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Yeah, that's all.
You had a good breakfast, you say?
Girl, yes, I did have a good breakfast, Mark.
Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening.
Indeed.
It is a 4th of July weekend.
My baby made a little something, Mark.
She went in the kitchen while I was in the bedroom just minding my business.
Nice.
I know you're trying to set me up for a joke, Mark.
I'm not.
We're happy for you.
We're happy for you.
Thank you, brothers.
It's nothing that y'all, it's day three.
I'm fine.
I don't want to bore the audience with. Day three of what?
Him living with his girl.
Of me living with. He's counting it.
He counting the hours.
Work.
Oh, I didn't. This is so fun.
If counting it is bad, then I shouldn't tell you the other part.
You'll really think I'm crazy, but I'll tell you.
All right, so they got an A- on day one.
You rating?
Yo, who's got an A-?
What the fuck is this, school?
Yo, this is psycho.
Who got an A-?
I'm grading.
It's my them.
It's family.
It's family.
They got an A-.
Oh, you grade them as a unit.
Yeah, each day.
Smart.
Each day.
There's no one man above the team.
Day two, we dropped a C.
Damn.
Fall off on day two.
What'd they do?
What happened on day two?
Me and the dog had to get acquainted.
Oh, you got a dog?
Oh, shit.
Me.
Is it a little cutesy dog?
Yeah.
It's a little chihuahua.
Oh, my God.
There's a dog bed that just arrived.
That's all I'm going to say.
Oh, the new dog bed.
Oh, a doggy car seat, too?
Look at you providing.
Please.
Please get it.
I thought it got sent to the wrong apartment,
that wrong building.
Lock in on what we talking about.
We talking about bitches is bad enough
to make you move them in with a dog and kids.
And pussy good.
Oh, come on.
I got two.
Pussy's power.
Move me with two dogs.
Pussy power.
And I'll be out there walking them
and slipping some chicks is bad.
So you going to war with a chihuahua on day two?
I know he don't like jokes.
So the dynamics of the house,
we do have to get together.
Happy 4th of July out there.
The dynamics of the house,
we got to get together.
Anytime I've had a dog,
the dog was connected to me.
This dog is connected to her.
The daughter,
the daughters are connected to her.
And the son is connected to me.
So we just got to get a few things.
There's a picture of it on there?
Together.
Oh, my God.
See how we're doing ads.
All right, we're doing ads.
Thanks, Corey.
Also, the way that kids function
when it's just mom in the house
versus how they knock on the door
when it's a nigga in there
needs to be addressed.
Hard bangs like the feds.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like it's something important.
It's just part of the hangout.
Like it's something important that they want.
They're not knocking.
It's that.
And that's cool when it's just mama.
I don't know.
That one is a nigga.
It's also cool if they want shit.
No child has ever knocked on the door
and wanted anything of importance.
That's a fact.
I could be wrong.
Am I wrong?
They older,
so they might actually want something.
That's true.
But having a blast.
Having a great time.
God is good.
Ultra fulfilled.
Blessed to be looking at my soulmate
every morning for three days.
You said she made breakfast for you.
So I'm asking you,
that means you got to make lunch
or dinner or something.
That's the trade-off.
At some point.
No, I meant today.
I'm not doing that today.
What are you talking about?
Why would I be doing that today?
You guys are lucky.
I didn't have no electricity
or nothing to make no food today.
No electricity?
Yeah, my shit went out last night
at about 10.30 at night.
Oh, I slept AC-less.
Oh.
On the hottest day of the year?
Yeah, that's correct.
It was like 102.
That's correct.
I was fortunate that it only got up to like 80.
Oh, nice.
Which is not great,
but it could have been worse.
Oh, poor Parksy.
Yeah, it was a rough night.
That's hard, man.
Damn.
And now I feel bad
because Mom Donnie had put something out.
He said, put the shit up to 78.
Mom Donnie said,
everybody, hey, y'all,
the power grid is going to be struggling.
Everybody put it,
if you put your temperature to 78,
then we won't have any loss of life.
My neighbors did not listen.
We won't have loss of power.
Man, I went to the shit
and crunked that shit to about 67.
Well, you're a Jersey, so don't.
Hey, Mom Donnie, nigga, no, no.
I might go to my family house in New York
and just turn it down.
That's the reason why parks didn't have lights
because the people like you.
Exactly.
We don't affect them.
That's new shit.
Hey, that's one of the things
white people will have to endure.
Like, I don't feel too bad when the whites get it.
Like, all right.
I'm sure it's black neighbors.
My neighbors aren't all white.
No, but you white, though.
That's true.
Yeah, sleep with sweat.
Check this one out, though.
So, at least Mom Donnie gave niggas a choice.
When you got these smart thermostats hooked up,
they send a notice around saying,
yo, we adjusting these shit so that,
to conserve energy.
They turnt the shits up to 78 on they own.
I love that.
Are you serious?
I swear to God.
You have to go in there and manually override it.
I'm like, yo, why the fuck would you say 78?
Yo, y'all suck at socialism, man.
Y'all just gonna kill everybody.
I love that.
Yes.
Wait, socialism mean you gotta keep the temperature at 78?
You care about your. No, but I'm saying, like,
it's a mindset of, like, thinking about the collective.
We all we got.
Yeah.
Hey, I could have managed 75.
78 was way too far.
See, now I lost all my sympathy for you.
I'm glad that's up.
Here's the thing.
78 is so much better than 80, whatever it was last night.
I do 78 in the winter.
Socialism don't know about marketing.
If y'all lead with that, the plight is over.
Yeah.
Keep the temperature at 78.
That's like the bloods leading.
We gotta jump you in.
I was down, but no.
I'm gonna pass.
I'm cool.
I'm choosing a zero on that one.
Let's see here.
Let's get it.
We take too long, so my phone freezes,
which means I can't start with my clip of Maino wanting to fuck Mona.
I have my friend in real life, Mr. Jim Jones, on the pod.
He still hasn't been on the pod.
Enough of that pod talk, mama.
And we have Mr. Maino.
I'm a big fan of Mr. Maino.
Nah, enough of that big fan.
Big fan shit.
Off camera, Maino came at Ebony because Ebony tried to charge him.
I mean, that's what they said.
No, I didn't.
I just asked a question.
Hello.
I was surprised about a lot of things.
Hello.
We can talk about that if you want.
We can talk about it.
What you surprised about?
Look at Thursday.
Okay, I appreciate it.
You're so thirsty.
On the internet, it's not good in that.
I'm like this nigga's sister.
Let's keep it.
I'm not your brother.
I'm not your brother, little girl.
I ain't your brother, mom.
No, no.
It's so funny.
He's such a character, that guy.
Uh-huh, character.
He's just on it.
He's spot on when that camera comes on.
Yeah.
Oh, bitch.
Shout out to Maino.
Shout out to Maino.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Don't invite me over your house for the 4th of July if you barbecuing frozen patties.
Fair.
Do not put no frozen.
I'm a grown ass man.
Facts.
Pack them burgers out.
That's a fact.
Get you a couple pounds of ground beef and pack them burgers out.
Don't give me no frozen patties.
Some onions.
I am damn near 4th.
And you out here.
At least I need powder.
Shit.
Pat that meat out.
Put some peppers and onions inside of it.
There you go.
Make it special.
It's the 4th of July.
July.
Got some frozen square.
Got some square burgers.
Don't let me come over here and you give me no goddamn square burgers.
And pat the burgers out flat.
I don't want no burger biscuits.
Give me what a man's supposed to eat at a barbecue.
A burger.
Oh, God.
And if I put a hot dog.
That's me.
Half pounder better too.
Don't try to video me.
Eat no hot dog.
I might get one hot dog and one burger.
I might get one of each.
I'm getting a hot dog.
For sure.
And you can record me, nigga.
I'm cool.
Do my ice cream sandwich.
But I wear them with socks.
Like a man.
Enough of him.
Mic check.
One, two, one, two.
Mic check.
One, two, one, two.
On the fourth of July weekend.
July.
July.
Yeah, July.
Hey.
Hey.
Fuck it.
I'm faster than you.
Good morning.
Good afternoon.
Good evening.
What part-- depending on what part of the world you in.
So glad you could be here with us.
Hey.
'Cause the only thing I'm hungry for.
Who feels so good.
30 and up.
40 and up.
40 and up.
Just keep it coming.
Keep it coming.
Here it goes.
Don't stop me, love.
No, no.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Don't stop me, love.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Nah, I'm on his T.I.O., I'm on his T.I.O., it's absolute heat.
on this T.I.O.
Yo, shout out to whatever part of the world you in right now, everybody throwin' a cookout,
hey!
Yo, remember, do not let everybody get in there with they macaroni salad, potato salad,
seafood salad, be careful with all that.
I got my, I got my pistol on the damn floor, little mama tryna show me where my hand go,
I got it grabbin' on my pants like a hound dog, she wanna get that head wet like a cow
dog, she said she wanna hump twice like a camel, she got the toe pretty white, Louis
hound dog, she said she with it, I said give me an example, said she already had plans
she could cancel it.
Boy, the cows up my way, man, if you brought two steaks, that's a thing, man, she said
we ain't wanna come, here to FaceTime, anybody outside right now, anybody travelin' right
now, everybody don't know how to deal with it, shout out to Itchy St. Martin, I'll see
you, boy.
Yo, shout out to Isha St. Happy 4th of July weekend! Shout out to all the parents out there!
They are here.
It is.
Happy 250th.
Happy 250th.
Oh, stop it.
America.
Oh, please.
Oh, please.
Don't start this shit again.
Pleasure, man.
Thank you to all babies born.
We'll have a special Social Security card for the next two years.
Yes.
They said that?
Yes.
A special America 250.
Oh, I love that.
Would that make Trump's face be on it?
Oh, please.
That would fuck it up.
You know he ain't making shit about his face.
That's what I'm saying.
The black babies, that should be an option.
It really should.
You should get Obama options.
That's not going to look right under my mattress.
I'm telling you, America, we need to change the fucking business model of America.
I fucking couldn't even watch the news this morning.
I turned the news on.
Everything is mad 4th of July-ish.
So there's mad slave owners and slave masters and slave owner pets with pitchforks.
They wasn't talking about no news, no murders, the weather.
Mike Woods wasn't on.
Shout out to Mike Woods.
That's because Mondami cleaned it up over there, you know what I mean?
Mom done.
78.
78 degrees.
78 degrees.
That crime rate is going to go back up if you keep it at 78.
Damn, they got battleships coming down the Hudson, man.
Yeah, we're. It's crazy.
I looked out there.
I was like, what the fuck is that?
That's how I know everybody in New Jersey is in their own world.
Because everybody said, yo, what the fuck is going on out there?
When the aircrafts were letting off red, white, and blue clouds throughout the sky, New Jerseyans
say, what the hell is going on?
What the hell?
I'm like, it's the 4th of July.
It's normal.
It's perfectly normal.
What's up with y'all, though?
What we on?
What we on in here?
What's going on, man?
How's everybody weekend?
Well, shit.
Look, all them shit's running.
How was y'all week?
It was hot.
It was too hot to do anything.
I had one of them bad weeks that just turned out good.
What do you mean?
My studio got flooded.
Oh, damn.
A pipe burst at our content house.
And so I had to go over there and check it out.
And then my wife decided that she was going to stay there for a few days to finish her
book.
Oh.
So we didn't have any damage.
Half the building had damage.
We were blessed not to have damage.
OK.
So she's away for three days.
So I was telling you on the balcony.
Wait, so who takes the baby, the bad one?
I got him.
So she get to go write a book and you keep the toddler?
It's great.
That bitch nice.
I'm telling you, she is good.
But it's been like three days without her.
And so, you know, I miss her very much.
But I'm finding a way to be able to sit on the couch and eat and do all my shit like
alone.
And that little bit of alone time sometimes.
It's nice.
It's nice.
Where are you going?
Is niggas in daycare?
Like, when are you alone?
When he takes a nap?
Yeah, I put him to bed quick.
I make him a special drink.
A little Benadryl.
Ice gave me some stuff to give to him.
Maybe my baby want to write a book about something.
A joint book.
A joint book.
Yeah, we got one.
Let's talk.
It's been three days.
I understand Parks better than I have had.
Thank you.
I used to tease him.
I totally get it.
Thank you.
We're like, Parks, where are you from?
He goes, I don't fucking know.
I get it.
No, I get that shit.
He's the man.
You cannot continue to count them days.
That shit don't sound right.
People count days when they're kidnapped.
You know what I mean?
People count days about ransoms and shit like that.
You count days about shit you don't want to do.
1,542.
3,500.
No, we count them, too.
I'm sorry, dog.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, no, I'm not that mature yet.
But having a blast.
Having fun.
It's exciting.
Happy for you
Then she's like
We like really in love
So anywhere I go
Like she'll be there
A couple seconds later
Of course
That's what love's all about
Yeah
Y'all shower together
Okay
Can we do like
Periodic check-ins
That's what I want though
You can't say nothing
Because they love you
They right there
It's like
They just want to be
Right there
Right there
Like right there
Right there
Y'all so full of shit
No
It's been
Look
Y'all like it
We do
We love it
We love it
We found our person
But
Come on man
You could still be my person
Over there
Yeah come on
Give it a break
Give it a fucking rest
I thought that was the point
Of finding your person
Like oh
You spent your whole life
Trying to find your person
Oh found you
We could just
Chill
We can exist together
But
You know what you need
You just need some space
That's it
You need some space
They say
Good fences make good neighbors
Seriously
No
Or the good trees
Yeah
Like the game cave is important
And stuff like that
Yes
Yes
Imperative
Yeah
That's so sick
Somewhere you can have alone time
That's all
That's it
You just need space
And yeah
Anyway shout out to all
The happy couples out there
Shout out to all
The miserable couples out there
And shout out to
The love of my life out there
Anyway
So I went to Lowe's
Okay
Okay
Hopefully it was a Weber
Two workers
It was a Weber
Good
Two workers in there
One guy had attitude
The other guy was
Tough to find
And he was a little overweight
So the weather wasn't his friend
Oh
Did he have a washcloth?
I was just
I tipped him
I tipped him
Okay
Or that towel
They keep one in their head
Yeah
Smart man
Yeah
But I went and bought
A little barbecue
I might fire
Might let her fire it up
Nice
Okay
Do you participate in this?
Some dudes take grilling serious
Yeah no
I'm gonna buy the stuff
Okay
I don't know if you want to make the sauce
Like I bought all the grill stuff
The big gloves
Did you buy the chimney?
The chimney you need that
Oh I didn't
I'll put you on
I didn't
First of all
I disagree
Y'all know what
I'm sorry
I disagree about those burgers
Adults have
Ground beef burgers
That's not true
With grilling
Most people
A lot of people make those burgers
They fail
And you end up eating meatballs
On buns
Or those peppers are too big
Or why does everybody look so confused?
Cause I think you're just wrong
Yeah
I don't think people in Delaware
Know how to make burgers
She ain't lying
Dumb people I've seen in that video
That you went viral in
I don't think none of them says
That's a good girl
Nothing about that says
They got a grill
Know how to grill
I forgot
We ain't seen you since
Mona why did you have a sock on?
We're gonna start
Hold up
Oh yeah you are back
No for real
Honestly
Why did you have one sock on?
For real
First off
We got some cat questions for you too
I would like to
Oh fuck off
For you the last motherfucker
To ask me a cat question
God damn it
Listen
We asking them
Yeah we got fucking cat questions
We animal lovers
My brothers in here
Called me
Cause they were concerned
I'm gonna make sure I was okay
As you heard
It's Shay
He was the first person
With the news
Cause his ears are to the street
He knew two hours after it happened
He was on the scene
He called me
Where you at?
I'm here
I said it's your mom already
That's first off
You two niggas didn't call
And see if I was okay
You two
Mona
I don't know
You change your number
Every two days
I text you
You don't answer
You did call me
So shut up
Joe said he wish he had a door
So he could slam that door
In my face
Every day
Like Shaquita did
That's what that makes it
And then when all
All my brothers
Came to my rescue
And defended me
Here go Joe
Fuck that
The bitch had one sock on
That's valid
But you had a sock on
I'm gonna say this
You know what ran through
My head
When it happened
You had just gave me advice
To move really fast
And I walked really fast
To that store
No that's not what
The advice meant
What was it?
You said don't sit still
When you go somewhere
You have to move fast
People don't get to approach you
I think he meant
You should be a little clear
About where the somewhere was
I said don't be stationary
Right
I thought he meant
Just move
And I was moving
New address
No you moved back
To the same store
That you got kicked out of
No
She kicked you out of the store
And you moved back
To the store
Shaquita can't kick me
Out of the store
It wasn't her store?
