The podcast presents a comedic, fictional narrative filled with exaggerated personal anecdotes and satirical commentary. Hosts share absurd stories—like eating undercooked chicken that led to illness or being affected by weather—while using these moments to explore themes of health, self-image, and personal responsibility. The conversation turns to body image, with hosts jokingly mocking each other’s fitness levels and lifestyles, particularly around cooking and physical discipline. These interactions highlight a deeper cultural critique of how people judge one another’s bodies and habits, often rooted in insecurity or social comparison. Despite the humor, the tone subtly emphasizes the emotional weight of personal transformation, especially in the context of health and self-improvement. The hosts also engage in playful debates about urban life, fan culture, and sports, tying personal experiences to broader societal narratives. Throughout, the content is presented as entertainment, not advice—clearly indicating that no real health or behavioral recommendations are being made. The narrative blends absurdity with relatable observations, creating a lighthearted yet reflective space where humor masks real conversations about identity, discipline, and community.
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts offer entertainment purposes only I Repeat it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing revealing and dieting Or telling you anything about themselves Also, we do not encourage you to try this at all. We are trained professionals Do not have your best interests at heart or are all Enjoy the show You What's poppin? How's everybody feeling great? Are you back? I'm back, bro Good big freeze. Well, welcome back. Freeze makes no freeze. Hey back. Yo, no y'all too out there. Make some noise Fuck they talking about you bring umbrella Has been ready that was me just trying to figure out what the fuck I know I'm like I know how I felt, fam. I don't know how that shit happened. Maybe it was that. I don't know It wasn't it wasn't all right because it got worse, but you got to the rain Before you got to maybe it was I was outside Maybe it was the 12th or what I wanted to do on my baby free weekend trap karaoke, any paulosa Everywhere Everywhere now I was outside La Marina I was I was shita, but I reason why I think that is because symptoms don't show up that fast That back you're right, motherfucker spin on what you get. Yeah, sit next to the wrong person on the plane I said Monday night That's kind of quick to me that bad. Anyway, did you think I was? Yeah, man. Yeah, man. I had The dream they gave you the cream Da da nah, I ate some undercooked food some undercooked chicken that a cookout. Oh How do you how do you figure that out like three days later? I had to go out because the then I got the runs real bad Oh, all right. Yeah, you know funny about you ask that is a fair question. You gotta be careful People can like undercooked chicken like how do you miss that? Yeah, it's hard. It's tough unless you don't Yeah, and it was a skewers. It wasn't like actual piece Yo, that's the thing it was a black dude who He like he's from the south. He like he was I mean, he was getting busy on the grill I don't know if he just rushed those or something, but if somebody else was a slight y'all The shit tastes a little yeah Sometimes I'll be cooked with his I'm like paint my undercooked chicken fucking uncooked chicken Real look at breathe. He ate some uncooked chicken While he tipsy chicken sushi Hungry after the club. I know I know when it was dude after after any paulosa you hit the street hungry See my man out there. Hello, man. Yeah, you know you see him. No, Joe's just being Joe. Oh, sorry. Oh, I still fall for that He was a dude I'm the bad part. I've been thinking it's true because he's like why would you say that if it wasn't? No, no I'm not mad at you. They fall for that. Yeah, Joe say some wild Left hand shit that makes no sense to anybody with a brain and it becomes fact, but you can see it Yeah, because you are a great artist as long as you can see it But a great panoramic you see whatever they want you to see getting hello after the club is a very new york He said he had just said I was at a barbecue problem. We think they believe more freezing me. You thank you. What from you? Thank you now the funny parts who lot more be a Joe Joe me me That's a no debate. That's a fending. Yeah, let's believe the liar more It'd be good lives though entertaining life. There we go. It's a tiny loss anyway. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. Yeah, glad you're healthy. Did you learn how to make chicken? I didn't cook it. All right, you know how to make chicken? Oh Shit, I don't know. I don't cook. How long before it gets to who makes you make chicken? I don't know. I've seen it done. I don't know how to do it. Huh? Wait I've seen it done. I've seen it. Like I said, I'm chicken breast performing, but I don't know how to cook chicken like that. No I'm not chicken. I'm not chicken. I'm not You get busy on the grill. No, he said it does a grill I'm gonna ask it. We used to have the deep fries. Yeah, I don't know I know you cook you clean the chicken you put the flour on it shake it up put it in the pot. I'm asking why the pot? How do you clean the chicken? Lemon juice or water? Okay, I just want to see what you was getting I mean vinegar, right? And lemon juice. How y'all make chicken? Yeah, my girl make it. I don't make it. She makes fried chicken Yeah, I don't make that shit. Yes, you gotta make come on now. I don't cook you at least know how to make fried chicken I know what I seen it done enough throughout my life. I never cook. No, no, say that no more you blank from virgin You don't say that again. I'm gonna say I seen it done. You black from virgin. You can't even say I seen it done You don't make fried chicken. I don't make shit, but do you know how to make fried chicken? No Again, I know what to do because I've seen it done my entire life, but I've never fried no Yeah, yeah, or there's some things you would never make the board Like how would we know that I would have never guessed that Do you see? I said a million times. I can't cook, right? Yeah, I don't feel like chicken is I don't even care of cooking. I ain't gonna live we ranked like just Basic cooking skills. I'm like I'm behind you. I'm last My breakfast game is impeccable, but that's it. That's why I'm last. It's not that far off. Yeah same concepts Eggs and chicken but Yeah, basic basic concept Oh, you just do scramble digs Oh So you can do all the eggs you do the bacon pancakes all day. No, my french toast game is pay is crazy my pancake game is crazy brioche preferably And I put you like brioche french toast, but you can't fry chicken. Yeah damn He that boy, y'all Yeah, as you don't do none of that pancakes got vanilla nutmeg all a shit. I do all that, but you lived alone What would you do just order out of your day me told him yeah, but you can make breakfast. Hey His body look like just a constant door dish And they're making It's true Yeah, you have a lot of body jokes Fuck with that I Tell any girl I dated a front, y'all listen. Let me tell you Angle me no cooking It's cooking get it done. Yeah, explain it That's the chicken. Oh, you have to know other ways to get it done to living right No, we're talking about something else. You're talking about bagging joints Men that cook is highly impressive to one They swear it's only me That do it Cooking for the joints which you make is why you see I would thought you would do dinner like breakfast. Breakfast keeps them there longer I don't I think you would do the dinner get you I mean You want to get he's trying to get him out in the morning That's English muffin that's your fish Yeah, no, he's at her house I said I'm begging on the microwave too. He make a breeze. The niggas that make the brille Dad, dad her house Yeah Yeah, I had her road one thousand percent Yeah, who is a rope you wear rope? I Have worn a robe in my life. Yeah, but I mean I have a rope. I got a rope. I got like 20 of them I got no way if I need it, but if I did do be it a joint. Oh They don't fit anymore No, no, no, it's not that I'll tell y'all and at risk of getting the trouble yet, but Do them was a gift from just people that shouldn't give me gifts, okay? Not your style That's all I'm saying okay. Did you cop to that? Oh, was it? I got two questions.
- I see, but you know, I'm sorry. - How's it going? - They knew? - My. - Y'all know. - I understand what you're saying. - You know what you're saying, what I'm saying is, my girl, whatever who's in my phone, she's got that she's a trash truck. - Okay. - So at some point years ago, like she knows, you know. Who got what? Who sent what? - What I got, like she, you know. - You shouldn't have a robe that someone else gave you. - Shit. - Shit. - Is that off? Is that off? Is that off? - Is that off? - I hate niggas like him. - What if it's a really nice robe? - Because that makes sense. If you know your girl, know everything in your phone, of course you ain't supposed to have it. - No, but that's 'cause that's a, I'm saying like, is it just a banned substance? - Boy, yo. - Roll me in half. - Like, you know, if it's a robe that somebody gave you. - Wait, wait, wait. Like before your girl? - Oh, I, I maybe I'm reading the implications, Rolf. - No, no, I'm, you said you shouldn't have a robe. - I thought you just said you shouldn't keep a robe there. - Is there a woman in your, like, your childhood friend that you brought out that night when you was trying to get slick, that rim-colder. - Did she got me a robe today? - No, no, it ain't a rub me. That rim, that rim-colder on when you were trying to do that little sneaky buffalo waist-boy thing. - Oh, the child was sleeping, I gotta go. - Oh, wait, you have a rich car with me. - You have a rich car with me. - Oh, I'm trying to move. But anyway, could that childhood friend get you a robe? - No. - Yeah. - Okay. - That's all I'm saying. I'm with you. I'm saying what else is on that list then? Is the robe, you can't get drawers then. - No. - Is there anything else one of them can't get you? - Anything like intimidation. - Is a robe intimate? - Kinda. - I said drawers, I can see. A robe is just a robe. - Nah, a robe saying you trying to fuck. - Yes. - I wanna see you with this arm. - Yeah, a robe saying it's off. - A robe is for when two people wanna fuck each other. (laughs) - I gotta go. - Something gives, just give off a different vibe. - So you agree with me. - Yeah, no, I agree with you. - Okay. - I started this with, I gotta throw two robe away. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You gotta get one of them. - That's totally inappropriate. - Why you still got them? - I wanted to ask you. - We didn't know them to throw them. (laughs) - I'm sorry, he's insane. I'm trying to leave it alone. Why, why you, I mean, take that heart and throw it away. - It's put a bit going here. - We didn't throw a conscious shit away in this room. Right here. I'm sweeping those up away since you had that conversation. - Now we've officially got to the, he's a trouble partner. - All right. - Yeah, yeah. - First of all, that's fucked up. - I still gotta tell you what. - You think it's funny today, but to add to you. I got mentioned that I was supposed to dispose of, that I just didn't get around to doing it. - Oh, yeah. - I'm not purposely holding on to, I don't want it. - I don't want it, right. - I agree with her. Get this shit out of here. - Yeah, I ain't got it. - It's bad jujure. - I get a little piece of advice. - And this is from ages ago. To be honest. - Of course. - Not as ages. - Five years? - Yeah, that's ages. - Oh, here. It's ages. - That role will cause a, you're girl about to move in. - Well, two of the years, I had it, I didn't know she knew where it came from. So I was gonna give it to my son. - How the fuck did she find out where they came from? - Y'all are in the trash group. - Oh my God. - It's a lady. - They're not hearing it. They don't get this bitch with her. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - That is great. - Anyway. - It ain't worth it, babe. Give her that shit out. - Yeah, I don't want that shit. - I do not want this shit. - Is it a song role? - At all. - It's nice, right? - How nice is Lover Sachin? - Yeah. - Lover. - Like Casimir Taylor, nice? - It's about Taylor. - Yeah, you don't need that role. We should do, bring it here. (laughing) - I don't think I see you. Yeah, man, let's see if we should, yeah, man. - I want you to have peace in your relationship. Bring it here. - I have peace in my relationship. And I am getting rid of that role. - I don't know how we got on this. - You, you, you, how? - I don't know. - I said it. - Yeah. - I just be chatting. - Yeah, you do. It's about, it's wearing girls' roles while he's making such a joke. - I hate when that reverse shit works. (laughing) We had a good, we bet our life's saving that it's one girl role. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Damn. - Here, come here, stitch it out yourself. - All right. - This thing is crazy, yo. - You definitely wore girls' roles. - You did. - You did. - They come six, two. - That means nothing. - It's like a girl's roles, they can they be that role's role. - Yeah. - Yes. - Yes. - How? - Over the shoulder. - There's something. - You know what I'm saying? - No, nigga, we put it on in the arms, be up here. - And it be a little young man. - Yeah, yo, I wouldn't be surprised. You walk around winning the pool. I'm not winning no girls' role. I think I'm cool. You won't want to. - No. - But I would. - You, you do? - You know, Iced it. - Yes. - No, if you've been on vacation, girl role. If you've been on vacation at any resort. - The rules of the man. - If you tried to grab the robe, you grabbed the one with the short arms first. - Yeah. - You did. - You ain't never did I need a fuck? - No. - Hey, nigga, what are you talking about? And there's two rows there. Why would I purposely grab the one with the short arms? - It was just the first row. - The first row. - The first one can't tell. You just grabbed me. - He didn't say the role we've covering up in a hurry. - So what we're doing is serious. - And yes. - Yo. - Yo, we ordered our breakfast. - He's at the door. Bring your truck to the door. - We're not trying to be fitted. - Ta won. I'm going to the-- - You're going to do it at Ta won? - Fucking right. - On vacation? - Yes. - I'm sorry. - Yes. - You better put a robe on. - No, I don't. - Exactly. - That's a charge way to happen. - And he lying. - I'm not. - You too insecure about your torso. (laughing) - No. - Back to body shit. Yo. - You can't help it. - You can't. - Yo. - We're going to crack one of them. - Yes. - We're going to crack one when I come here. - Lean. - No, my mom. - Listen, I told her mom. - I'm asking you, you working out. - What you going to crack on here? - He stopped going. (laughing) - I stopped going. - Oh no, check this out though. - I just quit. - Let me tell you. I found a better guy. - As soon as his girl stopped going, he stopped going. - He's sick. - Well, I ain't going to scale this morning. I said, oh shit, we almost back. Just from being sick. - That ain't the same, though. - It's not healthy for us. - I'm just saying, that's you going to come right back, man. - Nah, that's water. - Ain't nobody is supporting your body journey. Like me, I support that shit. That's why you shamed me, there's more. - Mocking his torso. - I didn't mock after he's been sick. - No, the 44 is. - No, the 44 is. - This nigga's, yo, go ahead, yo, move forward. - What? - Get some music, bro. - Listen, I got an extra dog telling you. - Joe, I, this is, watch this. These chicholes are new. Niggah, this, you've known me a long time. My body was high, as you well know. - It used to be. - All right, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - All right, we've got two more. - My body was all right, as you well know. - Yo, only y'all. - Yo, I don't mean it. - I'm the, yeah, we, we, yeah. - You know what my body is. - You got some job mayor, this is what I'm talking about. - All right, you don't know that, you don't know that, ish was slimmer in stature, nigga. In Jersey girls, I wanna check, I don't know. - All right. - We're in the trip club. - I wanna look at this. - All right, now, two, two, two, two, three, two, nine, that's true. - So was there time when his body looked better than this? - When you opened the door for the police, you don't know what your body looked like? - No, 'cause it was the police that won, yo. I wasn't looking, but. - Y'all live together. - What, what does his body got to do with that? - 'Cause you walked into my bedroom when I was naked in bed. (laughing) - There he is. - There he is. (laughing) - I'm gonna shut up on the t-shirt. (laughing) - Yo. - Nigga frees, man. - I'm gonna give frees. (laughing) - That's the last time you get that joke off. - I didn't bring it up. - I bought it. - You can play with it. - See what I'm just saying, that's the last song. - But tell the nigga that brought it up. - You can't play into it no more though. - Okay. - All right, that's the last song, all right? - You guys are naked when you call that. - I don't know. - I ain't with you, dude. - I don't know. - You just got me in trouble. - I just walked him to the door and said, "Hey, Joe." - He's got me in trouble there. - Yo, off was a crunky, I. (laughing) - Don't laugh. - Don't laugh. - Can you be pastry? (laughing) - There you go. - He's saying. - Take a laugh. - And take a laugh. - Take a laugh. - Yo, they said, "You know my frees." - Am I? - I don't know, am I? - Am I? - He said. - I can't laugh. - Am I dead at the time? (laughing) - What about that? - I don't know, I can't laugh. - Oh, man. - Oh. - Shit, I went right there, boy. That was the old days when they let you bail out with a check. - You. (laughing) - Oh, y'all take it. - I'm a broken joke, man. - Right. - You take a check on the weekend. - Yeah. - What? - Hey mama. - Hey, bring a- - We didn't bring that chase check book. - Oh, man. - Up here. - That is hilarious. - To 453, hold it with me. - Bro. - Whatever the address was, God damn it. - That is hilarious, y'all. - Are you sure good? I see them leaving. - All right, what you had to ask? Mark, what you, what you was asking? - Oh no, you can say. - Yes, issues to be slimmer, Mark. - Okay, was his body better than you? - Yes. - I'm sure he has some issues. - 'Cause that was the implication, and you looked incredulous. That's why I was asking. - So they're both skinny. - I said I can't imagine both of y'all skinny. I guess that's what it is. - So they're skinny, probably. - I'm like, clearly, I just couldn't- - What? - They were both skinny when they started this podcast. - Yeah, and when you're talking, I'm like, like, 220 when I started. - What happened? - Is it Biden? - Is it Snacks? - It's the Snacks. - It's the Snacks. - Yo, and the other, and your basement please- - He's a liar. - No, I'm telling you way more. - I'm telling you. - He eat a lot of food, yo, like for retreats, snacks. - I'm a snack dude, I'm a sweet sugar. - I eat food like that. - But yo, even at that part of us- - That's even worse, like a fat pescatarian. What do you, a vegetarian? You don't eat, what's the word? - Nothing, I don't- - You don't eat something, right? - What's the word for that? - Fat without red meat is a fucking kill. (all laughing) - Yeah, you, yeah, you jade is a dad. - Red meat is protein. - It's the sugar that be getting you. - That don't make you fat. - How much sugar do you have? - Joe, we come in here and eat bags and bags and potato chips in this bitch and we eat bullshit food all day. You gonna sit there and we sitting around being dormant, you're gonna get in wait. - But we have a choice to know food options. - We, nigga, you, start including yourself. 'Cause you're been shooting yourself in the gut, my fuck, I don't act like you wasn't just fat. - I know, I'm actually, I've even slowed down with that. - You're starving yourself? - No, I'm disciplining them. - No, the people are running through your system, taking away your hunger. - I'm disciplined, I'm disciplined. - Self-employed. - I'm disciplined in my workout routine. - Okay. - I'm not dropping out like you, Niggas, right? Like I'm, it takes focus and nobody's proud of you to me, so you don't have to shoot at me 'cause I'm supporting your fucking weight loss journey. - No, but speak to discipline. When you speak to discipline, you act as if you are the fucking moral majority like you a monk. Niggas, you eat bullshit. The same way everybody else eat bullshit. - Bull, are you taking the back? - Nine of line. - You're taking the back? - Nine of line is. - It's price a lot. - Nine of line I'm telling you now. - Oh, now. - That's part of the discipline I'm talking about. Things that I love. I've slowed, you know I feel about race. - That's not the discipline. - How's that song? - That's the shadow of walking your body. - You're talking about the discipline. We could use it as a shot with discipline. - All right, well afford you something, Niggas. I'm sure we have some music. - That's it. - I got man music. - I'm ready to talk about your bodies. Y'all could just get naked and we could judge them. - Oh, that's my type of party. (laughing) Hey, hey, hey, I thought they stopped throwing those. (laughing) - What are you doing with that? - I won't, we'll keep it photonic, but. - It could be just me in the back. It's coming naked, go out, Joe coming naked and I give a vote. What y'all wanna do? - That ain't the worst idea. - I think it's cool. Even if y'all want to keep-- - It can't be, yeah, right? - If you don't want coming, we'll solve. Rub it out a little bit. - What's your voting system like? - I'm basic 'cause y'all are talking about who's fatter, right? - I'm fatter probably. - Oh, what would you find? - That was no probably. - Yeah, it's Niggas been shooting himself for four months. - I mean. - And working out and changing my diet and changing my way of life. I hate that-- - Changing my habits. - I hate that if he lost weight and did it with that assistance, then that's like the thing. 'Cause that's the thing now too. Oh well, he was an old person. - Amongst poor people. - No, no, no, that's not what-- - No, no, no, no, that's not what that-- - Or fat poor people. - That's not what happens. - You sure? Must have been flat. - Yeah, you sure you bet. (all laughing) - No, that's not gonna do it, man. - That's not gonna do it for cheap, Joe. It's not like shit on a street now. - Now that'll get you in the castle. - But, don't go away with it. - But, this is what happens. When you're having assistance to get to your desired weight. It's that you are shaming other motherfuckers that didn't do that to get to their desired weight. - Oh, okay. - Is like, are you zipped shaming? - He is, for sure. - Of course he has been doing it for months. It's like-- - Wow, the girl-- - He said we accident did he zipped shankers. He don't zipped shank them 'cause he's a zipper. You know what I mean? - No, he used the zipped shank too. - He did, he did. - But, it's the funny part. - That's not even true. - The truth, what I heard was, he shamed somebody for not being honest about being honest. - That's the truth. - Oh, that might be, that's the truth. - Yes, sure. - But, the girl that go get a BBL can now crack on other girls and be like, yo, dog, your body fucked up. - Yeah, you can. - I finished talking about bitches with no ass and big ass bellies. - Yeah. - Bums worthless. - Yeah. - What they talkin' about? - Yes, he is, but-- - What they talkin' about? Big Mona, big demona. - Like, you have some discipline to get that fupa off your legs, right, Barks? (laughing) - Yo, where do you come from, yo? - Agreed. - Oh, man. (sighing) - From North. - North, but not. - I thought for sure we were so Wu-Tay. - This is Wu-Tay. (laughing) - I suppose. - I'm not really sure I was starting yet. - Oh, okay. - Yo, do you think you were trying to feel it out? - You were trying to feel it out? - I didn't know what it was gonna be. - Ah. - Is anybody? - Really? When you were in the studio, like, even you, you knew pump it up was gonna be pump it up? - Yes. - You knew focus was gonna be focus? - No. Like, seriously, I didn't try to-- - I knew pump it up would be pump it up. I didn't know that focus was gonna be focus. - The question I asked, what you'm gonna call it, it got fucked up and it sounded wrong. I was asking Natasha, - Uh-huh. - Beddingford? - Yeah. - Feel like, yo, dog, did you know when you did that, it was gonna be, like, when you started writing, did you know, like, this is what it was gonna be? I said it kind of fucked up, but that's what I meant. Like, as a musician, do y'all know, like, this is one of those. - You said it fucked up, she made you nervous, she's making you nervous? - I would think that the format of this, he probably didn't know that it was gonna be this. 