Episode 926 | "Let's See That Snapper"

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You gonna just set it off with the racism. Yo, he's not trying to be racist. I think that we don't holla. I think that we, you know, we celebrate other people's holidays, but we don't celebrate them. Gotta celebrate them. That's fair. They out there, they workin', they put the work in. Six this morning. Rawr. Rawr. That's how. They out there, too. They don't talk to each other, Diva. They don't talk. You hear them talk? They don't talk for you. Oh, shit. Oh, man. How y'all doin', man? Feelin' great, man. How are you? I lived in a townhouse for six years, and every Thursday, them niggas used to come and get them bushes right. I'd just be in the window. Them niggas wouldn't even acknowledge me. At all. They were there for six years. Did a great job. Yeah. Wow. They there to get it done. Yeah. You ever tip them? No. So what the fuck they gotta talk to you? That's why he ain't talkin', right? Well, I didn't hire 'em. Don't matter. They dicing up your bushes. Yeah, no. Oh, you tip them, even though your complex hired them, you'll tip them still? Yeah, if they doin' a good job. You just wouldn't. He try to. His bitches just doin' his. Oh. Trimming my bushes? Yeah. You did the back, they do the front. Yeah, man. Oh, God. We got a good daddy, look at Free. We got a great daddy, look at Free. My nigga Free. I'm down with black people appropriatin' shit. I'm not down with none of that Erica Kirk talkin' about. Okay. Why do you. Why? Just why. Yeah. Just why? Why Cinco de Mayo? Oh, I have a blast every Cinco de Mayo. Got you. Every year. We're drivin' tequila today. Excuse me? Tequila. You drink? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tequila. I bought a bottle, man. Oh, thank you. Ooh. All right, come on. Let's get right to it, man. Top five races. top five races or races or races top five races right now not racist okay top five races come on black human black black look at the room no answer for parks we ain't got black first i mean in order i'm answering for me you ain't got black first neither it's your boy possible talking that's what you call me right i know you're gonna get on your megaphone we know when you feel good mark don't laugh it's a 1v1 no don't laugh you want me to make you some socks get your socks on n***a i need you to make your socks and sneakers match what you mean the color if you want to wear new sneakers wear new socks my n***a these guys are new boys what you talking about watch your f***ing mouth when you talking to the guard n***a these are new n***a i'll slap you lift your foot up that ain't new watch your f***ing mouth it doesn't take you free shit a little tan under the bottom f*** out of here you been around whites too much n***a get back to black n***a you're trying to see look for everything black around you n***a my n***a you got a suede trucker hat on is that black what are you talking about n***a what i want happy single demise out there you guys stand up and pull your shirt down we are so glad that you all could be here with us today as you can see the cast is extremely excited we got a great show lined up for you guys and we're gonna have a real good time man we have a real good that n***a unbuttoned the bottom of his shirt you gotta unbutton his shirt bro that n***a's shirt up here let me open it up n***a don't try to holla at shit with me you bitch ass n***a we a chain act i think flip looks good today he does i think anybody looks good today yo wait till nah him he don't look good wait till he try to he try to he try to relate to his workers i'll put anything on how i relate to you n***a so you can work for less n***a we on the same we not on the same playing field boy pay your n***as pay em i'm trying to figure out why it's so scentless over there by ishan maher scentless they don't wear lotion here your lotion is scented? you wear scented lotion? It tracks. Yeah, it does, actually. Pure Glossier. Yeah. It's body cream. Okay. And yes, it has a scent. Okay. Hey, what the fuck is wrong with these aliens? I wear cologne. What's that wear cologne? What does that have to do with our. You said I'm scentless. You said it's scentless over here. It's not scentless over here. It is scentless still. It's scentless still. He's trying to segway this lotion thing so bad. It don't make sense. Is there a reason y'all don't wear lotion? Well, it's y'all know don't wear lotion. I didn't know that Mark was making a conscious decision to not wear lotion. I always thought that you was just forgetting on some having a rushed morning shit. It's become part of my trifling routine of just not doing it. I don't be like, I'm not against lotion. It's not a position I have. But it kind of is, though. Do you own lotion? Yeah, I got lots of it. Boy, he's married, so that's not fair. I got a house full of lotions. Yeah. That's also because you're married. You know what I mean? You get married. You use lotion. Don't, don't, don't, don't. Oh, yeah, he said. I'm not with you. That's true, but I mean, if you're just at home. No, I'm always at home, boy. There's a difference being at home and not getting nothing. You're drunk over in the bathroom, nigga. That's when you lose lotion, nigga. Without lotion. Yeah, that was the lotion problem. Oh, you don't use lotion. Oh, you're drunk. You don't. You're free base. Dry rub. Yeah. Oh. Dry rub. Lemon pepper. Just me and mine. Dry rub. His shit naturally soft. He owns the work. That's crazy. I got soft hands. Baby hands. Why are you banging on lotion? It's not, like I said, it's more like I just, you know, you'd be rushing, you'd get busy, and then I was like, eh. Then I got married. I was like, I don't really need to be moisturized. I ain't trying to look good for nobody else. You got a point. I just, I have fallen off so much. It's just great for black skin. It's great. It's great for melanated skin. It will make my body better, make me feel better, make me look better. I ain't got no good reason not to do it. But you see this? Holy shit. Damn, I'm, come on, I didn't just fucking run a camp. Hey, yo, your shit got lawns. Your shit got cracks, nigga. I'm about to say. That's a clip. You ain't watching me. No, you got to meet up, Mark. You crazy. We all ass you over here is all I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we all are not. We all are not. Come on, this wing right here. Oh, man. How y'all feeling? Good, man. I'm happy to be here, man. I'm happy to see you guys. I miss you guys. I was about to call out. Why? So you can get drunk off tequila. I was drunk off tequila after last night. Damn. Yo, this is so wild. You in, you in. Mexicans don't even celebrate Cinco de Mayo like that. Wow. How many days do you spend Cinco de Mayo? Yeah. No, no, no. There was a sixer game last night. That's why I was drunk. No, there wasn't. Ice. No, there wasn't. My man. I can't believe you had the nerve to put that ball on that table like that. Oh, shit. That's disgusting. You be letting niggas do whatever they want. Mark. Yeah. Mark, take that. Why are you smacking it? Kick that shit off the balcony, man. That could hit anybody. I would hide that shit if I were her. No, no, no. This is for good juju. We had a rough start. So this is for good juju. This morning, somebody, I won't say who, replaced the Knicks ball with the Sixers ball. Then it gets Martha, right? Yeah. Come on, man. In hopes of changing our life. You call that juju? Well, yesterday was bad juju, so I'm saying this is for jojo. Y'all niggas got y'all last word. Fuck you talking about. Well, today is going to be different. That's right. New day. A new day. Stomped a mud hole in there. Here we go. Seriously. Here we go. I ain't going to lie to you, yo. That shit was different. I hated that. I know we ain't. I ain't going to. Yo, mute up for a second. We stomped an absolute mud hole in the fucking Sixers. And we did it with brotherly love. How did the guys look at you? You know the worst part, yo? The whole thing. No, no, no, no. Prior to that. Because off of winning that Boston series, I was ready to come in here talking shit, celebrating. I had some shirts made. And then I said, let me check the schedule and see when game one is. Oh, yeah. I had them writing a scope for that. I was pissed. I had them writing a scope. So you're saying you weren't confident in your team? No, no. What I'm saying is. We want a separation. Yeah, yeah. Let me come in here and celebrate that. Let me get that off. And then we go into the next game. Because y'all showed up against Boston. Showed up huge. Y'all showed up against Boston. But these ain't them white boys. Shut up. These are not those Boston white boys. I wanted Boston. Because of all them Boston white boys. I wanted them. oh, we was going to kick their ass. But y'all wanted to go out there and fucking. And win. Yeah, but win in a black way. Like, athleticism, dunking, edge cone, balls on niggas' heads, fucking. It was embarrassing what y'all did out there. So y'all kind of was on a high. Congrats to Philly for what y'all did. Historic victory. I'm not coming in here really to boast the way I should. Like Ice, I checked the schedule because I didn't want to come in here before a game was played and have to hear Philadelphia mouth. I didn't want to come in. I didn't want to come in, blink, blink, and hear hope from y'all. So once I saw the schedule and it said Monday night, oh, I said, oh, great. Oh, wonderful. Someone will have an edge. And I think that's us. See, last year and the year before, we were that team going through the steps, learning how important it is to close out a series, winning if you can early. Early as possible. So you can rest. So we were supposed to win that game. This is our ascension run. Nick fans, true Nick fans, ain't happy that we beat up on y'all. This is supposed to happen. I'm not mad at losing game one. Yo, beat up for a second. And Philadelphia, Philadelphia, y'all traded arguably somebody that was in the Rookie of the Year conversation last year. For scraps, for tacos. Y'all traded him to avoid the luxury tax. Don't do tacos like that. They got back like an eighth round pick or some shit. It was more than that. What else was it aside from avoid the luxury tax? They're in win now mode. And with Edgecombe playing this well, they had some questions about his knee because he had two injuries, right? He had the knee injury and then a hand injury. You believe in what Philly Tribune said. And so he would have been five deep in a rotation, which is fine if you're OKC because you don't need them right now. But they were trying to win. I think it was a bad trade, but it wasn't for it was it was more about that. It was the Sixers could use Jared McCain at them, right? And we could take the six out of your name. Like we thought it was Nixon six, which I put him in the ER. That's a good wordplay. That was a good one. Yeah, y'all, y'all, y'all. I'm not I'm not super excited about this. The Knicks should kill y'all to come back. I have the same faith I had before the series started. Same, same. If the Sixers are healthy, like I said, with Boston, if there's only because if a B goes out tomorrow, gets hit by a bus, which could happen, God forbid. But he always gets injured. If the Sixers stay healthy, the Sixers win this series. The niggas are mop him and A.D., bro. They live on the floor like, yo, anybody can push this nigga on the floor. A.D.'s a lot more. Yeah. They cousins. Yeah, you know, yo. Yeah, you're right. You're right. And that's the that's bad. That was Jalen Brown point. Like, yo, my nigga, you posted me up. I do like this. You fall. You seven something. Three hundred pounds. You just gonna fall. Well, he get into the line, though. I mean, that's the only thing that kept us remotely in the game in the first quarter. It's just a real big difference. You can see the difference between a team that's been together for the last five years. Y'all core. Four years. Y'all core. And they did that without even really kicking it with each other. Just kind of knowing where it's like me and my dad at the spade table. It's like you just know what where somebody is going to be and what they're going to do. It was it was the mind. All that edge comb athleticism, maxi speed, all that shit. It was it was. That's. It's not talked about enough, man, in basketball. We're going to move on because why? Why would we stay on this long? But IQ is just so understated in basketball, yo. And it matters. Colin Coward before this series had Jalen Brunson as like the seventh best player in the series. I don't understand it. Everybody's better than Jalen Brunson. In the series? Yeah. Colin Coward should be talking, man. Yeah. That's what we're talking about. In the series? That's not possible. I think he's the third best player in the series. He had current Paul George better than Carlin. That's not possible. Anthony Towns. Like, his list was nuts. He had edge comb better than all our. He was bugging. But everybody is better than Jalen Brunson until they see Jalen Brunson. Well, let's see if that happens this series. Everybody. We got to hear about it. You was another one with all of this fucking Tyrese Maxey shit. I still believe in Tyrese Maxey. Look, the Sixers played against the Celtics damn near until midnight Sunday morning. They did. And now they play Monday night. They're exhausted. This is an older team. Right. So you think that. Maxey's better than Brunson, just for clarity. I do take Maxey over Brunson. Yeah, I do. I think he's a better player. He certainly had a better season. Would you agree with that? No. No. Not really. No. Okay. No. I strongly disagree. Did you see the game last night? I did. Maxey didn't play well. Everybody's better than Brunson. Until the game starts. Until they got to see Brunson. We'll see. Never fails. Sixers and Favre. I'm not going to say that, but I still got to. I ain't even mentioned the best part. Here we go. And we got six more home games. Oh, shit. How can we lose? Y'all ain't got six home games. Why not? Y'all can't come to that game. The turnpike, dear. Oh, you didn't see the stats. No, no, no. You didn't see the ticket update. Joe, I mean. No, I saw that. You didn't see the stats. The stats came back of who bought the tickets and where they were from. That's cool. Not counting the Knicks fans. I live in Philadelphia. That's cool. I have mad people in my DMs. Yo, if you need a Philly address, I got you one. That's nasty. That's disgusting. Fine. Fine. Nigga told me, yo, Joe want to buy my tickets? Yeah. Like, niggas, I said, Knicks fans will be there. Oh, no, I'm not saying y'all ain't going to be there. It ain't going to be a home game. Oh, yes, it is. It ain't going to look like it did before. Oh, yes, it is. Oh, yes, it is. Where y'all took over. Oh, yes, it is. Chanting and shit. Oh, yes, it is. Oh, get ready. So you really think Philly gave all them people their money back? It's business, my nigga. Go, New York. It's all right. It's all right. I don't like them. I wanted Philly to win, but they. Man, it's game one. Just for the record, Maxie averaged 28 points, 28.3 points, 6.6 assists, and 4.1 rebounds, shooting 46% from the field this year. OK. OK. Brunson averaged 26 points, 6.8 assists, and 3.3 rounds. OK. So Maxie had, and he shot 46. So Maxie basically was ahead of him in everything except assists, which is by 0.2. And Joel Embiid ain't play all year. Yeah, that's why I think he had a better year. Joel Embiid ain't play all year. Whatchamacallit did that with their whole roster intact. And won a lot more games. And he's the seventh seed. And he did that for y'all to be the seventh seed. He still had a better season. That's all. My point is he had a better season. He did. But I think he's, anyway, doesn't matter. But I think he had a better season. I think he's going to make an all-NBA team this year. For the first time. I think Tyrese Maxie's going to have a. Will he score more than 12 next game? Well, that's the disappointing part. I've just, I've never seen him quite look like this. But I think he said, I think he was probably tired and just had a bad game. It's all good. It happens. We got it, man. It happens. It happens. I mean, Joe, before you start the pod, Joe, before you start the pod, Joe, I'm confident enough to still bet. Oh, God. Well, what do you want to bet? Well, I mean. What do you want to bet? I mean, y'all. I'm not going to bet 5K down. 5K? I'm not going to bet 5K down 1-0. But I'll bet 1,000. Also, like, 10 other people will bet me. So, they here hit me up. I've done, bet a bunch of people a lot of money. But I bet let's make a friendly 1,000. That's enough to talk shit and have fun. You good with that? I'll take your 1K, Mark. Okay. I'll take your 1K. You take the bet. It's full. Cool. Ice, you want some of this? No, I don't bet. I don't gamble. Wow. Good thing. Good thing, boy. I don't gamble. Good thing you don't. You did the right thing. Is this shit in? Flip, you a Knicks fan? No, I'm just. I'm on a bandwagon, yo. Oh, got you, got you. I love the best thing you do. And I can't see my eyes. You're my baby. Yes, sir. And you got me mad. Mic check, one, two, one, two, mic check. I can call you and maybe we can hook up later. My design, wonderful, kind. Yeah, I'm on my ground. I'm a shorty that stands. Still tripped, but I ain't lost my mind. I just party and bullshit. My attitude, I'm good, my. They say I'm hood rich because I drive big cars. Didn't block, middle finger the cops. They say when you meet the one, all the thugs should stop. Bleak, what up, boy? Oh, Brooklyn, what up? What up out there? Y'all, she was bad. I ain't cold. I'm a day in, y'all. That's the rules. We don't make them. We don't break them. I don't sweat them. I forget them and find a way to shake them. But I put a holler to her. Spit live, I had her. She from the birds. I'm from the jacks. She ain't the books, true. I do, but that's between me and you. And I don't really phone back. Big charity, big charity, whole New York. I'm on the passenger side. I'm like. Westchester, too, man. Westchester don't be getting love. I took them drives out there on the fucking. What's that, the sawmill? Gotta give Westchester love. Late nights on the sawmills. Stop playing with us. Oh, you're my baby. You're not my call, you're my baby. She don't hook up with ladies. Hey, I don't. I don't hook up with ladies. You know about this, bro? No. Queens! Queens, what up, Queens? You like to get me to stay out of Queens, boy? You like to get me to stay out of Queens, nigga? Yeah, I throw shots at you. All day, my pimp came down when it comes to these bitches. They do what I say and they bail on my wishes. Watch all my clothes and. Stack, rest in peace, boy. I turn a sweet bitch to a switchblade sister. Why you trying to. ♪ Riot Squad, what up, Far Rock, what up ♪ Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, hey, shout out to all the Patronies out there, everybody getting ready for a good spring, everybody on vacation and all that, all of our kids graduating to graduating class, hey! Atlanta, what's going on out there, Florida, what up out there, Cali, what up, yeah, now wherever the weather night's at, what's popping, hey guys! Watch your fucking face freeze like I'm about to play the clean version, fuck you, nigga! Don't you dare! You know where it's going, nigga! You know my life, you know that's who you call it, well the baller ain't a riding letter with the forward, you can talk about my bitch, yeah, that's a different story, you can talk about the trivia, that's a couple stories, you know what I mean, everybody in the gym getting that workout body, summer body, getting it right, yeah, shining like a diamond on a mixed floor, ice dropped out the gym, he trying to hide, he trying to hide, you back? I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, hey, that's why the poncho was on, nah, we back, we back, stop playing with us. I'll show y'all what happened, nigga, I went to the doctor two weeks ago, stepped on the scale, I've never seen that number before in my life, again, a word, yeah, it was hiding, I was like, yo, yo, excuse me, alright, I gotta get on that, that's what's up, that's it, that shit was, that was depressing, I've been there before, I ain't missing the hook for whatever y'all telling me, alright, I'm gonna bring it back then, what's up, hey! You know what I mean, sundress season and all that! Don't you worry, girl, I'm on your body, tell your nigga about you, see him later, got his up, he got you balling, got sass, sass, and later, I know, you know, you live, you with your Abu Dhabi, don't you worry, girl, I'm on your body, I always got some boys, can't you? Let's keep this applause going right quick for the best crew in the world, can I, can we turn my vocal up a little bit, please, Parks? N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N All right, mic check, one, two, one, two, mic check, one, two, one, two. What episode is this? 926. Welcome to episode 926 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by Power Buy, Fuel Buy, Prize Picks, Prize Picks, Ganger. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, extremely happy to be your host, Joe Budden, here with some really amazing people. To my right, Queens Get The Money. Ho, Queens, what up out there? Queens Flip in the building. Yes, sir. Queens Flip, how you feeling, bro? I'm feeling great, man. I'm happy to be here. Let's get to it. Good. Absolutely love that. Next to him, our good brother, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in the building. Mark, how you doing, man? I can't complain. My man. Good, good. Next to him. Come on, man. Stop playing. Ho-am. Ho-am. Ho-am. Socksless. Stop playing. Socksless. Soft gray shorts with the Ho-am shirt. Soft man era. With the dick pill and his sister. Yo. He got a stiffy right now, boy. Damn. He gonna rock right now. No problem. He got a stiffy. Hey, never know what you'll see at the post office. KUPS stop. Never know who we'll bump into at fucking Wawa. Mr. Thousand Doors and the big ish issues in the building. Our current pod of the month. Yes, sir. How you feeling, man? Where's your chain at? Oh, shit. It's in the back room. I'm gonna go get it. Hey. I ain't wanna take it home. How you feeling, ish? He's a smart man. He can't go to that. Yeah, we know. Yeah, yeah. He know. He know. Yeah. Good thing. Ran a few chains before. Oh, shit. You think he get got? Good thing. Hey. Oh, boy. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Run that. Blur. That was smart, though. That's what you think? Got you. Yeah, because you're gonna give it up, too. You're like, you're not gonna fight for the pod of the month chain. Y'all don't want no problem with that, right? Take my phone, too. Plus, it would just be Mark. Nigga just gonna put. Hook it, Mark. I'm getting that fucking chain. They're gonna come up with a lip and a fucking shite-skeet ass on, saying a whole bunch of big words. A stocking can't ask for his hands, right? Come up off of this divine piece of jewelry. Y'all see the little TikTok trend going on of dudes and a significant other with the shite-skeet on, acting like they about to rob a bank or rob some niggas, so the nigga come out. All right, y'all know what the fuck time of the day might get in. And then they come to go, yeah, everybody, you better listen to them. You better not move. Next to Ish. Come on, man. Stop playing. Big appropriation buys. Stop playing serving legs today. Popeye's got nothing on him. Love that chicken from Popeye's. Big Freeze in the building. You niggas ain't got more Apple Watch bands than him. At all. Fuck y'all talking about. Stop playing with him, man. Freeze, how you feeling, bro? I'm good, man. I'm good. Good. Happy to see you, Freeze. Happy to see y'all, too. I make sure. Freeze. What's up? Over the course of the week, I learned a little fact about vasectomies. I got to come bring it to your way, because you are a vasectomy expert. Clip reverse. Clip reverse. I was looking into the process, and I was fighting with my girl about it. Wait, what side was you on in the fight? I was saying, well, we had this talking about before, and me and her were just rehashing it. I was saying, I'm with telling your partner if you're going to get a vasectomy. However, if somebody is dead set on not wanting any more kids, I totally understand them making that decision and not telling nobody about it. Got it. Okay. Your body, your choice. And then she said, I would know. And then I said, how would you know? And then she said, because you ejaculate differently once you've had. And I said, what do you mean? That's not true. And she said, the shit come out chunky. That's not true. Like blocks of cocaine. Yeah, what? Because they've- Chunky nuts. Because they've extracted the semen or whatever the fuck. She looks like feta cheese. That's what I was thinking. Like, yo, you shoot blue cheese? Yeah, that's right. Exactly. So I was like, yo, if I'm coming blue cheese, then I'm not going to get the vasectomy. It's the exact same shit, bro. I don't know where she got that from. As a person who has a vasectomy. And bust a lot of nuts. It's the exact same shit. But you shoot up the club. Same color, too? Same color, too. That ain't always, that ain't true. It's, it's. Now, that's some super, that's a, I ain't going to lie, that's some super fly shit. They had a vasectomy and still pull out. Bitch, get off me, yo. Still, still. Just in case. Yo, you ain't even worth my. It ain't 100%. It ain't even worth my skim milk. Yeah, come on. It's just skim milk. Nah, that's a flex, yo. Yeah, freak. Anyway, uh, Big Parks, Elmira's finest. What's poppin'? What's poppin'? White Poe is here. Corey is here. And love-ass Corey face-ass niggas. Straight from French St. Bart's ass niggas. Erickson is here. Tanner and Stavon are here by remote last, but certainly not least. Each and every one of you very important people out there are here. What's up? What's going on? What's going on? What's good? Chillin'. Feelin' good, man. We in the building, yo. We in the building. Let's get right to it. What's important? What's important? What's on our hearts and minds? I assumed. You was going to break down the Met Gala. I mean, I didn't love it this year. Yeah. Really? We can talk about it, but I don't know if it's the opener. Okay. And I do plan to talk about it a little bit, but I didn't. It wasn't it. I thought with the concept that they was going to eat a little more. They did not. And seem a little lazy, right? Super. All right. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't just me. There was some fly shit, but there was a lot of, like. A lot of people missed the mark. Yeah. Well, I think a lot of people just didn't put forth the effort that they did last year in the last couple years. That shit was a block. No, I think the concept of art is really lost on people, and it's up to each individual's interpretation. And some people just look like. I don't think with that crowd, it's lost. But these niggas be having stylists. Yeah. These niggas be having stylists, again, with a budget that is. Unlimited. Yeah. Yeah. Impossible. So, I thought somebody would have been coming in with some spacey shit, some. Jimmy Butler came in in custom alo. With a hoodie. With a hoodie on. That should piss me right off. But it's alo. It's art. These are the companies. It's artsy. And D-Wade had a fucking tank top on. It was like. Wade D-Wade had a. He had a. A cut. No, no. I just want to try to shut off the designers. I don't remember who the designer was. we'll come back to this okay we'll come back to this yeah we'll come back to it it's about the design the one thing I was thinking is that maybe people wanted to like actually enjoy the party and some of that super extravagant shit it's probably hard to like enjoy the party but I could be wrong like Tiana was that was Tiana that shocked me I think it was Tom Ford that might be right actually I was like oh shit I couldn't figure out who Hov's suit was I think it was Chanel but I'm not positive I liked his I liked his suit though he looked nice and I kind of liked Steph Curry's shit with the hoodie even though I hate like a hoodie vibe his shit looked kind of fly that was Balenciaga was it yeah Steph and his wife Balenciaga we'll come back to this yeah we can come back to this no let's start with Steph Diggs Stephon Diggs the important shit yeah appropriately named boy Stephon Diggs yo boy this boy that nigga was dicking down that guy damn every nigga knew that that nigga once this story came out yeah he got that fucking Amani tick he got that he told you you cook that steak you cook that steak like that I'm coming to take that down and they want to just take everything down and give you a room in the house you got to live here and you got to leave when my girl come but when she leave she'll roll back you can come cook again make me an omelette some grits make breakfast and some pussy yeah and I'm going to fly you out you get to come with the crew this is this is what is there to say about this everybody knew that he was cracking the girl the second I heard the very first clip of her voice I was like he had nothing about that voice give chef no this voice is giving phone sex make me nut after midnight what are y'all talking about somebody coming there with that voice yes you're hired she cooking yes she cooking yes make oodles and noodles bitch can you tell which one is the oven alright cool you got the job can you boil an egg here's the phone uber eats whatever we need to eat here or that yeah just keep that ass here as long as you eat yeah oh and then they oh my gosh so then they showed we're talking about the Stefan Diggs case that his former chef has against him for strangulation amongst other things and boy bad hey man well she confused me like and she was thirsty to bring Cardi up like she was real thirsty to keep saying Cardi name on questions that had absolutely nothing to do with Cardi but in some of that shit she was saying like she was still hyped to talk to Cardi and hey we was planning outfits to go to this trip and I'm like I think she did that to show like yo I was what I got was you jealous but you not jealous of the main like yo I'ma be your side but when you started going to get yams and green beans and mashed potatoes now I got a problem you get what I'm saying so I think strategically she was like yo dog I'm not mad at girls cause me and Cardi super fly like she kept reiterating like me and Cardi fly I met her we got cool we built a relationship da da da da da but all the gardener and the fucking you know what I'm saying athlete niggas be doing the living sides yo I'll be honest like y'all take it to the extreme cause y'all been lit since uh y'all was seven it's a different type of money too bro it's a different type of money yeah but I'm just talking about the ideology behind it the living side the living side 40, 50 million a year the money is what yeah yo you doing 50 60, 70 know what the crib look like yeah and you I got exactly I got four or five of them but anyway how would you characterize your relationship with Mr. Diggs I would say it's complicated nothing about that voice at all say cook something paprika nothing about that we we had a it started out as friends we met that shit good too it started out as friends became close friends and we would meet up hang out nah you can tell she know what she doing oh no for sure break up professional questioner without doubts of her this chick ain't never seen William that's normal February 2025 you and he talked about you working for him yes and that's how you got private you got the job ma hired you got the gig say that again it's yours like Wu-Tang said got it I'm with you yeah I'm with you hired yeah but when it don't go right girls y'all gotta give it up that's so last decade when it don't go right now you gotta bring bring up fake DV I'm only saying fake DV cause Adelaide was spinning her up there like that video they showed of her doing the dance yeah it was like oh it kinda got you a little bit what'd you do? what'd you do? what'd you do? what'd you do? what'd you think Mark? did you see that? I saw the dance but I didn't have a context for it I don't know if it was real or not but that's no they was tearing her up on that stand they was tearing her up on that stand ooh that's nasty it was assing you though it was assing you in the courtroom? no I'm talking about in the dancing video it was in there did the video come out after the court testimony or did they use it to impeach her? like were they like you said this but what about this? which one was it? they used it I don't understand I saw the video on the internet I didn't know if that came out like after she gave her version of the story or did the lawyers present that to her like how do you explain this? yes the latter it was the latter how did she respond? it was you said this happened and this is you a few days later let me try to find how she responded I got too many clips of her because she was a star she was a star all day I was content oh no we just did that get out of here he asked me what was I doing for the week and I asked him oh so you weren't going to tell me that I wasn't able to come to Art Basel and he was he explained why and it was because of the situation with me and the other co-worker Lindsay Bolin and I was upset with him not upset at the fact I couldn't go to Art Basel me and him had a relationship over four and a half years he could have told me weeks ahead of time because me and his girlfriend Cardi B we were talking about being like I was going to go to Art Basel and he just waited to the last day so I was more upset with him not letting me know I wasn't going to come at an earlier time when you're in you're bringing your other side right I'm your bottom bitch my nigga I'm going to rock with your girl and then it's me I'm the A man she has some plans out there at Art Basel that he fucked up no no no I don't think so I think she wanted to go with him to Art Basel with Shorty and she took somebody else Silva I've been to Yams nigga you going to take the green beans on the trip you fucking out your mom you out your boy yeah I don't plan on eating on the trip anyway that's a good point the stove yeah I'm just drinking all carbones that's it that's nuts let's see and it turned out Miss Adams you had gotten paid for two of the three weeks that you said you hadn't gotten paid for right yeah that's where it got tricky this is missing a whole lot of stuff he has enough questions I can't answer your question correctly without the proper evidence here come evidence your honor may I approach your honor may I approach ain't never good you don't do that when it's going good here come exhibits do you recognize this document as a document text exchanges between you and Sonny go ahead look through that take your time they went in a rush you can read right we'll wait yes they did December 9 2025 yes and you're the person in the bubbles on the left yes and you write to Sonny hey so I looked over my transfers payment history and they said payments 11/7 and 11/21 totaling $5,000 see that yes so you knew that you had actually been paid for two of those three weeks that you've tried to get paid for again right what's your what's your name I never like this did you know I don't know I was trying to guess your name because I what's your name again I'm not this I don't know I can't answer that question correctly you knew on December 9th that you had been paid for two of the three weeks you said you hadn't been paid for did you I don't I can't I don't understand the question you just acknowledged you wrote it to Sonny I was supposed to be paid for the week I was sent home so I sent the incorrect amount because I didn't know he wasn't paying me for that so you dropped $6,000 instead of $2,000 that's the my calculations was my calculation and and so that last week that was a week you didn't work right because I was sent home right so you weren't in the kitchen cooking Mr. Diggs sent me home because he had girls at the house whatever you're going to ask is not responsive your honor yes you're just mad I'm still understanding what you're saying do you understand I don't what does any of this have to do with strangulation and all the other shit that they were accused of on him of? What does any of this have to do with the strangulation and all the other charges? she accused him of. Because she was alleging that she was a chef and she hadn't gotten paid for some work. She just made a lot of accusations. Got it. So they addressed every one of them and she was. So now if I can prove that you're lying on one and two. Now you're lying. Now it fucks up your credibility to say you lying on three. Got it. So I'm going to take care of the small shit first and then I'm. I feel bad for Stefan Diggs because the girl that you fucking see real quick and want to do something to, want to penetrate her, that ain't the girl sometimes on the side, the girl you fucking on the side, that ain't really the girl you ever imagined being on the stand having to really like hold a talk. Or somebody that y'all really was rocking because that could have been your homie. You know what I'm saying? Could have been. I'm going to give you a job, whatever the case may be. You might not even be that good of a chef. I got to see, I'm glad you said it before me, I got to see a meal. Is she going to interview your dog? No, we got to see because if I don't start seeing some plated food, I'm going to think that we talking about something that y'all ain't saying yet. That is true. And then some of this line of questioning and some of the complaints would make a little more sense to me. That's what I think. I think even in the part with her saying, yo, he owed me more money. It ain't, but what'd you cook that week? You can't say that. Yo, you owe me some more money for some other shit. We had an agreement here and it's this and I'm old. That's how I heard that. And bubble gum. And the chef. Yeah, exactly. And the chef that live with you, when you ever heard the chef that live with you needing to be paid weekly? Yeah. That don't make no sense. I don't know how that works. I mean, it don't work like that. Oh, okay. I'll trust your word. Yeah, no, it don't work like that. Get paid weekly and you live here. That's not what the girl. Oh, poor thing, boy. You feel bad for her? Huh? For her? No, I don't feel bad for anybody in it. I don't believe her accusations. I have a thing about women who make false accusations when they are. When they are going through something with somebody that they are romantic with or intimate with. But a lot of, that's what a lot of people do. That's a sensitive subject. A lot of people use emotions to allow their emotions to get the best of them and they do erratic stuff like that. And I don't think that's fear. I don't think it's fear to real victims of domestic violence. I don't think it's fear to taxpayers. True. Like, there's a lot of people I don't think that some of this is fear to. So then how, I'm sorry, Mom, but then how does she get her just due, right? She's saying that, yo, hey, you played me. You sent me home. You sent me home with nothing. Do you feel like he should have sent her home with a care package? Like, yo, take this little $2,000. Some niggas do that. So they send you home and they just say, I'll give you this. Get the fuck out of here. We don't know the circumstance of why she was sent home. Yeah. Because. She could have been on some bullshit. Yeah. Okay. Because that's all I'm hearing. She keep, I keep hearing the other girls. Fair enough. So, oh, I see some other chicks here. I got a problem. I nut up. Oh, you got to go. Yeah, I might not send you home with no bread then. She just said that, yo. He sent me home because he had other girls in the house. It just sounds like she got too comfortable. She ain't cook that week. And it mean that you wasn't enough fun. You was just causing a havoc. News flash. Niggas don't want to deal with that. News flash. There's levels to this. You in there thinking you doing the best mop and glow sucky suck job you ever done, but it's just you doing it. You slamming pots and shit. You changing the energy of the environment. Bitches walking through the fucking hallway. You got a screw face. No one wants to deal with that. This other girl, the next girl that's coming is a madam. And she's not coming alone. No, she's a Dyson. You was the girl. You was the, what's the bullshit it's called? Yeah, and she bought a few Dyson friends. Yeah. Fucking Atlanta. She bought the hotel shit. Dyson, Daniels. Dirt devil. Dustbuster. Yeah, nah. Next fruit is coming while you doing what you're doing. The next fruit is coming. They don't get it done. Yeah, the fucking Claremont twins. The Claremont twins will be here in a fucking couple seconds. They're professionals, my nigga. That's their job to get it done. And she happens to cook too. That's fucking crazy, yo. That nigga ain't hungry. I'm saying, it's the motherfuckers that's about to come through here where, listen, you suck the best dick in Milwaukee, girl. Where you from? Where the chef girl is from? Hey, I'm sure you out there sucking the best dick you could. In Piedmont. In a cut. Yeah, exactly. That was true. You in the league now, man. You killing them. You in the league now. It's the playoffs. Yeah, yeah. It's the playoffs. No, you can't go to Art Basel. This is win or go home. You are for the crib. You gotta go home, man. You going fishing? You going fishing? Art Basel, I'm bringing my best freaks. Bitch, man. No, you can't go. You're not eating. No. You good for home. No, and them bitches cook. You don't even have to bring anything to Art Basel, actually. No, you don't. Just bring your art. It's bad fishing to see. In Art Basel. Oh, my God. And you might not congregate well with the other fish. That's true. You never know. Fishes. You're not about to come out here and scare the hoes, man. Yeah, bro. Like, yeah. You're not doing that. You gotta go. I can see where she was fun, though. Home. Home. She was home fun. Wednesday night, yeah. Home fun. Do we sound like the Manosphere? Yeah. Yes, sir. We do, right? Absolutely. Hey, is that why Mark's quiet? I don't want to bring up some fun with a different take. I'm going to just I'm going to blitz y'all right now. No, please don't do that. You can have a different take. Mark, Mark, Mark. We had our fun with the topic already. We can be serious now. No, you don't have to be serious. Two things. Maybe a little serious. One is just looking at it from the outside in, there's clearly some information here we don't have that will make all this shit make more sense. Yeah. When something makes this little sense, there's some information missing. I'm not saying whose information is missing. I'm just saying some shit here that ain't adding up to me. They clearly, obviously, have a relationship that's bigger than what she's saying on the stand and bigger than he's acknowledging. Yeah. And that might fill in some holes as to why she felt like she needed or deserved more. I'm not saying she deserved it or didn't. I don't know. They're in a relationship. But something is missing here that might make what she did make more sense. See, but I don't think that's clear. It's not clear. That's what I'm saying. No, when you say clearly the relationship was more than, that part is unclear to me. Well, let me say it differently. It might not have been more. It was at least different than what she's presenting. It could be less than what she's presenting. It could be my cook that I'm just fucking. But whatever it is, there's a misalignment between what she's saying and what it was because you don't respond that way if you're just working. You also don't respond that way if that's your main girl. There's all these things that's a little fuzzy to me. And as far as the DV thing goes, if I'm understanding correctly, they're saying the argument from the people presenting that video is if you were a victim of DV, why are you in this video dancing two days later? That part, I'm with you. Yeah, that part doesn't add up. I mean. Well, they also showed a bunch of pictures of the areas that she said were affected of her face and her neck. Yeah. They showed a lot more. Yeah, and that's what I'm saying. I don't know enough about the trial to have an opinion or their relationship to know whether it happened or not. What I would say, though, is just to the response I saw on the internet, which was kind of like. And it's not that she was dancing in the videos, that she was dancing in a video in the same place. Right. But they said it was before the assault happened. No, they didn't. It was after. Oh, it was after? Okay. The tweets I read said it was before. No, no, it was after. My only point is sometimes you can be a victim of DV and then go back. Sometimes you can be a victim of DV and do the exact same shit you did. Sometimes you can be a victim of DV and go on stage and smile and laugh. I don't know what happened. I'm just saying that to me isn't exculpatory. Got it, okay. That's all I was going to say because I don't want to have that narrative out there because then whenever someone's a victim of DV and they don't respond perfectly. They're discredited. They're discredited. I get you. Because a lot of times when you do leave or you do run away and say fuck, you get killed. There's a lot of reasons why people don't leave. So all I'm saying is that's not the only thing to think about. Again, I don't know their relationship. I don't know what the fuck happened but I do know there's more here than we've been told by either of them. I don't care enough to know but if they want to tell us I had to be helpful. It's not our business but I'd like to know since they gave us this much. No, I understand. Bitch, I don't know. What did you call him? Yeah, like Mark always liked to isolate the one. No, I understand. Stockholm. He bodied that shit. He's right. He be picking the main. In this particular case. When you left when you left when you left when you left When you look at the full board and not just the abuse part of it the whole case that they're painting. Yeah, you can see people. You can't equate that because you said some people if they leave or they want to leave they get killed but in this situation she was sent home. Right. And again she was sent home. All right, go ahead. You go have your temper tantrum over there. You messing up the energy. Go home. That's what she was. So now she went. She couldn't leave because they sent her home. Yeah, she could have. And then there's the money part of that, right? Which again And there's the money part and they have witnesses that were there that had a different story than her like all the other stuff, Mark. Yeah, again I'm not saying she's He said that. He said, yeah. I said I don't know I'm not disagreeing with y'all take on it. The only thing I was pointing out was I said I'm responding to the internet's argument that it couldn't be DV because you were doing that. Oh, okay. That's all I was I think you're speaking about general DV situations. Yes. And they're speaking about specifically this one. Right, and I'm saying there's a lot of reasons based on what you all are saying to say on those than that. Gotcha. That's all I'm saying. I have no idea. That makes sense. Yeah. Shut up, nigga. I let y'all hang your manners