No it wasn't her store
It wasn't like that
Honestly I feel like
I know this is gonna sound stupid
And you're really gonna hate it
I'm the type of person
That like I learned
Hard way kind of person
And I've been hearing
Before coming here
Like you gotta watch
Your surroundings
You're not the same person
You're not a regular person
Whatever
Like Mark said
When I wasn't here
I do teeter on that thing
Of like
I feel like
A regular person
So it's like
Why can't I run into
This store real fast
Da da da
But I'm not a regular person
And I'm placing myself
Myself in bad situations
Almost like
Let's say it was
Some street shit
And I had some
Successful street shit
Going on
I wouldn't be around
A bunch of people
Then either
You feel what I'm saying
So that's how I start
To like switch it up now
You know
Period point blank
I feel like
Cause that girl
Didn't know me
I know a lot of people
Think that it was
Like a viral moment
It was just some old
Like you think you cute
Kind of thing
Like cause she was like
Saying I wanted to be black
And shit like that
But you're watching
A visual of me like
Fighting with that shit
Through my head
Like I know I should
Just leave
I could've left
If I would've left
Way faster
It wouldn't be so much content
But it was hard to walk off
Cause I felt like
Damn you talking to me
Like that
You know
Then I tried to get
On my wallow
You know what I mean
Like sister
We sisters
And she was like
Bitch I'll kill you
So I came down
A little bit from that
And it didn't work
And it's like
Before I knew it
I couldn't even find my house
Like I was so confused
By the time I was
Pulling on that door
I thought it was
The door to my town hall
I was lost
Wow
Gritted with fear
I'm glad I made it
I do have a go find it
Cause I've been so jumpy
Lately ever since
I did learn my lesson
I'm staying out of ghettos
From here to Bronx
Bodegas
And
No seriously
Who would be with us
It's a very hard
Lesson to learn
But I had to learn
My lessons hard
Like that part
Cause like it's so
Super viral
When I came in here
It was already like
Viral locally
Like Philly
Yeah
Bitch had seen it
He really didn't see it first
He cracked the joke right there
And I was like
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Green eyes
Before I fuck you up
And these niggas here
He was like my bad
So then y'all didn't know
And then it went super crazy
But can you just answer us
About the socks
Before we move on
I have to wear compression socks
And sometimes I lose them
And still go outside
So I had one
And I was running
To the store with fans
Cause I bought my friend's son
Some stickers
So I was in a really good mood
Cause he loves stickers
So I was gonna say
Making my way downtown
And she was gonna say
What set you playing bitch
So it just didn't match
And I wanted to be like
Come on sister
We all we got
Mona just move girl
I don't live in this
Enough of this
This is enough
Move up with us
We all live in the same
You know what
Just move
I can just move up here
Yes
You can move anywhere
Oh my god
I can just move with you
You can move anywhere
Or with you
Or anywhere
I don't live in a ghetto
First of all
Number one
Number two
I don't think she was
Looking for a viral moment
Number three
I could've got out
Of there way faster
But I struggle with it
Because it's hard
You know what I mean
Okay but how far
Is the ghetto from where you live
And then we gonna move on
I'm ghetto adjacent
Like you know how they be
They what do they call
Not refurbished
Regenerated
Divided neighborhood
So I rent them high
But right down the street
They rent not them high
That vibe
If somebody wanted to buy crack
How far
If somebody wanted to buy coke
Yeah there we go
Now we talking
Close to my home
How close would they be
That's closer to the line
Is it a walk
I know what you mean
Or a bike
I ain't gonna lie
If you was looking for some more
You probably could get in
And walk
You could walk
You might get dropped
You might get dropped
Down there
Then you live in the wrong spot
You should go
Yeah you shouldn't be there
You should move
I mean okay
Honestly
You went from that
To the BET awards
Are y'all worried about me
Where you're from
Yes
Where y'all so scared
And your cat
Are there any places
Like near you
That got bars on their windows
Well happy
Fourth of July
Happy Fourth of July
Weekend
To everyone out there
Anywhere you wanna go
Anywhere you wanna go
I'm in
I'm down
There's no music right
Cause music doesn't drop on
The Fourth of July
Unless you wanna get into
A breakdown of Banana's
Horrible album
That came out
I don't
It's not good
I don't
I'm fine
Which is fine
I do wanna say
And I don't wanna talk
About Madonna
But I did go back
And listen to Lizzo's album again
It's better than the first time
I heard it
I was too harsh on it
It's actually
It's still her worst album
Mark I gotta be honest
But it's good
I gotta
I'm gonna tell you
Because last time
We did like an hour
Lizzo break
That was it
That's all I got
But nobody cares
Yeah
We love Lizzo
We wish her well
I can't wait
But if I say
Somebody album's bad
And I listen to it again
I feel the need to say
Like yo it wasn't
It's better than I thought
Cause you know what I mean
We in a public platform
It's a big platform
That is special
Way to clean it up
Salute
Indeed
Boom
Especially on cookout day
Sorry
Sorry
Okay
So what do we got
What do we got
Pooh Shiesty's Idiot
Taylor Swift is getting married
Yeah
Pooh Shiesty's Idiot
Is a good one
Alright
Here we go
Like to hear it
Here we go
The video was released
From the robbery
The video that they said
They had
And it contains
The contract
That they said
They had
I'd like to hear it
Here we go
Oh what's it
You drunk
And it's done
Yeah
It's not dead
It's not dead
Let them know
You're dropping
I'm not dropping
No I'm saying
Who should I say
Dropping 10-7-10
Shut up
Dude
Really
Ain't never did
No police
But none of them
Tell them what's going on
Bro we just did
And it's done
What you do
You drop
You said you wanna be drunk
You drop
Square bin
Niggas said
Straight business
You fucking doof
You niggas
Are fucking idiots
Niggas said
Straight business
I'm taking business
Anyway sorry about that
Alright I'm tossing it
To my fucking
Street crime music
Court case
Snitch rat expert
Mark Lamont Hill
Not I
Oh I thought it was Freeze
Yeah about to say
That's this couch
It's actually no street
But sometimes
Alright well let's say
What would Ish say here
I don't care
I don't care
You're not here
What would you say then
You the other
This nigga is stupid
That's what I'm gonna say
I've been saying it
This was
A conversation
First off, just the thought to go in
and say, all right, we're going to get out the deal
by pulling a gun on you and making you,
like, y'all watch too many movies.
Yeah.
And hear too many boogeyman stories.
Like, that's not how business works.
I mean, there was a time where it was.
You watch too many movies and hear too many stories.
That's not how it works today.
Today, it worked like that.
It never worked like that for blacks, for black people.
There's some people that got out of some contracts
in the 90s and shit.
There was some guys.
That's what I'm thinking.
They would pass into the label and all that type of shit.
It was effective once upon a time.
Not today.
That was a different issue.
I remember the 90s has been like three decades.
Yeah.
That's a long-ass time ago.
And he wasn't there for that.
It felt like yesterday.
Yeah.
It does feel like yesterday.
Yeah.
But he wasn't there for that.
So again, you're hearing stories.
You weren't there for it.
You did.
There was no cameras back then.
You could get away with shit.
That's the key.
Because even if you don't get out the deal,
like, you don't go to jail.
Right.
Now with recordings and video, all that shit happens.
Especially if you have your band recorded.
It ain't even like somebody else caught it.
Security, like, surveillance footage.
You don't get mad.
Yo, dawg, record me robbing him and making him sign this deal.
See, and that's the shit I don't like about it, too.
Because it's like, one thing would be like,
I'm doing this for business.
But then there's the clout-chasing part of it.
You know, when you see people on social media
wearing jewelry that was taken,
when you see people alluding to it in rap lyrics,
when you see social media posts,
like, if y'all really doing that,
then you shouldn't be doing this other thing over there.
See, I'll never be able to understand that part.
But again, I'm not a criminal, so.
It goes back to our other conversation we had
the previous part about image and all of that type of shit.
Like, you take somebody chain,
now I can prove, you can't, you can't.
What Drake said, you know,
somebody pulling their chain and said they got robbed.
Like, now if, or you could say,
yo, I lost my chain or whatever.
Right.
You could get out of it by saying something else happened.
No, nigga, we got your chain right here.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
It's that I need to prove shit.
This younger generation,
all they care about is proving shit to the internet.
Yo, I know young people that's killing it out there
and that's, like, really bright.
So I ain't gonna loop up all the young idiots
with just being young.
No, these niggas are just idiots.
And that's okay.
I thought these niggas was idiots before this.
But even those who are bright,
but even those who are bright,
if somebody questions something about them,
the first thing they do is rush to prove it.
That was the whole Cheyenne Bryant thing.
Hey, post it.
Prove it to us.
You see what I'm saying?
It ain't just the idiots.
It's this internet shit
where I have to prove it to strangers.
Good or bad.
If I don't post it.
Good or bad.
If I don't post it, it's not real.
It doesn't exist.
I have to prove it to you strangers.
Not just the bad shit.
I think Cheyenne Bryant's a false parallel
because there's no jail time involved
with her lying about school.
No, I'm saying. Could it be?
Could it be?
Could it be?
Could you go to jail for that?
Only if you were doing a certain kind of therapy,
I would imagine.
Interesting.
Yeah, but in general, no.
Got it.
People lie about degrees all the time.
No, I wasn't talking about on the jail shit.
I'm just saying proving.
You niggas need to go to, like, a crime school.
Like, go somewhere and learn crime
if you're this passionate about it.
Like, if you're really going to dedicate your entire life. And then I read something this morning.
He got a newborn baby coming?
Oh, my God.
Did his mom come out and say he's expecting child?
His mom posted the ultrasound.
You know, the internet.
Get the internet in.
Shorty's name wasn't covered out.
And they realized who that is.
Oh, Lord.
Yeah, it's a lot.
Who the mom?
And they're all over there.
The mom's a T2, like, what?
The mom is my famous?
Yeah.
Who is it?
Marissa.
Who's Marissa?
Who's Marissa?
You. Not that, no.
NLE Choppa, Baby Moms.
Oh, shit.
The old one?
The bad bitch, the one that's in her 30s.
Yeah, she. You two for two with the rapper, that's it, bitch.
All right.
They started putting up. Now, why would she do. Now, that proves, you know, you're a sick bitch.
Now, why the fuck would you do that?
Damn, it just hit me how dumb that was.
I love more niggas.
Wow, yikes.
That's no, but that's. Wait, somebody break it down for me.
I'm slow.
Yeah, me too.
I'm missing it.
When she was with NLE Choppa, he was the, you know, her young boy.
And it's like, he did what young niggas do.
Got cheating her.
I think he broke up with her.
He didn't really. Because he wanted to be in the baby's life, but he didn't want to do the family thing.
And she would blast him.
And then she would take advantage and blast him all the time.
If y'all remember, NLE Choppa tried to be, like, more open to, like, the gays and, like,
different sounds.
And he would do, like, anti-violence type of stuff.
And she'd be the first one chewing his ass up.
Very good at it, girl.
But she would be chewing his ass up.
It's crazy, because I talked about her here before.
And she DM'd me, not to say don't talk shit, but she DM'd me and say, bitch, I'm 32, not
36.
Y'all don't know how old that bitch is.
But she's a bad bitch.
But just for you to drag him like that and have a baby with him, and then the second
one be pooched out.
Girl, we get to ovulating.
It just makes me mad to see.
That's like. I got this tweet I see going around now with fucking Eva from the old time model.
Oh, yeah.
Of Eva talking about, y'all broke up with Lance Gross because he wanted kids and I didn't
want kids.
And now I feel bad every time I see him, because I got three kids.
Yeah, that's true.
And her three kids is with. Politician boy.
No, no, no.
No, no, boy.
She got one with Kevin.
What's her own boy to be. Kevin McCall.
Yeah, she got one.
Just the oldest is with Kevin McCall.
The other ones are with that politician guy.
Okay.
But if you leave a Lance Gross. Because you don't. You don't want kids and get even a half a kid with Kevin McCall.
Yeah.
I mean, Kevin McCall is a little. He was like in the beginning of his shit.
That's before. You didn't really know he was crazy, crazy until she had that check.
I'm not even talking about that.
You always have to know. It happens to a lot of us.
We just say it like he say, Lance Gross.
All right.
Yeah.
I don't get why. What's it called?
I cannot believe that's Pooh Shiesty, baby.
Wow.
Pooh Shiesty, you need a. You're having a good shit.
You need a mentor.
I didn't. He need a mentor.
He gonna have a mentor upstairs.
I feel like. Everybody got a mentor.
So it's always a good old man to help you out when you do 20, 30.
He need like a how to do crime book.
Crime for dummies?
Yeah, exactly.
His father advice was, hey, let's go down there and run down on niggas.
I don't know why I keep ignoring that.
That's the part that I didn't love.
It's his fucking dad.
And then he went.
His father's a gangster.
His father's respected in Memphis.
He came up as a baby gangster, baby his father.
So the fact that everybody is being blind to the fact that this boy is literally raised
to be a hooker.
He's been saying it in his music that he got the game.
He got the game.
He got all of that through his. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Y'all saying these things.
Why people are disregarding that fact is because when you say that, it implies that because
there's generations of this, we're good at it.
No, that's not. My dad was a gangster.
My dad did this.
He raised me.
He got years in.
He's flying over here.
That would make me believe that sometimes it's off the table.
Or we just said shit that worked in the 90s don't work today.
My pops is old.
The way they was doing shit back then, he might have told me to do shit the way that
they used to do it.
But how about. It won't fly today.
Right.
Like, this is how I got out of Stax Records.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Gang culture is totally different than regular gangster culture, right?
In Philadelphia, we don't have gangbangers, more beef over blocks.
Gang culture is totally different.
You will be born as a blood.
That's what you are.
Now, I'm sure there's 50 million black men and black women that can say, I was born in
a blood family.
I was paroled, but I went to college.
I escaped or whatever.
But that took some steps to be made if you're in a family where your fucking grandma has
a flag, right?
So that's what I say with who should I see.
Where Memphis, where they from in Memphis, they gangbang.
I think they some type of Crips or something.
If your father's a Crip, you're a Crip.
So if you grow up gangbanging like that, then you get this blessing of entertainment.
Why is anybody really shocked that that's how they handled the first contract riff?
I would be shocked if that wasn't how they handled it.
If daddy didn't grow to teaching, I'm not excusing anything.
I'm just saying it's more indicative.
You're not being an extra special person to beat your environment.
Extra smart people beat their environment.
Average people just do what they see around them.
And if I'm a criminal and I've been in and out of jail and I plan on continuing my life
of crime, I'm not saying fuck the feds in my music.
My brain just says that would make the feds target me when I'm not trying to
be targeted.
Sometimes you want to hide in plain sight, though.
How does saying fuck the feds do that?
Everybody says fuck the feds.
That's not true.
A lot of people say fuck the feds.
Plenty of people rap about selling drugs and don't sell drugs.
So if I was a drug dealer in real life and rapping, I might still rap about selling drugs
just to get a hide in plain sight.
But if I'm on federal probation, I might not be saying fuck the feds.
Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
I hear that.
Fair point.
You know, I don't have nothing to add to this.
I think this nigga's the dumbest nigga.
I don't know about that.
I'm fourth.
I'm forcing my brain to even say something about this stupid nigga.
I'm praying for him.
I want to say that the police don't care about stuff like that, but it's not true.
Remember when Big Meech and them got indicted?
You know, that cop was driving to work to Atlanta, and Meech and them had that
The billboard.
The world is yours, and they pissed him off.
The billboard.
Every day, on the way to work for this dumbass 9-5.
And I got to look up and see this.
This rich-ass man talking about the world is mine.
I know he's selling cocaine.
That was part of the reason why he indicted them.
So I'm sure fuck the feds might irritate the rest of them.
I'll tell you one thing.
Totally.
Reporting that story versus me seeing it now totally changed whatever I was thinking
about Gucci Mane.
Boy, that was the smoothest robbery I ever seen.
He was smooth.
He was chill.
Gucci Mane was all right.
He looked as comfortable as one could possibly look.
He looked annoying.
Like, y'all take it.
Yeah, I already.
You got it.
All right, what?
What's up?
And he looked smart.
Yeah.
Right.
Hands in my pockets.
I ain't moving.
He looked smart.
Like, come on, man.
I can't believe that.
Hey, Poosh, I asked you to drop from 10.
10-17.
Oh, you didn't.
I already said it.
I said, Poosh Heisty is dropping 10-17.
Poosh Heisty has nothing to do with 10-17.
I'm writing the paper.
Pouchet ain't got nothing
to do with Tim
that nigga Couchet
y'all got Dracos out
and all y'all want me to do
is say this
and sign this
no problem
and I go home
why did they think
that was a word
I bet
and y'all calling
hey Pouchet
Pouchet's a draft
from 1017
Pouchet was never
signed in 1017
and he will never
be signed in 1017
like what else
y'all want me to say
hey guess who
ain't in 1017
ain't nobody
on 1017 no more
it's me
I'm closing the label
you ain't
no fuck
hey ain't no 1017
I don't need that shit
and Pouchet looked
like he was drunk
or something
he looked
bro and he
no
y'all want to
fuck
he look dumb
yes
he look drunk
or high or something
he got a slow
look to him
they need to put
that in his
fucking PSI
that he was in
but FDO
I played it again
that shit is hard
he smoked that
I don't know why
he
but even in that record
nigga said
my grandmother told me
to keep the grass low
but the whole time
I'm the snake
yeah
it's one of my favorite lines
that shit horrible
I mean
the music better
when they living it
I'm kind of telling you
the music better
when they living it
I'm telling you
it's like
joke
unfortunately it is
it's so much better
unfortunately
then Gucci walked over
to the gun
the gun dude
the dude that was
blocking the door
yeah
get your face on camera
too nigga
yeah
you too
now let me walk back
over here
hey
go ahead
go ahead Gucci
go ahead man
I tell you
that was smooth
I'm still not with
the record Gucci put out
I just didn't like it
and I'm still not with
you signing all the niggas
that are into this behavior
but
so many are dead
like it's just
such a bad
they lost a lot
he had a bad little one
he lost a lot
R.I.P. Big Scar
and Enchanted
they were really talented people
let me tell you something
if Pooh Shiesty
don't want to be on 1070
guess who the fuck
ain't going to be on 1070
Pooh Shiesty
you gone
you
he said that
you dropped
you dropped
that's it
this is what a phone call
right
so they all on a bell
except Pooh Shiesty
except
everybody but Pooh Shiesty
oh he's not
that's why we talking about him
they trying to get the feds
to
revoke his
cause he on probation
the feds
so they trying to get the feds
to violate him
yeah
cause part of that is
you can't be with no
guns and none of that shit
and here you are on video
the feds typically
like to let him
outweigh one
so they do one case
and then another one
so it's like
if they do that
they're really on his ass
cause typically
they just wait
cause they ain't got no
they always win
they don't have no
you know what I mean
the rush would be
the run of concurrence
so they not doing
two sentences separate
but they don't give a fuck
and they know they got you
so it doesn't matter
you know what I mean
got it
okay
he's fucked
I feel bad for him
he's out of here
no he's
he's out of here
you feel bad for him
I do
I ain't gonna lie
I feel bad for him
I feel like
the same thing with Tay-K
I feel like
he didn't have a shot
some people you just
don't have a shot
I hear that
you do not have a shot
and it's like
Tay-K was a fucking
minor
but I'm talking about
Poo Shiesty had a shot
Poo Shiesty didn't have a shot
Poo Shiesty had a shot
I didn't
listen
we not gonna
we not gonna break it down
to the T
like y'all like to do
I know what she's saying
what I'm saying is
is that
like I said
50,000 other times
between being grown up
in gang culture
and having your parents
who balls in vagina
you came out of
gang bang
I just think that
it's hard to
it's hard to
Joe if you were about
to make a terrible decision
you could call either one
of your parents
and they probably
would tell you the opposite
your son just did
you told us about your son
I understand
you know what I'm saying
at some point though
maybe after your first case
or your second case
you do gotta take
some ownership
of the decisions
like the outcome
daddy on the phone
like you know
what time it is son
yeah
prison time
you know how
we get down son
yeah
that's what it's about
load that shit up
nigga
come get your daddy
nigga
I know jail has to suck
at 105 degrees outside
jail is cold
whenever it's hot
it's too cold
or when it's cold
it's too hot
whatever
well hopefully
the next artist
that's watching this
will make a different decision
maybe there's gonna be
some cautionary
tale shit for them
yeah
word
hopefully
speaking of music though
y'all been following
this NDI
this NDI Reads situation
I have
I wanna talk about it so much
I have
I have so much to say about it
well let's talk about it
let's do it
well first thing that happened
this all started because of
a remix that was put out
when
when
when Spin That
was flipped into video
NDI Reads video
and so that's when
India kinda jumped in
and started speaking about it
what did she say?