'Cause it's like a long song, when it'll beat. - Mm-hmm. - And it's a real personal song, too. - Yeah. - So I don't know-- - I'm like, you know when it's gonna be a John, but then know it's one of those that's 10 and a test of time, nobody know that. - Like, come on. - Yeah, I wouldn't have known it fucking pump it up would be played 25 years later. - That's it, that's it, that's it. - That's it, I knew it was a joint. - Like a joint, it's gonna be the one on the album that's gonna be on the radio, yeah. But to know it's gonna be one of those classic, I don't think nobody really know that. How would you? - There we go. - Yeah, come on. - Come on. (upbeat music) ♪ Well it's fire, I'm at the wall ♪ ♪ Take a drop, keep it here ♪ - Yeah, man, man, man, man. - That's a good joint. - That's the shit, pain. - I mean, we won win away. - Hey. - I mean, we won the way, let me see. (upbeat music) - What? - I'm just trying to feel it out. We won win away, let me see if this is appropriate. - Barney audience, I'm just trying to get my groove. Let me see how it feels. What being won win away. - That punk ain't saying today. Who's saying he's saying today? (upbeat music) - Wu-Tang's saying it today. - Wu-Tang's saying it today. ♪ Listen, they said Michael Jordan had the flu game ♪ ♪ And the next time the Wu-Gang ♪ ♪ One more time ♪ - I can see how you get drunk and just start kissing strange bitches when they come home. - Yeah. - I can see you. - Absolutely. - I can see it. - That's a New Year's party. - You wanna know what I'm saying? - That's your first EPU soundtrack song, you know? - Sure. - It's one of those. Yeah, you can hear it. - I feel bad for you would have never had XC. - Oh. - I'm bad at it. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (laughing) - Yes, they knew this was a slammer. ♪ Make sure what you want you, make sure what you want you ♪ ♪ You're the only one ♪ ♪ For the people that never stop believing in you ♪ ♪ You took them in my dream ♪ ♪ Oh man, you're the only one ♪ (laughing) ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ C'mon ♪ ♪ Oh, New York City was popping up ♪ ♪ And racing soft to true ♪ ♪ Pictures, he pictures ♪ ♪ He took them in my dream ♪ ♪ Oh man, you're the only one ♪ ♪ You're the only one ♪ ♪ Shout to wherever you might be listening from ♪ ♪ Hey buddy, I feel it down for you ♪ ♪ Connecticut Boston and LA ♪ ♪ Hey buddy, Cleveland and Atlanta ♪ ♪ Oh, DMV North, together on the floor and I go ♪ ♪ I'll sing it in a snow care room ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I know why it's here in the field ♪ ♪ So slow, they can share the night ♪ ♪ It goes on and on and on and on ♪ ♪ Change us, we're dead ♪ ♪ Welcome down the pool of all of those shadows ♪ ♪ Search in the air ♪ ♪ I'm losing my light ♪ ♪ Shout to wherever you might be listening from ♪ ♪ All the way for the ladies, all the way for the ladies ♪ ♪ Somewhere in the world ♪ ♪ All the way for the ladies, all the way for the ladies ♪ ♪ You know you see me, she's gone easy on me ♪ ♪ It's fine, you know you see me ♪ ♪ Hold on, you know what I felt there ♪ ♪ What's just through the smile there? ♪ ♪ I'm staying, what's going on? ♪ ♪ From everybody in the head, this is what I felt there ♪ ♪ You know you see me, all the way for the ladies, all the way for the ladies ♪ ♪ Jump, jump, jump, jump ♪ We've got a hard, we've got a hard, we've got a hard, we've got I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, *crying*
♪ Brooklyn Brooklyn Brooklyn, Brooklyn ♪ ♪ Bridges one hard top to serve bitches ♪ ♪ Ride through and burrow a 24-fizzes ♪ ♪ Stand them open up like two-foot phrases ♪ ♪ I make a change in your mind ♪ ♪ Man, shout the big cat from Jersey ♪ ♪ Yeah, man, shout the jangling from Jersey ♪ ♪ Shout the Puerto Rican Alvarado ♪ ♪ Hold up for it, man ♪ ♪ Oh, what did you think we were doing? ♪ ♪ What did you think we were doing? ♪ ♪ Like we did, like we did, like we did ♪ ♪ Hey, come on, man ♪ ♪ Oh, what did you think we were doing? ♪ ♪ Oh, what did you think we were doing? ♪ ♪ Like we did, like we did, like we did ♪ ♪ Yeah, man, shout the big cat from Jersey ♪ ♪ Yeah, man, shout the big cat from Jersey ♪ ♪ Yeah, man, shout the big cat from Jersey ♪ I can't believe you saying that and you live here, yo. Yeah, you should enjoy this. People are saying good morning to each other how you doing. Yo, I went to pick my son up from school. Man, parents had off. That was funny. That was funny. But man, the parents had off. Now you're touching each other. Now you tapping them. You laughing? You laughing? Yeah, I don't want them to do it this way. Listen, man, the parents up there had on Nick's gear. Nick's shirt. I haven't seen it. Nick's hat. It's a camaraderie in the city. It feels good. It does feel good, man. I don't see how you can hate it on this mark. I don't. Let's do it. ♪ Yeah, man, shout the big cat from Jersey ♪ ♪ Yeah, man, shout the big cat from Jersey ♪ ♪ Yeah, man, shout the big cat from Jersey ♪ - It ain't gonna be no more. - Mark, don't be on the wrong side of history with this. - I'm happy to be on the wrong side of history. - We've beaten this team five out our last seven meetings now. - I'm still, you know I'm not gonna change sides of the middle. - I'm just telling you that, Ish, we've beaten them now five out of our last seven meetings. This team is not about to win three in a row. - Okay. - It's over. - It's over, though. - We'll see. - Get your parade outfit ready, Mark. - We can go? - Huh? - We can go? - We can go. - Yeah, you can go. - Of course you can go. - Say less. - Listen, next to Mark, come on, man, Mr. He will get his rent one day. - Are good brother, big issues in the building. Ish, how you doing, sir? - Well, I'm good, yo, what up? - Good, good, absolutely love that. Elmira's fine as big parts is in the building. White Poe is in the building. In love, Cory is still here. Ericsson, Tanner, Savon and here by remote last, but certainly not least, each and every one of you very important people are out there. You'll get to sign up to the Patreon if you have yet to do so, sat chat out to all the subgroups, all the communities out there. What's up, man? What we doing? Let's listen. One question for you guys. - What's the question? - Where were you during? - I'll tell you. - The greatest and largest comeback ever in NBA playoff history, let alone finals. - Wednesday is my studio night, so playoff's are on. We're not doing no music, but we're gonna watch the game. We had a little squad and all that. We're watching it in the lounge side, which is podcast two when he offers joined over on that side. We went out for a little fresh air. The game started turning. I had the TV out in the other room too. So this is the juju TV. We're sticking with this TV. Everybody, I come over here. - Yeah, that's how shit works. - Sorry, this is where the juju's at. Okay, what you're talking about? This is where we're right now. Smart man. - Yeah. - And it worked. They were in my juju. - It was crazy. - So I planned on going out and then somebody poured a little rain. - Same rain I got ice in, poured that on my parade. No, it was my girl's, girl's son's graduation. - Girl's, girl's son's. - Okay. - Your girlfriend's son's graduation. - Yeah, so I had to go to that. - Wait, what? - It had to be her bestie. That must be her best bitch. - Why did you have to go to that? - Oh yeah, you got to put your foot down, gang. - No, she, she do a lot. - She. - The, the friend does a lot like for my daughter. - Put the baby to the guy mom. - So, I had no choice. - But. - But why your girlfriend just go? - Hold us down baby. - Is she the guy mom? - As long as one parent is there. - I'm with a parent. - What time was the graduation? - They celebrated at 730. - Oh, he was at the party. - Even at the graduation party. - So when the graduation party. - So, is she the guy mom of the baby? - So we in the spot. - They got TVs? - Yeah, the game is on. - The game is on. - So, we leave at like, right around half time, but then I still got to go get my daughter. - Yeah. - So, Niggas is blowing my phone up. - Yo, we on the mother, yo, we on the mother. - So, I'm like, all right, all right. I'm hauling ass. I got home. It was the third quarter started. By the time I would have got somewhere, it would have been a wrap. So, I'm sitting at home. But I'm on the phone talking to people. - Well, of course. That should default at home.
Everybody's TV is ahead of mine. So look my TV is like three minutes back. Why three minutes? Yeah, I'll hold three minutes. Why? I don't know where you live. So I don't you streaming pay for the cable. You live in the world on the cable. A. Well. Yeah. Yeah. hung up on them. So I'm watching you. They don't they don't do your neighborhood. Oh, I say. Yeah, the files tell you a little fuck where you were. That's how you knew he was in the trenches. Files don't even come. Yeah, exactly. That's a true story. You got files. They come out there. I'm asking. I don't know. Joe and I used to live around here. Files won't come here. They're saying the trenches. It's all right, though. Doc, stop. Bro, stop. Let me finish my story. So a long story short. This shit is happening. Plus I'm looking at prize picks at the same time. So when I see him prize picks had the time because you know they have the time up there in the right hand corner. And I see it. She said like 38 seconds, but my TV was still on like two minutes in some change. I just hung the phone up and I'm watching the game and I'm like nah, nah, nah, nah. I seen this motherfucker hit the ball and y'all was like, nah, I was about to get on a space is threat, but I was like, you know what? Let me let me chill because I've been this in the coach the whole time since Oklahoma City. I've been shitting on the coach and anybody arguing me like, nah, you, you just hanging you wrong. I'm like, no, I'm up. But yeah, no, I had similar experience. I was I was at I was an orange despite intercity cafe. We all out there watching the game. I got there our late because I was waiting for my wife to get dressed. Sounds about right. The game starts at 8.30. Eighth at many of these. And I fairness, I didn't give her a lot of notice. I'd only told her two days before. She said, I'd be ready in five minutes. And so the first quarter went and I'm looking to score ESPN. And I was like, they up like 14 or 12, whatever it was. But that's the very surmountable thing. For sure. You know, then we got close to half time. And it was like a lot of points. Yeah. I almost to your juju point. I almost didn't want to ruin it by going nowhere. Word. But then I went to the spot. Everybody on. It was weird. Everybody on Nick stuff in like Nick's hack favorite chair. And they were having a good time. So, you know, it's Dustin. Yeah. So I'm cheering for this. I'm the only person to spot cheering for the spurs. And like a doof. And they have 29 contrarian. Dr. Doof. That's fine. I'm fine with that. And so I was. They was up to 20. I was talking crazy. I was talking crazy. I was about the same stuff out to the group chat. But I was like, no, cause I don't do it too early. Yeah, it's early. And like you when I start to lead, I still didn't feel good. Because I know we go get into it. But like the recorded the spurs weren't playing like a team that what they had a killer instinct. They were almost like they were just shooting anything they were doing. They they they just thought the game was a just a foregone conclusion. So I was feeling a little uneasy. So I started scaling back my shit talking a little bit. And then when I got to 15, I got quieter. When I got to 10, I got real quiet. When they got to like two, I was just trying to find my car. But they wouldn't let me out. And so I had to I had to hold the L. They was all clowns. It was a good time. No, but it made me sick to watch that game. That she was some of the best she'd ever seen my life. If I were New Yorker, this is the greatest moment in my life. This is like the greatest sports moment. Yeah, maybe I don't even know if it's a better New York sports moment. Yes. And I like. What would you say? Yes, what the meds? The Tyree catch. No, no, no. The Tyree catch when the Giants be done. You know why? Because no, no, no, no. Because the tax go got done. This is a week of outside of the violence. I mean, this has been the biggest moment in New York sports. The energy in the city. All of that shit is insane. I also just think that the duration of the Nick's having not been successful. The Giants were successful in our lifetimes. Yeah, that's true. That was a big moment too, but the Nick's have not once in 73 or whatever. Yeah, one of them. One of them fucking Yankee Yankee home runs in the world. The med shit, the Lini Dyke's shit when it went rolling. Five, right? I was. Yeah. So that shit was huge. That met series was huge, but since I've been around like, no, this the energy in New York City is a different energy I've never seen before. It's amazing to watch. So I'm going to watch the game at home. Because locked it. I want to hear the commentators. All of them before the game. Oh, it's very important how to Nick start. The nicks have gotten off to a slow start. The nicks have gotten off to just a bad benefit. Everything's very important. How to start the game and they just lost game three. So new part of the good vibes in New York is when we was up to. But then to one you could kind of feel the angst. Over over the city. So cool. They started the game. 15 seconds in Carly Anthony Towns gets a foul on the air fox. Okay. Okay. Okay. A minute later. Not even. It wasn't even a minute. A couple seconds later. Very next. Very next time on the floor. When be long as is wrapping him up. That's what he did. There's a I want to hear Laker fans. No, I'm just saying let's just be objective. They want. No, I'm telling you, listen, I let you rock. Please just go ahead to your fan. Bro, when be long asked was wrapping up cat. They call that on the floor. They challenge it somehow. Second foul on cat. All right, we in a bad spot now. Yeah. A few plays later. Alvarez Alvaretto at whatever's name is. Throw the ball in the air on a floater. Cornet. Jump. Hit it out the air. Golden shed. And they didn't call golden. And then there was the Webby play right after where he reached above the fucking rim. Oh, when he reached above the cylinder to put it back and they didn't call nothing. So at this point, I'm human. We can the dog shit beat out us. And I'm screaming at the TV in a way that I have it all year round. But it does. It feels good. Because I came in here. And I said, listen, we've been cruising through this playoffs. If you're going to win it, we need it. We need a game with some we need a, you know, we need to tight back and forth the fucking ESPN classic type of game. We need a buzzer. We need something. But we're getting a dog shit beat out of some screaming. You're like, Roger. Get off the ball. I'm saying I've never screamed at the fucking TV. But yeah, it was an absolute mess. But if you're a Nick van, you know not to cut the TV off your sports. Yeah. Nah, sports fan. I can see you couldn't. I can see you got it off. The nicks have been running back from. Yeah, the nicks have been playing all 20. 29 is my history. As a Nick fan. First of all, the spurs magnet ball was on the money that first have 14 threes. Everything they threw up was going in. Yeah, this was an absolute shit show more nicks turnovers. But as a Nick, man, you can't cut the game off. Because we was down 22 against Cleveland last year. We did the shit three times. I think our record is five and three games were you down by 20 in the fourth, though, not in the game in the fourth. So anyway, the third quarter start. I'm like, you know what? Let's see how it goes. If they get this down to 13 15 in my room. I was saying 13 get this thing down to 13 and they kept going back and forth, kept going back and forth, fucking eight and over and then they scored three fucking seven over on their chiseling. I'm seeing Mike Brown fight for his life. He threw fucking Huck Portee in the first half. He threw so con and then we saw Jordan Clarkson. This guy is at the house. The announcers are saying it. They like, you know, he is searching over there with all this foul trouble. She gone. We in a bad spot. And I'm like, y'all can't believe the nicks came out like this. In the gym. I'm telling Coria. It's a must win. Everybody know this is a must win. I can't believe they came out flat like that. But in the third, they start chipping away. They get it down to 15 going in the fourth. I'm like, uh-oh. Tell me my start, tell my girl. Hey, this is manageable. They can catch this easily in the game. Start going. Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. Oh, yeah, Mark. Yeah, because the next the next have a tendency with everything they throw up, start going in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No transition. That starts. They shoot two threes in transition. The game goes from 15 to nine like that. Yeah. Like, it's not hard for them to do. And then if you let Brunson start heating up and moving around because he was a little. He was moving around a little. Like he was searching for his teammates and trying to get other people involved. Like even read the newspaper. Clippings like too much on ball. Brunson. So he was just trying to get people involved. But once he snapped out of that and started going and an OG wasn't missing. It was like, yo, we're going to catch these young ass niggas at the door. I watch and I start feeling like, yo, dog, they're going to lose. And in that moment was the basketball gods. Because all of this change when we got the victor, when being on a flagrant, that we should have gotten the last game. That was the entire turning point of the game. When they gave us our flagrant that they didn't give us before. Oh, word, we lit now. Mitch, I love Mitch fucking elbow. And they got
Elbow that nigga to pick it who up scooping them. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, that was I would all I was just like damn I wish they would have did that at the beginning of the game and not when they're down Everybody I got granted I know when B is seven foot a million and athletic and can jump all over the place But everyone plays so fucking scared of him. It's frustrating like go at him. Yo, he's and guess what the people that I go out of Get success, right? Yeah Yeah, he's a great defender. You gotta at least hire him out. You got to tire him out. Yeah, when you avoid him You look you start looking like the thunder looked against him. Yeah, exactly. They did and the nicks have success going at him so Yeah, it was it was it was night and day with how they were playing him, but all Wimby it's so much he already get a favorable whistle, but But the gold tins it's gold tins that they miss on him. Yeah, it's over the backs that they miss on him And it's a lot of travels that they miss on him, but I don't want to sound like a hater. It's a lot of them I've been watching film for fucking weeks now. It's a lot of travel Because if that's the case and again, I'm not I think the nicks are an amazing team I think they're well-constructed team. We talked about when y'all got OG. I like that OG pickup. I like bridges I just like the gritty nature of the team. Yeah, right, but Mike Brown deserves a ton of credit for putting on a coaching clinic I think these teams are really evenly matched like and I think that I think the coaching is just is the tipping point to that point I'm gonna show a question if Pop I say pop of itch the next might have got so if pop of itch is coaching this first team I wouldn't say that but if these coaches team what's what do you think the series is right now? You still you're still dealing with young players Yeah, so I think which means you got an overcoach. It would be a little bit it would be closer, but I don't think it would be swept I think it would be two two. I think it's three once first coach coach and could get you a win Coaching you get you a win, coach. You should have 120. See, but this is what I keep saying After every game and this is how I know homeboy is not only getting out coach But he probably ain't doing the most coaching over there after every game He keep telling the team y'all look better than them Y'all have decided each of these games or you have to do is play normal and you should win and then the very young team goals in the pressers Says that which says to me Well like after this last loss 29 point loss Biggest in fucking play on and playoff history and and Stephen Castle again comes out with Coaches telling us we have decided each of these games well, duh. You've decided each of the games No, the coach decided these a bunch of these games, so like I'm not going to take nothing off the players Bro, I've been watching basketball a long time and I was watching them shoot threes shoot threes shoot threes and Three pointers when you miss Yield to long rebounds which you lead to transition easy buckets for the nicks Which is the last thing you want to do is speed up the game when you up 30, but that's where I was going If you telling them or or you got to do is be yourself and you'll be fine Then that means you're not coaching against all of these mistakes that are being made. Yeah, you're not making their mistakes They're a mistake. They are young immature Cocky arrogant type of mistakes when when he was doing all that I'm in your head. I'm in your head I'm like, that's cute when you up Yeah, but you can't be that guy and then miss two free throws at the end. That's sure which by the way Oh, and he's you. He's 85% from the line. My girl is like damn. He never miss. That's tired Which goes back to coaching because when you up 30 take him out the game and let him chill You need fresh legs. Well, he needs better conditioning. Yeah, he does he needs better condition about him before I said that before the series And he needs he needs a weight room He's got a lot of weight It looks different. Oh, seven four, but he's a lot. No, it's gonna take time. It's gonna take time It reminds me of young Yannis when Yannis came or even young um, KD. Yeah, KD was basketball That's a good idea. My thing is this like like well, no because if he stays KD then he's gonna have a hard time in his career He needs to bulk up and KG really both of them are asking you know that it's just so many And I want to take it out from the nicks because I don't give a fuck if my team won by 0.003 points We want get the fuck out my face. You can't take another one I know I'm just saying but when you watching these games and you just seeing the level of Not a thing. Yeah, it's three to one. Yeah, when you just watching the mistakes like, you know Dianne Foxe play point guard your whole life. You get this still y'all up one Run around bro He what he said in the press conference was and I agree with you. He should have done that what he said is he could he couldn't see Oji coming coming from it was in his blind side and so I you can that's the point I mean if you have a wide open lane. It's not crazy But if there's somebody else there's a line open lane. No, he should have run it out. I'm agreeing with you I'm just crazy to make it look. I don't say y'all because I'm not shitting on them. The truth of the matter is none of them Have ever been there with the exception of OG who won one Maccale been there and they lost for straight and they went up to z See that's an excuse because for me you played point guard your entire life You've been playing this game since you was seven to eight so situation on basketball from a point guard's perspective It's a mental situation of basketball changes in situations true. Them lives are bright. Yeah, so look As a point guard and that is an all a second team all NBA defense defender of the year. That's right there Yeah, he said he couldn't see it. That's what I'm saying. I know that it's a bad decision But he couldn't he said that wasn't his only bad decision because right after that he fows out Alvarado when he's about to go back court he fows him. Yep. OG is his man on the on the on the tip in me was tipping plate So there's nobody box now all them young boys is under the jumping as high as they can But you got this long athletic nigga with a running start Nobody no box and nobody there Yeah, it's chances are pretty good And why are you going to double Jalen Brunson with this seven foot five dude over there who you like your chance from the basket, right? So I wasn't even mad at that. He made a lot of mistakes But they know Joe nothing good for the spurs because after every game You arrogant fucks just why you think niggas is throwing eggs at y'all at the hotel That's why let's go chat. Don't champion. Yeah, that was I don't champion that but you in and listen you in New York You in New York somebody's gonna do some stupid throwing an egg at Wimbee. That's great. Nick Nick and I hate to praise him. It's crazy Up three one y'all won. There's a good shot. And y'all won't say that if they go downtown in Tony on somebody get hurt Y'all I'm gonna don't don't encourage no fucking violence my nigga that's your day funny. I don't think I'm gonna encourage you Good for y'all you said good for y'all Yeah, like relax now he didn't shoot at him. I'm done. I'm done with chariot. You know, you sound crazy We already said he shouldn't be hit with eggs. What are y'all arguing? Oh, you said good for you. So what? He should be hit with a Sand was I think all is the air and fuck all is the air and fox talk I think Wimbee's actually getting let off the hook for missing those two free throws It seemed like the more people focused on him. Oh, he's getting let off the hook for a lot I've just said Wimbee to me as a leader this team and like you said if he's doing this a lot Needs to be had a little bit more accountable. I get the the air and fox thing But to me if you talk about superstar superstar missing two free throws in the club in the clutch And game two throwing the ball to a teammates back. Yeah, those are two I mean you could honestly make a case those are two games that this first could have won two games Just based on Wimbee's mistakes in the last 10 seconds of the game You can make any case you want to make with longs we up longs you want Three pointers it was one point where he shot a three got the rebound didn't reset the clock to get a better play Shot another three all these are mental mistakes being made and this is where your coach settles these 20-year-old 20-year-old boys from making these mental errors right then. That's why experience is important I'm not disagreeing with you again the nicks are winning the nicks are a hell of a team I don't want to take nothing from them but the three one shit could easily be three one the other way Sure Hey, well, what do you want from me buddy? I when the game ended I could hear the screams from New York, bro, right? I was loud outside. I can hear everybody screaming And I was silent at quiet as a church man like I didn't I was like in a state of shock yes for Probably ten minutes. I could tell because I texted you after the game you didn't even talk shit. You're the stadium I was in a shot like I said nicks fans have seen this movie before But not like this on this stage not like this with with with this at stake not like this to turn it up like that Don't do that when when bridges is off sham it is off deuces of the people you rely on at home are off gone that now now what you're gonna do Hey, the reps they not calling it now what you're gonna do like Doge you could say what you want about the nicks them niggas persevere their mental toughness is on a different level They just they play they play hard y'all and that was fucking broadway Theater yep, if you could dog. Oh, you got sign fell to me. He can't he can't believe it Larry David when Josh Hart missed the layup we got him a