for a moment. Who threw him the ball? You, nigga. That's the fucking ball. Talk about a That's the fucking ball. Oh my Talk about a turnover. Oh my God. I could I like when both do that shit. I could see the activists jumping out of his shirt over here when he was quiet. He never fails his people. I didn't say it. No, for real. But you know the crazy part is Anytime a woman says she's been hit, fucking a bad man is going to fucking mark that. A woman said he's been hit. Mark gets concerned. You're doing that shit again. That's what the fuck you're talking about. And then stop that. And the crazy part is y'all say I'm pandering. Who we pandering? To everybody that co-signs the shit y'all saying right now. What the fuck are y'all talking about? Mark, you will not hijack this topic with your righteous beliefs. Hijack? I didn't want to say nothing. We don't care. All right, we'll start now. It's never too late. Y'all got it. It's never too late to do it. Remember, he has to protect everyone. The newer couch. Everyone has a voice. If you ask me what do you flip, I'm just saying that you got to, because that's what you do. He sits quiet and you're in the middle of the fucking, you're in the middle of the shit. We see you quiet like this. We know you got something to say and we know what you're going to say. Let him get his shit off. Thank you, Mark. I'm good. Thank you, bro. I'm good. The only man. The only man. The only young boy hanging, nigga. Oh, shit. A popular, aggressive, too. God damn. Nigga, because you want to put your K-ball nigga for the shaft? Who is it? The fucking shaft? Hey, what's that Instagram? See, that's the other thing about Mark. He don't know about the shafts that's not shafts. He don't know about that. Of course. He know about the professors that are not professors, though. He work at Yale. What department? Come on in. I can tutor you. Nigga tutoring teachers. Sit right here. He know about that shit. Don't let that nigga fool you. He good. He good. He good. He know about it. Has anybody here ever told you that? Has anybody here ever? Has anybody here ever had? No. No, nigga. I can't afford it. You, I don't. We going to have, me and you going to have a peaceful day. Of course. Me and you going to have a peaceful day. For sure, for sure, for sure. You fucked one of them chefs before? No. Seriously? No. It's not my bag. I can't afford no chef. You almost fucked him? Who? It's them. Like the chefs we talking about. I've never. Uh-uh. Oh, you never had a personal chef? Got it. Okay. Me either. Not sure. Me either. It's fine. Look, prayers to all. How about that? There you go. How about that? Prayers to all. Thoughts and prayers. We love everybody. We hope everybody's cool. And. Time will tell. Yeah. And the fucking. That sucks, though. If, if, if she's lying, boy, it sucks to fucking have to play the whole season through the lines. Don't answer me your money. Yeah. And get rid of, uh, dragged in the public. All this business is out here on the front, front street now. How much you suing them for? Do we know? It, I don't, is this a criminal, I mean, this, I think it's a criminal case, ain't it? Yes, it's a criminal case. I don't know. Yeah, I don't think we would get all this footage and shit if it was. Civil. Civil. She said that he tried to, uh, give her a hundred bans to recant. Stupid. Three weeks ago, your lawyer demanded $5.5 million from Mr. Diggs, didn't he? Yeah. Oh. Mr. Diggs offered me $100,000 to recant my statement. That is a yes. That is the only. May I have her, may we be sent her side by please? I'm tired of this. I'm tired of this. I'm tired. I bet you are. The last part of the witness's sentence, the last part of the witness's response will be stricken as non-responsive, disregarded, and you will not consider it. Did you, like the judge was sick of her, Mark. Like. She was frustrated. She didn't, she didn't, you know. They got it. They got her. She didn't present very well. They frustrated her. Yeah. She doesn't, it doesn't sound like a strong. Yo dawg, when you go in there in front of them because you don't get, you think that. Ms. Adams. Oh, I'm sorry. Like you think like it's the hood where you get an opportunity to tell your story uninterrupted. Nope. And get all your shit out. No. It's questions. Yes. No. Explain what happened. Did this happen? Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. You don't get a girl and then it's not like that in court. Like them motherfuckers ask you direct shit. Now, I don't want to hear the context. And have evidence. Man, them motherfuckers listening to Ray Ray and them told them, yo, when you go in there, you just tell this right here. Because I'm going to keep it a buck. You was making a G a week as a chef. Them chefs be fun, yo. I ain't going to lie to you. I can believe it. They be fun, yo. I can believe it. You ain't see how she was there? She looks, she, yo, keeping it a buck. She probably was mad cool. They probably had a really, really good dope friendship and then the emotional shit, you bringing other bitches in here in front of my face like you fucking me and you got the nerve to bring these other girls in here. And I could see where the emotional shit could cross lines and boundaries. Like over a decade ago, my mans in them was telling me a story. That long ago. That was four years ago. At least 10 years. 15. 15. My 15. My mans in them. That was the worst my mans ever. Ever. Corey. Corey. Corey. Corey. Corey. Corey. So, you know. I did. I did. It's wrong, yo. I ain't making. It's proud. That was the worst. That was bad. That was bad. That was the worst my mans in the world. That was bad, son. Yo, but for real. Over a decade ago when I was talking to my mans and shit, they was telling me how one time they hired the chef, like a chef, to cook. Sure. Wink. And the chef was like, "Oh, can I bring a sous chef?" Well, for sure. So, my man was like. Like, bet. So, he was like, "Yo, send me some sous chef." So, he was like, "Yo, send me pictures of the sous chef." That's important. Right. Not 'cause she cook. Not 'cause she sous chef. With that ass. No, no, no. The food, I'm sure. The food, I'm sure. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, he was saying. Let's see the snapper. When the pictures came. Let's see that. That's the lady. Oh, my God. So, when the pics came over, the food looked good. Sure. Okay. All right. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. All right. So, she came over with the sous chef, my man said, and cooked. It was a party? And my man said he was in the room somewhere chilling, but at some point, the chef was like, "Come downstairs. Your appetizer is ready." Boy. He said. That app was epic. What'd he say? What'd he say, yo? He said, the shit, he went down there and they started, like. It was an experience. Eating shit off of each other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had to get one of them chefs with my girl. She's like, oh, that's not my type. I'm like, see? Not my type. Why'd you cut it? You're not my type. Who cares? She ain't my type. Who gives a fuck? She's trying to get your shit off you. She's trying to come over here and go to work. I'm glad that's the old. You think the stove is a wolf? Shit. She a viking. That niggas is crazy. Something wrong with that niggas. That stove ain't got shit. Anyway, man, come on. We having too much fun. And Mark is too quiet, so I'm scared. No, I'm too late. I'm too late. That means we're saying something to get in trouble. Yeah, yeah, I'm out of here. I'm out of here. Let's see here. Oh, man. Rest in peace, spirit. Nah, real shit. You think that stove is a wolf? You're an idiot, sir. And I judged them for not knowing wolf-ish. Hey, when they ain't laughing, I'm like, you should have thrown an LG gun in there. The world pulled out. That's funny. French in the air don't hit the same. French in the air. There you go. G-E, right? Insignia. Yo, wait. Nobody ain't got no fucking G-E in their house. No. Oh, I'm sorry. Throw this laptop in the world, yo. What's wrong with G-E? Nothing. You got G-E? My great-grandpa had that shit. He had the white shit. With the white frills. G-E was the white shit. It was. Ain't nobody use G-E. G-E still make. They do. They got stainless steel. They got a small stove. I saw a small G-E stove. Oh, they did? Oh, technology is amazing. They got a smart G-E? Yeah, I saw a smart G-E. I'm not trying to be funny. I did somebody have a smart G-E. I saw that. A smart G-E what? A stove. A stove and I saw it. A stove with Wi-Fi and all that. Yeah, they got all that. Yo, do y'all think humans as a society are going too far with having a smart fridge? Yes. Absolutely. Smart anything in the kitchen, honestly. No, I love it. I ain't gonna hold you. You got a smart fridge. I had one in my other spot. I had one and it was great. You could see what's in the fridge. You know how you're going shopping and it got the camera inside so you can just look inside the fridge? You can see what you're missing. Yeah, but you can't see if that shit is good still. No, but for me it's like, did I buy eggs already? You got eggs. You can see how many. A milk, cheese, whatever the case may be. Like the necessities that you need. The iPad. But you don't feel like you're doing too much? Nigga, you got smart toilets. And I feel like I'm doing too much when I go to the toilet sometimes. That's why I'm asking you. I think that's the line for me. I don't need anything smart that I need on a daily basis. Oh, nah. I don't need it, but when I had it, I liked it. I don't have one at my crib now and I'm not like, oh, I gotta go get a new fridge. But if it was there, I would use the shit out of it. It's like that. You can order food off of it. It'll replenish stuff for you automatically. Work? Yeah. It's good shit. Like Instacart or something. Yeah. It knows what's low. Oh, that's crazy. You can automatically order. As a man, can we have. Hot towel racks In our bathroom Like towel warmers We can't wear that We can't wear that That's just fire I don't have them You use that in your bathroom I want one I don't have them I want them I don't have me I didn't know they made that That's it I never thought I had a bathroom Big enough to really Because you got to put them On the wall Yeah That's fire I would have It's cold It's cold as shit You get out the shower And your towel's already warmed up Come on It's fire Until I cover your vagina Says the nigga That don't lose your lotion Yo you hicked her That's the funny shit No says the nigga That needs Instacart To update his eggs What are you talking about yo I knew we was getting lost Heated floor I'll do though I knew we was getting lost As a society When I used to go on Bad Bad from Beyond And they had changed The scale game Scales was smart first for me Yeah And I was like Why does my scale Need to play music That's too much for me That's too much for me Nah Nah y'all bugger Smart scale is nice But what does it do for you It puts all your shit In your phone Yeah It tracks everything Nigga you ain't just here About the dude That got caught cheating I did His wife was out of town Uh huh And so the scale The bitch got hopped on the scale Yes Why See And it gave the time How is he doing too much Yo he had a short Look so the scale Let's say he was 210 Or whatever the case may be That shit gave 115 It said 120 At like 208 in the morning He should have said I got one foot Yo and then The girl kept Shorty was away On a business trip The girl kept getting On the scale So the shit's like Yo you had Shorty Spinning In the night In the crib She weighed 120 something pounds And the nigga got caught Through that Divorced That's some dumb dumb shit I don't want no smart scale Back when I was cheating Anytime Or don't cheat in the house Or that Because That's an option too right Put the scale on the bed At least Cause if you cheat in the house She's going to use The scale that you have In the bathroom Why Gotta ask girls Mark Gotta ask women That's the only thing You can do Especially if That seemed wild to me But it's like a fancy scale too They're like And she don't know What's smart Going to the phone and shit No you just checking the scale You about to get in the shower You just got your head Knocked off You just gonna get on the scale Cause it's right there Don't touch my scale bitch Don't touch my shower You not touching my house Yeah because That's the real problem Cause she might use One of your girl products She definitely did Or leave a hair I mean there's a lot of shit That can happen in your crib By mistake or on purpose Yeah Dumb hairs yo One of my other Baby coming away From the strip club Yo I did not know Women checked the hairs Yo hair No hair is a tip What I was single at the time But you know I had lots of company over You know what I'm saying Sure And I was No I'm serious I would clean the crib Do all that shit Hair is My girl came over Went to the bathroom She was like There's like a barbershop in here And she knows like Every fucking different DNA test We don't have hair In like 10 seconds We don't have hair You start dating Man Nah if you wouldn't Seen some beard hairs In your girl's fucking sink You would notice that shit too The sink yes But I Well yeah They be more CI with it Because all y'all is bald right Yeah Fam I remember I was fucking with a chick That had I was fucking with a chick That had red hair Look at this I forgot about that little fact Sometimes you pile with niggas And you get too much information I forgot I'm not bald I forgot all these niggas Was bald Not me Down there Alright Who wash their dick in the sink In y'all bag Oh shit Yo First of all I do I'm mini I'm mini You still wash your dick You still wash your dick In the sink Yeah fuck it No I'm not doing that I have Park is on some Astoria shit though I was fucking with a chick That had red hair And Shorty was washing my clothes The red hair was on my socks There you go Fuck her She was sucking your toe She was sucking your toe Yes No no no No listen What the fuck Would Andrew Tate Do in that predicament Yo Yo yo Your legs was up On her shoulders Yo what you was on Listen to what I'm telling you Shorty hair was mad long Her hair was red So you walking around A girl A girl's room With your socks on And it's I'm telling you You're dead ass You gotta close on Some other shit for a minute I mean nah Cause I wasn't fucking With Shorty like that no more But she would wash my clothes From time to time She was like Wait wait wait Yo Yo shit Yo you hired a bitch You was fucking with To do your laundry My son you play different You not listening You play different I was fucking with a girl And the girl that I used to deal with Like more seriously Still do your laundry Had a laundry man Was still doing my laundry The red hair was doing your laundry No Why was the girl Used to deal with That's what I'm saying You just fly like that I never heard that before He's crazy You got it made She ain't really even bitch She was just like Yo you fucking with Somebody with red hair Cause this shit be All in your socks She's like Yo you walking around But when you fucking With the new girl Do you tell her That the person Washing your clothes Is my old work And which red hair Why do the red hair girl Care about who Ginger or like That era Where they were doing The red hair That was a good era That was a very good era Word up Shout out to Rihanna Yo you different bro I just like the way You move I like the way You move Oh so you don't know About the Professional chefs But the washing fold That nigga in there Putting mad Tide sheets He get crazy Your laundry smelling Mad Nice Bitch rubbing her Pussy on your clothes You going home Talking about Oh it's a red hair Anytime my girl Found a hair Somewhere on my clothes Or in the bathroom Or somewhere And I said It was Martha's It was Martha's hair When we called her Was never the color Of the hair we found Ever Ever You had to call Martha She had to call Call Martha right now Call her right now Call Martha You had to call her Call Martha Hey Martha Martha what color Is your hair right now Send me a selfie real quick No let me not do this To my baby Cause she never asked me To call Martha She didn't But I thought What she was saying Was so preposterous Oh I see what you're saying That you said I'll call Martha Yo dog Who the fuck hair Would it be Your dodo head Is you and Martha In here If it ain't yours Let the dudes I was in there And I said You know what We ain't even gonna do math Let's just call Martha Do do do Hey Martha Hey Martha What color is your hair Yada yada yada Red Brown Joe I think her hair was gray When the hair was red Then her hair was red When the hair was fucking Brown Martha are you an ex man That stuff was moving One time I grew You gotta flip it Yo man you been This hair been here For months then Fuck you ain't on your shit You still got flipping on I'm so bad I'm so bad At the find a hair game That I learned Through trial and error That I ain't even know What color my girl hair was Oh shit They got little tricks and shit We don't pay We don't pay attention No we don't We don't at all She like I found a red hair Duh Your hair is red Not at the root I was like wait what My shit is all brown Honey pie Rude Chestnut rose It's dye It's hair color I'm like oh shit They got hair color Fuck you Mark I don't care I was about to ask you You got me thinking You ever think your girl Puts her hair there on purpose Just to see how you carry it Not my baby Today I don't mean your girl today I just mean in general That is some demented Devious shit Well I used to do it So Oh shit You're a sicko I used to leave a hair A condom wrapper I used to In my 20s A condom wrapper? Yeah To try to get her caught up? No Just playing around In your house Yeah So you would leave it Like an R-Babby guy Yeah You're a psycho Yeah I was in my 20s I was a mess Yeah you was I was a mess That was not responsible You had a situation like that bro? No but my homies do My homies do Mark tell me about I don't like how you use your PhD To get out of hood shenanigans Tell us about when they found Something in a book of yours Or some shit Like come on This is not your usual book Mark No my shit used to be Regular shit that y'all had Like a condom I had a Might have been like 24, 25 Yeah I used to like sometimes 19 I would take the condom sometimes You know how you use a condom And you don't use a condom You take the condom off At some point Sure Yeah That's so Okay All right You got it Some nigga gonna put it on You got it A condom All right A condom They've come so far with technology I mean consensually And I would take the condom off And sometimes I would just Throw it behind the headboard I was living like You know it was kind of nasty Anyway Throw this shit behind And eventually we'd get cleaned up On some Miz shit Just I had a cat A whole collection of condoms Your cat was playing with the condoms? Well one day Your cat swallowed the condom? No this girl was in the living room And the cat came out With the condom in her mouth In her mouth Oh yeah Pussy That definitely Yeah Yeah And we hadn't Used one yet So Sure I couldn't even say Like that was us I threw it behind the bed You know what I'm saying So shit like that Wow Damn Yeah I couldn't get that I just took that On a cat Fucking up shit See there's women out there That say stupid shit Like there's no such thing As respectful cheating But all I heard In that story From Mark just now Is when he used the condom Is I was like Oh that's kind Hey yo So what kind of hat is this? What is that? I was like Oh That's what you That's what you heard In that story That's PhD cheating right there That is some clean cheating Go Mark This nigga is nuts Look at that He cared Look at his He didn't want to catch nothing Ooh He took He took the risk Out the game That's funny He took the risk - I'm just hoping it'd be a toxic, come on man. Crazy. Anyway, listen, now it's time for my favorite part of the show. Prize Pigs. Faithful. Oh, and Prize Pigs. Don't touch that down. Faithful Black Men podcast, it is on the way, and Parks. All right, and Prize Pigs. And Prize Pigs. Be faithful to Prize Pigs. Don't you forget it. That's true. Don't you forget it. All right, the regular season is wrapped up, and the Philadelphia 76ers season will be wrapped up before you know it. The NBA playoffs are finally here, and the Sixers had no idea of it the other night in game one. Oh, my God. There's no better way to cash in on the high-flying hoops action than putting everything on Knicks players while they're playing the 76ers, who can't defend worth a lick. Hung a 140 on them in the drop of a dime. Hey, if you want to see a game be over in the first half, all you got to do is tune in to NBA playoff action, preferably the Knicks. Every bucket. Every dime. And every win means more when you're playing on Prize Pigs. So don't pass up your next shot with Prize Pigs and get $50 instantly in lineups when you play your first $5. Pick live squares during the NBA playoffs, and you can win a trip for two to the NBA finals. To enter, just make a $5 lineup with at least one live NBA player pick during part of the 2026 NBA playoffs. Live player picks are picks made after a game is already in progress. Check out Prize Pigs social pages. For more info on that, Prize Pigs is really easy and simple to play. All you have to do is select two or more players, look at their projected stat line, and pick more or less for your chance to win big. All right, let's take a look at Ish's loser bracket of the week. Ish ain't hitting mumps. That's not true. Ish ain't hitting. I hit last week. So? So what? When you talk to people, tell your truth. Okay. When I talk to people, I tell my lies. True. You got it. Just stinking it up out there. I don't ever big you up in my lies. That's the fucked up part. We know. No, I big you up when I talk about when college come up. Because you still in school. And that's dope. A few dope things about you. Let's see. When college come up. Yeah. In that case. We have Dylan Harper for more than one and a half free throws made. That's how you know Ish been losing. He put it to free throws now. No, hold up. That's a good spot. Free throws will get you paid. Don't tell him that, y'all. Don't tell him. One short thing. VJ Edgecombe. Don't try to relate to Parks, who just cracked him. Don't try to. You and Parks don't get along in this. Anyway. VJ Edgecombe for more than four and a half field goals made. Hopefully. Hopefully. VJ Edgecombe hits a huge two to cut it down to 49. Read the pics, man. I know. We got the people want the pics, yo. 27. 27? No. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. They was coming back. What, four minutes? They was coming back at 27. Shit. Then the Knicks put in the end of the bench. Like, you know what? Let's rest the players. And Philly needed rest, too. Thank God that we were able to be 1-800-MATTRESS for y'all. I would have rested them after. Thank God we were able to be Sealy-Postrapedic for y'all. Y'all was on the bench getting all the rest y'all needed, but so were the Knicks. They put Tyler Kolick out there. He started acting like we was at the Rucker. Okay. Okay. McBride. All of them. You know it all counts as one game, right? Ruckers and the Rucker. Both of them. If you win by 40, you win by two. It's still a win. A win is a win. Yeah. Yeah. That's what they say. That's what losers say. It's all you can say. It's game one. I was looking to see how my team showed up. It really ain't about the other team. When you're playing for a championship or a finals appearance, I'm looking to see how my team is moving. Boy, did they look good. If you lose by 40 and you lose by two, the mental ramifications on a game are different. It depends if you take the gas off. Did you see y'all's body language at the post game? I did. Did you see y'all's body language on the bench? Was it some of that same bravado that y'all came in with when y'all beat them Boston White Boys? No, it was just a bunch of tiredness. It's fatigue. That's all I saw. Yeah, that's all I saw. They weren't dejected. Better get a nap. No, they good. Hey, as a 45-year-old, I can tell you, a nap will help y'all. They just came back from a historic 3-1 comeback. They'll be fine. They'll be just fine. Mad teams did that in the first round. They ain't so historic anymore. Mad teams came back. They came back from 3-1. It was historic for us because we were. Anyway, that's not true. I don't even want to hear about. It's the first time in our franchise history. I don't want to hear about. And mad teams don't do it with a number two seed. Sixers, Cheez Steaks, Uncle Bobby's. What else is fucking in Philly? Allen Iverson, the Liberty Bell. Yeah, the Liberty Bell. Them steps that Rocky ran up. I don't want to hear. What else is Philly? Beanie Siegel. Beans, what up? I don't want to hear them. They cleaned that up. Free. Freeway. Free. Who else? We love all of them. We're going to be all right. I don't want to hear the Eagles, Will Smith, the Plateau. Yeah, Oprah. What the fuck? Oprah got you. Oprah got you. We put her down with that. He said words now. Who else? Don't keep talking. Oprah took Bill Cosby's place since you removed him from the Philly Hall of Fame. That's fair. That's fair. We're Oprah there now. Kevin Hart, I don't want to hear. I don't want to hear nothing about Philly niggas and having Hart in the same sentence. The only Hart, Josh Hart. We had. Keep talking. That's all right. You was this company against Indiana, too. That is true. Just keep talking. That's true. Yeah, Indiana was. Yeah. Are they around? No. Actually, the Knicks are the only NBA Cup winner in the history of the NBA Cup, which is ain't but two, three years old. I was going to say, it's been three fucking years. Nice. We're the only team to ever make it past the first round and win the NBA Cup. Who be. Yo, niggas just make up stats. Yo, they make up stats. Yo, you know on Tuesday. Well, they're not hard to make up when you win by 50. That's a good point. They're not hard to make. We beat the Hawks by 50 to close. And they were in there doing the. They had the nerve to fucking swag surf. They swag surfed in there. It was the most depressed, lonely swag surf you ever seen in that fucking Hawks building. Then we clapped y'all by 40. You could find a stat. You could find a stat, is all I'm saying. Anyway, let me finish issues, Tigger. Mute up, nigga. No more Philly niggas. Philly niggas talk now. It's over. Jalen Brunson for more than six assists. Now, that's where you're wrong. You're taking all the points? He ain't. He passed the six times. Yo, they put his stats up. He had 35, one assist, and two rebounds. I was like, yeah, he ate. And it looked like they were running it through cat, is all I'm saying. No. The next game. And that's the best thing Mike Brown ever did. I'm off the Knicks. I'm going to get off the Knicks for a second. He's not getting props he deserves. The way that Mike Brown. Has taken Jalen Brunson off the ball versus how Thibodeau attempted to get him off the ball and just put it in Cameron Payne's hands and whatever backup you had. Like, cat wasn't capable of some of that. Mike Brown needs to. He needs to get some credit. They was just talking about firing him two weeks ago when we were down 2-1 to the Hawks. He has to get some credit. He was throwing some passes. Yeah, no. For real. It's just last pick is Darren Fox for more than 16 and a half. Points. That boy Anthony Edwards did that too. I love Anthony Edwards. Yeah. He's starting to be my favorite player in the NBA. He is mine. Wow. You have favorite men? I have favorite players. That's a man. Yeah. Don't have favorite men, yo. What's LeBron for you? A man. That you. One of the best A&Rs ever. That's true. That you do. Who your favorite rapper? Me. Second. Jay-Z. So you have favorite men? Yeah, favorite men. I ain't say he was my favorite. I say he do it. I say your second favorite. I say a favorite. I say he favorite rapper. You said you. You said you. I said second. He said second. You said best. I'm sorry. No, I say he a favorite rapper. I don't have a favorite. I ain't a favorite. There's so many of them, huh? I don't want to hang out with anybody. You can't praise everybody. I ain't a fan of men like y'all. I get it. You are though. I'm not. You are. You are. Why they so mad? Who's mad? Nobody's mad. Okay, then I'm not and y'all are and then that's that. All we got to do is go back to four or five pods ago and you be like, I'm a fan of blah, blah, blah. Oh, you go to any Power Wars or R&B singer come up here. No, I'm your biggest fan. Or any Power Wars nigga make a bunch of money. Yeah. Oh. That's the difference. And they call you a groupie. That nigga low-key called you a groupie. That's so nice. Yo, you my man. I ain't say that. I ain't say that. They keep talking about all my pod moments. I'm talking about they real life moments. We said this on the pod. I'm talking about these. I don't see any of you just saying this on the pod. I'm talking about these niggas being a fan of people in real life. I don't see any of you being a fan of the mattress nigga, nigga. You'd be a fan of anybody. You a fan of the nigga you sitting next to. What are you talking about? I'm not a fan of no body. Shut up, bro. I can't tell. I can't tell. I can't tell. I know how to be loyal to niggas that I fucked with for a long time and not jump on a bandwagon. Hey, y'all kids. Where was we at? I don't jump on bandwagons. You got a lot of balls. I got a lot of balls. Nigga, your foot hurt. Nigga, you want to massage his feet? Nigga, you bitch ass nigga. Where he from? What you talking about, nigga? Watch your fucking mouth. Nigga, I lit you up. You got that chain because of God, because of your father, because of me, nigga. I lit you up, nigga. I brought it out of you, nigga. You said all that jokes because you was down. It was flipping Imani up. You was down. Then I came in. I said, I'm going to turn it up. And I fed you some stories and turned you up, nigga, because that's what you do for your man when your man look like you, nigga. I turned you up, boy. Watch your fucking mouth when you talk to me about how you look. Look at me, nigga. Watch your mouth. And you my friend. But watch your fucking mouth. And who wore it better? Let me ask you a question. Yeah, sure. And who wore it better, boy? What's up, boy? Flip did. You pulled the words out of my brain? Of course I did. No, I set you up for the play. nigga pick and roll whatever that shit cool a lot of niggas can't shoot huh you can't evidently i put buckets on the board you did because of me at the expense of wait what that mean you'd be fucking with me i said i put buckets on the board what was that you turn up you turn i mean bitches love you what does that mean yeah that too we put the glow around you don't though you you i don't you not show enough you show no i just want you to level up the bitches that be feeling you he don't got it he don't got it in him i don't even know what that means he might put him in the house he built but he ain't gonna pay you can get in the house you i ain't y'all i want to see some of his section eight tenants though what about him because i got a theory about you i'm all listening i'm all i see look if i say i'm all ears yeah yeah yeah i'm all ears you give a section eight you get you pick anybody with section eight to stay in your place you fucking ain't right anybody no welcome back yeah yeah yeah we hey we know them landlords we know them landlords my nigga hey that's good that's good you ain't a slum lord you a dump lord that's special knock on the door he's still doing that one yeah well i knocked three times you know it's me that don't have to do that though oh he ran his pig wait oh i didn't say that i didn't say that i didn't say that had anything to do with anything like if you're a tennis cook do they offer you food like if you do an inspection we not even on that type of time oh shut the fuck up nigga how that bread you know what kind of food they go off of me well don't forget to download uh prize picks right this very second and use promo code jbp to get 50 instantly when you play your first five dollars only on prize picks the official partner of the nba all right let's queue up some uh let's queue up some frankie frank frankie mercury for uh spirit air freddie frankie too let's see another one you flew spirit ish but oh wow you flew spirit ish yes you did never flown you did yo i believe yo bro why you gonna make me i've never flown spirit airlines somebody told me you was part of the round one funding i wouldn't have flown it if i had enough money to part be a part of round one funding it's over spirit sad day take them bad seats this is sad though tight fucking it is it is sad i know we about to have fun and make jokes on a big screen on a big scale yeah it's crazy yeah we gonna make jokes about it but it's a deeper thing back it up if you haven't heard the new spirit airlines is officially donezo they have ceased all flights they have let go of over 18 000 workers uh and it's looking bad uh they put out all types of statements saying if you have a spirit airlines flight book do yourself a favor yeah don't even come to the airport they closed the fucking terminals all that shit it don't exist yeah sounds on the highway all spirit flights canceled just letting anybody know you've been going near the airport yo that shit is wild and they did it like in the middle of a spare moment yeah crazy the last article i read uh it was this young black kid 29 right 29 years old was trying to buy it you know what i mean and then they just said and then right after that delta canceled uh like 3500 flights like this shit about to get spooky b listen man to the girls that that niggas wanted to fly over nah talk to them flip but we don't want to pay that full price talk to them to all the eaters turn up slow down the scragglers nah the scragglers that you know with the bad hoodies we put y'all we went to spirit when it first broke put y'all in 52s happy to be here they don't have ass thinking about a bathroom hell yeah actually you was in the bathroom just sitting there no drinks no water none and sink water you took that flight and made it and made it too and you came out smiling too this is before the fights was breaking out this is before the political agendas hit spirit airlines facts this is before they caught odell no that was delta he was on odell odell was wild with odell we gonna miss you spirit yo listen there's nobody more sad than me about this news you took spirit before he's never flown spirit i took spirit before did you yeah definitely i'm not above the yeah well actually that's when i learned como i ain't above nobody nothing to nobody uh ish we took it before i took it one time i know i took it once you had to take it to learn how it worked that's what that's when you learned that you had to pay for spirit was like b and w you pay you had to pay for every picture everything is a la carte everything yeah one bag two bags you got shoelaces in your sneakers pay for that do you want to pick your seat you want armrests do you want your chair to recline you want to sit right you're gonna pay for that you want to use the bathroom and one time i bought bought my spirit when i was popped like really needed it and that's who i feel for the people out there who yeah i've really used spirit to trap me and i've really used spirit to trap me and i've traveled because it was uh affordable and we going into this uh luxury market and travel is and everything in travel and that's when i stopped using spirit when i paid sixty dollars for my ticket and by the time i was done bringing everything up it was the same but i'm talking about when i'm at the airport and i am on my way to like a more luxurious gate or hopefully a gate with people that were raised right i want to wait to the lounge and i look to the left be some asses over there you do i don't want no asses over there it look good though that's when discernment comes in no no no no discernment means it look good but i'm gonna leave it over there that's it so that's all i'm saying is it look sometimes you got to know when you and your life have graduated past fucking that specific girl but you can still look you can look yeah that's all we saying appreciate that ass with that linty faded bleach thing you know what it look like she got the bonnet on the airport and the bonnet my nigga that's a that's a telltale sign right there she got the bonnet on in the airport yeah you know you know i'm cool god bless god bless him i'm gonna miss you yo i ain't looking at nothing that's over there i ain't had no i don't even want to i don't even want the chick that's at the spirit gate to know that she had my head turning that she had that she had my neck nodding uh you know i don't want to see the turn back or not i don't even turn back when they're mine they got the little cheek nuts on the spirit but i look over his spirit and see everybody over there just fighting arguing nigga drinking a 40 ounce yeah see people sleep in a fucking onesie in their pajamas you just thank god that you're not flying the fucking belinda taking your with a blunt in her mouth they show the spirit money just throw you a little back whipping ass the employees was whipping yeah i remember that they know they got a compilation out yo man we gonna miss you yo it's always frontier yo and frontier is alaska still there frontier what is it alaska's still around alaska's still around frontier tried to buy spirit a couple years ago and they got they shut down they shut the merger and they know about spirit with a different name yeah i mean they're all in the same class but they tried to merge and they said they would have really been giving the big boys a little run for their money so they shut the shit down y'all doing y'all dog nevermind go ahead i've never flown either one y'all doing that they doing a ish they doing that ge frigidary shit nigga i took all that back frontiers southwest southwest i flew that shit twice and when they told me the last time because it was a long long time i flew it the first time but the last time i flew southwest and them niggas say we don't have assigned seats no you just i thought they uh i think they changed yeah you can pick you see and you can pay to get like i'm good premier status and you can get like so you think you first come first serve on a flight listen i was the first one to come in here and tell y'all many many many many many many years ago that live performances would soon be a luxury ticket you did yeah you said that everybody said shut the fuck up shut not just shut up but you're wrong that's not true there's gonna always be a cheaper show and yada yada yada yada yada unfortunately i'm here to say the same about travel yeah oh yeah uh i want to say the delta just announced uh there will be no more free food or drink no more if you're not flying 350 miles or more yeah oh that's not bad yeah that ain't bad i mean who flies i think they was never giving you on the on the quick flight on the flight that's an hour they ain't coming hey Many times that lady come back there. The tray can't fit down that aisle. I fly to South Carolina to be hungry as hell waiting for a fucking cashew. They won't give you shit. I want to play this clip to kind of speak on what I'm talking about from somebody I follow that is really great at this stuff. Her name is Sammy Cohen, but she talks about how it's over for broke niggas traveling. It's time to hold a funeral because Spirit Airlines just died. And the whole cheap flight model is slowly disappearing along with it. And here's what it tells us about the future of consumer spending. Spirit needed $500 million in a bailout, the deal fell apart, and then they ran out of cash. But the real story here is a lot bigger. Because the ultra low cost model isn't built to survive when costs get squeezed. But let's pause here and talk about who's winning in this space. Delta's premium cabin and loyalty revenue is growing in the mid-teens. United has grown their premium seats by 40% since 2021. And United's last quarter of 2025 was their highest revenue quarter. And you have these bigger airlines who are able to use their skill to build really strong loyalty programs, which keep customers coming back. And on the other side of the market, Spirit's market share was continuing to fall. And of course, Frontier will see a slight bump now that Spirit is gone. But I believe this is short-lived. And I love this Gen Z chart because I think it does a really good job of breaking this down for us. But you can see the cost, the revenue, and you can see the premium economy and business class. They're making the majority of their revenue in those premium offerings. But this phenomenon is actually. Much bigger than airlines across so many categories, for example, coffee, Pilates, luxury travel. Discretionary spending is migrating to premium and now being in the middle of the market is one of the most dangerous places to operate in 2026. And I'm Sammy talking with the hottest business lawyer. So follow along for more. Yeah, her name is Sammy Cohen, Sammy with an I, Cohen, C-O-H-E-N. She's really, she's great. She's really great at this, but I couldn't agree more. And I know that just from the crowd I've seen over the years in the Delta. What did you in the suites, the, the, the lounges, the middle class in America is dissipating. It's getting squeezed out. It's not is you've been saying that she's got up here. Yeah, I have really been saying it, but we starting to see that shit in real time that is going to be rich and poor, rich and poor. So the shit that catered to the middle class consumer is going to be gone because there's no middle class niggas. Like, is that what? It's going to be just one of the, when I saw the Spirit, when the Spirit shit closed down, I thought, oh, this is a great opportunity for another low budget airline to come. Remember back in the day, like Value Jet? I know y'all took Value Jet back in the late 90s. No, no, no, no. Before what time, bro? Oh, okay. It might've been, yeah, like it was like mid 90s, late 90s. Anyway. Where did my parents have to fly? My parents ain't traveled. In the 80s, I ain't know parents were flying. No, we did it. We did. I did it like coming back to college, like back to school. You get a $99 flight from Atlanta to Philly. And then they went out of business. Air Tran. It was Value Jet, then it became Air Tran. Oh, I know Air Tran. I remember Air Tran. So Air Tran was Value Jet. And they changed the name after they crashed, because it's kind of hard to have a plane crash and be called Value Jet. Nobody wants to get on a plane called Value Jet if they crash you. So it became Air Tran. They just keep getting on Boeing. Right, right. But. It ain't the brand, though. It ain't the brand. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, like I thought another one of them would come. But to Ish's point, my homie had some Spirit flights to Atlanta right now, and they said, you get your money back. So he said, let me hustle to Delta or American or one of the other flights. And they had tripled the price. Yep. Instead of a low budget option coming in, all the companies said, fuck that. Supply and demand, my nigga. Yeah, basic capitalism. But I'm just saying, like, nobody's going to be able to afford to fly no more. True. Yeah. Because even the low option is gone. Your money be fucking shit up, yo. Damn. Yo, you play too much. I think it's. Yo, that's a piece of shit. Yo, it's going to happen. On God, right? Yo. That's the next line. It's going to happen. Boy. It's going to be a boomerang, though. Because what's going to start happening is poor people travel still. So when you start talking about the low budget vacations and all that shit, it still adds to the economy. Yeah, it does. Whether you and your six broke college girlfriends is going to Tulum. Still adds up. Or, yeah, it still adds to the economy. Now, Virginia Beach is about to be popular. I hear you. I think that the effect that Mark was just talking about that this had on the other airlines, I kind of see it. When's the last time we heard about a girl Miami trip? Them bitches can't afford to even shack up no more and go to Miami. That shit ain't so cheap no more. What Bahamas used to cost versus what it costs now. Martha's Vineyard, what it used to cost versus what it costs now. Yeah. Like, to rent a car-ish, I think, is going to go crazy. It fucks up the economy is what I'm saying. The low vacation places that you was talking about, I could see them spiking they shit. I could see it just spike all around the board. I see what you're saying, but I think I agree with Ish on this one. It still fucks up the economy. Because now, instead of that money being- Oh, I wasn't arguing at it. Oh, yeah. Instead of that money being spent, niggas is holding on to their money now. Yeah. Bro, they just laid off 18,000 people. Two weeks ago, I think Cisco, one of them, laid off mad people. Like, yo, dog, they sent everybody an email at 6 o'clock in the morning, don't come to work today. Shit, Coinbase just sent the email this morning to half their staff. Like, yo, listen, we cutting off, I forget the number, 30%, something like that, of the staff. For those of y'all affected, y'all will get another email. That's it. That's it. That's it. We'll be back in about an hour, and we'll tell you what to do. We giving you severance, but it's over. Yo, anybody out there selling buddy passes, even they price went up. Yeah, they did. They've been wonderful. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they ain't that cheap no more. Ooh. What it cost now to get one, like for a year? What it cost, Ish? This is for- So you can stay- So you here. So you here. He can't keep the buddy passes. I don't can't keep- So what is it? Ish had them shit since like- I had them shit for 10 years. 89, boy. That's funny. And he definitely popped the web game, too. Yo, it's like 64? No. Can somebody answer this? I don't know the answer. It depends. Like some people sell them for five. Some people sell them for three. Some people sell them for seven. Oh, you saying K? Yeah, 3,000. Not- 5,000. Because it's not a buddy pass. A lot of airlines don't have buddy passes no more. They got companion passes. Yeah, yeah. So buddy pass used to be one trip, like you could get on a trip. Now, the companion pass is you are on a trip for the year. Yeah. Spirit, man. So my peoples, you know, I'll fuck with, I've been with them for 10 years. People going to be taking the train and the bus again. And the train ain't cheap. The train ain't cheap. The train ain't cheap at all. The train is the same as- But it's a lot better than these $800 flights. Eh, it's not that crazy, man. It depends on how far you going. Like if you want to go from like New York to DC, if you book it ahead of time, you could still get like $100, $120, $140. Shit. Nah. If you book it ahead of time, I'm talking about like a month ahead of time, six weeks ahead of time. Trust me, I do it all the time. Honestly, maybe, yeah. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. If you do it the way we do, like- 300. 275, 300. Yeah. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. If you book out- Got it. I was going to take a train to Albany in a couple weeks. I looked at it, I was like, I might as well drive. Expensive? Yeah. I forget what it was, but it wasn't cheap. It wasn't cheap. I'm going to watch it off. Yeah. How soon do y'all, or how much time, like if you know you got to go somewhere, how- I'm the worst. How soon are you planning your flight? Are you purchasing your flight? I got shit 10 months out that I know I have to be at, and I will be booking it two weeks before if I'm lucky, and I pay way more than I should. That's not always true, because if you try to book that shit 10 months out, that shit be still high, because it goes based on the availability of seats, so they can't predict where the seat's going to be 10 months out, so they're going to crack you. Right. There's probably a sweet spot around- There is a sweet spot somewhere, yeah. Yeah, there's a sweet spot. I don't even look for that spot. I'm trifling. I've never bought a flight more than a week and a half out. I know now. I'm going to Vegas for my birthday. Right. I ain't bought a flight. Yeah. You wasting- I know. It's just something about flights. You might be wasting a thousand. You could be wasting it. Do you fly first class? I'm flying first class. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. big. I really enjoy. Rob is one of my favorites. Shout out to Rob, Rob. What do you say? Shout out to Rob. He's one of my favorites out there. Shout out to Rob. Let's see. 34. I'm not familiar with him. Me either. Dante. Shout to him, though. Shout. No, I'm not shouting, niggas. I don't know. I'm skipping him. Don't know you. Elliot Wilson at 32. Big L. Yeah, Big L. Let's go. And congratulations again. We're twins. DJ Head, Gina Views. 30. Let's go. Let's go. Let's keep that applause going. Fuck they talking about? I love their show. Or Sean. I don't know you, Big Dog. Maybe next year. Kid Mero, 28. Make some noise for Mero. Salute. Salute. He's having a real good year, too. He is. He seems low, too. The show's all right, man. We'll just talk now. Let's see. Art of Dialogue. I really love them. I fuck with them. 27. Shout out to Dialogue. 27. Jim Jones at 26. Let's go, Jim. Let's go, Jim. Nori at 25. Boy, Nori. That's low, man. Wow, really? That is low. I guess he was a little bit quiet last year. I didn't hear much, but. He's been on yachts and he's been running around with Magic Johnson and everybody else. Shannon Sharp at 24. All right. It's getting shady here. I don't know if Shannon Sharp should be 24. You think he should be higher or lower? Much higher. But it's hip-hop media, right? So? So isn't a bunch of his stuff not. I mean, I think he's bigger than that. I don't think it's. Yeah. I think if you just talk about his work with musicians, then he should be higher. 29. Okay. Hmm. He does a lot with musicians. He does. I gotta see the rest of the list. Just the culture. And they're normally pretty good. Yeah, just the culture in general. No, he's dope as fuck. I just. Anyway, I want to hear the rest of the list. 23. Nah, dog. Not today. Lauren LaRose. Lauren. Yeah, Lauren LaRose at 22. Salute, Salute, Lauren. Why didn't you read that thing in there? I'm sorry, dog. If I don't have relations. It's nothing against none of these people, but if I don't have relations, you're the worst whisperer in the world. I ain't whispering. If I don't have relationship equity, I'm just not saying your name on this big baroque. Lauren. Sorry about that. Shout out to Lauren, though. Shout out to Lauren. Nardwar at 21. We love that. I love Nardwar. I love that. Nadeska at 20. We love that. Shout out to Nadeska. Let's see. Let me give him a skip. Gideon Wallow at 18. Big Philly. Shout out to Gideon Wallow. Big Philly. Gideon Wallow, yo. Boulay Kev at 17. Another one of my favorites. Love his show. I think I like the. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a podcast, dude. We like these dudes. Or maybe it's not a podcast. No, this is the New York Times or whatever it is. Oh, it is a podcast. Yeah. We like John and Joe. Shout out to John and Joe. They're cool. They're great. Cam at 15. Cam, what up? That seems low to me. For Cam, right? Yeah, he's had a hot year. Frazier at 14. I'm not familiar with JZ, Joe. Oh, Frazier. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Frazier, man. Yeah, my bad. Big Bank at 13. Yo, there's a lot more competition on this hip-hop media list, it feels like, with some of these names. I mean, for y'all. Kai Sinat at 12. That seems high, being that he hasn't streamed in a while. Yeah, he hasn't. But it's for the year. Wow, true. One day, somebody somewhere has to get to the bottom of. We got a good doc on the way about whatever happened to Kai Sinat. Yeah. I don't believe whatever they're saying. That's a good point. Why not? That's a good point. How he looks is different. I don't care that he's in the fashion now. The look on his face, something is there, and at some point, we should try to get to the bottom of it. You don't think it's got nothing to do with Shorty? No. I think it's deeper than that. I think it's more to it than that. On the radar at 11. What the fuck with on the radar? Playboy Max. They're named wrong, but shut the game. Max, what up? Shout out to Playboy Max at number 10. Black Boy Max. Why do I always do that? Because you're mixing with Playboy Cardi. I gotta stop that. You do that all the time. You check me on that shit, too, on one of those streams. Get it right. Black Boy Max. Well, now I gotta know if you got plaques. We just be. Alright. Ebro is at 9. Shout out to Ebro. Shout out to Black Boy Max. It don't matter if you got plaques. Be creative. If you want to put plaques in your name, put whatever in your name. Word. Ebro at 9. Shout out to him. Eh, nah. Whoever that is. I don't know. I don't know. Complex. Massage and Relationship. Rory at number 7. Okay. Make some noise for Rory. Come on. Shout out to them. Rory is at 7. Well deserved, Rory. You kicking ass over there. Let's see. Fantano at 6. Okay. That seems high. He's another name I could have just scrolled past, but I just did it because I'm familiar. Alright. Here we go. Top 5. Top 5. Top 5. Where it matters most. We have Charlemagne the God at number 5. Charlemagne. Shout out to Charlemagne. He always got some fucking prestigious ass picture. Get out of here, nigga. Let's see. At number 4. Jada and Joe. Mm-hmm. Fat Joe and Jadakiss. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Shout out to them. Shout out to y'all. They're killing it. They're absolutely killing it. They on a tear. They are. That's beautiful. I think they should be hired soon. All around the board. Like, I'm talking about from their setting. Yeah. Like, they picking all the best spots in that damn fucking gazillion dollar building over there. Mm-hmm. The guests. They had Bill Burr on recently. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what time it is. I ain't gonna say nothing. Go ahead. It looks beautiful. It does. Oh, I mean. Stop. Chill out. It's the rock. But Fat Joe and Jadakiss are absolutely kicking ass. Congratulations. Thank y'all. Fat Joe looks like the best-dressed potter. Yeah. He does. I'm not gonna lie. He does. That nigga be having that shit on. He does. He be having that shit on. He absolutely does. Shout out to them. Vlad at three. Okay. Interesting. Okay, Vlad. No, I get it. I ain't mad at it. Yeah, it makes sense. It makes a lot of sense. Hip-hop media. Yeah. All right. By now, you should have realized that there are two names that haven't been said. At two, that'll be me. I like this picture. And at one. Yo, why it ain't us? Bitch-ass nigga. Oh, shit. Because this. Oh, shit, it is us. Joe Budden podcast. It is us. That's what it says. It is us. Look. You don't say. It's us. You special. We good. Look. Yo, you special. It is. Oh, you saying they should have a picture of all of us? No, I'm just saying, you don't say it's me. Right. We reading us here. You reading you here. Because I've read this. I didn't read Bob's. Don't make me sound like I'm self-centered or selfish or. Or just you. Don't make it sound like that. Not you. It's us. At three. After the correction. At two. At two. Oh, last year's ranking was three. That was three last year? Yeah. Who the fuck was two and one? Vlad and Eric. Vlad wasn't two and one last year. No, Kai, I think. It was Kai. And at one, DJ Akademiks. Ak, what up? What up, Ak? Ak, what up, bro? Salute. Congrats. Ak, I hear your little streams, nigga. You want more? Hey, what's up? You want to try to turn shit up? What? I got to call my man to see what's going on. I've been hearing something. I didn't know what went wrong. I feel like all the people that was on Drake's, I feel like all the people on the other side, it's just time for them to get their shit off with Iceman coming, so I'm not really sure. I feel like that's what it is. You think you just collateral damage? Yeah, I was on the other side of this, and then we had the fucking state conversation that he replied to. I don't know. I got to call my man and see what's going on. But one and two, two and one, tomato, tomato. Again, the same. What he wants to do, step it up out there. Shouts to everybody on the list, man. Word, shouts to the list. Ak, congrats on number one. You guys, congrats on number two. Salute, salute. The rest of you work harder. Work harder. You can do it. And we're going to work harder. Hopefully. It ain't just for them. Hopefully. We work harder so we can get to one. That's it. I didn't think we were going to be two this year. Thank God for relationships. There's a lot of them on that list. Hey, that's a part of it. That's a part of it. Hey, you won, the Grammy, you got to go back there and rub elbows. Come on, you can't just rely on all the good work you've been doing. Pick up the phone. Send a happy birthday text to the editor or some shit. Pop up at the building and have some tea, talk some shit for some time. License some of your content for them to use. Hey, it's other shit that go into it, man. And they remember those who don't. Hey, I wasn't the second best this year. We wasn't, but good luck. Yes, we are. I guess we are. Hey, of course, into the list. Yeah. That's all that counts. These niggas out here was interviewing J. Cole on the highway. They had Kodak Black in the middle of a seizure. Yo. Nah, the shit that the interview niggas did this year, I was like, oh, they got it. Hey, they can have it. You seen these interviews they've been doing? So stupid. But it's a big one, see? That's a testament to this pod. Yeah, that's true. That we don't need all the big interviews to matter. Like, what we say up here matters enough on this pod. You put a good squad together, so you know. That's a fact. - That's what it is. - That's a fact. - Put a good squad together, You know, and they're able to have conversations. Some niggas come in for a short stint and leave. But, hey. Complex, thank you. Another wonderful, swell job you did. You guys, I don't know who put this thing together. I think you hit it right on the head. They kicking ass. Yeah, I think they got it right. Great list. I think they got it right. Over there at Complex. I'd have probably had a third. Really? Yeah. Based on what? I thought that Fat Joe and Jada could have been second. I'll just leave you on my honest opinion. I thought the Netflix deal kind of took a lot of people off of what their place should have been. That's what I think. Did you see that happening? Like, I don't want to get in your offers or whatever, but did you see that happening? That by signing with Netflix, it could sort of like change in numbers or seclude you from a larger audience? No, I wouldn't imagine that. You go over there and you imagine that. You're getting visibility with all the households that have Netflix. And again, Netflix is just rolling that out. So let's give it some time to work out the kinks. Oh, you're doing what it owes. Hey, if I don't have my job next month, you know that this comment got me kicked out. He just said something about relationships three seconds ago. I don't get it. It was trash. No, I think this is fire. And I'm going to do Meg Gallo without bringing up Jeff Bezos. I think it's crazy. Let's roll with you, yo. Let's roll with you. Netflix? I'm joking. I'm joking. Shane, what up? I'm joking. But let him get some time to get it together. I think I'll get it together. Let's see where it stands in a few months. Sure. Nice. Don't sure me. I mean, let's go into our topic that you and I and Ish were talking about earlier. To the people off camera, we were talking about if Ish and I go off and do a podcast together. Joe said we wouldn't. Oh, I think that's hilarious. Joe said we wouldn't last past four episodes. And then Ish got mad because I just know how to say things to get him mad. I didn't get mad at all. Like, if you ever tell him that he can't do something, that's it. So he turned around and said, whatever the fuck he said. Four episodes was a little harsh. Yeah. If Ish and Flip started a podcast on their own today. Sure. Because what? Because I was in the conversation. I was telling Flip. I don't think he'd be able. I don't think they'd be able to do it because I don't think that y'all would last doing it broke. And then Ish said, but you did it broke. And then Flip said, I did it broke before. Yeah, with your money. And I said, I'm talking about doing it broke today. Starting today. But they're not broke. You said doing it for free. No, for free. Not broke. Yeah, for free. He said basically reset. A lot of people can't survive doing a reset. That was what Joe said. But I think Ish and I could. What do you think, Ish? Of course. But I'm talking about being paid, not being broke. No, just doing it for free with no income coming from it. I think they could. I think they would. If you took Flip and I. Flip, number one, has a vast knowledge in this space. So Flip will find a way to get monetized quickly. That's where you get fucked. On what? What? Hey, you perfectly walked me to number two. We got him. We got him. Don't give me a bad number. Flip is not coming to you to be honest with you about the money, Ish. I'm sorry. Oh, me? That's not true. That's not true. Pull the rest of the room. Mark, what you think? What? How long they last? That and. Flip wouldn't burn them with the money. I ain't worried. I wouldn't worry. Flip won't show them the numbers? Flip will show them some numbers. I said the numbers. You don't see. Flip is down to give me even split, huh? I think so. Well, should he? It's a lot of details here. We got to work out. If he's bringing all the business. Not based off what he just said. I don't think money would be your issue. Based off what he just said, it shouldn't be a 50-50 split. Well, it's just. Because if you said Flip has the vast knowledge and he's going to bring in all of the shit, then why would it be a 50-50 split? And the audience. Because we both would bring audience. And then you bring me the reason three. Look. No, I think Flip has information in the space that you. I just attacked your first. We got you. I would love to finish. I attacked your first hurdle, which was, yo, we. I wouldn't do it for free. And I said Flip based on. All right, so you did. Flip would bring the money in. Get to hurdle two. Hurdle two was. That Flip would steal. No. Well, yeah, Flip is going to steal. But yeah, Flip is going to steal. That's just a fact. I don't think Flip would steal. We never. Where is the bitch's yard money? I don't think he would steal. Does anybody know where the bitch's yard money is? You talked to them and I slapped the shit out of you. I didn't say you took it. What's your fucking mouth? Are you crazy? I never said that you took it. Nigga, you better want to turn up on me, nigga. What's up? I'm not turning up on you. I'll fucking kill all these niggas for you, nigga. You crazy? I'll never steal, nigga. Never. Never, nigga. What about an administrative fee? Flip this, man. Flip the network, people, that you don't pay. Hold on. Wait. That's not true. He tell niggas, yo, if you expect yada yada, I'm this. This is how it goes. You're not getting paid. You done. But if he told them from the rip, that's not stealing. That's one, too. But people do get paid. They don't get paid what they think they're worth, but they get paid. I believe that. I pay them. The more y'all talk, the less the episodes go through. No, it's not. It's true. So, all right, let me ask you. I pay them. I pay people. I do. What's it's worth? Do you think you should do it? Yeah, you do. Is it worth 50%? Yeah, let's do it right now. Yeah, I think it's worth. It depends. It depends. It depends. No, it depends, because I'm thinking about what he'll bring. With what he'll bring to the podcast, I do think that 50-50 split, if we start over, I think yes, of course. And if he came into something. Even if you're the one that brings in all the money. If he came into something that I already had moving, no, he doesn't get a 50-50 split. No, no, no. Y'all are starting to lose some money. And you're responsible for bringing in all the money. I would do a 50-50 split with him. Would you bring in all the money? Yo, he heard your question, man. I'm going to make sure he heard it right. Now, hold up. He's lying. No, no, I'm not. 50-50 split. He's just lying. Why are you lying? 50-50 split on the YouTube views. I don't know. Yes. Okay. On the YouTube. All right, hold on. Here we go. Now we're talking. Here we go. Let me ask you. Hold on, hold on. What you not splitting? What are you not splitting? If somebody came to me and said, yo, Queensflip, we are a supporter of this and we like the podcast. It's right here. He found it. Yeah, it worked. He found it. Going into it, the start of YouTube, flipping ish, ish and flip, he would get 50-50% of that. What'd you say? The name of the show was Fish and Chips, right? Whatever it is, he'll get 50-50%. And he named it? Mark, how long you got the hypothetical podcast lasted? 10 episodes solid. Really? Ice. I'm at about five, six. I don't think it'll go. Barks? How long it gets off the ground after this conversation? Hold on, hold on. At all? At all? Weekly? One episode a week? Yes. Yeah, I'll give you a month. I'll give you four. I'll give you four. I'll give him a season. I'll give you a month. Because once you see that money come in. Or don't. Or once you see the sun shining. Once it's a real nice day. That's why I said 10. Why do y'all use money as the number one thing that would- I don't think it'll be money. Why do we do that, man? What do you think? Preparation? What do you think? I think he'll come prepared. Yo, they playing with you, sir. All right, we can move on. I don't even get the joke. We can move on. We can move on. As if niggas up here do hours of studying. No, you got it. We can move on, yo. Fuck it, nigga. Me too. I do too. I'm talking about me. I think that he'll do good enough for me to just- I could take it. Me and Ish, we'll go pink paw, nigga. No, I agree. I see it. I could do a podcast with anybody. But me and Ish, we'll body it. Of course. Y'all killed it. And on top of that, the numbers that will come, if we leave here and did that, the numbers that will come from the audience here is going to be longer than- My final question to you- It's going to be longer than a month. My final question, and Mark has a question. My final question to you and Ish is how many views does episode one do on YouTube? A lot. A lot. Views, not audience. A lot. A lot. A lot. Over 100,000. A lot. Way over 100,000. I ain't trying to- No, no, I'm just thinking to myself. A lot. What's your answer? Half a million? Over 100,000. I think I have. I don't think I have. A week. You want to call it a month? It hits a half a million in a month. Off of curiosity, it hit a half a million in a month. One, they want to hear if we're going to shit on you. And we've seen what that did last time. And when they found out y'all did- That shit went through the roof. No, without shitting on me. I know. I said they want to- They want to see that. They want to hear. All right, so a half a million. All right. Easily. Freeze, you agree? No, I don't have episode one doing a half a million. I have- In a month. In a month. Oh, I thought- In a month. Is it a good ep? I mean- I'm just saying, like- I think people- You do the episode, the initial people going to run in and see it. If it's a great episode and y'all got y'all- It'll get word of mouth. Yeah, it'll get out. The clips will get out and people say, oh, I got to check it. These are my replay value. We're talking about the initial view. I think it's- Mark, how about you? What's your answer? And then you ask your question. I'm good. That was basically my thing that I was asking. Half a million is a lot of number. I think y'all would do- I think y'all would kill it out the gate. I don't know if half a million would be my number, but y'all- I think y'all would kill it out the gate. Can we not sit together? What we did? Over 100,000? I don't know. On the shit the black- Actually, I did that. What would y'all podcast- If y'all did a podcast- What'd you say? Nothing. Hey, Mark, I just- Don't be pussy with me. I said y'all don't be killing it like that. All right, I'm about to violate you. Mark, go ahead, man. I just wanted to know what y'all podcast would be about. That was all. I don't know. What would y'all talk about? I don't answer. We would have to sit down in a room and go over all the logistics. Like some planning, some show planning. Yeah. Late night black and white. Shit that we would reap the benefits of. 108,000. Yeah, that. My nigga. Look at Mark. Exactly. Mark is such a- If we get paid for it, we do it. Look, I'm with you. Mark. See, niggas? We see it, niggas? But wait, but this is the thing about that. You really don't have to say something. But now this is my last question, and then I'm done. But shoot at that nigga for real. Mark, don't wink at me, Mark. Don't wink at me. Oh, you winked at him? That nigga's a weasel, bro. You shot at him and winked at him? What the fuck did I do? Yo, stop that weasel shit, nigga. Oh, God. Let me watch you, nigga. My final question. Yo, stop shitting on nigga's shit. That's the problem. Don't do that. I think I'm a fan of everybody in this room. And this is why we're going to get half a million views. This right here, when we go out and do it, nigga. Because my shit almost done. When we go out and do it, this is why we're going to get half a million views, boy. This is why. Even if I, nigga, you know. My final question. I play the game, bro. You taught me, right? My final question, and then we can move on. Come on. If y'all two have each other's phone numbers. Stop. See? And you do believe that this concept would do exactly what y'all are saying. I do, too, by the way. That's enough of you. Then. Why would we not do it? Yeah. Because we're not. I got it. There's a million reasons why. I don't think I do. That's not the only concept they had that could be successful. No, I'm not being funny. All right, I'm done. I hated that whole thing. No, but nobody. I don't think that anybody thought of that. It's not like the only way Ish or Flip could have a successful media content career is if they join Forbes. Forbes and Flip got shit going already without that. And Ish got shit. Oh, that's what you're saying? Yeah. Is that crazy? I don't think so. No, I don't think that's crazy. That's a reason to not work together with people. I mean, if I could not split it, I would. MIA. Yeah, but why should one stop you from doing the other? I don't. That's true. Because you're not working with people. Do it all. Speaking of not working with people, that's right, Freeze. MIA has been kicked off of the Kid Cudi tour. Oh. Uh, because she had this to say about. Immigrants. What'd she say? Some of y'all could be in the audience. Some of you illegals