she also
and she also reposted
something on
on
on
Threads
this is important
like the Threads part
someone had said
let's ban the song
or let's boycott the song
and people assumed
that she was supporting
a boycott
then what she talked about
was
and what other people
talked about
was that this was
bad for the culture
that this was detrimental
for the culture
that it
you know
that it's harmful
and that she don't
rock with it
there was a time
but she said
she did not say boycott
that was not her idea
she went
she addressed some of this
and I have what
she said
just
so we are all
on the same page
we love you India
I love you
but I will
times two on it
don't make me do it
alright fuck it
you asked for it
my third album
Testimony
volume one
like my relationship
turned 20 years old
on Friday
the 27th
it snuck up on me
somebody had to tell me
and so that's why
I'm making a video
right now
instead of writing about this
on my sub stack
which if you know me
you know
I like writing on my sub stack
and
you'll see that little
back there
ok
and
I've been in the blogs
a couple times
this last week
and so
I wanted to come
and talk about these things
let's talk about
the easy one first
it is being wrongly reported
that I think
we should boycott
this song of the summer
I'm not going to tell you
what it is
because I refuse
to sing that song
but
either you know what it is
or you don't
if you don't
you can go find it
she's talking about
Carisha's song y'all
but I don't think
we should boycott
what I want
is to see people
understand the power
of words and music
and to make choices
that are healthy for them
and that's what
I want
do I think
it matters
what I want
for people
no
I have finally learned
that it doesn't matter
and that there's no
amount
of
um
sacrificing
my life force energy
that is going to make
anybody want
anything better
for themselves
all I can do
is emanate
what I emanate
stand for what I stand for
and hope that it reaches
who it's meant to reach
and that's it
and that's all
I'm going to do
and so
my comment makes it
very clear
that I don't think
we should boycott
my comment
is tantamount to
everybody doesn't want
the same things
and there are a lot of people
who are saying
it's just a song
well if that's what you think
enjoy
but what I know
is that music has power
but of course
I have used that power
to help some people
and I have traveled
around this world twice
and I see the impact
of what we export
out of
the black
American experience
to the rest of the world
longer story
for another time
but I've seen it
so I know
and I'm telling you
what it is
but you enjoy
if that's what you want to do
and I
will enjoy doing
what I want to do
and that's why
I don't think
anybody needs to boycott
I think people just need
to make choices
for themselves
and that's what I think
I like that
that's one
there you have it
yeah
one I appreciate
her take on
the boycott thing
and I think that's
generally my position
on art
is don't boycott it
don't legislate against it
let people make choices
you know I may be loud
about a thing
that I like
or don't like
but I think people
have a right to do it
I think
if you would have
asked me 10 years ago
I would have been
completely in disagreement
with India
about
Spin That
which I like by the way
I think it's a
you know
it's a song
I think it's great
but now
I get it
in a different way
I understand
the harm
that songs have
I don't think that
Spin That is uniquely harmful
or particularly harmful
and I've seen
other comparisons
like is it more harmful
than everybody listening
to Annie Up
you know what I mean
like
it's
like
no
right
it's almost
no
so I don't want to
isolate this song
like it's some uniquely
problematic thing
but I do think
there's a conversation
to have about
like do we want to
keep celebrating songs
that encourage behavior
yeah
see what I'm saying
like
it's old
it's such an old ass song
but I think
that was the point
it's like we've always
been doing this
and sometimes
every generation
likes to act like
new shit
the new music is different
and I'm saying
every generation
has these conversations
as I get older though
I do think about
the harmony of music
it causes
and the damage
that it can cause
and so I
I would take the position
of
yeah maybe we shouldn't
maybe we shouldn't what
rock with it
not that we shouldn't
be allowed to
just that me personally
maybe I need to even
be more thoughtful about
maybe you should
maybe I should
yeah maybe I shouldn't
but you never rocked with it
no remember I was like
but then I went outside
and I was like
he came around
and my opposition
to the song
was never the message
of it
I was just like
this song is just like
it just was like
kind of like
but the frequencies
from the song
didn't make Mark
turn to a life of boosting
right but Mark
is really intelligent
I think that
true
first of all
shout out to
NDI Ree for looking
amazing in that clip
she looks exactly the same
she looks beautiful
everything about NDI Ree
is amazing
yes like the brown skin
is still glowing
you look good girl
but I think that's the part
that's so confusing to me
is that I'm like a real
grew up in hip hop
kind of kid
and I remember
these conversations
every time we had them
I remember when it was
the NWA thing
I remember when it was
the Lil' Kim thing
I remember when it was
the loop thing
I mean I can remember
Lil' Kim
Lil' Azz
sitting on like
daytime television
and everybody just
coming at her
you're a fucking whore
why are you doing this
you know
so it's like
it's kind of silly
in that way also
my personal opinion
the song sucks
that's when I first
didn't like it
it's because how
it's just so fucking ghetto
I'm ghetto
love the ghetto
see the beauty in the ghetto
but that was a little
too much for me
they put crack in
no listen
hear me out
it's not
I'm not even saying
it's too much for me
because of the content
it's just
just corny. Like to me, it's just repetitive.
I didn't fuck with the song for that.
It's corny.
I'm not saying I didn't like it because it's too low vibrational.
I'm saying it's just so fucking. It's one of the good songs.
Didn't like the song.
Yeah, so. That's fine.
I'm not mad at that.
Now we all listen to it.
We all like it.
It is one of them songs that you heard it enough.
Now you like it.
But I think it's one of them situations where it's just like you. Well, I guess it happens a lot where you blend the cultures.
That's the song you're supposed to hear in the club and at the strip club and shit.
But now you hear it at the family reunion and your grandma is saying,
turn that, spin that on, baby.
It's one of them songs.
And I think that's what's irritating the church folk.
Because you are going to hear it after Frankie Beverly in the mix now
because it's the biggest song of the summer.
Shout out to you, bitch.
Fire that DJ.
Because clearly. I mean, really.
She got to bang her some kind of way out of that bullshit.
And I want to congratulate her.
I think you damned if you do, damned if you don't.
First, it was so horrible because it sucked.
Now it's so horrible because of the content.
My thing is, even in terms of content records,
this ain't even that bad compared to some of the other shit.
Nigga, we was wondering. What are we?
The clubs, everybody was wondering.
I was like. Even Percocet, Molly Percocet.
She's like, this ain't shit.
This is on the lowest possible level of whatever Indy is trying to say.
I think we should take all the offensive rap songs
and figure out the prison sentence for years from now
and then lay it out.
Like, come on.
It might be hard.
It might happen.
They always affiliated with a crime.
They're going to start putting. Some girl was allegedly boosted probably like two days ago
where her toddler. She was in that car.
Police officer shot the car up, killed this time.
But she was in that store stealing and she ran to the car.
Boosting has always been a dangerous job like that.
I've seen boosters get murdered just like that with the same story
that she was driving the car towards security
versus her trying to drive to get away with her fucking down coats.
I don't know, but that's what they do.
It's the same thing.
They associate crimes with the song.
They make it a big thing.
And then it's like this big effort to take the song down.
It's too late.
Everybody loves it.
See, I think in this case,
I don't think India chose this song.
I don't think India chose this song because it was particularly bad.
Again, I think it was just because that's what got mixed with her.
Which is also interesting because video is basically put it in your mouth.
Right?
When you think about. So, hers. What?
It's on video.
Okay.
And you remember you put it in your mouth?
Yes.
Akanele?
It's in the same track.
I think it is the same track, isn't it?
Same sample, maybe, yeah.
I mean, every part of it, I think.
I don't think there's any difference.
Akanele, that was a classic.
I don't think there's any difference between putting it in your mouth and video
from what I can think.
I'm saying that to say it's interesting how a track can be one thing,
but the content. When you think about video versus put it in your mouth,
there's a radically different way you experience the song.
That's interesting to me and important to think about
in terms of the impact it might have on the culture.
I'm okay saying, look,
Spin That ain't in the top 50 of fucked up songs.
However, use it as an opportunity to say,
maybe we could listen to some different shit.
Maybe we could do something
because maybe we are reinforcing the culture of unhealthy music.
I used to be one of the. Activism as a scholar,
a lot of my stuff was. My first work was around hip-hop,
and I was one of the people
who was critical of Tipper Gore,
one of the people critical of C. Delores Tucker,
one of the people critical of all the people
that were coming after hip-hop,
smashing the CDs and all that stuff.
And now, 30 years later, I'm like,
they were right.
But what?
They were not right.
How the hell was that right?
Not about the. Forget about the free speech part.
Again, I support free speech.
I can't forget about that.
It's the major part.
No, I'm saying, that's not the part that I'm disputing.
I'm saying, I. I begin from,
everybody should make whatever they want to make.
Okay.
My thing is,
why do we have an appetite for it?
I want us to have a different appetite for it.
Why do we only do this with black music?
Why don't. There's mad rock songs
that are extraordinarily destructive.
Well, that's why I mentioned Tipper Gore,
because she would have to rock.
You know, she didn't. Tipper Gore wasn't particularly focused on hip-hop.
In fact, she was more focused on the rock stuff.
Okay.
I'm saying all of it, right?
But I have a particular interest in black music
because I have a particular interest in black people.
Okay, okay.
Right?
But, again,
why does one seem to negate the other?
Like, if I. If I have an appetite for Italian,
that don't mean that I don't have an appetite for soul food.
That don't mean that. Because I'm listening to this song,
don't mean that I'm not listening to fucking
Mary Mary or anything else.
Even if I'm listening. Just because I'm listening to the song
don't mean I'm taking anything from the song
but the music.
You know, everybody ain't running out here,
I heard this record,
now it made me want to do X, Y, and Z.
That's a fact.
But sometimes. But it's not as high as people think.
Very small.
It's not as high as people think.
I would put more of that. Very small.
I would put more of that on movies,
I would put more of that on certain video games,
all of that shit before I put it on hip hop.
Very small amount of people are influenced by what. You said it.
I didn't know, you just changed what you said.
Not influenced by. Very small percentage of people
hear something and do it.
And then go do it.
Yeah.
And that's. In a song?
Not influenced by.
And the studies. As a teenager, I had.
The psychological studies that I. You know, again,
this hasn't been my area of expertise in a while,
but when I was looking at the impact of, like,
music on people's actions,
it is relatively small.
Like, people don't listen to shoot-em-up songs
and go out and shoot people.
People don't. That's not what I'm worried about.
I'm talking about the broader cultural patterns
and trends we have.
When Jay-Z told people to stop wearing jerseys,
we stopped wearing jerseys.
Like, there's a cultural impact to things.
Jay-Z also said. Jay-Z also said,
Scarface the movie did more than Scarface the rapper to me.
Sure.
Meaning. Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, people love to just go right to hip hop
and say this is what's doing all of these things.
That's at the bottom of the list of shit
that's fucking shit up.
Right, but I'm not saying that.
I'm making a different argument
because I agree with that argument.
I don't think that. For example,
there's a culture of violence in America.
It's not unique to hip hop.
It ain't just America.
It's not unique to culture.
It's a culture of violence in humanity.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
In humanity.
I'm making that point.
I'm saying the same thing you're saying.
Look how Karisha got us.
No, but she's gotten us someplace interesting,
I think, right?
Like, I would say even down to foreign policy,
our response of problems is to shoot it
or bomb it or blow it up.
That's America.
That's not hip hop.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
That's not my issue.
My issue is. That there are certain things in our culture
that matter more to us
than things that are outside of our culture.
And I'm saying inside of our culture,
what kind of values do we want to have?
Now that I look at. Think about what C. Delores Tucker was talking about,
about misogyny in hip hop,
what Dean Warwick was saying.
I can't, 30 years later,
as a damn near 50-year-old man,
with any honesty or integrity,
say that hip hop isn't misogynistic, right?
I just can't.
That'd be true.
It is.
Right, so if all of our songs are misogynistic. You threw a word in there.
It's not all.
Fair.
Withdrawing.
Not even close.
I don't want to get. Exactly.
Not even close at all.
That's the problem, though.
That's where my problem starts, right there.
I said the wrong word.
I misspoke.
I'm going to take it out.
But there are a lot of people
that say kind of what you're saying,
and they don't take the all out.
Touche.
But I don't want to lose
the actual point that I'm making,
which is if there is a lot of misogyny
in our culture, which it is,
then that does shape and influence
how we think about things.
I was influenced by Snoop.
I was influenced by Eazy-E.
I was influenced by Digable Plans
and Most Definite.
I mean, I was just influenced by all of them.
Exactly, exactly.
But even some. I was influenced by Snoop, too,
but I didn't go out
and start smacking bitches
because he said it in a lyric somewhere.
And again, I'm not arguing
that people listen to it
and run out and do it.
Again, I'm talking about attitudes,
trends, values.
Why do we always take it inward?
Well, I wouldn't do it.
Well, we're pretty special people.
What about everybody else?
Well, my thing is,
I have a few points to make.
I think it's the other way around.
That's why.
I have a few points,
but I'll explain what he's done.
Go ahead.
For me, I won't speak for me,
art is not just reserved
for the good people.
That's true.
True.
It ain't.
Like, some art,
I'm with the art
that's speaking about
whatever sin is from
their surroundings
or that they're experiencing
or when they were that,
I'm fly with.
Sometimes it even opens the door
for healthy conversations
like NDRR is attempting to have.
Two, NDRR has always come
from a very unique place.
Like, her first day on the scene,
it was,
we are beautiful,
as a people.
Yeah.
Fuck what them people
was talking about.
Don't let them talk about
our hair and our skin
and you are,
like, she was proud
and kicking something
that wasn't really popular
and it's never been popular,
really, in this,
which leads to my third point.
I'm not going to let us sit here
and keep talking about
Carisha, Carisha, Carisha
when the bigger conversation
is the infrastructures
that are in place
that push some of the programming
to certain demographics.
Y'all ain't going to put
this on fucking young Miami.
Y'all are not.
We've had Tank come up here
and talk about the programming
and later in this NDRR clip,
she does go on
and talk about Clive Davis.
Our baby should have played it.
But yeah,
if we're going to start attacking
just songs,
especially the good ones,
like, we need to start attacking
where they come from
and why they come from.
And why they're being promoted.
A thousand percent agree.
And why they're being promoted
to who they're being promoted to.
Yes.
My next point is
And I don't think
it's time for songs.
Music,
music,
music and art
is applicable,
is you decide
how it's applicable
to your life, right?
Like, I've been vibing
with this T.I. shit so hard
and part of why I'm enjoying it
and not just him,
I'm enjoying
age-appropriate music
for me where I am,
adult music
that I can identify with.
He on there talking about
having money,
going broke,
being a dad,
being a family,
fucking grown up,
making money,
making mistakes.
Like, he's,
I like that.
Me too.
I don't know if I necessarily
need that
when I'm
in a strip club
or when I'm
in a nightlight
or when I'm,
I don't really need to hear
nothing that is
age-appropriate for me.
Give me all of the
bounce that ass
just like a friend do.
Give me the
I want the thick one.
All of that shit
that don't make no sense.
This is the environment
that I would like to hear
that I don't leave here
and now I'm programmed
some type of different way.
Yeah, so
again,
I think we all agree
that music isn't
that one-to-one
where you hear something
in your program.
But it's that
before you get to the words
is what I'm saying.
Music does something
before a word is laid
to your body.
That's why I used
the put it in your mouth
video comparison.
Right. Because it's the exact same track, but with very different content and both hard and both both classic for sure.
And I'm saying sometimes the content does change something.
But I think also you're in a strip club and you're in your really late 40s.
Right. And you're listening to. I'm not. Am I really late for you said my really late.
I mean, you really are in your late 40s. Listen to the strip club. You're old enough to make that choice.
And there's always been music, whether it's Millie Jackson, whether it's Clarence Carter, rest in peace.
We're recipes, both of them, where you could listen to this music in the context of a certain space.
But now the playing feels a little bit more level to me. So everybody's hearing everything.
And so I'm not so much worried about how you respond. But that's a scammer.
So but but but but my response to that is that that's back to me saying you take what's applicable to you.
Let me ask you to the 16 year old. That's my that's what I was about to ask.
But that's what I mean. That's what I'm talking about. Beating their women.
And that's a problem.
I'm not Johnny Cash. But see, I'm not saying those are OK.
I'm saying it's all a problem. And I'm saying we should probably be more critical of it.
Mark, let me ask you a question. Do you think that there are teenagers that will hear spend it and say, oh, I need to start scamming?
Yes, hon.
Is this yes or no?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
But that's not my argument is.
I know what you're saying.
I'm not saying that's not my influence.
Do this.
Right. However, there is a scammer culture.
And there are people.
Scam. And if I'm already mixed up a scammer culture and my favorite song is about is about scamming.
Yes, I think that might.
So I've already been in scam.
Scamming ain't new.
That's why I'm not blaming the music.
I'm saying the music is a factor that that makes things hard.
We have an opportunity when we listen to something.
It could make things the same.
It could make things better or could make things worse.
I'm saying maybe sometimes make some shit that makes things better.
And it's not on Carisha.
It is on the industry.
It is on the system.
It is on all the bigger shit.
It's the same thing with gangster rap.
We could have kept listening.
Different kinds of shit.
Gangster rap had money in it, but partly because it was about killing niggas.
Can I ask a question?
Why is not anybody addressing what she says when she says I've traveled the world twice?
And I've seen the impact that black culture has on the world.
I've seen that y'all don't.
That's a fact.
Most of y'all have never seen it.
So that's a fact that black culture impacts the world.
Right.
But when we giving it out and that's what she's saying, like when we giving it out this way, I'm assuming she's saying.
And what they think of us.
Is that what she's talking about?
I don't think she's knowing her a little bit.
I don't think she's primarily concerned with how the world sees it.
I think she's more worried about us internally.
How they respond to us.
How they react to us.
How they emulate us.
How they adore us.
How they take the fashion.
