The podcast hosts engage in a humorous and candid discussion about the overuse of smart technology in modern life, dismissing it as unnecessary and overly complex. They argue that basic tools like an electric kettle are more practical than smart appliances, criticizing the trend as elitist and rooted in consumerism. The conversation expands to personal experiences, including a power outage that disrupted daily routines and exposed vulnerabilities in smart homes. Hosts share stories about family life, parenting, and relationships, emphasizing authenticity over technological convenience. They also touch on domestic disputes and phone-related incidents, highlighting the emotional and psychological risks of confrontations over devices. Amid the playful tone, there’s a deeper reflection on privacy, trust, and personal boundaries—particularly in intimate settings like homes or relationships. The hosts stress the importance of emotional intelligence and real human connection, warning against over-reliance on technology. They conclude with a strong emphasis on personal responsibility, suggesting that people should prioritize real-world experiences and emotional safety over digital convenience. While the content is light-hearted and satirical, it subtly critiques modern trends and promotes grounded, human-centered living. The hosts remain committed to maintaining a balance between entertainment and awareness, avoiding judgment while still questioning societal norms around technology and personal relationships.
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only.
I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real.
No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves.
Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home.
We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart, or our own.
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Yo, this technology is getting out of hand, man.
Nah, we don't do that.
We don't need a smart tea maker.
Electric kettle, baby.
Boil the fucking water on the stove, man, and dip the bag in there.
Why do we need to get the weather on the tea maker?
Electric kettle, man.
I don't need Bluetooth to make tea.
At all.
Fancy-ass tea maker.
Everything don't need to be smart.
This is the evolution.
There's my fridge and my toilet. That's all I need.
You don't need a smart fridge either, yo.
That's just elitism.
That's just bullshit.
I mean, you kind of do.
Why?
Shit, because you just said you got one.
It helps.
Well, I don't have one because I don't need one.
But you always think that to you.
You didn't think you needed a smart toilet.
Now you can't live without it.
I don't need a smart toilet.
Shit.
Actually, I bought one too many.
Oh, no.
No, he learned.
I don't need no smart toilet.
Oh, shit.
At all.
Hey, Mark, remember you said your power went out?
Yeah.
That means your toilet don't work.
That sucks.
Oh, I didn't know that.
You can't manually. You can't manually do shit, but piss on the floor.
Oh, shit.
You fucked up.
And my bowel movement is faster than the smart technology to lift the thing.
Man, I'm already peeing everywhere.
They ain't got time for this shit.
But it's beautiful opening up while I'm peeing everywhere.
Oh, it's lovely.
It's my wife's, really.
I just sneak and use it when she's not around.
What do we really need smart?
Phones.
Phone for sure.
That's it.
And even that's debatable.
I mean, honestly, I kind of wish that they made like an Apple phone that was dumb.
Yeah, we don't need the phones like that.
Yes, we do.
Audience, listen.
Slow news day.
Word.
Grab your tinfoil.
Oh, yeah.
We hear the deck.
Slow news day.
Ish is still on vacation, unbeknownst to me.
I had no idea.
I'm ready to work with whoever the fuck is going to work.
You still look sad, by the way.
Who?
This morning when I said, yo, Ish isn't coming in again, I can sort of drop in your face again.
Wait, you told him that Ish wasn't coming in?
Yeah, he doesn't pay attention.
You don't know who he is.
You don't pay attention.
Ish told me he was going on vacation.
Stupid me think that that means you're going to miss a pod.
Right.
But you entirely. We're not entitled podcasters.
For y'all, that means. Also known as workers.
For y'all, that means miss a few pods, which is like longer than a week.
My vacations are normally restricted to places that are two and three hours away, so I can
make it back here just in case some news breaks, in case the people need me.
You guys, when y'all go, y'all go.
But I'm not comparing.
Yeah, I was about to say, because when the funds come in from the subscriptions. I'm not comparing.
I'm not comparing.
So Ish will be back.
Grab your tinfoil.
So we're going to have to. Also, you lied to us, Joe.
This is the thing, because you talk about us, but when I negotiate, I'm not getting into
contract stuff, but when I first started working here, I met with you personally, then I met
with Ian, and y'all both told me the same thing.
The workday starts early, we get in and out, first episode will be done by two o'clock.
You'll be home by. We'll be out of here by five or six o'clock, so it's no problem at all.
I was like, word?
That was never the case.
They got him.
So my dumb ass. I asked a couple people that worked here at the time, and they were all like, nah, it'd
be later.
It'd be like eight, nine o'clock.
And I was like, nah, that's too big of a gap.
And Joe wouldn't lie to me.
We used to get out of here like seven-ish.
Yes.
But that's different than what he told me.
That still ain't what they say.
That's true.
And that is still one of my shortcomings.
Lying?
Lying to a negotiation?
I may lie when I want something.
May.
I may.
I may not.
It depends on the move.
What's the vibe?
What's happening?
Mark came at a time where, yeah, yeah, I'm going to shoot this lie out.
I'm going to tell this nigga whatever he need to hear.
I'm going to shoot this lie out of you.
I mean. He was moving from Philly to Jersey.
The least I could do was lie to him.
Make him think it was sweet.
The worst thing I could do is remove any glimmer of hope that he may have had in coming to
the workplace.
I'm a big fan of hope.
Hope says.
There's a lot of lies around here that keep hope alive.
That's true.
Anyway, glad to have you.
You've really been a crucial part of the team.
Hey, there's another crucial part of the team right there.
What's up, baby?
What up, baby?
There's another crucial part of the team.
I love that shirt too, man.
I love the lines a lot, boy.
That's why.
You fell for mine too.
That's why we're here.
Speaking of fell.
Speaking of fell.
We fell.
Yeah, I was watching your page.
Wait, hold up, Mark.
I got to see what that meant.
Oh.
You know what that mean, boy.
I fell for your lines.
We don't have to get into that.
You got them?
You got them?
You got them, boys?
Look.
You got them?
Me?
No, no, no.
I didn't get them yet.
But me and you here, I tried to get them at one point.
It's like a back and forth.
But I learned.
You taught me.
I'm chilling.
Hey, I still got one for you, but you taught me.
I don't know.
The last two times you taught me, boy.
The last two times.
You up.
You up.
You warned me too.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You warned me right there.
Hey, yo.
You getting bad shit off?
I'm going to win this game.
You got it.
You up too.
I got two for you, boy.
I got two.
You got two cooking?
Oh.
Well, it's good to see you.
I'm happy to be here.
What's up, y'all?
What's up, man?
What's good?
Speaking of Phil, I was watching your footage on your page, and this young woman seemed
to have fallen right in front of you.
Oh, of course.
Yeah, yeah.
You know that.
Of course.
I mean, that happens.
That happens.
When you are. Let me see.
Did you see this video?
When you're a great presence.
I see everything, Mark.
Oh, I thought you were going to say you're beautiful.
No, I'm a protector.
Are you familiar with the young woman, Mark?
No.
Oh.
As soon as I saw the video, I turned.
So then you're not having as much fun with this young woman?
No, I'm not having as much fun with this as you're supposed to have.
Are you familiar with this young woman?
This is called Alley Oak.
Yes.
I'm just throwing it up in the air.
Oh, I'm not catching that.
I'm not catching that one.
I have no idea who that woman is.
Harlem Globedrive.
Sweet Georgia Brown.
Nah, I'm cool.
I'm cool with that.
I'm just being a citizen, man.
Just helping people.
That's what I know you for.
That's admirable.
Yeah.
You are a citizen.
You're a good dude.
You are a citizen.
White women were scared of. The fireworks and. You protected them.
She was a black protector, yeah.
So, yeah.
You kept her safe.
Well, I don't know.
There was some shots going on.
She was on her own.
She got shot.
But yeah, I was just being there, just standing there, man.
That's all.
Oh, okay.
Hands to myself, looking straight ahead.
Naturally.
And, you know, being careful.
Yeah, I'll be a laptop man.
Committed married man.
That's the right thing to do.
That's all you can do.
Yeah.
But you got to keep people safe.
That's true.
My wife checked me on that, too.
I bet she did.
Like, listen.
Ever since we got on here,
we started talking about our significant others
and names and stuff.
And, you know.
Because we just sending her the shit.
So, I'm on the phone with her talking about,
you know, everything is all right.
Everything is good.
I'm not going to get exposed for nothing.
That young lady was drunk.
And, you know, she just was looking for a place.
Blame it on the alcohol.
Shelter.
Shelter, yeah.
Got to blame it on the alcohol.
That's what happened.
Hey, you see that video?
What better part of shelter than. I didn't see that video.
Did you see that video?
The back side of Flip's t-shirt.
That seems like a safe place to be.
Hey, yo.
No, I had to talk to her.
I bet you did.
I usually don't check in with. That's what you went back in with?
What do you mean?
I usually don't check. He's got time.
I usually don't check in with my wife
when it comes to content I do.
But for some reason,
when I kept seeing the comments,
wife, wife, wife,
I said, let me give her a call.
Hey, there's this video.
Oh, after it was out.
No, she said, I got it.
She said, I saw it already.
And then we discussed it.
And then. Then we discussed it.
We discussed it.
You gained understanding.
A little bit of straightening.
A little straightening.
I did, I did.
But the video's still up.
It is.
I mean, it's all in the sake of content.
Content is content, man.
I'm here trying to build and try to,
you know, continue. Have you ever had a piece of. C.O.M.
Have you ever had a piece of content
that you was like,
I can't put this up
because of how it'll come off?
C. what?
C.O.M.
Content over what?
Money?
Marriage.
Marriage.
Yeah, there was a couple before.
Nah, actually, nah, man.
I ran a tight ship at one point.
You know what I'm saying?
They were calling me Mr. Why'd you say at one point, though?
What happened?
They were calling me Mr. Flip in the house.
I'll get to that later.
But, um. What happened?
It's not the same no more?
No, no, no.
She don't play ever since this podcast, man.
This podcast gave people freedom of thought.
Us!
Freedom of expression.
Freedom of thought.
That's what folks want to express themselves, man.
Oh, God.
My girl keep asking for five wives to come back.
Sit tight.
I can't wait for that, man.
That's going to be a good comeback.
Same.
Relax.
Relax.
You're going to be there.
Oh, for sure.
So many cheers.
You're going to be there not saying a fucking thing about nothing, him and his fucking beautiful
wife.
Peaceful relationship.
If Free's going to tell the truth, me and him.
I mean. See, he keep trying to give you what he wants.
That's the move.
If Free's going to tell the truth, me and him, the two men is taking the greatness.
But he's not.
I'm fair.
But he's not.
I'll just give you a couple weeks head start.
We'll come up with some lies.
Yeah.
Oh, well, start.
Yeah, folks.
We need to spice it up.
I'm willing to guest host again.
And we'll add. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, oh, oh, stop right there.
Are you bringing the great doctor with you?
Yes.
Y'all done started the Power Wives without us.
Exactly.
Might as well bring it in here.
Special episode.
Y'all are ruining my hit show so much,
I spent four for July fucking profiling Corey and his girl.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm looking at these two motherfuckers.
She's got something.
Yo, Corey and his girl, I would pay for that.
Yo.
Yo, Corey, I'll pay for you a couple of Power Wives.
Actually, that should be a separate show just called Corey and his girl.
Oh, man.
Anyway, Corey and his girl asked for a Wive.
well done steak no she didn't no she didn't what's wrong with that many things a lot of
listen nobody cares about that medium red and all that shit y'all gotta be medium i'm shocked
that you're well there's many things wrong with it but i mean her palate is her palate that's true
you now responsible for her palate yes that's your palate that's yeah that other flavor in
well done steak yes yeah burn yeah the same flavor usually usually ketchup people that
have you ever had all nasty all the time it's just the texture is all off yo if you're listening
to this and you like well done steak turn this shit off go about your business yo this ain't
the part go listen to something else unfortunately i can't go anywhere nigga i like well done well
done everything nigga facts and i'm not going anywhere but you eat like a 12 year old it don't
matter yeah that's crazy like a kid medium rare rare that red shit coming i think it's he puts
on bloody days that's why you freaks i don't do that either you i don't do that but i know it's
dudes in here that do it you used to get crazy i know it's dudes in this room that do it i don't
think there's dudes it's 100 percent dude they eat it on a bloody day not on a regular but you've
done it that half yeah yeah oh the half i'm gonna say that that's something we have done everything
no no knowingly yes yes yeah i knew it what's wrong with a little strawberry
oh
see i knew i knew that niggas running red lights i knew they were among us that's not running red
lights that's not running the red light that's a different level wait no they're among us too
oh i've run a red light everybody now i want one of you niggas to lie and say you haven't
no do it joe have you run a red light the last 12 months no i don't believe i haven't been a red
light in the last 12 years i haven't been a red light he'll gain understanding i'll be 46 i haven't
done this in the last 26 years the moving you're not running red light you're running red lights
less on the movie we barely
and that's why you're in the running the red light
since i've been getting one chance
hey let me shut up hey i'm awesome he'll be here tomorrow
it's fucked up it's no it's fucked up yeah no i gotta step up yeah no no i gotta step up i know
i gotta make a change it's me how the grade is going it's me that's what i'm saying what's the
report card look like she's been kind of a plus in this shit oh okay she got it she's been she's
been kind of fourth of july she smoked that shit the day after smoked it yeah i gotta step up yeah
what grade would she give you that's a very good question i haven't asked but what do you think
a minus you lost the dog
let's start there ain't got attacked by the dog yeah a minus you think she'd give you a minus
100 okay for every day yeah i know it's a joke on here and it's your shtick and i don't want to
hyper focus on it but it is funny uh i'm kind of that nigga on the live with you tip but do she
think that though i'm telling you something no i hear you but it's another size it's another story
it's muscle memory i just gotta get back in my in my bag which is uh i'm just like 24 hour
concierge i don't believe that to be true i can't imagine that at all that's what it is it's tough
what should be in the future you wake up you wake up at three in the morning thinking you can scratch
your leg or pay your body some money and she wake up oh no i got a headache can you rub my head
hey could you lay your whole elbow across my head for the pressure it is like oh my god but i'm
killing this sht ask her okay no we won't we'll find out we'll ask her if you say her name three
times you won't even have to leave your seat yo remember free before i left we watching some damn
they will hey i just wanted the people to know i'm gonna be respectful because i have to but ever
since uh og is in town my man joe was out of here quickly don't congregate and nothing you don't
walk around maybe i'm faster than me faster than us nigga hey yo ever since your man ish if he was
here he would have been here longer than joe nigga yeah joe didn't even say goodbye that nigga was
out before freezing i and and i don't know my nigga i had to go you had to get no fucking home
you want a tight leash yeah yeah it's good though right feels good for now it's good for him yeah
i'm having a blast yeah i'm sorry more of you don't enjoy being home with your partner
his home condition is a little bit different from ours so you gotta do that it's all right
oh shit
yeah no that was good shit joseph are you what time you're going to be home for get your ass in
the house nigga slap the shit out of you right it's true you're right you're right oh man you
can drive the cars more though are you gonna drive the cars more flip this nigga been running errands
grocery shopping this nigga said mark you need anything i'm going to costco i ain't never heard
joe ask me if i needed shit in my life i'm glad that joel are happy to grab oh man shout out to
you and we're glad that you're having a blast i'm glad you're having a blast i'm glad you're having a blast
i'm glad you're having a um concierge because that's what matters he looks happy yeah you look
something i don't know he could he looks something i know i got here 10 he was here already yo god
damn well i'm normally early not that i'm normally early not that early early shout out to my baby
shout out to all the happy couples out there you know what i mean always for the ladies always for
the ladies
you
Ain't nobody who can love me like you do Ain't no reason that I'll ever be untrue
There's no need for me to show up I can't find the reason why
Ain't nobody who can love me like you do I was always the one who needed help
Shout out to whoever you might be listening from
Big Jersey, Big Jersey, New York City, what up?
Shout out to all the fans that got us on the big screen and shit
Shout out to y'all, we appreciate it
Now I'm falling in love and I can't get enough
Everybody in the cars, everybody home for the summer
Ain't nobody who can love me like you do
Ain't no reason that I'll ever be untrue
Did they let you in on streaming universities?
No
No, no, no
What the fuck is wrong with that, man?
No, I didn't sign up for streaming universities
Oh, okay
But, I gotta let someone else
Alright
You listening?
I don't know, it's a surprise, but I got something
I'll be going for a while
You niggas always got a fucking surprise
You have to with niggas like you, nigga
Cause you a fan
What?
Kind, loving soul?
Nah, I don't know
Kind, compassion, compassionate
You find something out, nigga, like you like me
Hey, yo, hey, Flip, guess what?
I heard what you about to do
I'm good, homie, I learned my lesson
That's horrible
You big niggas in a punch, boy
Shout out to our brother Ish, wherever he's at, man
Portugal, France
Somewhere
Somewhere, you know him
Somewhere, Barbados
Arugula
Michigan
This nigga said Arugula?
Yeah
He did, he did
He did, he did
Let it go
Aruba
I made Arugula
But Arugula's nice, too
Curaçao
Hey, buddy, Hawaii, hey, buddy, the UK
I can't even pretend I've been sleeping
What a day at my place
Both of our bodies cheating
So I'll wait
Help your shit
Makes me want a garbage bag
Do what?
Do what?
Do what I'm asking for
Do what?
Do what?
Do what I'm asking for
Whatever you want to do
Whatever you have been in store for me, girl
Whatever you have been in store for me, girl
It's looking like one of those nights
Where we don't care, no
We know what you have been in store for me, girl
Whatever you have been in store for me, girl
Baby, I'm anxious
I'm trying to focus
Will I be able to take this?
We both know
We want to be real
We want to go to the night
We go down to the night
We say, oh, we want to be real
1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2
classic i need to go to melody one of these days just to pop my head in and see what's going on in
there just talking about when we out let's go i got no plans making my birthday plans
Listen, there's two types of people in the world.
There's those that are humble and those that are about to be humble.
Okay.
So I walked in Tom Ford like my dick was big again.
Oh, they humbled you.
And I went in there and I got the Parks special.
Okay.
I got the Parks blazer, the pant, the tie, the shirt, and crystal.
Shout out to Crystal at Tom Ford.
She was like, yo, I'll go and get these black studs.
And you can put those on the buttons.
That's where they get you.
And they can sew them in.
About seven days.
I said, yeah, nah, black studs.
Oh, that's lit.
They got me on the same shit, Neiman's.
Not Neiman's.
Wherever the fuck I was at.
I said, yo, that's way better than buttons.
Yeah.
I tried them on.
Bergdorf, that's where they got me.
Bergdorf.
I tried them on.
I said, I'll take it.
Yeah.
Then she went and rang it all up.
$10,000 for those things.
I got pearl joints.
They were about seven, eight.
For three little studs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got me.
I was like, hey, listen, I'm going to go on Amazon and find me the studs.
And you could delete that.
That look like these.
Off of there.
But not these.
Exactly.
And on that note, bring the chorus in.
That's what I guess you want.
Couplings.
Man, I'm not playing with them people.
Hell no.
They were nice studs.
But I mean.
I should be able to find those in Claire's.
Not Claire's.
That ass.
Claire's studs is crazy.
Nah, got to let it rock.
Got to let it rock.
You know what I mean?
There's a few niggas going through breakups out there.
You might need it.
Hey.
Yes, you did.
Oh, baby.
Your babyness, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Shade and fix your baby.
I'm emotional.
I'm so deep in love.
It's emotional.
It's emotional.
It's emotional.
I'm emotional.
I'm emotional.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Who is that?
It's Mark to my head.
I'm from the Weber Nitty era.
It's the network.
What episode is this?
944.
Welcome to episode 944 of the J.B.P. Joe Budden podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, extremely happy to be here.
Host Joe Budden here with some really amazing people to my right.
You know the fucking vibe.
Stop playing with them.
Queens get the money.
Fresh back from out of town.
Queen's Flip is in the building.
Flip, how you doing, man?
I'm good, man.
I feel good.
What's up, man?
Happy to be home.
Don't sound so sad, bro.
No, I'm happy.
There we go.
There we go.
Make some noise for Flip being back in this bitch, man.
What the fuck they talking about?
Yeah, man.
Yeah, stop playing.
There was a lot of think pieces out there.
We got it done.
Oh, they was running up on me in the streets.
Yo, where Flip going?
Yeah, nigga, that's me too.
I swear to God.
Nowhere.
That's what I told you.
I was like, yo, he ain't going nowhere, yo.
Yeah, T.I. really close.
He close the deal for you.
I ain't looking at you.
Ain't nothing close to deal for me.
Chill out, man.
Next to Flip.
Come on, man.
Wide awake for the time being.
It's a Tuesday.
I'm here almost all show.
Philadelphia.
Oh, that's horrible.
That's crazy.
Philadelphia is fine.
It's our good brother, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in the building.
Mark, how you doing, man?
I'm okay.
What's up, Mark?
What's up?
What's happening?
Everything good.
Just okay.
What Malcolm do?