could be in the audience. Oh, wow. Uh. I didn't catch that. The audio is real bad on the long version. I'll play it anyway. Alright, I'm illegal. Half of my teams are not paid because they didn't get the visa. Okay? I want you to know that. Yeah, the audio is bad, but the clip that went viral had words on it from the person taping. They said, oh, nothing. Just at the Kid Cudi concert with MIA stating that she's a Republican and there's a bunch of illegals here that she's probably playing to who came here without visas. The audio is bad, so you're not going to be able to. Uh, this is complicated a little bit because she is an immigrant and she made a song called Something Illegal back in the day. Well, that's what she said in her reply. But she has also been very right-wing, anti-vax, pro-Trump, so I don't know what she meant by these comments. That's where it's confusing. Kid Cudi said, he gave a tour update and said, MIA is no longer on this tour. I told my management to send a notice to her team before we started tour that I didn't. I told my management to send a notice to her team before we started tour that I didn't know that she didn't want anything offensive at my shows because I already knew what time it was and I was assured things were understood. After the last couple of shows, I've been flooded with messages from fans that were upset by her rants. This, to me, is very disappointing and I won't have someone on my tour making offensive remarks that upsets my fan base. Thank you for understanding. To that, MIA said, where is the reply? I got to find the reply. But she didn't. She did reply. I think she was saying that he was gaslighting her and I think she was saying what I kind of said, that she is an immigrant and stands for it and maybe it's taken out of context, which, again, it gets weird when you start having these very conservative right-wing views. Yeah, that's what she said. She said, don't be an agent of division. I can't vote in the U.S. and 48% of Latin community voted Trump, so are you going to hate them all? We must unite to make this. That's different. That's weird. Because first of all, if you're. If you're publicly endorsing a political candidate that you can't even vote for, that's already automatically weird. She continues, we must unite to make this country that everyone wants to live in a better place. Agreed. If you are easily led by rumor, then you don't see the light for yourself. I pray for your awakening. This is bullshit. A bunch of nonsense. This is all you have to say. I was being ironic. I don't call people illegals. I was. Yeah. If you feel opposite than how you were understood to feel, you just say that. All this is a bunch of nonsense. This is a bunch of misdirection and fog and ambiguity. How do you know I meant it like this? Why didn't you say it like that? That's bullshit. You got caught. You get kicked off the choice. So apparently she's been doing this for a while. As you talk about, yo, I see this for what it is, if you saw it for what it is, then you would see the real person dividing the nation is the nigga in charge. Not just that. My point is, like Cudi said in his initial statement, if we talk to y'all about this, hey, cool. This is what you want. This ain't the place for it. And we came to an understanding. You know what you want to do on your own shit? We came to an understanding. Hey, all right, we won't do that on tour. And then you get on stage and do it. Get out of here. There's nothing. I don't see he did nothing wrong. I got to protect my fans. I want to have a great show. I don't want people complaining about my shows. I want them to come back. Yeah, get out of here. Go do that on your own tour then. And just. M.I.A. also states. I'm sorry, Ishan. I'll toss it right back to you. She says, I wrote Illegal, the song, on the Maya LP, a song from 2010. I started this. I started this intro to the song with the statement saying, I'm illegal, and I said my team hasn't gotten visas yet. Then played a song that had lyrics saying, fuck the law, which I still believe if the law is unjust, fuck it. That's her explanation. You were saying. That's a little more. No, it's not. It's still bullshit. Because we see unjust laws of people getting dragged, pregnant women getting dragged, people getting displaced from their families, unlawfully, being detained for months and months and months, and my man was fucking. He was in a prison. Nigga was in a state prison in Idaho, I think, or some shit like that. Kentucky? And he lives in New Jersey. He just came home. Oh, yeah. They took that nigga away. I came in and talked about it. Yeah, he did. Yo, they went in his house, took the nigga away. He was in jail, in a state prison. Anything could happen in a state prison, my nigga. He could have got murdered in that prison. He was held there unjustly for two months, and now he's back home. So if you talking about justice, the things that they are doing are not just. But I think that's what. But I think in that statement, I think that's what she was trying to say. Like, I'm still against unjust laws, what your friend went through was unjust. But then you wouldn't be. But it's vague. But then you wouldn't be pushing this agenda. And that's the part I can't figure out. They're the people carrying out the unjust shit. And that's the part I don't like. I know people who are pro-Trump but hate this immigration shit, or, you know, but it's too vague. And I don't know where she stands, and I should after all of this. That part. Yeah. Especially when she built her career and her fan base early on by being very anti-government. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This side. This side. Not to pick sides, but it is what it is. And now you're pro-Trump. It's weird and confusing, and if. Just say it clearly. Just say it clearly. Bro. People want to go to a concert for entertainment. Kid Cudi's a vibe guy, too. Like, they want to go there? Kid Cudi is the wrong person to. See, that's what I'm thinking about as y'all are having this talk. Again, back to Rod Wave and Ari Lennox. Yeah. Tour acts have to be aligned on something. I got a compliment. Yeah. On a lot of things. Yeah, yeah. Actually, there has to be some common ground. The supporting act should be. Like it said, supporting. It should compliment whoever the headliner is. Kid Cudi ain't going to say nothing that you could even confuse with divisive. Yeah. He ain't going to say nothing that you could take the wrong way, misinterpret, misunderstand. That's who he is. He wants to always been an absolute great guy, sweetheart. He's clear about who he is. He loves everybody. He's a good dude. Yeah. He's a good dude. So, I mean. The last thing he want to hear from the dressing room is. Political shit. Yeah. And then they start booing and shit. So now, they're my fans out there. Yeah, they tight. Yeah, they don't want nobody booing. I don't want that. And the way that he made it sound like I had these concerns prior to the tour starting. Because you know who you're dealing with. It sound like you know how it be when the fucking. Because this is his tour. When your team is trying to put together the openers with whatever budget they have. Yeah. And we're going to go through some of these names. It also makes sense. Because. Musically, they came out kind of the same time. At the time, musically, you would play an M.I.A. song in a Kid Cudi set. Like, it was symbiotic. Day and night. So, it seems like somebody would say that at the think tank. Yeah. And it sound like that's exactly what he said. They ain't been on Twitter. I know about that one. Yeah, I've been hearing rumblings. Yeah. So, shout out to Kid Cudi, man. We can get her team to sign off on it. Like, yo, what? Yeah, if y'all speak to her. Make sure she's straight. We got you. And then again, the team might not have been able to do that. They just, hey, look. We ain't had nothing booked for a minute. We got it. Let's book this so we can get paid. Yo, are we going to the G-Eazy Logic Tour as a family? Like we do for Dave Chappelle. Like we do for New Edition. Don't put those names in those names. Like we do for, come on, Robert Glasper. Jill Scott. Jill Scott. Come on. No, no. Tank. No. So, we're not all going to go to the Logic G-Eazy Tour. Although, I think Juicy J is opening up. So, this actually would be kind of good because we could go see Juicy J. Yeah. and be out by, like, 8 o'clock. I would love to see Juicy J. That part. He's coming to Jersey. Yeah, so we could, you know what I mean? I got a DM from fucking Stokely the other day talking about I'm doing a Mother's Day show in the city tomorrow. Would you like to go? Who are you talking to, Stokely? Do you know who you're talking to? He don't know how many times I played fucking So Fine or fucking. Where's he going to be? Huh? Where's Stokely going? I don't want to say. I'll tell you in New York. Oh, okay. I'll tell you. I'll find it. Yeah, no, I'll tell you. Well, don't help them find it. Oh, don't matter. We're on the guest list here, you know. You know the vibe. But October 3rd, Juicy J, Jersey. Oh, okay. Where? PNC. Logic and G-Eazy. I like G-Eazy. G-Eazy, all right, man. I like G-Eazy. He had a couple slaps. Yeah, I can't clown on this the way I want because I do like G-Eazy. He do got some joints. Like Cardi shit? He got some joints. G-Eazy has joints. That wobble up shit. That shit with Cardi B was a smoke. Logic is probably why the concert is not selling the way we would like it to. G-Eazy could do it. Logic, all they missing from this is fucking Jack Harlow and that fucking bullshit music soulless child album. That's another reason I'm mad at Jack Harlow. He got the nerve to show up to the Met Gala looking back white again. He still had a funny hat on. Shit ain't work, nigga. He back looking white. Nigga, why you ain't show up there looking like Sean Wayne is like you've been? Shit ain't work, my nigga. Back to the drawing board. Get the fuck back, nigga. Marlon Wayans, I think, is supposed to come up here soon. Or maybe somebody told me that and I was supposed to tell his publicist or some shit. Hey, if somebody's listening out there, tell Marlon Wayans yes. He's dope. It's a great way to get things done. Yeah, I want to talk to Marlon Wayans. I like it. Yeah, I fuck with Marlon Wayans. That's who Jack Harlow is trying to dress like. Wayans, nigga. Huh? Wayans. I mispronounce names, ish. Everything. He's been saying it. I mispronounce names. They put a D in Vincenzo for. Yeah, yeah. I fuck names up. I know we're getting to know each other. That was wild. That was crazy. That was crazy. What? The B? D. You put the D in Vincenzo. That's crazy. That was wild. I'm sorry. That was crazy. My bad. What season would y'all rather be unemployed in? Summer or winter? Summer. Oh, summer. Winter. Y'all would rather be unemployed in the summer? Hell yeah. Why? It's easier to not spend money in the winter. And they don't see you. They don't see your struggles. It's easier to not spend money in the summer. It's easier to eat soup for dinner. I'd rather have heat than air conditioning. You could wear a white t-shirt. That's true. You don't have to pay heating bills. But you don't have money. They talking about just being outside more than work. I said unemployed. Yes. Unemployed bills are a thing. I'd rather be broke in the summer than broke in the winter. In the winter, I ain't got no heat. Yeah, what are you talking about? Also, I'd rather be pounding the pavement outside. That took you a minute. I was about to say different, and I was like, I can't. Oh, you ain't never been to your broke homie house in the summer who don't have the central air? He just got a good fan going? I'd rather have a good fan. It don't ease things. I'd rather have a good fan than a space heater. I met my niggas in the winter. Nah, he's buggered. That's space heaters. I ain't talking about the big shit. I still got my space heaters out. Space heaters, all right. I'm talking about that little ceramic joint. You ain't got enough money for the big. Hey, Mark, that little $30 ceramic heater. That shit kick out. Yes, it blow. Busy. That shit's a fireplace. It's a ghetto fireplace. Mark, they ask me every week, you want to put these space heaters up? Nah. No. It's going to be 55 again next week, and I'm using it. I use it with the heat. They were good when you got them. Damn. Nah, them shits are true. I use the space heater with the heat. It's like a little ghetto fireplace. I use them shits on my construction sites. Them shits is amazing. I don't know. Yo, dog. Yo, dog. Yo, dog. Yo, dog. Hey, for the heater. When you don't have no money, my nigga, you just got to lay on the bed like an ex in sweat. Yeah. You're not expending no money. I'm surprised y'all said that. Plus, I'm outside grinding trying to get money. I'd rather do that when it's warm out than when it's cold out. Nah, I'd rather be broke. So maybe the spring? Spring, summer? Yeah. It get dark early in the motherfucking winter. You all gloomied up. Dark at five o'clock. Yeah, that's how it's supposed to be when you broke. Nah, you crazy. That's how it's supposed to feel. So they say that they're going to work all winter, and then when the summer come out, if they don't have a job in the summer. The problem with the summer unemployment is that you're just going to be out. You're not looking for no fucking job. It sounds great. It sounds like fun. You're not going to be jobless until next summer. Ah, it's worse things. Who the fuck want to be jobless in the house all winter when it's dark and gloomy? You got nothing but time to send emails, bro. You can get a lot of shit done. Emails are interesting, because I'm still thinking of old school, because I used to be unemployed a lot, and that's back when you have to actually go to the spot to apply. I'm thinking about being outside looking for a job. Like, going places. That's crazy. You be like, yo, you got- Filling out applications. Yo, I got applications. Can I get a job? Yo, that's crazy. Nigga, you lost your job. Nigga, we outside turning up in the summer, nigga. Can I get an application? Yo, y'all hiring? Yo, I'm hiring. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't give a shit in the wintertime. These little badass kids don't got no excuse. Can't business be done in the wintertime? No, you want to- Working on what business? It's true. Yo, go fill out applications. Now they can just sit at email and shit. Well, speaking of niggas needing a job- Who? Finesse Two Times has been on the internet. Moan his favor. Shout out to Moanin', man. Shout out to Moanin'. I'm so glad that she's not here for this because she would find a way to big him up. She would find a way to be a fan of Finesse Two Times in this moment. Finesse Two Times has been going through a contract dispute with Mob Ties. He wants to get out of a contract. Mob Ties is Mob Ties. Yeah. So Finesse Two Times, Finesse Two Times put his contract into ChatGPT to help him gain some understanding. It's as funny as it sounds. I like to hear it. It go a little something like this. Chat broke it straight down, too. I finally found my Mob Ties contract. Got a lawyer. Let me pause it right there. That's part, that's step one. That's part of why he's in the situation he's in. Because it was in a dirty closet. Because he had to find it. He had to find the contract. Wherever it was at. That's the first problem. Look over it. But a lot of lawyers, like, they don't really want to fuck with it. They fuck with it, but they don't really want to fuck with it. I got a couple people that have reached out to me. The clip is a little long. I still don't trust this shit a whole lot. So me and Shug finally decided to. Nigga, shut up. Fast forward you. So it's my first time ever using ChatGPT. I never use this shit. Everybody been encouraging me to try to use this shit, so I'm going to try to use it for the first time. This is his first time trying to use ChatGPT. I haven't been breached. Has it been breached? Oh, shit. No, I said, is there any loophole so you can get out of your contract? Okay. He aired this. And especially if the artist had no proper legal advice. But this is not easy to win without a lawyer. So basically, Jay Prince, the old man, told me, don't get a lawyer. And he told me, we ain't going to fucking fuck this shit. You don't need no lawyer. Sign right in. That's step three in why he's in this situation. Don't get a lawyer. Okay, he continues. It's step three, but it's step one. You paid for it. Yeah, all that paid back. It means they'll argue, you already got paid, so you owe, you owe delivery. So walking away could trigger recoupment claims or even lawsuits. That's step five of why he's in this predicament. How he says recoupment. Yeah. Yeah. He continues. Assignment clause. Another trap. Transfer the contract to another label, company, anytime. So basically, they can sign their label over to anybody and I still be with them. That's what they're saying. Can't transfer. Yeah, yeah. Even a negative deal, basically. That keeps you locked in ownership, China. Yeah, for life. Okay, real talk. Wait till we hear that P word. The question right there is key, not just running. Short answer. If music was released through a real distributed. I'm going to pause this. That's step six. If you read like this, get a lawyer. Make a lawyer's cost. That's all. I'm sure he's got a couple of dollars. Okay. If you read like this, hopefully you have a child that can read better. Go in their room. This is, it ain't, I don't have no problem with the fact that he put in the contract and chat GPT. I have a problem about him reading what chat GPT is trying to tell him and I ain't got no beef with finesse two times. I ain't got no problem with it. And I do hold it. That, that deep. Right. Why? Cause he read like this. What the fuck is that the beef about? You'll see. This next video. You'll find out. Easy. Loophole is probably gone. Why does it matter? In your contract, everything revolves around addition. Yeah. If they secure a distribution agreement, if they secure a qualified distributors like a real label distribution pipelines and release music commercially in the country locks in and extends automatically, the term becomes tied to their distribution dealer. If music was released, here's what actually they usually means for you. You can't use the shopping period exit anymore. The country likely out of auto extended. Hey. I'll give you an example. Let's say you had a deal. I can't I can't I can't I can't have you already know yes the clip continues we don't need to do that what I will do is read his caption underneath it says I can't believe y'all bro y'all think this shit funny but it's not I moved off loyalty I thought it was I thought it was an honor to have Jay Prince the old man be my manager y'all told me I didn't need a lawyer because all they do is fuck people over well it looks like to me y'all are worse than lawyers I'm asking as a man can somebody please buy me out of this situation before I crash out and do something that'll give me life sentence care that'll give me a life sentence because the way I'm going out is guaranteed I'm not going to die in the process I'm not trying to be a bully but this contract is one-sided as fuck and I posted it all let me out or I'm going to spend my entire life to bring y'all down but all the mob ties street guys that got love for me and that I got love for I hope this don't come between us but finding out I don't own my masters I agreed to a partnership y'all got me good posting Atlantic contract next hashtag fuck the labels and this is where I stopped joking because any artist gets empathizable for sure finding yourself in this situation it's just today hearing like I'm not gonna hold you bro like yeah it's a tragic situation but today hearing somebody say yo the label told me fuck the lawyer so I didn't get a lawyer after a thousand or two thousand examples of people getting fucked by not getting the lawyer I can only feel but so sorry for you I'm talking about just me you can disagree on me when I hear that in particular it's like money today we don't know to get a lawyer when I get in the 90s when niggas got when niggas have credibility and they sign a year management companies you're trusting into you're trusting that you know because it comes with street cred it comes with the jewelry it comes with all the defense you didn't you say and so you're trusting them that yo you guys are so solid I don't think that you're going to do this regardless of all the examples you always want to be that anomaly but you see the examples with solid street niggas and artists keep happening yes but so why so I'm just saying it a logical brain if I keep seeing this example happening over and over and over and over and over and the underlying fact is nigga ain't get a lawyer ain't had nobody look this over so he kind of fucked itself by signing this deal expecting somebody to be solid maybe I don't do the exact same thing I seen everybody else do I think one you seen the people do it you you have been around a music business you talking about ice one not and this means zero disrespect to this gentleman bro you heard how he conducts himself yeah morally right so you know already that was that was crazy cause you you know that you just don't say or are more books I get what you saying number two you've been around a music business now for a good part almost 15 20 years he might have been a street nigga that's coming off the street business and you see a way out so he don't have the overall experience that you think he may have he ain't listening to these dudes complain about they deals he might not be on Twitter he might not be on all of these other platforms listening to this stuff because this is where these niggas complain about can't speak on can't speak to his upbringing you can yeah it was raised yes all choices that he had all day every day this is anyway let me just add to that the same the same the same way you say we've seen the examples of people getting fuck the people fucking the people that are fucking people have people to sing their praises Drake sing their praises they could they could send you to people that say hey point this ain't him by you he's a good dude he did this for me and like it can it can happen to you I'm especially in this business so I mean I'm clowning him for his reading ability but I definitely sympathize with him in the situation he told my can somebody buy me out any time to get the public outcry right imagine the state that the state of desperation is in the problem the problem ready to take it to where I don't I don't do that I don't urge you to do that I know I don't urge you to grow don't throw your life away what I hear what he say that granted the the words are a little different it's the same shit when the locks is on the radio and he's like yo my nigga this is my life you playing with this is worth dying for true like some niggas really get to that point where it's like yo dog you playing with my life now and in the world we come from one of us got to go at this point yeah I'm not it's not it's not worth it and the world we come from don't rationalize it that don't we got to stop doing it to where we it's not okay and we hope that nothing happened from this situation find a positive way the locks went and got with DNY went got with real niggas that that conversation and get it taken care of unfortunately we don't know if his contract is for sale I doubt that I don't think I don't think so he could definitely yeah I don't think so he could find somebody by him out he's super talented but it's super down willing to sell but if niggas ain't selling what you want to do mm-hmm I disagree