How they take this lingo.
How they take the hairstyle.
She's talking about the impact that we have.
Yeah, that's basically what you're trying to say.
If we giving that out, that's our impact on the world.
But we giving the other shit out too.
We do run the world.
We giving the other shit out too.
Listen, I'm just saying.
And that's the thing that I think is important about these conversations.
For me, when a person comes off with, I traveled the world twice and this is what I saw from my pay.
That's catching my ear.
Because I haven't traveled the world.
So it's like, and it's a different way of thinking of it.
Because we do run shit.
I just watched a fucking Japanese bar, Korean bar.
This nigga's doing Jodeci.
Whole bar.
Boots and suit jackets.
Like we really do run shit to that point.
You know?
So that's something I've never thought of.
And I'm also somebody that has never traveled the world.
So that's why I'm just going to be interested.
But when people say that.
When people say that, they make it seem like this is all we're giving to the world.
Is this side over here.
Correct.
The best selling albums of this year rap wise are what?
Drake and J. Cole.
Are they rapping about scamming?
No, they're not.
And Don Toliver.
And Don Toliver.
And my thing is when it comes to females rapping, right?
I mean, we should have had our fucking female or woman leader role models jump in a long time ago.
This scamming song is the least.
If we just.
You're talking about the women raps.
Of the last.
Agreed.
Half a decade.
Yes.
Pussy pink, booty hole brown.
Yeah, stop it.
Wearing shit.
And it was quiet.
Now y'all all listening to lyrics.
Cool.
So we breaking down.
That is just anatomy.
We breaking down every word in the hook.
But in the clubs.
Stop it.
When this song come on, it's niggas with jobs throwing money.
It's fucking niggas in suits throwing money.
The World Cup Ecuadorian niggas.
When they.
They come and they throw them like nobody is really focused on the scammer portion of this record.
Yeah, it's a catchy song.
She caught one and they know that's what she knew what part to make fucking catchy spin.
That she didn't say scammer, spinning, scamming, spinning, spinning, spinning.
Don't it was just a simple spin that shit.
Yeah, that's anybody.
Hey, my son, my son.
When he take all my money off the dresser, it's been that you don't.
But that curse curse.
Nah, my girl's son, he thought, because on the radio they just say spinach.
But she said it real fast.
Spinach.
Spinach.
All the kids saying spinach.
Spinach.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Play spinach.
All the toddlers say spinach, I swear to you.
Spinach chips.
Spinach.
No, dog, I wanted to go to Halston's the other day, and I just started singing spinach
dip in my head.
I was all for that.
I did.
Yeah, she about to get an Applebee's deal.
Spinach dip.
Spinach dip.
Spinach dip.
Go get Miami.
Get that fucking money, girl.
Hey, that's a good one.
Aquarian.
Let's go.
Hey, yo, Miami, you ain't got to give a fuck about what none of them is talking about
as hard as you worked to get one of these after your group broke up.
That's the other side.
This girl bust her ass.
She was left for dead, hoe.
Everybody clowning you as soon as it happened with dude, everybody, ah, look now.
And she fought through that and came out with one.
Like, come on, man.
Now y'all want to start popping shit?
No, no.
I don't think it's about that.
And I didn't like the song at first, so I want to make it seem like I was one of them
day one.
I didn't either.
They put crack in it, didn't they?
It's a good fucking, like, when you out, when you outside.
You guys.
I don't even talk, please.
Oh, sorry.
When you outside, that record does exactly what you need it to do.
Yeah.
Can't deny that.
I just wish it were a little more cool.
I mean, I think about, so we don't stay in the exact same place.
I was thinking about hip hop and its impact positively, right?
For example, growing up, we heard a lot of records about people whose dads wasn't there.
I think that mattered.
I agree.
Like, I think hip hop made it not cool to be a deadbeat dad.
Fucking agree.
I think hip hop did some amazing shit.
And people don't rap about, yo, I had two kids, never seen them, nigga.
Like, you don't rap about that shit.
Now, some of them do it, but they don't rap about it.
I don't even, I don't like that.
I don't like that.
What?
Because that's a, that's true at some point in hip hop, depending on where you were introduced.
Yeah.
I didn't hear nothing like that when I was introduced to hip hop.
I didn't hear a peep about nobody having a dad.
In the 80s.
Oh.
Oh.
On LL Radio, I didn't hear him say it.
Kid and Play, Rakim, Slickwick, Greatest Adventures, I didn't hear him say it.
I think it's a very 90s thing.
Run DMC.
Run DMC, I didn't hear him say it.
Like, that wasn't my introduction to hip hop.
A bunch of fatherless niggas.
Mine either.
I'm thinking about the 90s.
I'm thinking about from Biggie.
I'm thinking about Ed O.G.
I'm thinking about, I mean, actually everybody damn near, right?
I feel like in the 90s people did.
Ed O.G. is the first time I heard somebody say, hey, man.
Do your shit.
Be a dad.
But I'm less thinking about the positive message.
Because, again, the positive message becomes, like, didactic.
And sometimes it's like, that's not the thing you want.
I'm talking about just people telling their own experience.
And the same niggas are talking about shooting people.
The same niggas are talking about fucking all that shit.
They also were saying, like, yo, my pop wasn't there.
And it mattered.
I think it mattered.
So I'm saying in the same way that hip hop has an ability just culturally
to impact how we think about fatherhood in a positive way,
I don't want to, I can't give hip hop credit for that
and not also hold hip hop accountable for ways that culturally
we might be influenced by some other shit that's different, that's negative.
Oh, no, you hold hip hop accountable.
But, I mean, it's going to get heavy.
It is.
It's much bigger than hip hop.
Why don't you do that?
Because I think that shit is, like, so frowned upon right now.
Like, niggas, oh, I don't hang with niggas that don't take care of their kids.
And I do think hip hop has something to do with that.
And I do think it has something to do with so many rappers in the 90s and 2000s
talking about how they didn't have a dad and how that made them feel,
letting other black men or men be able to express.
It did hurt my feelings that I don't know my father.
It does hurt my feelings that I can't have a conversation with my father
and everybody say I look like him, Benny Siegel talking about his father.
And I do think it matters, and it is taboo.
And I think that hip hop has a part of that.
That's a great point I never thought about.
So I just want to think about it on both sides.
That's all.
Just, we got a chance to do something different.
But I don't want to pick on, I don't want to beat this conversation.
Listen, it's Fourth of July weekend, man.
See your kids.
Go outside and find your dad if he's lost.
And turn your spin that shit on.
I was about to say, and if you're at the cookout, you go ahead and spin that.
A lot.
The funny shit is, dad don't never be lost far away.
He right there.
He'll be back going to the park.
No.
He is not far.
If you take a drive and just do like this.
You go find your dad.
Do you know how many people I know who don't know their dads, who don't fuck with their dads,
or dads don't fuck with them, and they live like two by two?
And the dad is right there.
They right there.
That's crazy.
That was crazy to me.
I always thought if you were abandoning your kids, you had to at least go to the other side of town.
When I was going through whatever I went through with Trey's mom, that was the thing that was blowing my mind.
It's like, we ain't going to go through all this shit, and I'm literally 15 minutes away.
Wow.
Like, why are we doing this?
Anyway.
Happy Fourth of July weekend.
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No. I can't play
that now that I live with a family.
Oh, that's true.
That song made me. It might get influenced.
That song made me.
We was in the shower this morning. I was like, yeah, man,
I might go out tonight.
It's an I. It's not an I.
How'd that go? It's a we.
I really asked to y'all shower together.
We. Hot. Like, that's the thing.
When you shower with your. When you first move in.
Yeah, that's the thing. It's so cute at first.
Yeah. At first. When does it stop?
Yeah. When does it stop?
It's going to stop soon. Quick.
I know. I never want it to stop. You're at day what?
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Yeah, you definitely want to make it to August.
No, no, no. Let me not front
on you. That's our thing. She wanted too hot in there.
Showering with your mate is so. I think it's such a bonded thing. Not when you
fuck. When you just like. Yeah, like she do my feet and my back and stuff.
Yes, I think that's so nice. And we got dual shower heads.
Oh, yeah.
We got dual shower heads. Now, the thing about
it now, when you cut on the other
shower head, my faucet
struggles.
Oh, shit.
That's a fucking problem. See, that's when that shit get
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a little. That ass get a little too fat and keep bumping
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It's like, bitch, get the fuck on. Not just
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what happened, guys. Oh, for real?
Yes, because I woke up and I saw the tweet that said
who's dumber, Poosh, Ice-T, or the Celtics?
Thanks. Oh, shit.
And I researched it, and it means
that we got that guy Jalen from
the Celtics to come to us, right? Yes, you did.
Jalen Brown. Yes, congratulations to us.
It's a fact. Alright, I'm going to mute up and let
the Philadelphia
portion of this podcast do
whatever the fuck they wanted to do. Well, no, it's
real simple. Philly's back up.
That's it, man. Put the word back out there, man.
Put the word back out, right. We back up.
We sent it to the group chat. We was hyped in.
Jalen Brown just got traded to us
for a
very favorable deal. That's all I'll say.
Good looking. Yo, man, it was a good
look for Philly.
Yo, big dog.
He's so petty.
He can't just sit.
Man, let's go!
Man, fuck all that
sixer shit, nigga!
He's still worried about the lack.
Wait a minute!
Back up!
Back up!
Back up!
- What up, boy? What up, Scott? Hey! Hey! Wait a minute, wait a minute!
- Look, they mad. I'm sorry. That was rude. That was rude. That was rude. I'm sorry.
- But now, Jalen, first of all, y'all crumbling. - Mark, just go ahead.
- Y'all crumbling. Did you see? Hey, Mark. Did you see my man on Instagram talking to OG?
- No. - Yeah. Mitch was like, "Look, it ain't going the way y'all thought it was.
I hope the truth comes out soon. You're crumbling."
- I took that to mean the exact opposite of what you're saying.
- No. - I took that to mean the Knicks, who I kind of been reading the TV.
I don't really feel like they were the happiest with Mitch, and they're just trying to keep this down.
They didn't want him. - That's cool. That's cool. Y'all can have one.
- We don't care about the Knicks. We don't care about the Knicks.
- You shouldn't. We ain't get our rings yet. Open at night.
- All right, cool. - The jewelry stores is closed still.
- That's fine, bro. That's fine. That's fine. - We traded for Jalen.
- We did. - Got some big free agent signers. The team is looking good.
And we one player away from a championship. - One more. One more.
- And you know who he is. - You know it. Who is it? Come on.
- LeBron James. - The king.
- The king. - We are in--
- Oh, my God. - The king is coming.
- We on the short list. - No, y'all are not.
- We are on the short list. I done talked to my sources.
- Mark don't have a backbone at all. - Are we going to get him, guys?
- Mark is so spineless. - I am not spineless.
- So you about to sit here and beg for LeBron to get to you. - Yes!
- That's all you said about Bronny James.
- I never said nothing about LeBron James.
I'm not--I'm not begging for Bronny.
Although I'll take for Bronny. - Senior, senior.
- We got a spot for you, LeBron James, senior and junior.
- I don't even know if LeBron is going to Philly after the stuff
Jalen Brown had to say about Bronny being in the league.
- They already squashed that. Don't worry about that.
- See, you being messy trying to bring up old shit.
- I see what you're trying to do. - Throw it out there and hope he hear it
and don't come because you get nervous.
- He loves Jalen Brown. - He going here.
- And he loves Joel Embiid. And he loves Tyrese Maxson.
He loves the squad. Rich Paul has pieces there.
We are good. - We looking great.
- But LeBron, listen to me. Listen to me.
There are a lot of people out there that don't fuck with what you're doing right now.
- That's a good point. - But we love you. We do.
Philadelphia is the perfect city for you. You'll be a starter here.
You'll be another champion here.
- And we're going to treat you great.
- Mona, break it down for them. Please explain to LeBron why he should come to Philly.
- Cheese steaks, friendly people.
- Very brotherly love.
- Loyal fans, sisterly affection.
- They don't know about sisterly affection.
- Talk about it. Talk about it now.
- We have a great Dune Day Festival.
We have great barbers.
- LeBron is a music head.
- He loves rap. That's right.
You could be local to your unhoused in a cypher that kills it.
- You don't want to go to Cleveland.
You don't want to go to Golden State.
- You did that already. You did Cleveland already.
- He treats you like shit.
- You don't want to go to Golden State.
East Coast. East Coast.
- Feeling super clean.
- Cleanest city on Earth.
- You like Rocky?
- Beautiful women.
- The steps are good.
- All right. All right.
You guys, we got it.
- We did our best.
- We got it.
Was that your pitch?
- Yeah, I think it's going to work.
- I think we sold it.
- We got them. We got them.
- I got something for the wife.
Tell me when you tag me in.
- What do y'all think about the Celtics handling of Jalen Brown?
I don't want to spend a whole bunch of time warning you.
- Shameful.
- Terrible.
- Boy, does it feel racist.
- Ain't no feeling it.
- I don't. It's two things happening.
It's some behind the scenes shit
with some player personnel shit
that's interpersonal feels to me.
I'm about the players, not even about management.
I don't know who's right.
I don't know who's wrong.
But Jalen and somebody ain't clicking from what I'm hearing.
I think that's part of it.
Then the reports y'all talking about
where they say he act like he's the smartest person in the room.
- So stupid.
- That started to feel. - Racist.
- Yeah, that's the part that felt. - Very racist.
- But I'm not sure that that's the biggest factor,
but it's definitely the second biggest factor.
- So you think it's some teammates. - Well, in totality,
we two years removed from him being the finals MVP.
We not even a few months removed
from him turning them into the second seed
with no Jason Tatum.
I mean, his performance plus how he's being handled,
it feels. That little he's the smartest person in the room shit,
that feels disgusting.
That's like when a guy says,
"No, I can't fuck with her 'cause she's a hoe."
It's like, that ain't why.
That ain't. What does that have to do with anything?
- Right.
Right.
That's my point.
- He's the smartest person in the room.
Like, what are we talking about?
- He might be the smartest person in the room.
- I was about to say, and yeah.
- I hear he's brilliant.
- Yeah, exactly.
Like, had the NASA internship waiting for him,
giving lectures at. What was it?
MIT.
Excuse me, I almost get the school wrong,
but extremely smart person.
- And I mean, a few other things to just throw in the mix.
I was listening to Draymond Green's part.
And he was talking about how it's really difficult
to move a contract when the guy makes $70 million a year.
- Yeah.
- So I'm sure that has something to do
with them wanting to get from under it.
But my thing with that is,
y'all are the ones that gave him the contract.
- Right.
- And you gave it to him not too long ago,
which should have said what you thought of him.
So to go from that to this in the span of. - You know them stat dorks, though,
were saying like, you know,
his numbers are empty calories,
and that to make 70 million,
you need to be a generational kind of talent,
and he's not that.
That's what the stat nerds are saying.
And they're saying that he's kind of underplayed his contract
despite his great numbers.
- But the stat nerds are ruining a lot of different fields.
- Yes, yes.
- I mean, it's not just music.
It's sports.
They out there.