Risca in there, Taylor Swift, we got to make noise for Jordan Woods, who brought the fucking, that's how much of a fan I am. Game three, when we lost my girl, because I don't keep up with this shit she said. Bay. They say it's because Jordan didn't bring her Lucky Clutch. Like, yo, what the fuck are you talking about right now? Jordan has a Lucky Clutch that she's been bringing to every game and they've been winning and she didn't bring it to the game through, you know what, baby, do me a favor, go on the wrong, shut the fuck up. Go on the wrong, you'll shut the fuck up. And game four. She had the clutch. They showed a picture of it and I'm such a bitch. Bay. Bay. She's got the clutch. She's wearing it. I believe in that. All I do, all I shit. Jordan came, you can't bring the bags. All right, now the Lucky Bag is back. They in my DM saying tell Joe stayed a fuck out of Madison Square Garden. You okay? They should be telling Trump to stand and do it. When Joe, no, because it's been a wrong long run and Joe, no, no, I don't. Joe goes to. They lose. They like, yo, tell them stay the fuck out of the garden, yo. No, fucking ESPN children stand earlier. John Stewart is every time he goes, there's a lot. Oh, really? Really? Yeah, John? Yeah, John. They've won with me in the building. Yeah, in the place. I know the fans just think I'm a jinx or whatever, but Trump's only one, no, right? So if they, if they invite them back, what do you do? He not coming back. No, he's talking about game six. Really? Him coming back? Yeah, everybody wants to be in the building when he win the championship. He got to talk about game six. That's where I'm bringing it up. Trump is a New Yorker be like, and he and our sisters. And so he definitely want to be there. He's talking like the person that wouldn't come because he didn't come. He wouldn't come. But the next to win, in spite of having a owner that made this all about him, having a mayor that made it all about him and having a president that made this all about them. Like, there's so many people that I just don't think of Nick fans at all that it's just fucking having a say in what the team looks and feels like. Like, when that blow I was happening. I was like, please get us back to San Antonio. Well, I'm sorry. San, San, New York, San, San, San, San, New York City because the nicks are in a construction. The nicks are in a book, but, but deep in and that, the nicks throughout the whole playoffs, the fans have traveled. Yeah. We can't get in New York. We can't afford to get in New York. It's cheaper to go out there. The nicks fans are traveling. I don't see the advantage in, in, in the home court. I wouldn't have been all the way scared of Dana Lawson. We go back to, uh, San, uh, San, uh, San, New York City 22. Are you going? No, I'm not going. I just read. I just read some shit. I got a 55% of the tickets or 45% of the tickets are bought by New Jersey and New York residents for the San Antonio game. It's less distractions. It's New York fans. It's not your family and friends that you got to get tickets for, even though this might be different because now it's closed out time. Right. So now you may be flying some people out there to celebrate with you when you close. It's still not safe. And how poetic would that be closing the finals and winning the championship in the same building that Becky Hammond Jersey is in the rafters after the small guard ship that she said that's been carrying on. Oh, that poetic, how poetic with that, how poetic would that be the 99 finals spurs one game one game two we won a game three spurs one game four and five. How poetic would that be the mirror that exact same, exact same is so much this poetic right now. I gotta tell you, Joe, if, if there's no more perfectly New York way to win a championship after everything New York's been through and what New York means to watch this team win the way it's run when all those games get their ass kicked, you know, for half a quarter, come back historic, come back. Last second, Tipper, the, the players, the characters, the personalities, all the corsets, shit, all these side storylines, I mean, if you're, this is how New York should, it's like a movie. Yeah, it's like a movie. I think it's a great way to win. I don't want them to win, but if they do, it's a great way to see it. I agree with all of them. Yeah, now we got to see what we got to see what a parade looks like in New York City because all of these watch parties and the celebrations, I cry at every one of them. Every one of them I see, I'm crying at the, at the togetherness of the town right now. Mona, Joseph, we can go to the parade, so if it's on a workday, we good. She probably just coming from setting up the parade. She ain't been here about for 10 minutes. I was waiting for it. I was wondering why you only asked me where I watch the game, man. Would you watch the game? No, I'm happy for New York. That was the big deal. Like, I know, I know enough about sports to know that they never won anything. Yeah, ain't been shit for a decade. I'm glad Avery Wilson got to sing the, uh, sing the national anthem again. He did better this time, too. I think, oh, no, he absolutely went, a lot crazier this time. He went crazy this time. Yeah, he went a lot crazier this time. Yeah, but he could say, yeah, so I'm glad he was there during halftime and we was getting blown out. Negative Wu-Tang playing all that shit. I'm like, yo, how the fuck we performing like this and cream is on. Yeah. Like, how do you perform like this here and needs joints? And sure enough, man. We'll take a say the day, man. All wool games. Jordan got the flu game. New York got the Wu-Tang TV. It makes sense. It makes sense. Yeah, we killing you. I'm sorry if you tied, if you tied to me now, you better not listen next week. I got a, I got us clothes and this shit out in the next few days. I do. We could stick a fork and all that, uh, seeing Antonio shit. That boy Harper is so nice. He's nice. You pull on. He is so nice. He's the only person attacking the basket. He's so nice. You take him out the fucking game. Thank God. Thank God. It's so many coaching errors that have been made. Our hands are so full. We're gonna use them. And one's damn it. Every play and not calling. God. Take him out the fucking game. Like, come on, though. Thank the Lord. At some point, you got to take accountability. He's getting his ass kicked on the coaching and he's doing mad stupid shit, bro. Next year, they will work through those things. I bet. Yeah, me. No. The team is young. Sometimes. Sometimes, uh, like, uh, we'll bounce that. You need to, you need to feel a heartache and pain. You do. Sometimes you need some kind of motivation. Yeah. It helps. You went through that. Yeah. These little young fucking nigga the fuck out. The fuck you thought these young niggas was about to do. That was y'all that was scared of them. We're not okay. See. So don't do that. We're not the fucking thunder nigga. It's a beautiful day over here. Ain't no lightning in sight. Who the fuck did y'all think we were? I kept trying to tell y'all all that. Oh, the winner's coming on the West, all the new West and the finals. Suck a dick nigga. What the fuck are y'all talking about? Stop playing with us, man. Young fucking pucks. Go read about to get beat by some niggas that's wet behind the ears. Just experience fucking puberty. The fuck you talking about. You think it's 19. They just started playing a long season. Somebody's niggas ain't got proper shapeups. Don't know how to watch they balls and ass. The fuck you thought they was going to do against a niggas name. Oh, gee. Make it make sense. Fox. Yeah. That is car town's 10 plus years. Brunson. Don't want every way he been. Stop. What did you think was going to happen? Niggas tasted the fucking the fucking account bin. What did you. I just don't know what you thought was going to happen. I said on a few pods to go know what old niggas understand better than young niggas and that'll just forever be the case youth. There comes a point where it comes back to bite you. Like that's just sound smooth all it. Hey, we don't know what we don't know when that's working to our advantage because we've never experienced it. Sure. Until you run into something in life where you either need experience or you need to go and talk to somebody who has something. Because this is beyond you now. It's greater than you now. And that's what it looks like when the nicks play them and I'll wrap this up because I don't want to nick these people to death out there. The nicks are playing with a pain that precedes. The spurs. When they the current spurs. Because I don't think this is the same classy organization that it was. These is these not at all. I think it is. You would have never heard Malik Rose sound like this in the fucking shouting rose. No, I'm not saying any of them. Mario. Mario Ellie. Sean Elliott. Avery Johnson. Fucking robber. A pick a spur. There would never be a time. Okay. So it's pop. It's that's the spirit. The spurs or as an organization. I keep telling it wouldn't play the fucking card to the music. These are young. That's interesting. These are the young spurs. They pop in it. You made a good point. I still think it's a classy organization, but I think you're right. I think they're not keeping the music. They're in a new era of whatever that looks like for them and it looks very different from the pop of it. You know, I still have yet to give the opponent respect. They saw your name even read 48 laws of powers. Nobody needs to keep winning. They respect y'all. Yeah, they do. And they say they have a very healthy respect for who y'all are. How y'all got here? And if they dismiss you, it certainly ain't going to be in front of these fucking microphones. That's right. Just a real smug attitude from eunigas. And y'all will go on to dominate at some time, because y'all are good. Y'all on the rookie college track two years ago. Y'all are. Oh, yeah, listen. Yeah, they got the hands full out of us with these young boys. I think they think that and I think once they get rid of Fox, with all that money they owe him and build around the rest of the team, they're going to be fine. But as of right now, the mix of playing with a pain that comes way before you guys were born before your parents fucked. Jalen's dad was there in 99. Look on the sidelines. It's not just the celebrity old time rnix this there nigga. It's regular nix all the nix.
Yeah, every next every day there's a and there is a pain there's a look on each one of their faces because they understand this is 53 years of some shit you young boys is just hyping on a roll That's cute and two and eight Go next man next and five next and five I ain't gonna beat y'all damn man And now it's time for my favorite part of the show Spies now being up three one on the bum ass niggas. What the fuck is you talking about these niggas that y'all told me was tough Aliens and shit, huh foxes lions tigers and bears fuck these niggas And I hope they have a good summer enjoy your can cool enjoy the mucks get back to that Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got nothing Yeah Only spur I like it's flying If it ain't that fuck these niggas man. Yeah, you hear me. Yeah, he's a call He trying to shed the champagne social shit you got who makes a flying We got it. I don't even say it was a plane to be I thought it was like a private jet is up. What is a flying expert? 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Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm talking about just if you've been rolling with the nicks Whatever the sprints have been if you just say I like the nicks you up now you want to you up you up quite a bit a flying spurs a Bentley All right the NBA finals are here, but the action does not stop when the confetti falls and the NBA crowns a champion Because it's a star studded scorching summer of sports women's basketball is heating up and baseball is right there in front of you We've also got the world's biggest soccer tournament on American soil and the first ever MMA fight on the White House lawn So please make sure that you're picks for all of these events and more this summer are done on price picks America's number one sportings picks app Price picks is really easy and simple to play All you have to do is select two or more players look at their projected stat line and pick more or less for your chance to win big We are going with the ish loser picks of the week Champaigney for more than seven and a half field goal attempts Devon Vaso for more than 13 points Jalen Brunson for more than nine rebounds and the sis and Dylan Harper that fucking good ass dude for more than 14 and a half points Don't forget if you listen out there now is the time now I need you more than ever. Don't just go on price picks and do your thing I need you to type in that JBP Don't forget that promo code renegotiations is right around Right there is very important. I know some of y'all is out there spending and not using the code It would really help a lot if you just typed in those three letters JBP that's it So do that right this second and you will get $50 instantly when you play your first $5 line up Only on price picks the official partner of the NBA Uh really quickly uh who is the finals MVP if it ends today. Oh, jeep. Oh jeep Uh Oh jeep and I'm going jalen still. No, oh jeep. Oh jeep for sure I wouldn't be mad if they gave it to OG because he had 28 and 30 right the last two games. Yeah Something like that. The first two wins call any tells us the MVP and he's doing an excellent defensive job I'm happy to go a lot of directions. But I think they'll give it to Jalen for Carrying them the entire time the season. I would cuz jalen hasn't This finals has been difficult family. They've been on his ass bro. It's you But the last that's why I want to let him go to the middle they've been veering them to the side the whole They just gonna let him start going to the game. Well game one. They don't win until the Bronson burner is affected in the fourth quarter Last game. He was the only one keeping him afloat in the second quarter I think he has 17 in the second quarter and then he turned up with OG in the fourth. So I mean these last two games where he's had 30 points in both I could just the numbers are there enough for nobody to have a problem if jalen gets it if OG gets and I'm not mad Best 200 million ever spent best there's a lot of fuss about his 200 million dollar contract best 200 million ever spent I'll tell you that he got absolutely robbed for first-team old defense He got absolutely robbed for first-team old defense All right y'all enough about basketball. There's a lot of really important things going in the world We're quarter to park as are we exactly this silver but goddamn. Yeah. All right, so let's get to the more serious topics y'all Rick Ross flew commercial oh This week poor guy stop the press yo for real. I'm hilarious. Did you know did y'all see y'all been following his hullabaloo? I have yeah, unfortunately Rick Ross was getting clapped. First of all, the video is going on. You see in the video where you got his towel over here And he tried to make it seem like he's hiding It seemed like he was hiding. Oh, he was definitely hiding from the front team but it didn't seem to me like he was hiding because he was taking that's what I'm saying a commercial flight You know what they get like he was hiding because he's at the gate of a commercial flight And y'all be wanting a hour ahead of time. You don't want them to be weird at the hate if y'all really have a conversation about it Everywhere then they look at you weird when you sit two seats away from them like now fuck you up And I'm putting my book back next to you and I'm digging in here to get the chips and headphones and my phone charger and whatever I need Fuck you about to do about it and I'm reading the paper and fucking making noises with the fucking and putting it in there But it's nothing to be weird over there. No, so listen if I'm being courteous if I'm at fucking gate 39 If gate 37 38 is a little empty. How's it over there to be away from y'all? But if I don't feel like it but you like a commercial Yes, Mark, I'm flying commercial. Hey, now again. I got you when it's emergency not just depend on that quarter looking like Hmm, you know sure flux away. I don't make enough to fly private every single time I fly But I also don't fly a bunch So if I take I'm gonna take a vacation a year. I'm gonna fly private So I noticed we got a big big big name in all my business deals. I'm baking in I was about that. So you flying for a ticket? I bake it in Well, there's with no no no no no no no slow down see see Because that's the other thing we're flying private once you start checking out the planes and shit I know the planes I like and the planes I don't Like they try to get you to buy this plane and get you there really fast. Make it. I ain't trying to get to your first I'm trying to buy that on my bitch and cozy and chill so the planes you could stand up in on that G4 G5 And the planes I like cost a little bit. Okay, so on my eliture, for instance. Yes, I'm talking about And you will I'm flying commercial down. I'm flying private back. You can't really impress up with the you know, man Yes, it's okay. I know what you mean Yeah, y'all I can't even see a time like it's just a waste of that for me I just don't like besides needing to do it because you're this uber store You know what I mean like Beyonce can't get on commercial right no matter it's gonna be ridiculous, right? I just can't see I just seem like a waste to me You know what I mean unless if my fame is at that point where it is safer for me like it's I don't have no other option Okay, cool. I don't I don't plan on getting that thing but when you when you when your tax bracket is so crazy that It's just a write-off for you fly private This also the environment all the same is taking 10 million dollars 20 30 million dollars from you And instead of him taking 10 million he gonna take 9 million 800 thousand and 70 Also, I don't want to be that guy It don't cost a lot to buy a jet No, it costs a lot to fill if you'll be the money of course a lot to maintain it and the maintenance yeah So for the service the engine checks fucking the gas The staffing to park it buying a jet is the easy part Maintaining it is what's gonna cost you that's the most what's gonna cost you anyway. Yes. I'm flying Yeah, that shit started getting to I ain't there is tax time. Yeah, I'm not I'm not doing that shit But I'll tell you one thing ask somebody that has flown private a little little tiny bit It's tough going back to that regular report. Oh, I get it. It is tough going back to that I flew that little plane y'all let me fly in in time and it's not They gave me it was like value jet put a mark in Ian show Get got him a jet the buffalo and I keep trying to get them on the show going docs with the money the fans wanted Yeah, no that's the thing about puncture out You can get a joke. I believe in the talent He said it docs be late. Oh Think about it. I don't even care about me and lay Mona be late and don't even tell you nothing then that you just walk it All right, anyway, so so back to what we say So no, but on that look I get it because like the flight was cool, but just the convenience of