again I just I think that dependent upon the person and contingent upon how they grew up dog everybody don't have that information at their disposal again like y'all was on Twitter y'all have been on Twitter for the last two decades bro Twitter's oh eight I'm talking about shit that we knew that has nothing to do with the Twitter I'm talking about just being around just hearing about the bad boy stories from every artist that's ever been signed the bad boy damn near like it's been a thing to where you are around contract artists I'm just saying just I see you're saying we're in the information area that's all I'm saying I'm not placing this on that's unfair though ice has been around this is what I'm telling you so we talking about Twitter's oh eight we in 26 that's the last 18 years we have heard artists complaining on Twitter that's one let's move but why are we acting like he don't have the internet no I'm he's heavy on the internet look that's why he's here he reads the internet now he's heavy on the internet now we don't know when this gentleman grew up and how we grew up it's niggas the outside today we take it for granted everybody don't got a computer in a house that's a fact everybody got a laptop in a house everybody is not equipped to be doing one of these though it's easier said than done especially with different situations and and what certain things come with it got flipped gotta be right because he ain't just him in the situation right telling the little kid yo go to school go to college do this do this do this you've seen all the examples of the people that don't do it right we've seen all the examples of kids that drop out of school that get in the streets that do this dissonance it's niggas getting in the streets every single day imagine they know the real thing is and again like I said I it is a fucked up situation I just do believe that we owe it to ourselves to at least we've heard so many stories about not having a lawyer don't sign anything without a lawyer fuck your record deal hold on don't sign anything without a watch your mind like that I'm trying to speak oh yeah that's what I was saying this is Joker turning them up and a quick boy but you gotta get to what he's saying I mean yeah I could be I'm from Missouri you ever had to make a mop I'm from Missouri we could quickly act like something got spilled y'all put the why are you saying no it's predatory lending pause that's really what it is at the end of the day it's predatory later I'm not you looking for the motherfucker you can take advantage of but I'm just saying to everybody you owe it to yourself to try to protect yourself imagine having the biggest one of the biggest artists in the world cosign niggas and you want to get to that level where he at man that nigga got this you got this nigga cosign you a lot of times you seen I seen that work with even street niggas a nigga would come to the hood and they would bring somebody ill to the hood that's standing next to them who was up whether it's an NBA player whether it's a rapper solidify them that you want to get down with them and whatever they offer you you wanna you want that right so you're just and that's still Jay Prince senior that's still Jay Prince senior that's that's hip-hop royalty yeah I hear y'all I'm just like all right we got today let's say none of the puff shit happened with the charges and all that and puff go give a nigga a contract today and that nigga signs a contract without a lawyer people like yo my nigga what do you it don't matter that is Jay Prince senior Joe is my wife comes to that table with a briefcase with two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in it nine out of ten seven out of ten people are signing yeah that's what I'm saying about freeze before I judge the choices I want to know that that person's options yes the person that he signed that's the thing that's how predatory systems continue to run if you won't sign it I will get somebody else find somebody absolutely jump without a doubt somebody's gonna jump and I'm not gonna call each person that jumps a dumbass I didn't I didn't do that he got it no so we owe it to ourselves economy I used to say make better choices it's just yeah yeah I think everybody's right I mean it's just people's choices are constrained by the circumstance yeah you know in that moment that might be your better choice yeah and and and that's and a lot of times once you added that position you look back on it right now yeah fuck I signed my whole career away for that briefcase of 250 but when you needed that 250 when the lights was all getting it nowhere else you weren't getting nowhere else not legally you know I mean and so I end about how people end up this I won't be would make better choices and get all the info that's all I want but I also don't I try to trying to be too judgmental about the people to make a different choice No, I'm just trying to give some advice. I know it's not the advice that people want to hear because what rapper ever wants to not rap? Pivot. But I think he has pivoted. Yeah, he's been doing streaming shit. All the streaming, all the online shit is, I mean, again. You're going to wait a month or two. He's super talented. He's hilarious. If he just sat on the stream, he could do it that way. Now, I don't know if whatever these new age contracts are now, including Europe because they know how profitable it is, including your social media rights. It's possible. Anything. Now, that puts you in a bad spot. Yeah. That would make my little pivot talk obsolete, actually. If that's the case. We don't know. We'll get on. These situations is tough. Yes, sir. I signed contracts with our lawyers. I've been down and out. Needed the money. They said they had cash. Yeah. Got 80 cash, 90 cash for you. Pick it up right now. And they give you the, yo, today. Like, yo, this right now. Once I leave out, this offer expires. I got somebody waiting for it. When the air is cut off. That's when the heat is cut off. That's when the car catch a flat. That's when your bank account got froze from something else. Like, sometimes these situations come when situations were there. All right. Yeah, I see. And that's what I'm saying. When you start talking about options at that particular moment, that might have been the best option you had. Yeah. I remember back in the- Desperation calls. In 04, 05 with the mortgages. People did that a lot of times. People had no other option for a mortgage. They didn't have the right credit score. They didn't have the income. And so they were like, oh, we got these no-doc mortgages. We got the- Reverse amortization. They had a bunch of- Exactly. I took one. I took one. And you educated. Yeah. But it was like I had finished school, but I didn't have a job. I had a promise of a job, but I didn't have three months of pay stubs. I didn't have the money. So I took a bet on myself that I'll make enough money that when this balloon comes in three years, I'll be able to afford it or refi. And I could. But I was really, really lucky. That's not 99% of the world. And it was a bad move for me. No, it was a horrible move. And then you got to think about where that market went. So if you took a loan at 05, assuming that, yo, I'm going to be able to refi at 08, the house you bought in 05 for $200,000 at 08 might have been worth $90,000. So now you can't refi either. And that's how I got screwed. That's literally what I did. Now you can't refi because the market tanked. Because the house that I bought, I think- I already know when you in your bag. Boy, you see me, I'm muting up. I ain't saying nothing. I'm listening. I'm all in. Once you say, yo, if you take- What's my nigga's start with? Yo, once you say amortization is on, oh, that was it. For example, if you took a loan in 04, I'm out. I'm out. My boy got it. He cooking. But we see, even, let's play your situation out, right? Because we on page one. Nigga told you not to get the lawyer, your antenna should have went up. But they playing advanced calculus. So the next step in that is if J Prince didn't say, yo, you don't need a lawyer, he would have said, I got a lawyer for you. I got a lawyer for you. And the next step in that is not saying that. And whatever lawyer you go get, my lawyer, so connected that that's one of his lawyers anyway. And I'm leveraging all of my, whatever the labels used to do, I'm leveraging all our clients for you to make this go through and where you work for us. We have a network of lawyers out there that are under our thumb. So it does get sticky. Maybe not in the phase that you're talking about, because, again, page one. But it gets sticky later. No, it still can. Again, I'm not, I just was saying, I just want people to try to protect themselves. Do better. Read. Uncle Bobby's in Philly. That's it. There you go. Read more, talk less. Right there. Right there on the shirt. We're talking about some reading stuff. Yeah, definitely. We read the Sixers to bed. We read them in a night-night story. Read them, they right. Tonight. Tucked them right on in. Uncle Bobby's. Keep talking. Keep talking. It's going to be a game two or a game three. Exactly. Okay, I'm not bragging. Y'all will get your four losses. You're definitely not bragging. You want to walk? I'll give you a walk right now. I wouldn't dare. I'll give you a walk. Why would I take a walk? Because you lost by 40. We made the bet after they lost by 40. We just made the bet. What would I need to walk for? I mean, for pod purposes, we did. But in real life, I hit you before the game and said, hey, would you like to establish a bet before the game actually comes on? You said, yeah. I was just thinking we should do that. And I said, what do you want to do? You want to do five? Same shit we just played out? You know, I got the text. And you were like, nah, we can do 1,000. I said, ha, ha, ha, smart man. And you said, oh, go, go, go. Then I hit you when the game was on. I was like, ha, ha, ha, ha. And you said, oh, I'm not watching. I'm putting Muhammad to bed or whatever. But I will be gracious enough to, now that we've seen, like, find it. You think the whole series is going like this? No. That's all I'm asking. No. The team that we, the Sixers team we saw in game one, we will not see in game two. I'm not stupid. Paul George looks amazing. I hate that. Paul George looks great. I hated that. He looked great. The waste that Paul George game. If them other niggas would have been clicking while Paul George was doing that. Not a bad part. I was. I said, oh, shit, that's a Paul George again. The bad part is he could do that every night. Yeah, and he has been. That's the bad part. He played great against the Celtics. So it's not like this is a flash in the pan. That nigga's like silk. Yeah. Yeah, but we could. When he get there, though. That was a lot. He's smooth. Smooth. He's smooth. I got it. He just said smooth. He's smooth. He's smooth. Yo, y'all niggas be looking. Y'all is. Y'all. Don't say no niggas like silk. I wish. When you said he like silk. I didn't say silk. You said a little sassy there, nigga. No. He did. And it was a poem. There's no tough way to say it. You can't say it tough. You can't say it smooth, bro. This nigga's a fool. I remember when I tried to be fly in Bloomingdale's and pick up some silk pillowcases. One of the most overrated things in the universe. Huh? Nah. They're not that bad. The silk sheets, silk pillowcases. The sheets is a little funny. The sheets are annoying. The sheets get annoying. But the pillowcases, not that bad. And you can't even get no box one. When you had silk pillowcases, was your girl white? Yeah. Curly hair girl. I've had them both. Silk. Yeah. I've had both. All right. Y'all about to say something? Pillowcases. You have white and black. They not picking me up. All right. I can't. They being racist. Being racist. Parks and Ish. I be racist? I be racist. All right. We said the white girls on the silk. You got curly hair girls on silk. Who can't use the silk? I didn't say can't. I said they like it. Okay. They got curly hair too? Yes. Look at Paul. Every time somebody being racist. You pop right up. You pop right up with the camera when racism is going on, Paul. Are you all right? Are you cool? I'm single to my end. Why do you want to know everybody today, yo? Stop, yo. For real. I don't understand the silk pillowcase. Elaborate. Oh, he wants you to elaborate. I don't understand. I've had hair textures. Yeah. He said the hair texture. Yeah. Behave well with silk. Silk. And some don't. And some don't. So you could. I never knew that. Electric shock shit. No. I'm just learning. Have you ever had silk pillowcases? Have you ever had silk anything? Silk the shotgun album. But that's two times. We praying for you, dog. Yeah, man. We praying for you. I hope you get out there. I hope you all right, man. Well, at least you can find another way. We hope, man. Don't just don't. Yeah, don't do that. Super talented dude, though. Super talented dude. Don't take it there, please. What else is important or unimportant? Let's see. Stephon Diggs did it. M.I.A. kicked off. You're done, Joe. End of the era, lady. End of the era, yo. We're going to play the Bites of Dust for Love & Hip Hop. Oh, Love & Hip Hop is over? It's over? Yeah, it's over. I don't know if I asked for a Love & Hip Hop correspondence here. No, no. You know. What the fuck is he talking about? I figured you was tapped in. I actually thought you might be on the. So, Love & Hip Hop, they announced on Friday that it's over. What? It's going to be the reunion, right? Say that again? Yeah, yeah. I think he is going to be on the reunion. They did an announcement that it's going to be over. So, yeah. And they said they're going to do a six-episode kind of arc of the final run. I forget what it's exactly called, but it's something like the final run. And it's like six episodes of Love & Hip Hop. I don't know if it's like reunion-y stuff, if it's like rewind or whatever. But some people were asking if Joe Budden would be on it. I won't. Some people were asking if Mark Lamont would be on it. No. They didn't want to ask that. They asked. No, they didn't. And I won't either. Yeah, no, I won't be on it. But shout out to them. I mean, it was kind of over for me. And what's the last iteration? Yeah, standing. Is it Miami? It's Miami, right? They canceled Atlanta, right? Miami's kind of the last thing standing. I don't know if the reunion's going. Sorry, Prince. Back to the homeless shelter you go. Who? The little Prince. The DJ. The little Prince. The promoter. Tory Lanez went over there and boop-bop. He's been threatening me on the internet for years. When I see you. Oh, that's why you don't go to Miami no more? Yeah. Oh, shit. That's crazy. The priest is hilarious. I get it now. I would go to jail if I even joked with you right now. Like, I can't even play into the joke. They would arrest me if I told you what I think would happen. If that happened. Prince. Anyway, get a job. What's your favorite love of hip-hop memory? Who you asking, me or Flip? Not me, no. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You didn't ask me nothing. No. You was dead, boy. You was on love of hip-hop? No. No. No. Yes, you were. I just. It was. I'll talk about it later. Ah. My favorite love in hip-hop memory. So many. So many. Yo, it was makeup on the silk sheets? Makeup on silk sheets? Love of hip-hop. I ain't a man on silk sheets. It wasn't silk. It was pillowcases. Oh, you talking about when the spray tan was on there? The pillowcases? No, the spray tan. It was the spray tan. on the bed that's when I didn't know bitches would get in my bed with spray tans Until the next morning. She didn't sleep here, though. What the fuck is Joe talking about? Well, she didn't sleep here. She just kind of got in the bed. Ain't got to sleep. She didn't sleep here. I believe that. That wasn't a problem. Oh, she was saying I fucked her. She was saying I fucked her. Like, that was the point. You had a girl in our bed. She did not sleep. You act like she wouldn't sleep. Yeah, my nigga, you come back and say, what? Nigga, boy. That's back when I was uneducated. I didn't know that if you break up with a girl that you was with for a long time, that you're not supposed to fuck nobody else like in the next month or two. I had no idea that. Is that a rule? That's kind of a rule. So wait, how long? I didn't know that either. You said that's their rule. How long? No, that's. Well, if there's a hope of y'all getting back together. If you Justine and Justine and on the other end of the phone, yeah. Right, that's different. Then they think that, yeah, and that's what men do. I thought you were saying, like, if it's over, I just got to have it. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, I was like. Oh, no, when you break up, you do what you want. Okay, that's what I was like. But to break up with conditions, right? Like the. We ain't broken up. We taking space. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can't be fucking. Yo, you listen to that dumb shit that get you shot. Yo, we've been together nine years, but we not together. They just tell you they single. They don't know that you were broke up from Rakim after nine years for a week and a half, and you get caught in her crib. Rakim still got keys. Nine years, that's still his chip. That's exactly what happened to me when the boy ran in the house. It's like, you got to give me that information. All that hell, yeah. Or they can't go to their house. I'm sitting here joking around with you talking about I have too many memories from Love of Hip Hop, but in real life, I do have a lot of favorite memories from Love of Hip Hop. Love of Hip Hop, a lot of times for the participants, I speak for me, was therapy. Like when Lex was first born and me and Sin wasn't seeing eye to eye, like it was Love of Hip Hop that kind of even allowed us to get in the same space together. It was tough year one. So yeah, the meetups, those meetups was real at all the kid PlayStations or wherever the bouncy ball houses were. Yeah, that was in real time. All right, let's go have some conversations. Let's talk as a family to see how we're going to appear even though we're going through real shit. So some of that, fucking the proposal, the Sin proposal at the live party, that was a hard show. That was fine. Shorty Duff and that was a funny one. Write that name down. Write it down. She started a beautiful family. I've seen some of the pictures on my algorithm. They look great. They look great. I support that. Do you? Why you thinking that to me? That's a nice haircut too. You put too much spray on. That's a nice haircut. That shit bling. That shit kind of perfect. That shit looks like that shit looks like you had the ninja look. Blender. Now he ain't be the cat today. God damn. That shit look nice. You look good, yo. You look good. You look good. That nigga look like Jeffrey Osborne. God damn. Philly Ocean. Yeah, word. Good baby, yeah. Gary McQuinn. Oh, mommy didn't tell me about your man on Patreon. Oh, great. I can't wait to hear about my man on Patreon. Hey, if you're not signed up to Patreon, now would be a good time to do it. Don't be alarmed. They changed the home screen. So if you see real ugly Patroni, Patreon niggas, that's just who they got on the front home screen. They don't got you on the home screen no more? No, I'm not on the home screen. Oh, damn. I've never seen me on the home screen since they changed it and just put everybody. Oh. Yeah. What's up? Oh, I'm just saying. You might have lost your cache. Maybe. Oh. Maybe. I got to work to get it back. No doubt, no doubt. Still got your cash, though, right? Fuck the chain. Fuck all that shit we talking about. Fuck the chain. Hey, not on the front page. And they're counting on you. Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see. All right, we done with love and hip hop for the next two times. All right, let me ask you, why the hell does it say pegging is a hot topic? Like, somebody explain this to me, please. Oh, because pegging is a hot topic out there. And what do you mean somebody explain it? Me and you know the Boston Ritchie T. What do you mean? Explain why pegging. You know why? Oh, Boston Ritchie T. You know why? Yeah, yeah. Me and you know. We ain't got to pretend. No, I'm saying a hot topic, but yeah, yeah, that part. No, listen, yeah, she said some things. She did, she did, she did. I'm going to say I'm gay in the topic, so somebody else will do it. Oh, shit. Why you say that? Oh, shit. Because I'm against kink shaming. Oh, I agree with you. And I think it's tough to be a rapper and certain things be a lesson. You said what? With all that shit in there. No, I'm not fucking with parts, yo. Come on, parts. It's tough to be a rapper and certain shit be. In there, yeah. I don't know. You got to get that colon. You got to get that colon clean. That nigga's immature, yo. That's true, that's true. And his version was, nah, I pull a sex toy. Anytime I pull the sex toy, there's mad girls around. Her version, not so much. Well, she posted some screenshots. She posted some screenshots where, and she showed the. No, she was in the store and she took a picture of the joint. And he was so excited. He was happy. He was happy. Hold on, hold on, hold on. What's the joint? It was a strap. She bought a strap. It was a strap, nigga. It was a strap. Oh, a real joint. Yeah, I'm going to show it to you. She bought a strap. I'm good. Well, she was in the store. I think you should show it to Ish. Hold on, let me explain to Ish because he didn't see it. Any viewers that didn't see it. She posted a screenshot. She picked up the strap. This is the one? Yeah. All right, so he's selling her some money or whatever. And then he's like, get here now. Right. No, he was excited. Yeah, he was excited. Oh, yeah, that's the one right there. See, that's messed up. That was his shirt. Only because you shot first. He put the diss record out there. Oh. And she's like, all right. I told you to keep my name out your mouth. Leave me alone. Don't say nothing about me. Oh. And now that you did, take the record down or I'm letting it go. Whoops-a-daisy. And she said it like it's more where that came from. And then she just started, well, first off, the basis of this is Shorty was wild young when they was fucking together. Yeah. So there's that. Like underage, yo? Yes. Oh. There's that part. That's all that's there. Yeah. It's nasty. Like, I didn't, I'm not familiar with this dude. Like, the only thing I ever heard about him was I'm not familiar with him. There was some allegations that he was in some paperwork. You know, I don't be giving a fuck about that shit. That's the only thing I've ever heard about his name. I don't know his music. I don't know anything. So Stitches, all right, there's a lot going on here. Yeah, there's a lot here. Stitches gets Stitches literally. Rammed. Yo, you a fool, dog. Yo, you a fool. I don't like this. I mean, the exchange, he's like, bae, you on the way. She posted a picture of the strap and some Zelle information. He said, which number I Zelle, get here now. Get here now. Right. So she posts that along with like trying to show the authenticity of the timestamps and all that. Right. But then in her actual comment, she wrote, nigga, hashtag nigga, you gay. I told you don't speak on me knowing you had me cosplaying as a man in the bed. Must have thought I was joking this time. Keep my name out your mouth or I'm gonna drop the rest. So that's the, that's the other piece of this, right? Cause at first I thought, well, doesn't matter. I won't get into they, I don't like it. Again, I'm with y'all on the, you shoot first, I'll shoot back shit. Yeah. That's they business. I just