we got eyes
we know what Jalen Brown
is and what he does
so for him to get
to the Sixers
along with
Anthony Simmons
who I like a lot
or is it Simons
I don't know
I'm bad with names
but I like him a lot
listen Philly's
putting some stuff together
yeah
and we got out
of some bad deals
they got our
third string center
they got Hook Porty
champion
he can go over there
and teach y'all
what it's like
to get past
the semifinals
get past the conference
finals
so can LeBron James
well LeBron James
is not there
he's on his way
no he's not
I'm tracking the plane
he's on the way
yes we've been hoping
he's coming
when else do men
beg like this
you niggas gonna beg
for LeBron
yes
why don't we get
sports beg
shameless
we beg
we beg in sports
what a bunch of bitches
whatever
alright
he's saying that
because they just won
Jalen Brown
you got to the right city
Philly is on
exactly what you want
yeah
black
smart
Muslim
he perfect for Philly
he's Muslim
yeah
boy
he actually
fast during the season
they already got your spot
at the men's gym
and Paul George
don't you worry
you gonna hear
all the nigger boys
you gonna hear
all the racial slurs
no he not
yes he is
no he not
yes he is
he ain't gonna be
he's being a tar cat
he gonna play
Paul George gonna play
a couple games
I feel bad for Paul George
that it's always his name
attached to the worst
possible trade
ever in the history
of the NBA
it's been happening
about three or four times
they said he's the most
valuable trade piece
in NBA history
when you look at
all the people
who've been traded for him
would have to be
from OKC
yeah it's been insane
another piece is
the Lakers
they've made some moves
snow time
snow time
I have never seen
a team
that white
post Jim Crow
yeah
not since Jim Crow
not since my people
could vote
have I seen
them put together
a team with that many
white starters
who was supposed to be
the anchor of the team
they look like
the old school Duke team
yeah
they should look crazy
looking like that
which was only a surprise
to Stephen A. Smith
I never thought
that Luka
was going into
the executive suite
to say hey
bring in some blacks
see
I never felt like that
I don't even see him
dap nobody black
at all
nothing about Luka
it's just him
in yoga
yeah
it's him in yoga
the whole time
give me some white boys
do y'all feel the way
that Stephen A. said
like you can't win
with this many white people
no
see I do
I don't like that shit
oh Mark
didn't we say
no more activism
this isn't activism
it is
you activism
in for the whites
no I'm saying
you can win
with the white people
just give me the right whites
yeah
it ain't a political issue
I'm saying
you get the right
three white people
you can win
that's not true
white men can't jump
you don't think
you can win with Luka
and Jokic
and
that ain't that though
no
that's my point
they got the wrong whites
that's what I'm saying
you can't
they can't win
well they don't have
hardly much more money
to go get the whites
that you talking about
and they don't have any
draft picks
for the next seven years
to go get some of the whites
you talking about
in a black sport
you do need
blacks
black people
I know Elon Musk
is going to hate to hear that
but you're going to need some
and you're saying
can you win
with the right
whites
I'm sure you could
if you get to
the perfect ones
yeah
these whites
chances of that
are very slim
it's tough
they kept Vanderbilt though
and they got
Colin Sexton
so there's two blacks
has this ever happened
before
tokens
tokens
it's the wrong
city
you know
it's also the wrong city
to have many white people
Boston sure
Utah
Minnesota even maybe
but you can't
just walk around LA
with a whole team
full of whites
you can't do that
it's bad for business
too much LA history
it's bad for business
it's bad for the image
of LA
yeah
it's perfect for Boston
back to Boston
for a quick second
I was reading
something that said
part of the
Jalen Brown
debacle
that's not being discussed
is how
private equity
is not being discussed
is taking over
sports
and these are the
decisions that come about
when private equity
is
running things
yeah
they said
so
a couple years ago
the
P.E. niggas come in
they take
control of the Celtics
which is them
wanting to shed
salary
they said that they also
have a 10% stake
in the Spurs
the same P.E. firm
oh wow
that's not okay
which should be
a total
it should be a
it should be a
I want me to find it
I'll find it
how the fuck
can you do that
apparently
yeah
it must be some kind of loophole
but I don't like it
yeah I don't like that
I don't like that at all
talking about
can we do that
when we got Malik Beasley
out here
running amok
stealing the ball
from his own teammates
NBA
niggas is betting
association
that's good
let me see
I think I have this clip
let's see
Jalen Brown wasn't traded
because of bad love
with the team
but because the owner
of the Celtics
doesn't really own
the Celtics
Jalen is the latest victim
of private equity
in pro sports
and I promise you
it's only getting worse
from here
last year
when the Celtics
sold the Bill Chisholm
and his P.E. backers
for 6.1 billion dollars
we all kind of saw this coming
the deal was actually
illegal from the jump
here's my friend
June Lee to explain
6th Street puts in
more money
than Chisholm
a structure that violated
the NBA's rules
on how much private equity
can own for an NBA team
despite that
Celtics publicly
announced the sale anyway
with Chisholm
as the lead buyer
that public announcement
helped Chisholm
raise money
from other investors
allowing him to reduce
6th Street's percentage
after the fact
essentially
Bill is more puppet
than owner
6th Street has the real power
which allows him
to run the standard
P.E. playbook
think about the Celtics
like Jersey Mike's
which also sold
the private equity
over the last few years
we all noticed
the subs have a little bit
less meat
but they're still
good enough to buy
that's the idea
behind the Jalen Brown trade
sure he's a superstar
in the middle of his prime
but he's expensive
and only getting more expensive
on his next contract
will the team be as good
with Paul George
of course not
but they'll still be
competitive in the east
and the fans are still
you get the point
oh ok
Jersey Mike's
he brings up a good point
I noticed what
y'all are doing
now I paid an extra
$1.79 for extra meat
but that just
get Paul
but that just gives you
the meat that you got
before
the normal year
yeah Jersey
this is why Jersey's
can't be trusted for food
fucking Jersey Mike's
who would eat at a place
called Jersey fucking Mike's
I love a Jersey Mike's
Mark you built your home
in New Jersey
you found the love
of your life
you are a New Jersey
New Jersey embraced you
I met her in Philly actually
after CNN treated you
horrible
but you're a New Jersey
you asked her where she was from
she told you Jersey
and you came right over
yeah and then you moved
you didn't make her move
to Philly like a real nigga would
that's what we did
we stayed there for two years
oh really in Philly
yeah that's where we was
North at that
and then it was time
it went down
she said enough of that
people kept stealing our food
off the porch
it was like alright
she's like enough of that
yeah
once she saw me chase
that homeless dude
down the street
for that sandwich
she was done
next season in the NBA
is going to be absolute cinema
I can't wait for the Christmas games
to be announced
I can't wait for opening night
opening night
to be announced
anything Sixers Celtics
is going to be cinema
I cannot wait to see it
he's going to try to kill
fucking Tatum and the boys
oh yeah
that was a nasty trade
I want to say
that we ain't felt a trade
nasty like that in a while
but the Luca trade
wasn't too long ago
yeah but
not straight
not to your
like your division rival
that's almost disrespectful
to us
when you do that
it's disrespectful
we think you ain't shit
we're going to trade you
to a division rival
we're going right there
I mean y'all are in the division
yeah
yeah
and now we're a rival
I don't think nobody
is viewing y'all like a rival
to the Celtics
we are better than the Celtics
right now
and you want LeBron
away from being the best
team in the East
oh please
please
the game is not played on paper
the game is not played on paper
you do not know
that you're better
than the second seed Celtics
you don't know that
we just beat them
we just sent them home
are you high
we just beat them
in the playoffs
put them out
and now we took their best player
how are we not better
well they were injured
and that's not their best player
he was the best player
in the playoffs
yes this year
yes
yes
I think it's fair to say
if you beat the team
you're better than them
fair
yes
so we just beat them
put them out the playoffs
beat them at full strength
beat them at full strength
we just
like we did last year
we just
y'all
ask Huck Porter
ask Huck Porter
he's been there a little while
he can explain to you
I hate him
this is going to feel
so much better
when we beat y'all next year
I can't wait
I can't wait
you can get us back
you can't wait
you've been waiting
since 1983
y'all can wait
it's been a while
right
it wasn't 82-8
it wasn't 83
was that Moses Malone
in them
who was on that team
was that
what's my other man
the big
Ralph
that was Ralph
no
there's no Ralph
that was Ralph Sampson
no wrong team
that's Houston
that's Houston
who the fuck was on that team
it was Maurice Cheeks
Andrew Tony
Dr. J
Moses Malone
yeah
you mean
Maurice Cheeks
who's with the Knicks now
so I won't disrespect him
OG
Hall of Fame point guard
yeah
Hall of Fame
Championship Assistant Coach
now
I think he probably
is more important
being that
Championship Assistant Coach
starting point guard
assistant coach
you know what I'm saying
tomato
yeah
you know
don't worry
y'all can wait
it's fine
man
yo you know what's funny
y'all niggas sound like
the Magic fans
last season
when they got Bane
and they was talking
to me crazy
I ain't gonna
sports niggas
no we don't
no we don't
no it ain't
I'm just talking
about the talk
I'm just only
talking about fans
the Magic fans
thought that
oh y'all better
look out
when the next season
we got Paolo
and Bane
Brown is not
Brown and Bane
is not
we not
alright well we not
scared of Brown
maybe that shit
flies with somebody else
you see
scared if we get Brown
we not
that should be
a little worse
I'm not gonna
sit here and lie
I appreciate the honesty
I tweeted yesterday
how much money
the Sixers got left
enough
enough
I can deal with
cause some of them
y'all got
Dean Wade
like it's enough
enough now
y'all got too
yeah y'all got
too many niggas
what else is happening
it's apology time
oh shit
yep
nah
on gang
thank you
y'all owe me
and Mark an apology
this son of a bitch
no honestly
I can't lie. - You are a piece of shit.
- No, I can't tell a lie.
Y'all over.
me and mark an apology we tried to tell y'all when it came to lavar ball don't always trust
the first person that runs to the airwaves to say they side of the story sometimes there's more to
be revealed but no y'all ran with the narrative parks i sent you the clip because i don't trust
him she had she had a stroke and he was there for her and then the second he get his leg amputated
She's not there for him
Y'all gotta get off the internet yo
So if y'all remember
On God
And I wish Flip was there too
Cause he was
You know he was cosigning your bullshit
Last week when LeVar Ball came out
And said that his wife left him
And all this shit
And y'all was all caping for LeVar Ball
And I said hey
There might be another side to this
Flip was on my ass
Ice was on my ass
And Joe
And Joe
Yes you sir
And Joe was the main one
Mark just run to defend anyone
No matter what happened
Which is still a fact
You knew I wasn't here
That's still a fact
That don't negate the other
Mark is a bitch
Mark is a feminist
But he's right
I was correct
And here's the thing
No he's a feminist
But that's separate from what I'm saying
He's a bitch
Here's the thing
He's not a bitch
You know he's a bitch
I already knew the story
I already knew what happened with LeVar Ball
I know what happened too
Yeah I just wasn't
It's not my business to tell
So I said I'm just gonna throw out
And I told you that off camera
He treated that white woman like a slave
And he didn't help her when she was sick
Her family helped her when she was sick
That's bullshit
I have no confidence
I'm in on that
That's not my business
But what I will say is
That's the point
Just cause somebody run out first
And say some shit
Don't make it true
Don't make it not true
But don't make it true
And all y'all talked
All that shit to me
Made it sound like
I was pulling this shit out my ass
And then sure enough
The son
Lonzo Ball
Comes out and says this
Who's trustworthy right
You all know that
There's been an uproar
About the situation
I'm gonna touch on it briefly
First and foremost
I wanna say
I love both my parents
But the situation
That is put before y'all
Is not how it went down
I'm not about to get
Into all the details
But long story short
My mom didn't wanna leave
She was quote on quote
Quote on quote
Damn near forced to leave
I helped her leave
I'm glad she left
Shut your mama's boy ass up nigga
Put her up nice
Picked the fuck up nigga
Pops is good
They obviously
Don't fuck with each other
But I fuck with them both
And she was not wrong at all
She did not leave him
Cause he lost his foot
That's a myth
That was put out there
But what else have I seen
I don't know
But my dad did a great job
Raising us
My mom did a great job
Raising us
They didn't work out
And it is what it is man
They both doing well
And I love them both
And this is how
Unless you wanna say something
Well said Duke
This is how I know
Like I don't need
Activist Mark here
To let me know
That I'm misogynistic
For real I don't
This is how I know
I don't know what
LeVar did
But insert some stuff
Like make up
Whatever we think he did
Oh
He was cheating
He had a secret affair
He had a new family
On the other side of town
Like just put anything
In there down there
Except for like abuse
Right
But if you letting
The one legged nigga abuse you
Wait a second now
Kicking someone out
When you only got one foot
No
Can I say something
Wait
Hey
If you can't hop away
If you can't hop away
If you can't run
From the nigga
Hopping after you
Then
Get your ass off me
Girl
Get your ass off me
Also
So I don't think
It was dope
I'm sorry
Let me just get this out
No I shouldn't say it
So what I'm saying
Anything that you put in there
I still feel like
She should've left
I still feel like
She should've left
You cheated
Listen
You was on your ass
And I maintained
You and my other bitches
I nursed you back to health
And my side
And my other bitches
Didn't matter
Didn't bat an eye
The determination
The willpower
That goes into that
And now here you go now
The second I get my leg cut off
And have bitches
Now you out
Why are y'all
Now Lonzo
Do Lonzo have a job?
No
Do we have an NBA team?
What the fuck is he talking about?
Now we gotta hear from him
About family matters
He's a podcaster
First of all
At what point
This really was different
Than I thought
At what point
Do you not get sympathy
For fucking getting your fucking
Foot amputated with diabetes
It's like
You know what I mean?
It's that
It's skipping of a donut
Of a coffee or whatever
You know what I mean?
Like come on
I don't feel bad
You lost your foot
After 50 years with diabetes
That's crazy
It's saying fuck my
It's saying fuck what's going on
That's the truth
You cannot
That whole thing was a spin
That's why I used it that way
Okay?
And I think it's unfair
It's a good spin
Listen
It's a great spin
It's a wonderful spin
I hope
In reality
In reality
Come on
Come on what?
You had to get your foot amputated
Amputated after
After having diabetes
For a thousand billion years
Stop it guys
It's a scam
And we've seen a bunch of times
That this bitch ain't shit
When really
She held it down
She was treated like a fucking slave
Well I don't know that
I said y'all might know that
I'm saying we've seen a bunch of times
Where one kid
Is just closer to this parent
And just believed what they said
And ran
We don't know
He helped her move out
Like a bitch
Or
A good son
Exactly
Like everybody in here would do
Them kids have reported
How moving their father
But I don't mean
I know what happened
Ice
I'm gonna tell y'all what happened
Off air
Then y'all go
I'm just saying
I don't mean I know what happened
Well you really know what happened
Yes
That's the whole point last time
Bro then cut this off
Cut this off
Stop it
No no no
Hey Mark
Now that we know
Hey get the fuck out of here
With that shit
Y'all are terrible people
Every single one of y'all
Now that we know
I'm more on his side
Facts
Are you kidding me?
That's sad
Oh please
Not me guys
You lucky he ain't had his cane by
He was able
He was able to escape
Moms ain't give him his own sneaker
Those kids have said
How mean that he was
To them when he
We're little
Joe Jackson was mean
Hey Steve Jobs
Employees said the same thing
Look at Apple today
Sometimes you gotta be mean
To get them to start them
I'm only saying that to say
That it wasn't this
Picture perfect thing
Over there
He was treating that lady wrong
We knew it wasn't
Picture perfect
When he went on
Sports Center
And said he could beat
Michael Jordan in a one on one
We knew he had
It was awful
We knew that he was awful
But who cares
He sent three kids
To the NBA
One of them stayed
One of them got a
Rap career
Rap career
One of them got a record deal
With Def Jam
Thirteen million dollars
And two got big money
I ain't gonna affirm
Women put too much focus
On the cheating
You know how much shit
That nigga was dealing with
You know how much
Diabetes
Raising these kids
Fucking one of them
Brought some crash out
To the crib
To try to take
The whole family's money
Had to deal with that
Like this thing
Had to deal with
A lot of shit
Here you come now
Wanna take me off my dean
To focus on my secret family
No Ma
You can't do that
This is terrible
And my secret family
Was a secret
Y'all are terrible
My kids
My kids
Nobody else knew
My kids don't even
Get to the league
Yeah word
I held it down
With the secret family
My secret family
Loved me with one leg
Here you go
Complaining now
They ain't saying
Secret family
I ain't never
Say secret family
Right
I said it
Okay
That ain't enough
That ain't enough
For me
Secret family
Now you leaving
She's probably so happy
Oh she's elated
That she been released
From the grips of that thing
But he did some ill shit
To make
To force her hand
Do you wanna cry
Do you wanna cry
In the garden
Or the Y
He's got more tea
He didn't include this tea
Because y'all cut me off
And said Mark shut the fuck up
Let's go back
His first tea was trash
I was telling you
In chronological order
I was telling you in order
Oh there's more
You know fuck y'all
Don't work I'm listening
No no let's move on
I always listen
I know you do
I'll tell you later
I'll tell you later
Anyway
But yes
Fuck y'all
Y'all owe me an apology
Next time trust me
When I say there's more
To the story
Y'all owe me and Mark
An apology
For rushing
For rushing the judgment
That was an
I told y'all
Shady asses
Don't believe
Everything you hear
Never can
That was the appetizer
Alonzo ball
When the fuck
We start listening
To Alonzo ball
About anything
About anything
It seems like a reasonable
Thing to start with though
Bro he got Alonzo ball
Drafted number two
To the Lakers
He said I love my dad
He ain't mad at his dad
He just knows dad
Fuck up
He know his dad
He got Alonzo ball
Drafted in front of Luca
The fuck are we talking about
What are we
His job is
He should get
He should get to
Fuck a couple bitches
He should get to
Have a couple families
You see what that son did
When he got that girl
Nikki pregnant
And left
And went to
The other one
You be leading
Them children the wrong way
Probably listening
To too much rap music
Yep
Spin that
Spin that
Don't spin that shit
Fuck all farts
Y'all are terrible
Oh my god
That's the fact
Y'all are terrible
That part
We got to do now
This is a fucking classic
This is a bop
And he's talking
About scamming too
I love this song
Swiping cards
And stacking chips
I absolutely love
Hold up now
My pockets getting thicker
My pockets getting thicker
The watch is moving quicker
My knee tuck is much louder now
But I can't sleep through the night
Can't sleep through the night
Still see your face in the glass
Hey
Why does she call
When you're short on cash
Can't sleep through the night
I'm losing my mind tonight
Bankrolls on the table
Watching local cable
Can't sleep through the night
Can't sleep through the night
Can't sleep through the night
to what them niggas is doing.
Fuck is Jack Harlow on right now?
Somewhere in that hat.
Yeah.
That next album,
don't do that.
Don't come out
with that black music
dressed like Sean Wayans again.
I ain't doing that shit no more.
Burn them fucking hats.
That shit ain't work.
At all.
That nigga look like
he got dressed from
a wardrobe from Love Jones.
And I just know
he was fucking a black girl
that endorsed that shit.
That's what got him
dressing like that.
That's the part.
That crystal using waist bead
wearing bitch.
Yes, yeah.
Now you're talking.
I would have rather
had that nigga in a bust down
and some big sneaks.
That's where I would have took him.
Because he would have
blended in a little bit.
Now you got this nigga
walking out here
looking like D'Angelo.
He look crazy.
Yeah, he giving comment.
And he look crazy
too light skinned
for that comment, Bobby.
He couldn't pull it off.
Speaking of big sneaks,
random question.
How much money
y'all think that
that thick Alexander McQueen
sneaker made
when they had this run?
Oh my fucking God.
Like if you had to guess
how much money you think
that that sneaker
made for Alexander McQueen?
Which one had a bigger
flag?
They were both.
Because the Balenciagas
went crazy
during that free money era.
I was about to say
I think the Balenciagas
did.
Yeah, in our area
it was Balenciagas.
Those were PPPs.
Which Balenciaga
you talking about?
The big chunky,
chunky, chunky, chunky one?
That chunky, chunky
that came out in 2021.
I thought you were
talking about the sock one.
I thought you were
talking about the sock.
Not the sock.
The chunky one
ain't standing
in the same room
as that McQueen.
The sock go in there
with that one.
Remember,
that's the prime
baby shower sneak too.
The McQueen.
Yeah, so yeah,
the McQueen had to make
a difference.
The McQueen is
court sneaker.
That McQueen
was damn good
like a Timberland.
You just couldn't
ask you what they did.
Sidebar, guys,
Max B got caught
in Harlem with someone.
I saw it.
They wore his ass out.
They tore him up.
They wore his old ass out.
Then he had his sweater
tied around his neck.
I saw it.
Oh, he put a Sunday
best on with a McQueen.
I act like I ain't see it.
They dragged that bitch.
Everybody,
that's all.
You know,
he's fresh out of jail.
That's going to happen.
Ah, Mark,
last part you asked me
who was cool.
Because, yes.
We were talking
more rap.
I know,
but now I just keep
thinking of motherfuckers
that's cool.
He's effortlessly cool.
Baby Face is the opinion.
Let me tell you
how cool Baby Face is.
Baby Face went to go do
the Cadillac Chronicles.
I watched it.
He killed it.
I love that show.
L.A. Reid back
on the drum machine.
Knock it off.
I was like,
damn.
Damn.
This nigga Baby Face
is in a Cadillac
with the deal.
Yes.
And the whispers
and John B.
Singing.
You hear this shit?
Listen to the deal dude
still trying to steal
the show from Baby Face
too after all these years.
Oh, let's go Baby Face.
Hey.
These niggas
is in a car.
They cool it.
Look, shade door
like this.