I couldn't tell you.
I haven't had powers.
I was kind of joking about you losing.
I didn't get power on Friday.
That's how the universe work.
When I got home that day, I had no power.
And I didn't get power back until like yesterday.
I was going all weekend with no electricity, no nothing.
And I had my son by myself.
So it's been a little bit exhausting.
My wife.
Those that are humble.
Yeah.
And those that are about to be.
My wife was at our studio staying there because she's finishing her book.
So I said, just take the end of the week.
And I remember I was even joking about that like one time to myself.
Yeah, that shit different when you ain't got power.
Why didn't you just go where she was at?
Huh?
I'm saying she had power.
I didn't want to disturb her.
Not that if I went over there and disturbed her.
Plus, you know, it's a two bedroom.
Okay.
That's not a lot of space.
So I found.
For two people?
Three people.
Children of people too, Joe.
Okay.
And it's a studio.
So some of the rooms you can't use.
Because I don't want to mess up the aesthetics.
Oh, that's true.
That's on a gang.
Yeah.
So I went and got a hotel for the weekend with my son.
I know that trick.
Hey, Miko, you were going to the hotel?
Nah.
Hey, what's wrong with you, man?
Yeah, what do you need power for?
You don't even watch porn.
The hotel with your kid when they're too young to give up really the details of what's going on.
Nah, that's when some prime time.
Shenanigans.
Connectivity was happening.
I do neither connectivity nor shenanigans.
But also, this nigga's four now.
Even if I wasn't on that type of time, he would tell.
He can tell a little bit.
Oh, yeah.
In two languages.
He talks.
He talks.
He reads well.
It ain't hard to get a good creep nut with, like, such an active child.
Like, he ain't going to leave you for four.
He'll play with some knives in the corner.
Your kid going to snitch on you in Spanish.
Right.
Exactly.
Nah, but it was good, though.
It was good to get away from the mess.
But I didn't realize Jersey was so fucked up, man.
Like, in Philly, if a tree falls, they fix your shit in, like, two hours.
In New York, same thing.
In Jersey, my shit was out all weekend.
Yeah.
That sucks.
It was fucked up.
That's the thing about that part of Jersey.
That a tree is going to fall on a power line.
Yeah.
And it's going to be there for a minute, too.
They're not coming right out over there.
Actually, I've been hearing a lot of stories recently from homeowners about trees falling
on their property.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It's fucked up.
Depending on how you look at it.
Yeah, but.
I know some homeowners that got their shit.
Oh, yeah.
For sure.
For sure.
Now, you're inconvenienced for.
That's what I'm talking about.
Just that one.
Four to six months.
Yeah, but a good couple 70, 80 days.
It's worth it on the back end.
On a rebound.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
A lot of people that's getting their whole crib paid off.
Facts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But sorry if you're going through that.
You were saying what?
Yeah, no, my shit worked out good.
And Parks, thank you on Sunday because I thought I was going to have no power for a third day,
so I went to Philly.
Okay.
And I took all your barbecue and tips and recipes.
And I made a mess.
Me and my son-in-law made a bunch of barbecue.
Nice.
And killed it.
So I'm going to make some for y'all.
That's going to be my thing because no one else will bring any up.
As long as it's y'all, except that it's no pork, I got y'all.
Y'all hear that?
I did.
I heard it.
I heard it.
And I'm cool with it.
Yeah, Mark.
We good, yo.
You don't want my barbecue?
We good.
You eat the white man's pork?
No, I don't.
You trying to dunk me?
I don't eat that video show.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
We good, champ.
Once I went to your house for the kickback and nothing was prepared by you, it spoke.
Yeah, it spoke.
And I love that food.
That food was great.
It really was.
Yeah, but you got to make something.
Something.
A dip, a deviled egg, something.
You know, I'm going to source everything.
This is what I do.
I'm going to do it because I was going to do a barbecue at the end of the summer anyway
at my house.
Now I'll invite y'all.
And y'all can have, I'll make the barbecue and y'all can have it.
Y'all can taste it.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Okay, we'll be there.
Holding you to it.
We'll be there.
Awesome.
For sure.
All right, Elizabeth's finest, Mr. Take It For Themself, Mr. Bearass.
Big Freeze in the building.
What up, what up, what up?
How you doing, man?
How was your weekend?
You are looking extra clean shaved today.
You look good.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
My weekend was cool.
Quiet.
They waxed your head too?
Huh?
You going to do the wax on the head?
Nah, nah.
That's too far.
My barber take care of that.
Oh, okay.
What you did, Freeze?
What you did?
Didn't y'all go away?
And the eyebrows.
Didn't you and your lady not go away?
No, they went away.
Wait, but you said you was going.
And then I stayed home.
Oh, you dodged?
I dodged.
I told y'all I was trying to find a way to dodge.
I did it.
I did it.
From the rain?
I did it.
I dodged.
So I had an entire weekend to myself until Sunday.
What?
What you did?
Spankathon.
Any thoughts, gentlemen?
It was a spankathon.
Pretty much.
Pretty much.
Shit with the door open.
I know the vibes.
Yo, a spankathon.
A spankathon, for sure.
I'm trying to figure out when that happens now.
Oh, vacations.
Cheeky.
Yeah, it's a dub, son.
Yeah.
It's a dub.
You got to sneak it in.
Don't get caught, though.
You get yourself a favorite band.
I don't want a bathroom.
That's a horrible place.
That's the only place you can do it.
Yeah.
You get yourself a primary bathroom, make that your spot, and then you got to put a little
feng shui in it.
Hey, dudes at home that live with their girl, man.
Chat.
Leave it in the comments.
When do you get to spanking?
When she go to work.
Without her.
When she not there.
Or when she go to sleep.
That's the best time.
You got to be careful with that one.
No, you got to be careful with that one.
I'll get stabbed.
You get stabbed.
Yeah, you can't do that one.
You got to be careful with the sleep one, because don't wake up.
Oh, I go down two floors.
Oh, you leave.
Oh, okay, okay.
You know that basement where y'all was sitting?
As I was saying, I realized, yeah, that one, yeah, that's fine.
I felt like such a creep trying to time out the dog walk.
Oh, shit.
You looking for the dog walk?
I was like, yo, I think I can get this off.
I might get this, but it's going to be cutting it close.
And then you're all, man, you don't want her to come back right before you, you know what I mean?
Oh, you look crazy.
She walking with the dog on a leash, you just sitting there.
Yeah, yeah.
And then on the Joe Budnister moments, that'll be exactly when I put some shit in my eye.
Now, I can't, can't.
Now you're trying to wreck it out, man.
Anyway, Elmira's finest, Big Parks is in the building.
Parks, how you doing, man?
I'm good, man.
I was upstate for the fourth.
I cooked out.
My parents have central air, but not in the room I stay in.
So I really went like three straight days without AC.
So I was in the Stone Ages for the weekend, but I had a good time.
Nonetheless.
Yo, the bars in New York State, up there, they're open till one usually.
But because of the World Cup, all the bars are allowed to stay open till four.
Oh.
My people just bought a bar out there that we used to go to all the time.
So shout out to B Hall and them.
And it was like two o'clock in the morning.
I'm like, oh, they just wilding.
Like, fuck it.
And then my man was like, no, they can stay up till four because of the World Cup.
You got fucked up all weekend.
Yeah, kind of.
But we left it like two.
Ain't no reason to be outside after two anywhere.
Sorry, USA.
Yeah, it was.
It does.
Belt the ass.
They got the ass.
I was about to turn on the game.
Then I looked at the score.
I was like, all right.
Yep, same shit.
I looked at the score.
Sorry, no, man.
Yo, so you never had that talk with your old man that you grew up.
You need some air in the room.
Yeah, I didn't breeze over it.
I was going, you try to rush to the bar.
Yeah, you got to have that.
That might have been my talk on the Rolex exchange.
Now that I did this.
Listen, old man.
You see?
I need some air in this room now.
Yeah, you're right.
Well, the problem is they get the house painted like a year ago.
And the dudes painted all the windows shut in the house.
And there's like a bazillion windows.
So they got to come have someone reopen all them shit.
So I couldn't put the window shit in there.
Oh, damn.
Yikes.
So, yeah.
Wow.
Old house shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But you got a lot of money.
Go fix it up.
Thanks for that advice, Flip.
Yeah.
I'm going to do it in my mom's house, man.
Make sure you fix it, man.
But they don't sleep in that room.
So it's not really an issue for them.
Now let me beat you to it, champ.
Poe is here.
Corey is here.
Erickson is here.
Tanner and Stavon are here by remote last.
But most certainly not least, each and every one of you very important people out there
are here.
Indeed.
All right.
Joe, but real quick.
What did you do?
Is that your word?
Yeah, word.
I went to Acme to get some crab legs.
OK.
You went yourself.
You went.
You went yourself.
No, me and my baby went.
We went.
I don't know why y'all think anything is so funny.
I like that.
Well, speaking of the places where you could have the spank-a-thon, I guess you could fucking
go out dolo in the car and get it done if you had to.
I'm not taking it back to fucking.
That's a charge.
That's a charge.
That is a charge.
Yeah.
Can you imagine?
Nigga, we'd be in the bottom of our seats again.
Oh, my God.
What up, y'all?
It's Queen Flip from the Joe Wood podcast.
Exactly.
Could you imagine?
Shit, that was 05 for me.
When the car was the go-to.
Oh.
I've never done that.
Go.
Go in the back of the parking lot.
You have to.
All the way in the back of the parking lot.
Are you serious?
Yes.
And face them so you could see.
Yeah.
It's a charge, Mark.
You know that.
I can see why.
He got the fucking limo with the limo tint shit.
He got fucking.
You good, my nigga?
Good.
Put the curtains up.
Your driver would be mad.
Yeah, but you know, Joe, you probably loud as shit in the car.
The car would be, what the fuck going on?
Hold the car, shake it.
Hold on.
What's up?
What's up?
What the fuck?
No.
Deces too much.
I'm about to say, so just look straight.
Yo.
When that shit's going on, he just drive by your house and goes straight.
He'd be like, so don't you got a prayer or something?
That's how you time it.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
See more crab legs.
Yeah.
All right, so I went to fucking Whole Foods to get some crab legs.
They don't steam them.
Cool.
Got them anyway.
Then I went to Acme, got some jumbo snow crab legs.
They steamed them up.
I got seven pounds.
Thought that would be enough.
Got back to the house.
It was a house full of kids.
We ate four pounds of them.
Then I went back and got some more crab legs and shit, and then we went back.
That's all you had was crab legs?
No.
Oh, okay.
No, we had other shit.
Oh, okay.
But the crab legs is what I kept running back for.
We did the bulk of the shopping in the morning, shouted my baby.
We came, and it was kicking.
Oh, shit.
That was the third time.
I told you, niggas.
I told you, niggas.
Oh, my God.
She's getting to shout at me.
Sade, real quick.
What would you grade?
Yeah, yeah, please.
Come over here, because they're having a blast.
Sade, what would you grade?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not that.
It's not that type of party.
And I told you, there's enough of these outfits.
Come on.
Oh, shit.
On the mic, we're with him.
We just want to see a grade.
That's it.
Behind the couch.
Behind the couch.
Me and Ice don't play.
Behind the couch.
Y'all play that shit?
Yeah.
Hey, neck up.
Neck up, girl.
Stop adding.
Thank you.
Stop adding.
I have an ice to it, because this girl be on there looking good.
Hello.
Talk about it.
Hello.
Shut up.
Show that shit, baby.
Show it.
Show it.
Well, you ain't.
Come on.
They want to know what grade.
I said overall, or like day by day?
The mic, the mic, the mic.
And Sade, I just want to tell you, he gave you a C plus the first day.
All right, listen, overall, or he gave what?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
No, he said he bet an A.
Except for one day.
No, the first day was an A.
He said a C plus, then an A, right?
No, you crazy.
But then he said it's been A ever since.
And then a C plus.
My bad.
Oh, I got the C plus because of Bentley?
I think it was a dog-related C plus.
You know what?
If you leave the dog alone, he's going to leave you alone.
Joe loves animals, so he keeps trying to come over there grabbing him, doing all the extra
Joe shit.
He don't like that shit.
He's a twaddle.
And the dog is like, leave me alone.
I'm trying to protect my mom.
Right.
But no, but then he came on here and was fake.
This is helpful.
Okay, so the first day was a good day, but?
But?
Mm-hmm.
No, no, no.
Let her talk.
Let her talk.
We don't interrupt women.
Let her talk.
He's used to being in the house by himself, so I had to tell him, bring your ass out the
room and help us put this stuff away.
Okay.
Because he was like, what?
I'm just here watching TV.
No, no, no.
You're going to come out here and put this stuff away.
That's not the way we heard that at all.
That story was so different.
He described himself as a concierge 24 hours.
He lies.
I keep trying to tell you guys he's a liar.
No, he doesn't.
Yo, I've been a 24-hour concierge.
I've been just helping and scratching and moving and lifting.
That's how he's described it, yeah.
He brought the dog outside one time, and I've been here about a week.
So what would you say the grade is about?
Yeah, yeah.
What's the letter grade?
I would give him an A- overall.
Okay.
That's good.
That's good.
Okay.
He did say, I ain't going to hold you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I would give him an A- overall, yeah.
Shout out to Sade.
Was there any days that were like a C?
Yes.
All right.
And we are back to the Joe Budden podcast.
Joe Budden Sade podcast.
I am Joe Budden.
Enough of that.
He tried to, what Sade got, he tried to block.
He tried to fix it.
All of a sudden, that's Scolio.
What you got, Scolio?
That shit cleared up quick.
It cleared up quick.
Yo, y'all are fucking stupid, man.
Yo, y'all are nuts, man.
That was fire, y'all on the same page like that.
Yeah, that was real good.
You said that.
We joking, but that was fire.
At first, I thought you was a dog.
That's why I ran over there to laugh, nigga.
I was going to have a time, but that was good.
He said A-.
He said A-.
He said A-.
He did say that.
And that wasn't rehearsed, right?
I just want to make sure.
No.
Okay.
Or coerced.
No.
Yes.
No.
No, no, and no.
Okay, where do you beautiful people want to start?
Anywhere in the world.
Just a little quiz.
Quick, attached to that, I just got breaking news.
It's not that important, but Will and Jada are living together again.
They've announced that.
Three years after her saying they've been separated for over a decade, they have decided
to cohabitate, and they've been together, apparently, for two full years, and they're
in love, and they're happy.
Aw.
Aw.
And Will has-
Mark, where is that news breaking?
TMZ.
He's from Philly.
TMZ.
It literally happened right while I was sitting here.
Well, it came out yesterday.
But who asked about this?
Who cares?
Well, we were talking about cohabitation, and I was just thinking, like,
Will got out.
He had a free run for 12 years.
Going back takes a lot.
Yeah, you get tired of the streets.
Some people.
Okay.
Okay, y'all don't give a fuck.
Keep moving.
No.
Listen, good for them.
Like, great to do in July, right before August.
You're still sharp, yo.
That was good.
That was good.
You're still sharp.
That was a good shot.
You're still sharp.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
You're still sharp.
Whoa, I just caught that.
Oh, damn, nigga.
I'm slow sometimes, look.
No.
That's all right.
Let me share with you.
And Bink sent me a beat the other day.
Oh, word?
It's kind of hard, too.
Studio open?
How long you let it play?
It's kind of hard.
That's what I know.
I let it play for a while.
It was a long shit I was taking.
That's where I got to listen to beats.
On the toilet.
That's the office now, nigga.
I told you.
Yeah, word.
You get all your shit done in there.
Is your favorite bathroom there?
I'm in there, chill.
I'm like, I should put a mirror up here.
I'm trying to decorate the couch.
A couch.
All right.
Good for Will.
Go Will and Jada.
Awesome, man.
We absolutely love that.
Love wins again.
Come on.
Come on, Mark.
Come on, man.
You said you wanted to take the lead on it.
You did.
You said that.
So I'm going to let you take the lead on it.
Keep me of the day.
You're about to find out, Flippin.
You've got thoughts on it, too.
But Joe insisted on taking the lead on this.
I respect his leadership.
Well, that ain't the first thing I said.
The first thing I said was, I agree with anything Mark is going to say on it.
But you said, I'm going to take the lead on this one.
Let me.
It was like satire.
It was like a joke.
No, but I will take the lead on it.
Hey, listen.
There's a video being circulated.
And this story's been going around for a little bit.
One that I've tried not to touch.
One, because Big Tigger's been a great guy to me personally and my own experiences.
And two, I figured I owed him that because I've never heard one drop of smut spoken on his name by anybody.
I've got to be honest with you.
So this is one of those stories.
I was just going to let the details come out and we report on it then.
But this morning, videos began circulating of what the Internet or some parts of the Internet is calling.
Well, it's a domestic dispute no matter what.
Yes, it is.
So it's a domestic dispute of, we see his wife or his ex-wife.
Which one?
Wife.
It's his current wife.
Yeah.
I'm going to double check that.
But go ahead.
They're going through a divorce.
I think they're still married.
Okay, there we go.
They're all going through.
So footage of his wife running with his phone and he's running after her and she falls to the ground.
And the video is out there.
I don't want to go through the details of it.
But I was going to take the lead because unfortunately, I do have a little bit of experience in somebody taking your phone and running.
Now, this video caught me off guard because this is on some 90s shit.
This is how we handled it in the 90s.
My bitch got my, she on my iCloud.
It ain't no tussle.
She don't need the physical phone no more.
They don't need the phone no more.
They don't need the phone.
And if they got the phone, they put it up to your face while you sleep and they, this is some old school throwback.
Take it and run.
Run out.
You chasing them.
Lock yourself in the bathroom.
Yeah, this is mad old school.
This is some old school shit.
This is old school.
No, I wouldn't take you in the basement.
Yeah, no, for real.
They're older though.
They're older.
They're older.
But that's what I said.
That's the first thing.
That's what I said.
Was, okay, they on some real throwback fight for the phone shit.
But I said I wanted to take the lead because I wanted to tell Big Tigger, hey, no matter what, you can't take the phone.
No, just let him take the phone, man.
Why not?
Like the guy rules have been updated.
Oh, damn.
You lose.
From the 90s.
You lose automatically.
We got more information about how to handle those situations without going to jail, without being accused of abuse,
without.
When they take the phone, should they have done that?
No.
But you cannot put yourself in a predicament where you are now physically handling this
person in an attempt to get your phone back.
So you can't aim for the phone and try to grab the phone with the hand.
No, that's not going to bode well.
No, no.
And it don't end well.
Like, see how you're sitting right there?
Yeah.
If I just tried to grab your phone, in theory I could grab it without us having any physical
interaction.
Of course.
But you go and reach and try and protect it.
Okay.
Next thing you know, you grab my arm.
I see.
You see what I'm saying?
And that's how it gets ugly.
And if you already feel a way.
Because people don't look in phones unless they already know what's in a phone.
Right.
Got it.
It's not like they just, let me just take a random look.
If you look, you either know what's in there or you got a dent.
Not just a, you might not know the specific thing, but you kind of know what's in there.
So they're already on 10 by the time they reach it for it.
And you try to take it back.
Every dude says, I'm just doing it because it's my phone.
It's my phone.
It's my right.
But what people hear is, I don't want you to see what's in it.
Right.
So everybody's on 10 when they're reaching for that shit.
And it's always going to get physical.
And it should never get physical.
It's much easier to make amends for whatever's in the phone than it is to deal with the backlash
of trying to take the phone.
Probably.
Especially as a public figure in any way.
Right.
Because now you're dealing with the other side of that.
Like you stepped away from the radio show.
Like now the fallout can affect your career in going forward.
Whereas, like you said, yo, we just, we'll work through whatever you found in that phone.
Yeah.
Or not.
Between us.
Or not.
But you got too much to lose to even.
You didn't try to reach for the phone today.
What was the video?
For me, the video was, I want to be careful because I don't want to sound.
Insensitive.
Insensitive or toxic.
What I read the video was, was far more intense than what I saw on the video.
Agreed.
Agreed.
I thought it was going to be a lot worse.
It still shouldn't happen.
It's still unacceptable.
That's why you get bigger and bigger.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It didn't go on.
No, that was fly.
How you worried?
I just want to be honest about it.
But, but whatever is there.
It's still not okay.
And you don't want to, like you said, you don't want to be in a situation where you're
explaining what you did to reporters, publicists, judges, your job.
The problem is that people are going to read the words more so than they're going to analyze
the video in most cases.
Well, that's right.
So if, if there's a hubbub about Big Tigger gets in domestic dispute with wife and you
see even just two seconds of that video, you're like, oh, this is bad.
Yeah.
And it's bad.
But again, not probably as bad as the.
Okay, hold on.
That's not what I read.
All right, hold on.
All right.
Did we, I'm sorry.
Did we all watch the same video?
I think so.
Yeah.
Maybe not.
What, what, what, what is, what are you talking about was bad?
The fact that he was trying to retrieve his phone back?
Yeah, you shouldn't do it.