of like going right to the plane. I haven't talked to people, nobody's bothering you. Walk up the steps, walk up the steps, and you just jump from the ride back home. It made life easier, and also your schedule, you ain't got to play your whole life around being at the airport at this time. I get to get there. - That's the best part about flying private. - Yeah, it's a schedule party. - Do they come with if I'm sending or you skip them? - No, it's a compliment. You get to skip the whole ordeal at the airport. Whenever you ready to leave, you just leave. - Yeah. - That shit was amazing. - Yo, we gonna leave it nine tonight. We gonna leave it 11 p.m. tonight. - That's the fight. - Yeah, my mind. - When we got there, they're like, whenever you guys are ready, you just let us know. It was like, "Right." - What? - And then like the next day, I was at New York Airport. - Mad is shit. Everything just seemed, and I got like clear in all that shit, but it just felt like I was the world's longest line. It wasn't that bad, but it just felt worse compared. - So poor. - Yes. - So poor, yo. - If I was gonna be the pan bus the way I did. - Yeah, honestly. - Yeah. - Whatever that last place was, I was traveling. I went to Houston, right? And it was something going on, so the airport was packed. And the podcast is doing great. So I, like they, is gonna always be one dude in there that spots me as soon as I walk in and follows me around. And he's always gonna be the most annoying dude. And he's always going to like fucking Jacksonville or somewhere a gate that should be far from mine. He on the line with me. I thought I avoided him. I got on the pre-check line. He there. I did go to pre-check clear. Got your nigga. He got cleared. - For me, I accidentally. - He followed me over there to clear. He go through, I go through. He go through. We on the line. He's like, "Hey, no buddy." Yo, what you're doing here? - One of those. One of those people. - Yo, what you doing here, yo? - Yo, I just want to say you're doing here. - Yo, I just want to buy sandwich. - Okay, man. - He said, "Yo, where you going? You living? Where you at?" I didn't tell him. Like that's personal shit that you asked me. I was like, "Oh, me and for vacation, y'all, y'all, y'all." So I shut it down. Walk through the thing. He right there behind me. Why you waiting for your shit through the conveyor belt? And the niggas that's watching for your belongings back there, they really doing a due diligence now. So you waiting. You're back. It ain't coming till 90 bags. And it's getting crowded and congested over there. He got mad time to talk to you. He's like, "Yo, man. I'm the hangar on line, Joe. I'm the bride you flying with us." Oh, I hate that. Why are you even flying in the airport? You don't fly private. I said sometimes, but in my head, I'm like, "It's because of you." It's only because of you. It's only because of this guy that you fly private. - Mr. Jacksonville. - When you fly private, you don't see them. You don't see them at all. You see Gary Vee, LeBron Wife. You don't see none of them. - I think people just count on people to fly because it's crazy. He's like, "Why do you deem that Rick Raw is supposed to always fly?" - No, the funny part with the Rick Raw shit is he shitted on niggas for flying. So that's why they started attacking them, like, not you, my niggas. He's got a bar about niggas who don't fly private, so you can't. - So being that he has that bar, he can never fly commercial gear. - The rappers should be talking, man. - Why is me saying that, that's the coming, but he was talking, "He's a rapper." - That's today's fans. They're trying to hold rappers today, lyrics. - Oh my God. - Yeah, yeah. - The podcast of where it's ridiculous. We just be saying shit. - Rick Ross looks so depressed to be flying with y'all junkies. The niggas put a wet towel over his head to avoid some of the poverty that's in these airports. - Also, he's still a big nigger and big niggas need towels. Sometimes wet, if it's hot outside, and niggas sweating. - But here's Ross, one of Ross's explanations of why he was traveling that way. - For the ones who want to know where my jet at, obviously they didn't get the memo. It's being updated with Starlink. You know Starlink is? - Yeah, bro. - That's the half for me and all the Wi-Fi. Yeah. That's where my jet at. And I chose the flag commercial to Columbia, the gold party with trick daddy, and ball greasy at the escape, the states. Vibe. And coming from a boss, I gotta let you know how this goes. Where Ricky Rose, they take flights to six digits. I'm going to get some mongyan. They're mongyan. But don't you ever look down on no young hustlers who, if they walk in, if they ride a bicycle, if they ride on the train, don't you ever look down on no young hustlers going to get some money. Don't you ever talk about these jet-- - You get the jet. - Yeah. - I love it, bro. - He made a good point. - I love what he said, dude. - He know how to pop it. - Yeah. It's like, y'all sound stupid, clown niggas if you're not being in a, in a private jet. Um, I hate that. I hate the fact that it doesn't even like a scandal. - Right. - He was flying commercial. Like, who gives a fuck? And stuff, take pictures of people without permission and shit. Like, every time that happens to me, I run right down on people's, I never-- - Right, I shit is so good. - Corps and niggas like this, what y'all saying? What you ready to do with that? And people are always so surprised, but I'm just surprised that you're filming me, right? - Yeah. - And they get mad at you. - Yeah, they try. - They get mad at you. So my two people get mad until you put your chest on their chest and they'll be like, whoa! It's a drawing. - Yo, if you see me in the airport, don't say nothing to me, dawg. - So, the next person was like, I know you don't like it. - No, that's what they do to me. Yo, I know, yo, I don't, yo. I know you don't like this. I said, bro, that's not me, that's Joe. All right, cock the picture. I'll be like, yeah, come on. - But at six o'clock in the morning, my niggas at the airport, the last time-- I'm like, yo, B, it's two early, my niggas. - You telling that? - Yeah, I was just like, yo, Brian. It was at six in the morning. I take pictures all day, but not at six in the morning. - Can I tell y'all something? I've never really say no. - I'll say no. - Me and Joe had a conversation. It almost felt like, at first to me, it told me you had that little small conversation. It almost felt like it was like, ungrateful to say no to people because without them, this don't happen. - I feel like that. - But, I'm still a person. - Yeah, you still. - And I have to sell boundaries. If I never say no, I will never literally be able to say no. - See, I never say yes. - I know, that's what I mean. - Yeah, yeah. - Joe literally looked at me. - You barely ever say yes. - I was saying yes. - And was like, you take pictures with people and I'm like every single part. I've missed flights, take pictures with people. - That's true. - And the last time I was in airport and tears. And this guy walked up to me, and I know it's a JVP fan, okay? And he walked up mid tears. And he was like, I know you probably don't want to take a picture. But do you want to take a picture? And I took a picture and he still posted it with the tears. - Wow. - People just don't care. - They don't look for what you go through what you do. - Yeah, I don't never say no. - But Joe, walk me through your nose. - So. - Oh, it's fast. - It depends on the day. - I'm going to hold your spot. - Yo, I'm going to fast. - Excuse me. - I love you so much. I love your stuff. I've been supporting you since pumping up. Loving hip-hop every reality television show. I watch every episode of pie. - I'm not even able to hear about it. End of this. - Yeah. - You're not even standing there by the time you get this off. But rule number one is to never remain stationary. - Always keep moving. - I'm never stationary. - So you understand it? Wait for me. - Famous people shouldn't be stationary. - Oh, I didn't know that. - I thought people's nose not a famous face. My uncle had never had a job. - All jokes aside, he been doing a shift for 20 years. - What? - Before podcasts, all of that. I thought it was just because the niggas was trying to fuck him up. - A famous person. - I used to be walking out the closet. - That's part of it. - A famous person stationary is going to end up being a security risk. At some point. - That's a good answer. - Somebody's plotting on you. Somebody's seeing you. Somebody made a phone call. Somebody selling a friend. Somebody's coming out. Now you're attracting a crowd. There's just too much. When you're moving, then you're on your schedule. - So you walking to the plane? - Joe. - Nobody's doing that, the proper plane. - On the regular board. - This week, when you fight, I look. Joe, it's for my dying cousin. Let me get a flick. - No. - Just like that. - No. - I don't buy that shit. - Joe, let me get a flick. - My dying cousin. - You say no. - You say no. - Anybody out? - I think you need to pick a piece of that. - Do we got the vinyl? - Yeah. - But when you say no, if it turns into a full big session from a man. Like, come on, bro. I love you, bro. It's still flat now. - It probably makes it worse. - I say them be like, nah, not today money going really in the mood. But most times, he'll be like, no. - The yes should be, if I say yes, it's the courtesy. It's cause there's a special situation. Or if I say no to somebody, I'll probably always say no. Just off the reaction. But if you still sit in there and I catch you and we could sneak and do it, I'll do it. Like, I will take a pick. - Okay. - But I'm not taking all picks. Cause when you famous, no such thing as one pick. - No, it's not. - There's no such thing as one pick. - Then you're an asshole, you stand there still. - And you take one pick. - Yeah. - And now there's a locker. Cause now when you do that, the people that had no idea who you are. - That's not bad. - There's just one of those pictures. - There's even there. - Yeah. - That person will tell you, I bet people tell me, I don't know you, but everybody else. Like they'll say it. - And if you stand there long enough, one, nobody knows how to get the camera phone. Nobody knows how to just take a quick picture. Other day at the niggain, when I'm outside, young niggas out there, OG, or whatever they call them, "Yo, let me get a picture." They're young, so it could be a tussle. So I tell them, "Yeah." (laughter) Listen to the honesty. But they stand in still. They waiting for me to stop. Oh, I'm not stopping. - Right. - I'm walking. And if you want a picture, then come take it. He was trying to walk on me. He can't get to his phone. He babbling and his friends is like, "Yo, what the fuck are you doing?" I'm like, "Yo, you done there?" You get the fuck away from there. - No, no. - My friend took it, he came, he did it. But it got to be like a thing. - Yeah. - I get that. To people who don't know how to take pictures, what else happens? If you take enough pictures standing still, you're going to get the person that's FaceTime in somebody. - Oh.
Yeah, it's not gonna be pictures no more. It's gonna be you know can you speak to my cousin? Yeah, can you do a drop? Can you promote my mix? Hey, y'all got a t-shirt? No, I hate you niggas. Please get away from me I don't think I hate nobody more than morning. Can I get a drop real quick? I hate them I hate no drops and I don't I don't I don't know people's products like don't I'm not taking a picture with you I don't know what's in it, you know me. I don't I'm not promoting your company Because you will do this and they don't be more promote book that had that says you should murder I'm telling that all the time. Yo, can you promote my mixtape? Well, what's on it? Exactly. I can't promote your mixtape if I never heard it Right now. I'm just standing with you. That don't make sense. Yeah, I never had that. I'll just get the pictures I feel like that's a privilege and I feel grateful that somebody likes what you do enough to even want to take a picture with you I think that that's a blessing. So I don't say no But if you had talent in other areas, you would feel different about that. I do have talent Like if people cared about these fans. Yeah, he killed a house, but the family Yo, back to this flying private inverse shit. I'm not judging wrong actually wait a second I was I took so many private flight straight that when I went to Houston Commercial I forgot how to do it. I don't know if they know they changed your passport on you or something? Yo, though, the driver let me out of what I think is premium. I get out. It got to be the wrong door premier Yes Something to say premium We have a premiums that's why I go up to some shit None of them say premier. No, nothing wherever you drop me off Jamaican nigga talking about I go up to the thing with my bag thinking I'm somebody with a little first class ticket You talk about all right bag tag Now we have in the face off What bag tag and you ignorant too? Yo, you really a dick. Yo, I'm gonna lie. No, he was a dick. I'm premier This is at his goals, buddy. I'm gonna give you this bag You make you make you get what the fuck is supposed to go neck, but you didn't go like that this time So he like yo, give me the bag tag. I said yo, no, no, I'm business class You supposed to do that. He said no, you got to go get your bag tag I said where's the people that do this. I want to just give it to you and do it He said no, we don't do that here. This is bad dropple. I said, okay, so where is first class? He ain't really understand English. So yo, you go get the bag tag You got that bag tag deal. So now go and get the bag tag So now go get the bag tag But when I go get the bag tag I never got a bag tag unless we was going to Australia if we was going out of the country Then that's when you go look stupid up there. So I go up there to the thing. They say yo, give me a passport No, nigga like why do I have to take my passport out of the thing? So they say do you know your confirmation number now? I got a search for the confirmation number now. I got to call somebody over there to help me do this fucking shit here But I did get the bag and I went over there and I gave it to him You just forgot how to fly. Yeah, you know, that's what it sounds like. I never thought you like it's never I'm not supposed to get the bag tag He's supposed to get the back tag at premiere at anywhere No, no, no at the premier joint when you when you just get out the cap and they stand right there on a on a curb That's the one you talking about. No inside. Those are the niggas that want you to tip more than you would know They want you to tip a little more you would know you're hand number five So they have the people that's on the curb Yeah, they look at you like you crazy for $10 like Yeah, my shit might be a little broke when you get to where you go Literally, that's funny. We're stolen to go your bag is some shit. Yeah, anyway to the nigga, I stole your shit I press charges I press charges Mona, I went to South Carolina to see my family. I had a Louis Vuitton Duffel that I check and when I got off the plane in LaGuardia and got to the bag check the bag never came Because somebody took the bag they looked on the camera somebody took the bag Stolen and then I'm looking because I got to fucking find my whatever was in there to my speaker or some shit Whatever was in there. I'm search. I'm watching as you just go on town My favorite clothes I have some of my favorite shit You could well I had the large one the biggest yeah, excuse me. Sorry. I mean you should have put so but he's going to jail He went to jail. He bailed out. Why he went to jail. He bailed out I don't know if he beat the case or not because I wasn't following up on it. What the fuck makes you see that What makes you see a bag like that place like that and take it when you know where I can see you taking it Well, that was his thing. He had he had taken a few bags. Oh, that was that he's a bag But that's when I learned that You people that have your fancy bags the people that they think something is in that bag We're taking that back. We like our chances with you look you Louis Vuitton in the bag itself is worth enough Yeah, cuz I'm shit high. That's a nice man. If you get some nice jewelry something in that bag It's worth the job. Did you lose? Did you have important things inside? I really a couple clothes a speaker some headphones It was a quick trip down south. So I mean I ain't packed much but the niggas that be putting jewelry in their ship and cleats the nation Yeah, like those dudes that's terrible, Joe. Yeah, it's terrible. I wish I'd have seen them Huh you the 40 ought to beat the birds off that boy. I like that. I'd be the birds of them. I don't like nobody taking I see you grabbing my bag and then making your way to a taxi like what the fuck are you talking about? Taxi How far apart you think you're like the he just leave when he's on the camera. Did you just miss him? Cuz most likely he has somebody working with him. I don't know what that works there You know what the problem is and now and I'll say this in closing the problem is when you have a long walk From your landing gate. Yes to baggage claim Uh, and they just sometimes they'll throw the bags out quickly. There's no way for you to advocate there so the thief has some time I don't think they it should be like a period to allow you to get to baggage claim before they put the bags out and that doesn't always happen That's why I don't check shit. I don't have to. I hate checking shit But you let niggas throw away some cologne that you thought was the right side Paranoid yeah, you're right. Yeah, that's the same thing. I'm I check the bag just cuz I don't know the sizes that they allow and true what they don't allow And I don't throw away good shit It's a bucket to people that shit and then every like you know International some of these countries be dicks like one time I think I was coming from St. Thomas and So it's three ounces three point four ounces. So most of the clones fit and Coming through there. Bro, they only allowed three point four ounces cumulatively My girl left like mad like $70 she was mad as I think it was one plastic thing and said all your shit got a fit and it's one thing Or you got to leave the rest of that shit We probably left like two three hundred dollars worth of shit Maybe more than that work the shit there because every country's different So that's why I check bags that's a good one. It's I don't want it's like TSA is legit Probably the worst part for me and they're dick hits like even coming through with that tummy tuck Like you know, you go through the join and if they alert something you have to get the hand pat down right of course I'm gonna get alert because it's too good body like You gonna get alerts with that body I'm like, it's no keys in the back is just ass, but no seriously sitting now when you come through the TSA join and okay I'm gonna alert because I had dreams for like a week after so of course I'm gonna alert a drained ugly shit out when they shut up They did that when they when they do the pat down The ladies like you know I have to pat you now you know, they show you on the thing We want to touch you at and I say to her listen. I try to get a cheap surgery says something keep it real I'm cut up. You gotta be careful This bitch really may help to me did the real search and it's painful. She see me wins it She's still going to start yeah, it's so funny on the next flight the next person legit sheet pat me down So on camera like she did her job in reality. She never touched me. It's like that's just like human thesis Yeah, but that's the thing about CSA. It's like they're they're nasty like I don't I don't run in the TSA They're not nasty unless they saying what's up? I let her do you want to JDP? What's up? Don't call me right girl? Yeah, I get a little more famous my offense the TSA but even that's corny when you think about it. They just nasty You don't mean like I gotta be famous for you to treat me like a human. It's crazy. I'll tell TSA Pop fans. She out to all be live You'll be doing your numbers. Yeah, y'all be looking out This is my first world problems Maybe it's in the problem for y'all, but Elon Musk how we get there from the Rick bros Yeah, we saw that Rick bros music. Oh, we got Rick bros music Yeah, we got Rick bros music. I ain't love now. Oh, love now. Oh, that song is fire Back to what we what you love it?
I need another bitch. I won't stop spinning. Go get another brick. She got on my plane and suck another dick. I spin a lot on my chain, so send a condiments. I took all the profits. You keep the compliments. Even on the empty stomach full of confidence. King of the city, let's build a monument. Her richer than niggas, go reek and find a prince. I love that line. That was a line I would have said on my comeback song. I had you rap niggas come rap for me. That was hard. Ross pop out sometime with a line that like a real rapper would say. He did that. He's a real rapper. That's what I mean. I ain't trying to respect Ross. He's smoking this shit. Who did this be out? I don't think it would be a song. Do we have press on his name? It's nephew. I'm not familiar with. This shit is giving me fucking a few niggas. A rap. This shit's giving me. No idea. This shit is giving me. What's my man bang with dash? This shit is. No, honestly. Now we asking the fucking room. Now we asking the real. We're the bitches selling pussy. Put the kids to sleep. Yo, what is going on? Where is y'all? This shit is so stupid. Yeah. I'm running with this shit. I'm not my feet quiet. Yeah. I'm the leaner. I'm cleaner. So the rain is no more. Yeah. You ain't got any more ain't no way to defeat us. You ain't got who we are. We got the devil you see. You ain't got no way. We're who ever follow you. You ain't got no way to defeat us. He smokes. Yeah. It's like. It's like. God damn. God damn. Them boys is going. Yeah. They rapping. That sounds great. That beat is crazy. I'm looking. I'm really looking forward to Ross's brother. Yeah. Me too. I'm looking for the T. I. Yeah. I'm going to see. And T. I. When you in New York, come this way, man. Where T. I want to talk to T. I. He's going to be wanting to talk to this shit is crazy. He is shitting on the fly commercial on the song. It's only only fucking private jets. Yeah. But I'm not mad at that. Yeah. You got to live your reps per se. It's just bad time. Nobody ever does. Nobody. Yeah. Whether you fly commercial or private do do depend on the destination. Some places you can fly commercial there. You can fly commercial there. It's no point. You're doing a lot. Like when I go down south to fucking Columbia, South Carolina and land, you're not flying a private. You're not taking a private jet. You're being dumb now. Yeah. You're going to look dumb, even landed in. Columbia, South Carolina, even though the trombie don't that shit, but that's strong. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He has to. There's annoying when he do it. When he land on the private thing, everything shut down. No cars could go on the exit road for hours. It's a cluster. Completely closer. Anyway, shout out to Rick Ross, man. Look at that. That record is absolutely nuts. Anything else in new music? What else happened? Not a ton. I got a Jesse Rasmus album. It's a lot of break up songs as you can't wait. Yeah. Can't wait. I have yet to hear it. But people are telling me he's. Yeah. It's some good shit on there. Money long has got a record on there. Who the fuck? Can we play that? Yeah. Let's play the money long record. I want to hear that. I love money. And I love my R&B when you're a fresh break off. It's a nice one. Yeah. This is eight years. Ain't you tired? Work. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Everything you've ever wanted, I've got it. And everything you've got, it's what I need. Everybody, been through shit, they've been fighting. I'm talking to the angel, tired of saying something like that, tired of resisting what's meant to be a baby right here. And I'm gonna find love, love, love. Yeah, tired of saying something like that, tired of resisting what's meant to be a baby right here. Get back to body. Get back to body. Get back to body. It's about Count K, she's the anchor. A ghost of your accent to heart hurt. I wonder if she knows. You think of me when you're with her and the chief, baby. I wish you would. Right now. Let's go money. Ain't you tired of being a baby. I'm calling back my energy. I got it. I see what they're going with that one. Yeah, home's a bunch of break up songs. I love that. A whoever broke Jesse Ray is hard at the time of time again. You did it for the culture, yo. And I love when she called her good home girl over money long. She's also been getting broken up with her man times. And they fucking shit on somebody on the same song. That's great. Yeah. Shit, why are we on it? My girl, one of my favorite artists in the world, Ombre put out a little break up record. Okay. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Money from doing well. Ask me if I move. Don't have yet. I wish we could go to hell. And I can't describe what I'm feeling inside. But every time you call me, let me tell my thing about you. Hey, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I get chills in a worst way, babe. Hey, it's how you come from. Maybe I don't need a clue. What are they? It's like a bitch that I can't scratch. Shit. You have me fucked up. I love the time you're the true. Don't really care about you. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I should know I see what time. Now that I'm looking back, it was all bad. It was all bad. It was fucked up. No, I want to get through the bridge. She smoked this bridge all up. Oh, no. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I take you, baby. Yeah. I'll save you. Say it's my fault, baby. You're the ending. Try to confess me that it wasn't over. It wasn't all bad. All bad. All bad. All bad. Brand new arm, great man. It's wrecked. It's called go to hell. That sounds great. I love this. That is offer her project. That is do out. I want to say sometime in July. It's wrecked. It's hard. That's fine. No, that's fine. No, that's absolutely. What else? What else? What else? Blast dropped album? Yeah. Oh, no shit. Blast dropped is album labor of love. I'm halfway through. Good vibes on there. Sounds good. Oh, let me give them a little something. Let me give them a little something.