Look, Mona.
This is live.
That shit don't make
no sense.
Look, these niggas
got the guitar
in the Cadillac.
Hey, nah, dog.
Come on.
What I wouldn't have
gave to be in that Cadillac.
They smoked
that Cadillac Chronicles.
Yeah, the whole deal
out there is silk.
We haven't ever seen
Baby Face sweat
or look weird or crazy.
He has all that food.
Not a once in life.
Not a once in life.
Most she might give you
is a chuckle.
Even when he gave
the ladies all them
hate these niggas anthems.
Yeah.
I want to interview
Baby Face
to talk to him
about that.
Them records.
The psychology
behind being able
to make
I hate this nigga
anthems as a man.
Him and Ne-Yo.
That's Ne-Yo.
I was just with Ne-Yo.
Yeah.
I was the other one.
How do you think that?
Now, Ne-Yo is like
child's play to me.
He just said
what you said to him?
Yeah, Ne-Yo is like
when you're mad
you look good.
Like, what's the
Baby Face?
Ne-Yo, right.
Like, irreplaceable?
Yeah, he did the
to the left, to the left shit.
Yeah.
I'm talking about
Baby Face write women's anthems.
That's a good point.
Well, there's a discrepancy
with that.
We don't know
how much of what
wrote what.
Oh, got it.
Okay.
But he's on there.
He's on there.
But what are some other
Ne-Yo big breakup joints?
I just don't think
he belongs in that.
Baby Face is
Baby Face made
people divorce.
And I think that's
interesting as a dude.
Like, love shit
and divorce your home.
Like, what are you
talking about?
Why would you say
that as a man?
Love shit and divorce
He wrote Take a Bow, too.
I was trying to think.
I think he wrote
Take a Bow.
Yeah, he wrote
Take a Bow.
The Rihanna joint.
That's another.
No, bitch is just like Rihanna.
We wasn't breaking up over it.
If a bitch went on
and broke up with you
over Take a Bow,
nigga, she did you a favor.
You'd been out the door
anyway, bro.
The song had nothing
to do with that.
Take a Bow.
Just happened to come on
on the way home.
Yo, I heard you finally
saw Obsession.
Oh, boy.
Because me and Parks
have talked about it.
We saw it.
I got killed for saying
it was trash.
So I heard you finally saw it
and I need to know
what you think about it.
Dog.
Let me tell you
what I think of Obsession.
Spectrum content.
Yo, so I'm in the crib
fucking staring at my family.
Which day was this?
It's hour 34.
It's hour 34.
No, for real.
I'm in the crib
so in love.
Right?
Just staring at my family.
Sure.
I said, all right,
let me turn on Apple TV.
Let me see it.
Get the search in.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Hey, movie.
I'm dying to see this.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
I said, yo, I know it's a movie
that I just ain't seen on here.
Yo, it gotta be.
Please.
So I turn on the Apple TV
and the first thing that pops up
is Obsession.
I looked at my baby.
Hey, look.
A movie.
Look.
She said, hey, come on, let's turn.
I said, hey, yes.
Let's turn it on.
I ain't even watch a trailer
or nothing.
Okay.
I just hit play
and I felt like Obsession
made its way to Apple TV
kind of soon.
I purchased it.
Quick.
Available for purchase.
Yeah.
It's available for rent
later in the month
but I purchased it
and I still thought
that was kind of fast.
It is.
It happens quicker now.
It's very quick.
It's not unique to Obsession.
Yeah, like the Michael Jackson
movie's out already.
Yeah.
I was like, damn.
So we press play
and it's early enough
in the day
to where I'm not falling asleep.
So I'm going to watch this.
Sorry.
I'm going to look at this.
Sorry to hear that.
This is the dumbest movie
that I've ever fucking seen.
This is one of the worst movies
and I know that my audience
is sick of hearing me
say something about
movies being the worst.
But y'all,
Parks came on in
and said that this movie
was the worst
and I saw some of y'all
out there kill him for his take.
We trashed this movie.
We did.
So this is why
I'm killing this movie
from the rip.
Dude, come on
and is a loser.
Boy, oh boy.
He's a loser.
He drops the girl
off to her house
and this is
the problem.
This is problem number one
which is the overarching problem
with this movie.
He bought a little wish thing
to make a wish
and he wished that the girl
would like him.
However,
the girl already liked him.
Seemingly, yeah.
Wasn't no seemingly about it.
Me and my girl,
we had a five minute fight about it
and she done dropped 90 hits.
She did.
She did, she did.
Hey, she said,
hey, do you like our friend?
Do you like my friend, Nancy?
Or whatever the fuck the girl.
Do you like Nancy?
He's like, no.
The fuck is, nah, she's cool.
She's like, all right, are you sure?
Okay, all right.
She's trying to give him some push.
Do you want to come in?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, the night is young.
He's like, oh no, I'm fine.
Why don't you just go?
But anyway, she's like,
are you sure that we can't do anything together?
I'm like, oh shit, she likes him.
Bro is the worst actor.
She likes this guy.
All the time, too.
Horrible.
So then he breaks the thing
and now she turns into whatever the fuck she turns into
and now this becomes the worst movie in the world
for the next hour and a half.
I was 45 minutes in and I was like,
I thought it was like 10 minutes.
I thought we was in the beginning, still.
This shit was a wreck.
But I stayed long enough to get a good laugh at the end.
'Cause I got to get some good laughs
at the end.
When the psycho bitch came out
and banged a friend's head against the steering wheel.
On the steering wheel?
Yeah.
Bam, bam, bam.
Come on, dawg.
Because by this point, the movie's so corny
that I'm like fucking Malik Beasley
trying to get that rebound.
And then I'm like, nah.
Give me some.
Give me some.
Just give me some.
So they sitting there talking and she in the car.
I'm like, I tell you, oh, y'all about to die.
Y'all about to die.
Not y'all.
Yeah, not y'all.
Not y'all, yeah.
That girl came right out, broke the one eye.
Bang, bang, bang.
Then the funny part,
then walked to the other side of the car
and gave him a hug.
Oh, baby, I love you.
Oh, this movie is dumb.
Oh, the kickback that they went to.
That's bad.
The kickback that they went to,
that was the worst kickback ever.
Everything about this shit was ass.
Bro, we seen too many good movies
based off of this somebody falling in love
and stalking fatal attractions.
We've seen this.
This was a bad version of--
It was.
If she wasn't attractive,
that movie, no one would pay any attention to that.
Right.
Well, she wasn't attractive as they showed her
as like half a skeleton.
and beat up
in blood
and bitch done
duct taped
the door
like the bitch
and that was
the other thing
duct taped the door
was pretty funny
but that's my door
like I asked her
hey who house
they in
at some point
this movie's so bad
I'm like wait
is this his crib
just put the bitch out
yeah
they never really
got into them
just living together
now
bitch no
you have to go
you gotta go
you're just gonna listen
theoretically
yeah
that movie was so bad
that movie was a mess
it was bad
it had the nerve
to be fucking
half a long
but that movie
was absolutely
atrocious
whatever
speaking of love though
see we had two people
climb the Empire State Building
in the name of love
that's fucking love
that's love
what did the fucking sign say
some shit about love
sorry for the dookie
what was your
by the time I saw it
it said
Joe's part of the month
what
I think that is the one I saw
that's the one I didn't know
what the fuck it was
hey by the time I saw it
the internet changed that sign
to say
everything
I saw a cheese
it's ad
yeah
it was originally
the Jimi Hendrix quote right
it was
when the power of love
replaces the love of power
that's it
that's Jimi Hendrix
that was from Jimi Hendrix
yeah
man if he wanted to
he will
that was lit
that was beautiful
who fucking could top that
who wants to
word
it's some
some fuckers
that shit is lit though
it's lit though
it's lit
it's lit
once I realized
it was a proposal
cause I'm like
oh you stupid ass
motherfuckers up here
and it's also content right
and they're
fire
yeah that one
they get to bail out together
and they're daredevils I think
yeah
I think they've had
a Netflix special
where they climb shit
yeah
I love it
well they caught like four charges
they got
burglary
trespassing
yeah
so like four joints
yeah
is it
yeah
that's some shit I would never do
you seen that picture she took
yeah
with the ring like this
she ready to make the money
damn
she gonna make that back time
damn
you got
you gotta go to the moon
to talk about that
I was crazy
just looking at the pictures
and videos
you gotta do that
I was just happy
it wasn't violent
it wasn't no crazy
violent
like
you know
shit is crazy right now
I was just happy
you gotta do that
with them slim girls
it was a positive thing
I get up there
with my girls
that fucking
little skinny antenna
get to waving
we done fucking
fell down
and then the other thing
if it ain't her
it'd be me
if I got
my arthritis
start kicking in my hand
just watching them
try to hold on to that
that thing
ever since you got skinny
man
he talk about everybody
it went to his fucking head
like it's sick
and at first
I was enjoying it
but now it's like
come on
shawty can't breathe
earlier you talk about
some dude that was built bad
they say he's overweight
yeah
oh he built bad
the guy had lows
okay
God forbid
the man make it
$13 an hour
and he tired
his back hurt
but he fat too
according to Joe Button
look listen
back in my day
when I used to work
at the Wiz
I was a stock boy
so that's
so the salesperson
would sell you
the item
and then I would come out
and help you
put it in your vehicle
and hopefully
you would tip me
not at Lowe's
ain't no stock person
I told you
it wasn't but two niggas
so it's right there
on the shelf
so the bigger dude
that's helping me
gotta come out
and be my
the stock boy too
he gotta go
get the tape measure
I'm asking him
yo
you struggling
can this thing
fit in here
he's like
yo no
we can take the top off
and we can do this
and so we had to stand
in the heat for
so I'm watching
a fat white
in immense heat
wasn't a good match
no
trying to put an AC
in the Ferrari
and shit
why don't you
get in this yourself
anyway
you don't do shit
for yourself
why were you
doing this for yourself
anyway
I wasn't doing it
for myself
why were you
at Lowe's
no I'm doing this
so my girl
could cook
no
we're missing
a point
my girl
could get on the grill
I'm leaving it alone
what happened
I think we got the house
yeah
that's all
that's all
that's all
I didn't want to be
what I said
I'm like
Joey never told a story
where he had to
do it at Lowe's
he'll sit so to go to Lowe's
he must do it
I'm out of stories
they're all in the same place
and what he didn't tell you
he went to Home Depot first
but they ain't happy
right
so I had to go to Lowe's
yo the funny shit
I'm going to say this
and then I'm moving on
because
fuck y'all
but before I leave
because I'm going to get a haircut
so I'm like
alright
I get the house
wait wait wait
you went to get a haircut
then he used to
I thought he came to the place
the barber come to your crib
I have two barbers
and this was the time
when you need to go out
yeah
it's not like I go out
once the man comes to the house
did this happen to fall
on the sea day
nigga with the Delaware Lowe's
because it's tax free
alright
so I'm like
alright I'll go to Lowe's
and then I'll go
to the barber
and then I'll go to
Restoration Hall
I try to
yo you're not beating
I try to get me like a table
so I go in the living room
I sit down
her son come up to me
with the barber
with the shit
with the
that's
well she only got one son
so her son come up to me
and he say
hey man
I can go with you
to get a haircut
like when you go
that's dope
I said yes
but I'm not just
going to get a haircut
I'm going to Lowe's
then I'm going
to get a haircut
then I'm going to
Restoration Hall
where all this
this nigga look me in the eye
and say yo
I'm down
I need to get away
from these girls
I'm like yo
yo
nigga
these bitch
your bitch
these motherfuckers
anyway man
what else needs
all that shit
Coco Jones
Coco Jones
which car did you take
to put this shit in though
that's my real question
oh so
oh okay
that makes sense
so you know
I took my
oh that's funny
sorry
alright
so
Coco Jones
friend of the show
even though I'm not
even though she hasn't
been to the show
but when I go to
the next games
when they play the cast
Donovan Mitchell
give me a little salute
so she's a friend of the show
Coco Jones
went on
live
to talk about
some of the struggles
she's been having
as an artist
I thought it was so
honest and transparent
and good to hear
that I wanted to come in here
and play it for you guys
to see what y'all thought
but this was just
refreshing
to me
to hear in real time
somebody who's
by all accounts
kind of lit
right
talk about
some of the
hurdles that they have
in trouble with
here she is
Coco Jones
I
never came into
this game
knowing exactly
like
what I do
like
I knew I could
sing my ass off
like that was pretty clear
that was kind of like
the only consistent
but like
I didn't really have
like a
thing
you know
I don't think I really
have like a thing
personality sure
like
relatable
this is so honest
anyway
like
I don't know
I don't think I really
I think that is
biting me in the ass
right now
like
with this album
um
I feel like
the reception
that I'm getting
out in the world
is like confusion
obviously I get that
because in the inner world
it's confusion
not specifically about
like what I stand for
what I'm trying to talk about
things of that nature
but really more like
how does it sound
how is it supposed to sound
what is the sound
I'm so drained
actually I'm so drained
of this process
of like trying to figure
this shit out
this is so dope to me
it is
cause it is a draining process
if you do it
the thing with me
is like dang
she's almost there
it's like
I
it's like dang
she's almost there
it's like almost clicking
like what the hell
is the almost
and why is there
always an almost
how long is there
gonna be the almost
I feel like we're at
the final hour
of all of this
almost shit
it either has to click
or it's gonna be over
I'll always be like
damn what could've been
that ain't it
it's like dang
I'm confused about
what the confusion is
I thought her
uh
her
her sound
and brand
was kind of
traditional R&B
yeah but this new album
isn't
maybe I haven't heard
the new album
but I think
there's a part
that she might not
be understanding
is I don't think
a lot of the confusion
necessarily is her
for the new album
you did the album
with Timbaland
no no no
not Coco
not Coco Jones
you're thinking of Chloe
who I owe an apology to
cause I called that
album trash
but it wasn't an album
it was a mixtape
and I would never
call it a mixtape trash
that's for a different purpose
they did the track
that's right
that's my mistake
I'm sorry
alright
yeah I've never
thought that her
branding was off
but maybe I haven't
heard the new album
or any of the new music
I haven't heard
the new one
has she been
experimenting with
like a different
sound
never heard it
trying to find
some of the records
yeah this is her
new album
let me see
actually that might
not be her new album
let me just see
so I can make sure
what her new album is
I bought it
whatever it is
Coco Jones
I think all the shit
she's talking about
is extremely important
for any artist though
like you should figure out
what you want to
look like
sound like
brand
your brand
alright here's her
new album
yes
and this is
from
2024
Coco Jones
Why Not More
and this is track
Two Taste
track three on site
and I didn't bring this up
to get this
make this a whole
let's play Coco Jones
playlist of music
I just thought
what she said
was so refreshing to hear
because it was so honest
and you don't hear
artists that honest
yeah
oh I like this song
wanna lay
with you
♪ All night and night ♪
And the thing about music, right?
Like, what do we know about Coco Jones?
Not a thing.
Not a thing.
Not a thing outside of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Right.
Donovan Mitchell.
The Disney Channel stuff.
And her first big, big, big, big single that fucking took over everything.
That's all we know.
And I kind of feel like that's part of what she's addressing.
You know what happens?
Because, like I said, I mixed her up with Khloe.
But with Coco Jones, prior to Bel-Air and all of that,
her going viral with the covers is what introduced people to her.
The downside to that is you're covering songs that are already existing.
So it's not you.
So, like she said, yeah, I could sing.
But it's like if she had a single that put her on the map right then and there,
people would kind of attach to that.
All right, we know a little bit about you.
If you're doing cover songs,
it's a song we already know.
So all you're just showing is you can sing.
It's not your words.
Not your, you get what I'm saying?
So that makes people hard to identify with who you are.
And to your point, and then when you follow up covers with your music
and it sounds like older woman music.
Yeah, okay.
There's a younger person with a strong, unique vocal,
but the music sounds a lot older.
See, I'll tell you.
What this all actually says to me now that we're talking it through a little bit
is the departure of A&R and true artist development and production at a record label.
Because this model of her is the model of R&B songstresses that we grew up with from shit.
The 50s, Motown, all that shit through now.
Whereas now the artist is more dependent for them kind of to be their own brand
and do their own marketing and have their own shit.
That's kind of the model.
Labels don't really do as much A&R.
A&R and production and artist development.
You're kind of expected to come in with a fan base.
Go get high and then we come and attach to you.
And expected to come in and know what your brand is.
And that's what it sounds like.
She didn't have that part.
And now you had the fans, you had followers,
because sometimes they're just looking at numbers.
Yes.
But it wasn't a specific brand.
Right.
So without that, now the label go grab you.
What are we attached to?
Also, you bring up the point about these A&Rs.
A&Rs and development, right?
I'm going to include in that, I'm going to include producers in that.
And songwriters, for sure.
Both.
She needs a producer, someone to come in and produce her.
Yes.
Not just give a song, not just a song reference or just a hot beat.
You, not just the song we're creating.
You need production from somebody.
Somebody that knows how to do that.
And that isn't just production.
It's like sitting down and just kind of kicking it with you for a while,
knowing who you are as a person, what's important to you,
what you like, what you don't like, in life and musically.
All of that's kind of part of it.
It is, but not if you are not telling that producer what those things are.
Like she said, I don't have a problem with knowing who I am
as far as my character and my morals and my principles.
But when we get into the song, there's something that's not connecting.
For me, sit with somebody and speak to them.
Who gives a fuck, too.
There you go.
About your likes, your dislikes, where you want to go, your first breakup,
your happiness in your relationship.
You just need to give somebody a full download that knows how to produce.
If she did that with Jermaine Dupri, he wouldn't let you come back
with whatever you had before.
And I don't say put Coco Jones with Jermaine Dupri.
I say get her with like K-1.
Okay.
Okay.
Some of the younger girls with a younger sound,
not just in the beat, but the vocals.
Go get with a fucking Money Long.
Go get with people that can listen to you, hear you,
and then go put it in a song in a way that will connect
with the people that you're looking to connect to.
It sounds like she's just with some people that's bringing in songs.
Yeah, she's got producers on here.
I was going to say Stargates on here, Cardiac.
There's a bunch of people that we love on this album.
Yeah, but that's. See, that says to me that there's money behind her.
Yes.
That was going to be my question.
That don't say to me that those people are tasked with producing her.
Agreed.
Yeah, no.
It sounds like they got songs from songwriting camps, essentially.
Most likely.
She can sing.
We'll go get the song.
We'll go get the beat over here.
