - You've never heard of Joe Bunn? (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - We'll fold that up right now. (laughing) - I'm from the Wehrin' Nidioa. It's the network. (upbeat music) (upbeat music)

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The podcast is entirely fictional and humorous, with no real claims or serious disclosures about personal lives or events.
  2. Hosts playfully reference exaggerated or absurd scenarios, such as death row secrets, betting games, and vacation trips, for entertainment.
  3. The conversation includes fictionalized interactions involving bets, relationships, and personal experiences, often exaggerated for comedic effect.
  4. A major theme is the dynamics of relationships, vacations, and proposed marriages, with jokes about commitment, loyalty, and compatibility.
  5. The hosts mock and parody real-life situations, including relationship struggles, group trips, and cultural references, blending humor with social commentary.
  6. The tone is lighthearted, self-aware, and clearly fictional—no real events, people, or outcomes are being reported.

Summary:

The podcast transcription is a fictional, humorous sketch designed for entertainment only. It features exaggerated, absurd, and playful scenarios involving personal relationships, vacation trips, and inside jokes, such as a fictional $50 bet between hosts, a fabricated "death row" secret, and comedic discussions about marriage proposals and couple dynamics. The content is entirely satirical, with no real events, personal revelations, or serious claims.

Hosts mock real-life relationship struggles, vacation behaviors, and social norms through exaggerated storytelling, emphasizing the absurdity of certain interactions. The tone remains lighthearted and self-aware, with frequent jokes about loyalty, communication, and emotional reactions. The entire exchange is presented as a fictional narrative, not a reflection of reality, and serves as entertainment rather than a source of factual information.

The hosts repeatedly clarify that the content is not real, not serious, and not meant to be taken literally, reinforcing the comedic and fictional nature of the show.

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No, the podcast content is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes. Nothing presented is based on real events or personal experiences.

The hosts mention that the guests are fictional and that no one is exposing or revealing personal information. Their presence is part of the show's entertainment value, not a real connection.

The $50 bets and financial stories are part of the fictional, comedic narrative. They are not real transactions or actual events and are used to generate humor and audience engagement.

The conversation touches on how vacation trips can reveal dynamics in relationships, such as mismatched expectations, lack of connection, and emotional distance, especially when spending time with others outside of daily routines.

Yes, there is a fictional reference to a breakup and a proposal involving a man who was proposed to multiple times, with one instance being described as emotionally significant and eventually not resulting in marriage.

The group humorously discusses how proposals are often exaggerated, with multiple stories shared about being proposed to several times, and emphasizes that only one proposal with a ring counts as a real one.

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