Oh, cause that's what, so we have to be clear because I didn't see him.
I saw her drop herself on the floor.
One, he didn't push her on the floor.
Two, um, he didn't seem aggressive to me.
All of that's going to be open for interpretation.
Oh, we're talking about a video.
Yeah.
We, he, he, Mark just said that it wasn't as worse as we read it.
Right.
Yeah.
But when we're speaking on it, we should give details of, cause when you say it's bad, what
part is bad?
Yes, we acknowledge that you shouldn't go after the phone at all, but there was also,
the story was, uh, overhyped to me.
I don't know if I'm using the right word.
Yeah, no.
It wasn't, it wasn't that.
It wasn't him striking her.
No, I didn't see that.
It wasn't him hitting her.
Pushing her down.
It wasn't him kicking her.
It wasn't any of that.
But normally, in any situation, it's overhyped once the courts and all of that get involved.
Anything.
A car accident.
Somebody tap you.
It all.
Next thing you know, you show up with a neck brace.
Right.
You wasn't hurt like that, but.
I understand.
For the joke we used to make up here, oh, that's going to read bad in the lawsuit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it is bad.
But again, like, it's just not what we thought.
But any, the moment where you have to be saying to people who don't know you, this thing that
you saw of me and my wife in our personal matter at home isn't as bad as you thought.
You lost.
You already lost.
You lost.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Fair.
That's all.
Fair.
And at 50, or however old our brother is, and the sister is, I.
I don't want to be
I don't want to roll on the floor
with nobody
and I don't want to be
explaining to nobody
why I'm rolling on the floor
with nobody.
Yeah.
It's just better ways
to do shit.
And it's
I'm not trying to give
anybody out there any tips.
However,
isn't there a way
to just wipe the phone remotely?
Yeah, you can break your shit.
You can.
I'm just thinking like
even just on some tech shit.
Yes, you can.
Like you said,
this seems like
the old 90s version.
You don't want to wipe your shit.
Shit.
There's some shit in there.
Sometimes some shit
you can back your shit up, Freezy.
My nigga,
if there's something in there
that's that damnness,
you want to wipe your phone.
Yeah, break your phone.
Fuck them videos.
Fuck whatever's in there.
If it's that bad,
yeah, you do.
Because if you also are
say you got a side piece, right?
And there's videos
of the side piece.
Theoretically,
you could probably
get more videos.
Right.
Right.
It's not that serious.
If there's a phone
you can't replace.
I'm breaking that damn phone.
If you can't,
again, weigh it on a scale.
I fight to get this phone.
And everything I stand to lose
fighting to get this phone.
It's not worth it.
Just flat out.
Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah.
Go ahead, John.
Go ahead.
You guys all right?
Yeah.
However.
And
I agree
with everything y'all are saying.
But
come on.
Yeah.
There are
times in these matters
when the character
of the people
has to come into play.
Okay.
Right?
I also want to choose
my words carefully.
For sure.
Before we get
to the phone incident
with this lady,
where's the daughter?
I saw something about her.
What the fuck
are we talking about?
Wait, how did we get
to the phone?
So fast.
What's the daughter part?
Say more.
This
young lady's
daughter has been missing
for seven years.
What?
I didn't know that part.
I don't know this part of the story.
The father says
that
The father's not Tigger.
No.
Okay.
The father says
that this happened
under her care
and the daughter got missing
right before she was scheduled
to be returned.
Back to him.
Oh, what?
The daughter still
has not been found.
Oh.
Oh, this is a very big wrinkle.
This is the strangest
thing I've ever heard.
And this same lady
was being investigated
for reckless endangerment
to a child
when she left this child
in a vehicle
for over seven hours.
Oh.
I do remember that,
but I. Oh, well, then I feel like
that should be brought up.
- This should be brought up.
- It should.
- How would it be relevant to the story?
Because it speaks to the character, the actions of the person, meaning maybe she is unstable, not well, psyche off.
Aaliyah Brown was reported missing from Riserstown, I'm sure I'm fucking it up, Maryland, on May 25th, 2019, when she was 10 years old.
She has never been found.
This is right on Google.
Like, this is not.
The disappearance followed a lengthy and heated custody battle.
Her father, Darrell Williams, had obtained full custody and claims the child disappeared shortly before she was scheduled to be returned to his care.
I said that.
He maintains that Brown knows exactly where the child is located.
Years prior to the disappearance, Brown faced criminal charges in 2014 for child endangerment after leaving Aaliyah unattended in a vehicle at a Maryland casino for approximately eight hours.
Damn.
Yes, sorry, to me, all of that is relevant.
Yes, it is.
Absolutely.
I don't know anything about these people.
I'm not judging.
Courts don't usually give a father full custody unless it's some.
It's bad.
Yeah.
It's really hard to get.
That's very true.
It's very hard for a father to get full custody.
You got to prove some outlandish shit for that to happen.
So when Flip says, it appeared to me that she herself fell to the ground, again, in the court of law, that will be up for interpretation.
But when you start to bring in the character of the person.
And you start to bring in the character of the person, it's not so far fetched that she may have.
I see what you're saying.
I'm not pretending to know.
Please don't put me on the record.
And this potentially, hypothetically, could all have been somewhat planned.
Being that someone was there to videotape it.
Yeah, I don't know.
This all sounds pretty suspect.
If this is all there is video wise.
If there's no other footage, if there's no other video, if there's no other thing of him being striking her or anything like that.
That makes complete sense.
And I don't know of anything else.
I'm just saying, I'm getting this information in real time.
So I don't like to make judgments without vetting anything.
But based on what you're reading to me, yeah, I mean, there's some serious questions here.
Yeah.
I'd say.
Which is why I don't like to report on this.
Honestly, two weeks ago, I guess it's been about two weeks when this stuff started coming out.
I didn't put it on the board.
None of us put it on the board.
And for me, it was the same thing.
I need more information.
I need clarity.
I never want to jump the gun.
Sometimes you have to jump the gun when a video comes out.
Or when a statement is made, which is what's happened now.
Because honestly, if this video hadn't come out, I still wouldn't want to talk about it.
Well, again, for me, and listen, if details come out and it proves that Big Tigger's a complete piece of shit,
then we'll have that conversation at that point.
Of course.
For me, it's tough to be famous as long as he has and your name not be brought up in anything,
especially when he spent most of his years around loads of women.
Like Tigger did the weekends in D.C., he did the weekends in fucking D.R.,
or wherever they was fucking going with every girl and woman in entertainment.
Damn near.
We've just never heard a peep.
So for the things, and I'm always weary when the info comes out amid a custody battle or a divorce.
To paint.
Sometimes it's used.
I'm not saying in this case, but those things be used.
To paint a person a certain way.
So I'm going to pray for all parties involved.
Of course.
I'm going to continue to wait for more details to be revealed.
And again, like we said, if he's a piece of shit, we'll come right back here and call it.
But I need more than what the video is showing at this time.
Let me pivot a little bit away from that, but still adjacent.
Because we've been talking about women going through phones.
Have y'all ever been phone goer-throwers?
No, I've done it.
I went through a phone goer-thrower, yeah.
Of course.
I've done it.
I assumed you had.
Don't assume I have.
Everything about you says that.
That's not nice.
That's not nice.
What the hell?
Yes.
No, Mark.
That's not nice.
Give me more on that profile.
Joe, you've talked to me about following people, knowing what people are, doing email logins.
To me, the phone was like level one.
You described levels two, three, and four before.
You're like the final boss of this shit.
So I would imagine looking at the phone was just what you did.
Especially back in the day before you had phone recognition and all that shit.
Yeah.
You just picked the phone.
But I don't go in phones.
I don't go in phones.
Me either.
I don't touch a phone.
I won't look at a phone.
I won't answer a phone.
Yeah.
Because I used to go in phones.
Right.
I learned my lesson.
I've done it too.
I've done it twice.
If you ever been in phones and found what you were looking for and more, you won't touch
nobody else's phone.
Yeah.
I don't even look at stories.
Like, I remember I was the. No, I'm going to tell that story.
Oh, boo.
He'll never get the shame.
I don't want it that bad.
He'll never get the chain.
Joe don't wear the chain.
He doesn't respect it.
That's crazy.
Joe's one of the people that just wants. You're changing the subject.
He just wants to win.
Fuck the. But he doesn't actually care about the people who give the chain a vote on the chain.
He hasn't won it since he won it.
Go back to the story.
Why you don't look at stories?
Corey, you get out the trash at least.
Damn.
Damn.
No.
Well, I'll tell you about phones.
I looked at. I dated a girl one time.
And again, same girl with the football player.
Okay.
The one that I walked into a crib and. Yep.
I remember.
Oh, right.
The Philadelphia Eagles in there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I followed her one time.
Not like follow, follow.
But like we were literally on the same road.
And I was like, I wonder where she going.
And I just kind of looked to see.
And I was like, this felt like too much.
Like I didn't go. I didn't see. I didn't follow to the end.
But later on, I looked at her phone.
And I saw her texting a dude.
And I remember keeping that dude's number.
Like I put that dude's number in my phone.
I never called him.
Never checked on him.
Never did none of that shit.
And then about. Maybe 10 years later, I was exchanging numbers with a brother, an actor, who I met.
And it was that number?
No.
Yeah.
As a matter of fact, he's on that TV show.
What is it?
I don't think he would care that I'm saying it.
It's Stephen Hill is his name.
Not BET Stephen Hill, but the other Stephen Hill.
Okay.
And. I got to look him up.
Everybody grab their phones at the same time.
No, we got to. Hold on, Mark.
Hold up.
Yeah, we got to see what dude look like.
He's a cool dude.
He's a cool dude.
I like him a lot.
We're cool.
Stephen with a V?
Huh?
With a V?
Stephen with a V is some white American actor who died of. That ain't this nigga.
No, you. If that happened, y'all should all clap.
No, it's a black dude.
Oh, here we go.
Stephen Hill.
He's on like a CBS show.
Oh, this nigga?
The Dawson dude?
Him?
End it, Mark.
Let me see.
Yeah, no, it's him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, him.
Yep.
And we connected at something.
And I was like, yo, let's exchange numbers.
Yeah, you better connect.
And we exchanged numbers.
I said, just dial me.
I gave him my number.
You had him on the phone with something crazy, too.
I definitely had his name in Spanish.
It wasn't crazy.
It was just like. It was something that you wouldn't peep right away.
Got it.
And then like. But it popped up.
He's like, why is my name in your phone already in Spanish?
And I said, oh, you used to fuck my girl.
Oh, shit.
You said that?
Yeah, we kept it all the way real.
You said that?
You said that to him?
Yeah, I didn't care.
She was. Mark, that is very beta behavior.
Wow.
No, no, no.
I just. Believe me, it was fine.
That's funny.
That's the whole. That's crazy.
To be clear, me and him are cool.
We were already cool.
We just. Oh, yeah, yeah.
I was asking.
What choice did you have?
You're a big cool nigga.
We were super cool.
We got a laugh out of it.
It wasn't like. It wasn't. How did he respond when you said that?
He was like, no, dog.
I never fucked a nut.
We just went out once.
I was like, that's cool.
I mean, first of all, she wasn't my girl at the time we had broke up, but also. Sure.
Ew.
Damn.
But also, like, I didn't care.
He didn't care.
It's been decades.
It's literally been. It was 2006.
But if you didn't care, then why are we bringing this up?
Word.
Because it popped up on my phone, because he saw it.
I wouldn't have thought twice about it.
He saw it.
And then it was just funny, because I didn't make the connection.
And then we laughed about it.
That's what I'm saying.
I didn't care.
But that wasn't. I didn't care a little bit.
I did not care.
I hear you.
You might not care today.
No, you care, nigga.
You care.
Because before, you just had a number.
Now, you face to face.
They're amongst us.
You sized them up.
You did the whole. Yeah.
Oh, it's him.
But the only thing is. And he ain't chump.
He look like thug you.
But this was years later, he's saying.
But the only thing is, I had been around him for years, and just didn't realize he was
the same dude.
No, he been around for years.
That's what we saying.
I ain't talked to her since. Mark, it's okay, my brother.
He's still trying to piece it up in his mind.
Oh, man.
It happens.
It happens sometimes, man.
You think he knew?
You think he knew?
He had no idea.
He looked shocked.
And when I told him who the girl was, he was like, oh, shit.
Like, we put it together.
We both laughed.
It was just funny.
He downplayed it.
This shit was 2006.
I got you.
We had this conversation like 2019, 2020.
Oh, okay.
It was so long later, it didn't matter, but it was just mad funny.
No, true, true.
So I was like, fuck you, Joe.
That's real.
That's real.
Whoa.
You do the whole room.
You a dangerous nigga, boy.
Talk about not keeping it deep.
What, nothing pee about that exchange?
Not even a little bit.
Hey, yo, when you go through a phone and see something that you think is there and it's
really there, nigga, that shit is like a. You start to suffocate.
You start to. You start to hyperventilate.
The only time I went through a phone, I realized now, easily, looking back, I shouldn't have
been in that relationship, Noah.
Like, it was a toxic relationship.
Did you. Did what you find. It wasn't nothing super damning, but it was like. What I'm saying, did you use that to exit the relationship?
No.
That's why I don't understand.
That's the other part.
You rarely leave.
Right there.
Right.
That's the reason why.
Yeah, you rarely leave.
The one time I looked in the phone, I didn't leave.
I mean, I left eventually, but I didn't leave at the time.
Not because of that.
Yeah.
So what's the point?
In fairness, if she had went through my phone, which she probably did, there was probably
some shit in there that she would be upset about, too.
So that's the other thing.
And I was bullshitting.
I was going in phones, like, right when the spring was about to break.
Like, oh.
fucking summer was finished i also don't stand by anything i did in my 20s or like like today
like in hindsight my 20s was nothing but exploration trial and error information gathering
childish bad decisions yeah yeah immaturity uh ain't that what your 20s were instability
My 20s were a wreck
But I was talented
I agree
Same
Flip is a married person
My friends were telling me horror stories over the weekend
I was like, not horror stories, but just our wild out stories
I'm like, I don't even remember that shit
I blanked that shit out of my mind
Once you get married, you get a clean sleep
No, not even like some horror shit
You do though
You don't, you don't at all
Anyway, you were saying
No, no, I was going to ask him, like, do you, because I'm, for me.
How do you know when to clean your slate start?
Someone's got to clean your slate.
Oh, somebody's got to clean it.
Pause.
Yeah, you're talking about when you're married.
Once you get married, nobody cleans your slate.
What's up, Joe?
You married, Freeze?
Don't play with me.
You know about this.
You're going to leave me alone.
Freeze, you got married?
I did not.
No.
Freeze.
That nigga is.
Oh, wait a minute.
That would explain the mysterious weekend.
It's my aura ring.
Oh, she got your aura ring.
Aura, aura, hey, Freeze.
How do you got an aura ring and no aura?
How do I?
They got an aura ring.
Anyway.
What'd you say, Mark?
It's all good.
It's all good.
I was just curious to know how y'all felt about it.
Mark, he fucked her, yo.
You still talking about this shit?
Nah, it's an old girl.
We all know he fucking fucked her.
And he lied to you, too.
Like, nah.
Yeah, he lied.
Yeah.
Nigga look old-fashioned.
He kept a pedo.
He was like, yo, I ain't even do that, man.
He took it easy on you.
Nah, he ain't fucking, but.
Y'all think he fucked her?
Like, bad, too.
Like Tracy.
Shout out to Steve.
Love that dude.
And the answer's always yes to that question.
Yeah, for the most part.
Anytime I answered it no, boy, rude awakening was coming.
I did it bubbly, too.
Ah, shit, fuck him.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah?
Watch this.
Oh, that was a long day.
Oh, shit.
Old Twitter was
That's a place to find out
Your girl was fucking someone
Old Twitter is
God damn
These bitches are lying to you
These bitches are lying
You gotta be careful
What you believe
Anywho
You just wanna believe it
Oh my god
Not my baby
Holy shit
Yeah
Oh man
Some of them niggas
That used to be a problem
Back in the day too
Got sick
sick how
see
you ain't had to do that
you ain't had to do that
you didn't let it go
you see we all let it go right
yo
I'm not all the way cleansed
stole some of that 20s
the algorithm will put it home for you
right there
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mmm
speaking of NBA
our good brother
Dr. Mark Lamont Hill
has some very strong feelings
what
about this Scotty Pippen story
that's out there
yeah
you said you wanted to take this one
you said you wanted an ISO
you said you wanted to take the lead on this one
you actually asked for an ISO
you said you wanted the lead on this one
I specifically said I don't want an ISO
but I do want to talk about it
you said I've got strong passionate feelings
about Scotty Pippen
prancing around with this 23 year old
well
that's what you said
let's give the man what he wants
and I asked him a few times
you dead ass
yes
are you sure
you want an ISO
I witnessed it
so it's your world
hey audience
you in for a treat right here
I ain't got no ISO
I ain't got no ISO
I want everybody's involvement
but Scotty Pippen
how old is he now
60
60
is he even 60
no he's 60 something
I'll check
yeah
whatever he is
he was drafted in the 80s
but like
whatever he is
his girlfriend is 23
mmm
I think at some point
he's 60
60
yeah he's 60
60
I think at some point
at some point brothers
like it'd be too much
it'd be too far
the gauge gap
is just a little too much
to be dating somebody
that's 30
37 years
I couldn't imagine dating a 23 year old
at 40
I couldn't imagine talking to a 23 year old
he got kids that's
older than her
he got kids in the NBA
like
at some point
I see these two niggas looking at each other
I'm waiting but
I see these two niggas looking at each other
at some point
no flip it's staring off into the abyss
no I'm not
I'm looking at him waiting
to catch eye contact with him
oh
I saw you do that
I thought he was going back
no he got kids in the NBA
I was just
that's all
Scottie Pippen Jr.