Taking the West Coast for a minute for my man blast friend of the show Don't take life too serious when you gon' let it go girl I'm just curious, curious and I'm finna hit a fool run You get hacked real, but I know you in a move for some I was thinking bout a road trip, you know that I got power baby We can get ghost, get go sit in the low, do some bullshit I put motion, call it emotions girl, I love when we slide Pick me up every time on a certain wee vibe Hey, even though we fussy we fine, we forget every time Wait a minute now I reckon it's called something bout it, that is blast That is all for blast, new album, labor of love and your phone and on DSPs right this second again shout out to blast and hold West Coast, sounds good man, sounds good Is there anything else in new music that needs our attention, come on Olivia Rob Riego dropped, one of my favorite pop artists I haven't listened to it in time, it's a little more up tempo I was curious why we were talking about pop of beer Why we were talking about pop of beer? Yeah, I like pop so much The producer, pop of beer He's a pop pop pop, could you pop please Joe's music? Olivia Rob Riego, pop music, yeah pop me, got it got it got it Okay wait to listen to it, I haven't finished it It's like them pop bitches Sometimes, sometimes They'd be fire You being else listening to pop music? We know you like, sometimes Actually we already know about you before I used to like pop like TRL days, remember? Sure Of course it's daily, that's my nigga, I fuck with pop back then Okay What's so funny? Go ahead, what about them? I'm done, I'm done I've listened to the whole, I haven't listened to it yet All right that's what we have in music, let's see what else, what else, what else, what else Mona, you know my man is on you right? That's the money in the building, the bigger money, what else do you think? Yo, yo The one I asked you about Yes, yes He hit me back because he ain't really know, he ain't really aware of who you were in all that I love that, he didn't know I was No So he don't have an Instagram or nothing He do but he ain't really He own posts He, but he overdo the life Okay But then, oh he got a girl No, no, no, no I know that dude Oh yeah, he has another life Wait, wait I thought that meant bricks I thought that was fun But that ain't gonna stop you, you ain't no girl's girl He just fucked them nigga First of all, shut up No girl's girl Any women that call themselves girls girls are horrible people That's what I'm talking about, I don't say that You're a fuck that nigga that got a girl Oh, she ain't rock like that y'all I don't The real reason why I don't do the sidebitch is Because I'm so like, it's for you I can't deal with that I can't call you at a certain time And I can't I don't need a brown one I love when he says Playing second, but I can't call you I can't say, sir, she's too I'll bump it to you With a bitch I'm supposed to not say nothing like that Like I ain't doing it I've done that bend the sidebitch In my 20s but like Oh no, you're not gonna bump in us Oh boy, oh please Oh she didn't do it We don't even hang out in the sink She did the beginner level Sidebitch You're never gonna see us Trust It don't matter But even if you saw Have you been around Look at the pro, look at the expert Look at my man Look at my man Look at my man You got all the information When you FaceTime man, 11 p.m Talk about yo, you got topics What? You see He gets topics for the sidebitch After midnight yo, Mona was like, you ready for the tomorrow? We got work Oh, Mona You don't get off the talk If you don't stop FaceTime and Mona Yo, so when you see in the nigga With his main work and yours decide What? The main was looking right that day And you had this hair That's never happened to me But this period Bitch called me approach me Or whatever I hold you down Like lying on it Like even if it's like a thing Like if I knew, I'm like, I don't know Even sometimes if I'm surprised about Because that shit turns into some old other shit A woman called you, I wanna come at you Like a woman or whatever they say Yeah, come with me Whatever It's never enough Whatever you tell her, give her, it's never enough So then now you got this enemy Because she watching you You know what I mean? It's like You keep fucking with the nigga after that? What? When Like if the main girl approached you Do you just cut it short from there Or you just keep fucking with him Even if you still hold it down It depends But the time I remember the most is I think I thought this guy was Fucking way ahead of wife And I stopped fucking with him Because I was so shocked Like I didn't know You know what I mean? You ain't always involved at all I ain't know nothing And it was my first time dating the older guy He was like 45, 50, I was like 21 In the main star checking your page No, that's before pages out In the main The main was a lady named Bones from Babe Rook And she says she's going probably That's what she said I'm gonna shoot you bitch When I find you In the main star stalking your page But the first joint she sees The comedy joints I got work Oh, I got this bitch Dead to right Why can't I be the same? Got her I can't be the same bitch I got this recognizable voice My fuck won't know who she would just hear my voice So I'm in the background Anything like that I'm just not with it I know me And I want to avoid me losing my temper And beating somebody up or doing something And somebody so A lot of fucking men When I know Bitches might not never foot Never do anything no gangster shit Let you fuck them in And then she is super gangster spy bitch High in front of the apartment Jumping out of fucking doors and shit Like a ninja Let me tell you something If you see Mona If she see you all And you out with your main girl And she on her way to comedy Show your main girl Better go get in the car bitch Mona have that shit on If she going to a comedy show If they book Mona And she see y'all out, boy Your bitch better hide in the closet nigga Mona got that shit on If she has a show that day Mona if your money man Don't work out My barber is trying to highlight you for a minute Tell me you got a good job He owned the shop We're part of the city shopping He owned the busier part What? He bailed out He owned the busier part He owned the busier part He owned the busier part He owned the busier part He owned the busier part He owned the busier part He owned the busier part What? He owned the busier part He owned the busier part He owned the busier part What? He owned the busier part He owned the busier part He owned the busier part - What are you talking about, you wanna get rapper rich friends? - Who me? - No, none of my friends want you. (laughing) - No, nobody's there. - The real joke and everything, he doesn't have friends. (laughing) - Got you, I told you I'm about to elevate a ride job. - I'm talking. (laughing) - He think we can talk about shit about him. - No, I don't wanna be on the way. - Yo, you are narcissists for real. - I'm not a narcissist. - You know why he just said that. - Yo, nobody talks about you on the floor. - Yes, you're the only one here. - Wait, Joe, you think Niggas really talk about you? - No. I don't think of things. - No, I don't think of things. - Oh, no. - Yes, you Niggas have gotten in that elevator and spoke about Joseph Anthony fucking Jewel. - No, no, no, excuse me. - I got it, circle the trust, the blue, the blue. - I get it, I understand, the blue, the blue wall. - You serious? - There's a comrade, I'm dead, that's where the God is. - And he wrote, isn't it then he, me, me, me. - I swear to God. - Me and you, for a fact, have never had a type of conversation like that, most of y'all never had a conversation like that with me, but when I talk about Joe Biden, it's not an elevator. I'm not stupid, I get in the car. I got a hold to our right, I'm dog this thing whenever I-- - Wait, by the time I get to the second worst spot, my motherfucking mouth, white olives in here, I'm like, that's crazy, you think that Niggas-- - That's not crazy at all. Actually, working here and working with y'all has taught me exactly that that's not crazy. - You really hurt, you still hurt over that? - I'm not, you're not hurt, you're not hurt. - What happened? - Over that old shit. - But what happened? - Oh, okay, she really still hurt over that old shit. - They didn't, they wasn't an elevator there, they did that right in the park's room. They did that right in the park's room, kicked my bag in. - You Niggas getting it, y'all got privileged. Y'all do it in elevator. - I love it, I love it. - I'm not y'all, you're in front of the door. - Y'all do it walking to portions, parking like meatin' in front of a bins. - If Niggas did, Niggas might just wait and hold it for here for Patreon, and just talkin' to 'em like in front of your face. - That happens to sometimes. That happens more than-- - For me, that's a long time, man. - That's what you agree with me. - You don't know that people talk about that. - I said, if it happens, it's gonna happen here in front of your face. - If Niggas talk about me, oh, that's nice. - If y'all say y'all don't, that's peace. I don't believe that. I'm not sayin' y'all a lion, but I don't believe that. - You niggas be on the phone with it. - He like you, boy. - I talk about him. - How does being like me? - What do you talk about him even me? If we had also real shit, it would hurt-- - That shit you and Mark did on the rewind? - Oh shit. - We did on the camera though. - I'm gonna fuck Niggas, sound it rehearsed. It sounded like it was practice. - Where were we invented? - It sounded like it was some practice involved. - That's gonna be good. That's all it is. - You good? - I'm not a practice. - You good? - Is this no niggas that practice? - Niggas, I promise you. - I don't know. - I don't even practice. - Y'all are so offended that you think that, man. - You really think that? That's crazy. - The fact that you offended pisses me off. - If y'all knew everything I thought, y'all would be mad offended. - No, I would. - Well, I believe that. [BLANK_AUDIO]
- Yeah, see if we fucking pieces of shit. - You do believe me, 'cause you know I-- - Even if yes, we think that I would actually do something in here and get some situation where it's like I would leave here and be like switch up and act like something happened. You know? - I don't think you would, 'cause you've held down. - You wanna do that? - Well, I will. - Before I did it. - That's been your track record to host you now. - Well, anything, like anything-- - Even if it happened, you wouldn't do it. - Let me ask you all a question. 'Cause Mona might be making sense and you all might believe this stupid shit she told me. - How? - When y'all profile people, how much of a part does their career play in your assessment? - What do you have a profile for? - Yeah, very little. I don't wanna say a little. - Very little. - Very little. - Like if you were to, if we're pro-- Like Mona just said all that shit and it could've came from like the bottom of her heart. I'd stop listening at the first word and dismiss all of it a lot in part 'cause she's a comedian. - Oh, like that. - Oh. - And I believe that comedians by nature switch up in front of whoever the fuck they in front of because they're comedian. - That's the fact. - Oh yeah, I would say this is a lie. And I always say I'm fake too, but on some podcast shit. So if you profile and Joe and you say podcaster, you should take into account, I'm phoning. So that's what I was asking y'all. But we can move on. - You can't walk the whole fucking room. Anyway, what I was trying to say was that before I would something happens in here and I take it outside of here to handle it, I would come up here and fight with y'all. No bullshit, or at least step to you. Like, and I wouldn't call first of all, 'cause people really different on the phone and different on the camera. I would come up here and I was, it was fun. - I was just real listening to that. Like, I can see that. - That's the fact. - That's the fact. (laughs) - Yo, you said that. (laughs) - Like, yo, now that you say it and I have such a powerful imagination, I believe you. - It's nigga cornie. - That's the reason. - Get away from home. - But I would appreciate that over somebody fucking going to court on you doing some extra shit. I'm going to a blog or a gossip site or any of that. - These niggas was fighting in front of the Causierge. They wasn't even motherfucking. - I kill you, and then I kill y'all too. - But I'm gonna have to come out with that one day 'cause it's gonna keep playing around. - Any time I had a problem with somebody up here, I came on air and did it. I came behind the scenes to the face and did it. I ain't, I ain't sitting calling niggas on doing it. - Yo, you know what I meant to ask you 'cause I was home thinking about you for a minute. I'm gonna ask you this. Now that you have a Patreon, I promise audience, we get the topics. But now that you have a Patreon, do you ever regret not punching somebody in the face on your shit? - Yes. - I thought about that recently. - That's really how you think? - I thought I would do nothing. - The funny shit. - 'Cause he didn't punch somebody. - No, he didn't punch somebody. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - But he did that already. But he didn't have a Patreon. - If that would've been it. - Now that he has the Patreon and has more of an understanding of how it works, yeah. - But there's always tomorrow. - Your number, huh? - A little bit now. - Hey. (laughing) - Your checks are through that too. - Money changed you, y'all. (laughing) - Maybe it's the street thing. - Money ain't changed, y'all? - No. - No, we ain't getting enough. - I ain't got that. - If the money don't change you ain't getting enough. And then the day maybe it's the street thing, but to me, that's like telling. Like, what happens between us is between us. Even when we do all, like shit, that's all camera, we kind of play with it on camera. - I don't like that. - I don't like that. - I don't like that. - No, go away. - It's weird. - It's weird to shit. - He punched you and they go on camera. - I know his story. I'm more referring to the original thing about him and believe what I just said about I wouldn't do it. I don't even do that. I had to follow y'all on that, 'cause I don't believe in that. Everything I've cared, this is entertainment for the people. Everything on camera is our real life, y'all. My niggas, we ain't gonna do that. Y'all do that, all y'all do that, so. - We gon' go to dinner, y'all. - Especially you. - Yeah, who payin'? - You niggas, shit, the fuck niggas, projects, who payin'. Come on, topic, let's go. - So, break up etiquette. - Okay. - I'm listening, 'cause that's right next to be-day party. I'm confused. - Yeah, you wasn't here, man, wasn't here. - Okay. - You know why I don't fuck with my girl, this is why I don't fuck what. And this is me talkin' too much again. Anybody that's having a birthday party, or a birthday dinner, or a birthday shindig, or a birthday, anything, or anything that somebody we know is inviting us to, they send it to her. - Smart. - So now, I gotta go. - Yeah. - The people that know me and love me know that I'm not comin' to your shit. - Yeah. - Like, you gotta tell me, y'all, you better be it this year, I was probably, I was probably niggas. - I didn't know that. - Speak to you. - And if they tell her and send the flight, I never got a flyer from Parks. I forget too. But Parks, my man, that's why I bring it up. Rim sends the flyer to her. And now, you know the girl. - Okay. Anyway, so my good home girl was having a birthday party. She sent the flyer to my girl. So my girl, of course, the party is two days after the knit game. Oh, my girl made it an event. - Oh, we gone to the game. We gone to the party. We gone to, we gone to, we out. We out. Dope. I'm going. It's black tie. It's black tie. Speaking of, I have to go buy another black suit. - Suit? - What's up? - Suit. I need to go buy another black suit. Too many people is popping up with these black ties. I haven't been to the last five black ties in this suit. - Okay. - It's the same suit. I mean, that's not the worst, though. - And ain't the worst because the black suit kind of, people won't know. You want to have to get a hold of that type of suit. - Yeah. - You got like, you could tell. - Oh, if you got some shit on it. - Yeah. - It says that one in Lapelle, like, it's the thing. Like, nigga, you done been here. - You should get a plane one. - For the last few years. - God, it's definitely gonna be better. - But I have more black suits, but they don't fit anymore. - No. - Low baggy, huh? - Hello. - Hello. Hey, I got more. I could put on, guess what, audience? They don't fit. - But that's good. When you got smaller, you could take your time. - I'm on it. I'm a bitch. - I am, yeah. But anyway, so we go to my homegirls birthday party. I didn't take them to the gym. I'm talking shit right now. So we go to my homegirls birthday party. My homegirls who's been in a relationship for a little while. And I want to say this as respectfully as possible, because I respect their relationship. Right? Like, they cool. - Shut up, parts. Like, they cool. Homeboy always been cool with me. I ain't got no beef with them. Like, this is my friend. I like that y'all are love, love, love, black love, all that shit. I support that shit. I support them. Okay, this the nigga that's making my friend happy. I'm happy. Like, when girls be happy and love, it'd be OD. My man, my man, my man, it'd be at 20 million store. - It's my homegirl. - I'm talking about my friend at Shawer Man anonymous, but you know I'm talking about it. You know I'm talking about. People here know I'm talking about it anyway. She had a birthday party. - Yes. - And a man wouldn't there. - So they must have broke up. - It's not true. Maybe, maybe got caught up with some. - Albert Damien. - No, you know, this new person's birthday. - You know, if you ain't in the service and out the country, even then you may have still a figure. - You got to be in the service. - In the service. Yeah. Bitches don't play about that birthday. - She had a birthday party. Black tie and her man wasn't there. I got there after the game. This is after game four. - Yes. - So the New York City's on absolute fire. They on bullshit. It's ambulance. It's fire trucks. We can't. It's taken longer to go because the Nick fans are on 7th ab. They did not let in the cars. I got a fucking suit. I got to kill these fans. But I feel them. No. I don't feel the fans. So anyway. So we go to the party. I'm near a little early. Early is one. If the game just ended. - Mm-hmm. - This one in the parties we're crowd to be there about two, 30, but when I got there, it was enough crowd for me to understand what was about to go on. - Yeah. - And my homegirl wasn't there yet. - I asked her what time you're going to get it. She said one the latest. It's 1.45. My homegirl is not there. - You got that one. - It's a birthday. - So I'm in there. And I got a section and I'm with my girl. Clues daughter. Shout shout out to her. Absolutely love. Clues daughter. I can't believe I'm old enough to be saying you're a part of me. - I'm in a night event with clues door. - I love clues. I love my friends door. I love skating door. I love people's kids. My friends kids. I love them. So when they out, they 20, 23, 24, they, anyway, clues door to her friends. It's the time. It's right after the game. Right across from me is Cleanth and he early. - Mm-hmm. I shut it here. Now I start crying in there. 'Cause I just watched this emotional ass Nick's come back. I've been there for all the misery days of the Nick's. And now my friends birthday party. I'm looking at the nigga who, through the rebuild years, who was on the same shit that I was on. Yo, let's runnin' strip club real quick. And you run into the horror story of getting robbed, gettin' shot at the job. I'm booing, hoonin' here lookin' at this nigga. But Nick's in five. It's my line tonight. Nick's in five. What up, nigga? Yeah. What's up? We on at Nick's in five. Anyway, I'm chillin' 'bout my business. I think the next thing I seein' was like John Wall. I ain't seen John Wall in a while. It's a noise. You know what the, you know what the night is? Yo, I ain't seen John Wall in so many years. Tom Clancy. Then John Wall walked away, went on about his business. And then he went to the last day of the day.