Right.
Give it to you.
Or even if you write some of your stuff.
But it's not, like Joe was saying, somebody sitting down figuring out who you are and
let's. Put that out there.
And some of this goes back to analytic shit.
The label's probably like, this songwriter wrote XYZ and this sold XYZ copies.
This is the producer that did XYZ and XYZ.
And if we put it with you and get this mixer, then it'll be a successful product as opposed
to building real rapport.
And the other thing is finding out what she wants.
What does success to her mean?
That too.
What are you here for?
What are you trying to get?
Because the label's idea of success and yours can be two totally different things.
Label happy as shit because you did this right here.
You're like, yo, my music's not connecting.
Right.
See, like, this was her single and it worked.
But this is an older sounding bop.
Which I think is okay, by the way.
Like, I think you could do the older bop.
Man, give this shit to Baby Rose.
But it worked.
But the problem is. You just gotta, she's gotta lean into that, though.
This is the problem.
And I used to always say this when, like, I used to have fights with my production company
about the record they wanted me to do.
Versus whatever record I wanted to do.
And they would be like, yo, just give it a shot.
Just give it a shot.
Give this record a shot.
And I'm like, it's not as simple as just giving it a shot.
Because what if it works?
Right.
Yeah.
You know what?
Then. I'm stuck to that now.
I don't have an audience for who I am.
Right.
I don't have an audience for what I want to do.
And I won't get one.
They don't even know the type of song I want to make.
Because this one worked.
It worked.
Right.
And if this one worked, I can't come back.
I can't come right behind it and be me.
Because now, when one works, we are now in the business of getting shit got to work.
Now, that also does get really complicated.
Because sometimes artists can be a little too closed off to ideas and pigeonholed.
Where maybe they're like, I don't like guitars in the beat or something.
And it's like, that has nothing to do with the beat.
Like, you have to be open-minded.
But you also have to. You're right in not pigeonholing yourself into something that you can't deliver over and over again.
Because you don't really like it.
But you also have to be open to having producers.
Producers steer you.
It's a really delicate balance.
Yeah.
And the thing is, you can like some shit that's not you, right?
Like, I'm not saying. Like, she might have liked this record.
But now, when I listen to what she's saying, I just don't know if this record was authentic to her.
I don't know how many relationships you've been in, how many breakups you've been in, how many. Like, this record sounds like a lady that has been put through the relationship gambit.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
So, I don't know.
I think a really important part of artistry is. Is being true to self.
Which, I guess, comes easy when you know what that means.
Yeah.
If I'm Coco Jones or anybody. Any other artist out there struggling with that, before you need to be heard and before you start putting records out and mixtapes or EPs, go figure that out first.
Or be willing to be a character.
Because that's another option, too.
There's plenty of artists that just. Hey, I'm whoever.
Billie Eilish, the human being.
But when I'm Billie Eilish, the singer, I'm making weird, dark music about. Whatever.
Right.
Or whoever you may be.
Like, it may not be. They don't necessarily have to coexist.
Yeah.
Everything doesn't have to be autobiographical.
Yeah, that's probably just not going to go for her.
Yeah.
Because her voice. There's so much texture to her voice that her team, the people behind her, have to figure out the story that her instrument is already telling.
Which is probably why they keep trying to give her these older lady songs.
Right.
Because her voice has this feel to it where it seems like. That's the story it should be telling.
And we don't necessarily know that.
That might not be her story.
Coco Jones, we love you up here.
We do.
We absolutely love you up here.
I'm going to play this fucking suave mashup of yours that I love.
Because this is the vibe that you should be on.
Oh, what happened?
She went viral singing in the ring last year, remember?
It started raining on her live performance.
That bitch shung it like a music video.
It's a bad bitch.
I'm curious what the solos that she was covering were that kind of. Blew her up in the first place.
Were they older sounding or were they younger sounding?
Because that might have something to do with it too.
Maybe she was always attracted to older soul kind of shit.
Yeah, but does that mean that's what you should produce?
No, maybe, but maybe not.
I wish her the best.
I think she'll get it together too.
I think so too.
Immensely talented.
She's too talented.
There you go.
There you go.
Let me stop, because I'll get to fucking gyrate and shit.
That's my song.
I love that song.
Pause for gyrate.
She did Pick Up Your Feelings, Damage, Go Crazy, Back to Sleep, Best Part, Heartbreak
Anniversary, Can We Talk, Prototype, Leave the Door Open, Get You.
Hmm.
Yeah, those are her. Again. Scissor.
How do I see what you are if. Yeah.
And if people became fans of this. this, they don't know you.
- Right, it's not like all those
things have a common thread exactly they're all over the place so that's what makes it makes it
harder yeah um what else what else what else what else is going on out there uh godfather of harlem
uh two two hour series finale i have completely forgotten about that show well because they
shoot every other four years okay that that's why so but the new season started no the season is
over that's it was all types of complications they they remember they came they came to our
series finale yes the series is essentially over okay however paramount or mgm whatever
one plus it is mgm mgm purchased one more episode to wrap up the entire series oh i like that i
like it too i think it's a great idea i think more of a movie they basically give us a i mean
yeah you can call it you could call it that oh yeah i like that
i like two hour movie is the series finale fire no word of when that is coming but i just think
that's a dope idea very fire end it get it out the way yep and we ain't gotta drag it out give
it to you in one clip and that'd be the end of it that i will find you shit it's pretty fire
by the way started i'm gonna lock in it's it's good so far yeah i'll be cutting it on and then
doing shit and i'm not paying attention to the next scene i gotta stop it so i got some heavy
hitters in that motherfucking yeah yeah i'm on episode three and it's good you're in there you
know it's really good yeah i'll finish it in a couple check it out um let's see what else what
else what else what else i'm kind of shaken and shocked why bro what's up
we'll get to the as a swifty i i that's a whole other thing got it but little wayne didn't show
up to his first uh tour date oh man if there was just some way to did you have tickets oh yeah
you were going to maine
that one threw me that one that one threw me why maine oh just i'm not nothing against maine but
this is like if you're going to show somewhere that's probably the place to do it you're going
to show in mass square garden no you're not gonna do that he's on tour uh carter classics i think
the name of the tour is it's him two chains and game oh shit but there's game and two chains are
splitting dates okay you know but um yeah they just announced after like 11 something he's not
coming what
on the first night of your tour that's what's crazy to me like you do that on night one
and it's also after a string and i love lowane huge lowane fan it's just there's been this wave
of like i'm being wrongfully treated in the industry i don't get the big events i don't
get the super bowl i don't get the this i don't get the awards i don't get the credit
and a lot of the people who said we love you but dot dot dot this was the dot dot dot yeah it was
the shit like this happens no we heard shit about the grammys where it's like yo you don't show up
and you know it's just like you we can't really depend can't bank on you bro yeah can't bank on you
yeah what do you think joe 10 more seconds before i come in with a cape for wayne really is it the
cape that you left in the closet for jay electronica mark i'm never caping for jay electronica well you
should and the funny shit about the way shit is you missed that show but you showed up the next
night at the white party at michael rubens yes what that's awkward that's awkward we're not
missing the white party now
some talents people in that room there were there were a lot of networking for sure a lot
of niggas cancel concerts every day they cancel shows we're talking about a hit your your head
you're on this is like a 30 city tour people cancel shows when they're on tour freeze no they
do that a lot sales you know they do all that yeah somebody might have came to him it was like
first of all you said i'm shocked that maine was the first one yeah not me neither yeah really yeah
voting wise you gotta you gotta sweep the country on some level of course but you start start there
and move your way down out bane is a i don't know what kind of uh mark wayne market there is out
there but i'm sure wayne has something logistically it would make sense to you're not gonna start in
the middle of chicago or something like i just but joe i mean also you did say just a couple
weeks ago how unprofessional it was and fucked up it is to just ghost it's not that he's it's
not that he canceled people cancel life happens they issue something ahead of time yeah you're
using this you go on instagram even and say hey sorry and just make up anything i got a party to
get to the unforeseen circumstances right something but i'm not against someone not
handling that the right way once like now if this is a repeated behavior for wayne on tour i'm gonna
come in here and kill him okay my point with jay electronica wasn't that it happened once who can't
shit happens my point is that now it looks like there's a pattern and there's a behavior that
you're ignoring and now you jamming people up if you did that for the last five cities and now
like that's starting to become a thing but i'm not mad at wayne missing one like somebody might
have came to yo the ticket sales ain't where we wanted to be and on the low on low on the low
don't tell nobody that these talks happen but they'd be like it's maine like that was said yeah
that was said yo we can miss one maine we'll jump back in and we'll see that much like if you're
gonna miss one may probably be the one i would miss if i was on thing but i just hate for the
time i drove six hours to see this well he immediately announced the makeup date okay like
immediately it didn't linger he said hey i'm making this date up july 28th or whatever the
date is and like the white party was the next day but he booked this main ship most of them white
party niggas flew there on a private jet or the helicopter anyway he could have gotten here like
he could have made it there i'm not gonna correlate one with the other no no no i'm not
i wasn't saying you skipped that's just coincidence that that's just when a coincidence line up you
i wasn't saying
canceling the main
or the party i'm saying so the injury yes that's what i'm saying no that's god being good because
that was a fan i know you ain't sick no that's all right that's allah being great that cape is silk
made out of silk in the finest threads baby i'm saying that is allah's greatness maine is canceled
and i got this fanatics party the next day it's about to be lit i'm going sound like a weekend
to me
that want to kill motherfuckers for no they didn't have to be bored yo move
you niggas wasn't going to maine anyway i was driving no you wasn't
that's your fault for driving to wayne's y'all
that's fair is it far away 28 the end of the month it's the end of the month
i'll catch him in september yeah july 28th yeah listen fucking uh i keep seeing people say that
usher and chris brown she's four hours i ain't gonna die but i'm not gonna die i'm not gonna die
i'll let you know that's a bid i'll be i'll be i'll be walking out on the last record when the
fireworks is going on i would i love ken i didn't look the kendrick scissors show was too long for
me now it was a little cold too but it was chilly yeah that didn't that added add us another layer
difficulty but like in general like a long ass show like about the end i don't care how much i
love the song how much i love the artists like hour three i'm looking at my watch i'm cool i'm
in that motherfucker i'll be right there um also speaking of chris brown
he was uh the verdict is in he's hit with a 13 million dollar verdict in his housekeeper
housekeeper dog attack trial uh this is his housekeeper was mauled by a 200 pound dog
while working at the stars california home in 2020 uh the funny shit about that is you're lucky
you had no money when brooklyn was around boy they tried it i bet they did no they tried they
sued me recipes they did yeah i didn't know that i got sued sin wanted to bring
uh a nail tech to the house that she didn't know that's a trend with these girls on instagram
hey if there's a nail tech around and somebody know how to do a face b please come to my home
with me my kids everybody is come here my location yo bitches never needed the internet
but anyway she says uh yo uh i need a nail tech nail tech comes over big ass dog we tell her stay
away from dogs stay away from dogs stay away from dogs they never listen that's what chris brown was
saying in that case you go right by the dog the dog snaps at you and now she tried to get
what you try to get like 20 grand from me i think that we knock it down to four or 3500 or something
like that i didn't know that oh shit yeah but now chris brown the line that he went into the trial
with from what i read nobody on the jury gave a fuck about what he was talking about it was like
yo he's not my he said these are not my dogs these are the securities dogs my security that stands
outside and we be having stalkers and shit so the dogs are here to protect
against but they're not mine like the dogs are like russian guard dog types yeah but he said and
they also did tell the housekeepers do not go outside without security right because the dogs
is out there and they're gonna give a jump on your ass and they're guard dogs and yeah and you're not
from here damn but you still owe 13 million did she get hurt real bad yeah yeah yeah they had to
take uh they had to do the moaning they take parts of the fucking ass
take some shit from my arm and put it over here
now but her face was really fun
yeah she got reconstructive surgery yeah 13 million is about right meanwhile i was just
watching them detective motherfucking army dogs that can like walk crime walls and shit
and they really kill everybody that comes to the house it's a good investment i mean they might
maul the fucking the grass keeper but that's not the word
- And also a killed nigga that's trying to come get you.
I've been attacked by enough dogs.
They won't maul you.
Everybody always tells me that, and then their dogs maul me.
Perks, what's the dog's name?
Don't worry about him, bite.
He don't bite.
I got a chunk of, my hip still has huge chunks missing out of it.
Perks, I watched videos of this damn dog for four hours.
It's called the, I can't pronounce it, but this nigga can climb up walls.
This motherfucker can send an email.
This nigga.
He's so talented.
You know what I'm talking about?
Say the funny word.
It's hard to pronounce.
But the dog can't get rid of it by the ball.
Oh, that dog.
You had to get rid of that dog.
That motherfucker sent an email.
They motherfuckers, they bilingual.
These humans that have the urge to go get the exotic dog that's forbidden in areas where people live.
These niggas be on the line, oh, my $30,000 dog.
This dog used to kill people in Egypt.
But I got him.
But I got him.
I got him right here.
Don't come near him.
He ain't used to people yet.
This is crazy.
I appreciate that person didn't, yo, he don't bite.
Yo, don't worry about him.
He just loud.
He just big.
He just weigh 300 pounds.
But he all right.
Yeah, just don't make no sudden moves.
Yeah, yeah.
Everything that's happening right there.
Yo, it's called the Belgian Malnoy.
That's what it's called.
A Belgian Malnoy.
It's called the state of the fuck away from ice.
I'm telling y'all.
I'm telling y'all.
We were having a conversation.
We were having a regular corny old would you rather bear shark.
Oh, the bear?
Oh.
I was like, the wrong dog I will take above any of them animals.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Back to the sharks.
Y'all out there, Jones Beach, Long Island Beach.
They already put the note out.
I'm going to tell you in case you're listening.
They have spotted sharks.
Again.
The mean cat.
A whole shark.
No, no, no, no.
It's been about maybe three, four years of this every summer now.
So y'all go out there and play in them waters if y'all want to.
I saw a story.
And the headline was meant to grab your attention.
It was like, lady mauled and eaten alive by alligator as her boyfriend tries to rip her
from the mouth of the huge beast.
And so I'm reading that.
I'm like, oh my God.
I can't imagine.
How does this happen?
And I begin to read like Mark suggested.
They say, the white people went to the swamp.
Swamp.
Oh, okay.
Got it.
Problem one.
Was swimming in the swamp.
Oh.
Problem two.
A few seconds.
And they're not a swamp, but some lake where all of the alligators are.
They said 20 seconds, a few minutes earlier, they were just making jokes about being on
lookout for the air bubbles.
Bruh.
And they were walking.
They were able to stand in this when this alligator jumped up and clamped on the shorty
doo-wop.
And do what alligators do.
Right.
Yeah.
Every time they're in that big opportunity, they do that.
Do that.
Which led to my baby asking me if I think that alligators are in the Hudson.
No, they're not.
No.
Listen to humans.
Thinking y'all know.
How y'all know that?
And then because of global warming.
Because they shouldn't be there, right?
It's the climate.
That's the same thing I said at first.
They're not in there.
Not a one.
It wouldn't last very long if there was.
You never know.
They're cold-blooded.
I'm not saying what the alligators are.
They would die in the wintertime very quickly.
Yeah.
I'm saying the climate.
So there could be one that someone released today that would last through August, maybe,
but probably not.
Once it gets cold.
A shark or some shit will probably eat it.
Hmm.
It's possible.
I think that there's something under there that. And I wouldn't get in there.
There's pollution.
Imagine getting in water and you tell your friend, hey, watch out for the air bubbles.
And they go, you bet.
Right.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm not getting in no pond in Florida.
A Floridian is so used to seeing an alligator cool, but you still know you can't beat it.
You can't beat this nigga, right?
Well, them shits come up off the. Like, motherfuckers be having alligators in they backyard and they pool.
I know.
That's why out there in Florida, they gotta have the tents over the backyards and shit.
That's where the alligator gotta catch me at in my yard, baby.
I ain't cool in the swamp.
You can't just walk out there by that water.
I was giving so many props to the boyfriend because, wow, you seen the alligator attacking
your queen and you went to hell.
Yeah, you brave, boy.
Yeah, you're a real one.
You did that.
You did that shit.
You're a real one.
I ain't going home.
Yeah, that's all.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
An alligator?
Damn.
The thing is, you're not opening his mouth.
Because no child should afford to lose both parents in the same instant.
Not to mention, who can do the funeral stuff if we both go?
Somebody gotta. Like, they don't know that you don't want to wear polka dots.
The only ill part is if you don't help and they survive.
Oh.
Because now you. No, no.
I prayed.
No luck on that.
The power of prayer.
I prayed.
That's why you survived.
I held it down.
You're welcome.
Yeah, that was me.
That was me.
My God.
Yo, speaking of, you didn't even tell us how it went, your beach day with the. With the family?
Yeah.
Oh, we're great.
I saw your Stanley Cups.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We was. What was in them?
That shit.
Yeah, because they searched the coolers and shit, so you can't take bottles.
Oh, what the fuck?
Guys, Ice went to the beach with his girl and his daughter's mom, for the people that
weren't here and have no idea what we're talking about.
Oh, and the kids.
And all the kids.
Some boy and a girl.
Oh, yeah, because there's a boy.
Yes, yes.
Here you go.
No, it wasn't great.
We had a great time.
That's for sure.
You know, they. Like I told y'all before, we all won the unit.
They get along great, so they. I love the way you managed to blend this and make it good.
There's no. Nothing.
Like, everything was fine.
I couldn't have had a better day.
We went. We all went out to dinner.
We kicked it.
It just. All right, but tell me some of the funny stuff that happened.
It really wasn't nothing, bro.
I promise you.
It was just a regular day.
We just hung out.
So, you, your baby mom, and your girl are on the beach.
With liquor.
And nothing funny happened?
No.
All right, well, tell me about some of the almost funny things that could have happened.
I get it, but I promise y'all, it's not what y'all are thinking.
It was just a regular. Everybody just chilling.
They had a good time at the beach.
Did baby mom bring her nigga, or no?
No.
Oh, God.
Is that welcomed?
No.
No.
All right, well, tell me about some of the. Wait a minute.
That's interesting.
Wait.
How is that interesting?
That she can't bring a dude?
No, she can't bring a dude.
What is that a shock?
All right, I'm. No, go ahead.
No.
No, she. Listen, if she wasn't. We'll meet y'all there.
If she was in love, you wouldn't have a problem with her bringing her guy.