yeah
I didn't know that
yeah
my point is
like people can do what they want
date who you want
it's your life
he's
I just think at some point
Scottie Pippen's been moving weird
for years for me
and this is just another part
of the midlife crisis bag
that I see him operating from
how's he been moving weird for years
what else is he doing
what else do you think
since the
documentary
the documentary came out
oh yeah
that's what I'm saying
see but that's not weird to me
say more
Michael Jordan basically
used to leverage his power
and erased my entire being
from
what should be my most
momentous moment
yeah I don't think it's weird
if Scottie Pippen has feelings
and holds a grudge
over it
and changes some of his
uh
takes on air to
see that's the point I don't like
LeBron is better than him
I'm hurt
I'm hurt
and he wasn't the only one hurt
the rest of the team was hurt
so I mean I just don't get that
Mike is on record
for being a dick
and being an asshole
to not just his teammates
to rappers
to other famous people
so if somebody has ill feelings
to it
I just don't think it's weird
I don't think the ill feelings are weird
I think some of that stuff
the way he moves since then
is a little weird
so you're saying the actions
after the
yeah yeah yeah
my feelings were weird too
what's some of the things
some of the actions
like for me like
the way he talks about Michael now
even saying like
I intentionally didn't
call him when his dad died
like Mike didn't even know that
you guys just said I don't fuck with him
but bringing up his dead dad
and saying I didn't call him
out of spite
that shit's weird
and didn't have to happen
and that's actually the thing
I think that made Michael say
I'm never fucking with him again
we can't get past this
because of that shit you did
with my dad
like it's little
it's little things like that
when I look at his tweets
everything seems to be
a dig and a jab
it seems like every single
position he's taken about Michael
he now says
the opposite
and again that to me gives
there's something about it
that feels so
hurt
it's hurt
but again it's how he's doing it
that like just
I just don't
it feels like he's in a crisis
when did this start though
between them
when the documentary came out
The Last Dance
did Mike intentionally
shit on Pippen
or he was just telling
his version of a story
I don't think he intentionally
shit on him
I just think Michael
to your point
is such a dick
that being himself
no no
you know what I'm saying
who Michael is
is such a
he's a very specific thing
no no
and I think he
I don't think he
I don't think he started
a documentary
and said let me shit on Scotty
I don't think he thought
about Scotty
I think he said
I'm shitting on all of them
alright that's that
on the fence shit
it's not on the fence
I'm just disagreeing with you
I'm saying
you don't know
that you disagreeing with me
because you haven't
heard what I'm saying
no you
you trying to clean up
I know what he asked you
I comprehend well
yeah
Michael Jordan had
last edit
on the power of edit
creative control
that part is known
who cares if he didn't
go into it
intentionally trying
to shit on Scotty
what was his question
that Tony Kukoc
segment
in whatever episode
that was
where Scotty Pippen
refused to come in the game
and this new
fucking European kid
came in and hit the game
winner and Tommy was
Scotty wasn't for his team
he didn't like his contract
so he said
fuck his teammates
that's Michael Jordan
that had the last look
at that
yes
who cares what his
intentions were
at that point
I think his intention matters
oh ok
that's what I'm saying
because if I understand you
correctly you said
did he intentionally
try to
that's my question
yeah and I'm saying
no I don't think
he intentionally did it
I think Michael was
oblivious to other
people's feelings
that's my point
I think he's
completely
completely
oblivious
I think Michael Jordan
thinks about Michael Jordan
and he only thinks
about you
if your agenda
happens to match his
when you're playing
basketball it does
because he wants to
win a championship
you need four of the
motherfuckers
once that's over
I don't think he cares
and that's fucked up
I agree it's fucked up
I'm not saying
Michael Jordan's
not fucked up
I'm saying how
Scotty's responding
to it to me
it goes beyond just being hurt we all could be hurt by some shit what do you think about how and
i don't i'm not harping on mike what do you think about how is uh isaiah thomas uh comments on uh
mike do you look at what what lens do you look at that through a little different and that's
probably i'm biased a little bit because i isaiah is a friend but i think sometimes isaiah goes too
far too same same way i i have the i have the exact same reaction intellectually that i do
with scotty but i'm a little more sympathetic to isaiah which probably isn't fair got it okay
would you be able to ever put yourself in scotty's shoes what i mean is that if you you were a major
if you were a part of an organization you help whatever you help your contribution to somebody
shits on it right like i don't think he shit on it though he i just don't admit it i think he
told the truth let me ask you a question i think he told the truth i'm sorry and we'll get back to
his girlfriends i'm not connecting this to the girlfriend but this is interesting and they shit
on you know you hold on to being a pivotal having a pivotal role in this organization and you just
and a nigga just take that away from you how would you respond when you respond the same way because
before that i looked at scotty pippen as a clean-cut guy i didn't see any of this behavior
before when i looked at scotty pippen uh charles barkley might say something different when he was
in houston he he gets in moments where he i'm talking about publicly that's all my oh he gets
in moments where he does publicly say something different when he was in houston he gets in moments
publicly sometimes go at people i mean he was saying charles barkley was fat and lazy when he
went after isaiah thomas again isaiah was that was made into the bad guy so it was everyone said oh
it must be isaiah's fault let me ask you a question let me ask different if you never did it without
me hold on hold on hold on i think i think y'all this is why i think y'all being too hard and i
want to get back to the girl we are we i just want to ask mark one question if joe in let's say
five years puts out a documentary on the jbp but it shits on you your your contribution i expected
no i'm i'm talking about it really like mark wasn't shit like it just shits on you how would
you feel but that wasn't the that's not what happened but that but that is what let me diminish
michael he diminished scotty pippen's roles he diminished totally i think he just omitted
here's how i here's how i heard it okay and i've watched this documentary he said i could not have
won without scotty everything i am i only have because of scotty he said that in the dark before
the dark and after the dark oh he didn't he talked about how great scotty was the doc also was
critical of scotty in ways that probably wasn't self-critical i agree with that like michael
didn't say the worst parts about michael said the worst part but he showed the worst part of
scotty pippen's career which was him not going back in that game and him choosing not to uh to
have the surgery over the summer but to me those are both true now you may say as the home i think
a better example and beep this if we keep i think we can use it it would be like if you told the
whole story of this podcast and you talked about the whole story of this podcast and you talked
about your first two co-hosts and you told the whole story and then there's a moment you say
there's a moment where we left where they left or where there was a departure
your version of how that went will be different than their version of how that went and they may
feel like when you tell the truth of what happened that they weren't represented well that doesn't
necessarily mean that you did something wrong because of how you represented that i think the
way he told the story of scotty not going on the game was 100 accurate and i've never heard
anybody including phil jackson tell a different story so to me
it was he told the truth it just made me feel like he shouldn't have told the truth but all
right let me charge it take parks for example he's doing crack on the bridge
parks with sex traffic in downtown buffalo no for real seriously
let me finish
i'd love to finish
but back to the back to the uh back to the uh who he's who he's dating and how old she is right
because i agree with you there too uh if i'm looking at the entire picture but if i'm only
looking at scotty pippen and at some age it does start to look nasty but i mean i guess what is
that age i think it's 50 i'm about to say 60 is clearly in that age though i think it's younger
than 50 it's younger i think it's younger i think it's younger i'm just saying 60 you clearly
you niggas is crazy what age you think it is well i'm with y'all and how young is the girl understand
those older wealthy men who are objectifying and exploiting younger there are a lot of men out there
that subscribe to that whole the younger the berry the it's nasty for me to even say it i'm down with
y'all but i don't think that age is 60 for those guys we still got who's that deniro pacino one of
them like a share we got there's too many examples of people that are 70 and up that are dating 20
year olds dick van dyke is a hundred year old and he's a hundred year old and he's a hundred year old
dick van dyke is a hundred year old literally a hundred years old his wife arlene is 54
like i don't see even worse example i'm saying like they didn't just get together i think someone
50 years old i mean at a certain point the age gap thing doesn't mean much yeah they've been
to me it's the fact that the girl is 23 yeah exactly that's the part yeah like that i'm not
that age gap shit because they're getting 50 dick van dyke 100 i don't know they've been together 14
years still yeah but my ex-wife was dating
my teammate that i hate's kid at some point he's fighting back i gotta fight you gotta fight
my thing is listen i think the age thing is nasty but it was mid i mean if you're gonna
jump into that world nigga go get you some 23 year old heat that was the yeah listen i done
seen scotty out with heat you told me that's why it's confusing big tigga i'm gonna get you some 23
i looked at this video him and his wife i was befuddled for at least three hours
sorry i don't know what they want me to say
i was like yo who is this strange person in this nigga's house i seen big tigger with the crim
bella crim best of the best charming and funny stealing them a fucking assassin out there
this is where the monopoly board ends with a go to jail card
shit with the fucking psycho lady that lost her daughter hey hey don't talk about red flags how
big do the fucking flag gotta be if on day one how long they been married if on day one hey you got
kids well i did i did hey what do we talk about i've left less for less some niggas always say
you the kid ain't around at all all right no but you gotta know what i know you gotta know when
no you still gotta know where they at yeah that's what i'm talking about
page one of the deadbeat dad rules some of them niggas you can still get some pussy if the girl
don't see your kid around you but you gotta know where they at if in case they ask hey where's your
son oh alaska yeah i just mailed them something you can't just be like sorry that's true yeah
what you think is is there is is is this specific example too much for you like the 60 and 23
no i mean it's the lifestyle it's the same man
they came on here and introduced us to what we now know is cousin soup
i said cousin to cousin
at the same time look listen i do agree at some point that's a six um
at some point it looks funny they are amongst us
disgusting at some point it does look funny but these girls and it's a lifestyle my nigga
that's a whole different i was just in miami it's a whole different thing it looks crazy it's a whole
lifestyle and it's too much for me to get into but i do think it's sick what did you learn in miami
yeah i mean like there are some girls uh 21 to 23 to 25 that date older men how old about 37
38 39
no like like like 50 60 year old they are they have it's a plan sugar daddy shit they congregate
in the corner like bill belichick whatever shit they on it's another one and flip is not part of
that actually you know what's the what's the cutoff for you i'm mad hypothetical no i mean
like you know we are married like i'm talking about hypothetically are you i'm more married
than you bitch
oh shit
my wife's at home
actually mine can kick me out like she's been doing yours like you've been
both of your home situations is a little similar and they left me when mark was at that little
local bar for that
word you think it was other friends
that was a rough two weeks for mark yeah it was yeah it was rough yeah yeah for me my cutoff age would be like
27 28. yeah you got to work on your shit yeah you gotta be high you gotta watch out that one that
didn't even look like it's cool you gotta be high no no you're lying you're not lying
it's like it's like it's like rapper hands in the mirror no no just listen it's a certain conversation
eminem eight male it's a certain conversation that a 23 year old can't have with you and i'm
the same page even if you try to oh you look good and shit like that it's like
No, they start talking about some dumb shit.
You want to talk politics?
No, I don't want to talk no politics at all, nigga.
For me, it's 2728.
Well, the tinfoil hat shit that I read a few months ago said that the older wealthy niggas
call over the younger people and do a blood transfusion so they could get their blood.
Oh, you're talking about some stupid shit.
I'm telling you what the tinfoil community said that the wealthy people are doing.
I don't even think it's that complicated.
They want fluids, but that ain't it.
Different fluids.
Different broth.
Yeah.
Oh, come on.
Yo, if you're going to do it, man, let it be heat.
It's 23-year-old heat out there, man.
She's not bad like that.
She don't look nasty.
Come on, don't do that.
She's not mad.
I just looked at a picture.
Let me see.
She's not mad, yo.
Well, that's the first problem.
Do you think that you and I have the same interpretation of what that is?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got better.
No, I ain't.
No, I ain't.
That shit you did, you made Miami look.
I wasn't playing around with Selena Power, nigga.
Watch your fucking mouth.
Don't you talk to me, nigga.
I'm Queen's Flip, nigga.
Anytime I walk into a building, nigga.
You about to back yourself into the game.
No, I'm just saying, watch your mouth.
You made it look.
Come on, yo.
Come on, rep.
Rep what?
It's heat out there.
I'm a faithful man.
But it's heat in Miami, yo.
I see what you're saying, but this might be a bad shot.
It's heat out there, though.
This is like you might have caught her in a bang.
Yeah.
What?
Look at you.
What?
Nothing.
Why you keep saying what?
I ain't saying nothing.
Hey, yo, can I ask you a question?
I don't want you to.
You know me.
I'm your man, right?
Yes.
So what I'm saying is that you think that I fall for any shenanigans out there.
You know me, Joe.
Come on, man.
We on the same wavelength when it comes mentally, when it comes to these things.
Do I think in a Dark Matter type universe that Selena Power could get some attention from you?
Is that what you're asking me?
Yes.
Ask them first.
I'm asking you.
And shout out to Selena Power.
I mean, she-
Yeah, I ain't got no beef with her.
She's cool.
You can shout that, but come on.
But yes.
Oh, I'm looking her up now.
Come on, Joe.
Stop it, man.
I'm sorry.
What'd she add?
She taped off this?
Oh, I'm looking at Selena Power now.
Yeah, Joe.
Yeah, no.
Flip would never fall for this.
Look at Mark.
That's your shit, nigga.
She just caught somebody else over the weekend.
Yeah, she just recorded and exposed somebody over the weekend.
Listen, hey, you play how you want to play, my brother.
Yo, why are we talking about absolutely nothing?
I want to take this time out to say that Mario of, you know, baby, you should let
me.
Sing a Mario.
Mario is not meant- Mario can't background- he can't be a background singer.
Who's he singing backgrounds for?
Chris Brown.
Oh, no.
Him, Eric Bellinger.
Yo, somebody needs to explain to Mario what being a backup singer, a background singer
means.
You can't do that shit he back there doing.
You know, they're killing it.
Dog, it's Tank, it's him, and it's Eric Bellinger.
You know that Tank and Eric Bellinger do know how to sing background.
From the church, they're standing there, they're doing the same, they're doing the
two-step at the background.
Only Mario back there, gyrating his hips, finger in his mouth, fucking making a fake
vagina with his hands, licking it, fucking masturbating back there.
Yo, Tank looked to the side like, yo, dude, is you good, nigga?
I'm going to play the clip.
Y'all can't see it, but-
I'm on Mario's side.
That's against background singer rules.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
This is a stadium show, stadium tour.
I don't get these.
I'm showing the fuck out.
Fuck y'all talking about.
That's fire.
It's going to be his last one.
That's okay.
I wasn't getting one before this.
No disrespect to him.
Why that's not working?
What happened?
Because he's a certain core.
This is crazy as hell.
Oh, it's the wrong core.
I'm slow.
I'm slow.
That's a little crazy.
It's my show.
I'm a-
Check this nigga.
Nah, dog.
And you singing the song like it's your song.
Nah, nah, nah.
Look at this nigga.
He's doing the five-RB shit.
Look at the mic.
Nah, dog.
We got to fix Mario.
Mario's a friend of the show, but we got to get that together.
The more clips I see of this Chris and Usher concert, I don't think I'm going.
Why not?
I don't think I'm going.
I'll recap it for you.
I'm cool.
Tell me why.
You can tell me all about it.
Because of the length, boss?
Well, that and like I saw Chris Brown.
This looked like-
And I saw Usher.
Right.
This just looked like Usher.
Mixed into the Chris Brown show that I saw.
It don't look like nothing different.
This is the same Chris Brown show that I just went to with Usher sprinkled in between.
That ain't a good look for Usher either.
Y'all killed me when I said it.
I told y'all what this was.
We ain't seen a clip of Usher yet on this goddamn show either.
And that's the other thing.
Where the fuck is Usher at?
He there.
Show him.
Sprinkle the hills.
Next, he's going to be next to Tank and Mario.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I'm trying to tell you niggas something.
Y'all called me crazy when I said it.
This weekend in New York City, Yankee Stadium, the whole show's Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Oh shit, that is this weekend.
Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, the whole show's are taking place.
He just announced another one too for London, I want to say.
Yeah.
It was London, right?
Yeah.
All right, get your beans ready.
Yo.
Yo.
You fucking-
That was one of the most awesome moments of my life.
Like learning about London breakfast.
Oh yeah.
It worked.
Yeah.
You had to see my America.
What the fuck is this?
Raw tomatoes?
At this hour?
What the fuck are we doing?
Oh man, this weekend.
Anyway, yeah, no, this weekend, New York City should be on fire.
It is.
Contingent upon the weather.
Oh yeah.
Because the weather has been nuts.
Is y'all going?
Huh?
I'm sorry.
Are y'all going?
I know you're going.
Y'all still?
I never fucked around.
I got my tickets.
So, Joe.
Sunday looks clear.
Oh yeah, Sunday's going to be clear.
That's going to be the one.
It was Saturday.
It was Saturday.
Friday, Friday, Saturday, folks.
They might have to struggle with this.
Saturday's what I want to go to.
The weather was jumping around back and forth.
You got the sweet?
Huh?
You heard me.
I don't think it's sweet.
You got the sweet, nigga.
You got for him well.
Did you, what you got?
I don't have nothing, man.
Actually, a friend of mine had some tickets they're going to sell to me.
Stop lying.
A friend's always be coming through with shit like that.
Seriously, my man, he got tickets for the Saturday show.
And I'm thinking about buying the tickets.
Oh, Karan.
Yeah, Karan.
I might buy them.
Y'all got y'all tickets?
No.
Yeah.
This is one of the things where I just figure it's going to happen.
It's going to work out.
But I don't know exactly how.
But I'm not trying to pay a million dollars for them.
You can come to the suite.
I'm not charging a million.
You and your wife, right?
Huh?
And Malcolm?
No.
Kidding.
How many days you got the suite for?
Listen, that's the problem right there.
When you take one picture, you got to take a bunch of pictures.
I don't want no picture with you, you bitch ass nigga.
How many fucking days you got the suite for?
I've had the suite conversation I wanted to have, which is with, uh. With Martin.
With Martin.
Hey, yo, you know what?
We'll be there.
You know, every once in a while you get into these behavior habits that I see.
And if I feel that you're using somebody else or being with somebody else
or giving somebody else favoritism,
you know I tend to go a little stray.
You know what I tend to bring.
You know I may come in here and I just don't want any problems.
We've been good.
I just sign my shit.
I feel good.
Please don't open that door.
Because once that door open, I'm not closing it.
I'm on that.
I respect you.
You respect me.
You can talk to your man, invite him and all that shit.
I still end up in there with my camera and I put my middle fingers up to your neck.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
A camera.
Just when he was in the middle of your speech, he was turning the tide with me.
I'm like, you know what?
Flip's got a point.
Now you start talking about cameras and Salinas.
To get at you.
Cameras and what?
Salinas.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Nah, I don't know about that now.
I don't know about that now.
You know that I don't want no problems.
Flip, first of all, there'll never be a day on earth where Mark is invited somewhere I am before you.
Don't ever think that.
So he was invited to the thing last week?
Oh, shit.
You was busy?
Oh, shit.
That's peace.
Yo, Mark, fuck you, nigga.
Mark is an asshole, son.
Dope, though.
I can't wait to see how that ends.
Yeah, I don't know if, and this is going to sound like fucking New York elitist shit.
I don't know if I want to go to Yankee Stadium two nights in a row.
You do.
You do.
You do.
Because it's not the same show back to back.
That's the only reason why.
Yeah, yeah.
If it was the same show, I'd get it.
But, again, you got the Reasonable Doubt show, which is its own separate thing, the Blueprint
show, and then whatever Sunday brings, if you're doing Saturday, Sunday, you can't lose.
Yeah, I'm feeling Saturday, Sunday right now.
Friday, Saturday, I don't see happening.
I saw an anniversary show of Reasonable Doubt already, so I'm cool.
And I'm thinking Sunday's going to be more like the Roots Picnic show in terms of a bunch
of songs across the albums.
Yeah, I got Sunday being the show.
Yeah.
You got it.
Same-sies.
Yeah.
Same-sies.
It's the rock!
That should be a good time.
We're going to have a good time on Sunday.
What else?
What else?
What else?
Yo, did y'all hear this story?
I was telling Mark a little earlier.
So, the dude went to the store.
He bought some groceries, whatever.
Got home.
Wife told him, yo, that orange juice you bought, you spent too much for it.
Go take it back.
Huh?
Just follow me.
So, he goes back to the store, returns the orange juice.
But the money he got back, he bought two Powerball tickets.
Okay.
And one of them hit.
How much?
$315.
$315?
Million.
Wow.
So, now, I was asking Mark, I'm going to ask y'all, how'd that work out back home?
See, I missed the first sentence in the story.
I'm going to fuck.
my whole thing up.
Well, he went to the store
and he bought orange juice
and his wife said it back.
She was like,
yo, you spent that much
on oranges, man?
Take that shit back.
It's too much.
His wife.
His wife.
So was the wife
paying for the groceries?
If it's his wife,
you're busting it down anyway.
If you're still married
after that.
If you're divorced,
you're busting it down.
Definitely busting it down.
Either way,
once they married,
oh yeah.
I wasn't married
and that happened.
Oh, now.
That's a better question.
Well, no,
she'll get the difference
between the new OJ
that I bought her
and the too expensive one.
Oh, yeah,
that's a buck 79.
Let her have the whole OJ.
Buck 89.
Give her the whole $5.
Buck 89.
That's a good idea.
You can have the OJ.
So if you're not married,
what you do?
Flip, you're not married.
I am.
If you're not.
Hypothetically.
In this.
You relax, man.
You relax.
You stupid niggas
soon come.
Watch your mouth.
Don't mock any action.
Nigga, don't talk to me.
Nigga, don't talk to me, nigga.
You niggas keep talking
about my wife
in them comments
and they're getting me
in a lot of bullshit,
so that's why I want
to be careful.
Yeah, you.
Let the white woman
between your legs.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Well, hey.
How was it, man?
Yeah, yeah.
That was crazy.
Go ahead, Flip.
Hey, yo,
why y'all niggas
can't let a nigga
just live, yo?
Y'all who?
You fucking,
y'all niggas built this
fucking universe.
Oh, I'm so sick of that.
You built this narrative.
No, no, not narrative.
You built a universe
where the people
are going to come
and talk about my wife
in the fucking comments
where the fucking girl
has to reach out to me
and say, yo,
please tell your wife
I said I'm sorry.
Calling me about
the Joe Budden TV community
and all that shit.
Like, girl,
what are you talking about?
I don't even know
that you're in there.
And how do you even
know about that?
For real, nigga.
Let a nigga live, yo.
They put my wife's name
in the comments, nigga.
My wife is incognito.
Boy, that woman
minds her business
and go to work.
Let her do it.
Let her live her life.
This life isn't for her.
You understand
what I'm saying?
Let me create, nigga.
Back to you.
If it was my wife,
if it was my wife
currently,
she would get
the whole thing, nigga.
Whole foot in his ass.
Yo, she learned
this nigga.
It won't be another one.
She was up here
with his ass.
Yeah, it won't be another one.
I got away
with that Holly shit
living her in the air.
Oh, yeah,
when you body slam,
when you put your hammer,
when you body slamming.
Are you crazy?
The body slam.
When you body,
I forget.
If currently,
I give my wife
the whole thing right now.
If it was a girl,
if it was,
if it was,
if it was last week,
nigga, she getting like
two million.
That's it?
Okay.
I got kids.
If the person
sends you to the store,
I'm joking,
and they the reason
you got the 315,
you got to bust it down
a little bit more.
Of course.
Come on, Mark.
No, no, no.
I ain't talking about
what you said.
I'm just saying in general.
I'm saying like,
yeah, of course, yeah.
I don't know.
I wouldn't give half.
You don't got to do shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, you do.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
Oh, shit.
She didn't say,
go buy a Powerball ticket.
You got a separate
bank account, right?
Take this and go buy it.
You got a separate
bank account?
These the numbers.
You good.
I'd have hit the lotto
and bought the cheap orange juice.
Oh, no, she getting
orange juice.
Here, baby.
She get a couple of them.
I might get you two or three.
Sunny D.
That's all they have, baby.
Couple different.
Tropicana, Sunny D,
all the brands.
Here you go.