walk away, I say the month. Oh shit boy. Yo, you the best. Oh, buddy. The boy on supremacy. No, no, the fans ain't understanding me out there. John Wick. John Wick. John Wick, John Snow. John, the fuck is you? Hey, you better be alert. You in it, when you in it, when you're good, you better wake up, boy, it ain't one of them type of night. I look across. It's parts and fun. Tell you ain't got a leather bike, a vest. Black suits. Mix it up. What up, Joe? Hey, mix it up. We get to talking down, down, down, down. I walk away. I say, oh, shit now. In my fucking chase songs walking in the DJ killing it, mind you, I only play it to be here. Maybe an hour or a half. I don't play it to be able. I just want to come out with my friend and curse me out. I want to come. But as I'm near the DJ jamming so much that nigga playing pretty Ricky sent the B sides nigga the other shit. You know who he is? So he become a man and then they want to ride. Yes, sir. They're who takes on the ride. Yes, sir. Why you can't leave now? Yeah. My body. My body would end nigga. And when I tell you is as everywhere. I know my girl was like, yo, how much pineapple juice does he need to go. Every time he's up for it. They forgot to cranberry. I'm gonna go get it myself. Yo, yo, my girl. Cuz yeah, no dummy. I said, yo, this waitress is taking forever. Oh my god. Maybe I think I'm gonna have to walk. I'm just gonna borrow you. Not me. I don't know what you talking about. All right. Oh my god. Yes, sir. Since you don't know what I'm talking about. Yes, sir. It was a star. It was so much assing in when I pulled my camera phone out. I did pen and ram. I'm scared that whole shit up. In case you need to. Jessica. Here go, right? Yo, no, and at the black affair today. These bitches don't know how to really dress for the black affair. They just make it. They just neck it and they just show him body. Nigga. I'm not. That's not bad. Oh, it's completely and at all. I mean, my girl. It's like, oh, they're not addressing the black. I was like, for real, baby, right? Honestly, look at her. Look at her. She just got her whole vest. She is without every way you look. It was something in there ribcage on with the tattoo right here. It was like, but you know the girl we told us that she got her mouth. She got her girls out. And she got her niggas out. And then she walking grand entrance to 15 dress looking amazing. Skin glowing. I don't know what type of shimmy shingles. She put on her body, but she walked in there looking like a million bucks by herself. So when she came over to me to say, Hey, I said, Hey, hi, bro, that I love you so much. Why would you do it? Cause they wanted a my man, my man, my man couples. So it looks odd. You coming in your birthday party, looking like this by yourself. But did you think that's why you think the word? So you just do it. I didn't know. He could have been parking. He could have been coming later. I had no idea. But the way your entrance looked with the paparazzi and with this crowd. And Bill, you looking to yeah. Where is him? And she told me I won't tell the audience what she said, but he wasn't coming. Tell me. He wasn't coming. But he wasn't coming. So for the rest of the night. Now I'm watching my friend on her birthday and blitz surrounded by all of these people that love her, all her friends, gorgeous women. Great looking guys. It's a beautiful, beautiful fear. DJ is going crazy. All black A by looking good. And I'm like. I think homeboy made a crucial mistake. I think homeboy. I don't know what's going on. It's not my business. Again, as a couple, they boys. He's always been extremely respectful. I have nothing negative to say about it, but what I can say is that was a crucial mistake, timing might have been bad. So that made me think, right? If you in a breakup, or if you in a argument, or if you in something that just is fresh with your girl, but you're playing something. So as your birthday tomorrow, it's her birthday tomorrow. It's our vacation tomorrow. It's whatever you're playing a couple of months ago. And it's tomorrow. But the fight is fresh. You go to the birthday. Yes. You and your partner have to have some type. Well, some some principles that take place, even through. Tremultuous times is what I'm saying. I agree. I'm going to. And I think it's up to you. If we fought the day before, or if we broke up the day before, and your party is tomorrow, your birthday party, where I know you about to look like a million bucks, you about to put on this beautiful red dress. And the shit to make your skin look like that. And you about to go to the special here dresser and the special makeup lady, you ain't going to the mac shit at the mall. Are you going to the bitch that know how to beat you coming in and looking like something? And Nick all day on the stories. Oh, thank you so much to my friends who moved their schedules around. Didn't go to the game. Oh, thank you to my athlete, Brad, who decided to miss the finals. What? I'm still I'm showing up. You ain't you ain't go to saying bars for me. Even if it's her fault. I'm showing up. Follow me. Because it's your birthday. I'm making it right. I'm just doing matter what the break up is for what the fight does. It matters. Because for me, not when it's fresh, because if it's not fresh, then everything I'm saying doesn't apply. No, it's my first. So for example, it got to be something egregious, though. Yeah. Like if, uh, if I could cheat, if I could cheat in the day before, yeah, you got to stay home. Next day, I'm staying home. You got to stay home. Can't stay home. You have to. Well, you might say I want to cheat. No, no, I'm not standing. If I could you cheating your birthday is the Super Bowl. I'm not staying home. No, no. That's your safe. That's selfish. No, I'm not being selfish. Stay birthday. I'm not being selfish. I don't do fuck about that. I'm sure I'm ruined. If I put her cheating, she's not fucking nobody the next day. At the party. No, no, no, listen, I'm saying. Listen, I'm saying. I'm showing after the party. I'm making sure she won't leave with nobody, but I'm not showing it to the party. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not following around all that. I'm not playing like plus one when I caught you. What does she caught you? She gets me cheating. I'm showing them to the party early and I'm going everywhere. I'm the best. I'm gonna be the best plus one. It's fucking up her birthday, though. Yo, I can't let me return to point one. If she caught you cheating, I'm being selfish. I get it. Yeah. If she caught you cheating, you got to go. You got to go. Yes. If I caught it, but this is you. Huh? I'm agreeing with you, but I don't agree with the reasoning. You said if she caught you, I mean, if you caught her cheating, yeah, but that's going to be long dig Johnny's time to, but if she got caught cheating with long dig Johnny, long dig Johnny, show them to the party. Yes, no, no, no, not if we still to get, if I catch you cheating, if you get caught cheating, you're not bringing the joint, you got caught cheating with to the party. She not coming to the party the next day. I said, you ain't going fuck her again. I'm saying you ain't coming to the party. So you think you think fresh off a break up. You can't fool. You can't check up. No, you get your butt. My man. My man. So you think fresh off a break up and you want, let's just say your woman loves you. She love you down. She really hurt, but she got to go out here. She got to put, put face, got to go celebrate her birthday. If she really fuck with you, you think fresh off a cheat. She going to go out there and just fuck next big dig Johnny that night. She got caught cheating with Johnny. No, I'm not. No, I'm saying you. Let's say you did the cheat. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not what you want. Yes, my answer. Yes. Okay. If I got caught cheating, I got caught cheating. I'm coming. Yeah, she's looking for Johnny. I'm coming in with 7,000. It could be medium. Johnny. She going to find it. She might want to get back. So you're going to be at the party early. I think that woman. This is where women are tricky. And I'm about to say something that's going to sound so toxic, so horrible, but I believe it. Women are tricky because in a vulnerable state, they'll. Johnny might have fucked before she would have been doing this. In a vulnerable state, your woman would be susceptible to things that she normally is not. And that's you're doing, right? Therapy is always said. If you want a happy woman, and that's totally up to you, you are responsible for that happiness. If you want to act a certain way, but it was a certain way, then you make you lady happy. in a different state at her birthday party while you was on
Bullshit, no, they might not be a nigga that she's fucking she's a respectable lady and she is not gonna fuck this night right However a nigga could plan to see But that means but some of these you know that also means I'm also mean that's what I'm gonna be right and that's why I'm in there But that means your lady your lady at some point Was either continuously entertaining an idea of that person because typically in that situation if your ladies that hurt Before she go ahead and just entertain another nigga She gonna go home either crying or crying to her homegirls or she don't want to be in an ideal world those two streams I it's one of the I'm so if you are dealing with a type of chick that would be susceptible to that and that one night It's most likely that she'd been having that though Even though it's girls get to the limit where they throw on that Mary not gonna cry once they stop crying Yeah No, that's a family affair Be that nigga with that suit tightest can be that nigga can't breathe Yeah, and then that macho shit that macho shit don't work the same when they super done And that's how you know the super done cuz you like where the fuck you going? We have the fuck out what nigga? Oh she's serious. No, no, no, no, she done. They don't even they don't scream back word Yeah, listen, I'm not doing this right now You're fucking membership on the on the stalking app. Yeah, that's when you got a fuck y'all give me six more months to the tracking app I'm gonna need this. Hey, send me a new one gotta recharge Apple tracking people. Yeah, I heard Y'all and Stalk Stalk somebody followed I am a stalk but I have followed but I follow somebody a money you put a Reacon y'all stalk about nature is you stalk because you call me one time. I say we know you gotta stop doing this live It's crazy. Wait, you never you know what yeah It's right since somebody you hitting the bushes of one decade one decade. No, you're wrong decade. So then I'm lying four years ago Definitely you stalk somebody before one Yes, you have yes, you have Well, y'all think y'all you're like y'all know you like y'all don't even know me. I love you I love you, but like nothing about you says that you haven't stalked that sure. Yeah, sorry Yeah, I don't care if nothing about me it says stuck, but I'm literally if you destiny to ask me because I'm literally sitting record I'm trying to think if I was talking to anybody that's following somebody like like watching Follow somebody track. I don't know what privacy. If you don't Like I'm thinking I had to do something like you've never driven by a nigga crib on a late night or Popped up. He had a car after their job. Let me let me say two things number one. I've never been cheated on like I think I probably maybe once I've never been cheating on and if people like to do the argument the movie. How do you know is I've never been cheating on and This is why this is why Mark is dumb. I think we all got to be if I've never been cheating on I'll just shut the fuck up. I plan your head bonus. I think it's will play with me like that I think of the day if I've never been cheating on and I didn't have a reason for the thing he didn't cheat I'll say that and people will go yeah, right or what is he gay or he did if I don't have any ink in his niggas Cheek on me and I didn't catch him. He didn't cheat on me. I see what you say if the nigga never made me feel like he was cheating I never found no shit like he was cheating. I'm not a phone. Go through it. I'm not I went through a phone one time The lies and shit this nigga was telling to his people and the truth he was into was so fucked up I never did that shit again. It wasn't she and it wasn't she and he's just he was just a fucking weirdo Like that's how I feel that out. He was a pansexual. No, he wasn't gay or nothing. He just was like a He just had too many it was He definitely wasn't he a pan bitch's brains Cuz I'm like think it but I'm thinking about here like I know I had to do something crazy I've hit men. I've done shit, but it wasn't no. I think you cheat. It's shit I think a lot of men don't realize I think most of us have probably had those situations to like we thought The woman was totally faithful. I think it happens to you all a lot a lot. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure There's a few women I dated that cheater on me and I don't know what women are so good at cheating like we take Most from women but gave me that It was after the fact when I see how the bitches was moving in this street out there. He's like, you know what you Was the highest of quality when I think about it. Yeah, I've dealt with that So I can see that I see a world where that that could be the question It's the method to this man. It doesn't I don't go for the cute one with the big sneaks But go for the weird one that people tell me ugly on it, but they make a cheat too first No, not mine. Not mine. I'm afraid for me. I feel you on that fine I'm a type of person. I am a query. I know how I am. I know I'm spoiled. I require a lot of attention I don't want to go like one on I'm gonna say do two things work and come over. That's it like I go. I'm I respect that Shit me and my girl seeing my stalker recently. My mother's day. I think she's that drift or some shit It's not point to me when you say drift. We all been the drift. I have not been a dream. What's wrong? We all have not been a drift. No, Mark I've never been Joe, do I know your stalker? I don't know you have more than one Yeah, but the one I'm talking about is I Talked to you later. Oh, if you knew my stalker that'd be wifey nigga. Oh, yeah, he would have yeah You know he might know I think that is what he said I think that's what he said Have you have your sex with all your stalkers? If you don't have sex with your stalker, she's not a stalker. No, no, no, no, no, I don't mean like she gave you some good Joe well I didn't know I didn't know they were She wasn't stalker and she wasn't stalking me. Let me fuck you. I mean like fuck you She gave you some box that just entitles her to be in your bushes No, ride by your house and park by your house If the stalker if you fuck the stalker and she turns into a stalker She's not a stalker because she gave you pussy before it's a joke. Oh, no, I was with you You know what? Oh, you got tomato on me. That was me. Yeah, what? My the egg this month, but Anyway, listen, I wouldn't do it. That's all that's all I need to beat you that I wouldn't do it My girl wouldn't be in no birthday party and I ain't there. I don't know what we talking about. I don't give a 95% I'm back and you got to have remember back in an elementary school They used to do a fire drill That was to prepare you in the event of a real fire see we do fire drill breakups too So that we we all know how to act that yeah, during Joe you sound like you marry like that's to me That's like what you do with your wife like if we going through something Not a full divorce and we still go to a party. It's like your girlfriend. You still I don't talk like I don't plan on ever leaving her My thing is also like 99% of breakups ain't the real break up so you got to move like y'all not breaking to me That's the biggest in the matter how big the argument is I'm at how fuck is the thing is and especially that I mean like when do you ever break up? Yeah, like break up. I'm what you know Go through the motions of a break up a bunch Only what Example is one time she was mad about some shit that I don't remember But she was mad enough to where she called me and said you know what nigga it's over I'm done with you you piece of shit. I'm never coming back. I'm booking a plane. I want to play now. I'm coming to my stuff I said bet. It was a game wanted something. It was like a bet Yeah, cuz now we in break up fire drill. So I borrowed that word now now we are in break up fire drill that word you telling me you leaving me I don't want you to leave, but you want me to say that so let me just see how far you gonna take this thing and sure enough Just crazy my brother jumped on a plane and love came up here grabbed a suitcase from the back Hacked her shit up and then came and stood in front of me and had the fucking goal and the nerve to say I Need another suitcase Because I love it this bad It's begging big what you what you did what you did Yo, you hungry. What you did? Yo, you hungry. I say marshal open Marshal ain't close you good. Yeah, so then she walked away She slammed door and then she came back and said I Need to go to Marshal Take me. Yeah, he said ubers available and I said here's the key And she went to Marshal and she came back. I love my baby We wouldn't have lasted that she wasn't the greatest the key would have made my heart single like oh She went to Mars she got back. She came back. She packed out the bag and I said hey We should speak before you don't oh you bitch. You bitched out, but that's good No, I love her and I don't want her to leave and I'm just trying to stop I'm not playing games. I'm saying we should talk
Speak before you finish with the same marshals open because I said we should speak for the marshals No, when she said y'all need another suitcase. That means you don't want to leave because if you really wanted to leave Nigga you had a picture a picture of essentials and it's one suitcase and said fuck the rest of that shit and got out of you I'll send you a shit if you really want to leave you just say fuck that shit fuck all I shit The fire drill break up is a chess match Y'all all right if I'm just talking to a podcast But the fire drill break up is a chess match Sinning how to get to other bag is gonna buy me another 40 minutes to see what Drake May is gonna do some quiet in the house I see and then I try to win the battle over the lever not leave you trying to just watch the game I'm just trying to get peace and make sure that we don't break up And sure enough when I say hey, please can we speak if you don't mind before you finish we spoke And then y'all went on Sunday came got you fucking and snuggle. Oh, you fuck Joe dig that down You know you are the reason why I wasn't here. I fuck you girl. You know But you know you're the reason that that was even happening right if if something happened where you were in the wrong And she's now being forced to make a decision out of the respect of the relationship Why you want to have that much control just to say well just give me this 40 minutes of peace Like why not just handle it when you need to be in because you leave and it's turning me on You being sold the time you know what nigga fuck you I got print to pull the guy more of them going to buy bag I don't need you all your money. Oh girl You don't want it But they talk about no, I ain't with my girl to leave nigga. No, I'm going to the motions. It's a fire drill break up At the end of the day, she wouldn't even it came And also do you know what they want to ask you this do you know how much that bet pester off? You know that you know what that is y'all know that right, but you told me that's more than she told me that is so like You don't take me to Marshall. We'll write a no, or no. I think you said bet to the plane Good I want to see that something is happening Something is happening you rewrite a paragraph. We said a voice note or something is happening It's like okay, like that's it nigga with the K. Oh, yeah, the K. What thumbs up is around? Oh My girl look mad good when she enforce on her boundaries and don't want to do me would you do the marshes? That's your secretary. Oh, we still got it Kids going to college The kids gonna call you take it back My girl and I'm put all the marshal bands in every color. I know all I'm anyway. Oh crazy. I love you, baby Fire drill breakups Cute. My man bug down birthday party. No, no, no, no, you got to assess the situation because you know what your girl does for a living that's who and you know that She could turn up. No that they come in and when I say they I'm talking about Liam Neeson she could turn up Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, if you're a girl Ignores hit the 15 seconds skip button if you're a girl now lit and they ain't nobody come number of day Oh, yeah, come on. I'm sure there's a topic that needs are y'all as excited as I'm sure I think it's just gonna say yes, I think he always say yes The week we now have our world's first trillionaire Did you hear about this? Yes, why do I care about the new fuck about that? As much as people you talk about money, I Love space ex went went public after the initial IPO was crazy. I think it's a hundred and fifty dollars a share now It exceeded the one thirty five. He like musk on's a lot of it. So now he's based on the valuation He's worth over a trillion dollars one point one trillion. That's fucking crazy. That's crazy That's insane. It's a little suck ass He'd be a sucker with one point one trillion He's very funny looking and he's strange period. Remember when he had one of the babies and the baby mom was on Twitter The babies don't fuck with him. The parent the baby mom is don't fuck with him. The dad don't fuck with him Nobody might fuck with him. He got a trillion dollars. And what? Yeah, that's scary. I don't want a trillion dollars and done about it. Fuck with me when she explained how it was like dating him You know, I got a few million people fuck me. Do you feel good? He is weird. He's a really strange He is so strange. He got a lot of kids right? He got a lot of kids He just started making them back to back on purpose. I think he's trying to like 166 what space X. Do you invest in it? Mm-hmm. Did you invest in it? No shut up 30 dollars today So let's create now Fuck with you, but you're taking all they sit with it. Yeah, I don't know I'm not gonna got it in it at book 35 But don't sound too late though. No, yeah, it's gone. Don't buy it. I know it's her job. Don't buy it Me next couple days doesn't hurt your little socialist heart a little bit. Yeah Not a little bit a lot fucking trillion there. I just this nigga chose the world And he's not a good person. In fact take the money off the table for a minute. It's the fact that it's him Like he might be the worst person in the world to have this much power influence it's really not the worst book He in the mix, but he had a baby. Don't even see it don't even go see it. Don't care Just make some he sent her money. Have a baby. That's it some people don't they detach like that I mean, I think I think he just wants to make kids. I think that's a thing like he got this thing with that some people are detached Some people are weird. Yeah, it is weird. It's real strange. Yeah, that's some strange shit Yeah, we got two people in Philly from here, but you're not big enough that new heat that came out from Philly You know what came out of Philly the middle sparks out them. I'm talking about the old Ski-no-diss I heard I heard both of them. I listen to both of them. He he does Jack. Yeah, this old I Got it somewhere shout out to my man. Yeah, shout this work. You know my niggas Yeah, sparks that's fucked up. You can't go to the fucking Bruce picnic cuz this nigga because you're a man I don't think that's why either cuz I remember with being the seagull 25th anniversary. He was there He was late. Name a little man. That's what that's what that's the one person. I don't hear saying nothing about nothing You know who like sparks like you just like sparking his own world. That's what man. Yeah, I don't like that He wanted the first people that like show love I was so high cuz like sparks raised me. That what? So hype just always reposted like literally trying to help my shit grow So your new album is called made a million download it I see I'll be listening to everything on one and a half now Yo, come on, yo, if I'm playing Philly's finest the two people from Listen to the lyrics show listen to the lyrics I've been in the field niggas I'm better you imagine waking up every day and I'm standing at your chicken if he tell you know she only really what you cuz you rich Ain't nobody ain't no cry you just a giant you a trick It's a big pippin the bad destiny child's little bitch. How is the CEO of rock nation? The fellow or one former that great Lone and mark Shout out to my brother to Philly to Philly that's my brother. Oh, Skino look. This is what I said. Philly representatives This is what I say, you know represent represent whole home hitting with a bar at the roof picnic He felt the need to respire he like he say so I'd be a sucker if I ain't say nothing back So I respect that he came out there and and and made a response a lot of people be scared to respond the whole he wasn't scared Mark you gotta stop here. Yeah, you gotta respond bad. Mark stop. Yeah Skino that's what they are you are you rapping for Philly right now, but they've been played for more than I like the boy all took side like I like It didn't it didn't set the world on fire, but I thought it was solid. I thought it was good But more important I respect the I respect him fighting back I respect the the said that A lot of people would have said nothing. He he he said a lot of people in the stage. You know about your smile Like you said you ain't gonna my city I I've listened to a lot of early old Skino shit and I know who he is when it comes to Philly So I got a lot of respect with that ain't it You ain't got a lot of the flow the flow was off that I Want that beat I think it's the beat I don't want that beat because he was saying some shit I've heard him on other shit where it makes sense with this this marriage of the flow and the beat I didn't love I didn't love the flow, but I but I actually like what he was saying. I like the fact that again. He stood up for itself You ain't gonna come to my city at the roots picnic and hit me with a bar, and then I'm not gonna do nothing. I rather him do the interview And just talk Because he's that that shit to me is way more entertaining than the music shit at this point. Mm-hmm. I love watching I like what rappers I'm more for rappers sticking up for themselves, and I'm all for rappers shooting at rappers that are more successful than them. That's my bad. Dude, I'll beat them