hate how the public is responding to it. That's why it's tough for men to be sexually vulnerable. Because when the argument takes a left, she's not gonna keep your secrets in a vault. She's gonna tell them. She's gonna post this. And I've shown that that's one of those that you wanted to stay in the vault. Or not. And I don't know if it's just him. Oh, it probably ain't. I don't think that's just him. It probably ain't. What's just him? That are into some of the things that the ladies like. There's been rumors about some other folks. A lot of rappers in today. There's a rapper that, one, two, three, I don't know if y'all know him, but we cool with. That play the same game? What they likes for their girl to dress up as a dude. No, the strappy strappy thing. Yeah, that one. Well, she said cosplay as a man in a band. I don't know. I think she mean cosplay as a man is putting a strap on. Yeah. You don't gotta necessarily dress up like the dude. Just dress up like the dude. I get it now. Yeah, that's what she meant. It's different levels today. Yeah, but what if she did mean dress up like a dude? Like go get the strap and some cards. And a mustache. And some Tim's cowboy boots. Yeah. And a derby. Do-rag. And y'all would assume the guy that's asking a woman to do that is gay or bisexual? No, not necessarily. No. No. He just might be in this mother's shit. I don't think he's gay or bisexual because he's still doing it with a woman. Well, hold on. He might be on some freak shit. Yeah. He's on some freak shit. Okay. Nah, you talk up for women's rights, nigga. Say something now. What does that do with women's rights? I don't know. That's just when you talk up. Women's rights. That's the only time I talk. I think, I mean, sexuality, again, is complicated. If dude wants to get pegged, I'm not saying that makes him gay, but if he said dress up like Ving Rhames in the street, and, you know what I mean, and hit me. Want some eggs, youngsters? Right. I'm just saying, that could be an inkling. Why don't he just go get a Ving Rhames? Because maybe he doesn't actually want to have sex with a dude. How do you dress up like Ving Rhames in that scene? So then he wouldn't be gay. I'm just saying, that's where that word queer becomes helpful. Sure. I'm just saying it might be more complicated. Yeah, sure. There's something there. I'm just saying, there might be something there. There's some, what are the letters? That's what I'm trying to say. I'm sure. I'm just saying, it might not be as, you know, it's people, my point is, it shouldn't matter. Like, whatever he's into, he's into, and whatever beef y'all have. Flip while he's leaving, nigga. You ain't going to be, he, look, flip to Jamaican for this shit. He's too Jamaican even. Whatever people want to do in their bedroom, consenting adults I just hate this to watch people weaponize that when they have a fight that's all I'm but can you be into this and drop a mixtape not a diss track it depends on or be careful who you diss it depends on you can't diss the strap you can't diss the person that was strapping you down I think what I'd like to see from hip hop society in general but I'm just saying in this case we don't want to diss rap this is a wild if people just hip hop what'd you say I wanted to take it to niggas fucking personal networks okay whatever do y'all think that y'all know any men that are secretly into things oh probably yes I think mathematically absolutely but that don't go against what I said my whole point is I wish people would just carry it like I don't give a fuck yeah that's what I do and then maybe you couldn't you can only weaponize some shit if people carry it like a secret he should be it maybe he should you know what I'm saying like if he said he's saying the fact people should be able to just be themselves if dude said yeah I fuck women and I like women to do this shit to me and blah blah blah that's what I do I'm not saying it would get received great right away but I'm saying like that would I can't that's dangerous because people do get killed for what they're into that's true people get attacked for the things that they like that's the shit I hate though you're right but that's the shit I hate some people are not keeping it a secret just because they're embarrassed for people to know some of it is a safety concern for sure but then it also is the masculine I rap for the gays like he rap for the women yeah I love women fuck you that's double the dose that's double the dose double the dose double the dose I let you get about 10 off this episode no you go yeah pause that was that was silky super silky that was very silky valid very silky valid but silky super silky newer couch what y'all think about gays love who you want to each his or her own or their or their y'all ever told somebody strap up no you ain't never what I punch the shit out of you no I punch the shit out of you that's called fisting that's different punch the shit alright yo what is yo he can't help himself today this is right this is right there Mark's on a roll alright well that's us on peck I think we unpacked it come on yo flip all that out of here get the fuck out of here yo Mark would you shut the fuck up man this is your bed I'm sorry alright I'm immature I'm immature let's see here it's your flip pod pegging finesse two times spirit complex list cutty well congratulate Pablo Torre oh yeah we got to yes big round of applause big round of applause Pulitzer Prize for audio journalism that's dope that's a big honor man pertaining mostly to the I think entirely to the Kawhi story how do you feel Ish to each his or her own that's true yeah congrats Pablo packed you up got smooth out of here Pablo's been killing it man I'm glad to see it be recognized you got a Pulitzer or something that can compete with this nope I got my pride that don't compete your pride don't compete y'all niggas pride why you think a pride a pride and a Pulitzer ain't the same I know that's what we mean depending on what you ask well as a journalist I think the Pulitzer probably yeah it's a big deal I know it's just a position on Pablo or whatever but you know not to rehash that I think regardless of how you feel about Pablo a Pulitzer's a big fucking honor man and the amount of work and labor it took to do that story even if you think the story was the wrong story to tell he did that shit he told it right he was rigorous is all I'm saying he was in depth and he told a complicated story I would also add in the podcast space I'm not sure if we've seen a Pulitzer not that I'm aware of at least anybody that we've celebrated up here so someone even remotely in our sphere who's also been a guest up here in front of the show is he up for the first Pulitzer Prize winning? I guess I think so of course it is Pablo listen congratulations on the Pulitzer can you please hurry up with this Jalen Brunson investigation yeah cause we we can get that out like this week I think today stat yeah I'm with that the little surveillance what do y'all think Jalen Brunson should be investigated about? he signed a contract for a dozen donuts exactly and he's getting paid elsewhere he took the short his dad's the coach he's getting paid elsewhere find it it's a lot of scandals I don't give a fuck yeah yeah yeah in two years they paying his dad in two years Jalen Brunson will be eligible for the super duper max which is six to seven hundred million like I hope you don't slip on a banana peel you know how disloyalty is oh why would it matter Tyrese Maxx is so much better yeah who says what did I do with my foot I was just about to say who says he'll be no no no stop stop stop I've let you get to the what did they have to do with what I just said because you're arguing for an investigation to be made to somebody who dropped thirty five mostly in the first half no that's not we're already on for an investigation you made it to some cheating that's not at all what I just said y'all are arguing for Jalen Brunson no that's not what I who is absolutely killing you Sixers fans no we just arguing we want a fair NBA we just want a fair NBA and why would you want him not to play against the Sixers when Tyrese Maxx is better that's my correlation maybe that's I think you misheard what I was saying because you were jumping to make the joke what I said was I hope he doesn't slip on a banana peel meaning that if he gets injured before he gets the super max the owners may not reward his loyalty of taking a short before with money now that's all I was saying shit don't you know if he injures himself you still think they give him 600 million yes and I don't trust the Knicks or any NBA leaders what do you call them governors Jalen Brunson I hope so do you know what the super max stipulations are I know some of them do I know all of them no no you gotta make you gotta make one of the teams or get or get NBA defensive player of the year six man of the year you think he'll make he's already done it no I'm talking about the year that you are eligible for the super max that's it no no no that's not you you just have to have done it it's definitely not the year of it's not the year of that would be weirdly specific and he's already all NBA and prohibitive and he will continue to be first second or third team NBA we gotta stop playing with Jalen Brunson's name around here no he's a monster but I don't know I don't think you're doing that so it's in so you have to have made all NBA in the most recent season or both of the two preceding the most recent exactly defensive player of the year in the most recent season or in two of the three preceding seasons or MVP in any of the three preceding seasons this is right he's generally right yeah that sounds right I'm telling you or all NBA yeah I don't think that ain't easy to do bro and the way these young niggas is coming up and these young boys is out here cooking there's no I'm not saying that you know I hold Jalen Brunson in high regard even though I don't like the Knicks but there's no guarantee that he is gonna be an all NBA player we in a Jalen and Cade East and Donovan it's not don't go by that all NBA is all NBA Shea is still out here side going nuts Ant-Man is getting better every single day he is Jalen Brunson will continue to be and I'm a Knicks fan so I know this falls on them no no I'm not doing that Lucas outside bro Jalen Brunson will continue to be a top six point guard in the NBA which still don't guarantee him to make all NBA that's the tough part first second and third yeah you could be top six and a half as soon as I get yeah Joe not get the all NBA I'm saying I'm confident I think he got an MVP season coming I think he's only going out I think he got an MVP season don't go by position I mean don't go by specific position so two shooting guards could be the all NBA could make the all NBA first team so even if he could be a top six point guard and still not make an all NBA but then he could make second team that's what I'm saying you can still there's three all NBA teams I think he's in good shape yeah whatever the rules are I think Jalen Brunson is in pretty good shape that's a really specific rule that's crazy because it's reserved for the top so Supermax and Max are different and they don't want to just hand him out to no I get that but what if you like had an off season or you were injured or played a half a season then the argument would be you shouldn't be maybe you can't get if that happens to Joker would that but remember he made it in the previous season you can't get MVP now unless you play a certain amount of games 60 but MVP within the last three years so if you didn't make MVP in the last three years and you didn't make an all NBA team in the last two years it's hard to make the argument that you should even get that because maybe you want to decline you know we in the whatever you done for me lately league anyway and motherfuckers is fucking up the league when everybody now is eligible for the Supermax you know what I'm saying so it's fucking up the parody in the NBA okay a few things before we get out of here they indicted the DoorDash girl yeah I'm going to tell you the DoorDash the young the young DoorDash lady that went to deliver some food the door was open and homeboy had a hangover the door wasn't open she went in the nigga crib it was cracked it was open but she pushed it open she pushed it open took a picture uploaded it it wasn't wide open and yeah it wasn't wide open and they tried to blame him yeah and then doubled down on blaming him and then the internet came and tried to fucking ruin his life you got to be careful with the internet but anyway they did indict this young lady good so that's that on that I also want to say rest in peace to John Sterling who was a legendary Yankees broadcaster he passed away shout out to Yankee fans out there our condolences to his friends family and fans rest in peace also before we go oh yeah speaking of rest in peace oh my god yesterday I went to Ashley's fucking my friend Ashley's oh my god Jesus boy talk about some tough shit that was tough I drove two and a half hours not me but you know yeah yeah where was it two and a half hours south it was down there south that shit was in Middleton no not even some other shit it was in Jersey yeah but the beginning we was passing by all the Jersey towns this far we was and we wasn't looking for exits he was zooming I was like what part of Jersey is this we were like But anyway, it was deep down there. So yeah, two and a half hours I went down there. I stayed there for about fucking 20 minutes, 25 minutes. And I took the ride, took the ride back. So I want to shout out to her. Shout out to her family. Everybody in there was crying. Yeah, I can imagine. Open casket was a lot of love. News cameras and news reporters and shit started showing up outside. Shout out to the pastor. He came over to me and thanked me for the words that I gave on the podcast. But yeah, it was just really sad in there. Rest in peace, Ashley Robinson. We love you. We miss you, baby girl. And we know you're up there watching over us. But yeah, it was super, super rough, super rough. Today is the actual service. Yes, it's now. So sorry, man. Yeah, no, it was tough. I went in there in my shades on. Ooh, I was boo-hooing. Ooh, I tried to look like a G2. Because the line to walk up to the casket was the view all the way to the back. So I was in there. So some niggas said, all right, let's go. They sat down. They already seen it. They boo-hooing in their chairs. But I'm standing up boo-hooing. Then the line don't move fast. So as you- No, you know the line ain't full because everybody got to hug the parents and the sister and the kids. And as you get closer, it's getting worse. So I'm on the line. I know Ashley from when I know Ashley, from which is whenever the fuck I met Ashley and Web Willies in Miami was chilling. They got her from when she was three and four. Five and six up there, boy. Is this slide in pictures? Yes. I'm like, oh, I didn't know this. Powerpoint display. Yeah, no, that was, oh, my God. Now I'm getting closer to the door. It was no cool way to cry. Nah. You're done. Just got to let it go. It was done. Lady standing there with tissue by the casket. Man, give me that box. Nah, I just take tissues. I don't even play no more. You got to bring handkerchiefs. You got your old man shit. Yeah. Get a little pack of tissues. Keep it in a pocket. A little pocket. Face your tissue pack. Yeah. What you saying? Get a handkerchief, man. I know. I should have had a handkerchief. I didn't think it was going to be. Yeah, I needed a handkerchief. You know you. You a sucker. I'm a what? Yo, see, your man was working. I'm a what? I'm a what? Say something. Say something. You're a crier, bro. That ain't sound like sucker, though. Is he a sucker? Yeah, it's not a sucker. I thought he was going to say soft. I thought he was going to say sucker. I am a crier. Oh, shit, you're a crier. Over this right here, see, I didn't want to call you a sucker because what you was crying for is definitely warranted. But you are a crier. So I make a sucker cry over whatever. So you know I'm crying for my own girl. Yeah, exactly. What make you cry? I don't be crying to me. No, I know that. That's a given. But what else make you cry? A lot of shit. Tell me the last time your barber went to do your mustache right after you ate something. What? Right after your barber ate a meal. I don't know, nigga. And then he go to do your mustache. How do you know he just ate? You can smell his fingers. You can smell his hand. Yeah. You smell his fingers. My barber got the sinking on his fingers. I told my barber, man, you got to fucking get all that shit off your hand, bro. I would hope they have a sink. Your barber wears gloves. Yeah. A lot of barbers wear gloves, bro. Yeah, a lot of barbers do wear gloves. Like nitrile gloves. Yes. My barber don't wear gloves, but a lot of barbers do wear gloves. Your barber don't wear gloves? Nah. Filipino, right? Your barber wear gloves if they think you got germs, right? No. If they think you got the cooties and some shit. It's like condoms, right? Hold on, dawg. What you mean you want me to wear a condom? What are you trying to say about me? I hate to catch you. Now, some niggas, you look like you're going to shave them up. Like, you could ask TD if you shave them up. Like, yeah, you don't want your skin touching theirs, even if you're a barber. I feel him. I feel him on that. I don't think I have anything else to say. Today was great. If all minds, hearts, and souls are clear. You know my man, right? Yo, don't stand thugged out. You see him, right? Yo, what's up, man? We here for a good time. Don't be thugged out. Don't be thugged out over there. We having tacos. You got tacos. You niggas can't be tough eating tacos. Anybody? Anybody? Anybody? Any last words? Last words? Final words? Happy Cinco de Mayo again, man. Happy Cinco de Mayo, indeed. Happy Cinco de Mayo. Let me find some Romeo Santos or something. That's my birthday. No. I celebrate my birthday. Sorry. That's not Mexico. All right, fine. So I'm back to the chinks I was ending with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My niggas, you ain't copping. You ain't got no. What's up? What'd you say? I'm back to the chinks. Chinks. I thought you was talking. I thought you said something. Nah. Oh, my God. What? God damn. That's too far even for this show. We been trying to protect you. Why are y'all so racist? I don't have no. No, that's. Come on. That's out of the question. Yo, hey, Bart. This day on some racist podcast. Racist as hell. I don't have no nothing to play for Cinco de Mayo. All right, I'm back to the chinks. Yeah, and then. He opened up that. I opened with chinks. Rest of these chinks from far rock away. And then the music started, and I sounded a little Asian. Oh, my God. You took it too far. No, I'm just telling y'all. Oh, like that. Yeah, that couldn't happen on this show. Yeah. Yo, you. Yo, the thing is fucking. Nah, dog. Chinks, drugs. No, I. I get it. Not. Play my. Yo, that's racist to hear the name chinks. In that conversation. Nah. It doesn't make sense, bro. At all. Nah, nah. You're a fool, nigga. That was racist, you guys. OD. It's okay to admit it. OD. I get what you want. I'm not on the hits. We thought you was racist. I've never used that word before. That's why we like that. Chinks, drugs. Rest in peace, Chink. Please play the record. Rest in peace, dog. God damn it, man. God damn. Imagine a white podcast like, we're going to play the Monkees now. I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be thinking. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees. Yo, next up, the Gorillaz. Of course, Ish would sing it. Of course, Ish would sing the Monkees. Hey, Mark, next record, the Gorillaz. Exactly. Oh, my God. Listen, I. Holy shit. Happy Cinco de Mayo. We hope that you enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. Till next time. Hey. Until next time, man. We bid you adieu. Farewell. Adios. Hasta la vista. Au revoir. So long. Goodbye. Well, simple head nod will suffice, man. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past. Let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Last but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel. And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it. Hey, hey, wait a minute, hey. All right, plans for the week, plans for the week, plans for the week, plans for the week. Is it about to be like this all week? Not all week. No, not all week. Not all week. I'll be in the studio. Hey. You watching basketball this week, man. Playoff. G-Dally. It's what you want. I'm going down south. You going down south? Got to finish up that. Just finish up the work. Mama love. Now I cut it off. Now I cut it off. Now I cut it off. We could have just. It's been smooth, but now. I did. Be silk, man. Be silk. Be silk. Be silk. Be silk. I was. You going down south to finish up the work you started out. I'm working. To finish up the work. Yeah, you starting to act like Flip. Oh, shit. No, you starting to act like Flip. Oh, shit. Why y'all fucking put my name in that shit? You starting to act like Flip. And I'm going to start acting like Flip, and then you going to Flip. Oh, shit. I'm unstable, nigga. Watch your mouth. There ain't no acting like me. It's one of me. You've been on. Have I been on? Who haven't been on? Have you been on? I've been on. Which one? I've been on. Oh, okay. You're trying to play me, right? On FaceTime with my baby. Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. I've been on, too. You deflect. You ain't answer yet. I've been on in the flesh. Yeah, me too. Not FaceTime. I've been in the flesh. Okay. There you go. There you go. All right. You know, you look. You just seen what my man went through. What my man went through? Who my man? Steph. Yo, y'all niggas. The side. The side of how to. The side of how to in the second bedroom until you get off FaceTime. Oh, Stephon Diggs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Stephon Diggs. These niggas is nasty. That's your man. Whatever. Whatever. The way this nigga talking to me, right? Yeah, bro. I'm trying to make a little pod joke. He took it too far. The way I'm talking. How? He took it too far. I ain't even seen nothing. Nah, it's on now. All right. I'm not going to go anxious. Nah, you can't live with us. We don't want no visitors. People call us drug dealers. I say we distributors. Haters make us sick of us. Yo, if you're not subscribed to the Patreon, damn, stay safe out there. Flower hit me if you need to fish. Bottom of the ninth, chops loaded. Till next time. Ball game, pussy, you talking and I barely use it. Go Knicks. Fuck about my dog. Out of here. Sixers and five. Fuck about my dope house. Dope house. Dope house. Dope house. Hey, get them vacay plans ready, man. You going fishing? Save you some money on the air travel. Yo, did you see the gone fishing picture they put up in Boston? They had it, bro. They're going up there on the boat with them. You lying. I swear to God. Shacking them? Yo, y'all can say what the fuck y'all want, nigga. I miss shacking them, bro. They're still on. I know, but they not on in the same capacity that they was. I said, yo, for the Boston gone fishing picture, they had Mike Vrabroy shorty on the ball. I heard him. I just didn't think it was as it was. No, that's funny. You crazy. I hate this nigga. I'm just ending it, man. In the park, yo. It's not key worthy. Like, do it on the main. But what I'm doing is going. It's all good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, Joe Biden. No, Joe Biden. No for daddy. JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP? I'm from the web and nitty era. It's the network.