Take your pick.
315, it's your girlfriend.
How much do you give her?
Girlfriend?
Is it still your girlfriend?
Yeah, but not like wife.
Like you said,
you got to go half.
But like,
if it's not your wife
and it's 315 million,
is she the reason
you went to the store?
15 million, nigga.
Look, we ain't got
a harp on it.
I mean, I said what I said.
I didn't hear your number.
Nothing.
Oh, shit.
She don't even know
this happened.
Yeah.
It's not your number.
Why does she know?
Y'all ain't shit, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man, refer to the tag.
I didn't see a future in it.
I'll take the risk.
Bitches used to kill me
with that.
Oh, you'll never find
nothing like me.
Well,
I'm going to
I'm going to see.
I'm trying.
I'm going to put
my best foot forward.
Close enough.
I'm the best you ever had.
Well, time will tell
if you're ultimately
right about that one.
I'm willing to find out.
Roll the dice.
Yeah, I'm willing
to roll the dice.
Let's see.
What else is important,
unimportant?
Let's see.
What do I have here?
Fourth of July.
We already did that.
We got a list.
Even though we didn't talk
about how there was
no fireworks.
At least on my part
of town.
I'm glad.
We ain't nothing
to talk about.
There's fireworks
upstate, boy.
There's fireworks
in my neighborhood.
It wasn't usually
it'd be fireworks
from like the second
to the twelfth.
Ain't nothing for nothing.
My backyard over here
is so much fucking
debris out there.
I know they was
going crazy over there.
Yeah, I ain't see enough.
They start making me think
they must want me
to take that ride
down 9-5 again.
Y'all want me
to get back in the game?
No.
I'll go right down
there to the spot
and buy all the fireworks.
All the neighborhood kids
will come gather around.
They'll think I'm fucking
the Santa Claus of July.
Just let me know
if I got to get back
in the game.
I do it for the kids.
Niggas fucked up.
I don't think that would do well
in your current neighborhood.
You might find somewhere
else to let it off.
Shit.
These niggas was
they was putting fucking
M-80s underneath
traffic cones.
Oh, shit.
Over here.
They was doing all types
of nut shit over here.
And it's better
than shooting people.
That's true.
That's true.
It is.
It was a quiet fourth, though.
Like I said.
Especially with it
being on a weekend.
And the rain was in the way, too.
I mean, the heat.
Both.
I was happy.
Three people lost their lives
in New York City
from the heat.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
26 people lost
their lives in New Jersey
and they rest in peace
from hypothermia
or whatever it was.
I don't think it's that one.
It's probably not.
It wasn't that.
It wasn't.
It definitely wasn't that one.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
Yeah.
That's terrible.
Why does he do that?
How y'all know it wasn't?
Y'all ain't do it.
Because we know
what the word hypothermia means.
If you die of hypothermia
in July, you deserve it.
Yeah, who are we?
What the fuck was you doing?
Trying to get cool, man.
It's possible.
No.
Well, maybe rest in peace.
Yeah, rest in peace, though.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
It's not in the music, right?
We got a list.
We got a list?
Oh, we got a B-Dot list.
A B-Dot for this show?
B-Dot.
We got a B-Dot list.
Who got the list?
I got it.
I posted it on my Twitter.
B-Dot's put out a list
of the top rappers
of the year.
That's what always
goes over well.
Yeah.
What's the criteria?
So what I liked
about B-Dot's list,
shout out to B-Dot,
was that he put
the reasons.
He said based on skill,
song slash features,
and presence.
Got it.
The first six months
of 2026.
And so number one,
should we go start
or should we start
from the back?
Pause.
Pause.
Yeah, we can start
from the back.
Yeah, yeah.
Go from 10.
Number 10, Rick Ross.
Uh, okay.
The hell is that based on?
Yeah, yeah, man.
The Max and French records?
Yeah.
You got two of those
that charted?
That ain't enough.
Presence was probably
the verses.
And his record
that he put out.
Which is a dope record,
but.
I like that record.
I'm not mad at him.
Did you have a T.I.?
Oh.
Yeah, I'm not mad at him
in a week or two
when his album drops.
But for the first six months?
I don't think he got enough
to, no.
Yeah, I don't know
about that, but anyway.
Presence, where's the,
go ahead.
Number nine, Currency.
Currency did put a couple
projects out this year.
He put out the Larry June
and Alchemist shit,
which was dope.
I love Currency,
so I'm not bad at it.
I'm not a real fan.
I don't know if he would've
been in my top 10, but.
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Number eight, Rock Marciano.
Okay, he dropped
a dope tape this year.
One?
One tape.
Not mad at that.
Okay, go ahead.
Number seven, French Montana.
I'm not mad at that.
These are making more sense.
French had a nice year so far.
He did.
French and Rock Marciano
make more sense to me
than Currency and Rick Ross
in terms of where they are.
Number six, Juvenile.
Juvenile dropped a tape.
Number five, Kanye.
Was the person
this year?
No, I don't think so.
Okay.
Maybe it was.
Yeah, I think it was.
Was it?
It was this year, yeah.
It was this calendar year?
Maybe, okay.
Yeah.
Number six is Juvenile.
Number five is Kanye West.
No.
Absolutely not.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Presence.
The Bully album did all right
and them shows
have been doing something.
But he has not been
rapping good.
This is the worst
rapping Kanye has ever done.
Just skill.
Skills, songs and features
and presence.
I think there should be weights
on these things.
Yeah, I agree with that.
Because part of the problem
is if you're famous,
you're always going to have presence.
Right.
Some of the presence
ain't even about the music.
That's not true.
Some people are famous
and look to have zero presence.
That's true.
I guess what I'm saying is
when you get to the top of the list,
it feels like some of these people
are higher on the list
because they have more presence,
but they're always naturally
going to have more presence.
When you see the top of the list,
you see what I'm saying.
And I disagree with that
about the top of the list.
But go ahead.
Okay.
Four, oh yeah, you know what?
I might be wrong.
Four, Freddie Gibbs.
Not bad at that.
I love his tape.
Skill, yes.
I do love his tape.
He's been moving around.
I'm good with Freddie Gibbs.
He should be on there.
Not at four.
Go ahead, though.
Number three is J. Cole.
Cole put out a tape
and he rapped really well on it.
And he had a lot of presence.
He had a lot of presence.
Put out a double album
and a hard mixtape with Clue.
Yeah, facts.
What can we say?
And he was everywhere.
No matter how I felt with the run.
I actually think that's good.
And he took that for,
he made it to every city in the civics.
He did, he did.
You gotta give it to him
just for having a good mechanic.
Cole makes sense to me.
Yeah.
Number two.
And he ain't called Drake.
That's right.
I wonder if they spoke yet.
Hell no.
Hell no.
Hell no.
Drake ain't talking to nobody now.
Especially.
Fuck y'all.
We got another big Drake beef
coming at some point.
It's here.
Well, go ahead.
Maybe.
This weekend is solidified.
Go ahead.
Number two is T.I.
Okay.
Two, though?
I'm not mad at T.I.
Yeah, I think that's,
I agree.
I support being a prisoner of the moment.
Yeah.
But, I mean,
if you think about the bad,
if you think about the shit
with 50 all up to now,
I mean, he's had a lot.
Up.
That's a lot of presence.
Good point, yeah.
That ain't just the moment.
And his family stepped in on that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a good point.
Yep, yep.
Skill is there,
songs, features is there,
and presence is there.
It's there.
It's there.
there. I'm in.
T.I. was number two for me. You convinced me.
I forgot about that. And number one, y'all be shocked
to know, is the boy. Drake.
Drake. And it should be. And it should be.
Yeah. I'm good with that.
I'm good with that. I am out of you
lists. Get him free. Intentionally
leaving Wale off your list, and I don't
care if y'all want to call me biased because that's
my friend. Whatever.
There's no way you
can, you, B-Dot,
you know better. Complex, all
of y'all that's doing these lists, I think
it's a thing now.
His album was last year, though, no? Sorry to interrupt your rant.
Yeah, everything that's left was last year, yeah.
The tour is this year. That's true.
The three records off of the album are
doing what they're doing
this year. Right, are doing that this year
because that album came out November. So all
of your shit, even though the album dropped, all
of your movement is this year.
It came out November 14th.
You know if you put your album out in November,
December, you kind of get robbed?
Oh, for sure. Always.
But I agree with everything Ice is saying.
I still think that there's a, even if this was
last year, it don't matter. I think there's
a thing with the people that do all of these lists
because Wale's known to be
so reactive when he's
left off. It's like a promo
tactic sometimes. You see him.
It's not like you don't see him.
If you're in hip-hop media in any way,
you see what he's doing. You see the turnouts.
You see it. So it's like, alright, you know what?
Let's leave him off because he's going to give us
our promo by going on a rant.
He's going to address this and he's going to,
as they say, you know, he gets sensitive over
these things because he's passionate
about his craft and
I'll get the Wale reaction
which will help my list out. I'm tired of it.
Do you think there's a world where B-Dot just doesn't
feel the same that we do about the Wale
album? Possibly. It ain't just the album
though. No.
I think it's possible.
And for the type of person that B-Dot is, the shit that he
likes? No. I don't think that's the case.
B-Dot has a great sense
of taste in hip-hop. Even if I don't agree with
every single pick, none of us agree on every single pick.
He knows.
First of all, everything is a lot. Wale's album
is an amazing album. It's just too good of a fucking album
for someone who knows hip-hop to not like it. And I know
B-Dot knows hip-hop. I bet you if he
made a top 15, Wale would be in it. He probably got
Wale somewhere around 11 or 12. I just think it's too low.
I would have had Baby Keem in 38 Special while we're
speaking to friends on this list.
Special put out a great project. Killed his verse
on the Benny shit. He's been shaking shit up on the
internet with the Jadakiss takes.
Whose spot does he take? Currency and. Kanye West can go somewhere else for now.
I think Special's a great pick too.
I think Special's a great pick. I agree with you.
And again, I am shutting up
because I don't know which one
of you motherfuckers deserve to be on the list
or not. I am not
qualified. I ain't listening
to no rap like that.
I have no idea what y'all
are rapping about. Well, not enough
to be able to say who's doing it the best.
Sorry.
I'm with you. I don't know what they're doing.
And I mean, I get it.
I think this should be a proxy thing.
It shouldn't. Mac should be up there.
Alright. Who?
He should have backslashed.
Yeah, you should have slashed it. That's all I'm saying.
You should have slashed it. Okay, I agree with that.
If French is there, Mac should be there with French.
He's been around. He's been around.
Just coming home after doing Seventeen to run that
Mac's been on, the shit that he's been doing, his records and all of that.
That's presence. That's everything.
Everything that you listed, if French is there,
Mac should be there. They should be there together.
He stepped to Big Daddy Kane. Even though he got his food aid,
he still stepped to him. Right.
Presence. Presence.
Oh, yeah. Oh, y'all convinced me.
But
it's not a bad list, B-Dot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not a bad list.
Why are we getting a list in July, though?
Half the year.
Half the year, you know?
We're halfway through the year. This is like a progress report.
Let's see where we at and then do it at the end of the year.
Alright. I'm not mad at that.
I like that over the end of the year. Now you're trying to remember
back to January shit that you ain't listening to.
That's true.
We miss you, B-Dot. I left your seat empty.
Oh, shit.
Watch your mouth, nigga.
Watch your fucking mouth, bro.
I'm not letting you do it with my man right here.
Watch your mouth. He's trying to bait us.
Anyway.
Real quick. Drake album with Platinum?
Yeah? I'm pretty sure that's. Yeah.
Actually, I mean, because he put out the three albums that did
750 day one.
Listening to y'all talk, number one, nigga.
I would imagine it's. I would imagine it's Platinum.
Drake is Platinum. You said what? He's Platinum.
Alright, so that means you did your research.
You could have just said, yeah, Flip, he's Platinum.
Well, what the fuck are you out there?
You could have asked Dean the Great that shit.
Don't come up here.
Don't come up here and ask me.
Y'all stop playing with us.
Yeah, EJ goes out there, too.
A lot of people in Turks.
Coincidentally, at the same time.
What you think is going on?
Y'all lucky I live with my girl, man.
They say 1.26 million total sales today.
That's AI saying that, so.
Let's go with Jersey.
But I believe that. That sounds right.
Right. It says they haven't. RIA hasn't certified it yet
because the label hasn't completed the certification
process.
Oh, shit. It's over.
That shit ain't never getting done.
No, that's what they do.
The check is in the mail.
Damn, who the fuck was it?
Somebody posted this shit.
It was like, yo, I officially have my first
Platinum single, but I'm not doing all of that shit
because I got to pay for this.
I got to pay for that.
I got to. Here, here's the shit from RIA, the invoice.
Got it.
Showing, hey, it's Platinum, and if you want it,
pay this.
I'm not paying that.
So here, here's my proof for y'all.
Oh, shit.
I forgot who it was. I'm sorry, but that. Respect.
Respect.
Now, Freeze is going to turn the volume down, yo.
Please don't stop the music.
Let's go, Freeze.
Power off on the ring, yo.
What's the problem, yo?
The aura range.
Yeah, it's too much.
Too much aura?
Too much aura.
Yeah, you body shit, yo.
Nah, he overdoing it now.
My fault. Let me not.
Let me not pie.
Nah, you body shit.
My fault. Let me not.
Yo, Lil Nas X likes girls.
We said this how many years ago?
Lil Nas X said that he likes girls now.
Right.
Now?
Oh, so it's over for boys?
Let me see.
What power?
We was back at your crib when me and Joe both was like,
yo, come on.
Nah, I'm out of here.
Y'all was all together at Joe's crib
talking about who Lil Nas X likes?
Yeah, that's what we do on weekends.
That's how we spend our weekends.
Mark, you trying to make everything weird.
Yes.
Yeah, okay.
Anyway, go Lil Nas X.
You had no idea what you've been missing out on.
You probably did.
Well, they all right girls.
Girls is cool.
Let me look up what he said.
Did he give a reason?
Yeah.
He got some pussy.
He said, I went and got around the bitches.
And you know what?
It turns out.
It turns out.
Well, that snapper got to him.
That's all.
I was here giving the devil a lap dance.
I could have been getting some pussy this whole time.
Freaking ass shit that nigga was doing.
You do the same thing, you get the same results, man.
You got to try something different.
The boys had him on the highway, butt ass.
The diaper, yeah.
And his fucking booty drum.
Damn.
Damn.
That nigga was talking to the cop like that cop wasn't.
Y'all remember that?
I do.
Motherfucker, that nigga out, man.
That nigga was trying to bag the cop.
Like, yo dawg, you can't do this, man.
No, no.
Get you some pussy, man.
We did.
You know, pussy change your life.
Pussy will have you too doing that shit.
About to say.
Have you done worse?
Nigga's been to a lot of places for some pussy.
Well, you probably have pants on.
You might have pants on.
Maybe.
Or at least that.
Yeah.
Maybe then.
Lance Unn Rivera's been in the news.
Oh, God.
Fuck y'all.
Lance is in the news.
I'm learning to just ignore y'all.
Lance is in the news because-
Lance is in the news.
It all goes back to Dame Dat.
Shut the Lance.
It all comes back to Dame Dat.
No, it goes back to Hov.
It goes back to Hov first.
He was responding.
The big thing he was in the news for was his open letter to Hov regarding the bar in the
Philly's picnic.
That's true.
That's fair.
Roots Picnic.
And they asked him what he thought about it.
Yeah.
And it was a dope open letter.
I liked it.
The open letter, it felt like, it sounded like somebody.
I watched the whole interview.
It sounded like somebody who was, who wanted to say something but was scared to say something.
I didn't get that.
No.
I mean.
I don't think he was wrong in what he was saying.
I think he was 100% right.
Okay.
What I'm saying is, he gave the letter which was basically kissing Hov's ass for three
minutes.
Yeah.
And then after he started saying like, it's fucked up to mention me on the raps.
But he didn't say it direct.
It sounded like he was like, he was very gentle and delicate.
You know, if you want to use me as part of your promo, maybe pay me.
You know, it was, for somebody who seems pissed about it, he was very delicate.
Delicate with his words.
And I didn't get that.
He was that pissed about it.
Yeah.
Do we know if he's pissed about it?
Hold on.
Hold on.
He seemed irritated.
Maybe he was wrong.
He seemed irritated by it.
The nigga stabbed me before.
Before he was up a couple of B's.
I might not want to piss this nigga off.
Then just don't do the interview.
I definitely write a three page letter.
I might talk a little nice about this nigga.
That's why I wouldn't have said nothing.
All right.
Art of dialogue, right?
This is an eight minute clip.
Shout out to Art of Dialogue.
He body and shit, yo.
Word.
I'm skipping this heartfelt open letter that he wrote to Jay-Z because it's too positive
for me.
I'm not writing a three page letter to somebody who stabbed me.
Fair.
No, everything he said in the letter was, "Jay-Z, you're the man.
You've helped so much.
Who you are."
All true.
He said a lot of good shit.
I still don't respect all of you niggas.
Can't contact with me.
So how?
Cancel the brunches.
Nah, let's go to the end.
Let's see.
I'm normal.
That is real.
No, he's still reading.
I think that what people need to understand is that. Most of Jay-Z's intentions is purely based on marketing.
I was part of the rollout for the products that's going out right now in the streets.
So I fell victim to that.
I'm used over and over again in that capacity.
Like I said, from the beginning, it's always been about marketing.
It's just that I continue to be the butt of the joke.
So he talks about trauma, but what about my trauma?
What about people who lived in trauma?
that he keeps bringing it back up and back up.
- I would sound like a bitch too, but that's fine.
- I mean, I understand marketing and promotions.
- You think he sounds like a bitch?
- Yes.
- Oh, I don't.
I don't think so either.
- If you want to send the message to your brand
and your partnerships that you're dangerous
and you'll threaten to hurt people using me
as an example of how dangerous you are
just to sell products, then that's up to him.
I'm not against him making money,
but like I said, he talks about trauma.
- All right, we got the point.
- Yeah, like I said, to me it sounds like somebody. - Sounds like somebody, I mean,
I don't think he's doing this,
but this just sounds like somebody who's wording a lawsuit.
Like trying to, you know what I mean?
- I didn't get that vibe for it.
- What was your opinion on that?
- It sounded really mature and healed, honestly.
And I think that he sounded like he was asking Jay-Z
to be more healed when regarding
me the person that was a victim
of your fucking alleged assault.
- I agree.
- I'm not mad at that.
- Okay, maybe I'll just never be that healed.
- Okay, there's a new take, say more.
- I think you got a couple options in this situation
once somebody stabs you, and then 20 years later
still making songs about stabbing.
One is to just be above it all and not comment,
which is what I would probably do if I'm him.
- Uh-huh.
- I think. It just comes across, and maybe this is some. - It's some you shit.
Who you are for crimes done against men
and crimes done against women is like two different marks.
- No, not at all.
- You don't give a fuck.
You don't give a fuck.
- No, I think you're missing my point.
I'm not saying, I'm saying talk your shit back.
- Why?
That's not how they handle it.
- Or you don't.
- You don't wanna do it.
- But there are other options there.
Why do you ignore the other options?
- There are other options.
You could be mature and write him a three-page letter
about how much you admire him.
- Now that's a little, I'm not with. The letter shit, but everything he said afterward,
it still sounded like it was coming from a mature place.
- Here's the thing for me.
- And he even ended with, "Yo, yo, pay, cut me a check."
He ended with, "Hey, you wanna use me in the egg?
"I'll be, I'm down to be part of the marketing.
"Cut me a check."
- If you're not part of marketing.
- He is part of it.
- He is part of it.
- He technically is part of the marketing.
- You're a bar in a freestyle.
I'm not marketing it around you.
I'm not, you're not a part of the marketing, though.
- The freestyle is. - The freestyle itself is one thing.
You are a bar in a freestyle.
- You are a bar in the freestyle.
- So I am a part of it, not a part of the. - This is some old school shit.
I like that shit.
- I'm a part of it.
- He's not suing, not nothing.
Yo, just break me off a little something
if you're gonna keep putting my name and shit.
I like that.
- And what about my trauma?
Why is that not valid?
I don't understand.
- He got stabbed.
- I don't see that as part of,
I'm not using you as marketing.
Like, if I'm running around here,
I don't know if I'm screaming, you know, everything. I did this so I'm selling dives.
Like, I'm saying some type of marketing shit.
- Everything about Jay-Z's rollout has been a master.
A master class in adult marketing.
From GQ, to the freestyle, to the Yankee shit,
to all the shows announced,
to even the hair, the secret, sacred, whatever.
- Secret.
- Every, all of it, but since the Frasier,
and it's all been marketing.
- Yes.
- If you say my name one time in the middle of that span,
I am a part of your marketing.
- And kindly asking you to break me off a little something.
- I understand.
- It's gonna be an important part, and yes.
- Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's not based around you.
- It could've happened without me.
Of course it's not based around me.
- That's what I'm saying.
- But, you know the power of your voice.