- That shit back. - Yeah. - We know. - But just do it though, you did it great, you did it good. - But when you do it, gotta do it, do it. - It gotta be done right, this don't, this don't, it's not really sound like that. I heard this and was like, what is this thing from them with them? Again, I don't even know what the root of this is, like you doing a whole bunch of distance, I have a problem with that. I have a problem with you distancing somebody and it's unclear what they're-- - Oh, he made it clear. - What's the problem? - He made it clear. - All the interviews, you're in? - No. - Mark, he sound nuts to me and those interviews. - They sound nuts to me and then you're in. - What is the, and I don't know, you know what I'm saying? Now, let me be clear, I don't have a position who's right or wrong 'cause I don't know. - No, no, no, no, I need to say that 'cause I don't know. But what I do know is he feels like, he feels like everybody on state property got dealt a bad hand. He got issues with beans and free because he says they're funny with money, they add funny style. He said, "Jay exploited them, took their rhymes, took their beats, didn't pay them right." He said, "Take their beats, took their rhymes, took some of their hooks, some of their schemes, didn't pay them right, and moved funny all the time." He was saying that, like they put him on the front line, put him on the front line to do shit. For example, he's like, "How y'all put me in front of knives and coming in the studio?" Like, "Yo, I need you to go ahead and knives, he shot your cousin, like he killed your cousin." We go after knives, all this shit put our career on the line and saying we was front line in certain ways that was beyond rap. And then y'all get cool again. They don't even tell me. And y'all throw me away. So that's how he feels. And again, I noticed another side to it. I don't know who right or wrong. But he, that's his beef, and he's made that beef clear for a long time now. He feels like a lot of him move funny. He also, yeah, I don't even get all this. - He's your heel, 'cause that's a 24-year-old beef. - Yeah, like I married to what you're saying, then you going back to-- - Oh, what? - No, 'cause he could be right. He could be right in how he feels. Again, I'm not shooting at him. You could be totally right in how you feel. But in 2026, you being on flat all the time and just going over this Jay-Z, Jay-Z, Jay-Z stuff, it just-- - It starts to look like an obsession. - Yeah, look away. - And no rapper looks cool when it starts to look like an obsession. - Even if you're right. - Let me hear another way to think about it though. - And I agree, I would drop it and move on. He's a talented artist. He got a lot of shit he could be doing. I want him to win. I ruin folks skiing all the time. Another way to say is, if you feel like those people exploited you for money, and now you finally have a chance to monetize off those people, maybe you feel like that's your best response, 'cause you're giving them you a crack hit. - No, it looks-- - No, this doesn't make you a crack hit. - Listen to those. - That does make you a crack hit. - No, if you do it once-- - That 100% makes you a crack hit. - No, if you did it once and you got your point out, but for you to keep, keep, keep, keep doing it every single time we see you, because now, well, it's a Joe's point. Like now you just look desperate. So if you want to do it, talk about it. - And be clear, I'm not calling him a crack hit. - No, no, I'm not calling him. - I don't know him. - But I don't think that if I'm just going by your word, it wasn't enough money, like, it wasn't enough money that, what did he take from those ski notes? Like seriously, like throwing up about it. It ain't enough money, we're 24 years later. You almost do more damage to yourself and your own reputation would have come off 24 years later than squabbling over whatever the pennies were. Did you, I got jerk, we all got jerk, we all got jerk bassin. Yo, Niggas that are up, did shit, and it looked exploitative to us, but years later, it's like pissing on myself. - I think Oskino has done less focusing on the J, like he spoke on J, but I think he's done less focusing on the J aspect of the shit and probably talked more about the beans and that relationship, 'cause that's-- - That's what he talks a lot about. - Okay, so I have seen him talk a lot about that. I think he really do feel a way about that and might have hear in there and mentioned the J shit. If he's found a way of profit from it today and he's now creating a space for himself to do interviews and stuff like that-- - He's on his own platform, man, so that's-- - And he also has his own platform. I mean, fuck it. - I wouldn't do it, but I respect it. I don't think he goes that hard on J, all the time, like you said, I think it's-- - Yeah, I think it's more state property stuff. - Yeah. - And a lot of people keep asking, you know, but like if for a bit, I left the podcast today and me and Joe fell out-- - Then I'm coming to y'all, I'm thinking-- - No, look, and we fell out over terms that weren't favorable. - You know, we live. - Yo, for me, they can't get out every single platform. - No, we live under the same platform. - And me, if I got on every single platform for the next 20 years and talked about Joe, but and negatively, I think that looks a lot-- - What if you got 20 bands every time you did it? Every time you did it, interview. - All right, cool. - No, no, no, I'm gonna answer you now. If I got 20 bands every time I talked about Joe, there would be a period of about two years where I would talk about Joe and I would get my 20,000 a pop. But I would make that 20,000 work for me to the point where I don't gotta go look stupid, sitting on everybody's camera and they only wanna hear about me and Joe button stories, not about my own shit. - Talk about something else. - Yeah, not about my own shit. - And then when I go-- - Expand the conversation. - Yeah, so now when I go sit down, they're like, all right, we're cool. Joe button on the 13th, 14th, 12th interview. I'm talking about Joe and they're like, yo, so what else you got going on? All right, cool. - That's what I'm doing. - That's not his only, that's, he talks about a lot of shit. - He talks about a lot of shit. - And one of y'all clothes is out. This is not important. - Got it. - That's been 10 minutes long, yeah. - Yeah, no, we still gotta get the sparks out. - I'm not man, the sparks. - Shout out the sparks. The sparks, he got to do it. It's called Made of Million, a lot of tracks on it, a lot of beats, a lot of hooks, a lot of rhymes. - Okay, mark it. - Check it out. - You're real pieces of shit, Mark. Keeping this, keeping this, and keeping this in the Rockefeller family, Kanye West is being accused of sexually assaulting a young model. Here's a clip. - I didn't, I didn't know what was gonna happen. I was given no direction. I was just told to sit in this chair. - A model has accused Kanye West of sexually assaulting her by choking her and forcing his fingers into her mouth on the set of a music video in 2010. Now, Kanye's lawyers don't deny that this happened, but they say it was part of an artistic performance and that the model, Jennifer, and did not object to it while it was happening. In an exclusive interview with The Famine of Fire Podcast, Jen told me that she wasn't aware that West was gonna be on set that day, that when he arrived, he picked her out for a one-on-one scene. - It started where he. You went up to my face, and he was smearing my make-up on my face, and. - Okay, do you need a minute? - Yeah, sorry. It's okay. - Let's go Mark, let's go Mark. - Look at Mark, look at Mark, research it. - Smirking make-up on my face in a way that just felt wrong, he started sticking his fingers in my mouth, and I feel like he was like trying to touch as much as he could, and I was actively, my tongue was like hiding from him. - In the news of that. - Now, Jen told me that Kanye didn't speak to her before, during or after the interaction, but that when he was done, he shouted, "This is our Iron Picasso," and then abruptly left. - Distinguished panel, whose side are you on in this dispute? - I would love to hear Mark's take. - Why? - 'Cause you just really incite for me. I love to hear you talk. - I mean, all information I have is what we just heard. It comes down to whether this was part of the project or not. - Yo, you're cool. - This thing is definitely CSU music. - Is that your ringtone or something? - That's my ringtone. - Why are you playing CSU music factory? That's my shit too. - That's not the rapper from "The Junior Dance" with it. - Baby, that's really cool. - Yeah, that's the rhythm move you right now. - I know you're right. - But come on, you had chill on the ringtone too. - No, I'm looking for the girl. - Oh yeah, no, you won't be the allegations that way. He ready to do some art. Mark, assuming this is all we know, 'cause this is all I know. - That's awesome. - I don't have anymore, 'cause since I was like, what do you think is like it's hard to know when you hear one side of a story, but this is what I'm saying. - Judging from the one side, who do you think is on the hook for this? Who's culpable, right? If she's a model, I'm assuming that that was an agency. At some point, I'm assuming. Because at a Kanye video, it's not just, it's not walk-ups, it's these agencies. People are liable for things. I would think that the agency is on the hook for not only whatever happens there, but whether the agency or the label, somebody should be having these models sign a waiver. - Something? - Yeah, but you can, there's certain things you can waive, there's certain things you can't, right? - You can't waive, you can't waive sexual abuse. - Or any of you. - 'Cause the framing is on three seconds, I looked this up while we were just sitting here. The way it's framed is, he simulated oral sex. With his hand. - With his hand, he simulated oral sex with his hand. - And if she didn't consent to that, or if that's not permitted, right. It still sounds to me like that's on the agency. - So it's on both, right? So if, in my estimation, and I'm not all from the expert legal opinion, I'm just saying, if, it comes out of what the casting call was, too. There's a lot of ifs. - Yeah, it was outwards. - I'm taking her word that she had no idea he was gonna be there. - No, but I get that. But I'm saying what the casting call was, whether it's the, so for example, if they told the agency, this is the gig. This is the gear. Yeah.
and they didn't relay that, that's the agency. - But if no one told the agency. - And Kanye is acting off script. - Right. - Son Kanye. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - Okay, that's why I need you to tell him to know. - We agree this fuck, that's what I'm saying. - Son Kanye, he was acting off script. - We can guess the Kanye, that's what I'm saying. - It wasn't written down, no way. I'm gonna stick all five of my fingers in your mouth and try to find your tongue with you. That wasn't written, no way. - Right. - And the fact that she let it happen, I don't wanna make it seem like, well, she was okay. - Yeah, that don't mean that. - Yeah, she's not, you caught in the moment. You don't know how to react. You also put in, you been there. - You okay, excuse me? Been where? - At a movie, video shoot, video shoots. - Still ain't good. - I've never had no- - Still ain't good no-G's no-one. - I'm not right. (laughing) - I'm not right. - I'm not right. - I'm not right. - This is G, this walks. (laughing) - You wanna tell about the things that happen on sex? - Oh man. - No, I want you to finish your thought. Police on a cycle. - Stop making molestation jokes, Mark. That's not right. - Tell you that. - There was a molestation joke. - 'Cause you defend girls. You defend girls who've been sexually abused and you crack on guys who've been sexually abused. - No, let me be very clear. - That's a very bad state they gotta love too. - I ain't make fun of a money. - Why? - And we make it better. - No, no, no, no, it's not guys and girls. I'm saying, I defend all victims. - What if not a money? - After the new year, we said that we would no longer do that, and I haven't made fun of him for being molested since. - I've never been molested. - So that, to make that clear, you gotta stop doing that. - Alright, I'm saying that was the joke. You made jokes about me. I made jokes about you. - I told you, I told you I was molested. - Oh well, joke. - Well, he's always inclined by a man or something. The woman shit is different. - Okay, so you weren't molested. - We're not doing this right now on this beautiful brook. - Okay, so let me get back to the talking about it now. - I always thought it was me. (laughing) - Yo. - You crazy jerks. - You was walking over the homie house. (cheering) - I thought that was you. - Hey, I volunteered. (laughing) - You was a York peppermint paddy, so come on, let's go. - I wouldn't make those jokes. - Move and pass it, we all agree. - We shouldn't make fun of those dope things. - Yes, and we haven't done it since. I wasn't saying I'm molested, I was saying Kanye West. I was making some of you just saying Kanye West. - What I'm saying is this. - It was never layer. The young lady is there, and she is just thinking that I'm here for a certain gig. This happens in prom two. She's scared. She don't know where her career is going to go after that. She doesn't know how to react. I can see a world with that's the case. I can also see a world where this nigga is out of his brains. Just think you can do whatever the fuck you want. - I think that's right. - You know what girls, good old dope? A lot of shit fall under that, sexual abuse shit. Like a lot falls there. Like I'm listening to what she said, and what she said only. And yes, that is sexual abuse because don't touch my tongue. - Yeah. - Yeah. - But you know this nigga's a fuck-ins. - That ain't no excuse. - You know this nigga's a fucking dead-unton out weird old nigga. - It's not an excuse. - It's a dick his hand and the model's fucking, yeah. I know I'm not trying to make an excuse for him. - I'm not making an excuse for him. That's wrong. And then you wanna walk off hit niggas with, I'm a cop. He's a sick fuck. - He's not well, and that's an excuse behavior, but this is just evidence of him not being well, but this is awful. Like I'm with Joe. This isn't the question whether who's right and wrong. It's the question who's responsible for this wrong. - Yes, that's what I'm asking. - Yeah. - He been a sick fuck for a long, that was 2010. - Yeah. - What the funeral was that man? - I was never on set. - No, no, I wasn't gonna be making the joke. I was gonna ask you if you saw strange behavior on set. - I've never been on set. - Okay. - Did you see strange behavior at this house? (laughing) - No, but I've seen somebody (beep) - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - I'm gonna stop playing them, talk to them. (laughing) - That's what you got to know. - That's what you got to know. - That's how I got to know. (laughing) - Literally. - Wow. - Yo. - I think it's a stole. - Oh, shit, I heard that late. - Yeah, you caught it, you caught it late. - The hook? - Y'all are nuts. - I was really proud of that. - I think I had a hook that did that shit. - Nah, you had a hook, you got a kill up. (laughing) - Yo, you got murdered that boy. (laughing) - No play with me with no hook. - You got a fucking talking through it. - Yeah. - We're the guns. - You got it, you got it, kill the big one. - We try to back out. - Back out on you. - Back out on you. (laughing) - That is disgusting. - He's wrong with you. - You kidding me? - I can't go to bed that night. - You got to die, boy. You tried to tell me, "Greet you." (laughing) - Oh, hook. - And then you could try to, he tried to ruin my head. (laughing) - Yo, bruh. - That's gross. - That's gross. (laughing) - Curve him up. (laughing) - Oh, you tried to make my whole bowels move different, boy. - Yeah. - God damn. (laughing) - What else disgusting y'all? - Whoo, shit. - Oh, man. - Anyway. (laughing) - I just think that's interesting that the model agency is now known as, that's nice to me. - Well. - If he get it, it goes out of the treatment, like if they, if he just made this shit up on the fly, then it's not. - It's still on the model agency. You, it's your job to protect me, no matter what, if y'all are sending me to a gig, I just don't get that. - He's on the hook already. - Pause. - I feel like I'm finishing it. - He's on the hook. - I just don't see how the model agency is not. - If it's not something that he, and let them know that he wanted to do, and he did that impromptu that they can't be on the hook. - I'm not letting them know anything. - But that's my point. - It's a label and representative. If he don't come and talk to nobody, he goes to the lead. - I wouldn't, I wouldn't pay the fucking suit then. Since you want to be that motherfucking loose and do what you want to do, and I'm Picasso, and I can just freely put my motherfucking fingers in women's mouth. All right, now deal with the fucking consequences of that. - You got to pay it, how much? - Whatever the fuck. - You got to pay it. - Whatever the fuck they do. - You got to, they're asking for it. - You can't shove your hand in somebody's mouth and look for their tongue as they're trying to hide it on a job. - That shit is crazy. - Yeah, that's not- - Unless it's a music video for song about oral sex and- - They said the treatment now means you're aware of it. - We're gonna shoot it. It has to be very specific. - That's true. - Yeah, and that's what I'm saying. I just don't know that, yeah. We can't get it to be anything. But I'm inclined to believe he did something wrong. - Same. - Same. - Man, pay that woman. Fuck out of you. How much she's going for? - Don't matter. - Saddle. - It didn't say when I saw. It didn't say. - Saddle. - What else? What else? What else? What else? I don't have anything that is ultra important. I did want to talk about DJ ASAP and his wife being sentenced to 40 years that is the influencer couple that has that was running a pyramid scheme, how familiar because I've seen Doxon Hulu about them. - About them? - Yes, specifically. - Yeah. Yeah. I wish I remember. I think they was on episode American Green. One of them should stop you watching. One episode was dedicated solely to them. They've been on the breakfast club before. I can probably find that clip too if you guys just talk for a second. - He's scamming him. - He's scamming him. - He's scamming him. - Do you know the nature of the scam or no? - What was the fitness shit around a certain time that every girl was promoting? - Here we go. - Oh, Tommy T. - This is these two. - Two to nine. - It's just them talking. - And guess what? That's okay. But I'm going to tell you this. I can't say that you're going to get your money back next week or the end of this month. But what I will say, we are working as quickly as we can on those refunds. And once we get through all of what we're going through right now, I honestly do think and maybe I'm being naive to keep trying to push this community and keep trying to say one day we will recover. Maybe I'm just thinking I want something more for people than what they want for themselves. I'm not going to give up until y'all tell me, Shonda, like it's done, but it's good. We're through. - Marla on the more appeared in a calling county courtroom four years ago. - I think the truth would come to life. - To face civil charges filed by the Texas Attorney General's Office. - No, come on. - Civil charges came first, then criminal charges came. - $10 million judgment against them. - Got it. - Now the couple accused of running a pyramid scheme out of their prosper home has been criminally convicted in federal court. - And we would just play. We would play. - All right. And that's one of the victims. Marlin Moore known as DJ ASAP and his wife, Lashonda Moore, were sentenced on June 9, 2026 to 40 years each. - Jesus. - God damn it. In federal prison for running blessings in no time, a bent is what they called it, a fraudulent chain referral pyramid scheme. The DOJ says, "The scheme targeted people during the COVID-19 pandemic and caused more than $30 million in losses to over 10,000 victims nationwide." Federal prosecutors said bent promised people an 800% return on a $1,400 quote unquote "blessing payment." But it was structured around playing boards where new recruits money paid earlier participants. The mores were convicted in January 2026 of conspiracy, wire fraud, and money laundering. Now they were offered a plea of 10 years to which the judge, no they didn't dub it. That's what's going around. They dubbed it. The judge dubbed it. - Oh. I said he didn't have you. - I didn't think about it. - The judge took it back. - Yeah. - So then they went to trial. And the verdict is 40 years apart. - They made money laundering tax a day long, that's your name, old Joe. That's a lot of-- - You can listen. I'm not for killing people. - That's too much. - For killing a few people. It's too much time. I mean, I get the 10 years, the judge feels like 10 years is too soft. I think 10 years have been fine. That's a lot of time in prison, particularly if you make restitution to all the victims. I think the first thing is restitution and then you have to give people a pathway. I think basically spending the rest of your life in prison for money laundering when these white collar crimes happen on the time in corporate America and they do two years. Yeah. Or you kill somebody. - Mm-hmm.