If she was in love, I met the dude, all that type of situation.
You got a vet?
No, not a vet.
Not a vet.
If she's vetted him.
Yes, I tried. If that's the person she chose. That's what I keep. Like, I explained to the fellas before when they talk about when people be saying shit
like, oh, she can't have nobody around my kids, et cetera, et cetera.
You can't control that.
No.
You have to trust the person that you have a child with and trust their judgment.
Right.
Now, if something ever goes wrong, you can't control that.
If something ever goes wrong, that's when you get to step in or whatever, but you can't
control who's around your child if you're not with the mother.
You want to control that, you stay with the mom.
That's the sit back way of controlling.
But you can control who's with you.
Correct.
But I don't. Like, again, we not on none of that, you know, poke my chest out, I'm trying to be. Like, it's nothing like that.
If she did have a dude that she was in love with, that wouldn't have been our first time
meeting.
Right.
That's all I'm saying.
Got it.
Got it.
So by that point, like, that wasn't her and my girl's first time meeting.
Right.
So if we're at that point, for sure. But you're not bringing nobody home to introduce you to this person.
No, that's not. All right, tell me about some of the funny things you was thinking.
Oh, my God, yo.
Fam, I'm not you.
I wasn't thinking that.
All right, audience, yo.
Yeah.
I be trying to fuck this nigga.
Oh, my. Hey, listen, I don't know what you want.
Jesus, man.
I don't know what you want.
I keep telling y'all I live a regular fucking life.
No, you fucking. I can't go to the beach with my girl.
It's not a regular life shit.
That's not regular.
It is if y'all are all mature.
It's right.
Well, then that's y'all then.
That ain't me.
That's very regular.
That's very. We all mature.
It's regular.
It's good.
We're all mature.
We planning family trips and shit.
We are all mature.
Yeah.
We are all. Everybody's on the same page.
We got one goal in mind.
The kids.
And it's the kids.
That's beautiful.
What time did the kids go to bed?
9, 30, 10 o'clock?
Don't stop your love.
Something like that?
Hey, don't stop your love.
Yeah, that's it.
Then what happened?
Y'all go out for drinks after that?
No.
Perfect night would have been a threesome.
Now you fucking your night.
Now you fucking everything up.
Did either one of them. No, I know how to get down.
My baby. Me and my baby Jadis is all cool.
We a. You can't. What are you shooting?
Got it.
You do the other thing.
All right, let me see you niggas kiss.
Okay.
Stop it, George.
All right, tell me about. There's nothing to squeeze out there.
You think?
There's nothing there.
The stone is. There's nothing there, bro.
I promise you, there's nothing there.
It was a great. It was a great time.
We all had a blast.
My daughter did ask,
can mommy spend the night. No, she asked her mother,
can you spend the night at the house with us?
And she was like,
girl, you with your daddy for the next two days.
Mommy, I got stuff to do.
And dropped off at home, and that was it.
Okay.
We did our best.
Boring.
Yeah, sorry.
I tell y'all I'm boring,
but y'all don't believe me.
Even that was enough to make like a great bit,
but he just dropped it.
He just. He take the greatest. He take some shit that could have been
Eddie Murphy raw material,
and say, even then,
but my daughter's like,
nope, I said nope,
I'll be with you for the day.
I went home,
but I'm a great dad.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen,
free.
You too positive.
We need more positivity.
Way to go.
Way to go, free.
We just talked about the music
and the charisma and all that shit.
I'm the other side of it.
He is racking up the interesting points.
All you miss is your everyday gas.
All right.
I'll ask you one more question.
Some of y'all should grow up.
I'm asking this because of Taylor Swift.
Grow up, little kid.
I says our Taylor Swift.
Yes.
I don't correspond on here.
got married or when you get married would you invite her absolutely she's one thousand percent
would be there wow that's powerful reason i asked is because taylor swift as y'all know big big
wedding deal sure she invited the new york knicks starting five did y'all see this no it's in the
garden i love a good mark segment come on fire fire go ahead yo so i was sitting there thinking
like did she only do it because it's at the garden oh she's a knicks fan no she's a knicks fan
but she don't know them like that so she invited mariska hargraves like she invited a few to the
garden regularly yeah but i was just thinking who inviting people you don't know that well to your
wedding is a lot because it's probably a friend who didn't get invited who might be mad as shit
that like carl anthony towns got invited i don't think there's a friend that didn't get invited
at the garden yeah where half where they close off fucking the entire cut and then just because
she saw it
couple people pissed off they went and donated 27 million dollars to some shit like stop playing
stop playing i'm a swifty on the low are you well for sure 100 percent taylor is the only musician
brave enough to and powerful enough with the leverage to say what need to be said or against
these fucking streamers these spotify's like she's the only one that utilizes her voice and
action happens behind it she does i love that she's the only one tough enough to
actually do it she's the only one that utilizes her voice and action happens behind it i love that
she's the only one tough enough to actually say something against all that trump shit yeah she
spoke up when nobody did like there's a few areas like the the fight she took to the labels and all
of that like i i fuck what i do i do she uses the power of her music she's a powerful good yeah
that's how i feel cool i can listen to folklore i think you might like that one i tried my sisters
are swifty i tried i've tried over and over again i can't do it i can't do it tell us i mean it's
not bad i just it's not for me it's not for you yeah but who she is and what she represents she's
here she's a powerful good like i'm like you know yeah that's how it seems to me now if she's a
total bitch behind the scenes i haven't heard those stories but even that for her to have been
around this long and you have not heard one of those stories every every tour they be coming out
like the the the truck drivers who drive the equipment and like every person who played any
part to this tour gets with stupid super bonus like she just she just comes off as a real genuine
generous person i don't know her i'm so just what i hear and see that being said i'm glad i will not
be in the city of the beast
for her marriage because that seems like it's about to be a shit show fam that shit started
friday at one o'clock they shut it down and it's going all weekend come on dog i'm cool i'm cool i
hope they stay together that's a lot for that shit not to work out no it ain't when you up like that
no it's not it's it's not a lot it's a drop in the bucket i don't mean money i mean like the
production of it it's she's a production everything she does is a production travis
sign whatever you needed to sign that's a fact he signed it
there's no worry if this goes awry everything will be fine everything is fine listen you keep
your little 12 will you make 12 million how much 14 million go buy yourself something nice
you keep your feet your feet for money i don't want nothing you play football what are you playing
i'm gonna kill on to my music oh american football that's different oh oh that's so you don't play
football right you oh okay well that's fine i'm glad you keep yourself busy glad you're doing
something
pursuing your dream
passion project oh man shout out to taylor swift uh hopefully hopefully that wedding goes
well word i hope so bankrolls on the table joe anybody be surprised did they get a wedding
invitation from you surprised yeah like she's inviting like the new york knicks start starting
are there people who like you don't know that well but you're still going to invite
just to have like a presence there me
or monaco you gotta do a speech how about you oh for sure you gotta do a speech
i don't think i would ever let you like do it give a speech somewhere
i mean honestly it would be a tearjerker and it would be funny and honestly they could make a
decision and she would love it oh yeah oh yeah yeah because the dude don't decide no i was like
you're not gonna you're gonna have a say in this if she wants to hear some jokes and if not then
we'll skip the don't call me white girl 15 minutes say
well she'll be too busy to hear jokes she'll be too busy that night
yeah just chugging up on the bartenders
keep playing still here keep playing i was scared to leave
hey hey hey i'm gonna have a little something to keep up preoccupied
oh hey babe give me a pina colada
it's a joke
you better sing you better sing open that laptop
why does she call when she's short on cash can't sleep through the night
you know he already
are going to give a speech at your toast that is the one thing you do get to decide both of y'all
who will give the who gives a toast for you who
is going to be your people oh i'm sure your brother yeah i'm about to say my brother whoever
could show up he should wrap it no he better he wouldn't whoever could show up the city all the
fastest like i said come on now we wait we need a witness we need a witness where are you oh
fuck it's freeze weddings are so fun i can't wait to your wedding that's gonna be a great time i love
weddings yeah same
where it's so fun what do you love about weddings the whole thing the process the beginning where
you cry when they watch this part and they tongue each other down and the reception and it depends
on the good ghetto one because you know they get the if they walk in with the bounce you know that
thing gonna jump you know i love a real good wedding like that's enjoyable but i think i love
a bad one more oh my god it's like a train wreck yeah
oh my god will y'all run out of chicken and shit before the
party over i'm talking about the wedding where you like these two don't even have no business
getting married i don't think it's the couple no i'm talking about everything okay that family
don't need to be in the same building as this family it's all a train wreck i like to see a
good scuffle yeah or at least a near stuff dust up little dust up dust up nothing to ruin the
whole thing just nothing just enough yeah somebody need to be taken outside when they say uh speak if
you want to speak your piece right now my way and it's quiet but if somebody make a little rumbling
the baby mom or somebody make a little you can hear a little furniture moving at that part i love
that yeah i love you a fool if you ask that shit i love weddings where they do stupid shit like
dance routines and shit oh my god yes no i'm not doing none of that shit if she wants you to dance
you're going to dance yeah i know i'm not bank head bells down here boy he's shining i'll be at
the bar we know sounds good he's trying to convince himself yeah all right he has to say
so parks park bar was lit parks bar was lit his wedding yo it was what year did you get married
2021 okay that pandemic money
nah this shit was lit that probably was probably the best way and i've been to
actually i could do a pod about some of the worst weddings i've been to but they'd be listening
that's a problem hey you talking about me
one of the couples i really like
love and support are they still together yeah oh that's good there that's childhood sweethearts
what made it so bad uh it was a destination wedding oh god and it wasn't good or really
it wasn't so it wasn't so organized never like where they were having the wedding versus where
everybody was staying the shuttles how they was transporting people to wait the waiting area
while they weren't ready like you you was waiting two hours and then
then you ain't come over here for cocktails while we set up the it was just an absolute one of them
yeah it was all over the place logistics we loved the two people that were doing it but i was there
with my mom judging everything but it wasn't it wasn't ghetto though no no it wasn't ghetto okay
it was just not organized i like the ghetto shit i like the ghetto shit only time is bad is when
it's like it's too hot in there or it's too much of a gap waiting on the food like that's when it
gets to like okay we're getting up out of here you know it gotta be just ghetto enough like fun
to watch record group message but you still get these little pieces take a fish yellow you got
the cousin over there who can't handle his liquor oh yeah yeah three weddings i probably had the
most fun at just off recent memory was parks zaire's wedding was absolutely amazing until
they started all that fucking frat sororities that i had to uh you got it and um and uh and
safari oh i forgot safari got married
and safari that that shit was beautiful he he married erica oh erica minna yeah that was a real
thing yeah okay eskimo sister
anyway nope yeah no it was a beautiful wedding
oh man
i don't have anything else that's super important fourth of july plans all of you
Going to see the family, man.
We got to turn up, man.
Trying to stay cool.
That part too, man.
Parks just gave me a bunch of barbecue instructions.
I'm about to just barbecue a bunch of shit, even if nobody comes over.
Yeah, Parks sent me the shit I need to get, too.
I'm ordering the shit that's getting delivered right now.
I don't even know if my wife is going to be there.
I'm just cooking.
Fuck it.
Pray for me, y'all.
Pray for me, y'all.
As long as that book is getting written, right?
Y'all, I need y'all prayers.
What you got?
What you got?
I'm supposed to be going to Atlantic City this weekend.
You in trouble.
He got you jammed up.
You fucked.
To gamble?
No, he gambling all right.
Gambling with his life.
Facts.
Chicken bones.
Who you going with, though?
My lady and her family.
Okay.
No kids.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Do you like them?
I love them.
Okay.
Are you outside, or you guys chose Chris?
No, we outside.
Oh, be safe.
In the lovely city of Atlantic City, which we love.
We do.
Because you know it's up for us.
Oh, I know.
That's the gamble.
Yeah.
You better stay in the casino.
You better get the mayor's phone number.
Just in case.
I don't know.
It could go either way.
That's a good point.
He's in the city.
I'm working, but I'm super excited because I've never been to New Orleans.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
I'm going to New Orleans.
You are going to absolutely love New Orleans.
I'm so excited.
And then even my work is like fun.
It's like a block party.
It's going to be lit.
Oh, yeah.
I'm excited.
I've only been to Bay and Rouge.
The only thing I'm a little, is like, I want to try.
We packing socks now, boy.
Matching.
Both of them.
Matching.
Matching.
Stop playing with her.
I want to try so much of the food, but I know a lot of it has pork in it or whatever.
So, I just want to get like a good gumbo.
Yeah.
No, there's a lot of.
There's a lot without it.
You can find whatever you need in New Orleans.
They'll take the sausage out for you.
Yeah.
You can just pick around the sausage and the gumbo.
It's fine.
I'm excited.
Beignets, all that.
All that.
Like, I am so ready.
Give me a good shrimp.
Oh, boy.
Oh, I can't wait.
I'm so excited.
That's the best food.
Because Bay and Rouge food was good.
Oh, wait.
You were waiting for Essence?
Yeah.
Basically, like, yeah.
Are you interviewing people again?
No.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm like, you know how when you don't get the job, jobs, you get the job all back?
I'm at the Essence after party.
Next year, we shoot for Essence.
Listen, every party counts.
Yeah.
That's for sure.
Every party counts.
All parties matter.
And every dollar counts.
And I was so excited about New Orleans period.
New Orleans is amazing.
You have a great time.
I've been working.
What's down?
Shout out to all the people listening from there.
Parks love New Orleans.
What's down?
Anytime he get a couple free minutes alone, he run over.
Right there.
Yeah, I'm out.
Do you?
I'm going to text you for tips.
Rem, you heard?
He like to go over there.
He like it out there.
What do y'all do?
Yeah, she do too.
All right.
She going out there sometimes.
Nigga be here.
What's your favorite thing to do?
What do you do?
Eat.
That's what I want to do.
Eat and drink.
I don't care for you.
That's three eats and then drink.
That's the only tips I want, Parks.
Where to eat.
That's the only thing I hate about New Orleans, where they don't stop.
That shit does not stop.
That's the spot with the crawfish.
He keeps lying about my number.
No, you have a different number every time he texts me.
Facts.
Facts.
I was trying to get your sneaker size for a minute.
Stop.
Now, when I bring all these boxes in here and I don't have one for you, do not yell at me.
Yeah, it's going to be a problem, nigga.
I tried.
You still, what is your sneaker size?
I'm already done.
The boxes will be here next part.
Damn, that's fucked up, bro.
Listen, man, we hope y'all enjoy your 4th of July weekend out there.
Don't put the fireworks in your hand when you light them.
Oh, please.
Put them down somewhere.
We will come in next week.
One of y'all be done.
Somebody going to do it.
Somebody is.
Somebody is going to do it.
I'm not even, I don't even give the disclaimer no more.
It was that rapper nigga last year.
He still ain't.
Yo, so don't eat everybody's food.
Facts.
Remember, if the cookout got motherfucking the frozen patties, it might not be the vibe.
Shout out to all my Latin people on the west side, in that west side highway park right now.
They be taking over all the parks, actually.
Facts.
What else is going on?
I ain't doing shit, man.
I'm on the grill.
Something light.
Something regular.
Not too much, man.
Staying out of the heat.
That's it.
Listen, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we absolutely need each and every one of them.
Until next time.
I can't sleep through the night.
Until next time, we bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
Au revoir.
So long.
Goodbye.
Or a simple head nod will suffice.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past.
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
Hey, wait a minute now.
Hey.
What do you know?
Mona with a new number.
Another one.
She's the worst, yo.
Another one.
This is the second number since I started.
Third.
Cats.
It's the third number.
I'm tired of them lying on me.
I can delete the other two now, right?
Yes.
It's one of those?
Okay, cool.
I want to know what other two.
What are they?
I just deleted them, so I don't know.
Y'all hold it down out there, man.
We love y'all.
Hey.
Wait a minute now.
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute now.
Shout out to everybody traveling.
I am so overdue for a trip.
It's you, bitch, man.
This nigga's in St. Martin with his feet in the sand.
He got his fucking hairless ass in some water.
Wow, man.
I'm hating.
You miss him.
I'm hating.
I miss each and every one of y'all when y'all not here, man.
Especially this.
Y'all hold it down until the next time.
Hey.
Hey.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute now.
No, Joe, bud.
Enough of that.
J-B-P, J-B-P, why am I to be without the J-B-P?
You've never heard of Joe, bud?
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The podcast humorously critiques the idea of "grading" relationships and family dynamics, using a fictional A- and C-rating system to mock how people might evaluate personal life changes.
A central theme revolves around the absurdity of societal reactions to cultural content, such as a song's influence on behavior, with hosts questioning whether music truly drives real-world actions.
The hosts use satire to highlight social issues like political divisions, race, class, and media manipulation, emphasizing that real-world problems are often overblown when linked to music or pop culture.
Summary:
The podcast presents a satirical and comedic exploration of modern social and cultural dynamics, blending humor with critique. It mockingly "grades" personal life events—like living with a partner or adding a dog—to highlight the absurdity of assigning value to relationships. The hosts also dissect the overblown reactions to music, questioning whether songs like "Spin That" genuinely influence harmful behaviors or if such claims are exaggerated by cultural narratives.
They argue that while music has cultural impact, the idea that it directly causes real-world actions—like violence or crime—is overstated and often misrepresented. The conversation also touches on broader societal issues: racial tensions, political discourse, and media manipulation, using satire to expose how these topics are framed and amplified online. The hosts emphasize that personal experiences, like family dynamics or community life, are more complex than simplified narratives.
Ultimately, the tone remains lighthearted and critical, using humor to question the validity of moral or political judgments made in response to cultural content. The segment concludes with a call for more nuanced, thoughtful engagement with media and social issues, rather than reactive outrage.
FAQs
No, the content is for entertainment purposes only. The hosts do not provide real or serious advice, and no information is presented as factual or reliable.
The 'A-' rating system is a fictional and humorous device used to mock the idea of grading relationships or family dynamics, not based on any real evaluation.
It is used as a comedic and satirical element to explore family dynamics, showing how relationships and household structures can change, not as a suggestion for real-life actions.
It's a satirical take on social policies and energy conservation, highlighting how different groups may react to collective decisions, especially regarding temperature settings.
No, the cooking segments are exaggerated and humorous, with the hosts criticizing bad practices like using frozen patties, and are not meant to be taken seriously.
It's a fictional and exaggerated commentary on parenting and household dynamics, used for humor to illustrate how children behave in different family settings.
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