You said it.
I came in here the next day and said,
all these years later, like at what point,
what point do we stop?
- He did say that.
- Like, when is enough enough?
And if I feel like that,
I certainly expect for Under to feel like that.
- But see, but Joe, that's what you just said,
that's what I want him to say.
- Oh, I thought he did.
- Yeah, I got that from him.
- He said it, but he,
again, like I said from the top,
I just wanted to say it more direct.
- He wasn't direct or aggressive?
- Yeah, it was more like,
I mean, like you might not wanna do this anymore
because the, you know.
- That's just how we talk.
- No, I'm not making fun of his voice.
I'm saying the wishy-washy-ness of it.
- And he's well aware of who he's speaking about.
He's got a ton of respect and reverence for the guy.
- And it's hard for me to have--
- Reverence for somebody who stabbed you.
- And keeps rapping about it.
- 'Cause you can forgive someone that--
- But you can't do shit to him.
- You can't forgive someone that stabbed you.
- Yes, but actually, I was just a point
out of the Ruth's Picnic.
- I see what you're saying.
- Maybe he's more, again,
he might be more mature and developed than me.
I'm saying I would have difficulty--
- Oh, he understands I can't do but so much to this nigga.
- So you can just not say anything.
What I'm saying is--
- But I still wanna say something 'cause it's bothering me.
- It's his choice.
I'm not saying he did anything wrong.
I'm just saying it's a choice I wouldn't make,
and I don't like the way it makes him look.
I don't like the choice for him.
If I were his life coach or his manager or his PR team,
I would say don't do it this way.
He's got every right to do it.
- And I think that's so unfair,
'cause he was somewhere minding his fucking business
when someone made me look away.
- Right.
- So to say that him saying something
is making him look away--
- Again, again.
It's not him saying something.
It's what he's saying.
It's the three page--
First of all, if he just didn't do the three page letter,
I probably wouldn't have said shit.
When I looked at the--
- That letter was nasty.
- I was driving back,
and I was like-- - But I get it.
- I saw the headline.
It was like, "Unresponse or claps back to Hov."
And then it was like, "Dear Hov, you are the greatest."
And it was three minutes of that.
- Well, we can't blame him for headline culture.
We know what headline culture is.
- No, no, no, no, no.
I'm saying, but I'm not blaming him for the headline.
And I think it was a great headline.
I would make the same headline.
- See, that's a shame.
- Yeah.
I'm saying, in my mind, I was like,
"Okay, this is, I wanna hear what he's gonna say."
And it was just such a stark contrast
from what I thought he was gonna say to what he did say.
I would never start that letter off that way.
He's diplomatic, he's mature, cool.
- Or what if you know the power of who you talking to?
So let me--
- But let me, let me--
- But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, hey, hold up for a second.
Hold up for a second.
We are talking about people with 30 and 35 years
in the music business that have accomplished
a whole lot of shit.
- Word, correct.
- So, this is not his first time appearing
to be this professional
and appearing to be this type of businessman.
We ain't really heard a whole bunch about,
he handles himself--
- Yeah, yeah, we ain't heard no--
- He's heard some old school shit.
- Yeah, yeah, he handles himself a certain way.
So I mean, I'm not gonna just pretend like,
I feel like that's almost disrespectful to him.
- It is.
- And he gets a stake sometimes from fuckin' where
I get a stake from.
I'm not gonna do that to him.
- Yeah, yeah.
- He is who he is still.
We talkin' about Hov, but Hun is who he is.
- Yeah.
I think he would--
- I don't think his voice is this
because we talkin' about Jay-Z.
I think that he just has--
- That's just how he move.
- Yeah, that's what I think.
- If it's not Hov, does he still write the three page letter?
- No, I'm not vouchin' for the three page letter.
- 'Cause I will say that's probably how--
- See, I'm sayin' that's why you start
with the three page letter, because it's Hov.
- Yeah, and that's the part--
- Let me let you know, I'm not even comin' to you
on that type of time, so I'm gonna start,
lead with love, as some people say.
I'm gonna start here, and then let you know how I feel.
- Okay, I think how he felt got lost in all of that.
- And I don't think none of this story
is a story without Hov, not for nothin'.
If there was any, I'm not gonna say nobody's name
'cause I don't wanna be disrespectful,
but you put anybody else's name in that position
and rewrite history, it's not the same situation at all.
- True.
If you, again, I don't wanna go in circles.
Address it, I just didn't like,
it wasn't my cup of tea for how he did it.
But there was another part of that interview
they asked him about, which was about
the Charlie Baltimore stuff.
- I don't like the Charlie's game track.
- That one I heard, yeah.
- That was delicious.
- Yeah, and that's why I was saying it goes back,
that was the Dave Dash part I was saying.
They haven't done interviews,
and he was basically talking about the real reasons
why Un and Jay-Z had beef,
and they said it was over Charlie Baltimore.
And he went through this whole bit,
I don't wanna rehash all the gossip of it.
I think my--
- All it was was a bunch of gossip.
- And that was the moment where I thought
Un handled it really well.
You know, he basically--
- He was asked if they were ever intimate,
and he's like, listen, we're in the studio,
there's emotions high.
- Yes.
- Something to this effect.
- He said she was an artisan to me.
- Yeah.
- And were we intimate?
Yes, while we were writing songs.
Did it ever get, did we ever cross lines emotionally?
Sometimes, he made it all about the music, basically.
He was basically saying we just made good music.
- That's some old school professional shit.
- Old school professional shit.
- My thing is, he not even the first person to,
again, when Cam and Hov had they thing,
and Cam said that in the verse when he was dissing Hov.
He said it, and he said a little bit more after that.
But this was like, I don't even like the,
I didn't like it then,
and I don't like it now.
- I don't like it either.
- I'm dragging her into this.
- She was minding her own fucking business.
- I mean, and she responded, too.
- Yes.
- And she did well, I watched it,
and I like her response.
- What was the response?
- She said, she basically denied it.
She said, I don't know why Dame is doing this.
I don't know if he's joking, if it's a bit.
- She didn't deny it, no.
- Well, she didn't.
- She just didn't.
- She didn't affirm it.
- She didn't admit it, yeah.
- Yeah, that's better.
- Yeah, yeah, she didn't deny it.
Basically, she was saying, I looked at Dame,
every time I've been around Dame Dash,
he's been a CEO, he's been a go-getter.
- Bullshit.
- He's been doing bullshit.
Me seeing this side of him is very shocking to me.
I never saw that side of him,
and I don't wanna be a casualty of war.
She said, if I said I did it, they gonna say something.
She said, if I said I didn't, they gonna say I'm lying.
She said, this man Jay-Z is a married man.
Why are we 26 years later talking about what happened?
This man is a married man, he got a lot going on,
he has children.
- Yes.
- I don't wanna be a part of that.
This is not something that I wanna encourage or engage with.
I don't wanna change that.
- Go Charlie.
- First of all, Charlie, if you're listening,
I love you, I miss you.
- She's amazing.
- Wow, 'cause I didn't hear any of this.
Y'all lucky to get even that from fuckin' Charlie Bolton,
I'll tell you that one.
She is one of the four mothers.
She's one of the four mothers of keeping it P,
for lack of a better term.
- Yes, sir.
- Philly shit, yes, sir.
- Stop, stop, 'cause you're Amber.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
- Backing down.
- Yeah, that's what I'm saying about him.
That's what I'm saying about him.
- Real fast.
- Now you wanna claim Charlie Baltimore.
- What you saying now?
- We got a few other people to answer for from Philly.
But go Charlie, go Charlie.
- Amazing.
She killed it
That's how it's supposed to go
She did
I respected her
More than everybody in this
That's just
Yeah
Can we just stop this shit now
Like
Please
I just no more
And again I'm part of the problem
Charlie never even wrote a book right
She ain't did shit
Nah she been chilling
She been minding her own business
She be chilling
Charlie's great
All these dudes man
Just telling everybody business
I mean what the
Yo one day
And maybe it won't happen
No time soon
Cause all these bitch ass niggas
With microphones
Gossiping on podcasts
But it be the dudes
It be the dudes
It's the content world
I'm sorry y'all
It's the dudes
No but even before content world
No it's been the dudes
It's always the dudes
I got you
But a lot of people these days
They subscribe to content
It's the dudes
But we don't say always
It's the dudes
For the most part it's been the dudes
It be the fucking dudes
It's dudes
I have an extra question
What did y'all expect Dame to do
Right
I'm never talking about Dame Dash again
I told you where I stand
I'm not
I'm not
Dame Dash
Yup
I'm done
I didn't know that
Something happened
No I'm just done
He's on the list
He's on my list
It's a lot
It's a lot
I have a list of people
That I'm just not going to talk about
Yeah
And Dame Dash has unfortunately
Made his way to that list
I've said that a million times up here
I got too much respect for Dame
So that's all I'm going to say on this
I got you
Say no more
Yeah
That's rough
And I don't want to feed the beast anymore
I understand
I understand your question
I get it
I feel like this man
Niggas made fun of his financial
Niggas don't get it
Niggas made fun of him
And one person has outweighed another
And then when he gets there
To explain himself
Niggas is making fun of him
So why not just lean into the content
And do what you got to do
And to make your way to the headline
I think
I think people
I'm telling you
Listen
You're right
When niggas was poking fun of him
And saying nigga was washed up
Nobody reached a hand out
To help that nigga
No one
Niggas was doing that
His fucking business did that
They put all his business online
They say he lost this
He lost his steak here
He lost his business
Look how bad he is
They bring him back
They bring up the fucking
Shit that he did
What's that Rockefeller documentary
He did when he was yelling at somebody
They bring up all that
Yo this is the reason
Why he lost all of this
Or him
They speculate
Now when a nigga talk about it
And he leans into content
And he becomes part of the content
It's a problem
Yes I do see what
A lot of people are saying
And I do understand
When you look at somebody
In a certain light
And now
They're going a route
That seems mud slingish
Sometimes your back
Is against the wall
And you have to just lean into it
And become the mud
He invented the word
Shady pad
That's my point
But when you lean into it
And become the mud
You also have to be aware
That people are going to
Look at you that way now
And as long as you cool with that
You cool with that
Like Dane might be perfectly fine
With the way people look at him
But people are going to look at you
Like you said
He came up with shady pad
He did
So there are people
That's going to say
Nah not you
That's my issue
Not you becoming that
You got a right to
Again defend yourself
Explain yourself
It's your stories
You can tell your stories
But to me there's
There's rules to this
That we all kind of abide by
Even if you're not
Even up here
There's shit we talk about
Shit we never talk about
Facts
And Dane didn't just live by those rules
He kind of made them in public
He was the one
Like you said
Saying don't be shady paddies
Men shouldn't be up here
Talking about men
Shouldn't be talking about
Other people's money
Shouldn't be
I mean he made literally
A list of shit you shouldn't be doing
How fucked up it was to do
Yeah I saw it
And he seems to be doing
Every single one of those things
So again I admire Dane
I've respected Dane
For a long time
He in a video
With a little white artist
Dissing Rockefeller
Is that dissing Jay-Z
Or some shit
With a little white girl
Like what the fuck
Come on please don't get me started
On Dane
I got you
Yeah I'm going to tell the truth
About him
And I don't want to
I got too much respect for him
But some of this shit
Is just a little
It's too goofy now
And he's too fly
I mean when I saw that single
That came out a couple weeks ago
Y'all heard it
Yeah
He's too dope
And too
And listen
And I'm with beefing
I'm with
Your breath stink crew
With the white girl
That's my man
I don't give a fuck
I don't know what the fuck
That nigga was doing
He was in a trailer
I said oh shit
What the fuck they doing
I didn't understand that
That's funny
I laughed
I laughed
I'm like what are you doing
That's funny to me
I'm sorry
Oh my god
You guys are looking at it
From such a
No we're looking at it
From the lens of
I get what you're saying
You're not wrong
But I'm just taking it
As your Dane
Has made a decision
The guy that barked
On Kevin Lowndes
About them jackets
And the clip
That we all saw
It ain't supposed to end like this
That's what it is
And if it ends
Like that
Then people are going to
Retroactively go back
To every single thing
You said and did
And we're going to
Look at it through
What did you
My breath stink
Your breath stink
I smell
What is that stupid shit
You didn't even think
Stop
Let me ask you a question
Teep Teep
Not about Dane
But let me ask you a question
Thanks for the plug
There's a lot of people
There's a lot of people
That get
Hold on Mark
There's a lot of people
That get ignored in society
Right
And they get ignored
And it's not until
They do something outrageous
Or content
Where people start
To pay attention
What was that
Basketball player again
That niggas
He was a
He was a
He was a draft pick
Like out of high school
Kwame Brown
Kwame Brown
Nobody gave a fuck about him
Until he started doing that shit
And then he became
Popular
He was able to make money
Or whatever the fuck
He was doing
Whether it was through YouTube
Or what
These things happen
No he got re-popular
He got re
That's what I mean
He got re-popular
But these are the things
That happen
Because this is how
Society is built
This is what this is made of
The internet
How you can make money
And how
Well
When you go down
A certain lane
If the positive lane
Isn't working
When you
You're going down
A certain lane
You get the attention
You want
You get the money
You want
And it's just how
You capitalize off it
I don't think
You're saying nothing wrong
It's just the problem is
Again back to the
Specific person
All the things
He told us a man
Is not supposed to do
You're doing them
That's where people
Are looking at it
Maybe because that
What they were doing
But getting a
But it's even deeper
Than that right
Like I'm all for
Friends beefing
Friends could beef
I feel like that's
A part of friendship
It is
If my two friends beef
I'm certainly gonna watch
How they beef
Because certain parts
Of it is off limits
That's what I'm saying
Okay
Y'all could fight
It could even be
A rough fight
Some parts of that
If it get too far
I'm taking notice
Y'all could go back
And be friends again
But I'm looking at you
But I'm looking at it
A little shaky
Yes
And that's part of
Part of what it is
With him
Yeah
He's past the boundary
And now I'm sitting
And talking about
I'm done talking
About this nigga
Okay
Yeah
Yeah I'm not
Talking about him
It hurts though
As a nigga that was
In Dame crib
Trying to make joints
Fucking think tanking
As somebody that
Watched him
I was in that building
To watch it be
Where it is
Now
That's not the way
You want the story to end
Why do you think
People don't reach out
And help niggas like that
I don't give a fuck
I'm not talking about
Fuck Jay
I'm not talking about
Not fuck Jay
Forget him
I'm not talking about him
Just in general
You touch so many
People's lives
If you had to come up
With a conclusion
As being in the industry
Why won't a person say
Yo hey
Outside looking in
I would say that
Bridges have been burnt
Or also
For whatever reason
I don't know
I would say he's a liability
I would also say that
Who
How do we know that people
Haven't reached out
Or helped
And something may have happened
And now I'm cutting them off
On and off the record
Really
Yes
And some people have just helped
And it's worked out
And other people have tried to help
And they didn't get the response
They wanted
Because of the lack of humility
You know what I mean
I don't know what's true
And what's not
But I know for a fact
That there's been help offered
Got it
Okay
You know what I mean
Prayers up to everybody involved
T's and P's
Thoughts and prayers
We'll be going then
Peace and love
Yo
I hope everybody's great
Fend for yourselves
It's a cold world
Grab a water
And a flashlight
It gets dark out there
Easy for you to say
Why is that?
Because you fought
You fought through it
I would expect you
Out of all people
Then it's not easy to say
No
A person
A person that fought through it
It would be easy to say that
That's a person
That should say that
Why would it be harder to say
Because you fought through it
Unless I'm saying something wrong
I don't want to say
He's saying you made it out
Okay
On and off
On the other side
You're good now
So it's easy for you to say it now
But that's a result of putting me
As a person
No no no
I'm just saying what Flippin said
It's easy for you to say
At this point
Because you've already made it through it
And you're up
Right
Whereas somebody who still
Is trying to get to that point
It's harder for them to
To hear that
If I'm not correct
Yeah you're correct
Yeah
Got it
I don't want to respond
So Lil Nas X likes pussy
So Lil Nas X likes pussy
Lil Nas X likes pussy
Most importantly
Grab it up for him
That shit is good
It's alright
It's alright
Pussy's good
Whatever he likes
I got some medium news for y'all
I know a lot of you
Have been asking
I know you pay attention
To electoral politics a lot
So I know
You've been wondering Joe
You're going to answer my question
I think I got the answer to that
Thank you
It's not the answer you want though
Okay
So people have been wondering
If Mitch McConnell
Yes
The senator is dead
Oh
I was about to call Mark
Mark
I know you know
What the fuck
Because for those that don't know
He's been in the hospital
Since I think like June
Maybe 16th
Somewhere around there
And no one's heard a peep from him
Mitch McConnell by the way
Is one of the most
He's a piece of shit
There you go
And I didn't wait for him to die
Just to be clear
So when he does die
Knock on wood
I will still be able
To say it with some
You know consistency
I've been saying it for decades
He's a terrible person
In every way imaginable
But he's been in the hospital
For a couple months now
Or a month now
And no one's heard from him
And people are starting to think
He might be dead
There have been some reports
From the hospital
That he's brain dead
And he's been in the hospital
And that no one's telling anybody
And this is something
Y'all need to pay attention to
First of all
Tinfoil time
Yeah it's definitely tinfoil time
You know what I mean
Because Republicans
Will let somebody be dead
And not tell nobody they dead
Because what they don't want to do
Is have a special election
While they're down
Because if there's a special election
Right now in Kentucky
The Democrats could take that seat
And it'll be part of a takeover
Of the Senate
So they'll do a weekend at Bernie's
At least for a couple of months
- Until November?