Five years, you know, we seen that place like Texas, as long as you kill a back person, or you're at least white, like you'll give five years in Texas sometimes. - Is this in Texas as well? - Yeah. - So, I don't know what state it is, I'm just saying, like I've seen-- - It's just in Texas. - It's in Texas. - Okay. But this idea of praying on the vulnerable, I have two issues with this. One, this is part of our culture of get something for nothing. I'm not blaming the victims here, the victims were mistreated, but we also have to get out of mentality that you're gonna get something for nothing. You're not gonna get put $1,400 down and get an 800% return on your investment. You're just not, this is not how the world works. - Okay, but if somebody tells me that and I give him my money, that's a crime. - Yeah, yeah, I said both things are true. I'm saying, these people are awful 'cause they're praying on the most vulnerable people. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And they do a live stream during the pandemic, so you're going around telling people, look, I know times of hard, you're desperate, you poor. You probably got $1,400, or you got your stimulus check instead of investing or saving or paying your rent or paying your landlord, whatever, right? You're gonna dump it into this thing, hoping you'll get rich quick. You can't get rich quick. It's just, that's just not how it works. - It's not for poor people. - The board's called, it was called the board. - Yeah. - It ripped through New Jersey in the late '90s, like late '90s, early 2000s. And what happens is, it's always somebody else can get stuck. So the shit was running for years in New Jersey, like years and at the end, whoever's left at the end. So what happens is literally a pyramid, it'll be eight people at the bottom, four people, two people, one person. The eight people coming with a $1,400. - Before you continue your body and it, be careful. - I never did that shit. I was a college student, I was like, you killing this shit right now. - No, no, I was a college, but it was popular, right yourself. - No, I'm dead as it was popular. - It wasn't set you to this. - No, again, it was like, it was similar to a susu. - I was like, it wasn't like that right now. - What did the susu? - Susu's the shit where you go ahead and you all put into a community. You keep collecting money and then whoever's at that moment. - It's not the same thing. - Everybody put money in. - Susu's not a pyramid. - It's similar. - It's similar. - But it's not a pyramid. - Susu is just one person collects a pyramid monster. - This person collects a next month. This person collects this month like that. So you get a lump sum of money that you could use. The pyramid thing is different. - And then the susu, they all they're doing is selling you the money that you're gonna get. - Recycling the money. - You are gonna get this money when it's your turn. - Got you. - The susu promised you more. - It's not none of that. - If you don't with their family too. - The pyramid you get your money when it's your turn too. It's just what happens to keep the pyramid going. You gotta be good. - You need new people. - You gotta recruit new people. - Susu, it's the same thing. - Susu's the same. - Yeah, the susu is the same people. - There's a mutual thought about it. - Susu is the same people. - Yeah, it's like a piggy bank. - It's a structured piggy bank. - Yeah. - The susu understood. - And all of us put up 200 a month, right? It's 10 people. Some of y'all be bankrupt. - One month, one month, somebody gets the $2,000. - Right. - You understand what I'm saying? - Yeah. - Because $2,000 will help you more than 200, like that. - I get it. - With the pyramid shit, yo, that shit ripped through new dirt. But people were making mad money. Like people were really, really, really making a shit ton of money. - Yeah, if you can take money from people and don't give it back, that's what happens. - Yeah, I don't want to. - That'll do. - But the promise is, the promise is, I like that. I mean, anytime I hear about this, and DOJ has mentioned, it's what was promised that gets you. And depending on how much money you took, or you want to hook for, that plays a part in how much time you use. - So y'all are saying 40 years is excessive. I totally agree with that. - It's way excess. - But for what they took, the amount of time that they were doing and the amount of people involved, maybe that does have something to do. - And I don't want to, I don't want to keep for them. I don't want to keep for them. Because what happens is, and I'm just giving some insight, what happens is, all of the money don't go to them. The people get paid out. That you recruit, they get paid out. They get paid out. And so those people were probably getting like a administrative fee. Because I did the 1400 times eight is 11,200. So they might have been taking a $200 per payout. - And they put themselves at the top of every board. - No, 'cause the board, you can't be at the top of every board. - I'm saying, there's literally reports there. They said the problem was they were putting themselves at the top of every board. - You think? - Come back in and pay. - You think some of the reason why they got the sentence because they didn't show any remorse or any, 'cause they were still rolling with, even after the civil shit, they were still rolling like, we didn't do this. You know what I'm saying? Could that be a reason to why the judges like fuck this? You guys are gonna take the highest penalty. - Oh, the board just gets to be pissed off. But just to be clear, they said the recruits would then move up to the board to receive their own payment. So everybody, like you said, eight participants. - Can you please speak into the microphone? - The scheme plays participants in four levels on a playing board requiring them to recruit eight participants to pay the person at the top of the pyramid, 1,400 each. The recruits would then supposedly move up the board to receive their own payment. However, the more is a profit by placing themselves at the top of the boards to receive the ultimate payment to release the states. So they would do something different. Sounds like even in other pyramid schemes, but listen to this, the scheme eventually victimized 10,000 people. - 8,000 people. - A lot of people. - 10,000 people will get you 40, yeah. - No, 'cause they make it work. You gotta bring in two new recruits. You gotta keep 10,000 people is a lot of people. - But my thing is, and again, I'm not capable, when these white people commit, - Wait. - I mean, when these people commit these white collar crimes, people lose hundreds and hundreds of millions-- - Look at Bernie Madoff, bro. - And they don't get 40 years. - I watched the Netflix Bernie Madoff shit at least once a month. - Bro, they don't get 40 years. - That's unprecedented. - So 10,000 people at-- - How much time do Bernie Madoff get? - I think he got life. - He's out of here. - He got life, I think. - He took 65 million. So I mean, I'm just saying next-- - More than that, but-- - Took way more money. - I'm with you, but like, I mean, you got life. - Which-- - Think about him, the one they got in-- - Bro, Bernie Madoff, corrupt the people. - Niggas lived in Died by a wealthy mayor. - 65 billion. - Oh, billion. - I'm sorry. - He corrupted a whole company 401k plan. - Jesus. Yeah, entities. He was investing, they 401k money, and she-- - She fucking the mess, right? - I mean, everybody-- - The motherfuckers were M-RON, the people from M-RON, like all of these motherfuckers-- - They gave me 150 years, yeah. - And the people would be stealing money, my nigga. I was the, uh, I don't even-- - I'm just saying it, it's people who are-- I'm not with the pyramid scheme shit. - We need them. - Because there's too many people that can tell us too much shit that can go wrong. And I'm not with it no way, because it's a crime and I am criminal. But anytime I hear it being done, it just don't sound like a scam. If I were a scammer, that I could ever get with. - No, they plan. - They plan on you. - And y'all know, I'm all for a good scam. - No, this is-- - It just don't sound right. You don't have scams, but it's quick. So if you bring your-- he mind, he brings me in, you in, right? He moves up the board. You gon' get Paul and Corey. You move up the board. Corey gon' get Parks and E. It's fast. You could literally cash out in a day or two. So you tellin' somebody you could bring me $1400. You got $11,000 in two days. - The addiction of-- - The desperation piece is what fuels the shit. - Also, just to get on some convict shit, why would a man and his wife be on the hook with his same crime? - 'Cause that don't make sense to me, especially if y'all got kids. Oh, I see, like, what would he make that show? - Somebody gotta wear it. - Somebody gotta throw shit. If we can't just leave our kids to the foster system or to-- - That's not up to them neither. - They both want to book stuff. - That's not up to them neither, 'cause the court don't make, like, he could come up and be like, "Yo, everything is me. "She don't have none to do with it." And they can still charge her. That's the court's discretion, if they want to-- - I'm sayin' it should have been like that in the rationality, not through words. I get you, yeah. You're thinking you winning, you beating us up. - I will come in, man. - And it might start off as one thing and become something else, too. Like, it grows fast, bro. - Yeah, you start thinking, "All right, we got a little hustle going." Or, this is above board, but you know what'll be better? If we slide our names here, you know, if we do this, and before you know it, you're already in and then the crime just grows. I think that's a lot of times-- - Yeah, that's sucka shit to me. - I was just goin' to protect your wife, you know? - I was in college, bro. - Or, let me take her away. - Yeah, yeah. - No, you're so stupid. - No, I'm dead ass. I was in college and that shit spread like, like, start off in the little ass room, and soon you don't have enough space to house the people because it's growing exponentially. - So what you're gonna do? - I didn't do it. - All right, after this bar, make your way to $5.95. I'm new here with you. (laughing) - But it's all right, y'all. - Yeah, he stood out there, too. - Yo, speaking of DOJ, in fact, cases, ice is still not here. - Yeah. - We had three hours into this podcast. He started by saying, yo, I got Zoom court. It shouldn't take me no more than 15 minutes, and he's still not here. Ice down here, telling on everybody. - He's been four hours. - Everybody, he been out for four hours. - No, honestly, yeah. - To Toshis. - Yeah. - Yo, track, yeah. I mean, is it traffic court or is it something else? - I think it's true. - We don't know. - We turn it to another quick question. - It's a lot of blood. - He's very mysterious. - Is everyone up here safe? - I don't say, if I don't tell ice about my-- - Depends on what kind of court. - I don't tell ice, nothing. - Yes, true. - After you let the cops come in, my shit. - No, I don't tell ice, nothing. - What was he supposed to do? - Not do that. - No, no. - What would you would do? - If you're asking me the butt, no. - What I woulda did? - Yeah. - I woulda act like I'd never heard the door. - No, he looked out the window. - Cool. - He said he's seen people outside. - Ice only mistake is not knowing the law. That's why I'm not mad at him. - Yeah. - That's why I never got mad at him. If you don't know the law, that's-- - Wait, the police came to the door and said, we looking for him, you? - This is what happened. I said he heard some of my downstairs in the bushes. So he went to the window to look out and they flashed the flashlight up in his face and said, yo, come downstairs. - I'm good. - And if you don't know the law-- - He didn't, you're gonna-- - You're coming downstairs. - Oh shit. - I'm good. - And he opened the door. They said it's your button home. He said, yeah. - See, that's my issue. - If you don't know the law, then you're gonna do all. - Yo, I got a little of the law. I mighta came downstairs if I think they got me dead the right time. I ain't about to make it escape. But what's I get downstairs? - I'm gonna go out man. - He heard his name. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah.
- They gave you McDonald's, he gave that for McDonald's. - You got your KFC, huh? - You told them anything? - Hey, I gave him shit, I was making up shit. - Yo, Irvington Cripps, hi. (all laughing) - Yo, it's over, yo, your head, you already picked 'em up. - Shit, no. - Yo, murder 292. (all laughing) - Yo, I ain't goin' tight, listen. They took all the Spanish cases first. I understood for a little bit. - What'd you try and say? - I don't know why they're gonna be fucking a Spanish girl, man. - No. - Oh. - Oh, what's up with the other shit? - Oh, the crimes? - No. - They almost made me (beep) - Bleep that, please. - I was cussing, I was cussing, come on, fuck you. - Wait, what? - What? - What? - Wait, so bleep that. - Bleep that. - Bleep that. - Bleep that. - But boy, what? - Yo, you can't say that. - That's why we got parks. - I'm Spanish. - Hey, hey, let's, uh, we don't have to say a little more. - You don't have to say a little more. - Rehash. - If you get a lawyer, - Damn, they took all, - Don't say it again. - Well, we just tried to get a point. - We, we just tried to court first. - Yes. - It was just, - Lawy cases go first. - Won't you obey the law on nigga? - How about this, not making a legal U-turn? - You, you try, you make it. - I'm not doing it all y'all. - Well, I don't dry it. - All right, that was a good one. - You make it all right. - I can't say shit to the, that was a good one. - Nice little stone. - Nice little stone. - You turn, jail, that shit is a K-turn. You be doing all types of shit in the street, jail. - What's up, though? - Actually, when you came in, we actually told him about you. - No, we was actually just ending the bar. (laughing) - That's it. - Man, yo, I looked at, I looked at all these topics. This is Patreon shit, like now. - Yo, yo, yo, yeah, we killed this shit, right? - Oh man. - Everything good. - Man, it's been a good picture. - Oh no, hey, Patreon, hey, buckle your seat belts. - Yeah, that's all I'm gonna take is going to pay you. - The whole board is Patreon. - Yeah, that's great. - Well, you covered nothing on the board. - He told my shit. - What? - And it's funny because I got shit. - I hate you, yo. - Yeah, I want to say that, no, I can't. - I want that, I want underwear. - I respect that, I respect that. - Hey, man. - Yo, did you see Mark Hayton on you on the Patreon? - No. - Last Patreon? - Talk about on the Patreon. - Okay, we talked about it. - Yeah, it was a good video. - No, it was a good video. - It's lies, though. - You hated on your own, man. - I held you down, man. - No, I held you down, no. - Yeah, of course. - Like actors. - You held you down. (laughing) - Um, listen, Mona had to go halfway through the show. She had an emergency, Mona, we love her. - We're praying for you always. Hope everything is all right. One more win. Let's go. One more win it could happen tonight. Game five is tonight in San New York City. - What? - What? - Hey, hey. Don't let us hear one more now. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - And now y'all got to be up by like 47 for us to feel like we could lose to y'all. (laughing) - I don't think that's enough. I don't think it's enough neither. - Right, come on. - Go nicks, go nicks, go nicks. Hey, wait a minute now. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait. One more, one more, one more win. One more, one more, one more. Here you go. - One more time. - Make Mark put up his cursor. Make Mark put up that little spursure. Mark, don't even throw that little spursure. (upbeat music) - Yo, listen man, hopefully y'all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoy delivering it to you. Keep us in your crib, Lord knows we need to be there until the next time. We bid you a new farewell. Adios, Arema Dercie, Ostele Vista, our voice so long goodbye, or a simple head novel surprise. Remember life is a series of moments and moments past. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have. And last but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel and the clothes minded, women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol, you very well may need it. What's up with y'all this weekend? - Let's let go, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico. - Hey, hey, hey, back to his roots. - Yeah. Yeah, I'm finally gonna see my roots first time going there. So you bringing that ginseng? Did it just go to the trunk for you? - No, I don't need that. I'm not just gonna get the 3 league at the trunk. - Do y'all not leave? - 3 league at the Tato. - Tato, Tato, Tato, Tato, Tato. - Tato, Tato, Tato, Tato, Tato, Tato. - I'm good, I'm gonna go out there and enjoy my time, man. Get right back home. - We know it that way. - Yeah, we know. - Off to Nadi. - Oh, not off to Puerto Rico. - Come on. - Not off to Nadi. - Not off to Nadi. - You doing a lot. - I'm gonna go off to Nadi. - What are you up to? - No, you don't. - No, I'm looking forward to it though. - You're gonna have a good time. - Have a good time. - Thank you. - I'm just. - Thank you too. - Nobody else. - The rest of you are doing. Come on, turn it up in this moment. - I'm watching the game. - I ain't doing shit. - I'm looking out for this moment. - Kids, parties, and I'm making it on the Philly Philly Dunday Festival. - Okay, duh. - I was supposed to be down, so. But I didn't go, I was mad at busy. Rest in peace, actually, to my cousin, Dianna. I passed the wave, but. - Rest in peace, rest in peace. - We're not on peace, we can. - Still not like actually attending them. - I know. - I was busy, I put my life into the gig. - Hey, actually, let's go. - Oh, can I send a quick. - I wanna send a quick, good luck to my nephew, my non-year-old nephew. He's trying out this weekend for a very big, broadway play, so good luck to you. I'm very proud of you. I hope you get it. - Who's the attempting to play? - I don't wanna say, I don't wanna jinx anything. I just-- - Followed after your footsteps. - Ah, yes, yes, that's right. - Peace of shit, y'all. - What? - Peace of shit. - We're talking about-- - No, no, no, no. - When he gets it, I'll talk about it then. - I hope he gets it. - You shouldn't talk about it, y'all. Fuck you up, y'all. Mark, you're a real peace of shit. - What did I do? - You're just a jerk. So when you know he, the role he applied for, you know, this guy's a duck case, man. - And it's right there, so. - Well, we hope you get it, y'all. - Yes. - We hope you get it. - Congratulations to Ari. Y'all mean? Happy graduation. Happy birthday to my little brothers. It was they birthday. They turned something the other day. Shut up, shut up. - At that point. - Mixed at that point. - That thing's over there. - Grown, bro. - I think 19. - Grown, bro. - That's crazy. - Bring them, my brothers. - That's crazy. - Yeah, that's absolutely nuts. Yo, if you a Nick Fin, you know what time it is, man. Tonight is the night. And if it's not tonight, it'll be Tuesday night. And if it ain't Tuesday night, it'll be the next night. - Whoa, whoa. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Please, please. - I don't want to lie. - Please, please. - I'm acting like we have beat these young punks. Five of the last seven times we played. And after we get this banner, because we won't lose three in a row, we'll decide that maybe then we'll raise the NBA cup thing too. - Let's do that. - You got to now, you beat the same team in the final. Go ahead and raise that cup, the cup banner up. - So there's nothing I can make you nervous right now about this series, nothing. Well, I'm a fan of sports. I mean, you can get nervous. - Oh, okay. So I can like, if it goes seven. - I've seen things happen before. So I'm keeping positive. - It would be a very Nick thing to do. It would be a very Nick-o-seven games and when at the last minute. So nothing was shocked me, but I don't see us losing three in a row to this very young and immature team. The time will come. - You got the immensely strong team that bounced back from that big of a collapse. And I just think they're too young. - Yeah, I think the last loss breaks them. I think so too. - I don't even really think they come in the night even if they all, I think it's over. - No, no, no, no. Wembee's getting his, they can do that one first. - No, no, no, no, them collectively. - They're gonna, them collectively. - It'll be Wembee, Harper and Castle, they come to play the red team. - They're gonna be that team is defeated and deflated. - They're gonna be a dog fight tonight. - Let's see. - I don't think they're gonna fight. - They play. - I like this verse. Honestly, I like the demeanor. I like a lot about this. - I think it's first, when this game. - Yeah, I like them. - I told you, I was gonna offer you a pass, but I think the way that you're talking, I'll just wait 'cause I was gonna say, if you won it, you can just go ahead and I'll chop off half of the grand for the buyout right now. But if you wanna wait, then I'll just take the G when you lose. - I hire my bets. - I like that. - Stay strong, stay strong. - Good job. - Of course, man. - Stay the course. - Yeah, man, you're gonna take your money by more of Beezoo, nigga. - Wait, what? Wait, by what? - That's a Beezoo? - No, nigga. - You know, why the fuck you playing with me, huh? - Why are you playing with me today, y'all? - I thought, next set of Beezoo. - That don't look like, that don't look like, no, it don't look like a Beezoo, nigga. It's different shit, that ain't the shit for the Beezoo. - Bro, if you don't have a Beezoo? - I'm gonna fuck you up here. - I hate this song, man. Yo, listen, everybody out there having an amazing weekend. Kiss your loved ones. Remember, mixin' five, y'all hold it down. Until next time, we'll be back, saying, take, hey. - No, no, no, no, no, that's him. That's a five, that's me this weekend. (all laughing) - Hey! - Hey, I'm gonna fuck you up. - Huh? You got shit? Your bubblegust still goin', Mark? - You really don't get what, me goin'? - Well, we put it on BTS already, I showed the text, where you were like, yo, I got the bubblegusts. - They said, me talking to your bubblegusts, 'cause you wear gray pants. - That's what you said. - Damn, juicy. - I loved you. - I loved you. - So, you're the president of the Mark Fear Clubs. I just be sayin', you. - You can go, go shit. - I'll show up for the end of the show. - The one you're not important, go shit.
Shit What's your shit, if he changed the fucking jeans It's shit walk might be different on a pair of shorts and other one time too. We got some baggy jeans That's true. Anyway, you know what that you ain't back here. You're the bubble guts three days ago Got right out of my shit. I was good No, that's funny. All right, we done that shit is hard. I don't know what this is That's it hard it's that over. It just went to the next song. Look at this They cooking I've never heard this shit Robby Rob's buddy quite anthem 1994. Yeah, send that over How long you gonna have the two days right? You ain't gonna be fucking for long No, I'm coming back Monday night. Let's go for the culture He got out there just to drop a load off real quick boy. Make his balls feel a little lighter And he going with the fresh spray on the corners Okay, you look good man your audience y'all are down same time same place next week, man till then we love you all even if you don't love us Go Nick See and see music factory. Let's go I know see and see music factory add more than enough. I need the songs. I knew Need a shit right there. You know speaking. I fuck it He's going to fuck it So I meant to tell y'all there's a school and fillet This is school in Philadelphia There's a school in Philadelphia where they took a trip I'll tell y'all a picture on the mark as look at squirming I got you right now mark We'll fold that up right now
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The podcast features humorous, fictional storytelling about personal experiences, such as eating undercooked chicken or being influenced by environmental factors like rain or being near the wrong person on a plane.
Hosts engage in playful banter about cooking skills, body image, and personal habits, often using satire to critique self-image and lifestyle choices.
A central theme involves the discussion of body shame, especially when comparing fitness levels, with the hosts mocking perceived lack of discipline or self-control, while also recognizing the emotional impact of personal growth and health journeys.
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The podcast presents a comedic, fictional narrative filled with exaggerated personal anecdotes and satirical commentary. Hosts share absurd stories—like eating undercooked chicken that led to illness or being affected by weather—while using these moments to explore themes of health, self-image, and personal responsibility. The conversation turns to body image, with hosts jokingly mocking each other’s fitness levels and lifestyles, particularly around cooking and physical discipline.
These interactions highlight a deeper cultural critique of how people judge one another’s bodies and habits, often rooted in insecurity or social comparison. Despite the humor, the tone subtly emphasizes the emotional weight of personal transformation, especially in the context of health and self-improvement. The hosts also engage in playful debates about urban life, fan culture, and sports, tying personal experiences to broader societal narratives.
Throughout, the content is presented as entertainment, not advice—clearly indicating that no real health or behavioral recommendations are being made. The narrative blends absurdity with relatable observations, creating a lighthearted yet reflective space where humor masks real conversations about identity, discipline, and community.
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No, the podcast does not promote any real health, diet, or medical advice. All content is presented for entertainment purposes only and is not based on medical or professional recommendations.
The host mentions having eaten undercooked chicken at a barbecue and later developing stomach issues, but notes that it's hard to know for sure and that such incidents are rare and not widely recognized.
No, the podcast explicitly discourages listeners from trying any of the cooking methods or food practices discussed, stating they are not serious or recommended.
The host admits they do not cook and has no experience making fried chicken, saying they only know what they've seen done in the past, not how to actually prepare it.
The body and fitness discussions are fictional and part of the show's comedic tone. The hosts share exaggerated or humorous anecdotes rather than real fitness journeys or results.
The podcast uses the concept of robes as a joke to discuss intimacy and relationships, suggesting such gestures may be seen as suggestive, but frames it as a humorous and exaggerated topic.
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