- At least until November to make sure shit is,
shit is Gucci so just pay attention
to this I've made some personal phone
calls to his people
I made personal phone calls to
people in that neck of the woods
and the word is that he's
not dead
but maybe not doing great
but time's a ticking
so we'll find out
soon but he's not dead I don't believe he's
dead like when that report came out
about Clive like a week before he died
and Clive is in the hospital I was like
alright
in what section
I've seen a freezer section
holy shit
on guard though
for real the hospital
at 93 whatever
that's funny
hypothermia
that's stupid
holy shit
alright so Mitch is
Mitch is alive
but alright
clock is ticking
clock is ticking
and then when we'll find out we'll be
yeah now that's the question
we might find out at Thanksgiving
people be dead for as long as time these days
I don't know
he wasn't looking the liveliest
the last time we saw him
ain't that when he short circuited or something
yeah
oh yeah
alright
now
it's coming back to me
alright
alright
alright
alright
alright
alright
I didn't know this stuff one time
press conference
good way or bad way
you know what
nope
yeah
yeah I don't know how tinfoil this is but
yeah
watch your local news
yeah
no that's where the tinfoil come in
cause they won't tell us
that's true
now
is this a good
I saw this episode of Scandal by the way
boom
exact same one
oh yeah
anybody watch the Louis CK special on Netflix yet
yep
oh
I didn't even know it was out
devastating
really horrible
really
what
devastating
I don't know if I've ever been this disappointed
in a piece of media in my entire life
really
really
I almost cut that shit off
but I was like
it's Louis
I gotta keep playing through it
so you saw it through
and it was hard
it didn't get better
I think the last 10 minutes
I was probably like
alright I'm going to bed
this is enough
oh that hurt
wow
that shit is
that hurt
I wasn't even gonna
you watched the whole shit
yeah
you agree
it's bad
it's one of the worst things I've ever seen
it's really really
it's really
he was like on some
fucking like
bad Eminem jokes
that's what the majority of it was
yeah like
oh then my dad fucked me in the ass
like it's like
alright fam
like alright
for an hour of that
yes
no
not saying nothing
much better than that
yeah no
no point
no poignant
loophole at the end
that brings it all together
none of that
nothing
just really bad
pedophile jokes
my dad might have fucked me
or did or didn't
and my mom has bad pussy jokes
I mean he opened with
I have
I have AIDS
he opened with
uh
damn
I went to take
an AIDS test
because
I just wanted
some good news
and as it turns out
I have HIV
and as it turns out
you can get it
from fucking rats
yes
I fucked a rat
that was
and I got HIV
yeah
and
and the rat
doesn't have to be
gay
yeah gay rat
but this one was
it's like that was the open
yeah
it was fucking bad
damn
he lost me already
I wanted some good news
it was actually funny
and then it just
it got worse
it gets worse and worse
there's a funny joke
in there somewhere
I missed it
I missed it
I sat there like
this whole time
really
damn
he's one of my favorites
mine too
yeah
like all time favorites
same
yeah
he didn't even look the greatest
no he didn't look great at all
what was the AIDS
he didn't look
I'm not gonna say that
see
you can't tell Mark
that kind of shit
he didn't look the greatest
uh
that backdrop
didn't look the greatest
this was just like
if you're a Louis C.K. fan
this was not it at all
yeah
and for this to be
like my girl was judging me
like what are you
why are we
yo is this what you landed on
yeah
then it's that part right
I happen to agree about everything
that's on the fucking TV
look ma
yes
I'm a fan of this white guy
I wanna see what's going on with him
right
and it's no good
that's the worst
when you try to put on something
for your girl
like nah he's dope
he's dope
he's dope
and then it's not
oh yeah
it was really
this is what you think is funny
Joe did you put a TV in the bathroom yet
no
the toilet has
listen to me
a small
just this one
just 14 inch
in the bathroom
it'll change everything for you
make it your little home base
you can do everything you want
you can watch the porn
you can chill
you can read
you can watch content
yo bro you good bro
I'm great
I don't watch
I don't have a TV
in my bathroom but
and you look like
you've been getting some
some rest
you look good man
actually last night
was the first night I got right
I was in a hotel
the last couple nights
and I didn't get a lot of rest
and my son woke up early
but last night
I got about 14 hours
oh when you were home
I was home
yeah yeah
when your wife was home
uh yeah
I mean yeah
she came home later
when she got home
you woke up
about 1am
no when I woke up
she was home
1am
hey hold up
hey
alright
she was working
she was finishing her books
I gotta talk to Ms. Hill yo
I respect her too much
even playing around
1am
she's allowed to work
you don't think she should
I believe in her work
not 1am
flip you a second
1am
I'm sorry
let Licky come home 1am
niggas
I'll be like this
by the dawn
she didn't come
she didn't come home 1am
I woke up at 1am
and saw she was home
I think she got in
like 11.30
I think she got in
like 11.30
I think she got in
like 11.30
Aaliyah you love yo
Mark
she was in the office working
Mark were you asleep
nigga
what I trust my wife
alright
me too
and her personal trainer
you trust your wife
you too
don't touch me please
what are you doing
with my wife
here's my
here's my wife
here's my only
hypothetical question
in the event
here you go
that there was
infidelity happening
your wives
did that shit
not did
and is doing
active
actively
two can play that game
well before we get there
my question
my question is
damn
yo you good
you good
yo
give me that passion too
I mean I wasn't finished
the heck with
the whole thing
I mean I was like
I was like I'm not gonna play this game
I was like I'm not gonna play this game
I don't think so really I don't think it would either I don't think so because now we're all
living together you start to you start to notice their patterns you start to notice their regular
y'all keep saying that and I don't want to turn this into that yeah well what there are women
that are great at cheating yes of course there are some women where you won't be able to detect
the change in pattern in less than a month yeah I think that's right I'm not speaking for any of
our partners yeah I'm just saying it ain't just oh there's a pattern and the pattern is changing
I would spot it because when you live with somebody you know no there's people out there
that are good at this there's people out there that live with their partner for eight nine ten
years and feel like they had the rug pulled from under them or somebody came to me woman to woman
or man to man or you learned that the last eight years you know when you've been dropping the baby
off at the sitter the nigga lives around the corner but you know but you know what also hold
up you know what also happens in the world you know what also happens in the world you know what
also happens in the world you know what also happens in the world you know what that same person looks back and say oh shit I saw certain shows ignore it but that makes the answer to my question but you still but we saying Rex just seeing the change seeing a change and attributing it to something is two totally different things so some people will see the change and let it go my question wasn't how long do it take you to notice a pattern change in your partner and then my question was how long would it take you to know that this is what's happening it's quick for me it'd be
very I can't speak very well you know again one off you know that could happen um what else needs our attention minor or major let's see here now no I'm done with Marcel as well not right now you want to do a oh shit you were talking about uh uh what is the tv show you told Louis CK oh yeah you were talking about Louis CK yeah let me tell y'all something out there and I know we don't normally we don't normally do this here but I gotta do it after that episode I saw the other night what you got
you watch love Corbin
get the fuck out of here yo honestly no no listen what Corbin is doing on tv he already got his jersey in the fucking he is uh he is a love I love Island's got five seasons Corbin eight yes it's eight yeah this is season eight of us of us oh I'm not yeah UK is some old
minus at five seasons no no no he's not wrong with you dude I can bet this isn't is he true or he watched it
he watched the shit he might have seen him talk about it he ain't watching all right fuck up just
Corbin's a legend man absolutely am I lying is he a legend I'm pissed they got him out of here man
he's gone he's gone he's gone Corbin's gone that was some bullshit that was absolute bullshit now
now you want to make challenges grant you immunity fucking a week what five episodes left
I know Kenzie should have been bent off this show she's horrible how the fuck is she still there
that's what I'm saying wow serious
every week when I think she's gone who you got winning
Trinity no it's Trinity and Bryce's I think I think uh Melanie and Sincere gonna make a run for it in
this last week it's Trinity and Bryce's show bro I agree it's over it's been over I can't believe
Zach and Kata got voted so poorly I can't they're not compatible shit do when y'all watch this do
your cycles align me and Isis yeah yeah yeah we'll be dead on we're locked in what a bunch of bitches
actually you know what the other night I'm like all right my girl is here okay let me turn on Love Island
can't see what and see what it is so we go to Love Island and I want when you go to it it
automatically starts playing the trailer the trailer is all these people introduce themselves
to me nigga I couldn't put it on I couldn't put it on once these bitch-ass niggas started
introducing themselves and flexing I'm Tyler I play volleyball and I'm a cancer the contestants
never know what I'm bringing to the house the intro might be the worst part of the show it's
like 10 of those it was horrible yeah huh the intro and the narrator worst part of the show
yeah sometimes it be funny though but a lot of people like Love Island so that's me me I gotta
get my wife she watches the British one she said she about to start watching this one I'm not
watching the British she said the British one I'm gonna watch I'm not watching none of it but
I'm watching I tried my wife just came home like hell you know we gotta check out Love Island the
British the new show I just discovered yo you know my guy yo oh man I can I can spot the pattern
would you like a spot to take my wife's been killing these TV suggestions
I'll play Love Island I'll play Love Island I'll play Love Island I'll play Love Island
here's a bright idea for you guys out there I laughed I laughed when I heard it so it's only
right I give it to y'all United Airlines is trying out a new thing so there's less
congestion shorter wait times at the airport sounds great if they are trying what they're
calling uh if I remember what right some type of Twilight program early luggage drop-off
program so if your flight is at 9:00 a.m. uh-huh you may get an email 24 hours before the flight
come drop your shit off and if you do you could drive to the airport and drop your bag well back
home and then go home only for them to come back to you that is a double sever yeah now I already
lose my shit when it's on the same plane right now I already lose my shit when it's on the same plane right now
They're trying it out
Yeah okay
They're trying it out
Good luck
Shit
I had to rewind the shit
When I heard it
I was like huh
I wish I would
I was gonna go to the airport twice
Twice
I mean do I get some discount
For doing this
It's never happening
Nah
No
That one ain't gonna work big dog
Never ever ever ever
Let's try it
Ayo
Can we say like
There's a couple of people
In the world
Who feel like they have
A lot of power
And flight attendants
Are one of them
The airlines in general
They just feel like
They do what the fuck they want
Outside of this shit
I'll slap that lady
Nigga outside of this shit
I'll slap the shit out of you
Nigga don't you talk
They feel they got mad power
You can't do nothing about it
Can't
Not a damn thing
You can't
Won't play with that list
If you could buy a better seat
Yeah that's true
They do treat their niggas
In the first place
They are nicer
Yeah they are nicer
You were sitting bitch in the back
I'm in the front of economy
42 East
Listen they
They come with the warden
They do mad shit
They try to close it up
Like fuck y'all
One bag of press
Was for you Flip
Nah I get four nigga
I'm from Queens
My bad
Yo I saw the interview
That Floyd Mayweather did
With Cam'ron
Explaining how
He's not popped
Let me tell you
He's popped
Boy did he sound popped
Everything he said
Trying to say he wasn't popped
Sounded popped
I get it
I get it
And he did what he's supposed to do
Yeah yeah yeah
That's what I'm saying
I get it
Yo nobody took my houses
And now that Mark feels bad
Nobody took my car
I still got everything
All my people still paid
If I'm popped
You would see it somewhere
Yeah like he would probably be like
Bouncing checks
Yeah yeah yeah
Watches and shit like that
Taking imaginary fights
Right right
Yeah
He gotta be popped
Cause I'm not even really
Well connected in this
And I've gotten calls
Hey I shouldn't get calls
But I got them
Yeah yeah
Yeah
Tease and peace
Tease and peace
There you go
Mark don't care but I care
And Tupac cares
If nobody else cares
I feel bad
I'm on the same type of time
I feel bad for Floyd
Yeah I care
I don't care
I don't care how much he was balling
I don't want nobody to be broke
Or get him kidnapped in Dubai
He probably wants some of that money
He's set on fire
This might be a good time
To get it back
Well
Hey yo listen
I was like
You know I was like
Hey I had to shut y'all the fuck up
I don't think that means
He deserves what he's going through
Oh god
Yeah
No one said he did
It just means
People are gonna be
People are gonna feel
Less sympathy for you
I don't think
I'm not mad at people
That doesn't make me feel that way
I'm not mad at people
I get it
Yeah
I get it
I don't wanna see
I don't wanna see nobody go broke
And I don't
You know
And
I was just in Miami
You know
You know what I was doing in Miami
Working
We done
What were you doing?
I was just hanging out
With the guys over there
And shit like that
Money team?
Not the money team
Adrian Brona
Dean
Shout out to them
What I've noticed though
Wait is that part of your content announcement?
That you're gonna be rocking with them?
Nah
Give me a second
What I've noticed
Is that
People
Like
To encourage
Other niggas
To just
Act crazy
Let me say that
Cause I don't wanna insult
My mans and them
Like when we was in the spot
You know what I mean
They were like
Giving AB the liquor
Trying to get him to drink a turnip
And you know what I'm saying
He getting all that money now
So he's giving it out
And niggas is encouraging this
So when Flip came around
And I put a stop to that
They didn't like me
Actually they wanted me out the spot
You know
When I was trying to get AB
Out of there
But it's just crazy
When a nigga go broke
And a nigga get
Back into
You know
The fucking field
Looks a little crazy yo
People
To me
Are predatory
You know in this business
And they don't want the best for you
If you
They want you rich
They want you broke
They want you in whatever position
They can get the most out of you
And extract from you
And that's why you gotta be around
People who care about you
For every person like you
That's gonna protect them
There's gonna be ten people
That's gonna try to make content out of you
I haven't made content out of it too
Yeah but you're not doing it
At his expense
No
And if you could've made
Ten times as much
To watch him turn up drunk
You wouldn't do that
I wouldn't
And that's the difference
But then
You saw all of that
That shit's ass
That shit's whack
That shit's corny
Niggas doing that
Yeah
It is
Fuck off
Even if niggas are making money
That shit's ass
And it's corny
And it just comes off
Away so
Yeah
Thank you
Yeah, well, there's a lot of money in that shit too, Joe, but money ain't everything.
And niggas try to, Joe, you got to see, I don't be a, I be in my own world.
When I hear y'all stories, I be in my own world.
When you actually go out there and see it, and you fucking up niggas' plays,
and niggas just took out $10,000 and gave it to somebody, and like just doing shit.
I don't know what's up with my man.
You know, I don't know what liquor does or what, when you get it.
I look at it as catching up to the times that you miss, because, you know,
if you rich and then you go broke and then you get rich again.
Listen, there's a bunch of millionaires out there with health complications.
That's a fact.
There's a bunch of billionaires out there with health complications.
True.
Don't be the guy to be out there just doing whatever for some money
and then get a health complication.
Now we're like, oh, what could I have done differently?
You start looking at shit in hindsight.
It's like, yo, dog, like, how old we got to be now?
We talked about when Wayne missed the show, and then he came out and said it.
He was like, yo, I suffer from seizures, and one of the triggers that I know,
or I may possibly have a seizure, is I get these migraines.
And he was like, I had got one of them migraines prior to the show,
so I said I can't do the show.
Now, take it how you will, but back to people, millionaires with health complications,
if that is the case, these motherfuckers, they'll be like,
nigga, we don't care, get your ass out here and do this show.
We want to record it.
Yeah, or if it's a stream or something with some content piece, we don't care.
Get your ass in front of this camera so we can monetize it.
I don't like it.
Why are we here?
Yeah.
I want to send a shout out to Rory.
Before we started recording, we received some real unfortunate news about Rory
that he shared on his podcast about health complications.
So it's confirmed?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hit him immediately.
Oh, word.
He had a stroke.
Or strokes.
I haven't spoken to him just via text, but yeah, it got scary for him recently.
Shout out to Rory, yo.
I'm sending love.
Shout out to Rory.
That ain't no joke, man.
Rory, I'm glad you all right.
I hope you're all right.
I'm praying for you.
I love you.
Yeah, that shit ain't work.
We got to, every time, everybody got to stay on top of this shit, man.
Yeah.
I just saw Rory.
We was at the Wale show a couple weeks, two weeks ago.
Wow.
Yeah.
Scary shit.
You don't want to hear that about nobody, bro.
Y'all caught him with y'all health checkups and all that shit?
Yes.
Yes.
I'll stay on top of all that shit.
Me too.
Rory, I love you.
If Ashley was alive, she would say, are you chasing?
Yeah.
That's funny, sir.
That's funny.
That was terrible.
That's funny.
She would have.
Rest in peace, Ashley.
All right.
What else?
What else?
What else?
I had a moment this weekend where I was almost, almost, almost proud of Donald Trump.
Huh?
Shit.
I knew you voted for that motherfucker.
It was you the whole time?
It was him.
We got him.
We got him.
No.
You know, it was, y'all saw the situation where the striker for the United States, and
we're talking World Cup for a minute, a little football, where he basically got suspended
for a game, and suspensions happened.
It probably was a bad call.
They looked like they just ran into each other, whatever.
It was a bad call.
But Donald Trump made a phone call.
Big T.
To the FIBA officials or whoever you call when these things happen.
Somebody.
You think he got through?
Oh, he got through.
Oh, he got through.
Oh, okay.
And the suspension was lifted.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh.
And understand, this is like the first time this happened.
I think it was one of the times in the 60s where it happened, but in general, it don't
work.
It don't go like that.
People are all, I was on Piers Morgan yesterday.
The British people are mad as fuck about it.
Oh, shit.
That was the lead story.
Shit.
Belgium was sending attorneys.
They was ready.
They was like, yo, we're not going to allow this.
We're going to sue.
But it was like, you know, United States, we play lawyer games.
That's our bag.
Yeah, that's true.
Y'all win in football.
And beat the shit out of us in football.
But you don't want to play in football.
You don't want to play us in court.
That's true.
But go ahead.
I don't know.
I mean, I don't think politicians and especially presidents should be jumping into sports events.
However, it was kind of nice.
All right.
I was waiting for that part.
Oh, yeah.
He's our best player?
Or one of our important players?
Important player.
Okay.
Important player.
They were making a big deal.
Like, I don't follow.
I don't really, I don't know who he is.
But I saw a big deal being made that, oh, how's he going to miss the game?
No.
We don't have a shot now.
We didn't have a shot anyway.
That turns out.
The way it turned out.
But people were, it was a big deal that he wasn't going to play in this game.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know.
So if the president could call and make some shit shake.
Yeah, yeah.
Call Big T.
Do something good for once.
Yeah.
And then you go get our man in there.
Yeah.
So do we think that the Trump sports curse is still real, though?
Well, that's the, that, thank you, Parks.
It's still real.
That's the other piece.
He seems to be ruining everything he fucking touches.
Yeah.
He maybe should have stayed out of it.
Yeah.
Might have won without Duke.
Yeah.
Parks had, like, one piece of smut on their record after that Atlanta series, and it was
when Donald Trump shows up.
Now he call FIBA.
I keep saying FIBA.
You keep calling, you know, whoever you call for soccer.
You know, that shit is over.
Whoever it was.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
Yeah.
We're out of it, though.
Yeah, we out.
What would you, what would you prefer him to get involved in?
If you had to say.
I don't know.
Freeing people.
Stopping wars.
Feeding people.
That's it.
Otherwise, I wouldn't say shit.
Yeah.
Say it again.
Sports related?
Or you just saying.
Social.
Yeah, yeah.
Sports related or social.
You know.
I mean, it's much more important things, but if it was something that mattered to me, I
would like for him to get on the phone with LeBron James and work this shit out where
LeBron brings his ass to Philly and we go get us a check.
America 250.
What better way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of America than to go to the place where it
all started.
It started in Philly.
That's right.
We are the Cedar and Sedgwick of democracy.
Talk to him.
Philly all started in Philadelphia, so LeBron could bring it home 250.
What better way to celebrate America than LeBron James as part of the Philadelphia 1776ers?
Boom.
I don't think LeBron going to the Sixers, man.
You just hating.
Yeah, I don't want to hear that.
What are you watching basketball?
What the fuck, bro?
You didn't have to do that.
I can't even see.
You don't want us to be happy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was true, but.
I got a lot of people in Philly that I love, man, but I'm just saying.
Well, don't say that because you might can't go back to Philly talking like that.
Yeah, I got good friends over there, man.
Yeah, not if you keep talking like this.
Not because it's LeBron.
My nigga, LeBron coming to Philly will be major.
Yes.
We made our plea, and I think we're about two days away from an announcement.
So he's doing that TV shit again?
No, no, no, no, no.
Shit, he might.
I think he learned his lesson.
Do that shit on the Rocky steps.
Did he say he learned his lesson from the big Miami shit?
Yeah, man, there's going to be some type of content behind that motherfucker.
It ain't going to be a post like he did when he was going to the Lakers.
It might not be a live fucking.
From the YMCA.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A block on television, but we going.
He can do it from Max's in Philly, LeBron, Erie.
Go down there, go to one of the local shaky bunks in Delaware Avenue.
My jersey would be his.
Saturday.
Oh, yeah, I'm waiting.
I'm trying not to jinx it.
No, I ordered it.
You ordered it?
I ordered it.
He ordered a LeBron Philadelphia Sixers jersey.
How the fuck you got that?
You just get the custom, and you put his name in on my face.
He got like three merchandise deals.
What are you talking about?
I'm right.
Yeah, that's facts.
He ain't going there, nigga.
All right, so get that out your mouth.
Yeah, probably going to get somebody else.
No, we got everybody.
We got everybody.
We loaded.
That's what we need.
We got two spots.
One for LeBron and one for my main man, LeBron Jr.
Yeah, Bronny Jr.
You changed your mind on Bronny?
I am fake, Flip.
Who are we supposed to be rooting for now that the U.S. is out of the tournament?
I mean, I wasn't rooting for the U.S. anyway, so.
Huh?
Wait, what?
Why would I be rooting for?
That tracks.
Does that track, y'all?
Yeah.
Who'd you root for?
Iran?
I root for anybody, but I root for all of third world.
Do they even got a team?
Yes, they got a team, I think.
Columbia's still in it, right?
They played last night.
Oh.
Wait, y'all root for America in all the sports?
Yeah.
Just the world?
You goddamn right.
I might not fuck with the government and all of that here, but when it's us versus them?
Yes, I fuck with them.
Fuck that.
I look like Joel Santana with all the flag shit on it.
Yeah.
America.
So, let me see who's left in the round of 16.
I see.
France, Morocco, Spain, Belgium, Norway, England, Argentina, and either Ghana.
I'm sorry, Colombia or Switzerland.
Well, that's easy.
This is easy.
Morocco will be my first choice.
Morocco.
But I also.
My daughter's half Moroccan.
We'll be looking at Brazil.
Because if Brazil's in it.
They're not.
Brazil?
They're not.
They're not in the round of 16?
Oh, he lost to Norway.
You're right.
You're right.
I was about to say, because that's like Cape Verde.
No, you're right.
Cabo Verde.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's not Cape Verde.
It's Cabo Verde.
Thank you.
I don't know how to say shit.
Mark.
Columbia's right there with them.
Oh, I know.
My wife works in Columbia.
Joya, come back to me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Yeah, man.
Fuck that.
I don't care about it, man.
I root for the people at the bottom.
Nigga, why you come back smelling good like that, boy?
Don't come back smelling good, boy.
Why you come back smelling him?
Word.
I'm not smelling him.
The fucking scent is strong.
Why you come back smelling good?
What you want to do?
I want to connect to the aura ring, boy.
Yeah, you smell me.
Smell me.
It's not an ad.
It's not an ad.
We ain't going to talk about the aura ring.
We ain't going to do that.
It's not an ad.
Something like your aura ring.
Your aura ring, yo.
Call niggas, yo.
How it make you feel, Freezy?
What do a yellow aura mean?
What do you mean, yellow aura?
He trying to just match it.
He on some Power Rangers shit.
Gotcha.
I thought the color was in it.
No, don't change it.
Don't change it.
Tyrannosaurus.
Triceratops.
Sabertooth tiger.
Freeze.
He trying to match it with the Power Rangers shit.
I thought you were trying to match it to the captain sign on his shirt.
Oh.
I thought you were trying to match the fucking lettering on the soccer dad's shirt.
How many different aura rings you got?
Pretty much.
One, boy.
Just one ring.
You did the barbershop this weekend, Freezy?
Put some nail polish on that bitch?
I knew we had a shortage.
I knew we didn't have a bunch of aura just lying around.
You only need one.
You went to the barbershop yesterday?
I go to the barbershop twice a week.
Shout out to my barber, my man.
You look good, Freezy.
Yo, we got some sad news.
breaking news not breaking but just genuinely sad news oh um the uh nolan xavier wells y'all
heard this story yes he was the missing 18 year old yes he was um for a couple days now people
been trying to find him trying to figure out uh what happened after he uh disappeared he was last
seen uh on july 4th around 3 p.m off uh on horn island which are off the mississippi coast anyway
his body has turned up, a body has turned up that matches his description.
They're still going to do the formal DNA test.
But as of the time we're airing, everyone thinks it's him.
Got it.
Do you think foul play is at hand, Mark?
Well, that's been the thing, man.
All the social media has been saying they believe that it is.
And I know that's influencing people's opinion.
I don't assume foul play.
Can I just jump in real quick?
Because I just feel like social media may be influencing things in this case.
But why people think that is the other social media.
In cases like it, there's stories like it.
I don't want to make it sound like that's a social media thing.
That's fair.
I think that's just the loudest voice that I'm hearing right now.
I should have been more clear.
You're right.
He was with a group of people.
Part of it is he was with a group of white people.
White people, white guys, yep.
And I got to-
The who, the what, and the where.
Yeah.
Mississippi, group of white people.
Group of white people.
And then he went off and he spent time with one young lady who I believe was the last
person to have seen him.
That's what I reported last night on Night School.
That's the last thing I got was that he was with one young lady.
She said she saw him.
They parted ways.
Everything was normal.
Right.
She cooperated with investigators.
They're not, as of now, naming her as a suspect.
Again, you never know.
Of course.
We saw that with the David case.
Sometimes they say that just to see how you carry it.
But as of now, no one has reported foul play.
It's early.
It's early.
But part of what I was thinking about, I was thinking of two things.
One, if he's with a group of black people, do we assume that this is foul play?
No.
Yeah.
So then we got to unpack that.
And again, a black dude in a room full of white people is, for me, enough to be suspicious.
I'm not saying that that's not a good suspicion given the context.
But I also don't want to assume that just because somebody's missing, they were white people, that the white people did something to them.
In Mississippi.
Even in Mississippi.
Right.
Okay.
I'm also don't want to assume they didn't.
All I'm saying is I don't want to jump to conclusions, and here's why.
Tell me why, Mark.
When your child is missing and then your child turns up dead, that's already traumatic.
You want to blame somebody.
Yes.
But if I start to, but I don't want to find out my child is dead.
I damn sure don't find out that somebody harmed or abused my child.
Find out my child drowned versus somebody, like, poisoned them or killed them or shot.
That's even more traumatic.
And I don't want to put that trauma on the field.
I don't want to put that trauma on the family before we have evidence of it.
That's why.
I'm not against the conspiracy theory, and what I might have in the back of my mind will continue to brew.
But now I think about it like a parent.
See, even as a parent, what you would initially think is maybe not even that somebody did something, but somebody knows something.
That's the first thought.
And that could be true.
One of y'all, somebody knows something.
When everybody that my child was with, hey, we don't know what happened.
We don't know.
We don't know.
Nobody knows.
Nobody knows.
I saw him.
I didn't see him.
I didn't see him no more.
Now he pops up dead.
For a parent, that's somebody lying.
Yeah.
So that's where your mind goes.
It may not be y'all killed him.
You could just know.
But someone knows more than they're telling at this point.
Because y'all trying to protect yourselves.
You don't want to get in trouble.
Whatever the case may be.
But the parent's mind goes to, I'm not getting the truth from everybody.
If you're saying that it's irresponsible without enough facts to substantiate said claim, then maybe.
Yeah.
So I can't say foul play.
And that's the thing about the harm that does to the parent who's hearing that, too.
Because now they got to entertain those unsubstantiated thoughts.
That's why I care about it, honestly.
If I were the parent, I would be starting there.
And yeah, somebody needs to convince me somebody didn't do it.
Facts.
We started right here.
He was with y'all, all of y'all.
And again, I'm not saying that that is the correct thing to do.
But the character of these people in places, they have to come in.
You're talking about Mississippi.
There's a thing there.
You're talking about white people.
Are you the only black?
I'm still not all for the black lady that went up.
With the white friends in Georgia.
With the white friends that showed up there.
Ain't nobody say nothing about it.
Don't nobody care about it.
It's just whatever.
Yeah.
Like, that happens too much.
Exactly.
For me to start with.
And now they got something circulating that says there was an argument with Nolan and the white dudes.
There's a video circulating online that they're saying.
I haven't seen that video.
That they're saying was an argument.
I mean, I have it for you.
I'm not going to play it.
No, you don't got to please them.
No, no, no.
So I'm just saying more facts will come out.
But I don't know.
If the parents wanted to start with, hey, somebody questioned these four white boys, I wouldn't.
Oh, that's what I would do as a parent.
I'd be suspicious of everything and everybody.
Yeah.
I just feel like I'm watching too many people start to say things matter-of-factly.
Like, oh, we know this is foul play.
Oh, we know somebody did something to him.
And I'm just saying.
Well, that's that part.
The internet is going to say things matter-of-factly.
And I just think there's a family on the other side of that.
That we don't often think of when we're speculating this shit.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Yeah, that's all.
See, I'm reading here.
The sheriff said that the investigators believe his friends left the island without him because
they thought he arranged another ride back to the mainland.
Like, see, right there, as a parent, if my kid turned up missing, prior to that, missing,
and this is what I hear.
Oh, well, we all left because we thought he had another.
Yeah, like, come on.
Come on, dog.
And you know what?
On the flip side of that internet argument.
Like, in my friend Ashley's case.
No, the parents couldn't come out and say, hey, we think that her white fiance did something.
But I don't know if they was upset at the internet saying it.
Yes.
So it does work both ways.
But think about, in the Ashley case, the thing that they, the dominant story about what was
happening is something that's not comforting.
And then the alternative, I don't want to call it a conspiracy, the alternative narrative
that he did.
In some ways, it might be more comforting, sadly, or not more comforting.
It might not.
Like, if they're saying to one person saying you committed suicide, the other person saying
somebody killed you, both of those are awful stories.
But if I hear the difference between he drowned in a pool, he got, you know, got all drunk
and drowned in the ocean versus, you know, his friends plotted and murdered him or some
shit like that.
To me, those, those extremes are different.
But see, my problem is when, if that, let's say that happened, hey, he got drunk and drowned
in a pool.
And one of the friends tell me that, all right, we got something to go on.
But when everybody's saying, oh, we don't know what happened.
Like, we left him there.
It's suspicious.
We left him there because we thought he got another ride back.
We rode here together.
You get what I'm saying?
We was a crew.
And just miraculously, you got another ride back out of the blue.
I'm all for questioning them.
Nobody, like, ain't no, come on.
Question them, interrogate them, doubt them, disbelieve them.
I'm with all of that.
Again, I just want to be mindful.
I just want to be mindful of who's hearing it on the other end.
I remember, this might seem like a far fetch, but like, remember season five of The Wire?
Yes.
And this is when I first thought about this.
When McNulty started to make up the homeless murders.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And when Kima had to go talk to the families, it was like, all right, they knew the kid
was homeless.
They knew the kid was on drugs.
They knew the kid was fucked up.
But now they found out that the kid spent their last days being abused by some crazy
serial killer, which was made up.
Right, it was all made up.
So again, they were subjected to a, there was a whole other level of trauma that didn't
have to happen.
And that's the first time, I hadn't even thought about that before.
Like, I never thought about, like, the families that have to hear the news about people.
And so that's all I ever, even as a reporter, when I'm in that capacity, I'm always mindful
not to say too much.
I get it, because those are not exact parallels.
Yeah, they're not.
Because when, a lot of times with the family in The Wire case, you kind of waiting for
that news.
Yes.
In this case, it's different.
Like, so the family might be sitting there like, yeah, nigga, something got to make sense.
Something has to make sense, because right now, all we got is one and two, and that's
not adding up.
Yeah.
Hopefully, hopefully this all gets dealt with behind the scenes, and we get some answers
soon.
And some truth.
Soon.
And some accountability soon.
I hope whoever, if somebody's responsible for this, I hope they find out and hold them
accountable soon.
I agree.
Rest in peace, Nolan.
Yes, rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
And thoughts and prayers and our condolences to his family.
Yes, for sure.
Who the fuck wants to be going through that?
Absolutely.
It's the worst thing.
In closing, because I don't have anything else for you, gentlemen.
In closing, according to ACK, him and Charlamagne have scheduled a sit-down on camera.
Oh.
Is that why you're finally addressing it?
Okay.
He addressed it.
Yeah, well, who's finally addressing it?
I'm being sarcastic.
The public keeps saying Joe's ducking this conversation, and I'm like, I think you've
been responsible.
I said every single thing that I want to say on it.
You even called ACK on air.
No, I know.
I'm just saying, because I feel like people want you to be, if you're not in the mess
being messy.
People act like you're not saying nothing.
They want me to shoot at one of these guys.
They want me to involve myself somehow.
Yeah, that's what they want.
And they think they could your pussy me into doing it.
They don't know you.
Historically.
Sorry.
Your pussy has been an effective tactic over the years.
Not for you specifically, in general.
I mean, that might have worked during Moon Music.
I mean, you pussy works, though.
Not with you, but it works with me.
It works.
I've been going to this shit.
What?
Man, who pussy?
They want me to have a reason.
They want me to have a reason to shoot a Charlamagne.
I have no reason to shoot a Charlamagne.
They want me to have a reason to shoot a. I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I'm cool.
Go kill each other
for all I care.
You care.
I wish it wasn't on camera.
I mean, I don't want them to.
No, no, it has to be on camera.
That's the only way
that Resolve will happen.
It does not have to be on camera.
Oh, yeah, it do.
No, it don't.
And I hope it's not.
I don't want a content thing.
I mean, I want them to do
whatever they think works.
We in content land.
I get it.
I get it.
I'm going to watch it.
I'm aware we in content land,
but when certain lines
and shit is crossed,
that shit don't have to be on.
I just hope that's not.
Neither one of them, to me,
has crossed a real hard line.
Sam, there's been lines crossed.
I disagree.
I totally disagree.
Not from.
Or, I'll put it this way.
If y'all are going to do that on camera,
I would want y'all
to have a conversation prior.
They've spoken already.
They've spoken prior.
It ain't,
we shooting at each other
and now we sitting down.
They've been talking behind the scenes.
Then I'm cool then.
This all started
because they spoke behind the scenes.
I take that back.
It started because,
according to Acts,
Charlamagne called and said,
yo, what's going on?
You better watch out.
It started.
They talking.
Talk.
Get to the bottom of it.
We'll never get resolve
or closure
or finality
if y'all don't sit down.
So, yeah, go ahead.
Sit down.
Talk.
I just don't think
anything is for the,
I know, I know,
I know where y'all stand,
but I'm on the other side of that.
Well, no, I don't think
everything is for the internet.
No, I'm saying for content.
I don't think everything
is for content.
This is for content.
This is content brisket.
This is short rib,
fire up the grill.
Meatloaf.
Slow on low.
Yeah, it's happening.
Both these dudes
fresh off vacation.
They recharged, refueled.
Yes, come waste
your vacation energy
on fucking war.
Content wars.
Yeah.
Oh, what a world we live in.
I know.
I'm so glad
to not have to be
in a war with nobody.
All the niggas
I would say,
I would never be in a war.
I'm chilling, man.
This is great.
Gotta use a couple wars.
Yeah, war.
A war?
Oh, well, it's happened.
Yeah.
It has happened.
It feels good to not be,
to watch from the side
of the road,
driving by the car wreck,
like, oh, look,
that was a bad one.
They hit the divider.
Look, y'all.
That shit flipped over.
Look.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Why would you want
to jump in beef at 46
in the summer?
True.
Rich.
That part.
Right.
And they all rich.
Richer than you, in fact.
It's like,
at some point,
you just. I'm trying to secure
my investment.
You fucking,
it's not flip.
I'm not with y'all.
It's not with y'all.
All eyes on me.
Machiavelli.
No, you ain't.
Bow to the people
we back do maintenance.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Listen, shout out
Cheryl and me.
Shout out Ak.
I'll be watching.
I'm even putting up
and putting it on my big screen.
Yo, how's the Joe Button
community thing doing?
Shout out to the
Joe Button community.
Seems to be doing well.
We killed that.
Yeah, Prane smoked
that off.
Shout out to Prane.
4th of July.
5th of July.
Hey, he's got a show
this week.
I'm going home.
Go Prane.
But yeah, it's doing good.
Shout out to the community.
Shout out to all the Joe Buttons.
Are you killing it?
Have you signed up yet?
I'm over there,
but they don't believe it's me.
God, it's funny.
You active?
Yeah.
And they don't think it's you.
That's why I stopped being active.
Right.
I'm over there
fucking community
in my life away.
They like,
oh, fuck off.
Where's Joe Button?
Oh, shit.
So I got to wait
until I get my badge
or whatever we're coming up with
to let people know.
Use your car page.
Stop tweeting like Ian.
Use your car page.
That's all you got to do?
Shout out to all
each and every one
of the Joe Button community
out there.
Whether it's led by
Joe Button and Ian
or led by fans.
Shout out to all.
Yo, niggas getting
their $500 worth, though.
I'll tell you that.
I watched one dude on YouTube.
Yo.
It was just a 20-minute
clip of the show.
I was like, what the fuck?
I was counting their pockets, too.
They just stepping away.
I was like,
I was counting the views.
This ain't a good investment.
I can't wait
to the six-month, nigga.
I was counting their shit.
Yo.
Use Flip.
Yeah, use me.
Hey, use a lot of me, nigga.
Use it.
It's so uncreative now and shit.
They just take 50 minutes
of the show and just post it.
Shout out to all
the Clippers out there
doing their job,
killing that shit.
Did we get an employee
discount on that?
Y'all killing.
It's too much inside baseball.
Keep killing that shit, y'all.
That's what I got.
It's been a good day, man.
It's been a good day.
I think so.
I think it's been
an amazing day.
You get me tight.
You get me tight.
I have my nephew.
Come on, y'all.
Okay.
Listen, man.
We have finally come to an end.
Every time I say
they're not getting three hours,
they get three hours.
I knew when you said
they was getting three hours.
And look at that topic board.
We amazing.
We body that topic board.
For that to be the board?
Nah, honestly.
I shouldn't have been doubting
when y'all got the pot on them.
I mean.
Joe was like,
I'm part of the money.
I don't need to go
three hours no more.
And I was like,
no.
I'm not hungry.
Look at the feel, man.
You're so phony, nigga.
You're phony.
You be reading shit.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
You be bodying that shit.
Yo, I'ma fuck you up, yo.
Listen, man.
Hopefully y'all have enjoyed
this broadcast
as much as we've enjoyed
delivering it to you.
Hey.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time,
I bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
Au revoir.
So long.
Goodbye.
Or a simple head nod
will suffice.
Here we go.
Hey.
Cause I love you.
Thinking of you.
Baby, come to me.
Remember, life is a series
of moments and moments past.
So let's make this one last
as if it's all we have.
Here we go.
Baby, come to me.
Baby, come to me.
Baby, come to me.
Baby, come to me.
Last but certainly not least,
the baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel.
And the closed-minded women
want you to teach them things.
Grab you a Tylenol.
You just might need it.
What's y'all plans for the week?
Anything interesting?
Working, baby.
Man, working.
Working on the Eden Mart show.
Never not working.
Never not working.
All right.
That's it.
JVP.
Enjoying these last kid free days, man.
Shut the fuck up, yo.
That's it.
You hear this nigga, JVP.
Shut the fuck up.
That's right, Flip.
That's right.
That's right, Flip.
Oh, man.
Hey, I'm trying to get to a dream.
They didn't countersign the contract yet?
You motivated me, man.
Is your shit all inked up,
like countersigned and everything?
With him?
Yeah.
I don't know.
You got watchy in.
I trust my man.
I trust my man, man.
If there's anybody I trust,
I trust them.
Regardless if I look at them
with the side eye,
I trust them.
That's what's up.
Because I'm going to go out there
and get it.
I already know.
Talk to them.
That part.
And then I'm going to come back here
and drag my nuts on the floor
and they can just walk mad slow.
Try to get a reaction,
but he ain't going to give it to me.
We love Flip, man.
I love y'all too.
I'm happy.
I love you, Flip.
Barks, what are you on
the rest of the week?
I'm going to see Preem
at Webster Hall or Irving.
Ooh.
When is that?
That's Thursday.
Thursday night.
Thursday?
Preem and Alchemist.
Nice.
Other than that,
I'll be in the studio working.
Regular shit.
I'm going to fuck with that.
Yeah, come on.
Nice, nice.
Mark, you work, work.
Ian and Mark show
and we tape it all week.
We're getting a couple episodes
done out.
Streets waiting.
Streets is waiting.
Heard y'all got some heat.
We do, man.
If I can get Ian focused,
you know what I mean?
We'll be all right.
Yeah, he all over the place.
He's a busy man.
I'm at his house.
Busy man.
He got some card shit.
He got mad shit.
He got this little laugh.
I wanted to slap you, nigga.
Try to get you to lay down
on the bed and talk to me.
Lay down.
Man, feel this.
Lay on this track.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, you did get your contract.
That's a wow.
He got a deal.
He got a deal.
Not lay with him.
He said lay down on his bed
and feel this.
He's like, yo,
I want you to see
what this bed does.
So I lay down.
I got to show you
how this bed works, big dog.
He pressed the buttons.
He got instant.
He pushed the buttons hard.
You got your deal done.
I got other deals, nigga.
Watch your fucking.
How many deals you got?
Not that many.
You the winner.
I don't want you to win.
There's no deal like that.
That's for the 360, boy.
I know how Ian and Mark
are dropping.
Damn.
Ian and Mark show.
Hey, yo,
turn this gay shit off, yo.
This nigga's crazy.
Yo, you are absolutely nuts.
What happened, man?
We done.
We just end it.
We just end it.
Shout out to Tony,
Tony, Tony, man.
Who's got the pillow?
Me.
Y'all hold it down. We'll be back. Same time, same place this weekend.
*JBunny's "No"*
We'll fold that up right now
I'm from the web and nitty era
It's the network
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The hosts mock the idea of smart home technology, arguing that it's unnecessary and elitist, with simple tools like electric kettles being sufficient for everyday tasks.
They critique the overdependence on smart devices, highlighting how they create false needs—like smart toilets or fridges—while real-life issues, such as power outages, reveal the fragility and limitations of such technology.
The conversation shifts to personal experiences, including power outages, family dynamics, and relationships, with the hosts sharing anecdotes about domestic life, parenting, and emotional connections.
Summary:
The podcast hosts engage in a humorous and candid discussion about the overuse of smart technology in modern life, dismissing it as unnecessary and overly complex. They argue that basic tools like an electric kettle are more practical than smart appliances, criticizing the trend as elitist and rooted in consumerism. The conversation expands to personal experiences, including a power outage that disrupted daily routines and exposed vulnerabilities in smart homes.
Hosts share stories about family life, parenting, and relationships, emphasizing authenticity over technological convenience. They also touch on domestic disputes and phone-related incidents, highlighting the emotional and psychological risks of confrontations over devices. Amid the playful tone, there’s a deeper reflection on privacy, trust, and personal boundaries—particularly in intimate settings like homes or relationships.
The hosts stress the importance of emotional intelligence and real human connection, warning against over-reliance on technology. They conclude with a strong emphasis on personal responsibility, suggesting that people should prioritize real-world experiences and emotional safety over digital convenience. While the content is light-hearted and satirical, it subtly critiques modern trends and promotes grounded, human-centered living.
The hosts remain committed to maintaining a balance between entertainment and awareness, avoiding judgment while still questioning societal norms around technology and personal relationships.
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The hosts argue that smart home devices are unnecessary and elitist, claiming simple solutions like an electric kettle are sufficient. They believe over-reliance on technology creates unnecessary complexity and expense.
The hosts question the need for smart phones, suggesting that people don't need constant connectivity. They imply that technology like smart devices often adds more stress than value, especially when basic needs can be met simply.
The hosts emphasize that physically trying to retrieve a phone from a partner can escalate into a dangerous situation. They stress that such actions can lead to physical conflict and recommend avoiding confrontation to prevent escalation.
The hosts express caution about the story, noting that initial video footage may appear serious but lacks proof of physical abuse. They highlight the importance of not jumping to conclusions and stress the need for more information before making judgments.
The hosts believe that if a phone contains content that could cause harm or reputational damage, it may be better to destroy it rather than risk physical conflict or public exposure. They view this as a necessary boundary to protect one's mental and emotional well-being.
The hosts stress that respecting personal boundaries—such as not accessing another’s phone—is crucial to maintaining healthy relationships. They warn that violating these boundaries can lead to conflict, mistrust, and even physical confrontation.
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